Chimp Crazy: Private Chimp Ownership Sounds Cute Until It Isn’t

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Hey.
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Hey, good.
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Is this our original?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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What a throwback.
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I was there with the dark magic.
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I was there when the show was written.
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Yeah.
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Just do that in there for a little fun.
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Remember when the When you did movies and you had to watch three films in a week?
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Three TV shows and three games.
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That was uh that was a yeah, that was a pretty dumb undertaking.
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It's amazing we're still here.
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And we would like, uh you're gonna play this game.
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What was it uh like the trucker game?
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Big rick!
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Big Big F and Rig.
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I had to think it only worked if you went backwards.
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Yeah.
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And I had to like download viruses on my computer to play it.
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Yeah, Soda Drinker Pro.
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Oh man.
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You know, you could beat that game just by like letting it just putting your controller down.
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Just going into a diabetic coma, his foot gets chopped off.
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That was a dumb game.
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Or Rubik.
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Shaq uh basketball.
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What was that like actual like triple A game where if you let the opening credits play and you don't move, you can win like within the first 15 minutes?
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Never heard of it.
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Was it a Metal Gear game?
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Sounds like something stupid.
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Like it was It was a game like you were just like, really?
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Yeah.
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That was Yeah.
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Maybe it was Skyrim.
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Was it Skyrim?
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Or Fallout or something?
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I can't remember.
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I don't recall.
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I don't know.
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Anyways.
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Hello! Welcome to Entertain This, a podcast about movies, TV shows, and video games.
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We went off the rails a little bit.
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It was fun.
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It was fun.
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We got a little too carried away.
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All right, Tom! Well, Hayden.
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Okay, so I watched a show that Tom made me watch because of trivia stupidity.
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I was light to you.
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I was nice to you.
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Honestly for some reason.
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So the show is called Chimp Crazy, and it was made by the guy who did uh Tiger King.
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It was actually pretty, pretty interesting.
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I I I like a good documentary.
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And this was a good one.
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It was four episodes, not too long.
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It was enough for me to be like, wow, I wonder what happens to the next episode.
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And then when it was over, I felt like it was over.
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So but it was made by Eric Good, the guy who made Tiger King.
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He's doing um Monsters of God right now.
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Yeah.
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And this dude is a uh he he's a conservationist.
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I think he did some like music videos and stuff, but like he's known, I guess, professionally as a conservationist for I think turtles.
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I think he likes turtles.
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Yeah, he's big about reptiles.
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I think he likes to like toil.
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I like turtles.
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Yeah.
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Did you just notice I did?
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I thought it was like fish or something.
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I wasn't paying attention.
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Tav's got a turtle shirt on.
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Uh but anyway.
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Shove these turtles polo.
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So Jim Crazy is like a very necessary succession to uh Tiger King.
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Yeah.
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Uh it's not a huge story, but it is enough to make it like people aware how easy it is for people to like buy monkeys.
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Or how easy it was.
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It's still yeah.
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Like pretty much since these documentaries, laws have been passed.
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I I would hope so.
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Because I think even during this show, like a law was passed.
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There should have been a law passed when that lady got her face ripped off, but that's besides the point.
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Anyways, so it follows uh this lady named Tanya Haddock's.
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Okay, she is crazy.
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And uh she more or less started like she kind of hit a midlife crisis and started working.
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She had monkeys, like little campuchins, like capuchins.
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Yeah.
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The monkeys from like parts of the Caribbean.
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Right.
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Like we named the monkey Jack.
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Yeah, not Jack, it's Jack.
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Uh so but then she goes to a uh a conservation land, I guess you could call it.
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It's kind of like a like a like a sanctuary kind of thing.
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It's more like a dungeon, but uh it was really the monkey prison.
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Yeah.
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Jojo who was in a bunch of movies.
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Um in like some commercials.
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The monkey was getting worked.
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Yeah, you see you've seen it.
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You've seen it at some point in your childhood, I promise you.
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Um well so at no point does anybody overtly admit that they're like sexually attracted to monkeys, but it it it toes the line.
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What the Yeah, it gets kind of out of control here and there.
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Um, you know, uh but there uh this lady who's like in her 40s, you know, pushing 50 and has had every plastic surgery known to man done to her, decides that she wants to like take over this con the sanctuary and had that that Connie Casey leads like old and she got in trouble for something.
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Um I can't remember, but she didn't want to do the documentary.
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So she signed the the the land over to Tom to Tanya.
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And Tanya loves attention because she loves plastic surgery, and uh she agrees to do this uh this documentary, not with Eric Good, but his proxy director.
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The crazy dude from yeah monsters of God.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Like they just show me he's like a clown, he's been to prison.
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They show he's like a cowboy hat on, he's bald, he just has like that wild look.
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He could be sitting with like a giant snake, but they were just like, Hey, we want you to do because he's I think he's in Tiger King, too.
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Moral of the story if somebody's job is a clown, it's because they couldn't get a real job because they've probably been to prison.
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I mean, he worked for uh uh Greenling Brothers or whatever.
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Yeah, and John Wayne Gacy.
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No, he didn't.
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No, he was just a clown.
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Yeah.
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Oh, well, that's what I was saying.
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If he was a clown, you know, they'd probably been to prison.
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Yeah, don't poop on all the clowns.
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They had it hard enough after it came out.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Anyways, killer clowns from outer space.
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Um, so this guy was the right amount of crazy to be the proxy director.
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He did a good job as a proxy director.
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He did, he didn't ask any any like like leading questions, he asked questions that are appropriate to make everybody believe that he would be the director.
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And then every time it got crazy, like out of control, like he could be in danger, he just didn't care.
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So it but, anyways, so uh they start, you know, kind of understanding her infatuation with uh with Tonka, and then uh PETA gets involved.
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Because PETA, yeah.
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Well, to be fair, Peter, I'm I'm not a PETA.
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Watching this, I've I mean I never really liked PETA just because of like a lot of their tabloid non-pretty good points, but they made a lot of great points, and they were right.
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Yeah, they were like, no, people do not need monkeys as pets.
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No, so Pita get PETA gets involved, and their like legal team is apparently phenomenal, and they get all the monkeys like seized from uh Tanya and they were okay with it when it was Connie, because I think she had been doing it for like 40 years.
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I guess I think she had like certification or right, and and Tanya does not.
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Tanya is just she's just some a lady that took over the monkey.
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She's just some lady from Ohio or something who just loves monkeys more than she loves her kids.
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She would say that.
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She said she said, and like they show her son and he's like dirt.
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Uh but so they get the uh uh court order to take the monkeys and they dart the monkeys, like they tranquilize them to transfer them, and then like I guess she's got like nine chimps, and they take they can only find eight of them.
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And then there's seven monkeys, but one's missing.
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So like she says uh, you know, yeah, she says he died, and she has to like explain herself to court, and she like has all these crocodile tears and you know goes off and on, and like as soon as the uh court is in recess, she stops her camera and she's like, Did that go pretty good?
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You think that went pretty good?
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Like, it's obvious.
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She says something, and the judge goes, ma'am, the audio is stolen.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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But she doesn't go, you think they bought it?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Which would have been great.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So like it's it's just she's not a real person.
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I'm convinced.
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She's like some character that the only reason you watch is me and my wife watched it because we were train wrecked.
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Because we're watching Monsters of God, and then we saw that, and like we just started watching it because I like I I hate monkeys, they're dumb animals, and like they put it on, and we're just sitting there and we just couldn't stop.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Just and when they she shows the um the because that she says they cremated right.
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It's like it's my my wife just goes, That's just cocoa powder.
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She's like, That's hot chocolate.
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It has like a weird hue to it.
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And they and then like PETA gets his like uh forensic anthropologist.
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He's like, Here he gets like a whole bunch of cow meat bones and he burns it down, and he was like, This is what's left over, and you know, it's like uh bone residue and like not granular, it's like like misty kind of.
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Well, he they do like the two-part product, they put it through the crematorium first, and like the guy brings out big bone chunks.
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She said that they burned uh the monkey in a fire pit that got up to like 190 degrees in their ninety.
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Yeah, and everybody's like you can't even cook steak that that's not hot enough.
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And they're like, Oh, we forgot the zero, it's uh 1900 degrees, and they're like, okay, it's a little high for us bonfire.
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Yeah, yeah, how do you get that at that hype?
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So, and then the guy's like, like, this is designed to burn away cadavers, and there's still bones left over.
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So, for her to say that this fine powder is that's BS.
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Well, because they do the second part where the guy takes all the bones and they put it to like another thing that like pretty much pulverizes it right into a fine powder, but it's like stark white, right?
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And it's still not perfect, like you know, uniform right.
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So let me guess they find him like chained to a don't kill me.
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Like they showed, like they go through like filming like where these monkeys are originally held at that Connie Lady's place in Missouri.
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You can just be stuck on tip curry for a while.
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No, I've always said Missouri like that in a fun way.
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I do that, you can ask my wife, I do that at home for no reason.
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Just how he is.
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You were watching the show, it's like uh Missouri.
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Do declare.
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But like they show like the monkeys in like chimp prison.
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Yeah.
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So like the comments.
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They wouldn't let the Tonka one out because they said he had like a stroke and he was like having all these heart issues, and they're just like, you're not qualified to even say that.
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It's funny because like they showed the monkeys in like the Connie prison, and it they had some free range, like they had like a tunnel system where they could go from one cage to another cage, but that was about it.
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Yeah, and then uh they kept saying like Tonka had to be secluded from all of them because he had a health condition.
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They showed him like just like trying to rip his way out because they show one and you watch the monkey like rope swing like straight at them and just face plane into the plexiglass.
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She's talking about just trying to kill him.
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She's like, she'll like let him hold her hand and then they'll like they'll try to like rip her fingers off for the cage and she'll like jerk it away.
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She'll talk about how they throw poop.
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Well, they're just playing.
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I'm like, how why would you want to do this?
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You know, and then like pay to do this.
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And because like the whole business planet was like baby baby chimps.
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Chimps that are like I said, after five years old, they become too violent because they've hit like teenage years.
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They be yeah, they become unstable and they get way too strong way too quick.
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Yeah, and and Tonka is like 200 pounds, and he the big he's like 20.
