#116 - Bluetooth Dentures & Other Glorious Absurdities

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Welcome to a free idea podcast with your host, talking about fixed dental ideas.
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I, uh, imagine teeth, teeth fly. Let's see, somebody gets punched,
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that, boom, they fly. Uh, teeth with wheels, boom.
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AI on teeth.
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Teeth that crinkle and winkle and sizzle and pizzle,
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Teeth that,
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chew for you How about dentures?
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Dentures with Bluetooth that if you can't find them, you can ping them on your phone Bone.
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Facial recognition. Dentures, because why not? Teeth with cameras.
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It'll be perfect for people that smile a lot.
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Teeth. Teeth that walk.
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Teeth that run. It's so dumb,
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It's so dumb Oh I got it I got a slow bit There you go Slow a bit Boom That's
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what I'm talking about That's what I'm talking about over here sir,
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Uh, teeth that glow in the dark.
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Mmm, teeth. I gotta move. Sorry, dog. I gotta move now. Boing.
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Boing. Two. All right.
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I ain't ready myself out. No siree, no siree. There we go, there we go.
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Okay, um.
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Phones that Connect to your teeth Through bluetooth And play music,
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Teeth that play music Okay that one is actually Pretty futuristic It's a denture
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That vibrates Inside of your mouth And Transfers music,
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Through bone And I know you were thinking You're crazy Boy, let me tell you
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a little bit about thermodynamics and physics.
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And sound logistics,
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There is a way to make your bones vibrate sound,
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And you can hear it It's incredible See, I put my elbows on this machine that
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vibrates music And then I put my hands covering my ears,
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And I could hear the music as if the bones are transferring it through my hands on my ears,
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So it's definitely possible Teeth that play music through vibration,
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How about teeth that speak for you?
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Teeth that open your mouth and chew automatically EggCoin.
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Now, of course, this would be powered by gasoline, gas-powered, diesel-powered team.
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In some future, I know this is silly because there are more than honors,
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but in some far, far future, it could be possible to put a very,
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very, very, very, very slim and small motor that could do that.
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Who never knows? Never knows.
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Back in that day We couldn't have gas power phones But then the lithium battery
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came And now we have phones that are powered for days,
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Imagine that Imagine a very small battery that could power those teeth Um,
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Flower Flower Flower.com That's interesting That's interesting A whole sub and a coat for $8,
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I don't know about you But that's a recession mark Recession flag,
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There's been a couple recession flags out there And they're very peculiar But
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they're nonetheless there.
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Anyways, I ain't talking about that but teeth that are able to tell the truth,
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or a lie, the lie detector teeth.
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That way, it would make sense for someone to say, you're lying through your team.
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Silliness. How about pants? Pants that walk for you.
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Pants that carry weight for you. Pants with music.
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Pants that change color.
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Like the paint for cars, that it's all rainbow-y.
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How about pants that change color Depending on where you're looking at them from,
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Like those cards, the holographic cards That'd be fun How about,
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How about Pants that change with your mood You know that mood,
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Mood changing paint That they put on Necklaces and rings Okay,
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let's just For fun Let's put that paint All over some shorts Or pants Let's do some pants,
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I'm curious What a disaster that would be,
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Like You know it changes color According to temperature So It'll be hilarious To see,
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Pants changing color in certain areas You know which ones I'm talking about.
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The knees, of course, the knees The knees will be highlighted The knees bees Honeydew,
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Pants that are gas-powered Gas-powered pants for absolutely no reason,
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Pants that when you fart There is a layer of fruit.
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And it smells like fruit. See, they never thought about that one.
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That's an interesting one. No one has ever thought about products for farts.
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I think none. I think not.
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Like, we have perfume for our sweat. We have deodorant. We have to smell good
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on our armpits. We have toothbrushes for our teeth.
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We have hair gels.
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But we don't have a fart.
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Smell Changer.
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Curious, and I'm curious. I haven't looked it up, but we don't have a product like that.
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Not that I know of, like a thing that you can drink and it changes the smell
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of your fart for the rest of the day.
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Perfumated, smells good.
