48 - Sit Down Comedy

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They were two guys who worked in the public sector,
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but then their jobs were under attack. They decided
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that enough was enough and continued to work
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those jobs. But now they have a podcast, too.
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You ready for advice you didn't ask for and opinions
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nobody wants to hear? Maybe stick around and
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play some games, and if you're lucky, have a
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couple of laughs. They have two brain cells that
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are both desperately fighting for third. This
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is the Fighting for Third podcast with your host,
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Robbie and Zach. Turn on fighting for third it
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will kill that erection real quick I Made you
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hard with that. No, I'm saying putting fighting
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for third will just kill the mood. Oh, yeah It
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will do that. Welcome back to fighting for third.
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I remember one time you asked what the opposite
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stand -up comedy is. Yeah this Yeah Yeah, sit
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down whatever the fuck this is. Yeah, absolutely
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sit down and maybe chuckle but not actually laugh
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Yeah, no, that's our that's our program I went
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to, we went to Helium this past Saturday. I saw.
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How was it? It was pretty good. Yeah, you saw
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the teacher. Educator Andrea. Yeah, that's it.
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She was pretty good. Was she? Yeah. Was it all
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like, teacher jokes? Pretty much. Yeah, so I
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probably wouldn't have got most of it. No. That's
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okay. That's probably why it's not for you. Does
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she have anyone else with her? Yeah, she had
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like four people. Also teachers? Yeah. No, one
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of them's her husband. I don't think he's a teacher.
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but that like the main featured was a teacher
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apparently he's her co -host on one podcast really
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he's pretty funny and the guy the very guy i
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hope it wasn't that funny uh well that's gonna
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happen yeah but she was good you had a good time
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nice i like helium does helium have a two drink
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minimum they have a two item minimum uh so you
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can get like we always get food and a drink oh
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that's fair yeah is it two for the table or two
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per person two per person that's fair so we always
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get they are ultimately a bar yeah And it doesn't
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give you get stuff out in the lounge. It doesn't
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count. You have to be in the showroom. Really?
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You know, that kind of sucks. I feel like the
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worst part of that is like towards the end, they're
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just bringing you a check. It kind of kills everything.
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Yeah. And I don't I can't like I can imagine
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being a person performing while they're doing
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that. Yeah. Especially if somebody has an issue
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with it, because then they're going to probably
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start being like, right. They're going to get
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loud and like right here up here. Eyes up here,
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guys. Yeah, it's kind of I don't Never understood
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that. Yeah, I don't like either. Why can't you
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just settle up after the show's over? We might
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be going in June to see Ron Funches. That would
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be pretty good. I like Ron Funches I do too.
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His little is always like he's like I want to
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go see he the problem is like comedy You can't
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just like walk in right like you can't be like
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a show or like a concert. It's like oh Hey, that's
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like a bar. That's the guy right there cuz comedy.
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I mean you might be seeing somebody you don't
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think sure there's a guy that I came across,
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Ali Sadiq, you know him? Mm -hmm, I do. I did
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not know this but apparently he says like if
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you go to like a like if he's performing for
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weekends he does like six shows you're seeing
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a different show every time. Oh really? So I'm
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like there's no way he can be that that good
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and be that prolific. Apparently he can. Apparently
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he has kind of watched one of his stand -up,
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you know it's pretty funny. Yeah he is pretty
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funny. There's a thing, I'll send you uh I'll
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send you the info. He said like in February he
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has four specials in the can already. Dang. Oh
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yeah and he had just released one. That's kind
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of impressive though. Yeah, so I'm like there
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I go There's no way he's training up that much
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and actually being that good funny and it was
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kind of funny Maybe he is see my problem is I
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wouldn't be able to remember my jokes Day after
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I guess after a while you probably would but
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because it sounds like he doesn't like it sounds
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like he just tells a story And just kind of inserts
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jokes into it Because he's he's he hasn't done
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like gone to like a club and like worked on material
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for eight years. Oh, well, yeah, maybe he's just
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telling stories. He literally said he'll just
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pick like a couple of stories to tell. The thing
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is, my life isn't that funny. Yeah, that's what
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I think is the problem. Yeah, it's pretty boring.
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We've seen a couple of teacher comedians. I'm
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like, I always think I mean, I have stories I
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could do. Yeah, I could tell work stories, but
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oh, actually, I do have a work story. So I was
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walking down the street as I do at my job, making
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your way downtown. Walking fast houses pass throw
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mail down Anyway, so there's like a fence between
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these houses so I go around the fence and The
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car and the driveway is running but the doors
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open so I guess kind of weird But maybe someone
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just ran in real quick. Not a big deal. I get
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to The porch and the front door is open and that's
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when I hear a full -blown argument happening.
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Oh boy. I think homegirls I thought she was going
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to catch her man cheating. Not a good situation.
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Did you say mails here? No. What I did is I put
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the mail in the box and I decided to mind my
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own damn business and I kept it moving because
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that is not my problem. He's yelling the mails
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here. Hey, guys. I hate to interrupt. I got your
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I got your bills if you want those. Also, some
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junk mail here. Also on my new route, there's
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a turkey. Like a wild turkey? He's a pet, I'm
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pretty sure. But he's not like the most friendly
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turkey. Are turkeys friendly? I don't feel like
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turkeys are friendly. Well, he doesn't like me
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very much. He likes to puff up at me and go...
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You know, turkey sounds. And I don't like it
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very much. I do have a picture of him. I could
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show him to you. It's a big turkey. Maybe he
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just doesn't like strangers. That's very possible.
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Maybe you need to bring him treats like p...
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Like, they bring dogs. What do you bring a turkey
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as a treat? A turkey leg? Thanksgiving turkey
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leg? What do you stuff turkeys with? Stuffing.
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That. All you bring him stuff and get him nice
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and fat, ready for Thanksgiving. That would probably
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be the meanest treat I could get a turkey. When
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I lived at my previous location, there was a
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house around the corner from us that had a pig,
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a baby pig. Oh, that's cute. With a pet. And
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then it just disappeared. I don't know what happened
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to it. He probably became dinner. I got sad because
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of like I kind of get a big good. You see a big
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old turkey He hangs out with some chickens. He
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thinks he's a chicken Maybe that's the problem.
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He thinks he's a rooster. He has imposter syndrome
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And then Ever seen like a pig can act like a
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dog and tail wag. Oh, yeah Yeah, so and then
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the pig just disappeared one day was his name
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big big babe. I don't know pig Never talk to
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the pig. Why not? Because I usually saw one of
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them driving. That's totally fair. You didn't
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stop and pull or say, hey, Mr. Pig, how are you
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today? That's totally fair. I did not. I feel
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bad for that pig because he probably became breakfast.
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Yeah. Or lunch or dinner. Or the city came and
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told him he can't have a pig. Hey, you can't
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have this. So he went to the farm. The big farm
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in the skies where I would have probably taken
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him. Would you eat a pet pig? No, I don't think
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I would either, actually. If you've been living
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with it, treating it like a family member, and
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then all of a sudden you gotta eat it? Yeah,
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you can't eat that big. No. No. You're right.
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What, uh... Yeah, I don't know. What are we talking
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about today? I don't know. Actually, I do have
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something that we... I would be remiss if we
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didn't mention it. Hold on. Oh, there it is.
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There it is. I fear I have a lot of editing to
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do in this episode. That's okay, you got two
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weeks. Yeah, I do have two weeks. Idiot of the
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week! My idiot of the week goes back to last
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week, when we were talking about the Olympics.
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We were. It's whoever decided to give out the
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little stuffed animals. Yeah. I mean, they give
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it out to everybody, but giving it to the losers
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just kind of rubs salt in the lose. It's a little
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insult to injury, to be sure. But I think I would
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proudly display my stuffed animal. But just watching
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them They just got their hearts ripped out. And
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then you're going to miss all stuffed animal.
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There are a lot of faces of disgust and disappointment.
