S2 E1: Off With a Bangor

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[UNKNOWN]: D&D arc is an absurd, over-the-top comedy horror adventure that is intended for older audiences.
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[UNKNOWN]: Content warnings can be found in the episode descriptions.
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[UNKNOWN]: Hello and welcome to season 2 of D&D arc!
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[UNKNOWN]: A comedy horror adventure, actual play podcast, loosely based on Athlinder's second edition remastered, and starring some of history's most mysterious monsters.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm Danger Dangers, and I am your host, slash, cryptid keeper.
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[UNKNOWN]: Without further ado, let's begin the official second season of Dien Dark.
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[UNKNOWN]: Cryptid Quest.
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[UNKNOWN]: The year was 1880X, and reality was ruptured.
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[UNKNOWN]: A cataclysmic event caused hundreds of extra-dimensional portals to other realms to spawn across the globe.
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[UNKNOWN]: The tears were quickly sewn shut, but not before a great many things fell through the cracks, and the scars of those tears have never fully healed.
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[UNKNOWN]: The year was 1890X in a land kind of sort of like the United States, it's the US and society has begun to grow accustomed to the presence of the bizarre.
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[UNKNOWN]: As entertainment magnate PT Barnum successfully sensationalized these audits.
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[UNKNOWN]: However, his sudden and unexpected death left a vacuum, waiting to be filled.
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[UNKNOWN]: And every major city across the country sprung into an arms race to capitalize on the cryptid craze.
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[UNKNOWN]: The year was 19OX.
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[UNKNOWN]: Multiple incidents across major cities have caused a backlash against these anomalies.
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[UNKNOWN]: The authorities began to force these creatures back into the shadows, paving the way for multiple organizations to form with the express purpose of finding, capturing, and rehabilitating these cryptids.
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[UNKNOWN]: The year was 19X-teed.
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[UNKNOWN]: and cryptids had been mostly removed from society, either forced back into hiding or detained, the frequency of wild cryptid encounters dwindled and doubts about their stories began to take hold.
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[UNKNOWN]: Many of them being relegated once again to tall tales and fables.
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[UNKNOWN]: The year was 1920 X, and between mismanagement, legal disputes, and turbulent market forces, only two detainment entities remain.
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[UNKNOWN]: The government's off-record facility at Area 51, and the Cirque du-crypt, with knowledge of Area 51 kept under lock and key, the Circus, run by PT Barnum's formerly disgraced and disowned nephew.
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[UNKNOWN]: became the only legal way to experience the oddities and anomalies of North America.
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[UNKNOWN]: The year is 1930X and the collapse of the stock market and onset of the Great Depression has threatened the bottom line of the CIRC decrypt.
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[UNKNOWN]: In order to keep business booming in these desperate times, they've resorted to seeking out and tearing open the seams holding shut the tears in reality.
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[UNKNOWN]: In order to bring in bigger and more astonishing spectacles to the big top.
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[UNKNOWN]: which brings us to today in Bangor, Maine, where the Cirque du Crypt is open for business on the eve of its newest arriving attraction.
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[UNKNOWN]: A moderate, but disappointingly sized crowd, funnels into the circus tent.
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[UNKNOWN]: The air buzzes with anticipation as they take their seats.
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[UNKNOWN]: The lights dim and a spotlight shines on the center ring.
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[UNKNOWN]: A woman, in a magician's outfit, stands beside a partly older man, with disheveled white hair, a scraggly beard and a drunken sway.
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[UNKNOWN]: The man steadies himself on the upright microphone, straightens out his green pinstripe suit, and adjusts a matching top hat and announces.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Cirque DuCript.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm the proprietor of this greatest establishment.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thomas Barnum.
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[UNKNOWN]: The woman quickly and aggressively whispers to him, Tom, you're not legally allowed to use that name.
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[UNKNOWN]: Well, it's my name, Dammit, and I'm going to use it.
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[UNKNOWN]: When my uncle, the great PT Barnum, once promised, the greatest show on earth, well, what you're going to see from us today, here, is a greatest show then even beyond earth.
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[UNKNOWN]: or any of the other planets serve realms beyond our own.
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[UNKNOWN]: So prepare yourselves for a spectacle beyond your wildest dreams.
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[UNKNOWN]: He poses and stumbles to awkward applause.
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[UNKNOWN]: And I'll hand things over to our lovely ringleader for tonight, the lovely and talented Mariana Vonda.
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[UNKNOWN]: He stumbles out of the way and a very, very frustrated woman in a standard Magician's Garb, long-flowing coat tails, fishnet stockings, a red string tie and top hat.
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[UNKNOWN]: Steps up to the microphone.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you, everyone.
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[UNKNOWN]: Let's hear it for our eccentric owner.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thomas Perrin, who has no formal legal association with the famous baron family.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
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[UNKNOWN]: And without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, the real show can begin.
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[UNKNOWN]: prepare yourselves to be amazed, odd, and frightened by sights, you can't and won't see anywhere else.
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[UNKNOWN]: Things from beyond this world, things that defy explanation, at things that go bump in the night.
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[UNKNOWN]: Our first act, ladies and gentlemen.
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[UNKNOWN]: He's a terrifying omen of calamity, a dark specter, looming over Appalachia.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the mock man of Point Pleasant West Virginia!
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[UNKNOWN]: And they go fucking crazy, of course.
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[UNKNOWN]: Of course, Aaron, please introduce yourself, your character and your circus act.
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[UNKNOWN]: Howdy y'all, I'm Aaron and I'm playing the mothman as far as classes go things are a little bit different, but you can consider me as angling towards a paladin.
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[UNKNOWN]: If champion of the great flame sounds good to you, we can do that as your moniker.
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[UNKNOWN]: It sounds so fucking sick.
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[UNKNOWN]: excuse me, excuse me, Dark Souls was a handful of campaigns ago, and for the circus act after Mariana has said that the lights clung into darkness, and the audience starts by seeing two red shining orbs peering through the darkness, and then
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[UNKNOWN]: They can't quite see this yet, but the Mothman takes a double-edged like torch thing for fire-dancing.
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[UNKNOWN]: Opens his Ma, which is a predator-style quadro-opening mouth, puts one end in, pulls it out, and it is a flame, puts the other end in, pulls it out, it is now a flame, and he does an elaborate fire-dance moving around the tent.
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[UNKNOWN]: and lighting like torches that have been set up.
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[UNKNOWN]: So by the end, there is like light again for everyone to see the fire dance.
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[UNKNOWN]: It is very enthusiastic.
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[UNKNOWN]: As for how good it is, I assume there's a role.
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[UNKNOWN]: There it is.
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[UNKNOWN]: I will have you make a DC-12 acrobatics check.
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[UNKNOWN]: You got it.
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[UNKNOWN]: Well, thank you for that DC because I rolled a fucking 12.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, it is exactly competent.
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[UNKNOWN]: that is a success.
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[UNKNOWN]: So for the listeners, I am keeping a score of how everyone's performances are and based on what score they accumulate in total will determine future things later on in this session.
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[UNKNOWN]: So you have scored one point from that performance.
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[UNKNOWN]: It is a competent performance.
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[UNKNOWN]: Everything goes off without a hitch.
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[UNKNOWN]: If there's any additional detail you would like to describe, please do so.
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[UNKNOWN]: As the dance is going on, slowly the edges of the stick are burning down until it's like very small.
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[UNKNOWN]: And then mock that dance by just woo!
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[UNKNOWN]: Consuming it, and then does his ball, and then leaves.
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[UNKNOWN]: Excellent.
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[UNKNOWN]: There is a round of applause.
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[UNKNOWN]: The audience is engaged and captivated.
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[UNKNOWN]: And Mariana steps back into the ring, and announces
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[UNKNOWN]: What a frightful display, everyone, but we're only just getting started.
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[UNKNOWN]: We now present to you an act of comedy, revelry, and nimbleness, from our cadre of Kentankerous clowns, led by the one and only, Louie Lapping Star.
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[UNKNOWN]: Woo!
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[UNKNOWN]: That's terrible.
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[UNKNOWN]: And special thanks to our patron Lenning 13 for the first of our patron submitted NPCs.
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[UNKNOWN]: This is a new perk that we are rolling out for our acolyte to your patrons.
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[UNKNOWN]: You have the ability if you sign up for our patron at the acolyte tier to submit NPC ideas into a pool for us to potentially use as side characters and camios in this campaign or our other campaigns.
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[UNKNOWN]: For more information, go to patreon.com slash dndarkpodcast.
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[UNKNOWN]: a row of about 10 clouds runs out into the center of the ring led by one in the front in a green clown uniform with green excess over the eyes, as they are all bearing ropes and matted or capes.
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[UNKNOWN]: They are followed by a large reptilian creature that kind of resembles a Chinese lion dance, the costumes that are brought out for those types of parades.
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[UNKNOWN]: It resembles that with horns, spikes, fangs, and claws, and they are announced as they step forward.
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[UNKNOWN]: What's them to fight?
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[UNKNOWN]: As they have ate, the fearsome hunting beast of Rhinelander Wisconsin.
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[UNKNOWN]: And from the cage, the door swings open and aggravated by the flashing lights and the movement in front of it.
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[UNKNOWN]: The Hodag readys itself up to charge and bursts forward.
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[UNKNOWN]: All of the clouds are in a line in the way, and they wanted a time leap to the side, letting it through as it ferales forward towards Louis Lathenstock with a ring-bink matted or cake who latches it, nimbley dodges to the side as the Hodag swings past it.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, you're gonna have to try harder than that, don't you know?
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[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, God, we're killing Louis.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh no, hold ag, swings back around, charges again, and Louis definitely jumped to the side once more and his pants fall down.
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[UNKNOWN]: As the hold ag swings around again, he bends over to pull his pants back up and stands up just in time to get hit.
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[UNKNOWN]: We're on the back by a charging gigantic beast and he is lodged 30 feet into the air Strambling and flailing as he swings up into the sky the other ten clowns panic come together like a fire brigade and stretch out a giant woopy cushion
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[UNKNOWN]: And positioning themselves perfectly beneath to catch him.
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[UNKNOWN]: He lands with a resounding fart.
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[UNKNOWN]: All of the children bust up giggling and laughing.
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[UNKNOWN]: It was pretty good.
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[UNKNOWN]: He rolls off the woppy cushion, sweating profusely, and breathing a little heavily.
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[UNKNOWN]: As of all of the clowns bow, he shakily also bows, and they all sprint off stage.
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[UNKNOWN]: As they sprint, the Hodag chases after them.
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[UNKNOWN]: They lure it back into its cage.
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[UNKNOWN]: The floor swings back up.
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[UNKNOWN]: It is once again walled off and wheeled out.
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[UNKNOWN]: And Mariano, once again, takes center stage.
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[UNKNOWN]: Give it up for the clouds, everyone.
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[UNKNOWN]: Alright, this circus is pretty good.
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[UNKNOWN]: You've seen thrills.
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[UNKNOWN]: You've seen chills, but now, for something entirely unpredictable, the devilish trickster from the pine barrens of New Jersey.
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[UNKNOWN]: Give it up for John Doe, the Everyman!
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, Jason, please introduce yourself, your character, and your act.
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[UNKNOWN]: Hello, I'm Jason, and I will be playing the Jersey Devil.
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[UNKNOWN]: As this character waits a beat to cause Mariana to sweat a bit and to allow anticipation to build, he waits for her to call his name again.
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[UNKNOWN]: Seems like someone's being a bit of a diva today.
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[UNKNOWN]: I said, give it up for John Doe, the every man.
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[UNKNOWN]: Woo!
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[UNKNOWN]: As she calls his name again, a dark raven shoots out in front and drops a smoke bomb.
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[UNKNOWN]: The smoke has glitter that shimmers in it.
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[UNKNOWN]: Walks down the center, almost kind of like a catwalk, and begins to do a dance almost in time with the swoops and dives and rises with the raven.
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[UNKNOWN]: And just as they are, what looks like is about to collide to those that are aware of circus family members, there is a shine to one of his eyes.
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[UNKNOWN]: And he cast Pet Cash before they collide.
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[UNKNOWN]: And the Raven swoops inside.
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[UNKNOWN]: Hell yeah!
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[UNKNOWN]: and what everyone else sees at the end of it is a tall humanoid type character only defined by their horns and red hair.
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[UNKNOWN]: The skin is a bit more pinkish.
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[UNKNOWN]: They of course have their nice fluffy almost aviator like coat and they enjoy all the attention that is being brought to them right now.
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[UNKNOWN]: Excellent.
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[UNKNOWN]: Roll me.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to give you deception for this one and also DC-12.
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[UNKNOWN]: 23.
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[UNKNOWN]: Wow!
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[UNKNOWN]: Go JD!
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[UNKNOWN]: God damn, so that is a critical success.
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[UNKNOWN]: In Pathfinder, crits are not only on a natural 20 year natural one, but if you roll 10 above or 10 below the target DC, so with a critical success, that is two points added to the total tally, and describe to me what about this performance makes this particular night exceptional compared to the other ones.
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[UNKNOWN]: What makes this night a bit more exceptional is the fact that he's kind of figured out the timing.
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[UNKNOWN]: He knows when to walk on stage because the acts that preceded him kind of get everyone, let's just go with a PG word and just say, juice stuff.
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[UNKNOWN]: They're waiting for the next act, and he knows that by making them wait, making them want it, that's when he strikes.
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[UNKNOWN]: And then, as the performance is ending, he stands there for certainly too long, and he will wait until Ariana calls for the next one, and as soon as the next one comes, that's when he will realize, oh, that's right, I have to share.
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[UNKNOWN]: She will step forward beside you and say, What a spectacular show.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you, everyone.
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[UNKNOWN]: Give one more round of applause to John Doe, the every man.
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[UNKNOWN]: Now, I believe what our show needs from here is a little more comedic relief.
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[UNKNOWN]: Someone less you would like to partake alongside the clouds.
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[UNKNOWN]: We need to make some more room.
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[UNKNOWN]: For Louis laughing.
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[UNKNOWN]: As Judy walks back stage, Waffman's like, that was so good.
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[UNKNOWN]: You're amazing.
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[UNKNOWN]: I noticed you missed your cue.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'll just say one last thing, unless someone is escorting him back to his space, he's going to go over to the livestock that is not in the show at the night and stick around and kind of hang out there watching the rest of the show, but then also just lighting up the cigarette to enjoy the night.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, absolutely.
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[UNKNOWN]: So the clowns make their way out one more time and a few of them are writing on the back of a 15-foot tall gigantic snapping turtle.
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[UNKNOWN]: Mariana steps out of the way with the microphone once more time reintroducing them.
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[UNKNOWN]: Alongside the beast of Bosco in the Anna!
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[UNKNOWN]: Woooo!
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[UNKNOWN]: You didn't even mention it!
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[UNKNOWN]: And Louis Lappin stock along with the rest of his clowns come out with arm folds of cabbages and pumpkins and they begin to start juggling them.
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[UNKNOWN]: and they toss them back and forth to one another, doing all kinds of juggling tricks around and in proximity to this giant cantic snapping turtle.
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[UNKNOWN]: Who periodically in time with their tosses will snap them out of the air and swallow them whole.
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[UNKNOWN]: They maneuver around due trick shots, ricocheting them off the walls of the tent.
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[UNKNOWN]: One pumpkin gets kind of stuck up in the trapezius area.
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[UNKNOWN]: And once they finish the act, they pause for a beat, do a slight bow, and Louie giving some praise to the beast.
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[UNKNOWN]: Says, oh, you've been a good boy now, you hear?
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[UNKNOWN]: Bring it in for a scooch, and goes up, arms outstretched, to hug the beast.
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[UNKNOWN]: And the pumpkin, from up on the trapeze, falls directly into his hands.
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[UNKNOWN]: With a horrified look on his face, the beast instinctively snatches out for the pumpkin, grabs it, and tears through the front of Louie's shirt.
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[UNKNOWN]: He screams and stumbles as his hands begin to redden and he is clutching his chest.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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[UNKNOWN]: And he says, woof, that was a close one there.
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[UNKNOWN]: Holy bucket, that was almost a gunner.
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[UNKNOWN]: Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
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[UNKNOWN]: Give it up one more for the lot of the lads of Louis Lamping stock, everyone.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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[UNKNOWN]: from out of time, and out of place, a special import, all the way from Europe.
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[UNKNOWN]: Open your eyes, ladies and gentlemen, and behold, the legendary ancient entity of the lakes, the Loch Ness Monster!
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah!
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[UNKNOWN]: Woo!
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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
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[UNKNOWN]: Then, please introduce yourself, your character, and your act.
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[UNKNOWN]: Uh, hello, my name is Daniel Cruz.
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[UNKNOWN]: I will be playing the Loch Ness Monster accent to be incoming in a minute.
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[UNKNOWN]: And I will be playing our Barbarian this time of the year.
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[UNKNOWN]: So I don't have any spells to worry about, so that would be fun.
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[UNKNOWN]: So for the Loch Ness Monsters Act, can we say that they wheel in a giant tank of water and there's mermaids swimming around and they people are watching, they're doing beautiful flips, surfacing to get air because in our real mermaids, meanwhile down at the bottom there's this ominous thing lurking.
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[UNKNOWN]: It swims back and forth.
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[UNKNOWN]: People get brief glimpses of it and then eventually as one of the marines is like Weaning to the crowd of this beast's neck Rears up slowly behind it people are shouting at all men.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's too quiet to look behind you.
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[UNKNOWN]: It opens its mouth wide
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm a mermaid and plunges her down onto the water and the other mermaid's freak out and try to swim away as they are also and then we're just head up again and let's have a swim or it's just trying to scare everybody.
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[UNKNOWN]: That sounds to me like intimidation and go ahead and add a plus one circumstance bonus because of the success of the prior acts.
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[UNKNOWN]: Awesome, look for 12, right?
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[UNKNOWN]: Looking for a DC 12, yes.
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[UNKNOWN]: 14, 15, 16, 17.
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[UNKNOWN]: 17.
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[UNKNOWN]: So that is a success.
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[UNKNOWN]: That is another point to your Italian total.
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[UNKNOWN]: So everything goes off without a hitch.
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[UNKNOWN]: If there is additional detail you would like to add, please do so.
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[UNKNOWN]: The additional detail is for after the real offstage.
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[UNKNOWN]: He moves out of the way and the three mermaids surface up again.
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[UNKNOWN]: He comes up and says, Lasas, you did a fantastic job.
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[UNKNOWN]: I think they
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[UNKNOWN]: I need some subtitles for that guy.
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[UNKNOWN]: You're like, swiping like, plays just worse to lie than out of their hair, but they're used to it at this point.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, God!
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[UNKNOWN]: They're thinking you're for the compliments while they are aggressively quick changing for the next act.
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[UNKNOWN]: Exactly.
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[UNKNOWN]: He's like lifting his head to the writing up, so they can get out easier.
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[UNKNOWN]: Mariana Vondo, once again, steps up to the center.
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[UNKNOWN]: Now for a horror that's a little more local.
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[UNKNOWN]: We will bring out our dancers once again for another death-defying escape from the deranged insane asylum-escapies from down the way.
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[UNKNOWN]: We've dressed them up to cover up their hideous deformities and make them less frightening to the likes of you but make no mistake.
