The Fighting Clerics

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Oh, but anyways, this is Frickin' Nerds. A D
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&D podcast where six friends have some dink and
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smoke some drink while we play some Dungeons
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& Dragons. I am Will, or Will I am, I don't fucking
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know, but I do know that I play the character
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Lazaga Moskine, the druid wood elf cleric. And
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fun and false fact. about Harun is he is actually
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a bit of an inventor. I'm a tinkerer, I guess
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you would say. He was making a belt that had
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clocks on it. But then he was thinking it's a
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waste of time. So he just gave up on it. I had
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to pause for a second. Just give me a minute.
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That was a good one. My name is Mark, and I play
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Harun when Warforgedmon, kind of a baby, learning
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these emotions as they come. The false fact about
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Franklin is that he put on a tough face when
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I gave him the gift of the drawing, but he actually
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looks at it every night. That is super false.
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Hi, I'm Ben, and I'm playing Franklin, who is
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not a bard, but instead he's playing Singer Wizard,
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and is here to, I don't know, do the thing? Get
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him into the party's darkest urges. He's the
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voice of reason. We didn't say what kind of reason,
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but... That's wrong. I'm the voice of logic.
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Logically, we did this kid now. That's what I'm
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saying. We did this. And a, uh, fun but false
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fact about Yaharis is that, um... Let me confirm
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a point. Yaharis is clean -shaven? Or does he
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grow any hair? So, like, I don't think Eladrin
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grows hair. I mean, they have, like, foliage,
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but I also imagine in the summer form that he
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would not have any foliage, not especially. Do
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you have a spongeball mustache? I think... The
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fun part about this act is that Yaharis has worn
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a fake mustache for much of the time that he's
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done around us. He goes out in disguise as the
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only Eladrin in a given area with a 70s porn
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statue. Hey, Clark. That's for a reason, my man.
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That's like... So it's like... It's like wheat.
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We all have shades of wheat. So it kind of just
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blends into whatever you're... Shades of wheat.
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That also looks exactly like my figure. I'll
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show you that. Everyone's dark urge. Wow. Whenever
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you're ready. Alright. Uh, hello. So I'm playing
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Yulharis Sithrith, the Eladrin Summer Form Arranger.
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And a fun false fact about our dear old friend
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Nick's last name. What is your last name, actually?
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Toblerone. I thought it was literally last name.
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Yeah, the fun false fact about Nick's is that
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he wants to dance with somebody. He wants to
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feel the heat with somebody. Oh, he wants to
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dance with somebody, with somebody who loves
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him. Also, his last name is really Toblerone.
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Toblerone. You know, that first line, I knew
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immediately where that was going. That's it.
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Okay. I'm Jalen. I'm playing Nyx, the barbarian
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fighter. A fun false fact about Lazagna is that
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he gets super, super chef insecure to the point
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where even if he eats food that's better than
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his, he can't actually admit it. He eats and
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he's like, I mean, it's aye -aye. Nothing special.
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Ain't nothing special. I've had better. My mom
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made better. Oh, you want a good cookie, Gonzo?
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Well, first of all, you have to give me what
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you're wearing. Oh, yeah. What are you wearing
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on your feet? What? Don't we need a false fact
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about your character? Oh, I didn't hear it. I'm
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sorry. Damn, you're right. It was so convincing.
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I do have a real fact, though. About Yoharis.
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Yoharis, so far, you guys have seen him eat and
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never stop. As far as you're concerned, he has
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a bombless pit -up stomach. He's never been beaten
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in an eating contest. He has a bottomless pit
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so he can eat for days. We need to actually try
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to find somebody that'll out -eat. We have so
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many ways to win bets. What I'm thinking is if
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the DM says he has a literal bottomless pit in
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his stomach, is that at certain points... For
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food. Yoharis is going to go unconscious. Everything's
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food if you prepare, right? I guess it's how
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you prepare. That's the real question. I'm not
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a bag of holding. I'm not Tarar. The things that
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go in you, we don't want that. Those are the
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things we want gone from the game. All the evidence
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that we've collected on ourselves. Don't feed
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me people. I've never said people. Yarris, we
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need the bald one to disappear. Run back to the
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party. We have not never said people. No, we
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never said people. We never said people. It was
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in the point. Yeah. Dead people. It's like a
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snake. He just yawns. He's like, ah. All right,
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Godzilla. What are you wearing? On your feet.
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That's a very good chainsaw, man. I didn't know
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what talks were, so I kind of just rolled with
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it. I need to catch up. I'm like two chapters
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behind. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's
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got a D20. I need to. Oh, man. I need to take
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a D4 sidekick damage from that one. You like
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that one, don't you? That joke was a vicious
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mockery. Ha! There you go. For everyone to see.
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Let's go take a picture of these. Move the cookies
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away from his feet. Yeah, move the cookies away.
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I'm going to go ahead and just move and take
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one of those. See that? But he chose the one
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that was close to my foot. You picked the one
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that was like the closest. I did not. That's
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what. He did. He did. He did. It's not true.
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It's not true. A real fact that we all like sucking
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toes. Do not. That's getting cut. Quick console,
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get some important lore. Octoliba, toe sucking.
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New real fact, Lizana likes feet. Lizana sucks
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everyone's toes until they're asleep. Oh my god.
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Out of all the parts of your body, your feet
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touch nature the most. Right, Druid? He's got
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a point. He's got a point. Actually, quick question,
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has Lozanga been going barefoot, or is he wearing
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shoes? Well, he's turned into a bear a few times,
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so yeah, he's gone barefoot. For the majority
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of life. Fuck you. It's been a long day, alright?
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Damn. The jokes would not go over my head, I
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would catch them. Pick up one of these bikes
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and drop it. There we go. Much better one. Who
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remembers what happened last time? Who wants
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to recap for inspiration? I think I can do it.
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I don't know. We spent a lot of time planning
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the kidnapping. And then we did the kidnapping.
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We busted in. We tried to make a deal with Homeboy.
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What's his name? Wallace. We did make a deal
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with Wallace. In fact, I gave him $600. Gold
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to fuck off. Yeah, that was definitely your choice
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because half of the team was very much willing
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to make Wallace disappear. I was also. No, that
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was half. That's why. Okay, two -fifths of the
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team were willing to make Wallace disappear.
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And I said, no one's dying tonight. And if it
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wasn't for that call. Yeah. Before you got pulled
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into the aside, Johannes, the rest of us, most
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of the rest of us, me and Nick are ready to make
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the problem go away. Well, out of character,
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I knew this. Yeah. Yeah, but after the call was
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made to let Wallace live, I then led the charge
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on breaking in, but Baldwin's already subdued
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by Siofra. So I just kind of ran in and stood
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there. I'm like, all right, well, I guess I just
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picked this fucker up and we dipped. I feel like
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the real motivation to not kill Wallace was not
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even worrying about the human life, but the fact
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that Yoharis would be... Really sad. Probably
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upset. Literally the only reason why he's alive.
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Maybe we don't want to deal with that. I like
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y 'all Horace, or not y 'all Horace, Wallace
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too. I like Wallace too. My character loves Wallace.
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I also like Wallace. I'm just saying above table,
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that sounded like the only reason it was that.
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We also get to meet Wallace's nephew. And I was
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also going to die if you didn't make that call.
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600 gold is a small price to pay. I agree. 600
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gold is a small price to pay when it's somebody
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else's gold. It was in a cabin in the woods.
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And then in lore, I got to rough up Seofra and
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also tie her up to make it look convincing after
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we scampered off. And he got a little hard. So
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did Nyx. Listen, we're all hard. I wonder what
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everybody's alignments are in this game. Mine
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has been chaotic good. That's what I've been
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trying to play it as. I wonder what Nyx is. Chaotic
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neutral. Nyx is about Nyx. neutral good, but
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he's sort of been, Lazaga's been sort of teetering.
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Oh yeah, you've been teetering. I think mine
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just had a little question mark. A little fun,
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a little playful. What are we feeling? You roll
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for your alignment every session. What else?
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Was there anything else added to it? I think
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that was it, right? I think we left off basically
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as we were leaving the cabin. Yeah, and you guys...
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And Baldwin is suggested right now for the next
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date. Do what we tell him. You're not going to
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do anything dangerous. You also had contacted
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the information broker for help. They didn't
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know that, but you're a character. Yeah, yeah.
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That's part of the greater weekend. Let's see.
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That was Jalen and Ryan. You know what? Audrey
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even a gentleman where the information broker
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yeah you kind of like messaged him okay and he
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just you first you hear a sigh you're in a city
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full of clerics and you can't find someone to
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do that spell for you Remove curse. Last time
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you guys figured out you needed it. The cleric
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I can trust isn't that good yet. He's building
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up to it. See, Lizagna had an idea though. This
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is probably like I feel like Lizagna had this
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thought but it was just kind of out of the way.
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Lizagna knows maybe a high enough level cleric
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but he's really far away. It was your responsibility
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to get the item to me however you get it back
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to me that's on you I just require the item You're
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in a city full of clerics you guys are resourceful
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people Bring me the item leave the man there,
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but bring the item where Table that's not what
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he said. He said he wanted the ring the managers
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still attached. Yeah, he's just the ring You
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have brought the ring to the person. He never
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said anything. It's all going on in your head.
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I know, I know. He's kind of just been talking
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out loud. You guys are just kind of watching
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him talk out loud. We could get it off the damn
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man. And he said, you guys have plenty of money
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to... Well, we're not trying to spend our own
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money to complete a mission for you. It's counterproductive.
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I already have. That's the last thought that
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I say. So... Say hypothetically the ring came
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off the figure. However it happens. Where would
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you want me to deliver the ring to? I'll find
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you. I'll find you. Is it going to be sooner
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rather than later? Fuck! He said just have Harun
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check his maps. this while we get on the cart
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let's get the car together you guys look at the
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picture um i know of a cleric he's just really
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far away who might be able to help So here's
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my thing. How far away? Well, we were like...
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I can pick. Well, we were like in the middle
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of the continent and this person's like at the
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south most part of the continent. So my worry
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would be taking a very important person who will
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be known to go missing a long distance. Outside
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of cities. I think they might look pretty hard
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for this guy. I think Nick says a point. Although,
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at this point, we're too far in to give up. So,
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we need to find where we can get to the info
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broker, deliver the package, and then from there,
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our job is done. Okay. If I still have a link
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to the broker. Is there anyone in the... Keep
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here. That would be in network. Yes. Check. It's
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Martin. Who is man? Okay. Hey, what's that? Like,
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yeah, as we're all piling into the car, I'm like,
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and I'm going to try to take his map out. Roll
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me a sleight of hand. Do I do a perception? What's
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your passive? I mean, he just told me to look
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that way, and I already don't trust him. Like,
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are we going passive? Yeah, you can go. Roll
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me a perception check, see how well. Because
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I know you have a high sleight of hand, so. High
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sleight of hand? I don't know. You said perception?
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Yeah, opposing roll to see who wins. Oh, no,
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that's fucking cocked. That was almost a 20.
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God damn it. 13. 17. Yeah. You're like, I'm not
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going to look, but then he kind of like. As he's
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pointing, you're pointing, you're looking at
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his hand, and without his hand, he kind of just
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grabs his book. I eventually turned back. Are
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you just flaunting that you have the map now?
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Oh, yeah, no, I'm trying to hide it from you.
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I was just like, uh, which one is the silver,
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silver, silver flag? Oh, this, wait a minute.
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He points it out first. That's enough for me.
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And I'm not, like, I give you all the maps that
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aren't that one back, and I'm like, just... Hopefully
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at this point we're rolling. Is there something
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different on the map? Yeah, so you had been keeping
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track of where you were going and one of the
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churches that you had passed by is marked off.
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Is there anything different on this map? Yeah,
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I pointed out. I mean, he got me. Because you
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don't remember the church's name being on there.
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Yeah, I can get us there. Don't they check us
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when we go in? Do I recognize this church at
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all? Roll me a religion check. This is above
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table. This is the same place that originally
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took our weapons when we got there? No, this
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is a different place. This is, um, it was like
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a slum, sort of. No, this is, uh... This is the
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place where the train stopped. And is like...
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The developing the city. The religious... So
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it's religious. I remember the religious part.
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I just couldn't remember if it was like militarized.
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I want to check if there's a red dragon in the
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area. One time you don't, I swear. Yeah, exactly.
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Just got to be aware. That's totally fair. Colin's
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waiting for the day. There is no red dragon within
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30 miles of you. Okay. He's going to throw it
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out there that it's within, like, 29 miles, and
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it has nothing to do with anything you're doing.
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Do you get to actually know where it's at, or
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just that it is within 30 miles? Because it would
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be pretty fucked up to just call it something
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like that. Yeah, there is. Yeah, you feel it.
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I don't remember. You got to read the description
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on there. I don't remember the exact... Yeah,
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I know exactly where. Oh, yeah, okay. Okay. Does
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it keep up? Like, is it like a... I think it's
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just like a little boop and then it goes. Yeah.
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Yeah, that'd be hilarious. It's like flying away
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from you and you just happen to do it right as
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it's about to leave the range. I feel like you'd
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still be able to see it though almost if you
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had a good enough scope. Like if I was an eagle
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-eyed barbarian or something like that. I don't
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think that anyone is like 30 miles away. I'm
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just saying a dragon's huge. A dragon's huge.
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Relative to how high it is, maybe? I don't know.
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Yeah, I think you'd need both, like, super good
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sight and then obviously, like, a clear lens.
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Yeah, from, like, a tower. That's what I said.
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I had a looking scope. Oh, yeah. You can just
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go straight up. How long is he suggested for?
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Eight hours. How far is the carriage? Well, Flame
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Keep wasn't that far, right? No, you guys are
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only a couple hours outside. Just tell Zass to
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lay face down on the cart and throw a blanket
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over Zass and we'll just keep going. Since we're
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in my favorite terrain, I can also get us there
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faster. Oh, yeah. What do we tell the guards
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to do with the carriage that originally brought
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him here? That's a bum table. actually asking
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because i didn't write notes i forgot what you
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say we just told them to go chill like go there
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was a few that went to the bar there was uh wallace
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and his nephew so our plan is like oh maybe they're
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chilling there overnight and seeing what we can
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do in the meantime yeah yeah okay we're taking
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post over there while we're while we were supposed
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to take post with him right okay so the cards
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are gonna know that we took him yeah did you
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keep my man um while we leave though I will immediately
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cast Pass Without a Trace. Oh yeah, so for the
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religion check, it is a church of the Silver
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Flame, but this one's a little different. It's
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not a traditional church. Can I remember any
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of the symbols that might have been on the church
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when it passed by? Roll me a history check. 16
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plus stuff. 16. Yeah, so there was like, you
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remember an emblem of clashing swords being on
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one of the crests on the outside of it. I would
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describe it to him and if not, draw it for him
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and see if maybe he'd know something about it.
