53 - Bazooka Granny

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They were two guys who worked in the public sector,
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but then their jobs were under attack. They decided
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that enough was enough and continued to work
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those jobs. But now they have a podcast, too.
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You ready for advice you didn't ask for and opinions
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nobody wants to hear? Maybe stick around and
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play some games, and if you're lucky, have a
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couple of laughs. They have two brain cells that
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are both desperately fighting for third. This
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is the Fighting for Third podcast with your host,
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Robbie and Zach. That's not it. That's not it.
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That's not it. I already know you're recording
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us. I'm aware of this. I only got part of it.
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But, uh, rise of lights. Rise of lights. Right.
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Or you could say raise up lights. Blights raise
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up lights rise up lights raise up lights rise
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up lights. That sounds like razor blades Yeah,
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it kind of does. I don't know like really what
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the razor blades, right? Yeah, like I guess if
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you're like, hey, what do you need from the store?
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Do you like rise up lights the rise of lights?
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That's no no, that's no noise. Maybe get some
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shrimp for the Bobby. Oh I say that because apparently
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the same and it's you're saying in Australia
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is I'm not here to fuck spiders. That's right
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Yeah, they do say I'm yeah, that's true. That's
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true We recently discovered. I don't not welcome
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people in. Oh, yeah, you're right. We should.
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We should. Go ahead. You do it. You do it this
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week. I don't remember what you say. It's your
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thing. It's usually just welcome back to fighting
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for third. So next week, you got it. OK, next
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week. I mean, I have to hit record, but I'm just
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going to hit record for you. We're just going
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to talk for a while. And then when you feel like
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you really got like a gotcha moment, I'm going
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to say before we record it, it will count. No,
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no, no, you're going to get me this time. Oh,
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I see what you're saying. You're so I'm not going
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to be recording. You're going to welcome everyone
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back to fighting for them. And then just record
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in the middle of the sentence as like we're having
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a nice heart to heart conversation. We do that
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a lot here. And just people won't know what we
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were talking about. That's OK. Well, they'll
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probably put two and two together. Like this
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time, they'd be like, oh, they've been watching
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Bluey together. So you could watch the movie.
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We could. All right. It's actually so for this
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week's episode, we're going to do a bluey telecat.
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Well, they'll shut it down. Yeah, they will.
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But if we talk about it and describe it. My favorite
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episode is Pony Ride. Please describe it. The
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one where in graphic detail. Well, it's only
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eight minutes, so it should be pretty easy. Most
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of them are. Uncle Stripe comes over and they
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want him and Bandit want to watch Cricket. Yep.
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But oh, yeah, I know the one. Yeah. So they have
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to occupy their kids. So they have to play pony
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ride and have to get married and everything.
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Yep. It's really fun. That is a good one. Most
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bluey episodes are very funny. It's it's a great
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show. And sometimes we'll get you in the field
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a little bit. Not sometimes. A lot of times.
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The camping one's pretty good. And then the curry
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quest where Bandit he has to fly. He has to leave.
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Well, so he has to leave. But the curry quest,
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they got to bring a Curry sausage or something
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over to the neighbors and bingo is when she finds
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out she is very sad. Why? Because dad's leaving,
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you know, for like three weeks. He's gone. Go
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business trip off to war. What? Yep. Three week
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deployment. One time they're going to fight the
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emus. The emu war, they lost that war. They did
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lose that war bandit. That's why there hasn't
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been a new season of Bluey. Banda didn't come
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home. There's a movie coming out. Is there really?
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Yeah, next year. I'll be going to see that. My
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son should be old enough by then. Yeah, for sure.
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Maybe we should all go together. OK, I'm down.
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How many people? Question. How many? How many
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people will not have kids there? I will say probably
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a good chunk I get. I don't know why, because
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Facebook is the algorithm all messed up. Right.
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So you get things that I don't even know. But
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I keep getting like bully adult fans. They're
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weird. Yeah. They're like super weird. I mean,
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they're like Disney adults. They're Disney adults
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is what they are. Yeah, but I don't know. They're
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just, every time I see their posts, I'm like,
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this is weird. Yeah, it is weird. And not that
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there's anything wrong inherently with a Disney
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adult. No, but like, why are you gonna be weird
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about it? Yeah, don't be weird about it. It's
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for the kids, ultimately. I mean, I would like
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to go to Disney World without children. That
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would be, Disney should sell like, maybe just
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like two days a year. It's an adult home. I was
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going to say the children's museum does the museum
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after dark. Yeah, they do. It's like 21 up. And
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they sell alcohol. We went to one Halloween a
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couple years ago last year. Now, they do the
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haunted house for that, too, don't they? And
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is it scary? It would be if they paced it better.
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Oh, it's a little too close together. Yeah, so
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like all the scares are happening like either
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before some girl screamed right in my ear. That
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was nice. So I screamed because she literally
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was like high pitched squeal to my ear. Was it
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a scream like, oh, you mother like one of those?
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No, it was like an owl. Ah, good. Good. So she
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probably thought she scared me, but she did it
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just because she pierced. It was more it was
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more of a pain than a fear. Yeah. So it's kind
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of like when we went to that haunted house a
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couple of years ago where there was a not very
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many people there, but B, they also sent us through
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way too quickly. Yeah. Yeah. I understand, like,
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you have to get everybody through, but at the
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same time, you're ruining all the scares. Yeah,
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like, I don't want to be right on top of the
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next group. That one guy scared you twice. Yeah,
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he did get me twice. I'm embarrassed to say that.
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Which is weird, because I thought you saw him.
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No, well, so I saw him kind of, like, start to
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walk away, but I was done. I was like, oh, he's
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just going back to his spot. He's going to get
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the person, you know, next to come through. No,
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no, no. He was coming for me. He had me in mind.
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Did he say something about being an insurance
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agent or something? Something about that, yeah.
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He was just trying to reach me about my car's
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extended warranty, which has expired. But that's
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okay. Do cars even have extended warranty? You
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know, I don't think they do. I think that's just
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a ploy that the, I assume it's Jehovah's Witnesses,
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that they use to, you know, just kind of get
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in there, start the conversation, and then they
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pivot to, you know, their main point. I got a
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brochure from the one time. I also got a brochure
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from a Hindu. Oh, really? You got to become Sikh.
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I think it was Buddhist, actually, like their
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Bible. Yeah, because I thought this guy I was
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like college and this guy's wandering around
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looking. So I'm thinking he's lost. Sure. I'm
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going to help him. No, there's a point. They
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try to give him money. Like, I'll have a dollar.
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He's like, well, here, I'll give you this paperback.
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Oh, wow. For a dollar. That's pretty good. You
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got a whole Buddhist. What is the Buddhist scripture
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called? I don't know. It's not the Quran. That's
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Islam. That's Islam, yeah. The Bible is Christianity.
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Torah is Jew. That's right. Yeah, I don't know.
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I don't think I have it anymore. Maybe they just
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pray to the to the fact statue. I actually saw
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something online today and it's a Buddhist woman.
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prayed to Shrek statue for last 15 years and
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it showed the picture and it was a fat Shrek.