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[UNKNOWN]: The Connecticut melonheads are out from blood.
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[UNKNOWN]: Not the kinetic of melonheads.
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[UNKNOWN]: And the dancers begin to come back out one at a time, accompanied by little plant-like creatures with bodies made of roots and vines and heads that are literal melon.
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[UNKNOWN]: If you were to take a closer inspection, you would see that they are entirely hollow.
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[UNKNOWN]: These are not-in-fact costumes.
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[UNKNOWN]: They are living plant creatures.
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[UNKNOWN]: These little guys are called leshes.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, okay.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, okay.
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[UNKNOWN]: I fucking love these guys.
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[UNKNOWN]: What the hell?
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[UNKNOWN]: Hey, everyone, they're coming with us.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, absolutely.
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[UNKNOWN]: They make their way out, forming effectively a garden as they root themselves down into the ground and hide away.
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[UNKNOWN]: The dancers begin to do a choreograph routine moving through and around them, and one of the time they pop up behind.
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[UNKNOWN]: and in time with their movements and their dances, they spring up, they fain fear as they athletically bob and weave back and forth, mimicking a chase.
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[UNKNOWN]: They've got these very unconvincing and fake-looking knives, and they chase them around doing half-hearted Halloween slasher stabs.
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[UNKNOWN]: As the dancers dodge weave, dip, sweep, spin around, they circle the stage, they dazzle the crowd, they bow, and then they all make their lead.
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[UNKNOWN]: The audience applaud.
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[UNKNOWN]: Mom, can I have one?
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[UNKNOWN]: I'll check the key, I'll scan the way out.
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[UNKNOWN]: And Mariana waits for the applause to die down, straightens her string tie, and says, Now ladies and gentlemen, the one you've all been waiting for, the biggest name in the cryptid game, the elusive Sasquatch of the Pacific Northwest, the captivating, the infamous, the one, the only big foots
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[UNKNOWN]: It's a meter so big!
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[UNKNOWN]: Ben, please introduce yourself, your character, and your act.
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[UNKNOWN]: Hello, everyone.
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[UNKNOWN]: My name is Ben Magnet, and I play Ciscoach or Bigfoot.
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[UNKNOWN]: And my act is...
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to be showing off amazing feats of strength.
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[UNKNOWN]: And actually, I'm really glad I went after the melon heads, because I'm also going to be doing a little bit of a magic thing as well.
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[UNKNOWN]: So what I enter, I'm just non-shalantly, I'm just laser-focused and right on the spotlight, there are three massive logs.
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[UNKNOWN]: Like these huge ass logs, and what I'm going to do is I'm going to not just pick one up, but I'm going to pick up all three of them.
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[UNKNOWN]: And at the end, I'm going to go to a spot where one of the
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[UNKNOWN]: to make a bit of a vegetation grow, and hopefully a little baby millet hits sprung out, run around and enjoy its kin.
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[UNKNOWN]: Excellent.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'll have you roll athletics for the tree trunks, and then I will have you roll your spell modifier for the Rousing Splash, which I believe is a plus five.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
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[UNKNOWN]: Both DC-12, I'm going to average your two and count it as one result.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, that is a 14.
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[UNKNOWN]: 14, that is a success.
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[UNKNOWN]: And then same DC also 12 for the rousing splash.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
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[UNKNOWN]: Uh, dang it, I rolled two.
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[UNKNOWN]: All right, so that would be a success and a critical fail.
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[UNKNOWN]: So that is going to average out to a standard fail.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, man.
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[UNKNOWN]: That will be a plus zero added to the cumulative score.
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[UNKNOWN]: No.
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[UNKNOWN]: Something about this act goes wrong.
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[UNKNOWN]: Tell me what it is.
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[UNKNOWN]: So Sasquatch has been with a circus for quite a while, and when he's ready in the spell, trying to get his inner connection with nature, the soil is just spats oil.
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[UNKNOWN]: And nothing really can grow out of there.
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[UNKNOWN]: So what he uses the water, you see tiny bits of foiliage, but it's not anything grand or beautiful.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's just, it looks green, but then it instantly, whether it's in dyes, because it's not getting any nutrients.
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[UNKNOWN]: Sasquatch just looks down, looks around, and just takes a big sigh.
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[UNKNOWN]: and goes, there's no enough laughing this area to make more life, it's just a shame.
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[UNKNOWN]: And also he just thinks back to when before they got there, that the area was this beautiful lush meadow, beautiful lush forest and they kind of just messed it up and gold those did over to put the circus tent up.
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[UNKNOWN]: So he just looks over to Mariana, just shakes his head and quietly slunks
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[UNKNOWN]: I will say you are in close enough proximity to the upright mic that that was picked up and heard around the crowd and They're a little bit bummed by that as they have hardly a flawed and are mildly confused by the PSA Mariana steps back up.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yes, and look that be a lesson to all of us to be kinder to nature Big for everyone now when we do have
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[UNKNOWN]: We have saved the artist of our oddities, for last.
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[UNKNOWN]: Place your eyes to the sky, ladies and gentlemen, and watch as the extraterrestrial invaders from outer space traverse the high robes.
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[UNKNOWN]: Give it up, everyone.
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[UNKNOWN]: For the elephant man, a Pasca colon Mississippi!
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[UNKNOWN]: and in the high ropes, spotlights, draw attention to these two stereotypical tin can robots.
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[UNKNOWN]: They are humanoid and shape with cylindrical heads that have no facial features, but a series of carrot-like spikes that protrude from them at odd angles.
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[UNKNOWN]: They have thin, nudely arms that come down to points that look like lobster claws and their feet bunch up almost like elephant feet.
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[UNKNOWN]: and they have a texture running through of them that is wrinkled the way that an elephant skin is wrinkled.
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[UNKNOWN]: They are sitting on a couple of swings up at the top that are straining under their weight as they are extremely dense, and they both lift themselves up to stand on the swings and they, as the swings pivot back and forth, gyroscopically stay perfectly level and upright, no matter what angle the swings are at,
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[UNKNOWN]: They begin to try to move them to pick up speed and eventually leap towards trapeze bars and rungs.
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[UNKNOWN]: They collect down on them with their claws and swing past each other as they again groan and buckle under the weight.
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[UNKNOWN]: They let go and very slowly they flip, but because their gyroscope is fighting them every step of the way it is the slowest and stiffest backflip That is possible before they land back on the swings
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[UNKNOWN]: as they again stay perfectly centered with their gyroscopes and they swing over to some ladders that they thunder on down as they snap snap snap snap snap snap snap and very mechanically and remotely make their way back down to the floor.
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[UNKNOWN]: the audience, cheers and applause, but not as much as would be hoped for.
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[UNKNOWN]: And Mariana runs back to the center and says, what's that a finale or what's that a finale?
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[UNKNOWN]: Mmm.
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[UNKNOWN]: Seems like we need something a little more.
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[UNKNOWN]: Did anybody call for an encore?
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, sure.
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[UNKNOWN]: I can't hear you, I can't, did anybody call for it?
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[UNKNOWN]: I think it is really hard to discover specifically.
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[UNKNOWN]: She moderns under a breath, good enough.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ladies and gentlemen, we do have one more act waiting in the wings.
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[UNKNOWN]: Perhaps the most bizarre of the creatures that we have to display for you here tonight.
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[UNKNOWN]: An entity from beyond the stars, the enigmatic, the unsettling, the uncanny,
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, no, Max, I got it.
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[UNKNOWN]: Jordi, please introduce yourself, your character, and your act.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yes, so I am playing ROS-i-e-3 or colloquially known as Rosie.
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[UNKNOWN]: They are the famous little gray alien.
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[UNKNOWN]: and they are a multi-class psychic inventor and for the start of their act, you see the lights in the tent start to flicker and go a little weird and a little funny.
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[UNKNOWN]: And then, almost like there is a warping of time in space, you see something with incredible speed, but not the movement to match it, bam, things through the center, and there is this mysterious, uh, as this weird creature from outside of the galaxy is standing before everyone.
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[UNKNOWN]: and they will hold out their hands great suspense in the air and they will say I hold libraries of knowledge from beyond the stars through time and space knowledge inconceivable to simple minds like your own I for my act will answer any question proposed to me
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[UNKNOWN]: What's increased people on me?
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[UNKNOWN]: Unconceivable is a... One second.
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[UNKNOWN]: You probably got dictionary.com, are we seriously doing that right now?
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[UNKNOWN]: Maybe.
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[UNKNOWN]: And conceivable is an adjective of the English language, meaning impossible to comprehend or fully grasp something unlikely or surprising.
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[UNKNOWN]: You over there question any question from great beyond to dark one.
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[UNKNOWN]: I never find love.
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[UNKNOWN]: Well, um...
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[UNKNOWN]: You over there, pointing to the other side of the theater.
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[UNKNOWN]: Any question, dark thoughts for God in the fight, love?
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[UNKNOWN]: Anybody want to see some psychic juggly?
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[UNKNOWN]: Ooh, look, I can juggle without tans.
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[UNKNOWN]: I just want to know the airspeaver lost to you, but I'm late in swallow.
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[UNKNOWN]: Depends if it's European or whatever, look at this.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
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[UNKNOWN]: Just swirling little juggling orbs in the air, and it goes over the audience members.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's swirling all around.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's mechanically so simple and so easy for Rose to do this.
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[UNKNOWN]: All the eyes are on like the spinning orbs, maybe they're used to look like planets circling around the sun, any odd shapes.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's no bothered or Rosey, but where they are sitting in the middle of the theater, they're like, they simply don't ever understand.
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[UNKNOWN]: Finally, you're gonna get out of this damn place and then at the end they will all swirl in front of Rosie and then collide to the ground.
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[UNKNOWN]: Make me a DC 12 track using your spell modifier.
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[UNKNOWN]: So that is a 17 plus six.
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[UNKNOWN]: So that would be 23.
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[UNKNOWN]: That is a critical success.
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[UNKNOWN]: So please describe what makes this particular act exceptional more so than other nights that you've performed the same act.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's just a set of jingling keys.
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[UNKNOWN]: Mixed in with the ball.
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[UNKNOWN]: To Rosie, that's how this feels, but I think for the Grand Finale, they're like, if we're gonna get out of here, we gotta put on a shower, all right.
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[UNKNOWN]: They are going to swirl all towards the center and then collide with like a great deal of force and then go flying out.
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[UNKNOWN]: and through the audience passing and whisking by their ears nearly hitting them but not, and then Rosie will, once again, time and space will warp a little and then move them.
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[UNKNOWN]: They're gone.
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[UNKNOWN]: Excellent.
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[UNKNOWN]: Mariana will, once again, take the center stage to uproar as a glance.
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[UNKNOWN]: The ladies and gentlemen, those were the oddities of the Cirque du Cript.
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[UNKNOWN]: Our show is over, but we now invite you all to spill out onto the midway and enjoy the other festivities and entertainment we have for you.
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[UNKNOWN]: We have food and games and merchandise and other smaller, more intimate shows.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ladies and gentlemen, please spend the rest of your days perusing everything we have to offer and thank you again for coming to visit the Sir Duke Grant.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah!
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[UNKNOWN]: Woo!
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[UNKNOWN]: We transition now to the midway.
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[UNKNOWN]: It is early afternoon as the audience spills out to a collection of pop-up tents and boots.
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[UNKNOWN]: Everyone is gathering around small little stages, dancers and strong men are operating the boots.
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[UNKNOWN]: Other clowns are navigating people back and forth around.
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[UNKNOWN]: There is a little setup bar off to the side where Thomas Perrin is sitting and is messing with some protruding varicose veins that are visibly aggravated in his leg.
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[UNKNOWN]: He is trying to massage them down as he looks around a little bit dizzy and goes back to drowning himself and liquor.
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[UNKNOWN]: as everyone is ignoring him and returning to their various stages of entertainment.
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[UNKNOWN]: And in the back area of the Midway, there is a section where all of you are kept.
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[UNKNOWN]: It is a little makeshift freak show.
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[UNKNOWN]: You are
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[UNKNOWN]: in your general day-to-day cages.
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[UNKNOWN]: These aren't maximum security, magic tech cages developed by Griffin Hyde Security.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ooh, that are keeping you safely out of reach from the general spectators.
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[UNKNOWN]: People come and go and see you.
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[UNKNOWN]: There are some various circus workers that are keeping an eye on things as people walk past you, the other performers, and a handful of other creatures and oddities
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[UNKNOWN]: The exhibit, so arranged in a semi-circle, this is every cage that's present.
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[UNKNOWN]: The Jersey Devil is in a glass container, a living space that is up to you to decide how well furnished it is, what it is or not.
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[UNKNOWN]: You are stationed next to the Pasquagula Elephant Man.
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[UNKNOWN]: They are next to the South Carolina Lizard Man.
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[UNKNOWN]: Hallelujah!
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[UNKNOWN]: Which is a roughly four foot tall, bipedal lizard-like creature.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's got a very raptor-like face
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[UNKNOWN]: very pensively at everything around.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's in a perpetual state of being on edge as an ambush predator.
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[UNKNOWN]: I love this guy's vibe.
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[UNKNOWN]: The lizard man is next to the Hodag.
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[UNKNOWN]: The Hodag is next to a containment area that is covered by tarps and umbrellas.
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[UNKNOWN]: as the Vampire of Rhode Island is kept loosely out of the sun, looks like a well-dressed woman of roughly turn of the century, garb and sensitivities, who reaches out to whoever comes by, desperately trying to reassure and guarantee them that there's been some sort of terrible misunderstanding.
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[UNKNOWN]: She just has tuberculosis.
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[UNKNOWN]: She is not a vampire.
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[UNKNOWN]: Please let her out of here.
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[UNKNOWN]: rosy in your cage.
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[UNKNOWN]: Hello.
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[UNKNOWN]: It is a smaller cage that is furnished, however you would like to describe it.
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[UNKNOWN]: Pretty simply, I would think.
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[UNKNOWN]: You are then next to the beast of busco and the Loch Nismaster co-habiting a large aquatic vat.
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[UNKNOWN]: Bigfoot is next to them across the way from Bigfoot are a handful of Connecticut melon heads in a little like dirt patch and very earthy containment and they are stationed right next to them offman and that is everyone within this little freak show area.
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[UNKNOWN]: So those are the players that you will have around you that may or may not be a good idea to let out when the time comes.
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[UNKNOWN]: So now, I will turn it over to all of you, as you all know and have been preparing for, tonight is the night of the breakout.
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[UNKNOWN]: And because of the exceptional performance that you have put on, there will be five guards that will be watching over the freak show area.
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[UNKNOWN]: So all of you, whatever you want to do to communicate amongst yourselves, whatever things you would like to set up, I will let each of you do one significant thing to prep and aid for your breakout.
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[UNKNOWN]: I think this has been a long time project of Rosie's put together with the aid of some of the other circus members.
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[UNKNOWN]: Rosie has been working on like little miniature explosive devices that they have planned to attach to the locks of the cryptids.
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[UNKNOWN]: that they've managed to convince well enough to be part of this.
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[UNKNOWN]: Everyone is frustratingly very comfortable with their situation here much to rosy sugar in, but these will be for planning for the main cast members to help bust them out.
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[UNKNOWN]: All right, anyone else?
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[UNKNOWN]: How magically dampened are we?
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[UNKNOWN]: One of my abilities, Cinder Gaze is a spell, but it's more... you've learned to read the future and patterns of flames and smoke.
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[UNKNOWN]: Look, a guard is smoking.
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[UNKNOWN]: Could I get my Cinder Gaze out of the trail?
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[UNKNOWN]: Absolutely.
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[UNKNOWN]: That's so cool.
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[UNKNOWN]: Let's go.
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[UNKNOWN]: I also have a question.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yes.
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[UNKNOWN]: I have a canship called Timber, where I create a small dead tree in my space that falls over on A when it's path and melee decomposes, are we close to like any trees or like the forest at all?
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[UNKNOWN]: I would say yes, you're surrounded by trees and you're not in the forest but adjacent to it.
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[UNKNOWN]: Anyway, I could kind of fudge that spell a little bit to essentially make a tree fall to distract because my goal was to distract the guards and get them away so we can use rosy to bust out.
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[UNKNOWN]: I will say if you work on it with a significant amount of time, you will be able to cast that centered outside of your cage by that night if it is a thing that you are actively working on throughout the day.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
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[UNKNOWN]: Cool.
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[UNKNOWN]: I think it's probably fairly natural or normal for everyone, but JD lets his pet raven sweetie just fly around and then he'll sit in his little studio apartment and do a kind of share sense and just kind of like watch the goings on and kind of like see the patterns of the guards.
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[UNKNOWN]: Please describe share sense.
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[UNKNOWN]: So once every 10 minutes, you can use a single action with a concentration trait to project your sense into your familiar.
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[UNKNOWN]: When you do, you lose all sensory information from your own body, but can sense through your familiar body for up to one minute.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay, perfect.
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[UNKNOWN]: So you're sending out your Raven sweetie to effectively do recon and keep an eye and ears on the midway and the general positioning of everyone as they are winding down the day and getting ready for the night.
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[UNKNOWN]: Correct?
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[UNKNOWN]: Yes.
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[UNKNOWN]: For my Cindergaze, I rolled a three on my D4.
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[UNKNOWN]: There are four different effects audience that we'll get there eventually.
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[UNKNOWN]: But this third one is the next time you attempt to recall knowledge, you'll get advantage with it.
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[UNKNOWN]: Roll twice and take the higher result.
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[UNKNOWN]: But what is my symbolic reading?
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[UNKNOWN]: I can tell you the information you get.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm just trying to think of a way to, I'll just take the info you, that's okay.
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[UNKNOWN]: So the information that you get and this is information that you will have shared amongst yourself briefly as you have been anticipating and planning for tonight.
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[UNKNOWN]: The reason that it has to be tonight is after hours, once everyone leaves, they will be bringing in their newest acquisition, the Spectermoose of Maine.
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[UNKNOWN]: and there will be a window where the magical defenses in your security cages will be on the fritz.
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[UNKNOWN]: The Spectre Moose has an aura of magic absorption and for this first night as the circus is not anticipating it.
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[UNKNOWN]: It will interfere with the security systems, so you will have a window of time of probably about 10 minutes before anyone notices anything as a foot, once the spectrum is brought in.
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[UNKNOWN]: You will also learn from this vision that your own magic will be affected by its presence.
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[UNKNOWN]: Everyone who casts a spell within a certain radius of it has a 50-50 chance of the spell being absorbed and just not working.
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[UNKNOWN]: So what you see through the smoke is you see a vision of a 15 foot tall Albino moose with white fur the face of a human man and antlers that have too many horns on them.
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[UNKNOWN]: And that gives off a glowing aura as the vegetation stretches and paths its footsteps as it absorbs the life energy of the forest around it and releases it back in with every step.
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[UNKNOWN]: The vegetation growing up around it and it instilling and breathing mystically new life wherever it goes.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's open for with love that guy.
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[UNKNOWN]: Damn, um, magic dampening.
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[UNKNOWN]: Well, that affect the magical bangle that Missy wears around their neck.
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[UNKNOWN]: I will say that the magical bangle that Nessie wears around their neck is more powerful than the magic dampening effect.
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[UNKNOWN]: If you would like for it to be on the fritz, I would be amenable to that, but for general safety purposes, that will overpower the magic absorption.