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And I love every minute. It's so good. It's so
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good. It's so funny to watch. It's not easily
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my favorite thing. I think they started. I don't
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know when they started doing that, but I remember
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them doing that in Tokyo. But Tokyo kind of makes
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sense. Like, yeah, I don't mean it's hard to
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tell even with their I know it's like a weasel
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or a marmot. I'm not even sure what it is. I
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a weasel. I didn't actually get a good look at
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the stuffed animals because I was too busy laughing
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at the. It looks like it looks like it's like
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the mascots were like, I don't know if the weasel
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or a mink or what it is, but it's like a weasel
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looking thing. But the stuffed animal again,
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it looked like it was a weasel holding hands
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with Buddy the elf from her buddy. Her. What's
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the name? Hermi from. Oh, yeah. Herbie. Herbie.
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Herbie. Yeah, it looks like it looks like the
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little weasel holding hands with Herbie the elf.
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They are two stoat siblings. Tina and Milo. It's
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like a little marmot weasel situation. Do you
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have a picture of this stuffed animal? I don't,
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but I can find one for you. Could it look like
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it's hold hands with the elf from Rudolph? But
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I never got a good look at it. I just kept looking
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at them being so upset. Oh, they are kind of
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cute though. Yeah, but yeah, they're like little
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guys. They just would you want to yeah, there's
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that one down below. That's like Oh this one
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right here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he does look like
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he's holding hands with Herbie Yeah, that one.
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That's the one they were getting I'd be pretty
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pissed if I got that after I lost Not gonna lie
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to you. It's like could you like send us a like
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a basket or something? Do you have to hand it
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to us right there? Give me like an yeah, give
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me like a couple minutes Yeah, just let me process
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that I just lost the biggest event of my life
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and then you're going to give me a little Herbie
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Herbie looks like pretty upset in this picture,
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too. He hold me in with a giant marmot. That's
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true. It would be a little it's a stoat, by the
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way. Sorry. Have some respect for stoats. I don't
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I'll be honest. I didn't know stoats were an
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animal. Yeah, like a weasel. Where do they live?
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I guess Italy. I'm assuming that would make sense.
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What do you think the American mascot is going
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to be like a M16? That was probably in bad taste.
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I probably shouldn't have said that. That makes
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up for my joke last week, I guess. Yeah, absolutely.
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We all know what the mask is going to be. Yeah,
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we we don't need to say. No, we don't. But we
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know what it's going to be. You know what? It's
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going to be fighter jets and maybe it doesn't
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matter. We're not going to say it. I know what
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it's going to be. This is not a political program.
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No. But we both know what we all I think we all
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know what it's going to be. Stotes are small,
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highly adaptable mammals native to temperate
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and subarctic regions of Eurasia and North America.
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So we do have them here. Oh, they're also introduced
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to New Zealand. Oh, no, they don't have snakes
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in New Zealand. Doesn't surprise me. They priced
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animal. Well, yeah, that makes sense. Probably
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again, we don't want these. Actually, we're going
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to go with sheep. instead of snakes so you take
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they do have lots of sheep they have lots of
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sheep and hobbits they well allegedly yeah in
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orcs they do have orcs that's where they film
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over the ring that's right yes i'm getting it
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yeah they probably should have filmed jurassic
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park in new zealand too they filmed in hawaii
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yeah they did which is also fine when we were
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in hawaii they filmed part of it on kawaii and
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we were actually in the when the field with little
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galamaimuses are running oh yeah we were in that
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area did you stay out of the high grass stay
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out of the high grass this is the velociraptor
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yeah it was but Also, did you know that, uh,
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Steven Spielberg actually filmed in a real hurricane?
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Really? Yeah. When they're like, it's all that
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rain and stuff like that. And they actually had
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to force them to leave. Oh, like because he wanted
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to keep filming. No kidding. That's kind of cool.
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Good for Spielberg. He's like, yeah, we're doing
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this. And they're like, no, you literally have
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to leave. It's not safe. It's like, but think
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of the shots I could get. And in fact, on Kawhi,
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you can actually take the Jurassic Falls is what
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they call it. It takes a helicopter. You can
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see the waterfall from the movie. I think I would
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absolutely do that. We didn't do that though.
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Probably should have. Yeah, probably should have.
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It would have been better. Does it feel like
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a missed opportunity? Yeah, it could have been
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better than the snorkeling we did. Really? I
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think I would love snorkeling too. Did you just
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not see anything? No, not that. We saw a turtle.
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We saw all kinds of things. We were literally
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in the water for like 15 minutes and it took
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like an hour and a half to get out there and
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back. Yeah, that does kind of suck. How much
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was the snorkeling? I don't know. Tried too much
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for I think it was included like we went through
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a travel you see nothing Okay, we got to pick
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like a couple of excursions. I said that one
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and we did an ATV tour That would be pretty fun.
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Okay took us like this little cold little Lake
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like a cold plunge type thing, you know, like
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a waterfall you can tell me I mean it wasn't
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I don't think it's like a cold plunge, but the
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water was so cold got shaded Oh, yeah, that's
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kind of cool. I think whenever I go back to Mexico.
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I want to do the cenotes Can go there right now?
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Can't no, no, no, it's not very safe right now,
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but Eventually, I will go back and I'm gonna
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go into a cenote. Isn't that a cartel? No, no,
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no, that's a cartel. That's a sort of not so
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Noah Yes, and a little yeah. No cenote his It's
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like a hole in the rock. Those are my jump through
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and it's a big those are my favorite body water
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keys No, no, no Samoa's. Oh, yeah Yeah, you're
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close. You're all around it but Sound like that's
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what you do when you jump through the hole, you're
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all around you. Yeah, it is all around you. Yeah.
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And then the water is all around you, too. You
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drop right into it. I'm going to tell you, the
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samosa are not my favorite. I love samosa. You're
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probably a thin man. Yes, I am. Everybody's a
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thin man person. But does everybody freeze them?
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Yes. Well, they should. Pretty much everybody
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I know freezes. Yeah, that's the best way to
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use them. They're so good. What about the Thin
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Mint Frosty from Wendy's? I haven't had it. I
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saw it at the back. It is back. I've not ever
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tried it. I did try a Shamrock Shake for the
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first time, but that's not good. Not for me.
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I don't like it very much. You mean you've had
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a McDonald's milkshake, the ice cream machine
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worked? I know. Yeah, it was rare. It's actually
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the one pretty near to my house. McDonald's used
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to have dip cones. I don't think they do anymore,
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though. I don't know. I love me a dip cone. I
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do like a dip cone. Vanilla dipped in chocolate.
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Absolutely. You know, I could still really mess
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up a dilly bar. I love dilly bars. I don't know
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if I've ever had a dilly bar. Oh, it's like a...
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I know what it is. Yeah, it's that ice cream
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vanilla dipped in chocolate. They're so good.
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I love me a banana split though. Yeah, I love
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a banana split too. But I don't love strawberry
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ice cream. It's just strawberry topping. Sometimes
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it's strawberry ice cream. It depends on where
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you go. I'm thinking of a Dairy Queen still.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dairy Queen just vanilla
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ice cream fruit topping. Yes, it is. And it's...
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It's pretty good. It is. It's pretty good. I
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do love bananas. They don't put nuts on anymore,
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which I'm always glad about. Oh, you're not a
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big, you don't like nuts? I do not like nuts.
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I like peanuts. The only kind of nuts I'll eat
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is when they're on a drumstick, the ice cream
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off the meat. Nice chicken leg with some peanuts
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on top. But the Walmart brand of drumsticks are
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the best. Oh, really? They put like bits of the
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cone. Oh mixed in with the peanuts. Oh, yeah,
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that would be pretty good. Dairy Queen now. They
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don't do sprinkles anymore. Dairy Queen. They
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have candy crunch. I don't like that. I don't
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either. You sure they don't make sprinkles? Positive.
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Like none of them ever? Nope. They don't do it
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anymore. They have candy crunch. They've always
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had candy crunch because you don't get a crunch
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cone. Yeah, but so my wife and my son like sprinkles
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and who doesn't? Sprinkles are for winters. Jimmy's.