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And they talk about in the in like the history, all these monkeys that have attacked people.
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And uh, like this one lady raised a m a monkey, he got to be like 250 pounds, and uh her best friend came over and had a tickle me elmo, uh, and the monkey like saw the elmo, lost its mind, and ate her face.
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And like they thought she was dead.
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The cops came, killed the monkey, and uh, you know, like apparently her face was so messed up that everybody, including the doctors doing surgery on her, needed to see have like like you know, mental health because like her lower jaw was removed, her nose, both of her eyes had been removed.
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Do you ever seen the preacher?
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The the the dude with the butthole for her face?
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Oh yeah.
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She looked like that afterwards.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So it took nine of her fingers.
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And then they asked the lady, like, you know, hey, would you do you regret having that monkey?
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And she's like, I regret what happened, but I don't regret my time with I think the monkey's name was Travis.
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Yeah, Travis.
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You know, uh, because she's had 30 years of sleeping with that monkey.
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Like the monkey had his own room, like he lived in the house.
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And he they slept in the same bed.
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Yeah.
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Gross.
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Very gross.
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And uh before she died, that lady got another monkey.
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Yes, these middle-aged white women are crazy.
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Oh, yeah, we'll chimp.
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We've established that.
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I'm telling you, when your wife hits 40, keep her away from a zoo.
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Uh yeah, I don't know what's up with that.
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Entertain this advice.
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If you're married, don't let your wife go to the zoo.
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She turns quarter.
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I think that monkey's looking at me.
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No, no, it's not time to go.
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It's the 20 to 30, you know, or pretty much most of it, you go to the aquarium, you'll see these women.
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Right.
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Because they'll be right up against the glass.
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Looking at the well.
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Like the fish is like looking at him.
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It's just like, he's looking right at me.
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My wife points them out.
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If we go, she's like, look at her.
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There's like there's another one.
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Look at her, there she is.
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She's like, she's waiting for the turtle.
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And like the turtle comes by and she's just like, oh.
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It's one-way glass.
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Anyway, so uh they go into like stories about how monkey monkeys have like you know, maimed people, you know, nearly killed them in the past.
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Or killed them.
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And they have they were forced to kill the monkeys because like it's brutalized people and the cops aren't gonna like do anything besides shoot it.
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Yeah, and all the owners at the time are like, shoot the monkey.
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Like they don't they just want it dead now.
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Yeah, and uh, you know, so everybody's like narrative on everybody should have a monkey quickly changes as soon as it rips somebody's face off.
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I'm like with good reason.
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Me and my wife were talking about it's like it's funny if like you know, because a lot of these monkeys, like they were like in town, like these small towns, like they would take the monkey.
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It's like the monkey like ages like one to five.
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Like it's funny the monkey walks in with a tie and a top hat on, and it's a little monkey with a diaper, just like, hey, yeah, all cute and kind of cuddly.
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It's like that's funny, yeah.
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But when they're 300 pounds, yeah, and can like flip a truck, or like the one cop, like the monkey ripped the door off the police car.
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Yeah, he said he said he didn't I didn't want to shoot it until uh it ripped my door off.
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And I I was like, he he said, like it's it's like he's he's like I he like communicated mentally with like the monkey was like, do it.
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Like that's good enough for me.
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I mean, what I don't know, like even if it was a human being and it had quote unquote murdered somebody and they were strong enough to rip your door off.
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I think you're justified to shoot that guy.
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So let alone a monkey.
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So I hope so, because he's getting shot.
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Yeah, that's I think you're just justified to just shoot the monkey.
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Yeah, anyway, so uh Tanya, meanwhile, hiding the monkey at like some house.
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Uh her house.
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No, it was her friend's house that had another monkey that died.
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So well, because they show him at the end building like his start she's trying to rainbow enclosure.
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She's trying to like build this thing, but like they do a lot of investigation throughout the production of the um of of the documentary to find out that she's like not spending money on a monkey.
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And like her story is kind of sketch.
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Like if she loves the monkey, quote unquote, she's really neglecting it by like locking it into a basement.
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You like you the documentary people will be in the living room of the house trying to talk, and you're like breaking and shattering downstairs.
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And they're just like, oh, he'll tie her out in a minute.
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Uh and and see a hand come through the floorboard.
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The crazy proxy director guy like gets this like uh conflict of like uh ethics, and and he's like, uh, I I think like for the monkey's sake, we should let PETA know that she's because like they're they're filming her harboring this you know illegal monkey.
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Once they show like the the second episode at the end where they go downstairs and like there's the monkey, and like then they show like he's on the phone with Eric Good, yeah, and they're just like crap.
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Like, what do we do?
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At first I was really annoyed with the documentary that they were uh putting their production staff into the documentary, but once they basically put they they have to characterize themselves in order to talk to PETA because they are like the the machination that makes the documentary go forward to where Peter finds out where the monkeys at.
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They're the ones that leaks the information.
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And there's actually a really interesting scene where he, Eric Good, is talking to like a very famous documentarian for natural whatever and uh says, like, I I don't know what should I do.
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And the guy's like, Well, typically, you know, you stay out of it.
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It doesn't matter what happens to nature or what your subject that you're documenting, but for the monkey's sake, because he's already in captivity, I don't know.
00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:09.599
You know, you should probably consider it.
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Because it was like, you know, think of like what's already happened.
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Right.
00:18:12.559 --> 00:18:21.359
Because they talk about Travis the monkey ripping that woman's face off, and then the other one in like Oregon or something or Washington that like almost killed that lady's daughter.
00:18:21.599 --> 00:18:25.039
They they they they blaze, they like they kind of glaze over.
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Um that cop's body cam was hilarious.
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He's like, I'm gonna go engage the monkey.
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Yeah, he just lifts his rifle and they cut it off.
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But you're like pow pow.
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He's like monkey down.
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He's like, he's down.
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Like that cop was just like he was like fed up.
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He's just like rolling out there, he's got his AR, and he's just like shh.
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And it's just like, you see him?
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Yeah, I see him.
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And he's like, I'm gonna try to get a shot on him.
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And he's like going, shh, shh, shh, hey, and ear boy, pow, pow! And he domes the monkey.
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Jeez.
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But uh anyway, so uh they they basically decide that they're going to need to report this to Pita, and they go to the lawyer guy, like the top lawyer guy, and they replay some uh voicemails or uh recorded audio of her talking to him, saying that they're holding Tonka in this place.
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And the guy, like even the lawyer guy's like very stoic and doesn't emo for anything when he hears it, he's like, Oh my god.
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Like the first time he shows emotion the entire document.
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Because he just goes like he was like, it was like he's like, I knew it.
00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:29.759
He's like that crazy blonde bimbo.
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Yeah, he's like, This is exactly what we needed.
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And then uh, you know, she tries to fight it and all this other stuff, and to take her to court, and more stuff happens.
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She's lucky she didn't get arrested.
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Uh she's also lucky for all the other shitty stuff she does because she like uh you know will sell for like three thousand five hundred dollars.
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I like to point out he's swearing.
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What?
00:19:51.359 --> 00:19:53.279
Didn't she just say S-H-I-T-T-Y?
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No.
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Yeah.
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I didn't uh I didn't play back.
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But he he also like sells, she points out that like uh she sells like these monkeys, like the campuchins and whatever, all these type different types of monkeys to people for like you know, tens of thousands of dollars.
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And that can't be illegal.
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However, she gets these monkeys to begin with.
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No.
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So uh but they have like baby clothes, like whole things, like you know, like they dress up the monkeys, like it's like this whole thing.
00:20:27.279 --> 00:20:29.519
Like there's like even one lady she was like breastfeeding the monkey.
00:20:29.839 --> 00:20:31.519
Yes, that is really weird.
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But bite it off and like I mean like baby, like still infant monkey.
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Still the infant doesn't know it might be.
00:20:40.799 --> 00:20:49.759
The documentary people try to like play like a neutral ground, like the people who have monkeys that are out there right now are like, oh yeah, they're a part of the family, they're not an animal, you know.
00:20:49.839 --> 00:20:52.480
They're they call them uh what do they call them?
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Chimp chimp humans or humanzies.
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Humanzies, yes, they had some dopey name.
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Yeah, because they're like half monkey, half human.
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And like, no, not when it rips your face off.
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Yeah, they might be.
00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:05.759
According to this lady, yeah.
00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:06.880
Well, anyways, yeah.
00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:18.319
Once the monkey rips off your husband's hand and he's beaten him to death with his leg, it's I I don't think Tanya was having relations with the monkey because she was she was too scared to like be in an enclosed area.
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And the one time she tries to get into an enclosed area after they take Tonka away from her, she goes to another place where they have a chimpanzee.
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She gets inside and it bites off part of her ear and her finger and like breaks her hand and her ankle.
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And she's like, you know, I shouldn't have gone in there, and like, no doubt.
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What makes you think you're like okay to be around these animals?
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And then they show Tonka and the Pita monkey place, and it's like paradise for monkeys.
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It's this beautiful island with all this expansive, sprawling, no human intervention besides like the little terrain things that they built for it, and they just let them live there.
00:21:55.519 --> 00:21:57.519
Maybe a little clean up once in a while.
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You know, and I'm like, that's I I get.
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That they were born born and you know raised in captivity, so that's probably like the best thing that you can do.
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Yeah, because they don't have the skills to go back into the wild.
00:22:08.480 --> 00:22:17.599
So uh in this documentary, I side with PETA, which I never thought I would say, but like yeah, they uh they definitely did what's best for the monkey in that situation.
00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:20.559
And these crazy people don't need to be around monkeys, you know.
00:22:20.720 --> 00:22:21.440
I'm I'm sorry.
00:22:21.680 --> 00:22:23.279
Like I wouldn't even let you have goldfish.
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No, I wouldn't I wouldn't let her watch my dog, you know.
00:22:26.799 --> 00:22:28.799
So like it's it's weird.
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Uh but yeah, it was an interesting documentary, and it's just crazy that like these people exist and they're all around you.
00:22:36.319 --> 00:22:43.759
You know, I I remember I had a neighbor in Florida that lived like a quarter mile away from my house, and he had lions, because it's Florida.
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And uh just what to do down there.
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And I would be in my bed trying to go to sleep, and I'd hear like off in the distance, you know.
