Episode 91

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All right, everybody, welcome back to here we go again.
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I'm Ken, I'm Stephanie. We're not doing any testing.
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No, it's like it's all set up. What yeah, I
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ain't get time for testing tonight. We're starting this really late. Yeah,
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six o'clock is kind of late, super late.
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You want to hear something fun, This will make you
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super excited. Oh, you know, just because of the new
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season you're going into. Oh yeah, yeah, someone I'm not
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gonna say who it was, but it's a female friend
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of mine who I don't hear from all the time,
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but sometimes I hear from. And she used to lift
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and she just texted, yo, Ken is yoked.
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Oh that's funny. Yeah, but yoked is probably because I
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feel I feel like a big frumpy egg right now.
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That's how I think of yokes.
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I think there's probably just because from like Senior Night
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pictures people.
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I know those pictures were kind of like, oh, I
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think it's time it was time to cut baste on
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those pictures.
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Why your shoulder?
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Yeah, but yeah, it's great, but it's like a lot
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of it's settling into the old the old belly region.
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So now we're into cutting season, yellow.
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Cutting season, it's so exciting.
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I know, well it's already been hell, it's already been
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day two. I already had to yell at you once.
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Okay, you didn't have to yell at me. I literally
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just said, oh, I'm so hungry.
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Again, Like we literally you ate before we left for
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the grocers.
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Yeah, but you honey again. Like I'm saying this, and
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we go through this every week and people are probably like,
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oh my god, I don't want to hear about this again.
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You don't like legit pay attention to what I to.
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You wouldn't know all the things I ate through a
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day or don eat or whatever.
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It's a good thing. I kept on buying those toastatas
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because now you'll go through them.
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Yeah, I know. That's the irony of that, just because
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that'll change up. So, yeah, it's cutting season. I wanted
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to make it to January. I really did. I wanted
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to make it. Well okay, well, I don't know why
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were laughing at it. It's like I put on the
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weight I wanted to put on the weight, and the
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weight was starting to get uncomfortable. That's when I start like, so.
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You found maybe that two twenty isn't your like weight.
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No, I think too. I don't care if I wait
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two thousand and fifty. As long as it's it's gonna
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be yeah, yeah, as long as it's lean, and then
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you'll drop to what yeah, go from two thousand to
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one twenty eight.
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Oh that is a oh my god, it's.
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A cancer cut.
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It would be so I don't even think your body
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would hold it.
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No, I think that's my skeleton.
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Yeah. Oh oh yeah.
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It wouldn't be.
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It wouldn't be goody and not in the you know,
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the good way.
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Yeah, I know what's a good way of bony is
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like a big old boner. Yeah, gotcha, thank you. But yeah,
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I'm I'm excited for it, just like an any just
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like any anorexic girl. It's just I'm just like, it's
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how I deal with my own control issues sometimes. Sometimes
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that's where eating disorders and stuff come from.
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It is just when you try to like reach a
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certain thing and you can't get to it, and then
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you're like, uh.
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Oh no, nothing like that. I'm just saying, like I
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have that's an area of my life I have control of,
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and I like having control all the rest of it.
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Zero control, zero. You know, sometimes I think I was
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built to be a hermit crab. Nope, well maybe a
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hermit crab. Oh you're one of those old it's the
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old prospector running get off my lawn, you know. I
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it'd be like an old like hermit in the woods.
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Oh yeah, you really thought I meant crab.
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No, but I think about it like a hermit crab.
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They live in just their their shell, by themselves.
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That's it. That's all they need.
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And like you are crabby sometimes, you know, so all
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the time, and like the beach.
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I do like the beach.
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Oh I think you would be a hermit crab versus hermit.
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I hope I wouldn't be a hermit crab that get
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like bought by one of those fucking tourist kids and
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then it's like, oh yeah, oh let's leave him in
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the car. Oh, ken the crab. You'll like being in
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the car. It's one hundred and seventy five degrees. You're
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making fucking one of those low country boils out of
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me in the backseat, just burning up my guts. You
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were her that didn't get but yeah, I appreciate that.
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AnyWho, Well, welcome back.
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Try to move your mic a little closer.
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You.
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Look, it's not tomorrow.
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From the pocket, Like if you listen to the last
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episode of like, oh maybe we'll come back tomorrow.
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Of course, not tomorrow seven.
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It's a week after, so we're not that far away
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and week I.
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Know that's how we should be doing it. Yeah, look
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at us, Look at us.
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It's because I had a client cancel.
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Yeah, your schedule has been so crazy. That has been
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That has been an adjustment, for sure. I know Stephanie's
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old no no wants to read over texts. This is
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the perfect time to get caught up on conversations.
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I was just seeing if someone responded back after I
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say clients.
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Yeah, but yeah, like so legit, like, your schedule has
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been crazy, so it's like, good for you. You're starting
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your own thing, You're you're busy. I respect all of that.
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It's just it's an adjustment on this end.
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Yeah.
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Well yeah, I mean I miss having human interaction. I
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don't interact with anybody at work, the gym, come home,
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Like sometimes I don't talk to any human beings. You've
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talked to him. I don't know if anybody can sympathize
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with this, whether it's husband or wife. Sometimes I haven't
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dealt with anybody for the entire day, and then when
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you come home, Oh lordie, it's like it's like Katrina
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blew in here, like the dogs he need to go?
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Does this happening? Is that going on?
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What's this?
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It's like, bitch, we've been alive the whole time you've
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been gone, and you come in like hot.
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Hot, Well it's usually because I have to leave in
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like forty five minutes.
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What do you mean leaving forty five minutes. I'm saying,
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at the end of your day, Like you're at the
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end of your day, and then you come home and
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then sometimes it'll be like because usually you don't know
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the dogs are fine, the.
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Dogs have okay. Typically it's like all the dogs have
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moved all day, like they have to go out, like
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they don't get up for me.
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So yeah, I'm just saying if people can sympathize with
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like if you have one, you have a peaceful environment,
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and then somebody else comes in. Hey, I've seen it
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with you, like when people come in the house and
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you're like, oh now it's crazy because the dogs and
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all that shit, you know what I mean. That's all
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I'm saying. Get just an adjustment.
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Everything.
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Yeah, we're just Stephanie's world and we just live in it.
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Side note, Well not really, but I have gotten the
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most compliment on these nails, and like, you know.
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Me, see what I'm saying.
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This is not a style that I normally do. The
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people can't see what I'm talking about, but I get
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dip and it's like a sparkly orange and they're cute,
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right Ken, Yeah.
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I'm just adjusting your microphone.
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But I have people sometimes say like, oh, your look
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nice whatever, but these are the best ones. I don't
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know what I'm going to do for Thanksgiving.
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But it's the same thing.
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It's so.
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Foolish.
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The definitely more like, yeah, it's more like Halloween.
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Any fucking anything. It's just orange sparkles. Halloween is not
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a sparkly holiday.
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And the best for me it would be I know
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for some people it's a bit more guts and gore,
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but for me it'd be sparkly and cute.
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It's done.
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But yeah, so I just want to mention. Anyways, so
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what is on the docket. I love coming down into
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the studio and seeing what the surprise of the list is.
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Well, we already talked about cutting season. You're getting shredded.
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You got through that real quick. That was about me,
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So we got that.
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Was pretty funny that it came through.
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Like that, Like he texted you in case, I gotta
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keep my options open. Yeah, you never know. So well,
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because it is one of the worst times of year.
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That means it's Halloween is coming up.
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Jick or tree next Friday.
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Halloween almost with a passion we've already got. We went
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to one Halloween party that was one hundred and eighty
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five miles away.
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Well just for a second, just in case, I don't
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think they really I don't think you can really hear.
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It though not because of the dog.
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If you can hear I met how about this, if
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you can hear the dogs coming in, message us on
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the Facebook.
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Let us know. So we went to one party, it
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was one hundred miles away. We got another one coming up.
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I was very appreciative this year. You went with a
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very simple costume idea. You weren't looking to do anything
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real crazy fun.
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Well last year wasn't crazy either. Put the spots on
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a shirt for you.
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Yeah, it was still an effort. What was I a cow?
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Yeah?
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We were all cows. Doug and I put in more.
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Effort, I did, Doug put it in.
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The effort shirt.
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You get a cow shirt, get a cow costume, had a.
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Cow costume, and I had a cow shirt with like horn.
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Yeah, so I had to actually put in the most
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effort and actually take my actually yeah, so I had
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to do all the fucking.
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Work again, memorying, you made that Dalmatian costume for work.
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You're such a good guy.
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I'm something. So my question is one conversation we were
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having at this Halloween party was worst Halloween costumes when
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you were a kid? Worst ones? Yeah, but we never
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heard from you because you probably had all the like
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nice store bought ones.
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Bro, you fucking wish. Have you ever met my parents?
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Yeah?
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I have.
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I mean, okay, that she has fucking hand me down, hand.
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Me down, Stephanie, come on, give me a break, hand
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me downs for your fucking their costume.
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Two.
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There were multiple times my sister had to be her
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dance costumes for Halloween because it was like a warm one.
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So it worked. Okay, So she was a dancer all right, No,
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like for.
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One of her dance like competitions, she was like a cowgirl. Okay,
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so she had like like it was like a leotard
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with like fringe whatever cowgar in essence. Yeah, so it
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was warm that year, so that's what she want asked.
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There's one time.
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Like say, so, legit, that's a cowgirl. You're a cowgirl.
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It was like a dancing okay whatever, And then they
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probably paid at a pretty petty for that fucking costume
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was probably one hundred and fifty bucks probably, And then.
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There was like another year I had to be one
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of her dance costumes.
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Struggle, I'm sure.
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And then I was a pumpkin.
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You were the same size. I was just picturing because
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she's older than you.
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Yeah, it was when I was older. So it's like
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if my sister wore it when she was when.
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She was ten, had to wear it when you were ten.
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Ten or eleven? Oh something like that, Yeah, gotcha any
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who's or probably more when she was eight and I
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was ten, I guess it. Then I was a pumpkin,
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like the same pumpkin costume, like for like four years
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or something like that.
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What age was that because it sounded like that was
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something like when you were.
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I think I stopped trick or treating in like the
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fifth or sixth grade.
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Oh really, you were an early quitter.
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Huh, yeah, the last street sucked. No, like you could
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like go off, so like the last year I trick
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or tread, my dad got really mad, so I used
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to go fun fact, I used to only go trick
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or treating with my dad, Like my sister would go
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off with her friends. Like when we were real little,
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it would just be my dad and me and my
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sister and my mom would hand out the candy. And
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then as she got older, as she got older, Eric
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would go off with her friends. And then I really
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didn't have any friends in the neighborhood that were my
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age that except like there were boys that were my age,
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but I was a long so sixth grade I got
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to go off with some friends who lived.
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A couple of streets.
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I got home later than he thought I should have
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gone home, and he was piss He was walking down
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the street trying to find me. And after that, I
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was like, forget it, I'm just gonna hand out candy.
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So that was it was this one. He was mad
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that I was like out late.
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You couldn't have just said, oh, maybe I shouldn't be
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out late. You said to quit.
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No, I don't even think it was like I think
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I was just out the entire time, Like, so you
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know where my cousin Lisa lives. Yeah, okay, so.
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You went all the way down there, so one of
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those baby ruths.
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No one of my friends lived like down off of
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one of those streets. So I went trig or drink
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the entire time, and I just walked home.
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Okay, let me home when ended.
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Okay, well, my little legs up those hills.
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Enough excuses, my little legs.
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Can you can you pause it because I just got
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to make sure that that gets out of the oven?
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Hold on?
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Yeah, so no, no, no, well you're talking about your little legs,
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your little excuses. I couldn't get home because suddenly I
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couldn't tell time, like whatever. Always got an excuse that
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should knocked you up side the head with a with
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that spoon we talked about last week.
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That was so funny.
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It was just a threat, like, no, a decorative spoon,
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not like somebody's smacking you with a fucking battle Oh
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my god, that's crazy. Back in the day, though, I
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will say this, all it took was the threat. I
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was never I was never hit, but I always suspected
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it could happen. I didn't you know what I mean,
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there was nothing. Kids nowadays, man, they're brave. They're brave
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because they don't think anything can happen.
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Oh billy, Yeah, they have the internet.
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Like I took your worst costume then you never really
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said like you just you just wore hand me downs.
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They really had like any I don't think I've ever
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had like a favorite costume of any kind ever.
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Did you ever have a handmade costume?
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Yeah?
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Yeah, I think like for one time, like everyone was
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like a clown forever that like my mom made like
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back in the fucking like eighties or something.
