John Early asks about parental traits

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Hello.
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It's your friend Tig Notaro, one of the hosts of
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The Handsome Pod.
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I'm sitting here with a couple of people by the
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name of.
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Mae Martin.
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And Fortune Feimster.
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And Fortune Feimster. And Mae Martin. How are you guys doing?
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So good. How are y'all?
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Very well, thanks.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you're not in New York anymore.
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I'm back home. I'm back home. But what a trip, guys.
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Was it? What happened?
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Well, just from the perspective of like the lore of
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this podcast, I feel like it was a big trip
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for me because we talk about I went and did
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Drew Barrymore show and Kelly Clarkson. And we talk about
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them so much on the pod. But first, I was
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on the plane on the way to New York. Guess
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who I see? Guess who? Guess what? The pilot.
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The pilot.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh, was that fun?
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The captain let me sit on his lap.
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Oh.
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I would call HR.
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Yeah. No. Alison Williams, who asked a question on the pod.
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And we were all giddy about.
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And she was.
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like an angel came and crouched by my chair and
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chatted to me. It was so nice.
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What did she have to say for herself?
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She went on this political diatribe. Uh, no, just kidding. Uh, no,
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she was really nice. She, I just said I was
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nervous for Drew Barrymore and she was saying, Oh, that
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she'd just done it. And Drew was so nice. So
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that was good.
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And did you settle when you got to the Drew taping?
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Did I settle? No, I would maybe halfway through the,
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the interview. I started to relax.
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Did Drew talk close to you?
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Thank God we held hands.
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Yes, I knew it.
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Yeah.
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And I did kind of like going in, I was
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remembering what you guys had said. Like, you're going to think.
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you're in love.
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Yeah.
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I think she's in love too.
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Yeah.
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And I did, I did leave her my phone number.
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So obviously it did get in my head. I left
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like a card afterwards. Not, I don't think in a
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romantic way. I just was like, we got along so well.
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So I, I wrote like a thank you card. And
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then I wrote, here's my number.
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Here's my digits.
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Yeah. I have not heard.
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That is the magic of true Barrymore is that she
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is going to treat you exactly how she treats her PAs,
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the security guards, her audience, and.
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Her closest friends.
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Yes.
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A hundred percent.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And it's really, really incredible to see somebody that really
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does not, like she does not at all give anything less.
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Yeah.
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Like she doesn't, morph or change according to, yeah, it
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was super, super nice.
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I know.
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I always think like, if I, okay. And maybe I've
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said this when we talked about Drew, I feel like
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if I, if I was in New York city and
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I was stranded, I would feel very comfortable.
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No.
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And I don't, I don't even know if she would respond,
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but I would feel very comfortable saying, Drew, I'm stranded
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for whatever reason. I can't get a hotel room. Can
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I come over? And if she said yes, I would
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feel comfortable sleeping in her bed.
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Oh, all right.
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I wouldn't be trying to get anything romantic going on.
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I'm just saying, like, that's how comfortable.
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That's sort of how I felt. And I, yeah, yeah.
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What a special ray of sunshine. Aww.
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Aww.
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Then I did Kelly Clarkson, the Kelly Clarkson.
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Oh, the, not the knockoff.
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The one.
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How'd that go?
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Well, first of all, though, Tig, you did Stephen Colbert.
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I did.
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And I did Drew as well. And then I just
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got back from Good Morning America.
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Nice.
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Oh my God.
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You guys are all over the place. We were all
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over the place. But this is way after this is
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airing way after the fact. So go back and watch
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our clips.
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And I so I left a note for you in
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the sofa. Did that?
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I was going to reveal that, but you went ahead
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and revealed it.
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Sorry. Did it work? Afterwards, I was like, is this
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me trying to like muscle in on like, you're.
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Probably going to be It worked.
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I mean, they did a video of me trying to
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find the note that you left.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, I couldn't. I don't know if they're going to
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air it anywhere. But I couldn't find it.
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And so the producer kind of like said, you're hot,
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you're cold, you're.
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Hot, hot, hot, hot, burning hot. And then I, you know,
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flip the wrong thing over cold, cold, cold.
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Oh my God.
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I was like, I'm 54. Where is the note?
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Where's this fucking note that I never asked for?
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I don't, I don't, I don't have much time left.
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I'm 54. Where's this note?
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I'm 54.
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I don't want to play hide-and-seek, and I also have
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limited time on the planet.
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Where is the note?
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Where is this stupid note? Yeah, and the note was
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just like, keep it handsome, and I can't wait to
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spend some quality one-on-one time with you or something like that.
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Yeah, it was kind of generic, Mae. I'll be honest.
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It was a generic handsome friendship note, but I was
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very pleased to get it once I finally.
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Was led to it.
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Yeah.
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But yeah, I did Colbert and I did some I've
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never done before. And I burst into tears on national television.
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Why? It was amazing.
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They asked me, I was out promoting Andrea's doc.
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Yeah.
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And I was asked if I wanted to read one
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of Andrea's poems.
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And so I was like, oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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So I was planning on doing that.
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And I, you know, it was definitely going to be
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a very different vibe than when I'm normally with my
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boyfriend Colbert.
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Right.
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So I'm standing, I'm waiting in the wings, you know,
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and he comes over before he introduces his guests and
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he says hi to them. And well, normally we have
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a silly time, but this one, he walks over, gives
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me the biggest hug, holds my hand, looks me in
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the eyes and he says, I love you. And I
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knew that was like about the doc and Andrea. And
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so then my emotions jumped into my throat.
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Yeah, right below the surface.
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Yeah.
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And so I go on and we're talking. And then
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he said, I would love for you to read one
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of Andrea's poems. And I was like, okay. And I
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was thinking, I can do this.
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I'm all right. And I was reading it.
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Oh, boy.
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I got about two-thirds of the way through. And then.
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There's this line of like when you hear the chains
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of a swing set.
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Yeah.
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Only the soul, you know, hearing the chains of a
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swing set can bring you to your knees. And I
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think later I realized that I was– connecting with feeling
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on my knees that's how I felt in that moment
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so I think when I said that it just I'm
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that kind of crier where it's like there's kind of
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no sign that it's coming and then when it happens
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I'm like no.
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The way you started you sort of got I mean
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there's nothing more um like tear-jerking than watching someone try
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not to cry that's like more moving than watching someone
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cry i think and and watch it was just the
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most powerful and uh the poem is so beautiful and
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it yeah it was just so beautiful you cry like
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river phoenix it was very handsome.
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Oh that's true i I had some crier.
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Yeah, I struggled that night and I didn't sleep well
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because I was like really in my head of I
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already had to edit.
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Andrea's poem, which I felt terrible.
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Horrible about because I didn't have all of the time
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in the world on the segment.
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And then I didn't even get to finish it.
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And so it basically ends with me going, swing set.
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And I was like, in my mind, I'm like, Andrea
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wouldn't have ended the poem there.
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There was more.
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I'm sorry.
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But I was texting with Meg, Andrea's wife after and
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she was just like, It was perfect. It's how Andrea
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actually would have wanted it. And in the documentary, Andrea says,
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when I die, I know that's just going to make
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everybody that I love more.
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Of who they are as a person.
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And I kind of didn't understand that. And Meg was
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telling me she never liked that. Because she was like,
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I don't know what could ever... what good could ever
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come from this? And, but she said, she understands it now.
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And she said, and I feel like.
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Actually you going on Colbert so vulnerable and reading one
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of Andrea's poems actually was you becoming more of who
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you are.
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And so it just.
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Was, it's, I feel better about, I just, I felt
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like I had botched the mission when I was, when
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I was crying and I was like, I feel like.
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The mission is a real moment though.
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Yeah.
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A real moment. And I feel like the mission is
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just like spreading love and yeah. And showing that, beautiful
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vulnerability that Andrea had too.
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Yeah.
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But anyway, I was messaging you and then I was
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like deeply moved by the clip. And then another part
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of me was like, Oh fuck. Tig is wearing the
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only jacket that I brought to wear on Kelly Clarkson tomorrow.
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Oh really?
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Yes.
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The exact Imogen and Willie green jacket. And I was thinking, oh, great.
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Now this is going to be another viral clip of
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Tig on a talk show. It's going to be infamous.
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And this is, I can't wear that jacket now, but
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I wore it. That's funny. But I did wear it.
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Well, mine was an actual, I think, real army jacket.
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Oh, really?
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Really?
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From your time in the service?
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Yeah, when I did, when I served.
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During do not, don't tell, don't ask, don't tell.
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Do not tell.
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Yeah.
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And then we talked about you a lot, Fortune, on
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Kelly Clarkson. Like half my little interview was about how
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much we love you. So you're very beloved at that show.
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That's sweet. Yeah, I love them too. Well, guys, we've
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had quite a week.
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What have you been up to? Tell us.
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Oh, y'all.
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Girl.
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Girl. Don't even.
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Don't hold anything back, girl.
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Yeah, lay it out for us, girl.
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Let me tell you what.
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I have been up to.
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First of all, you had your hair done.
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Did you not? No.
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It's just gorgeous today.
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The curls are popping. It is gorgeous today.
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What about your nails? Your nails look divine.
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Oh, I do need to actually get my nails done
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this weekend. I'm not... Being facetious.
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I actually really do love a manicure and pedicure.
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I love a pedicure.
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Yeah.
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I'm getting one tomorrow.
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I think I might get one tomorrow too.
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You've never had one, Mae?
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I don't think so.