00:22:53.039 --> 00:22:54.160
Hayden's scared.
00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:59.599
Some getting scared of thunder, Hayden's scared of the monsters living down the street that live next door to him.
00:22:59.920 --> 00:23:08.640
Yeah, so it was a rough job, but and then Hayden's just going, The Lion complete leaps.
00:23:08.799 --> 00:23:12.880
It wasn't the show wasn't as good as Tiger King.
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Um because it didn't have enough content, I think, to be on par, but it was good.
00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:33.279
I think if you like Tiger King, you should watch I feel like in the hierarchy of watching this Eric Good guy stuff, you know, the you got the Tiger, the big cat people, you got the monkey people, and then you got the lizard reptile folks, the monkey people are at the bottom.
00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:34.799
The lizard reptile people.
00:23:36.880 --> 00:23:46.880
So like Tiger King, if there was other crimes involved, they didn't talk about as much as they do in uh uh the the God monsters of God stuff.
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Because like reptile is like the gateway drug for like smuggling crimes.
00:23:50.640 --> 00:23:54.720
Eventually they bring in drugs and murder and all this other stuff, you know.
00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:58.319
Well, since y'all both watched it, what would y'all rate the the documentary?
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Uh I'd uh I give it like a seven, seven and a half.
00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:04.319
That's pretty fair.
00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:04.880
Okay.
00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:05.839
That's pretty fair.
00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:09.759
It's I think it's an important like apparently this animal stuff that's happening.
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I guess people need to know about it because it's it's going on.
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And if you actually care about animals, you shouldn't tolerate this kind of stuff, you know.
00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:20.000
I think she's in prison right now.
00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:20.559
Is she?
00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:20.960
Yeah.
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I saw like a social media video where this guy, these two guys are playing like Xbox or something like that, and all of a sudden this giant lion walks around, gets up in his face, and he's like, get out of here, and like stembo, or whatever they call him.
00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:36.559
He's just like ah, like mouthing the guy's shoulder.
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He's like, get up, get out of there.
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And then eventually he just lays down in front of him watching him play.
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It's like what are you doing?
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It's like, is it cool?
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Yeah.
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Until he eats you, but no.
00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:58.400
You've ever like been in your house with your dog, and your dog's just like on the other side of the room, and you're watching TV, and it and you look, and your dog's been staring at you for 10 minutes, and you're like, what?
00:24:58.720 --> 00:24:59.519
Licks his lips.
00:25:00.160 --> 00:25:04.079
It's like you're like like like what are you looking back past you?
00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:05.839
Like, what are you looking at?
00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:06.880
What?
00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:08.640
Like that's normal dog behavior.
00:25:08.720 --> 00:25:15.839
I could blink! Blink! I couldn't imagine a lion or a tiger so or a monkey.
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Rip my face off.
00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:20.079
Apparently, like people's fingers just snap like carrots.
00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:24.880
Oh yeah, apparently monkeys like they go for your eyes and face and your hands.
00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:26.640
Yeah, like on purpose.
00:25:28.079 --> 00:25:33.920
Because even like uh the second one they talk about, the girl didn't die, but the monkey like was biting chunks out of her.
00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:34.400
Yeah, yeah.
00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:37.359
And the guy's like it looked like like a shark attack.
00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:37.759
Yeah.
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So no thank you.
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No monkeys in my house.
00:25:43.599 --> 00:25:45.039
Well, I watched a movie.
00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:46.240
What'd you watch, Mitch?
00:25:46.559 --> 00:25:48.000
I watched an animated movie.
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An R-rated animated movie.
00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:52.720
Batman Nightfall Part One.
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Who voiced Batman?
00:25:55.279 --> 00:26:00.000
Uh Anson Mount, the guy yeah, the guy from uh the Star Trek Strange New Worlds.
00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:00.319
Yeah.
00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:03.039
And it was a really good, uh, really good movie.
00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:15.119
Like it's it pretty much takes the cart or the comic like scene by scene, which you know, it's an older comic, so modern day, like you know, younger people wouldn't have probably read it, unless they're just like huge fans.
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:26.319
But it does a good job of like a lot of times in movies, Bane is either smart but not as strong as he would be, or he's just like this big dumb oath like in the Batman and Robin, where he just runs into a wall.
00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:37.119
But in this one, like pretty much it follows the comic where in the whole part one that they have, it leads up to the confrontation between him and Batman for the first time.
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:44.960
But the whole movie, he's just breaking uh prisoners out of Arkham, and Batman has to stop like all of his nemesis in the one week.
00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:52.559
And so, like, by the end of the week, Batman's like struggling just to stay awake, and then when he gets, you know, and then Bane shows up.
00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:56.799
Yeah, Bane shows up and he he has to confront him at that point where he's already like tired.
00:26:56.880 --> 00:27:02.160
And but this takes place during the same time that uh Tim Drake is robbing, so it's involved with him.
00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:16.720
They uh they have Azreel, which is a guy that starts off as like this religious killer that's like you know, almost like Punisher style killer, like he's an anti-hero kind of thing, but then he's like mind-controlled by this religious cult.
00:27:16.880 --> 00:27:23.359
So that Batman's trying to help him out of that because they they realize he's not bad, he's just kind of been brainwashed.
00:27:24.079 --> 00:27:36.880
So he's that, and then uh because if you it'll if you look at it, the part two, uh Azrael actually becomes Batman for a while for reasons in the movie, but uh it's pretty interesting.
00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:38.079
Is part two out?
00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:38.640
Not yet.
00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:39.920
It's supposed to come out before December.
00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:40.400
Oh, okay.
00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:41.519
Is there only two parts?
00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:52.400
There's three parts because you have this where Batman comes into confrontation with Bane, Azrael takes over as Batman, and then Batman has to stop Azreel because he's lost his mind again.
00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:57.839
Does Anson Mount do the uh Clark uh Bruce Wayne voice in the Yeah, he does both.
00:27:58.079 --> 00:28:01.759
I mean, like, does he like do the the what's the guy's name?
00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:02.799
The Christian Bell?
00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:03.440
Kevin Conway.
00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:04.000
Kevin Conroy.
00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:04.880
Oh, Kevin Conway.
00:28:05.119 --> 00:28:06.960
Um a separate voice for Batman.
00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:09.920
They are they are different voices, not a whole lot of difference.
00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:13.039
You it's almost just like a little bit slightly deeper for Batman.
00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:14.319
Commissioner Gordon.
00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:21.839
And and because of most of the movie, Batman's like exhausted, so it it sounds a little different, but it's not too terribly s different.
00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:23.519
Like, you know, the the tone's pretty similar.
00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:24.960
Batman, your voice sounds different.
00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:27.440
I've been punched in the neck a lot this week.
00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:48.640
But uh it's a good movie, it's it's pretty graphic, and it deals a little more with mature themes, like where uh Batman's actually seeing a therapist, like as Bruce Wayne, he's seeing him, and he's kind of revealing different parts of like why why he's there and why he has this savior complex, even though he shows everyone else he's like this playboy, but the therapist can kind of see through it.
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:55.440
And then it it's it's hard to tell like without explaining what the conclusion is.
00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:57.759
I mean we all know what nightfall is.
00:28:58.400 --> 00:28:58.799
I don't know.
00:28:59.119 --> 00:28:59.680
I haven't seen it.
00:28:59.920 --> 00:29:00.240
He doesn't.
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:02.319
Oh the nightfall storyline.
00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:04.000
Who else is in it?
00:29:04.400 --> 00:29:07.119
Uh let's see, as far as characters or actors.
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:13.599
Uh let's see, they have really I don't recognize most of these.
00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:14.640
No, no, okay.
00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:17.200
Um Michael Mando is Bane.
00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:17.839
Oh yeah.
00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:20.640
He's the guy that plays Scorpion and the Spider-Man new Spider-Man.
00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:23.359
This guy he he was blacklisted for a while.
00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:28.240
Um he was on uh I think it was uh Better Call Saul.
00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:32.640
And they had a uh falling out on set with him for something.
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:35.519
I think he was labeled hard to work with.
00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:37.039
And then he kind of came back again.
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:41.200
Pablo Schreiber, which plays uh chief chief and the bad one.
00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:44.000
Uh he's uh John Paul Valley, which is as real.
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:47.200
Uh let's see, who is Tim Dre?
00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:48.400
Tim!
00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:49.759
Jack Giffen?
00:29:50.400 --> 00:29:52.000
I've seen him in something, but I don't remember.
00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:53.119
Jack Giffin.
00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:54.400
It's not a real name.
00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:55.599
You made that up.
00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:57.200
Alright.
00:29:57.440 --> 00:30:01.759
But yeah, most of them are like people that I don't really recognize for the most part.
00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:05.440
Like there's uh Simon Templeton or Templeman.
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:06.880
You don't recognize that guy?
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:09.200
I don't mean the Simon Templeman?
00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:10.000
Alright.
00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:11.119
But it's a good movie.
00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:13.839
Uh I'll give it a watch at some point.
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:14.720
Town.
00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:15.279
Hayden.
00:30:15.599 --> 00:30:17.200
What have you watched and or played?
00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:19.839
I've been watching Scandal with my wife.
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:22.000
She started that, so Scandalo.
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:23.119
Scandal.
00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:27.279
That Shonda Rhymes show that has m been off the air for many a year now.
00:30:27.839 --> 00:30:28.720
Isn't that an older show?
00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:30.400
Yeah, I think Carrie Washington.
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:31.839
Shonda Rhyme.
00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:33.759
She does like uh Grayson Anatomy stuff.
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:36.319
Okay, so it's just girl drama.
00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:45.039
And it's girl, it's uh Carrie Washington plays uh this woman who's like a big time like Washington DC fixer.
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:45.519
Yeah.
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:50.079
For you know, when politicians are sleeping around or doing god-awful things, you know, treason.
00:30:50.400 --> 00:30:55.119
But doesn't it like does it because Shana Rhymes is known for her show as like spiraling out of control.
00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:56.799
We're starting to spiral.
00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:57.359
Oh, okay.
00:30:57.519 --> 00:30:58.400
We're starting to spiral.
00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:00.880
We're in season three now, I think we just hit.