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Well, this must have been in the eighties. When did
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I make a clown? Cost Like she made it in
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like the for herself.
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She had a toy machine. She used to be like
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into that stuff, like back in like the like before
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I was born.
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Oh that's because the early eighties women they thought they
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didn't know if they were like housewives or.
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If they were still Like my mom were three to eleven,
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so it's like and she worked only like three or
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four days a week, so it's like she was home
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a lot.
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Yeah, and she was making Pennywise's costume.
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I don't know, no, her my her and my sister
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were matching clowns like she made her. She made my
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sister a costume in her a costume.
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Did you ever have a costume that matched your mom? Oh?
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Oh no, it's because your little legs couldn't get you home.
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You know what else? I didn't get.
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Hugs and kisses.
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No, my mom give me a lot of hugs and kisses,
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and my dad, I think probably did give me hug
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and kiss I was little.
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I don't remember, like a baby, not after.
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No dance class.
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Oh yeah, Stephane with their fucking dance classes. She holds
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onto that fucking bitter little bill day I die holds
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onto that like Alanis Morris, that that's just down at
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her belly.
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Just.
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But whatever that's here north there?
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What if? What if you would? I mean, listen in
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your head right now, because for people don't know, Stephanie's
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like carries this real deep fucking resentment that she never
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got to be in dance class, like she thought she
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could have been a prima ballerina. And in your mind
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now you could have been. But listen, in your mind
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are all the possibilities of what could have been, and
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you feel bad about that. You're like, oh, I wish
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I could have been a dancer. I might have been great.
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You could have also been terrible, and then looked back
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and said, oh my god, I really wanted to be
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a dancer, but I sucked. I sucked big dong at
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being a dancer. So that at least, you don't know.
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I think I would have potential everything you've ever tried
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to size?
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What's that nice size?
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Like? Not too tall?
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I don't know. I see those pictures of those cheeks.
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You might have been top heavy, you might have needed
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that ballery. Yeah, well they're fine now. So that's all
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the that's all that matters, right, And.
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There's no old ballerina thing.
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Oh really, there's no there's no classes for old ass
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ballerinas to just like try.
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Forty and looking to become the next elder prima baller.
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About this, I'll give you that with the ballet that
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there's nothing for old people, just like there's no old people.
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Karate is like if I wanted to take.
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When I went to that kickboxing class and my client
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have me go to, there was like a bunch of
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people doing like and they were like.
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But I think they're in the class with like kids.
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Everyone at the same level.
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I know.
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It's like, Okay, you want to take karate, No I don't.
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I'm saying it's you to do jiu jitsu. No, definitely not.
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Oh my god, my shoulder would be popping out terrible.
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All I hear about people doing jiu jitsu.
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What about kung fu?
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Kung fu?
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I don't even know if that's real, Like what fighting. Yeah,
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it's a far way of saying, like karate, but they
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were doing kung fu, you know what I mean.
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I thought it was like jiu jitsu.
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Jiu Jitsu is all wrestling. It's all like rolling, it's
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all like trying to pin people.
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Nothing karate but nothing alike.
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No, they're martial arts.
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Okay, they're both martial arts.
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But jiu jitsu is like Brazilian wrestling where there's a
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lot of different moves and you're trying.
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To get UFC is just everything.
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UFC was every different style. Whatever, you just come in,
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you just probably beat the ship is whoever wins with
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and it was it was meant originally to be like
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I believe, what tie a different martial art. You're just
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gonna keep throwing things out.
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Now, who fights in the mutai?
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I don't.
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I don't really And the ones that like, I come
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to my head I don't.
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That's good. That's what you usually do. It is just
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blurt things out come into your head way tie. Yeah
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it sounds like a drink. But yeah, so all of
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it's just martial arts. All of it gets used kickboxing
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back in the day.
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I did kickboxing, and you.
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Take a kickboxing class recently.
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Yeah, And there was some like I don't.
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Know, she's half a lumps.
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No, actually no, actually there was. There wasn't actually a
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lot of people in the class that I did. It
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was just whatever. But I don't know if she's still
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there anymore. There's something with like the location. I think
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like their lease was up or I don't know, there's
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like something where they're not there anymore. Cool, but she
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was I think she was surprised. That's how good I did.
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But it was a lot of like the same moves
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from like T twenty five.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, yeah, i'll
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tell you.
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This, tea taught me a lot, Like it's in my
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muscle and like I used to do a lot of
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that at work.
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Well, the T twenty five and stuff. I'll tell you
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this if you want to get into like really good
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cardiovascular shape, improve your lungs, all that stuff, those kinds
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of things are awesome. They really are. Like those high
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intensity punch punch punch whatever. Really just coughed. Yeah, those
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things are great. A lot of people do that stuff
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to lose weight. And I tell anybody anybody asked me,
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not that they're going to, but if they did, I'd say,
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instead of investing that time into that cardio that you're
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probably gonna hate and be all like, I don't want
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to do this. Just just get your diet and check
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do that first, and you don't have to worry about
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fucking being on the treadmill or the elliptical you have
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to do any of that. Ship.
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I did like doing it when I worked at one
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of the doctor's offices when I had that hour, well,
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when I had that hour break and I did it
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with that with that woman. Yeah, that was actually really
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fun because we would she'd always be saying, we're working
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off what we drank over the weekend. Okay, Well for
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us it was okay, why do you have to take
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that away?
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Like I was like working, I told you I was
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hungry today and you told me to shut up. I would.
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I told you I was hungry, and you literally told
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me to shut up. You can't take it now. You
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already said it's been hell.
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No, absolutely not, because I didn't say shut up. No,
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I said, Kenneth, that's enough. This is the second day,
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So I'm sorry. Where did the word shut up come out?
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That's enough? I think that's implied. Fuck you would comply,
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that's what what was enough enough? Then we're enough.
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Talking about it.
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That's called shut.
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Up saying enough?
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Oh my god.
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Just like I had to yell those kids in the
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bleachers like I wanted to say something else, but I
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told them to figure it out. That's not what I wanted.
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I told one of them, if one off you lands
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on me, it's not going to be good for you.
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Yeah. That's when I was like, you guys want to
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mess around, you want to fall on each other, do
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it someplace else because you're not gonna fall on us,
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So figure it out, and I can tell the lily
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next me was like, oh my god, she's gonna freak out.
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We did not like the student sections at the last
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It was really like why they didn't go into their
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own student section. That's like literally there for them, and
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it's like I was so happy that they had it,
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but they literally couldn't get when that one parent was like,
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you guys got to move over to your student section
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like no one can see, and they just like stood there.
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Like what I'm so, I'm one hand because we're talking
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about senior Night and it's actually on here, so it's
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kind of funny, good transition. You don't even know. Listen,
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It's great that like the kids came out to support
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the soccer team for the game. That's a plot. That's
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a positive bloop. Great. They're never there any other fucking
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time except for like homecoming Senior night, like some of
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the events.
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Yeah, no one's going to like the home game.
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Nobody's going to just a home game. So it's like,
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don't they're down. Like one kid, I thought I was
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at a WWE match. He had like the American.
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Flav something going on. I saw, Like I don't know,
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it felt like there was other schools and stuff like that,
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like on that night that like all the kids were
498
00:23:47.519 --> 00:23:49.440
wearing American plans. I don't know, Like I start in
499
00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:52.480
different like I start from different people's posts on the
500
00:23:52.519 --> 00:23:55.279
same like or nights this week and maybe it's because
501
00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:56.839
it's Spirit week time. I don't know.
502
00:23:57.799 --> 00:24:01.640
If you're showing up with the and you're where spek and.
503
00:24:01.599 --> 00:24:05.640
It was like a spirit was American pride?
504
00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:09.079
What they have there?
505
00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:13.319
Why wouldn't you want one of those days you don't
506
00:24:13.319 --> 00:24:14.119
have part for your country?
507
00:24:14.200 --> 00:24:16.759
Oh God, suck a dick. I playing this.
508
00:24:17.759 --> 00:24:20.680
I don't know, you do know, I don't follow for
509
00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:26.480
that command and command, who do you think you're talking to?
510
00:24:27.960 --> 00:24:32.799
Just saying some pattered just saying it is like fucking
511
00:24:33.319 --> 00:24:35.680
It was annoying, like they were down there, like they
512
00:24:35.680 --> 00:24:39.000
were acting like they were at like the World Cup, the.
513
00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:41.960
Best, Oh my god, the best. When they were like
514
00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:47.079
and again I I commend them for being teenagers and
515
00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:50.880
going out and supporting the team whatever. Like being being teenagers,
516
00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:53.759
how they should be Like they were completely fine, except
517
00:24:53.759 --> 00:24:56.640
they just were clueless. I like where to fucking sit?
518
00:24:57.359 --> 00:25:02.720
But I loved how fucking dumb they look like in
519
00:25:02.759 --> 00:25:06.519
a bunch of little fucking chodes when they're like, hang, guys,
520
00:25:06.640 --> 00:25:11.119
we're all gonna do the boomerang for someone's Instagram. They
521
00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:15.559
got ride and it's as like someone's fucking like kiky
522
00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:18.079
or no, as someone got hurt on the field and
523
00:25:18.119 --> 00:25:20.160
they're like yay.
524
00:25:20.559 --> 00:25:23.319
It was like, there's I didn't even see any of them.
525
00:25:24.200 --> 00:25:27.119
It was how does it feel when somebody's like, let's
526
00:25:27.119 --> 00:25:29.480
stew up boomerang before we can even have a drink
527
00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:32.799
at a restaurant, Let's stew up boomerang.
528
00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:36.519
But it was clink. The girl okay, but the girl
529
00:25:36.599 --> 00:25:40.279
who was yelling it was standing on the track. The
530
00:25:40.319 --> 00:25:43.440
game had stopped because someone got hurt, like not bad
531
00:25:43.559 --> 00:25:45.319
hurt on the field, but it was just like someone
532
00:25:45.400 --> 00:25:47.720
was down. So it was like okay. Typically you don't
533
00:25:47.759 --> 00:25:50.720
say anything, and that's when the girl's like doude three
534
00:25:50.759 --> 00:25:53.640
and they're like yay, and it's like, oh my god,
535
00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:54.480
there's someone.
536
00:25:54.240 --> 00:25:56.519
Off the crowd.
537
00:25:56.920 --> 00:26:00.559
Yeah, like they just it's like, wow, you just definitely
538
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:02.559
show that you're not even here for the game.
539
00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:06.559
Of course they're not. They don't even they don't know
540
00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:09.440
the rules of soccer. I barely know the rules sometimes.
541
00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:10.720
You know.
542
00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:13.640
It's like I think you just figured out off sides
543
00:26:13.720 --> 00:26:14.200
last year.
544
00:26:14.559 --> 00:26:14.960
Legit.
545
00:26:15.799 --> 00:26:19.559
Yeah, legit, and we go to professional soccer game.
546
00:26:19.640 --> 00:26:22.319
I know, but it's like they don't. It's never consistent.
547
00:26:23.119 --> 00:26:26.039
Well yeah, it's like oh well, hold on, it's like, oh,
548
00:26:26.079 --> 00:26:28.559
he got pushed in the back ref where's this the
549
00:26:28.759 --> 00:26:30.920
Oh no, you can push a little bit there. And
550
00:26:30.960 --> 00:26:34.240
then like two minutes later, somebody gets pushed. They blow
551
00:26:34.279 --> 00:26:36.480
the whistle and it's it's like, well, why did why
552
00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:40.079
did that push? Cow? Because lame? And then kids are
553
00:26:40.160 --> 00:26:41.039
learning to flop?
554
00:26:41.599 --> 00:26:43.160
Yeah, that that shit.
555
00:26:43.319 --> 00:26:46.799
I wish. It's gross. It's all gross. Soccer is coming
556
00:26:46.839 --> 00:26:48.079
to an end. This is what I have on here.
557
00:26:48.799 --> 00:26:49.759
It's nice.
558
00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:50.839
I'm sorry.
559
00:26:51.079 --> 00:26:55.119
Yeah, we get to argue garbage questions again, number one
560
00:26:55.240 --> 00:26:55.720
right here.
561
00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:59.759
Oh my god, we looked like fucking garbage when we
562
00:26:59.799 --> 00:27:05.400
went to Walmart. Garbage three loads of gluten free bread
563
00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:09.440
that cost fucking more than the two bottles of wine
564
00:27:09.480 --> 00:27:11.640
that we bought, and then a pack of pads which
565
00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:12.960
I was carrying.