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He had his legs crossed like Buddha and everything,
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but the little ears should have been a giveaway,
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but it was definitely Shrek. Somebody once told
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her that was Buddha. Yeah. And she was like,
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okay. Yeah. Shrek must not have been big in the
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Eastern world. Now Shrek five's coming. Well,
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it's real big in the Western world. Probably
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should not be anymore, but we'll see how Shrek
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5 is. They had, um, we were at the store the
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other day. Liam wanted some ice cream. So we're,
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you know, perusing. They have Shrek Bomb Pops
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right now. They're green apple, pineapple, and
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something else. I don't remember. Cherry, maybe.
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Did you get it? No. Liam said, I don't know if
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I'd like the pineapple. I was like, I would,
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but he went with the classic ice cream. SpongeBob
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ice cream. They can get off like off the truck,
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which is not a bad choice. No. I went to the
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when I was younger, I went to the ice cream truck
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so much that she knew what I was going to get.
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You know, it's funny you say that. I'm going
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to get a strawberry shortcake. It's funny you
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say that because your sister and I were talking
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about this a couple of weeks ago and she said
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we went to the ice cream truck so much. She knew
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our order. And I respect that. Yup. Now, let
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me ask you this. The only place I've ever been
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to where I didn't have to order because they
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already knew what I wanted. I love that. I've
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always wanted to be a regular somewhere where
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I just be like, here, they just be like, you're
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usual. And it was the ice cream truck when you
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were a kid. It was. How about that? Did you know
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the ice cream lady's name? You probably should
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have learned it. I when I worked in retail in
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a small town in India, it's not that small, but
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I work there. And there was a Jimmy John's not
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far, so I would go to Jimmy John's pretty often
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on my lunch break. And I got to the point where
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he would see my car pull up when I when I went
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to lunch and it would be ready when I walked
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through the door. That's and they're already
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fast. They are. They're freaky fast. But he saw
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me and he's like, yep, I know what he's getting.
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And every now and then he just give it to me
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for free. Oh, yeah. Having probably four or five
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times, he just give me it for free. What if you
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didn't want that sandwich that day? I've never
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not wanted that sandwich. What is it? Italian
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nightclub. I don't know. Number nine. I would
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get the ultimate porker. Well, I'm an ultimate
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porker when it comes to Jimmy John's, but I'm
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into ultimate porking. Hey, this is not a family
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show. Who are we kidding? We have to keep that
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explicit rating. We sure do. We already dropped
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our f -bomb. We're kind of like a PG -13 movie.
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You get one. Is that all we get? Wish There was
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like a rating system on podcast where could be
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like this is a rated R podcast Well, they could
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be like you got your one for nudity. Oh, yeah,
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we should say there's a no one else in the brain
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Tell us just us just us guys. So gratuitous new
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gratuitous nudity. It's nearly like the boys.
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That's right I should also be very clear. Many
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of you know, we're cousins and For legal purposes,
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this is all a joke We are both fully clothed.
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I'm actually wearing a space suit right now.
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He is. We are actually recording from Artemis
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2. Yes, that's right. We need to talk about Artemis
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2. That's already landed. It has landed. Did
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you watch it land? We didn't see it splash down,
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but we saw them getting them off. Okay. We watched
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it splash down. Man. Crazy. First off, they were
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like 19 seconds off of their timing. for the
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whole mission. Somebody says they were not. They
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were dead on. I heard they were like 19 seconds
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late and like a mile from the point in the ocean
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that they thought they would hit. That's impressive.
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It's very impressive. So from now on, if I show
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up somewhere like right on time and be like,
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yeah, I'm on my NASA bullshit again. I was not
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on my NASA bullshit to get here. I was a little
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late, but I said that I heard that they had predicted
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it exactly. They were like within 30 seconds
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i'm pretty sure which might as well be exact
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that's true i mean when you're dealing with like
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space and stuff when you're dealing with 10 days
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in space yeah going around the moon the furthest
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anyone's ever been yeah they were so precise
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that they had like burns and stuff that they
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were gonna do just to kind of keep the course
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you didn't have to do any of them they were like
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spot freaking on the whole way that's so impressive
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fish use land on land big crater I don't know
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that that's a good idea, man. They have parachutes.
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They do. Float down gently. Well, then there's
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no crater. That's true. But, yeah. That's it?
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Yeah, just this. I think you want them to live,
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is the thing. Yeah, I mean, I feel like it. Crater,
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they're probably not living. I mean, they're
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probably buckled in. They are definitely buckled
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in. It's meant to sustain high rates of speed
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and heat. But I don't think it's meant to crash.
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It kind of is though. It crashes into the ocean.
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How hard do you think they land it though? It
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probably it probably is a little jolt How many
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miles per hour you think they're going hmm? Because
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I imagine they'd probably it's gonna slow down
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definitely an air resistance and friction Yeah
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fluid friction. Yeah I don't know what the reentry
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speed. It was like 20 almost 25 ,000 miles per
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hour. It was fast That the reentry speed yeah,
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that's yeah, and then it obviously they slow
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down when they're going through the atmosphere
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And then the parachutes, but I'm just gonna be
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going pretty fast when they hit right yeah Probably
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I don't know probably 100 miles at least ah that
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feels hard I'm sure we could Google it You're
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saying a hundred yeah, I feel like Feel like
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they would probably still not cuz I'm gonna say
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40 cuz I mean it's gonna reach terminal velocity
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That's gonna stop slowing down the parachute
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will let it get terminal velocity again But I
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don't think the parachute would be enough to
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slow it down We are way off The Artemis to Orion
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capsules splash down the Pacific Ocean at a speed
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of approximately 17 to 20 miles per hour Yeah,
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before this, it reached a maximum reentry speed
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of nearly 25 ,000. So 17 to 20 mile an hour would
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not leave a crater. You could leave them land.
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Yeah, definitely. I think they should have big
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airbags that just... right before they land.
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And then it would be a nice cushion. Yeah, get
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on that thing. Or, you get the fire department
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out there with big blankets, you know, and they
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just catch them. Yeah. I don't see why didn't
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they do that? I mean NASA was right about everything
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else. Yeah, I feel like that would have worked.
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I feel like they could have done that. They could
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have got all the fire departments from like all
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the surrounding areas. That's exactly right.
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That's exactly right. Hope no 9 -1 -1 calls come
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in about fire. Well, I mean, it's kind of selfish
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to have a fire while they're out trying to catch
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some astronauts. That's not true. I would agree.
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Seems like some real California shit that they
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would decide to do. Hey, let's have a forest
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fire when it's fire season. That's gotta be coming
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up, right? I feel like with the weather the way
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it is new net it's moved. That's true That's
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what would happen if Artemis 2 did not slow down
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Yeah, we would have to shoot our grannies with
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a bazooka. It would be like granny got hit with
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a bazooka He said kaboom What song where that
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song even go? I have no idea It just popped up
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on the soundboard one day and today actually
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and I decided Yeah, I think we're gonna do that.