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[UNKNOWN]: And is the giant snapping turtle in the same cage with me or we like, well, make
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[UNKNOWN]: Roomates.
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[UNKNOWN]: Roomates minors.
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[UNKNOWN]: Which would you prefer?
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[UNKNOWN]: Because you are both aquatic you will be co-habiting a space It's just whether you are separated or not
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[UNKNOWN]: I will say separated by like bars or some things that they can like communicate.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yes, befriended to the head of the giant turtle.
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[UNKNOWN]: I think right now Rosie's going to be finishing up the last of the devices, mumbling to themselves.
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[UNKNOWN]: I can't believe they made the courts walk up the tight ropes.
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[UNKNOWN]: What could?
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[UNKNOWN]: And you're sorry these guys.
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[UNKNOWN]: Why don't you call them the ones?
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[UNKNOWN]: The goods.
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[UNKNOWN]: Good.
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[UNKNOWN]: Good.
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[UNKNOWN]: I appreciate Daniel appreciates.
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[UNKNOWN]: What got a silly name is Pasca Gula, I love it, man.
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[UNKNOWN]: They're not from Pasca Gula, they're from space.
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[UNKNOWN]: Uh, Rosie's just going to start banging their head up against the bars.
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[UNKNOWN]: I told him ID does help.
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[UNKNOWN]: He needs to place the devices.
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[UNKNOWN]: Right, all right, all right, fine.
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[UNKNOWN]: He, uh, full frontal, uh, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over, all over
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[UNKNOWN]: He calls Sweetie over and as long as Dan's pull with it, Sweetie will take one piece at a time and drop him within at least like Arms' reach of whoever has cages because J.D.
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[UNKNOWN]: does not.
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[UNKNOWN]: He's in a- he's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a- He's in a-
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[UNKNOWN]: Excellent, I will say that goes off without a hitch.
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[UNKNOWN]: It'll be a roll of the dice to see how successful they are, but you all are able to get one.
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[UNKNOWN]: I got a wick one quick question, Dan.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yes.
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[UNKNOWN]: Do I know what the food is?
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[UNKNOWN]: Like where the general feed is kept.
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[UNKNOWN]: I would say yes.
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[UNKNOWN]: So Nessie with his incredibly long neck and very small head, pokes their head through the bars to the giant snapwing turtle.
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[UNKNOWN]: Knowing that this whole plan was coming together and that like this would be the last night of it is like...
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[UNKNOWN]: Once we're able to get out and we'll get you a job in.
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[UNKNOWN]: If you make a lift, right up there, and you're just explaining the directions to the fish so that the snapper turtle, you know, do twofold, one of the snapper turtle cause it's traction, but two, he deserves fish, he's a good guy, you know?
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[UNKNOWN]: He's a good guy.
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[UNKNOWN]: The melons, or the fish, or whatever he does, he's looking to eat, just like, you know, I'm going to be leaving, I'm not going to be here to keep you company, am I as well compensate, you know, little bit?
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[UNKNOWN]: Gotcha.
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[UNKNOWN]: as I'm meditating and trying to connect with the tree so I can drop it down to cause the the guards to go check it out.
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[UNKNOWN]: I see Sweetie pop up roasts his device and look at the device.
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[UNKNOWN]: I just go they're no true.
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[UNKNOWN]: All right Dan, let's fucking bust out.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you for coming back.
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[UNKNOWN]: So, the afternoon comes and goes.
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[UNKNOWN]: All of the guests make their way out of the midway, and after the cleanup crew makes their way through and clears space for it.
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[UNKNOWN]: All of you are left under watch.
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[UNKNOWN]: Bye.
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[UNKNOWN]: five members of the circus.
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[UNKNOWN]: There's a circus strongman, a couple of dancers and a couple of clowns that are keeping an eye on all of the freak show as the remainder of the circus staff are all focused on the grand entrance to wheel in the spectre moose of Maine.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thomas Paran is passed out at the bar.
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[UNKNOWN]: He has been kind of pushed off to the side to not really be an I-sore for the guests and for the staff.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, gosh.
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[UNKNOWN]: Is snoozing away as Mariana and Louis laughing stock kind of take up the helm to bring in the new acquisition.
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[UNKNOWN]: And immediately as it crosses the threshold of the circus fairgrounds, the vegetation begins to wither behind it and bloom in front of it so that there's always lush greenery beneath.
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[UNKNOWN]: And that magic, abs and flows as the circus staff bring this thing to the center of the fairgrounds.
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[UNKNOWN]: and you can feel a pulse as the magical energy of your cages and yourselves begins to get siphoned into the aura of the Spectre moose.
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[UNKNOWN]: What would you like to do?
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[UNKNOWN]: Can I see Rosie through the cage with the Loch Ness Monster in the Bisibusco?
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[UNKNOWN]: I would say not easily, but yes.
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[UNKNOWN]: I do have message now that the magic, oh, but that, hmm, sorry, please continue.
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[UNKNOWN]: No, I just like the gover to try and find Rosie in waiting for her to give me this signal.
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[UNKNOWN]: If you would like to use message, it is a 50-50 chance of it succeeding.
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[UNKNOWN]: Sure, okay.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'll give it a go.
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[UNKNOWN]: Go ahead and call it evener odds.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm feeling pretty odd.
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[UNKNOWN]: That is 11.
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[UNKNOWN]: It is a success.
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[UNKNOWN]: Nice.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yay.
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[UNKNOWN]: Uh, so in your mind, Bigfoot, you feel the voice of Rosie reach out to you and say, All right, Bigman, just like we planned, it's time for the distraction.
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[UNKNOWN]: And I cast Timber outside of the camp.
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[UNKNOWN]: While they're doing that, I'd like to reach out to one of the dancers that's nearby.
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[UNKNOWN]: Go ahead, you have the attention of a nearby dancer.
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[UNKNOWN]: Excuse me.
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[UNKNOWN]: So, I don't know.
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[UNKNOWN]: Well, first of all, hello.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm JD.
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[UNKNOWN]: Glad to make your acquaintance.
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[UNKNOWN]: What is your name?
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[UNKNOWN]: My name's Sarah.
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[UNKNOWN]: It's a pleasure to meet you.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm sorry.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm still new here and I was told not to really interact with all of you very much.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, but of course, you're such a good egg, Sarah.
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[UNKNOWN]: There was a beautiful name.
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[UNKNOWN]: I love that.
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[UNKNOWN]: Uh, quick question.
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[UNKNOWN]: Have you spoken with Mary Ann about my nightly walks?
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[UNKNOWN]: Your nightly walks?
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[UNKNOWN]: Yes, I'm allowed to walk around for about 30 minutes a night.
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[UNKNOWN]: And I was just wondering if I could snack some of the leftover caramel apples that they have over there.
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[UNKNOWN]: And then I'll be right back, I promise.
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[UNKNOWN]: Um, I don't know if I have the authority to be able to act upon that, go ahead and roll me diplomacy.
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[UNKNOWN]: And I'm going to say DC 15.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ooh.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
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[UNKNOWN]: 15.
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[UNKNOWN]: That is a success.
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[UNKNOWN]: She's going to check back in with the strong man real quick and say, is there?
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[UNKNOWN]: I was just told that the, the pretty one we let him out sometimes is that the case.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yes, I do not agree with it, but he dees part of the process.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, okay, okay.
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[UNKNOWN]: And she will hesitantly open up your door and let you loose.
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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you so much, beautiful.
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[UNKNOWN]: I was curious if you wanted a caramel app as well.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'll snack one for you.
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[UNKNOWN]: I've been trying to watch my figure, but I suppose one couldn't hurt.
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[UNKNOWN]: Of course, little treat for you, it's wonderful.
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[UNKNOWN]: And looking over at Rosie and Mothman and Loch Ness, he'll just wink and make his way towards the caramel apples.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay, so the Jersey Devil is out, the tree has fallen, and it has drawn the attention of one of the clowns, one of the dancers, Sarah, the other dancer is preoccupied in a bit of a flutter that just leaves the strong man and one other clown that are keeping a slightly more active watch, but Rosie, if you're ready to activate your devices, you and I will roll four separate contested checks to see how well they function.
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[UNKNOWN]: Alright.
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[UNKNOWN]: So you roll crafting, I will roll a post to determine the D.C. Oh, not a good start.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ah, that is a 19.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, you win.
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[UNKNOWN]: Damn it, I meant to get this one to J.D.
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[UNKNOWN]: Shoot.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[UNKNOWN]: Let's go to Bigfoot next.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, well, let's try out the others.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay, better.
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[UNKNOWN]: That will be a 21.
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[UNKNOWN]: Compared to a three, that is a critical success.
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[UNKNOWN]: You guys.
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[UNKNOWN]: No.
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[UNKNOWN]: Then you roll off set by one.
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[UNKNOWN]: With the critical success, I will give you a floating plus one bonus to the first thing you do once you are out.
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[UNKNOWN]: Let's go ahead and roll for Mothman.
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[UNKNOWN]: Okay, that is a 22.
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[UNKNOWN]: Compared to a DC 10, that is also a critical success.
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[UNKNOWN]: So Mothman, same thing applies to you.
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[UNKNOWN]: You will have a floating plus one to the first thing you do once you are out.
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[UNKNOWN]: Hell yeah, then let us roll for the Loch Ness Monster.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ooh, that will be 10.
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[UNKNOWN]: Compared to an 18, not a success.
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[UNKNOWN]: That being said, the two of you are not necessarily trapped.
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[UNKNOWN]: You will just need some additional force to be able to break through your cages.
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[UNKNOWN]: You will need to do something else.
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[UNKNOWN]: Orce?
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[UNKNOWN]: Orce?
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[UNKNOWN]: Orce?
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[UNKNOWN]: We can noodle arms on the bars.
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[UNKNOWN]: I think I know what I want to add since I cannot get out of here.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm gonna call the strong man over.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh!
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[UNKNOWN]: Excuse me, Lance!
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[UNKNOWN]: I have to say, you do enough I'm passing job of keeping things secure right here and... Have you been up and even more higher than usual?
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[UNKNOWN]: You know, I'm just looking way larger.
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[UNKNOWN]: I appreciate the notice.
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[UNKNOWN]: I have been increasing my repetitions lately.
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[UNKNOWN]: And I believe it has been paying off.
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[UNKNOWN]: Well...
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[UNKNOWN]: That's wonderful.
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[UNKNOWN]: I'm so glad for it, but you see that his eyes kind of flick to the Mothman before he goes right back to talking up the strongman and it's like, you see what are the dancers for the show all that tonight?
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[UNKNOWN]: But try something new with her hair and it didn't quite agree with me and I'm needed something to wash it down.
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[UNKNOWN]: If you can't get me like one or two macarons from the storage, I would be eternal grateful to you and I'm really old I know it's her ridiculous like, I cannot say the same.
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[UNKNOWN]: But I will see if another circus worker can get you your fish.
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[UNKNOWN]: While that's going on while the conversation's happening, I get the little I flick.
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[UNKNOWN]: I would like to creep out of the cage and I would like to use my fledgling flight to kind of like hop over where the clown is and then
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[UNKNOWN]: My moth lamp can do a ranged attack that includes a defore of fire damage.
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[UNKNOWN]: Can I effectively use the fire aspect to like ignite Rosie's detonate it like device?
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[UNKNOWN]: Go ahead and make me a ranged attack.
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[UNKNOWN]: Real quick, while this is happening, Nessie is just trying to keep the strong man's attention.
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[UNKNOWN]: So he's just talking 17 to hit.
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[UNKNOWN]: Oh, 18, I guess, with the situation bonus.
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[UNKNOWN]: Jordan, go ahead and make me a crafting check.
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[UNKNOWN]: I will say DC, eight, given the 18 on the attack.
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[UNKNOWN]: All righty, now we're talking.
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[UNKNOWN]: That'll be a 24.
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[UNKNOWN]: Nice.
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[UNKNOWN]: That is a critical success.
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[UNKNOWN]: So, same thing goes to you.
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[UNKNOWN]: You will have a plus one floating to the next thing you do as you get out with Mothman's help.
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[UNKNOWN]: You are able to complete the circuit.
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[UNKNOWN]: Rosie will stumble backwards in surprise.
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[UNKNOWN]: Look up at you, Mothman, blink, blink, blink.
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[UNKNOWN]: Look back at down at the device, blink, blink.
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[UNKNOWN]: Whoa, he actually, he helped me.
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[UNKNOWN]: Hmm, fine.
01:00:04.647 --> 01:00:10.351
[UNKNOWN]: I guess he's not so bad and we'll start stepping out of their cage.
01:00:11.092 --> 01:00:12.693
[UNKNOWN]: Roll me a stealth, Mothman.
01:00:12.753 --> 01:00:14.715
[UNKNOWN]: Well, before he decide he's not too bad.
01:00:16.721 --> 01:00:20.364
[UNKNOWN]: Bob that leads over as you're deciding like, well, maybe he's not so bad.
01:00:20.584 --> 01:00:23.366
[UNKNOWN]: He's like, you know, consider it was your last performance.
01:00:23.426 --> 01:00:26.508
[UNKNOWN]: It's really kind of sad you wouldn't tell that guy if he was ever going to find love.
01:00:27.569 --> 01:00:28.769
[UNKNOWN]: Handle forehand.
01:00:29.010 --> 01:00:29.890
[UNKNOWN]: Back at Ground Zero.
01:00:29.910 --> 01:00:35.494
[UNKNOWN]: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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[UNKNOWN]: Woo!
01:00:41.919 --> 01:00:44.101
[UNKNOWN]: I feel like as soon as Nessie is able to escape.
01:00:44.341 --> 01:00:46.503
[UNKNOWN]: It's not going to be very easy to be stealthy anymore.
01:00:46.803 --> 01:00:47.464
[UNKNOWN]: Very fair.
01:00:47.644 --> 01:00:49.906
[UNKNOWN]: You do have the strong man just in rapture.
01:00:50.486 --> 01:01:05.220
[UNKNOWN]: So in your wisdom and personal experience, uh, what type of muscular exercise do you think would take one from simply above average stamina and strength into near superhuman level?
01:01:05.860 --> 01:01:07.800
[UNKNOWN]: Well that, you're not gonna believe this.
01:01:08.501 --> 01:01:10.041
[UNKNOWN]: But I really think, Swimming.
01:01:10.581 --> 01:01:14.642
[UNKNOWN]: A lot of people think that you know you're pumping your eye and you're lifting and doing all that good stuff.
01:01:14.882 --> 01:01:16.262
[UNKNOWN]: I've seen it in the Highland games.
01:01:16.602 --> 01:01:17.762
[UNKNOWN]: They're beautiful to watch.
01:01:18.183 --> 01:01:25.304
[UNKNOWN]: But when you do the Swimming, you get in the whole body involved into it, you're working your chest and your arms and you're having the cake.
01:01:25.564 --> 01:01:27.944
[UNKNOWN]: You're getting just every part of the body out once.
01:01:28.405 --> 01:01:29.685
[UNKNOWN]: It will be in intense workout.
01:01:30.525 --> 01:01:36.329
[UNKNOWN]: But it'll push all of it at one time, and with your power, I'm truly thinking you might have a good chance at it.
01:01:36.529 --> 01:01:43.973
[UNKNOWN]: Just be careful, you've got a lot of mass, and you're just gonna go on about the benefits of swimming, but also be careful because of how strong you are, you're kind of dense.
01:01:44.553 --> 01:01:45.674
[UNKNOWN]: Just seem like a rock.
01:01:45.994 --> 01:01:51.217
[UNKNOWN]: I suppose that is sensible if not an entirely predictable answer from a creature such as you.
01:01:51.337 --> 01:01:55.340
[UNKNOWN]: I've lived in the world for a million years, and I don't know what else to tell you.
01:01:55.820 --> 01:01:58.822
[UNKNOWN]: While this conversation is going on, what else is everybody up to?
01:01:59.831 --> 01:02:25.048
[UNKNOWN]: I think Rosie is going to try and see if they can sneak over to JD's cage to grab the little device that was not needed because Rosie really wants to set free their sweet sweet precious gore that's been so mistreated in this circus go ahead and roll me a stealth the perception you're trying to beat is an 11 so it is not particularly difficult
01:02:26.543 --> 01:02:27.044
[UNKNOWN]: 13.
01:02:27.524 --> 01:02:34.271
[UNKNOWN]: All right, so Sarah the dancer is still staring a little flutter-eyed at J.D.
01:02:34.331 --> 01:02:36.433
[UNKNOWN]: who is beginning to return with caramel apples.
01:02:37.194 --> 01:02:38.455
[UNKNOWN]: I'm assuming with caramel apples.
01:02:38.495 --> 01:02:40.537
[UNKNOWN]: That is up to you to decide whether you have them or not.
01:02:40.557 --> 01:02:40.997
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, I do.
01:02:41.318 --> 01:02:42.419
[UNKNOWN]: Um, you came.
01:02:44.782 --> 01:03:00.668
[UNKNOWN]: I mean, he kind of notices that Rosie has made their way out and he'll call Sarah over with the caramel apple and he's just sitting on the stage because of course he's still got like, I don't know, another 20 minutes to basically just enjoy the night air.
01:03:00.828 --> 01:03:03.869
[UNKNOWN]: I think Rosie's going to sneak over to JD's cage.
01:03:06.050 --> 01:03:08.311
[UNKNOWN]: This is so much easier than escaping the facility.
01:03:09.051 --> 01:03:19.213
[UNKNOWN]: Grab the device, look over in awe and sorrow, this mystery didn't go, which shouldn't be here, shouldn't be in tight ropes, that would feel like that.
01:03:19.233 --> 01:03:27.335
[UNKNOWN]: He's going to try and reaffix the device to that lock instead, and we'll attempt to activate it.
01:03:27.615 --> 01:03:29.155
[UNKNOWN]: Alright, make me a crafting check.
01:03:30.658 --> 01:03:32.139
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, the opposed role was a seven.
01:03:32.780 --> 01:03:34.862
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, well, it's 19 plus six.
01:03:35.362 --> 01:03:38.425
[UNKNOWN]: That is a critical six out of Okay.
01:03:38.525 --> 01:03:39.306
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, good.
01:03:39.646 --> 01:03:40.367
[UNKNOWN]: So great.
01:03:40.467 --> 01:03:41.128
[UNKNOWN]: The security.
01:03:41.288 --> 01:03:41.548
[UNKNOWN]: All right.
01:03:41.908 --> 01:03:52.438
[UNKNOWN]: The Pascagula Elephantman slash Gord fails and they begin to at your excitement and at your call of Gord step out in front of you.
01:03:54.048 --> 01:03:54.548
[UNKNOWN]: you're glee and delight.
01:03:54.568 --> 01:04:09.060
[UNKNOWN]: I think if possible, I am going to instruct this gort to work on breaking out the other two cryptids on this side, the lizard man, and the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:11.462
[UNKNOWN]: It will accept your command and order.
01:04:12.082 --> 01:04:18.868
[UNKNOWN]: It will mechanically war and loudly enough to catch the attention of the circus performers around it.
01:04:19.388 --> 01:04:28.996
[UNKNOWN]: The strongman, Sarah the dancer, and one of the two clowns have now spotted and noticed that three of you are out of your cages.