566
00:27:13.359 --> 00:27:18.519
Was the wrong kind of carrying a grocery bag with
567
00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:22.319
two bottles of wine and a package of pads. And
568
00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:29.599
I'm like, this looks like somebody's in for a rough week. Legite, Like,
569
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:35.279
come on, I will say this, I've always been today when.
570
00:27:35.160 --> 00:27:39.480
That you got to go to Walmart? You fucking so much.
571
00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:43.559
That's what I'm carrying out. And the best is, like
572
00:27:43.640 --> 00:27:46.200
I'll tell you this. I'm a pretty secure guy. It's
573
00:27:46.240 --> 00:27:48.920
the one thing I will not buy. I just will
574
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:52.160
not do it. I'm sorry, Oh my god, I don't.
575
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:56.200
I don't one day I will. When when am I
576
00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:56.880
gonna do that?
577
00:27:57.079 --> 00:27:59.240
When you see me so bad and you're like, oh
578
00:27:59.319 --> 00:28:00.319
my god, I have to get it.
579
00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:04.880
Here's a pillow. Tuck a pillow between your legs. Then
580
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:06.720
go to the store. You have time. You're at the
581
00:28:06.759 --> 00:28:07.680
store at fucking seven.
582
00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:08.880
You would do Target to go?
583
00:28:09.720 --> 00:28:12.960
Yeah, I would under thank god for self checkout. That
584
00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:15.119
would probably make it like a whole different animal.
585
00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:16.680
They I'll tell you what.
586
00:28:16.799 --> 00:28:20.720
If they come over to pressure for all the because
587
00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:23.400
you know what, honey, no, no, no no, they do
588
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:24.480
everything else.
589
00:28:24.519 --> 00:28:28.119
You you do you And you know what, there are
590
00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:31.680
probably guys guys like you who are like, oh, I
591
00:28:31.720 --> 00:28:34.880
can't do it. I'm gonna clue you on this tiny
592
00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:40.920
little secret. I know it's embarrassing, Okay, no one thinks
593
00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:45.319
it's for you. And when and when you go to
594
00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:51.160
the checkout. The reaction that the most likely woman checkout
595
00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:53.319
person is going to have if you don't go to
596
00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:57.839
self checkos like, what a fucking awesome guy.
597
00:28:59.240 --> 00:29:02.400
Ah, I didn't realize I was missing out on the
598
00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:06.279
respect of all the checkout women in the world. Oh
599
00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:10.559
my god, if somebody had just told me that I
600
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:14.640
was missing out on the love and admiration from greta
601
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:18.880
fucking girdles at the fucking checkout laying at Target for
602
00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:23.119
getting pads, I probably missed so many swiping rights.
603
00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:32.640
Right, Holy shit, now that I know, great, Yeah, nobody
604
00:29:32.680 --> 00:29:33.160
gives it.
605
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:36.799
No, I don't even think they would think. They probably think, ugh,
606
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:38.559
what a pathetic fucking man.
607
00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:39.599
No, they wouldn't.
608
00:29:39.640 --> 00:29:41.559
Why wouldn't they, Because there a woman be like, oh,
609
00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:45.400
some bitch can't go to the fucking store herself. No, gross,
610
00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:49.680
you should. You should because you guys are at the
611
00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:54.039
store seventy five times a week. Seventy five times a week.
612
00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:57.839
Sometimes you kill time in a store. I don't know
613
00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:00.880
why you're recording this, like we got it on record here,
614
00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:03.759
but seventy five times a week. You're just like, oh,
615
00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:05.200
it is a Target. Oh what did you get?
616
00:30:05.279 --> 00:30:05.759
Oh? I don't know.
617
00:30:05.799 --> 00:30:08.400
I had to pick up a tissue, Like I don't know,
618
00:30:08.440 --> 00:30:11.400
Grab the shit you need while you're there, Like that's
619
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.640
all grab that shit you need.
620
00:30:13.839 --> 00:30:17.079
Anyways, besides me going to Target, but done the list
621
00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:18.319
brou Well, we're.
622
00:30:18.119 --> 00:30:22.440
Working through it. When we were talking about soccer, it's
623
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:25.519
coming to an end. Yeah, it's coming to an end.
624
00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:29.160
And my thing is bittersweet or sweet relief.
625
00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:32.319
I know, but I have heard this so many times.
626
00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:34.079
So because I'm talking to you about it, so now
627
00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:36.079
I'm talking on the podcast, I'm sorry to bore you
628
00:30:36.119 --> 00:30:39.680
with my thoughts. But Jesus Christ, like, I'm kind of
629
00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:40.720
excited that it's over.
630
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:44.000
We drive, we have to drive our killer.
631
00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:45.319
An hour and a half to two hours.
632
00:30:45.359 --> 00:30:47.079
And for some reason, and there's been.
633
00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:50.799
Three games a week for like, what.
634
00:30:53.480 --> 00:30:55.960
Way did you get that? Sat in that.
635
00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:59.640
Chair for the last podcast you, I swear to god
636
00:30:59.640 --> 00:31:01.400
I did. Is not very comfortable.
637
00:31:01.480 --> 00:31:02.799
Where did you get that from?
638
00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:06.519
I got that from the store? Seventy's noticing a chair
639
00:31:06.559 --> 00:31:10.440
in the basement, the store with the chairs the garage
640
00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:15.440
which one here? Yeah here, it's kind of cool when
641
00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:19.079
it's not very comfortable. I don't know. A week or
642
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:21.559
so ago, it looks kind of cool.
643
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:25.400
It would actually work in this spot for like you.
644
00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:26.680
Can have it because I don't. I didn't like it
645
00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:28.640
for the podcast because it kind of I don't know
646
00:31:28.680 --> 00:31:30.079
if it made it. It does swivel.
647
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:34.400
Oh, yeah, you have to bring in Oh sure, it.
648
00:31:34.359 --> 00:31:36.440
Looks it's kind of a nice modern look.
649
00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:37.400
You know.
650
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:38.119
Apologize.
651
00:31:38.160 --> 00:31:42.240
Yeah, actually yes, we drive two hours to these soccer games.
652
00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:46.160
And I love watching my kid play soccer. I really do.
653
00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:48.400
If he ever listened, which he won't, but if he does,
654
00:31:48.519 --> 00:31:51.279
I want him to know I love watching him play soccer.
655
00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:54.200
I would not miss the games that we can get to.
656
00:31:54.880 --> 00:31:57.279
But it's a fucking lot. It's a lot. It's a
657
00:31:57.279 --> 00:32:00.400
big thing. Three days a week, two hour drives each
658
00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:04.480
way because of traffic. The traffic is horrendous this year.
659
00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:07.640
It's kind of like it's probably like a little bit
660
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:11.359
of like Carmen Universe being like, okay, do this do
661
00:32:11.480 --> 00:32:16.079
this last year because like you know, you'll benefit later.
662
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:21.799
But like from years past, like driving down there still
663
00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:26.279
like the time whatever, but never never really more than
664
00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:28.960
like an hour and a half unless there was like
665
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:33.319
truly like night construction, like a like a true hold up.
666
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:38.160
Hold up. Now there's really no hold up besides like
667
00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:41.200
some little bit of traffic, and it's been like close
668
00:32:41.240 --> 00:32:44.119
to like an hour forty Like it's it's crazy how
669
00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:46.720
much like this year it's just been like ridiculous.
670
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:48.680
We're not alone in this, We're not alone in it.
671
00:32:48.680 --> 00:32:52.519
We you know, some people are very lucky. They live
672
00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:55.279
in areas where, you know, they only have to travel
673
00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:58.119
twenty minutes. And then we've got some friends they're driving
674
00:32:58.160 --> 00:33:01.279
an hour and a half tournaments because they live in
675
00:33:01.319 --> 00:33:03.400
a small town. But I don't I don't even know why.
676
00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:04.559
It's so fucking crazy.
677
00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:07.680
Honestly, Well it's well, no one, it's schools too. It's
678
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:11.119
just like smaller schools because there are smaller schools in
679
00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:14.440
our area. So it's some like for New Hampshire, you know,
680
00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:16.440
I think for all schools it goes by sizes.
681
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:20.519
But yeah, it's almost over, and I'm okay, Like I'm
682
00:33:20.559 --> 00:33:22.960
okay with it, Like it'll be sad in a way,
683
00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:26.920
I'm not gonna I'm not completely heartless and in that regard,
684
00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:34.000
but the the payoff to the payoff, and again because
685
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:38.279
it's high school, like his playing time is different. I
686
00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:40.519
think for a lot of our friends that have younger kids,
687
00:33:41.119 --> 00:33:42.960
it can be worth it. We used to travel when
688
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:45.240
he was younger too, and he'd be in the game
689
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.960
like almost the whole time because the town team was
690
00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:51.240
just enough to Yeah, he got a ton of playing
691
00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:54.759
times you get to actually watch him play.
692
00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:58.559
There's you know, there hasn't been too many times where
693
00:33:58.640 --> 00:33:59.759
he hasn't.
694
00:33:59.519 --> 00:34:01.880
Yet, he said, no times where he hasn't played at all,
695
00:34:02.079 --> 00:34:04.880
but not this season. Not this season. We've had some
696
00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:07.319
times where we went down and watched a whole bunch
697
00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:10.880
of other people's kids play. That was awesome.
698
00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:16.840
But I think for him, I think that's in moments
699
00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:19.360
like that, I think he does need support. So it
700
00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:23.280
was good that we were there because it, Yeah, that's
701
00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:27.199
as crappy as it felt for us. I can only
702
00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:29.360
imagine how crappy it was for him. But at least
703
00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:32.039
he wasn't like when he walked off the field, no
704
00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:34.480
one was there, you know what I mean, And like
705
00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:37.800
we those were the times where, you know, the three
706
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:41.400
of us really like vented together where it was like
707
00:34:41.960 --> 00:34:45.840
justifying his feelings and all that kind of stuff.
708
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:48.559
So at the very least it was something as a
709
00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:52.480
teenage boy, or even as a teenager, you think to yourself,
710
00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:55.280
when you come off the field, you're already like feeling
711
00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:59.480
a little fucking down on yourself, and then you he
712
00:34:59.519 --> 00:35:03.519
didn't have have the opportunity to say, oh and nobody
713
00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:07.239
even bothered coming you know what I mean, He didn't
714
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:09.400
have to. He didn't have to pile on and feel
715
00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:12.559
worse with that regard, even though he probably would have
716
00:35:12.599 --> 00:35:16.320
slept fine, but your first thought would probably be like, oh,
717
00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:19.880
and people couldn't even be bothered to.
718
00:35:19.079 --> 00:35:20.599
It's not like you know what I mean, it's not
719
00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:24.800
his faulty obviously, yeah, almost done.
720
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:29.039
But for these people, I don't know, fucking having youth sports.
721
00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:30.559
We've talked about it. I'm not going to go too
722
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:34.360
deep into it, but I'll tell you one thing I
723
00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:37.400
saw and I don't know you know a lot of people. Listen,
724
00:35:38.880 --> 00:35:41.639
this is just some advice for me. If your kids
725
00:35:41.760 --> 00:35:42.679
don't want.
726
00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:48.400
Ye no, and I'm only and I'm only saying it,
727
00:35:49.079 --> 00:36:00.719
only truly saying it because you got truly screwed with
728
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:06.079
your kids in U sports in the fact that Lilli
729
00:36:06.119 --> 00:36:08.599
and Hayden only played U sports around here for like
730
00:36:09.360 --> 00:36:10.559
in essence, like.
731
00:36:10.760 --> 00:36:12.800
You didn't even know I was gonna say.
732
00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:14.719
I know what I'm saying is like you had to
733
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.559
drive so far away, so it wasn't about that.
734
00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:21.679
Oh sorry, That's what I was just gonna say. If
735
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:25.000
your kids don't want to do a certain sport. Don't
736
00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:28.159
make them, oh, because then if you if you, that's okay,
737
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:32.119
if you yeah, yeah, that's my life. If you make them,
738
00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:35.719
if you make them do the sport, and then also
739
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:37.960
then complain that you have to take them to all
740
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:40.760
these sports, It's like, what the fuck are you doing?
741
00:36:41.199 --> 00:36:43.599
Like if your kid like legit, like I don't want
742
00:36:43.639 --> 00:36:46.280
to play basketball anymore. I do a bunch of other stuff.
743
00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:48.920
I don't want to play basketball, and you make them
744
00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:52.039
play basketball, and then you're like, oh my god, I
745
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:54.280
have so many times I got to be at basketball.
746
00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:57.760
Shut the fuck up. Yeah no, that that's a kid's
747
00:36:57.800 --> 00:36:58.679
giving you an out.
748
00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:01.880
Yeah you're the one who's the kid up for it.
