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Boys are back.
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Welcome to the Deadlop Podcast, episode number three hundred and
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thirty eight. Today we are talking about WWF SmackDown August ninth,
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two thousand and one.
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SmackDown two thousand and one we haven't talked about in
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quite some time, actually, two thousand one in general, we
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really didn't cover in the past year too much. The
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last time we talked about this, and I'll talk about
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it later as well. We'll get into the retro, but
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we talked about the one the week after this where
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it's the debut of the SmackDown Fistial. This episode is
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the final episode with the SmackDown Ovaltron where they destroy
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the set.
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Ryano gores Chris Jericho and it is a clip that
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they show forever.
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It's a moment in time, a SmackDown classic, you could say.
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Before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.
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Not only was up after the last episode, but I
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knew we'll be up after this episode goes to air
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as well. We currently are also we started playing Halo
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ce we're doing the campaign. I've never played it. James
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has probably played it every year since the game came out.
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Yeah, man, I was grinding.
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We're playing the legendary difficulty of Halo Cees campaign.
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He ain't seen shit. Yeah, I mean that game. Wait
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till we get to the library truth and reconciliations.
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Anything to me? Yeah, like yeah, I mean people who
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slash deadlockpwn. Now let's get into some retro wrestler.
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All right, let us get into WWF SmackDown for August ninth,
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two thousand and one.
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It's been a minute since we actually covered this kind
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of area of WWF. I feel like we haven't done
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a WWFO one in like a year. We have covered
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the SmackDown that happens just after this, by the way,
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So this one that we're watching here is the final
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Ovaltron quote unquote as you may know it as SmackDown,
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and we'll see why that is here and how they
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explained why this goes away. But the one we cover
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the week after this is the first you know, SmackDown
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fist era one, so just a week before that. But
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that review was like five years ago.
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Entirely different lifetime ago. I was excited to get into
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this one though.
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Yeah, yeah, me too. I mean, you know, it's a
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an invasion alliance Austin and the such. You know, see
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what's going on. All the stars are here, dude, I
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mean they you know, how did this fail? How did
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this fail? I don't know. But before we get into
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this SmackDown, let's talk about what was going on in
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the World Wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. Now,
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of course, as I mentioned in the previous you know,
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five years ago. We probably talked about some of this
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in the Observer before. But for those of you that
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just joined us or want to refresher, there's a couple
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of things here we're going to go over from The Observer.
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August six, two thousand and one, the actual purchase price
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of World Championship Wrestling from Time Warner was two point
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five million dollars. According to the figures released this week
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by WFE and its annual Securities and Exchange Commission filing,
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the WWF actually spent less money on buying their rivals
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than the two point nine million dollars it spent on
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an nhr A race car, or the money it's spent
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annually just for the travel of the inner circle to
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and from television tapings in the private jet. The WWFS
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purchase you'll also include a three year undisclosed amounts contract
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that the company must purchase a minimum amount of advertising
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on AOL Time Warner owned media companies. Yeah. So, I
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mean the fact that, you know, obviously things. You know,
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there or the other, But I mean, two point five
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million sounds insanely low. Obviously, race badass. You know, that's
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a good question, Horace car It had to be. It
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seems like this is like a yearly thing they were doing.
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Some of these are kind of kick ass, dude. Check
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this out.
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Oh wow, this is like crush hour dude.
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Oh, here's like a picture of the rock. Okay, so sorry,
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I know we're audio podcast ones are like a stone
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cold one still clones on the hood on the side
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that says want to raise some hell. Then there's a
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gold rock one. Dude does a cane one.
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Nice. Wow.
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Oh these are kind of cool, you know what, man,
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I mean, this might be way better than buying WCW
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now that I look at it.
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race car, maybe for the big show.
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There's an undertaker. One's a triple h one.
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Wow, they uh sean STACYAC racecar meat car.
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Well. Speaking of ECW, by the way, has noted here
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a few weeks ago, Meltzer says an Odious Inc. I
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don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly. A division of
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acclaim officially filed on seven to twenty six an attempt
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to take over all ECW assets based on a nineteen
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ninety nine deal between the company and Paul Hayman. In
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nineteen ninety nine two thousand and Odious Inc. Keptw afloat
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when it's financial situation was precarious, with a series of
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loans that ended up totaling one point five million dollars,
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which in exchange, gave the company fifteen percent ownership in ECW,
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more than whatever is left of ECW is currently worth.
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The contract game of claim a security interest in ECW,
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which an Odious Inc. Is claiming as a secured creditor
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with the loans not having been repaid, gives them the
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legal right to foreclose on ECW. In doing so, a
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claim would garner control of the remaining company assets, which
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would include whatever pay per view revenue is still owed
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by in demand, as well as the trademarks which have
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suddenly become far more valuable due to the WWF angle,
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as well as the videotape library. And there's a little
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more as we get into this next one about a
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claim in ECW. But we've kind of talked back and
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forth about, you know, throughout retros of a claims of
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alvement in the ECW stuff. And there's a part here
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in this next one that's pretty crazy in terms of
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how much the game sold. I don't do you have
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a just before we I look, you know, talk further
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about it. How much do you think they made on
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the ECW game?
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How much money?
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Mmm, well I'm gonna imagine they made about seven million dollars.
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Okay, that's fucking actually not a bad shot at all.
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This was so we're talking about hardcore revolution. By the way,
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from The Observer, August thirteenth, two thousand and one in
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WF News. The Invasion pay per view on seven twenty
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two in Cleveland, based on preliminary reports, looks to have
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done a one point six By rates, it would be
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seven hundred and fifty thousand buys with making it if
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these numbers hold up the fourth most purchased pro wrestling
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pay per view in history, trailing only the past three WrestleManias.
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W fucking crazy.
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That's cool, that's I mean, I hope it doesn't well
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that well.
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That just because the show dude like people were definitely
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fired up for the invasion and thought, like, you know,
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Goldberged's thing, We're gonna descend from the rafters together for
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this show, right, there had to be some which was
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very reasonable. I would have thought that. In fact, I
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was hoping myself.
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Oh shit, it's Bilvis Wesley, Chili Willy.
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But yeah. So the plans at this point, and there's
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no times table again, seem to be at least by
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February that wfe's wrestling operations will be divided into two
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separate companies, each with primetime weekly television and each doing
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monthly paper events and separate house show tours. It seems
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there was always, even you know, going back to here,
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an idea to do a split, you know, not necessarily
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what it ends up being like Rolling SmackDown split, but
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a company split where they do fucking separate stuff, which
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as a fan, I will say, super exciting. I thought
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the draft shit was the coolest shit ever. Yeah.
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I don't think they expected all the WCW fans to
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turn three sixty and walk away whatever.
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I mean, they could do whatever they want. Really, yeah,
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really walks through that some bitch, dude, No, there was
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I mean, I mean, how could you write this invasion paper?
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You just did Gangbusters? Like that's a test thing. I
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don't know why I just said gang Busters. I've never rocket. Yeah,
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that's the mixture of the two. This favory did gang Bangers,
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and like, fucking why would you think that this would
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not be a huge success. Back to ECW News here.
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James at ECB News at the time, and Odius loaned
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the money in nineteen ninety nine. This is just more
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acclaim info here. At about the time, ECW was starting
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on TNN, which at the time seemed like a potential
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turnaround for the company's popularity and visibility, even with nothing
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of the sort actually materialized. The company was three point
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one seven to two million dollars in debt, yes, three
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point one million dollars in debt and on the verge
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of folding. The loans in question given by a company
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that had just purchased fifteen percent of a company stock
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for one point five million dollars would be considered funding
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to keep the company alive at various points when they
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needed payback of previous debts, to keep from going under,
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or to make payroll. During the fiscal year ending on
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August thirty first, two thousand, the e B Hardcore Revolution
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game grossed for ACCLAIM approximately seventeen million dollars, which explains
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why the company would want to keep ECB alive. By contract,
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ECW should have received at least four hundred and twenty
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five thousand in royalties, which was never paid, likely because
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they held it based on the money owed back from
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those loans or money advanced, which explains why Hayman's estimation
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of the money owned to Annotius was one million instead
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of one point five to five million as the company
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had claimed. So Hardcore Revolution made seventeen million gross.
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Yeah, I would imagine that games back then probably didn't
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cost as much money as they do today to make,
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so not to make finding a hot license and then
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just slapping it on a game. I don't know how
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many games I remember from when I was growing up,
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where it was just like every one of these games
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is the exact same game, but it's just.
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A diff and ip, and I was cool with that.
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It was how it was, Yeah, right, like that's what
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else was I gonna get? And game prices were pretty
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much the same as they are now. I mean, obviously
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there's you know, deluxe editions and stuff that make stuff
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much more. But I was going through some magazines the
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other day that I had got, and like I was
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even looking at WWF war Zone for example, on N
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sixty four was like sixty bucks, and the I think
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the PlayStation version was like forty five or forty nine,
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ninety five or something like that. I think all the
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PlayStation ones were always cheaper than N sixty four, I'm
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assuming just because the disc and jewel case were less
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expensive than big box and cartridge.
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quite a bit. Oh sure, yeah that also. I mean
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Nintendo games right now are like eighty dollars.
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I think, oh fuck, you're right, good lord, that's true. Yeah,
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I mean the so continuing here, however, on April sixteenth,
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long before w BAFF revived the name ECW on seventy nine,
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WBF made its first offer to purchase intellectual property as
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well as company business records, assets and even the existing
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talent records or contracts. Excuse me, they would want to
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take over, similar to what they had done in the
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deal for ww weeks earlier. Since this attempt to purchase
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included trademarks and making that offer, they seem to be
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contradicting their current position. WWFE has explained this by saying
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they made the initial offer for those things they believed
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that bandoned simply to avoid possible litigation and as part
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of doing practical business. The WF claiming its offer was
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seven hundred and thirty seven thousand, five hundred dollars, although
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it would actually only pay one hundred and fifty thousand
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dollars for them, with the remainder of what it claimed
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it was paying being composed of giving up its five
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hundred and eighty seven thousand, five hundred dollars debt for
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its own loans to HHG. The WWF made a second,
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similar offer of one hundred fifty thousand dollars on June
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twenty six, two weeks before shooting the angle to revive
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ECW's name in Atlanta, before making a third offer of
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two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. A notdy has claimed
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on eight to seven the property was worth more than
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what the WBF had offered and a better deal could
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be had elsewhere, So they're using easyw shit on TV
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on this episode and they don't own it. Last few
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things here in WWE news. There was almost a huge
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news story at the WWF House show in San Diego
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on August fifth, Bill and Steve Goldberg were given front
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row tickets, and they and many of their friends argued
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very spiritly about whether or not they should go. A
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lot of them wanted him to go because it would
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be such a scene, figuring huge Goldberg chants and people
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expecting confrontation even if he just sat there as a
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fan and did nothing. Others who won the argument realize
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there's no point in pissing off the WBF, as whether
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by design or not, the possibility of upstaging the show
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would do so, since ultimately the day will come when
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he at least seriously negotiates to work with them one.
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I mean, Goldberg starting a ruckus at a WWF House
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show in two thousand and one sounds very funny, too.
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Very excited at the news that there is a Steve.
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Goldberg, Yes, Steve Goldberg.
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What's his deal? Is that heir?
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That his brother?
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Yeah? I think so nice? Maybe it jump the rail
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and spear meet. Jim Ross met with Ray Massiro Junior,
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and Meltzer says I believe Hove intued Guerrera the better
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of the two. On August eighth, before backdown in Los Angeles,
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they contacted Massio Junior, which means he'll likely to be
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offered a deal after his Time Warner contract expires. Nobody
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denies Gerrera's talent, but the drug issue from Australia may
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still have be a roadblock, combined with the fact WWF
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really isn't looking at hiring new people as a general rule,
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and from the Observer August twentieth, two thousand and one,
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Misterio met with Jim Ross and John Louronidis on that
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was almost Uncle on August seventh. At this backdown show
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in Los Angeles, Hoove and Tude came with him, but
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he did not have a meeting scheduled. Neither were offered contracts.
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Massial Junior who called the WF to set up the meetings,
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since his Time Warner contract at about three hundred and
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fifty thousand dollars per year expires on December thirty. First
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was told to keep his Time Warner deal and keep
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in shape by wrestling indies, and that in January, which
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is when his contract expires, there was a chance they
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would bring him in. He was told, they have too
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much talent, and we aren't looking at tiring new people
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right now because I have so many newcomers they have
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to work getting over. So there was at least some
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talks here, you know, with with Ray at the start
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here just damn like I mean, and it probably is better,
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like he comes in at a sweet time. That probably
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worked way better for him than coming in right now
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and probably getting just beat up by Bradshaw. Like but
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still Ray is kick ass. I'm surprised he wasn't like
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one of the first guys they were like, oh fuck,
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we need this guy. We can make money with this guy.
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Hoo.
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He makes it too hoovey eventually makes it yeah, like
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he once he come in like five oh six.
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Yeah, I was gonna say probably four, but five you're
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probably right there.
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By the way, there was a part here I actually
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did miss here Guerrera, who basically came along for the
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ride spoke with j R. A catering and asked for
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a job which wouldn't exactly qualify as adhering to proper protocol,
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and Ross praised him and told him to keep in
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contact in January and at that point they wouldn't have
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a more lengthy.
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Also, sorry about the Rock Ferry and you that one time.
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He should apologize for the Rock Sea on his gimmick
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more than.
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Very right who met with the rock? He said, what
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the fuck is wrong with you?
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Well, that is it for the Observer. Now let's talk
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about WF SmackDown August ninth, two thousand and one.
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All right, let's get into w WF SmackDown for two
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thousand and one. There it is the intro.
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Good to do it? I just you know, it's been
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six hundred episodes or whatever, but like I hear it
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and something goes in my brain that I got to do. Wait.
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I don't know what it says, don't know what it means,
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but you know the dude.
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Like gets up in Charlie's face on uh, smiling friends
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with the hands, That's what the intro is. He watches them. Yeah,
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so we get a cold open here for SmackDown. Steve
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Austin is here to make a pep talk to the alliance. Uh,
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these were always great.
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And the only way he could do so is standing
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on top of a table in the middle of the room,
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which you know, that's he can only assert power that way,
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of course. And all the stars are here, like Hugh Morris,
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Canyon DDP, Taz is here, which Taz is like he
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should be getting his commentary notes ready, Like commentary is
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a hard fucking deal here, man. You can't just walk
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up and start talking into a microphone.
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He was in the Jake and Speedball outfit.
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Holy shit, he was. He would get really mad if
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you said that, why just his thing?
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I don't think so, dude. I think that was Jacob's speedballs.
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Yeah, you can take it up with Jake something in
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his face. You can take it up with Speedball on
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a vlog, Dude, Speedball. I'm not fucking with either of
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those guys for real though, No fucking way. So Austin's
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on top of this table, He's got the WBF title,
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He's got his Jeene shorts standing on the table.
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He was staying on the table and Steve Austin walked
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in and told him to get his JABRONI ass off
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that table.
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Get my bags. Wait, it was just incredible there for real.
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Yeah, Justin Credible was in the room.
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I did not see that you might be making that
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ship up.
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Oh maybe, yeah, I was for sure.
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He was a huge part of the invasion for you.
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Uh yeah, what was he doing? Where was he at
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on this show?
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I don't know? What the fuck would I know? Why
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would anyone know?
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Dude?
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The writers on the show don't know where Justin Credible is.
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They're not asking you must be waiting around for the
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nw A to make their debut on this show so they.
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Can bring their bags in.
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Well, it's you know, it's something.
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Austin was. I mean, Austin won't allow a guy wearing
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jean shorts and bald in the same room as them.
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He's just not letting it happen.
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Yeah, I mean that is his look.
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One to won his look.
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Well, I mean, the real star didn't get signed and
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that was all politics and play. That's why Hogan wasn't here.
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He's in HWA or whatever.
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He's waiting for the nWo to debut. For some reason,
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everybody is this is my.
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Chance, much more exciting angle. Even though this is like
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the hottest the company will be for a really, really
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long time. I still gonna wait. Walston stands on this
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table and he says, I look around this room. I
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say unity, I see it on your chest. You're flying
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the W c W the E c W colors. Hold on,
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how do you got e c W. We don't own
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NAT's tas he's in Jacob's speedballs gear. Hey brother, what
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the fuck? Oh you don't like speedballs?
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Oh? Wait? Is that you justin just incredible? What get
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him out of here? You get that shut up a bitch.
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Out of my room?
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What kind of name is just.
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No Steve? My name is Justin. I don't understand justin Incredibles.
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The old name will never be an impact player here?
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No I was The impact means Lance you suck? Okay,
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that's something away from the end of you, Ale hair what.
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Austin says that it makes him feel good inside that
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they've come together and made him realize the w fain
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so strong after all, and he wants to single out
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somebody right now, my lovely wife Deborah or Deborah last
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Monday night called Leeda Redhead running down the good name
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of Stone Golden Steve Austin and ain't gonna happen to
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ston't caught her anybody here because we stayed together.
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Yeah, I'm looking at you, justin Sean.
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Tommy. He says, you know, one of his proudest victories
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in recent memories was was beating Matt Hardy and I
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stunned his little girlfriend Lida. Why because I wanted to
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Why because I think she's weak? Why because I think
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she's drashed? Why because I stunned her for each and
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every one of you guys like you Tommy Dreemer, and
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I stunned her for Bubba Ray. I stunned her for
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Lance Storm. I stunned her for Landstorms, shitty partner?
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Where the hell is Prince Aya Ko?
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He was supposed to be here? Where the Hell's Bride knobs?
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I watched w C w C Bride Knops.
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Why not here? Water Hell's Bray Mastereo Jr.
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I was walking through catering and I saw Hoovey Where
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Here's movie?
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I saw a movie talking dude, you gut it?
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Stan all A Tably does the kenne Omegata and the City.
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You wouldn't be working here if I had to sell
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you in it? Waw because I think you're trash. Wow,
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because I think you're wee why.
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Because you absolutely suck ken.
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I love this. I think that heal Steve Austin is awesome.
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Dude, Okay, like I mean, as a fucking fan, I
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don't give a shit about this tank in Wrestling Forever
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or whatever you may think. I thought Austin as a
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heel is awesome. Like this guy is fucking out of
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his mind.
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You know, I wrote something very similar. I don't know
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where I wrote it down in these notes here, but
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I show the same sentiment as you. That's that's sort
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of where I fall into.
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So Austin talks about you know, he's he's got a
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wrestle kurt angle at the pay per view and he says,
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what am I gonna do? We Oh? I guess he
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was doing one here because he drops some once here.
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What what You're damn right? I'm gonna whoop his ass
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and tonight the WMF is coming for everybody in here.
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Do you understand me?
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They'll bring it down our neck, watch each other's back,
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fly your colors, go out tonight and open up again.
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A whoop, bash stoke gold Steve Austin style. Are you
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with me? Yeah? Oh? I like that. Yeah, that's a
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good one. Yeah, they go whop somebody's ass and they
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all get fired up and that sets up our show here.
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You know, my favorite part of this whole deal here
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was that was Deborah doing the ad libs.
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Dude, she like they wouldn't get fired up because they're
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afraid of Austin, and Deborah would slim the table and
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go the alliance. Fuck.
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Yeah, you know I stunned Matt Hardy center the ring,
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Center the Ring.
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Yeah, I loved that. I thought that was great.
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That was pretty good. Debyone was fucking awesome into her
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role here. Actually, like this period here, like from the
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Wrestling the seventeen stuff, that's probably when she really starts
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doing stuff with Austin, right like on TV's the Wrestling
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in seventeen stuff, the Rock and then into the Invasion
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where she's got the cookies.
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Yeah, she has a bunch of memorable stuff. Yeah. I
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thought she was great in her role here. And yeah,
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like like we mentioned, I mean this whole He'll run here,
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there's so much like there's so much nuance to the
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stuff he's doing and even his entering work that we'll
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talk about later on tonight. Yeah, man, just sweet.
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Super smart stuff too, Like, m it's kind of we'll
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talk about in the main event, especially, like the main
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event of the show is super Austin being just a shitter,
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like yeah, this is he's he's chicken shit, but he's
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also like there's methodical fucking pace to what he's doing
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00:24:50.079 --> 00:24:52.599
and like, yeah, like I don't know, I really like
484
00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:53.680
what he does on the show.
485
00:24:54.000 --> 00:24:56.680
So we get the SmackDown intro. This is the everybody
486
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on the ground one dude.
487
00:24:57.920 --> 00:25:00.880
I uh so this collection the clips that they use
488
00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:03.640
here for this intro felt foreign to me. It must
489
00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:05.200
be maybe they were changing them near the end and
490
00:25:05.240 --> 00:25:06.880
I just didn't catch it as much. Maybe this version
491
00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:09.119
didn't make it into the game. But there's like a
492
00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:11.960
there's a random shot of Big Show with his head steaming.
493
00:25:12.039 --> 00:25:13.279
I don't know what that was from.
494
00:25:13.319 --> 00:25:13.759
I like that.
495
00:25:13.799 --> 00:25:15.440
And then there's also a random shot of Triple H
496
00:25:15.519 --> 00:25:17.519
with the gloves on and a hat and a sledgehammer.
497
00:25:17.960 --> 00:25:21.960
Looked odd and yeah, like just a bunch of clips
498
00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:26.079
that aren't again video game clips, so I didn't recognize
499
00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:26.599
them as much.
500
00:25:27.119 --> 00:25:29.839
Michael Colin Taz welcome us into the Staples Center in
501
00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:34.319
LA They say that it is sixteen thousand sold out
502
00:25:34.839 --> 00:25:37.640
and it looks like it. There are signs everywhere in
503
00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:38.400
this arena.
504
00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:41.440
Dude. Yeah, this is the Staple Center in La So yeah,
505
00:25:41.519 --> 00:25:44.559
packed packed talking out here. SummerSlam is ten days away.
506
00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:49.039
What I like about these early you know, smackdowns, I
507
00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:51.160
actually don't know for sure, and I can look it
508
00:25:51.200 --> 00:25:55.119
up while I talk here, but you can there's you
509
00:25:55.119 --> 00:25:57.799
can tell Taz hasn't found his commentary voice yet.
510
00:25:58.240 --> 00:25:59.160
Yeah, that's right.
511
00:25:59.559 --> 00:26:03.559
He's still kind of like promo Taz while having to
512
00:26:03.559 --> 00:26:06.839
say full sentences instead of like the Taz that kind
513
00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:09.759
of you know, finds his tone here. He uh.
514
00:26:09.799 --> 00:26:12.359
I think it's when he stops being an active competitor
515
00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:14.559
that he kind of figures it out more. He's still
516
00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:15.599
wrestling still.
517
00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:19.200
Here, yes, right, yeah, because he let's see. Wikipedia says
518
00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:22.880
he began performing part time commentary on Heat in October
519
00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:26.039
of two thousand. He did a He did the Rebellion
520
00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:28.000
pay per view with JR. In December of two thousand.
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00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:30.680
He joined the SmackDown Team in February of two thousand
522
00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:33.039
and one after Lawler quit the company, and then he
523
00:26:33.079 --> 00:26:35.160
also became one of the trainers on Tough Enough that year.
524
00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:38.440
Lawler returns to the company in November and resumed this
525
00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:41.079
place's commentator, with Taz becoming a wrestler and a commentator,
526
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:44.279
and then when the company splits brands, Taz is permanently
527
00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:45.000
SmackDown guy.
528
00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:48.519
Yeah, it's weird, like Taz is a commentator for a
529
00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:51.160
super long time. In my head, I always just think
530
00:26:51.200 --> 00:26:54.759
of wrestler Taz when he Taz, he's been a commentator
531
00:26:54.759 --> 00:26:55.920
for a very long time.
532
00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:59.079
Has he been a commentator for longer? Yeah, than he
533
00:26:59.119 --> 00:26:59.920
was a wrestler. Oh my.
534
00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:04.480
Right, we're talking two thousand and one. He's a commentator
535
00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:04.960
right now.
536
00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:10.640
Ah old, oh wow. Fuck.
537
00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:14.079
Well we have Stone Cold and the Damn Dudley's. They're
538
00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:16.880
teaming together. Uh, they're taking on curd Angle on the
539
00:27:16.880 --> 00:27:19.240
Hardy Boys Elimination tag team match tonight.
540
00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:21.880
I love the graphic. I like the graphics. They did
541
00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:24.160
a lot for the you know, the split the Invasion
542
00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:26.319
versus WBF guys, where it was a split graphic with
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00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:28.039
the guy you know, you'd know who was on the
544
00:27:28.039 --> 00:27:30.240
Invasion side because they had the Invasion background. That was
545
00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:30.799
always cool.
546
00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:33.079
Yeah. I would love to see it on a CRT because, like,
547
00:27:33.160 --> 00:27:35.920
these renders are so Crispy. I bet they look great
548
00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:36.920
on a CRTTV.