01:04:29.016 --> 01:04:31.058
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, I got caught too!
01:04:31.318 --> 01:04:31.958
[UNKNOWN]: Bullshit!
01:04:32.078 --> 01:04:33.720
[UNKNOWN]: But I also called Sarah over.
01:04:34.060 --> 01:04:35.601
[UNKNOWN]: And I have caramel apples for her.
01:04:35.701 --> 01:04:37.182
[UNKNOWN]: He does have caramel apples for her.
01:04:38.103 --> 01:04:43.526
[UNKNOWN]: I rolled a second perception from her and that was a not one, so you do have caramel apples for her.
01:04:43.686 --> 01:04:45.347
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, boo!
01:04:45.367 --> 01:04:46.047
[UNKNOWN]: Improved you, Dave.
01:04:46.087 --> 01:04:47.128
[UNKNOWN]: You can be!
01:04:47.528 --> 01:04:54.111
[UNKNOWN]: Can I say that the moment that the strong man turns around, Nessie slams against the thing to try and slam it open?
01:04:54.372 --> 01:04:56.793
[UNKNOWN]: Go ahead and make me a melee attack.
01:04:57.314 --> 01:04:58.475
[UNKNOWN]: A melee attack.
01:04:58.635 --> 01:04:59.615
[UNKNOWN]: Let's go.
01:04:59.916 --> 01:05:01.657
[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to set the DC for this at 15.
01:05:01.777 --> 01:05:03.378
[UNKNOWN]: Good because it was a 17 plus six.
01:05:03.478 --> 01:05:05.619
[UNKNOWN]: So not a crit but a success.
01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:05.859
[UNKNOWN]: Yes.
01:05:06.380 --> 01:05:07.140
[UNKNOWN]: Do I roll my damage?
01:05:07.580 --> 01:05:08.041
[UNKNOWN]: No need.
01:05:08.181 --> 01:05:14.825
[UNKNOWN]: You are able to between the short circling device of the Roswell alien and your brute force.
01:05:15.025 --> 01:05:18.527
[UNKNOWN]: You are able to break through your container.
01:05:20.764 --> 01:05:25.808
[UNKNOWN]: the water rushes out, write that and slam into the strongman.
01:05:26.109 --> 01:05:33.635
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, go ahead and I will say make me a separate attack for the strongman and everybody roll initiative.
01:05:36.837 --> 01:05:39.759
[UNKNOWN]: That second hit is going to be a 24.
01:05:40.179 --> 01:05:43.741
[UNKNOWN]: A 24 will hit, and the damage is gonna be 10.
01:05:44.301 --> 01:05:44.601
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
01:05:45.061 --> 01:05:49.864
[UNKNOWN]: Um, I have an ability called Quick Timberd, which is the moment I roll initiative, I can rage.
01:05:50.184 --> 01:05:50.504
[UNKNOWN]: Nice.
01:05:50.784 --> 01:05:52.705
[UNKNOWN]: So, you are automatically raging.
01:05:52.985 --> 01:05:53.225
[UNKNOWN]: Cool.
01:05:53.566 --> 01:05:56.047
[UNKNOWN]: That means I get to play the sound effect that only the team gets to hear.
01:05:58.213 --> 01:05:59.474
[UNKNOWN]: The teamers.
01:05:59.554 --> 01:05:59.995
[UNKNOWN]: Nice.
01:06:00.195 --> 01:06:00.655
[UNKNOWN]: Uh-oh.
01:06:00.715 --> 01:06:10.624
[UNKNOWN]: Going first in the initiative will be the Gort, who will attempt to pry open the cage that the lizard man is in.
01:06:13.688 --> 01:06:19.031
[UNKNOWN]: which will be a 23, so that is going to break through.
01:06:19.051 --> 01:06:26.756
[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to say that will be one action to break the lock, one action to pry it open and one action to move on to the whole dag.
01:06:27.036 --> 01:06:29.798
[UNKNOWN]: So now, the lizard man is entered into initiative.
01:06:31.990 --> 01:06:38.859
[UNKNOWN]: Rosie's just going to be full of glee and just go go go go go go go go and that will end Gorge's turn.
01:06:39.120 --> 01:06:40.161
[UNKNOWN]: Nessie, it is your turn.
01:06:40.662 --> 01:06:41.403
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, all right.
01:06:41.763 --> 01:06:49.494
[UNKNOWN]: I think Nessie's just going to freer back and like with a slightly more menacing voice as he is in the middle of a rage be like a problem with that was a
01:06:49.814 --> 01:06:50.755
[UNKNOWN]: to make this live end.
01:06:51.015 --> 01:06:53.798
[UNKNOWN]: I'm gonna try and drop down on top of the strong man.
01:06:54.078 --> 01:06:58.102
[UNKNOWN]: Mostly to pin him down and keep him from finding anybody else.
01:06:58.343 --> 01:06:59.704
[UNKNOWN]: I'm trying to crack them.
01:06:59.904 --> 01:07:02.587
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, go ahead and roll athletics then.
01:07:03.912 --> 01:07:06.434
[UNKNOWN]: That's going to be a 25.
01:07:06.754 --> 01:07:12.918
[UNKNOWN]: So, with a critical success, your target is restrained until the end of your next turn unless you move or they escape.
01:07:13.418 --> 01:07:17.541
[UNKNOWN]: So, the strongman will need to spend its turn trying to escape from you.
01:07:18.141 --> 01:07:19.562
[UNKNOWN]: I have a no escape feat.
01:07:19.982 --> 01:07:29.272
[UNKNOWN]: And enemy within week attempts to move away from you, you keep pace with their treating foes, try to pierce speed, follow the enemy keeping you within reach throughout some movement until it stops moving where you've moved your full speed.
01:07:29.292 --> 01:07:31.855
[UNKNOWN]: No, I do not like that, Jesus Christ.
01:07:31.915 --> 01:07:36.240
[UNKNOWN]: So if he manages to escape out from under me, I can just chase after him.
01:07:36.520 --> 01:07:38.623
[UNKNOWN]: Granted, I think he's a limit faster than me on ground.
01:07:39.143 --> 01:07:41.266
[UNKNOWN]: Alrighty, Jersey Devil, what would you like to do for your turn?
01:07:41.918 --> 01:07:52.644
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, it's gonna sound like a whole lot of nothing, but uh, she has her own apple and he has his and they're having a nice little conversation is the combat distracting her in any way.
01:07:52.944 --> 01:07:55.506
[UNKNOWN]: She had a Nat1 on her perception, so I will say no.
01:07:55.806 --> 01:07:57.467
[UNKNOWN]: Love it.
01:07:58.067 --> 01:08:03.210
[UNKNOWN]: So, I didn't notice that you are a bit new and that's totally fine.
01:08:03.690 --> 01:08:04.951
[UNKNOWN]: However, I was curious.
01:08:05.311 --> 01:08:08.113
[UNKNOWN]: You saw my performance earlier, what did you think?
01:08:10.071 --> 01:08:14.472
[UNKNOWN]: I think I can honestly say I've never seen a raven flying to someone's eyeball before.
01:08:14.512 --> 01:08:17.153
[UNKNOWN]: That was, is that painful?
01:08:17.253 --> 01:08:19.874
[UNKNOWN]: Is there anything, like, what does that feel like?
01:08:19.894 --> 01:08:22.655
[UNKNOWN]: I don't think, of course, it's not painful.
01:08:23.515 --> 01:08:27.096
[UNKNOWN]: Well, let's just say I've had such a hard life.
01:08:27.976 --> 01:08:29.476
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, my god.
01:08:29.917 --> 01:08:32.717
[UNKNOWN]: That's what I'm trying to do.
01:08:32.757 --> 01:08:34.098
[UNKNOWN]: Magic backstory.
01:08:35.558 --> 01:08:37.719
[UNKNOWN]: Go ahead and roll me a performance check.
01:08:38.419 --> 01:08:41.581
[UNKNOWN]: The DC for this, I am going to set at 12.
01:08:41.601 --> 01:08:43.542
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, that's a 10.
01:08:43.902 --> 01:08:51.745
[UNKNOWN]: So, with that, unless you would like to use additional actions on your turn to keep her distracted, she will notice the commotion by this point.
01:08:52.065 --> 01:08:57.768
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, I mean, I'm just trying to talk to her because unless someone does something to me, I'm not engaging.
01:08:58.458 --> 01:09:01.382
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, roll me either deception or diplomacy.
01:09:01.543 --> 01:09:04.066
[UNKNOWN]: She has started to notice and is beginning to turn towards it.
01:09:04.146 --> 01:09:05.268
[UNKNOWN]: What do you do to prevent her?
01:09:05.907 --> 01:09:16.573
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, I'm trying to get a gauge of how infatuated she may or may not be, because the role that I got was in 18 plus six, 24.
01:09:17.173 --> 01:09:21.595
[UNKNOWN]: Compared to a 22, that is a success.
01:09:21.736 --> 01:09:27.699
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, I don't know what she rolled, but that was, ooh, okay, yeah, she has a favorable view of you.
01:09:27.719 --> 01:09:33.462
[UNKNOWN]: On a scale of one to five with five being maximum favorability, you are out of four.
01:09:34.926 --> 01:09:35.886
[UNKNOWN]: I suppose that'll do.
01:09:36.306 --> 01:09:41.728
[UNKNOWN]: So whatever you did was successful, but what do you do to keep her from turning towards the commotion?
01:09:41.968 --> 01:09:49.150
[UNKNOWN]: I think he will offer his hand and if she decides to take it, they're gonna head towards the, I don't know what these things are.
01:09:49.530 --> 01:09:51.311
[UNKNOWN]: I'm assuming like hippogriffs or something like that.
01:09:51.769 --> 01:09:55.552
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, those, uh, I will say those are fancibly decorated horses.
01:09:58.675 --> 01:10:03.598
[UNKNOWN]: He will take her over there and try and engage her in conversation over in this direction.
01:10:03.618 --> 01:10:07.962
[UNKNOWN]: So that way, if she wants to get over into combat, she's just going to spend a lot of movement.
01:10:08.287 --> 01:10:09.068
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, excellent.
01:10:09.288 --> 01:10:11.109
[UNKNOWN]: That was your two charisma checks and your movement.
01:10:11.129 --> 01:10:13.031
[UNKNOWN]: That is three actions that will end your turn.
01:10:13.651 --> 01:10:16.694
[UNKNOWN]: Now it will be the strong man's turn.
01:10:17.134 --> 01:10:18.956
[UNKNOWN]: He is going to make an escape check.
01:10:19.936 --> 01:10:23.679
[UNKNOWN]: And this will take the entire turn because of your critical success.
01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:25.701
[UNKNOWN]: Does he have to be my barbarian DC?
01:10:26.041 --> 01:10:28.964
[UNKNOWN]: Either athletics or your barbarian DC, whichever is higher.
01:10:29.704 --> 01:10:30.124
[UNKNOWN]: So 60.
01:10:30.665 --> 01:10:31.345
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, Nat 20.
01:10:31.525 --> 01:10:32.486
[UNKNOWN]: So he's gonna get on.
01:10:32.606 --> 01:10:37.048
[UNKNOWN]: So critical success, you are freed, remove the grabbed immobilized and restrained conditions.
01:10:37.348 --> 01:10:39.349
[UNKNOWN]: You can then stride up to five feet.
01:10:39.910 --> 01:10:57.519
[UNKNOWN]: So he will brace himself, using all of his might, turtle-shelling his limbs out, is going to shove you off of him roll out from under you and is going to, with every last ounce of his strength, pull himself five feet away from you.
01:10:57.899 --> 01:11:10.988
[UNKNOWN]: So as soon as he does that Nessie immediately drops down back to where they were and follows after him and is like See this is what I'm saying if it was swimming, it likes and your arms would be just as strong each other And you'd be able to get me off a little bit easier.
01:11:11.369 --> 01:11:12.910
[UNKNOWN]: So that will end his turn now.
01:11:13.030 --> 01:11:14.391
[UNKNOWN]: It is one of the clowns.
01:11:15.071 --> 01:11:17.413
[UNKNOWN]: It will take two actions to tumble
01:11:17.933 --> 01:11:28.378
[UNKNOWN]: So, turning around and seeing the commotion, it is going to see Mothman standing behind him, nearby Rosie, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Strongman.
01:11:28.818 --> 01:11:37.082
[UNKNOWN]: This clown is going to cartwheel forward and will stride up to twice its speed, moving through the space of one or more targets.
01:11:37.642 --> 01:11:40.804
[UNKNOWN]: So, all three of you will need to make a reflex save, DC-14.
01:11:43.509 --> 01:11:43.789
[UNKNOWN]: Uh-oh.
01:11:43.889 --> 01:11:45.230
[UNKNOWN]: The Summers all take saves up.
01:11:45.330 --> 01:11:46.550
[UNKNOWN]: That's a ceremony!
01:11:46.890 --> 01:11:48.391
[UNKNOWN]: It looked as though the Strongman also did.
01:11:48.691 --> 01:11:48.871
[UNKNOWN]: Oh?
01:11:49.131 --> 01:11:50.051
[UNKNOWN]: Does it friendly fire?
01:11:50.731 --> 01:11:51.812
[UNKNOWN]: It does not specify.
01:11:51.992 --> 01:11:54.632
[UNKNOWN]: So I will say the Strongman will have to make that same save.
01:11:54.752 --> 01:11:56.033
[UNKNOWN]: Ah, dumbass.
01:11:56.113 --> 01:11:57.793
[UNKNOWN]: Summers salt and all willy nilly.
01:11:57.913 --> 01:11:59.234
[UNKNOWN]: My save was an eating battle.
01:11:59.274 --> 01:11:59.794
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, 15.
01:11:59.914 --> 01:12:01.655
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, nice.
01:12:02.075 --> 01:12:03.215
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, 18 from the Strongman.
01:12:03.335 --> 01:12:05.236
[UNKNOWN]: So success.
01:12:05.296 --> 01:12:05.596
[UNKNOWN]: 23.
01:12:05.716 --> 01:12:06.636
[UNKNOWN]: I'm so small.
01:12:06.676 --> 01:12:07.696
[UNKNOWN]: It's bright.
01:12:08.077 --> 01:12:09.417
[UNKNOWN]: Just shy of a crit.
01:12:11.238 --> 01:12:18.007
[UNKNOWN]: So with a success, everyone who was passed through will be off guard until their next turn.
01:12:18.027 --> 01:12:20.090
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, they are distracted by that tongue.
01:12:20.130 --> 01:12:21.612
[UNKNOWN]: But does off guard meet?
01:12:21.632 --> 01:12:26.839
[UNKNOWN]: That is a minus two penalty to your armor class, and there are certain abilities that trigger with off guard.
01:12:26.859 --> 01:12:28.422
[UNKNOWN]: Understood, very cool.
01:12:28.842 --> 01:12:38.665
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, so that is two actions there, then for the third action, the clown will grab a broken bottle and will slash at Nessie.
01:12:39.105 --> 01:12:41.325
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
01:12:41.525 --> 01:12:42.566
[UNKNOWN]: It's a 23 to hit.
01:12:42.846 --> 01:12:44.686
[UNKNOWN]: Oh well, that is gonna...
01:12:44.986 --> 01:12:47.287
[UNKNOWN]: It's not gonna be a critical, but it's gonna hit.
01:12:48.227 --> 01:12:53.128
[UNKNOWN]: Seven damage total, but that will end to the clown's turn, so now it is the dancer's turn.
01:12:53.468 --> 01:12:55.129
[UNKNOWN]: The one not chanted up with JD.
01:12:55.309 --> 01:12:56.069
[UNKNOWN]: I'm doing my job.
01:12:57.747 --> 01:13:02.390
[UNKNOWN]: That dancer is going to toss a baton at Rosie.
01:13:03.170 --> 01:13:03.851
[UNKNOWN]: No!
01:13:03.871 --> 01:13:08.333
[UNKNOWN]: So if that will be a Nat1, so that is a critical fail.
01:13:08.474 --> 01:13:08.934
[UNKNOWN]: Good.
01:13:08.994 --> 01:13:09.774
[UNKNOWN]: Good.
01:13:11.335 --> 01:13:15.258
[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to say, with that critical fail, it will hit this other clown.
01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:17.939
[UNKNOWN]: And that will end her turn.
01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:21.041
[UNKNOWN]: So now it is the lizard man's turn.
01:13:21.582 --> 01:13:23.283
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, let's go!
01:13:24.477 --> 01:13:25.398
[UNKNOWN]: and the lizard man.
01:13:25.498 --> 01:13:27.339
[UNKNOWN]: It's he going to do the crazy guy.
01:13:27.799 --> 01:13:31.441
[UNKNOWN]: Is going to move itself into the shadows.
01:13:32.262 --> 01:13:35.604
[UNKNOWN]: It is going to scrounge around looking at some of the foliage.
01:13:36.064 --> 01:13:52.034
[UNKNOWN]: We'll pick a couple of specific plants and a couple of specific insects, crushes up the plants and the beetles and ingests them, spending an action to metastasize it and secrete a toxic venom from the attributes of the bugs and the plants.
01:13:52.414 --> 01:13:53.335
[UNKNOWN]: Well, it's so cool.
01:13:53.716 --> 01:13:56.759
[UNKNOWN]: And we'll form a little makeshift blow gun.
01:13:57.059 --> 01:13:59.522
[UNKNOWN]: We'll scrape off a bit of its poison.
01:14:00.022 --> 01:14:07.050
[UNKNOWN]: We'll get a couple of loose shards of wood to coat with it and fire a poison dart at the strongmen.
01:14:07.070 --> 01:14:07.811
[UNKNOWN]: That's so cool.
01:14:08.271 --> 01:14:09.172
[UNKNOWN]: Which will hit.
01:14:09.933 --> 01:14:11.454
[UNKNOWN]: That will be the lizard man's turn.
01:14:11.794 --> 01:14:15.536
[UNKNOWN]: The strong man has taken some additional poison damage from that poison dart.
01:14:15.896 --> 01:14:21.378
[UNKNOWN]: Now it is the other clown who will make a melee attack against Nessie.
01:14:21.418 --> 01:14:22.319
[UNKNOWN]: No, it is close.
01:14:23.019 --> 01:14:25.080
[UNKNOWN]: Absolutely in the worst.
01:14:25.180 --> 01:14:25.880
[UNKNOWN]: 23 to hit.
01:14:26.300 --> 01:14:27.581
[UNKNOWN]: Ah, this is the same as Alaska.
01:14:29.023 --> 01:14:29.983
[UNKNOWN]: Be a regimen.
01:14:30.003 --> 01:14:32.404
[UNKNOWN]: He's sexy and roll is the last guy.
01:14:32.624 --> 01:14:34.044
[UNKNOWN]: And that will be eight damage.
01:14:34.804 --> 01:14:35.865
[UNKNOWN]: And that will end his turn.
01:14:36.125 --> 01:14:37.365
[UNKNOWN]: Bigfoot, it is now your turn.
01:14:37.565 --> 01:14:38.425
[UNKNOWN]: Yay.
01:14:38.865 --> 01:14:39.546
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
01:14:40.346 --> 01:14:43.247
[UNKNOWN]: So the two guys I was kind of worried about are now gone.
01:14:43.307 --> 01:14:48.348
[UNKNOWN]: So I get out of my cage and run over to the melon heads.