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Yeah, we'll tell everybody where we're going
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so they'll have an idea. Does he get anything
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else from having the imagery of it? She said
00:22:05.599 --> 00:22:07.099
we didn't have the name of the original place
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we're trying to go to right now. Yeah, so these
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are, let's see, 15. Number 15, he just knows
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that it's part of the flame, but he doesn't know
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what's different about this church. Because it's
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not his church. Yeah, it's not my church. Not
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my God. My God's better. Okay. All right, let's
00:22:26.900 --> 00:22:29.880
try to move on out. All right, yeah, so you guys
00:22:29.880 --> 00:22:34.680
get there pretty quick because of... Go harvest
00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:39.759
his navigation. Favorite terrain. So, what are
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we going to say about getting in to the city?
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Is there anybody who on the ride could maybe
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disguise Baldwin a little bit? Just make him
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not recognizable as Baldwin? Uh, yeah. Does Baldwin
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have a full head of hair? I have some hats. What
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did you think I was gonna do? I was hoping you
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had maybe a disguise kit or something. I do have
00:23:08.200 --> 00:23:11.819
a wig that Seoffer gave me when they made me
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look like a lady. And I have a shit ton of hats.
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And you can't put a wig on if someone already
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has hair. So I shave him. You're gonna shave
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Baldwin? You're gonna put the bald in Baldwin.
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Is anybody gonna stop him? You're gonna shave
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him with your sword? Yeah. I'm going to give
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him guidance. Guys? I'm steering the cart, so
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I'm not even... Can I offer him up my dagger
00:23:38.140 --> 00:23:41.180
instead? The plus three one? That's magic? You
00:23:41.180 --> 00:23:43.900
could, but you're going to have to shave this
00:23:43.900 --> 00:23:48.359
man in a moving cart. Maybe not shaving him,
00:23:48.420 --> 00:23:51.799
more of chopping some of his hair. He's got to
00:23:51.799 --> 00:23:54.119
reduce the length of it, essentially. He has
00:23:54.119 --> 00:24:19.920
a big old blonde pomp. So he is suggested be
00:24:19.920 --> 00:24:21.859
still kind of just like what are you doing? He's
00:24:21.859 --> 00:24:28.210
kind of holding his hair Is this just a haircut?
00:24:29.410 --> 00:24:32.329
He's like, no, don't touch my hair. I don't give
00:24:32.329 --> 00:24:34.529
a fuck. I'm cutting his hair at this point. Your
00:24:34.529 --> 00:24:39.450
lady friend likes short hair. He's starting to
00:24:39.450 --> 00:24:43.390
kind of worry. What did you suggest that he do
00:24:43.390 --> 00:24:46.430
again? He just followed our orders. Obviously,
00:24:46.529 --> 00:24:48.849
that's not going to do anything. That's going
00:24:48.849 --> 00:24:52.779
to be... Nothing harmful, right? He can't do
00:24:52.779 --> 00:24:56.619
anything to, like, deliberately bring harm to
00:24:56.619 --> 00:24:58.279
him. So this is something that he considers harmful
00:24:58.279 --> 00:24:59.720
to him, so he's kind of just, like, freaking
00:24:59.720 --> 00:25:02.180
out. Okay, well, if I... Do I get a chance to,
00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:05.420
like... Convince him it's not? Well, either convince
00:25:05.420 --> 00:25:10.059
him or just say, hold up, Nyx. If I can tell
00:25:10.059 --> 00:25:11.720
that he's about to break my spell. Yeah, he's,
00:25:11.900 --> 00:25:13.700
like, on the verge of, like, he looks like he's
00:25:13.700 --> 00:25:16.720
panicking and he's about to... Nyx. Stop it.
00:25:16.740 --> 00:25:26.069
Wait. He's about to... He's about to... He's
00:25:26.069 --> 00:25:28.150
just like he kind of backs up and like gets he
00:25:28.150 --> 00:25:35.490
just kind of like scoots away from you I Also
00:25:35.490 --> 00:25:38.890
have head wraps that I they bought so you could
00:25:38.890 --> 00:25:40.710
like wrap his hair up and then put the wig over
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it He was mapping you know like he usually does
00:26:10.430 --> 00:26:23.349
throughout But, um... Is it close, uh, church...
00:26:23.349 --> 00:26:28.349
For the city, like in the city's layout, where's
00:26:28.349 --> 00:26:31.269
the church located in that? Is it like, you know,
00:26:31.269 --> 00:26:34.089
is it centered, outskirts? It's close to the
00:26:34.089 --> 00:26:36.609
outskirts. Okay. Yeah, so it's not like, um...
00:26:36.609 --> 00:26:38.390
Go ahead and roll me history checks, see if you
00:26:38.390 --> 00:26:40.589
remember, like, um... Because you saw the map,
00:26:40.650 --> 00:26:42.210
and go ahead and see if you remember, like, the
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area. Because you guys had to travel through
00:26:43.609 --> 00:26:46.549
here. Uh, it's going to be a 17. Okay, yeah,
00:26:46.589 --> 00:26:53.160
so, um... You remember that these outskirts aren't
00:26:53.160 --> 00:26:55.339
as heavily guarded as the main parts of the city?
00:26:55.859 --> 00:26:58.019
So it'd probably be easier for you, but you know
00:26:58.019 --> 00:27:00.779
this area isn't as heavily fortified or guarded.
00:27:00.839 --> 00:27:03.480
Okay, yeah, so... I guess I was going to say,
00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:06.059
out of character, if you had been to this place
00:27:06.059 --> 00:27:09.759
before, all we need to do is get you within 500
00:27:09.759 --> 00:27:12.819
feet and then you use Dimension Door. Yeah. Harun
00:27:12.819 --> 00:27:22.000
also raises his hand. I have an idea. And then
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:26.579
he brings out from his bag a bottle and it is
00:27:26.579 --> 00:27:30.900
a potion of invisibility. And it lasts for an
00:27:30.900 --> 00:27:34.299
hour. Anything they wear or carry will be invisible.
00:27:35.799 --> 00:27:38.559
So he's saying if we tie him up and gag him,
00:27:38.779 --> 00:27:42.660
they won't see him in the cart. That is a great
00:27:42.660 --> 00:27:52.170
idea, Harun. That's why you are a leader. Fearless
00:27:52.170 --> 00:27:53.710
because he doesn't know the emotion of fear yet.
00:27:59.230 --> 00:28:07.970
Can you be that accurate if I show you the map?
00:28:08.829 --> 00:28:15.019
I think he has to be familiar with it. Because
00:28:15.019 --> 00:28:18.579
you'd see the alleyways. It can be a place you
00:28:18.579 --> 00:28:21.240
can see, one you can visualize, or one you can
00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:23.700
describe by stating distance and direction, such
00:28:23.700 --> 00:28:25.900
as 200 feet straight downward, upward to the
00:28:25.900 --> 00:28:30.500
northwest at a 45 degree angle. With the map,
00:28:30.619 --> 00:28:31.940
you should be able to do it. With the map, I
00:28:31.940 --> 00:28:33.380
should be able to avoid any kind of buildings
00:28:33.380 --> 00:28:37.440
and just be like... Give the Explorer that shit
00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:40.839
right there. Well, let's do the map! Let's do
00:28:40.839 --> 00:28:45.819
the potion first. Or the backup plan. I think
00:28:45.819 --> 00:28:48.180
we, well, I don't know if the potion of visibility
00:28:48.180 --> 00:28:50.759
is going to be a backup plan. I think the dimension
00:28:50.759 --> 00:28:52.740
door should be the back. All right, so you guys
00:28:52.740 --> 00:28:55.839
have been traveling for about an hour or so at
00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:57.380
this point. You guys have been making pretty
00:28:57.380 --> 00:29:00.200
good pace because of Yoharis' expert navigation.
00:29:00.539 --> 00:29:03.839
Yes. He's drifting these horses. It's crazy.
00:29:05.039 --> 00:29:07.779
There's no horses. I know. I just wanted to say
00:29:07.779 --> 00:29:11.059
drifting horses. I didn't want to say drifting
00:29:11.059 --> 00:29:13.480
horses because I'm hilarious. I mean, I imagine
00:29:13.480 --> 00:29:16.140
I, somewhere along the way, got some stallions
00:29:16.140 --> 00:29:18.099
and then drifted them. Yeah, there's a couple
00:29:18.099 --> 00:29:19.160
stallions in your car right now. He swapped out
00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:21.519
the horses. My car has no horses. Now it has
00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:25.339
horses. Fucking big stallions. Where'd those
00:29:25.339 --> 00:29:27.480
come from? Don't worry about it. We need to make
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:30.920
a video for this realm's version of Pit My Ride.
00:29:31.880 --> 00:29:35.700
Is anybody else just seeing a summary elf? whipping
00:29:35.700 --> 00:29:37.819
stallions that aren't really doing anything and
00:29:37.819 --> 00:29:40.180
then like comes to the corner like pulls the
00:29:40.180 --> 00:29:43.599
e -brake on the carriage and starts putting it
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:49.579
to the side yo we're here yeah so you got so
00:29:49.579 --> 00:29:52.539
you know the outskirts of town is like this isn't
00:29:52.539 --> 00:29:56.039
a really fortified like a fortified area because
00:29:56.039 --> 00:29:57.579
I haven't really expanded towards this part of
00:29:57.579 --> 00:30:07.289
the city yet but Let me check my hats real quick.
00:30:07.490 --> 00:30:10.930
What are we doing with the potion first? Well,
00:30:10.930 --> 00:30:13.190
I like to get the hat on before he goes invisible.
00:30:13.730 --> 00:30:16.970
Ah, okay. True. That makes it a big way easier.
00:30:17.529 --> 00:30:21.069
I'm going to take a head wrap that I have and
00:30:21.069 --> 00:30:24.869
kind of like try to stuff it in his mouth. Right?
00:30:25.750 --> 00:30:27.750
Because we're gagging him, right? No, no, no.
00:30:27.869 --> 00:30:29.509
We're just trying to disguise this for him so
00:30:29.509 --> 00:30:31.490
if somebody sees him, they don't go, that's Walter.
00:30:32.369 --> 00:30:34.250
And if they describe him later, they can say...
00:30:36.299 --> 00:30:43.880
Okay, I thought we were gonna shout out Yeah,
00:30:45.299 --> 00:30:53.819
so he's gonna what are we going to the city for
00:30:53.819 --> 00:31:06.349
it on the Sun hat Not particularly. That's all
00:31:06.349 --> 00:31:11.609
right. I think you go to a different type of
00:31:11.609 --> 00:31:13.430
church. It's probably like the church of gambling,
00:31:13.509 --> 00:31:15.670
huh? You like to gamble, huh? The real problem
00:31:15.670 --> 00:31:18.470
is that I think Franklin has considered, I don't
00:31:18.470 --> 00:31:20.930
know if the rest of you have, is that Baldwin's
00:31:20.930 --> 00:31:23.009
going to remember a lot of star faces and shit.
00:31:24.109 --> 00:31:26.490
Nick's has confidently thought about that. All
00:31:26.490 --> 00:31:28.630
right, cool. Well, so did the guards that also
00:31:28.630 --> 00:31:31.690
just let us... Hey, Baldwin, what's up with the
00:31:31.690 --> 00:31:39.400
Warforged parts? Oh, shit. What parts? In the
00:31:39.400 --> 00:31:41.339
shipments. You don't know anything about that?
00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:45.200
Shipments for what? The ones that are going to
00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:49.200
Carnap. Yeah, those are the railways. I'm going
00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:52.319
to whisper to Howard. I was like, what if this
00:31:52.319 --> 00:31:56.599
version of him doesn't know? That's great. Wait,
00:31:56.660 --> 00:31:59.220
so your suggestion was to follow our orders,
00:31:59.319 --> 00:32:02.410
right? Yeah. Baldwin, tell us everything you
00:32:02.410 --> 00:32:05.269
know about the railways and the warforges and
00:32:05.269 --> 00:32:07.970
their connections. The railways make me money
00:32:07.970 --> 00:32:10.069
and we have some warforges that work for our
00:32:10.069 --> 00:32:12.390
railways. What do you mean? What are the connections
00:32:12.390 --> 00:32:14.450
between the two? Is there anything greater than
00:32:14.450 --> 00:32:19.049
profits? Oh, I mean, yeah, they work at my railway
00:32:19.049 --> 00:32:21.150
and they make me money. That's how this whole
00:32:21.150 --> 00:32:23.470
thing works. I have workers. I want to ask him
00:32:23.470 --> 00:32:25.609
who his favorite nephew is, but I want to do
00:32:25.609 --> 00:32:29.720
it in abyssal. Um... He kind of just looks at
00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:32.640
you and just... What the hell did you just say?
00:32:34.319 --> 00:32:38.680
That's so weird. Because that other thing was
00:32:38.680 --> 00:32:42.559
definitely talking to a woman in a vessel. How
00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:46.279
far are we now away from the town? You guys are
00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:49.759
about half an hour away. As you're seeing, like,
00:32:49.779 --> 00:32:53.680
you know, villages on the outskirts. And then...
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:57.359
Yeah, you're seeing some of the walls, but you
00:32:57.359 --> 00:32:59.829
know the... The church is on the other side of
00:32:59.829 --> 00:33:01.569
the wall. But this one isn't heavily guarded.
00:33:01.630 --> 00:33:05.470
There is two guards there. There's a real gate.
00:33:05.549 --> 00:33:06.869
They're kind of just letting people through that
00:33:06.869 --> 00:33:10.650
gate. As you guys are passing it, one of the
00:33:10.650 --> 00:33:13.410
guards does kind of like... So you guys are...
00:33:13.410 --> 00:33:19.069
I mean, hit them with... So, for clarification,
00:33:19.430 --> 00:33:22.410
are they just waving people through? Are they
00:33:22.410 --> 00:33:25.049
actually stopping and searching people? I know
00:33:25.049 --> 00:33:26.289
you're saying it's less guarded, but what's...
00:33:26.289 --> 00:33:28.250
Go ahead and run a perception check. See what's
00:33:28.250 --> 00:33:34.150
going on. Can I do that too? I only got a six.
00:33:37.069 --> 00:33:41.170
Eighteen. Seventeen. Wait, did my owl get popped?
00:33:42.210 --> 00:33:47.269
No. How long does it stay up? It's just there.
00:33:47.549 --> 00:33:52.150
I don't think it did. I was an eagle before with
00:33:52.150 --> 00:34:03.690
the owl. Oh yeah, I forgot about your owl. There's
00:34:03.690 --> 00:34:05.349
not many carts along the way, but it looks like
00:34:05.349 --> 00:34:06.589
most people are just getting through pretty quick.
00:34:07.529 --> 00:34:10.570
There's only like two or three carts. But they
00:34:10.570 --> 00:34:13.130
do check them. It's just like a quick check and
00:34:13.130 --> 00:34:15.650
they're just going through. I think now's the
00:34:15.650 --> 00:34:20.230
time. Yeah, I think like the owl can fly ahead
00:34:20.230 --> 00:34:23.469
and talk to them and fly back. So if I could
00:34:23.469 --> 00:34:27.250
just say, alright guys, here's the deal. They're
00:34:27.250 --> 00:34:29.210
checking, but they're not being very thorough.