749
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:05.119
Yeah, enough's enough with these youth sports like I don't
750
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:10.519
know what and again s a d when it's like, oh,
751
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:12.440
this is gonna be for their college. It may be,
752
00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:15.039
but they can also fucking break an ankle. Give these
753
00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:19.320
kids a fucking life outside of these these sports like
754
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:21.760
they're spending all their time. There might be a level
755
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:25.360
to which it's like might be unhealthy the other direction too,
756
00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:28.960
you know, but that's just my that's my thing. Just
757
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:31.360
if you sign them up and they don't want to
758
00:37:31.360 --> 00:37:34.639
do it. That's on you. That's fine that you're probabalytive.
759
00:37:34.760 --> 00:37:37.320
Just shut the fuck up. Don't complain about it. That's
760
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:41.199
my that's my thing. Yeah, that's all. I just I
761
00:37:41.199 --> 00:37:43.840
don't want to I don't want to hear it. So
762
00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:50.079
all right, Uh, let's see moving along here. Because it's Halloween.
763
00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:53.679
I've watched some spooky shows, so I want to give
764
00:37:53.719 --> 00:37:58.880
some spooky reres. Okay, Oh that okay, Oh thank you, Stephanie.
765
00:37:59.280 --> 00:37:59.880
Oh you're so.
766
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:03.280
I will tell you. I will tell you. I like
767
00:38:03.440 --> 00:38:06.760
to talk to like some of my clients and like
768
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:07.960
different people.
769
00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:08.679
Let them speak.
770
00:38:09.880 --> 00:38:13.079
Yeah, well, sometimes they do talk, depending on some of
771
00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:15.639
there's there are times where I'm like, okay, enough about me.
772
00:38:16.280 --> 00:38:19.719
But sometimes people like but they don't know how special
773
00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:20.679
that moment must be.
774
00:38:21.320 --> 00:38:24.360
Yeah, But sometimes I can feel because I'm an EmPATH,
775
00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:29.559
you know, sometimes I can feel like my clients are like,
776
00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:31.719
oh my god, my life is falling apart, and I'll
777
00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:34.480
be like, oh, babe, let me tell you something fucking
778
00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:36.440
crazy that happened in my life to make you feel
779
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:37.199
like So.
780
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:39.480
They were talking about themselves and you immediately said, let
781
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:40.239
me tell you about me.
782
00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:46.440
No, no, No, it's more just kind of like it's more
783
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:49.719
like when someone's like talking to you about like oh,
784
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:52.760
like they're it's like not like they're going through it,
785
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:56.280
but it's like it's almost like they're embarrassed about kind
786
00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:58.079
of like what's going on, Like oh my god, I
787
00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:00.599
can't believe this is happening, and this is happen and
788
00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:03.880
this is like like if like they're almost feeling like
789
00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:07.320
I'm a loser in essence of like, oh my god,
790
00:39:07.360 --> 00:39:10.079
this girl's like oh no, no, no, I don't have
791
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:13.320
my shit together either. I might look like I do
792
00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:13.840
right now.
793
00:39:13.760 --> 00:39:15.920
But let me tell you all the fucking get I
794
00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:16.360
get like.
795
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:21.079
Sometimes it's like I look polished, but like I barely
796
00:39:21.119 --> 00:39:24.639
holding it together, like don't worry, like, don't like you.
797
00:39:24.639 --> 00:39:27.079
You don't have to be perfect for me, and that
798
00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:27.840
type of asseect.
799
00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:30.039
Yeah, no, I get what you're saying. But also keep
800
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:32.840
in mind sometimes people just are looking for that opportunity
801
00:39:32.880 --> 00:39:35.639
to vent Oh no no, not no no, but not
802
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:39.440
then have it feel like it was a competition. Oh no, no,
803
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:41.639
I don't do that well. They might feel that way
804
00:39:41.960 --> 00:39:45.159
like if I shared with you, like, oh I really
805
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:48.199
had like a really shitty day, and it's like I
806
00:39:48.199 --> 00:39:50.480
can't believe it was, like how crazy my day was?
807
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:52.960
And then you're like, don't worry, let me tell you
808
00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:53.719
about my day.
809
00:39:53.800 --> 00:39:57.480
No, it's like it's more it goes more or like No,
810
00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:00.159
it's more like when I when I meet them and
811
00:40:00.199 --> 00:40:02.800
I'm like, oh, hey, how's it going, And I'll I'll
812
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:07.800
ask I'm like, oh, what what happened with this? And
813
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:10.400
as we're walking up or walking to the room, they'll
814
00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:12.599
be like, oh my god, blah blah, like oh, I
815
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:14.599
can't wait to hear it. I've been like wondering about this.
816
00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:17.320
I was thinking about that, blah blah. And then when
817
00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:21.800
I get in, I'll be like, oh, so, like what's
818
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:24.519
going on and they'd be like, oh my god, I
819
00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:24.920
don't know.
820
00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:27.840
I just found out my mom got tag team, but
821
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:31.320
my dad and my uncle and they don't know which
822
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:33.039
one is my dad.
823
00:40:33.800 --> 00:40:36.480
Oh my god, when did you find this out? No,
824
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:39.320
that's what I'm If you had something to top that,
825
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:42.400
I would know turn it like onto me.
826
00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:44.760
Oh my god, Well guess what. My mom and sister
827
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:47.119
dressed as clowns when I was a kid.
828
00:40:47.199 --> 00:40:49.840
Usually someone being like, oh my god, I can't talk
829
00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:52.519
about it right now, and I'll be like, okay, like.
830
00:40:53.079 --> 00:40:54.119
Why'd you bring it up? Then?
831
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:56.119
Well, sometimes it's like they is.
832
00:40:56.119 --> 00:40:58.280
It with Braun's like, you gotta be talking to other
833
00:40:58.320 --> 00:41:01.320
women about everything all the time. I'm it has to
834
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:03.039
be cave stuff. I've said it before. It has to
835
00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:04.480
be from back in the cave times.
836
00:41:04.639 --> 00:41:06.119
But sometimes I don't talk about them.
837
00:41:06.199 --> 00:41:08.159
Guys, we don't talk to each other because we had
838
00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:10.920
to be out hunting, and you get Bop, shut the
839
00:41:11.000 --> 00:41:13.039
fuck up. This ain't the time for your feelings. There
840
00:41:13.119 --> 00:41:15.800
is a fucking mammoth right there, and you guys are
841
00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:20.199
back in the cave, just like Bob Bob fucking banging
842
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:25.599
on poems or something. Anyways, just I don't know what
843
00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:28.159
it is. I don't know. I don't know. That's a mystery.
844
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:30.199
If you want to reach out, you can reach out.
845
00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:33.400
Let me know. Everybody has my contact at this point,
846
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:36.320
say oh, Ken, this is why women need to be
847
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:39.480
in constant contact with other women. Twenty four to seven.
848
00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:41.880
I'll just to figure out what's going on in the world.
849
00:41:42.039 --> 00:41:43.679
I could die tomorrow and there wouldn't be one guy
850
00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:50.559
that'd be like, oh, what was wrong with him? Right? Yes, well,
851
00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:55.840
I guess. So anyway, I started off saying, I had
852
00:41:55.880 --> 00:41:59.880
some recommendations and I don't even know why we got
853
00:41:59.880 --> 00:42:01.559
our to Stephanie's day care.
854
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:05.000
But tell me about your spooky wracks. Oh are you
855
00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:06.239
gonna tell us about Wednesday?
856
00:42:07.079 --> 00:42:10.159
Oh my god? Oh yeah, let me tell you something
857
00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:12.920
that was not a spooky wreck. But as a forty
858
00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:16.760
seven year old man, I enjoyed Wednesday, the show on
859
00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:21.440
Netflix way too much. It was such a fucking teenage
860
00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:25.360
girl show. And there was a scene in it that
861
00:42:25.480 --> 00:42:28.599
I was like, I was like kind of geeking out
862
00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:31.440
over like, oh my god, this is so like crazy,
863
00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:35.119
like it was such a good scene, and I was like, what,
864
00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:40.320
what a colossal fucking loser? I am, oh, seriously to
865
00:42:40.360 --> 00:42:44.960
watch Wednesday, Like it was such a ya thing and
866
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:47.039
I was like, this is pretty this is pretty good.
867
00:42:48.440 --> 00:42:50.360
So that's a that is a good wreck. If you
868
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:52.440
if you're I don't care who you are, you should
869
00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:52.719
watch what.
870
00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:56.039
I just loved when we were at our Halloween party
871
00:42:56.119 --> 00:42:58.599
last weekend. Yeah, and I'm not going to say her
872
00:42:58.679 --> 00:43:02.000
name because she's a minor, but I loved when our
873
00:43:02.079 --> 00:43:09.239
friends jot Her, who's a sophomore, just looked at you like,
874
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:10.400
why are you watching that?
875
00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:14.079
Yeah, that's for you. That girl reminds me so much.
876
00:43:14.280 --> 00:43:17.000
And she was like no, I don't. Yeah, but she
877
00:43:17.079 --> 00:43:19.880
did watch it, did watch it, but she was like no,
878
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:23.079
I don't. And her dad was even like, yeah, we're
879
00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:25.519
gonna watch it together. She watched the rest of the
880
00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:26.360
show without me.
881
00:43:26.639 --> 00:43:30.639
Yeah, that's right. It was really when.
882
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:33.119
Her response like she just looked at you like, why
883
00:43:33.159 --> 00:43:33.760
are you watching?
884
00:43:33.880 --> 00:43:38.360
I've watched so much? Oh my god, liked it. Yeah,
885
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:40.920
it was good. So it doesn't matter if you you
886
00:43:40.920 --> 00:43:43.360
should watch it. You should watch it. I think you'd
887
00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:43.679
like it.
888
00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:43.920
Oh.
889
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:49.280
Someone told me, actually a show to watch on Netflix,
890
00:43:49.920 --> 00:43:51.400
which you probably would like.
891
00:43:51.719 --> 00:43:54.000
It's like a I've probably already watched it.
892
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:55.400
It's like a BBC show.
893
00:43:55.880 --> 00:44:02.079
Oh great, a big a big black What No, Oh,
894
00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:02.760
it's not like that.
895
00:44:02.840 --> 00:44:04.880
Oh I don't know what the name is. I can't
896
00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:05.559
even again.
897
00:44:05.800 --> 00:44:07.480
What a wreck, Stephanie, what a wreck?
898
00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:10.880
I don't even want to like you don't even want.
899
00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:12.480
To just take a guess yep.
900
00:44:13.639 --> 00:44:16.239
Okay, because it's something with a Q in it.
901
00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:20.119
That's Oh I saw that Department Q. Yeah, yeah, I
902
00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:21.519
watched it. I watched it. That was pretty good.
903
00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:22.760
She said, I would like it.
904
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:24.599
You wouldn't, but I think it was good.
905
00:44:25.000 --> 00:44:27.320
She said it was like it was a BBC.
906
00:44:27.679 --> 00:44:28.719
Yeah, it's British.
907
00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:30.840
Yeah. She said. It was like it's like they find
908
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:36.679
different they're like solve stuff. She's like, but the humor.
909
00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:38.400
Is like, yeah, it's pretty good. The guys it's like
910
00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:42.000
how swift detective kind of thing. Oh, like a smart
911
00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:46.000
ass detective. Nobody likes him. He's gruff, he's grumpy. It
912
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:49.079
was good, but it was like it was average.
913
00:44:49.559 --> 00:44:51.800
It's probably just how I interacted because.
914
00:44:51.559 --> 00:44:53.639
It's like if you ever saw my watch list because
915
00:44:53.639 --> 00:44:55.719
of work, like I've said a hundred times, I know
916
00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:58.440
you would be like fucking you think I spent my
917
00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:00.119
entire life on the couch watching.
918
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:02.880
When I talk to people like okay, so when I
919
00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:07.360
do talk to people at this like the spas about
920
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:10.760
like oh are you like watching anything? I always reference that,
921
00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:13.599
like it's you who's watching these shows? Like I always
922
00:45:13.599 --> 00:45:15.639
tell them like I watched the same shows. I was like,
923
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:18.039
oh my, HEAs watched this, or like if I like
924
00:45:18.119 --> 00:45:21.840
I have been recommending Dexter, yeah, because.
925
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:24.480
That was recommending Dexter since two thousand.
926
00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:28.880
Well okay, so I met with my girlfriend for coffee
927
00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:32.840
this morning, and I was like, she thought I said
928
00:45:32.880 --> 00:45:36.559
something about murder, like, oh, good murder, and I was
929
00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:39.159
like no, I said, like he did a good job.