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Yeah kaboom So That's the intro here comes Christina
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cook from Artemis to That would be really cool
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sure they're real busy right now You probably
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doing other podcasts that are probably any of
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the four of them came in. I'd be like, the mic
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is yours. I just want you to go. I feel like
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they're probably busy doing other podcasts bigger
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than ours. I mean, really, what podcast is bigger
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than ours? I mean, I feel like we had a really
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big week in like Vietnam and Sri Lanka. I don't
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know if you saw that. I did not. Yeah, we did.
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We had a really big week. Oh. Like really big
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so too bad none of the astronauts were Vietnamese
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or Sri Lankan I may not have been either of those
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but it might have been Singapore Singapore before
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we have they're also not Singapore. They're not
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there It was three Americans and a Canadian.
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Yeah, so if we could you know do bigger in America
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We're doing big in Ontario. Oh really Toronto
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not I mean it's been a while, but hockey pod.
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This is a hockey pod Maybe it's those guys we
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met in Nashville. Maybe they didn't know we had
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one, but but they found us. They found good for
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them. Hey, what's up, boys? Hope you're doing
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good. Yeah. Hockey. Speaking of hockey, hockey
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season is the regular season. Well, for you,
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hockey season is over. It's over for me. It's
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been over for me. I've known it was over for
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the last 20 games. I do actually have a question
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for you. Yeah. Are they going to fire their coach
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again? Maybe are they going for the record that's
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currently held by the Golden Knights and going
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through the most coaches? They could be trying
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Because yeah, it's two. It's three in three years
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right now and then Ron Francis the president
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He is stepping down. He's no longer gonna be
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there. So yeah, it's very likely that So they
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said we're gonna do an internal audit That is
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led by the GM. So that's probably gonna be one
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of those like yeah, we audited ourselves We're
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not doing a damn thing wrong. I Can see it going
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that way. Everybody else is the problem. Not
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us exactly. Yeah, exactly. Right exactly, right?
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We'll say the Golden Knights are for Yeah, maybe
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John tortellini was maybe that was the way to
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go apparently he has a philosophy that if you
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ask him a dumb question He's just gonna walk
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away I kind of wish more people would adopt that
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philosophy. Because I can't remember the guy
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asking. I think the guy asked him about wearing
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the suit and he just walked away. Well, let me
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ask you this. How often in class does a student
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ask you the dumbest question ever and you just
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say, yeah, I'm not answering. Oh, exactly. It
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would be the world would be a better place. They
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say there's no dumb questions. There is. There
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are. There are. You're a teacher. They're not
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an English teacher. There is. Yeah, they're.
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You're right. There is there is there is dumb
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questions Just like there is dumb teachers who
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don't know good English. I don't teach English.
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Yeah, you don't you teach you teach Scientology.
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Yep Tom Cruise was one of your students, right?
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Yep. How's he doing? That makes a lot of sense
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you won't answer my calls but uh hockey season
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is almost over but you know what's here Yes Baseball.
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Yeah, there it is. Yeah baseball season. So I
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have for you. Okay a collection you could call
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it of Just some absolutely absurd ballpark foods.
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Okay, and we're just gonna kind of go through
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we can discuss them talk about them, you know,
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so you have to guess what park they're at or
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what team they have You can I will tell you that
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is going to be tough to do probably because it's
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not gonna be like name like Dodger dog No, and
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it's a lot of like minor league teams. This is
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like baseball wife. Okay, so I do know that uh
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Somebody has the the glissanator. Yes. I believe
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it was the Rockies. It's like a 50 foot long
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$50 two foot hot dog. They don't have They do
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not they have all they're putting all their time
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into making hot dogs I will say a Rockies game
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is the first place I ever tried Rocky Mountain
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oysters. I Did not know what I was eating when
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I put it in my mouth and then you were like,
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this is gross What you found out what it was?
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I was probably like eight years old. So I don't
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like so but maybe A lot of people do that. They'll
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be this is delicious until I find out it's something
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they wouldn't normally eat And they're like this
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is gross, which if you don't know where Rocky
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Mountain oysters are try them first before we
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tell you I've not tried them. That's not Wait,
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do they do they sell them at Rocky games? Yeah,
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well, at least back when I was there, they probably
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still do. They probably still they don't have
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a lot going on there. Well, I mean, what else
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are you going to eat at a Rockies game other
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than the Glizzanator? I don't remember. That's
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exactly what's called about something like that.
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It was it might have been like Glizzilla or something.
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I think it's Glizzilla. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah,
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it's pretty impressive. The picture I saw was
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of Chris Bryant essentially. double -handed deep
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-throating the glasula. Because he's probably
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hurt again. Yeah, he is. I don't think it's totally
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his fault. I think he has like a degenerative
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disc issue in his back. He probably should retire.
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Yeah, probably should. Isn't that what Derek
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Carr has? I believe so, yeah. And he retired.
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He did. Although he did say he would be open
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to coming back. Of course. I'm sure the millions
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of dollars that they'd be willing to pay him,
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that'd probably get me back too. So he's going
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to play for the Colts anyway. Number one is the
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Texas League squealer from the Northwest Arkansas
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Naturals Everything's bigger in Texas as you
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know Including the calorie count you said Arkansas,
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but it's the Texas. Yes. It's the Texas League.
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Oh, yeah squealer. Okay This reaches an astounding
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To be quite honest, one thousand three hundred
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and eighty calories. That's like half your daily
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intake. Yeah, it sure does. Would you like to
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know what's on it? Sure. It is a half pound burger.
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OK, OK. That is equal parts beef and bacon. OK,
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OK. Equal parts. Yep. So it's quarter pound of
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beef, quarter pound of bacon. Like like and they've
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yeah, they've the bacon inside the burger. That's
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right. OK, that's right. It's like a bacon patty.
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OK, OK. Stop with cheese, sport peppers, pickles.
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Fried onions tomatoes wait for it more bacon
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Yeah, would you like to see a picture sure I
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mean, it looks pretty good I don't like the way
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the bun doesn't sit. It does not sit flat on
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there. You're right. I don't like that Well,
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it's so much bacon. It's just like it's a little
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top hat for the bacon The second one, but it's
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already it's hard to eat burgers like that when
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the puns not flat on those it is I agree It's
00:22:06.029 --> 00:22:09.539
also hard to eat anything Burger, especially
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in a stadiums. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's very hard
00:22:12.019 --> 00:22:13.839
to eat it. That's why hot dogs are like the best
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thing. Yeah Alright, the next thing the title
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of this article was 23 insane things you can
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eat at a ballpark Next one is just barbecue nachos.
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That's not insane. No, I feel like every place
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does that No, yeah, they do it says it's not
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just barbecue. It's not just nachos. It's barbecue
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nachos Yeah, everyone has done that. It's pulled
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pork nachos Who's it from the Augusta green jackets?
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Like Georgia. Oh, they're named after the masters.
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That's good. Yeah, they are. That is clever.
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Actually, let's go ahead. We're going to take
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a side quest real quick. Have you heard the rumor
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that the birds are piped in at Augusta on the
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broadcast? I think I've heard that. Yeah. So
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apparently people so they say ESPN makes they
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basically fill bird sounds for the broadcast.