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Yeah, Jimmy's. That's what they call them. Our
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neighbors to the north. Whenever that come from
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I didn't know people call me Jimmy's. Yeah, I'm
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pretty sure it's a Canadian thing. Don't you
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Russell my Jimmy's? I'm sorry. That's apparently
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a phrase they say that's pretty weird But you
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know another fun phrase to say is that Australia
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uses throw another shrimp on the Bobby. No, what's
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up? You ask him? Hey, you want to you know, like
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when you come over and you're like, hey you want
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to record you're supposed to say I'm not here
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to fuck spiders That's pretty good, but you didn't
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say it right you gotta say it in an Aussie accent
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Boy, I'm not here to fuck spiders. No, he's fucked
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spot is Mike Apparently that's what apparently
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that means like yeah, that's what I'm here for
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yeah, obviously Because I'm not maybe I'll start
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using that do you know they also call cotton
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candy in Australia They call it fairy floss which
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is a lot better. We should probably call it that
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I think France calls a daddy's beard I don't
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like that Let's go with the Australian. Let's
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go with fairy floss They also have meat pies
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in Australia, and I think I'm a big fan of meat
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pies. Is it like a pot pie type thing? Kind of,
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yeah, but they're like handheld, and they're
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just filled with like roasted meat. Sounds pretty
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great. There is actually an entire Bluey episode
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about meat pies. Bluey's great. Absolutely. A
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meat pie is a savory pastry filled with minced
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or diced meat, gravy, and often vegetables like
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onions, potatoes, and carrots. That sounds pretty
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good, actually. Yeah, look at it here. You want
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to see a picture? They do. They look absolutely
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incredible. Yeah, it's a Popeye. So sorry about
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the quick switch up on your brain cells. I don't
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know what happened. A little bit of technical
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issues, but we are back. We do have big news,
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actually, in the world of Jim Carrey. Apparently
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it says Jim Carrey has expressed strong interest
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in returning as Dr. Robotnik for Sonic 4. That
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is great news. It says, even though he's talked
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about retiring, if the script is fun, he will
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return. He keeps saying if the script is fun.
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I mean, I feel like the movies are fun. The movies
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are fun. Keep it up. Is that going to be on your
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franchise list? I think you said yes, right?
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Yes. As long as. When he's in it. Right. I mean,
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I'll still see without him in it, but I don't
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think it'd be as good. I think it's a pretty
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solid franchise. I like Ben Schwartz, too. He's
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a good Sonic. Yeah. And then. And then. And then.
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And then. And then. And then. And then. And then.
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And then. And then. And then. And then. And then.
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And then. And then. And then. And then. And then.
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And then. And then. And then. And then. And then.
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And then. And then. And then. And then. And then.
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And then. And then. And then. And then. And then.
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And then. And then. And then. And then. And then.
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And then. big enough, like buff enough to be
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James Bond. Like he's a small guy. I also I feel
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like he played the character like Nathan Drake,
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but I didn't buy him as Nathan Drake. Yeah. Yeah,
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I agree. He was that whole movie was cast weird.
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Yeah, I felt like Walberg was terrible. So yeah,
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bad, bad. So he was first of all, he's too young
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to be solely the movie. He's not actually that
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bad, though. No, it was a good movie, I think.
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But yeah, it was not cast well. No, the girl,
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I forget her name. She was pretty good. I liked
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her she was cast well yeah they were kind of
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all over the place yeah they really were and
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then uh his brother was good too Nathan Drake's
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brother he was cast well but outside of that
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I did not like the casting good movie though
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you're absolutely right yeah it captured the
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spirit of the game it did it did and that's really
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all you can ask for for a movie based off of
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a video game I just think The biggest problem,
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I think the reason why, like, Sonic movies are
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doing so well is they're not trying to take the
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plot of one of the games and tell the plot of
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a game. Yeah, it's its own thing. Yeah, I think
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that's, like, the Mario Brothers movie, same
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thing. Yeah, they did a good job. The good movies
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based on games are not taking the story from
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the game that takes, like, eight hours to tell
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and trying to cram it in two hours. Yeah, I agree.
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Like to take the Pikachu movie. Yeah. I feel
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like you could make like a TV show or a series
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out of a game because you could tell the whole
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story. The last of us. Yeah, exactly. That was
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about to say the last of us. The first season
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is pretty good. I haven't seen the second. I
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haven't seen the second season either. But but
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yeah, like you could really spread that out.
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That's fine. But yeah, a movie. There's not enough
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time. That's why I think it's the same way with
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with movies made after books. A lot of times
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the book is better because you can. Put more
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detail like I think the reason why at least early
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on the Game of Thrones was so good Was because
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it told the whole story in more episodes. Yes,
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but I agree basically to ten hours instead of
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right, right We don't need to talk about the
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last couple seasons. No Well, you can't even
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see the last season to be in the dark to watch
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like you literally can't see it It's not that
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it's not out there You just the worst the worst
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thing about that was apparently the HBO went
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to them said hey, you can have every many episodes
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you want We only need like that. We're gonna
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do six or seven. Whatever was yeah, and then
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they should have done more. I feel like See,
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I think of seven seasons, right? Yeah, it's eight.
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Okay, so season eight is real bad. Season seven
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was okay. Yeah Season 8 they're like, I think
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we're done Yeah, we're just let's go ahead and
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get in and out of here The other thing the problem
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they ran to is you were basing on a book that's
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not done yet. Yeah, that's true How are you supposed
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to because apparently George RR Martin told them
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but that's not the same thing. That's not the
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same You should just wait it. Absolutely But
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they could have run into the problem that stranger
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things ran into where I haven't seen last season
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of spoiler I'm not going to hurt. I haven't seen
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any of the seasons. I've heard that they waited
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so damn long. Yeah. It's just not my biggest.
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My biggest complaint about is like there. I'm
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just like an hour and a half. Yeah, that's a
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movie. You're making a movie. Stop making movies.
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I agree. I need I can get behind a 45 minute
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episode. Yeah, I'm OK with like an hour. I can
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even do an hour. But once you get past an hour,
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it's not a TV show anymore. It's a movie at that
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point. And I and the only time you're at your
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episode should be that long if it's like a finale
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Yes, I'm okay with finale being like an hour
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like not not two and a half. No, not three No,
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like one like an hour and a half. Yeah, fine.
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It's like a finale. Yeah, or a premiere Sure,
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if it especially if it's like the first episode
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you especially depending what kind of showed
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if it's building up right character development
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and stuff I'm currently watching Gen V. How's
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that second season of it? What's it on Amazon
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Prime? Okay. It's the spinoff of the boys. Ah
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the one that takes place in college yeah it's
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pretty good i still think you need to watch abbott
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you really do i feel like the teacher you would
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really enjoy probably i think you would you know
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on wednesday actually when this episode comes
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out it already came out scrubs is coming back
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ah yes i'm signed out you're a big scrub yeah
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i love scrubs i hope it's as good as the original
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i fear it may not be it probably won't be but
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if it's better than although i can't say i don't
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watch season nine Refused to acknowledge his
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existence because the finale season 8 so good
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mmm And they ruined it by doing if they had just
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made it a spin -off like it was supposed to be
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yeah I probably would have watched it. That's
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the last season of the office for me Adam like
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if they literally just call like scrubs med school
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like apparently which is what it was supposed
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to be But ABC I think of the ABC said that nobody
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would watch that so they just made it season
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9 of scrubs and like everybody hates it Well,
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maybe they should have done better So but the
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finale of season eight so good I feel like it's
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a problem with TV shows that they always go not
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always but a lot of times They just go one season
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too long. Yeah Like the boys is ending its last
00:23:17.460 --> 00:23:19.519
seasons coming out this year. Oh is it so which
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means I get better when it's planned Yeah game
00:23:22.339 --> 00:23:24.500
of thrones shows necessarily mean a good thing,
00:23:24.500 --> 00:23:27.900
but well But whenever they're like, hey, we're
00:23:27.900 --> 00:23:30.000
gonna do like four seasons of the show that usually
00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:32.400
tells me you have a map Yeah, you've got an idea.
00:23:32.400 --> 00:23:35.670
I agree Honestly, most shows probably could be
00:23:35.670 --> 00:23:38.890
four or five seasons. I finished It's been a
00:23:38.890 --> 00:23:41.069
while now, but I finished the shield. I haven't
00:23:41.069 --> 00:23:43.430
seen the shield. I mean the show's so good It
00:23:43.430 --> 00:23:45.609
leaves you easily one of my favorite shows. It's
00:23:45.609 --> 00:23:47.309
like there's not a bad episode in that show.