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Welcome to your new life. Really?
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Girls, let me tell you about a pedicure.
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This little piggy went to the pedicure. Tell us, Fortune.
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I haven't done it. I mean, I've done them plenty,
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but I'm going to do it, I think, tomorrow as well.
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So we'll have a handsome pedicure day.
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Put it on the list, though, Thomas.
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I get the callus remover and stuff. You just got
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to get everything just kind of scraped off your foot.
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Speak for yourself. Start anew.
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All I got to throw up.
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I have tiny little nails, though, so they're always just
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like doing little blops of paint.
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That's adorable. I get color on my toes, but just
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buffed on my hands.
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Really?
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Girl?
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Girl? We have to have a spa day. That's me.
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I actually don't even get my nails done.
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I just nibble them off.
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And then I go in for my pedicure and I
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get my toenails painted as well.
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What color?
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Girl?
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Oh, I like a sparkly blue or a purple. And
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I got red last time.
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Did somebody have.
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A date?
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Give me flaming red toenails.
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I said, let's keep those.
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So sexy i go for like a deep deep maroon
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like a deep maroon yes i do so when we
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when we get our handsome um firefighter calendar going we
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have to each have um Foot fetish months where it's
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my feet, your feet, your feet, you know, and then
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Thomas can plop down his hairy man.
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I don't want anyone looking at my toes too closely, though.
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I got really long toes.
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Okay, we can do a bird's eye view of your feet.
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Yeah, fortunes are from a far distance.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'm going to get a pedicure.
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I love this girly side of us.
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I know.
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I do too. It's like I feel like I'm home.
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I bet if people listening did not expect to hear
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us talking about manicures and pedicures.
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Yeah but here we are yeah but.
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That's so that's my plan i'm gonna be a bum
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today and do nothing though i have not had a
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day off in.
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Fortune that fills me with two months.
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Would you ever consider doing cartwheels in your backyard just
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to kind of be like i am off work and
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then you know.
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I would except i don't want to hurt myself and
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i feel like that's um dicey.
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girl power, I think I did something embarrassing at Kelly Clarkson.
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Oh, yeah.
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Tell us. Well, it's what the show is.
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I kissed her, yeah.
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Oh, wait, on Drew?
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No, on Kelly.
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Oh, Kelly.
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Because what happened was the night before I watched, I
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was just alone in my hotel room and I watched
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the 1996 live tour show. I think it was in
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Japan or something of Alanis doing Jagged Little Pill. I
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don't know why.
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Oh my God.
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It was, I watched a full like hour and a
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half tour concert just on my laptop. And I was
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just like marveling.
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Is this what the retreat taught you to do?
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No, this was not one of the tips, but it
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should be. It was more therapeutic than anything.
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Yeah.
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I was watching her like truly that her vocal performance
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is insane. She's in this like baggy gray t-shirt sprinting
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around the stage. Taylor Hawkins from the Foo Fighters is
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on the drums. It's just like, I was like, this is,
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I mean, why is she not more in the pantheon?
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She's a badass.
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She's like Robert Plant. Like, it's crazy. So anyway, that
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was my mood going into Kelly Clarkson. I got myself
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all worked up about Kelly's talent. And I got really
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kind of, I kept saying backstage, like, God, you know, Kelly, Drew,
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they're just so talented. And then so, you know, you
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have like a minute to talk to the host after
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the interview's done and you take your little photo and
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they usher you off and the next guest comes in.
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So she's like, oh, so great to have you.
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Well, to be fair with Drew, they only give you
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like three minutes to hold each other before you leave.
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Yeah.
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True.
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Just to embrace. So I'm like, Kelly, thank you so
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much for having me. And she's like, oh, so great
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to meet you. And then I go, can I just say,
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and it was just like with fucking Justin Trudeau when
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I told him your legacy will be great. Something came
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over me. I launch into, I've never met this woman.
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I go, can I just say, you are so talented
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and it is crazy that I said, women have to
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be so good to like break through. I was like,
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you are a platinum artist. You're an incredible talk show host.
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I was like, it's, there's no female late night host. Like,
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I don't know what I was doing. I went on
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a monologue. She's like, okay. Cause I was just thinking like,
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look at Drew Barrymore. That's a literal movie star. Like
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a movie star. Who's also an incredible like producer actor.
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an amazing interviewer, same person, same with Kelly, like her
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vocal talent. And yeah. And I was just like, why
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are there no female late night hosts? Why do people have,
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why do women have to be such multi-hyphenates to just
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get their foot in the door? And I was getting
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real worked up. And anyway, Kelly was like, all right, whoa.
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You blink and she's walked away.
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I'm blacked out. She's walked away. It was crazy. She goes, well,
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you know, we just got to leave the door open
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for the next generation. I was like, yeah, okay.
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Anyway, bye.
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All right.
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Well, it's been fun.
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Your legacy will be great.
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That was the vibe. I don't know what came over me.
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I was just like in awe of these women.
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You were feeling it.
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Yeah.
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I actually was really feeling it, yeah.
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That's great.
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These strong, talented ladies got you excited.
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They got me all flustered, yeah.
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And your pantalones.
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Oh, boy.
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Here we go.
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Also, people kept saying... Like in their introductions and stuff
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that I directed wayward. I'm not correcting them, but I didn't.
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But people keep going. They wrote, directed and stuff. I'm like,
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all right.
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Choreographed all the dance moves.
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Yeah.
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To be clear, I didn't direct it.
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Your show's still in the top 10, you know.
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Dude, it's nuts.
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It's crazy.
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It's so wild.
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So how long do shows that are in the top
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10 usually stay in the top 10?
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Oh, like a week and a half is like a long,
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like a very long time. Most are there a couple
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days and leave, if at all.
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So this is like a month or something?
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May, how long has it been?
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Yeah, we're going into week four.
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Wow.
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It's a lot of views.
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That's incredible.
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It's so crazy. If we do like another week, Then
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we're at like Squid Game level numbers. It's so nuts.
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And so now I must know when you're out in
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the world, just being your May Martin self, are you
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getting more like, oh, my God, there's May.
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May.
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Oh, my God.
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May.
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I never get May. I always get May. Yeah, I
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watched you in something. I get that. But then I
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went to the Whitney Art Gallery in New York by myself.
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Is that where I was supposed to meet you?
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Yep, that's where we almost hung out. Listen, traffic was bad.
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Plus I had to prep for my public cry.
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Yes, exactly. But like three separate people came up to
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me and pitched me season twos of Wayward. Like came
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up and were like, all right, season two, this is
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what happens. Yeah, but sometimes people don't know that I
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wrote it. They just think I acted in it. So
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they come up and say, oh, yeah, you were great
512
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in that. I didn't like the writing that much.
513
00:23:24.869 --> 00:23:28.250
Whoever created that.
514
00:23:28.109 --> 00:23:33.210
Is out of their mind. Fortune, how's filming going?
515
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Great.
516
00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:34.960
So fun.
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00:23:34.980 --> 00:23:38.859
You were filming this week? I was filming the last
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couple of days. Yeah, I have a little time off
519
00:23:41.660 --> 00:23:42.660
in the next couple of weeks.
520
00:23:43.740 --> 00:23:44.440
More cartwheels.
521
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More cartwheels.
522
00:23:46.440 --> 00:23:47.059
But it's great.
523
00:23:47.119 --> 00:23:54.140
I love Will. I finished last night and went to his.
524
00:23:55.029 --> 00:23:55.829
He was getting ready.
525
00:23:55.869 --> 00:23:57.470
I went and sat with him and we watched the
526
00:23:57.509 --> 00:24:00.470
Dodgers together. So we just have a good time, you know?
527
00:24:00.490 --> 00:24:04.750
I was really embarrassed when... This is related, but when
528
00:24:05.150 --> 00:24:10.319
Allison Williams on the plane came up, I was watching...
529
00:24:11.299 --> 00:24:12.920
She was like, what are you watching? And I was like,
530
00:24:13.079 --> 00:24:18.240
oh no, because I was watching Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast,
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00:24:18.299 --> 00:24:22.740
the YouTuber. It's just like, it's garbage television, but it's
532
00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:26.529
so interesting. He's a YouTuber and he did a thing
533
00:24:26.549 --> 00:24:30.670
where if a random person could hit more home runs
534
00:24:31.289 --> 00:24:34.289
than like a pro baseball player, they'd win like 250 grand.
535
00:24:34.789 --> 00:24:38.009
And I was watching this random, actually it was like
536
00:24:38.049 --> 00:24:38.589
a 10 year old.
537
00:24:39.150 --> 00:24:42.970
And so wait, the kid won $ 250, 000? I think so, yeah.
538
00:24:44.109 --> 00:24:44.380
Wow.
539
00:24:44.410 --> 00:24:46.299
You couldn't concentrate because.
540
00:24:46.319 --> 00:24:48.960
Because an angel was crouched in the aisle.
541
00:24:48.980 --> 00:24:49.799
Alison Williams.
542
00:24:50.319 --> 00:24:53.740
Well, I do remember your reaction to Alison asking a
543
00:24:53.779 --> 00:24:57.049
question on the pod, and it was one of delight.
544
00:24:57.849 --> 00:25:00.470
Yeah, of course. What is a delightful person?
545
00:25:00.529 --> 00:25:02.170
Was there delight in person?