00:34:29.309 --> 00:34:32.429
So if we can just have... You know, and I kind
00:34:32.429 --> 00:34:35.289
of just like, if I'm in Baldwin, you know, just,
00:34:35.369 --> 00:34:40.730
if he could just be visible or just not, yeah,
00:34:40.809 --> 00:34:43.809
noticeable, we can be right through. From what
00:34:43.809 --> 00:34:46.989
I recall, this cart was like an enclosed cart
00:34:46.989 --> 00:34:49.309
in the back, right? Yeah, it was a cargo thing.
00:34:49.369 --> 00:34:52.090
Yeah. Do I hear any of that, what he said? Because
00:34:52.090 --> 00:34:56.230
I'm on the outside. I mean, this, to my mind,
00:34:56.230 --> 00:35:00.440
it's like, okay, we're like. 15, 20 minutes out.
00:35:01.059 --> 00:35:02.739
So yeah, I'm saying it loud enough that we can
00:35:02.739 --> 00:35:03.940
all hear it because it's still like a minute
00:35:03.940 --> 00:35:05.860
before we're actually in it. Yeah. I mean, I
00:35:05.860 --> 00:35:07.239
imagine they're going to communicate that with
00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:08.460
you so that way you know what's going on. They
00:35:08.460 --> 00:35:09.539
wouldn't leave you in the dark and then you're
00:35:09.539 --> 00:35:12.260
like, what the fuck's that? I think, I think
00:35:12.260 --> 00:35:14.360
I'll really give them the potion now because
00:35:14.360 --> 00:35:17.159
it's an hour, right? Yeah. Give them the potion
00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:20.800
now. It's going to be one hour from now but like,
00:35:20.820 --> 00:35:23.440
that way we're rolling in already completely
00:35:23.440 --> 00:35:26.099
blank in case there's anybody who happens to
00:35:26.099 --> 00:35:29.860
be looking. Mm -hmm. That will give us a decent
00:35:29.860 --> 00:35:32.980
amount of time inside the city to get where we
00:35:32.980 --> 00:35:36.119
need to go. Yeah, so you give him the potion.
00:35:36.619 --> 00:35:39.840
Yeah, he's just going to say, now make sure you
00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:44.579
be real quiet and drink up. He's like, what is
00:35:44.579 --> 00:35:49.820
this? It'll make you see through. Is it magic?
00:35:50.820 --> 00:35:56.360
Is it what? Magic? Yes. It won't hurt you. And
00:35:56.360 --> 00:35:59.030
he's like, it can't hurt you. So he kind of is
00:35:59.030 --> 00:36:00.809
like, I'll trust you. And he drinks it. And then
00:36:00.809 --> 00:36:06.769
he's like. Hey, Baldwin, how many fingers have
00:36:06.769 --> 00:36:12.750
I pulled up? He's an idiot. You kind of hear
00:36:12.750 --> 00:36:17.530
like a small murmur. He's trying to be as quiet
00:36:17.530 --> 00:36:29.829
as he can. Okay, cool. We're in business. So
00:36:29.829 --> 00:36:32.570
I'm sitting like, I don't know, with my leg touching
00:36:32.570 --> 00:36:34.750
his leg or something just so I am aware, you
00:36:34.750 --> 00:36:36.329
know, that he's not like. Yeah, so you could
00:36:36.329 --> 00:36:39.010
feel his movement. Wait, how far is he from me?
00:36:40.730 --> 00:36:43.969
You can put him in between you guys. I mean,
00:36:43.969 --> 00:36:46.510
I can literally see him visibility. Oh, yeah.
00:36:46.750 --> 00:36:49.750
Okay. You're within the cart, so he's like within
00:36:49.750 --> 00:36:52.550
like five feet of you. That's a good backup in
00:36:52.550 --> 00:36:55.210
case for some reason he breaks out of it. I'm
00:36:55.210 --> 00:36:57.170
watching you. Your blind side is what, like 10
00:36:57.170 --> 00:36:58.789
feet right now? Yeah, 10 feet. That's like everything
00:36:58.789 --> 00:37:00.579
in the car. Yeah, so you're good, yeah. Okay,
00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:04.260
yeah. Yeah, so you can see them clearly. So we're
00:37:04.260 --> 00:37:06.500
all basically chilling inside the car and all
00:37:06.500 --> 00:37:08.980
Horace is outside the car. Yeah. I'll probably
00:37:08.980 --> 00:37:12.780
go outside too. All right. I'll kind of be like
00:37:12.780 --> 00:37:16.239
near like the edge of it. You know what I mean?
00:37:16.300 --> 00:37:18.360
Like where they're going to be coming in to peek
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:22.320
in area. Just be chilling there. All right. I
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:25.800
want to sit up in the second seat for the driver,
00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:30.179
quote, quote, of the carriage. Hey, y 'all Horace
00:37:30.179 --> 00:37:34.159
is doing a hell of a job driving up there. How
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:35.800
does driving even work? You just think about
00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:37.300
it. You just think about where you want to go.
00:37:38.219 --> 00:37:41.920
Whoever's wheeling the... From what I remember,
00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:46.139
it was like a stone that you hold that gives
00:37:46.139 --> 00:37:50.519
you the ability to make it go. And there's a
00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:52.840
lock button too to make sure that you always
00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:55.960
know where it is. Yeah, it sounds like me farting.
00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:00.739
Alright, yeah, so you guys are, you know, rolling
00:38:00.739 --> 00:38:03.119
up. The guards kind of just halt you real quick.
00:38:03.179 --> 00:38:06.059
They're like, are you guys staying for the night?
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:09.119
Are you guys just traveling through? What time
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:11.159
of day is it currently? It's nighttime. Yeah,
00:38:11.260 --> 00:38:13.280
like how late into the night? It's about like,
00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:18.199
maybe like midnight, one in the morning. It's
00:38:18.199 --> 00:38:21.260
like, oh, are you doing some drinking? We're
00:38:21.260 --> 00:38:23.980
just looking for a place to stop for a little
00:38:23.980 --> 00:38:28.380
while. Probably end up doing some drinking, yeah.
00:38:35.170 --> 00:38:39.170
He's like, just please be... He's like, I haven't
00:38:39.170 --> 00:38:43.670
seen you all around here. The bars on these areas
00:38:43.670 --> 00:38:46.110
get a little rowdy, so please try to keep the
00:38:46.110 --> 00:38:49.670
peace. Understood. We will. Do you have any drinking
00:38:49.670 --> 00:38:56.030
or eating competitions in these parks? I would
00:38:56.030 --> 00:38:57.949
go to the dwarven bars. They're a rowdy bunch.
00:38:58.030 --> 00:39:02.190
They might... They might be into that. Sounds
00:39:02.190 --> 00:39:06.090
about right. But... Just... They're, uh... They'll
00:39:06.090 --> 00:39:09.230
drink it on the table, those dwarves. And don't
00:39:09.230 --> 00:39:11.750
I know it. Well, we'll be on our way now. I promise
00:39:11.750 --> 00:39:14.809
that. I can promise you they won't out -drink
00:39:14.809 --> 00:39:18.469
me. Alright. Well, uh... Then he kind of... One
00:39:18.469 --> 00:39:19.949
of them kind of just goes in, like... Looks inside
00:39:19.949 --> 00:39:21.989
your cart, like, uh... You guys bringing anything
00:39:21.989 --> 00:39:25.469
in? Just us. Just the bodies. He kind of just
00:39:25.469 --> 00:39:26.710
looks down and he says, all right, go on through.
00:39:28.130 --> 00:39:31.989
All right, and I go on through with the rest
00:39:31.989 --> 00:39:35.070
of the boys. I would love it if Alden was like,
00:39:35.230 --> 00:39:38.150
no, I'm not bringing anything. He's quiet, though,
00:39:38.170 --> 00:39:42.530
so he's like, whispers of, I'm in. Plus, he's
00:39:42.530 --> 00:39:44.690
only supposed to have a house. Must have been
00:39:44.690 --> 00:39:53.260
the wind. I don't even lock the car. So, you
00:39:53.260 --> 00:39:54.960
know, the church is about 15 -20 minutes from
00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:56.480
this location, so you'll be there pretty quick.
00:39:57.340 --> 00:39:59.840
The question is, is this church going to be open?
00:40:00.219 --> 00:40:03.559
Oh, yeah. I say it with confidence. I don't know.
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:06.619
So, you pull up to the church on the outside.
00:40:08.019 --> 00:40:10.320
You do see, like, there is a crest of, like,
00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:15.280
clashing swords and... Who speaks Elvish? Most
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:18.219
of us. Oh, yeah. So, in Elvish, it says this
00:40:18.219 --> 00:40:21.559
is, like, the church of the warriors. I give
00:40:21.559 --> 00:40:25.300
the... Old -fashioned cleric knock that every
00:40:25.300 --> 00:40:28.940
cleric knows. Right next to him. It's a single
00:40:28.940 --> 00:40:35.780
knock. I throw the information broker knock next
00:40:35.780 --> 00:40:37.780
to it. Who else would knock like that? One knock
00:40:37.780 --> 00:40:40.360
and then I move my hand down like a half a foot
00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:43.679
and do like three quick knocks. I make an eye.
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:48.639
After a moment, someone opens the door and there
00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:52.940
is a man who went through the door. Looks like
00:40:52.940 --> 00:40:56.639
an older, rugged elven man. He's wearing, like,
00:40:56.659 --> 00:41:02.320
pretty shiny armor. And he says, yes? We're looking
00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:05.559
for some services that you provide. And, I don't
00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:10.519
know, fashion. Infra broker. I'm going to hit
00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:13.099
him with a secret handshake. Whatever that is.
00:41:13.739 --> 00:41:17.420
That sort of thing. He says, what kind of help
00:41:17.420 --> 00:41:20.539
were you looking for? Just your standard curse
00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:25.460
removal. Oh, that kind of... When you go to one
00:41:25.460 --> 00:41:26.820
of the churches in town, you must be desperate
00:41:26.820 --> 00:41:30.139
if you're coming here. Not desperate. Just looking
00:41:30.139 --> 00:41:33.239
for somebody who's on the same kind of network.
00:41:33.719 --> 00:41:38.960
Well, we're willing to offer services as long
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:41.699
as you pay tribute and abide by our customs.
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:51.119
What about us? You must earn the favor. If we
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:54.579
earn the favor, will you also keep quiet about
00:41:54.579 --> 00:41:57.940
the job? This is a discreet challenge. Yeah.
00:41:57.980 --> 00:42:03.139
Oh, it is? Is it? This is a challenge we're all
00:42:03.139 --> 00:42:05.400
known for. We are the fighting clerics, after
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:10.019
all. You want to fight? It's like the fighting
00:42:10.019 --> 00:42:12.519
hours. That's exactly where I was going through
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:21.289
it. Now hold on a damn minute. What is this?
00:42:21.449 --> 00:42:24.150
He doesn't even need armor. And then he says,
00:42:24.190 --> 00:42:32.829
now he's thinking like a true warrior. He'll
00:42:32.829 --> 00:42:40.880
do it without any armor or weapons. Let's all
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:44.519
just make our way inside. And they say, hand
00:42:44.519 --> 00:42:47.000
-to -hand trial by combat? Can we just get inside?
00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:54.539
As you hear him loudly say, Gentlemen, wake up!
00:42:55.239 --> 00:42:58.820
All the lights just come right off. And you hear
00:42:58.820 --> 00:43:04.880
the flames just all scatter out. Yeah, like,
00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:06.960
there's torches on the outside that all light
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:09.739
up, and you hear, like, what sounds like a simultaneous,
00:43:09.920 --> 00:43:13.380
like, swords and, like, spears, like, clanking
00:43:13.380 --> 00:43:15.440
the floor, like, of, like, weapons hitting. There's,
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:17.099
like, dun -dun -dun -dun -dun. It somehow sounds
00:43:17.099 --> 00:43:19.639
exactly like the Mortal Kombat theme. Dun -dun
00:43:19.639 --> 00:43:23.000
-dun -dun -dun. Dun -dun -dun -dun -dun. They
00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:26.820
open the doors, and there's, um, there's, uh,
00:43:27.059 --> 00:43:30.880
there is other, like, uh, other people, like,
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:35.869
there's dwarves. half -ogres, orcs, other people
00:43:35.869 --> 00:43:37.989
that are dressed in armor as well, and they all
00:43:37.989 --> 00:43:40.269
have a kind of same insignia, as some of them
00:43:40.269 --> 00:43:41.630
are sparring, and then they kind of, everyone
00:43:41.630 --> 00:43:45.909
stops, because they're, they stop and say, someone
00:43:45.909 --> 00:43:47.969
want to take on a challenge? What part about
00:43:47.969 --> 00:43:51.670
discreet did you not understand? Hold up. To
00:43:51.670 --> 00:43:54.230
the guy who let us in, I only ask that we have
00:43:54.230 --> 00:43:56.849
one rule. Whoever can remove a curse, you hold
00:43:56.849 --> 00:44:11.360
them back so we can go wild with the rest. He
00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:14.179
says I thought you I thought you wanted to go
00:44:14.179 --> 00:44:16.559
one -on -one with their best I mean, it's whatever
00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:19.119
and then he turns around you hear that ladies
00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:28.420
and gentlemen, he's scared If we gotta prove
00:44:28.420 --> 00:44:30.599
ourselves, let's prove ourselves. I was trying
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:32.559
to show the strength of my team, but if you think
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:34.320
I'm a bitch, I'll show you how much I'm not a
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:37.840
bitch. Let's go. Can we just please enter the
00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:39.940
damn building so we don't draw anymore? If he
00:44:39.940 --> 00:44:44.199
won't do it, I will. No, what? He's already walked
00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:48.510
in. Yeah, Nick's already walked in. I walked
00:44:48.510 --> 00:44:50.929
in. They opened the doors for you guys, so the
00:44:50.929 --> 00:44:53.869
doors are open. He basically called me a bitch.
00:44:53.889 --> 00:44:57.110
I got real close to him. He's still smiling.
00:44:58.250 --> 00:45:00.989
There's a thrill about them. He's just ear to
00:45:00.989 --> 00:45:02.829
ear smiling. He's just like, oh, I can tell you're
00:45:02.829 --> 00:45:05.650
serious. I'm like, this is dead serious because
00:45:05.650 --> 00:45:08.030
I got called a bitch and Nick's don't play like
00:45:08.030 --> 00:45:10.150
that. He called all of us a bitch, essentially.
00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:12.980
I feel like as soon as he does like the camera's
00:45:12.980 --> 00:45:14.619
like panning to each of us and we're somehow
00:45:14.619 --> 00:45:16.900
like impossibly taller and more muscular than
00:45:16.900 --> 00:45:19.619
we normally are. What did you say about me? The
00:45:19.619 --> 00:45:23.260
camera dropped five feet from me. Harun's mechanical
00:45:23.260 --> 00:45:25.820
muscles are fucking glistening like what's up?
00:45:26.780 --> 00:45:29.480
You know the anime thing where they zoom in real
00:45:29.480 --> 00:45:31.659
close and their forehead and their eyes. It's
00:45:31.659 --> 00:45:32.900
like they get that view and you're like what
00:45:32.900 --> 00:45:35.119
did you just call me? What did you just say?