00:31:01.039 --> 00:31:01.359
Yeah.
00:31:01.599 --> 00:31:04.640
So she's doing that, she's having an affair with the president.
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:08.880
His wife is pregnant, the first lady.
00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:10.160
There's all this political stuff.
00:31:10.240 --> 00:31:12.240
They hacked voting machine.
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:14.000
Uh voting machine.
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:18.720
Like every five votes for a Democrat equals two, but the Republicans get three.
00:31:19.039 --> 00:31:19.359
Okay.
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:22.000
So they break down the So the Republicans are the bad guys.
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:22.400
Yes.
00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:23.200
Gotcha.
00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:29.759
So watching that, and I was like, we're sitting there watching, and the show came out probably in like 2008 or something.
00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:31.119
Or 2012.
00:31:31.440 --> 00:31:32.000
2012.
00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:34.799
That's about the time House of Cards was a big deal, wasn't it?
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:35.200
Yeah.
00:31:35.279 --> 00:31:37.119
All the political Which was weird.
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:40.079
I bet like it didn't do well because of House of Cards.
00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:41.200
Might not have.
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:46.319
But watching the voting election fraud thing, I was like, I wonder if they planned that for 2020.
00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:47.119
Yeah.
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:50.559
They probably watched the show and went, I have an idea.
00:31:53.359 --> 00:31:54.319
I don't know, man.
00:31:54.400 --> 00:32:29.359
I saw that one like I think it was the pilot for Grey's Anatomy where the dude's got a rocket launcher in his chest, and like she has to help the EOD guy, the explosive ordinance disposal guy remove it, remove it through surgery, and then like which is like it's in his chest, so he's he's dead, you know, but he's not dead, so that they do it, and then the the guys like they they start to have like a fling, like her and the EOD guy, and he like walks down a hallway and she's like sees him go by and kisses him goodbye as he walks and explodes.
00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:29.839
Oh, really?
00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:30.160
I don't know.
00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:30.799
I'm just joking.
00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:33.039
Cindy across the building and stuff.
00:32:33.359 --> 00:32:35.119
And I was like, what in the world?
00:32:35.440 --> 00:32:37.279
What is this chaos?
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:46.000
So because it was like girl, like you know, dollar store romance novel stuff with just bananas explosions that come out of nowhere.
00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:47.839
And I was like, nah, I'm good.
00:32:48.559 --> 00:32:49.119
I'm good.
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:51.920
I mean, they play heavy on the romance card.
00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:57.119
My wife will tell me about it, uh, Gray's Anatomy, because she watches it and she's like, Yeah, this person died.
00:32:57.200 --> 00:32:58.799
Uh, a helicopter crashed into them.
00:32:58.880 --> 00:32:59.440
And I was like, What?
00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:02.160
Like, yeah, they were outside and the helicopters are just run out of the sky.
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:03.920
It's like we need to kill this guy off.
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:05.039
What haven't we done yet?
00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:06.559
No, we haven't done a helicopter one.
00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:07.440
All right, book it.
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:10.559
And so I asked her, I was like, who's still alive from like the first season?
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:12.079
She's like, Gray.
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:13.039
She's the only one.
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:14.880
I watched that movie or that show.
00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:16.880
My wife would be watching it, and I'd just be listening.
00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:26.559
You know, there's some wild things like that keep people alive, and this is like you you punctured his lung, but somehow you kept him alive with like a banana pin.
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:27.039
Yeah.
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:28.640
Out of out off the wall stuff.
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:30.960
House was like that a lot too back in the day.
00:33:31.039 --> 00:33:32.799
You know, house started to get a little wild.
00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:33.279
Okay, yeah.
00:33:33.359 --> 00:33:37.599
I'm injecting them with syphilis because it'll counteragent this uh weird disease.
00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:38.559
And like, what?
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:41.440
There's no there's no discussion, he's just doing it.
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:43.519
But he's gonna be alive.
00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:44.960
It's like, house, you're out of your mind.
00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:46.319
You're damn you're good.
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:49.200
But the show hasn't gone like off the rails.
00:33:49.279 --> 00:33:50.160
We're getting there.
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:55.279
It's you know, it's a TV show, it's kind of you could tell it the budget's pretty low.
00:33:55.440 --> 00:33:55.680
Yeah.
00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:56.480
What network?
00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:57.440
What network was it?
00:33:57.599 --> 00:33:58.400
I don't remember.
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:01.279
Um what are you watching it on?
00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:03.119
Uh, I think we're watching it on Netflix.
00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:04.880
Okay, so it could have been from anything.
00:34:05.119 --> 00:34:05.839
Uh oh, hang on.
00:34:06.000 --> 00:34:07.279
I had the page up for the monkey.
00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:09.760
ABC.
00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:10.320
Oh, okay.
00:34:10.400 --> 00:34:11.599
Yeah, ABC's not known.
00:34:11.920 --> 00:34:12.719
Seven seasons.
00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:14.559
Seven seasons, golly.
00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:16.639
Well, from 2012 to 2018.
00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:17.119
Yeah.
00:34:18.000 --> 00:34:18.880
It's it's okay.
00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:22.320
It's one of those shows like I had no interest in watching it to begin with.
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:25.519
But if it's on, you kind of can't help but watch.
00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:26.880
No, you know what I mean?
00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:28.960
There's only one reason you're watching it, Tom.
00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:32.079
Because I only have the one TV in the living room.
00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:35.119
Go ahead.
00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:36.159
Just be honest.
00:34:36.320 --> 00:34:37.920
Why are you actually watching this show?
00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:40.639
Because it's on the TV in my living room where I'm sitting.
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:44.239
Because you didn't choose this show.
00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:46.079
No, my wife chose exactly.
00:34:46.239 --> 00:34:48.079
And you watch whatever she watches.
00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:49.840
At the present.
00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:55.280
This was back when I still had like 20 22 episodes of season two.
00:34:55.599 --> 00:34:55.840
Yeah.
00:34:56.719 --> 00:34:58.639
Yeah, it was like serials that never end.
00:34:58.880 --> 00:34:59.199
Yeah.
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:05.039
And in the quest to find a show for my one-year-old or was he 14 months now?
00:35:05.119 --> 00:35:05.199
Yeah.
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:06.079
To watch.
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:10.559
The only show that he will actually pay attention to is Thomas and Friends.
00:35:11.039 --> 00:35:17.119
But like the original ones were like Ringo Star, George Carlin, or Alec Baldwin or narrating.
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:22.800
So in the morning, my wife probably just hears the bane of existence because I'll he'll wake up and I'll go get him.
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:27.039
And then she just hears the living room dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:29.679
You should watch uh Pokemon or something with him.
00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:31.920
See flashing lights attracts him.
00:35:32.159 --> 00:35:32.800
I've tried to get my son.
00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:36.800
I've tried to get my son into like the more the newer Ninja Turtle ones, like the animated ones.
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:38.000
It was like 2012.
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:41.440
He still wants to go back to Bluey, Peppa Pig, or Blaze.
00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:43.920
They're making a we tried a Bluey movie.
00:35:44.079 --> 00:35:45.360
But they're doing it CG.
00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:45.679
Yeah.
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:46.960
We tried Bluey.
00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:48.079
He could not care less.
00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:49.920
Blues Clues does not care.
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:51.519
Um whatever.
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:53.039
I I tried regular show.
00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:53.440
Yeah.
00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:56.639
Just because there's more, you know, adult jokes.
00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:58.000
Uh Ed, Ed, and Eddie.
00:35:58.239 --> 00:35:58.559
Nope.
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:00.079
Thomas the Tank Engine.
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:05.280
But not the animated one, the actual like model trains going back and forth with the sinister looking eyes.
00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:07.280
Well, see, I have got him on the right path.
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:10.639
He likes uh, what was it, the Spider-Man, his amazing friends?
00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:12.239
It's like the little kitty Spider-Man.
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:16.400
That's uh but if I can get him there, I'm working, I'm trying to get him into the 1990s Spider-Man cartoon.
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:18.159
Oh, yeah, where Aerosmith does the intro.
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:21.920
We started watching the first episode, and he was like, Dad, can we watch the other one?
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:23.039
I was like, okay.
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:25.679
Well, the other one's got another season coming out.
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:26.239
It does.
00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:27.039
Oh.
00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:28.880
Yeah.
00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:32.159
There's a lot of uh interesting stuff coming out.
00:36:32.320 --> 00:36:42.880
Uh we we all know about Avengers and then uh Dune part three, which is weird because they wanted to wait ten years to let the actors age up.
00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:43.199
Yeah.
00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:44.960
But they're just gonna make it work.
00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:48.719
Well, I mean, they're we have the technology to make them look older.
00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:54.079
I don't I don't think I think they're just gonna rewrite it where this happens a couple years instead of like 10 years.
00:36:54.320 --> 00:37:01.360
And then um uh that Star Wars Starfighter, yeah, Ryan Gosling, which I have hopes for it.
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:02.559
I just everybody dies.
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:06.719
It's gonna sound somewhere waiting for Kathleen Kennedy to just he's not even involved anymore.
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:08.880
I that's what they that's what they want you to think.
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:12.239
I I don't well get it, yeah.
00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:19.360
Of a Ryan Gosling movie that I don't like, that I don't find at least entertaining.
00:37:19.599 --> 00:37:20.559
That's that's fair.
00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:21.119
Yeah.
00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:23.760
Uh have you ever seen like even his weird movies?
00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:26.320
Um the one where he's got the fake girlfriend.
00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:27.920
Yeah, that I I love that movie.
00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:28.960
Oh, it's funny.
00:37:29.119 --> 00:37:30.800
I was like, because I remember you showed it to me.
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:32.000
We're like, I was like, what are we watching?
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:34.239
So stupid and bizarre.
00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:35.840
It's just but it's it's fun.
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:39.199
Um basically takes a sex doll and just turns it into his girlfriend.
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:40.159
He's not even having sex with it.
00:37:40.480 --> 00:37:40.719
Right.
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:44.320
He's just he's just like like autistic and can't socialize with people.
00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:53.440
So he uses her as a vessel to like hang out in public, and everybody just like is happy to see him outside of his house, and so like playing.
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:54.559
They just play along with him.
00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:55.920
What is that movie called?