01:14:48.828 --> 01:14:49.628
[UNKNOWN]: Yes, thank you.
01:14:50.008 --> 01:14:51.869
[UNKNOWN]: Yay.
01:14:51.889 --> 01:14:52.989
[UNKNOWN]: I have that epithet.
01:14:53.209 --> 01:14:54.869
[UNKNOWN]: I can speak with a plan.
01:14:54.969 --> 01:14:56.330
[UNKNOWN]: Yay.
01:14:56.550 --> 01:14:57.050
[UNKNOWN]: Excellent.
01:14:57.550 --> 01:14:59.712
[UNKNOWN]: So I'm gonna rush over to the millenheads.
01:14:59.872 --> 01:15:02.433
[UNKNOWN]: Can I do an action to rip open their cage?
01:15:02.714 --> 01:15:04.535
[UNKNOWN]: Yes, go ahead and make a melee attack.
01:15:04.995 --> 01:15:08.457
[UNKNOWN]: DC-17 because this one is not been tampered with.
01:15:10.078 --> 01:15:11.960
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, baby, that is a 23.
01:15:11.980 --> 01:15:13.381
[UNKNOWN]: 23, that will succeed.
01:15:13.821 --> 01:15:16.783
[UNKNOWN]: So I will add the melon head to the initiative.
01:15:18.913 --> 01:15:25.375
[UNKNOWN]: And now I will talk with the millenheads to see if they can help us because we are trying to escape.
01:15:26.175 --> 01:15:30.976
[UNKNOWN]: We escape, we do not belong here.
01:15:31.656 --> 01:15:37.097
[UNKNOWN]: You can help us in our plaque to run to go back to your homes or to a place that you are safe.
01:15:37.837 --> 01:15:40.678
[UNKNOWN]: To return to nature that shall be our power.
01:15:41.724 --> 01:15:47.747
[UNKNOWN]: to return to nature's mind as well, but we have them in our way to achieve that goal.
01:15:48.367 --> 01:15:54.590
[UNKNOWN]: I humbly ask your assistance, in dealing with these interlopers who block our path to the green.
01:15:55.131 --> 01:15:56.311
[UNKNOWN]: We shall comply.
01:15:57.132 --> 01:16:01.294
[UNKNOWN]: We will remember this kindness, and share your message to the other plants.
01:16:02.134 --> 01:16:07.877
[UNKNOWN]: Other vegetation might find itself amenable to you in the future, should we succeed in this venture?
01:16:12.613 --> 01:16:19.859
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, I will ask about that later, but now please know that I am most grateful to you.
01:16:19.959 --> 01:16:21.781
[UNKNOWN]: It is just deeply discomforting.
01:16:23.762 --> 01:16:27.265
[UNKNOWN]: Stamens out, don't come a knocking, you know what I'm saying?
01:16:29.281 --> 01:16:30.142
[UNKNOWN]: Got it, understood?
01:16:30.162 --> 01:16:31.564
[UNKNOWN]: Anyways, thank you for your help.
01:16:31.604 --> 01:16:32.965
[UNKNOWN]: Now let's go Rick some foos up.
01:16:33.266 --> 01:16:44.359
[UNKNOWN]: I'm gonna use my final action to go up behind the cloud and the dancer with my giant imposing figure, and I just looked down all men and say, run.
01:16:45.100 --> 01:16:45.540
[UNKNOWN]: Excellent.
01:16:46.001 --> 01:16:46.922
[UNKNOWN]: Rosie, it is your turn.
01:16:47.290 --> 01:16:48.250
[UNKNOWN]: It's my turn.
01:16:48.931 --> 01:16:49.611
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
01:16:49.631 --> 01:16:50.712
[UNKNOWN]: Uh...
01:16:51.092 --> 01:16:53.553
[UNKNOWN]: So much as a half a day.
01:16:53.573 --> 01:16:58.475
[UNKNOWN]: I am going to psychically reach out to this clown that's under salted through me.
01:16:58.675 --> 01:17:02.697
[UNKNOWN]: And I'm going to... ...so seeds of confusion in their mind.
01:17:02.717 --> 01:17:09.380
[UNKNOWN]: They're going to hear a bunch of really boring, fun facts and things that they have no prior context of.
01:17:09.740 --> 01:17:11.841
[UNKNOWN]: And I'm going to cast Bufuddle.
01:17:11.861 --> 01:17:13.602
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, before you do, even are odd.
01:17:14.210 --> 01:17:16.935
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, that's right, we're going on.
01:17:17.816 --> 01:17:18.978
[UNKNOWN]: That is a five, it works.
01:17:19.319 --> 01:17:20.501
[UNKNOWN]: Yes, okay.
01:17:20.521 --> 01:17:21.723
[UNKNOWN]: So proceed as normal.
01:17:21.803 --> 01:17:22.584
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, thank you.
01:17:23.025 --> 01:17:25.529
[UNKNOWN]: They will need to make a will save.
01:17:27.123 --> 01:17:27.424
[UNKNOWN]: 11.
01:17:27.824 --> 01:17:30.486
[UNKNOWN]: 11 is a failure, Hassan.
01:17:30.987 --> 01:17:34.650
[UNKNOWN]: On a failure, the target is clumsy too, and stupified too.
01:17:35.171 --> 01:17:35.912
[UNKNOWN]: All right.
01:17:36.252 --> 01:17:39.215
[UNKNOWN]: But just like a cook-hafony of voices going, did you know that?
01:17:39.275 --> 01:17:39.775
[UNKNOWN]: Did you know?
01:17:44.860 --> 01:17:49.664
[UNKNOWN]: and just like, uh, brain is spinning and soup.
01:17:50.224 --> 01:17:58.911
[UNKNOWN]: So with the clumsy level two and stupified level two, it will subtract two from its intelligence, wisdom, charisma, and dexterity.
01:17:58.991 --> 01:18:03.935
[UNKNOWN]: It's all related and associated things, including armor class.
01:18:04.836 --> 01:18:07.598
[UNKNOWN]: I attack him with not fun facts.
01:18:08.299 --> 01:18:09.620
[UNKNOWN]: And that will, uh, and my turn.
01:18:09.740 --> 01:18:11.862
[UNKNOWN]: That feels worse than vicious mockery.
01:18:13.392 --> 01:18:14.512
[UNKNOWN]: All right, Mothman, you're up.
01:18:15.052 --> 01:18:24.175
[UNKNOWN]: So we've been going 50-50 on spells, but I have like a champion aura that I feel like is vaguely magicy-based.
01:18:24.235 --> 01:18:26.595
[UNKNOWN]: Would I also do a 50-50 to see if it works?
01:18:26.875 --> 01:18:30.516
[UNKNOWN]: I would say that the aura works, the effects of the aura will be in 50-50.
01:18:30.836 --> 01:18:32.036
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, if that makes sense.
01:18:32.056 --> 01:18:32.757
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, I can see that.
01:18:33.137 --> 01:18:35.957
[UNKNOWN]: So Mothman sees, oh, we're not still the anymore.
01:18:36.097 --> 01:18:40.338
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, then he throws his wings open and he seems taller, cooler,
01:18:43.959 --> 01:18:50.943
[UNKNOWN]: And he will stride over to our ostensibly vampire friend and I would like to attempt to break up in the cage.
01:18:51.223 --> 01:18:58.667
[UNKNOWN]: That will be a DC-17 melee check unless there is something specific that you want to argue for and how you're doing this.
01:18:59.187 --> 01:19:00.268
[UNKNOWN]: Cool, yeah, I'll melee attack.
01:19:02.393 --> 01:19:04.454
[UNKNOWN]: 23 on the melee roll.
01:19:04.814 --> 01:19:08.076
[UNKNOWN]: All right, so the road island vampire is rolling and it should have.
01:19:08.436 --> 01:19:14.180
[UNKNOWN]: Monthly we'll lean down and can I remember where the closest hospital is based on like looking at the window while we travel?
01:19:14.540 --> 01:19:15.981
[UNKNOWN]: I will say for the fun of it, sure.
01:19:16.741 --> 01:19:17.982
[UNKNOWN]: So if you want to go ahead and go like,
01:19:18.642 --> 01:19:38.094
[UNKNOWN]: six miles back east and then you want to stay kind of like adjacent to the interstate that's right there and if you get off at the on ramp and turn left uh i'm pretty sure DeBurkey Loses is curable now so good luck she will politely curtsy and bear some things god dort
01:19:41.137 --> 01:19:42.599
[UNKNOWN]: It's all it came up into my mind.
01:19:42.679 --> 01:19:44.822
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, it's perfect.
01:19:44.962 --> 01:19:46.384
[UNKNOWN]: It's perfect.
01:19:46.805 --> 01:19:53.013
[UNKNOWN]: So I'm assuming that was action to move action for ORA action for Breakout yep, that's all three yep, yep.
01:19:53.314 --> 01:19:54.856
[UNKNOWN]: All right, so over to the court
01:19:55.993 --> 01:19:58.617
[UNKNOWN]: That was a 19 plus 10.
01:19:58.858 --> 01:20:01.682
[UNKNOWN]: That is a critical success for breaking out the Hodag.
01:20:02.083 --> 01:20:03.545
[UNKNOWN]: Hodag will have a floating bottle.
01:20:03.605 --> 01:20:05.268
[UNKNOWN]: He's literally a machine.
01:20:05.969 --> 01:20:08.793
[UNKNOWN]: It will then turn and await further instructions.
01:20:09.535 --> 01:20:10.196
[UNKNOWN]: Come with me.
01:20:11.217 --> 01:20:13.958
[UNKNOWN]: it will then spend its movement to stand beside you.
01:20:14.378 --> 01:20:15.399
[UNKNOWN]: Yay!
01:20:15.859 --> 01:20:17.960
[UNKNOWN]: And then activate defenses.
01:20:19.360 --> 01:20:32.565
[UNKNOWN]: So the little carrot-shaped conical extensions in its head will shrink about half-way each, and that matter will displace to enhance its shielding all throughout the rest of its body.
01:20:32.965 --> 01:20:36.468
[UNKNOWN]: so he gets a plus two bonus to its AC until the start of its next turn.
01:20:36.908 --> 01:20:40.752
[UNKNOWN]: And that will be it for the Gort, so Nessie, it is over to you.
01:20:41.072 --> 01:20:42.773
[UNKNOWN]: The clown that Bigfoot told to run.
01:20:43.054 --> 01:20:44.054
[UNKNOWN]: Is he at to take off?
01:20:44.134 --> 01:20:45.956
[UNKNOWN]: Bigfoot, go ahead and quickly roll intimidation.
01:20:46.877 --> 01:20:49.339
[UNKNOWN]: His will say was a nine, so if you beat a nine, he's scared.
01:20:50.019 --> 01:20:50.680
[UNKNOWN]: I rolled a two.
01:20:51.080 --> 01:20:51.200
[UNKNOWN]: Oh.
01:20:51.541 --> 01:20:55.224
[UNKNOWN]: That clown is not mechanically affected by Bigfoot's intimidation.
01:20:55.824 --> 01:20:56.004
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
01:20:56.525 --> 01:20:57.766
[UNKNOWN]: I know it's diminishing returns.
01:20:59.232 --> 01:21:08.159
[UNKNOWN]: I'm gonna level three freaking attacks with that clown who's stabbed me go for it first hit is going to be 14.
01:21:08.239 --> 01:21:12.203
[UNKNOWN]: I can do math 14 will not hit second one is a critical failure.
01:21:12.683 --> 01:21:14.444
[UNKNOWN]: Oh Third one is a critical failure.
01:21:14.604 --> 01:21:20.689
[UNKNOWN]: Oh wow So he will be effectively cartwheeling around your swings.
01:21:21.070 --> 01:21:25.253
[UNKNOWN]: I'm in such a blind rage What a fuckass roll holy shit
01:21:27.020 --> 01:21:29.421
[UNKNOWN]: play a jump rope with your giant nessey neck.
01:21:45.205 --> 01:21:46.426
[UNKNOWN]: I think we're just trying to escape.
01:21:46.746 --> 01:21:53.753
[UNKNOWN]: I will say at this point, everyone except for the Beast of Busco has been released from their containment.
01:21:54.493 --> 01:21:57.896
[UNKNOWN]: I cannot leave in a sense being oppressed behind.
01:21:57.916 --> 01:22:00.379
[UNKNOWN]: That's just not acceptable for me.
01:22:00.419 --> 01:22:01.860
[UNKNOWN]: So I'm gonna try and free.
01:22:01.880 --> 01:22:03.141
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
01:22:03.221 --> 01:22:03.481
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
01:22:04.570 --> 01:22:13.757
[UNKNOWN]: With that being the case, he's gonna show Sarah some dancer teams, but also while in front of her, let her know.
01:22:13.777 --> 01:22:19.742
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, by the way, you know how all of you have these little quick changes in between shows.
01:22:20.823 --> 01:22:24.886
[UNKNOWN]: Well, I myself can do a little bit of a quick change myself.
01:22:24.966 --> 01:22:31.791
[UNKNOWN]: He will go ahead and shape shift into her dance partner that he has seen in other shows.
01:22:32.611 --> 01:22:34.052
[UNKNOWN]: for your chain shape ability.
01:22:34.152 --> 01:22:36.934
[UNKNOWN]: I will need you to make me a deception check to impersonate.
01:22:37.194 --> 01:22:41.157
[UNKNOWN]: I did roll an 18 on that and 18 will succeed.
01:22:41.177 --> 01:22:45.039
[UNKNOWN]: Yes, that was seven plus five for perception.
01:22:45.099 --> 01:22:53.245
[UNKNOWN]: So not going to be a crit, but it will successfully capture her attention and it will catch Louis laughing stocks.
01:22:53.505 --> 01:22:53.525
[UNKNOWN]: I
01:22:54.425 --> 01:22:54.626
[UNKNOWN]: Oh!
01:22:55.006 --> 01:23:06.574
[UNKNOWN]: Over-exerting himself a little bit in pulling the Spectrumus in, he is wiping some sweat from his brow, breathing a little heavily, and will start to make his way over towards you seeing that something is a foot.
01:23:06.874 --> 01:23:08.095
[UNKNOWN]: Not woo-ey!
01:23:08.115 --> 01:23:14.140
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, Hater, a bigger part, terribly sorry about this, but can I get a look at your eyes?
01:23:14.740 --> 01:23:17.622
[UNKNOWN]: Darling, you want to look into these little peepers?
01:23:18.243 --> 01:23:19.604
[UNKNOWN]: I think that's a bit of a charge.
01:23:19.924 --> 01:23:21.305
[UNKNOWN]: Yep, that's what I asked you!
01:23:21.993 --> 01:23:22.994
[UNKNOWN]: All right, fine.
01:23:23.414 --> 01:23:25.575
[UNKNOWN]: Don't worry, nothing to see here.
01:23:26.295 --> 01:23:30.738
[UNKNOWN]: And as he says that, I'm gonna go ahead and call up a sweetie.
01:23:31.598 --> 01:23:35.980
[UNKNOWN]: So as he's looking into the eye, a sweetie comes starting out at him.
01:23:36.761 --> 01:23:36.841
[UNKNOWN]: Oh!
01:23:36.861 --> 01:23:41.903
[UNKNOWN]: All right, I will say that that will just work in terms of distracting him.
01:23:41.923 --> 01:23:48.387
[UNKNOWN]: So he will be considered off guard and will stumble backwards as a raven flies out at him.
01:23:49.067 --> 01:23:51.008
[UNKNOWN]: And I think that's gonna be all my actions that I can do.
01:23:51.388 --> 01:23:53.469
[UNKNOWN]: All righty, so the Hodag will be next.
01:23:53.829 --> 01:23:54.830
[UNKNOWN]: That they're a Hodag.
01:23:55.030 --> 01:23:56.211
[UNKNOWN]: He is from Wisconsin.
01:23:56.811 --> 01:23:57.712
[UNKNOWN]: He's right.
01:23:57.732 --> 01:24:01.073
[UNKNOWN]: Look at that beast game and don't be he can some literally anywhere, but Wisconsin.
01:24:01.093 --> 01:24:03.675
[UNKNOWN]: That's the only place I can come up with something called a Hodag.
01:24:05.336 --> 01:24:12.920
[UNKNOWN]: He's just going to charge forward and make a claw attack at the strong man.
01:24:14.482 --> 01:24:17.683
[UNKNOWN]: that is a 16-to-hit, so unfortunately that will miss.
01:24:18.303 --> 01:24:19.844
[UNKNOWN]: So that will end the Hodax turn.
01:24:20.844 --> 01:24:32.967
[UNKNOWN]: Strongman, no longer off guard, is going to turn around and strike at the Hodax with a barbell, a route, and that will be a two-action, concussive strike.
01:24:32.987 --> 01:24:33.247
[UNKNOWN]: Whoa!
01:24:34.228 --> 01:24:38.229
[UNKNOWN]: That will be a 21, which will hit, it will not crit.
01:24:41.575 --> 01:24:44.176
[UNKNOWN]: And that was two actions for the concussive strike.
01:24:44.776 --> 01:24:48.638
[UNKNOWN]: It will make another one action to call to arms.
01:24:49.258 --> 01:24:54.200
[UNKNOWN]: So every circus member within 30 feet now has an attack of opportunity.
01:24:54.400 --> 01:24:57.321
[UNKNOWN]: As he will haul her out to everyone.
01:24:58.661 --> 01:25:00.862
[UNKNOWN]: The freaks are escaping containment.
01:25:01.202 --> 01:25:02.703
[UNKNOWN]: Everyone on your guard.
01:25:02.723 --> 01:25:03.923
[UNKNOWN]: Well, that's real.
01:25:04.063 --> 01:25:05.424
[UNKNOWN]: My, that's a little bit.
01:25:06.635 --> 01:25:10.258
[UNKNOWN]: There is no judgment in that term, that is just what you are classified as.
01:25:10.298 --> 01:25:11.258
[UNKNOWN]: This is the freak show.
01:25:11.298 --> 01:25:13.880
[UNKNOWN]: Mmm, still feels a little bit hurtful.
01:25:14.020 --> 01:25:16.402
[UNKNOWN]: I mean, I still take a really little fence to that.
01:25:16.842 --> 01:25:20.625
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, I mean, we're not freaks in nature, we were just part of nature.
01:25:20.745 --> 01:25:24.828
[UNKNOWN]: So there's not really, I wouldn't say anything freaky about it.
01:25:25.068 --> 01:25:26.349
[UNKNOWN]: Rosie and I are kind of freaks.
01:25:26.689 --> 01:25:29.510
[UNKNOWN]: I think the freakyest one isn't even in this immediate area.
01:25:29.950 --> 01:25:32.051
[UNKNOWN]: I can't judge.
01:25:32.211 --> 01:25:34.532
[UNKNOWN]: This clown forgets turn is going to tumble.
01:25:34.593 --> 01:25:37.234
[UNKNOWN]: Nooo!
01:25:38.114 --> 01:25:46.058
[UNKNOWN]: I will need Nessie, Rosie, Mothman, Gort and the Hodag to make a reflex save.
01:25:47.923 --> 01:25:48.823
[UNKNOWN]: It's a bully.
01:25:49.084 --> 01:25:51.606
[UNKNOWN]: I mean, Mike's name was 14, 14 is the D.C.