549
00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:40.200
Dude, you're right, they probably do. You should. I mean,
550
00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:43.559
you have like six CRT TVs probably behind you right now.
551
00:27:43.559 --> 00:27:45.039
You could easily have watched this on there.
552
00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:48.400
I have the technology. I have an even bigger CRT
553
00:27:48.519 --> 00:27:49.000
beside me.
554
00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:52.640
You have a CRT that you have a og Gen
555
00:27:52.759 --> 00:27:54.720
one Roku hooked up too. You could have watched this
556
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:55.559
all there for sure.
557
00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:58.880
Yeah, dude, that's sick too, like looking that thing up
558
00:27:58.920 --> 00:28:01.119
with the with the cable. Yeah, that was awesome.
559
00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:05.839
Tell them what you first tried on the rokuz rt
560
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:12.599
TV TNA sent me a screenshout of Santino.
561
00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:18.720
Santino on the CRT. Yeah, that's pretty cool. The first
562
00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:22.839
match of the evening APA versus Kanyon and DDP WWF
563
00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:24.359
Tag team title match.
564
00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:26.720
Who better than Kenyon?
565
00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:30.440
Everybody?
566
00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:34.160
What an easy gimmick, right, That's fucking awesome. There's the dude,
567
00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:36.279
it was over too, so over by the way. I
568
00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:40.079
was surprised Kenyon gets his own entrance like he does.
569
00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:42.640
Yeah, well he's the US champ currently.
570
00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:44.960
That is true, but easily could have just you know,
571
00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:46.079
had him second DDP.
572
00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:48.400
Yeah, I didn't even think they were going to team here.
573
00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:49.759
I didn't think that was the team they were going
574
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:50.240
with here.
575
00:28:50.839 --> 00:28:53.119
No, especially, I mean, shit, Jersey Try I had just
576
00:28:53.119 --> 00:28:54.119
come out together. Goddamn.
577
00:28:54.359 --> 00:28:54.480
Uh.
578
00:28:55.319 --> 00:28:57.079
I mean the gimmick, like I said, is working. There's
579
00:28:57.119 --> 00:28:59.519
people in the crowd with everybody's better than Kanyon.
580
00:28:59.319 --> 00:29:02.000
Signs Invasion MVP shirt on too.
581
00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:06.599
I love that fucking shirt, dude. He uh. I mean
582
00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:08.640
he's another guy. You know, we don't talk about him
583
00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:11.440
too much on the show. I mean, but one moves
584
00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:14.559
guy too, even you know w CW and and you
585
00:29:14.599 --> 00:29:17.680
can even talk about it here. Anything they give this guy,
586
00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:18.359
he made work.
587
00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:22.160
Yeah, he made the most of his minutes and that's yeah.
588
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:25.079
I also can't tell you enough how much I love
589
00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:27.920
the APA. It's one of my favorite tag team gimmicks ever.
590
00:29:28.519 --> 00:29:31.680
I'm watching even just their work, dude, Like I'm watching
591
00:29:31.720 --> 00:29:33.759
them here, and you look at any of the other
592
00:29:33.799 --> 00:29:36.920
matches on the show, maybe maybe Stone Cold might be
593
00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:38.839
the closest one that kind of lays it in like
594
00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:42.880
these guys. But these guys are so snug and it's
595
00:29:42.880 --> 00:29:44.920
so fun to watch. It makes their matches so much
596
00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:47.480
more interesting when you know that, like, oh, like this
597
00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:49.119
feels like a fight for their lives here.
598
00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:52.359
Jim Johnson also made a great song. I mean the
599
00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.759
APA song come on like it fits them so.
600
00:29:56.759 --> 00:30:00.039
Well, it's fucking it's fantastic. Yeah, there they are the
601
00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:04.799
tag champs here. Like you said last Monday on raw Uh.
602
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:08.359
Speaking of DDP, this is funny as hell actually so,
603
00:30:08.440 --> 00:30:11.920
I guess DDP set up a shrine of Sarah, Undertaker's
604
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:14.880
wife at the time, of course, in the Undertaker's locker room,
605
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:17.400
which Undertaker got really mad about for some reason. You
606
00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:19.519
would think he'd be super excited that somebody like you know,
607
00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:21.240
made a shround of his wife. Is very nice, gets
608
00:30:21.240 --> 00:30:22.440
look at his wife. No, he hated this.
609
00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:24.039
Yeah, that's the intent.
610
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:27.640
Then quote unquote DDP strolled into the locker room and
611
00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:31.119
Undertaker immediately starts kicking his ass until the real DDP
612
00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:34.119
shows up and hits him with some weapon. I don't
613
00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:35.599
know what it was. They don't say what it was,
614
00:30:35.640 --> 00:30:38.000
and they legit describe it as some weapon on cobbentary.
615
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:40.000
Yeah, I mean that is the real DDP.
616
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:46.640
And then there woopen Taker's ass and came no clips
617
00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:48.720
into the room that chased them off. Where the fuck
618
00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:49.680
did he come from?
619
00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:50.680
He was just hiding.
620
00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:55.839
Taker stores him in a closet in the brother's a
621
00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:57.119
destruction locker room.
622
00:30:57.319 --> 00:30:59.480
He just had like a hint that somebody was gonna
623
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:02.759
make a Sarah shrine today. He saw him doing it earlier.
624
00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:05.799
There's only a few locker rooms.
625
00:31:08.519 --> 00:31:13.640
My name is Kane, that's all he ever says, or
626
00:31:13.720 --> 00:31:15.319
something like a Pokemon.
627
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:20.480
No cliffs into the room. My name is Kane.
628
00:31:20.839 --> 00:31:28.480
Oh fuck ship, that's Kane, then upgrades the sucket later.
629
00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:30.559
I mean, that would have been so fucking funny if
630
00:31:30.599 --> 00:31:33.359
every time they talk, like, Undertaker cuts a whole promo
631
00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:36.240
about the learning Tree and then Kane grabs the mic
632
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:44.200
my name is Kane. It would have gotten super over
633
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:45.359
its double sounds.
634
00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:47.119
Yeah, it fucking would have.
635
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:55.000
FRUK and DDP start things off. Fruit takes over immediately
636
00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:57.599
and they stay on top for most of this match. Here,
637
00:31:58.160 --> 00:32:01.000
DDP tags out. Kenya comes in and he keeps trying
638
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:02.960
to do these moves off the top and he gets caught.
639
00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:07.119
Every time Bradshaw comes in. He starts clubbing Canyon to
640
00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:11.440
shit immediately. Canyon, by the way, once again tries to
641
00:32:11.480 --> 00:32:14.400
climb the top rope and Bradshaw cuts him off and
642
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:16.680
hits a fallaway slam off the second.
643
00:32:16.720 --> 00:32:19.440
Kenyon is taking everything. He is getting obliterated.
644
00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:21.279
Here, stop climbing the rose.
645
00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:26.039
Usually it's the opposite, right, like the guy can uh.
646
00:32:26.119 --> 00:32:27.519
He hits a few off the top, and then the
647
00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.359
other guy learns now, APA already knows what you're doing,
648
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:31.240
and you gotta stop.
649
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:33.640
That was me on WCW Revenge the other night, just
650
00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:35.319
trying to figure out how to get a finish or
651
00:32:35.599 --> 00:32:37.720
climbing the ropes and getting cut off every time.
652
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:40.519
Man, it's horrible. If you go for a suplex from
653
00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:43.640
the apron at any point in ww NY Revenge against
654
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:45.319
the CPU, don't fucking.
655
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:47.240
Bother our difficulty. It's over.
656
00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:49.160
You're cooked. Cook.
657
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.440
Kanyon goes to grab Ferok's leg here. This allows DDP
658
00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:55.200
to glomb them. Uh. DDP and Kenyon follow up with
659
00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:56.880
a belly to back neck breaker combat.
660
00:32:56.920 --> 00:32:58.880
Well, reverse three D gets some heat for the boys
661
00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:00.920
against you know the Dudley's in here for a minute.
662
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:05.000
Bradshaw comes in, Kenyon comes in, Bradshaw kicks everyone's fucking ass.
663
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:09.400
Just Bradshaw power slam for two. Well, wait a minute,
664
00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:12.039
this is the loudest pop I've ever heard. Who the
665
00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:15.519
fuck is that that's Test from the WWF.
666
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:18.759
Oh shit, that's wf's gold dust.
667
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:24.480
Oh my god, sucking from WCW.
668
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:27.480
Dude. I'm glad they said it was Test though, because
669
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:29.920
at first, the first shot they showed, I had no
670
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:34.000
fucking idea who that was. It was just a dude. Yeah, dude,
671
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.519
you could have been Edge, you could have been Jericho, like,
672
00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:37.920
this could have been anybody.
673
00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:40.920
Yeah, Test comes in. I mean, this pop is nuclear.
674
00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:45.720
I mean it's unreal, Like maybe my headphones were just
675
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:50.960
like don in, but I was like, holy fuck, how
676
00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:52.319
over his test right now?
677
00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:58.839
Well, dude, a million percent and no disrespect to mister Test,
678
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:02.839
but you know, this was the era of jump the rail.
679
00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:05.799
Oh fuck, it's somebody from w CW, which is why
680
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:07.839
I think they had to say this is a WWF
681
00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:10.679
guy on like for the show so people to get
682
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:14.599
too excited that it was like a guy invading.
683
00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:19.079
They thought it was like Mike Sanders or something. Yes,
684
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:21.559
that's exactly who they would have. Oh my god, it's
685
00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:27.960
really excited.
686
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:27.239
For Sanders and Reno.
687
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:30.960
Hey, they were on the show like ninety percent of
688
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:32.639
the time before they went out of business.
689
00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:37.719
Before they went out of business, it's like a huge sentence.
690
00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:42.719
Yeah, so test from the w w F. It's a
691
00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:47.199
big loot on the route. Oh ship, that ship is
692
00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:49.800
so good. What is this WF guy doing here on
693
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:51.079
this back though?
694
00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:53.800
Well it cuts back to the ring. King of feeds
695
00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:56.599
out from the corner and Bradshaw hits the clothesline from
696
00:34:56.679 --> 00:35:02.840
Hell we had god, kenyans Holy fuck, he's swinging for
697
00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:05.840
the fences on that one and he gets blitzed.
698
00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:08.960
He's done. It's a butt. The referee is distracted because,
699
00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:11.440
oh my god, toty km's test is here.
700
00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:18.119
Holy shit, he has a belt. Yeah, so uh, clothesline
701
00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:22.280
from Hell. WWF's test comes in. He hits Bradshaw with
702
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:26.119
the belt. Kenyon ends up pinning Bradshaw and we have
703
00:35:26.320 --> 00:35:28.519
new WWF Tag Team Champions.
704
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.840
I was super excited about this. I actually love when
705
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:34.519
we get to see title changes like on the actual
706
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:37.280
weekly shows here because yeah, put some what happened on
707
00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:38.679
pay per views and we don't cover those on the
708
00:35:38.760 --> 00:35:41.119
pod obviously, So like I was like, oh shit, new
709
00:35:41.360 --> 00:35:43.280
tag champion. That's pretty cool.
710
00:35:43.880 --> 00:35:47.480
Yeah, DDP and Canyon the WWF Tag Team Champions a
711
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:51.679
little world here with WWF's Test. Wait, a minute. I
712
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:56.079
don't think that's WWS test anymore. That's WCW's test.
713
00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:59.639
No, that's TNA's test. Soon.
714
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:04.360
He's been every promotion. He's in w c W slash
715
00:36:04.440 --> 00:36:08.599
ECW right now, he's an e CW later, he's in today. Oh,
716
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:10.960
I mean, good god, man, he's been everywhere.
717
00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:14.719
A true journey man, held no titles anywhere somehow.
718
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:17.880
Yeah, it's fucking kept cutting them off at the knees.
719
00:36:17.960 --> 00:36:20.559
Man, it's always triple Ah's fault. When you think you
720
00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:23.800
heard that pop earlier, that's a test tim when he
721
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:26.079
went to the back, Who the.
722
00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:28.800
Fuck heard that pop? Hey, hey, back there, you hear
723
00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:34.880
that pop? My name is Karine, Hell yeah, that guy
724
00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:41.639
heard it. The rock has arrived.
725
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:44.559
Yeah, okay, it's fucking eight twenty bud.
726
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:47.000
Whose side is he on? Test?
727
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:51.440
What he's onf test side?
728
00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:59.079
The terminator is here, man, Hey, calm down, you wanna
729
00:36:59.119 --> 00:36:59.639
do all that though?
730
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:03.480
Be quiet, dude.
731
00:37:03.519 --> 00:37:05.559
He didn't bring the ww blue belt.
732
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:09.360
I know what the fuck? He already sold that on eBay.
733
00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:13.039
Yeah, he probably traded it for a WCW belt. He's
734
00:37:13.079 --> 00:37:14.760
only had to see if someone's gonna arrive.
735
00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:18.000
He heard him going nuts when tested up the rail.
736
00:37:18.039 --> 00:37:19.079
He thought it was Mike Sanders.
737
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:23.639
Oh cool man. Turnero is going nuts over there. Don't
738
00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:25.400
calm him down though. It's not that goal.
739
00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:28.960
Hey, sit that fucking guy down.
740
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:35.480
So we have Perry Saturn versus Raven Yes, and I
741
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:37.719
see Perry Saturn come out. He gets the whole entrance here,
742
00:37:38.239 --> 00:37:41.039
and my brain immediately goes to man, the game's did
743
00:37:41.079 --> 00:37:42.800
a lot of heavy lifting for Perry Saturn. For me
744
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:46.039
as a kid, I mean, Perry Saturn, I played with
745
00:37:46.119 --> 00:37:46.679
him so much.
746
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:48.239
His moves are so sick.
747
00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:51.360
I wonder if that's that way for some other kids
748
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:52.360
growing up nowadays.
749
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:54.840
Oh, like they only like the guys because they their
750
00:37:54.880 --> 00:37:56.199
move set and the games are sweet.
751
00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:58.480
Yeah, Like they play with them on the video games
752
00:37:58.480 --> 00:38:00.360
a lot, so they become fans of them.
753
00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:04.039
Channing Stacks Lorenzo, I can't.
754
00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:06.000
Even come up with a fucking name. Channing Stacks Lorenzo
755
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.719
is fine. Like, I don't even know, man, I can't
756
00:38:09.760 --> 00:38:12.519
even come up with one. Yeah right, Channing Stacks Lorenzo.
757
00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:16.519
And they're like a big fan, you know. Yeah. I
758
00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:19.119
wonder if like that's the deal nowadays. I imagine I
759
00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:21.119
imagine that's the case. I don't know if so much.
760
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:22.679
I mean, I think the games were probably a lot
761
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:26.039
more popular back back then, yeah, than they are now.
762
00:38:26.199 --> 00:38:28.039
But because I mean, I mean, how many times you
763
00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:30.119
talk to somebody and they're like, yeah, I played the
764
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:34.159
WWF game on the N sixty four or I played SmackDown,
765
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:37.239
Here Comes the Paint or something, right, like everyone's played
766
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:39.480
at least that once or twice of course.
767
00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:42.679
Oh but funny enough, fucking you know you were talking
768
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:45.000
about that, like, you know, people playing the games and
769
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:47.440
getting into wrestling or having their guys like, uh, you
770
00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:51.000
know that Cappuccino Jones guy in WWE. He said, uh,
771
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.519
like w W All Stars got him into wrestling.
772
00:38:54.360 --> 00:38:57.320
Oh nice, which is nuts. Yeah, I mean I think
773
00:38:57.360 --> 00:38:58.400
he'll do well in WWE.
774
00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:01.760
I think so too. You know, he's athletic kid. Yeah,
775
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:05.440
he's he's got something for sure. By the way, I
776
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:09.440
loved Perry Saturn Titan Tron being primarily moppy.
777
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:13.760
Yeah, I mean that was a punishment, right, the moppy deal.
778
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:17.039
Yes, I think it was a mill threw that dude
779
00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:17.960
on his fucking head.
780
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:20.199
Yes, Yeah, he beat up Mike Bell and they put
781
00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:21.800
him with the mop and then Perry Satterer said what
782
00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:23.800
if I got this extremely.
783
00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:27.960
Over Yeah, whoops, they're gonna kill it at that. Don
784
00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:30.400
you have nothing that you're just a fucking yeah all right,
785
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:33.480
Well gave MOPy a new hat here.
786
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:34.679
That was cool.
787
00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:38.800
Yeah, that's what they said. They went shopping today in
788
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:42.880
La uh So two weeks ago and SmackDown Terry Runnelds,
789
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:45.519
who had been with Perry Saturn up to this point,
790
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:48.280
gave Perry an ultimatum and said you either picked the
791
00:39:48.360 --> 00:39:51.320
mop or me, and Perry took the mop, and of
792
00:39:51.440 --> 00:39:53.320
course he hit his catchphrase, You're welcome.
793
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:59.079
That is his catchphrase. That's also Damian Misdow's catchphrase.
794
00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:02.159
One of the many guys that you like to play
795
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:04.159
as in the games, just kidding is was the in
796
00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:08.280
the game. Yeah, he was sure, just not fun to play.
797
00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:12.119
As Raven comes out here, caw caw caw cock cock
798
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:13.239
cock cock cock co.
799
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:15.599
We're gonna and we're gonna respect.
800
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:18.360
Him on this show, right, No, I love Raven. He
801
00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:19.920
didn't have the sword tattoo.
802
00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:22.000
Though, dude, he didn't have the sword tattoo, but he
803
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:24.440
was shirtless, which dude.
804
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:26.880
Wow, that didn't even strike me as odd. I don't
805
00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:29.000
know why, but yeah, you're right. Usually, I think when
806
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:30.519
we see him on this show, especially in this era,
807
00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:32.440
he's wearing like a comic book shirt or something.
808
00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:34.840
Yeah, he has some kind of cutoff shirt or something
809
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:35.039
like that.
810
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:36.639
And he looked great.
811
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.239
Okay, he did look great, And I wanted to bring
812
00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:42.480
it up specifically that he had no shirt on because
813
00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:46.880
growing up, there was a figure set that included Raven
814
00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:50.679
that always confused me because I had no recollection of
815
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:53.760
really Raven being shirtless. Here is the set here, as
816
00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:57.480
i'll Sinny link. It is Raven, Shane McMahon, and Stone
817
00:40:57.519 --> 00:40:59.119
Cold Steve Austin in a three pack.
818
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:05.519
Wow, even a Sea McMahon. Oh hell yeah, no, take
819
00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:06.440
that off the shelves.
820
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:07.920
Take that off the shells.
821
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.159
Now, that's funny as hell. Wow.
822
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:13.639
I'd have no idea why these three are in a
823
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:17.519
fucking three pack together, but I thought it was motherfuckers
824
00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:19.960
Johnny's favorites all on one pack.
825
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:23.239
So Perry Hot starts on Raven here where the suicide dive,
826
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:24.800
because he came out here with Terry.
827
00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:25.280
Uh.
828
00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:28.679
They get into the ring here, Perry starts unloading supplexes
829
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:31.920
belly to belly, like goes for a slingshot leg drop.
830
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:35.280
He misses, but he ends up supplex and Raven and man,
831
00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:36.599
he's just going to town on him.
832
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:39.159
He is hitting every kind of suplex. There was one
833
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:40.519
that he does that I didn't even know how to
834
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:42.119
write down. I was like, Wow, he's kind of just
835
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:45.920
inventing shit here on throwing him around, I imagine because
836
00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:49.280
they probably know they worked in three companies together at
837
00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:52.559
this point, right east wwwn n here, so I imagine
838
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:54.679
he's pretty comfortable just dumping his dude on his head.
839
00:41:55.079 --> 00:41:59.760
Raven then follows up with the finish of the last betchy.
840
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:01.480
He's out of the corner and Raven hit the.
841
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:06.320
Line dude, which uh oh dude, Okay, I fucking that's
842
00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:08.599
what I wanted to bring up here because Okay, you're right,
843
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:11.039
that does happen. But do you know what happened to
844
00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:13.920
the match before that that may have started this was
845
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:19.440
Bradshaw does Raven's DDT in that match. That's Raven's move.
846
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:21.760
Yeah, I mean to be fair to Raven. This is
847
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:23.159
also one of his signature spots.
848
00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:23.760
That's true.
849
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:27.960
It is Raven misses a dive and Saturn catapults him
850
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:31.079
into Mappy in the corner before hitting the Moss Cover
851
00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:33.119
three Handle Family Gurdonza for The Wind.
852
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:36.920
I could not believe that Michael Cole called it that
853
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:40.000
on commentary, Like I was writing it down. I was like, well,
854
00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:41.559
this is gonna be funny because they aren't going to
855
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:43.400
say this on the show. And Michael Cole says it,
856
00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:45.360
I said, oh my god, this is crazy.
857
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:48.960
That's like his move in the video game. It's called
858
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:49.840
that too around this era.
859
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:54.519
Yeah, and that comes from the Jericho promo, right, the yep,
860
00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:56.400
the list of a thousand holder on a thousand and one.
861
00:42:56.480 --> 00:43:00.480
Excuse me, mm hmm. Yeah, that's nuts that they even
862
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:04.880
how like Vince on headset wasn't saying what the fuck.
863
00:43:05.119 --> 00:43:05.840
Are you doing?
864
00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:05.920
It?
865
00:43:06.159 --> 00:43:06.880
Fit is gimmick?
866
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:07.159
Right?
867
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:07.880
He was crazy?
868
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:11.880
Yeah, that's that's true. He was crazy because he beat
869
00:43:11.960 --> 00:43:14.599
up Mike Bell. He had a bunch of concussions. Yeah,
870
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:15.400
I guess that's all.
871
00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:20.360
Yeah right, yeah. So Perry Saturn does the Rick Steiner run.
872
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:24.400
He did, Yeah, and then he realizes that Mapia is missing.
873
00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:27.760
No, how could this fucking be? Who could have stole it?
874
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:29.320
He should have went up to Arnold in the crowd
875
00:43:29.559 --> 00:43:31.039
and started like interrogating him.
876
00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:34.320
No one on this entire show just even hints that
877
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:35.719
Terry just taking it.
878
00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:38.960
No, no one like Perry somehow also like no friends
879
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:41.239
at all that could like be like, hey, dude, I
880
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:42.639
know you're fucking stupid.
881
00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:46.480
Now, Like Michael Cole and Taz only watched the show
882
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:48.599
through the monitor. They just didn't look up and see
883
00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:50.480
like someone just walking away with it.
884
00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:52.920
They did not. They only watched the screen. They see
885
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:54.519
what the people see. If the people don't see it,
886
00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:55.199
they don't see it.
887
00:43:56.480 --> 00:43:58.880
Michael Cole just getting yelled at. Do not say Terry
888
00:43:58.960 --> 00:44:02.880
took it? Say Terry Tuckett, I hate you. I hate you,
889
00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:06.559
all right, boss? Sorry boss.
890
00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:11.320
Yeah, dude, Parry should have jumped the rail, got on
891
00:44:11.400 --> 00:44:12.880
Arnold's face. I would have been a fucking way to
892
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:14.079
go take it.
893
00:44:17.159 --> 00:44:26.960
Okay, pucked down Now, So we got backstage. DDP and
894
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:29.199
Canyon are here with w CW's test.
895
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:34.719
That's test. Donill come on, we haven't crossed the line. No,
896
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:39.599
it can't be damn it. Yeah. Well, DDP says test
897
00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:42.280
you were right on time, and Kenyon DDP the new
898
00:44:42.400 --> 00:44:45.920
Wtag Champions test says you know who's not better the
899
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:48.760
A P A. Those guys learn firstthand you mess with me,
900
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:53.920
You're gonna eat my foot. I got like fucking the
901
00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:55.960
rock chills at how much money he could have made
902
00:44:55.960 --> 00:44:57.559
if they would have put it. You're gonna eat my foot.
903
00:44:57.639 --> 00:44:59.800
Test shirt out, dude.
904
00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:02.519
I'm I mean Test had a history of shirts in
905
00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:03.639
the WWF and.
906
00:45:03.719 --> 00:45:06.639
They were all great, and that would have been right
907
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:07.840
up there with the balls one.
908
00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:11.360
A lot of money on the table there.
909
00:45:11.480 --> 00:45:13.760
Well, Test says, tonight's about celebrating. You guys are the champion,
910
00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:16.360
and I'm gonna get us the table at the viper room.
911
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:19.480
And they're fired up about this and DDP says Sarah
912
00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:23.719
gonna be there again. Listen, DDP, you brot watch out man.
913
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:26.239
You know the car rides are long here in the
914
00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:28.360
w WF. You know you never know what they're gonna
915
00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:29.599
do to You're gonna shit in your tank.
916
00:45:29.719 --> 00:45:31.639
He should have asked if gold dust was gonna be there?
917
00:45:33.559 --> 00:45:34.559
Can we have my gold dust?
918
00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:36.719
Is Steve Goldberg gonna be there?
