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00:00:12.000Bonjour, good, prevent, hello, governor, and welcome to the UK special edition of Toothpois Podcast.
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00:00:18.640That's right, we are about to take a look at what has been shaping the UK in the last 12 months.
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00:00:25.760And then there comes the moment, the fate, the destiny that awaits us all.
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00:00:30.480We must sit and watch the UK entry.
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00:00:40.719What will they be bringing us this year?
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00:00:42.000Will it be hope?
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00:00:43.200Will it be joy?
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00:00:44.640Will it be so?
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00:00:46.479What has shaped the UK?
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00:00:53.439Well, basically over the last 12 months, for a start, Britain has essentially been running the world's longest experiment.
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00:00:58.240In can technically be stable and still feel like everything's a bit broken?
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00:00:59.840Let's start with the economy.
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00:01:04.319On paper, not bad, not as good as it could have been, but not bad.
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00:01:07.040Growth is technically happening.
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00:01:10.560Inflation is technically coming down.
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00:01:13.840Wages technically rising for some.
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00:01:24.079But in real life, people are looking at their bank accounts like, oh good, uh everything is improving, except my ability to buy anything.
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00:01:27.519Because inflation's still hovering around 3 plus percent.
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00:01:33.040Energy prices keep wobbling up, and household costs continue to rise.
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00:01:36.799So the official message is things are getting better.
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00:01:42.799And the public response is pretty much, well, fantastic, but could they hurry up and arrive?
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00:01:48.959Meanwhile, the government rolled out a budget that promised to fix everything by doing the most British thing imaginable.
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00:01:53.439Quietly raising taxes while insisting everything is fine.
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00:01:56.159It's like being mugged by someone apologizing.
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00:01:58.079Terribly sorry.
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00:02:01.760Just just go freeze your tax thresholds until twenty thirty-one.
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00:02:02.400Lovely.
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00:02:02.879Thanks.
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00:02:03.359Cheers.
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00:02:14.879They also promise to ease the cost of living, cut energy bills a bit, raise wages a bit, freeze train fares a bit, which is great.
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00:02:18.719If your finances are currently held together by a bit.
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00:02:27.680Now politically, oh boy, the political system has turned into a reality show where there's no one winning, but everyone is still on air.
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00:02:31.439The government's been under pressure to prove it can actually deliver things.
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00:02:35.120It's pretty much safe to say public patience has run out.
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00:02:40.000And voters, voters have decided, you know what, this situation needs more parties.
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00:02:46.240Support for the traditional big parties is dropping while newer and smaller ones are gaining ground.
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00:02:53.439So Britain has gone from a tidy two-party system to a chaotic group chat where nobody can agree on what takeaway to get.
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00:02:57.520And through it all, there's this underlying vibe, this national mood.
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00:03:02.560Not panic, not collapse, just persistent low-grade sighing.
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00:03:11.919Whole show people's expectations are getting lower, and people are expecting recession, unrest, and things generally to get worse.
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00:03:19.120Public services are under strain, the NHS is overwhelmed, and millions are still struggling with basic living costs.
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00:03:23.840So if you had to sum up the UK in the last year, look, it's not a total disaster movie.
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00:03:25.439It's not a comeback story.
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00:03:27.840It's more sort of in a holding pattern.
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00:03:40.159It's a country trying to fix itself while simultaneously arguing about how to fix itself, while also discovering the repair costs actually cost more than expected and possibly more than they have.
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00:03:41.759And that's the story of Britain.
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00:03:44.400Britain hasn't collapsed, Britain hasn't soared.
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00:03:46.080It's just enduring.
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00:03:57.439Like a very polite passenger on a delayed train, repeatedly checking the departure board, watching the time push back again and again, and still somehow saying, well, at least it's not cancelled.
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00:04:00.479So what's been happening across the rest of the UK?
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00:04:12.400Well, in Wales, back in January of 2025, the Met Office issued a yellow weather warning for snow in Wales for the weekend of 4th to 5th of January.