01:25:51.766 --> 01:25:52.186
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, cool.
01:25:52.526 --> 01:25:53.487
[UNKNOWN]: Ah, 22.
01:25:53.507 --> 01:25:55.168
[UNKNOWN]: Am I going to be off-guard again, though?
01:25:55.469 --> 01:25:56.590
[UNKNOWN]: Ah, you will be off-guard.
01:25:56.630 --> 01:25:57.290
[UNKNOWN]: I hate this guy.
01:25:57.450 --> 01:25:58.271
[UNKNOWN]: I hate these clowns.
01:25:58.331 --> 01:26:00.333
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, he's totally everywhere.
01:26:00.553 --> 01:26:05.276
[UNKNOWN]: The court critically succeeded, so it is on effect.
01:26:05.296 --> 01:26:05.577
[UNKNOWN]: Yay!
01:26:06.217 --> 01:26:11.341
[UNKNOWN]: On 24, but I used a mythic point to rewrite fate because I'm not fucking dealing with this.
01:26:12.774 --> 01:26:15.015
[UNKNOWN]: That is a critical success, so you are on effect.
01:26:15.035 --> 01:26:15.375
[UNKNOWN]: Woo!
01:26:15.776 --> 01:26:16.076
[UNKNOWN]: Nice.
01:26:16.316 --> 01:26:17.336
[UNKNOWN]: And that will end his turn.
01:26:17.697 --> 01:26:29.742
[UNKNOWN]: Now the dancer will turn back to Bigfoot, as you were trying to intimidate the clown and presumably this dancer, this dancer is going to effectively try to enthrall you with a dance.
01:26:30.183 --> 01:26:30.283
[UNKNOWN]: Oh.
01:26:30.483 --> 01:26:36.186
[UNKNOWN]: And we'll begin to bob and weave and spin and pull you in to a tango.
01:26:36.826 --> 01:26:39.347
[UNKNOWN]: You will need to make a DC-17 will save.
01:26:42.104 --> 01:26:43.425
[UNKNOWN]: What is 3?
01:26:43.605 --> 01:26:45.145
[UNKNOWN]: That is a success.
01:26:45.725 --> 01:26:51.008
[UNKNOWN]: So, you will not gain the status penalties for falling to the dancers' curse.
01:26:51.488 --> 01:26:51.788
[UNKNOWN]: Oh!
01:26:52.248 --> 01:27:00.411
[UNKNOWN]: Instead, seeing that that does not work, will then attempt to swivel behind and make a couple of attacks with its baton.
01:27:01.392 --> 01:27:02.912
[UNKNOWN]: A 17-to-hit.
01:27:03.132 --> 01:27:03.773
[UNKNOWN]: That's 17-its.
01:27:05.153 --> 01:27:06.514
[UNKNOWN]: And a 16 to hit.
01:27:06.914 --> 01:27:07.914
[UNKNOWN]: Yep, they both hit.
01:27:08.794 --> 01:27:11.655
[UNKNOWN]: So before damage and then not well end her turn.
01:27:12.055 --> 01:27:19.038
[UNKNOWN]: Okay for damage as she dances, and I just go like, yeah She turns around and he's like, ow, ow, okay.
01:27:19.078 --> 01:27:20.498
[UNKNOWN]: It looked like it wasn't that bad.
01:27:20.518 --> 01:27:22.659
[UNKNOWN]: It's just I'm not stopping my thing, okay?
01:27:23.795 --> 01:27:29.577
[UNKNOWN]: Then the vampire is going to jump out at the clown that just finished its tumble.
01:27:30.238 --> 01:27:33.659
[UNKNOWN]: She is going to make a claw attack.
01:27:34.840 --> 01:27:38.761
[UNKNOWN]: That'll be a D8 plus six slashing and it is grabbed because it is grabbed.
01:27:39.221 --> 01:27:42.163
[UNKNOWN]: She is going to spend another action action to move.
01:27:42.363 --> 01:27:45.524
[UNKNOWN]: Action to slash action to drink blood.
01:27:46.444 --> 01:27:48.045
[UNKNOWN]: She will gain 5-10 HP.
01:27:54.187 --> 01:28:04.351
[UNKNOWN]: So now for the melon head, it is going to run and attempt to in snare this dancer calling to pull up the roots.
01:28:04.891 --> 01:28:10.694
[UNKNOWN]: I am going to say, evens, and that is a two, so that does go through as normal.
01:28:12.094 --> 01:28:20.978
[UNKNOWN]: That is a 27, which will crit the dancer will be in snareed, so she cannot move and she will take
01:28:22.334 --> 01:28:23.334
[UNKNOWN]: seven damage to her.
01:28:23.354 --> 01:28:32.198
[UNKNOWN]: So now the lizard man is going to fire another poison dart at the very heavily damaged clown.
01:28:33.478 --> 01:28:36.980
[UNKNOWN]: That was a 24 which is not a crit but will hit.
01:28:38.582 --> 01:28:40.803
[UNKNOWN]: and that clown is hanging on a two-h fee.
01:28:40.923 --> 01:28:41.663
[UNKNOWN]: Oh man.
01:28:42.103 --> 01:28:46.485
[UNKNOWN]: He is going to run up to him and melee attack.
01:28:47.305 --> 01:28:48.486
[UNKNOWN]: That is an 18-to-hit.
01:28:48.706 --> 01:28:50.967
[UNKNOWN]: There is no way that it does not kill this clown.
01:28:51.567 --> 01:28:58.730
[UNKNOWN]: He is going to pounce and scramble on top of it and begin to tear this clown to France.
01:29:04.416 --> 01:29:06.597
[UNKNOWN]: And that will end the lizard man's turn.
01:29:07.238 --> 01:29:08.819
[UNKNOWN]: Now it is the other clown's turn.
01:29:09.219 --> 01:29:12.922
[UNKNOWN]: The other clown is going to make three dagger attacks.
01:29:13.702 --> 01:29:15.043
[UNKNOWN]: First one at Bigfoot.
01:29:16.084 --> 01:29:17.404
[UNKNOWN]: 23 to hit.
01:29:17.885 --> 01:29:18.445
[UNKNOWN]: That is.
01:29:19.005 --> 01:29:19.866
[UNKNOWN]: Second attack.
01:29:21.407 --> 01:29:22.348
[UNKNOWN]: Attent to hit.
01:29:22.408 --> 01:29:23.208
[UNKNOWN]: That does not hit.
01:29:23.568 --> 01:29:23.889
[UNKNOWN]: And then.
01:29:25.193 --> 01:29:27.175
[UNKNOWN]: try to swivel around and hit Nessie with a six.
01:29:27.735 --> 01:29:29.076
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, no, that's not Nads, no.
01:29:29.236 --> 01:29:34.020
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, that will be five piercing damage to you big foot and that will end the clown's turn.
01:29:34.620 --> 01:29:35.341
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, okay.
01:29:35.621 --> 01:29:36.722
[UNKNOWN]: And big foot, it is your turn.
01:29:37.042 --> 01:29:37.483
[UNKNOWN]: You know what?
01:29:38.123 --> 01:29:38.844
[UNKNOWN]: I was a tax.
01:29:39.244 --> 01:29:39.885
[UNKNOWN]: I told him to run.
01:29:40.085 --> 01:29:41.786
[UNKNOWN]: So this clown's gonna fucking get it.
01:29:41.966 --> 01:29:45.889
[UNKNOWN]: I'm gonna use my, uh, gouging claw against the clown.
01:29:46.970 --> 01:30:03.035
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, you temporarily morph your limb into a clawed appendage, make a melee spell attack, roll against your target's AC, I hit ideal my choice of 2d6 slashing, or 2d6 piercing, plus 2 persisted bleed damage on a crit success, I deal a double damage and double bleed.
01:30:03.155 --> 01:30:04.716
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, already go ahead and roll to hit.
01:30:06.717 --> 01:30:08.957
[UNKNOWN]: Ah, boo, that is uh, 11 to hit.
01:30:09.338 --> 01:30:10.498
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, and 11 will not hit.
01:30:11.158 --> 01:30:14.279
[UNKNOWN]: Hmm, so why I want to use my hero point now?
01:30:18.575 --> 01:30:19.957
[UNKNOWN]: Much better!
01:30:20.378 --> 01:30:23.922
[UNKNOWN]: That was a 19 on a die plus five, 24 to hit.
01:30:24.023 --> 01:30:24.623
[UNKNOWN]: 24 will hit.
01:30:24.663 --> 01:30:25.004
[UNKNOWN]: Nice.
01:30:25.525 --> 01:30:29.510
[UNKNOWN]: And this is gonna be 2D6 slashing damage.
01:30:33.115 --> 01:30:35.218
[UNKNOWN]: And that's gonna be a grand total of nine.
01:30:36.311 --> 01:30:38.873
[UNKNOWN]: I told you to run, you should have ran, boy.
01:30:39.613 --> 01:30:42.055
[UNKNOWN]: And they use my final action.
01:30:42.896 --> 01:30:46.519
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, just like punch him in the face, his dessert is at one or two actions.
01:30:46.779 --> 01:30:48.880
[UNKNOWN]: Um, that would be a fist attack, that is one action.
01:30:49.060 --> 01:30:49.841
[UNKNOWN]: Cool, I'll just punch him.
01:30:50.662 --> 01:30:52.203
[UNKNOWN]: Three plus four, seven hit.
01:30:52.763 --> 01:30:53.744
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, seven will not hit.
01:30:53.804 --> 01:30:54.704
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, damn.
01:30:55.204 --> 01:30:56.725
[UNKNOWN]: Alrighty, Rosie, it is your turn.
01:30:57.045 --> 01:31:07.311
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, Rosie is going to run south and push into the mind of the strong man, and just go, woo!
01:31:08.091 --> 01:31:10.933
[UNKNOWN]: And the strong man will need to make a will save.
01:31:11.393 --> 01:31:12.134
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, even her odd.
01:31:12.314 --> 01:31:14.255
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, uh, odd, odd always.
01:31:15.070 --> 01:31:16.011
[UNKNOWN]: 19, that is odd.
01:31:16.391 --> 01:31:18.933
[UNKNOWN]: So we'll be joining you on fire.
01:31:19.154 --> 01:31:19.974
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
01:31:20.235 --> 01:31:21.315
[UNKNOWN]: We'll save us an eight.
01:31:21.656 --> 01:31:23.137
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, I'm casting days.
01:31:23.177 --> 01:31:25.639
[UNKNOWN]: So I push into Target's mind and days it with a mental jolt.
01:31:25.919 --> 01:31:28.221
[UNKNOWN]: The jolt deals 1d6 mental damage.
01:31:28.662 --> 01:31:31.584
[UNKNOWN]: My DC is 12.
01:31:31.624 --> 01:31:33.166
[UNKNOWN]: So that is not a critical failure.
01:31:33.466 --> 01:31:35.568
[UNKNOWN]: But I will do 1d6 mental damage.
01:31:36.963 --> 01:31:41.267
[UNKNOWN]: Eh, that's one, uh, I could've come up with something better than boo.
01:31:41.407 --> 01:31:41.787
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
01:31:41.947 --> 01:31:42.608
[UNKNOWN]: Doubt it, Doubt it.
01:31:43.228 --> 01:31:43.889
[UNKNOWN]: That ends my turn.
01:31:44.289 --> 01:31:45.890
[UNKNOWN]: All right, Mothman, it's your turn.
01:31:46.251 --> 01:31:49.053
[UNKNOWN]: First, Mothman is going to look at the lizard man.
01:31:49.433 --> 01:31:51.235
[UNKNOWN]: It's so gravely and seriously.
01:31:51.255 --> 01:31:54.177
[UNKNOWN]: Like, are you aware that I did not communicate this?
01:31:54.397 --> 01:31:56.339
[UNKNOWN]: We are not murdering people.
01:31:56.719 --> 01:31:57.460
[UNKNOWN]: You can lead.
01:31:57.480 --> 01:31:57.540
[UNKNOWN]: Ha!
01:31:59.221 --> 01:32:02.384
[UNKNOWN]: It will look up to you with a severed arm hanging out of its mouth.
01:32:02.864 --> 01:32:04.526
[UNKNOWN]: I just kind of cock its head to the side.
01:32:05.503 --> 01:32:13.031
[UNKNOWN]: Well, I, I tried, I will move over to the big beast cage and, uh, try and get it open.
01:32:13.291 --> 01:32:14.973
[UNKNOWN]: All right, melee attack DC 17.
01:32:14.993 --> 01:32:15.313
[UNKNOWN]: 12.
01:32:16.014 --> 01:32:20.599
[UNKNOWN]: If you would like to try again, you can spend another action doing it.
01:32:21.019 --> 01:32:24.623
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, you will take your multi attack penalty, so it would be whatever your second hit would be.
01:32:25.023 --> 01:32:27.724
[UNKNOWN]: That is all right for this one.
01:32:28.085 --> 01:32:38.170
[UNKNOWN]: Can I use recall knowledge to try to remember how to like hit glass in weak points to team myself up next round?
01:32:38.490 --> 01:32:44.493
[UNKNOWN]: I will say that by doing that, that will give you a plus two to your attempts to break out next time you do it.
01:32:45.133 --> 01:32:48.577
[UNKNOWN]: Sweet and then last month, and we'll call out everyone.
01:32:48.857 --> 01:32:50.919
[UNKNOWN]: I just got to get him out and then we are going.
01:32:51.199 --> 01:32:58.826
[UNKNOWN]: Do not forget our friend the moose that made this O possible please start heading calmly to the exits and get the moose on the way out.
01:32:58.846 --> 01:32:59.487
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
01:32:59.547 --> 01:33:01.109
[UNKNOWN]: All right, you're able to do a wee twist
01:33:01.889 --> 01:33:08.591
[UNKNOWN]: It is the Gorts turn, the last thing that it heard was everyone go to the exit, so it will take that as a command.
01:33:08.611 --> 01:33:09.912
[UNKNOWN]: I'm sorry, Rosie.
01:33:10.212 --> 01:33:12.293
[UNKNOWN]: So it will move its speed.
01:33:12.473 --> 01:33:14.253
[UNKNOWN]: Did it also here get the moose?
01:33:14.553 --> 01:33:18.875
[UNKNOWN]: So it will spend free movement heading toward the exit and seeing the moose on the way.
01:33:18.955 --> 01:33:22.556
[UNKNOWN]: We'll take that affirmative as a second command.
01:33:23.056 --> 01:33:29.919
[UNKNOWN]: The other circus employees will see the Gorts very obviously heavily walking towards the exit towards them.
01:33:30.759 --> 01:33:33.140
[UNKNOWN]: Oh boy, that's a lot of cartwheels.
01:33:33.900 --> 01:33:34.920
[UNKNOWN]: I guess he is your turn.
01:33:34.940 --> 01:33:35.660
[UNKNOWN]: Alright, Tee.
01:33:35.900 --> 01:33:39.061
[UNKNOWN]: Also just to free you guys up, Mothman was not voted leader or anything.
01:33:39.081 --> 01:33:40.342
[UNKNOWN]: You don't have to listen to him.
01:33:41.322 --> 01:33:42.622
[UNKNOWN]: He's just out here saying it.
01:33:43.042 --> 01:33:44.623
[UNKNOWN]: I'll try to free the moves anyway, so.
01:33:44.943 --> 01:33:48.524
[UNKNOWN]: I guess I can beat up the strong man again.
01:33:49.084 --> 01:33:49.464
[UNKNOWN]: Go for it.
01:33:50.264 --> 01:33:51.165
[UNKNOWN]: That's a seven.
01:33:51.405 --> 01:33:52.105
[UNKNOWN]: That will not hit.
01:33:52.723 --> 01:33:54.224
[UNKNOWN]: We'll let him burn the mythic coin for this.
01:33:54.684 --> 01:33:55.324
[UNKNOWN]: Mythic point.
01:33:55.625 --> 01:33:56.865
[UNKNOWN]: Did I do a refram?
01:33:56.885 --> 01:33:57.486
[UNKNOWN]: Shut the star.
01:33:57.666 --> 01:34:00.527
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god, I'll burn a mythic point and give it a shot.
01:34:00.588 --> 01:34:01.068
[UNKNOWN]: Let's see.
01:34:02.048 --> 01:34:02.849
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, it is.
01:34:02.909 --> 01:34:03.369
[UNKNOWN]: It's 20.
01:34:03.809 --> 01:34:04.850
[UNKNOWN]: So it's 20 will hit.
01:34:04.870 --> 01:34:06.311
[UNKNOWN]: Yay!
01:34:06.771 --> 01:34:09.333
[UNKNOWN]: He will take a 12 damage.
01:34:09.673 --> 01:34:11.013
[UNKNOWN]: Is that man still strong?
01:34:11.033 --> 01:34:11.854
[UNKNOWN]: Sounds like it.
01:34:12.714 --> 01:34:14.015
[UNKNOWN]: He is a strong man.
01:34:14.255 --> 01:34:14.956
[UNKNOWN]: Oh man.
01:34:15.336 --> 01:34:17.317
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, they get an opportunity tax and I move no thing.
01:34:17.637 --> 01:34:20.559
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, yes, because he used his thing to give them opportunity tax.
01:34:22.848 --> 01:34:23.997
[UNKNOWN]: That is a three.
01:34:25.805 --> 01:34:27.967
[UNKNOWN]: I'm gonna cry, it's a 16.
01:34:29.228 --> 01:34:32.371
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, it's a 17, might as one, because it's my third attack.
01:34:32.671 --> 01:34:35.374
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, hate to see it, but that will end your turn.
01:34:35.434 --> 01:34:36.935
[UNKNOWN]: Jersey devil, back over to you.
01:34:37.475 --> 01:34:41.219
[UNKNOWN]: And this is when I will add in all of the rest of the circus.
01:34:41.599 --> 01:34:43.841
[UNKNOWN]: No, we'll have to move after your turn.
01:34:43.981 --> 01:34:44.241
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
01:34:44.882 --> 01:34:46.784
[UNKNOWN]: So, the sweetie came out fluent, Louis.
01:34:47.464 --> 01:34:48.785
[UNKNOWN]: That's kind of a tell.
01:34:49.366 --> 01:34:52.589
[UNKNOWN]: Would I be able to get a gauge on how Sarah's feeling?
01:34:53.109 --> 01:35:00.075
[UNKNOWN]: I would say by this point, the commotion is kind of too much too ignore and she is starting to panic.
01:35:00.556 --> 01:35:01.477
[UNKNOWN]: Don't worry, darling.
01:35:01.877 --> 01:35:08.403
[UNKNOWN]: I'll head of this and he will go ahead and cast cycle of retribution.
01:35:08.643 --> 01:35:10.645
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, please describe cycle of retribution.
01:35:11.070 --> 01:35:18.856
[UNKNOWN]: An understanding of how violence begins more violence fills your target, causing it mental anguish when it attempts to take a violent action.
01:35:19.316 --> 01:35:21.538
[UNKNOWN]: A target must attempt a will saving throw.
01:35:21.638 --> 01:35:23.559
[UNKNOWN]: Gotcha, before he does that even a rod.
01:35:24.040 --> 01:35:25.421
[UNKNOWN]: Ooh, let's go with even.
01:35:26.807 --> 01:35:29.669
[UNKNOWN]: Three, uh, should have done odd.