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Like a bathe pen. That's funny. They have like chocolate flavor Bape pen or
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chocolate smelling Bape.
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Imagine that concentrated liquid, but for farts. Drink this elixir,
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and your farts smell like chocolate cake.
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And it smells good. Like good.
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Like really good. Like people will be lunchtime eating around you,
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and you fart. You throw a silent one that nobody knows about.
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And then you go, wow, that smells like chocolate cake. Is somebody's birthday today?
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They smell They go, wow, it smells like popcorn Is that extra butter?
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You got the extra butter smelling fart Now with more flavor,
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40% off So you get See, there's no products,
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for that Because I bet you somebody out there has an issue with farts Farting
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a lot And smelling a lot and feels conscious about it, and he's like,
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I wish I could stop eating,
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I don't know, coconut to make my fart smell good.
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Instead, it just smells like spoiled coconut.
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So here's the thing. Everything that you eat, it always smells rotten when it comes out.
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So the elixir that you drink has to be rotten so that when it comes out,
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it smells good, smells pure.
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Or you stick one of those car perfumators that you stick on your air vents,
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on the AC vents in your car, you know, the ones that have like a stick that
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clamps on. All right, you stick that in there.
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Yeah, you put that in there. And every time you fart, it smells like a fresh car.
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Call it the Ford special, new car special.
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Yeah, and then all these car manufacturers can buy their own smell.
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I'm thinking like a businessman over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's clientele.
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There's clientele. You know, Ferrari makes their own perfumator,
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so it smells like one, like leather.
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Tesla makes its own, so it smells like Ergodynamics.
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Give it some weird, dumbass name that somehow makes sense to the male mind.
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Like, this smells like blue steel. Oh.
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This smells like mission accomplished. Oh.
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This smells like fresh cut wood. Oh.
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You ever pay attention to the deodorant smell names?
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Tiger, passion. They have nothing to do with anything conceivable that you'll ever come across.
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New tool set kit smell.
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This one smells like a newly purchased power drill.
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With greasy drill bits. This one smells like a new box of screws and nails.
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You know they have a smell.
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You know they have a nice smell. This one smells like gasoline in the morning.
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But give it a give it a very sus name like um morning dew gasoline morning dew valvoline.
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Which which are some gas stations that are very known for shell shell morning,
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morning shell afternoon.
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And then when you come back from work, you also put gas. It smells different.
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It smells different in the morning versus the night.
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See, that's the thing. Nobody talks about that, but it does. It does.
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And I think it has to do with being tired and the temperature of the day and
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what it does to the heat and the gases expanding.
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It's all about thermodynamics.
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See, this episode is all about thermodynamics. mix that that's how i can feel
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feel smart about it just throw sprinkle a couple of high level words,
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yeah big picture big picture big picture um.
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Saloon, I don't know how a saloon would have smelled back in the day,
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cowboy saloon, but there's a, there's gotta be a perfume or deodorant out there
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that has that title, uh, car wash smell,
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okay, enough, enough, enough, enough,
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another idea is why don't we sell, um, these car logos that you can modify them,
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You know what jumps I'm talking about?
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Every time I look behind a car, every car has a brand. And they have like a
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big old sticker of that brand. Like the Ford has a sticker of Ford.
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The Chevrolet has that plus sign logo.
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I think the Audi has the Olympic circles.
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From the Olympics.
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Why can't that just be detachable and then you can pimp it out your own way by buying different,
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brand stickers? Like, brands could still sell their own brand,
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but, you know, tweak it out a bit, put some neon green, some neon yellow.
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Like, there's people out there that like to do that stuff.
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And there's people that they know they're poor and they will always be poor,
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and they're like, well, might as well make my car look nice.
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And they put a spoiler in it for no reason to a car that doesn't,
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should not have a spoiler.
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Yeah, that's the type of clientele you're looking for. That person will buy your thing.
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Yeah, you're wondering how I know, but wonder no more.
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It's all in the law of thermodynamics. It's all written in there somewhere.