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I don't know. But it's interesting because apparently
00:23:06.819 --> 00:23:09.359
like Irish viewers, they were like, yeah, there's
00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:13.119
no bird sounds on our broadcast. So like, where's
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the disconnect? But then you get people who go
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to the Masters to watch. And there are people
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saying like, yeah, I was there for three days.
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I didn't see a single bird. Are they lying? Why
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are they? Why would they make fake bird sounds?
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What is the what do the birds have to do? I don't.
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Well, it's the Masters, you know, they have their
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very. Elite. They feel very elite. Tradition
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unlike any other. Yeah, they say that. I did
00:23:38.529 --> 00:23:40.470
watch the end of the Masters yesterday. Yeah,
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Rory won. I'm not a big - I don't think golf's
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a spectator sport. I tend to agree with you.
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But there's so many people there. I know. Have
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you heard all the things they're not allowed
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to say at the Masters? I know it's not getting
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the whole, because somebody screams it every
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single time. That's not just the Masters, though.
00:24:00.569 --> 00:24:02.329
I know. But you don't need to say it every time.
00:24:02.329 --> 00:24:04.289
We get it. It wasn't funny the first time, it's
00:24:04.289 --> 00:24:08.529
not funny now. I agree. What time did Tiger drive?
00:24:09.289 --> 00:24:13.890
Oh, never mind. Can't say that. Tiger drove.
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He did drive. He did. Yeah, he drove his car
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onto the side. Yeah, exactly. Announcers at the
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Masters must adhere to a strict formal language
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guideline. Formal language. Yeah. So prohibited
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terms include fans. Can't say fans. You have
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to say patrons. But they are fans. They are no,
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they're not there though. They're patrons The
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weird thing about it is I always thought the
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master was like the like the championship type
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thing Yes, not and that's like the first thing.
00:24:44.980 --> 00:24:46.960
Yeah, it's kind of like the Indy 500 almost like
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we always it was like the Daytona 500 really
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We're always kind of like from Indiana. I like
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I was younger I just thought the Indy 500 was
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like the end could we have how big? And and they
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take a whole month to be here so they don't race
00:25:01.279 --> 00:25:04.589
for a month to do Indy Crazy. It's like we make
00:25:04.589 --> 00:25:06.130
this big deal about it. I thought it was like
00:25:06.130 --> 00:25:08.210
the championship, like the final race. No, you
00:25:08.210 --> 00:25:10.349
know, it's just the biggest race. Just like the
00:25:10.349 --> 00:25:12.450
Masters. I think it should be the Super Bowl.
00:25:12.650 --> 00:25:14.549
Yeah. I would think the Masters would be like
00:25:14.549 --> 00:25:16.509
the Super Bowl. Yeah. It's like the first thing.
00:25:16.529 --> 00:25:18.410
Yeah. It's like kicks off the season. Yeah, sure
00:25:18.410 --> 00:25:21.549
does. Which is like cool, but it should be at
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the end. They can't say they cannot say rough,
00:25:26.029 --> 00:25:29.329
but they can't. I heard somebody say it. They're
00:25:29.329 --> 00:25:31.569
supposed to call it the second cut. Now he called
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it. I heard him call the rough. Well, did you
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hear him call it a sand trap? I think so. I don't
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think you did. It's a bunker. They have to say
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bunker. They can't say back nine either when
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they make the turn. Second nine. Second nine.
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That's right. Here's the one that really gets
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me. There's two actually. Driving range. Can't
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call it the driving range. It's the tournament
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practice facility. I mean, it's not really tournament
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though. It is it's four days. Yeah, but you don't
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it's not like elimination I mean it is there's
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a cut but it's not like it is a tournament. I
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think that's what they call them in golf They're
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all tournaments. I'm like a tournament would
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be like I'm going against this guy if I beat
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him that he's eliminated But that's not what
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happens. Well, you're going with a guy. He doesn't
00:26:15.420 --> 00:26:17.119
necessarily get eliminated Yeah, but tournaments
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all have different rules though. They're around
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Robin tournaments. I just I'm a expert around
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Robin. Could I watch curling? No, you're so right.
00:26:26.210 --> 00:26:28.890
They did round robin. So I know how round robin
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works. That's where you play everybody in your
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field. Technically, they are playing everybody
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in their field. That's true. But it's not, it's
00:26:35.650 --> 00:26:38.150
not, I don't think it's a tournament. Well, you
00:26:38.150 --> 00:26:42.170
can't say bleachers either. You have to say observation
00:26:42.170 --> 00:26:46.009
stands. Observations. I mean, granted, there's
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only like one area that the bleachers are even
00:26:47.650 --> 00:26:49.369
there. So I don't feel like that come up a lot.
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Oh, here you go. Actually, the tournament thing.
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It's a term tournament or invitational not championship
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because it is an Invitational tournament the
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winner is not considered a champion in the traditional
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sense. So it's not her It is quite literally
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an Invitational tournament that guess what the
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NIT which stands for national invitational tournament
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has a champion get different sport, isn't it?
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Isn't it a better sport? Yeah, I would tend to
00:27:18.960 --> 00:27:21.460
agree with that. I have never played golf and
00:27:21.460 --> 00:27:25.380
had a great time. I get pissed every time. I
00:27:25.380 --> 00:27:26.819
played golf like one time. I even have my own
00:27:26.819 --> 00:27:28.559
golf clubs now. Never golfed because nobody will
00:27:28.559 --> 00:27:32.720
go with me. Yeah, I'll go with you. OK, I'm not
00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:35.119
good. I'm not either. OK, so we'll go and we'll
00:27:35.119 --> 00:27:36.880
just we'll be those guys that people get have
00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:39.680
to play through us because they're varying. They
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won't have to play through because I'm going
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to be out of balls by like hole six. If there's
00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:46.509
water. Yeah, I'm gonna hit that bitch in there.
00:27:48.670 --> 00:27:51.170
This says nine words and phrases broadcasters
00:27:51.170 --> 00:27:53.690
at the Masters aren't allowed to use. Shit, piss,
00:27:53.829 --> 00:27:56.069
fuck, cock, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart,
00:27:56.250 --> 00:27:58.049
turd, and twat. Those are the seven words you
00:27:58.049 --> 00:28:00.950
can't tell me. Yeah, yeah, so. Here's what you
00:28:00.950 --> 00:28:03.410
have. George Carlin. George Carlin, that's right.
00:28:03.710 --> 00:28:06.170
Did you watch that video I sent you? About the
00:28:06.170 --> 00:28:08.650
pirate guy. Yeah. It's pretty funny. Pretty funny.
00:28:08.690 --> 00:28:11.150
It's pretty funny. But he even started with my
00:28:11.150 --> 00:28:13.490
own. Hello, friends. Yes. Because of Jim Nance.
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Jim Nance is what he does. I was watching it.
