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Welcome to Grandpa Is Him the podcast that digs into the smelliest, funniest and most unexpected historical moments.
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I'm your host, lynn Dimmick, and joining me today are my three brave guests Luke Blake and McCoy.
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Thanks for having us Grandpa, ready to make history sneak here.
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You know I thought podcasts were supposed to be classy, but I'm here for it.
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I'm still processing that I am on a podcast about farts.
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Let's do this.
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All right, let's jump in, starting with medieval England and Roland the Farter.
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Ever heard of him?
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Wait, Roland the who.
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Roland the Farter, officially hired by King Henry II for one specific performance.
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Every Christmas he'd do a jump, a whistle and a fart.
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In return, he got land and a manor.
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So you're saying this guy farted his way into real estate.
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That's one way to put it in the Zobberty ladder estate.
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That's one way to put it in the sovereignty ladder.
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Exactly, and Roland was not alone.
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In medieval Ireland they had professional farters called braggatori.
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Those guys performed for nobles and got paid in meat Like literally steaks and roasts.
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Yep, impress the chieftains with your gas, and dinner was served.
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Honestly, medieval life sounds both simpler and way stranger.
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Alright, that's the circle of life.
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Moving forward in time, we meet Joseph Pujol, stage name Le Pentelmange.
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This 19th century French entertainer was famous for his precise let's just say rear-end control.
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Oh, what kind of control are we talking about here?
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All right, just listen to this for a minute.
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He could inhale air into his bathside and then expel it musically, imitate animals and even blow out camels.
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He performed at the Moulin Rouge to sold out crowds.
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That sounds like something good.
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That's impressive.
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It's a really weird power Kind of sounds like a superpower.
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I'd pay money just to see how confused the audience was, for real Of course you would.
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Speaking of superpowers ever heard of Mr Methane.
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Is this a Marvel hero?
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I missed.
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Almost.
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He's a modern performer who wears a superhero costume and farts classical music.
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He even appeared on Britain's Got Talent.
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Imagine telling your parents that you're a career choice, and now people even sell their farts online in jars.
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Talk about gas.
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Historically farting wasn't just humor.
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It reminded everyone, including kings, that we're all human.
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Philosophers even discussed it.
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Remember you are immortal and occasionally gassy.
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I think we found our next inspirational quote.
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Please no.
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To wrap it up, arts have earned people manners, meat and massive popularity.
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Any thoughts on today's Winfield History Tour guys?
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Um no, this is like overall.
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Why would people pay for that?
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I'm mostly impressed by the career paths available if you're willing to get creative.
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I think that we just proved history doesn't have to be boring.
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It can also be hilarious and a bit smelly.
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I could not have said it better myself.
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Thanks to Luke Blake and McCoy for joining, and thanks to everyone listening.
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Until next time, keep history weird and wonderful.
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This is Grandpa's Hymn.