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Somewhere in there who wrote the law by the way you'll never know you'll never know you'll never know,
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and that's good that's good we don't always have to know everything in this
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world sometimes it's better to be for it to be a mystery and to,
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fake some origin story,
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sometimes a story that it's all perfumated with new car leather smell it's better,
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than a story with a fart smell that is true and factual,
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but it just doesn't smell good.
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Sometimes you just want to say that a king back in the day wrote the unicorn
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that smelled like fresh apples, when in fact, there was never a king,
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And unicorns don't exist. And fresh apples didn't grow back then. Yeah.
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So, I think that comes from video games.
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Everything is customizable in video games, and it has proven that you can sell it to people easily.
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Sell skins for everything. because people get bored of the same character,
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like stuff don't really change, but the looks of it does, and people pay money for that.
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So since we're hitting a recession, I mean, since we've been in a recession
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for many years already, ain't nobody getting new cars.
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Might as well pimp your old car, make it look good.
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It could look fresh with a new skin,
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put some stickers in it, put some, change some logos. I make it cheap.
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But that's the other thing. Car manufacturers are always like pumping cars that
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are unrepairable, and then they go, I'm going to make money by repairing them.
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And it's not working out for them. So what they should do next is,
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I'm gonna make Unrepairable cars And I'm gonna sell skins for them Boom Now
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you make money Make Make Customizable stuff that you can just clamp on these cars,
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Like I told you Logos that look different I know that some of these cars Have
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highlights They have like a black plastic thing here and there, they have a,
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chrome lining here and there, alright, all that you can change it,
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I'd like a thing that you can put on top of it, neon, neon green neon colors,
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add things that can snap on so the car looks meaner but adds nothing of value
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other than looking meaner like a fake spoiler and some fake Benz on the hood.
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Yeah, you don't have to sell a car with them on it. You can just sell them as add-ons.
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Uh-huh.
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And then, you can have China copy it and sell it for cheaper. Ha ha, free market.
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Oh no, the free market one is truly being free.
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With no rail guards. Nothing. Nothing.
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Damn, China is a real free market over there.
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They just copy each other all the time. They're like, you made that? Hmm, I made that.
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I like how I made it And then just Own it Whoever makes it better Marks it better,
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Sells it for cheaper Boom China China done China done.
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Chains What about chains? Chains
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have never changed It's always been Kind of gray And irony And rusty,
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They can paint them They can paint them But usually the ones that are like super,
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super heavy duty, they just, they're just like natural color.
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We could also, you could also paint them, but it won't last.
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I know it won't last. But they could.
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People have the choice to buy the red ones, the yellow ones.
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That's a recession flag right there. That's a recession flag.
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And we start thinking about customizing random objects because we don't feel,
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the power to purchase anything new. Um...
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Another recession flag is how many people have their windows open during traffic?
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I see more and more people having their windows open during traffic.
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And you know what that means? That means their AC is not working and they are not repairing it.
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Huge assumption. Maybe they just like the wind, the fresh air of the morning.
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Maybe that's it. Maybe that's it.
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But look around you I feel like I see more people with windows open Slightly,
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Uh Ain't nobody fixing that AC, sir Cost too much money Cost too much money Uh, what else?
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What else? What else?
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Um H-E-B being fuller During weekends Like, god damn How many HIVs do we have in the city?
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Like one every two blocks And y'all still Filling it up,
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And the Costco and the Sam's Club Fool Fool Like guys Are we doing okay?
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Do we have money? When there's more memes about people Saying that Uh Going
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grocery shopping It's a financial hit,
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When people skip meals in order to save money.
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When people are losing weight because it's expensive to eat.
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Die. Die.
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What's something that nobody would ever buy?
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That people would question you for even making?
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Oh, I'm thinking of a lot of stuff. But we're gonna keep it PG-13 in here PG-13,
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Yeah, we're not dwelling deep Um Cause they'll buy cars And they'll buy tires.
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I think sunglasses in the shape of stars. Like, why?
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I don't know. That was a different time back in the 70s, I guess.
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But are you still making those today?
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They look good, but what is the social event where you use them?
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Other than like once in a lifetime.
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Once in a lifetime.
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No wind, no fee. Thomas J. Henry. The 18-wheeler lawyer.
