Finding Serenity in Crypto Risk Management with CEO of Cloudwall Kyle Downey

New Sode of Glitter Ledger Season 3 Episode 4 with Kyle Downey.  It’s been a busy week with Airdrops of Jupiter in her hair not found at Fredrick Fekkai and other insufferable tragedies.  I’ve been on the lam in between Gstaad and Sidi Bou Said with ample bosom time to short the Vix, chainsmoke and ponder matters that have been plaguing my icy yet asbergers soul

-Is there Valium in the metaverse?

-Should I do the Monologue from Fight Club when describing my investment thesis? 

-Would well-dressed commies have supported decentralization?

-Do Merkle Trees grow in Palm Beach?

-Can you rip cigs on a (poorly decorated) private plane?

-Why aren’t their more female led high thread count rug pulls?

Then, I changed the sign above my stepdaughter’s canopy bed from Live Laugh Love to Read Write Own painted by my dear friend Jeff Koons.  I came to the painstaking realization that we are indeed in the Taylor Swift New Era of l’internet. Why? Because if le bebe can can become OnlyFans celebrity on Urbit, trade perps on Dexes, and achieve gains that ultimately finance a home in Mustique alongside Princess Marge, and Jae Kwon, then I must release my misconception that any smart contract needs to be reviewed by my Attorney. 

I digress, Back at Glitter Ledger Headquarters, reminiscing over a former lover who was the Head of Risk Management at Lehman brothers, I realize that if I want my stepdaughter to have a profitable Web3 Only Fans career, then I must become risk averse diverse head nurse.

I thought of no guest more appropriate than a former high tiered Morgan Stanley Does Asia IT Quant, with a light stint on Silicon Alley, turned Risk Crypto Entrepreneur. Kyle Downey CEO of Cloudwall. He gives Daddy of DeFi energy with not quite silver hair that is palpable and respected. 

We met at the St Regis during an Aave Flashloans and Dog Lover meet up  I posted on a dark web subeddit thread hosted by me and my nanny. 

Wearing beat up Louboutins I described my fervent anger there were no sophisticated digital asset risk management platforms for my Quasi Family Office in Guantanamo Bay.  This dapper older man dressed in his own Crypto merch and rich person glasses recognized an incoming panic attack. Serenity, he explained is not only a mindset but a tool that can help you maintain the lifestyle to which you are accustomed.

 He went to explain that I could use a state-of-the-art software to efficiently manage intricate portfolios of my digital assets, alongside onlyfans on Urbit to predict where I could fail.. All I need is Serenity, indeed. Read Write Own. Thank you Kyle.