00:23:47.589 --> 00:23:50.349
I've been meaning to watch Severance. I've heard
00:23:50.349 --> 00:23:51.470
Severance is really good. I don't know about
00:23:51.470 --> 00:23:54.910
Apple TV Plus. I don't either but That's not
00:23:54.910 --> 00:23:58.130
the one I'm thinking of then What's the one?
00:23:58.710 --> 00:24:04.180
It's on HBO He did rivalry. No, it's not. He
00:24:04.180 --> 00:24:07.519
did rivalry. Our producers, she has seen he did
00:24:07.519 --> 00:24:10.799
rivalry. She's not a big hockey person. But she
00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:13.619
goes, what's a hat trick? I said, oh, they brought
00:24:13.619 --> 00:24:15.380
that up and he did rivalry and you felt left
00:24:15.380 --> 00:24:17.880
out. And she said, yeah, yeah, that's exactly
00:24:17.880 --> 00:24:20.400
right. Wait until they start bringing up Gordie
00:24:20.400 --> 00:24:22.559
Howe hat trick. Yeah. Yeah. Then she'll be really
00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:25.460
confused. Gordie Howe hat trick. There's a fuel
00:24:25.460 --> 00:24:27.339
player you got a Gordie Howe hat trick the other
00:24:27.339 --> 00:24:29.940
day. I know. For those who are uninitiated, it's
00:24:29.940 --> 00:24:32.599
a golden assist in a fight. That's right. Which
00:24:32.599 --> 00:24:38.000
Gordie Howe was known to do. Maybe I should get
00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:40.420
me a Gordie Howe hat trick. You have to get the
00:24:40.420 --> 00:24:42.140
five minute, right? To get the Gordie Howe hat
00:24:42.140 --> 00:24:43.960
trick? There's got to be a fight, yeah. Five
00:24:43.960 --> 00:24:46.799
minute major. Yeah, roughing doesn't count. It's
00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:49.559
got to be a real fight. Anyway, what's the show
00:24:49.559 --> 00:24:52.420
name? I can't think of it. That's... What's it
00:24:52.420 --> 00:24:56.140
about? Oh secession, that's it. Yes session.
00:24:56.140 --> 00:24:57.480
I've also been wanting to watch the session.
00:24:57.480 --> 00:24:59.339
I've been meaning to watch that for a while Yep,
00:24:59.579 --> 00:25:01.720
I've heard it's very good But I haven't watched
00:25:01.720 --> 00:25:03.660
it and I've heard white lotus is pretty good
00:25:03.660 --> 00:25:05.519
and I haven't watched that either The thing about
00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:07.640
the shield was that showed came out like it is
00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:10.500
like 2006 or something like that and I didn't
00:25:10.500 --> 00:25:12.299
know I know nothing about it Oh really I was
00:25:12.299 --> 00:25:14.140
able to watch it without like any spoilers. I
00:25:14.140 --> 00:25:16.539
really don't know anything about it either. So
00:25:16.539 --> 00:25:19.920
Good. Was it really big in the early 2000s? Yeah,
00:25:20.079 --> 00:25:22.450
I feel like it was for like I think six or seven
00:25:22.450 --> 00:25:24.269
years. Oh, OK. Yeah, that's pretty good. Got
00:25:24.269 --> 00:25:26.210
Walter Goggins in it. Yeah, it does have Walter
00:25:26.210 --> 00:25:28.289
Goggins. That was like that's what like made
00:25:28.289 --> 00:25:31.890
him like become like then every FX show was like
00:25:31.890 --> 00:25:34.470
football. Yeah, yeah. He literally like in every
00:25:34.470 --> 00:25:38.029
FX show. Did you watch Breaking Bad? Yep. What
00:25:38.029 --> 00:25:40.569
did you think? I liked it. I never watched it.
00:25:40.609 --> 00:25:42.369
It was like one of my it used to be one of my
00:25:42.369 --> 00:25:46.809
top shows of all time. Oh, really? I liked I
00:25:46.809 --> 00:25:52.269
liked. Walking Dead. Never thought really nervous
00:25:52.269 --> 00:25:54.750
walking dead. Well, I like the first couple seasons
00:25:54.750 --> 00:25:56.710
after that. I was like this kind of the same
00:25:56.710 --> 00:25:59.730
show. It's we're not going to come like prison
00:25:59.730 --> 00:26:02.069
break. Yeah. Like every season, they're just
00:26:02.069 --> 00:26:04.230
like prison. Yeah, it's kind of the same thing.
00:26:04.549 --> 00:26:06.269
You kind of put yourself in the corner. You never
00:26:06.269 --> 00:26:09.009
show prison break. Yeah, you do. It's like, well,
00:26:09.009 --> 00:26:12.009
guess what they're going to expect? Prison break,
00:26:12.130 --> 00:26:15.509
probably 24 of my favorite show, 24 solid. I
00:26:15.509 --> 00:26:17.730
love that show. My brother and my mom love that
00:26:17.730 --> 00:26:21.200
show, too. I like 24 as a. Bad season in there,
00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:24.180
but a lot of shows do season six real bad, you
00:26:24.180 --> 00:26:26.400
know a show I really like to my wife's rewatching
00:26:26.400 --> 00:26:28.220
it right now criminal minds. That's a great show
00:26:28.220 --> 00:26:30.500
I love criminal minds the last season. It's also
00:26:30.500 --> 00:26:33.019
good of that. Yeah. Well, what's gonna happen?
00:26:33.259 --> 00:26:35.640
House was good house was pretty good. I like
00:26:35.640 --> 00:26:39.339
house a lot I'll say it. I like Grey's Anatomy.
00:26:39.339 --> 00:26:41.380
I've never seen it. It's pretty good. So I have
00:26:41.380 --> 00:26:45.059
no opinion McSteamy rip. Yeah Eric Dane rest
00:26:45.059 --> 00:26:50.390
in peace ALS is a shitty disease. Yep Man, I
00:26:50.390 --> 00:26:53.950
wish we could make that go away ALS sucks. Mm
00:26:53.950 --> 00:26:59.230
-hmm Yeah It's gotta be Can't even imagine terrible.
00:26:59.509 --> 00:27:03.289
This is this just turned very sad I can lighten
00:27:03.289 --> 00:27:04.730
the mood if you would like. Yeah, please do.
00:27:04.730 --> 00:27:07.450
I have some This is going back a whole week when
00:27:07.450 --> 00:27:09.829
we did our movie episode. Yes, I wanted to share
00:27:09.829 --> 00:27:11.809
but we didn't have time These are dumb reasons
00:27:11.809 --> 00:27:15.289
people did not like movies. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay
00:27:15.289 --> 00:27:17.630
I feel like I might sympathize with some of these.
00:27:17.630 --> 00:27:19.819
So here we got a guy You've seen Peter Jackson's
00:27:19.819 --> 00:27:22.720
King Kong? I have. It's like, for when it first
00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:24.359
came out, it was like super long, but now it's
00:27:24.359 --> 00:27:26.519
only like, maybe two hours. It was like two and
00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:28.500
a half, I think. Something like that, so it's
00:27:28.500 --> 00:27:30.779
like a matinee now. Sure. But this guy did not
00:27:30.779 --> 00:27:33.779
like it because he walked out halfway through
00:27:33.779 --> 00:27:36.779
it and he said that it was a bit far -fetched.
00:27:37.259 --> 00:27:39.859
My guy. Well, that says, dude, it's a film about
00:27:39.859 --> 00:27:41.660
a giant gorilla. It's a giant gorilla, yeah.
00:27:41.740 --> 00:27:44.240
Of course it's a bit far -fetched. This is probably
00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:46.140
my favorite one. This guy did not like Lord of
00:27:46.140 --> 00:27:47.720
the Rings because he didn't like Nicolas Cage.
00:27:49.160 --> 00:27:51.259
I don't remember Nicholas Cage in that movie.