00:37:56.159 --> 00:37:57.280
I can't remember.
00:37:58.000 --> 00:37:59.519
But like he'll be sitting there eating.
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:01.840
Just don't type in like Ryan Gosling's sex doll.
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:02.880
I will.
00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:05.199
You is Google Safe Search on?
00:38:05.360 --> 00:38:09.840
Well, he'll he'll be sitting there like having dinner, or like they'll be sitting there on the couch watching a movie together.
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:11.599
It's like, what is going on?
00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:12.320
Huh?
00:38:12.639 --> 00:38:15.840
He actually has a dinner party with some like his best friend and his best friend.
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:16.960
Bard's the real girl.
00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:17.840
That's what it is.
00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:19.840
It's weird, but funny.
00:38:20.079 --> 00:38:22.880
You know, if they're gonna make clue the movie, he could be in it.
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:23.840
He should.
00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:24.320
Yeah.
00:38:24.559 --> 00:38:25.199
He could be Mr.
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:26.000
Green.
00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:30.800
Yeah, I could be go home and sleep with my sex doll.
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:34.639
Um, but anyways, she won't say no.
00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:36.880
Or have a headache.
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:39.519
Anyways, uh I'm gonna wash my hair.
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:43.840
Uh other than that, like the Marvel.
00:38:44.320 --> 00:38:47.360
Have you seen that they planned out the phase seven for Marvel?
00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:57.440
Yeah, it's it's I saw the trailer for the doomsday thing that they had on Prime or something, or HBO, where you could watch like the big trailer.
00:38:57.519 --> 00:38:57.840
Yeah.
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:00.719
And just watching through it, I was like, I don't care.
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:01.440
I do.
00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:02.480
I know you do this.
00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:06.800
This is supposed to consolidate all the mess that Marvel is right now with all the different times.
00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:28.079
Instead of having Sony's X-Men and you know, Sony's Venom or you know, Fantastic Four in this world, it's all gonna be one world, one continuous story.
00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:35.280
So they they leased this like threat level of the bad guys, and Loki was a city level threat.
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:36.159
Oh, I saw that.
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:37.039
That's way off.
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:37.840
Is it yeah?
00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:40.320
So I hope Loki saw that and went city level.
00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:40.800
Yeah.
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:45.440
Well, and then uh uh Ultron was a world level uh threat.
00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:52.480
Yeah, and then uh Thanos was a galaxy level threat, and then uh apparently Doctor Doom is a multiverse level threat.
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:55.920
No, no, no, well, who's a multiverse level threat?
00:39:56.159 --> 00:39:57.199
Like the beyonder.
00:39:57.599 --> 00:39:57.920
No.
00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:00.719
Or Galac well, not even Galactus.
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:02.400
I mean Franklin Richards.
00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:03.920
Yes, he would be.
00:40:04.159 --> 00:40:08.559
So uh Galactus is gonna be the next Avengers threat, right?
00:40:08.800 --> 00:40:10.559
He would I would think he would have to be.
00:40:10.639 --> 00:40:13.039
He would eventually come back for Franklin Richards.
00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:20.159
But see, like uh Doctor Doom, he's a threat, but the only way he would be multiversal is if he gained like all the infinity stones.
00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:22.800
Because like Loki is like the master of time right now.
00:40:23.119 --> 00:40:27.039
Has there ever been a Doctor Doom variant that's like as powerful as they're making him out to be?
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:38.320
Well, there is in the uh in the Secret Wars or the Battle World that they this is kind of like he gets an infinity gauntlet and basically he becomes for lack of a better word, God.
00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:40.320
So he makes the battle world.
00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:42.239
You think that that's where he's going with this?
00:40:42.719 --> 00:40:46.719
That's the only way I think that he would become a villain in this storyline.
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:50.079
They destroyed like this universe's infinity stones.
00:40:50.719 --> 00:41:05.119
Well, there's every universe has its own infinity stones, and then you have in the what if, which is supposed to be tied into the actual Marvel, you have the Ultron that could uh was it it was uh Ultron that captured all the infinity stones from like the multiverse or whatever.
00:41:05.199 --> 00:41:05.519
He had them.
00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:10.079
So yeah, but you can't take infinity stones from one universe to another universe, it doesn't work.
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:11.679
Well, some for some reason I can't remember.
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:13.440
Well, they took different ones from time.
00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:16.239
They ex yeah, they explained, but that's the same universe though.
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:25.199
They explained it in this in the what if thing, which is supposed to tie into like the multiverse, that this one Ultron had gems that for some whatever reason worked.
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:26.159
I just can't remember what it was.
00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:28.239
So they tried to explain it, yeah.
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:29.280
I don't know.
00:41:29.519 --> 00:41:37.920
Because even in like the Loki show where like he opens a drawer and there's just like all the infrared stones, like multiples of each, and it's like, oh yeah, some guys use them as paperweights.
00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:39.039
Yeah, yeah.
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:49.280
So like I think they just have to kind of keep like we're beyond retconning, we're just like unwriting written rules that have been unwritten 10 times in the past.
00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:56.000
Well, see, like I mean, going forward, they're gonna have this, but I think they're gonna focus on smaller scale stuff, like with the X-Men.
00:41:56.800 --> 00:42:02.239
And then they won't be worried about so much grand scale until like an Avengers movie.
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:07.840
If they made Gene Gray like Phoenix and they made that an Avengers level threat, that would be interesting.
00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:11.199
Well, see, even in the comics, most of the time the X-Men take care of that.
00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:16.800
I would I I think it would be cool if they just like let her unleash and just like make her go crazy.
00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:33.039
What would be cool is because they want to have the Avengers and the X-Men in the same world, there is a comic called X-Men versus Avengers, where the Phoenix force is coming to claim a host and they assume it's gonna be Gene Gray, or there's a character called Hope, which is the daughter of Gene Gray and uh Cyclops.
00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:34.800
Well, it's coming to claim that.
00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:37.360
Well, neither side wants the other side to have it.
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:37.599
Yeah.
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.239
Because the mutants claim it, you know, that's their right.
00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:45.039
It's like a mutant celestial that comes to them, and the Avengers are like, no, it's too powerful, you can't have it.
00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:46.639
So then they kind of get to a war.
00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:52.880
Well, then I forgot who, but somebody throws like the first shot, and then all pandemonium breaks out on like the mutant island.
00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:57.360
Also, that they've announced all the X-Men, but they haven't announced their uh Wolverine yet.
00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:04.000
Well, Wolverine and uh Hugh Jackman and Huge and Deadpool Huge Jack Man.
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:06.400
They're they're both gonna be in the Secret Wars movie.
00:43:06.639 --> 00:43:08.800
So it's not Secret Wars, uh Doomsday.
00:43:08.960 --> 00:43:13.519
Remember when uh uh Hugh Jackman was like, I'm never gonna be Wolverine again after Logan?
00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:14.800
He's like, that's a perfect ending.
00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:17.119
They played they paid him plenty of money.
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:19.840
And they were like, we're gonna keep writing a number.
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:25.440
Yeah, and eventually we're gonna get to the one you're gonna be like adding zeros, and you say when.
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:33.840
So well, okay, that's uh, you know, movies that are coming out.
00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:38.880
Um speaking of games, Wolverine! I I was gonna say TV wise.
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:40.079
Oh, okay.
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:44.960
Uh the really the only TV show that I'm excited about is Neuromancer.
00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:47.519
And that comes out at the end of the year.
00:43:48.320 --> 00:43:50.159
Do you know who what neuromancer is?
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:50.880
I do not.
00:43:51.119 --> 00:43:55.920
So nineteen eighty four, a dude named William Gibson wrote a book that blew everybody's mind.
00:43:56.159 --> 00:44:08.480
It was so um what's a book that like Just too, you know, ethereal, too, too hard to The Silmarillion.
00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:09.199
Yeah, exactly.
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:09.599
Yeah.
00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:10.000
All right.
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:11.119
It should be animated.
00:44:11.760 --> 00:44:15.199
So like there's too much like interpretation going on.
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:17.039
And that's uh Neuromancer.
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:23.519
And they said, kind of like Dune in the early days, they said that this movie cannot be adapted, or this book cannot be adapted.
00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:25.119
Well, they're doing it to a TV show.
00:44:25.199 --> 00:44:27.920
And I think that's a smart way to do it because it's a very complicated book.
00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:31.760
And you really have to like let the scene settle on some stuff to understand.
00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:39.679
Neuromancer was made uh before the internet was like a public known kind of thing that people could uh understand and use.
00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:58.639
And essentially he coined the term cyberspace, William Gibson, and he saw the internet as a physical realm that people would plug into and be able to like manipulate and walk around as like they are in the real world.
00:44:59.280 --> 00:45:12.159
And um he developed like the term net runners and uh you know uh jacking in and all this stuff that people have used and and stolen from him to make into their own franchises, like the Matrix and Cyberpunk and all this other stuff.
00:45:12.480 --> 00:45:21.760
So he's like the godfather of cyberpunk and honestly like uh tech sci-fi, you know, Johnny mnemonic and all this other stuff that came out that that's all from William Gibson.
00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:24.559
Um including The Matrix.
00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:31.840
So to see like what his masterpiece to be adapted into this TV show, it's exciting.
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:39.360
And then and they seem like from what I can tell from all the production notes and stuff that they've allowed the public to understand so far, they're doing it right.
00:45:39.760 --> 00:45:49.360
It's gonna be kind of like a grungy uh CD underbelly noir thing, but it's also a heist uh movie or show.
00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:52.320
So it's uh it'll be cool how they do it, you know.
00:45:52.559 --> 00:46:04.079
So I I'm I'm excited to see it, and uh, I think you guys will two, if you just kind of go in with uh zero understanding or expectations because they gotta they gotta you know explain everything to you.
00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:05.840
I think I found the wrong one.
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:07.440
It's a 2026.
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:08.639
I realize it says tie now.
00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:10.159
That says necromancer.
00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:11.599
You need to type in neuromancer.
00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:12.480
Oh, well, that's what I thought.
00:46:14.639 --> 00:46:18.480
Anyways, this necromancer TV show, a gangster inherits mystical tattoos.
00:46:18.559 --> 00:46:20.000
How do you inherit mystical tattoos?