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Speed limit. Speed limit signs, I guess.
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I'm running dry. I'm running dry, guys. It's been 20 minutes or so of really
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incredible, sophisticated, once-in-a-lifetime ideas that you've been hearing
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about. And the well is running dry.
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It does. It does.
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But it's a beautiful day. Beautiful day in Austin. The sun is shining.
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We have dark clouds on one side and light blue clouds on another side.
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And somebody without a chin right next to me.
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Well, maybe I shouldn't be saying that, because I don't have a chin either.
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But I have the beard to cover it up.
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That's men's makeup right there. The beards and the mustaches.
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That's the equivalent of makeup for the guys.
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That's it. That's it.
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We have trees. We have fauna. Fauna.
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You ever heard of lightning and the balls of lightning?
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I don't know what they're called in English, but I know in Spanish they're called centellas.
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You have rayos y centellas, relámpagos y centellas.
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Yeah, it's a ball of lightning. Pretty cool. I would love to see one in real
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life, but I bet you that it's also real scary.
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And I don't know if it's very true but there's stories about him the balls of lightning would appear.
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Zooming around and if you touch it you die,
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and if it appears in a room you must get into the center of the room because
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it will follow the sides of the walls,
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I don't know,
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It's a phenomenon, a phenomenon, a phenomena. That'd be so cool.
00:25:01.429 --> 00:25:09.689
This thing, this thing, though, there's so much AI now going around, so much fake videos.
00:25:10.442 --> 00:25:15.112
I saw one with one of those balls flying around, and he's just too perfect.
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And yeah, just too perfect. And you know, he's AI. And I was like, man, that sucks.
00:25:20.253 --> 00:25:24.992
And then I've seen AI videos About somebody going into a lake And finding some
00:25:24.992 --> 00:25:28.427
weird fish Very rare, very weird,
00:25:29.396 --> 00:25:33.232
With tentacles And strange things And some of them are like,
00:25:33.232 --> 00:25:38.812
yeah, that's definitely AI And others are like Whoa, is that really a different species?
00:25:39.317 --> 00:25:41.703
Like, they just do a small Tweak on a real fish,
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And then there's videos of AI But all blurred Blurry in purpose Almost as if
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the video has been saved Downloaded and posted Saved, downloaded and posted,
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By multiple accounts And it degrades over time Like that type of grainy.
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And so I know it's AI But there's some crazy videos And people sometimes in
00:26:12.222 --> 00:26:14.372
the comments You know AI talking to AI,
00:26:16.497 --> 00:26:17.495
Believing is real,
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So it's going to be an interesting future, very interesting future, what's coming.
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The fact that, like, have you noticed how many months ago AI videos were all
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the rage and you could tell it was AI?
00:26:43.182 --> 00:26:46.262
And it was so funny to share with your friends that, oh, look at this AI video,
00:26:46.262 --> 00:26:49.527
look at dog, look at dog is dancing, look at the cat is dancing.
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And it's throwing fireworks.
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And then we zoom to today And you don't hear that very much anymore You don't
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hear people sharing these funny AI videos,
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Or pointing them out as much And you go, huh, I wonder what happened to all
00:27:08.312 --> 00:27:13.628
these AI videos All of a sudden they disappear They must be doing a great job at cleaning them out Huh,
00:27:14.638 --> 00:27:19.842
Or You're not noticing them anymore Because us.
00:27:19.842 --> 00:27:22.852
Thermodynamics, they've been getting so, so good at it.
00:27:23.502 --> 00:27:27.612
They've been getting so good at it, you don't even notice. And there's videos
00:27:27.612 --> 00:27:32.245
that I see, and it's like, yeah, that can't be real.
00:27:33.533 --> 00:27:38.502
That can't be real. And there's accounts that are AI that have tricked me.
00:27:39.013 --> 00:27:43.901
It's like, well, that looks fun. That looks cool. And I keep digging through their stories.