546
00:25:02.710 --> 00:25:05.789
Of course, of course. But I was also really aware
547
00:25:05.849 --> 00:25:09.230
that on the pod i had been so giddy and
548
00:25:09.319 --> 00:25:11.970
she had maybe seen that so i was like hey
549
00:25:12.039 --> 00:25:16.720
what's up what's up i'm just chilling no but i really.
550
00:25:16.460 --> 00:25:19.359
I was just thinking about you how weird that you're here.
551
00:25:19.839 --> 00:25:21.420
I really did though i think we're like the same
552
00:25:21.559 --> 00:25:23.900
age like i just i felt a kindred feel like
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00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:26.660
we could be friends for sure she was funny really funny.
554
00:25:26.579 --> 00:25:29.140
So you weren't getting a vibe from her well she's married.
555
00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:32.579
No she's married happily married i don't know what she's
556
00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:35.839
up to you know what i mean these days I
557
00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:36.619
don't know what.
558
00:25:36.460 --> 00:25:38.460
She's up to. You haven't been following her life.
559
00:25:38.519 --> 00:25:38.720
Yeah.
560
00:25:38.779 --> 00:25:41.160
Have you heard from Drew? You left your number for Drew.
561
00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:44.609
Have not heard from Drew, but I assume she's very busy.
562
00:25:44.619 --> 00:25:47.329
And were you looking for friendship there? Or were you,
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if she was like.
564
00:25:49.470 --> 00:25:50.349
Yeah, friendship.
565
00:25:50.390 --> 00:25:52.509
Like, I don't know. I just was like in the
566
00:25:52.549 --> 00:25:55.730
days from the interview and I thought, because we were
567
00:25:55.750 --> 00:25:58.680
talking about the nature of reality in our brief time
568
00:25:58.759 --> 00:26:02.779
together about quantum stuff. And so I was like, text
569
00:26:02.859 --> 00:26:05.299
me for podcast recommendations I can send you.
570
00:26:06.059 --> 00:26:06.200
Oh.
571
00:26:06.380 --> 00:26:08.059
But yeah. Yeah.
572
00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:10.829
There you go, little cowboy. The world is your oyster.
573
00:26:10.849 --> 00:26:12.490
There you go.
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00:26:12.509 --> 00:26:12.670
Yeah.
575
00:26:12.970 --> 00:26:14.150
Should we get to our question, guys?
576
00:26:15.569 --> 00:26:18.529
It'd be very different if you said the oyster is
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your world.
578
00:26:19.589 --> 00:26:20.069
Would it?
579
00:26:21.009 --> 00:26:21.990
It's very different.
580
00:26:22.509 --> 00:26:23.829
The oyster is your world.
581
00:26:24.289 --> 00:26:24.650
Yeah.
582
00:26:25.269 --> 00:26:27.940
I don't even like oysters, so. Girl?
583
00:26:27.960 --> 00:26:28.400
Okay.
584
00:26:28.839 --> 00:26:29.140
Really?
585
00:26:29.160 --> 00:26:30.519
I mean, I don't eat them.
586
00:26:30.900 --> 00:26:31.380
I don't.
587
00:26:32.210 --> 00:26:35.140
I've had them, but I realized that all I like
588
00:26:35.240 --> 00:26:38.359
is all the stuff you like drown it in.
589
00:26:38.380 --> 00:26:39.440
Like the vinegar.
590
00:26:39.460 --> 00:26:41.039
So that you don't have to taste it.
591
00:26:42.299 --> 00:26:42.680
Yeah.
592
00:26:43.220 --> 00:26:45.150
I like all the accoutrements.
593
00:26:45.930 --> 00:26:48.529
And what about raw versus fried?
594
00:26:48.849 --> 00:26:51.589
I would probably like fried better, but I keep hearing
595
00:26:51.609 --> 00:26:55.619
all these stories lately of people eating a bad oyster
596
00:26:55.650 --> 00:26:56.859
and losing like a leg.
597
00:26:56.880 --> 00:26:56.960
What?
598
00:26:57.539 --> 00:26:57.740
What?
599
00:26:58.299 --> 00:27:03.069
Well, yeah, the ocean is heating up and so seafood
600
00:27:03.130 --> 00:27:07.509
is getting more like half baked down there.
601
00:27:07.529 --> 00:27:10.410
So another reason to go vegan.
602
00:27:10.430 --> 00:27:15.529
Because they're supposed to be in cold or cold water.
603
00:27:15.670 --> 00:27:16.009
Yeah.
604
00:27:16.369 --> 00:27:17.950
And you're only supposed to eat them.
605
00:27:18.609 --> 00:27:19.250
May fact.
606
00:27:19.390 --> 00:27:22.970
Wait, someone said you're not supposed to eat them when
607
00:27:23.009 --> 00:27:26.490
there's an ER in the month.
608
00:27:27.140 --> 00:27:27.859
An E-R?
609
00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:29.809
Is it summer food?
610
00:27:30.130 --> 00:27:31.269
Wait, what's an E-R?
611
00:27:31.329 --> 00:27:32.910
October, September.
612
00:27:32.930 --> 00:27:34.680
Wait, what's an E-R?
613
00:27:34.700 --> 00:27:37.140
If a month ends in E-R.
614
00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:37.339
Oh, oh, oh.
615
00:27:37.779 --> 00:27:41.099
Okay, so you can eat them in July, August.
616
00:27:41.460 --> 00:27:43.680
Hold on, I don't want to lead our people astray.
617
00:27:44.299 --> 00:27:45.839
Yeah, they come here.
618
00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:50.500
Oh, the saying is only eat oysters in months with an.
619
00:27:51.140 --> 00:27:52.420
R, so not summer.
620
00:27:52.769 --> 00:27:54.029
I'm glad we clarified that.
621
00:27:54.190 --> 00:27:55.809
Wow, and summer ends with E-R.
622
00:27:55.890 --> 00:28:00.910
However, it's saying that that is no longer the case
623
00:28:01.630 --> 00:28:02.210
due to....
624
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:05.200
Rotten oysters.
625
00:28:05.309 --> 00:28:06.109
Yeah.
626
00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:10.609
It says, though the R months, September through April, well,
627
00:28:10.690 --> 00:28:13.069
April doesn't end in an R, are still considered by
628
00:28:13.109 --> 00:28:15.970
many to be the best time for peak flavor and texture.
629
00:28:15.990 --> 00:28:17.230
Okay.
630
00:28:17.250 --> 00:28:18.359
Should we get to our question?
631
00:28:19.099 --> 00:28:25.279
Historically, warmer months lead to issues with spoilage, higher bacteria levels.
632
00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:30.809
And so that's what it is. But people, I keep
633
00:28:31.250 --> 00:28:34.829
reading these things of like, oh, this person died eating oysters.
634
00:28:34.930 --> 00:28:37.130
And I'm like, that's not worth it.
635
00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:39.170
No, this like Russian roulette.
636
00:28:39.190 --> 00:28:39.900
It's gross.
637
00:28:40.099 --> 00:28:40.500
Yeah.
638
00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:44.220
Okay, well, let's go to our question anyway.
639
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:47.799
Oh, I'm excited for our question.
640
00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:49.440
Welcome to seafood news.
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00:28:50.759 --> 00:28:54.559
Today's question asker. I'm a massive fan of this man.
642
00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:57.819
He's an actor and comedian who starred in Search Party
643
00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:01.609
on HBO Max. He's appeared in movies like The Disaster Artist,
644
00:29:01.710 --> 00:29:04.859
Late Night, and Other People. He also stars in Eternity,
645
00:29:05.019 --> 00:29:07.680
a new comedy movie with Elizabeth Olsen and Miles Teller
646
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:11.980
that comes out in theaters tomorrow, November 26. He's also
647
00:29:12.720 --> 00:29:14.980
one half of a comedy duo with Kate Berlant. They
648
00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:18.049
had such an amazing special on Keokok. Keokok?
649
00:29:18.660 --> 00:29:19.329
Keokok.
650
00:29:19.390 --> 00:29:22.609
Yeah, go to Keokok now to see John Early and
651
00:29:22.849 --> 00:29:23.509
Kate Berlant.
652
00:29:23.529 --> 00:29:24.759
Yeah, I'm going to stick with it.
653
00:29:25.190 --> 00:29:26.369
Live on Keokok.
654
00:29:26.890 --> 00:29:28.849
Yeah, John Early is asking today's question.
655
00:29:29.430 --> 00:29:29.710
Woo-hoo.
656
00:29:30.230 --> 00:29:30.609
Yeah.
657
00:29:31.009 --> 00:29:31.750
Hi, handsome.
658
00:29:31.970 --> 00:29:35.059
It's John Early. What's your favorite color?
659
00:29:38.609 --> 00:29:39.869
Seriously? Just kidding.
660
00:29:41.650 --> 00:29:44.940
My question is, and this might bring up a lot, okay,
661
00:29:45.099 --> 00:29:46.160
but I think this could.
662
00:29:46.039 --> 00:29:50.839
Be a really, this could lead to a really juicy discussion.
663
00:29:52.920 --> 00:30:00.470
What is the quality in you that is most likely
664
00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:06.529
obviously inherited from one of your parents? Like what's, what's
665
00:30:06.569 --> 00:30:09.390
like the quality in you that you like received from
666
00:30:09.410 --> 00:30:13.710
your parents, obviously against your will, that like the one
667
00:30:13.730 --> 00:30:16.349
that you're most surprised, like at this point in your
668
00:30:16.390 --> 00:30:18.369
life that you have that you, that you, you.
669
00:30:18.299 --> 00:30:18.710
Know what I mean?