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00:04:24.639I may not be a weather presenter, but I am very confident in advising everyone out there to always avoid the yellow snow, not just in January.
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00:04:37.600Cardiff University announced it was going to close its music and modern language departments, then promptly turned around and said they would not be closing their music and modern language departments.
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00:04:43.199Probably because some people directed some modern language words towards them.
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00:04:51.199On the 30th of May, an upgrade to the A465 road, which began in 2002.
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00:05:00.319That's right, an upgrade which has taken 23 years is finally completed at the cost of 2 billion pounds.
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00:05:02.480That's one hell of a pothole.
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00:05:14.879In October of 2025, the Welsh government announced that European beavers are to become a protected species in Wales, bringing it in line with England and Scotland.
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00:05:15.759That's right.
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00:05:18.879Protect your beaver at all cost.
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00:05:33.120Meanwhile, in Scotland, Scotland continued to lead in renewable energy, particularly in wind power, and continues its ambitious goal to become a net zero emission nation by 2045.
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00:05:37.439Oh look, they say it's ambitious, but 2045?
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00:05:40.879That's not that's 20 years away.
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00:05:42.079That's not ambitious.
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00:05:50.95920 years! I'm lucky if I make plans 20 days ahead.
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00:05:56.560That and the average ferry fare in Scotland has increased by 10%.
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00:05:58.720Shocking.
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00:06:06.480Just when you thought the ferry news wasn't bad enough, Scotland then had to adjure an attack.
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00:06:13.680Well, i.e., an attack, others may describe it as a visit from the President Donald Trump.
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00:06:20.959An independent review found that the Scottish police force was sexist misogynist.
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00:06:31.839And in October, MPs gave their backing to proposals to create a new criminal offence for dog theft, punishable by five years' imprisonment.
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00:06:34.240Something we can finally get behind.
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00:06:39.120So the UK has chosen Look Mum No Computer.
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00:06:43.279Now, Look Mum No Computer is in fact Sam Battle.
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00:06:46.399Now let's talk about Look Mum No Computer.
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00:06:50.639Because at some point in human history, we said, you know what music needs?
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00:06:59.120And then this guy shows up like, cool, I'll just build my own out of literal garbage and turn it into a rave.
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00:07:11.759Here's the deal Look Mum no Computer is basically one man, Stambattle, who decided that instead of buying synth like a normal person, he would become the IKEA of synth, but with more of a fire hazard.
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00:07:16.399This builds musical instruments out of things that should absolutely not make music.
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00:07:20.240Furbies, Game Boys, old telephones, washing machines.
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00:07:24.319It's like if Frankenstein went into electronic music instead of medicine.
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00:07:28.879In 2011, he first came up with the concept for a Furby synthesizer.
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00:07:30.639He calls the Furby organ.
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00:07:35.519And it was completed in 2018 using 44 Furbies.
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00:07:42.560In 2013, Sam launched his YouTube channel, which at first mainly just showed videos for his band.
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00:07:47.839But when that ended in 2016, this is when the mad scientist videos began.
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00:07:49.759But here's the sneaky genius part.
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00:07:53.040Under all the chaos, it actually teaches people stuff.
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00:07:58.319You watch one video and suddenly you're like, wait, could I build a synthesizer?
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00:08:03.120And then three hours later you're Googling, is hot glue electrically conductive?
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00:08:05.120And is that legally a problem?
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00:08:11.279So basically, look mom no computer is part musician, part inventor, part mad scientist.
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00:08:17.680As of May 2026, his YouTube channel has garnered over 91 million views.
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00:08:26.480As well as music, he presents a travel docuseries called Jungle Rock TV, where he travels around Europe making musical instruments and performing.
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00:08:33.440In 2025, he announced a video game called Look Mum No Computer, published by Head Up Games.
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00:08:38.720The game was released on Steam in 2025 and for consoles on 2026.
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00:08:44.080But in 2025, the game was nominated for the German Developer Award for Best Audio Design.
