ABOUT THIS EPISODE
All aboard the Hotmess Express, where this week the ladies talked so much they held the audience hostage for an extra 20 minutes.That’s right. The show was supposed to end. Erika and Gen simply refused. After 4.5 years of hosting this show, apparently they’ve discovered they have even MORE things to say. Somebody should probably take away their microphones.The ladies kicked things off by catching up on their busy week, which somehow led Erika straight back to the emotional devastation of her childhood Little League soccer career. Her team never won a single game. Not one. Some wounds never heal.Then Ick, Eek, Eww took a deeply disturbing turn when Gen spiraled over the FBI removing bestiality from its hiring process. Yes, you read that correctly. Naturally, this unlocked some of Gen’s own deeply unfortunate neighborhood-dog trauma. You’ll have to tune in for the rest because there are some things we simply cannot explain in a YouTube description.For The Dildo of Consequence, Erika brought a viral video from the Denver airport where a racist man discovered that actions have consequences, and they apparently arrive at approximately 30,000 feet. Karma did not waste any time.Erika also confessed that Gen almost became the subject of this week's Dildo of Consequence after getting herself clipped and turned into an audio meme circulating around their social audio community. Honestly? She brought that one on herself.Workplace Rage Therapy handed the reins over to Gen, who brought us the story of a Karen who managed to get herself arrested while, shockingly, the police actually did their jobs and a man kept his employment. And yes, the story involves a woman punching herself in the face. We promise we are not making this up.Then came Relationship Chaos, where Erika told the story of a woman who was “tested” by a man she'd only been dating for a month. His brilliant plan? Trick her into cleaning his house and cooking him dinner. Fortunately, she saw the setup, put down the sponge, left the house, and saved herself from becoming someone's unpaid domestic staff.And then came the moment nobody saw coming.For Finger of the Week, Gen gave hers to the man standing by the freeway holding a completely blank cardboard sign. Erika, meanwhile, gave herself the finger.And then she cried.After 4.5 years of maintaining her carefully cultivated reputation as the woman with a black heart, Erika finally cracked. The brand is in shambles. 🖕🏼😭And just when you thought the chaos couldn't escalate, next week the ladies welcome their FIRST EVER GUEST (in the Gen and Erika Era): Erika's friend and tarot reader, who will be reading Erika and Gen's cards live on air.What could possibly go wrong?