930
00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:41.159
I was like, I didn't say anything about murder. I go,
931
00:45:41.320 --> 00:45:43.800
but but speaking of murder, I go, did you watch
932
00:45:43.800 --> 00:45:46.239
the new season of Dexter? And she said no, and
933
00:45:46.280 --> 00:45:48.119
she was like, oh, I love the old season. I
934
00:45:48.159 --> 00:45:52.719
go the new season. If you liked how the original
935
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.480
Dexter was, I feel like the new season is very
936
00:45:55.599 --> 00:46:00.199
much like you get that like fun, playful dext there.
937
00:46:01.000 --> 00:46:03.960
They definitely had more fun with it versus like I loved.
938
00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:06.800
I loved how this season was, and I thought, oh,
939
00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:07.760
it was so good.
940
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:10.400
It wasn't like classic Dexter.
941
00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:14.039
Oh with hair. Oh I love that his son is Oh,
942
00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:14.719
I loved it.
943
00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:16.679
It was definitely it was definitely good. It was definitely
944
00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:17.840
worth worth watching.
945
00:46:18.079 --> 00:46:26.800
Yeah. So but anyway, sorry back to your oh my god, Okay,
946
00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:29.000
I don't even care because it's whatever. You can just
947
00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:32.199
call the episode where Stephanie interrupts like Bert, So we
948
00:46:32.199 --> 00:46:38.960
were listening to the Sebastian and Bert Yeah for the
949
00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:43.239
two Bears, and every time like Burt started asking a question,
950
00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:46.039
Sebastian would be talking like you just like end up
951
00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:49.119
taking over in my head. I was like, oh, Bert, stop,
952
00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:53.880
like stop doing that, and we sound just like that episode.
953
00:46:54.960 --> 00:47:00.960
So shout out to Bert, Yeah, like an is go on.
954
00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:01.840
I show me to.
955
00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:11.360
Step on ten minutes thirty second segment during to the
956
00:47:11.519 --> 00:47:17.840
ten minutes of just Stephanie talking about herself and you're
957
00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:22.320
not even close to the mic right now, Like, oh
958
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:24.440
my god, I should just mute your fucking mic. That's
959
00:47:24.440 --> 00:47:26.239
what I should start to. But then I forget in
960
00:47:27.039 --> 00:47:30.000
half the podcast be ruined. So I just want to
961
00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:32.719
put out these two recks because it was for Halloween.
962
00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:39.079
First one Netflix, it's called Monsters the ed Genes Story.
963
00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:40.840
That's with Charlie Hunnam.
964
00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:42.440
I tell people you love that one.
965
00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:44.840
No, it was crazy. It was so crazy. I mean
966
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:47.760
it's if you have mommy issues, you can sympathize with
967
00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:50.480
the guy. He had a real He had a whole
968
00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:53.960
bunch of fucking problems. He didn't actually kill that many people.
969
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:55.360
I think a lot of people think he's like a
970
00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:05.599
serial killer. Okay literally he answered, so anyway, but he
971
00:48:05.719 --> 00:48:08.519
did dig a lot of people up. He dug a
972
00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:10.800
lot of graves up and he made a lot of
973
00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:15.559
stuff out of dead people. He had nipple belts, he wore,
974
00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:19.119
he wore people's faces. He made a suit that was
975
00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:20.920
like a woman's suit, so it was kind of like
976
00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:26.960
some of the people. He inspired the movie Psycho. He
977
00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:34.280
inspired Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He inspired the Bill Wild Bill
978
00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:37.840
guy from Silence of the Lambs who was making like
979
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:42.800
the woman's suit. Remember so, but Charlie Hunam, I'll tell
980
00:48:42.840 --> 00:48:46.079
you this. He did such a good job. His voice
981
00:48:46.159 --> 00:48:47.880
is a little weird, like I think he's trying to
982
00:48:47.920 --> 00:48:50.760
be very simple and soft spoken, but sometimes it's like
983
00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:52.400
the effeminate.
984
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:56.320
Well he's also like because he doesn't have obviously an
985
00:48:56.320 --> 00:48:56.920
American actor.
986
00:48:57.079 --> 00:48:58.760
Yeah, so he's trying to do a lot of stuff.
987
00:48:58.800 --> 00:49:00.960
But the way he comes across Austin the show is
988
00:49:01.360 --> 00:49:04.199
really good. I think he deserves I think he does
989
00:49:04.360 --> 00:49:10.000
actually deserve an Emmy nod for this for this flick.
990
00:49:10.119 --> 00:49:14.599
So I think that's the show was pretty good. Yeah,
991
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:20.280
I know, ever since Sons of Anarchy a fucking garbage
992
00:49:20.639 --> 00:49:26.199
that's a trash Yeah. Okay, his range am a motorcycle?
993
00:49:26.639 --> 00:49:31.360
Oh a punch somebody? Okay, Okay, yeah, I bet yeah,
994
00:49:31.360 --> 00:49:33.639
I'm sure. I'm sure that's what. I'm sure. It was
995
00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:37.159
his acting that got you all fired up. And the
996
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:39.360
other thing I just started, I actually just started today.
997
00:49:39.400 --> 00:49:43.960
I found it on Apple TV. It's called The Enfield Poltergeist.
998
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:49.119
It's a it's a series. Well, it's a true it's
999
00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:51.119
a true story. This is what I like about it.
1000
00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:54.599
It's a true story about a family dealing with a
1001
00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:59.280
ghost in Enfield, which is in England. And this guy
1002
00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:02.719
who was a very like he was all interested in
1003
00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:06.320
the paranormal stuff and he went in. He did two
1004
00:50:06.480 --> 00:50:11.000
hundred and eighty four hours of audio recordings in this
1005
00:50:11.119 --> 00:50:16.360
house because it was all kinds of craziness, and the
1006
00:50:16.559 --> 00:50:23.599
entire show, they'll have actors but their lip syncing his recordings,
1007
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:32.559
so you're listening to the actual audio right exactly exactly.
1008
00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:35.360
I think that's very I thought that was oh, yeah,
1009
00:50:35.400 --> 00:50:36.920
they did a good job. Yeah, they did a good
1010
00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:41.559
job with that. It was kind of cool again that
1011
00:50:41.679 --> 00:50:44.360
he did so much research in the house. You know,
1012
00:50:44.440 --> 00:50:46.400
Lily and I watch a lot of ghost Hunter stuff.
1013
00:50:46.440 --> 00:50:49.280
We've always watched ghost Hunter stuff. And the annoying part
1014
00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:53.360
is is they go to this location it's haunted there's
1015
00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:56.800
a million years of history and they're there for like overnight,
1016
00:50:57.599 --> 00:50:59.559
and it's like, oh, we didn't see anything, or oh
1017
00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:02.159
we saw shadow. I always thought would be cool for
1018
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:07.880
somebody to do a long term, you know, investigation, and
1019
00:51:07.920 --> 00:51:10.599
that's that's what he did. So and it's so it's
1020
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:12.960
kind of spooky that way when you're hearing the the
1021
00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:16.360
knocks and the taps on the floor and creaking or
1022
00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:20.840
weird voices. It's the actual stuff. It's not a recreation.
1023
00:51:20.960 --> 00:51:23.960
So that's that's pretty good. I thought that was good.
1024
00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:25.159
I don't know what you're doing right now.
1025
00:51:25.280 --> 00:51:26.159
I'm just snapchatting.
1026
00:51:26.440 --> 00:51:31.719
Oh great, awesome. So all right, so listen, one more,
1027
00:51:31.880 --> 00:51:35.199
one more thing. I just want to get get through,
1028
00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:38.360
and then we've got our garbage questions. We did that
1029
00:51:38.440 --> 00:51:42.320
last week. Stephanie enjoyed that quite a bit. I don't
1030
00:51:42.360 --> 00:51:44.000
know what you're doing. You're really distracting you with this.
1031
00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:48.800
Well maybe that's what I'm not used to.
1032
00:51:49.119 --> 00:51:51.840
Yeah, it's just I'm just sending a snapchat to our
1033
00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:53.639
o G followers.
1034
00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:58.280
O G followers. Yeah, okay, let me know when you're done. Okay.
1035
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:03.159
So I've been working on a website. I just wanted
1036
00:52:03.159 --> 00:52:05.559
to put this out. I want to thank some people
1037
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:08.239
that were nice enough to take a look this past
1038
00:52:08.239 --> 00:52:11.239
week give some feedback. I do appreciate that very much.
1039
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:15.199
It's just a website that I've been kind of thinking
1040
00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:18.599
about and working on. I just if anybody wants to
1041
00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:21.400
take a look, it'd be really awesome. Trying to start
1042
00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:26.480
kind of low, low key. It's called bake Sale and
1043
00:52:26.519 --> 00:52:29.840
you can find it at bakesale app dot com. And
1044
00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:32.840
what this is the goal of this website is to
1045
00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:36.719
allow if you're a baker, a home baker, if you're
1046
00:52:36.719 --> 00:52:38.880
a regular baker, you have your own place, whatever it is.
1047
00:52:39.320 --> 00:52:46.440
This allows you to sell your baked goods for people
1048
00:52:46.480 --> 00:52:49.079
to find. They can find you locally. You can set
1049
00:52:49.119 --> 00:52:51.119
up you know how to pick it up, whether it's
1050
00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:53.400
at a farmer's market, your house, you can do whatever
1051
00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:56.880
you want. But the goal is to be a marketplace
1052
00:52:57.159 --> 00:52:59.320
for bakers. You know, I think there's a lot of
1053
00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:02.360
people that would love to be a baker. They have
1054
00:53:02.480 --> 00:53:07.519
the they have the talent to bake things, you know, cookies, pies, cakes,
1055
00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:11.000
you name it. But they don't have the option or
1056
00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:15.719
the opportunity to open their own bakery. You know, they
1057
00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:18.559
don't have the opportunity to open their own space. And
1058
00:53:18.599 --> 00:53:23.039
I love that. I'm literally just talking to myself, I know,
1059
00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:25.000
but sometimes i need a little back and forth, just
1060
00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:29.639
tiny bit because I'm just like I know, I'm trying
1061
00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:32.400
to be like not a deck. Literally you're just on
1062
00:53:32.440 --> 00:53:33.840
your phone like I know.
1063
00:53:33.920 --> 00:53:37.280
But it was easy because there was just like checking
1064
00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:39.440
the mask, like I was letting you talk like you're
1065
00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:40.880
upset that I know.
1066
00:53:40.920 --> 00:53:43.719
It's it's listen, it's hypocritical, it's not good. But it's
1067
00:53:43.760 --> 00:53:45.880
like sometimes you just talk like you don't even want
1068
00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:48.920
to carry You'll carry the conversation over me for four
1069
00:53:48.960 --> 00:53:51.719
hours while I'm trying to talk. But if I walk
1070
00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:54.519
through that refrigerator like positive Pussey can't puzse it. I can't.
1071
00:53:54.559 --> 00:53:56.360
I can't do that on my own. I can't do it.
1072
00:53:56.679 --> 00:54:00.000
But you needed that, I don't know, you're painting the ass.
1073
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:03.719
So anyway, so this was the bot. It's like, if
1074
00:54:03.719 --> 00:54:07.440
you think about it, it would be like, you know, again,
1075
00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:11.599
any marketplace, any marketplace, sites, peer to peer, you know,
1076
00:54:11.719 --> 00:54:14.039
you can work it out with with your customers. You
1077
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:17.159
what you sell, you're making. You know, the site does
1078
00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:21.000
take a small fee. But again, if you've ever wanted
1079
00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:22.920
to be a big look I thought about, you know,
1080
00:54:23.320 --> 00:54:26.280
for people that just this past weekend with the Halloween party,
1081
00:54:26.519 --> 00:54:31.079
I heard multiple people at that party talk about having
1082
00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:35.559
to scramble to pick up some shitty baked goods from
1083
00:54:35.599 --> 00:54:39.119
the grocery store, Like, oh, I needed to wouldn't you
1084
00:54:39.159 --> 00:54:42.599
have liked to have looked in to see like, oh
1085
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:46.800
my god, this person's selling Halloween themed cupcakes. I can
1086
00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:49.599
buy two two dozen cupcakes from.
1087
00:54:49.480 --> 00:54:52.440
The people on this site to be like, yeah, if
1088
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:55.480
you bake me some cupcakes for Saturday.
1089
00:54:55.239 --> 00:54:57.880
Yeah you could. You can absolutely if you find somebody else.
1090
00:54:57.760 --> 00:55:00.000
Local, so you can find You can search for.
1091
00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:02.239
People that are like based on location too.