01:35:30.089 --> 01:35:33.711
[UNKNOWN]: Unfortunately, this magic will get siphoned up by the Spectrumus.
01:35:34.292 --> 01:35:34.612
[UNKNOWN]: Awesome.
01:35:34.972 --> 01:35:38.815
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, noticing that it doesn't work the way that he wants.
01:35:39.315 --> 01:35:46.719
[UNKNOWN]: He will try to kind of coax Sarah along with him, leading her in the direction of everybody else.
01:35:47.060 --> 01:35:52.143
[UNKNOWN]: He's kind of using her as a shield, but it makes it seem like he's trying to take her away from harm.
01:35:53.061 --> 01:35:53.381
[UNKNOWN]: Okay.
01:35:54.002 --> 01:36:03.607
[UNKNOWN]: So, with the rest of the circus kind of seeing the commotion, Mariana's going to look over, see that exchange and interaction happen, and we'll put two and two together.
01:36:04.067 --> 01:36:09.610
[UNKNOWN]: She is going to run to try to angle herself, pull out a pistol and aim it at you.
01:36:09.870 --> 01:36:11.191
[UNKNOWN]: Good for her, stay strapped.
01:36:12.692 --> 01:36:14.313
[UNKNOWN]: And does a 15 hit?
01:36:14.653 --> 01:36:15.193
[UNKNOWN]: Does not.
01:36:15.533 --> 01:36:17.194
[UNKNOWN]: So, she will fire.
01:36:17.214 --> 01:36:21.257
[UNKNOWN]: The bullet will fly past you, and there is a loud bang.
01:36:22.237 --> 01:36:28.022
[UNKNOWN]: If you look over your shoulder, you will see Louis laughing stock clutching at his chest.
01:36:28.482 --> 01:36:37.550
[UNKNOWN]: He is going to stumble back a couple of steps and then very shakily pull a popped balloon animal out from his coat.
01:36:39.860 --> 01:36:41.581
[UNKNOWN]: trembling he's going to toss it aside.
01:36:41.601 --> 01:36:55.766
[UNKNOWN]: He is going to breathe a deep sigh of relief and again start wiping off perfusive sweat, struggling and breathing a little bit harder as he is trying to shake off the nerves of a very close call.
01:36:56.326 --> 01:36:57.026
[UNKNOWN]: My god.
01:36:57.607 --> 01:36:59.827
[UNKNOWN]: She is then going to use the remainder of her movement to
01:37:01.388 --> 01:37:08.716
[UNKNOWN]: back towards Thomas Perrin to try to rouse him from his drunken stupor and get the situation under control.
01:37:09.216 --> 01:37:17.504
[UNKNOWN]: So that is the circus, now it is the Hodeg, and the Hodeg is going to use Rippentair to lash out at the strong man.
01:37:18.005 --> 01:37:22.229
[UNKNOWN]: So that is two claw strikes and one jaw strike as two actions.
01:37:25.582 --> 01:37:27.123
[UNKNOWN]: to only one of them will hit.
01:37:27.583 --> 01:37:30.045
[UNKNOWN]: Ugh, that will be 23 damage.
01:37:30.265 --> 01:37:31.085
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
01:37:31.486 --> 01:37:34.007
[UNKNOWN]: And that is going to fell the strong man.
01:37:34.127 --> 01:37:35.048
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
01:37:35.388 --> 01:37:36.189
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, oh.
01:37:36.209 --> 01:37:41.011
[UNKNOWN]: As it gnashes, lashes and he does not get back up.
01:37:41.652 --> 01:37:45.754
[UNKNOWN]: And then he will use the remainder his third action to run for it.
01:37:45.995 --> 01:37:47.736
[UNKNOWN]: Yes, good at it.
01:37:47.916 --> 01:37:49.497
[UNKNOWN]: May the flame forgive me my inaction.
01:37:50.077 --> 01:37:51.478
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, oh.
01:37:51.778 --> 01:37:54.420
[UNKNOWN]: The vampire is also going to run for it.
01:37:55.656 --> 01:38:00.740
[UNKNOWN]: Connecticut melon head is going to try to lash out and restrain the other clown.
01:38:01.340 --> 01:38:05.704
[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to say even that is a nine so that spell does not work.
01:38:05.744 --> 01:38:06.925
[UNKNOWN]: Hot all the way.
01:38:08.366 --> 01:38:14.471
[UNKNOWN]: The melon head will instead try to run and punch 11 that will miss.
01:38:14.851 --> 01:38:16.472
[UNKNOWN]: So that will end the melon head's turn.
01:38:17.293 --> 01:38:22.197
[UNKNOWN]: The lizard man is going to make an athletic check to clamber over
01:38:26.189 --> 01:38:48.628
[UNKNOWN]: That is a success, so the Lizard Man will action to acrobatics, action to move, and then we'll use its third action to start to lunge towards Louie laughing stock, does not have enough movement to close the gap and seeing the Lizard Man barreling towards him with blood and viscera dripping from its jaws.
01:38:49.489 --> 01:38:57.835
[UNKNOWN]: He is going to stumble back and, as he is sweating and breathing heavily, he will flop over and have a heart attack.
01:38:58.235 --> 01:39:01.738
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god, it's all wonderful.
01:39:02.298 --> 01:39:02.819
[UNKNOWN]: I love this.
01:39:03.339 --> 01:39:05.501
[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to do a great thing to this set this case.
01:39:05.521 --> 01:39:07.262
[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to do an fantastic show here.
01:39:08.162 --> 01:39:09.804
[UNKNOWN]: Holy shit.
01:39:10.624 --> 01:39:11.785
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
01:39:11.905 --> 01:39:13.066
[UNKNOWN]: He is down.
01:39:13.086 --> 01:39:14.127
[UNKNOWN]: I love it.
01:39:14.947 --> 01:39:20.492
[UNKNOWN]: I will say, um, part of the prompt that I was given for Louis laughing stock was he has to die.
01:39:20.512 --> 01:39:23.715
[UNKNOWN]: Aaron actually called it right up front.
01:39:25.410 --> 01:39:26.171
[UNKNOWN]: I had a vibe.
01:39:26.511 --> 01:39:30.893
[UNKNOWN]: Just for posterity, I want to read you what this submission was.
01:39:31.734 --> 01:39:41.219
[UNKNOWN]: A human male wearing a white and green clown outfit with X makeup over the eyes, North Midwestern accent, lead and most popular clown in circus has a twin brother who works as a magician.
01:39:41.680 --> 01:39:45.402
[UNKNOWN]: Do whatever you want with this guy as the idea is that he's destined to die.
01:39:47.208 --> 01:39:47.689
[UNKNOWN]: Awesome.
01:39:48.309 --> 01:39:49.910
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, other clown is going to take his turn.
01:39:49.930 --> 01:39:53.933
[UNKNOWN]: He is going to try to tumble his way through how dare you.
01:39:54.254 --> 01:40:00.699
[UNKNOWN]: Big foot, Nessie, the Ho-Dag and the Mellon Head will need to roll a reflexive DC-14.
01:40:01.099 --> 01:40:02.080
[UNKNOWN]: That's a crit fail.
01:40:02.901 --> 01:40:03.201
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, no!
01:40:03.221 --> 01:40:05.342
[UNKNOWN]: I swear, Nessie's going to die before the session's done.
01:40:05.423 --> 01:40:06.303
[UNKNOWN]: No!
01:40:06.764 --> 01:40:12.188
[UNKNOWN]: With a crit fail, you are knocked prone and you will take a D-6 of bludgeoning damage.
01:40:12.568 --> 01:40:13.489
[UNKNOWN]: I also got to be off guard.
01:40:13.649 --> 01:40:16.450
[UNKNOWN]: you'll be off guard and prone and three damage.
01:40:16.830 --> 01:40:20.131
[UNKNOWN]: I will be 21, so that will be a success, so you are off guard.
01:40:20.651 --> 01:40:24.033
[UNKNOWN]: The melon had critically succeeded, and so will be unaffected.
01:40:24.693 --> 01:40:30.635
[UNKNOWN]: Hoadag will also critically succeed, so Hoadag is unaffected, but that will end his turn, Rosie, it's you.
01:40:31.295 --> 01:40:39.158
[UNKNOWN]: Rosie is gonna begrudgingly turn behind them, look at Nessie, flopping like a fish on their side, and say,
01:40:40.629 --> 01:40:43.371
[UNKNOWN]: Do you need assistance, large aquatic creature?
01:40:43.391 --> 01:40:46.973
[UNKNOWN]: I think it eventually, I just need to... Huh?
01:40:47.094 --> 01:40:49.615
[UNKNOWN]: This is a flop and trying to get himself back of.
01:40:49.875 --> 01:40:53.298
[UNKNOWN]: Rosie does not have a nose, but where a bridge of a nose would be.
01:40:53.638 --> 01:40:54.919
[UNKNOWN]: Rosie is pinching.
01:40:55.660 --> 01:40:57.401
[UNKNOWN]: I will assist you in your stress.
01:40:58.001 --> 01:41:01.964
[UNKNOWN]: If, once we're out of here, you will continue to assist me on my journey.
01:41:02.404 --> 01:41:03.585
[UNKNOWN]: Anything to get away from here?
01:41:03.865 --> 01:41:04.646
[UNKNOWN]: I'll follow along.
01:41:05.046 --> 01:41:10.528
[UNKNOWN]: Rosie's going to sigh thinking that this was like an emergency rescue plan for themselves.
01:41:10.928 --> 01:41:19.491
[UNKNOWN]: Uh, it's going to pull out like a little healing cell via pop the cork of it and run up and apply it to Nessie.
01:41:19.891 --> 01:41:29.054
[UNKNOWN]: So I would like to use my elixir of life minor, which accelerates living creature's natural healing process and immune system.
01:41:29.474 --> 01:41:32.995
[UNKNOWN]: Elixir restores 1d6 hit points and the bonus is plus one.
01:41:33.195 --> 01:41:35.996
[UNKNOWN]: Let's see, I'll use my fancy metal dice, that's a five.
01:41:36.316 --> 01:41:37.777
[UNKNOWN]: Five is good, all right.
01:41:38.257 --> 01:41:47.322
[UNKNOWN]: I moved, I applied that potion, and then I'm gonna try and see, well, Nessie need to do to get back up on their belly.
01:41:47.442 --> 01:41:51.964
[UNKNOWN]: For Pathfinder getting up from prone, just cost you one action to become unprone.
01:41:52.908 --> 01:41:58.454
[UNKNOWN]: could I justify using one of my actions to help them get up from being prone?
01:41:58.474 --> 01:41:59.435
[UNKNOWN]: I don't all love that.
01:42:00.255 --> 01:42:03.278
[UNKNOWN]: I'm gonna use, and this is mostly for flavor.
01:42:03.539 --> 01:42:07.743
[UNKNOWN]: Basically, I'm gonna use kinetic ram to like, psychically push you back up.
01:42:08.564 --> 01:42:09.625
[UNKNOWN]: HLEEP!
01:42:09.785 --> 01:42:12.027
[UNKNOWN]: He flops back over on his belly again.
01:42:14.668 --> 01:42:17.589
[UNKNOWN]: This days made a lot of work, and that will end by turn.
01:42:18.229 --> 01:42:19.089
[UNKNOWN]: Alright, mythman.
01:42:19.589 --> 01:42:21.950
[UNKNOWN]: Mythman whispers into the box.
01:42:22.370 --> 01:42:26.311
[UNKNOWN]: I am baking you to please be the one-freed thing that doesn't kill anyone today.
01:42:26.431 --> 01:42:27.511
[UNKNOWN]: Okay, here we go!
01:42:27.571 --> 01:42:31.512
[UNKNOWN]: And I will go ahead and attempt to get this thing open.
01:42:31.792 --> 01:42:37.613
[UNKNOWN]: Alright, with a plus two bonus from your previous turn, go ahead and make a melee attack DC-17.
01:42:38.173 --> 01:42:41.354
[UNKNOWN]: 13 plus six plus two, will we did it, boys?
01:42:45.305 --> 01:42:47.006
[UNKNOWN]: I think that's everyone except the moose.
01:42:47.226 --> 01:42:47.986
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
01:42:48.006 --> 01:42:51.087
[UNKNOWN]: And to that end, 50 feet out towards the moose.
01:42:52.207 --> 01:42:53.488
[UNKNOWN]: And I just, hi.
01:42:53.968 --> 01:42:57.689
[UNKNOWN]: And the beast of Basko got a Nat 20 on initiative, so it will go immediately.
01:42:57.909 --> 01:42:58.469
[UNKNOWN]: Sweet.
01:42:58.709 --> 01:42:59.950
[UNKNOWN]: It also is riding out.
01:43:00.010 --> 01:43:00.790
[UNKNOWN]: It's like water.
01:43:00.810 --> 01:43:02.030
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
01:43:02.050 --> 01:43:02.530
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
01:43:02.750 --> 01:43:05.011
[UNKNOWN]: It will surf out its water 40 feet.
01:43:05.651 --> 01:43:08.932
[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to quickly jump on Nessie to get out of the way of the title wave.
01:43:09.873 --> 01:43:11.753
[UNKNOWN]: That will end the beast's turn.
01:43:12.553 --> 01:43:13.994
[UNKNOWN]: And the Gorts turn.
01:43:14.549 --> 01:43:16.490
[UNKNOWN]: got a big airfall.
01:43:16.930 --> 01:43:23.733
[UNKNOWN]: The Gort marches straight by them because they are all staring at their fallen soldier.
01:43:24.293 --> 01:43:28.955
[UNKNOWN]: They will quickly run their way over to Louis laughing stock.
01:43:29.295 --> 01:43:29.895
[UNKNOWN]: Fantastic.
01:43:30.355 --> 01:43:31.676
[UNKNOWN]: As the Gort attempts
01:43:35.277 --> 01:43:37.879
[UNKNOWN]: that is in 18 on a 17 D.C.
01:43:38.200 --> 01:43:43.404
[UNKNOWN]: So, the Spectre Moose is broken pretty.
01:43:43.924 --> 01:43:44.865
[UNKNOWN]: That ends its turn.
01:43:45.285 --> 01:43:54.132
[UNKNOWN]: The clowns are all taking turns, wanted a time, running up to check Louis laughing stock's pulse, and each in turn, getting joy buzzered as they do.
01:43:56.490 --> 01:43:57.411
[UNKNOWN]: Let's see it as your turn.
01:43:57.891 --> 01:44:03.956
[UNKNOWN]: So first action, going to scoop Rosie and plop them on his back.
01:44:04.416 --> 01:44:05.017
[UNKNOWN]: Woo!
01:44:05.517 --> 01:44:08.600
[UNKNOWN]: My question is... Are you going to go bowling against the clowns?
01:44:08.660 --> 01:44:09.761
[UNKNOWN]: Go bowling for clowns.
01:44:09.781 --> 01:44:11.262
[UNKNOWN]: Are you going to go bowling for clowns?
01:44:11.522 --> 01:44:12.663
[UNKNOWN]: I'm going to go bowling for clowns.
01:44:12.803 --> 01:44:13.484
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
01:44:14.004 --> 01:44:17.767
[UNKNOWN]: Rosie at first jumping on your back is like, Hell yeah, this is going to be great.
01:44:18.047 --> 01:44:19.909
[UNKNOWN]: Seasy be lining for the clowns is like,
01:44:22.232 --> 01:44:26.401
[UNKNOWN]: I'm gonna say first action, Pickup Rosie, a second-in-thern action, stood in charge.
01:44:26.481 --> 01:44:27.603
[UNKNOWN]: But 40 feet.
01:44:29.879 --> 01:44:31.720
[UNKNOWN]: Would you say that's a valid move, damn?
01:44:32.121 --> 01:44:33.362
[UNKNOWN]: I would say that's a valid move.
01:44:33.722 --> 01:44:36.744
[UNKNOWN]: Make me a DC-12 athletics.
01:44:36.944 --> 01:44:40.727
[UNKNOWN]: If you succeed, you get a strike and they're all knocked prone.
01:44:41.448 --> 01:44:41.708
[UNKNOWN]: Nice.
01:44:41.888 --> 01:44:43.830
[UNKNOWN]: You've got to cry.
01:44:43.850 --> 01:44:46.031
[UNKNOWN]: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:44:46.612 --> 01:44:48.613
[UNKNOWN]: Can I use my help reaction?
01:44:49.354 --> 01:44:53.637
[UNKNOWN]: Yes, go ahead and make a DC-10.
01:44:54.338 --> 01:44:57.560
[UNKNOWN]: I believe a cultism would be the stat for you for this.
01:45:00.092 --> 01:45:02.817
[UNKNOWN]: That will be a 17.
01:45:03.238 --> 01:45:04.239
[UNKNOWN]: 17 will do it.
01:45:04.660 --> 01:45:04.961
[UNKNOWN]: So.
01:45:05.401 --> 01:45:07.144
[UNKNOWN]: Duck your head down.
01:45:07.725 --> 01:45:08.447
[UNKNOWN]: More aerodynamic.
01:45:08.487 --> 01:45:09.729
[UNKNOWN]: Think along.
01:45:09.749 --> 01:45:09.869
[UNKNOWN]: Go on.
01:45:09.889 --> 01:45:10.130
[UNKNOWN]: Go on.
01:45:10.150 --> 01:45:10.470
[UNKNOWN]: Go on.
01:45:10.490 --> 01:45:10.791
[UNKNOWN]: Go on.
01:45:10.811 --> 01:45:11.031
[UNKNOWN]: Go on.
01:45:11.312 --> 01:45:11.532
[UNKNOWN]: Go on.
01:45:11.552 --> 01:45:11.813
[UNKNOWN]: Go on.
01:45:11.833 --> 01:45:12.213
[UNKNOWN]: Go on.
01:45:15.068 --> 01:45:18.212
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, that's what's her.
01:45:18.673 --> 01:45:21.756
[UNKNOWN]: So all of the clowns are knocked over.
01:45:21.896 --> 01:45:24.019
[UNKNOWN]: Proceeds trembling on your back.
01:45:25.340 --> 01:45:31.328
[UNKNOWN]: So much about this erodinamix thing is said, but if it makes me hit harder, I'll listen to you.
01:45:34.411 --> 01:45:35.111
[UNKNOWN]: All right, JD.
01:45:35.992 --> 01:45:41.155
[UNKNOWN]: All righty, someone decided to take a shot at me and I didn't particularly like that.
01:45:41.855 --> 01:45:44.277
[UNKNOWN]: So first action, we're gonna move.
01:45:45.057 --> 01:45:50.440
[UNKNOWN]: Sarah can come along if she wants, but I think JD is kind of done with pretending.
01:45:50.960 --> 01:45:55.603
[UNKNOWN]: He will move his 25 feet and goes ahead and drops the disguise.
01:45:56.263 --> 01:45:57.124
[UNKNOWN]: Wait, is that an action?
01:45:57.524 --> 01:45:58.885
[UNKNOWN]: It is an action to drop this, guys.
01:45:59.465 --> 01:46:00.446
[UNKNOWN]: I'm keeping it.
01:46:01.306 --> 01:46:11.053
[UNKNOWN]: So he will go ahead and reach behind him and notice that Mariana had left her her cane that she uses for the show.