00:28:15.329 --> 00:28:17.829
The Masters and like Jim Nance wasn't on it until
00:28:17.829 --> 00:28:20.349
like the very end. I. Yeah. I was like, did Jim
00:28:20.349 --> 00:28:22.269
Nance not do this anymore either? Does he only
00:28:22.269 --> 00:28:25.130
do football? No. Well, it's funny because I was
00:28:25.130 --> 00:28:26.809
watching an interview and he said he was excited
00:28:26.809 --> 00:28:29.230
to do the Masters. So maybe he was sick or something.
00:28:29.329 --> 00:28:31.309
I don't know. He did like the last hole. Yeah.
00:28:31.769 --> 00:28:35.269
Maybe he was just on hole 18. I don't know. It
00:28:35.269 --> 00:28:36.950
was weird to me because I'm like, I thought this
00:28:36.950 --> 00:28:39.029
he literally stopped doing college basketball
00:28:39.029 --> 00:28:40.990
to do the Masters. Yeah. Like he said, he didn't
00:28:40.990 --> 00:28:42.329
want to do college basketball. He wanted to do
00:28:42.329 --> 00:28:45.250
football in the Masters. That was it. I don't
00:28:45.250 --> 00:28:46.990
know. But he is getting older, though. He could
00:28:46.990 --> 00:28:49.289
probably pick and choose. I miss him doing college
00:28:49.289 --> 00:28:51.230
basketball. I like Jim Nance. I don't really
00:28:51.230 --> 00:28:53.410
like an eagle. I don't either. He's OK. He's
00:28:53.410 --> 00:28:55.990
OK. Yeah, he's no Jim Nance. He's not Jim Nance.
00:28:57.170 --> 00:28:59.910
This is all from barbecue nachos that we went
00:28:59.910 --> 00:29:04.230
on this tangent. Number three is the claw lossel.
00:29:05.040 --> 00:29:08.440
Hmm claw loss. Oh my god. That's it. That's the
00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:11.259
name of it. It's by the hickory crawdads. Okay,
00:29:11.539 --> 00:29:13.980
and I mean they're clever with their name They
00:29:13.980 --> 00:29:16.640
are and this one actually comes with a challenge.
00:29:16.660 --> 00:29:21.619
Okay, if you can eat a Half pound chili cheese
00:29:21.619 --> 00:29:23.720
hot dog. Okay, that's pretty big eight ounce
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:27.720
burger pulled pork barbecue sandwich corn dog
00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:31.359
five onion rings, okay pub chips to jalapeno
00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:34.500
poppers to pickle spears to Two poppers? Two
00:29:34.500 --> 00:29:36.140
poppers, two pickle spears. They're pretty big.
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:39.460
If you can do all this in the time it takes to
00:29:39.460 --> 00:29:44.480
play a single inning, you get it for free. One
00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:46.579
inning? Well, yeah, one inning. So I'm assuming
00:29:46.579 --> 00:29:47.900
they're a minor league team. The good thing about
00:29:47.900 --> 00:29:49.740
that is sometimes innings can take like three
00:29:49.740 --> 00:29:51.619
hours. They can take a while. We went to the
00:29:51.619 --> 00:29:55.400
Indians game on Saturday night. Nine errors.
00:29:56.119 --> 00:30:01.200
Nine errors in a triple A game. Crazy. Very sloppy.
00:30:01.730 --> 00:30:03.630
So there's bats. You can see why the reds are
00:30:03.630 --> 00:30:06.690
probably not be good for them. Well, this may
00:30:06.690 --> 00:30:08.950
not surprise you, but T .J. Anton almost blew
00:30:08.950 --> 00:30:12.650
it. So yeah, that is it. The guy in front was
00:30:12.650 --> 00:30:13.809
like, oh, I thought you pitched in the majors.
00:30:13.849 --> 00:30:15.369
Like, well, there's a reason he's down here.
00:30:15.369 --> 00:30:17.369
He also had two Tommy John surgeries. Yeah, he
00:30:17.369 --> 00:30:20.109
did. So that'll also do. He's probably still
00:30:20.109 --> 00:30:22.670
working his way back. Yeah. He needs to be really
00:30:22.670 --> 00:30:24.609
good. Yeah, he did. And then he had to get Tommy
00:30:24.609 --> 00:30:26.589
John surgery twice. Yeah. Well, that's going
00:30:26.589 --> 00:30:28.490
to hurt your elbow. Hey, show. Hey, show. He
00:30:28.490 --> 00:30:30.910
did it. That's right. Look at him. Look at him.
00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:34.579
He makes two million dollars a year. And then
00:30:34.579 --> 00:30:38.279
they deferred like 690 million. Was stealing
00:30:38.279 --> 00:30:40.279
his money, he had no idea. That's right. Yeah,
00:30:40.279 --> 00:30:43.180
we're not getting into that. For legal purposes,
00:30:43.339 --> 00:30:47.039
we are not lawyers. Number four, though, a team
00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:49.480
you've probably heard of, the Eerie Seawolves.
00:30:49.700 --> 00:30:51.779
I have heard of them. They have the Philly Burger.
00:30:52.619 --> 00:30:55.319
Weird. They are in Pennsylvania. Well, that's
00:30:55.319 --> 00:30:58.720
true, I guess. Yeah. That's not near Philadelphia,
00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:00.200
though. Philadelphia is on the other side of
00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:04.059
the state. It's true. It's true. Well, they have
00:31:04.059 --> 00:31:07.279
a one third pound hamburger served on a pretzel
00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:10.940
bun topped off with a heap of meat, provolone,
00:31:11.140 --> 00:31:13.920
cheese, whiz, peppers, onions and homemade horseradish.
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:17.740
What's the meat? It's just like Philly steak.
00:31:17.799 --> 00:31:20.279
It's steak on top. It's a burger topped with
00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:22.519
Philly cheesesteak. Yeah, it's a cheesesteak
00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:25.250
on top of a burger. I would try all these. Yeah,
00:31:25.349 --> 00:31:27.569
same. So far. I would try the other one. I think
00:31:27.569 --> 00:31:30.509
I could. The claw. The claw. But I don't think
00:31:30.509 --> 00:31:31.690
I could do it. I don't think I could finish it.
00:31:31.690 --> 00:31:34.410
That's a lot of fried food. Yeah. And one inning,
00:31:34.450 --> 00:31:37.750
too. I don't think it's possible. I mean, the
00:31:37.750 --> 00:31:39.049
only good, like I said, the only good thing is
00:31:39.049 --> 00:31:42.650
AAA could take a while. Yeah, that's true. Would
00:31:42.650 --> 00:31:44.549
you say you have a bit of a sweet tooth? Yeah.
00:31:45.589 --> 00:31:49.130
Do you like hamburgers? Yeah. You might like
00:31:49.130 --> 00:31:52.690
the Big Mother Funnel Burger. Is it a hamburger
00:31:52.690 --> 00:31:54.750
made with funnel cakes? It is a hamburger made
00:31:54.750 --> 00:31:57.210
with funnel cakes. I don't think I'd like the
00:31:57.210 --> 00:31:58.910
taste of meat with funnel cakes. Not only is
00:31:58.910 --> 00:32:02.190
it a hamburger, it's a one pound hamburger. Topped
00:32:02.190 --> 00:32:04.069
with a half pound of cheese and six slices of
00:32:04.069 --> 00:32:07.230
bacon. Oh no. All tucked deliciously between
00:32:07.230 --> 00:32:09.509
two funnel cakes. I don't think I would like
00:32:09.509 --> 00:32:12.769
that. And sugar on top of the funnel cake. Well
00:32:12.769 --> 00:32:14.849
of course. You have to have sugar on top of that.