1092
00:55:02.639 --> 00:55:06.440
So even if they don't have anything currently on your website, well, they.
1093
00:55:06.400 --> 00:55:08.800
Would have to have something listed to find them.
1094
00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:11.039
Oh so you can't just find even if they don't
1095
00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:12.199
have anything open, right.
1096
00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:13.639
I don't have a I don't have a feature where
1097
00:55:13.639 --> 00:55:18.000
you can just find people that are members. Oh, like okay,
1098
00:55:18.199 --> 00:55:20.400
they have to have something for sale. No different than Etsy.
1099
00:55:20.599 --> 00:55:24.639
Think about Etsy, but you can when my poop, But.
1100
00:55:24.599 --> 00:55:26.960
When my shop's on vacation, you can still find my shop.
1101
00:55:27.000 --> 00:55:29.760
It still says like yes, you can still message me
1102
00:55:29.840 --> 00:55:32.760
to be like, oh right, when will you be back?
1103
00:55:32.920 --> 00:55:35.360
Totally totally get it. But most people, let's put this way,
1104
00:55:35.400 --> 00:55:39.159
if you're on Etsy, you'll probably have items for sale
1105
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:39.760
on Etsy.
1106
00:55:39.800 --> 00:55:42.480
Shout out to this ugly owl studio on Etsy if
1107
00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:44.679
you want to get some cute baby onesies.
1108
00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:47.000
That's great that I have to make. So that's okay,
1109
00:55:48.440 --> 00:55:52.920
fulking business bro Yeah, okay, okay, but anyway, So that's
1110
00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:54.480
that's how it works. So again, if you you know,
1111
00:55:54.480 --> 00:55:57.400
if you saw somebody, you can search for them by location.
1112
00:55:57.840 --> 00:56:00.800
So if you're in your hometown and you see, oh
1113
00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:03.599
my god, there's like three different bakers selling stuff nearby,
1114
00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:05.760
click on them. You can reach out to them. Hey
1115
00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:08.119
could I get cookies? See what they see what they
1116
00:56:08.159 --> 00:56:11.199
can do? Birthday cakes, things like that, you know what
1117
00:56:11.280 --> 00:56:11.559
I mean?
1118
00:56:11.800 --> 00:56:14.199
Oh like that. My sister sent us to some random
1119
00:56:14.239 --> 00:56:17.880
fucking gas Asian pick up some right pitch she worked with.
1120
00:56:17.840 --> 00:56:20.599
That label, right, but you could find you could find
1121
00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:24.800
somebody closer who does birthday cakes. Find somebody that does.
1122
00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:27.920
Yeah, okay, see this is why he was verif.
1123
00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:32.280
I was on the phone, Yeah, exactly, Well, because made it,
1124
00:56:32.760 --> 00:56:34.880
I'm gonna have to fucking get I'm gonna have to
1125
00:56:34.920 --> 00:56:37.159
talk to a therapist at some point. I think I'm
1126
00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:41.599
gonna literally have to talk to somebody. God, Yeah, I'm
1127
00:56:41.599 --> 00:56:43.880
gonna have to. I'm gonna have to find like maybe
1128
00:56:43.880 --> 00:56:46.960
I'm better help like fifteen dollars. I have to find
1129
00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:49.320
the cheapest and probably just like a crackhead behind the
1130
00:56:49.400 --> 00:56:50.119
doors better.
1131
00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:52.239
But I feel that I've pushed you the therapy.
1132
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:55.840
Well, I just need like you won't leave me though,
1133
00:56:56.199 --> 00:56:59.280
leave you. I don't have to. Fuck, I can't afford
1134
00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:12.880
believe what what are you morgan walling? Leave it? I
1135
00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:17.079
just or I need better help or a friend I've
1136
00:57:19.400 --> 00:57:23.039
but listen, friends, friends are no guarantee to make your
1137
00:57:23.079 --> 00:57:26.960
life any better or easier. That's for fun, sure. So
1138
00:57:27.159 --> 00:57:29.440
but anyway, check it out bake sale app dot com.
1139
00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:34.079
Check it out yeah on Instagram, but I will you
1140
00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:36.599
know right now if you went, it's gonna the site
1141
00:57:36.639 --> 00:57:39.880
is up. The site is live. But obviously it's.
1142
00:57:41.280 --> 00:57:41.679
Changing.
1143
00:57:41.800 --> 00:57:44.119
Well I can it's always going to be evolving as
1144
00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:45.840
I go along. But I would love to I would
1145
00:57:45.880 --> 00:57:48.280
love to get people to sign up, you know, for
1146
00:57:48.400 --> 00:57:51.239
the for the service, put some stuff out there. I
1147
00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:53.679
really want to kind of keep it very small in
1148
00:57:53.719 --> 00:57:56.320
the beginning, just to work out any any kink.
1149
00:57:56.400 --> 00:57:59.320
So if anybody check it out and give some feedback.
1150
00:57:58.920 --> 00:58:00.199
Right, yeah, you can do that.
1151
00:58:00.199 --> 00:58:02.000
That's nice too, right, just to see if people are
1152
00:58:02.039 --> 00:58:06.000
looking at it. So sometimes it's nice to I sometimes
1153
00:58:06.639 --> 00:58:09.079
get nervous when I hear feedback, but sometimes it makes
1154
00:58:09.119 --> 00:58:12.360
sense after a little bit. Oh no, it was like, oh,
1155
00:58:12.400 --> 00:58:14.360
you should be doing like a little bit more videos,
1156
00:58:14.400 --> 00:58:16.159
you'd be And I'm like, I know, I know, And
1157
00:58:16.199 --> 00:58:18.280
I still have to get to that point with like
1158
00:58:18.360 --> 00:58:20.440
the spot and stuff, but it's like you do have
1159
00:58:20.480 --> 00:58:22.400
to like put yourself out there. Sometimes it's like.
1160
00:58:23.960 --> 00:58:25.360
Yeah, like but.
1161
00:58:25.480 --> 00:58:27.960
Sometimes like okay, look at this, see what you think, like,
1162
00:58:28.039 --> 00:58:31.280
tell me whatever. And even if it's bad, because sometimes
1163
00:58:31.280 --> 00:58:34.199
it's like it's not totally bad what they're saying, it's like,
1164
00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:35.159
oh I didn't see that.
1165
00:58:36.239 --> 00:58:39.320
Yeah, no, absolutely. It's like when you're working on something
1166
00:58:39.360 --> 00:58:41.440
like this, it can be like your own house where
1167
00:58:41.840 --> 00:58:44.199
somebody walks in and they're like, oh, there's some cobwebs
1168
00:58:44.239 --> 00:58:46.159
in the corner over there. Oh there's a little pile
1169
00:58:46.199 --> 00:58:48.280
of dirt. You don't see it because you're in the
1170
00:58:48.320 --> 00:58:51.639
house every single day. Right, I can get so laser
1171
00:58:51.679 --> 00:58:55.840
focused on what I think are features and benefits that
1172
00:58:55.880 --> 00:59:00.920
would work for people. But maybe maybe people are like,
1173
00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:03.199
well that's useless. I need this, I need that. So
1174
00:59:03.840 --> 00:59:05.760
but again, like I said, shout out to the couple
1175
00:59:06.320 --> 00:59:10.039
that I sent stuff to, shout out to you, Yep,
1176
00:59:10.159 --> 00:59:10.880
appreciate it.
1177
00:59:11.360 --> 00:59:13.440
Oh oh did people give you some feedback?
1178
00:59:13.559 --> 00:59:13.760
Yeah?
1179
00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:16.920
Oh nice yep. So, like I said, if anybody now
1180
00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:19.400
I would love for some people to sign up, go
1181
00:59:19.480 --> 00:59:20.880
through the sign up process.
1182
00:59:21.440 --> 00:59:22.760
Was the feedback.
1183
00:59:24.119 --> 00:59:25.320
Or yeah, nothing crazy?
1184
00:59:25.440 --> 00:59:27.760
Anything that you got that was like, oh maybe that
1185
00:59:27.880 --> 00:59:29.679
did make sense to change.
1186
00:59:29.400 --> 00:59:32.000
Or yeah, things I had. Yeah, it certainly gives some
1187
00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:34.480
things to think about. Oh yeah nothing, but like I said,
1188
00:59:34.480 --> 00:59:36.519
nothing crazy, which I was good. I was happy with.
1189
00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:37.280
Yeah.
1190
00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.719
If somebody said, oh, I think your format.
1191
00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:41.960
Sucks, like no, there's all yeah, it's.
1192
00:59:41.840 --> 00:59:43.360
Like, oh that's a lot to take in.
1193
00:59:43.559 --> 00:59:45.679
But I don't know who you sent it to. But
1194
00:59:45.719 --> 00:59:47.320
I think I know one person you sent it to,
1195
00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:49.000
and she'll give it to you.
1196
00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:50.239
Street yeah, everybody.
1197
00:59:50.280 --> 00:59:52.039
She'll be very nice, but she'll give it to you straight.
1198
00:59:52.159 --> 00:59:52.280
Right.
1199
00:59:52.519 --> 00:59:54.840
That's it's kind of funny because I literally said, you know,
1200
00:59:55.119 --> 00:59:58.320
looking for some feedback be nice, but any and all
1201
00:59:58.519 --> 01:00:02.400
feedback is welcome. Yeah, you know that's the big thing.
1202
01:00:02.679 --> 01:00:04.239
Hit me with some garbage questions.
1203
01:00:04.239 --> 01:00:06.960
All right, so here, yeah, it's been an hour, so
1204
01:00:07.079 --> 01:00:10.400
let's let's get through these these garbage questions. Here. We
1205
01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:12.639
did this last week in honor of going to see
1206
01:00:12.679 --> 01:00:13.800
the ru garbage.
1207
01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:18.639
Guys, Yes, Kippy and h Folly, because it's fun they do.
1208
01:00:18.960 --> 01:00:22.400
They do these questions based on you know, maybe how
1209
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:25.320
you grew up or your life or whatever, just to see, hey,
1210
01:00:25.719 --> 01:00:26.679
are you garbage?
1211
01:00:26.719 --> 01:00:32.320
I can understand? Okay, listening, Okay, So these guys are
1212
01:00:32.360 --> 01:00:37.800
from Philly, Philly and so whatever. They're always like Pennsylvania
1213
01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:41.880
guys were when my sister went to school in Pittsburgh,
1214
01:00:42.199 --> 01:00:49.199
my dad, who doesn't really travel out too far, fell
1215
01:00:49.239 --> 01:00:54.199
in love with Pittsburgh and listening to these guys, not
1216
01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:57.320
that they're from Pittsburgh, but it's still like there's like
1217
01:00:57.360 --> 01:00:59.840
a whole thing with like Pennsylvania.
1218
01:01:00.599 --> 01:01:01.800
I can I can get it.
1219
01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:03.440
He would like love these guys.
1220
01:01:03.519 --> 01:01:07.760
They don't sound too far off from Boston. Yeah, yeah,
1221
01:01:08.119 --> 01:01:11.519
like the accent, like yeah, you know, packed the cat
1222
01:01:12.159 --> 01:01:14.360
it's pretty close. And they have the same kind of
1223
01:01:14.840 --> 01:01:17.000
same kind of mentality. So all right, so here we go.
1224
01:01:17.760 --> 01:01:20.039
These are some of the are you garbage questions? All right?
1225
01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:20.559
You ready?
1226
01:01:20.599 --> 01:01:21.320
How did you do it?
1227
01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:24.400
Just because how did I do it? Yeah? I did
1228
01:01:24.400 --> 01:01:28.039
the same. The chat GPT just found some different ones. Okay,
1229
01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:33.679
Number one, are you garbage being excited for the discount
1230
01:01:33.719 --> 01:01:35.079
wine racket Walmart?
1231
01:01:35.800 --> 01:01:39.239
Fuck you, we just walked by today. Okay, first one,
1232
01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:45.320
you were so okay excited. Okay, discount wines per okay, okay,
1233
01:01:46.480 --> 01:01:53.559
So I personally only okay, this is sound like I'm
1234
01:01:53.599 --> 01:01:56.239
a fucking drunk, but okay, I only drink a couple
1235
01:01:56.239 --> 01:02:01.920
of different things. But I like persecco and champagne, and
1236
01:02:01.920 --> 01:02:06.320
I like tequila. It's kind of basically those are like
1237
01:02:06.440 --> 01:02:09.079
my go toes. Like Tito's is like an easy whatever,
1238
01:02:09.119 --> 01:02:13.199
but like it's just those. So I have certain places
1239
01:02:13.719 --> 01:02:19.960
that I get wines. Now when I'm at Hannaford. Annifd
1240
01:02:20.199 --> 01:02:23.719
sometimes will do some like nice deals on their clothest
1241
01:02:23.760 --> 01:02:26.960
deals and you can get like under ten bucks whatever.