00:27:44.360 --> 00:27:49.182
And it's like, oh that's a little bit too unrealistic that's actually too much
00:27:49.182 --> 00:27:56.324
fun he's having he's doing too much too often too perfect i,
00:27:57.641 --> 00:28:03.795
was like yeah this is suspiciously ai suspiciously,
00:28:05.380 --> 00:28:11.323
and it's always the same I don't know angle or something about it,
00:28:13.128 --> 00:28:16.100
this there's a perfection to it that it's always same.
00:28:18.566 --> 00:28:24.245
But yeah, this AI videos is just going to, as if it wasn't difficult enough
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already to be on the internet.
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And that's going to be even more difficult to learn.
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Learn, I don't know, species of fish and species of bugs.
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There's bugs out there that you go like, whoa, that's that real?
00:28:41.984 --> 00:28:44.758
That looks like an alien. There's no way.
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And now with AI Somebody could just post a very realistic video Of a new species
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found in the Amazons of ants And you look at it and you go Wow,
00:28:58.855 --> 00:29:03.845
look at this new species of ants And then people believe it,
00:29:03.845 --> 00:29:07.525
believe it, believe it And then an ant expert would have to show up In the Joe
00:29:07.525 --> 00:29:12.016
Rogan podcast To be like, guys, this is not a real ant,
00:29:12.469 --> 00:29:18.100
this is hurtful to the world of ants this is disrespectful,
00:29:18.959 --> 00:29:20.079
and everybody,
00:29:21.061 --> 00:29:25.170
every scientist in this world knows his fate but the people don't know,
00:29:26.604 --> 00:29:31.405
that's how he surely goes and then Jordan will be like ha okay but have you
00:29:31.405 --> 00:29:34.952
seen this deer video where he gets hit by a truck.
00:29:38.574 --> 00:29:43.799
And then smokes him with Saying that it's tobacco Boom,
00:29:44.815 --> 00:29:52.795
I just predicted the future guys For free In the free idea podcastaroni Episode
00:29:52.795 --> 00:29:58.648
probably 116 I don't know I've been making a lot of them I've been having fun doing them,
00:29:59.350 --> 00:30:01.765
It's all about the fun Just like Mr.
00:30:01.765 --> 00:30:05.723
Trumpita say Build them And they will come,
00:30:07.431 --> 00:30:11.001
So I built my podcast videos and you will come.
00:30:15.447 --> 00:30:22.512
Yeah, let's move on past that joke. Let's talk about the John Deary of hotels.
00:30:23.330 --> 00:30:26.848
Why don't we have a hotel for adults?
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Like an adult daycare.
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Yeah, why don't we have adult daycares? Like a real adult daycare. Where you go in there.
00:30:37.802 --> 00:30:40.460
And then, oh, but you got to separate it. You got to be like,
00:30:40.460 --> 00:30:42.783
this one is for men. This one is for women.
00:30:43.538 --> 00:30:48.141
So let's go with the first adult daycare for men. You enter,
00:30:48.698 --> 00:30:50.492
everything is kind of color-coded.
00:30:51.502 --> 00:30:55.460
A little bit like kindergarten. There's a lot of colors, except they're matte
00:30:55.460 --> 00:30:59.275
colors. You know, there's a certain matte-ness to it.
00:31:01.980 --> 00:31:05.746
I don't know how to describe it, but it's the colors of tools.
00:31:06.797 --> 00:31:15.680
Yeah it's your cobalt blue it's your milwaukee red your dewalt yellow and your
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:18.198
green ray ovi it's just that,
00:31:19.562 --> 00:31:24.415
and as soon as you enter you have to sign in your name on this,
00:31:26.174 --> 00:31:33.401
rugged ipad and you have to use a bolt a bolt to write on it.
00:31:36.315 --> 00:31:45.000
And in the chairs They're like Consoles For a forklift Right,
00:31:47.072 --> 00:31:53.945
And then there's, like, simulations of heavy machinery where you sit on it,
00:31:54.171 --> 00:31:56.557
kind of like those Peter Piper pizza games, those Chuck E.
00:31:56.557 --> 00:32:03.516
Cheese games where you used to enter a booth and they shoot zombies or fish with a cannon.
00:32:04.857 --> 00:32:09.054
Kind of like that. But it's for machinery.