00:32:15.809 --> 00:32:18.890
There is the Memphis meets Mexico Juarez dog
00:32:18.890 --> 00:32:22.339
from the El Paso Chihuahuas. Hmm. And this is
00:32:22.339 --> 00:32:28.220
just a hot dog with basically bacon and a lotte
00:32:28.220 --> 00:32:31.299
pulled pork. I'm assuming Memphis style. Memphis
00:32:31.299 --> 00:32:34.279
style. Yeah. I mean, it looks delicious. I would
00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:36.440
probably I would eat the shit out of that. You
00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:39.079
can get a lobster roll at the Red Sox game. You
00:32:39.079 --> 00:32:42.440
can. Yeah. And it comes in like $30. Yeah, it
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:44.960
is. And it comes in like a little boat. That's
00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:48.180
kind of cool. And then they also had little they
00:32:48.180 --> 00:32:51.390
have dirty water in Boston. It's like their phrase
00:32:51.390 --> 00:32:54.990
probably because Boston sucks They have little
00:32:54.990 --> 00:32:58.029
like water coolers that you can get a drink in.
00:32:58.150 --> 00:33:02.190
It's kind of fun Do you like moon pies? I've
00:33:02.190 --> 00:33:05.210
ever had a moon pie Do you know what they are
00:33:05.210 --> 00:33:06.970
like little marshmallow things? Yeah, well you
00:33:06.970 --> 00:33:09.150
can get them deep -fried at an Asheville tourist
00:33:09.150 --> 00:33:12.269
game Asheville tours. Mm -hmm Asheville is the
00:33:12.269 --> 00:33:14.170
dog -friendly capital of the world. Is that right?
00:33:14.269 --> 00:33:16.369
Bill Walton told me that no kidding personally
00:33:16.369 --> 00:33:18.710
when they played the Maui invitation on Asheville
00:33:19.349 --> 00:33:22.690
You were he told you that he said hey Zach. I
00:33:22.690 --> 00:33:24.289
feel like I feel like when you watch a bill Walton
00:33:24.289 --> 00:33:27.950
gave me He is kind of talking to you, isn't he?
00:33:28.170 --> 00:33:29.849
Rest in peace rest in peace bill Walton. Is he
00:33:29.849 --> 00:33:32.250
dead? He died. He died. He died like two years
00:33:32.250 --> 00:33:36.529
ago. That's tough. That is tough Would you like
00:33:36.529 --> 00:33:39.230
to triple C? Yeah, would you like to know what
00:33:39.230 --> 00:33:44.210
it stands for sure Claude's crab cake? Well this
00:33:44.210 --> 00:33:46.250
you're really gonna like it the Lakewood blue
00:33:46.250 --> 00:33:50.420
claws triple C It fits the bill for you. It is
00:33:50.420 --> 00:33:53.400
a sandwich. It features a hefty half pound crab
00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:56.539
cake. Oh topped with mango and pineapple slaw
00:33:56.539 --> 00:33:58.920
Okay, all smothered by a Chipotle ranch cream
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:02.380
sauce. Oh I would probably eat that too. Actually,
00:34:02.420 --> 00:34:04.680
I do like crab cakes. I like crab cakes It looks
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.059
like it's almost on like a just like a King's
00:34:07.059 --> 00:34:10.380
Hawaiian roll That does look like a regular old.
00:34:10.420 --> 00:34:12.659
It looks like a crab cake sandwich. I'm saying
00:34:12.659 --> 00:34:14.119
it just doesn't look like I would just say this
00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:16.670
look like a roll not even like a Yeah, it does.
00:34:16.670 --> 00:34:18.030
It looks like a dinner roll. Yeah, it looks like
00:34:18.030 --> 00:34:19.929
a dinner roll. Oh, can you imagine you put that
00:34:19.929 --> 00:34:22.289
on Texas? Oh, Texas Roadhouse roll. Yeah, that'd
00:34:22.289 --> 00:34:24.449
be good. Put a little cinnamon butter on there.
00:34:24.530 --> 00:34:30.309
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's good. This is something
00:34:30.309 --> 00:34:32.690
that I would probably absolutely destroy. It's
00:34:32.690 --> 00:34:36.289
called the Pig Mac. OK, the Great Lakes Loons
00:34:36.289 --> 00:34:40.309
makes this. It is as a twist on the classic pulled
00:34:40.309 --> 00:34:44.829
pork sandwich. It's in place of the traditional
00:34:44.829 --> 00:34:47.769
bun. Get a couple of deep -fried mac and cheese
00:34:47.769 --> 00:34:50.510
slacks. Oh, so mac and cheese bites. It's mac
00:34:50.510 --> 00:34:53.130
and cheese bites. Yeah. I would eat this. Inside
00:34:53.130 --> 00:34:55.570
of a pulled pork sandwich. That sounds delicious.
00:34:56.090 --> 00:34:58.610
Yeah. Where the team play at? The Great Lakes
00:34:58.610 --> 00:35:01.349
Loons? I assume somewhere in the Midwest near
00:35:01.349 --> 00:35:03.269
the Great Lakes. I would assume Michigan. I would
00:35:03.269 --> 00:35:07.690
assume that too. Great Lakes Loons. Grand Rapids.
00:35:08.210 --> 00:35:11.289
Is that your guess? Yes. They are a minor league
00:35:11.289 --> 00:35:14.090
baseball team, high affiliate of the Dodgers,
00:35:14.150 --> 00:35:17.880
and are located in... Midland Michigan. I don't
00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:21.079
know how close that is to Grand Rapids, but That's
00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:23.079
okay. How far is Midland from here? I might drive
00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:25.559
up there Why don't you search that up while I
00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:28.579
read you the next item? It's the fan versus food
00:35:28.579 --> 00:35:30.820
burger and you can get this at a Major League
00:35:30.820 --> 00:35:35.900
Baseball game Tampa Bay Rays Well, what is it?
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:40.059
It's the fan versus food burger. I Think I heard
00:35:40.059 --> 00:35:42.719
about this. Yeah, it's it's another challenge.
00:35:42.719 --> 00:35:46.659
I believe The rays lay down the gullet gauntlet.