00:46:20.079 --> 00:46:20.960
Yeah, you don't inherit it.
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:25.760
Like, look the guy who had it last like slices it off his arm and gives it to you.
00:46:27.119 --> 00:46:28.400
Inherit mystical tattoos.
00:46:28.880 --> 00:46:29.840
I know, that's stupid.
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:30.400
Okay, anyway.
00:46:30.719 --> 00:46:36.159
There's another uh big show coming out that I know you guys are excited for because it means I will have to watch it.
00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:37.119
What?
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:38.880
The Rings of Power season three.
00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:39.840
Yeah, yeah.
00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:41.440
That show is still going November 11th.
00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:42.400
That show is still going.
00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:43.760
You haven't even finished season two, have you?
00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:44.320
Yeah, I didn't.
00:46:44.960 --> 00:46:49.039
I have seen every episode of this show and I've hated all of it.
00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:50.320
Good for you.
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:55.920
I do think that the uh Gandalf origin story is stupid.
00:46:56.079 --> 00:46:58.480
Well, it's stupid, but it's it's something.
00:46:58.639 --> 00:46:59.199
It's interesting.
00:46:59.440 --> 00:46:59.920
It's stupid.
00:47:00.079 --> 00:47:05.199
I wish they didn't like try to make it like this isn't Gandalf and then oh psychic really is Gandalf.
00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:07.920
I think they wrote it that oh crap, we just have to make it Gandalf.
00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:08.239
Yeah.
00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:09.760
Because nobody believes us.
00:47:10.000 --> 00:47:13.679
But like him crashing from space and being like Dumb.
00:47:14.079 --> 00:47:14.400
Dumb.
00:47:14.639 --> 00:47:14.960
Okay.
00:47:17.039 --> 00:47:18.480
Well, I'm sorry.
00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:19.599
I don't know.
00:47:19.840 --> 00:47:26.800
Maybe if this does good enough, they'll have an honest depiction of the first age somehow.
00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:28.960
See, I don't think they could do it.
00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:32.719
It's too like ethereal, but it's also vague.
00:47:34.000 --> 00:47:36.719
I think that if you it's intentionally vague.
00:47:36.880 --> 00:47:43.280
I think if you solidified a specific battle or something and maybe made a movie or something out of it, yeah.
00:47:43.519 --> 00:47:44.159
You know.
00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:49.199
But also that like the Lord of the Rings franchise is so right heavy right now.
00:47:49.280 --> 00:47:51.599
So like you can't say hobbits in the show.
00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:53.039
And you can't do other things.
00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:54.400
No, because they didn't get the rights.
00:47:54.559 --> 00:47:54.800
Right.
00:47:54.880 --> 00:48:01.519
So so some parts of the Lord of the Rings franchise you can buy the rights to, otherwise, you have to buy the rights to other stuff, you know.
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:03.360
And it's that's stupid how that works.
00:48:03.679 --> 00:48:06.800
It's such a mismanaged property.
00:48:07.119 --> 00:48:22.239
Well, not for the the the estate, because they're making bank, they're laughing all the way to the bank because even like all the great Lord of the Rings games, Lord, you know, Two Towers, Return of the King, Conquest, you know, Battle for Middle Earth 2, all these games, like you can't like like even the Lego Lord of the Rings game.
00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:28.000
Yeah, they can't be remastered, they can't be put out, the servers are already shut down because the licensing agreement is expired.
00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:29.599
Yeah, them and EA.
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:30.239
It's it's over.
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:35.199
It's like the only way you're playing it is if you just still got a PlayStation 2 and the game still works.
00:48:35.760 --> 00:48:41.679
Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure one day and the best I can get is Dwarves and Moria.
00:48:42.159 --> 00:48:46.960
That's not like true rage horror and there is a Lord of the Rings fighting in the column.
00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:47.599
There is a game.
00:48:47.840 --> 00:48:49.360
There is a Lord of the Rings game coming out, isn't there?
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:51.119
Yeah, it's gonna be an open world.
00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:53.760
Uh I forgot who uh is it Moria?
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:55.519
The people that made no, they already made that.
00:48:55.599 --> 00:48:59.360
Oh I want to say it was the people that made maybe Elden Ring.
00:48:59.440 --> 00:49:00.800
No, no, it's not from software.
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:02.159
Maybe it was some from software.
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:03.599
No, it's definitely not from software.
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:05.760
It's it's uh I can't remember what it was.
00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:10.960
If it was like Fallout or it was some big company that's made open world games before, is uh making this one.
00:49:11.119 --> 00:49:11.440
Hang on.
00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:15.519
And it's supposed to be Oh, Kingdom Come Deliverance, the people that made that.
00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:16.079
Okay.
00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:18.480
The they're making a Lord of the Rings game.
00:49:18.719 --> 00:49:28.079
That's a game I have that I played like five hours of that I'm like, I wish I just had days to sit and just sit and play that game and learn it.
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:31.280
So Warhorse Studio.
00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:33.760
There's no name for this yet.
00:49:33.920 --> 00:49:36.880
Um it's just Lord of the Rings Middle Earth.
00:49:37.039 --> 00:49:38.400
That's what they're calling it right now.
00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:40.000
I remember something that I'd read about it.
00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:49.840
They said that you'll be able to walk the entire map of a deep immersive open world RPG set in Middle Earth during the third age.
00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:57.360
And supposedly, like, granted, it's not in the books, but they said you'll have you'll be able to walk a little further east into the Easterlings area as well.
00:49:57.679 --> 00:50:00.480
Crystal Dynamics is developing it.
00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:03.360
They're the guys that made like the Tomb Raider series and stuff.
00:50:03.599 --> 00:50:08.000
So it doesn't say exactly what time during Middle Earth, it just says it'll be an open world.
00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:17.119
Because there was some group that they were remaking Lord of the Rings Conquest, which was this because Conquest was done by the guys that did the first two battlefront games.
00:50:17.440 --> 00:50:19.440
They were like, let's do this, but with Lord of the Rings.
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:30.639
I mean, the game's kind of janky, and it's the if you're like the rogue or you know, spy guy with like the twin daggers, you can backstab everyone in one shot.
00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:31.599
I like that game.
00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:34.880
That's it's like, oh, Gandalf.
00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:38.719
It's like bye boy.
00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:43.920
And then like they were do uh they were doing um, we talked about it on the podcast.
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:46.719
Um, they were putting through like a what Unreal Engine 5?
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:47.440
I think so.
00:50:47.599 --> 00:50:50.559
And like they were putting out stuff, you know, hyper-realistic look.
00:50:50.800 --> 00:50:58.800
It looked really cool, but they already got like sued, or like you know, a cease and desist because they can't use Lord of the Rings, they can't use the title of the game.
00:50:59.039 --> 00:50:59.920
Are they selling it?
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:00.960
They're still working on it.
00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:01.599
Are they selling it?
00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:02.960
They're gonna try to.
00:51:03.199 --> 00:51:03.840
Well, they can't sell it.
00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:06.000
They're trying to remat, well, they can't profit off of it.
00:51:06.159 --> 00:51:07.280
Then they're just gonna put it out for free.
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:08.400
It's just a passion project.
00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:13.519
Yeah, and maybe like people will donate money to their company for funsies and you know, whatever.
00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:19.119
It's like they're ripping everything straight from the pre Peter Jackson, like they're remaking like Minasterith like life-size to person.
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:33.599
I dig the uh the concept of like these you know, garage developers remake because like they did uh Ocarina of Time, there was a Unreal Engine 5 uh demo of Ocarina of Time that came out recently.
00:51:33.840 --> 00:51:46.079
Um and I was like uh there's gameplay of it shown all over the internet, and then instead of Nintendo suing them and telling them to stop, they announced that they're doing their own remake that comes out this year.
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:48.880
And so like Nintendo's just like shoved them out of the way.
00:51:48.960 --> 00:51:49.679
It's like, oh yeah?
00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:50.639
Well, we're gonna do it.
00:51:50.880 --> 00:51:58.079
Yeah, so uh I'm like cool, because I would like to see of all the games that have been remade, I've always wanted to see Ocarina Time, and I'm excited about that.
00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:00.800
I'm not I'm gonna get a Switch 2 just for this game.
00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:06.719
So all right, uh on top of those games, here's some other stuff that's coming out this month.
00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:08.159
Crimson Moon.
00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:09.840
Do you know what that game is?
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:10.639
I do not.
00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:19.920
So, you know, think of like uh it looks pretty good.
00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:21.119
The gameplay seems pretty good.
00:52:21.280 --> 00:52:33.760
A lot of people are really who are doing these souls-like games, are doing a really good job with coming up more um intricate animations for all the assassinations and stuff that you do instead of just the same thing over and over again.
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:35.840
What's that game that came out just now?
00:52:36.079 --> 00:52:42.559
Um The Blade 2 um the Dark Blade or something like that.
00:52:42.719 --> 00:52:44.320
It's it's another Souls-like game.
00:52:44.639 --> 00:52:45.119
I don't know.
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:48.559
Well, uh like that, everybody's raving about that game right now.
00:52:48.639 --> 00:52:57.199
And it's it's a complete ripoff of so I mean you had like these Dark Souls games in the 2000s, and then even some in like the 20s, like what I think Bloodborne.
00:52:57.360 --> 00:52:59.599
Yeah, well Ghost of Tsushima.
00:52:59.840 --> 00:53:01.840
Well, Ghost of Tsushima was a different company.
00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:02.880
Bloodborne was from something.
00:53:03.199 --> 00:53:04.960
Well, wasn't it considered like Souls-esque?
00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:06.400
Yeah, it was, yeah, absolutely.
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:10.960
And then you get Elden Ring, and then suddenly it's back in major popularity because it was a mainstream.
00:53:11.440 --> 00:53:15.199
I mean, the the the Souls format has been around, that's why everybody says Souls-like.
00:53:15.440 --> 00:53:18.480
It's like there is no difficulty, it's just get good scrub.
00:53:18.800 --> 00:53:21.920
Yeah, yeah, and a lot of game developers are doing that.
00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:24.400
China's got this game coming out that looks amazing.
00:53:24.559 --> 00:53:25.039
It does.
00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:27.199
And I forgot the name of it, but it looks awesome.
