Luke: We can't leave it on your own.
Matt: I'm gonna refer to my notes
Tasha: You can't be trusted.
Matt: and then I'm gonna ask Tash and Luke maybe some questions, what they think the answer might be about the stats that I've pulled. How does that sound, Luke and Tash?
Luke: Sounds amazing.
Matt: Brilliant.
Tasha: And considering you thought you're going to do this alone, how would you ask us questions?
Matt: Correct. Well it
Luke: Yeah, how would you ask yourself?
Tasha: Who would you ask?
Matt: That's a great question, and I will answer
Tasha: Ha ha.
Matt: that near the end of the episode. Now
Luke: Or will you? Ha.
Tasha: he's got an AI friend Luke. He's built he's made a friend. His name is ChatGPT.
Matt: Which?
Tasha: Ferdinand.
Luke: Which?
Matt: Is that a is that a dungeon caller dungeon crawler call reference? No, okay.
Tasha: No.
Luke: No.
Tasha: I mean it could be, who knows?
Matt: I'm gonna start us off with some questions about and I I know that this is your favorite segment. So I'm gonna ask you some questions about true or flays.
Tasha: Mm.
Matt: I'm gonna start you off with an easy one. who has won the most games of true or flays?
Luke: Uhhhh
Matt: Is it me or is it you guys?
Luke: This is why he wanted to do it in his own tash. Interesting, interesting stats. You'll find
Tasha: Yeah, that's exactly why. Hmm.
Matt: huh.
Luke: out that actually I have won all of them.
Matt: Is that your answer, Luke?
Luke: Yeah, you've actually won all of them, think, Congratulations.
Tasha: It's it's you. Mm-hmm.
Matt: Cool. How many games of True or Flays have we played so far? There's
Luke: my god. How many episodes has that been,
Matt: been fourteen episodes.
Luke: So I reckon 12.
Tasha: I'd say ten.
Matt: Cl i not a million miles away. Seven. We've only actually played it seven times. Yeah.
Luke: what a shame.
Tasha: no so so sad sad see sad
Matt: We w
Luke: sad. Sad tears.
Matt: now. how many times how many times have I said pig at the disco while introducing or talking about the segment True or Flaze?
Tasha: I don't know.
Luke: Are these stats we actually care about, Matt? I don't know, let's find out.
Matt: I don't know. Let's find out.
Luke: Why don't we click it and see if we find out. Four times, Matt.
Tasha: twelve.
Matt: Luke, like absolutely bang on. Like I have s you
Luke: I know, I know the stats really well. I've analysed all this stuff.
Tasha: There you go.
Matt: you also downloaded the transcripts and put them into Google Gemini.
Luke: Yeah, yeah. And just said, me stuff that's useless.
Matt: yeah. it four times I have uttered the phrase pig at the disco, which is definitely I think we can
Luke: concern.
Matt: w when we start talking about merch, I'm starting to think that this might be a this this might be it is.
Tasha: Peg at the disco. That's your that's your go to, is it? Okay.
Luke: if get the disc going.
Tasha: Son your t-shirts now folks. Bye. Peg at the disco.
Matt: The pig at the disco
Luke: Pig of the Disco.
Tasha: What would that look like?
Matt: now what a pig at the disco Have you seen
Luke: Let's ask Chachie P.T.
Tasha: Yeah.
Matt: that picture of Michael Gove at a rave?
Tasha: No.
Matt: it'd be a bit like that. so
Tasha: Okay.
Matt: okay, so who is the uncontested champion of lateness? Is it me? Is it Tash or is it Luke?
Luke: There's no such thing as lateness. It's perception, it's
Tasha: No, in our case it's you.
Matt: Interesting.
Luke: perception.
Tasha: No, no, there's definitely late. You were half an hour late. It's you.
Luke: it. No, when? Today? You? I was here before you today. Ha ha ha. And I wasn't even meant to be here.
Tasha: once well done Congrats.
Matt: Episode nine, Luke was thirty minutes late. Ep epis
Luke: Haha.
Tasha: Correct.
Matt: episode six, Luke was nineteen minutes late.
Luke: It's getting better, right?
Tasha: Correct.
Matt: As I believe has otherwise missed one full episode. Tash has been absent for two episodes, both due to powerlifting competitions.
Tasha: have the two medals to prove it.