670
00:30:19.460 --> 00:30:22.220
Or I guess maybe the better question is what's the quality,
671
00:30:22.299 --> 00:30:25.400
like what's, what's the kind of personality trait you inherited
672
00:30:25.460 --> 00:30:27.859
from your parents that is most upsetting?
673
00:30:30.819 --> 00:30:34.000
Okay. Love y'all. Oh, it's most upsetting.
674
00:30:34.059 --> 00:30:37.960
Most upsetting. Cause I was going down other tracks.
675
00:30:38.019 --> 00:30:40.079
I was like, I think I have an answer here.
676
00:30:40.099 --> 00:30:41.640
Oh, you were thinking positive.
677
00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:43.200
I was thinking positive.
678
00:30:43.380 --> 00:30:44.039
Oh, I wasn't.
679
00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:47.440
He is so funny though.
680
00:30:47.619 --> 00:30:51.420
John does all these characters and they're just a trip,
681
00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:53.940
a very out there. His mind works in a very
682
00:30:54.000 --> 00:30:57.150
unique way. I enjoy watching him.
683
00:30:57.509 --> 00:31:01.250
Have you seen his special, the characters on Netflix? Like
684
00:31:01.269 --> 00:31:04.690
a bunch of people had like one episode to do.
685
00:31:05.150 --> 00:31:08.769
And I think his is flawless. It's, it's, he's one
686
00:31:08.789 --> 00:31:11.009
of those people who's like in my sort of peripheral,
687
00:31:11.049 --> 00:31:13.250
like group of like, I have so many mutual friends
688
00:31:13.269 --> 00:31:16.609
with him and I'm actually like starstruck by, I'm like
689
00:31:16.630 --> 00:31:19.910
a fan. So I, I kind of, yeah, I, I like,
690
00:31:19.930 --> 00:31:22.859
I show people his, his, character special. If they're at
691
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:24.420
my house and we're bored, I'll be like, have you
692
00:31:24.440 --> 00:31:25.380
seen this? And I'll put it on.
693
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:27.960
I'm going to start showing people that video of him
694
00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:29.160
asking us a question.
695
00:31:29.500 --> 00:31:29.779
Yeah.
696
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:31.720
Have you seen this?
697
00:31:31.900 --> 00:31:33.410
Have you seen this? Have you seen this guy?
698
00:31:33.420 --> 00:31:34.119
Have you seen this?
699
00:31:34.559 --> 00:31:34.900
Wow.
700
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:35.180
Yeah.
701
00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:37.740
Cause I guess we get every, a good portion of
702
00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:41.180
things from our parents in those first few years. And
703
00:31:41.220 --> 00:31:46.140
then also environment influences us as well as we go
704
00:31:46.180 --> 00:31:46.940
through life.
705
00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:49.680
I'm trying to think what I got from them that
706
00:31:49.700 --> 00:31:50.509
I'm like, ugh.
707
00:31:52.180 --> 00:31:56.160
The thing I was going towards was what I know
708
00:31:56.200 --> 00:32:02.329
I got from my mother, but I like it, is
709
00:32:02.910 --> 00:32:07.029
my mother. Look, I'm not a prankster where I put
710
00:32:07.130 --> 00:32:10.930
a whoopee cushion under you type person. I'm not the
711
00:32:10.970 --> 00:32:15.119
person that's like careful of Tig on set. You know,
712
00:32:15.779 --> 00:32:20.509
it's more just kind of silly pranks. I was talking
713
00:32:20.549 --> 00:32:24.849
about it on Good Morning America today when I taped it.
714
00:32:24.910 --> 00:32:27.369
They were asking about the morning show and working with Jen.
715
00:32:27.430 --> 00:32:32.470
And I was saying, oh, yeah, I like to. When
716
00:32:32.490 --> 00:32:37.490
they call cut, I like handing Jen my props or whatever.
717
00:32:37.509 --> 00:32:43.710
Or I'll hand her my trash or something when.
718
00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:44.420
We're on set.
719
00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:46.579
I'll give her like a pile of trash or my
720
00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:47.460
coffee cup.
721
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:53.630
And you see people from you know, the different departments.
722
00:32:54.190 --> 00:32:55.230
Oh, Jen, I'll take that.
723
00:32:55.329 --> 00:32:58.380
I'll take, you know, and she's laughing, but to me,
724
00:32:58.450 --> 00:33:00.839
that's very, I can feel my mother in me. My
725
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:03.819
mother would do stuff like that just to get a reaction.
726
00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:06.940
And that kind of prank. I've told you my mother
727
00:33:06.980 --> 00:33:10.180
would send water shots to strangers at bars.
728
00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:11.480
I didn't know.
729
00:33:11.720 --> 00:33:13.690
Maybe I forgot that. That's genius.
730
00:33:14.089 --> 00:33:17.789
She would send like a round of water to strangers
731
00:33:17.869 --> 00:33:18.430
and they'd.
732
00:33:18.369 --> 00:33:20.329
Look over at her and be like, thank you.
733
00:33:20.930 --> 00:33:21.670
That's so funny.
734
00:33:21.950 --> 00:33:24.130
And then they'd throw back the water.
735
00:33:24.150 --> 00:33:26.119
And then would they laugh?
736
00:33:27.140 --> 00:33:28.200
Yeah. Yeah.
737
00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:31.839
And they'd also be like, what a weird, they'll have
738
00:33:31.900 --> 00:33:34.380
that story forever. They'll remember that.
739
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:42.650
So I always loved that side of my mother where
740
00:33:43.009 --> 00:33:46.789
she just, um, she would also call restaurants from the
741
00:33:46.849 --> 00:33:47.789
restaurant and.
742
00:33:48.480 --> 00:33:51.619
And check in on her waiter no yeah.
743
00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:55.079
What and be like just check in where my.
744
00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:57.339
Waiter is like oh yeah we ordered dinner we're just
745
00:33:57.380 --> 00:34:00.400
back here in the corner table we're just wondering um
746
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:03.259
not like to get anyone in trouble just she did
747
00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:06.319
it in a way that was um fun and funny
748
00:34:06.660 --> 00:34:10.820
oh that's really cute yeah so that's in me i
749
00:34:10.860 --> 00:34:13.900
can feel it but i like it the playfulness yeah
750
00:34:13.940 --> 00:34:16.880
yeah silly little pranks mm-hmm your.
751
00:34:17.119 --> 00:34:19.360
Your tidbits too, and your commitment to them.
752
00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:21.179
Yes. My mother committed.
753
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:21.280
Yeah.
754
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:25.510
My mother would also, she would, when I'd have friends
755
00:34:25.590 --> 00:34:31.010
come over, she would dye food colors. Like she would
756
00:34:31.369 --> 00:34:33.869
cook mashed potatoes and dye them blue.
757
00:34:33.889 --> 00:34:38.739
My dad did that. Yes. And she would want, yeah, she, she,
758
00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:40.579
she loved the reaction.
759
00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:44.380
The, that awkward thing of somebody, of course, not wanting
760
00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:49.869
to Speak up, but wanting to speak up because their
761
00:34:49.949 --> 00:34:55.750
mashed potatoes are blue. Because she'd be like, Tig, don't
762
00:34:55.929 --> 00:34:57.010
say anything to your friend.
763
00:34:57.050 --> 00:34:59.210
I'm dying all the mashed potatoes blue.
764
00:34:59.429 --> 00:35:01.750
I'd be like, all right. You're like, okay.
765
00:35:02.010 --> 00:35:02.889
Yeah, yeah.
766
00:35:03.909 --> 00:35:07.179
I never met my grandfather, my dad's dad, but he
767
00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:11.380
apparently was– he had a bit– he would mainly sort
768
00:35:11.420 --> 00:35:13.739
of sit with a whiskey and a cigarette on the couch,
769
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:16.679
you know, for– hours at a time. And he would
770
00:35:17.099 --> 00:35:19.800
call up the BBC, this is in England, and complain
771
00:35:20.340 --> 00:35:21.829
if there was any swearing.
772
00:35:21.909 --> 00:35:25.530
And he'd say, he'd say that like, I fought for
773
00:35:25.550 --> 00:35:29.489
this country and this is abominable. And like he did,
774
00:35:29.610 --> 00:35:31.309
he was in the war, but he was, he was
775
00:35:31.349 --> 00:35:32.610
just doing it to make the.
776
00:35:32.530 --> 00:35:36.630
People around him laugh. That's a good character. Fortune, what
777
00:35:36.650 --> 00:35:36.989
about you?
778
00:35:37.010 --> 00:35:40.929
I mean, positive things. I, I, my mom's very book smart.
779
00:35:41.380 --> 00:35:43.690
So I feel like I got some of that from
780
00:35:43.750 --> 00:35:46.840
her and my dad's more street smart. And I think
781
00:35:46.900 --> 00:35:48.420
I got a little bit of that from him. So
782
00:35:48.460 --> 00:35:50.519
like kind of a, a combo of the two.
783
00:35:50.539 --> 00:35:50.619
Yeah.
784
00:35:51.380 --> 00:35:53.079
I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley.
785
00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:57.179
That's how he met fortune was in a dark alley.
786
00:35:57.199 --> 00:35:57.449
Yeah.
787
00:35:57.530 --> 00:35:57.769
Yeah.
788
00:35:58.349 --> 00:35:58.949
It worked out.
789
00:35:59.030 --> 00:35:59.889
And look at us now.