00:45:35.239 --> 00:45:37.340
It's the anime insanity look. Yeah that's the
00:45:37.340 --> 00:45:39.570
one. I don't normally wear glasses, but all of
00:45:39.570 --> 00:45:41.030
a sudden, I'm pushing them shits up my nose.
00:45:41.110 --> 00:45:42.909
Like, you haven't seen my full power yet. The
00:45:42.909 --> 00:45:45.090
sun that is non -existent at the time glares
00:45:45.090 --> 00:45:47.269
off. You think our best warrior is as good as
00:45:47.269 --> 00:45:50.250
your best warrior? Yeah, I, like, put my glasses
00:45:50.250 --> 00:45:51.869
up and tilt down. All of a sudden, my eye is
00:45:51.869 --> 00:45:56.570
wide out. He's like, I see red. I hand Baldwin
00:45:56.570 --> 00:45:59.710
a jar of baby oil and say, get us all. Let's
00:45:59.710 --> 00:46:05.329
go. Grab us up, baby. As he, um... The cleric
00:46:05.329 --> 00:46:09.610
will let you in. He says, um... We here, I'm
00:46:09.610 --> 00:46:12.090
assuming from the looks of you, you were in the
00:46:12.090 --> 00:46:16.570
war as well. You're goddamn right. Welcome, brothers.
00:46:16.949 --> 00:46:25.050
We fought alongside some of you. We were on the
00:46:25.050 --> 00:46:28.670
front lines as well, I'm sure. My war is like
00:46:28.670 --> 00:46:31.949
you were, experiencing the brutality of war.
00:46:32.050 --> 00:46:34.889
So we were in charge of healing and fighting.
00:46:35.969 --> 00:46:39.530
We like to heal, but we also like to fight. So...
00:46:39.530 --> 00:46:41.809
Is there anything that will bring us back to
00:46:41.809 --> 00:46:44.590
our maximum? I've used a decent amount of resource.
00:46:45.730 --> 00:46:51.670
He says, we have our champion here. He can probably
00:46:51.670 --> 00:46:54.590
convince the one in clear. He says champion,
00:46:54.670 --> 00:46:56.389
and without saying anything, I'm letting him
00:46:56.389 --> 00:46:58.889
talk. I point the hip foot on my hip a little
00:46:58.889 --> 00:47:00.969
bit, start pulling at my championship belt, like,
00:47:01.010 --> 00:47:03.679
let him. She's like, take it off and you kind
00:47:03.679 --> 00:47:05.500
of like put it over your shoulder and show it
00:47:05.500 --> 00:47:06.619
off a little bit. I can tell you about this champion
00:47:06.619 --> 00:47:10.460
you talk about, but... And an insane amount of
00:47:10.460 --> 00:47:16.460
oil on my face. What did you just call me? Did
00:47:16.460 --> 00:47:19.219
you call me a bitch? You can keep going. I just
00:47:19.219 --> 00:47:20.940
wanted to make sure the moment he's a champion,
00:47:21.059 --> 00:47:23.420
I had to make sure my belt was shown. Are you
00:47:23.420 --> 00:47:25.519
wearing your belt? Yeah, I'm wearing my belt.
00:47:25.659 --> 00:47:29.739
Alright, cool. Yeah, so he's gonna turn to you
00:47:29.739 --> 00:47:33.010
and say... We have our current champion who's
00:47:33.010 --> 00:47:35.510
been undefeated for the past three years. You
00:47:35.510 --> 00:47:39.429
can be him and you're for the best. I will honor
00:47:39.429 --> 00:47:42.769
my comrades with this battle, but I want him
00:47:42.769 --> 00:47:44.469
to face me straight. Are you familiar with a
00:47:44.469 --> 00:47:51.889
match style called Hell in a Cell? Hell yeah,
00:47:51.929 --> 00:47:56.269
brother. Put it over lava. I'm going to walk
00:47:56.269 --> 00:48:00.170
next to Nix and put my hand on his head. Now.
00:48:00.670 --> 00:48:03.269
Do you think that you can take on five of these
00:48:03.269 --> 00:48:05.929
people? I said five v. four. Five v. five. It's
00:48:05.929 --> 00:48:08.150
all of us. All of us, yes. Wait, one v. three.
00:48:08.449 --> 00:48:10.210
Nobody's left. Or five, yeah. I'll make sure
00:48:10.210 --> 00:48:11.670
it counts. Well, then in that case, that's fine.
00:48:11.809 --> 00:48:14.210
You see, like, the guy's talking. He's like an
00:48:14.210 --> 00:48:16.409
older old man. You kind of hear someone say,
00:48:16.650 --> 00:48:20.610
oh, I knew he was a coward. All right, fuck it.
00:48:20.670 --> 00:48:23.409
Let's go. Run them once. Run them once. This
00:48:23.409 --> 00:48:25.789
red -headed dwarf comes down, and he's holding
00:48:25.789 --> 00:48:30.190
a hammer, and he just says, oh, this guy? All
00:48:30.190 --> 00:48:33.380
right. No, fuck it. Fuck it. Running them one.
00:48:33.500 --> 00:48:37.260
Sorry, guys. He says, oh, it's been a while since
00:48:37.260 --> 00:48:39.000
I've had a good fight. Maybe this will be a good
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:40.880
warm -up. I didn't know you guys were bitches.
00:48:41.440 --> 00:48:44.159
Yeah. You only have one strong guy? Oh, no, we
00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:46.539
have plenty, but... No, I mean, I get it. You're
00:48:46.539 --> 00:48:49.300
scared if all of us are together. I like to fight
00:48:49.300 --> 00:48:52.480
alone because I am someone who enjoys the traditional
00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:54.880
combat. All right, then let's run it, bro. He
00:48:54.880 --> 00:48:58.610
says, are you a man of wagers? Hold on. I think
00:48:58.610 --> 00:49:01.969
we should just all just... Since you're scared
00:49:01.969 --> 00:49:04.110
to fight in a group here, why don't you and Nyx
00:49:04.110 --> 00:49:06.429
just go in the corner over there and then bring
00:49:06.429 --> 00:49:09.869
out your best. Let's go. He says, we'll do champion
00:49:09.869 --> 00:49:12.469
versus champion in single combat and then you'll
00:49:12.469 --> 00:49:14.369
fight four of our best as well. It'll be a five
00:49:14.369 --> 00:49:16.530
on five, but you guys can single combat to your
00:49:16.530 --> 00:49:20.610
hearts' content. It'll be a side fight. It's
00:49:20.610 --> 00:49:24.829
like ten feet. Yeah, there's just like over here.
00:49:25.849 --> 00:49:27.469
I like that thing, because after I beat your
00:49:27.469 --> 00:49:30.630
ass, I can go then help my homies. They're in
00:49:30.630 --> 00:49:39.369
a playpen. Hey, it's not a playpen. It's a sandbox,
00:49:39.510 --> 00:49:43.170
all right? You got to get your trusty screwdriver.
00:49:44.530 --> 00:49:47.969
It's a sandbox. Oh, God. Do I have my... I think
00:49:47.969 --> 00:49:50.550
I have my mini here. We're all going to roll
00:49:50.550 --> 00:49:52.090
initiative. So, Nick, go ahead and roll initiative.
00:49:55.590 --> 00:49:58.269
Nice belt you got there. You want to put on the
00:49:58.269 --> 00:50:08.389
line? He says I'm willing to trade you my goblet
00:50:08.389 --> 00:50:12.650
for it. Did someone say goblin? Goblet. Oh, thank
00:50:12.650 --> 00:50:17.670
goodness. Goblet. You triggered the racist. Fucking
00:50:17.670 --> 00:50:20.610
green skins. He's like, I sent one of those people.
00:50:21.829 --> 00:50:25.380
I smell them. Let's make one thing straight right
00:50:25.380 --> 00:50:32.019
now. They're not people. Goblins, right? Fucking
00:50:32.019 --> 00:50:34.360
goblins. Yeah, this is the Forgotten Realms.
00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:38.539
All right. Yeah, yeah. All right. Goddamn goblins.
00:50:38.739 --> 00:50:40.199
So, Nick, you're going to go ahead and roll first
00:50:40.199 --> 00:50:43.800
for the attack. Oh, nice. So, right now, it's
00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:45.699
you two starting it off. So, they're going to
00:50:45.699 --> 00:50:47.480
do these guys, and then we'll do you guys. Mm
00:50:47.480 --> 00:50:51.069
-hmm. Actually, I did not think of 13. Well,
00:50:51.069 --> 00:50:52.769
out of him and you two, you rolled a little higher
00:50:52.769 --> 00:50:55.670
than he did. Whoa, wow, cool. All right, I'm
00:50:55.670 --> 00:50:57.809
on rage. And I should have probably pulled up
00:50:57.809 --> 00:51:02.769
my table first. Is it a coffee table? Fine, fine,
00:51:02.769 --> 00:51:05.789
fine, fine, fine, fine. We're like bolsters of
00:51:05.789 --> 00:51:08.610
spirits. I got an eight, so I shoot right...
00:51:08.610 --> 00:51:10.369
It's already on my next turn for a vote. It's
00:51:10.369 --> 00:51:12.730
actually my concert. Shoot a radiant light for
00:51:12.730 --> 00:51:16.309
my chest. It's in your closet. It's just like
00:51:16.309 --> 00:51:19.030
white, white, white. You hear Campbell dancing?
00:51:19.349 --> 00:51:25.429
Yeah. Uh, and then I go to recklessly... Actually...
00:51:25.429 --> 00:51:29.929
Yeah, fuck it. Recklessly attack. Alright. Nice.
00:51:30.070 --> 00:51:34.170
Cool. 20. Natural. Natural. Alright, go ahead.
00:51:34.329 --> 00:51:37.329
Crit! Crit out the gates. Dude, he just crit
00:51:37.329 --> 00:51:41.309
his pants. Honestly, I don't know if it's too
00:51:41.309 --> 00:51:42.590
late, but I was definitely going to want to try
00:51:42.590 --> 00:51:45.050
to do a disarming strike. I know it isn't part
00:51:45.050 --> 00:51:47.110
of the crit damage, it's a separate damage. It
00:51:47.110 --> 00:51:53.780
was going to be my... He stepped in my closet.
00:51:53.900 --> 00:52:02.079
Oh my fucking god! Two eights! Whoa! Does he
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:06.420
roll something for the disarming? Yeah, it is...
00:52:06.420 --> 00:52:11.019
12 total damage. So it's double the one, so it's
00:52:11.019 --> 00:52:26.409
24 plus... 34. Jesus! What? Right! 16. For what
00:52:26.409 --> 00:52:32.110
kind of save? Straight. That is going to be 19.
00:52:32.369 --> 00:52:34.889
Damn. All right. Well, I whack him again. Hefty
00:52:34.889 --> 00:52:39.110
boy. Hefty boy. Come on. Reckless. Reckless.
00:52:40.530 --> 00:52:49.530
Damn. Okay. That's a 29. That's a damn? 29 to
00:52:49.530 --> 00:52:52.050
hit. Could have been a crit. Could have been
00:52:52.050 --> 00:52:57.639
a crit. I do it again. I try to disarm him again.
00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:03.760
Alright. So that's going to be... That's a pretty
00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:07.739
good move. Disarming somebody. 16 damage. Alright,
00:53:07.780 --> 00:53:15.199
he will need to... Accent Surge. Rude. I guess
00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:18.239
it depends on who you ask. That's a free action
00:53:18.239 --> 00:53:21.159
pickup? Yeah, you can pick up a sword. Oh, fuck.
00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:23.159
Okay. Well, then I fear and strike. It's okay.
00:53:23.179 --> 00:53:25.400
None of these worked anyway. It's like a bonus
00:53:25.400 --> 00:53:29.219
action to pick something up. Fear and strike.
00:53:29.300 --> 00:53:31.139
Make sure you attack when you fear and strike.
00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:36.500
Yeah. So this one's going to be my... That's
00:53:36.500 --> 00:53:38.300
what I'm saying. Okay. This is my third one.
00:53:38.400 --> 00:54:00.900
Okay. This one's going to be... Wisdom, I got
00:54:00.900 --> 00:54:06.559
16. Alright, last attack. Do it, do it, do it.
00:54:06.559 --> 00:54:11.139
That one was another 16. He is still standing.
00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:20.219
We're at 50. I misread what was on your phone.
00:54:22.599 --> 00:54:51.530
Dyslexia is my superpower. So he goes in he you
00:54:51.530 --> 00:55:00.900
see him like touches himself and He looks like
00:55:00.900 --> 00:55:04.699
almost as if he didn't take any damage. Cleric
00:55:04.699 --> 00:55:08.599
has indecent exposure. Yeah, these are all clerics.
00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:12.760
You're fucked. He takes his hammer. Then he takes
00:55:12.760 --> 00:55:15.340
his hammer. I don't think he's a cleric. Oh,
00:55:15.340 --> 00:55:19.139
they're different domains. Yeah. And then he
00:55:19.139 --> 00:55:22.179
takes his hammer and you see the hammer as he
00:55:22.179 --> 00:55:25.639
picks it up. The power courses through it as
00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:27.019
he goes to hit you with it. And he does get an
00:55:27.019 --> 00:55:28.119
advantage since you're attacking recklessly.
00:55:33.389 --> 00:55:41.349
18 hit. Damn, for real? For real? And then 20
00:55:41.349 --> 00:55:44.670
not natural. And then he's going to go ahead
00:55:44.670 --> 00:55:48.550
and... Let's see who the bone is. No, it's his
00:55:48.550 --> 00:55:55.230
turn. He's fully healed again. He looks at you
00:55:55.230 --> 00:56:05.380
and he says, that was nice. Let's see. Yeah,
00:56:05.400 --> 00:56:06.920
we'll let the battle play out, because it's going
00:56:06.920 --> 00:56:07.880
to be a lot for me to keep track of everything
00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:10.519
going on. So, yeah, so he says, and he kind of,
00:56:10.519 --> 00:56:16.079
like, says, free to proceed. All right. I shoot
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:19.380
my radiating bolt from my chest. I shoot my goo.
00:56:22.059 --> 00:56:24.099
Is it a save, or is it just a... No, yeah, I
00:56:24.099 --> 00:56:46.159
don't think so. So it's dead for damage. That's
00:56:46.159 --> 00:57:03.239
gonna be 20. Natural. Natural 20? I'm sorry,
00:57:03.340 --> 00:57:05.699
no. Not natural. Well, dirty slowly 20 other
00:57:05.699 --> 00:57:12.500
hits. Dirtiest it can be. He's about to walk
00:57:12.500 --> 00:57:14.800
out of there, like, with those guy feet and bruised
00:57:14.800 --> 00:57:16.420
on the ground, and he's gonna have, like, looks
00:57:16.420 --> 00:57:19.280
like Oliver's, like, Oliver's chest and stuff.
00:57:19.699 --> 00:57:23.119
Like, kisses. You should see the other guy. Oh,
00:57:23.219 --> 00:57:25.460
so he's, how much? Three. Three right here. Okay.