1242
01:02:28.159 --> 01:02:32.840
I have found at my local Walmart in dairy that
1243
01:02:33.199 --> 01:02:37.440
they have a I don't even know. Okay, it's a
1244
01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:39.519
champagne for four ninety eight.
1245
01:02:39.719 --> 01:02:42.360
It's probably laced with lead. I'm literally drinking it now.
1246
01:02:42.599 --> 01:02:43.039
I don't know.
1247
01:02:44.559 --> 01:02:48.960
It's fucking it must be old juicy juice box and
1248
01:02:48.960 --> 01:02:49.800
it's so good.
1249
01:02:49.920 --> 01:02:53.800
And sometimes they fucking sell out like crazy, so you
1250
01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:56.480
have to get it. And today we were walking. We
1251
01:02:56.519 --> 01:03:00.360
were walking to grab our gluten free sour dough and
1252
01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:03.840
brio that they sell at Walmart. And it's like actual
1253
01:03:04.639 --> 01:03:07.840
normal size bread, which Ken, you're gonna test to. Gluten
1254
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:11.760
free bread is super fucking small. It's not like regular bread.
1255
01:03:11.800 --> 01:03:15.000
It's terrible. It doesn't taste like a good bread. This
1256
01:03:15.159 --> 01:03:19.559
stuff that they sell at the dairy Walmart is like legit.
1257
01:03:19.679 --> 01:03:22.239
It makes gluten free people feel like they're eating gluten.
1258
01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:26.079
It's awesome. So we grabbed three packages of those, and
1259
01:03:26.159 --> 01:03:29.519
Ken was already shaking his head and we're walking down
1260
01:03:29.599 --> 01:03:30.840
and I see, oh.
1261
01:03:30.679 --> 01:03:36.400
Clear, Clarence, what you hop you hopped? You hopped or
1262
01:03:36.440 --> 01:03:38.320
you skipped for my mom.
1263
01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:41.079
For my mom, she would have been excited for me
1264
01:03:41.119 --> 01:03:42.480
to be excited to seet clearance.
1265
01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:44.039
Fine, if you guys could have been a couple of
1266
01:03:44.079 --> 01:03:49.159
clowns together. Oh yeah, hop into the discount wine rack
1267
01:03:49.280 --> 01:03:50.000
at Walmart.
1268
01:03:50.079 --> 01:03:52.480
But then I was like no, whatever, and then we
1269
01:03:53.000 --> 01:03:55.599
hauled down the beer, because beer all you're like, oh,
1270
01:03:55.639 --> 01:03:56.679
now you're going down the beer.
1271
01:03:56.760 --> 01:03:59.400
I was when you go from the discount wine rack
1272
01:03:59.719 --> 01:04:01.000
to the beer around.
1273
01:04:01.079 --> 01:04:02.639
Not that I was gonna get beer, because I really
1274
01:04:02.639 --> 01:04:05.360
don't drink beer that much anymore, and not that it
1275
01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:07.039
really does a number on me, but I just don't
1276
01:04:07.039 --> 01:04:10.199
really drink anymore. And but I was really just looking
1277
01:04:10.280 --> 01:04:14.960
for some type of like fun pumpkin seltzer or something
1278
01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:18.199
which they don't have. And then I saw that my
1279
01:04:18.280 --> 01:04:20.599
four ninety eight wine was there, and we grabbed a
1280
01:04:20.599 --> 01:04:22.760
couple of those, and we went to the pads aisle
1281
01:04:22.880 --> 01:04:28.559
and then we went to the checkout. So yeah, whatever, Okay,
1282
01:04:28.639 --> 01:04:33.519
I think I get the job done, bro, and I
1283
01:04:33.519 --> 01:04:34.440
got money to save.
1284
01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:38.920
Yeah, listen, I'm all for listen. I may be giving
1285
01:04:38.920 --> 01:04:39.280
you ship.
1286
01:04:39.880 --> 01:04:43.800
I'm drinking my four ninety eight fucking wine in my
1287
01:04:44.199 --> 01:04:45.519
basement doing a podcast.
1288
01:04:45.559 --> 01:04:47.039
Oh yeah, Well, I don't think we have to like
1289
01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:51.400
completely throw out like, oh look our shitty life.
1290
01:04:51.559 --> 01:04:55.960
Oh bro, you fucking put the worst words in my mouth.
1291
01:04:56.239 --> 01:04:59.400
I don't listened to what you say. You're like I'm saying.
1292
01:04:59.440 --> 01:05:02.760
I'm saying it much as a scene that's what I'm
1293
01:05:02.920 --> 01:05:06.079
I'm not gonna buy some don Peron to sit down here. Now,
1294
01:05:06.480 --> 01:05:10.000
if we start doing our podcast in like the four
1295
01:05:10.079 --> 01:05:13.320
seasons now, not the four seasons and loll but the
1296
01:05:13.400 --> 01:05:16.639
four seasons and like Boston, Yeah, I'm gonna bring something
1297
01:05:16.639 --> 01:05:18.400
better than my four ninety eight Walmart wine.
1298
01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:21.440
You all right, let's get through these because I'm getting
1299
01:05:21.519 --> 01:05:24.639
hungry because I'm cutting but I'm dying, which I shouldn't
1300
01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:25.320
even tell you.
1301
01:05:25.320 --> 01:05:27.320
We got our puff pastry.
1302
01:05:27.679 --> 01:05:33.639
Yeah, I know that's a real yeah, anyway, that should
1303
01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:36.719
be on the list. Here. Have you ever this This
1304
01:05:36.760 --> 01:05:39.039
one is hurtful because we do this all the time.
1305
01:05:39.119 --> 01:05:41.000
I've got a lot of people. Do Have you ever
1306
01:05:41.119 --> 01:05:44.440
used a grocery bag as a bathroom trash can liner?
1307
01:05:44.519 --> 01:05:45.760
What else are you supposed to use?
1308
01:05:45.840 --> 01:05:49.400
Oh my god? Now, okay, I know they the downstairs
1309
01:05:49.400 --> 01:05:52.239
trash We do have the clear small ones because that
1310
01:05:52.320 --> 01:05:57.760
is a small yeah, but uh yeah, upstairs those are
1311
01:05:57.800 --> 01:06:07.400
all even if the spy have the I'll just yeah.
1312
01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:06.719
And I'll tell you another tip. This worked out really
1313
01:06:06.719 --> 01:06:11.559
well our last trash can. All right, use use a
1314
01:06:11.639 --> 01:06:16.960
command hook on the outside of your trash can and
1315
01:06:17.000 --> 01:06:21.280
then wrap one of those fucking shopping bag handles under
1316
01:06:21.320 --> 01:06:25.079
the hook and it won't cave in, it won't fall
1317
01:06:25.079 --> 01:06:27.440
in on itself. I think it's a good fucking hack.
1318
01:06:27.480 --> 01:06:30.280
I've thought about almost putting that out on like like
1319
01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:32.199
the old socials, because I think it's a pretty.
1320
01:06:32.000 --> 01:06:33.719
Good, pretty good hack.
1321
01:06:33.800 --> 01:06:36.880
Right. No, I just came up with that idea because
1322
01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:42.519
I'm a fucking genius. Right. Doesn't that sound pretty? That
1323
01:06:42.639 --> 01:06:45.360
was pretty good? So I don't think that's garbage at all.
1324
01:06:45.400 --> 01:06:49.440
I think that's high class. I think if I walk
1325
01:06:49.480 --> 01:06:52.760
in a bathroom and I see some handles sticking out,
1326
01:06:53.599 --> 01:06:56.599
I'm in a good house. I'm with good people.
1327
01:06:57.199 --> 01:07:01.119
You're with, okay, good people fall it's like, who the
1328
01:07:01.119 --> 01:07:01.719
fuck cares?
1329
01:07:02.000 --> 01:07:05.719
Unless it's a market basketbag, then you're a trash brown No,
1330
01:07:05.760 --> 01:07:07.639
because it's just market basket and that's trashy.
1331
01:07:07.920 --> 01:07:10.039
Oh No, I don't even think it's brown.
1332
01:07:10.079 --> 01:07:11.559
I think it's just white, the other white. I think
1333
01:07:11.559 --> 01:07:12.079
it's white.
1334
01:07:12.320 --> 01:07:14.760
Hanniford used to brown.
1335
01:07:15.480 --> 01:07:18.920
Yeah, the brown. We literally have brown bags to that. Well,
1336
01:07:19.079 --> 01:07:22.480
I guess you gotta get that straight out, all right? Uh,
1337
01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:24.679
do you own more this one? This is kind of
1338
01:07:24.719 --> 01:07:26.760
an old school one, but maybe if you think about
1339
01:07:26.760 --> 01:07:30.320
when you were a kid. Do you own more topperware
1340
01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:34.639
or old cool whip containers? Did you have cool whip
1341
01:07:34.719 --> 01:07:40.519
container tupperware back in the day or country croc uh.
1342
01:07:40.599 --> 01:07:44.639
We had like we had a mixture. So we did
1343
01:07:44.679 --> 01:07:46.679
have We did have like top We.
1344
01:07:46.599 --> 01:07:48.519
Did not have Tupperware brand.
1345
01:07:48.559 --> 01:07:51.199
No. No, we had like the like same type of
1346
01:07:51.320 --> 01:07:52.000
like because.
1347
01:07:51.800 --> 01:07:53.079
You had to go to a party for that. You
1348
01:07:53.519 --> 01:07:55.639
no way your mom was going to a Tupperware party.
1349
01:07:57.119 --> 01:07:59.760
We had like the normal type of like whatever plastic
1350
01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:02.760
TopWare like from wall you know anything.
1351
01:08:02.840 --> 01:08:03.920
They had that ship back.
1352
01:08:03.800 --> 01:08:06.360
In the day they did they have like rubber Maid
1353
01:08:06.599 --> 01:08:09.199
and yeah, it was like a mixture of things like
1354
01:08:09.320 --> 01:08:11.039
so it was definitely a mixture we had.
1355
01:08:11.119 --> 01:08:14.360
We had that ship. We had like the country crop container.
1356
01:08:14.079 --> 01:08:15.159
A butter container.
1357
01:08:15.440 --> 01:08:17.840
Oh yeah, just anything that was fun, I get it.
1358
01:08:18.079 --> 01:08:20.840
Oh my god. Remember for Christmas how Meme would always
1359
01:08:20.840 --> 01:08:26.079
like wrap stuff in different like butter containers. No, oh no,
1360
01:08:26.840 --> 01:08:29.079
I don't maybe that was it would be like or
1361
01:08:29.159 --> 01:08:31.680
different different boxes. Like you you'd open the thing, it'd
1362
01:08:31.720 --> 01:08:32.079
be like.
1363
01:08:32.039 --> 01:08:34.960
Oh oh, I'll never forget that Christmas where we did
1364
01:08:34.960 --> 01:08:38.720
the Yankee swap with stuff from our house that was awesome.
1365
01:08:38.960 --> 01:08:41.760
That was really that was really like, that was really cool.
1366
01:08:41.800 --> 01:08:44.359
It was a good idea. It was such random ship
1367
01:08:44.640 --> 01:08:46.039
like it was nice. It was that.
1368
01:08:46.439 --> 01:08:48.680
Was like it was hers stuff, That's what I'm saying.
1369
01:08:48.680 --> 01:08:50.640
It was literally stuff she just wanted out of her house.
1370
01:08:50.720 --> 01:08:53.920
Like no, like normally, like okay, if you've seen it
1371
01:08:54.000 --> 01:08:57.159
on like sometimes people will do it, like they'll go
1372
01:08:57.199 --> 01:08:59.600
to their grandmother's house and they'll take it and she'll.
1373
01:08:59.439 --> 01:09:00.760
Be like still there people ship.
1374
01:09:01.399 --> 01:09:05.399
No, it's like, okay, so I've seen that grandkids or whatever.
1375
01:09:05.399 --> 01:09:07.159
They'll go to the grandmother's shops because they have so
1376
01:09:07.199 --> 01:09:09.760
much stuff that they'll take it and then for the
1377
01:09:09.760 --> 01:09:12.760
ankle swab and then they'll start realizing that it was theirs.
1378
01:09:12.840 --> 01:09:15.159
But this part, it was she took all of her
1379
01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:15.920
stuff from her ound.
1380
01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:17.239
She brought presents.
1381
01:09:18.000 --> 01:09:19.079
It's a little tags on it.