Luke: How do you know the times I was late, I wasn't powerlifting?
Tasha: Because you were asleep. Because you told us, you idiot.
Luke: How do you know? okay, fine. You idiot.
Matt: yeah, because we actually have we we have a record of why you were late. So
Luke: We have the stats.
Matt: a list of the Hall of Fame, Luke's excuses for being late.
Luke: Wow, wow you've really gone to town him. How are you going to do this on your own Matt? I was mixing cement.
Tasha: Mixing cement. Was mixing cement one? I was asleep.
Matt: yeah making sympathies one of them.
Luke: That was true, I was mixing cement.
Tasha: I forgot. Genuinely I forgot, right?
Luke: It's like, who are you guys? yeah.
Matt: Yeah. I I believe you were mixing cement on your birthday as well, which is really sad.
Luke: I was... I was... That was a big day. Who
Matt: Yeah.
Luke: mixes cement in January, right?
Tasha: You
Luke: yeah. yeah. Apparently.
Matt: Apparently you yeah. there was an IKEA assembly incident. You were teaching your daughter how to build IKEA furniture and setting up a smart player.
Luke: See these are all life lessons, right? Mixing cement, building IKEA furniture. So these are things you have to
Matt: Right.
Luke: do in life. What's the third one? Come on.
Matt: You excavated your entire loft to try to find your daughter's phase four page school story?
Luke: That was tough. And actually, just to call that out, she got published. That story got published. That story got published. And you can buy it on Amazon. You can buy it on Amazon. Yeah.
Matt: Whoa. That worth it. Worth it. I believe it wasn't in the Kirilli. well send me the link and I'll put it in the show notes. I believe
Luke: Okay.
Matt: that it wasn't in the loft, was it? In the end, it was somewhere else.
Luke: No, yeah, it wasn't in the loft at the end. It was in some random box of other paperwork. So I
Tasha: Amazing.
Luke: literally excavated the whole loft and cleared it all out. And yeah, it's here Luke found it.
Matt: That is the one, genuinely, that is the one where I'm like, absolute free pass as far as that's concerned, because that would have been heartbreaking for the poor girl. Yeah, yeah.
Luke: Yeah, it was. It was destroying.
Tasha: Mm.
Matt: and you also you translated
Tasha: Mm.
Matt: British summertime into Eastern Seaboard time, which meant you were half an hour. One of them you were half an hour late for. Yeah.
Luke: That was probably the best excuse that I made up at the time. I mean, that was true.
Matt: and one of them we
Tasha: Pretty sure you just fell asleep.
Matt: Yeah, we just s episode six episode six you just fell asleep on the sofa. who is
Luke: I did actually fall asleep once now. Yeah, yeah. That was a big day.
Matt: Who of the three of us talks the most? Is it Luke, me
Luke: you just like just yeah it's
Tasha: You
Luke: not contesting that stuff
Matt: Fair enough.
Luke: Yeah.
Matt: Who holds the record for the longest individual monologue?
Luke: Probably me.
Matt: Yes, it's Luke, no.
Tasha: They say me.
Luke: it's not probably quite close though it's probably quite close
Tasha: What was your monologue?
Luke: i've had a few
Tasha: Ha ha.
Matt: you tend to go down rabbit holes about Fibonacci sequences, nineteen nineties arcade
Luke: Yes.
Matt: machines and virtual AI companies. That's great. Yeah.
Luke: That's fantastic stats that the AI knows me. Fibonacci sequence.
Matt: all right. okay, let's have a look at some of the other stats as well. Thank you for playing. I I think everyone's winning at the moment. We are all
Luke: We are all winners, especially our viewers.
Matt: winners. Alright, so dick digg d
Tasha: Who's done the most intros and outros?
Matt: God don't have that stat, how upsetting. Okay. Hang on yeah yeah yeah hang on. Alright.
Tasha: We'll get it now. Ask it a aye. Yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Luke: Can we stop and just go and find it now, Matt? It's really important.
Matt: Who who has Let's see if it does it. I don't know. It might, it might not. Nothing nothing like a podcast where people are just googling things or looking things up on AI. It's it's think does he? Probably. Is that a
Luke: Joe Rogan does it, we can do it. Yeah, Jamie bring that shit up. We need a Jamie. Actually me and Tash should just call you Matt. Matt bring that shit up. What does that? Yeah.