00:57:25.599 --> 00:57:28.969
Yeah, the, um... You see like the radiant damage
00:57:28.969 --> 00:57:30.510
kind of hit him and he kind of just doesn't seem
00:57:30.510 --> 00:57:32.730
to be fazed by it. As the armor seems to kind
00:57:32.730 --> 00:57:34.590
of just glimmer as it just kind of shines off
00:57:34.590 --> 00:57:40.989
of him. You can faintly hear a chorus. It actually
00:57:40.989 --> 00:57:46.789
healed him. Alright. 19 does hit. Okay. Oof.
00:57:47.030 --> 00:57:51.329
That's not very good. 13 damage. 13. Alright.
00:57:52.409 --> 00:57:55.269
Is that your turn? Yep. Alright. So he's going
00:57:55.269 --> 00:57:59.889
to go ahead and... Attack good thing advantage
00:57:59.889 --> 00:58:09.230
at 21 Okay, so we'll take the first one so first
00:58:09.230 --> 00:58:11.369
one misses second attack hits so the second was
00:58:11.369 --> 00:58:25.119
21 Okay And then he's gonna go ahead and So you
00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:29.860
feel when this hammer hits you it packs an extra
00:58:29.860 --> 00:58:37.260
radiant punch Radiant punch yeah, I feel like
00:58:37.260 --> 00:58:38.460
that's something they would use to convert people
00:58:38.460 --> 00:59:07.400
to like some sort of religious What spell is
00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:09.880
he using? Huh? What spell? Oh, it's not a spell.
00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:14.119
Oh, some divine smites? Uh -uh. He has other
00:59:14.119 --> 00:59:22.039
traits. So it's going to be 12 damage. Physical
00:59:22.039 --> 00:59:28.349
damage? Radiant damage. As... This thing just
00:59:28.349 --> 00:59:31.250
hits you and it just doesn't feel like a regular
00:59:31.250 --> 00:59:38.929
hit. One more juice to it. Juice. As he looks
00:59:38.929 --> 00:59:48.429
at you and he says, I'm having fun. The robot
00:59:48.429 --> 00:59:50.989
over there hits me harder than this just playing
00:59:50.989 --> 01:00:23.699
around. 25. 25 hits. is still standing. Oh, and
01:00:23.699 --> 01:00:26.780
then I shoot my bolt at him. Alright. And that's
01:00:26.780 --> 01:00:30.559
going to do 2 damage and he needs to make that
01:00:30.559 --> 01:00:33.179
con save of 15. It's radiant damage? Radiant.
01:00:33.360 --> 01:00:43.460
Perfect. Con, I got 16. Oh, wait. Shit, I had
01:00:43.460 --> 01:00:45.579
that 9 points of temporary hit points, right?
01:00:45.900 --> 01:00:58.590
Yeah. Oh, cool. And then, uh, 26 to hit? Ah,
01:00:58.610 --> 01:01:08.670
that hits. Oh, right. That's gonna be, uh, 22
01:01:08.670 --> 01:01:13.130
points of radiant damage. Holy fuck. I'm a little
01:01:13.130 --> 01:01:15.630
bigger this time. I'm gonna roll the first time.
01:01:15.989 --> 01:01:30.539
Um... And... All right, and your turn, sir. There's
01:01:30.539 --> 01:01:32.679
no anti -ill in this game, is there? There's
01:01:32.679 --> 01:01:39.480
no anti -ill in this game, is there? Uh, 25.
01:01:39.900 --> 01:01:50.519
25 hits. Oh, damn it, Jesus. Uh, dirty 20. Dirty
01:01:50.519 --> 01:01:54.199
20 hits. Wait, or you said... Is that your second
01:01:54.199 --> 01:01:55.599
hit, or did you get a hit? For my second hit.
01:01:55.719 --> 01:02:04.280
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is. 17 damage. 17, alright.
01:02:05.420 --> 01:02:11.539
And then... 5 radiant damage and another one
01:02:11.539 --> 01:02:15.579
of those con saves. Perfect. No magic weapons
01:02:15.579 --> 01:02:17.659
or armor sounds better now, huh? Yeah, it does.
01:02:20.039 --> 01:02:24.360
It's going to be 18 to save. And then radiant
01:02:24.360 --> 01:02:26.440
damage, same thing. You just see his armor glisten
01:02:26.440 --> 01:02:30.059
and it seems to not really be too affected by
01:02:30.059 --> 01:02:34.150
it. Alright. He's going to go ahead and attack
01:02:34.150 --> 01:02:37.369
you now. That's going to be a 10. That's going
01:02:37.369 --> 01:02:40.469
to miss. That's cocked. And then it's going to
01:02:40.469 --> 01:02:42.750
be a 12. That's going to miss. And he's going
01:02:42.750 --> 01:02:46.750
to heal himself again. It's okay. You'll eventually
01:02:46.750 --> 01:02:52.230
run out of spell slots. That's so funny. They
01:02:52.230 --> 01:02:56.210
got to go away. Oh, he has a lot. Another dirty
01:02:56.210 --> 01:02:58.349
20. Oh, yeah, it hits. I mean, if we're using
01:02:58.349 --> 01:03:00.289
everything, everyone did give you health potions.
01:03:00.690 --> 01:03:03.059
Oh, yeah, that is true. And he calls in his spell,
01:03:03.139 --> 01:03:10.599
Sluts. I'm here all week. 16 damage. He will
01:03:10.599 --> 01:03:20.320
leave. There it is. 22. 22 to hit? Yep. It hits.
01:03:21.260 --> 01:03:27.019
All right. And then another one of those con
01:03:27.019 --> 01:03:29.639
safes are apparently the damage that was irrelevant.
01:03:32.269 --> 01:03:34.190
It's gonna be a 12 for the con. Oh, okay. He's
01:03:34.190 --> 01:03:42.090
blinded. All right. Suck that. All right. So
01:03:42.090 --> 01:03:45.409
then he's blind now. It's his turn. As you see
01:03:45.409 --> 01:03:48.269
him kind of grab his eyes and he casts a spell
01:03:48.269 --> 01:03:52.050
and then he can see again. Oh, my God. I see
01:03:52.050 --> 01:03:56.489
why you're the champ. Yep. As he then looks at
01:03:56.489 --> 01:03:59.190
you and says, that was a nice little trick. And
01:03:59.190 --> 01:04:03.440
then he says, Let's see. When was my action song?
01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:07.440
I'll go ahead and kill myself again. And then
01:04:07.440 --> 01:04:08.940
it's your turn again. Don't run out of those.
01:04:09.179 --> 01:04:12.480
Eventually. I will. But for now, I got a bunch.
01:04:18.619 --> 01:04:20.960
Just two rigids beating the hell out of each
01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:26.300
other. This is a really small closet. 19 hits.
01:04:30.670 --> 01:04:33.530
What are you doing with Aldwyn? He's just watching.
01:04:34.269 --> 01:04:42.429
17 damage. Still invisible. Just a floating hat.
01:04:42.530 --> 01:04:47.210
25. No, his clothes are invisible. And then that
01:04:47.210 --> 01:04:56.670
one is 14 damage. Alright. That's gonna be 19.
01:04:57.010 --> 01:04:59.449
Alright, he's good. Perfect. He's gonna go ahead
01:04:59.449 --> 01:05:10.610
and... There you go. Franklin in the background
01:05:10.610 --> 01:05:18.389
is kind of like making a mud castle walls. He's
01:05:18.389 --> 01:05:21.670
like, I've been enjoying him. He's like, do you
01:05:21.670 --> 01:05:25.349
want to feel some real magic? He walks up to
01:05:25.349 --> 01:05:26.789
you and he puts his hand on your chest and then
01:05:26.789 --> 01:05:32.329
go ahead and roll me in. Let's see. This falls
01:05:32.329 --> 01:05:37.510
over, guys. Go ahead and roll me a... Give me
01:05:37.510 --> 01:05:44.570
a con save. Not like that. Redacted. Redacted.
01:05:45.130 --> 01:05:51.869
That is 16 plus 6, forever 20. 22. That saves.
01:05:51.949 --> 01:05:54.190
So you feel this energy course through you. It
01:05:54.190 --> 01:05:56.789
almost kind of takes over you, but you managed
01:05:56.789 --> 01:06:01.199
to... Fight off this magic. You fought off the
01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:08.219
gay thoughts. Yep. Alright, and then he's going
01:06:08.219 --> 01:06:10.960
to go ahead and cast the bones back to heal himself,
01:06:11.039 --> 01:06:13.079
and it's your turn. Alright, this time I'm going
01:06:13.079 --> 01:06:15.380
to heal myself. I'm going to use second wave.
01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:29.900
Oh, cool, 13 health back. Nice. Dirty 20 hits.
01:06:32.440 --> 01:06:37.059
Uh, I'll roll. 11 damage. 11 damage, alright.
01:06:40.099 --> 01:06:49.440
26. 26 hits. Uh, 16 damage. And then another
01:06:49.440 --> 01:07:05.639
constant. Alright. 21. 21. 21. Let's see. He's
01:07:05.639 --> 01:07:06.820
looking pretty rough, but then he's going to
01:07:06.820 --> 01:07:09.780
go ahead and look at you and then say, well,
01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:18.500
the hammer's calling to you, so. All right. First
01:07:18.500 --> 01:07:22.619
one was a 10. Second one's a 24. Okay. And then
01:07:22.619 --> 01:07:35.719
he. It's going to be 31 points of damage. Gradient
01:07:35.719 --> 01:07:41.579
damage. Jesus. Cool. You feel like all this energy
01:07:41.579 --> 01:07:43.780
is just coursing through you. It's just flowing
01:07:43.780 --> 01:07:48.139
through the hammer. Cool. Is health post an action
01:07:48.139 --> 01:07:52.539
or a bonus action? That was a bonus. Normally,
01:07:52.800 --> 01:07:54.960
it's an action, but for me, I just say it's a
01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:56.579
bonus because you're struggling. It's an action,
01:07:56.699 --> 01:07:59.320
but it's a very popular, very optional rule to
01:07:59.320 --> 01:08:00.900
make it a bonus action. Cool. For me, it's a
01:08:00.900 --> 01:08:02.860
bonus. If you're giving it to someone else, it's
01:08:02.860 --> 01:08:05.679
an action. Okay. Yeah, how much health is that
01:08:05.679 --> 01:08:10.019
regular healing or is it greater I think is 44
01:09:00.599 --> 01:09:20.810
Crane all over 25 He is looking really really
01:09:44.939 --> 01:09:47.880
He looks at you and says, I wanted to use this
01:09:47.880 --> 01:09:50.760
one for damage, but as he heals, he kind of perks
01:09:50.760 --> 01:10:02.220
up again. He heals again. I burned all my high
01:10:02.220 --> 01:10:05.800
-level spells now. I hate you. I had a plan for
01:10:05.800 --> 01:10:09.560
one of them, but it was either that or die, so.
01:10:11.600 --> 01:10:15.579
He should have chosen death. I'm just going to
01:10:15.579 --> 01:10:18.100
take my time. And then he's going to hit you
01:10:18.100 --> 01:10:21.159
with a hammer. All anybody knows is he went out
01:10:21.159 --> 01:10:25.000
like, yeah, sure. 21 hits? Nope. All right, yeah.
01:10:25.640 --> 01:10:28.819
God bless that championship belt, though. He
01:10:28.819 --> 01:10:30.939
swings a hammer as you kind of just narrowly
01:10:30.939 --> 01:10:32.560
avoid it. You just kind of feel it brush your
01:10:32.560 --> 01:10:36.199
face. Oh, okay. Can you make that con save first
01:10:36.199 --> 01:10:50.649
this time? Yes. 17. 30 hit? Yeah. Oh, it hits.
01:10:54.229 --> 01:11:06.930
Oh, cool. 19 damage. Alright. 22. 22 hits. Uh,
01:11:07.090 --> 01:11:10.689
16 damage. Alright. He is still alive, looking
01:11:10.689 --> 01:11:17.130
really hurt. Why would you die? Go to sleep,
01:11:17.329 --> 01:11:20.050
dude! At this point, he's just a masochist. He's
01:11:20.050 --> 01:11:22.350
just extending it out. He's, like, swinging at
01:11:22.350 --> 01:11:23.829
me, missing left and right, getting, like, a
01:11:23.829 --> 01:11:26.189
lucky hit. I'm like, fuck, okay. Keep banging
01:11:26.189 --> 01:11:31.170
on him. Nick starts crying. Stop. Stop. Stop
01:11:31.170 --> 01:11:35.189
resisting. Just give up. This isn't fun anymore.
01:11:35.569 --> 01:11:41.350
He's reaching. 23 to hit? Yeah, yeah. All right.
01:11:41.489 --> 01:11:43.550
That's exactly like the blonde from Konosuba.
01:11:50.470 --> 01:11:52.050
Alright, it's going to be 28 points of radiant
01:11:52.050 --> 01:11:56.810
damage. As his hammer connects with you and just
01:11:56.810 --> 01:11:59.109
manages to just hit you with just pure energy,
01:11:59.109 --> 01:12:02.850
just forces through you. Is his hammer called
01:12:02.850 --> 01:12:06.369
the Holy Moly? It's the Holy Guacamole, actually.
01:12:06.590 --> 01:12:09.329
Oh, okay. That's not a mall. That is his turn.
01:12:09.470 --> 01:12:12.569
The Holy Guacamole. He used one more spell to
01:12:12.569 --> 01:12:33.320
heal himself. Cool. I used my last potion. 17.
01:12:33.320 --> 01:12:37.060
17 damage? Help. Because I used my last trainer
01:12:37.060 --> 01:12:40.880
version. Oh, okay. Go ahead and add that. I like
01:12:40.880 --> 01:12:43.420
how you assumed it was damage. I mean, he just
01:12:43.420 --> 01:12:48.420
hit you. Fair enough, you know? He knows how
01:12:48.420 --> 01:12:53.779
to hit it. 19. 19 damage? All right, enough to
01:12:53.779 --> 01:13:09.130
hit. Okay, yeah, 19 to hit. 17 damage. Alright.
01:13:09.869 --> 01:13:15.750
He's still standing. That's real hurt. I think
01:13:15.750 --> 01:13:21.970
that's like 28. 28 hits. 15 damage. Alright.