919
00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:40.039
What?
920
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:42.320
The regal walks up, he's the commissioner. He says, hello,
921
00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:45.320
glad to see you two tarts excited about being w
922
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:48.519
F Tag champions. But now you're under my jurisdiction. So
923
00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:50.880
at SummerSlam. I decided, uh, you're gonna have a tech
924
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:54.480
title match against the Undertaker and Kane bye bye, and
925
00:45:54.599 --> 00:45:57.119
he leaves and he walks back in. By the way,
926
00:45:57.159 --> 00:45:57.760
it's a cage.
927
00:45:57.599 --> 00:46:01.840
Match, by damn there. And that felt like smack Down
928
00:46:01.880 --> 00:46:03.760
two season mode or something it did.
929
00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:07.159
Yeah, I always liked Threegles commissioner. I thought that was
930
00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:09.039
a fun fucking role for him. He ows that for
931
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:09.599
a while too.
932
00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:15.000
Yeah, they pee in his drink for some reason. That's
933
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:15.599
what I remember.
934
00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:17.960
That's like beak, Yeah, you're right.
935
00:46:18.360 --> 00:46:20.519
A man in the crowd is in a mask and
936
00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:23.639
he takes it off and it's former w CW World
937
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:24.880
Champion David Arquette.
938
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:28.639
Oh shit, why don't they say that?
939
00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:33.679
Holy shit, is Anthony Anderson from Kangary Jack. He's whooping
940
00:46:33.719 --> 00:46:34.119
his ass.
941
00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:36.719
They start fucking fighting in the crowd.
942
00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:37.119
Yeah.
943
00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:40.280
I just were gonna make like my cole not taking
944
00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:43.239
a ww jab or anything. We're mentioning David Arkeette here
945
00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:44.119
felt kind of weird.
946
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:45.960
Well, they probably invited him.
947
00:46:46.119 --> 00:46:48.360
Yeah that's true, Well bury him. Who cares, WBF, what
948
00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:49.760
are you gonna do? Not show up again?
949
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:52.360
That's at all. There's David Arcutt fighting the crowd probably
950
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:53.039
shouldn't be doing that.
951
00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:55.480
Brother.
952
00:46:55.880 --> 00:46:58.400
We go backstage. Spike and his girlfriend Molly are here
953
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:00.320
talking to Tijeri and regles a office.
954
00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:03.320
Yes, Spike is now back from injury. He says he's
955
00:47:03.320 --> 00:47:03.880
all healed up.
956
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:05.519
He said, what if I did a spot tonight where
957
00:47:05.559 --> 00:47:07.360
I could possibly be re injured immediately?
958
00:47:07.960 --> 00:47:09.199
Oh, that's good son, let's do that.
959
00:47:11.519 --> 00:47:11.639
Well.
960
00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:16.559
Xbox walks in and he's mad. He's also the cruiserweight champ.
961
00:47:16.760 --> 00:47:19.639
I think yep, he's the WCW cruiserweight champion.
962
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:23.039
That's right, okay? And uh an Xbox pissed that. Rego says,
963
00:47:23.079 --> 00:47:23.960
what kind of commissioner are you?
964
00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:24.519
Did?
965
00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:26.360
Jerry comes out on wrong and spits that green crap
966
00:47:26.400 --> 00:47:28.840
in my eyes and steals a let heavyweight tuttle from me.
967
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:32.519
And you're gonna let that stand? You know what? You suck?
968
00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:37.599
And Rego says, actually the expression is xpac sucks. You
969
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:40.960
can't manga like, don't you manga this guy? Xbox is
970
00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:41.480
his name.
971
00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:46.119
Yeah. Also, man, that's a horrible gimmick.
972
00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:51.159
They didn't have to do that, right, like they chant
973
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:53.239
Xbox sucks. But that doesn't have to be like his
974
00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:54.440
gimmick as he sucks.
975
00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:56.960
Yeah, so your gimmick this week is you suck ass?
976
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:07.920
Ho me caught? Yeah, Xbox says, well you think I suck? Well,
977
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:09.360
you think I suck so bad? How about you and
978
00:48:09.480 --> 00:48:12.519
ty jerry Son take me out and take on me
979
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:16.000
and Albert tonight and Regal immediately like not even thinking,
980
00:48:16.079 --> 00:48:19.039
he's like, yeah, that's fucking fine with me. See like,
981
00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:22.079
which again, I think that's awesome. Usually like a commissioner
982
00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:24.079
will be like, ah, maybe not. Regel says, yeah, I'll
983
00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:26.159
fight the shit out of you. Man, you suck, I'll
984
00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:27.119
fuck you up here.
985
00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:28.280
That's pretty cool.
986
00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:31.000
Well, so yeah, Spike said, hey, man, I know you're busy.
987
00:48:31.039 --> 00:48:33.480
I'll take your place, and Xbox says, all right, you
988
00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:34.880
might want to be careful, boy, you might want to
989
00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:36.800
thank commissioner here for what's gonna happen to you later,
990
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.239
and Xbox leaves in. Spike, who does is not afraid
991
00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:44.760
of Xbox at all, says ooh, hey, man, show this
992
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:47.559
guy some fucking get some fucking respect for Xbox here.
993
00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:48.679
Absolutely fucking not.
994
00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:49.519
I guess not.
995
00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:52.880
So we go to Edge versus rod VANDAMN Hardcore title match.
996
00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:56.639
Last week, Edge pulled down Landstorm's pants. They had Power
997
00:48:56.679 --> 00:48:57.719
Rangers underwear.
998
00:48:57.440 --> 00:49:00.800
On, which is like fucking normal to have every week.
999
00:49:01.400 --> 00:49:03.559
Yeah, I mean it's two thousand and one, so like
1000
00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:04.880
Power Ranges is still good.
1001
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.039
Yeah, especially every day as someone might may are the
1002
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:09.119
same Power Rangers underwear and that's fucking like, there's nothing
1003
00:49:09.159 --> 00:49:11.239
wrong with that. It was, by the way, Christian was
1004
00:49:11.320 --> 00:49:13.559
faking a friendship with Landstorm and then they faked him
1005
00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:16.760
out and Edge pants them. But Christian nowhere to be
1006
00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:17.679
seen here tonight.
1007
00:49:18.320 --> 00:49:22.960
Okay, hmm, Well, RVD is the hardcore champion currently.
1008
00:49:23.079 --> 00:49:23.920
He's cool shit too.
1009
00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:27.119
Edge and RVD going to an international here. But Edge
1010
00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:30.079
grabs RVD off the floor and hits a facebuster. Cool,
1011
00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:31.519
and this is a hardcore match, so they can pin
1012
00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:32.840
outside the ring and stuff like that.
1013
00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:34.920
That threw me off for a second too, Like I
1014
00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:38.599
in my brain, I know that's like hardcore title rules,
1015
00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:40.440
but I feel like more times than not, we just
1016
00:49:40.519 --> 00:49:43.199
see a hardcore match and there's weapons in the ring
1017
00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:45.159
and somebody just runs in and wins. That's not in
1018
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:45.480
the match.
1019
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:49.360
Yeah, there actually wasn't much weapon usage here, but they
1020
00:49:49.400 --> 00:49:51.400
did take advantage of going outside and stuff like that.
1021
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:54.960
A huge RVD chance from the crowd here. He's very
1022
00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:56.880
over even here in two thousand and one.
1023
00:49:57.360 --> 00:49:59.280
Dude, there's one guy when they're on the outside that
1024
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:01.440
is like, must be right next to the camera, and
1025
00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:03.079
he says, oh, fucking show.
1026
00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:08.920
Yeah, dude, this is West Coast. That's pretty cool.
1027
00:50:09.239 --> 00:50:11.679
Well, you know this XPW territory, you better watch out. RVD.
1028
00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:16.039
Edge sets up this ladder on the post here, but
1029
00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:19.159
RVD sweeps his legs and then catapults Edge into the
1030
00:50:19.239 --> 00:50:19.840
ladder for two.
1031
00:50:20.199 --> 00:50:21.880
Dude. There's also, by the way, speaking of the XPW,
1032
00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:24.360
someone in the crowd is holding a Supreme XPW sign.
1033
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:28.039
Oh nice, yes, shuts out. I love that the ref
1034
00:50:28.239 --> 00:50:30.199
is just walking around with the hardcore title because like,
1035
00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:31.400
the match can just end whenever.
1036
00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:33.079
I didn't even notice that.
1037
00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:34.000
That is kind of cool.
1038
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:35.679
They didn't send the game, sadly.
1039
00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:39.199
No, no, they didn't. RVD is setting up a ladder
1040
00:50:39.239 --> 00:50:41.239
on the second rope, but Edge jumps off of it
1041
00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:43.760
and seesaws the ladder in rvd's face. That gets a
1042
00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:44.280
two count.
1043
00:50:44.679 --> 00:50:46.719
I mean that spot takes fucking forever.
1044
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:47.239
Dude.
1045
00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:50.320
You mean it look cool, but RVD, I mean, RVD
1046
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:51.960
might as well turn around and say, oh, you should
1047
00:50:52.039 --> 00:50:52.480
jump on this.
1048
00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:58.239
Way, A Storm runs down, He pulls the rope and
1049
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:02.079
Edge flips over Edge line Storm down outside, he comes in.
1050
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:04.599
It hits a German supplex on RVD for a double down.
1051
00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:07.079
RVD takes it like RVD takes it.
1052
00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:10.599
Okay, I was gonna say, RVD always takes German suplexes
1053
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:13.760
like somehow he gets unbelievable height and then the weight
1054
00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:15.800
of his ass crushes the rest of his body on
1055
00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:16.199
his head.
1056
00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:18.679
Storm comes back in, but Edge hits him with a
1057
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:21.679
spinning heel kick and an edge o mattic. Of course,
1058
00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:25.599
RVD hits a fucking standing drop kick to Edge. I
1059
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:28.800
feel like I never see RVD do a standing dropkick.
1060
00:51:29.239 --> 00:51:31.960
It definitely felt like, oh fuck, I am supposed to
1061
00:51:31.960 --> 00:51:34.079
do something here, uh dropkick?
1062
00:51:34.519 --> 00:51:37.400
It was clean, it looked awfulse yeah, I mean it
1063
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:39.599
doesn't surprise me. I guess that RVD has a great
1064
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:41.480
drop kick, but sure, it was cool to see him
1065
00:51:41.519 --> 00:51:44.039
break something out I don't usually see him doing. RVD
1066
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:46.400
sets up a chair in the ring, Edge uses it
1067
00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:48.360
to jump off and hit Storm with a spear out
1068
00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:51.320
of mid air. That was sick Landstorm came down to
1069
00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:54.039
this ring like five minutes ago. He's been getting his
1070
00:51:54.119 --> 00:51:57.000
ass whooped the entire time. Edge sets up for the
1071
00:51:57.079 --> 00:52:02.000
buzzkill here, but RVD kicks him. RVD and Landstorm then
1072
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:05.960
grabbed chairs and hit a standing concerto to Edge.
1073
00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:10.480
Okay, a couple things here. One. I swore that Christian
1074
00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:12.760
was gonna come down to make the save obviously, or
1075
00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:16.280
somebody would like this is like invasion shit here, No,
1076
00:52:16.480 --> 00:52:18.840
they just kill Edge two. Buzzkill.
1077
00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:21.960
Yeah that's Xbox move right it is?
1078
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:24.920
Or but maybe was that the buzz killer or was it?
1079
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:25.920
But it was it both?
1080
00:52:26.079 --> 00:52:28.800
Maybe it was both, it was whatever that was also
1081
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:30.199
a person in WCW.
1082
00:52:31.119 --> 00:52:33.440
Oh yeah, you're right. Who the fuck was buzzkill?
1083
00:52:33.679 --> 00:52:36.800
I don't remember Armstrong. Oh yeah it was the Red Dog.
1084
00:52:36.920 --> 00:52:40.840
Right, Yeah that's right. Yeah, of course, which is crazy.
1085
00:52:41.039 --> 00:52:46.199
Yeah yeah, it just but that's the fucking educution whatever,
1086
00:52:46.239 --> 00:52:47.519
the impaler.
1087
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:51.880
Yeah, that's right. Standing concerto was crazy crushed them.
1088
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:55.320
Yeah, look, I mean look great and uh rv dy one.
1089
00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:01.320
Well we go back next stage. Steve Austin is here
1090
00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:04.320
with Debra and telling her how much he hates Matt Hardy.
1091
00:53:05.480 --> 00:53:08.280
They're in a very purple room as well. Uh and
1092
00:53:08.440 --> 00:53:10.800
Austin's explaining the match to her and it's a six
1093
00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:14.440
man tag Deborah. They think about it is I hate
1094
00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:17.679
Matt Hardy, I hate Jeff Hardy, and I really hate
1095
00:53:17.719 --> 00:53:18.159
Kurt Angle.
1096
00:53:18.199 --> 00:53:18.960
He makes me sick.
1097
00:53:19.800 --> 00:53:22.840
And at least I got the Dudley's what cut. They
1098
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:25.599
come in, and then of course the stars of the show,
1099
00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:28.039
Chuck Plumbo and Shaan O'Hare make their way into the room.
1100
00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:29.840
They're the w CP Tag Team champion. Dude.
1101
00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:31.960
The way they enter the room and the way that
1102
00:53:32.039 --> 00:53:34.880
Steve Austin greets them is the funniest fucking thing, dude.
1103
00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:38.079
Yeah, they come in and Austin's like, Chuck Blumbo, Shan O'Hair,
1104
00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:39.960
been watching the guys, you look real damn good.
1105
00:53:41.079 --> 00:53:43.480
What the fuck are you watching matches?
1106
00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:46.559
I was watching Velocity.
1107
00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:48.280
You went out of business, son.
1108
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:51.719
Okay, you were just fucking talking good about us. We're
1109
00:53:51.800 --> 00:53:53.960
on your team, Steve to wear on the same side.
1110
00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:58.599
We're like, right, you're all w city. Yep, that's what
1111
00:53:58.679 --> 00:54:03.119
I was talking about every time double seeing him. You
1112
00:54:03.159 --> 00:54:05.519
guys walk into the room with Austin, he shakes their
1113
00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:07.360
head and says, you guys run out of business.
1114
00:54:09.400 --> 00:54:12.480
You guys absolutely suck eighty three weeks turned into you
1115
00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:15.400
guys dying what one week?
1116
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:17.800
What I just talked to creative Chuck and Sean and
1117
00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:22.159
your guys gimmick Now as you suck on TV, Steve,
1118
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:24.519
that's like three other guys on my team's gimmick.
1119
00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:28.360
What we're gonna send you down to Heartland?
1120
00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:32.000
Son, you learn how to work a lick and we're
1121
00:54:32.079 --> 00:54:33.079
pulling Horace up.
1122
00:54:36.199 --> 00:54:38.800
Yeah, you guys know that guy right well.
1123
00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:41.159
Chuck says Steve, We're fired up. We know the Dudley's out.
1124
00:54:41.199 --> 00:54:43.639
Your back to my butt in the future. We want
1125
00:54:43.679 --> 00:54:45.280
to have your back. We're the tag champs, you're the
1126
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:47.360
wit of a champion. Know where we want to be
1127
00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:49.639
on the same team. And Austin says, I like it.
1128
00:54:50.000 --> 00:54:52.840
You're showing attitude, You're shown initiative, You're showing traits of
1129
00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:54.480
a winner. And what you got to do in the
1130
00:54:54.639 --> 00:54:56.519
WW have to make a name for yourselves is not
1131
00:54:56.599 --> 00:54:59.280
be afraid to make a challenge, stand up for yourself,
1132
00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:02.840
race the hell out there, don't back down from nobody.
1133
00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:06.360
You guys are going to be big, big superstars. He
1134
00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:08.760
was like, not trying to be funny there too. He
1135
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:13.119
meant that just has a way of saying ship That
1136
00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:14.119
made me fucking laugh.
1137
00:55:14.760 --> 00:55:16.880
Yeah, Like you just can't believe a single word this
1138
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:18.280
guy's saying, go.
1139
00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:20.400
Out there and just race somehow, whip some ask go
1140
00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:23.280
get them and Austin shakes their hands and they leave
1141
00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:29.239
and he's like, those boys going to be big? Okay,
1142
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:31.079
who is that?
1143
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:39.239
So he names? Right, that's a guy that could see
1144
00:55:39.559 --> 00:55:40.679
being the Undertaker.
1145
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:50.880
I won't be here in the future. That's a future.
1146
00:55:52.559 --> 00:55:57.679
Maybe I'll come back with my a TV racham l.
1147
00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:04.199
We have Spike Dudley with Molly Holly and to Jerry
1148
00:56:04.360 --> 00:56:07.440
versus X Factor. Dude, there are so many champions on
1149
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:10.480
this show right now, Like every single match features a champion.
1150
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:13.880
To Jerry's the light heavyweight champion right now, X poc
1151
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:15.159
is the cruiserweight champion.
1152
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:19.400
Right Well, we're coming up to unify a lot of
1153
00:56:19.440 --> 00:56:20.599
these soon, I think, right.
1154
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:22.880
Yeah, I think that's right. Like it seems like they're
1155
00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:26.119
lining up everybody through the unifications. X Pock and to
1156
00:56:26.239 --> 00:56:28.679
Jerry start off here, but ta Jerry decides to do
1157
00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:30.559
a no look kick to Albert and hits him off
1158
00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:31.039
the apron.
1159
00:56:31.320 --> 00:56:34.280
How cool was that, dude? Albert's on the apron, running
1160
00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:36.559
his mouth to the Jerry and to Jerry, I mean
1161
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:40.039
he's the best of this dude. He turns, doesn't like
1162
00:56:40.119 --> 00:56:42.360
his body turns and he's still looking at X pocket
1163
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:44.880
look like and he blitz his Albert in the face
1164
00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:45.440
with his kick.
1165
00:56:45.800 --> 00:56:49.400
Yeah, very cool, awesome to Jerry kicks down x POC
1166
00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:52.599
and Spike Dudley comes in with the double axe. Spike
1167
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:54.719
ducks a line here from x POC and tries to
1168
00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:57.920
cross body Albert. Oh my, what comes next is the
1169
00:56:58.000 --> 00:56:59.239
craziest thing I've ever seen.
1170
00:56:59.320 --> 00:57:01.480
So dude, I'm not joking. Is this not one of
1171
00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:02.880
the scariest things like ever?
1172
00:57:03.559 --> 00:57:08.000
Yeah, So Spike just came back from injury, so Spike.
1173
00:57:09.719 --> 00:57:12.920
So Spike ducks a line from xpot here and he
1174
00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:16.039
tries to crossbody Albert on the apron. Albert catches him
1175
00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:19.840
crossbody you know, like or is only the long way?
1176
00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:20.760
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he.
1177
00:57:20.840 --> 00:57:24.039
Presses him over his head. I'm thinking, oh, he's gonna
1178
00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:28.000
like military press him into the ring. Of course, no, man,
1179
00:57:28.199 --> 00:57:32.199
Albert takes this guy, presses him above his head on
1180
00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:34.760
the apron and then drops him all the way to
1181
00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:36.119
the floor on the outside.
1182
00:57:36.360 --> 00:57:39.119
So it's not even like he like gives him any mph, right,
1183
00:57:39.239 --> 00:57:41.599
Like there's no lunch so he can like maybe go
1184
00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:45.639
face first or like stomach first. He dumps him and
1185
00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:48.480
Spike rolls down his bag, hits the apron and in
1186
00:57:48.559 --> 00:57:52.239
the floor. Like this is horrifying. I don't know how
1187
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:53.039
he didn't die.
1188
00:57:53.559 --> 00:57:56.360
Like Spike was not afraid of anything. He would just
1189
00:57:56.559 --> 00:57:59.320
do whatever. Yeah, dude, Spike was a dog.
1190
00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:01.920
Yeah, he was a He was a beast, dude, and
1191
00:58:02.079 --> 00:58:04.719
like for you know, he totally didn't have to do
1192
00:58:04.840 --> 00:58:06.880
that for this match, by the way, like he, like
1193
00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:09.559
you said, just came back from injury. People know, Albert,
1194
00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:11.840
like a beal would have been enough, which they do do,
1195
00:58:12.079 --> 00:58:14.199
and that's enough. Like he looks crazy getting bealed across
1196
00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:17.480
the ring. No, I'm gonna take a fucking military press
1197
00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:18.880
to the floor backwards.
1198
00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:22.440
Yeah, fuck that. We're not doing any normal shit. Spike's
1199
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:25.280
a dog. We're getting some shit over. We're doing the boss.
1200
00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:26.840
That is the boss right there.
1201
00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:27.760
Yeah, I like that.
1202
00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:30.639
XPOC brings Spike back into the ring, hits a brain
1203
00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:33.280
buster for a two. They're kicking this dude's ass.
1204
00:58:33.880 --> 00:58:36.639
They are stuffing this guy. It would dude, it was
1205
00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:38.960
actually a really cool brainbuster too. Xbox like kind of
1206
00:58:39.039 --> 00:58:39.599
jumped on it.
1207
00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:42.079
It almost turned into a God's Last gift.
1208
00:58:42.360 --> 00:58:42.880
It was sick.
1209
00:58:43.239 --> 00:58:45.679
Albert comes in and beats down Spike, beals him across
1210
00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:48.679
the ring, talk shit. Albert picks Spike up by the
1211
00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:50.400
belt and carries him over to x Pox so he
1212
00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:50.920
can tag in.
1213
00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:52.880
That is fucking crazy.
1214
00:58:53.559 --> 00:58:55.880
Albert goes for the boot, but crotches himself on the
1215
00:58:55.920 --> 00:58:59.000
top rope. Here to Jerry geinst the hot tag. He
1216
00:58:59.079 --> 00:59:02.159
comes in with a line, a kick, handspring, back elbow.
1217
00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:03.199
The crowd goes crazy.
1218
00:59:03.719 --> 00:59:06.719
He's another video game guy to me, but also like
1219
00:59:06.880 --> 00:59:09.519
real life guy, like obviously, like there's two Jery matches
1220
00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:11.840
I thoroughly enjoyed. I mean there's tons, especially in ECW
1221
00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:14.360
that I could call to. But I mean, you play
1222
00:59:14.360 --> 00:59:16.719
as to Jerry in a video game, you're doing all
1223
00:59:16.800 --> 00:59:19.480
the kicks, like Perry Satins all the suplexes. Maybe Taz too,
1224
00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:21.559
he probably had a ton of suplexes to Jerry's got
1225
00:59:21.599 --> 00:59:24.519
all these fucking sweet kicks. Like this guy is awesome
1226
00:59:24.639 --> 00:59:28.480
and super dialed into like when you're playing, you know,
1227
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:30.639
just talking about video game stuff some more when you're
1228
00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:33.280
if the game's gonna right at least, and they usually
1229
00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:35.039
did in the older ones, like you're playing to jury.
1230
00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:37.280
It felt like the Jerry Yeah for sure.
1231
00:59:38.039 --> 00:59:42.559
He pins xpoc here. Albert splashes xpoc by accident, trying
1232
00:59:42.559 --> 00:59:45.880
to break up the pill, Spike into Jerry, double drop
1233
00:59:45.960 --> 00:59:49.320
kick Albert. Xpos now on the outside talking shit to Molly.
1234
00:59:49.960 --> 00:59:54.920
Molly slaps xpoc, xpox pushes her down, Spike dives on him.
1235
00:59:54.920 --> 00:59:56.119
There's a lot going on in this back.
1236
00:59:56.199 --> 00:59:58.360
There's a ton going on here. Xbox was probably telling
1237
00:59:58.519 --> 00:59:59.960
Molly that she's not the real gorgeous joy.
1238
01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:03.800
Where are the rest of the gorgeous Georgias?
1239
01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:06.280
Why is there so many of them?
1240
01:00:07.480 --> 01:00:11.239
X poc brings the belt in. Dude, Okay, so all
1241
01:00:11.320 --> 01:00:14.440
that happens in the back end right, x poc brings
1242
01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:18.199
this belt in, Spike stops him. The ref thinks Spike
1243
01:00:18.320 --> 01:00:21.480
has the belt, so the ref is distracted to Jerry
1244
01:00:21.639 --> 01:00:25.599
kicks down. X poc jumps off his back. It gets
1245
01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:27.920
caught out of midair by Albert in a double mic.
1246
01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:31.159
God dude, this which would have been enough, right, like
1247
01:00:31.280 --> 01:00:33.159
that's cool enough, But.
1248
01:00:33.960 --> 01:00:37.119
As he's up in the air, double goozled x POC
1249
01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:39.519
hits him with the belt and then Albert hits the
1250
01:00:39.599 --> 01:00:41.800
Baldo bomb to pick up the win x.