00:32:09.844 --> 00:32:14.087
It's for forklift operating. And then you're in the skyscraper looking at the
00:32:14.087 --> 00:32:16.723
screen, lifting materials.
00:32:17.460 --> 00:32:20.461
That's not all, that's not all, there's another one,
00:32:21.802 --> 00:32:25.871
that you like go, you climb a ladder down,
00:32:26.817 --> 00:32:29.546
it's underground a little bit, not too much, but a little underground,
00:32:30.144 --> 00:32:35.885
and then now you're in a submarine, or you're under the water welding,
00:32:36.442 --> 00:32:39.157
some boat, you're cleaning,
00:32:40.511 --> 00:32:44.077
or narcles, whatever those things are called, but I bet you you know what I'm
00:32:44.077 --> 00:32:47.617
talking about, those are narcles, yeah, you're cleaning them and scraping them
00:32:47.617 --> 00:32:49.834
off a ship. Those are knuckles.
00:32:51.692 --> 00:32:55.959
Arna goes. See, I knew where I was going. My brain knows it.
00:32:57.114 --> 00:32:58.867
My tongue just has to catch up to it.
00:33:02.813 --> 00:33:06.273
There is a simulation where you become a salesman.
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I don't know why, but that's like every mess job, not there.
00:33:14.672 --> 00:33:18.330
Yeah, have you thought about that? Just thinking about that.
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:21.447
There's not that many door-to-door saleswomen.
00:33:22.295 --> 00:33:24.593
Which there are, but it feels like.
00:33:27.212 --> 00:33:28.959
Sales is very man-oriented.
00:33:31.513 --> 00:33:37.184
At least door to door door to door over the phone is more weaning,
00:33:38.264 --> 00:33:44.847
you gotta think about it you're gonna send a woman at 7pm knocking on doors of strangers,
00:33:45.706 --> 00:33:54.350
at 8pm like I've had some sales man knocking my door at 8pm trying to sell me internet,
00:33:56.387 --> 00:34:02.358
hey sir hey I want some internet. Hey, I got the best internet.
00:34:03.264 --> 00:34:04.599
It's like, sir, it's 8 p.m.
00:34:05.719 --> 00:34:10.152
I just, just having it with my family, we'll just finish up and cleaning it.
00:34:10.152 --> 00:34:14.746
Sorry, this is internet. It's one of the best internets. They'll ever find.
00:34:15.983 --> 00:34:22.055
It's so good. I have to be here selling all day long. I haven't stopped. It's 8 p.m.
00:34:22.914 --> 00:34:29.096
It's the best internet. And you're like, sir, there's like moths flying around this light bulb,
00:34:31.212 --> 00:34:35.812
that you're standing on. I don't know if you know anything about moths,
00:34:35.812 --> 00:34:40.358
but when they come out, that's about time to go back with your family.
00:34:42.801 --> 00:34:50.115
So, yeah, imagine a woman doing that, like, nah, nah, fam. That's why it's male-oriented.
00:34:52.454 --> 00:34:57.155
See, I bet you there's women out there selling, but it's got to be during sunny hours.
00:34:57.533 --> 00:35:00.603
And it's got to be, like, good neighborhoods that you can trust.
00:35:04.173 --> 00:35:08.394
Anyway, so that's the adult daycare for men. There's just, like, hammers and nails.
00:35:09.003 --> 00:35:13.340
And you just hammer it on random wood. There's like different tools That you
00:35:13.340 --> 00:35:19.520
can just try randomly See The more I talk about it The more it sounds like homie
00:35:19.520 --> 00:35:23.730
But That's the adult daycare for men Just homie But,
00:35:25.690 --> 00:35:35.126
Except you can actually use the tools For women I'm about to get sexist So I probably won't But.
00:35:37.825 --> 00:35:41.092
Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to leave that one open.
00:35:42.643 --> 00:35:47.688
You guys have great imagination, so imagine whatever a dull day cure would look like for women.
00:35:48.889 --> 00:35:54.132
Yeah. I don't have that boss to give a chance of women.
00:35:55.900 --> 00:36:01.602
Just imagine. You know exactly how that would look like. Be confident in your
00:36:01.602 --> 00:36:03.604
imagination. Be confident.