00:27:51.420 --> 00:27:52.880
This is I tried so hard to figure out whether
00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:54.640
they thought he was actually in the movie or
00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:56.660
they just didn't know who Nick Cage was. I think
00:27:56.660 --> 00:27:57.900
it's that one. They don't know who Nick Cage
00:27:57.900 --> 00:27:59.440
is. I'm going to assume they probably think Viggo
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:03.819
Mortensen is Nick Cage. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Not
00:28:03.819 --> 00:28:05.380
Nick Cage though. There's a movie with Nick Cage
00:28:05.380 --> 00:28:06.839
where he got like long hair like that. He kind
00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:08.200
of does look like Viggo Mortensen. I can kind
00:28:08.200 --> 00:28:10.940
of see that, yeah. But my grandma didn't like
00:28:10.940 --> 00:28:12.859
Star Wars because there was not enough vegetation.
00:28:15.700 --> 00:28:18.569
It's in space. Well, my friend refuses to watch
00:28:18.569 --> 00:28:20.369
any movie that takes place in cold temperatures
00:28:20.369 --> 00:28:22.970
or snow He hates the cold when that's why he
00:28:22.970 --> 00:28:24.589
just says it's miserable I don't want to spend
00:28:24.589 --> 00:28:26.210
time in a world where everyone's cold all the
00:28:26.210 --> 00:28:28.730
time. You know what? I kind of feel that that
00:28:28.730 --> 00:28:31.269
means they didn't watch Game of Thrones Well,
00:28:31.329 --> 00:28:33.069
the whole this is I showed him the thing and
00:28:33.069 --> 00:28:34.490
didn't hear a peep out of him when people are
00:28:34.490 --> 00:28:36.829
getting mutilated by the monster However, you're
00:28:36.829 --> 00:28:39.250
in the scene when mccready goes back in from
00:28:39.250 --> 00:28:41.650
the being outside and is visibly freezing My
00:28:41.650 --> 00:28:42.930
friend had his knees up to his chest and kept
00:28:42.930 --> 00:28:47.539
going. Look at him. He's so fucking cold That
00:28:47.539 --> 00:28:50.259
is a pretty dumb reason How about uh, my mom
00:28:50.259 --> 00:28:52.119
refuses to watch any Ben Stiller movie because
00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:53.900
she hates the character his dad played on King
00:28:53.900 --> 00:28:58.400
of Queens. Oh wow Wow So it's his fault. It's
00:28:58.400 --> 00:29:00.640
all his fault. Can I tell you I don't watch a
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:02.460
lot of Vince Vaughn movies because I can't stand
00:29:02.460 --> 00:29:04.940
Vince Vaughn That's different though. Yeah, that's
00:29:04.940 --> 00:29:07.839
true. I think this was probably my favorite So
00:29:07.839 --> 00:29:10.380
it says I was dating this guy in 1999. We wanted
00:29:10.380 --> 00:29:13.980
to see Wild Wild West. Oh, yeah It's not you
00:29:13.980 --> 00:29:17.559
know, like wow. I like Will Smith. Anyway, he
00:29:17.559 --> 00:29:19.940
said we had already seen the trailer the music
00:29:19.940 --> 00:29:22.960
video and the making of movie special Jesus We
00:29:22.960 --> 00:29:25.059
went to see the movie opening weekend as soon
00:29:25.059 --> 00:29:27.339
as the credits started. He made me leave I asked
00:29:27.339 --> 00:29:29.400
him why he made me made us leave and he looked
00:29:29.400 --> 00:29:31.119
at me and said I didn't know it was a western
00:29:31.119 --> 00:29:38.599
I hate westerns. Oh It's called wild wild west
00:29:38.599 --> 00:29:41.180
so apparently so at the end it's got the big
00:29:41.180 --> 00:29:43.019
giant spider robot thing yeah apparently the
00:29:43.019 --> 00:29:44.319
producer of the movie's been trying had been
00:29:44.319 --> 00:29:46.000
trying to shoehorn that thing into like a whole
00:29:46.000 --> 00:29:47.200
bunch of different movies and everybody kept
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:50.480
telling him no so finally he was able to get
00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:52.519
like in charge of production of that movie so
00:29:52.519 --> 00:29:54.640
he just inserted he said i'm doing what i want
00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:57.119
damn it so i knew someone who didn't like titanic
00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:58.559
because they told us at the beginning that the
00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:02.549
boat sinks Okay, listen, it's not a spoiler if
00:30:02.549 --> 00:30:05.170
it happened a hundred years ago I mentioned air
00:30:05.170 --> 00:30:07.089
bud to a youth sports coach possibly remaking
00:30:07.089 --> 00:30:10.269
your bud, by the way I'll be saying that he started
00:30:10.269 --> 00:30:12.430
he started ranting about how much effort skill
00:30:12.430 --> 00:30:14.029
and practice it takes to play sports and how
00:30:14.029 --> 00:30:19.009
it's disrespectful to the kids a Buddy watched
00:30:19.009 --> 00:30:20.730
a breakfast club for the first time in college
00:30:20.730 --> 00:30:22.829
It was legitimately upset that it wasn't about
00:30:22.829 --> 00:30:24.589
a group of kids who got together to eat breakfast
00:30:24.589 --> 00:30:29.279
That's a good movie My mom immediately dislikes
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:31.779
a movie if there's ugly wallpaper. Which was
00:30:31.779 --> 00:30:33.500
her main criticism of Silver Line's playbook.
00:30:35.319 --> 00:30:38.720
That okay? Yeah, sure. My dad thought one battle
00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:40.660
after another was terrible because the road in
00:30:40.660 --> 00:30:43.200
the car chase scene was too unrealistic, as in
00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:45.500
it was too steep and windy and he couldn't suspend
00:30:45.500 --> 00:30:47.380
his disbelief over it. His dad must have been
00:30:47.380 --> 00:30:51.220
a civil engineer. Couldn't get past it. I'm assuming
00:30:51.220 --> 00:30:53.799
though that they filmed on a real road. Yeah,
00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:57.369
you're probably right, but I don't know. Apparently
00:30:57.369 --> 00:30:58.910
that's something that civil engineers do they
00:30:58.910 --> 00:31:00.730
notice that kind of stuff What you probably have
00:31:00.730 --> 00:31:02.890
you ever like been watching a TV show and you
00:31:02.890 --> 00:31:04.789
notice something related to your job? Because
00:31:04.789 --> 00:31:06.529
I do that all the time now. Yeah, but I don't
00:31:06.529 --> 00:31:08.309
really like I don't be like I hate this Oh, no.
00:31:08.329 --> 00:31:10.970
No, I don't either but but there is a skit on
00:31:10.970 --> 00:31:14.720
SNL with Sam Rockwell playing a scientist with
00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:17.099
like little kids and you ask them questions it's
00:31:17.099 --> 00:31:19.099
the funniest thing ever because it's so realistic
00:31:19.099 --> 00:31:22.740
it's so funny see yeah stuff like that so funny
00:31:22.740 --> 00:31:25.619
so i will notice all the time now i notice like
00:31:25.619 --> 00:31:28.319
mailboxes and like the big blue collection boxes
00:31:28.319 --> 00:31:29.920
that you just throw mail into on the show i notice
00:31:29.920 --> 00:31:34.140
that stuff all the time in movies now i notice
00:31:34.140 --> 00:31:35.960
like when they have like the school and they
00:31:35.960 --> 00:31:37.259
have like little posters in the background of
00:31:37.259 --> 00:31:39.539
science stuff yep yes see someone i'm like you
00:31:39.539 --> 00:31:41.480
do it someone like i have that poster i have
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:44.059
that one yeah exactly Is there like a big warehouse
00:31:44.059 --> 00:31:46.240
that just has all the science posters? Yeah,
00:31:46.700 --> 00:31:48.579
probably. This person didn't like Groundhog Day
00:31:48.579 --> 00:31:50.400
because the quote was redundant. Well, yeah,
00:31:50.519 --> 00:31:52.799
that's what Groundhog Day is about. That's the
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:55.019
whole premise of the movie. My wife hates them
00:31:55.019 --> 00:31:56.779
up at Christmas, Carol, for reasons she can't
00:31:56.779 --> 00:31:58.740
explain. I asked her when she saw the movie.