1251
01:00:41.880 --> 01:00:45.760
Poc like has to line up behind Albert to leap
1252
01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:48.119
up behind him and hit to Jerry in the head
1253
01:00:48.239 --> 01:00:52.840
with the cruiseweight title like completely unnecessary. The Baldo bomb
1254
01:00:52.960 --> 01:00:55.360
could have just beat to Jerry, but no, bring this
1255
01:00:55.559 --> 01:00:56.960
motherfucker with the title two.
1256
01:00:58.280 --> 01:01:01.159
Very cool finish here at.
1257
01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:02.119
Yeah, I love that shit. That was sick.
1258
01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:03.840
Yeah, this whole deal here.
1259
01:01:03.880 --> 01:01:06.159
I like this match a lot, really good match. I
1260
01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:08.880
think everyone looked fucking super good coming out of this.
1261
01:01:09.840 --> 01:01:12.159
As we mentioned, you know, eventually we get the title
1262
01:01:12.280 --> 01:01:14.599
unification between I believe it's textbutkins Jerry.
1263
01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:18.280
Yeah, I think that's right. We go backstage. William Rigo
1264
01:01:18.360 --> 01:01:20.320
is in his office and Perry Saturn is here looking
1265
01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:21.079
for MOPy.
1266
01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:24.960
MOPy mo By. He's look, dude, he's looking in the
1267
01:01:25.199 --> 01:01:27.239
regal piss cup. He's looking through all this shit, and
1268
01:01:27.480 --> 01:01:31.280
uh Rego's like, what are you doing. I can assure
1269
01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:34.039
you MOPy is not here. I suggest you go find Terry.
1270
01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:35.920
I'm sure she has a better idea what your Moppy
1271
01:01:35.960 --> 01:01:38.320
is than I do. And Perry looks at him and says,
1272
01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:44.159
you're welcome. He leaves right, Well, like, why wouldn't you
1273
01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:47.599
ask Terry? Right? Regal should have got up with brass
1274
01:01:47.719 --> 01:01:52.519
nuts and punched them in the back of the head. Yeah,
1275
01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:53.760
have done that.
1276
01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:57.320
He probably hasn't work ticket don He was jotting down
1277
01:01:57.400 --> 01:01:58.039
some information.
1278
01:01:58.360 --> 01:02:00.599
I don't think anybody would have second thought that para
1279
01:02:00.719 --> 01:02:02.920
and laid out on the floor in the commissioner's office room.
1280
01:02:02.960 --> 01:02:05.599
They were like, oh, yeah, that's fucking that pans out.
1281
01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:06.199
That makes sense.
1282
01:02:06.760 --> 01:02:07.880
He should have drank the pea.
1283
01:02:10.199 --> 01:02:16.800
He just still has pissing there from like forever ago. Well,
1284
01:02:16.840 --> 01:02:18.760
the two of the top guys in w CW Seanahair
1285
01:02:18.760 --> 01:02:20.559
and Chuck Blumbo are here if we haven't got enough
1286
01:02:20.559 --> 01:02:22.639
of them? And Regal says, the fuck do you two want?
1287
01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:26.039
And Chuck Plumbo says, hey, slow your role, bro, we
1288
01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:28.920
want to be leaders. We want to match tonight, and
1289
01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:30.800
Shawan Harris says, we're here to lead by example. We'll
1290
01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:32.719
take on any w F tag team you have tonight.
1291
01:02:33.039 --> 01:02:35.360
Riles has any team all right? Well, the Hardys are
1292
01:02:35.400 --> 01:02:39.480
booked and APA already worked and share our tag divisions.
1293
01:02:39.480 --> 01:02:40.960
Pretty light boys. I don't know. I gotta figure this
1294
01:02:41.039 --> 01:02:43.519
out here. Uh, you're gonna put the tag titles on
1295
01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:45.760
the line though, And they say, definitely, we're gonna do that,
1296
01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:48.119
and Regels says, all right, I'll get the fuck out
1297
01:02:48.159 --> 01:02:49.880
of my office before I load these brass dogs up.
1298
01:02:49.880 --> 01:02:51.480
You see Perry Sidner on the floor, that's you next.
1299
01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:53.920
So now it's time for the Booker t and Shane
1300
01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:54.960
mcmahontown Hall.
1301
01:02:55.719 --> 01:02:58.599
Michael Cole says that Booker is jealous of the Rock,
1302
01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:02.119
jealous of his popular already is Hollywood success and standing
1303
01:03:02.199 --> 01:03:04.039
up is one of the greatest sports entertainers in the
1304
01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:07.639
business has seen. God damn all right, man, just back
1305
01:03:07.719 --> 01:03:10.039
off of it just a little, Like if you smell,
1306
01:03:12.199 --> 01:03:15.360
if you dude, if you haven't seen it, you all
1307
01:03:15.440 --> 01:03:17.880
need to go see the Rocks first entrance with the
1308
01:03:17.920 --> 01:03:19.679
Hollywood theme where it was the first version of it.
1309
01:03:19.719 --> 01:03:23.519
I think it's no way out. It is so goddamn funny.
1310
01:03:24.119 --> 01:03:29.239
If you smell, If you smell, look at their tongue,
1311
01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:31.920
Look at their tongue if they smell.
1312
01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:37.679
Like he doesn't even know when to come out. What
1313
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:38.440
do I do here?
1314
01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:41.159
I love that? Yeah, Wow, that shit. Ha'd be dying
1315
01:03:41.280 --> 01:03:41.559
if you.
1316
01:03:41.599 --> 01:03:44.519
Should have kept that dude, it's so obnoxious, man, Like,
1317
01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:48.800
I get the Rock, but it is so fucking obnoxious, dude.
1318
01:03:48.920 --> 01:03:51.639
Like, dude, it's so funny, how like Hollywood Rock and
1319
01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:57.880
Heal Steve Austin are like both great. Like, yeah, that's
1320
01:03:57.960 --> 01:04:00.239
cool that they were able to transition to that very well.
1321
01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:04.079
So, uh, Shane and Booker out here, And Shane says Booker,
1322
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:06.559
look at this crowd filled to the rafters with self important,
1323
01:04:07.079 --> 01:04:11.360
sanct deemonious Hollywood phonies. I mean again, I swore this
1324
01:04:11.480 --> 01:04:12.599
was going to be like a face to face with
1325
01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:15.119
Arnold or something, or Booker T should have went face
1326
01:04:15.119 --> 01:04:19.039
to face with the former. W's be watching David Arquetta
1327
01:04:22.480 --> 01:04:23.880
and he says, I can tell by looking in the
1328
01:04:23.920 --> 01:04:25.880
eyes of all of you that none of you have
1329
01:04:25.920 --> 01:04:27.960
been a fight in your life. And I'm out here
1330
01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:29.719
to remind you. In the street fight last week, it's
1331
01:04:29.719 --> 01:04:31.719
not important who walks away with their hand raised in victory,
1332
01:04:31.960 --> 01:04:34.760
but who walks away period, And last Monday it was
1333
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:36.679
Shane o'mck and Booker T who walked away from that
1334
01:04:36.760 --> 01:04:39.239
street fight at the expense of the so called great one,
1335
01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:42.599
the Rock. And then he calls for them to show
1336
01:04:42.639 --> 01:04:44.079
it on the tron and he says, roll the footage,
1337
01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:47.719
and they Shane narrates his footage here, and they showed
1338
01:04:47.719 --> 01:04:49.440
the Rock going for the rock bottom and Shane grabs
1339
01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:51.519
his leg and Shane says, I have the Rock right here.
1340
01:04:51.559 --> 01:04:54.000
I'm about to snap his ankle in two, but then
1341
01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:56.760
Booker T wanted to save the Rock's ankle and boomed
1342
01:04:56.800 --> 01:05:00.320
de gaundation. Booker says, I would say the the sucker
1343
01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:02.400
is the man who got his ass kick last Monday.
1344
01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:04.559
And I'd say the suck is the man who is
1345
01:05:04.760 --> 01:05:08.639
not the five time WCB champion and the man who's
1346
01:05:08.679 --> 01:05:12.119
scared and jealous of Booker T. Rock. I would say,
1347
01:05:12.159 --> 01:05:15.320
you're the sucker, Sucker, and then he says, you know, Rock,
1348
01:05:15.360 --> 01:05:19.079
you feel only different. You accept my challenge SummerSlam, and uh,
1349
01:05:19.239 --> 01:05:21.519
you know the I'll give you everything you got coming
1350
01:05:21.559 --> 01:05:24.519
to you. The first thing would be then he does
1351
01:05:24.719 --> 01:05:27.280
the scissors kick in the ring like just does it
1352
01:05:28.239 --> 01:05:32.000
and says the scissors kick, and he says the second
1353
01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:34.880
thing is gonna be the spinner rooney, So he hands
1354
01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:37.039
the mic to Shane, does the spinner rooney and then
1355
01:05:37.079 --> 01:05:40.440
Shane is right there to give them mic back. One two, three.
1356
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:42.599
Now can you dig that sucker?
1357
01:05:44.960 --> 01:05:51.440
If you're some mallo, the rock dunh is cooking WWF
1358
01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:54.519
test like pop here, dude, I mean massive. This is
1359
01:05:54.559 --> 01:05:57.000
the most over guy by a mile.
1360
01:05:57.639 --> 01:06:00.239
He says, well, congratulations, because you're gonna go one on
1361
01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:04.480
one with the great One at SummerSlam. And Arnold's fucking
1362
01:06:04.519 --> 01:06:06.880
fired up for this. He's clapping in the crowd. He's
1363
01:06:07.280 --> 01:06:10.039
he loves the Rock, and Rock says, before you face
1364
01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:14.320
the Rock at SummerSlam, he has one question. What in
1365
01:06:14.480 --> 01:06:17.800
the blue hell is a spinner Rooney? Who came up
1366
01:06:17.840 --> 01:06:26.519
with the spinner Rooney? Fisher Price, Rock says, just so
1367
01:06:26.639 --> 01:06:29.800
the Rock understands, the rocks thinking is clear. The Rock
1368
01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:34.400
has got the sharp shooter, the rock bottom and the
1369
01:06:34.559 --> 01:06:40.159
people's elbow, and you've got the spinner Rooney, the dipsy
1370
01:06:40.320 --> 01:06:42.920
Doodle and the suffering suck attash.
1371
01:06:43.199 --> 01:06:44.280
If you're some mad.
1372
01:06:47.800 --> 01:06:49.960
So, the Rock says, you see Booker t You can
1373
01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:51.960
get involved in the Rock street fight on Monday. You
1374
01:06:52.000 --> 01:06:54.760
can challenge the Rock on the Rock shows smack down.
1375
01:06:55.079 --> 01:06:57.440
You don't have a show. You can come all the
1376
01:06:57.480 --> 01:06:59.320
way out here to Hollywood to get your hair done
1377
01:06:59.320 --> 01:07:02.880
by Whoopi Gold and Michael Cole laughs so close to
1378
01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:05.119
the mic and says get it, and Test says, yeah,
1379
01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:06.760
I fucking get it here. Jesus Christ.
1380
01:07:07.119 --> 01:07:08.199
She was in the Muppet movie.
1381
01:07:09.599 --> 01:07:16.360
So is the Rock. No, so was Hogan. But Booker
1382
01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:19.039
t All jokes aside, there's nothing and the Rock means
1383
01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:21.840
nothing that's gonna stop the Rock from giving the five
1384
01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:24.480
time w C champion a five star ass whipping all
1385
01:07:24.519 --> 01:07:28.119
over Sommer Slam. But we have one problem. The Rock's
1386
01:07:28.159 --> 01:07:32.400
interest is not at Summer Slam. The Rock's interest is tonight.
1387
01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:36.639
And Booker says, shit, we could fucking do this right now.
1388
01:07:37.079 --> 01:07:41.039
You face shaneo back and Booker t in a handicap match,
1389
01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:43.639
and Rock says, I allow the Rock to think for
1390
01:07:43.719 --> 01:07:46.199
one second, and that immediately drops the mic and starts
1391
01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:49.119
walking down the ramp. Oh fuck, oh shit, yeah, I
1392
01:07:49.239 --> 01:07:52.440
get fired off. That was sick as fuck. So Rock's
1393
01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:54.519
like circle in the ring. He backs up to the
1394
01:07:54.599 --> 01:07:57.000
nouncetable area, He grabs a chair and he slides in,
1395
01:07:57.119 --> 01:08:00.000
but they jump him. They get his ass immediately.
1396
01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:03.800
Dide I love when like Face tries to hit the ring,
1397
01:08:04.440 --> 01:08:07.440
immediately gets stomped out and then fights back towards the end.
1398
01:08:07.519 --> 01:08:08.280
It works every time.
1399
01:08:08.719 --> 01:08:11.559
Yeah, it's the best, and the Rock might be the
1400
01:08:11.679 --> 01:08:12.280
best at it.
1401
01:08:13.000 --> 01:08:15.679
Yeah. When he's getting stomped out, he really he's really selling.
1402
01:08:16.159 --> 01:08:18.159
And when he's coming up it's flying.
1403
01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:21.119
Yeah, for sure. His punches are awesome for these.
1404
01:08:21.560 --> 01:08:23.680
So yeah, Shane stomps him out, gets them in there too.
1405
01:08:23.720 --> 01:08:26.439
Booker hits them of the spinkick. Booker slaps the shit
1406
01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:28.720
out of him. He's ground and pounded him. UFC's coming,
1407
01:08:28.760 --> 01:08:30.920
so you know, Daniel peters around the court. I gotta
1408
01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:33.760
get that shit. Sorry to here. Shane picks up the
1409
01:08:33.840 --> 01:08:35.640
Rock and Booker has the chair. He's loading him up.
1410
01:08:36.159 --> 01:08:38.960
Rock elbows out. He starts firing off shots on Booker,
1411
01:08:39.039 --> 01:08:42.520
spinebuster on the chair. Shane glombs Rock from behind, and
1412
01:08:42.960 --> 01:08:45.600
Rock gets up starts fucking him up to knocks him
1413
01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:48.199
over the top to the floor. But that's not it.
1414
01:08:48.319 --> 01:08:51.119
The Rock goes outside, takes off the announced table cover
1415
01:08:51.199 --> 01:08:54.600
and Shane's trying to escape through the barricade. Rock chases him,
1416
01:08:54.680 --> 01:08:58.039
throws him back to ringside and dude, this is like,
1417
01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:01.600
I gotta give it to Shane Man and the Rock too.
1418
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:04.600
I mean, really, anybody did this these announced tables, especially
1419
01:09:04.640 --> 01:09:08.000
back in this era, did not look fun to be near,
1420
01:09:08.359 --> 01:09:12.439
Like they there's nothing under these things. They're just falling
1421
01:09:12.560 --> 01:09:15.680
straight to the floor pretty much. Yeah, that's right, and
1422
01:09:15.840 --> 01:09:18.399
that's what happens here. The rock rock Bottom Shane through
1423
01:09:18.399 --> 01:09:20.600
the announced table kills them.
1424
01:09:20.880 --> 01:09:26.119
If you're some man, team Bringen says, let the bodies
1425
01:09:26.159 --> 01:09:26.800
hit the floor.
1426
01:09:27.279 --> 01:09:29.239
Oh dude, let the bodies hit the floor. Thing they
1427
01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:31.960
hit like six times on this show Man, good lord.
1428
01:09:32.079 --> 01:09:34.439
When the rock hits the spinebuster on Booker here, his
1429
01:09:34.560 --> 01:09:36.479
head hits right off the back of the fucking chair
1430
01:09:36.520 --> 01:09:36.880
in the ring.
1431
01:09:37.039 --> 01:09:40.359
It's rough, dude. Yeah, I mean same with the rock
1432
01:09:40.399 --> 01:09:43.079
Bottom through the table. Like you can see, they have
1433
01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:46.319
to stand directly on the edge of this thing to
1434
01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:48.439
not have it crumble under their feet.
1435
01:09:49.000 --> 01:09:51.399
Yeah. I mean I've seen a few times, i think
1436
01:09:51.439 --> 01:09:53.199
where the rock goes up for the rock Bottom and
1437
01:09:53.279 --> 01:09:54.520
it just flapses.
1438
01:09:54.319 --> 01:09:58.680
Just goes twelve to six. Yeah, like it just falls down.
1439
01:09:59.079 --> 01:10:03.520
That sucks. So yeah, brutal rock Bottom here through the table.
1440
01:10:03.680 --> 01:10:06.960
To continue the rock Booker t thing, which is I
1441
01:10:07.079 --> 01:10:09.520
mean cool. I mean, like again, like this era of
1442
01:10:10.359 --> 01:10:12.520
Booker at the beginning of the invasion, where they still
1443
01:10:12.600 --> 01:10:14.720
treated him as a top guy. Threat is very cool obviously,
1444
01:10:14.760 --> 01:10:16.680
He you know, kind of goes mid card after that
1445
01:10:16.760 --> 01:10:19.399
and then comes back up, but you know, always a
1446
01:10:19.479 --> 01:10:20.479
key player in my mind.
1447
01:10:24.520 --> 01:10:27.279
We go backstage. Perry Saturn is looking for MOPy in
1448
01:10:27.319 --> 01:10:27.880
the trash.
1449
01:10:28.960 --> 01:10:31.319
This is the most fucked up looking dumpster I've ever seen.
1450
01:10:31.399 --> 01:10:31.760
What is this?
1451
01:10:32.399 --> 01:10:33.920
Yeah, it really is. I mean there's a bunch of
1452
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:35.600
random shit in here. I mean this thing was filled
1453
01:10:35.680 --> 01:10:37.359
up probably hours and hours and hours.
1454
01:10:37.159 --> 01:10:40.039
Ago, just piled up the hell And Terry Renalds walks
1455
01:10:40.079 --> 01:10:42.760
up and says, hey, Perry. And Perry says, you see
1456
01:10:42.800 --> 01:10:45.920
my Moppy? And Terry says, yeah, I stole it, dumb ass,
1457
01:10:47.199 --> 01:10:52.640
Like what happened? He says, you're talking about the same rotten,
1458
01:10:52.720 --> 01:10:55.399
stinky mop you chose over me. You lost the mop
1459
01:10:55.439 --> 01:10:57.039
the same way you lost me. And by the way,
1460
01:10:57.760 --> 01:11:00.760
you're welcome. That's fucked up, fucked up to do my
1461
01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:04.439
man here? He just like, how inconsiderate is Terry. He's
1462
01:11:04.479 --> 01:11:05.520
just going through some things.
1463
01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:07.880
I mean, Perry immediately forgets that she was even here
1464
01:11:07.920 --> 01:11:09.119
and just starts looking for the mop again.
1465
01:11:09.199 --> 01:11:11.199
I'm surprised he even remembered that MAPI was gone.
1466
01:11:12.920 --> 01:11:16.079
We have Chuck Palumbo and shaan O'Hair versus mystery opponents
1467
01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:19.600
w c W Tag Team Title Match. Chuck Plumbo and
1468
01:11:19.640 --> 01:11:21.880
shaan o Hair come out here. They have the EA
1469
01:11:22.079 --> 01:11:22.920
big theme song.
1470
01:11:23.239 --> 01:11:25.720
This song. I actually did like this song, Dan.
1471
01:11:32.600 --> 01:11:34.520
It sounds like a song from like a two thousand
1472
01:11:34.520 --> 01:11:36.359
and three sports game, like you would be doing mad
1473
01:11:36.520 --> 01:11:41.680
and like tryouts or whatever it was. It wasn't tryouts,
1474
01:11:41.720 --> 01:11:45.119
it was like practice. It would be like squad Ship.
1475
01:11:45.159 --> 01:11:46.800
You would do the mini games and you'd be listening
1476
01:11:46.840 --> 01:11:48.239
to the theme song. That sounds like it could be
1477
01:11:48.359 --> 01:11:48.800
in the game.
1478
01:11:48.960 --> 01:11:51.199
Really, dude, you're right, dude, And I mean I think
1479
01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:52.760
we talked about it as before, but Shanaha and Chuck
1480
01:11:52.760 --> 01:11:55.960
Palumbo both also look like like you know teen movie
1481
01:11:56.000 --> 01:12:00.079
two thousand and one, the bad guys, Yeah really, or
1482
01:12:00.119 --> 01:12:01.920
they'd be fighting against the Power Rangers or something.
1483
01:12:02.560 --> 01:12:07.439
Yeah, they would like really be bullying DJ Falls for sure, it.
1484
01:12:07.520 --> 01:12:09.520
Would be beating the shit out. He would have get
1485
01:12:09.600 --> 01:12:10.800
up on them in the end, like he'd pour like
1486
01:12:10.960 --> 01:12:12.920
punch on their heads at the party, but like they'd
1487
01:12:12.960 --> 01:12:14.279
be fuck with them for a long time.
1488
01:12:14.640 --> 01:12:16.680
Yeah, right, or like they would become friends by the
1489
01:12:16.800 --> 01:12:17.520
end or something or.
1490
01:12:17.640 --> 01:12:18.720
Oh sure that's true.
1491
01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:21.760
Yeah, some deal like that. So the Pirro goes off
1492
01:12:21.800 --> 01:12:25.680
here for this match, and the opponents are Kine, Undertaker,
1493
01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:26.239
and Sarah.
1494
01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:27.960
I was trying to figure out for a second. I
1495
01:12:28.039 --> 01:12:29.840
was like, Okay, this could be like a haha match,
1496
01:12:29.920 --> 01:12:32.039
right they send out somebody just for these dudes to
1497
01:12:32.079 --> 01:12:34.159
beat up, And I was like, DDP and Canyon just
1498
01:12:34.199 --> 01:12:37.159
won the belts. This is probably a title change. Uh oh.
1499
01:12:37.840 --> 01:12:39.720
And then just as I figured it out, Kane and
1500
01:12:39.800 --> 01:12:42.199
fucking Taker come out. Uh and I mean Shaana Haroon,
1501
01:12:42.239 --> 01:12:44.920
chucklomoself is great like SHAWNA. Harris immediately trying to get
1502
01:12:44.960 --> 01:12:47.039
the belts back from the referees because he doesn't want
1503
01:12:47.079 --> 01:12:47.680
to do the match.
1504
01:12:47.800 --> 01:12:50.159
He saw Fred Durst on the tron, got scared, keep
1505
01:12:50.720 --> 01:12:52.039
rolling and rolling rolling.
1506
01:12:52.640 --> 01:12:53.199
This is sick.
1507
01:12:53.279 --> 01:12:54.239
I love this entrance.
1508
01:12:54.520 --> 01:12:56.399
Kane should have came out, as I mentioned before, on
1509
01:12:56.479 --> 01:12:57.960
the back of the bike, dude.
1510
01:12:57.800 --> 01:12:59.840
Full mask Kane with the transparent tank.
1511
01:13:01.079 --> 01:13:03.439
His mask was also exceptionally red.
1512
01:13:04.079 --> 01:13:06.239
Yeah it was full mask. I don't know, maybe I'm
1513
01:13:06.279 --> 01:13:09.520
just not used to seeing that too often, but uh yeah, interesting.
1514
01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:12.279
Look here for the Big Man He's fucking huge. He
1515
01:13:12.479 --> 01:13:13.199
is massive.
1516
01:13:13.319 --> 01:13:17.000
It's unreal Takers here to uh he's here to be
1517
01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:19.359
here with Sarah, his wife. And if these guys do
1518
01:13:19.520 --> 01:13:22.640
anything out of line, especially if it comes to hitting
1519
01:13:22.720 --> 01:13:24.520
me in the head with a chair, they will be
1520
01:13:24.640 --> 01:13:31.560
hearing about it my wife. We need the Sarah Taker
1521
01:13:31.640 --> 01:13:33.239
podcast instead.
1522
01:13:33.960 --> 01:13:40.279
Yeah, let me hear that, hosted by Chuck Balumba, his wife.
1523
01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:45.680
Caine and Chuck Plombo start off and Kine somehow makes
1524
01:13:45.760 --> 01:13:48.720
this dude look small. I mean, Chuck Palumbo is huge.
1525
01:13:48.840 --> 01:13:52.520
I mean two thousand and one. Kine is a fucking monster.
1526
01:13:52.760 --> 01:13:55.680
He must have been eaten goddamn five thousand calories a day,
1527
01:13:55.880 --> 01:14:01.000
like unreal, man, he was massive. So Chuck Palumbo and
1528
01:14:01.000 --> 01:14:03.800
shot out hair hit a combo here on Kane, ending
1529
01:14:03.840 --> 01:14:06.159
with a big line from Palombo to take down Kane.
1530
01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:09.000
I always thought it was funny that the WCW guys
1531
01:14:09.000 --> 01:14:11.680
are always working up to the WWF guys no matter.
1532
01:14:11.520 --> 01:14:16.760
What, every time, dude, every single time, Like I get it,
1533
01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:21.239
But like damn, there wasn't a hint of anybody ever
1534
01:14:21.319 --> 01:14:24.000
saying maybe we should like try to make this feel
1535
01:14:24.000 --> 01:14:25.680
a little equal, Like I know, we don't have fucking
1536
01:14:25.720 --> 01:14:27.760
Sting and Goldberg. But maybe we can pretend for a
1537
01:14:27.800 --> 01:14:28.800
secondly like that.