1382
01:09:19.319 --> 01:09:25.479
Oh yeah, we ended up with a fun platter. Yeah Christmas. Okay, Uh,
1383
01:09:26.279 --> 01:09:28.760
do you still have the box your TV came in
1384
01:09:28.920 --> 01:09:32.239
just in case you move? No, I have a lot
1385
01:09:32.239 --> 01:09:36.399
of computer boxes for the Max. I keep a lot
1386
01:09:36.439 --> 01:09:38.039
of the Mac boxes. I used to keep all my
1387
01:09:38.119 --> 01:09:39.199
iPhone boxes.
1388
01:09:39.800 --> 01:09:41.159
Yeah you did, used to keep all those.
1389
01:09:41.279 --> 01:09:43.520
It's like, well, because back in the day when you
1390
01:09:43.560 --> 01:09:45.279
got an iPhone, you thought that was gonna be your
1391
01:09:45.279 --> 01:09:48.159
phone for life, like for the amount you spent that
1392
01:09:48.439 --> 01:09:51.199
it was so high tech. And then it's like, I
1393
01:09:51.199 --> 01:09:52.199
don't need this shit anymore.
1394
01:09:52.439 --> 01:09:56.840
I think I've probably had since the iPhone came out,
1395
01:09:57.119 --> 01:10:00.439
and I had not the original, but pretty close.
1396
01:10:00.640 --> 01:10:04.520
We had six phones, yeah, easily, and then you busted
1397
01:10:04.520 --> 01:10:09.479
some in between one remember your blue one? No, you've
1398
01:10:10.439 --> 01:10:14.479
you dropped one on the floor to Chili's bathroom, shattered
1399
01:10:14.479 --> 01:10:14.840
that thing.
1400
01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:18.279
Yeah, that's when I got That's when I went back
1401
01:10:18.319 --> 01:10:18.880
to Verizon.
1402
01:10:19.119 --> 01:10:21.800
Yeah. Oh, because we don't even have eighteen teen service
1403
01:10:21.840 --> 01:10:24.039
in this house. At least we didn't fifteen.
1404
01:10:24.079 --> 01:10:26.359
You can shout out to you have Verizon forget me back?
1405
01:10:26.680 --> 01:10:29.399
Yeah, exactly. Did you grow up in a house with
1406
01:10:29.600 --> 01:10:33.439
nice towels that you couldn't use? No, oh, you didn't
1407
01:10:33.439 --> 01:10:36.000
have nice towels. We lived in a trailer with nice
1408
01:10:36.039 --> 01:10:38.279
towels that if you wipe your hands on them, my
1409
01:10:38.319 --> 01:10:42.119
grandmother would get really upset. Or like little soaps, did
1410
01:10:42.119 --> 01:10:43.800
you ever have little soaps you couldn't use?
1411
01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:48.239
I know, like downstairs, like my mom had like decorative things,
1412
01:10:48.239 --> 01:10:48.840
but then like we.
1413
01:10:48.800 --> 01:10:51.199
Had like, those are nice towels that you weren't supposed
1414
01:10:51.199 --> 01:10:51.520
to use.
1415
01:10:53.880 --> 01:10:57.399
Okay, so when we had it like so when we
1416
01:10:57.439 --> 01:10:59.520
had like parties, she would put those out, but they
1417
01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:02.000
would never out like for like regular Okay.
1418
01:11:02.000 --> 01:11:05.640
So that's exactly what it was. She had towels that
1419
01:11:05.760 --> 01:11:07.279
she didn't want you guys to use.
1420
01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:09.840
Out all the time.
1421
01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:13.920
Yeah, that's even worse. They were so special. She had
1422
01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:17.159
him tucked away. She was so nervous about these special
1423
01:11:17.159 --> 01:11:20.199
towels getting wreck. Towels are a dollar, but they were
1424
01:11:20.239 --> 01:11:23.319
so nice. It's like, don't ruin these. Yeah, I don't
1425
01:11:23.319 --> 01:11:24.960
want you to get your filthy myths on them when
1426
01:11:24.960 --> 01:11:26.640
you come back from trick or treating and your face
1427
01:11:26.680 --> 01:11:29.760
is all covered and fucking re SE's peanut butter cups
1428
01:11:29.800 --> 01:11:33.880
and milky way. Uh, did your dad ever fix something
1429
01:11:33.920 --> 01:11:36.239
with duct tape and say hey, good as new?
1430
01:11:36.880 --> 01:11:37.600
No?
1431
01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:40.880
No, oh no, duct tape was used quite a bit.
1432
01:11:41.760 --> 01:11:43.920
I think our house may have been made with eighty.
1433
01:11:44.399 --> 01:11:46.439
My dad didn't do it. He called someone and got fixed.
1434
01:11:47.039 --> 01:11:47.880
My dad took care of it.
1435
01:11:47.960 --> 01:11:51.039
Oh look at you, Look at you, sick brag bro.
1436
01:11:51.479 --> 01:11:53.560
Like my dad took care of ship.
1437
01:11:54.199 --> 01:11:56.560
They called somebody to have him fucking fix it. Okay,
1438
01:11:57.159 --> 01:11:58.399
Uh did your family so owner?
1439
01:11:58.520 --> 01:12:01.720
They three fucking broads in the house, who would be
1440
01:12:01.800 --> 01:12:04.760
fucking and he can't fucking take that?
1441
01:12:04.960 --> 01:12:07.600
I would shut up? Would at least two of you down?
1442
01:12:08.680 --> 01:12:11.880
Does your family still own a VCR just in case
1443
01:12:13.560 --> 01:12:17.239
we do? Uh? Yeah, and I you don't know where
1444
01:12:17.279 --> 01:12:18.720
it is. You're looking around like.
1445
01:12:18.760 --> 01:12:21.479
Figure, I'm saying, I'm sure my parents do too, like.
1446
01:12:21.680 --> 01:12:26.000
A lot of people. I think, you know, just combo
1447
01:12:25.399 --> 01:12:29.920
we keep we keep it around for the DVD player. Yeah,
1448
01:12:30.159 --> 01:12:32.079
not for the not for the vhs.
1449
01:12:32.279 --> 01:12:34.079
I'd love to watch the all vhs.
1450
01:12:34.159 --> 01:12:36.439
You would until you realize how shitty it looks.
1451
01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:38.479
I know, but it was just fun nostalgia.
1452
01:12:38.840 --> 01:12:40.760
That'd be like probably like if we put a cassette
1453
01:12:40.840 --> 01:12:42.520
tape in, like back in the day, it was like,
1454
01:12:42.720 --> 01:12:44.680
oh my god, this sounds amazing. And now if I
1455
01:12:44.680 --> 01:12:45.840
put a cassette.
1456
01:12:47.000 --> 01:12:47.840
Oh yeah, I know.
1457
01:12:48.000 --> 01:12:52.840
And then remember tracking. Did you have to a lot
1458
01:12:52.880 --> 01:12:55.159
of VCRs when you were probably a kid with that
1459
01:12:55.279 --> 01:12:58.800
automatic tracking when I was a kid's.
1460
01:12:58.319 --> 01:13:01.920
Tracking, you had to like you had this no adjusted
1461
01:13:02.000 --> 01:13:03.720
to like because the tape as it.
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01:13:03.760 --> 01:13:08.039
Was passing through crooked or whatever. You actually had to
1463
01:13:08.800 --> 01:13:12.399
dial it in like not like a lot later. But
1464
01:13:12.680 --> 01:13:16.720
your dad discovered porn on tape. Probably, yeah, he's probably like,
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01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:17.520
you're gonna.
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01:13:17.319 --> 01:13:19.239
Watch in their bedroom.
1467
01:13:19.319 --> 01:13:21.119
Yeah, you want to watch the Little Mermaid go to
1468
01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:25.960
the pond? You know? Oh, I bet for a whole setup.
1469
01:13:27.920 --> 01:13:30.680
This one. I don't know why this is even this one,
1470
01:13:30.760 --> 01:13:33.319
Maybe just a lame chat CHEPD one. Have you ever
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01:13:33.399 --> 01:13:36.720
used a butter knife as a screwdriver? Yeah, I mean yeah,
1472
01:13:37.479 --> 01:13:40.279
that's what they're there for, for scraping butter.
1473
01:13:40.479 --> 01:13:43.000
I've used a butter knife to knives for like.
1474
01:13:43.039 --> 01:13:45.720
Really small ones because I got a little point on them. Yeah,
1475
01:13:46.359 --> 01:13:49.199
I'll use that, I'll use sucking anything anything. You know
1476
01:13:49.319 --> 01:13:52.159
how much time I will spend. I'll tell you this,
1477
01:13:52.800 --> 01:13:57.960
not proud, but I will spend an hour searching for
1478
01:13:58.239 --> 01:14:02.720
some non tool to use for something upstairs, just to
1479
01:14:02.720 --> 01:14:05.840
save me the twenty second fucking track down into the
1480
01:14:05.840 --> 01:14:09.680
basement to get the actual tool, you know what I mean? Yeah,
1481
01:14:09.840 --> 01:14:13.880
Like it's ridiculous. So all right, I don't think there
1482
01:14:13.920 --> 01:14:15.640
was any other The other this one was kind of
1483
01:14:15.720 --> 01:14:17.720
give me one last one. When the smoke alarm goes
1484
01:14:17.720 --> 01:14:20.279
off to fan it with a towel instead of fixing
1485
01:14:20.319 --> 01:14:23.159
the problem.
1486
01:14:21.520 --> 01:14:26.439
Did it with tow Well, we don't work in that.
1487
01:14:26.640 --> 01:14:28.840
I don't even know if they work. It's not really good.
1488
01:14:29.159 --> 01:14:31.640
But don't we don't talk with it? They work, they do?
1489
01:14:31.960 --> 01:14:33.920
I checked, I actually checked last week.
1490
01:14:34.079 --> 01:14:35.560
Oh good job, I becked up.
1491
01:14:35.800 --> 01:14:36.760
I just don't tell you.
1492
01:14:37.239 --> 01:14:41.680
Awesome, But all right, I think that's it.
1493
01:14:42.000 --> 01:14:45.079
I'm like, are you ending it? Are not even gonna takeo? Bye? Well?
1494
01:14:45.399 --> 01:14:48.760
No, I'm no.
1495
01:14:49.039 --> 01:14:52.600
I was just saying, so, okay, should are we going
1496
01:14:52.640 --> 01:14:56.359
to do one on Halloween next week? Or are we
1497
01:14:56.439 --> 01:14:58.920
going to do one on Thursday?
1498
01:14:59.279 --> 01:14:59.399
Well?
1499
01:14:59.399 --> 01:15:02.039
I don't, I don't, No, I don't. I don't really
1500
01:15:02.079 --> 01:15:04.279
know honestly, Well, we do want to have to do
1501
01:15:04.279 --> 01:15:06.479
it at night because like Trick or treators will be
1502
01:15:06.600 --> 01:15:07.640
coming out.
1503
01:15:07.760 --> 01:15:12.960
Well, annoying buddies going to college parties instead of candy
1504
01:15:13.039 --> 01:15:13.279
with me.
1505
01:15:13.399 --> 01:15:15.960
So yeah, so I don't know. We'll figure it out,
1506
01:15:15.960 --> 01:15:18.840
but right now I gotta eat And it's been an
1507
01:15:18.880 --> 01:15:20.079
hour and fifteen minutes.
1508
01:15:20.159 --> 01:15:22.600
Oh shit, we gotta go, bro, yeah exactly.
1509
01:15:22.279 --> 01:15:24.800
We got shit to do. So all right, so for
1510
01:15:24.840 --> 01:15:26.920
all of us here at here we go again. I'm
1511
01:15:28.319 --> 01:15:29.840
step I'm.
1512
01:15:29.640 --> 01:15:33.039
Gonna talk so much about everything. Let me tell you
1513
01:15:33.039 --> 01:15:39.279
about my day right now, let me tell you what
1514
01:15:39.439 --> 01:15:43.199
happened to me. I was on Facebook for two and
1515
01:15:43.199 --> 01:15:45.960
a half hours, and I said, oh my god, I'm late.
1516
01:15:48.000 --> 01:15:53.199
But then I got distracted by Sidefeld. Wait, hold on,
1517
01:15:53.319 --> 01:15:53.920
kid's talking.
1518
01:15:54.039 --> 01:15:55.840
Hold on. That reminds me of something I want to
1519
01:15:55.880 --> 01:16:00.800
tell everybody. So for all of us here, we'll see
1520
01:16:00.800 --> 01:16:01.479
you next time.
1521
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I