790
00:36:00.809 --> 00:36:05.050
Gosh, I'm like, I'm pretty different from my family other
791
00:36:05.070 --> 00:36:08.260
than like, I mean, my parents, other than like, My
792
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:11.500
mom's pretty positive, like, you know, just seeing her go
793
00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:18.570
through this cancer situation. She keeps getting bad news lately
794
00:36:18.909 --> 00:36:19.829
and still.
795
00:36:19.650 --> 00:36:24.079
Is very positive. So I feel like I got that,
796
00:36:24.139 --> 00:36:25.139
which I appreciate.
797
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:29.670
Yeah. Which is– it's nice to see my mom– In
798
00:36:29.710 --> 00:36:33.139
that place, because there was in the past, there was
799
00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:35.960
a sometimes my mom had a tendency to feel sorry
800
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:38.539
for herself in hard times.
801
00:36:38.880 --> 00:36:41.900
And I did not get that trait.
802
00:36:42.119 --> 00:36:45.800
And I always wanted my mom to not go to
803
00:36:46.099 --> 00:36:49.860
that place. And it's been if there is a positive
804
00:36:49.940 --> 00:36:52.500
to come from her situation right now, I think she
805
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:57.239
is surprised her even herself at the resilience she's shown
806
00:36:57.409 --> 00:37:01.179
in it. And there will be moments of feeling sorry
807
00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:04.019
for herself, but not in the wallowing way that she
808
00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:07.989
had done in the past. She's definitely been rising to
809
00:37:08.889 --> 00:37:11.909
the resilient stage of this journey.
810
00:37:11.929 --> 00:37:14.130
That's incredible.
811
00:37:14.389 --> 00:37:19.010
Yeah. So I'm proud of her for that. I would
812
00:37:19.429 --> 00:37:25.900
say I get. Probably I get a little defensive. My dad,
813
00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:29.019
I think I have a little bit of like, we
814
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:29.960
don't want to get in trouble.
815
00:37:29.980 --> 00:37:36.250
I have realized that I have experienced people in my
816
00:37:36.289 --> 00:37:43.050
life where I feel reprimanded sometimes. And that defensive thing
817
00:37:43.110 --> 00:37:47.250
kicks in where I am just like, I'm not trying
818
00:37:47.269 --> 00:37:51.150
to like defend myself, but there's something that triggers there
819
00:37:51.170 --> 00:37:52.760
that I'm just like, I didn't do anything.
820
00:37:52.780 --> 00:37:52.860
Yeah.
821
00:37:53.579 --> 00:37:56.860
Well, you know, like a child and I get a
822
00:37:56.880 --> 00:37:59.260
little bit of that from my dad. Like, why are you,
823
00:37:59.900 --> 00:38:03.650
you know, and it's interesting as an adult to like
824
00:38:03.869 --> 00:38:05.590
see that quality in yourself where.
825
00:38:05.489 --> 00:38:07.269
You're just like, I want to work on that.
826
00:38:07.670 --> 00:38:07.949
Yeah. Yeah.
827
00:38:08.420 --> 00:38:10.559
Because if you did, you know, I didn't do anything,
828
00:38:10.579 --> 00:38:11.960
but I don't need to defend that.
829
00:38:12.059 --> 00:38:12.239
Yeah.
830
00:38:12.300 --> 00:38:14.579
You know, just like. Yeah.
831
00:38:14.860 --> 00:38:15.400
Yeah.
832
00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:17.000
Be an adult about it.
833
00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:18.119
Right.
834
00:38:18.260 --> 00:38:18.530
Yeah.
835
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:20.150
But I turn into like.
836
00:38:20.650 --> 00:38:22.570
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
837
00:38:22.989 --> 00:38:23.489
Yeah.
838
00:38:24.170 --> 00:38:28.869
People, I think that's pretty common on some level where,
839
00:38:29.789 --> 00:38:30.139
you know.
840
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:32.000
Uh-huh. But I get what you're saying.
841
00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:35.030
Like, yeah, you want to. handle it differently or.
842
00:38:35.150 --> 00:38:38.610
Yeah, it's like when you feel like you've been reprimanded
843
00:38:39.150 --> 00:38:41.989
and you're an adult, it makes you feel like a child.
844
00:38:42.309 --> 00:38:42.760
Yes.
845
00:38:42.780 --> 00:38:46.199
So then my response becomes childlike.
846
00:38:47.059 --> 00:38:47.659
Yeah.
847
00:38:47.739 --> 00:38:50.880
And then you lose... credibility it's like exactly like the
848
00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:53.619
coolest most zen thing to do is be like oh
849
00:38:53.659 --> 00:38:55.079
that's your experience.
850
00:38:54.659 --> 00:38:58.739
Yeah yeah like just just having the the like wherewithal
851
00:38:58.780 --> 00:39:01.590
to know i didn't do that i'm yeah like i
852
00:39:01.610 --> 00:39:04.329
don't i don't need to i don't have to be like.
853
00:39:04.809 --> 00:39:08.230
Oh i didn't know you.
854
00:39:08.190 --> 00:39:14.590
Were doing that that is something to work on.
855
00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:18.280
So I think I got that from my dad.
856
00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:20.000
I'd love to see you and your dad in a
857
00:39:20.000 --> 00:39:21.369
defensive argument.
858
00:39:21.369 --> 00:39:22.969
Yeah, just back and forth.
859
00:39:22.969 --> 00:39:25.630
Because he was married to my mom, who was a
860
00:39:25.630 --> 00:39:29.070
strong woman, and he would i could he would feel
861
00:39:29.260 --> 00:39:33.980
reprimanded yeah and by the way they their dynamic was
862
00:39:34.000 --> 00:39:36.840
and uh and i saw a little i saw a
863
00:39:36.860 --> 00:39:40.559
bit of that in myself and i was like oh interesting.
864
00:39:40.300 --> 00:39:44.679
Yeah i think from i i think of a lot
865
00:39:44.699 --> 00:39:48.630
of positive things too for sure but then negative I
866
00:39:48.650 --> 00:39:51.909
think like a general sense of dread like a sort
867
00:39:51.929 --> 00:39:56.469
of like at any minute something could go wrong and
868
00:39:56.889 --> 00:40:00.630
there's there's like a physical tension in my family maybe
869
00:40:00.690 --> 00:40:04.280
like like like that we're not even aware we're doing
870
00:40:04.340 --> 00:40:06.579
as a family just like we're holding our fists tight
871
00:40:06.699 --> 00:40:09.320
and we're like we forget to take a deep breath
872
00:40:09.500 --> 00:40:12.900
and we all like as a family should be doing
873
00:40:12.940 --> 00:40:18.340
primal screaming kind of in the desert. So maybe that,
874
00:40:18.570 --> 00:40:25.079
but then yeah, tons of positive stuff. Well, they're very clever.
875
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:28.300
My parents said that, I think I'm quite in my head.
876
00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:31.980
Like we're a very thinky family and not very connected
877
00:40:32.019 --> 00:40:34.519
to our bodies sometimes. Like we're all up in our heads.
878
00:40:35.420 --> 00:40:39.119
So that's maybe, yeah. I wonder if they were listening
879
00:40:39.139 --> 00:40:42.300
to this, they'd be like, We're doing yoga every night.
880
00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:45.090
What are you talking about? I mean, they do– yeah,
881
00:40:45.110 --> 00:40:48.070
like they are– We're very mindful. Yeah, yeah.
882
00:40:48.670 --> 00:40:51.949
Doing primal screams during yoga, of course.
883
00:40:52.010 --> 00:40:54.409
Yeah, they're like every night we scream and stretch.
884
00:40:55.230 --> 00:40:55.769
Yeah.
885
00:40:55.929 --> 00:40:59.239
But I do feel– I kind of only feel relaxed
886
00:40:59.619 --> 00:41:04.420
during a massage and– or during sex sometimes because it's
887
00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:07.039
like– It gets me out of my head, but in
888
00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:09.320
a massage, I can go instantly to like a deep
889
00:41:09.530 --> 00:41:12.409
state of relaxation. And I know, I know my, my
890
00:41:12.449 --> 00:41:14.510
parents are like that too. It's like, they're walking around
891
00:41:14.630 --> 00:41:16.190
like this and then you just.
892
00:41:16.829 --> 00:41:17.730
Then they have sex.
893
00:41:18.329 --> 00:41:21.210
I don't know about that. I don't know. Oh, I do.
894
00:41:21.309 --> 00:41:22.340
That's how you got here.
895
00:41:22.780 --> 00:41:26.760
That's true. Oh my God. No, like the minute they.
896
00:41:26.780 --> 00:41:27.019
Tig Marie.
897
00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:27.539
Tig Marie.
898
00:41:28.139 --> 00:41:29.539
Get a massage. That's right.
899
00:41:29.619 --> 00:41:30.360
I said sex.
900
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:31.260
Yes, you did.
901
00:41:31.739 --> 00:41:32.400
S-E-X.
902
00:41:32.500 --> 00:41:33.619
Wasn't me this time.
903
00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:37.139
Why aren't there three X's on the end of sex?
904
00:41:37.579 --> 00:41:38.619
Great question.
905
00:41:38.739 --> 00:41:39.260
Thank you.
906
00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:43.690
And where did that come from? The like triple X thing?
907
00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:46.599
I don't know. But if you're going to use that,
908
00:41:46.659 --> 00:41:48.070
throw it on the end of sex.
909
00:41:48.110 --> 00:41:50.230
Yeah.
910
00:41:50.389 --> 00:41:52.369
God, I can't believe I just saw that.