1538
01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:30.800
That was probably what they were thinking, right, Like well,
1539
01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:34.039
I mean if Scott Seiner was here or right, Scott
1540
01:14:34.079 --> 01:14:37.640
Hall or something short thing, but like not these guys
1541
01:14:37.680 --> 01:14:39.039
Mike Sanders boys, I don't know.
1542
01:14:39.600 --> 01:14:43.000
Yeah, which there is an argument for both, right, Like
1543
01:14:43.439 --> 01:14:45.800
you know, I know Sean O'Hare and Chuck Palumbo are
1544
01:14:45.800 --> 01:14:48.079
not Canaan Undertaker, but god damn man.
1545
01:14:48.600 --> 01:14:50.600
Yeah, right, I guess you know, if you looked at
1546
01:14:50.680 --> 01:14:52.680
it with a little bit of you know, objectivity, I
1547
01:14:52.720 --> 01:14:54.880
guess you know, like came, it's huge, etcetera, etcetera.
1548
01:14:54.920 --> 01:14:57.199
But Taker is the fucking Undertaker of course.
1549
01:14:57.159 --> 01:15:01.279
Right yeah. And Sarah Taker, it's just why she's he
1550
01:15:01.319 --> 01:15:03.159
here dressed out like Jimmie Hayter.
1551
01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:09.680
There's two signs in the crowd that two guys are holding.
1552
01:15:09.720 --> 01:15:11.560
One says I could have made a better sign, and
1553
01:15:11.680 --> 01:15:13.600
his boys sign says but then I got.
1554
01:15:13.560 --> 01:15:18.479
High A classic read this. So Taker comes in. He
1555
01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:21.079
hit some sort of supplex on shin o hair here.
1556
01:15:21.239 --> 01:15:24.119
What the fuck was that? Like I wrote, hits a
1557
01:15:24.319 --> 01:15:26.319
spinebuster's back suplex? What?
1558
01:15:27.920 --> 01:15:30.640
Yeah, it just does some sort of deal here gets
1559
01:15:30.720 --> 01:15:33.880
him up and he just goes for it. Taker goes up.
1560
01:15:33.920 --> 01:15:38.800
He hits old school. Don't exactly understand why, I never
1561
01:15:38.880 --> 01:15:40.000
really do you.
1562
01:15:40.520 --> 01:15:42.359
You've talked about it a few times, and I really,
1563
01:15:42.479 --> 01:15:43.760
I guess I've just never thought of it.
1564
01:15:44.279 --> 01:15:46.960
Like there's probably some answer here. I just don't know
1565
01:15:47.000 --> 01:15:47.359
what it is.
1566
01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:48.439
His dad did it?
1567
01:15:49.159 --> 01:15:52.920
Just something? Yeah, right, obscure. I'm sure there's mom did it? Yeah,
1568
01:15:53.239 --> 01:15:55.399
oh hair lines take her over, but take her lands
1569
01:15:55.439 --> 01:15:57.039
on his feet and pulls her hair out to kick
1570
01:15:57.119 --> 01:16:00.399
his ass. Plumbo jumps off the apron and takes down Taker,
1571
01:16:00.479 --> 01:16:03.560
but Kane cleans up. O'Hare uses a chair when the
1572
01:16:03.640 --> 01:16:06.920
ref's back is turned, and then Taker hits a DDT
1573
01:16:07.079 --> 01:16:07.920
for the double down.
1574
01:16:08.760 --> 01:16:12.000
Sean O'Hare hits Taker in the head as nicely as
1575
01:16:12.039 --> 01:16:13.680
you can hit somebody in the head with the chair
1576
01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:16.159
if they're not putting their hands up, like this was
1577
01:16:16.239 --> 01:16:22.079
a please, I'm on your team, Please, we're cool. Headshot
1578
01:16:22.359 --> 01:16:25.039
like he tried his hardest there, and I you know,
1579
01:16:25.560 --> 01:16:26.520
it was very nice of them.
1580
01:16:26.760 --> 01:16:29.439
Kane hot tags in. He hits a cane line Clean's house.
1581
01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:33.319
Kane double goozles the champs, but they reversed into a
1582
01:16:33.359 --> 01:16:37.199
double supplex, but Taker comes in, stops the double sue plex,
1583
01:16:37.279 --> 01:16:40.600
helps Cane down and they hit stereo choke slams on
1584
01:16:40.800 --> 01:16:43.680
the champs for the three count. Kine and Undertaker are
1585
01:16:43.760 --> 01:16:45.760
the new WCW Tag Champions.
1586
01:16:45.920 --> 01:16:48.079
There was not even a chance, like even a slight
1587
01:16:48.199 --> 01:16:50.319
hint of Shan o'haon and Trplumba winning this match, like
1588
01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:53.000
not even like they hit some bullshit on Caine, like
1589
01:16:53.079 --> 01:16:55.000
them with the title and get a pin. No falsees
1590
01:16:55.039 --> 01:16:58.720
for these fucking guys. Fuck WCW caanaan Taker on top.
1591
01:16:58.880 --> 01:17:01.520
Welcome to the fed bitch, Welcome to the big leagues.
1592
01:17:01.600 --> 01:17:01.960
Boys.
1593
01:17:02.840 --> 01:17:13.560
I'll put you in the tree. That's my husband, Undertaker boom.
1594
01:17:18.279 --> 01:17:20.159
Fred Durst actually wanted to be a song for Kane,
1595
01:17:20.199 --> 01:17:22.760
but it just ended up a little hand me down.
1596
01:17:26.359 --> 01:17:30.039
R C Cola w W Free Wine. Stephanie McMahon gets
1597
01:17:30.079 --> 01:17:32.319
pied on raw and also there's a guy in a
1598
01:17:32.359 --> 01:17:33.279
gorilla suit in the ring.
1599
01:17:33.760 --> 01:17:35.560
I didn't they didn't explain any of this.
1600
01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:38.520
They didn't even they didn't even mention it. Like it
1601
01:17:38.600 --> 01:17:40.640
shows Chris Jerkers standing here with a guy in a
1602
01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:44.359
gorilla suit and then he pies Stephanie McMahon and that's it.
1603
01:17:44.760 --> 01:17:45.800
Thank you, Arci Cola.
1604
01:17:47.079 --> 01:17:50.920
Arcie Colin thought the Monkey and the Pie was awesome. Yeah, okay, cool?
1605
01:17:51.239 --> 01:17:52.000
What the fuck?
1606
01:17:52.479 --> 01:17:54.079
Jerker says the Alliance might not have the rock, but
1607
01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:55.680
you can have the pie, and he hits over with
1608
01:17:55.720 --> 01:17:57.720
the pie anyway, drink Arci Cola.
1609
01:17:58.119 --> 01:18:00.640
Good? What the absolute fun just happened?
1610
01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:03.399
And there's a follow up segment where they also don't
1611
01:18:03.439 --> 01:18:03.880
explain it.
1612
01:18:04.279 --> 01:18:07.199
Yeah, we go backstage. Hugh Morris is here, Hugh Morris.
1613
01:18:07.640 --> 01:18:11.279
Hugh Morris gets fucking smacked down TV Time. Are you
1614
01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:14.760
out of your mind? They? This is such dude, This
1615
01:18:14.920 --> 01:18:17.640
is such a fucking WWF thing too. They couldn't just
1616
01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:20.479
do Chris Jericho versus Hu Morris. I need a fucking
1617
01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:24.159
Humoris Stephaniemanvan backstage segment to explain to me that Hugh
1618
01:18:24.279 --> 01:18:27.199
Morris is on Team WCW and he's gonna wrestle a
1619
01:18:27.239 --> 01:18:29.520
team WF. Guy, I get it.
1620
01:18:31.720 --> 01:18:33.760
What I don't get is whatever they just showed me.
1621
01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:41.399
Where was the monkey? Can we explain the monkey? I'd
1622
01:18:41.479 --> 01:18:44.199
rather TV Time for that than fucking Hugh Morris. It's
1623
01:18:44.199 --> 01:18:48.279
just still his name somehow. Yeah, fucking Stephanie's watching the
1624
01:18:48.359 --> 01:18:51.920
TV in the Stephanie McMahon room, and Hugh Morris walks
1625
01:18:51.960 --> 01:18:54.239
in because he's just allowed to walk into the Stephanie
1626
01:18:54.279 --> 01:18:56.760
McMahon room, I guess, and he says, hey, I didn't
1627
01:18:56.800 --> 01:18:58.840
like what Jericho did. I never liked that guy, and
1628
01:18:58.880 --> 01:19:01.680
I'm gonna make him paygahnight, And then seventy says, yeah,
1629
01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:04.199
jerk's going down tonight, and Hugh says, how do you
1630
01:19:04.239 --> 01:19:07.039
think he made those monkeys do that? And he leaves
1631
01:19:08.079 --> 01:19:11.359
do what dude? What did he do? They bought the pies,
1632
01:19:11.399 --> 01:19:15.039
the monkeys. Why do you explain to me this angle?
1633
01:19:15.279 --> 01:19:16.159
Explain the monkeys?
1634
01:19:19.000 --> 01:19:22.000
Well, SmackDown is brought to you by corn nuts, Corn
1635
01:19:22.079 --> 01:19:25.479
gone wrong, the surprisingly hardcore corn snacked.
1636
01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:33.600
Like damn okay man, Yeah, like yeah, watch corn jerk
1637
01:19:33.680 --> 01:19:34.359
off the corn.
1638
01:19:35.560 --> 01:19:39.960
Yeah, I mean that's an aggressively late nineties deal here,
1639
01:19:40.079 --> 01:19:43.000
I mean, good god. Yeah. Absolutely, So we have Chris
1640
01:19:43.119 --> 01:19:44.560
Jericho versus Hugh Morris.
1641
01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:47.279
Yes, you know what they're calling Chris Jericho at least
1642
01:19:47.279 --> 01:19:49.720
what Michael Cole says that he is what he's the
1643
01:19:49.960 --> 01:19:51.600
flamboyant vigilante.
1644
01:19:51.920 --> 01:19:54.359
Uh I thought he was a Jericho Hollock.
1645
01:19:54.720 --> 01:19:59.079
What the fuck? Like, yeah, what, Yeah, that'll catch on
1646
01:19:59.279 --> 01:19:59.960
pretty good. There.
1647
01:20:00.560 --> 01:20:04.720
There's a fucking great shot here of Jericho's tron as
1648
01:20:04.800 --> 01:20:07.119
it backs out to him on the ramp. It looked godly.
1649
01:20:07.760 --> 01:20:08.680
I love that good.
1650
01:20:09.239 --> 01:20:11.960
I reckon like the ovaltron set, Like I remember that
1651
01:20:12.199 --> 01:20:14.920
Jericho shot more than most entrances in that era.
1652
01:20:15.439 --> 01:20:16.680
Yeah, dude, it looked awesome.
1653
01:20:16.920 --> 01:20:17.439
Yeah sick.
1654
01:20:17.720 --> 01:20:19.880
Yeah, So I guess Jericho is gonna be working Hugh
1655
01:20:20.000 --> 01:20:24.199
Morris tonight. Fuck the rock won't work at Humorris.
1656
01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:24.479
You know what I mean?
1657
01:20:28.079 --> 01:20:33.039
Like that's like I get it right, like Slim Pickens
1658
01:20:33.199 --> 01:20:37.279
not everyone came over from w CW. But like no
1659
01:20:37.600 --> 01:20:38.439
land Storm's here.
1660
01:20:39.359 --> 01:20:41.840
Well, Hugh Morris hot starts on Chris Jericho here, but
1661
01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:44.520
Jericho hits him with a big line and then elbows
1662
01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:45.960
him right on the top of his head.
1663
01:20:46.359 --> 01:20:48.319
Dude, he blitzes them.
1664
01:20:49.039 --> 01:20:51.840
Bulldog here from Jericho. Jericho goes for the Lions Salt,
1665
01:20:52.199 --> 01:20:55.319
but Hugh Morris gets the legs up. Morris hits a
1666
01:20:55.399 --> 01:20:57.640
belly to belly here for a two. I was surprised
1667
01:20:57.680 --> 01:21:01.399
even got Jericho down, to be honest, Morris goes for
1668
01:21:01.479 --> 01:21:03.920
a power bomb, but Jericho rolls through into the walls
1669
01:21:03.960 --> 01:21:05.359
of Jericho and he taps out.
1670
01:21:05.760 --> 01:21:09.880
You suck. Jecko looks out and says, your company died.
1671
01:21:12.199 --> 01:21:13.520
He did a lion Tamer style.
1672
01:21:13.399 --> 01:21:16.159
Too, Yeah, he did it. Looked great. It shows a replay.
1673
01:21:16.319 --> 01:21:19.920
Jericho is now up by the ramp and uh we hear.
1674
01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:34.640
Of course for some reason, Rhino's TNA music, Gore's.
1675
01:21:28.680 --> 01:21:29.600
Billy gunn.
1676
01:21:33.840 --> 01:21:37.520
So Rhino's here at the ramp to meet Jericho. Of course,
1677
01:21:37.560 --> 01:21:41.359
he glombs Jericho. He sue plexes him on the ramp
1678
01:21:41.399 --> 01:21:44.319
and we get one of the biggest moments. To me
1679
01:21:44.840 --> 01:21:46.439
at least, I'm not sure how you feel about it,
1680
01:21:46.520 --> 01:21:51.159
but this is a big SmackDown like oval Era moment
1681
01:21:51.239 --> 01:21:51.439
to me.
1682
01:21:51.880 --> 01:21:53.680
Yeah, one hundred percent, dude. I mean this is a
1683
01:21:54.199 --> 01:21:57.560
you know, we talk about moments that are intro video
1684
01:21:57.720 --> 01:22:00.560
worthy and this like this is definitely one of them,
1685
01:22:00.640 --> 01:22:06.840
like crazy shot in retrospect. Pretty silly for what it
1686
01:22:07.000 --> 01:22:09.640
like why they did it, but cool as fuck.
1687
01:22:10.680 --> 01:22:14.520
Yeah. So, Rhino souplexes Jericho on the ramp, He backs up,
1688
01:22:14.680 --> 01:22:18.640
does his taunt, and then Rhino gores Jericho through the stage.
1689
01:22:19.439 --> 01:22:22.760
Dude right through the video wall, puts them right through
1690
01:22:22.760 --> 01:22:25.880
it craz like really cool visual. The wall fucking falls over,
1691
01:22:26.359 --> 01:22:28.720
like these dudes are laying in this pile of just
1692
01:22:29.000 --> 01:22:32.840
rubble dead. Commentary slipping out test is why to j
1693
01:22:33.000 --> 01:22:35.479
just got Gordon to the next millennium. Shut his mouth.
1694
01:22:36.640 --> 01:22:39.560
Jericho takes it great here too. This looks awesome, dude.
1695
01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:43.760
It flails his arms back like fully just sent into
1696
01:22:43.840 --> 01:22:47.159
the screen. Very cool, they replay. It looks sick as hell. Yeah, dude,
1697
01:22:47.199 --> 01:22:49.760
this is a I mean, this is a something I
1698
01:22:49.920 --> 01:22:52.359
vividly remember for some reason in my brain though I
1699
01:22:52.439 --> 01:22:55.720
remember it being like a lot bigger of a like
1700
01:22:56.439 --> 01:22:58.960
fall here than it was like going through just a screen.
1701
01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:02.479
Yeah, I thought it look cool though, No, it was
1702
01:23:02.560 --> 01:23:03.039
cool shit.
1703
01:23:03.159 --> 01:23:06.359
And another thing I don't remember about it was that
1704
01:23:06.479 --> 01:23:07.319
it didn't end the show.
1705
01:23:08.439 --> 01:23:10.399
Yeah right, it was just right here in the middle.
1706
01:23:11.279 --> 01:23:13.239
So not only does it I mean we'll talk about
1707
01:23:13.239 --> 01:23:14.880
it just jump ahead a little bit, but not only
1708
01:23:14.960 --> 01:23:17.359
does this not end the show, but they just put
1709
01:23:17.399 --> 01:23:17.920
it back up.
1710
01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:18.880
Yeah, well, you know.
1711
01:23:21.439 --> 01:23:25.640
What the fuck? I like, I thought, like, Okay, that's
1712
01:23:25.680 --> 01:23:27.319
gonna be like be broken for the rest of the night,
1713
01:23:27.359 --> 01:23:30.760
and then they'll you know, we get it. As we mentioned, earlier.
1714
01:23:30.960 --> 01:23:33.840
We get a whole new not only backdrop. We get
1715
01:23:33.840 --> 01:23:38.399
a whole new stage next week, which unnecessary. I mean,
1716
01:23:38.439 --> 01:23:39.920
I'm glad they did it because it's one of the
1717
01:23:40.000 --> 01:23:42.800
best ever, but didn't need to for this. They just
1718
01:23:43.119 --> 01:23:45.399
very easily put this screen back up. This didn't really
1719
01:23:45.479 --> 01:23:46.960
have any impact whatsoever.
1720
01:23:47.640 --> 01:23:50.079
We go backstage. Stephanie comes up to Rhino and says,
1721
01:23:50.119 --> 01:23:55.079
that was fucking awesome. Due was like all the time,
1722
01:23:55.159 --> 01:23:57.359
What the fuck? How did you guys die?
1723
01:23:58.039 --> 01:24:04.840
That's right, motherfucker. I want Jericho at summer slap fuck.
1724
01:24:04.920 --> 01:24:06.720
Yeah you do. You wrestle him every week if you
1725
01:24:06.760 --> 01:24:08.520
want to do that shit. That sounds kick ass. I'm
1726
01:24:08.560 --> 01:24:09.039
gonna watch that.
1727
01:24:09.239 --> 01:24:13.279
Yeah, dude, you're awesome. We go backstage. Perry Saturn in
1728
01:24:13.479 --> 01:24:15.880
ring gear is now talking to the police.
1729
01:24:17.560 --> 01:24:21.920
He's talking to the cops. He called the cops to
1730
01:24:22.000 --> 01:24:24.840
put out a missing person's report on MOPy, and the
1731
01:24:24.920 --> 01:24:26.760
cop is asking him, oh shit, like you got a
1732
01:24:26.800 --> 01:24:29.319
picture of this person, And Perry of course has a
1733
01:24:29.399 --> 01:24:31.800
picture of Moppy in his gear, which he pulls out
1734
01:24:31.800 --> 01:24:34.279
and shows of the cop, and the guy says, this
1735
01:24:34.399 --> 01:24:36.640
is a mop. You called us out here for a mop,
1736
01:24:37.560 --> 01:24:41.319
and Perry says, yes, Moppy c. Mcmoperson, and you guys
1737
01:24:41.399 --> 01:24:42.439
have to help me find her.
1738
01:24:43.159 --> 01:24:45.119
I never knew Moppy's full name.
1739
01:24:45.279 --> 01:24:47.960
Moppy c mcmopperson. They should have put that in the
1740
01:24:48.000 --> 01:24:48.800
game as well.
1741
01:24:49.000 --> 01:24:52.199
Why not, dude. By the way, this whole deal here
1742
01:24:52.399 --> 01:24:54.600
felt like a SpongeBob scene.
1743
01:24:54.880 --> 01:24:57.159
That is a fantastic way to put it. Yeah, I
1744
01:24:57.199 --> 01:24:59.279
mean it's it's actually pretty well done.
1745
01:24:59.359 --> 01:25:00.479
Yes, yeah, it's funny.
1746
01:25:00.920 --> 01:25:02.359
The second guy says, we'll give you a call when
1747
01:25:02.359 --> 01:25:04.319
we hear something, and Perry says thank you, thank you,
1748
01:25:04.439 --> 01:25:07.119
and second cop says, no, thank you, Perry. They walk away.
1749
01:25:07.600 --> 01:25:11.279
It pans up to Perry's face. You're welcome. I will
1750
01:25:11.359 --> 01:25:13.439
spoil here for those that might not know, because I
1751
01:25:13.439 --> 01:25:15.399
guess there's a chance that nobody has any goddamn clue
1752
01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:19.560
what MOPy is. This leads to Raven, who has not
1753
01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:23.840
only taken Perry Sadden's ex girlfriend or valet. I guess
1754
01:25:23.840 --> 01:25:26.800
I don't know what they actually were. Raven puts MOPy
1755
01:25:26.880 --> 01:25:27.680
through a wood chipper.
1756
01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:28.520
Ah.
1757
01:25:29.279 --> 01:25:31.079
Yeah, we haven't watched that though, so well, we'll get
1758
01:25:31.119 --> 01:25:34.159
there eventually. But that's where it goes. That's who Terry
1759
01:25:34.199 --> 01:25:38.960
stole Moppy and Raven kills MOPy and then goes Perry's
1760
01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:39.600
career as well.
1761
01:25:42.800 --> 01:25:45.960
So now it's time for the main event, Dudley Boys
1762
01:25:46.000 --> 01:25:49.399
and Steve Austin versus Hardy Boys and Kurt Angle elimination
1763
01:25:49.560 --> 01:25:50.279
tag team.
1764
01:25:50.159 --> 01:25:52.159
Match, big fucking match. Dude.
1765
01:25:53.119 --> 01:25:56.479
Yeah, Steve Austin has the disturbed theme here with the
1766
01:25:56.560 --> 01:25:59.640
red ring jacket. I love that fucking hard.
1767
01:26:00.119 --> 01:26:04.000
I mean this this guy is mean, dude. Like it's
1768
01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:06.119
even funnier because he's like kind of a chicken shit,
1769
01:26:06.199 --> 01:26:11.760
but this guy is like so fucking sick and I
1770
01:26:11.840 --> 01:26:15.319
love that, dude. Yeah, And this is where I'm like, yeah, wow,
1771
01:26:15.319 --> 01:26:16.960
they just put the video wall back up and there's
1772
01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:19.600
stuff playing on it, like they didn't really break anything
1773
01:26:19.640 --> 01:26:21.479
when Ronald Gordon's guy through this. That sucks.
1774
01:26:22.159 --> 01:26:24.760
It's a good fucking chance. Also, they just recorded it like.
1775
01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:30.000
Cold, oh, like out of Oh yeah that's true, that's true. Yeah.
1776
01:26:30.439 --> 01:26:32.479
Kirk comes out here, he's got the straps down.
1777
01:26:32.560 --> 01:26:36.520
He is fucking jacked, dude, jacked and over and he's
1778
01:26:36.560 --> 01:26:39.640
only been here for what maybe two years if that?
1779
01:26:40.560 --> 01:26:42.399
Yeah, right, he came in the same time as Taz.
1780
01:26:42.880 --> 01:26:45.680
Yeah, dude, Like fucking shit, he is a top guy
1781
01:26:45.760 --> 01:26:47.920
already like toe to toe at Austin, not even a
1782
01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:51.359
blink of that being something weird like he's super I mean,
1783
01:26:51.399 --> 01:26:53.199
what a what a run he already had here?
1784
01:26:53.520 --> 01:26:55.439
Yeah. Also Angle gets a lot of pyro.
1785
01:26:56.119 --> 01:26:58.760
Tons of pyro dude, Yeah, I mean cool this single.
1786
01:26:58.840 --> 01:27:01.479
It's not uh one that I really remember though, just
1787
01:27:01.560 --> 01:27:02.800
full like dark blue.
1788
01:27:03.720 --> 01:27:06.000
I actually do remember this one for some reason. Yeah,
1789
01:27:06.239 --> 01:27:09.800
default kind of deal. Oh sure, okay, So Kurt wants
1790
01:27:09.800 --> 01:27:12.920
Steve Austin of course to get in the ring, but
1791
01:27:13.039 --> 01:27:15.640
Steve Austin stands on the apron and smiles at Kurt.
1792
01:27:16.039 --> 01:27:16.680
Funny shot.
1793
01:27:17.119 --> 01:27:19.800
Yeah, Dude's Austin wants nothing to do with that. So
1794
01:27:20.079 --> 01:27:21.560
Kurt and Bubba will start of course.
1795
01:27:22.039 --> 01:27:24.399
Yeah, Kurt tags out to Matt, and then Bubba tags
1796
01:27:24.439 --> 01:27:26.520
in Steve Austin. I thought that was funny as shit.
1797
01:27:27.079 --> 01:27:30.000
Austin gives him no time to like fix that situation either.
1798
01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:32.560
Austin tags in and immediately runs into lock up with
1799
01:27:32.640 --> 01:27:36.159
Matt and puts Matt in a very long side headlock
1800
01:27:36.399 --> 01:27:39.279
where he stares at Kurt with the shittiest look on
1801
01:27:39.359 --> 01:27:40.600
his face. Yeah.
