Oct. 16, 2026

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Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy

Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems.

But before we get too carried away with the Waitrose lifestyle, the boys bring things firmly back to the gutter with a debate about how you wash your willy.

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