00:35:46.659 --> 00:35:48.760
The gullet gauntlet. That's right. To their fans
00:35:48.760 --> 00:35:50.880
with their fan -versus -food burger, finish this
00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:55.039
monstrosity of a four -pound burger and accompanying
00:35:55.039 --> 00:35:57.579
pound of french fries and you'll win a shirt
00:35:57.579 --> 00:36:01.219
and two tickets to a future game. Ooh. So, how
00:36:01.219 --> 00:36:05.119
long do you think you have to take it down? I
00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:07.599
don't think one inning is enough time to eat
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:12.050
four pounds of food. Does it say? Doesn't say
00:36:12.050 --> 00:36:14.750
I'm afraid I'm gonna go ahead and like kind of
00:36:14.750 --> 00:36:17.090
skip through here find the highlights Midland
00:36:17.090 --> 00:36:22.730
is five hours It is not I mean it's you can see
00:36:22.730 --> 00:36:25.110
Grand Rapids from Midland. Well, you can see
00:36:25.110 --> 00:36:28.889
a lot of things on a map It's like almost it's
00:36:28.889 --> 00:36:31.429
up in the it's kind of where the thumb meets
00:36:31.429 --> 00:36:35.190
Okay, it's kind of right in the right in the
00:36:35.190 --> 00:36:38.409
thumb pit if you will. Yep Would you eat a pulled
00:36:38.409 --> 00:36:41.849
pork parfait? It might depend on what's in the
00:36:41.849 --> 00:36:44.170
parfait. Well, I'll tell you. It's a it looks
00:36:44.170 --> 00:36:46.409
like a dessert. This is actually in Lansing,
00:36:46.409 --> 00:36:48.329
so it sounds like we have two games to go to.
00:36:50.030 --> 00:36:53.610
It's a layer of mashed potatoes pulled pork on
00:36:53.610 --> 00:36:56.769
top. Another layer of mashed potatoes. You guessed
00:36:56.769 --> 00:36:59.230
it pulled pork on top. They're going to drench
00:36:59.230 --> 00:37:01.429
that bitch in gravy. They're going to top it
00:37:01.429 --> 00:37:04.309
with chives. They're going to put it in a parfait
00:37:04.309 --> 00:37:07.170
cup for you. So it's just mashed potatoes and
00:37:07.170 --> 00:37:09.949
pulled pork. Yeah, but it's a but it's a parfait.
00:37:10.989 --> 00:37:13.530
Would I would eat it I would devour that thing.
00:37:13.530 --> 00:37:15.409
It looks kind of like a root beer float It looks
00:37:15.409 --> 00:37:18.530
exactly like a root beer float But I'd eat it
00:37:18.530 --> 00:37:20.650
I would eat it too. I mean Lansing and Midland
00:37:20.650 --> 00:37:22.090
are not that far from each other. They're not
00:37:22.090 --> 00:37:25.289
that far Would you would you ever go to a Baltimore
00:37:25.289 --> 00:37:27.489
Orioles game? I've been to Baltimore game. Well,
00:37:27.489 --> 00:37:32.230
did you eat the walk -off? Well, you gotta you
00:37:32.230 --> 00:37:36.010
gotta have the walk -off Basically, it's a sausage
00:37:36.010 --> 00:37:39.269
They wrap it in a pretzel roll. They put Old
00:37:39.269 --> 00:37:43.860
Bay crab on top Like the crab or the seasoning?
00:37:44.219 --> 00:37:47.019
The seasoning. Oh, yeah. I don't think there's
00:37:47.019 --> 00:37:49.840
actual crab on it. It's the Orioles. They don't
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:51.840
sell a lot of tickets. They can't spring it for
00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:55.139
the crab. I got a cool little fedora one week
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ago on Father's Day. Oh, no kidding? Yeah. Fedora
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was the giveaway. That's kind of cool. Mm hmm.
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What? Does it have like a little Orioles logo
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on it? Do you still have it? Yeah. You should
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wear it for the next time we record. OK, I will.
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And I'll I'll just mention it in passing. It's
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a little it's a little hard, small, but for my
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head. But well, you have a big head. Thank you.
00:38:15.949 --> 00:38:17.969
Because you think very highly of yourself. Correct.
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How about the Franken slice? I want you to. That's
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pizza. Yes. I'm assuming it's probably a New
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York related. What thing about the Franken part
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of it? Green. No pesto I'm gonna it's a frankfurter
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It's a hot dog crust. Oh hot dog crust pizza
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slice. How do you do that? Looks like you know,
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there's a hot dog in the bun. No So instead of
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like bread on the outside, it looks like they
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rolled it over a hot dog and then just topped
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it with cheese And so yeah, there's a hot dog
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where the crust should live. I would eat that
00:38:58.579 --> 00:39:03.059
I would 100 % That would be the Fresno Grizzlies.
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Fresno? In California? That's in California.
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I have a semi -local one for us, actually. Fort
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Wayne Tin Caps. They do the Big Apple. It's a...
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It's in a... You know the ice cream helmets that
00:39:17.860 --> 00:39:20.219
you get? Oh, yeah. It's in one of those. Okay.
00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:23.900
You get, it looks like a couple apples. Then
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it's slices. Okay. I'm not done. You get four
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homemade apple dumplings, five scoops of vanilla
00:39:30.929 --> 00:39:32.969
ice cream, so maybe you get a full -size helmet,
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whipped cream, hot caramel, and sprinkles. That
00:39:36.289 --> 00:39:38.190
sounds delicious. Yeah, and then you get some
00:39:38.190 --> 00:39:41.010
apple slices on top. That sounds delicious. I
00:39:41.010 --> 00:39:43.110
would eat that so, so quickly. Did you know their
00:39:43.110 --> 00:39:45.349
name after Johnny Appleseed? I did know that
00:39:45.349 --> 00:39:49.449
actually, which is very cool. I have one more
00:39:49.449 --> 00:39:52.210
for you. Okay. It's called the Colossus Burger.
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Okay. It's from the Cane County Cougars. and
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the colossus burger is it's got a pretzel bun
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instead of a traditional bun third pound of angus
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beef american cheese pulled pork creamy coleslaw
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it's just a good old barbecue burger and that
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sounds delicious to me dude how come all of these
00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:16.920
are minor league parks well they gotta get people
00:40:16.920 --> 00:40:20.380
in there you know oh there is one more it's called
00:40:20.380 --> 00:40:24.519
the moby dick it's by the lake county captains
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Which I'm gonna guess is like counting you Chicago
00:40:28.690 --> 00:40:31.869
That's Lake County. All right. I mean me and
00:40:31.869 --> 00:40:33.969
also out of Lake County. It's true I don't think
00:40:33.969 --> 00:40:35.889
I don't think Chicago is actually Lake County
00:40:35.889 --> 00:40:39.090
Cook County. Yeah, that's right Could be anywhere
00:40:39.090 --> 00:40:41.050
Lake County captains created this monster ass
00:40:41.050 --> 00:40:43.030
you have a sandwich Prime, Minnesota. That could
00:40:43.030 --> 00:40:46.210
be what's their names the Lake County captains
00:40:46.210 --> 00:40:50.630
Continue they fill a 15 inch sesame seed roll
00:40:50.630 --> 00:40:56.369
with an insane five separate quarter pound fish
00:40:56.369 --> 00:40:59.809
fillets eight slices of cheese how many fish
00:40:59.809 --> 00:41:03.130
fillets five quarter pound fish fillets eight
00:41:03.130 --> 00:41:07.389
slices of cheese six ounces of clam strips third
00:41:07.389 --> 00:41:11.110
of a pound of french fries cup of coleslaw and
00:41:11.110 --> 00:41:13.789
then of course lettuce tomatoes pickles and tartar
00:41:13.789 --> 00:41:18.670
sauce but when you place it next to the hot dog
00:41:18.670 --> 00:41:21.710
there you see how big it is that thing is huge
00:41:21.710 --> 00:41:25.170
it is quite literally A Moby Dick size sandwich.