1802
01:27:40.640 --> 01:27:43.640
I love this little interaction here. So Matt tries to
1803
01:27:43.720 --> 01:27:46.439
go over to tag in Kurt, and then Steve Austin
1804
01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:50.039
kicks Kurt's hand. Kurt comes in, and then Steve drags
1805
01:27:50.119 --> 01:27:52.600
Matt to the corner and everyone comes in and they
1806
01:27:52.640 --> 01:27:53.680
start kicking his ass.
1807
01:27:54.199 --> 01:27:55.399
What Matt's ass?
1808
01:27:55.640 --> 01:27:55.880
Dude?
1809
01:27:55.960 --> 01:27:59.840
This is so fucking shitty. Man Like Austin and Dudley's
1810
01:27:59.840 --> 01:28:01.039
are a good little trio.
1811
01:28:01.680 --> 01:28:04.199
Yeah, I thought this was awesome already right off.
1812
01:28:04.319 --> 01:28:04.520
Rip.
1813
01:28:04.920 --> 01:28:08.760
Yeah, Devon tags in and Matt hits a neck breaker
1814
01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:11.279
and tags in Jeff. They hit poetry in motion for
1815
01:28:11.359 --> 01:28:14.640
a two very cool Bubba blind tags in and Devon
1816
01:28:14.760 --> 01:28:17.720
drops down and Bubba just destroys Jeff with a line.
1817
01:28:17.760 --> 01:28:17.920
Here.
1818
01:28:18.279 --> 01:28:19.479
They were snug in this main.
1819
01:28:20.279 --> 01:28:22.960
Well, I guess you know which is fucking one. Like
1820
01:28:23.039 --> 01:28:25.079
I mentioned about the APA, that shit always makes me
1821
01:28:25.279 --> 01:28:27.439
way more locked in on the match too. I mean,
1822
01:28:27.560 --> 01:28:29.800
Dudley's and Hardy's have been killing each other for two
1823
01:28:29.920 --> 01:28:32.319
years now as well, right, so I imagine they're pretty
1824
01:28:32.319 --> 01:28:34.760
familiar with we gotta throw here. Especially in the main.
1825
01:28:35.520 --> 01:28:38.640
Bubba and Devon then double flapjack Jeff and they almost
1826
01:28:38.680 --> 01:28:39.600
lose him in the lights.
1827
01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:43.119
I swear, dude, I swear we've seen this happen before,
1828
01:28:43.880 --> 01:28:45.359
and I swear we talked about it was like, oh,
1829
01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:46.920
I thought they were going for a back body drop
1830
01:28:47.000 --> 01:28:49.840
and they turned into a flapjack and Jeff like almost died.
1831
01:28:50.159 --> 01:28:51.600
This might be a Jeff Hardy spot.
1832
01:28:52.239 --> 01:28:54.840
Yeah, I definitely think it is, cause like it's.
1833
01:28:54.720 --> 01:28:57.560
Scary as shit, man, Like, it looks like he's coming,
1834
01:28:57.640 --> 01:28:59.600
he's flipping for the back body and he comes down
1835
01:28:59.720 --> 01:29:02.640
crazy on his shoulder like, And it wouldn't put it
1836
01:29:02.680 --> 01:29:03.960
past me that that was on purpose.
1837
01:29:04.279 --> 01:29:06.359
Jeff hits the whisper in the wind for a double down.
1838
01:29:06.720 --> 01:29:08.880
Kurt comes in, he cleans house with a huge line
1839
01:29:08.920 --> 01:29:12.319
on Bubba and a belly to belly on Devon. It's funny.
1840
01:29:12.319 --> 01:29:14.319
The line he hit on Bubba here reminded me of
1841
01:29:14.880 --> 01:29:16.439
how Trevor Lee would do his line.
1842
01:29:17.039 --> 01:29:19.960
Dude, okay, that's so funny you say that the fucking
1843
01:29:20.199 --> 01:29:22.880
I mean Austin and the Dudley's here reminded me of
1844
01:29:23.000 --> 01:29:24.079
Priest and Drevor a lot.
1845
01:29:24.720 --> 01:29:29.279
Yeah, it's great. The Hardys do house shows. This leaves
1846
01:29:29.399 --> 01:29:32.800
Kurt and Devon in the ring. Devon goes for saving Grace,
1847
01:29:33.279 --> 01:29:36.079
Kurt flips out and picks his leg locks in the
1848
01:29:36.079 --> 01:29:38.640
ankle lock, and Devon taps out, being the first one
1849
01:29:38.680 --> 01:29:39.720
eliminated in this match.
1850
01:29:40.119 --> 01:29:43.279
I love that. I thought the counter looked awesome. Kurt, like,
1851
01:29:43.600 --> 01:29:46.640
flipping over out of what is essentially a reverse duplex
1852
01:29:46.720 --> 01:29:50.399
looks pretty nuts. Like Kurt's a big dude to be
1853
01:29:50.479 --> 01:29:52.399
flipping backwards like that. I know he does the moon
1854
01:29:52.439 --> 01:29:55.039
saw and shit, but you know, standing is nuts. Picks
1855
01:29:56.000 --> 01:30:00.199
the ankle pick getting such a reaction is like, I
1856
01:30:00.279 --> 01:30:02.479
think that's awesome. And he like a crowd coming up
1857
01:30:02.560 --> 01:30:05.520
for the beginning of a submission means you're over his shit.
1858
01:30:06.439 --> 01:30:09.479
Bubba comes in and starts chopping down Kurt. Immediately, Matt
1859
01:30:09.520 --> 01:30:11.520
comes in and takes down Bubba with a line off
1860
01:30:11.600 --> 01:30:15.880
the top for two. Austin hits Matt, Bubba grabs Matt
1861
01:30:16.000 --> 01:30:19.560
into the Bubba Bomb hits it three count. Matt Hardy
1862
01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:20.600
is now eliminated.
1863
01:30:20.960 --> 01:30:23.640
Kind of surprised, you know, I guess maybe you know,
1864
01:30:24.079 --> 01:30:26.119
they didn't have another move and maybe Bubba was just
1865
01:30:26.159 --> 01:30:27.960
doing that, But I didn't think the Bubba Bomb would
1866
01:30:28.000 --> 01:30:29.239
do it. They didn't even have a name yet. They
1867
01:30:29.399 --> 01:30:31.239
just said, oh, he fucking in with the Bubba move.
1868
01:30:31.399 --> 01:30:33.520
Dude. Matt gets hang time on this move too. He
1869
01:30:33.640 --> 01:30:34.479
really gets up there.
1870
01:30:34.800 --> 01:30:35.560
That's gotta suck.
1871
01:30:36.119 --> 01:30:38.239
We go to commercial and come back. Bubba misses a
1872
01:30:38.279 --> 01:30:41.319
sent on off the second classic. Jeff goes up, hits
1873
01:30:41.359 --> 01:30:44.520
the swanton bomb, fucking crunches this dude.
1874
01:30:44.680 --> 01:30:47.720
Oh my god, Jeff lands on him with full ass
1875
01:30:48.079 --> 01:30:51.840
like he he smothers this dude with it man and
1876
01:30:51.920 --> 01:30:54.800
he he goes for the cover by that old rattlesnake,
1877
01:30:54.840 --> 01:30:56.640
pulls the ref out of the ring, son of a bitch.
1878
01:30:57.560 --> 01:30:59.560
Yeah, So Steve Austin pulls the ref on the two.
1879
01:31:00.000 --> 01:31:02.239
Steve Austin then hits a stunner on Jeff Hardy, who
1880
01:31:02.279 --> 01:31:03.039
eats shit on it.
1881
01:31:03.479 --> 01:31:06.479
Jeff dies, Austin gets caught up in his shirt because
1882
01:31:06.520 --> 01:31:09.279
Jeff's shirt is all just caught up in bullshit, and uh,
1883
01:31:09.520 --> 01:31:13.359
I mean very Austin. I don't I don't know if
1884
01:31:13.399 --> 01:31:15.199
Austin's ever talked about working with the Hardy's, but I
1885
01:31:15.279 --> 01:31:17.199
actually always really liked him working with him too.
1886
01:31:17.399 --> 01:31:19.399
Yeah, Steve Austin was locked in at this point too,
1887
01:31:19.920 --> 01:31:23.119
for sure. So Bubba covers Jeff. The ref comes in.
1888
01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:26.119
It's a three count. It is now Kurt Angle versus
1889
01:31:26.159 --> 01:31:27.479
Bubba and Steve Austin.
1890
01:31:29.840 --> 01:31:31.159
That's some shut your mouth shit.
1891
01:31:31.760 --> 01:31:34.359
Steve Austin is being chased by Kurt Angle around the ring.
1892
01:31:34.479 --> 01:31:35.880
He comes in, he gets out of the way, and
1893
01:31:35.920 --> 01:31:37.840
Bubba hits a huge line on Kurt here to take
1894
01:31:37.880 --> 01:31:41.479
him down. Fuck fucking good too, Yeah, good stooge and man, Yeah,
1895
01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:44.560
good shit Here Bubba beats him down, then tags into
1896
01:31:44.600 --> 01:31:46.640
Steve Austin, who comes in and chokes Kurt Angle. He
1897
01:31:46.680 --> 01:31:48.600
literally just gets on top of him starts choking him
1898
01:31:48.600 --> 01:31:48.880
to death.
1899
01:31:49.800 --> 01:31:51.279
Double goosele on the ground.
1900
01:31:51.880 --> 01:31:54.520
So Austin Kurt trade blows here and then Austin hits
1901
01:31:54.560 --> 01:31:58.279
a huge fucking thes press. Good god, dude, the camera
1902
01:31:58.359 --> 01:31:59.359
shot was awesome.
1903
01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:02.680
Austin gets mega height. He must have had plus three
1904
01:32:02.760 --> 01:32:06.479
hundred stats in TK. He gets so high up there
1905
01:32:06.520 --> 01:32:08.159
on this luthez and I thought he was gonna jump
1906
01:32:08.239 --> 01:32:08.800
over Kurt.
1907
01:32:09.520 --> 01:32:11.600
Yeah. He goes into the elbow with theatrics for a
1908
01:32:11.680 --> 01:32:14.640
two count here. Incredible camera work. Yeah, it just looked awesome.
1909
01:32:14.960 --> 01:32:18.840
Austin curder locked in. Austin hits a spinebuster here on
1910
01:32:18.920 --> 01:32:21.760
Kurt for a two stuff. Just great beats here where
1911
01:32:21.880 --> 01:32:24.880
Austin is pissed that Kirk keeps fighting back and yeah,
1912
01:32:25.000 --> 01:32:26.600
just good stuff here all around.
1913
01:32:26.840 --> 01:32:28.640
And now I'm gonna do Chris Jarrich goes finish.
1914
01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:33.800
Yeah, so Austin locks in a Boston crowd. Wow, holy fuck. Okay,
1915
01:32:34.319 --> 01:32:37.000
So Kurt flips his legs out in this Boston crab
1916
01:32:37.199 --> 01:32:39.399
and Austin goes head first into the ground.
1917
01:32:39.600 --> 01:32:42.800
Dude. He like Kurt must have been super strong on
1918
01:32:42.880 --> 01:32:44.960
the pole or something, or Austin was in a weird angle.
1919
01:32:45.039 --> 01:32:46.640
He lands right on his head.
1920
01:32:47.319 --> 01:32:49.479
Kurt goes for the ankle lock here, but Bubba just
1921
01:32:49.640 --> 01:32:50.840
instantly breaks it up.
1922
01:32:51.159 --> 01:32:54.239
Kicks him fucking so hard in the head.
1923
01:32:54.359 --> 01:32:54.600
Dude.
1924
01:32:55.039 --> 01:32:57.439
It's a main event, man, this time, you get it together.
1925
01:32:57.600 --> 01:32:59.439
Yeah. I like this, And now it's time for me
1926
01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:01.039
to Germany on your fucking head.
1927
01:33:01.880 --> 01:33:05.520
Yeah. So Bubba tags in and Kurt throws Bubba into Austin.
1928
01:33:05.760 --> 01:33:08.039
It hits a German souplex here for a double down.
1929
01:33:08.640 --> 01:33:12.279
I love especially Bubba. I'll give him credit here. I
1930
01:33:12.439 --> 01:33:15.239
love a fat guy taking to German like, if you can,
1931
01:33:15.479 --> 01:33:17.880
it's brutal, dude. It always looks nuts, and if you
1932
01:33:17.920 --> 01:33:20.479
can get up for it, it looks insane. Like Kurt
1933
01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:22.039
gets lost behind him.
1934
01:33:22.960 --> 01:33:25.880
Bubba goes for the tag here, but Kurt grabs Bubba
1935
01:33:26.319 --> 01:33:29.119
and hits another German suplex to keep him from the corner.
1936
01:33:29.720 --> 01:33:33.199
Dude. Bubba then counters a whip and Kurt crushes his
1937
01:33:33.359 --> 01:33:34.920
face with a flying forearm.
1938
01:33:35.760 --> 01:33:39.119
Kurt punches Bubba down, he throws himself at him with
1939
01:33:39.199 --> 01:33:44.279
a line I love that grave babyface, desperation, Just fantastic stuff.
1940
01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:47.399
Kurt hits a belly to belly to Austin and then
1941
01:33:47.520 --> 01:33:50.079
an Olympic slam on. Bubba gets the three counts. So
1942
01:33:50.159 --> 01:33:51.760
now it's down to Kurt and Austin.
1943
01:33:52.039 --> 01:33:54.159
Let's go get this son of a bench Kurt.
1944
01:33:55.000 --> 01:33:58.600
Austin comes in immediately and Kurt takes his ankle and
1945
01:33:58.680 --> 01:34:00.760
he's tapping out man right away.
1946
01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:02.720
He gets them, but the ref is trying to give
1947
01:34:02.760 --> 01:34:06.520
Bubba out of the fucking ring. Oh you bastard, Oh you.
1948
01:34:06.880 --> 01:34:08.920
I was like, I was, I was looking, I was like, oh,
1949
01:34:09.079 --> 01:34:10.439
I was mad. For a second.
1950
01:34:10.439 --> 01:34:13.560
I was like, whoa, what the fuck dude? I love that.
1951
01:34:13.760 --> 01:34:16.680
Austin just immediately tapped out, like he put the ankle
1952
01:34:16.760 --> 01:34:20.800
lock in and like all of Austin's like badass personage
1953
01:34:20.840 --> 01:34:23.079
is instantly left. And he just tapped out immediately.
1954
01:34:23.239 --> 01:34:24.960
That was good, fantastic.
1955
01:34:25.159 --> 01:34:28.920
Dude Devon comes in with a chair and destroys Angle
1956
01:34:29.000 --> 01:34:31.039
with it a great cell here from Angle.
1957
01:34:31.079 --> 01:34:33.800
Kills Kurt with his chair, and you would think that,
1958
01:34:34.039 --> 01:34:36.159
like they show the ref is distracted and Devon hits
1959
01:34:36.159 --> 01:34:38.439
on the chair, you would think devivone would just leave. No,
1960
01:34:38.720 --> 01:34:41.199
the ref turns around and then they all continue to
1961
01:34:41.239 --> 01:34:42.520
beat the fuck at a curt Angle.
1962
01:34:43.359 --> 01:34:46.279
Yeah, Bubba and Devon pick up Angle. Steve Austin on
1963
01:34:46.399 --> 01:34:49.399
one leg hits him with a stunner. He was selling
1964
01:34:49.439 --> 01:34:51.159
this so well. I thought he was fucking hurt.
1965
01:34:51.560 --> 01:34:54.720
He's legit limping. Yeah, he sold this tremendously. I also
1966
01:34:54.840 --> 01:34:57.279
wasn't sure if the match was over, Like I was like, Okay,
1967
01:34:57.319 --> 01:34:58.720
this has to be done, but they don't think they
1968
01:34:58.760 --> 01:34:59.279
call for the bell.
1969
01:35:00.199 --> 01:35:02.800
Yeah, I'm gonna just chalk it up to a no contest. Sure,
1970
01:35:03.720 --> 01:35:05.920
Bubby and Devon hit the three D on Kurt Angle.
1971
01:35:06.520 --> 01:35:09.600
Dude Austin hits the stunner. He's laying on the ground
1972
01:35:09.640 --> 01:35:11.439
because his leg hurts, and he looks up at the
1973
01:35:11.479 --> 01:35:16.520
Dudley's give him the three D. They just do it.
1974
01:35:16.720 --> 01:35:18.560
They do it cold no Irish whip by the way.
1975
01:35:19.359 --> 01:35:22.000
Steve Austin then puts a chair on Kurt's ankle and
1976
01:35:22.119 --> 01:35:23.560
he pilmanizes his ankle.
1977
01:35:23.840 --> 01:35:24.840
Kurt ankle.
1978
01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:28.960
Get pilmanized, bitch, that's my boy.
1979
01:35:29.600 --> 01:35:33.760
Stomps the ship I did with him. I could do this.
1980
01:35:33.960 --> 01:35:35.960
He did it to me, and I did it to him.
1981
01:35:37.279 --> 01:35:38.840
So yeah, stops the share of his chair off. The
1982
01:35:38.880 --> 01:35:42.439
second crushes at Kurt's ankle. Kurt ankle, and then the
1983
01:35:42.520 --> 01:35:45.680
Hardy's come out for the save and uh, dude again,
1984
01:35:46.800 --> 01:35:49.520
very I mean very little thing. Just what a piece
1985
01:35:49.560 --> 01:35:51.840
of shit. Hardy's come out for the save. The Dudley
1986
01:35:51.880 --> 01:35:54.159
stands to fight, and Austin immediately powders.
1987
01:35:54.600 --> 01:35:57.680
Yes, I mean, come on, he's locked in, dick, so
1988
01:35:57.840 --> 01:35:59.840
Angle is saying it's broke, it's broken to the.
1989
01:36:01.840 --> 01:36:02.399
Yeah, for sure.
1990
01:36:02.520 --> 01:36:04.399
They just put him on a stretcher and just fucking
1991
01:36:04.600 --> 01:36:06.119
just on the stretcher and we'll get you out of here.
1992
01:36:06.920 --> 01:36:08.359
Put him on a stretcher and you can see it.
1993
01:36:08.680 --> 01:36:11.479
The Austin and Dudley's are like around the ring post laughing.
1994
01:36:12.880 --> 01:36:16.600
So Steve Austin grabs a mic and starts talking ship
1995
01:36:16.680 --> 01:36:17.079
to Kurt.
1996
01:36:18.399 --> 01:36:20.840
That's right, you ain't such a hero. Now are you?
1997
01:36:21.119 --> 01:36:24.199
You ain't so tough now are your Kurt? Hey, you
1998
01:36:24.279 --> 01:36:26.800
ain't so tough? Are you? Come here?
1999
01:36:27.399 --> 01:36:27.439
He?
2000
01:36:28.079 --> 01:36:32.439
Auston drops down. He's full limping. He's limping up the ram,
2001
01:36:32.760 --> 01:36:36.399
chasing after Kurt as they fucking push a stretcher up
2002
01:36:36.439 --> 01:36:38.920
the ramp to take this broken legged guy up to
2003
01:36:39.039 --> 01:36:44.319
the back. He's limping. Look at you, come here, hey, Kurt,
2004
01:36:44.680 --> 01:36:48.399
I bledge a legic. Turn the flag out out of
2005
01:36:48.399 --> 01:36:52.800
the United States of America and to the Republic. Oh
2006
01:36:52.920 --> 01:36:53.680
that's a bunch of.
2007
01:36:53.720 --> 01:36:57.960
Grab He's gonna get some heat.
2008
01:36:59.239 --> 01:37:02.600
He says, go get that, some bitch, and then Dudley's
2009
01:37:02.760 --> 01:37:06.359
run up the rim and attack the Hardy's. Austin is
2010
01:37:06.479 --> 01:37:08.960
limping up to Kurt while the Hardy's and Dudley's fight
2011
01:37:09.119 --> 01:37:12.520
around the stretcher, and Austin looks down at him, look
2012
01:37:12.640 --> 01:37:15.640
at you, the red, white and blue. You ain't such
2013
01:37:15.640 --> 01:37:18.880
a hero now, and he flips the stretcher over and
2014
01:37:19.000 --> 01:37:25.079
starts stopping him out of the stage. Pleasure to the flag.
2015
01:37:25.199 --> 01:37:28.640
Oh he not it Stage of America, stopping him with
2016
01:37:28.760 --> 01:37:34.359
each word, this is a piece of trash. Kurt's laying there,
2017
01:37:34.840 --> 01:37:38.000
Austin's running him down and then Kurt picks the ankle.
2018
01:37:38.239 --> 01:37:41.039
Kurt picks the fuck ankle, gets tough, the ankle lock.
2019
01:37:41.239 --> 01:37:45.439
Austin is immediately tapping out on the top of Oh
2020
01:37:45.600 --> 01:37:47.960
my god, Oh my god, I love this ship. Dude.
2021
01:37:48.319 --> 01:37:50.399
Did Kurt grabbing the ankle and then putting him in
2022
01:37:50.399 --> 01:37:53.760
the ankle lock on one knee was good stuff? Yeah? Fuck?
2023
01:37:53.880 --> 01:38:00.800
I thought this was legit perfect, like tremendous piece of business, Like, yeah, fantastic, dude. Yeah,
2024
01:38:00.840 --> 01:38:04.199
Bubba attacks Kurt, Jeff attacks Bubba. We get the split
2025
01:38:04.319 --> 01:38:06.680
with the Jeff's trying to hold Kurt back because Kurt's
2026
01:38:06.680 --> 01:38:10.680
obviously hurt and Austin is fucking laid out. He's hurt.
2027
01:38:11.960 --> 01:38:15.600
The last thing you see is Austin, no microphone on
2028
01:38:15.800 --> 01:38:20.319
his side, staring and pointing at Kurt, who's fuming like seething.
2029
01:38:20.840 --> 01:38:23.279
Kurt wants Austin, and Austin looks at him and he
2030
01:38:23.399 --> 01:38:26.640
points and says, I broke your leg. I broke your
2031
01:38:26.720 --> 01:38:27.319
damn leg.
2032
01:38:30.359 --> 01:38:31.560
He's gonna get some heat now.
2033
01:38:32.079 --> 01:38:37.600
He is the heat meister, dude. I say what you will,
2034
01:38:37.720 --> 01:38:41.279
like we said about the invasion, about Austin's He'll run
2035
01:38:41.800 --> 01:38:43.640
if you just look at what Austin did on this
2036
01:38:43.760 --> 01:38:45.880
show alone. I mean, this is awesome.
2037
01:38:46.640 --> 01:38:47.920
I love Austin.
2038
01:38:48.319 --> 01:39:03.720
Yeah, man, I think the flag. All right, hey Carted allegians,
2039
01:39:05.199 --> 01:39:11.239
get back here of the United States. What why because
2040
01:39:11.279 --> 01:39:12.399
you're a piece of trash?
2041
01:39:14.319 --> 01:39:15.720
Yeah, great stuff.
2042
01:39:16.239 --> 01:39:20.720
Everything he does like it is funny, but he's a
2043
01:39:20.880 --> 01:39:22.000
fucking piece of ship.
2044
01:39:22.479 --> 01:39:25.920
Yeah. This was like an inn ring centric SmackDown with
2045
01:39:26.119 --> 01:39:30.560
great backstage segments capped off by a fantastic Steve Austin
2046
01:39:31.000 --> 01:39:33.079
and pretty much everybody in the main event performance.
2047
01:39:34.000 --> 01:39:36.079
I was very happy. I enjoyed it, so it didn't
2048
01:39:36.159 --> 01:39:38.399
didn't feel like it. Uh, you know, it took long.
2049
01:39:38.439 --> 01:39:40.199
I had to watch build the Mott match. But you know,
2050
01:39:40.359 --> 01:39:43.479
sometimes you gotta can't be perfect, right, I gotcha. And
2051
01:39:45.680 --> 01:39:48.039
this is the final Overtron SmackDown, the last time we
2052
01:39:48.079 --> 01:39:50.800
see the overtron and on the next SmackDown, which we
2053
01:39:50.880 --> 01:39:53.920
reviewed many years ago, the debut of the SmackDown Fist
2054
01:39:54.000 --> 01:39:57.560
in a new era for for WWF SmackDown. Well that
2055
01:39:57.720 --> 01:40:02.239
is it for WF SmackDown August ninth, two thousand and one, and.
2056
01:40:02.319 --> 01:40:09.880
Now it's time for the main event names. All right,
2057
01:40:10.159 --> 01:40:13.520
let's get into these names. The Patreon shout out segment
2058
01:40:14.600 --> 01:40:20.479
main effect like that I like anything you do. Yeah,
2059
01:40:20.479 --> 01:40:20.840
I like you.
2060
01:40:21.359 --> 01:40:23.760
WHOA, that's dude, we're fucking friends. What the hell?
2061
01:40:24.319 --> 01:40:25.000
That's pretty cool.
2062
01:40:25.439 --> 01:40:26.199
That is awesome.