00:36:04.892 --> 00:36:05.670
Moving on.
00:36:07.534 --> 00:36:12.552
Take care for kids Imagine low prices Damn,
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:23.162
That's like That's like revolutionary Never done before It will bring so much
00:36:23.162 --> 00:36:26.858
clientele Imagine having issues with selling your products,
00:36:28.670 --> 00:36:34.712
And the solution to sell them Is to lower your prices Damn Never heard of that
00:36:34.712 --> 00:36:40.274
one before ever heard of that one before but a business be businessing,
00:36:42.213 --> 00:36:46.432
business what do I know about it I don't do business why do I know about it
00:36:46.432 --> 00:36:52.787
I don't sell stuff I don't run a business I don't know how it works,
00:36:55.202 --> 00:37:00.097
I just work a job. I work a job. I get paid my wage.
00:37:05.408 --> 00:37:11.996
Have you noticed, because I have, how in YouTube you no longer get recommended.
00:37:11.996 --> 00:37:17.516
Well, I'm going to talk about it. I don't get recommended any more silly YouTubers
00:37:17.784 --> 00:37:20.159
with a fast-facing changing camera anymore.
00:37:21.082 --> 00:37:24.733
You know which ones I'm talking about. The ones that change every 0.5 seconds.
00:37:25.620 --> 00:37:33.381
And they used to talk to you and do funny skits, and it was just that person saying funny things.
00:37:33.847 --> 00:37:36.174
That was funny back in the day. It was very funny, very entertaining.
00:37:37.590 --> 00:37:40.206
But I don't get recommended up-and-coming YouTubers no more.
00:37:40.206 --> 00:37:45.596
I feel like more and more, I just get recommended people my age or above my age.
00:37:48.388 --> 00:37:57.500
People over 30 talking about jobs and talking about police talking about lawyers,
00:37:58.092 --> 00:38:05.940
and then I randomly get a video that says I wish I would have done this in my 40s now that I'm 50,
00:38:06.660 --> 00:38:08.465
and I go like YouTube what are you doing,
00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:13.400
do you think I'm that old I remember as I was growing up,
00:38:14.712 --> 00:38:20.128
see YouTube is pretty pretty good at it but when I was growing up,
00:38:21.515 --> 00:38:27.216
they were showing me videos that said I regret doing this I'm in my 20s Now
00:38:27.216 --> 00:38:32.886
that I'm in my 30s And then I hit my 30s And I get I get the other example I
00:38:32.886 --> 00:38:34.942
told you about 40s in my 50s,
00:38:36.080 --> 00:38:38.611
Like Alright Alright,
00:38:39.807 --> 00:38:42.152
Before you were calling me young Now you're calling me old.
00:38:44.520 --> 00:38:45.211
Uh,
00:38:47.307 --> 00:38:52.680
yeah. And I don't get, I don't get silly YouTubers anymore. I don't get up and
00:38:52.680 --> 00:38:58.445
coming Minecraft YouTubers or whatever the new game is. Marvel Rivals.
00:38:59.595 --> 00:39:06.630
You know, when I was, when I was younger, back in my day, I was getting recommended
00:39:06.630 --> 00:39:11.690
like a PewDiePie, like a Markiplier, like, uh,
00:39:13.051 --> 00:39:17.869
uh, the Cocomelon, the Toy Review Kit,
00:39:19.424 --> 00:39:22.408
uh, the Annoying Orange,
00:39:23.993 --> 00:39:26.440
uh, yeah, I've been bringing up some memories, uh, uh.
00:39:28.887 --> 00:39:37.640
Josh Smosh Smosh Yahoo Something like that Uh Pretty good stuff Pretty good
00:39:37.640 --> 00:39:43.610
stuff Now I get Recommended TV shows What the Oh I get,
00:39:45.872 --> 00:39:51.275
I get recommended Movies What Movies,
00:39:53.310 --> 00:40:00.010
What Where's my Orange Detox Well I do watch Peanut Detox I guess that came
00:40:00.010 --> 00:40:02.432
back But Like he's older He's older.