00:31:58.779 --> 00:32:00.259
She admitted that's possible she never actually
00:32:00.259 --> 00:32:04.660
has. I've never seen it either, but I don't like
00:32:04.660 --> 00:32:06.920
the Muppets. Someone I knew flat out refused
00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:08.539
to watch Rise of the Plan of the Apes because
00:32:08.539 --> 00:32:10.380
they heard it doesn't represent San Francisco
00:32:10.380 --> 00:32:15.140
in a good light. These people are stupid. My
00:32:15.140 --> 00:32:17.000
grandfather walked out of Monty Python the Holy
00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:19.240
Grail because, do you know what his complaint
00:32:19.240 --> 00:32:21.839
about it was? What was it? They didn't even have
00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:25.119
real horses. Yeah. That's the joke. That's the
00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:29.059
joke. I do love the clapping of them. The coconuts?
00:32:29.140 --> 00:32:32.740
Yeah, the coconuts. Are you suggesting that coconuts
00:32:32.740 --> 00:32:37.539
are migratory? Yes. My friend refuses to watch
00:32:37.539 --> 00:32:40.160
any movie with a Will Ferrell -era SNL actor
00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:42.380
because he was so into mad TV that he viewed
00:32:42.380 --> 00:32:44.700
them as their rifles. He does love Adam Sandler
00:32:44.700 --> 00:32:46.480
and David Speed, so it's not all SNL. So it's
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:48.420
not everyone. Just the ones from that specific
00:32:48.420 --> 00:32:52.640
era. OK, sure. Sure. This Christmas, my mom and
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:54.720
I decided to watch It's a Wonderful Life. We're
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:57.019
from Denmark and had never seen it. We got to
00:32:57.019 --> 00:32:58.519
a scene where the main character eats dinner.
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:01.160
My mom was so agitated by the way he was talking
00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:03.240
while eating. I sure refused to watch any further.
00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:04.759
I still haven't watched the rest of the movie.
00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:09.700
What movie was it? It's Wonderful Life. Oh, that's
00:33:09.700 --> 00:33:11.200
a good movie. I like that movie. My friend saw
00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:14.299
Madagascar and despised it because, quote, there's
00:33:14.299 --> 00:33:16.980
no way you can steer a ship with hooves. He got
00:33:16.980 --> 00:33:18.960
very riled up talking about it. I asked him if
00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:20.839
he was OK with the animals all speaking English
00:33:20.839 --> 00:33:24.180
and he said, that's expected. OK, yeah. Yeah,
00:33:24.180 --> 00:33:27.809
you're right. My grandmother swore off any movie
00:33:27.809 --> 00:33:29.329
with Meryl Streep because she didn't like what
00:33:29.329 --> 00:33:32.069
her character did in Kramer vs. Kramer What did
00:33:32.069 --> 00:33:35.269
your character do? I think sued him for I've
00:33:35.269 --> 00:33:37.569
never seen the movies But that's a movie she
00:33:37.569 --> 00:33:39.970
won her Oscar for yeah, I like Meryl Streep I
00:33:39.970 --> 00:33:41.769
have a friend who hates the original Willy Wonka
00:33:41.769 --> 00:33:43.349
and chocolate factory because the Oompa Loompas
00:33:43.349 --> 00:33:49.509
knees weird him And lastly I saw someone criticize
00:33:49.509 --> 00:33:51.670
sinners because quote how did an Irish vampire
00:33:51.670 --> 00:33:55.970
get to America in the 30s? Yeah, there's no way
00:33:55.970 --> 00:33:57.809
there's no way that have you seen sinners? I
00:33:57.809 --> 00:34:00.410
have not that's a very horny movie. Is it it's
00:34:00.410 --> 00:34:03.210
a very horny movie I wanted to we almost watched
00:34:03.210 --> 00:34:05.029
it one night, but Alex was not in the mood for
00:34:05.029 --> 00:34:08.190
a horror film I don't really I mean it is horror
00:34:08.190 --> 00:34:10.150
cuz they're vampires, right? Which also they
00:34:10.150 --> 00:34:11.429
do kind of give that away in the trailers, which
00:34:11.429 --> 00:34:12.909
it probably would be a little they definitely
00:34:12.909 --> 00:34:14.530
give it away It probably would be scarier if
00:34:14.530 --> 00:34:16.610
you didn't know that but I have a co -worker
00:34:16.610 --> 00:34:18.829
who saw it and she didn't know it was about vampires
00:34:18.829 --> 00:34:20.550
I'm like, how do you not know? Yeah, I'm saying
00:34:20.550 --> 00:34:22.090
the really tells you that in the trailer. Yeah,
00:34:22.130 --> 00:34:23.690
it does But she has saw it could Michael B Jordan
00:34:24.110 --> 00:34:27.090
I do love Michael B. Jordan. I think he should
00:34:27.090 --> 00:34:29.010
have been nominated for supporting in that lead
00:34:29.010 --> 00:34:31.090
in the movie for centers. Yeah, because he played
00:34:31.090 --> 00:34:34.070
twins. He does. Yeah, he does. That's true. I
00:34:34.070 --> 00:34:36.989
like Michael B. Jordan. Josh Allen does not like
00:34:36.989 --> 00:34:40.849
centers. Why not? Because Hayley Steinfeld and
00:34:40.849 --> 00:34:45.289
then she's getting free. Oh, well, yeah. Did
00:34:45.289 --> 00:34:47.489
he say he doesn't like centers or? I'm assuming.
00:34:47.789 --> 00:34:50.170
I'm just I'm assuming you just spit ball. Yeah,
00:34:50.329 --> 00:34:51.869
I mean, a lot of people are assuming that somewhere.
00:34:52.070 --> 00:34:54.420
That's totally fair. I bet he likes it. He seems
00:34:54.420 --> 00:34:58.159
like a very supportive husband. Honestly, she's
00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:00.400
probably going to have the more successful career
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:02.420
at the end of the day. So she's probably going
00:35:02.420 --> 00:35:04.599
to win an Oscar. She'll probably have a trophy
00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:07.559
before he does. Yep. Well, he won MVP, which
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:09.039
is kind of the same thing. I don't think people
00:35:09.039 --> 00:35:11.179
care that much about MVP. No, absolutely not.
00:35:12.619 --> 00:35:14.219
I think if you asked him what they would rather
00:35:14.219 --> 00:35:16.380
have, they're going to say the Super Bowl. Oh
00:35:16.380 --> 00:35:18.500
for sure for I bet it came with a nice little
00:35:18.500 --> 00:35:20.980
bonus though the MVP when probably somebody had
00:35:20.980 --> 00:35:23.079
a contract kicker Yeah, he still has to play
00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:25.199
for Buffalo though. That is that is not a bone
00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:27.420
That's the opposite of a bonus to be quite honest.
00:35:27.559 --> 00:35:29.739
They just fired their coach. They got a new stadium
00:35:29.739 --> 00:35:33.019
though So they got that going on cool. Yeah,
00:35:33.019 --> 00:35:35.320
well still cold in Buffalo. You're gonna have
00:35:35.320 --> 00:35:38.539
a Trophy case to put your trophies in probably
00:35:38.539 --> 00:35:41.699
They don't I mean hey and first of all in their
00:35:41.699 --> 00:35:44.480
defense. I you did not used to have one Used
00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:47.559
to they do now they do now. Yes, they got it
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:49.539
They are gonna have to build a trophy case because
00:35:49.539 --> 00:35:52.480
they won a lot of trophies this year And they're
00:35:52.480 --> 00:35:54.780
gonna win more next year. Absolutely. Do you
00:35:54.780 --> 00:35:56.880
want to do something that we haven't done in
00:35:56.880 --> 00:35:59.699
quite some time? Hmm We haven't had a mad lib
00:35:59.699 --> 00:36:02.099
in a while. Mm -hmm, and we haven't had Greg
00:36:02.099 --> 00:36:04.800
on this program in a while Philip Riverson committed
00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:08.519
to NC State Philip Rivers went to NC State. It
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:10.400
does say he followed his dad I thought I was
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:11.860
reading it because I thought it was saying like
00:36:11.860 --> 00:36:14.420
Philip Rivers is coaching at NC State. Oh, no
00:36:14.420 --> 00:36:17.559
I think he's still coaching high school Even
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:20.119
though he was going for the Bill's job. I think
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:22.159
he withdrew his name for that. He did. He did.