2063
01:40:27.119 --> 01:40:29.079
And BF you could put a little guitar thing in
2064
01:40:29.119 --> 01:40:29.479
there if you.
2065
01:40:30.960 --> 01:40:33.920
I like you TOOVF Yeah, BV you're a fucking friend too.
2066
01:40:33.960 --> 01:40:35.439
What the hell's kids ass he's got.
2067
01:40:35.439 --> 01:40:38.680
Some friend ze. Starting in the five dollars Tier Noah,
2068
01:40:39.520 --> 01:40:48.359
Liam McCrae, Omar, Brett Stevens, Jordan Davis, Elliot Hunter, Chris Sab,
2069
01:40:49.439 --> 01:40:56.760
Messiah Slapping, Johnny Onto, Dick Tip Haul, Valerie Ebert, Andrew Short,
2070
01:40:57.479 --> 01:41:05.520
ms TV miss I'll pullo a guitar behind that, Patrick B.
2071
01:41:06.319 --> 01:41:12.439
Kendall Mealing, Dustin McHale, ten dollars. Tier Crack Addict, oh No,
2072
01:41:13.119 --> 01:41:17.680
Caleb north Rip twenty sixteen Toyota Prius one hundred and
2073
01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:23.239
thirty seven thousand miles, cons and drives well clean title
2074
01:41:23.760 --> 01:41:28.720
twelve million dollars are best offered. Early Shit Man Wow
2075
01:41:29.760 --> 01:41:34.479
twenty sixteen Prius with one hundred and thirty seven thousand miles.
2076
01:41:34.479 --> 01:41:37.319
Clean title though and runs and drives well. I mean
2077
01:41:37.439 --> 01:41:40.239
something consider I mean, I don't know if I could
2078
01:41:40.279 --> 01:41:41.680
pay a dollar over nine million.
2079
01:41:41.479 --> 01:41:45.399
Dollars, guaranteed that shit is not a clean title once
2080
01:41:45.439 --> 01:41:49.199
you get there. Guaranteed that shit does not run well
2081
01:41:49.439 --> 01:41:52.039
and does not even drive period. You think he wants
2082
01:41:52.119 --> 01:41:55.680
cash only two twelve million dollars cash.
2083
01:41:57.159 --> 01:41:59.439
Only in twenties, I have two hundred dollars.
2084
01:41:59.560 --> 01:42:02.640
Take it a You either take this two hundred or
2085
01:42:02.640 --> 01:42:05.119
I steal the car and we beat the fuck out
2086
01:42:05.159 --> 01:42:14.399
of you. Sko Jukebox, Jake, Djen f timeir Gore, Gore Gore,
2087
01:42:17.359 --> 01:42:23.520
Steven User zero of Frost finally moved out of parents' house. Yeah,
2088
01:42:25.159 --> 01:42:25.920
that's a big style.
2089
01:42:26.520 --> 01:42:28.560
That's exciting. You're gonna love that, Dick.
2090
01:42:29.319 --> 01:42:32.560
The chase Richard's son.
2091
01:42:32.880 --> 01:42:35.720
Wow, I'm not joking that, Like just put a pit
2092
01:42:35.880 --> 01:42:38.199
in the got my stomach hurt hearing that.
2093
01:42:38.479 --> 01:42:45.960
Wow, dude, we saw Jace Richardson, okay, like concuss himself.
2094
01:42:46.680 --> 01:42:50.119
Not funny by the way, but it's horrible. Just thought
2095
01:42:50.159 --> 01:42:51.840
that was pretty crazy. The amount of people that were
2096
01:42:51.840 --> 01:42:54.199
tweeting me that they I got tweeted. Two things I
2097
01:42:54.239 --> 01:42:57.600
got tweeted, like his introduction, which was of course the chase.
2098
01:42:58.159 --> 01:42:59.720
They said it like you do did.
2099
01:42:59.800 --> 01:43:03.800
The introduction was fucking pretty funny. I mean exactly, that's
2100
01:43:03.880 --> 01:43:06.640
undreal that this guy's name is Jason Intereston. And also
2101
01:43:06.720 --> 01:43:10.760
he got an introduction that said Jace Richard's son.
2102
01:43:11.399 --> 01:43:13.039
And then the next tip I see is him throwing
2103
01:43:13.079 --> 01:43:14.880
his head directly at the backboard.
2104
01:43:15.319 --> 01:43:15.920
That sucked.
2105
01:43:15.960 --> 01:43:18.840
Man, Yeah, that was horrible, horrible. I didn't wish that
2106
01:43:18.920 --> 01:43:20.880
upon him. Just in case anyone was wondering, I didn't
2107
01:43:20.880 --> 01:43:21.560
want that happened.
2108
01:43:21.920 --> 01:43:25.880
Oh hey, not sticking around for the Patreon name's main event. Huh,
2109
01:43:26.439 --> 01:43:28.359
let me go get my boy Gangrill real.
2110
01:43:28.319 --> 01:43:31.640
Clear, ah see, see some of you are gonna start
2111
01:43:31.680 --> 01:43:33.560
some trouble. You're gonna get the fucking locker room leader
2112
01:43:33.600 --> 01:43:34.439
out here on your ass.
2113
01:43:35.319 --> 01:43:41.840
Joey four twenty Orlando Thomas Valvenus be like, hello, Johnny
2114
01:43:43.159 --> 01:43:48.000
the fuck he does not? James, whoa, what the fuck?
2115
01:43:48.560 --> 01:43:49.119
What the hell?
2116
01:43:50.199 --> 01:43:59.439
Just one James Demidome Pro Wrestling from the Grady Cole
2117
01:44:00.039 --> 01:44:05.119
presents Chris Louis and Dick de Cock Johnson as Mark
2118
01:44:05.239 --> 01:44:16.319
Kerr as ass and and they will wrestle with.
2119
01:44:16.439 --> 01:44:22.840
Jimmy like I want to hit this guy, which is
2120
01:44:22.920 --> 01:44:26.000
something mean, but like that's very fucking funny.
2121
01:44:27.680 --> 01:44:33.880
Julian Ramirez came in second in a race at school. Disappointed,
2122
01:44:34.279 --> 01:44:41.199
My dad told me race quicker son, Fuck you, Noah,
2123
01:44:42.199 --> 01:44:46.680
Jet Munings big poo poo dump stat Steiner.
2124
01:44:47.199 --> 01:44:50.520
Wow, we fucking we just talked about this guy. Actually, yeah,
2125
01:44:51.000 --> 01:44:51.840
this ship man.
2126
01:44:54.479 --> 01:45:02.159
And he will wrestle Big Show, clocking in on Destiny too.
2127
01:45:02.840 --> 01:45:04.520
You know his as gonna be on Marathon.
2128
01:45:04.640 --> 01:45:04.840
Yeah.
2129
01:45:04.840 --> 01:45:06.920
I was about to say he's definitely on marathon.
2130
01:45:06.640 --> 01:45:09.840
For sure, and so will so will I? So will
2131
01:45:09.920 --> 01:45:10.800
I be on there?
2132
01:45:10.960 --> 01:45:13.399
Yeah, we'll see what's going on with it. Mm hmmm,
2133
01:45:13.720 --> 01:45:17.479
Hello deadlock store. Can I speak to mister blood in
2134
01:45:17.560 --> 01:45:18.520
the bitch department?
2135
01:45:18.760 --> 01:45:19.359
That's okay?
2136
01:45:21.359 --> 01:45:25.000
Hey, Johnny, is your dick running? Well? You better chase
2137
01:45:25.600 --> 01:45:26.680
Richard's son.
2138
01:45:27.640 --> 01:45:29.600
Wow, never call me back again, and I'm sending the
2139
01:45:29.640 --> 01:45:30.840
authorities to your fucking house.
2140
01:45:31.439 --> 01:45:35.920
Mike s Hey, beefy, change Johnny's color palette to green
2141
01:45:36.000 --> 01:45:39.560
and flip James upside down, love.
2142
01:45:39.399 --> 01:45:42.039
You, Hey, don't fucking listen to that. Hey, don't do that,
2143
01:45:43.079 --> 01:45:49.119
flip changing bag Jager back now, r e y mysterio. Yeah,
2144
01:45:50.720 --> 01:45:53.920
oh yeah, I guess that's Dave, Jimmy and.
2145
01:46:00.359 --> 01:46:13.800
David Kathy as asked, and mother popcorn Jalen Nemo three
2146
01:46:13.880 --> 01:46:18.359
two one. Fun fact, the musical Sweeney Todd has the
2147
01:46:18.479 --> 01:46:25.000
earliest use of brain rot with the lyric and a
2148
01:46:25.159 --> 01:46:28.359
pussy good for maybe six or seven at the most
2149
01:46:31.800 --> 01:46:38.800
Schmegma Hammer Valentine, Yeah, queef old Cocain voice, or maybe
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edition of the dead Block had Cast
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Boys are back.
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Welcome to the Deadlop Podcast, episode number three hundred and
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thirty eight. Today we are talking about WWF SmackDown August ninth,
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two thousand and one.
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SmackDown two thousand and one we haven't talked about in
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quite some time, actually, two thousand one in general, we
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really didn't cover in the past year too much. The
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last time we talked about this, and I'll talk about
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it later as well. We'll get into the retro, but
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we talked about the one the week after this where
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it's the debut of the SmackDown Fistial. This episode is
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the final episode with the SmackDown Ovaltron where they destroy
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the set.
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Ryano gores Chris Jericho and it is a clip that
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they show forever.
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It's a moment in time, a SmackDown classic, you could say.
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Before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.
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Oh and do we have updates for you right now
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on the Patreon that's patreon dot com slash Deadlock BW.
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A lot of stuff going on. A new after show.
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Not only was up after the last episode, but I
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knew we'll be up after this episode goes to air
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as well. We currently are also we started playing Halo
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ce we're doing the campaign. I've never played it. James
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has probably played it every year since the game came out.
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Yeah, man, I was grinding.
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We're playing the legendary difficulty of Halo Cees campaign.
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He ain't seen shit. Yeah, I mean that game. Wait
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till we get to the library truth and reconciliations.
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Anything to me? Yeah, like yeah, I mean people who
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know you know, well, they saw if you watch the
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last after show, it was a ridiculous time. And this
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is continues to go on, and we also have some
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other plans for the after show coming up here. So
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extra podcast pleasantries with the Deadlock Podcast after show. Also
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a new episode of watch This. Plenty episodes to watch this.
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We're catching up. If we're getting there. I promised there
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Retro Sinc. Is up now. It was put up last week.
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It was a retro sinc made by David. We do
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these bi weekly of the WWE two thousand and seven
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draft episode, which you all might also know as the
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Vince mcman appreciation episode, also the episode where Vince McMann
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gets in a car and blows up and dies. So
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that is all on the patrearon that's patreon dot com
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slash deadlockpwn. Now let's get into some retro wrestler.
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All right, let us get into WWF SmackDown for August ninth,
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two thousand and one.
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It's been a minute since we actually covered this kind
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of area of WWF. I feel like we haven't done
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a WWFO one in like a year. We have covered
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the SmackDown that happens just after this, by the way,
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So this one that we're watching here is the final
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Ovaltron quote unquote as you may know it as SmackDown,
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and we'll see why that is here and how they
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explained why this goes away. But the one we cover
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the week after this is the first you know, SmackDown
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fist era one, so just a week before that. But
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that review was like five years ago.
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Entirely different lifetime ago. I was excited to get into
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this one though.
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Yeah, yeah, me too. I mean, you know, it's a
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an invasion alliance Austin and the such. You know, see
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what's going on. All the stars are here, dude, I
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mean they you know, how did this fail? How did
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this fail? I don't know. But before we get into
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this SmackDown, let's talk about what was going on in
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the World Wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter. Now,
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of course, as I mentioned in the previous you know,
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five years ago. We probably talked about some of this
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in the Observer before. But for those of you that
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just joined us or want to refresher, there's a couple
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of things here we're going to go over from The Observer.
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August six, two thousand and one, the actual purchase price
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of World Championship Wrestling from Time Warner was two point
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five million dollars. According to the figures released this week
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by WFE and its annual Securities and Exchange Commission filing,
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the WWF actually spent less money on buying their rivals
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than the two point nine million dollars it spent on
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an nhr A race car, or the money it's spent
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annually just for the travel of the inner circle to
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and from television tapings in the private jet. The WWFS
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purchase you'll also include a three year undisclosed amounts contract
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that the company must purchase a minimum amount of advertising
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on AOL Time Warner owned media companies. Yeah. So, I
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mean the fact that, you know, obviously things. You know,
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I'm sure there's other amounts that were thrown in here
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there or the other, But I mean, two point five
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million sounds insanely low. Obviously, race badass. You know, that's
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a good question, Horace car It had to be. It
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seems like this is like a yearly thing they were doing.
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Oh that's cool.
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Some of these are kind of kick ass, dude. Check
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this out.
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Oh wow, this is like crush hour dude.
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Oh, here's like a picture of the rock. Okay, so sorry,
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I know we're audio podcast ones are like a stone
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cold one still clones on the hood on the side
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that says want to raise some hell. Then there's a
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gold rock one. Dude does a cane one.
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Nice. Wow.
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Oh these are kind of cool, you know what, man,
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I mean, this might be way better than buying WCW
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now that I look at it.
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race car, maybe for the big show.
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There's an undertaker. One's a triple h one.
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Wow, they uh sean STACYAC racecar meat car.
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Well. Speaking of ECW, by the way, has noted here
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a few weeks ago, Meltzer says an Odious Inc. I
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don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly. A division of
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acclaim officially filed on seven to twenty six an attempt
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to take over all ECW assets based on a nineteen
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ninety nine deal between the company and Paul Hayman. In
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nineteen ninety nine two thousand and Odious Inc. Keptw afloat
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when it's financial situation was precarious, with a series of
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loans that ended up totaling one point five million dollars,
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which in exchange, gave the company fifteen percent ownership in ECW,
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more than whatever is left of ECW is currently worth.
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The contract game of claim a security interest in ECW,
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which an Odious Inc. Is claiming as a secured creditor
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with the loans not having been repaid, gives them the
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legal right to foreclose on ECW. In doing so, a
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claim would garner control of the remaining company assets, which
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would include whatever pay per view revenue is still owed
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by in demand, as well as the trademarks which have
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suddenly become far more valuable due to the WWF angle,
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as well as the videotape library. And there's a little
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more as we get into this next one about a
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claim in ECW. But we've kind of talked back and
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forth about, you know, throughout retros of a claims of
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alvement in the ECW stuff. And there's a part here
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in this next one that's pretty crazy in terms of
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how much the game sold. I don't do you have
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a just before we I look, you know, talk further
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about it. How much do you think they made on
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the ECW game?
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How much money?
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Yeah?
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Mmm, well I'm gonna imagine they made about seven million dollars.
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Okay, that's fucking actually not a bad shot at all.
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This was so we're talking about hardcore revolution. By the way,
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from The Observer, August thirteenth, two thousand and one in
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WF News. The Invasion pay per view on seven twenty
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two in Cleveland, based on preliminary reports, looks to have
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done a one point six By rates, it would be
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seven hundred and fifty thousand buys with making it if
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these numbers hold up the fourth most purchased pro wrestling
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pay per view in history, trailing only the past three WrestleManias.
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W fucking crazy.
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That's cool, that's I mean, I hope it doesn't well
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that well.
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That just because the show dude like people were definitely
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fired up for the invasion and thought, like, you know,
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Goldberged's thing, We're gonna descend from the rafters together for
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this show, right, there had to be some which was
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very reasonable. I would have thought that. In fact, I
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was hoping myself.
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Oh shit, it's Bilvis Wesley, Chili Willy.
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But yeah. So the plans at this point, and there's
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no times table again, seem to be at least by
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February that wfe's wrestling operations will be divided into two
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separate companies, each with primetime weekly television and each doing
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monthly paper events and separate house show tours. It seems
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there was always, even you know, going back to here,
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an idea to do a split, you know, not necessarily
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what it ends up being like Rolling SmackDown split, but
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a company split where they do fucking separate stuff, which
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as a fan, I will say, super exciting. I thought
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the draft shit was the coolest shit ever. Yeah.
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I don't think they expected all the WCW fans to
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turn three sixty and walk away whatever.
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I mean, they could do whatever they want. Really, yeah,
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really walks through that some bitch, dude, No, there was
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I mean, I mean, how could you write this invasion paper?
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You just did Gangbusters? Like that's a test thing. I
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don't know why I just said gang Busters. I've never rocket. Yeah,
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that's the mixture of the two. This favory did gang Bangers,
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and like, fucking why would you think that this would
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not be a huge success. Back to ECW News here.
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James at ECB News at the time, and Odius loaned
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the money in nineteen ninety nine. This is just more
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acclaim info here. At about the time, ECW was starting
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on TNN, which at the time seemed like a potential
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turnaround for the company's popularity and visibility, even with nothing
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of the sort actually materialized. The company was three point
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one seven to two million dollars in debt, yes, three
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point one million dollars in debt and on the verge
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of folding. The loans in question given by a company
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that had just purchased fifteen percent of a company stock
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for one point five million dollars would be considered funding
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to keep the company alive at various points when they
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needed payback of previous debts, to keep from going under,
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or to make payroll. During the fiscal year ending on
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August thirty first, two thousand, the e B Hardcore Revolution
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game grossed for ACCLAIM approximately seventeen million dollars, which explains
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why the company would want to keep ECB alive. By contract,
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ECW should have received at least four hundred and twenty
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five thousand in royalties, which was never paid, likely because
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they held it based on the money owed back from
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those loans or money advanced, which explains why Hayman's estimation
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of the money owned to Annotius was one million instead
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of one point five to five million as the company
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had claimed. So Hardcore Revolution made seventeen million gross.
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Yeah, I would imagine that games back then probably didn't
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cost as much money as they do today to make,
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so not to make finding a hot license and then
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just slapping it on a game. I don't know how
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many games I remember from when I was growing up,
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where it was just like every one of these games
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is the exact same game, but it's just.
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A diff and ip, and I was cool with that.
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It was how it was, Yeah, right, like that's what
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else was I gonna get? And game prices were pretty
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much the same as they are now. I mean, obviously
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there's you know, deluxe editions and stuff that make stuff
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much more. But I was going through some magazines the
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other day that I had got, and like I was
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even looking at WWF war Zone for example, on N
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sixty four was like sixty bucks, and the I think
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the PlayStation version was like forty five or forty nine,
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ninety five or something like that. I think all the
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PlayStation ones were always cheaper than N sixty four, I'm
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assuming just because the disc and jewel case were less
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expensive than big box and cartridge.
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Yeah, I mean, with inflation, I guess that would change
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quite a bit. Oh sure, yeah that also. I mean
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Nintendo games right now are like eighty dollars.
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I think, oh fuck, you're right, good lord, that's true. Yeah,
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I mean the so continuing here, however, on April sixteenth,
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long before w BAFF revived the name ECW on seventy nine,
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WBF made its first offer to purchase intellectual property as
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well as company business records, assets and even the existing
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talent records or contracts. Excuse me, they would want to
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take over, similar to what they had done in the
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deal for ww weeks earlier. Since this attempt to purchase
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included trademarks and making that offer, they seem to be
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contradicting their current position. WWFE has explained this by saying
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they made the initial offer for those things they believed
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that bandoned simply to avoid possible litigation and as part
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of doing practical business. The WF claiming its offer was
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seven hundred and thirty seven thousand, five hundred dollars, although
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it would actually only pay one hundred and fifty thousand
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dollars for them, with the remainder of what it claimed
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it was paying being composed of giving up its five
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hundred and eighty seven thousand, five hundred dollars debt for
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its own loans to HHG. The WWF made a second,
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similar offer of one hundred fifty thousand dollars on June
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twenty six, two weeks before shooting the angle to revive
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ECW's name in Atlanta, before making a third offer of
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two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. A notdy has claimed
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on eight to seven the property was worth more than
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what the WBF had offered and a better deal could
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be had elsewhere, So they're using easyw shit on TV
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on this episode and they don't own it. Last few
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things here in WWE news. There was almost a huge
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news story at the WWF House show in San Diego
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on August fifth, Bill and Steve Goldberg were given front
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row tickets, and they and many of their friends argued
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very spiritly about whether or not they should go. A
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lot of them wanted him to go because it would
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be such a scene, figuring huge Goldberg chants and people
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expecting confrontation even if he just sat there as a
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fan and did nothing. Others who won the argument realize
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there's no point in pissing off the WBF, as whether
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by design or not, the possibility of upstaging the show
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would do so, since ultimately the day will come when
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he at least seriously negotiates to work with them one.
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I mean, Goldberg starting a ruckus at a WWF House
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show in two thousand and one sounds very funny, too.
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Very excited at the news that there is a Steve.
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Goldberg, Yes, Steve Goldberg.
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What's his deal? Is that heir?
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That his brother?
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Yeah? I think so nice? Maybe it jump the rail
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and spear meet. Jim Ross met with Ray Massiro Junior,
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and Meltzer says I believe Hove intued Guerrera the better
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of the two. On August eighth, before backdown in Los Angeles,
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they contacted Massio Junior, which means he'll likely to be
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offered a deal after his Time Warner contract expires. Nobody
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denies Gerrera's talent, but the drug issue from Australia may
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still have be a roadblock, combined with the fact WWF
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really isn't looking at hiring new people as a general rule,
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and from the Observer August twentieth, two thousand and one,
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Misterio met with Jim Ross and John Louronidis on that
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was almost Uncle on August seventh. At this backdown show
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in Los Angeles, Hoove and Tude came with him, but
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he did not have a meeting scheduled. Neither were offered contracts.
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Massial Junior who called the WF to set up the meetings,
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since his Time Warner contract at about three hundred and
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fifty thousand dollars per year expires on December thirty. First
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was told to keep his Time Warner deal and keep
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in shape by wrestling indies, and that in January, which
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is when his contract expires, there was a chance they
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would bring him in. He was told, they have too
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much talent, and we aren't looking at tiring new people
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right now because I have so many newcomers they have
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to work getting over. So there was at least some
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talks here, you know, with with Ray at the start
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here just damn like I mean, and it probably is better,
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like he comes in at a sweet time. That probably
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worked way better for him than coming in right now
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and probably getting just beat up by Bradshaw. Like but
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still Ray is kick ass. I'm surprised he wasn't like
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one of the first guys they were like, oh fuck,
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we need this guy. We can make money with this guy.
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Hoo.
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He makes it too hoovey eventually makes it yeah, like
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he once he come in like five oh six.
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Yeah, I was gonna say probably four, but five you're
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probably right there.
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By the way, there was a part here I actually
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did miss here Guerrera, who basically came along for the
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ride spoke with j R. A catering and asked for
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a job which wouldn't exactly qualify as adhering to proper protocol,
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and Ross praised him and told him to keep in
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contact in January and at that point they wouldn't have
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a more lengthy.
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Also, sorry about the Rock Ferry and you that one time.
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He should apologize for the Rock Sea on his gimmick
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more than.
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Very right who met with the rock? He said, what
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the fuck is wrong with you?
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Well, that is it for the Observer. Now let's talk
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about WF SmackDown August ninth, two thousand and one.
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All right, let's get into w WF SmackDown for two
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thousand and one. There it is the intro.
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Good to do it? I just you know, it's been
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six hundred episodes or whatever, but like I hear it
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and something goes in my brain that I got to do. Wait.
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I don't know what it says, don't know what it means,
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but you know the dude.
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Like gets up in Charlie's face on uh, smiling friends
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with the hands, That's what the intro is. He watches them. Yeah,
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so we get a cold open here for SmackDown. Steve
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Austin is here to make a pep talk to the alliance. Uh,
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these were always great.
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And the only way he could do so is standing
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on top of a table in the middle of the room,
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which you know, that's he can only assert power that way,
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of course. And all the stars are here, like Hugh Morris,
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Canyon DDP, Taz is here, which Taz is like he
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should be getting his commentary notes ready, Like commentary is
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a hard fucking deal here, man. You can't just walk
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up and start talking into a microphone.
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He was in the Jake and Speedball outfit.
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Holy shit, he was. He would get really mad if
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you said that, why just his thing?
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I don't think so, dude. I think that was Jacob's speedballs.
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Yeah, you can take it up with Jake something in
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his face. You can take it up with Speedball on
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a vlog, Dude, Speedball. I'm not fucking with either of
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those guys for real though, No fucking way. So Austin's
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on top of this table, He's got the WBF title,
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He's got his Jeene shorts standing on the table.
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He was staying on the table and Steve Austin walked
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in and told him to get his JABRONI ass off
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that table.
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Get my bags. Wait, it was just incredible there for real.
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Yeah, Justin Credible was in the room.
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I did not see that you might be making that
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ship up.
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Oh maybe, yeah, I was for sure.
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He was a huge part of the invasion for you.
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Uh yeah, what was he doing? Where was he at
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on this show?
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I don't know? What the fuck would I know? Why
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would anyone know?