00:41:25.929 --> 00:41:30.510
Also, it is in East Lake, Ohio. East Lake, Ohio,
00:41:30.550 --> 00:41:32.550
a suburb of Cleveland. I was going to say that
00:41:32.550 --> 00:41:35.409
sounds like some Cleveland bullshit, which they
00:41:35.409 --> 00:41:36.710
could have pulled that out of the. Maybe next
00:41:36.710 --> 00:41:38.230
time I'm up in Cleveland, I might stop by. They
00:41:38.230 --> 00:41:40.110
probably pulled that out of the river. Oh, they're
00:41:40.110 --> 00:41:42.369
high A, so it's probably unpleasant to watch.
00:41:42.449 --> 00:41:45.329
It's probably unpleasant to be there. It's kind
00:41:45.329 --> 00:41:47.530
of unpleasant to be in Cleveland, let's be honest.
00:41:48.010 --> 00:41:51.260
They have a lot of mascots. Don't really skipper
00:41:51.260 --> 00:41:53.659
Horatio skippy Captain Clipper Captain Kenny
00:41:53.659 --> 00:41:56.840
in the baseball bug. I Don't know that there's
00:41:56.840 --> 00:42:00.039
a nice way to say this. That's too many mascots.
00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:03.380
I don't know if they're like all currently active
00:42:03.380 --> 00:42:07.659
or if they were Like that's just they just rotate
00:42:07.659 --> 00:42:09.860
one every game. Well, they just went through
00:42:09.860 --> 00:42:13.340
them. Oh, yeah, I just changed their maybe Maybe
00:42:13.340 --> 00:42:15.199
they have like fight night in center field after
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:19.610
the game and all the mascots just come out John
00:42:19.610 --> 00:42:25.650
Oliver renamed him baseball team. Oh, yeah That's
00:42:25.650 --> 00:42:28.969
a hockey team, oh it was he made like a joke
00:42:28.969 --> 00:42:31.869
about on his show and then they oh And they liked
00:42:31.869 --> 00:42:33.309
it and they said yeah, we're gonna go with that.
00:42:33.389 --> 00:42:36.130
Yeah, pretty much. That's pretty cool While you're
00:42:36.130 --> 00:42:38.889
looking it up, you know how Pittsburgh, you know
00:42:38.889 --> 00:42:41.789
a lot of teams have like a race Well, Pittsburgh
00:42:41.789 --> 00:42:45.489
does the pierogi race. Well, it was prospects
00:42:45.489 --> 00:42:47.730
night for the Indians who are the minor league
00:42:47.730 --> 00:42:51.280
team of the or the pirates. So the pierogies
00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:53.099
were there and they did a pierogi race at the
00:42:53.099 --> 00:42:56.619
Indians game. There was two fast pierogies and
00:42:56.619 --> 00:42:59.679
then they had a pierogi in heels with a purse
00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:01.800
and big dangly earrings. And of course, she's
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:03.940
running in heels. So she lost. I forget what
00:43:03.940 --> 00:43:06.579
I was looking at. John Oliver's team. Oh, yeah.
00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:11.559
That's about how this podcast goes. Well, if
00:43:11.559 --> 00:43:16.030
I look it up, I forget. Like, I don't, I tune
00:43:16.030 --> 00:43:18.530
out what you're saying, so to stay invested in
00:43:18.530 --> 00:43:20.610
it, I had to throw that out. You could just say
00:43:20.610 --> 00:43:22.349
you really wanted a pierogi. Oh, we actually
00:43:22.349 --> 00:43:24.710
talked about this team. Oh, the eerie seawolves.
00:43:24.969 --> 00:43:28.050
Oh, that was his. They were renamed to, they
00:43:28.050 --> 00:43:31.869
rebranded to the moon manas. Oh, for like a game
00:43:31.869 --> 00:43:34.829
or something. Yeah, that's fun. How about that?
00:43:35.170 --> 00:43:37.929
I do like a lot of the. Actually, we're talking
00:43:37.929 --> 00:43:39.909
about Cleveland. Akron has one of the greatest
00:43:39.909 --> 00:43:44.000
names to the rubber ducks. Yeah. The Akron rubber
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:45.880
ducks. Hey, we're going to call the rubbers.
00:43:46.019 --> 00:43:47.599
Can't call them that. I don't think. They're
00:43:47.599 --> 00:43:49.079
like, people are like, you can't, you can't do
00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:50.820
that. You can't do that. So, they change it.
00:43:55.400 --> 00:44:02.739
Yeah. Well, here we go. He had, it says promotional
00:44:02.739 --> 00:44:05.059
flair. Oliver celebrated the weirdness of minor
00:44:05.059 --> 00:44:07.219
league baseball. Mhmm. Mentioning the Rocket
00:44:07.219 --> 00:44:09.139
City Trash Bandas who are not a team anymore.
00:44:09.179 --> 00:44:12.139
No. The Lake County Captains toilet seat row.
00:44:12.300 --> 00:44:14.900
and the El Paso Chihuahua's. How about that?
00:44:14.940 --> 00:44:18.139
Seems we mentioned. Yeah. I like the, it was
00:44:18.139 --> 00:44:21.760
the Lake County loons, wasn't it? Yeah. What
00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:23.559
is a loon? That's a type of duck, right? That's
00:44:23.559 --> 00:44:27.300
like a goose. Pretty sure it's a goose. It's
00:44:27.300 --> 00:44:29.280
a waterfowl of some sort. And they have it on
00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:30.659
their Canadian money because you have a loonie
00:44:30.659 --> 00:44:32.539
and a toonie. That's right, loonies and toonies.
00:44:32.639 --> 00:44:34.360
It's their one dollar coin. That's right. We
00:44:34.360 --> 00:44:36.280
need a one dollar, we have a one dollar coin.
00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:39.039
It needs to be more used. As my dad pointed out,
00:44:39.119 --> 00:44:40.599
the reason why people don't use it is because
00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:42.239
they didn't take out the paper dollar out of
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:43.739
circulation. That's a good point. And if you
00:44:43.739 --> 00:44:45.400
want people to use the coin, don't have the paper.
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:48.139
That's a very good point. That's a very good
00:44:48.139 --> 00:44:51.719
point. It's a simple solution. Well, hey, brain
00:44:51.719 --> 00:44:55.079
cells, thanks for being here this week. We really
00:44:55.079 --> 00:44:57.840
appreciate it. Maybe don't hit your granny with
00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:03.579
a bazooka. Kaboom. Kaboom. Yeah. And I guess
00:45:03.579 --> 00:45:05.400
we'll see you next week. We're going to play
00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:07.179
you out with a banger this week. See you next
00:45:07.179 --> 00:45:07.940
week, brand sales.