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:27.780
Yeah. He said All right. We have a mad lib here.
00:36:28.260 --> 00:36:31.719
I Asked Greg I said give me your funniest mad
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:35.219
lib, please. He says all right Greg has you here's
00:36:35.219 --> 00:36:38.940
a clean But chaotic. There it is again. Madlib
00:36:38.940 --> 00:36:43.019
that works every time. The absolutely unnecessary
00:36:43.019 --> 00:36:50.139
adventure. Give me an adjective. Slimey? No.
00:36:50.420 --> 00:36:56.639
Bouncy. Bouncy! Two is a noun. And ultimately
00:36:56.639 --> 00:37:00.920
I think it's going to be mitochondria. Yep. Yeah,
00:37:00.940 --> 00:37:04.719
absolutely. The powerhouse of the podcast. Three
00:37:04.719 --> 00:37:06.619
is going to go ahead and be a verb ending in
00:37:06.619 --> 00:37:11.480
ing. Gallivanting. Oh, gallivanting is a good
00:37:11.480 --> 00:37:17.340
one. Four is a famous person. Could be Haley
00:37:17.340 --> 00:37:21.280
Steinfeld. Sure. Hope this is not bad towards
00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:22.840
Haley Steinfeld. Last time we did that, we know
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:25.840
what happened, Mr. Beast. Oh, yeah. Well, that
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:27.619
was Mr. Beast's fault, though. It was Greg's
00:37:27.619 --> 00:37:30.079
fault. He was doing something aggressively, aggressively
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:32.820
with a muskrat. I believe it was a muskrat. Yes.
00:37:33.639 --> 00:37:36.179
Five's an animal. Could be a muskrat, but maybe
00:37:36.179 --> 00:37:38.199
we should go ahead and avoid that one. How about
00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:42.219
a stout? A stout! That's very good. Six is a
00:37:42.219 --> 00:37:48.380
place. A place. Any place. Not behind a dumpster.
00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:50.460
That's a place. I know you like that. That's
00:37:50.460 --> 00:37:52.239
a place, though. How about the outback? Okay.
00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:54.880
We've been talking about Australia. No, no, no.
00:37:55.019 --> 00:38:01.159
Steakhouse. Also, I think outback is overlooked.
00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:02.800
Their steaks are delicious. Their steaks are
00:38:02.800 --> 00:38:05.880
good. They have like a spicy ranch that they
00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:09.199
put on their salad. So good. I love their ranch.
00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:13.800
Seven is a weird sound like boing or splat. What's
00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:16.659
that word you like to say? Squeeze. Squeeze.
00:38:17.980 --> 00:38:20.840
Yeah, squeeze is right. Or that sound from Spongebob.
00:38:21.039 --> 00:38:24.760
Not at all, boy. Oh, I do have something I needed
00:38:24.760 --> 00:38:28.099
to tell you. I was born with glass bones and
00:38:28.099 --> 00:38:31.550
paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and
00:38:31.550 --> 00:38:34.769
every afternoon I break my arms. At night? I
00:38:34.769 --> 00:38:36.409
lay awake in agony until the heart attacks put
00:38:36.409 --> 00:38:38.530
me to sleep. So you, uh, start for the Yankees.
00:38:38.789 --> 00:38:43.309
That's right. Does my heart good to kinda suck
00:38:43.309 --> 00:38:46.210
a couple of - How's it go? Does my heart good
00:38:46.210 --> 00:38:49.130
to kinda couple of grade -A suckeroonies like
00:38:49.130 --> 00:38:56.449
those two? Uh, it's another adjective. Wispy.
00:38:56.670 --> 00:38:59.380
Yeah. Know let's get naked. No, let's save that
00:38:59.380 --> 00:39:07.880
for more film. I'm gonna be a food You know what
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:14.739
I'm gonna allow it tens of verb perhaps Choke
00:39:14.739 --> 00:39:19.699
num What would you call a an ayahuasca journey
00:39:19.699 --> 00:39:23.519
trip a trip a trip a trip Tripping tripping tripping
00:39:23.519 --> 00:39:25.860
balls. Yeah. Well, you probably would be tripping
00:39:25.860 --> 00:39:33.340
balls on ayahuasca 11 a body part The meniscus
00:39:33.340 --> 00:39:37.000
mmm or patella patella patella I like patella
00:39:37.000 --> 00:39:41.880
and 12 the last one an exclamation point No,
00:39:42.159 --> 00:39:51.820
just an exclamation That's on me Finland Alright
00:39:51.820 --> 00:39:57.159
here we go you ready He's putting it together
00:39:57.159 --> 00:40:01.460
for us. Here we go. Fully loaded, mad lib mode
00:40:01.460 --> 00:40:05.400
activated the absolutely unnecessary adventure.
00:40:06.219 --> 00:40:10.360
One day I woke up feeling extremely bouncy as
00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:12.960
one does. So I grabbed my favorite mitochondria
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:14.760
and started gallivanting around the house like
00:40:14.760 --> 00:40:17.719
Haley Steinfeld on a sugar rush. She probably
00:40:17.719 --> 00:40:19.820
would do that. She probably would do that. Suddenly
00:40:19.820 --> 00:40:22.280
a stout burst through the door and yelled, we
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:26.030
must go to Outback Steakhouse immediately. Before
00:40:26.030 --> 00:40:28.650
I could respond, everything went squeeames, and
00:40:28.650 --> 00:40:31.530
the room filled with wispy vibes. Wispy vibes,
00:40:31.750 --> 00:40:34.429
right? On the way out, we stopped to eat Salisbury
00:40:34.429 --> 00:40:37.230
steak, but I accidentally - Oh, man. I don't
00:40:37.230 --> 00:40:39.070
know if I didn't want to do that before outback.
00:40:39.230 --> 00:40:41.769
Yeah. But I accidentally tripped all over my
00:40:41.769 --> 00:40:45.349
patella. Without shouting, I shouted, or without
00:40:45.349 --> 00:40:49.489
thinking, I shouted, Finland! In the end, nothing
00:40:49.489 --> 00:40:52.469
was solved. Everyone was confused, and I learned
00:40:52.469 --> 00:40:55.289
an important lesson. Never trust a stout with
00:40:55.289 --> 00:41:00.570
directions Well, at least at least didn't end
00:41:00.570 --> 00:41:05.929
with aggressive fucking with the stout By Haley
00:41:05.929 --> 00:41:11.730
Seinfeld of all people Mr. Beast it it's kind
00:41:11.730 --> 00:41:14.670
of a miracle. He didn't sue us into oblivion.
00:41:14.670 --> 00:41:17.050
I think it helps that they're really That does
00:41:17.050 --> 00:41:20.550
help a lot. I do assume mr. Beast is one of them
00:41:21.359 --> 00:41:23.280
And if he wants to give us a shout out, I would
00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:24.639
appreciate it. I'm pretty sure that if he was
00:41:24.639 --> 00:41:26.659
one of them, we would no longer be here. This
00:41:26.659 --> 00:41:29.440
would be the Mr. B show. This. Well, if he wants
00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:32.440
to pay for the rights to this show, he absolutely
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:35.840
can. But I want it to be like we get free, like
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:38.079
we can do whatever we want still. We get free
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:41.159
Mr. B's chocolate bars for life. I've never had
00:41:41.159 --> 00:41:43.420
one of those. Is it good? I've never had one
00:41:43.420 --> 00:41:45.320
either. My son has. He said they're pretty good.
00:41:46.480 --> 00:41:49.659
Didn't he have like a Lunchable that was a...
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:52.079
Oh yeah, they did make Mr. Beast Lunchables.
00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:54.320
I don't know how those are either. And they were,
00:41:54.320 --> 00:41:59.239
like, paired with Prime? Yes, that's right. We
00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:01.980
were at Walmart today, doing some grocery shopping.