911
00:41:52.389 --> 00:41:54.449
It's just been sitting there for years.
912
00:41:54.929 --> 00:41:57.010
That's your closer in your new hour.
913
00:41:57.030 --> 00:41:58.050
Yeah.
914
00:41:58.090 --> 00:42:00.469
Which is what your new hour is called. Not my best.
915
00:42:00.949 --> 00:42:01.679
Not my best.
916
00:42:03.719 --> 00:42:05.019
You know what I have to say?
917
00:42:05.139 --> 00:42:09.340
Like, aside from my mother's pranks, I was raised by
918
00:42:09.380 --> 00:42:13.110
my stepfather from the time I was two. And he
919
00:42:13.150 --> 00:42:16.190
was very, things had to be a certain way. And
920
00:42:17.269 --> 00:42:21.079
there wasn't a lot of leeway with, like even when
921
00:42:21.099 --> 00:42:25.559
I was little, you know, and I'm so thankful that
922
00:42:25.980 --> 00:42:30.300
I married Stephanie and that we can parent together because
923
00:42:30.380 --> 00:42:33.809
I feel like she just out of the gate did
924
00:42:33.869 --> 00:42:38.750
things so differently than, and I often reflect on how
925
00:42:39.690 --> 00:42:41.670
I would have been as a parent if I was
926
00:42:41.730 --> 00:42:44.449
just doing it by myself. I probably would have been
927
00:42:44.469 --> 00:42:49.800
a little more rigid about things, you know?
928
00:42:49.820 --> 00:42:52.440
That's so good that you balance each other.
929
00:42:52.460 --> 00:42:52.539
Yeah.
930
00:42:53.739 --> 00:42:56.760
And I just, I feel like, I feel like I
931
00:42:56.980 --> 00:43:04.570
kind of go through life watching her parent and go, oh, right.
932
00:43:04.630 --> 00:43:07.309
That's, that's how it should be done.
933
00:43:07.329 --> 00:43:07.510
Right.
934
00:43:07.550 --> 00:43:07.849
Right.
935
00:43:08.510 --> 00:43:08.929
That's good.
936
00:43:09.010 --> 00:43:11.010
That's the best compliment.
937
00:43:11.150 --> 00:43:11.469
Yeah.
938
00:43:11.610 --> 00:43:13.570
Well, you guys just had your 10-year anniversary.
939
00:43:14.269 --> 00:43:14.769
We did.
940
00:43:14.789 --> 00:43:21.659
We just– we hit our 10-year wedding anniversary. And we
941
00:43:21.699 --> 00:43:24.440
never seem to be able to line up being together
942
00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:29.849
on our wedding anniversary or on Valentine's Day. But, yeah,
943
00:43:29.889 --> 00:43:34.250
we always send each other flowers with, like, here's– we
944
00:43:34.289 --> 00:43:37.659
always– Yeah. 10 years of pure hell. I'm looking forward
945
00:43:37.699 --> 00:43:40.840
to a lifetime of it. I love you so very much.
946
00:43:41.300 --> 00:43:43.500
That's what came with my flowers.
947
00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:48.809
But anyway, yeah, I'm, I'm just, I, I'm, I feel
948
00:43:48.849 --> 00:43:52.590
very thankful that like when I watch her and how
949
00:43:52.650 --> 00:43:54.869
she kind of effortlessly and.
950
00:43:56.210 --> 00:43:56.449
Yeah.
951
00:43:56.469 --> 00:43:59.900
Cause you think you would have absorbed that. from your stepdad?
952
00:43:59.940 --> 00:44:01.820
Yeah, I think I would have been a little more,
953
00:44:02.059 --> 00:44:04.550
not exactly like him, of course, but I think I
954
00:44:04.590 --> 00:44:06.329
would have just been like, oh, it has to be
955
00:44:06.349 --> 00:44:08.750
done this way or it has to be by this
956
00:44:08.889 --> 00:44:11.469
time or it has to, you have to keep this
957
00:44:12.190 --> 00:44:16.849
particular schedule or routine or, you know, but like kind
958
00:44:16.889 --> 00:44:21.139
of letting go is, it's such a better feeling.
959
00:44:21.519 --> 00:44:22.000
Yeah.
960
00:44:22.059 --> 00:44:26.769
Such a better feeling of being like, Yeah. What, what
961
00:44:26.849 --> 00:44:30.550
is reasonable in this moment? And actually, does it have
962
00:44:30.590 --> 00:44:32.449
to be that black and white or?
963
00:44:32.530 --> 00:44:32.789
Yeah.
964
00:44:33.699 --> 00:44:35.920
I think if, if I raise a kid, I, I
965
00:44:36.079 --> 00:44:40.579
need to be with someone who's relaxed because I find like,
966
00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:45.920
it's the safety thing for me. Like, I'm like, if
967
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:48.760
this kid gets hurt on my watch, like, you know, like,
968
00:44:48.969 --> 00:44:51.769
and it makes me neurotic, but to be with someone
969
00:44:51.789 --> 00:44:54.630
who's like, they know their own bodies. They can, you know,
970
00:44:54.750 --> 00:44:56.780
I mean, just to have the balance, I think, cause
971
00:44:57.039 --> 00:44:58.639
I don't know how people do it. To be honest,
972
00:44:58.739 --> 00:45:00.820
a kid climbs a tree. I'm like, get me to
973
00:45:00.840 --> 00:45:02.139
the hospital, get me to the hospital.
974
00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:06.000
Yeah. I think I would worry too. Yeah.
975
00:45:06.360 --> 00:45:10.000
I mean, look, we, our house is all about safety
976
00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:14.300
and I, and again, Stephanie leading the way in, in
977
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:17.769
that I would have, you know, there's the side of
978
00:45:17.869 --> 00:45:19.510
me that is a little.
979
00:45:19.329 --> 00:45:21.190
Casual in that. Oh yeah.
980
00:45:21.210 --> 00:45:24.170
I grew up in the back of pickup trucks and what, and,
981
00:45:26.119 --> 00:45:29.989
swimming in swamps and water skiing in swamps and whereas
982
00:45:30.050 --> 00:45:32.269
stephanie is like yeah let's reel that in.
983
00:45:32.190 --> 00:45:34.349
Let's not throw them in the swamp.
984
00:45:34.730 --> 00:45:39.309
Yeah whereas she doesn't have there's not a casualness around
985
00:45:39.409 --> 00:45:43.590
safety or anything like that it's more just like bedtime
986
00:45:43.659 --> 00:45:46.510
or when to turn the tv off like you know, she's,
987
00:45:46.670 --> 00:45:49.000
she's very much like, well, when does the show end?
988
00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:50.320
Well, in 10 minutes.
989
00:45:50.420 --> 00:45:50.679
Okay.
990
00:45:50.699 --> 00:45:53.420
Well, when that wraps up, then we'll turn the TV off.
991
00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:56.280
It's not like it's eight o'clock. The TV goes off.
992
00:45:56.320 --> 00:46:00.070
We go to bed, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's
993
00:46:00.139 --> 00:46:00.769
just nice.
994
00:46:01.010 --> 00:46:03.769
It feels more flowing and nice.
995
00:46:04.030 --> 00:46:04.469
Yeah.
996
00:46:05.349 --> 00:46:05.550
Yeah.
997
00:46:05.849 --> 00:46:06.409
That's good.
998
00:46:06.690 --> 00:46:07.289
I like that.
999
00:46:07.710 --> 00:46:08.050
Oh, I did.
1000
00:46:08.369 --> 00:46:08.710
I did.
1001
00:46:09.010 --> 00:46:12.219
I realized, uh, this is not like a personality trait,
1002
00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:15.559
but I do, um, lock the doors all the.
1003
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:19.340
Time because of my mom. Oh, like when you're in
1004
00:46:19.360 --> 00:46:19.920
the locker.
1005
00:46:21.300 --> 00:46:22.070
Oh, interesting.
1006
00:46:22.260 --> 00:46:29.809
Everything was like, it was like Fort Knox. Fort Knox.
1007
00:46:30.690 --> 00:46:33.670
So I'm like that too. There's, there's not one door
1008
00:46:33.730 --> 00:46:38.360
that's left or a window open. I am always like click, click, click.
1009
00:46:38.940 --> 00:46:40.320
That's my stepfather too.
1010
00:46:41.480 --> 00:46:41.760
Really?
1011
00:46:41.780 --> 00:46:42.539
Oh yeah.
1012
00:46:42.579 --> 00:46:42.780
Yeah.
1013
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:46.300
I mean, you're going to think I'm kidding. I almost
1014
00:46:46.340 --> 00:46:49.639
can't even say it. This man was a robot.
1015
00:46:51.139 --> 00:46:51.219
Okay.
1016
00:46:53.139 --> 00:46:57.179
He, he one time locked me out of the house
1017
00:46:57.760 --> 00:46:59.889
when I was going to get the mail.
1018
00:46:59.909 --> 00:47:04.250
Oh my God. Just as soon as you left.
1019
00:47:05.030 --> 00:47:06.889
Yeah and he said well you should bring a key
1020
00:47:06.949 --> 00:47:11.150
with you i was like i went to get the
1021
00:47:11.369 --> 00:47:15.179
mail yeah like it's yeah so it's probably a little
1022
00:47:15.219 --> 00:47:19.440
different than fort locks over there but um but we
1023
00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:22.929
were on full-on lockdown at my house our house.