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00:08:49.759But when he's not doing that, Battle runs a permanent exhibition in Ramsgate in Kent.
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00:08:56.960So after the chaos of Eurovision 2026, you can get more Look Mum No Computer.
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00:09:04.080His exhibition houses a collection of vintage synthesizers, experimental music, electronics.
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00:09:08.639The exhibition is named This Museum Is Not Obsolete.
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00:09:17.519It opened in August of 2021 and features items that he has personally billed alongside historical pieces of musical equipment.
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00:09:23.519So I have just watched the entry for the UK for 2026 at Eurovision.
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00:09:27.200Look, Mum, No Computer, with Eins Zwei Dry.
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00:09:34.480Now, you all know my longstanding opinion of recent songs that the UK sends.
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00:09:38.080It gives me absolutely no pleasure in saying this.
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00:09:43.519But this is absolutely freaking fantastic.
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00:09:44.720I love it.
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00:09:56.879Finally, the UK has pulled the stick from their b and is showing and embracing and displaying that dry British humor that we love.
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00:09:58.879This is ridiculously fun.
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00:10:03.840I mean, don't get me wrong, the juries will absolutely detest to this.
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00:10:13.679But honestly, this feels like the most I this feels like the most authentic UK performance we have seen, not just in years, but decades.
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00:10:18.559This guy is just out for a good old-fashioned laugh and a pint.
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00:10:24.080And everyone in the comments on YouTube seems to have the same opinion.
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00:10:31.759One of my favorite comments is basically someone who said, Oh, look, here's a guy singing about how shit it is in Britain and he can't wait to leave.
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00:10:34.960This is the most accurate British song I have seen.
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00:10:36.960A bit of interesting trivia.
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00:10:43.120This song, the UK entry, actually features more German than the German entry.
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00:10:44.639This one's an absolute bop.
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00:10:46.639I've played this a couple of times over.
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00:10:48.960You can't help but dance around to this one.
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00:10:49.840Is it gonna win?
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00:10:51.519No, I don't even care.
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00:11:03.519I think, and this is the irony, I think the UK is actually gonna get some points this year for this song, which I would absolutely throw a riot if this song got zero points.
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00:11:22.480But at the same time, it would be perfect because Sam Bettle has actually said in interviews, he understands the assignment, he gets the joke, he says he is all ready, he has designs ready to go that look mum no computer is gonna start selling t-shirts that says look mum no points.
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00:11:29.039It is fun, it is unassuming, and for anyone who asks, pony is 25 pounds.
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00:11:34.639This is the last video in the series, and to be honest, oh, I have been holding on to this news.
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00:11:43.679I have actually listened to the song a little while ago, and I've been listening to it on repeat, and I have been desperate to let someone know.
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00:11:48.480And no one is more shocked than me, but I love this song.
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00:11:50.720This is one of my favorites of the year.
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00:11:52.080I don't think it's gonna win.
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00:11:54.960I don't think it's gonna be anywhere near the pop.
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00:11:57.039But UK, I love this.
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00:11:58.720This is what we want from you.
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00:12:00.799This is you, we love it.
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00:12:04.000I was about to be like, Whew, that's it, we're all done.
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00:12:05.360Oh, sigh of relief.
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00:12:14.720I've put so much work into all of these little short videos, these little snippets at the countries at Eurovision this year, the artists and the song.
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00:12:20.080Let me know what you think about this format, if this is something that I should continue for next year as well.
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00:12:25.279I did also just remember I still haven't done the Australian version.
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00:12:26.639I just don't want to.
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00:12:27.600I've gotta be honest.
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00:12:29.200I hate Delta Gudrun.
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00:12:31.120Honestly, I think she's terrible.
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00:12:36.080It's she's the kind of performer I would have expected the UK of years have passed to send.
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00:12:37.840Alright.
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00:12:40.480Once more onto the breach, dear friends.
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00:12:42.799Once more onto the breach.
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00:12:44.159Well done, UK.
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00:12:44.720Well done.