01:13:22.109 --> 01:13:26.649
He is down. Ah, finally! You kind of hit him
01:13:26.649 --> 01:13:29.369
as you... normally you would know like some of
01:13:29.369 --> 01:13:30.670
this would go unconscious but you hit him and
01:13:30.670 --> 01:13:33.270
he kind of just like oh and you see him like
01:13:33.270 --> 01:13:36.930
like fall but then he like kind of picks up like
01:13:36.930 --> 01:13:38.550
like within a split second kind of stands like
01:13:38.550 --> 01:13:43.369
oh it's good i put my uh sword to his fucking
01:13:43.369 --> 01:13:49.310
chin do you finally yield as he says uh don't
01:13:49.310 --> 01:13:51.569
get hostile now as uh go ahead and roll me wisdom
01:13:51.569 --> 01:13:55.789
save this guy got advantage in these situations
01:13:59.350 --> 01:14:06.689
20 plus Nat 20 oh yeah you can save it you kind
01:14:06.689 --> 01:14:08.609
of felt like you were just like your body was
01:14:08.609 --> 01:14:10.649
tenting up as you kind of just managed to just
01:14:10.649 --> 01:14:13.130
hold from like you kind of felt your body stiffen
01:14:13.130 --> 01:14:15.329
but you kind of just fight through it can I punch
01:14:15.329 --> 01:14:17.550
him in the face for trying some bullshit you
01:14:17.550 --> 01:14:20.369
are in a temple surrounded by a lot of clerics
01:14:20.369 --> 01:14:23.369
and these are the people you are asking for help
01:14:23.369 --> 01:14:26.689
is this the fight ending is this the end of the
01:14:26.689 --> 01:14:29.789
fight then yeah okay then yeah I guess He asked
01:14:29.789 --> 01:14:32.350
him straight up, do you yield? He's like, one
01:14:32.350 --> 01:14:37.310
more thing. Well, you can't get me back. He dropped
01:14:37.310 --> 01:14:40.149
and he wasn't conscious. That's why I said he
01:14:40.149 --> 01:14:44.109
dropped unconscious and then it was done. That's
01:14:44.109 --> 01:14:49.029
why I said he dropped unconscious. I heard you
01:14:49.029 --> 01:14:51.029
said he fell and then he said some shit. No,
01:14:51.029 --> 01:14:54.810
I said he fell and dropped unconscious. And then
01:14:54.810 --> 01:15:05.350
he stood back up after like a second. Oh, it
01:15:05.350 --> 01:15:06.789
wasn't money, it was just a goblet. Oh, okay.
01:15:06.869 --> 01:15:08.890
We'll go through the train of goblins. Take that
01:15:08.890 --> 01:15:11.909
hammer away from him. Now you can watch my voice
01:15:11.909 --> 01:15:16.590
beat your voice. Did somebody say goblin? Goblet!
01:15:18.109 --> 01:15:21.109
I'm getting my hopes up. It's just this fancy
01:15:21.109 --> 01:15:24.289
gold goblet with jewels on the side of it. Nice.
01:15:24.489 --> 01:15:29.050
There's diamonds and leaves. There's sapphires
01:15:29.050 --> 01:15:34.390
in there. There's an emblem of It's a pimp chalice.
01:15:34.449 --> 01:15:36.289
It's a pimp chalice. It's a pimp chalice. That's
01:15:36.289 --> 01:15:39.210
what I was starting to get from it. It's gold
01:15:39.210 --> 01:15:42.529
with the rhinestones. Whenever you have it equipped,
01:15:42.869 --> 01:15:46.409
you walk with a limb. Could I? But then also
01:15:46.409 --> 01:15:47.909
when you're holding it, the cane just pops out
01:15:47.909 --> 01:15:50.430
of nowhere. I just immediately put my sword over
01:15:50.430 --> 01:15:53.949
my eye. He takes one of Rune's hat and he's like,
01:15:53.989 --> 01:15:58.359
what? I was going to say, I stole one of Aldwyn's
01:15:58.359 --> 01:16:01.100
hats that's jewel -encrusted. So we're about
01:16:01.100 --> 01:16:02.659
to get ready for a fight, and then I see him
01:16:02.659 --> 01:16:04.800
getting glammed up, and I run over there, and
01:16:04.800 --> 01:16:07.100
I pop the hat on him and run back and get ready.
01:16:07.239 --> 01:16:10.359
Nick steals the first coat. I have the jewel
01:16:10.359 --> 01:16:12.939
-encrusted hat? Yes. Okay, I'm going to do something
01:16:12.939 --> 01:16:17.279
about that later. In the Jenner's closet, there's
01:16:17.279 --> 01:16:20.340
a random purple fuzzy jacket with a little red
01:16:20.340 --> 01:16:24.170
lining of it. I'm like, huh, huh. It's calling
01:16:24.170 --> 01:16:27.029
to me. You're like, it's calling to me. It says,
01:16:27.029 --> 01:16:29.630
like, where usually the name plate is, it says
01:16:29.630 --> 01:16:32.890
Slickback right on it. And then you only get
01:16:32.890 --> 01:16:36.689
names. That's like the whole thing. He was a
01:16:36.689 --> 01:16:41.449
deep gnome named Slickback. That's what we did
01:16:41.449 --> 01:16:50.829
for our one shot. Yeah. Did we bet anything on
01:16:50.829 --> 01:16:52.689
this other fight? Did any of you guys bet anything?
01:16:52.710 --> 01:16:54.029
Oh, no, this is just for you to get the favor
01:16:54.029 --> 01:16:56.609
from them. Yeah, okay. We're working on the favor.
01:16:57.329 --> 01:17:00.710
Got it. Now it's your turn. I start sitting back.
01:17:00.770 --> 01:17:03.149
All right, boys, as I'm not in too bad of shape,
01:17:03.210 --> 01:17:07.210
actually. All right, boys, make me proud. I expect
01:17:07.210 --> 01:17:10.189
you to walk out with lipstick all over you. All
01:17:10.189 --> 01:17:11.949
right. Only a half health, like, on the dot.
01:17:11.989 --> 01:17:17.909
I'm at 41, I'm at 82. All right. The radiant
01:17:17.909 --> 01:17:21.279
damage is... Help me. That would help that a
01:17:21.279 --> 01:17:24.420
lot. Yeah, it was charging him. Oh, that's what
01:17:24.420 --> 01:17:26.779
made it do so much damage? You were charging
01:17:26.779 --> 01:17:28.399
his weapon every time you hit him. That makes
01:17:28.399 --> 01:17:31.380
a lot of sense. I was like, all right, you chose
01:17:31.380 --> 01:17:37.380
radiant. The dice chose radiant. I was like,
01:17:37.399 --> 01:17:40.199
you're just making him stronger. Make sure to
01:17:40.199 --> 01:17:43.659
add the challenge to your inventory. You're holding
01:17:43.659 --> 01:17:45.979
it as you feel the hand, the dwarf kind of grabs
01:17:45.979 --> 01:17:48.359
you by the shoulder and says, and you turn around.
01:17:48.890 --> 01:17:51.569
In his hand, he's holding a bottle. And he says,
01:17:51.750 --> 01:17:58.930
You are worthy adversary. Drinks? Yeah. You guys
01:17:58.930 --> 01:18:04.069
can drink here? He says, What kind of church
01:18:04.069 --> 01:18:10.449
is this? What kind of God lets you drink like
01:18:10.449 --> 01:18:12.770
this? He says, I don't know what the gods, but
01:18:12.770 --> 01:18:15.989
the dwarves drink. What kind of cleric are you?
01:18:17.630 --> 01:18:20.350
down to drink what the fuck he just says from
01:18:20.350 --> 01:18:23.409
what i i earned this from what the actions i
01:18:23.409 --> 01:18:26.210
had to do in there in the war all right i'm done
01:18:26.210 --> 01:18:29.930
as he uh he hands you your own bottle he has
01:18:29.930 --> 01:18:33.149
his own bottle too so all right it's uh how would
01:18:33.149 --> 01:18:36.449
i write this uh chalice i'm just just write fancy
01:18:36.449 --> 01:18:40.409
pimp chalice so if you want to sell it it's gonna
01:18:40.409 --> 01:18:42.829
be worth a lot of money you get plus two charisma
01:18:42.829 --> 01:18:47.720
while you It is a status symbol, though. If you
01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:51.340
wear it with a jewel -encrusted hat. You must
01:18:51.340 --> 01:18:53.220
complete the set. If you do want to sell it,
01:18:53.260 --> 01:18:54.739
though, the thing wouldn't fetch you a really
01:18:54.739 --> 01:19:00.619
good price. Is there a chair here? A chair? Yeah,
01:19:00.699 --> 01:19:03.000
this chair's here. All right, when the team comes
01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:06.520
out, I'm going to have my hat on with tilted
01:19:06.520 --> 01:19:09.600
a little bit. I'm going to rest one hand on my
01:19:09.600 --> 01:19:15.659
long sword, the other hand on my chalice. I'm
01:19:15.659 --> 01:19:17.880
going to walk past the other four clerics. Third
01:19:17.880 --> 01:19:22.159
leg, third leg, third leg, third leg. As you
01:19:22.159 --> 01:19:23.720
hear some of the other clerics start chanting
01:19:23.720 --> 01:19:29.000
along with it, third leg, third leg. I'm going
01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:31.020
to walk past the clerics, pat one on the shoulder,
01:19:31.079 --> 01:19:33.899
saying, looks like our guy did it. Go over and
01:19:33.899 --> 01:19:39.520
hoist Nyx up on my shoulders. Nyx, I'm imagining
01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:41.039
you're wearing a loincloth and you're always
01:19:41.039 --> 01:19:46.399
going commando. It's dragon armor on the top
01:19:46.399 --> 01:19:49.600
only. Why would it be dragon armor? You have
01:19:49.600 --> 01:19:51.619
mentioned taking off your pants before, though.
01:19:51.720 --> 01:19:53.560
Your horse just feels it on his neck. What's
01:19:53.560 --> 01:19:57.079
on my neck? Every time I ride for a ring, there's
01:19:57.079 --> 01:19:59.560
something over the shoulder. Which was my winter
01:19:59.560 --> 01:20:03.439
form right now. I would probably still hang halfway.
01:20:05.159 --> 01:20:07.119
It's cold right now, so I can't perform like
01:20:07.119 --> 01:20:10.800
I used to. But yeah, you and the dwarf are sharing
01:20:10.800 --> 01:20:16.319
a drink. A bottle of wine, so. This is good wine.
01:20:17.380 --> 01:20:22.159
As he says, this is a dwarven wine from my people.
01:20:24.020 --> 01:20:31.579
Well, it depends. We have been getting each other
01:20:31.579 --> 01:20:33.979
out, but we have fields here that we pick from.
01:20:46.350 --> 01:20:49.409
like to get down to business. Take care of what
01:20:49.409 --> 01:20:53.189
we came here for. Oh, yeah, the, uh... Slightly
01:20:53.189 --> 01:20:55.010
concussive. Oh, yeah, we came here for something.
01:20:56.210 --> 01:20:58.970
He is still the adrenaline pump of the fight,
01:20:59.069 --> 01:21:01.329
you know? I got smacked a couple times. Yeah,
01:21:01.329 --> 01:21:04.409
yeah. Hit that Ric Flair a couple times. Woo!
01:21:06.689 --> 01:21:11.130
The, uh, yeah, so the, um... The dwarf that,
01:21:11.170 --> 01:21:14.630
um... You were fighting, he says, uh, James Gunter.
01:21:15.069 --> 01:21:29.270
And he goes to shake your hand. He's a real firm
01:21:29.270 --> 01:21:33.149
handshake. You guys are just... Go ahead and
01:21:33.149 --> 01:21:34.270
roll me a strike check because both of you are
01:21:34.270 --> 01:21:41.630
trying to see who can... 17. 15 plus 5, I think.
01:21:43.149 --> 01:21:45.909
So that's 22, yeah. So you managed to get a little
01:21:45.909 --> 01:21:48.470
further on in. You're like, oh. And you managed
01:21:48.470 --> 01:21:49.810
to kind of edge him out a little bit on the strength.
01:21:50.189 --> 01:21:53.430
Oh, he edged him. You edged him, yeah. Oh, you
01:21:53.430 --> 01:22:07.289
edged him. The armor, the weapon. Yeah, so he
01:22:07.289 --> 01:22:13.020
says. As the elven man who went up to you, he
01:22:13.020 --> 01:22:18.760
says, Sir Gunther, they were looking for a favor.
01:22:19.760 --> 01:22:24.319
He says, what favor were you looking for? We
01:22:24.319 --> 01:22:34.119
need a curse taken off of somebody. Quite literally
01:22:34.119 --> 01:22:37.000
taken off. Baldwin, and then you just probably
01:22:37.000 --> 01:22:40.449
hear, like, footsteps. Or a beer by Franklin.
01:22:41.930 --> 01:22:45.489
Come over here, please. They're probably freaked
01:22:45.489 --> 01:22:47.369
out because they don't see him. He's like, who
01:22:47.369 --> 01:22:49.010
are you? We can have one to this bike last year
01:22:49.010 --> 01:22:50.890
because he's been pulled for an hour. Oh, yeah.
01:22:50.949 --> 01:22:52.510
We'll say the fight took a while because they
01:22:52.510 --> 01:22:56.029
were fighting for a while. We're all like...
01:22:56.029 --> 01:22:58.550
I mean, rounds don't take that long. That was
01:22:58.550 --> 01:23:02.090
a quick... Yeah. So, yeah, that was like... I
01:23:02.090 --> 01:23:04.529
mean, they were sparring and everything. Well,
01:23:04.529 --> 01:23:05.770
I mean, we'll say, like, you know, the guys have
01:23:05.770 --> 01:23:07.630
been drinking and they've been... They brought
01:23:07.630 --> 01:23:10.079
you some food as well. so you guys kind of been
01:23:10.079 --> 01:23:12.199
eating and drinking it's very hard we've been
01:23:12.199 --> 01:23:16.100
eating before eight hours yeah we got to make
01:23:16.100 --> 01:23:17.460
sure that we're cutting it close to the eight
01:23:17.460 --> 01:23:24.760
hours oh then they're like oh yeah like um yeah
01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:27.399
well so we'll just say the the time expired with
01:23:27.399 --> 01:23:29.119
with everything going on because you guys had
01:23:29.119 --> 01:23:31.899
traveled to the city and um so yeah so he's there
01:23:31.899 --> 01:23:34.659
and he um and they say what what favor were you
01:23:34.659 --> 01:23:41.460
looking for This ring is cursed. He is cursed
01:23:41.460 --> 01:23:45.199
by the ring, so we need a removal of curse. We're
01:23:45.199 --> 01:23:46.680
trying to get the ring off his fingers, but it's
01:23:46.680 --> 01:23:50.460
not possible. You see him kind of drinking. As
01:23:50.460 --> 01:23:53.340
he looks at it, he just puts his cup down. He
01:23:53.340 --> 01:23:55.260
was a real jovial guy, but he sees it. He kind
01:23:55.260 --> 01:23:57.699
of just drops his smile. He says, where did you
01:23:57.699 --> 01:24:00.579
get that? Where did he get that? Well, we don't
01:24:00.579 --> 01:24:03.000
know exactly where he got it from, but we have
01:24:03.000 --> 01:24:14.310
a good idea of... Because we're thinking too
01:24:14.310 --> 01:24:16.130
that the curse is interfering with our ability
01:24:16.130 --> 01:24:21.229
to get real answers. I don't think he knows anything
01:24:21.229 --> 01:24:24.649
about it. As you see him grab it and you see
01:24:24.649 --> 01:24:30.010
he grabs it and he just with like a look of just
01:24:30.010 --> 01:24:34.250
disgust just grabs it and you see like he puts
01:24:34.250 --> 01:24:36.109
both hands over as his hands start to glow like
01:24:36.109 --> 01:24:38.890
this bright radiant glow and he pulls it off
01:24:38.890 --> 01:24:42.640
of Baldwin. As you see him Pop back and he's
01:24:42.640 --> 01:24:46.100
just like, oh! Who are you people? Who are you
01:24:46.100 --> 01:24:48.439
calling you people? What do you mean by you people?
01:24:49.420 --> 01:24:52.199
You're safe. You're in a church. Just for us.