00:40:04.783 --> 00:40:08.365
See, I think YouTube is doing a pretty good job at learning your age and then
00:40:08.365 --> 00:40:13.903
recommending you stuff around your age that they have data showing that you will be into.
00:40:15.145 --> 00:40:21.571
Fortunately, I don't really get the chance to explore new stuff that much.
00:40:22.785 --> 00:40:26.835
And I know that they have like an explore one that you can click a button and
00:40:26.835 --> 00:40:29.849
it shows you all the most relevant stuff in all categories.
00:40:30.343 --> 00:40:34.046
But every time I hit that, it's like, man, I'm not interested in none of this.
00:40:35.236 --> 00:40:38.915
And then YouTube goes and says, uh-huh, of course you're not interested in any
00:40:38.915 --> 00:40:42.825
of this We know you We knew you didn't want this button We just put it here
00:40:42.825 --> 00:40:47.222
so you stop complaining about it Yeah, you want to hear about Rihanna's new song?
00:40:47.698 --> 00:40:51.755
I go, no Do you want to hear about the new Roblox game?
00:40:51.755 --> 00:40:54.891
And I go, no Well, that's why it's in the Explore page,
00:40:56.139 --> 00:41:00.445
But we don't show you that because we know you don't like it So there I go Just
00:41:00.445 --> 00:41:03.375
complaining for no reason And then when I get what I want I go,
00:41:03.375 --> 00:41:07.639
huh, I actually don't want it. And YouTube goes, yeah, we know that.
00:41:08.254 --> 00:41:11.627
We know what you want before you know what you want.
00:41:12.892 --> 00:41:17.246
Just trust us. Give us all your data. We know you more than you do yourself.
00:41:18.697 --> 00:41:26.345
Isn't that incredible? They know us. Who's they, by the way? They, them.
00:41:29.535 --> 00:41:34.144
What happened to the sir and sir and czar? See, czar, soar?
00:41:35.021 --> 00:41:38.231
That went away. I haven't heard that in a long time.
00:41:38.660 --> 00:41:44.341
I still hear the he and she, or not the he and she, but the she, her.
00:41:44.661 --> 00:41:47.041
I still hear that. The he, him.
00:41:47.894 --> 00:41:49.844
But I don't hear the yee-ha-yoo-hoo.
00:41:51.029 --> 00:41:53.101
Texas. Ooh!
00:41:54.601 --> 00:41:59.161
We're at the gas station, the favorite pastime of Texans.
00:42:00.329 --> 00:42:09.691
The favorite pastime of Texas The gas station The favorite pastime of Texas
00:42:09.761 --> 00:42:13.813
I'm gonna put some gas, sir I'm gonna put some gas,
00:42:15.479 --> 00:42:18.997
No way I'm gonna put some gas,
00:42:22.017 --> 00:42:25.631
Yeah, I've never traveled to other states Because I don't have to I live in
00:42:25.631 --> 00:42:30.016
the great state of Texas Where I could travel eight hours and still be in Texas.
00:42:30.944 --> 00:42:34.084
But I know one thing about Texas that I bet you other states don't have.
00:42:34.881 --> 00:42:38.481
And that's like a humongous variety of gas stations.
00:42:38.921 --> 00:42:41.841
I bet you always want a new brand popping up here and there.
00:42:41.841 --> 00:42:43.499
And they look pretty sweet and cool.
00:42:46.871 --> 00:42:50.505
Bet you, I don't want to have that. Bitch.
00:42:51.301 --> 00:42:55.191
I don't know. I'm in trouble. Maybe they do. But I feel like it's such a Texas
00:42:55.191 --> 00:42:57.088
thing to have so many different gas stations.
00:42:58.361 --> 00:43:01.601
Thank you for listening to the Free Idea Podcast I'm about to put some gas in
00:43:01.601 --> 00:43:09.319
this shirt And enjoy the rest of my life The rest of my next 24 hours As I like to say,
00:43:11.501 --> 00:43:18.731
Maybe 16 hours So I'll be going to sleep soon But Have a good day Thank you
00:43:18.731 --> 00:43:19.844
for tagging along with me.