00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:06.000
And inside of Walmart, they had, like, a whole
00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:08.980
room just filled with candy and snacks and everything.
00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:12.940
A room? Yeah, it was a whole room. And at the
00:42:12.940 --> 00:42:16.199
very front was Mr. Beast Beef Jerky. Mr. Beast
00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:19.539
Jerky. Is it made from him? Yeah, it's made of,
00:42:19.679 --> 00:42:23.039
yeah. They're called Jimmy Donaldson nuggets.
00:42:25.340 --> 00:42:27.840
I don't think I like that. Yeah, I don't either.
00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:30.599
We didn't buy them, because I don't want to,
00:42:30.659 --> 00:42:34.059
I don't eat people, but. Yeah, Mr. Beast Jerky.
00:42:34.179 --> 00:42:38.039
We have two listeners from Sandy. Sandy? That
00:42:38.039 --> 00:42:41.559
says City. White Cheeks? It just says City, Sandy.
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:43.980
Where's that at? I have no idea, it doesn't say.
00:42:43.980 --> 00:42:46.480
Probably Bikini Bottom. It says United States,
00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:47.719
so somewhere in the United States. Let's see,
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:50.320
hold on. Somebody in Colorado or Wyoming. Hell.
00:42:50.380 --> 00:42:53.699
Yeah, maybe that's it. Hey, Wyoming Keep listening.
00:42:53.719 --> 00:42:57.219
We love you. Let's see here Sandy, Wyoming. I
00:42:57.219 --> 00:43:00.960
don't see a sandy there It just in the middle
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:03.780
on the road on the highway somewhere on the road.
00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:05.820
Yeah one in Utah as well Let's see that Sandy.
00:43:06.139 --> 00:43:08.739
Oh, that's Sandy Sandy, Utah Sandy is in Utah
00:43:08.739 --> 00:43:12.519
right close to Salt Lake City Really? So it's
00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:15.019
a it's a suburb. I was looking because I haven't
00:43:15.019 --> 00:43:16.500
checked this recently. We are four listeners
00:43:16.500 --> 00:43:20.309
away from A hundred. Four listens away? Yep.
00:43:20.469 --> 00:43:22.849
Nice. We should hit that with our last week's
00:43:22.849 --> 00:43:24.829
episode. Yep, we probably should. Absolutely.
00:43:25.230 --> 00:43:27.369
Hey, thanks to all the brain cells for listening.
00:43:27.929 --> 00:43:30.269
If you... We're a hundred. We're actually 97
00:43:30.269 --> 00:43:32.369
away from a thousand all the time. That's pretty
00:43:32.369 --> 00:43:35.570
awesome, actually. Not great numbers for us,
00:43:35.590 --> 00:43:39.730
but... It does seem like Sandy, Utah has a pretty
00:43:39.730 --> 00:43:42.570
cool water park called Cowabunga Water Park.
00:43:42.590 --> 00:43:46.099
Ooh. And... So if you're ever in Sandy, you ever
00:43:46.099 --> 00:43:48.599
find yourself in Sandy, it's actually Sandy City,
00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:53.420
Utah. That's just a Sandy. I pulled up. Oh, actually,
00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:56.159
yeah, it's sandy .utah .gov. It says Sandy City,
00:43:56.239 --> 00:44:00.659
though. I don't know. We have one listener from
00:44:00.659 --> 00:44:05.519
Birmingham, UK. Birmingham. That's my buddy,
00:44:05.820 --> 00:44:11.250
Tom Davies, Geo Wizard on YouTube. OK. He lives
00:44:11.250 --> 00:44:12.949
in the UK, I don't know where he lives exactly.
00:44:13.690 --> 00:44:16.750
He does live in the UK. Is it Birmingham? It's
00:44:16.750 --> 00:44:21.110
Birmingham, first off. Birmingham. But I don't
00:44:21.110 --> 00:44:23.610
know where he lives in the UK. Could be Birmingham.
00:44:24.130 --> 00:44:25.289
It's not like one of those other weird names
00:44:25.289 --> 00:44:28.489
like Stratford -upon -Avon. Stratford -upon -Avon.
00:44:28.650 --> 00:44:30.969
They do have a lot of funny names in England.
00:44:31.750 --> 00:44:36.289
All kinds of them. Yeah. Stoke -on -Trent. What's
00:44:36.289 --> 00:44:39.190
up with all the like, on something? Yeah, I don't
00:44:39.190 --> 00:44:41.260
know. We got leads. You were talking about making
00:44:41.260 --> 00:44:45.219
leads earlier. I was, yeah. Last week. Leads.
00:44:46.179 --> 00:44:47.460
Is that where it came from? Is that why it's
00:44:47.460 --> 00:44:48.960
called that? I don't know. Do you think they
00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:50.920
were mixing Robo Tussin and Sprite at least?
00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:54.019
Probably. Probably. It's called lean, by the
00:44:54.019 --> 00:44:58.480
way. OK, whatever. They do have a place called
00:44:58.480 --> 00:45:02.760
Puky Quesnel. Puky Quesnel. Yeah. They're just
00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:04.619
making them up now. Yeah, I think they are. There
00:45:04.619 --> 00:45:08.019
used to be a show on BBC called. I think it's
00:45:08.019 --> 00:45:09.360
called On The Wild Side. It was literally just
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:10.840
a nature documentary, but people were like voicing
00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:13.780
over it. It's so funny. Have you seen Snoop doing
00:45:13.780 --> 00:45:16.599
the voiceover for the nature documentary? Yes,
00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:18.639
I have. So funny. It's basically like that, except
00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:20.940
like they're like actually talking. It's so funny.
00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:23.280
That is very funny. Like when it was like the
00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:24.780
bird like covering its face and it goes, daytime?
00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:29.000
Nighttime! It's so funny. I don't think it's
00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:30.440
on anymore. I wonder if I know where to watch
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:33.519
it. I think I was watching it on YouTube. I think
00:45:33.519 --> 00:45:35.679
it's called Cold On The Wild Side. I love that.
00:45:35.900 --> 00:45:37.280
You got anything else to add before we get out
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:40.659
of here? I do not. Find that name real quick,
00:45:40.860 --> 00:45:42.840
because this is the hard -hitting journalism
00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:45.019
that people come to expect on Fighting for Third.
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:47.019
Yeah, it's called Walk on the Wild Side, BBC
00:45:47.019 --> 00:45:50.000
One. BBC One? It's a brand new comedy series.
00:45:50.099 --> 00:45:52.239
Well, this is old, but... Well, it was brand
00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:53.920
new at one time. Oh, sorry, it's called Walk
00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:56.820
on the Wild Side. That's what you said. I thought...
00:45:56.820 --> 00:45:58.739
No, I just said on the wild side. It's called
00:45:58.739 --> 00:46:00.239
Walk on the Wild Side. You said Walk on the Wild
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:04.059
Side. It only had 13 episodes. Damn. So it must
00:46:04.059 --> 00:46:06.989
not have been that good. I mean, I guess it depends
00:46:06.989 --> 00:46:10.429
on. They had special guests on it, though they
00:46:10.429 --> 00:46:13.409
had like Stephen Fry and Tom Jones and Ozzy Osbourne.
00:46:13.590 --> 00:46:15.409
Oh, really? Yeah, I was even on it. The Prince
00:46:15.409 --> 00:46:18.750
of Darkness. It was John Goodman. I love John
00:46:18.750 --> 00:46:23.409
Goodman. The three tenors. Who's that? There's
00:46:23.409 --> 00:46:26.710
an opera singer, Pavarotti. I think it's Pavarotti.
00:46:26.769 --> 00:46:31.449
What do you know about that? I don't know. I
00:46:31.449 --> 00:46:34.760
guess he was not. Hey, brain cells. We appreciate
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.199
you being here. We appreciate you listening.
00:46:37.619 --> 00:46:39.739
We would appreciate a follow. Follow us everywhere,
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00:46:42.940 --> 00:46:45.360
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00:46:50.119 --> 00:46:51.599
Thanks for being here, Brain Cells. We will see
00:46:51.599 --> 00:46:53.199
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