1024
00:47:22.730 --> 00:47:27.170
Was unlocked it was toronto and No one locked their doors.
1025
00:47:27.190 --> 00:47:32.570
Do you remember that Michael Moore documentary? Bowling for Columbine
1026
00:47:32.809 --> 00:47:35.210
came out and he tested the theory that in Canada,
1027
00:47:35.769 --> 00:47:38.809
nobody locks their doors and it was true. My parents'
1028
00:47:38.849 --> 00:47:42.309
door was always open. but then i remember the time
1029
00:47:42.349 --> 00:47:44.130
that that woman came into our house and took a
1030
00:47:44.170 --> 00:47:51.159
nap in their bed it sounds like it no i
1031
00:47:51.219 --> 00:47:53.940
told that story on the pod once like a stranger
1032
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:58.159
came and took a nap um who'd you inherit those
1033
00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:00.239
beautiful curls from fortune.
1034
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:05.659
I oh fortune okay oh not not tiggy's curls um
1035
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:08.260
i don't know maybe my grandfather my mom said he
1036
00:48:08.860 --> 00:48:11.119
might have i mean he it was straight but when
1037
00:48:11.139 --> 00:48:14.219
he was born his hair was curly but nobody else
1038
00:48:14.260 --> 00:48:18.340
had like a big curly head head like mine wow
1039
00:48:18.900 --> 00:48:22.699
oh curly head yeah curly head that's my nickname old curly.
1040
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:26.900
Head oh curly head dumpster tits and little cowboy all.
1041
00:48:26.579 --> 00:48:29.079
Right let's hear john's answer yeah.
1042
00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:34.699
Oh, I didn't realize I had to answer the question too.
1043
00:48:34.739 --> 00:48:38.420
And now my coward ass doesn't want to answer it.
1044
00:48:38.420 --> 00:48:43.099
So I feel, I feel bad about it.
1045
00:48:43.179 --> 00:48:48.659
It's like, it's like more provocative and like exposing than
1046
00:48:48.719 --> 00:48:50.559
I even really realized when I was asking and I
1047
00:48:50.599 --> 00:48:54.389
have to be real, but I have backed myself into
1048
00:48:54.429 --> 00:48:56.670
a corner here. So here we go. And I say
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00:48:56.710 --> 00:48:57.989
this and I encourage you to do the same. I
1050
00:48:58.030 --> 00:49:00.400
say this with so much love and compassion for my parents.
1051
00:49:00.420 --> 00:49:03.159
You obviously don't have to feel the same way for
1052
00:49:03.199 --> 00:49:10.480
your parents. I, I would say, okay, so, you know, my,
1053
00:49:10.969 --> 00:49:13.989
my parents are Southern. They are, they're both, they were
1054
00:49:14.010 --> 00:49:19.070
at one point kind of ministers, Presbyterian ministers. So there's
1055
00:49:19.110 --> 00:49:26.920
a kind of like, I would say there's almost a
1056
00:49:27.099 --> 00:49:35.429
pathological hosting quality, like a need to host something. Um,
1057
00:49:36.030 --> 00:49:39.230
that comes, a need to host and be friendly that
1058
00:49:39.289 --> 00:49:41.269
comes from such a good place of like wanting people
1059
00:49:41.329 --> 00:49:46.800
to feel, um, to feel good. Um, but it's, it's
1060
00:49:46.840 --> 00:49:49.800
kind of me potentially, it's not just them, but it's
1061
00:49:49.820 --> 00:49:53.460
like maybe turned me into a, a kind of Hawkeye
1062
00:49:54.280 --> 00:50:00.480
oppressive host that I almost like, you know, out of,
1063
00:50:00.940 --> 00:50:04.760
out of, out of love, I almost kind of, strangle
1064
00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:10.519
my guests to death, like, um, like of mice and
1065
00:50:10.579 --> 00:50:15.880
men style, you know, um, I, you know, and then
1066
00:50:15.900 --> 00:50:17.480
I would also say like, my dad's one of the
1067
00:50:17.500 --> 00:50:22.320
funniest people on earth and, um, and I've inherited his
1068
00:50:22.389 --> 00:50:30.349
kind of the, the way that funniness can, um, disarm people.
1069
00:50:30.860 --> 00:50:34.380
disarm people and make people feel good but also like
1070
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:37.559
it you know it's also a way to avoid conflict
1071
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:41.239
as as i know everyone on this podcast knows um
1072
00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:45.900
okay was that too tame i'm hoping to i'm hoping
1073
00:50:45.980 --> 00:50:50.519
to arouse something kind of juicier in y'all's responses i'm
1074
00:50:50.579 --> 00:50:53.179
sorry if i took the the coward's path here but
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00:50:53.559 --> 00:50:54.420
i love y'all.
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00:50:56.460 --> 00:50:59.139
I honestly thought he was gonna get to the end
1077
00:50:59.179 --> 00:51:04.260
and be like talk about how he inherited the quality
1078
00:51:04.340 --> 00:51:05.719
of rambling on.
1079
00:51:05.739 --> 00:51:13.110
I was like, that's what's coming. That's what's coming. But
1080
00:51:13.150 --> 00:51:14.690
that was a good answer. I love that.
1081
00:51:15.030 --> 00:51:18.789
I'm obsessed with the phrase, a Hawkeye oppressive host is
1082
00:51:20.010 --> 00:51:20.650
so funny.
1083
00:51:21.170 --> 00:51:24.469
That did make me realize that I over explain things.
1084
00:51:24.489 --> 00:51:27.690
I think I got that from my mom. Yeah.
1085
00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:31.500
He talks a lot about, or I think I've seen
1086
00:51:31.579 --> 00:51:35.789
him do stuff. Him and Cate Berlant were on Jimmy Fallon,
1087
00:51:35.829 --> 00:51:39.369
I think. And they were talking about like that Southern
1088
00:51:39.429 --> 00:51:42.070
like tension in the face of like every muscle in
1089
00:51:42.090 --> 00:51:42.550
the face.
1090
00:51:42.929 --> 00:51:43.300
Yeah.
1091
00:51:43.530 --> 00:51:46.119
Like when you relax at the, yeah.
1092
00:51:46.139 --> 00:51:46.320
Yeah.
1093
00:51:46.940 --> 00:51:47.820
Yeah, very funny.
1094
00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:51.489
He's just one of those people that's just funny to listen.
1095
00:51:51.269 --> 00:51:54.630
To no matter what he says. Well, this week is Thanksgiving.
1096
00:51:55.150 --> 00:51:56.150
It's in a couple days.
1097
00:51:56.329 --> 00:52:00.340
So this question does make me, when I'm around both
1098
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:05.079
my parents, want to sort of study to see if
1099
00:52:05.139 --> 00:52:08.079
there are other things that I have taken away from
1100
00:52:08.739 --> 00:52:09.679
their habits as well.
1101
00:52:10.179 --> 00:52:13.659
And do you all get together, including your dad and brothers?
1102
00:52:13.860 --> 00:52:20.199
This year we are. I rented a house. Just, you know, again,
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00:52:20.440 --> 00:52:21.340
with my mom's.
1104
00:52:21.099 --> 00:52:25.460
Situation, I want to take these times when everyone can be.
1105
00:52:25.380 --> 00:52:27.059
Together to make the most of that.
1106
00:52:27.400 --> 00:52:29.199
Yeah, yeah.
1107
00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:35.119
And have, you know, these share some cool moments together.
1108
00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:38.280
So we're all going to. come and stay in this
1109
00:52:38.300 --> 00:52:39.639
house together and yeah.
1110
00:52:39.679 --> 00:52:40.039
Nice.
1111
00:52:40.579 --> 00:52:44.340
And is that going to be in Belmont or nearby?
1112
00:52:44.380 --> 00:52:45.460
That will be in Belmont.
1113
00:52:45.500 --> 00:52:45.860
Yeah.
1114
00:52:46.119 --> 00:52:50.199
I have a show in Charlotte Friday night. Um, and
1115
00:52:50.320 --> 00:52:55.110
so the, all my nephews will be there and, and all, yeah, everybody.
1116
00:52:55.210 --> 00:52:57.510
It's going to be at your show or at the, yeah,
1117
00:52:57.570 --> 00:52:58.429
all this stuff. Yeah.
1118
00:52:58.630 --> 00:52:59.889
We're making a weekend of it.
1119
00:52:59.889 --> 00:53:03.429
We're going to eat the Thanksgiving, go to my show
1120
00:53:03.570 --> 00:53:05.650
in Charlotte and, And then I think we're going.
1121
00:53:05.570 --> 00:53:09.230
To all go see Zootopia, too. Oh, my God. It
1122
00:53:09.269 --> 00:53:13.360
comes out this weekend as well. Oh, my God. Are
1123
00:53:13.380 --> 00:53:18.179
y'all doing stuff for Thanksgiving? Yeah. I know Mae's Canadian.
1124
00:53:18.199 --> 00:53:22.480
I'm Canadian, but I'll be thinking about gratitude for sure. Oh, good.
1125
00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:23.130
There you go.
1126
00:53:23.179 --> 00:53:25.010
That's one of the things that I took from that
1127
00:53:25.329 --> 00:53:31.610
therapy retreat was gratitude. like, really actively practicing gratitude, thinking
1128
00:53:31.650 --> 00:53:33.829
every day about all the things I'm grateful for. It
1129
00:53:33.869 --> 00:53:36.969
seems so wishy-washy and basic, but I think it's kind
1130
00:53:36.989 --> 00:53:39.869
of a game changer just to before bed and in
1131
00:53:39.909 --> 00:53:42.539
the morning, think about all the things you're grateful for.