01:24:52.319 --> 01:25:01.380
So the declarer casts a spell? Yeah. He's kind
01:25:01.380 --> 01:25:05.760
of just inspecting it and he just says... Let's
01:25:05.760 --> 01:25:08.500
talk in private. He hands you the ring and he...
01:25:09.940 --> 01:25:12.579
He goes to like there's an office space he goes
01:25:12.579 --> 01:25:14.300
towards the towards the back of the church I
01:25:14.300 --> 01:25:18.100
like to get like a glasses at glass and pour
01:25:18.100 --> 01:25:23.119
him Baldwin or Baldwin Baldwin some say champagne
01:25:23.119 --> 01:25:25.319
so you can have like a little sip to calm down
01:25:25.319 --> 01:25:27.020
He's got his hands are shaking and he's kind
01:25:27.020 --> 01:25:29.520
of trying to sit but he's like really shaky.
01:25:29.520 --> 01:25:38.920
He's real scared Yes, we grew and stomped it
01:25:38.920 --> 01:25:41.199
ourselves. I'll take a bottle if you're selling
01:25:41.199 --> 01:25:49.479
any. Franklin, no disrespect. It's very dark
01:25:49.479 --> 01:25:53.960
and I don't want us to be caught. He says, we'll
01:25:53.960 --> 01:25:58.039
send you home with one. The dwarf says, the bottles
01:25:58.039 --> 01:26:01.039
are my private collection, but I'll send the
01:26:01.039 --> 01:26:08.239
warrior home with one. Yeah, so you go to a private
01:26:08.239 --> 01:26:14.840
office area. There's some people in what looks
01:26:14.840 --> 01:26:18.060
like a place where they have meditation. And
01:26:18.060 --> 01:26:19.600
as he kind of makes the other clerics leave,
01:26:19.920 --> 01:26:22.140
he's like, sorry brothers, we need this room
01:26:22.140 --> 01:26:24.520
for a talk. They kind of excuse themselves and
01:26:24.520 --> 01:26:29.760
leave. He closes the doors and he says, are they
01:26:29.760 --> 01:26:35.510
back? Who are you referring to? The Emerald Claw.
01:26:35.970 --> 01:26:39.710
Uh, yes. I thought it was only Nix in the room.
01:26:39.989 --> 01:26:44.590
No, hold on, you guys. You think Nix is going
01:26:44.590 --> 01:26:48.609
to be the talker? Hell yeah. He says, he's going
01:26:48.609 --> 01:26:52.550
to talk to all of you. He's got the pimp chalice.
01:26:52.550 --> 01:26:54.390
He's going to make some more charismatic. He
01:26:54.390 --> 01:26:56.590
says, I'm glad they have a worthy warrior like
01:26:56.590 --> 01:27:00.210
Nix to protect this. He's giving me a call. He
01:27:00.210 --> 01:27:01.670
said, I'm glad they have a worthy warrior in
01:27:01.670 --> 01:27:09.319
Nix to help protect you. TJ for the challenge.
01:27:11.039 --> 01:27:16.039
Feeling good off the warrior one. I mean, so
01:27:16.039 --> 01:27:18.039
he's such a great warrior. Do you have anything
01:27:18.039 --> 01:27:20.539
that might help us? Because obviously they are
01:27:20.539 --> 01:27:25.640
very bad people with our journey. Well, you could
01:27:25.640 --> 01:27:27.039
have said that before. We could have helped you
01:27:27.039 --> 01:27:32.380
without the comment. That was really fun. We
01:27:32.380 --> 01:27:34.739
all knew that Nyx wanted to fight. He called
01:27:34.739 --> 01:27:40.800
me a bitch. You serious? That's a really nice
01:27:40.800 --> 01:27:45.159
hammer you got. Yes. Seems like a holy hammer.
01:27:46.659 --> 01:27:50.020
That I use to protect our church, yes. Our cleric
01:27:50.020 --> 01:27:52.159
here could use a holy hammer. Nah, I got this
01:27:52.159 --> 01:27:57.300
holy sickle. I need a holy hammer. We're a building
01:27:57.300 --> 01:28:00.300
full of clerics. We got a cleric. Seems like
01:28:00.300 --> 01:28:01.779
there might be something here to help us out.
01:28:02.090 --> 01:28:03.729
We can get to that in a minute. What we need
01:28:03.729 --> 01:28:07.470
now is you want information it seems or what
01:28:07.470 --> 01:28:09.810
is it? We want to know if we have to be ready
01:28:09.810 --> 01:28:14.729
to un -retire. It would be a good time to start
01:28:14.729 --> 01:28:21.609
re -mobilizing. Un -retire? We are in the war
01:28:21.609 --> 01:28:27.329
we were both healers and when necessary took
01:28:27.329 --> 01:28:34.319
out the undead. If she's back she You know who
01:28:34.319 --> 01:28:39.359
we're talking about. The Lich. Cool. The lady
01:28:39.359 --> 01:28:43.479
the legend speaks of. Can I roll something to
01:28:43.479 --> 01:28:46.560
figure that out? Roll a religion check. See if
01:28:46.560 --> 01:28:49.560
he can't get what he's picking up. What was this
01:28:49.560 --> 01:28:53.140
person's name? Gunter. I rolled a natural one.
01:28:53.460 --> 01:28:56.979
Yeah, you lost. Maybe he's talking about some
01:28:56.979 --> 01:28:58.079
other religion. I have no idea what he's talking
01:28:58.079 --> 01:29:02.000
about. It's not my religion. Some other religion.
01:29:02.899 --> 01:29:06.239
From what we can tell, they're using a mixture
01:29:06.239 --> 01:29:13.420
of undead and what seem to be potentially warforged
01:29:13.420 --> 01:29:17.800
as well to rebuild their army to try and take
01:29:17.800 --> 01:29:20.899
back their land. Well, not their land, but try
01:29:20.899 --> 01:29:25.020
and take over things again. We've so far fought
01:29:25.020 --> 01:29:29.010
vampires. And I reach into my bag and pull out
01:29:29.010 --> 01:29:30.989
the vampire thing that I got from the very first
01:29:30.989 --> 01:29:37.010
session. A person's tooth. Slowly decaying. I
01:29:37.010 --> 01:29:40.470
got these scalps, these teeth. Got his glasses,
01:29:40.529 --> 01:29:45.930
too. I do. I like to wear them and pretend I'm
01:29:45.930 --> 01:29:50.539
him. I did. I gave them away. I was at a Necronomicon.
01:29:50.659 --> 01:29:52.479
That was a scary one. I like to imagine your
01:29:52.479 --> 01:29:58.640
horse puts the teeth in. One flaming arrow. You
01:29:58.640 --> 01:30:00.960
think he'll bite someone with these? He's like...
01:30:00.960 --> 01:30:04.880
A necklace of just like humanoid teeth. I do
01:30:04.880 --> 01:30:08.060
have a necklace made out of teeth. IRL. But that's
01:30:08.060 --> 01:30:10.300
not, yeah, that's IRL. That's not in game. You'll
01:30:10.300 --> 01:30:15.619
have a rib bone. Yeah. Damn, I wonder what handsome
01:30:15.619 --> 01:30:22.859
man gave me the rib out of a horse. But, back
01:30:22.859 --> 01:30:26.539
in character. We fought vampires. We've fought
01:30:26.539 --> 01:30:30.399
feral gnomes that seem to be tainted by magic.
01:30:30.720 --> 01:30:37.649
Be interrupted. I just kind of like fling my
01:30:37.649 --> 01:30:42.770
hands in the air. We've fought giants, not giants,
01:30:43.090 --> 01:30:47.289
but giant Goliaths. Some people killed them when
01:30:47.289 --> 01:30:52.250
they were other people's people. A dead Goliath.
01:30:53.529 --> 01:30:56.210
All of these creatures for the most part have
01:30:56.210 --> 01:30:59.470
been tainted in some way or corrupted in some
01:30:59.470 --> 01:31:02.260
way. And it seems now that they have their hands
01:31:02.260 --> 01:31:05.680
in the nobility as well, this ring and other
01:31:05.680 --> 01:31:09.720
possessions like it were found on both the living
01:31:09.720 --> 01:31:12.539
and the dead. It seems that whenever the Emerald
01:31:12.539 --> 01:31:16.079
Claw has some of this corrupted jewelry on someone,
01:31:16.199 --> 01:31:19.319
that they're able to commune with them and also
01:31:19.319 --> 01:31:22.659
control them. You getting all this, Baldwin?
01:31:23.180 --> 01:31:25.000
That's what's been happening to you. He's just
01:31:25.000 --> 01:31:28.180
like, They've been controlling you from the shadows.
01:31:28.380 --> 01:31:30.739
And your family. And your family. He's like,
01:31:30.819 --> 01:31:34.100
what happened to my wife? Where's my son? You
01:31:34.100 --> 01:31:39.199
have a wife and child? Nixon immediately makes
01:31:39.199 --> 01:31:42.500
eye contact with Haroon when he says wife and
01:31:42.500 --> 01:32:02.140
child. He's just still in a state of shock. He
01:32:02.140 --> 01:32:10.140
just has a loss of words. And then Kunji just
01:32:10.140 --> 01:32:17.979
says... Do you know anything about a thistle?
01:32:18.899 --> 01:32:21.720
I mean, it's the language long dead and used
01:32:21.720 --> 01:32:25.640
by most nefarious creatures usually. I'm going
01:32:25.640 --> 01:32:27.779
to pull him off to the side a little bit away
01:32:27.779 --> 01:32:35.010
from Baldwin for this one. And I'm going to tell
01:32:35.010 --> 01:32:42.510
him one night I visited his quarters after he
01:32:42.510 --> 01:32:44.970
had fallen asleep and he seemed like he was in
01:32:44.970 --> 01:32:51.069
a trance -like state. He spoke to a dark nothingness
01:32:51.069 --> 01:32:54.829
that spoke to him in abyssal. It seemed like
01:32:54.829 --> 01:33:03.579
it was a portal from nowhere. Maybe the dark
01:33:03.579 --> 01:33:06.039
influence will be back for him. You might need
01:33:06.039 --> 01:33:08.539
to protect him. Yeah, I was just thinking that.
01:33:08.699 --> 01:33:12.020
So, obviously, whatever was trying to control
01:33:12.020 --> 01:33:16.460
him is probably going to know that he's not under
01:33:16.460 --> 01:33:18.680
their control anymore. And if his family is being
01:33:18.680 --> 01:33:21.659
controlled, we can't trust to go bring him back
01:33:21.659 --> 01:33:27.920
to his family either. I would... He reaches for...
01:33:27.920 --> 01:33:31.359
He grabs something in the desk and he... He's
01:33:31.359 --> 01:33:35.939
rummaging through and he pulls out... Cookies.
01:33:37.319 --> 01:33:42.380
He pulls out cookies. He pulls out a map. Cookies.
01:33:44.079 --> 01:33:45.699
He's like, here you go, Baldwin. Here's some
01:33:45.699 --> 01:33:51.000
cookies. Oh, cookies. I love cookies. Will's
01:33:51.000 --> 01:33:57.760
cat and the actual food. He pulls out this silver...
01:34:02.170 --> 01:34:06.369
medallion and it has the emblem of the church
01:34:06.369 --> 01:34:09.710
on it. And he handed it to Nick and he says,
01:34:09.869 --> 01:34:13.390
you are a great warrior. While you carry this,
01:34:13.609 --> 01:34:16.010
if you find anyone in our church and in our group,
01:34:16.069 --> 01:34:18.829
no matter where you are, we'll help you. Thank
01:34:18.829 --> 01:34:21.789
you. Does this mean I'm your champion now? You
01:34:21.789 --> 01:34:24.750
are one of our champions, yes. Why not? Because
01:34:24.750 --> 01:34:53.050
we have several champions all throughout. Any
01:34:53.050 --> 01:34:54.890
one of our churches and our members anywhere
01:34:54.890 --> 01:34:58.000
you go and they will assist you can I show my
01:34:58.000 --> 01:35:03.340
maps and just ask... Is it a him or... It's a
01:35:03.340 --> 01:35:06.079
him. Can I ask him to point out where any of
01:35:06.079 --> 01:35:08.979
the other churches might be? What maps to the
01:35:08.979 --> 01:35:15.220
cities you've... I have a few. Again, I have
01:35:15.220 --> 01:35:21.520
this city. What was the... Sharn. Sharn. I have...
01:35:23.840 --> 01:35:26.800
I have a... This is Flamekeep. This is Flamekeep,
01:35:26.960 --> 01:35:32.699
yeah. Then I have Zalagro, Metro, Korth, Cannon,
01:35:33.100 --> 01:35:39.880
Karnan, Wyvernskull, and Dargoon. Yeah, so the
01:35:39.880 --> 01:35:42.079
cities, so Sharn, he'll mark off on Sharn where
01:35:42.079 --> 01:35:44.539
one of his churches are. Okay. And then some
01:35:44.539 --> 01:35:46.100
of the other cities, the more popular cities,
01:35:46.239 --> 01:35:50.279
he'll mark off the churches as well. Okay. Best
01:35:50.279 --> 01:35:55.979
of luck. Thank you. So I think, Baldwin, that
01:35:55.979 --> 01:36:02.340
you should resume your post. Because that would
01:36:02.340 --> 01:36:04.020
give you a lot of influence and power in your
01:36:04.020 --> 01:36:06.119
control to help find your family and keep you
01:36:06.119 --> 01:36:09.800
safe. And maybe the church would be willing to
01:36:09.800 --> 01:36:12.060
donate a few champions. Well, not donate, but
01:36:12.060 --> 01:36:15.939
like send a few champions with him to keep him
01:36:15.939 --> 01:36:19.000
safe from the evil influences while he... Get
01:36:19.000 --> 01:36:21.180
some more answers for all of us. You don't think
01:36:21.180 --> 01:36:23.039
that as soon as he goes back and they notice
01:36:23.039 --> 01:36:24.960
that he doesn't have that ring on, that they're
01:36:24.960 --> 01:36:27.300
going to just put him back under the spell? That's
01:36:27.300 --> 01:36:28.659
what I was worried about. The curse is removed
01:36:28.659 --> 01:36:30.859
from the ring, isn't it? Yeah, they'll just find
01:36:30.859 --> 01:36:33.500
another piece of cursed jewelry to put back on
01:36:33.500 --> 01:36:35.380
him. Or worse, they could just kill him. I don't
01:36:35.380 --> 01:36:42.140
know, actually. Wait, um... Who has the ring?
01:36:43.239 --> 01:36:45.520
Are you still holding it in your hand? Go ahead
01:36:45.520 --> 01:36:53.500
and roll me a wisdom save. Yeah, so you kind
01:36:53.500 --> 01:36:56.239
of feel like an urge to put the ring on, but
01:36:56.239 --> 01:36:58.720
you manage to just kind of fight it. Okay. I'm
01:36:58.720 --> 01:37:03.060
going to hit it with an identify. That was later.
01:37:03.399 --> 01:37:06.000
That's much better. Didn't we already try to
01:37:06.000 --> 01:37:08.380
identify? We did. I wonder if there's anything
01:37:08.380 --> 01:37:12.939
wrong with it now. Well, yeah, the curse is gone.