01:46:11.513 --> 01:46:13.634
[UNKNOWN]: And I believe she has a handgun on her, right?
01:46:13.894 --> 01:46:14.175
[UNKNOWN]: Yes.
01:46:14.615 --> 01:46:17.697
[UNKNOWN]: He looks behind him and sees Mariana's cane.
01:46:18.597 --> 01:46:18.737
[UNKNOWN]: And
01:46:19.798 --> 01:46:43.493
[UNKNOWN]: here remembers that this one also is a firearm so he'll go ahead and reach for that grab it and take a shot at Maryam so that's gonna be 19 on the dice uh 19 will hit sweet five damage all right and you know what yeah uh we will go ahead and drop the disguise because I thought I was gonna do something else but everyone
01:46:44.247 --> 01:46:51.833
[UNKNOWN]: Alright, Hodag is going to charge forward and is going to attempt to toss this dancer.
01:46:52.254 --> 01:46:53.555
[UNKNOWN]: Good bye my living shield.
01:46:54.435 --> 01:46:58.559
[UNKNOWN]: That is Sarah, so- Oh, bye Sarah, you seem nice.
01:46:58.919 --> 01:47:00.560
[UNKNOWN]: And she only liked me at about a 4 out of 5.
01:47:02.645 --> 01:47:08.567
[UNKNOWN]: So that was a 23 so she will be tossed into the air as she'll be fired.
01:47:08.807 --> 01:47:15.890
[UNKNOWN]: So she has thrown 10 feet in a straight line and lands prone, but she does not take any damage because she succeeded on the save.
01:47:16.590 --> 01:47:21.172
[UNKNOWN]: And then he will use the rest of his movements to continue to trample his way through.
01:47:22.313 --> 01:47:27.779
[UNKNOWN]: And his turn, other dancer is going to run for cover, and her turn.
01:47:27.939 --> 01:47:28.160
[UNKNOWN]: Nice.
01:47:28.200 --> 01:47:29.161
[UNKNOWN]: That one fair.
01:47:29.241 --> 01:47:29.661
[UNKNOWN]: Good call.
01:47:30.002 --> 01:47:32.705
[UNKNOWN]: Vampire is going to make a run for it.
01:47:33.085 --> 01:47:34.527
[UNKNOWN]: Mellon head is going to run for it.
01:47:35.168 --> 01:47:38.131
[UNKNOWN]: Lizard man is going to scramble away.
01:47:38.832 --> 01:48:01.550
[UNKNOWN]: This other clown is going to take out a little wind up car, make a tiny little hurts, and it's going to really quickly drive it over to these other clowns, get everybody up, put Louis laughing stock on a stretcher, and they all clamber in as he excitedly yells, we got to get out of here, everything's going to hell in the hand basket.
01:48:01.891 --> 01:48:03.512
[UNKNOWN]: Quick, if we want any
01:48:07.595 --> 01:48:09.516
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, bye guys, he's in the end off.
01:48:09.676 --> 01:48:13.219
[UNKNOWN]: Hell yeah, they will all drive away in a tiny hurts.
01:48:13.479 --> 01:48:14.179
[UNKNOWN]: Oh my god.
01:48:14.219 --> 01:48:15.760
[UNKNOWN]: As they head off towards the forest.
01:48:17.361 --> 01:48:18.822
[UNKNOWN]: Incredible.
01:48:19.362 --> 01:48:23.405
[UNKNOWN]: Mariana, I could completely bowl pastor Tornkis I never put her in an initiative.
01:48:23.805 --> 01:48:30.829
[UNKNOWN]: She is going to drag Thomas Paran away and the two are going to basically scramble and run for and cut their losses.
01:48:31.970 --> 01:48:34.912
[UNKNOWN]: And you are sufficiently out of combat by this point.
01:48:35.846 --> 01:48:36.686
[UNKNOWN]: Where's the moose?
01:48:37.267 --> 01:48:39.548
[UNKNOWN]: Further south, kind of looks taken care of though.
01:48:39.748 --> 01:48:42.029
[UNKNOWN]: So, oh, I think we're good.
01:48:42.409 --> 01:48:44.230
[UNKNOWN]: Oh, well, that's good.
01:48:44.490 --> 01:48:44.930
[UNKNOWN]: That's good.
01:48:45.031 --> 01:48:46.971
[UNKNOWN]: We probably don't need to do anything else then.
01:48:47.232 --> 01:48:48.852
[UNKNOWN]: I think it's time.
01:48:49.373 --> 01:48:52.174
[UNKNOWN]: We finally get out of here.
01:48:52.694 --> 01:48:55.135
[UNKNOWN]: You know, Rosie, I seconded that.
01:48:55.436 --> 01:48:56.296
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, I think we do.
01:48:56.316 --> 01:48:58.477
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, I think we just stroll out the front now.
01:48:58.637 --> 01:48:59.998
[UNKNOWN]: And I will ride Nussie out.
01:49:02.008 --> 01:49:12.615
[UNKNOWN]: Alright, so, because you guys took out the entirety of the circus pretty much, we will be bypassing the circus chase.
01:49:13.435 --> 01:49:19.439
[UNKNOWN]: Had you guys gone out while leaving them alive, they would have pursued you and it would have turned into a run to get away.
01:49:20.000 --> 01:49:25.203
[UNKNOWN]: So you get the nice little scenic path of you exiting out into the forest.
01:49:25.223 --> 01:49:26.244
[UNKNOWN]: Did you like full?
01:49:26.444 --> 01:49:27.425
[UNKNOWN]: The Spectre Moose.
01:49:28.245 --> 01:49:34.548
[UNKNOWN]: urges and pulls you in a direction deeper into the forest towards a northern lake.
01:49:35.248 --> 01:49:43.112
[UNKNOWN]: And as you make your way through cover, there are varying members of the circus that have gotten out of your way.
01:49:43.452 --> 01:49:51.195
[UNKNOWN]: They are tracking out a distance to try to keep an eye on where you're going, but everyone is scrambling and heading off in their own directions.
01:49:51.736 --> 01:49:52.836
[UNKNOWN]: The five of you and the
01:49:57.138 --> 01:50:18.369
[UNKNOWN]: across mud through a passing river, over a fallen tree, you begin to approach a little grotto with a small overlooking cave as a pond takes shape before you, and progressing further into that overhead grotto, you make your way to a small secluded little lake area.
01:50:19.169 --> 01:50:24.192
[UNKNOWN]: where the remnants of a torn open abyssal rift awaited.
01:50:24.592 --> 01:50:35.237
[UNKNOWN]: There is a strange energy emanating from out of it, and the spectermos looks to all of you and nods graciously.
01:50:35.678 --> 01:50:45.383
[UNKNOWN]: And you can feel a calming energy wash over you as some of the vegetation withers around it and blooms around all of you.
01:50:46.203 --> 01:50:50.625
[UNKNOWN]: and you will have bonuses to staying hidden for the next 24 hours.
01:50:51.906 --> 01:50:52.226
[UNKNOWN]: Nice!
01:50:52.586 --> 01:50:56.288
[UNKNOWN]: And the moose will enter into the lake.
01:50:57.049 --> 01:51:04.353
[UNKNOWN]: Look back at all of you graciously, and you will feel separate from the bloom beneath your own feet.
01:51:04.973 --> 01:51:08.375
[UNKNOWN]: All of the land around you begins
01:51:09.215 --> 01:51:20.519
[UNKNOWN]: to be siphoned up and to deteriorate and wither away as it begins to focus and channel its energy effect and aura.
01:51:21.139 --> 01:51:29.222
[UNKNOWN]: It will approach the tear and will step through releasing the energy behind it
01:51:31.263 --> 01:51:40.680
[UNKNOWN]: the water evaporates and turns into strings of thread that will stitch up the tear behind it.
01:51:44.120 --> 01:51:54.627
[UNKNOWN]: I wanted to try something I have a fee called Audity Identification when you become aware of a magical effect or see a spell bean cast.
01:51:54.807 --> 01:51:57.889
[UNKNOWN]: You can immediately determine if it was the mind's fights.
01:51:58.169 --> 01:52:04.573
[UNKNOWN]: So I guess I'm trying to gain a little bit more knowledge about what these things are and if they're helpful to us.
01:52:04.914 --> 01:52:08.896
[UNKNOWN]: Go ahead and make me a DC 15 occultism check using
01:52:11.920 --> 01:52:12.200
[UNKNOWN]: Got it.
01:52:12.220 --> 01:52:14.601
[UNKNOWN]: Hmm, no, I don't get it.
01:52:14.801 --> 01:52:15.502
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, I get it, 12.
01:52:15.942 --> 01:52:32.730
[UNKNOWN]: What I will say from that, though, is this is not a variety of magic that you have any knowledge or understanding of, but it is primal magic, and you do get a similar sensation to the type of magic that Bigfoot has been able to exhibit in the past.
01:52:34.151 --> 01:52:38.193
[UNKNOWN]: Which as this is going on, Bigfoot, go ahead and roll me perception.
01:52:39.745 --> 01:52:43.366
[UNKNOWN]: That is a 14 plus 5 so 19.
01:52:43.786 --> 01:53:06.533
[UNKNOWN]: With a 19 as this sensation is going on as the energy of the earth is being called up and ciphoned to seal this tear, the threading that stitches together the opening and draws it closed resonates with a harmony that feels instinctively familiar to you.
01:53:07.053 --> 01:53:14.955
[UNKNOWN]: There is a subtle song of nature that is called out harmonizing with this sensation.
01:53:15.655 --> 01:53:27.638
[UNKNOWN]: It's words and its melody allude you, but it is a nature song that stirs something in the deepest recesses of your mind.
01:53:28.118 --> 01:53:30.879
[UNKNOWN]: This is a replicable phenomena.
01:53:31.379 --> 01:53:34.400
[UNKNOWN]: If you can find a way to recreate that song,
01:53:35.100 --> 01:53:38.826
[UNKNOWN]: This would be a skill that you could learn as well.
01:53:50.368 --> 01:53:50.788
[UNKNOWN]: 12.
01:53:50.808 --> 01:53:53.249
[UNKNOWN]: I'll go half of us are in hold of this.
01:53:53.829 --> 01:53:54.390
[UNKNOWN]: I'm chilling.
01:53:55.410 --> 01:54:04.093
[UNKNOWN]: With a 12, you do feel similar vibrations that you would experience with the singing of the Scottish druids.
01:54:04.793 --> 01:54:10.455
[UNKNOWN]: It is not something that is innate or inherent to your understanding, but it is familiar to you.
01:54:10.795 --> 01:54:16.857
[UNKNOWN]: When the whole was there, Moth people hold or not Moth people hold.
01:54:17.197 --> 01:54:18.598
[UNKNOWN]: Make me a religion
01:54:19.578 --> 01:54:33.003
[UNKNOWN]: Ooh, I'm going to say DC-12, and then with this being a religion check, if I crit fail, I get a fail, and if I pass, I get a crit success, because of my student of the cannon.
01:54:34.023 --> 01:54:37.404
[UNKNOWN]: Which is good because I failed, so give me that regular success.
01:54:38.705 --> 01:54:39.705
[UNKNOWN]: Not a moth people haul.
01:54:40.045 --> 01:54:45.147
[UNKNOWN]: This particular tear passes through the abyss, but that is not its destination.
01:54:45.743 --> 01:54:47.985
[UNKNOWN]: Does Mothman still have his outbursts, sir?
01:54:48.005 --> 01:54:51.709
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah, I think that's sort of as I'm reflecting on it after words and stuff.
01:54:51.890 --> 01:54:55.193
[UNKNOWN]: Except the moment I wasn't clocking everything, it was just all happening pretty fast.
01:54:55.373 --> 01:55:01.500
[UNKNOWN]: Mm, Gacha, I think Rosie will respond and say, what, is that whole important to you or something?
01:55:01.520 --> 01:55:03.322
[UNKNOWN]: Hiya!
01:55:04.543 --> 01:55:04.743
[UNKNOWN]: Um...
01:55:06.175 --> 01:55:10.558
[UNKNOWN]: I thought so, I thought so, but perhaps not, it looks like it's more important to those two.
01:55:10.598 --> 01:55:12.820
[UNKNOWN]: They're really brow furrowed over there.
01:55:13.320 --> 01:55:13.981
[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
01:55:14.501 --> 01:55:17.704
[UNKNOWN]: So, Bigfoot was asking, is anybody else feeling connection?
01:55:17.764 --> 01:55:24.969
[UNKNOWN]: I'm like... Can they say I feel a full connection in the way you'd probably feel in the lab, but it is familiar.
01:55:25.109 --> 01:55:30.073
[UNKNOWN]: I remember the feeling of it's several hundred years ago back when I was still in the Highlands.
01:55:30.940 --> 01:55:35.727
[UNKNOWN]: It wasn't even, it wasn't even me doing it, but, oh swear was it, what can we say?
01:55:36.307 --> 01:55:47.342
[UNKNOWN]: Because what that was doing, it was saying it's all in nature, I don't know the words the intent behind it, but there's something there that's very familiar to me.
01:55:48.003 --> 01:55:55.866
[UNKNOWN]: And maybe, if I can see more of these tears, so no, I could probably learn to do it myself.
01:55:56.507 --> 01:55:58.007
[UNKNOWN]: I could learn the song.
01:55:58.548 --> 01:56:11.373
[UNKNOWN]: I think that that would be quite a task, quite a thing to learn, quite a thing to do, but I think it would be doable, and it kind of looks around, especially if there's little Mary Bounder misfits chooses to stay together.
01:56:16.382 --> 01:56:19.283
[UNKNOWN]: I mean, I certainly don't want to be left in the forest here.
01:56:19.323 --> 01:56:21.064
[UNKNOWN]: It's a bit dull.
01:56:21.845 --> 01:56:22.845
[UNKNOWN]: Are we going to a town?
01:56:22.885 --> 01:56:24.746
[UNKNOWN]: I could really use the manicure or something.
01:56:25.186 --> 01:56:29.008
[UNKNOWN]: I'm sure we'll be hitting along some human sort of, let's along the way.
01:56:29.749 --> 01:56:34.251
[UNKNOWN]: But as I'm just like looking around, I see like this beautiful oak and branch that's just
01:56:34.751 --> 01:56:37.933
[UNKNOWN]: Perfectly my height has like a few twigs.
01:56:37.993 --> 01:56:41.255
[UNKNOWN]: If you smaller branches spurting out at the top.
01:56:41.275 --> 01:56:42.075
[UNKNOWN]: This is a perfect length.
01:56:42.115 --> 01:56:42.575
[UNKNOWN]: It's nice.
01:56:42.636 --> 01:56:54.762
[UNKNOWN]: It's sturdy and I pick it up and I like get a few hits on the ground, put some weight on it and I could just like instantly feel the connection of the tree and that this thing has like a semi-naked droid magic to it.
01:56:54.782 --> 01:57:00.025
[UNKNOWN]: I'm like, well, if you're willing, I think it's time we go and try
01:57:03.458 --> 01:57:06.440
[UNKNOWN]: I am curious and learning more about those.
01:57:06.600 --> 01:57:15.625
[UNKNOWN]: How I originally appeared at this planet, I fell into one of those wormholes and then out one of those wormholes which certainly sped up my travel time.
01:57:16.065 --> 01:57:22.729
[UNKNOWN]: But that being said, that means other unsavory things might be coming out as well.
01:57:23.029 --> 01:57:30.013
[UNKNOWN]: Maybe a long way I can learn the song and you can learn what makes them do the thing.
01:57:31.181 --> 01:57:38.130
[UNKNOWN]: Dollage is power and also, along our journey, I have a couple of other things I need to pick up and gather along the way.
01:57:38.511 --> 01:57:47.762
[UNKNOWN]: If you all accompany me and trekking down pieces of my flying saucer, then I will assist you in trekking down and doing research on these various tears.
01:57:48.463 --> 01:57:50.664
[UNKNOWN]: I was already, did you say a flying saucer?
01:57:50.944 --> 01:57:55.565
[UNKNOWN]: Yes, it's quite an effective mode of travel upon entrance on this planet.
01:57:55.645 --> 01:58:01.446
[UNKNOWN]: It's fractured into various pieces and scattered amongst this continent.
01:58:02.026 --> 01:58:09.408
[UNKNOWN]: And what do you say saucer, you mean like a circular object, not like Avian, Birdleck?
01:58:10.328 --> 01:58:12.809
[UNKNOWN]: No, a spinning disc of sorts.
01:58:13.209 --> 01:58:16.731
[UNKNOWN]: It's a much more efficient and mechanism for flying about.
01:58:17.211 --> 01:58:23.094
[UNKNOWN]: I'm sure the people of this planet will learn how to move past the design of animals.
01:58:23.114 --> 01:58:28.636
[UNKNOWN]: I mean, there are a dual push of things that ain't natural, but I don't know how far they're going to get.
01:58:29.096 --> 01:58:31.077
[UNKNOWN]: That's fine, it's fine.
01:58:31.117 --> 01:58:32.058
[UNKNOWN]: But what do you say?
01:58:32.078 --> 01:58:34.979
[UNKNOWN]: You're going to join me and help patch up this planet of yours?
01:58:35.803 --> 01:58:40.204
[UNKNOWN]: Well, if you're helping me, then by all means, our shambles definitely help you.
01:58:40.544 --> 01:58:41.384
[UNKNOWN]: Sounds good to me.
01:58:42.244 --> 01:58:46.645
[UNKNOWN]: As a scapeys of Cirque du Cript, we can be team-cripted, so.
01:58:47.105 --> 01:58:48.266
[UNKNOWN]: I like the sign of that.
01:58:49.186 --> 01:58:50.326
[UNKNOWN]: Team Cripted.
01:58:50.946 --> 01:58:56.427
[UNKNOWN]: I don't, I... Anyways, we should probably get going.
01:58:56.567 --> 01:58:57.768
[UNKNOWN]: That is not a no!
01:58:57.788 --> 01:58:59.368
[UNKNOWN]: I don't know, it's on the bed.
01:59:12.591 --> 01:59:24.142
[UNKNOWN]: But they don't see the light we have within Though we can be a little less than harmless They call us frightful creatures, but we call each other again
01:59:41.595 --> 01:59:43.977
[UNKNOWN]: Thank you so much for listening to this episode of D.N.
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[UNKNOWN]: Dark, created hosted and edited by myself, danger to angers, with artwork by Jordan Nelson.
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[UNKNOWN]: Our cast was airing-coffled as the Mothman of Point Pleasant, Grayson Norman, as J.D.
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[UNKNOWN]: The Jersey Devil.
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[UNKNOWN]: Daniel Cruz, as Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster, Ben Magnet, as Sasquatch, the big foot of the Pacific Northwest, and Jordan Nelson, as Rosie, the Roswell Alien.
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[UNKNOWN]: Our theme song and outro is no place like home by Matt Davies.
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[UNKNOWN]: As you begin to make your way towards the cave, you hear often the distance, a funeral procession of clowns, that are drumming a funeral derge, intermittently interrupted by the honking of noses.
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[UNKNOWN]: they douse the barge in gasoline.
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[UNKNOWN]: The barge ignites and Louis laughing stock is sent off to a Viking funeral as they all salute.
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[UNKNOWN]: Mothman is also saluting and he's looking out like they really pulled that together remarkably fast.