1132
00:53:42.780 --> 00:53:45.699
Well, yeah. And to go back to Andrea's poem, Tincture.
1133
00:53:45.719 --> 00:53:46.460
Yeah.
1134
00:53:46.699 --> 00:53:51.460
I mean, to me, that really conjures up so much
1135
00:53:51.539 --> 00:53:52.519
gratitude in.
1136
00:53:52.469 --> 00:53:56.559
My grateful for the good grateful for the bad grateful.
1137
00:53:56.139 --> 00:53:59.179
For everything yeah yeah i really do as i said
1138
00:53:59.219 --> 00:54:03.030
on the show when i'm feeling cold i think man
1139
00:54:04.449 --> 00:54:09.010
andrea would give anything to feel cold again you know
1140
00:54:10.170 --> 00:54:11.710
those little things yeah.
1141
00:54:12.050 --> 00:54:14.190
But it's every part of the human experience it.
1142
00:54:14.389 --> 00:54:17.760
Adds to the richness yeah yeah yeah it feels like
1143
00:54:17.800 --> 00:54:21.590
this thanksgiving will be uh, a more reflective time for
1144
00:54:21.630 --> 00:54:25.909
all of us for different reasons. And it definitely is
1145
00:54:25.969 --> 00:54:30.550
a time where, uh, I think the gratitude is high. Yeah.
1146
00:54:31.369 --> 00:54:34.929
And, and just, uh, I think we're all more aware
1147
00:54:34.989 --> 00:54:36.429
of it right now than usual.
1148
00:54:36.449 --> 00:54:36.530
Yeah.
1149
00:54:37.030 --> 00:54:41.489
Of course. Big time. Do you ever play that heads
1150
00:54:41.610 --> 00:54:43.719
up with your family or do you play games?
1151
00:54:44.690 --> 00:54:45.369
I hate games.
1152
00:54:45.690 --> 00:54:46.090
Okay.
1153
00:54:46.110 --> 00:54:46.250
Oh, yeah.
1154
00:54:46.329 --> 00:54:47.670
I forgot that you hate.
1155
00:54:51.210 --> 00:54:54.090
See, was that your stepfather coming out?
1156
00:54:54.929 --> 00:54:58.579
I think my mother hated games more than just like, ugh,
1157
00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:01.760
just put like cards, like shuffle, and then this is
1158
00:55:01.780 --> 00:55:03.420
your dice, and then blah, blah, blah.
1159
00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:05.760
That's such a funny dichotomy, don't you think?
1160
00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:10.860
The like playful pranker that's been like, ugh, games.
1161
00:55:11.050 --> 00:55:12.210
Because there's rules.
1162
00:55:12.369 --> 00:55:13.590
Like you have to.
1163
00:55:14.280 --> 00:55:16.659
take turns and then you roll the dice and then
1164
00:55:16.699 --> 00:55:19.199
you move the thing and then you pass go and
1165
00:55:19.239 --> 00:55:21.489
then you have to sit out for this one and
1166
00:55:21.530 --> 00:55:25.190
then you did it and it's like who cares put
1167
00:55:25.250 --> 00:55:29.989
it away and let's have a conversation hilarious yeah i hate.
1168
00:55:29.989 --> 00:55:33.269
Put it away let's look each other in the eye
1169
00:55:33.349 --> 00:55:37.840
and connect oh man see that's my nightmare i love
1170
00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:40.659
a game Oh, God, I know you do.
1171
00:55:40.920 --> 00:55:43.500
I think we're not like a game family, but we
1172
00:55:43.539 --> 00:55:44.550
have played games.
1173
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:52.699
Psychological game that too we have mind fucked each other
1174
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:57.480
so much see I'd rather you play a mind game
1175
00:55:57.519 --> 00:56:01.440
with me than roll dice and move pieces and pass
1176
00:56:01.539 --> 00:56:03.500
go no.
1177
00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:05.199
Like occasionally someone's like I've heard of this game let's
1178
00:56:05.239 --> 00:56:08.389
try it and I'm like oh okay we're kind of
1179
00:56:08.409 --> 00:56:11.730
like we go with the flow my family's eaters we're
1180
00:56:11.750 --> 00:56:16.929
just eating the whole time We're at Thanksgiving, the Thanksgiving meal,
1181
00:56:16.949 --> 00:56:18.550
talking about what we're going to eat for dinner the
1182
00:56:18.610 --> 00:56:19.289
next night.
1183
00:56:19.570 --> 00:56:21.190
You play spin the pie.
1184
00:56:21.210 --> 00:56:22.610
Yeah.
1185
00:56:22.699 --> 00:56:26.300
Everything is like, and then we'll eat leftovers tomorrow, and
1186
00:56:26.320 --> 00:56:27.539
then we'll go out for this, and.
1187
00:56:27.480 --> 00:56:28.300
Then we'll eat this.
1188
00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:29.860
I love leftovers.
1189
00:56:29.920 --> 00:56:30.739
That's nice.
1190
00:56:31.099 --> 00:56:31.539
Yeah.
1191
00:56:32.260 --> 00:56:34.639
I think I'm going to be filming. I think I'll
1192
00:56:34.659 --> 00:56:36.610
be in my space suit on Thanksgiving.
1193
00:56:36.619 --> 00:56:37.369
Oh, yeah.
1194
00:56:37.630 --> 00:56:41.570
So my family might fly out and spend it with me,
1195
00:56:41.650 --> 00:56:42.650
but who knows? Cute.
1196
00:56:43.269 --> 00:56:43.909
Cute.
1197
00:56:44.210 --> 00:56:45.230
Cute, girl.
1198
00:56:45.269 --> 00:56:45.690
Cute.
1199
00:56:45.750 --> 00:56:47.150
Well, I love it.
1200
00:56:47.809 --> 00:56:48.340
I love you.
1201
00:56:49.150 --> 00:56:49.780
I love you, too.
1202
00:56:50.489 --> 00:56:51.269
I love you.
1203
00:56:51.550 --> 00:56:52.699
I love you.
1204
00:56:52.820 --> 00:56:56.880
And I also love that I have a stand-up tour starting,
1205
00:56:56.920 --> 00:56:57.480
you guys.
1206
00:56:57.500 --> 00:56:57.880
Nice.
1207
00:56:57.920 --> 00:56:58.800
Oh, my God.
1208
00:56:58.900 --> 00:57:03.159
Mm-hmm. It's called the– I didn't go with the– what.
1209
00:57:03.019 --> 00:57:04.179
Was the name?
1210
00:57:04.199 --> 00:57:04.500
Not My Best.
1211
00:57:04.539 --> 00:57:04.900
Not My Best.
1212
00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:05.079
Okay.
1213
00:57:08.969 --> 00:57:11.849
Oh, that is a good title. Um, no, this one
1214
00:57:11.909 --> 00:57:15.349
is called, this tour is called out of nowhere. So
1215
00:57:15.570 --> 00:57:19.849
go to Tignotaro.com and get your tickets for the out
1216
00:57:19.869 --> 00:57:24.119
of nowhere tour, which this material came from, which everything comes.
1217
00:57:23.900 --> 00:57:25.420
From out of nowhere.
1218
00:57:25.440 --> 00:57:29.860
And, um, also come see me in the good light
1219
00:57:29.960 --> 00:57:33.280
is available on Apple TV now. And that is the
1220
00:57:33.400 --> 00:57:38.179
Andrea Gibson and Meg Fowley documentary that I produced. And, um,
1221
00:57:39.070 --> 00:57:42.280
Starfleet Academy will be starting in January. So that's what
1222
00:57:42.300 --> 00:57:43.139
I've got going on.
1223
00:57:43.659 --> 00:57:47.099
I'm in Charlotte, North Carolina this Friday. And then in December,
1224
00:57:47.139 --> 00:57:51.619
I'll be in St. Petersburg, Florida and Orlando, Florida. Then
1225
00:57:51.679 --> 00:57:55.909
finishing the year off in Norfolk, Virginia, Salt Lake City, Vancouver,
1226
00:57:56.090 --> 00:57:59.650
and then New Year's Eve in Seattle. And then right
1227
00:57:59.690 --> 00:58:02.789
after that, New Orleans, Mobile and Atlanta.
1228
00:58:03.400 --> 00:58:04.780
Lovely. Lovely.
1229
00:58:05.159 --> 00:58:09.039
And I'm kicking off my first North American tour, uh,
1230
00:58:09.539 --> 00:58:13.940
end of February. And so those tickets are still on sale,
1231
00:58:13.940 --> 00:58:18.460
35 cities, uh, and check it out. Um, I think
1232
00:58:18.559 --> 00:58:25.260
it's maymartin.net. Uh, yeah. And I'm always in LA doing
1233
00:58:25.300 --> 00:58:27.840
shows as well and check out wayward on Netflix.
1234
00:58:29.070 --> 00:58:32.650
Yeah, let's get it up to a trillion views. Also
1235
00:58:32.909 --> 00:58:38.480
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00:58:44.639 --> 00:58:49.739
Yeah, it's a really fun little show. group of people
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00:58:49.889 --> 00:58:52.869
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1240
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1242
00:58:58.329 --> 00:59:01.829
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00:59:02.909 --> 00:59:06.809
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1244
00:59:06.949 --> 00:59:11.440
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00:59:11.500 --> 00:59:16.739
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