01:37:13.319 --> 01:37:15.579
Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. I wonder if
01:37:15.579 --> 01:37:17.720
the curse being off changes anything about the
01:37:17.720 --> 01:37:21.319
ring. Oh, I see. So the ring itself is still,
01:37:21.439 --> 01:37:23.779
when you identify it, it's a symbiotic ring.
01:37:23.819 --> 01:37:27.420
So you know that it's a property. Something's
01:37:27.420 --> 01:37:31.460
activating this, but the property gets activated
01:37:31.460 --> 01:37:34.439
when you put the ring on. Would I be able to
01:37:34.439 --> 01:37:39.279
do, like, some sort of history check on the item
01:37:39.279 --> 01:37:43.130
to figure out if it is a very... common item
01:37:43.130 --> 01:37:44.909
or if there would be a lot of these kind of like
01:37:44.909 --> 01:37:47.489
the ring but franklin said yeah that's franklin
01:37:47.489 --> 01:37:49.689
kind of like is would is there a lot of this
01:37:49.689 --> 01:37:52.529
ring can i do some kind of check or make an arcana
01:37:52.529 --> 01:37:56.010
check like find a substitute to see if like franklin's
01:37:56.010 --> 01:37:58.029
right if there are like if there's a bunch of
01:37:58.029 --> 01:37:59.949
these rings or if these are rare yeah go ahead
01:37:59.949 --> 01:38:03.850
is it the one ring to roll them all like or no
01:38:03.850 --> 01:38:05.829
cool that's a good roll but they're not made
01:38:05.829 --> 01:38:09.909
between the humans what's our we got a 24 24
01:38:09.909 --> 01:38:15.590
yeah uh yeah so you um are we also 24 yeah so
01:38:15.590 --> 01:38:20.310
you know that in this room like emeralds are
01:38:20.310 --> 01:38:25.449
extremely rare because they're mainly but um
01:38:25.449 --> 01:38:30.550
to harness their power but um you you've never
01:38:30.550 --> 01:38:33.789
seen um you've seen symbiotic things before but
01:38:33.789 --> 01:38:36.109
never like this so you know this is kind of like
01:38:36.109 --> 01:38:38.350
something that was definitely at least somewhat
01:38:38.350 --> 01:38:40.750
rare yeah like someone someone had to have like
01:38:41.239 --> 01:38:43.439
Because semiotic items are rare to come by, but
01:38:43.439 --> 01:38:45.380
also harder to make. So someone had to have really
01:38:45.380 --> 01:38:47.880
been powerful in order to make this. Yeah, like
01:38:47.880 --> 01:38:51.279
I said, so with that knowledge, I think this
01:38:51.279 --> 01:38:54.699
is not the sort of ring you just mass produce.
01:38:55.560 --> 01:38:58.720
That's why, for instance, that's why I feel like
01:38:58.720 --> 01:39:02.439
not everybody on that train or everybody who's
01:39:02.439 --> 01:39:05.180
working for him has a ring on their finger or
01:39:05.180 --> 01:39:07.520
some people who are controlling their every move.
01:39:09.660 --> 01:39:11.760
cherry -picking people in power so they don't
01:39:11.760 --> 01:39:14.060
have to... Well, of course. They're only going
01:39:14.060 --> 01:39:16.340
to put him on people in positions of power such
01:39:16.340 --> 01:39:20.100
as everybody in the Dorian family. What I'm saying
01:39:20.100 --> 01:39:23.119
is that when they notice that he doesn't have
01:39:23.119 --> 01:39:25.680
it on anymore, if they don't want to put another
01:39:25.680 --> 01:39:28.300
piece back on him that they might have on standby,
01:39:28.640 --> 01:39:32.359
they'll just kill him. Well, then he's just dead.
01:39:32.520 --> 01:39:34.279
Well, that's why the church should send some
01:39:34.279 --> 01:39:36.319
champions with him. You don't think that's going
01:39:36.319 --> 01:39:39.760
to arouse any suspicion? Probably, but it's already...
01:39:39.760 --> 01:39:41.560
I mean, I think it's fair to say at this point
01:39:41.560 --> 01:39:45.260
that whoever put the ring on his fingers to begin
01:39:45.260 --> 01:39:48.420
with probably will have their suspicions. Where's
01:39:48.420 --> 01:39:52.119
Wallace? Baldwin kind of just chimes in. Yeah,
01:39:52.159 --> 01:39:54.520
that's kind of a point I was just about to make.
01:39:55.260 --> 01:39:57.380
They were bound to know he's been taken anyway.
01:39:57.539 --> 01:40:01.399
We did a somewhat public kidnapping, so they're
01:40:01.399 --> 01:40:03.079
bound to be already a little suspicious. What
01:40:03.079 --> 01:40:07.140
if we just go back? What if we just go back?
01:40:07.239 --> 01:40:09.659
Maybe at this point, By the time that they probably
01:40:09.659 --> 01:40:11.779
figure out what's going on, we'll probably beat
01:40:11.779 --> 01:40:14.920
them back to the town. And then we tell them
01:40:14.920 --> 01:40:17.699
what we did and what happened. Wallace is a chill
01:40:17.699 --> 01:40:21.760
dude. And let's just say this. Baldwin, what
01:40:21.760 --> 01:40:24.399
do you think we should do? Do you feel safe going
01:40:24.399 --> 01:40:28.220
back to the city with people that possibly could
01:40:28.220 --> 01:40:30.420
see that you're not under the influence anymore?
01:40:30.699 --> 01:40:34.520
What city are we in? Flying King. Oh, we're in
01:40:34.520 --> 01:40:38.260
Flying King. How did I get here? Exactly. So
01:40:38.260 --> 01:40:40.960
do you feel safe going back to your normal daily
01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:43.939
life and your normal daily actions? Or are you
01:40:43.939 --> 01:40:46.420
willing to risk it to try to find your family?
01:40:47.640 --> 01:40:53.859
Is there anyone of my compatriots nearby? We
01:40:53.859 --> 01:40:56.199
can take you back to Wallace. We're about an
01:40:56.199 --> 01:40:59.479
hour or so away from Wallace. Perfect. He's my
01:40:59.479 --> 01:41:02.420
most trusted... I wouldn't say servant. He's...
01:41:02.810 --> 01:41:06.010
I'm a loyal guardian. Hey, quick question. Did
01:41:06.010 --> 01:41:09.170
Wallace give you this ring? This is ringing real
01:41:09.170 --> 01:41:12.010
hard. Wallace has been there since the beginning.
01:41:14.350 --> 01:41:18.630
It was presented to me by my cousin. Which cousin?
01:41:18.949 --> 01:41:22.109
Baldwin? No, I'm Baldwin. No, I said Aldwyn.
01:41:22.270 --> 01:41:27.550
Aldwyn. Isn't there an Aldwyn? No, it's the Aldwyn.
01:41:28.550 --> 01:41:44.369
Oh, that's right. Oh, it's the Aldwyn. No, he's
01:41:44.369 --> 01:41:55.149
one of our He's a Caden No, the cadence is brother
01:41:55.149 --> 01:42:00.100
but I think. You have a big family. Just tell
01:42:00.100 --> 01:42:03.479
us. Who was it? Let's stop guessing. Say his
01:42:03.479 --> 01:42:09.439
name. Charlesworth? No, wait, wait. Charlesworth
01:42:09.439 --> 01:42:14.079
Orion, the councilman? Stop it. Stop it. Wait,
01:42:14.199 --> 01:42:16.899
no, he said cousin. Yes, it's Charlesworth. You
01:42:16.899 --> 01:42:20.680
said he was Baldwin's cousin. Yeah. But he said,
01:42:20.819 --> 01:42:24.779
yeah. Damn it, you're right. He said, yeah, Charlesworth.
01:42:24.880 --> 01:42:29.229
Remember, him and his, uh. He said he had a benefactor
01:42:29.229 --> 01:42:32.229
and he gave our family members these beautiful
01:42:32.229 --> 01:42:40.130
pieces of jewelry. I can't remember his name.
01:42:41.529 --> 01:42:53.930
He was a tall man. Dressed funny. I think he...
01:42:55.560 --> 01:42:57.500
He was carrying a staff, so I'm not sure if he
01:42:57.500 --> 01:42:59.619
was a sort of magic man, but I just remember
01:42:59.619 --> 01:43:05.260
he had a staff. Did he look weird? I mean, to
01:43:05.260 --> 01:43:10.720
an extent, he just sounded unnerving. Okay, okay,
01:43:10.760 --> 01:43:13.220
okay. All right, well, we're getting somewhere.
01:43:13.340 --> 01:43:15.699
We're getting somewhere, Baldwin. We're getting
01:43:15.699 --> 01:43:26.899
somewhere. He has notes. It's Canada. He wrote
01:43:26.899 --> 01:43:28.380
the notes down. He's just trying to figure out
01:43:28.380 --> 01:43:35.579
what he's saying. Okay. So, we only have a short
01:43:35.579 --> 01:43:37.960
amount of time to get you back with Wallace.
01:43:38.739 --> 01:43:45.739
And before a real commotion starts, they'll probably
01:43:45.739 --> 01:43:55.619
know that something's up. and have a short amount
01:43:55.619 --> 01:43:58.739
of time to kind of basically gather a bunch of
01:43:58.739 --> 01:44:01.359
people, as many loyal people as you can to yourself,
01:44:01.819 --> 01:44:05.560
call us a lot of power somewhere, and make some
01:44:05.560 --> 01:44:09.020
inquiries about where your family's at. Ask the
01:44:09.020 --> 01:44:11.100
church. The church is always willing to help
01:44:11.100 --> 01:44:16.420
you. Right, guys? Good job. And he says, we'll
01:44:16.420 --> 01:44:18.220
do what we can, especially if it is to protect
01:44:18.220 --> 01:44:20.739
you from them. Hey, Baldwin. Baldwin's got a
01:44:20.739 --> 01:44:24.630
lot of money. He'd be willing to donate. Right,
01:44:24.649 --> 01:44:28.909
Baldwin? Yes, anything. I love it when I put
01:44:28.909 --> 01:44:32.989
multiple NPCs on a DM. Here's the thing about
01:44:32.989 --> 01:44:38.470
this plan. Even if we are to get Baldwin here
01:44:38.470 --> 01:44:41.989
back to the cabin in the woods, that still leaves
01:44:41.989 --> 01:44:45.710
the question of Seofred tied up and beaten in
01:44:45.710 --> 01:44:48.550
the room. How are we going to explain that? Things
01:44:48.550 --> 01:44:51.229
get kinky out there, man. You know what? People
01:44:51.229 --> 01:44:56.050
are weird. Get in the cart. We're leaving. I'm
01:44:56.050 --> 01:44:59.069
sick of this shit now. I leave the room. The
01:44:59.069 --> 01:45:00.670
Fightin' Clerics, it's been great. You've been
01:45:00.670 --> 01:45:03.829
a hell of a host. Here's Ted Gold. He says, thank
01:45:03.829 --> 01:45:06.189
you for the donation. Turns to Nick again. Thank
01:45:06.189 --> 01:45:08.430
you. That was the most alive I've felt in years.
01:45:08.890 --> 01:45:10.909
You're welcome. And he turns to you and says,
01:45:11.050 --> 01:45:15.069
I hope to see you on the front lines. I would
01:45:15.069 --> 01:45:17.470
love to fight side by side with you. Yeah, man.
01:45:17.869 --> 01:45:19.609
Hey, if you ever need your ass kicked again.
01:45:21.420 --> 01:45:22.779
If you're ever not too scared to fight all of
01:45:22.779 --> 01:45:25.880
us, it's up. See you out there. Hey, and that's
01:45:25.880 --> 01:45:27.380
something that's like added to the answer. By
01:45:27.380 --> 01:45:28.899
the way, I'm much better in a group setting.
01:45:29.659 --> 01:45:34.000
You had me nerfed. If we ever need you for another
01:45:34.000 --> 01:45:36.979
big fight, can we call upon you? If it is to
01:45:36.979 --> 01:45:40.739
take them down, yes. Okay. I'll give you my letter,
01:45:40.779 --> 01:45:44.840
my I am bird message, so you can just get to
01:45:44.840 --> 01:45:48.640
me at any time. Yeah, if you get any ones from...
01:45:48.640 --> 01:45:57.460
Tweeter, yes, my tweeter. Recipes, those are
01:45:57.460 --> 01:46:01.539
not for you. Those are for the other guy. What's
01:46:01.539 --> 01:46:07.159
your AOL? Aetherial Owl Locator. Alright, yeah,
01:46:07.199 --> 01:46:11.359
so you guys are... You guys will leave the church.
01:46:12.439 --> 01:46:14.819
You did get a bottle to go, so you got a bottle
01:46:14.819 --> 01:46:20.689
of wine to go. Nice. If you're offering, I will
01:46:20.689 --> 01:46:23.229
absolutely take some. I mainly down half and
01:46:23.229 --> 01:46:30.010
give him the other half. Cheers. On the ride
01:46:30.010 --> 01:46:34.250
back cart -wise towards... You get pulled over
01:46:34.250 --> 01:46:37.710
and then they're like, what's in the cart? He
01:46:37.710 --> 01:46:40.510
has his sun hat on again. Hands! Show me hands!
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Why is there a sun hat at night? Why is there
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a sun hat at night? First of all, first of all,
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no one is ever getting stopped leaving outside
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of a border, okay? It's always coming inside
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of the border. That's when you get checked. Anyway,
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what I want to do on our ride back to the cabin
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with Baldwin and South, supposing we get to that
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point, is to fire off my message. Is there anything
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new on my map? Which map? I just meant how the
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thing popped up. Oh yeah, you do. You see a spot
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in town marked. He points at it, and you don't
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see it. He's just pointing at the map. You don't
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see what he's pointing at. Do you just think
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I'm stupid? I mean, you might. Realistically.
01:47:52.340 --> 01:47:54.060
I actually don't think you're stupid, because
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I literally just had fired off my mental message,
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or whatever, the magic message, to the character.
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Oh, that's true. And then you turn to me and
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go, like, look here. There's a thing on the map.
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And I don't see it, but I'm like, okay, cool.
01:48:06.260 --> 01:48:07.920
Yeah, you see it pointing at you, but it's not
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seeing it? No, I think I just go, Haroon, just
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remember where that's at, okay? That's our next
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stop after. Well, if you say remember, I'm going
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to put a little circle around it. Highlight arrows.
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Remember. Remember, question mark. What do I
01:48:24.699 --> 01:48:28.859
have to remember? It's that movie where you tattoo
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stuff on yourself so you know it came from you.
01:48:30.699 --> 01:48:34.319
Oh, my God. Prison Break. Wasn't that with Ryan
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Gosling? It was with a dude that looked like
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him. That's possible. Yes. A giant, like, magic
01:48:44.739 --> 01:48:46.699
pair of boots with, like, really, like, big heels.
01:48:47.800 --> 01:48:49.460
I said, now you just need a magic pair of boots
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with really, really big heels. Fish tanks in
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them. Thank you all for tuning in. We'll catch
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you next time. Later nerds. Bye nerds.