Matt: You bring that shit up.
Luke: Bring that shit up.
Matt: Stop delegating. I Thank you. I'm not falling for that one, Tash.
Tasha: We will, but you do it so much better.
Luke: We are natural delegates, Matt. And Tash feeds your ego as well, that's brilliant. What a team. What a team. That t-shirt looks really good on you, Matt, by the way. Yeah, that's a good look. Yeah, bring that.
Matt: This one. Every to be fair, Luke, every t-shirt looks good on me.
Luke: Really.
Matt: Matt has done the most intros, taking on
Luke: course.
Matt: nine of the fourteen episodes. The crew clearly tried to establish a rotating schedule, which they argue about in episodes four and episode seven. But
Luke: Haha! Haha!
Matt: as the host, Matt always ends up taking the reins. Tash has done three, Luke has only done two. slacking off.
Tasha: What about the outros? I'm pretty
Luke: Shocking shocking
Tasha: sure I've done quite a few though.
Luke: Your first one was in very American accent. You did like very American accent.
Matt: you've done yeah, you've done three. Yeah it was. Yeah.
Tasha: Was it? Please remember the X's are here, here, and here and don't get knocked the fuck out on your way out. Bye.
Luke: Bye.
Matt: The easy tash, which was the name of the short that we put out,
Tasha: Yeah.
Matt: is our highest performing
Luke: us.
Matt: short that we put out on
Tasha: Is it?
Matt: YouTube. Yeah, it is like by quite a way actually. Well
Luke: Yeah, we won't talk about the numbers, but it's fair.
Matt: the numbers are in in terms of YouTube, the numbers are low. But like as for us, it's like whoop whoop.
Luke: But for us, yeah, phenomenal. Yeah. You
Tasha: Ha ha!
Luke: have to start at the bottom and grow, right?
Matt: I've got like and it we'll we'll we'll end this here because we've got to wrap up and get on to the actual episode that we're doing. But it's very exciting, and I'm not gonna spoil anything else about this, but I I got an email from a games company. It's just a little indie indie company, it might be like one or you know, one or two people, and they said,
Tasha: Mm.
Matt: Hi, I found your work. While looking for active gaming podcasts.
Luke: Nice.
Matt: and they would like us to feature their game and and chat about
Luke: course.
Matt: it. And I went, I went,
Tasha: Yeah.
Matt: have I got a segment for you? Which
Tasha: True, you're flays.
Matt: is why I won't tell you who it's from or
Luke: Daha!
Matt: what it's about. But I'm very much looking forward to the next episode where we play through or played. It's I know.
Tasha: there's a real game involved with people actually talking to us like, no.
Luke: Yeah, but we could actually do like podcasts in the game world as well at some point.
Matt: I'm like I've I I'm up for all of these things. Anyway. what
Luke: a big fan of that. Everyone knows I need an avatar, you don't want to look at this.
Matt: you I wanna look at that. Yeah.
Luke: Aw, thanks man. Yeah.
Matt: yeah, I got ya. I got your back. I like looking at your faces, both of yes.
Luke: Kiss.
Matt: All right, okay, that's enough for that. We're gonna sign off like Was that is that something I should could I should No, let's do it. just gonna wrap it up nice and tight. I'll edit that bit out so it looks like we're super profesh.
Luke: I did one bit on that.
Tasha: Are we?
Matt: edit which bit out?
Luke: All right,
Matt: Edit? Edit? Edit Edit.
Tasha: A black.
Matt: thank you all for watching GameProd Pod and the people that have sent in suggestions for topics, given us feedback. just just told us that they liked it, or even a couple of people that have told us that it it's terrible. Thank you to all of you. We love you all. Like and
Luke: We love you all. Haters and lovers.
Matt: yeah, we hate you know, hate is gonna hate, but we're gonna love you all the same. Thank you for watching. We're gonna be back in about a month's
Luke: I just need hugs.
Matt: time with another episode. They do probably just need a big old hug. Thanks everybody. We will see you
Luke: just need hugs. We all need hugs, right? Thank you.
Matt: next time on GameProd Pod. Like and subscribe and all that nonsense.
Luke: See you on the flip.
Matt: Yeah. Side.
Tasha: Bye guys.
Luke: side.