00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:27.920
Yeah, China.
00:53:28.320 --> 00:53:34.639
And uh, like everybody wants it, it looks like a complete ripoff of Elden Ring, like the same animation styles and everything.
00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:40.320
Based in like Chinese lore and that kind of stuff, you know, with like some Western dragon styles and stuff.
00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:43.039
But the uh the action looks a little cooler.
00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:44.239
It does, and it's co-op.
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:52.719
And I like to give the uh the concept of play play this adventure with your friends stuff and all these games that are coming out, struggle with your friends.
00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:53.840
I I dig that.
00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:54.800
We struggled.
00:53:54.880 --> 00:53:56.960
Oh, we have but we uh we availed, yeah.
00:53:57.199 --> 00:53:57.840
But we prevailed.
00:53:58.159 --> 00:53:59.679
There's a term for that now.
00:53:59.920 --> 00:54:02.400
Uh uh what's that called?
00:54:02.639 --> 00:54:03.519
Uh friend.
00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:08.000
Um I can't remember.
00:54:08.079 --> 00:54:13.599
There's a new genre of like co-op games that things I don't remember.
00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:15.920
For just suffering through yeah, yeah.
00:54:16.079 --> 00:54:21.519
Well 30 plus boss fights in a row against the same person having to hear I am Millania latem.
00:54:21.920 --> 00:54:25.920
Well, while we're on this, Elden Ring actually has a new DLC stuff coming out.
00:54:26.079 --> 00:54:26.559
Does it really?
00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:28.559
It comes along, it actually came out this month.
00:54:28.719 --> 00:54:47.920
Oh, did it uh because it came out on Switch 2, they have a tarnished edition, which they have made available for Xbox One and uh Xbox Series X and PC uh PS5, but it's not technically new levels, it adds uh few new characters, uh two new starting classes, new character armor, and you can customize the horse now.
00:54:48.320 --> 00:54:49.519
Wow finally.
00:54:55.039 --> 00:54:58.880
But it's kind of interesting that you know they're still putting out stuff for that.
00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:03.119
Uh yeah, I mean, I'm sure they're they're cranking away at Elden Ring 2 right now.
00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:03.599
Oh yeah.
00:55:03.679 --> 00:55:04.239
I'm not gonna lie.
00:55:04.320 --> 00:55:05.599
But uh and the movie.
00:55:05.840 --> 00:55:07.920
Uh yeah, the why is it a movie or a TV show?
00:55:08.239 --> 00:55:08.480
Movie.
00:55:08.639 --> 00:55:08.960
Okay.
00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:14.000
Uh next other game that's coming out, which is out today.
00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:17.360
Uh Crimson Moon came out yesterday of this recording.
00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:18.480
As of 9-2.
00:55:18.800 --> 00:55:33.519
Yeah, and uh Moonlighter 2 comes out today of this recording, which is essentially like a dungeon crawler puzzle solver, I think, for uh but a uh roguelike, which means that the maps constantly generate.
00:55:33.599 --> 00:55:37.119
I know people throw out these like genres, it's a soul-like, it's roguelike.
00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:43.039
Roguelike means that the if I play a game and you play the game, it'll never the the terrain will never be the same.
00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:44.239
I don't know if you knew that or not.
00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:48.079
Yeah, like one of the Elder Scrolls games was like that.
00:55:48.400 --> 00:55:49.199
Roguelite?
00:55:49.679 --> 00:56:00.559
Yeah, I think it was not Daggerfall, it was like one of the early, earlier ones where the map would constantly like if you wherever you went, it would re-render itself, like wherever you were going.
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:08.079
Like, and like the map expanse size was massive, so it wouldn't render it if you looked at the like it's you had to go and it would do it.
00:56:08.400 --> 00:56:17.519
I think a modern uh like thing that uses that mechanic a lot is Hades, Hades is in Hades 2, um, which uh I really enjoy.
00:56:17.840 --> 00:56:28.719
Uh the next game that comes out tomorrow of this recording is Blood of the Don Walker, where uh it's a bunch of people from um I can't remember the name of the company.
00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:30.079
Oh yeah, CD Project Red.
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:36.880
They uh they did The Witcher, uh they broke off after The Witcher 3 and started working on this game with their own company.
00:56:37.039 --> 00:56:45.280
And you play a vampire that's been recently infected in an but you're like some sort of mutant, and you're basically blade in daytime.
00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:48.159
You you're that's why they call you the dawn walker instead of the daywalker.
00:56:48.320 --> 00:56:49.840
You're you can walk around as a human in a daytime.
00:56:50.079 --> 00:57:06.000
It's patented you can walk around as a as a as a human in the daytime, and at nighttime you can be a vampire and all sorts of abilities, you can you know become more monstrous, and but like the decisions you make uh impact how the people around you react to you.
00:57:06.079 --> 00:57:07.519
So it's like and how the story ends.
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:09.599
Yeah, so it's kind of a social builder as well.
00:57:09.840 --> 00:57:15.920
But supposedly, like it says like the story takes place over seven days, so you can't do all the side quests in one playthrough.
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:18.159
You've you've got to pick and choose where you want to go.
00:57:18.480 --> 00:57:22.159
The way that they have done the timing mechanic in this game is really interesting.
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:28.159
Like if you leave your controller down and a dude's just staring at a building for seven days, the time won't go forward.
00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:36.880
Instead, like if you complete an objective, a hard-coded objective, it'll it'll like jump the clock forward X amount of hours.
00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:45.519
So, you know, if you go around and just you know merc you know mobs or whatever for a couple of hours and there's no objective to it, you're fine.
00:57:45.679 --> 00:57:49.760
But if you come you know finish the starting, yeah.
00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:56.000
So I mean basically you can upgrade your guy if you just uh with XP, but you can't do um yeah.
00:57:56.159 --> 00:58:01.199
I don't know if there's a skill tree involved or what, but I know there's not equipment, okay, which is kind of annoying.
00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:02.800
Um I knew it has something to do.
00:58:02.880 --> 00:58:05.119
I don't I just don't know how it works, but like you can't upgrade your guy.
00:58:05.519 --> 00:58:06.559
Hey, I don't like to loot.
00:58:06.719 --> 00:58:07.760
I do like to loop.
00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:11.199
And then there's uh Onimusha Way of the Sword.
00:58:11.360 --> 00:58:16.960
Uh this is from Capcom, and one of Capcom's this is Onimusha, I think, four.
00:58:17.199 --> 00:58:18.079
I think it was.
00:58:18.320 --> 00:58:23.199
And um this uh this was a huge series in the PlayStation 1 era.
00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:25.119
Um and to see it come back.
00:58:25.360 --> 00:58:27.599
And Capcom has not been good.
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:30.400
No, that this year they've been killing it.
00:58:30.559 --> 00:58:35.039
Like the all the Resident Evil games and stuff that they've been putting out have been pretty solid.
00:58:35.119 --> 00:58:53.039
They put out a game, um I can't remember, where this dude like has a little girl and like they developed a new um combat mechanic where she hacks the bad guys while you attack them, and it's a really instant, like crazy, it's not even a QTE, it's more like a mini game while you're fighting at the same time.
00:58:53.119 --> 00:58:55.280
It's like solving a puzzle while fighting for your life.
00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:57.519
And uh it's the last thing we need.
00:58:57.679 --> 00:58:58.800
Well, people love it.
00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:00.800
Uh I've thought about getting it, but I don't know.
00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:02.159
I was hoping it would come to Game Pass.
00:59:02.480 --> 00:59:03.679
See, that was like a thing, right?
00:59:03.760 --> 00:59:07.119
The three of us are playing, and Hayden's objective was to hack the robots.
00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:13.519
Maybe me and Mitch fighting for our lives while Hayden's at his house with like a whiteboard, a lab coat on.
00:59:15.039 --> 00:59:16.880
I'm hacking into their database.
00:59:17.440 --> 00:59:25.119
But Onimusha is definitely kind of adapting closer to the Souls-like genre, a lot of parrying and stuff, but the animations and stuff look crazy.
00:59:25.920 --> 00:59:26.559
It's a beautiful game.
00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:29.920
If anything, if you don't buy it, you should totally watch some playthroughs and stuff.
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:31.760
It it it seems pretty cool.
00:59:32.000 --> 00:59:34.239
Um, and then you got Valheim.
00:59:34.400 --> 00:59:37.519
Uh just is going to hit its 1.0 watch.
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:37.840
Okay.
00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:38.559
I think we tried it.
00:59:38.960 --> 00:59:39.679
Yeah, it's been out for a while.
00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:41.039
We just I just never could get into it.
00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:46.719
Well, it was pretty early when we tried it, and the people who have stuck through it uh swear by it.
00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:50.159
And I don't know, maybe if it's on Game Pass, I don't know.
00:59:50.480 --> 00:59:51.039
Valheim.
00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:57.039
Yeah, it's a survival fantasy world builder, like giants and stuff like that.
00:59:57.360 --> 00:59:59.679
So we played this?
00:59:59.920 --> 01:00:01.440
I think me and Mitch did it.
01:00:01.519 --> 01:00:06.880
I don't know if it's I played, it was like a very early thing, but you're having to build like your Viking something.
01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:09.199
We did like one day, and we were like, meh.
01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:10.000
Yeah.
01:00:10.320 --> 01:00:12.639
But kind of like the mound.
01:00:12.880 --> 01:00:14.239
Then uh yeah.
01:00:14.559 --> 01:00:14.960
Yeah.
01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:17.199
I mean, I play, I just haven't had time.
01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:22.719
Um then you have Hot Wheels, Infinite Rush, September 10th.
01:00:23.039 --> 01:00:28.960
Go fast! And then uh RuneScape Dragon Wilds, uh September 15th.
01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:30.480
Runescape's still doing stuff?
01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:32.960
Yeah, they're they're blowing up, they're putting out a couple of games.
01:00:33.039 --> 01:00:35.119
Uh this is their most recent one.
01:00:35.280 --> 01:00:38.000
Uh, and then you all of course have Marvel's Wolverine.
01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:39.440
I got pre-ordered.
01:00:39.760 --> 01:00:40.480
Got pre-ordered.
01:00:41.519 --> 01:00:47.519
No, the the Spider-Man, it's made by the same people that made the Spider-Man games, and they're they're really good stories, and the action's really fun.
01:00:47.599 --> 01:00:49.519
The combat mechanics are a lot of fun.
01:00:49.599 --> 01:00:54.239
So I have high hopes for Wolverine, even though it's not fully open world like Spider-Man is.
01:00:54.719 --> 01:01:02.400
Yeah, Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave, which is um if it's like a traditional Fire Emblem game, it's kind of like chess, uh, but an RPG.
01:01:02.559 --> 01:01:07.360
Um, some characters can do different stuff depending on what they are and where they're placed in relation to other units.
01:01:07.519 --> 01:01:12.639
So it's kind of like, you know, battle management system, which is uh and it's slow.
01:01:12.719 --> 01:01:13.199
I like that.
01:01:13.280 --> 01:01:17.679
You know, like uh RTS's where you just think it's time with the game.
01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:18.000
I do.
01:01:18.079 --> 01:01:21.199
I don't I don't want to think like on the fly when it comes to strategy.
01:01:21.760 --> 01:01:25.280
Um yeah, I'm gonna skip that game because nobody knows what it is.
01:01:25.440 --> 01:01:27.599
Dune Awakening, September 22nd.
01:01:27.760 --> 01:01:29.360
I thought this game was coming out like forever ago.
01:01:29.679 --> 01:01:31.440
All you did was skip Call of Duty.
01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:32.320
I didn't.
01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:33.199
That's October.
01:01:33.440 --> 01:01:34.800
I was like, I'm not talking about that.
01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:38.960
Uh Dune Awakening is it's gonna be a huge game, I think.
01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:41.039
Uh Open World Dune game.
01:01:41.199 --> 01:01:43.760
I think it's multiplayer or map massive multiplayer.
01:01:43.840 --> 01:01:44.079
I don't know.
01:01:44.239 --> 01:01:45.119
I haven't seen that one.
01:01:45.360 --> 01:01:47.599
Uh Control Resonant comes out later this month.
01:01:48.079 --> 01:01:50.239
I've heard that's supposed to be really good, but I don't really know anything about it.
01:01:50.480 --> 01:01:51.679
So Control was a great game.
01:01:51.760 --> 01:01:52.639
I really enjoyed that game.
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:56.079
It's single player, um, and this is like the sequel to it.
01:01:56.239 --> 01:01:59.280
Uh they had a um extraction shooter control game.
01:01:59.440 --> 01:02:03.440
I thought it looked interesting, but I never was bothered to download it.
01:02:03.760 --> 01:02:05.360
Silent Hill Townfall.
01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:10.800
Um Silent Hill is really cranking out some some winners, and it seems like they're kind of having a resurgence.
01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:12.400
We'll see what happens.
01:02:12.719 --> 01:02:15.840
Uh I don't know, some sports game is coming out.
01:02:15.920 --> 01:02:17.599
And then Minecraft Dungeons 2.
01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:18.400
Sports ball.
01:02:18.559 --> 01:02:19.039
Sports ball.
01:02:19.280 --> 01:02:20.079
Sports ball the game.
01:02:20.880 --> 01:02:23.119
Was it bad in like 2K27?
01:02:23.440 --> 01:02:23.679
I don't know.
01:02:23.840 --> 01:02:25.920
It's FC, whatever FC is.
01:02:26.639 --> 01:02:27.519
Field talking?
01:02:27.679 --> 01:02:27.920
No.
01:02:28.079 --> 01:02:29.599
Uh probably soccer or something.
01:02:29.679 --> 01:02:30.559
Uh FIFA?
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:31.280
No.
01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:32.079
I don't know.
01:02:32.239 --> 01:02:32.719
But Minecraft.
01:02:33.440 --> 01:02:34.800
Minecraft Dungeons 2.
01:02:34.880 --> 01:02:36.079
My kids are obsessed with.
01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:41.360
I've actually started playing Diablo 3 with my kids because we can all be on the same screen with it.
01:02:41.599 --> 01:02:42.400
And they love it.
01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:44.239
They're like, this is just like Minecraft Dungeons.
01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:47.840
And I was like, actually, Minecraft Dungeons is just like this.
01:02:48.000 --> 01:02:48.320
Yeah.
01:02:48.559 --> 01:02:50.079
So I'll have you now.
01:02:50.320 --> 01:02:51.519
They'll be excited about that.
01:02:51.760 --> 01:02:54.239
You also have the Witcher 3, which is getting remastered.
01:02:54.480 --> 01:02:55.199
It comes out later this year.
01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:56.079
No, I don't think it comes out.
01:02:56.239 --> 01:02:56.800
It's not in September.
01:02:56.880 --> 01:02:58.719
I thought somebody was saying at the end of September.
01:02:58.880 --> 01:03:00.079
Did Witcher 4 come out?
01:03:00.159 --> 01:03:01.119
Because I haven't announced that.
01:03:01.280 --> 01:03:02.239
No, so they're doing this.
01:03:02.320 --> 01:03:05.440
They they said they were done after Blood and Wine with Witcher 3.
01:03:05.519 --> 01:03:10.480
And then that because of uh Witcher 4, they're shifting narrative.
01:03:10.719 --> 01:03:13.840
It sounds like this DLC is to help transition that narrative.
01:03:13.920 --> 01:03:15.920
But they're also doing it's free DLC.
01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:18.000
Well, I think you actually do have to pay for the DLC.
01:03:18.159 --> 01:03:18.559
I don't know.
01:03:18.719 --> 01:03:33.760
But they're doing a complete graphics overhaul on the Witcher 3 game for modern consoles and uh PCs, and uh they're including all the gameplay, you know, uh new stuff that's added into the DLC, into the main game as well.
01:03:34.000 --> 01:03:43.360
And I can't remember if it was this or if it was they're talking about for Witcher 4, he's gonna have like the chain that he can spin and fight like almost like a chain uh with a knife on the end or something like that.
01:03:43.599 --> 01:03:44.559
That's Doom.
01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:46.239
I thought it was Witcher.
01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:52.320
I don't know, but uh like you're talking about DLCs, that's that's Doom uh you know the Dark Ages.
01:03:52.719 --> 01:04:00.800
No, no, no, no, the the Witcher, he he had some kind of like ch almost like a silver chain wrapped around his hit hand, and he would throw like a little spike out as he was fighting.
01:04:00.960 --> 01:04:01.519
Oh, I don't know.
01:04:01.599 --> 01:04:02.320
I hadn't seen that one.
01:04:02.480 --> 01:04:07.119
But for for whatever I was watching, they were saying like this is something that he's had in the books for ages and they just never included it in the game.
01:04:07.199 --> 01:04:07.760
And I was like, I don't know.
01:04:07.920 --> 01:04:09.119
I read the books, I don't remember it.
01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:09.840
I don't know.
01:04:10.000 --> 01:04:10.559
Alright.
01:04:11.039 --> 01:04:14.000
So that's all the video games that you need to worry about for now.
01:04:15.039 --> 01:04:16.159
For this month.
01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:19.519
I think that's a good place to stop this episode.
01:04:20.320 --> 01:04:21.199
How about you guys?
01:04:21.360 --> 01:04:24.239
Or is it well?
01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:30.400
I mean, I I think with Halloween coming up, by the time these episodes come out, we should start focusing on some some something scary.
01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:34.159
And then we also have we've done Hocus Pocus.
01:04:34.239 --> 01:04:40.880
I know, but we uh we also need to talk about Call of Duty in one of our next episodes because it'll be coming out in October, and there's a whole new thing going on.
01:04:41.119 --> 01:04:43.360
There's two obscure horror movies.
01:04:43.840 --> 01:04:44.559
I'm good with it.
01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:48.079
Like look, I got a horror movie that I don't think you guys have seen.
01:04:48.239 --> 01:04:50.880
I would like to talk about it, it's a terrible horror movie, but I love it.
01:04:51.039 --> 01:04:51.440
What is it?
01:04:51.519 --> 01:04:52.719
It's called Virus.
01:04:53.039 --> 01:04:55.679
That's the one with uh Jamie Lee Curtis?
01:04:55.760 --> 01:04:55.920
Yes.
01:04:56.000 --> 01:04:56.960
Yeah, I've seen it?
01:04:57.039 --> 01:04:58.880
Yeah, it's been a long time, but I know what it is.
01:04:59.039 --> 01:04:59.280
All right.
01:04:59.360 --> 01:05:00.800
What about I mean we can watch it?
01:05:01.360 --> 01:05:03.360
I've seen it like back in the 90s.
01:05:03.519 --> 01:05:04.719
What about Leviathan?
01:05:04.800 --> 01:05:05.519
Have you seen that one?
01:05:05.840 --> 01:05:06.559
Sounds familiar.
01:05:07.119 --> 01:05:10.800
That's the one where like you see the tentacles on the cover coming up around the corner.
01:05:11.119 --> 01:05:14.960
Oh uh I think you're thinking of the sphere, which is another great movie.
01:05:15.119 --> 01:05:18.800
Um, but Leviathan's got the dude uh Daniel Stern in it.
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:19.199
Okay.
01:05:20.079 --> 01:05:20.320
Marv.
01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:20.559
Yeah.
01:05:20.719 --> 01:05:22.880
I was thinking Sam Neal, but then that's Event Horizon.
01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:25.119
Oh, Vent Horizon, uh, but everybody's seen that one.
01:05:25.199 --> 01:05:26.719
Yeah, so yeah.
01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:27.519
Yeah, I don't know.
01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:29.119
Yeah, yeah, we can come up with something.
01:05:29.360 --> 01:05:33.119
If you got some obscure ones, like I mean, as long as they're not like, you know, Velocipastor 2.
01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:35.119
That's what you guys are all watching.
01:05:35.679 --> 01:05:39.119
We we but yeah, I'm Are we French?
01:05:39.280 --> 01:05:44.719
I think some of those would be uh pretty interesting to see because like not everybody's heard of them, and they're not bad, they're just different.
01:05:44.880 --> 01:05:45.679
Yeah, yeah.
01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:46.880
I think it'd be fun.
01:05:47.280 --> 01:05:49.440
All right, well, bye.
01:05:50.400 --> 01:05:52.239
Get out of my house.