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Dude?
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The writers on the show don't know where Justin Credible is.
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They're not asking you must be waiting around for the
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nw A to make their debut on this show so they.
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Can bring their bags in.
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Well, it's you know, it's something.
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Austin was. I mean, Austin won't allow a guy wearing
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jean shorts and bald in the same room as them.
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He's just not letting it happen.
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Yeah, I mean that is his look.
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One to won his look.
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Well, I mean, the real star didn't get signed and
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that was all politics and play. That's why Hogan wasn't here.
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He's in HWA or whatever.
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He's waiting for the nWo to debut. For some reason,
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everybody is this is my.
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Chance, much more exciting angle. Even though this is like
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the hottest the company will be for a really, really
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long time. I still gonna wait. Walston stands on this
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table and he says, I look around this room. I
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say unity, I see it on your chest. You're flying
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the W c W the E c W colors. Hold on,
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how do you got e c W. We don't own
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NAT's tas he's in Jacob's speedballs gear. Hey brother, what
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the fuck? Oh you don't like speedballs?
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Oh? Wait? Is that you justin just incredible? What get
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him out of here? You get that shut up a bitch.
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Out of my room?
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What kind of name is just.
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No Steve? My name is Justin. I don't understand justin Incredibles.
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The old name will never be an impact player here?
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No I was The impact means Lance you suck? Okay,
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that's something away from the end of you, Ale hair what.
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Austin says that it makes him feel good inside that
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they've come together and made him realize the w fain
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so strong after all, and he wants to single out
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somebody right now, my lovely wife Deborah or Deborah last
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Monday night called Leeda Redhead running down the good name
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of Stone Golden Steve Austin and ain't gonna happen to
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ston't caught her anybody here because we stayed together.
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Yeah, I'm looking at you, justin Sean.
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Tommy. He says, you know, one of his proudest victories
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in recent memories was was beating Matt Hardy and I
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stunned his little girlfriend Lida. Why because I wanted to
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Why because I think she's weak? Why because I think
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she's drashed? Why because I stunned her for each and
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every one of you guys like you Tommy Dreemer, and
421
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I stunned her for Bubba Ray. I stunned her for
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Lance Storm. I stunned her for Landstorms, shitty partner?
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Where the hell is Prince Aya Ko?
424
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He was supposed to be here? Where the Hell's Bride knobs?
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I watched w C w C Bride Knops.
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Why not here? Water Hell's Bray Mastereo Jr.
427
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I was walking through catering and I saw Hoovey Where
428
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Here's movie?
429
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I saw a movie talking dude, you gut it?
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Stan all A Tably does the kenne Omegata and the City.
431
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You wouldn't be working here if I had to sell
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you in it? Waw because I think you're trash. Wow,
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because I think you're wee why.
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Because you absolutely suck ken.
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I love this. I think that heal Steve Austin is awesome.
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Dude, Okay, like I mean, as a fucking fan, I
437
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don't give a shit about this tank in Wrestling Forever
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or whatever you may think. I thought Austin as a
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heel is awesome. Like this guy is fucking out of
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his mind.
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You know, I wrote something very similar. I don't know
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where I wrote it down in these notes here, but
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I show the same sentiment as you. That's that's sort
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of where I fall into.
445
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So Austin talks about you know, he's he's got a
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wrestle kurt angle at the pay per view and he says,
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what am I gonna do? We Oh? I guess he
448
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was doing one here because he drops some once here.
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What what You're damn right? I'm gonna whoop his ass
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and tonight the WMF is coming for everybody in here.
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Do you understand me?
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They'll bring it down our neck, watch each other's back,
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fly your colors, go out tonight and open up again.
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A whoop, bash stoke gold Steve Austin style. Are you
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with me? Yeah? Oh? I like that. Yeah, that's a
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good one. Yeah, they go whop somebody's ass and they
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all get fired up and that sets up our show here.
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You know, my favorite part of this whole deal here
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was that was Deborah doing the ad libs.
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Dude, she like they wouldn't get fired up because they're
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afraid of Austin, and Deborah would slim the table and
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go the alliance. Fuck.
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Yeah, you know I stunned Matt Hardy center the ring,
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Center the Ring.
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Yeah, I loved that. I thought that was great.
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That was pretty good. Debyone was fucking awesome into her
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role here. Actually, like this period here, like from the
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Wrestling the seventeen stuff, that's probably when she really starts
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doing stuff with Austin, right like on TV's the Wrestling
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in seventeen stuff, the Rock and then into the Invasion
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where she's got the cookies.
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Yeah, she has a bunch of memorable stuff. Yeah. I
473
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thought she was great in her role here. And yeah,
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like like we mentioned, I mean this whole He'll run here,
475
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there's so much like there's so much nuance to the
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stuff he's doing and even his entering work that we'll
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talk about later on tonight. Yeah, man, just sweet.
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Super smart stuff too, Like, m it's kind of we'll
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talk about in the main event, especially, like the main
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event of the show is super Austin being just a shitter,
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like yeah, this is he's he's chicken shit, but he's
482
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also like there's methodical fucking pace to what he's doing
483
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and like, yeah, like I don't know, I really like
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what he does on the show.
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So we get the SmackDown intro. This is the everybody
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on the ground one dude.
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I uh so this collection the clips that they use
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here for this intro felt foreign to me. It must
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be maybe they were changing them near the end and
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I just didn't catch it as much. Maybe this version
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didn't make it into the game. But there's like a
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there's a random shot of Big Show with his head steaming.
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I don't know what that was from.
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I like that.
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And then there's also a random shot of Triple H
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with the gloves on and a hat and a sledgehammer.
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Looked odd and yeah, like just a bunch of clips
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that aren't again video game clips, so I didn't recognize
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them as much.
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Michael Colin Taz welcome us into the Staples Center in
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LA They say that it is sixteen thousand sold out
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and it looks like it. There are signs everywhere in
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this arena.
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Dude. Yeah, this is the Staple Center in La So yeah,
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packed packed talking out here. SummerSlam is ten days away.
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What I like about these early you know, smackdowns, I
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actually don't know for sure, and I can look it
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up while I talk here, but you can there's you
509
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can tell Taz hasn't found his commentary voice yet.
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Yeah, that's right.
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He's still kind of like promo Taz while having to
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say full sentences instead of like the Taz that kind
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of you know, finds his tone here. He uh.
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I think it's when he stops being an active competitor
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that he kind of figures it out more. He's still
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wrestling still.
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Here, yes, right, yeah, because he let's see. Wikipedia says
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he began performing part time commentary on Heat in October
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of two thousand. He did a He did the Rebellion
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pay per view with JR. In December of two thousand.
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He joined the SmackDown Team in February of two thousand
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and one after Lawler quit the company, and then he
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also became one of the trainers on Tough Enough that year.
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Lawler returns to the company in November and resumed this
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place's commentator, with Taz becoming a wrestler and a commentator,
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and then when the company splits brands, Taz is permanently
527
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SmackDown guy.
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Yeah, it's weird, like Taz is a commentator for a
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super long time. In my head, I always just think
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of wrestler Taz when he Taz, he's been a commentator
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for a very long time.
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Has he been a commentator for longer? Yeah, than he
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was a wrestler. Oh my.
534
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Right, we're talking two thousand and one. He's a commentator
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right now.
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Ah old, oh wow. Fuck.
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Well we have Stone Cold and the Damn Dudley's. They're
538
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teaming together. Uh, they're taking on curd Angle on the
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Hardy Boys Elimination tag team match tonight.
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I love the graphic. I like the graphics. They did
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a lot for the you know, the split the Invasion
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versus WBF guys, where it was a split graphic with
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the guy you know, you'd know who was on the
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Invasion side because they had the Invasion background. That was
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always cool.
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Yeah. I would love to see it on a CRT because, like,
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these renders are so Crispy. I bet they look great
548
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on a CRTTV.
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Dude, you're right, they probably do. You should. I mean,
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you have like six CRT TVs probably behind you right now.
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You could easily have watched this on there.
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I have the technology. I have an even bigger CRT
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beside me.
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You have a CRT that you have a og Gen
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one Roku hooked up too. You could have watched this
556
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:55.559
all there for sure.
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Yeah, dude, that's sick too, like looking that thing up
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with the with the cable. Yeah, that was awesome.
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Tell them what you first tried on the rokuz rt
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TV TNA sent me a screenshout of Santino.
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Santino on the CRT. Yeah, that's pretty cool. The first
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match of the evening APA versus Kanyon and DDP WWF
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Tag team title match.
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Who better than Kenyon?
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Everybody?
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What an easy gimmick, right, That's fucking awesome. There's the dude,
567
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it was over too, so over by the way. I
568
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was surprised Kenyon gets his own entrance like he does.
569
00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:42.640
Yeah, well he's the US champ currently.
570
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That is true, but easily could have just you know,
571
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had him second DDP.
572
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Yeah, I didn't even think they were going to team here.
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I didn't think that was the team they were going
574
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with here.
575
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No, especially, I mean, shit, Jersey Try I had just
576
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come out together. Goddamn.
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Uh.
578
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I mean the gimmick, like I said, is working. There's
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people in the crowd with everybody's better than Kanyon.
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Signs Invasion MVP shirt on too.
581
00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:06.599
I love that fucking shirt, dude. He uh. I mean
582
00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:08.640
he's another guy. You know, we don't talk about him
583
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too much on the show. I mean, but one moves
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guy too, even you know w CW and and you
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can even talk about it here. Anything they give this guy,
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he made work.
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Yeah, he made the most of his minutes and that's yeah.
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I also can't tell you enough how much I love
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the APA. It's one of my favorite tag team gimmicks ever.
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I'm watching even just their work, dude, Like I'm watching
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them here, and you look at any of the other
592
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matches on the show, maybe maybe Stone Cold might be
593
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the closest one that kind of lays it in like
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these guys. But these guys are so snug and it's
595
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so fun to watch. It makes their matches so much
596
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more interesting when you know that, like, oh, like this
597
00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:49.119
feels like a fight for their lives here.
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Jim Johnson also made a great song. I mean the
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APA song come on like it fits them so.
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Well, it's fucking it's fantastic. Yeah, there they are the
601
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tag champs here. Like you said last Monday on raw Uh.
602
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Speaking of DDP, this is funny as hell actually so,
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I guess DDP set up a shrine of Sarah, Undertaker's
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wife at the time, of course, in the Undertaker's locker room,
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which Undertaker got really mad about for some reason. You
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would think he'd be super excited that somebody like you know,
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made a shround of his wife. Is very nice, gets
608
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look at his wife. No, he hated this.
609
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Yeah, that's the intent.
610
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:27.640
Then quote unquote DDP strolled into the locker room and
611
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Undertaker immediately starts kicking his ass until the real DDP
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shows up and hits him with some weapon. I don't
613
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know what it was. They don't say what it was,
614
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and they legit describe it as some weapon on cobbentary.
615
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Yeah, I mean that is the real DDP.
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And then there woopen Taker's ass and came no clips
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into the room that chased them off. Where the fuck
618
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did he come from?
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He was just hiding.
620
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Taker stores him in a closet in the brother's a
621
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destruction locker room.
622
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He just had like a hint that somebody was gonna
623
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make a Sarah shrine today. He saw him doing it earlier.
624
00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:05.799
There's only a few locker rooms.
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My name is Kane, that's all he ever says, or
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something like a Pokemon.
627
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:20.480
No cliffs into the room. My name is Kane.
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Oh fuck ship, that's Kane, then upgrades the sucket later.
629
00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:30.559
I mean, that would have been so fucking funny if
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every time they talk, like, Undertaker cuts a whole promo
631
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about the learning Tree and then Kane grabs the mic
632
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:44.200
my name is Kane. It would have gotten super over
633
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:45.359
its double sounds.
634
00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:47.119
Yeah, it fucking would have.
635
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:55.000
FRUK and DDP start things off. Fruit takes over immediately
636
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and they stay on top for most of this match. Here,
637
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DDP tags out. Kenya comes in and he keeps trying
638
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to do these moves off the top and he gets caught.
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Every time Bradshaw comes in. He starts clubbing Canyon to
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shit immediately. Canyon, by the way, once again tries to
641
00:32:11.480 --> 00:32:14.400
climb the top rope and Bradshaw cuts him off and
642
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:16.680
hits a fallaway slam off the second.
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00:32:16.720 --> 00:32:19.440
Kenyon is taking everything. He is getting obliterated.
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00:32:19.440 --> 00:32:21.279
Here, stop climbing the rose.
645
00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:26.039
Usually it's the opposite, right, like the guy can uh.
646
00:32:26.119 --> 00:32:27.519
He hits a few off the top, and then the
647
00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.359
other guy learns now, APA already knows what you're doing,
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and you gotta stop.
649
00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:33.640
That was me on WCW Revenge the other night, just
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trying to figure out how to get a finish or
651
00:32:35.599 --> 00:32:37.720
climbing the ropes and getting cut off every time.
652
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:40.519
Man, it's horrible. If you go for a suplex from
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the apron at any point in ww NY Revenge against
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the CPU, don't fucking.
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Bother our difficulty. It's over.
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You're cooked. Cook.
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00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:52.440
Kanyon goes to grab Ferok's leg here. This allows DDP
658
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to glomb them. Uh. DDP and Kenyon follow up with
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a belly to back neck breaker combat.
660
00:32:56.920 --> 00:32:58.880
Well, reverse three D gets some heat for the boys
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00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:00.920
against you know the Dudley's in here for a minute.
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Bradshaw comes in, Kenyon comes in, Bradshaw kicks everyone's fucking ass.
663
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:09.400
Just Bradshaw power slam for two. Well, wait a minute,
664
00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:12.039
this is the loudest pop I've ever heard. Who the
665
00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:15.519
fuck is that that's Test from the WWF.
666
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:18.759
Oh shit, that's wf's gold dust.
667
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:24.480
Oh my god, sucking from WCW.
668
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:27.480
Dude. I'm glad they said it was Test though, because
669
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:29.920
at first, the first shot they showed, I had no
670
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:34.000
fucking idea who that was. It was just a dude. Yeah, dude,
671
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:36.519
you could have been Edge, you could have been Jericho, like,
672
00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:37.920
this could have been anybody.
673
00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:40.920
Yeah, Test comes in. I mean, this pop is nuclear.
674
00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:45.720
I mean it's unreal, Like maybe my headphones were just
675
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:50.960
like don in, but I was like, holy fuck, how
676
00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:52.319
over his test right now?
677
00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:58.839
Well, dude, a million percent and no disrespect to mister Test,
678
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:02.839
but you know, this was the era of jump the rail.
679
00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:05.799
Oh fuck, it's somebody from w CW, which is why
680
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:07.839
I think they had to say this is a WWF
681
00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:10.679
guy on like for the show so people to get
682
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:14.599
too excited that it was like a guy invading.
683
00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:19.079
They thought it was like Mike Sanders or something. Yes,
684
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:21.559
that's exactly who they would have. Oh my god, it's
685
00:34:21.639 --> 00:34:27.960
really excited.
686
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:27.239
For Sanders and Reno.
687
00:34:28.719 --> 00:34:30.960
Hey, they were on the show like ninety percent of
688
00:34:31.000 --> 00:34:32.639
the time before they went out of business.
689
00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:37.719
Before they went out of business, it's like a huge sentence.
690
00:34:40.760 --> 00:34:42.719
Yeah, so test from the w w F. It's a
691
00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:47.199
big loot on the route. Oh ship, that ship is
692
00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:49.800
so good. What is this WF guy doing here on
693
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:51.079
this back though?
694
00:34:51.440 --> 00:34:53.800
Well it cuts back to the ring. King of feeds
695
00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:56.599
out from the corner and Bradshaw hits the clothesline from
696
00:34:56.679 --> 00:35:02.840
Hell we had god, kenyans Holy fuck, he's swinging for
697
00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:05.840
the fences on that one and he gets blitzed.
698
00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:08.960
He's done. It's a butt. The referee is distracted because,
699
00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:11.440
oh my god, toty km's test is here.
700
00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:18.119
Holy shit, he has a belt. Yeah, so uh, clothesline
701
00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:22.280
from Hell. WWF's test comes in. He hits Bradshaw with
702
00:35:22.440 --> 00:35:26.119
the belt. Kenyon ends up pinning Bradshaw and we have
703
00:35:26.320 --> 00:35:28.519
new WWF Tag Team Champions.
704
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.840
I was super excited about this. I actually love when
705
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:34.519
we get to see title changes like on the actual
706
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:37.280
weekly shows here because yeah, put some what happened on
707
00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:38.679
pay per views and we don't cover those on the
708
00:35:38.760 --> 00:35:41.119
pod obviously, So like I was like, oh shit, new
709
00:35:41.360 --> 00:35:43.280
tag champion. That's pretty cool.
710
00:35:43.880 --> 00:35:47.480
Yeah, DDP and Canyon the WWF Tag Team Champions a
711
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:51.679
little world here with WWF's Test. Wait, a minute. I
712
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:56.079
don't think that's WWS test anymore. That's WCW's test.
713
00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:59.639
No, that's TNA's test. Soon.
714
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:04.360
He's been every promotion. He's in w c W slash
715
00:36:04.440 --> 00:36:08.599
ECW right now, he's an e CW later, he's in today. Oh,
716
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:10.960
I mean, good god, man, he's been everywhere.
717
00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:14.719
A true journey man, held no titles anywhere somehow.
718
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:17.880
Yeah, it's fucking kept cutting them off at the knees.
719
00:36:17.960 --> 00:36:20.559
Man, it's always triple Ah's fault. When you think you
720
00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:23.800
heard that pop earlier, that's a test tim when he
721
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:26.079
went to the back, Who the.
722
00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:28.800
Fuck heard that pop? Hey, hey, back there, you hear
723
00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:34.880
that pop? My name is Karine, Hell yeah, that guy
724
00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:41.639
heard it. The rock has arrived.
725
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:44.559
Yeah, okay, it's fucking eight twenty bud.
726
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:47.000
Whose side is he on? Test?
727
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:51.440
What he's onf test side?
728
00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:59.079
The terminator is here, man, Hey, calm down, you wanna
729
00:36:59.119 --> 00:36:59.639
do all that though?
730
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:03.480
Be quiet, dude.
731
00:37:03.519 --> 00:37:05.559
He didn't bring the ww blue belt.
732
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:09.360
I know what the fuck? He already sold that on eBay.
733
00:37:10.039 --> 00:37:13.039
Yeah, he probably traded it for a WCW belt. He's
734
00:37:13.079 --> 00:37:14.760
only had to see if someone's gonna arrive.
735
00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:18.000
He heard him going nuts when tested up the rail.
736
00:37:18.039 --> 00:37:19.079
He thought it was Mike Sanders.
737
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:23.639
Oh cool man. Turnero is going nuts over there. Don't
738
00:37:23.679 --> 00:37:25.400
calm him down though. It's not that goal.
739
00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:28.960
Hey, sit that fucking guy down.
740
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:35.480
So we have Perry Saturn versus Raven Yes, and I
741
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:37.719
see Perry Saturn come out. He gets the whole entrance here,
742
00:37:38.239 --> 00:37:41.039
and my brain immediately goes to man, the game's did
743
00:37:41.079 --> 00:37:42.800
a lot of heavy lifting for Perry Saturn. For me
744
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:46.039
as a kid, I mean, Perry Saturn, I played with
745
00:37:46.119 --> 00:37:46.679
him so much.
746
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:48.239
His moves are so sick.
747
00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:51.360
I wonder if that's that way for some other kids
748
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:52.360
growing up nowadays.
749
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:54.840
Oh, like they only like the guys because they their
750
00:37:54.880 --> 00:37:56.199
move set and the games are sweet.
751
00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:58.480
Yeah, Like they play with them on the video games
752
00:37:58.480 --> 00:38:00.360
a lot, so they become fans of them.
753
00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:04.039
Channing Stacks Lorenzo, I can't.
754
00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:06.000
Even come up with a fucking name. Channing Stacks Lorenzo
755
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.719
is fine. Like, I don't even know, man, I can't
756
00:38:09.760 --> 00:38:12.519
even come up with one. Yeah right, Channing Stacks Lorenzo.
757
00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:16.519
And they're like a big fan, you know. Yeah. I
758
00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:19.119
wonder if like that's the deal nowadays. I imagine I
759
00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:21.119
imagine that's the case. I don't know if so much.
760
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:22.679
I mean, I think the games were probably a lot
761
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:26.039
more popular back back then, yeah, than they are now.
762
00:38:26.199 --> 00:38:28.039
But because I mean, I mean, how many times you
763
00:38:28.119 --> 00:38:30.119
talk to somebody and they're like, yeah, I played the
764
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:34.159
WWF game on the N sixty four or I played SmackDown,
765
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:37.239
Here Comes the Paint or something, right, like everyone's played
766
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:39.480
at least that once or twice of course.
767
00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:42.679
Oh but funny enough, fucking you know you were talking
768
00:38:42.719 --> 00:38:45.000
about that, like, you know, people playing the games and
769
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:47.440
getting into wrestling or having their guys like, uh, you
770
00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:51.000
know that Cappuccino Jones guy in WWE. He said, uh,
771
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:53.519
like w W All Stars got him into wrestling.
772
00:38:54.360 --> 00:38:57.320
Oh nice, which is nuts. Yeah, I mean I think
773
00:38:57.360 --> 00:38:58.400
he'll do well in WWE.
774
00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:01.760
I think so too. You know, he's athletic kid. Yeah,
775
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:05.440
he's he's got something for sure. By the way, I
776
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:09.440
loved Perry Saturn Titan Tron being primarily moppy.
777
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:13.760
Yeah, I mean that was a punishment, right, the moppy deal.
778
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:17.039
Yes, I think it was a mill threw that dude
779
00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:17.960
on his fucking head.
780
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:20.199
Yes, Yeah, he beat up Mike Bell and they put
781
00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:21.800
him with the mop and then Perry Satterer said what
782
00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:23.800
if I got this extremely.
783
00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:27.960
Over Yeah, whoops, they're gonna kill it at that. Don
784
00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:30.400
you have nothing that you're just a fucking yeah all right,
785
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:33.480
Well gave MOPy a new hat here.
786
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:34.679
That was cool.
787
00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:38.800
Yeah, that's what they said. They went shopping today in
788
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:42.880
La uh So two weeks ago and SmackDown Terry Runnelds,
789
00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:45.519
who had been with Perry Saturn up to this point,
790
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:48.280
gave Perry an ultimatum and said you either picked the
791
00:39:48.360 --> 00:39:51.320
mop or me, and Perry took the mop, and of
792
00:39:51.440 --> 00:39:53.320
course he hit his catchphrase, You're welcome.
793
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:59.079
That is his catchphrase. That's also Damian Misdow's catchphrase.
794
00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:02.159
One of the many guys that you like to play
795
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:04.159
as in the games, just kidding is was the in
796
00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:08.280
the game. Yeah, he was sure, just not fun to play.
797
00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:12.119
As Raven comes out here, caw caw caw cock cock
798
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:13.239
cock cock cock co.
799
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:15.599
We're gonna and we're gonna respect.
800
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:18.360
Him on this show, right, No, I love Raven. He
801
00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:19.920
didn't have the sword tattoo.
802
00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:22.000
Though, dude, he didn't have the sword tattoo, but he
803
00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:24.440
was shirtless, which dude.
804
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:26.880
Wow, that didn't even strike me as odd. I don't
805
00:40:26.920 --> 00:40:29.000
know why, but yeah, you're right. Usually, I think when
806
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:30.519
we see him on this show, especially in this era,
807
00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:32.440
he's wearing like a comic book shirt or something.
808
00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:34.840
Yeah, he has some kind of cutoff shirt or something
809
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:35.039
like that.
810
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:36.639
And he looked great.
811
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:40.239
Okay, he did look great, And I wanted to bring
812
00:40:40.320 --> 00:40:42.480
it up specifically that he had no shirt on because
813
00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:46.880
growing up, there was a figure set that included Raven
814
00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:50.679
that always confused me because I had no recollection of
815
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:53.760
really Raven being shirtless. Here is the set here, as
816
00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:57.480
i'll Sinny link. It is Raven, Shane McMahon, and Stone
817
00:40:57.519 --> 00:40:59.119
Cold Steve Austin in a three pack.
818
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:05.519
Wow, even a Sea McMahon. Oh hell yeah, no, take
819
00:41:05.559 --> 00:41:06.440
that off the shelves.
820
00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:07.920
Take that off the shells.
821
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.159
Now, that's funny as hell. Wow.
822
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:13.639
I'd have no idea why these three are in a
823
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:17.519
fucking three pack together, but I thought it was motherfuckers
824
00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:19.960
Johnny's favorites all on one pack.
825
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:23.239
So Perry Hot starts on Raven here where the suicide dive,
826
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:24.800
because he came out here with Terry.
827
00:41:25.159 --> 00:41:25.280
Uh.
828
00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:28.679
They get into the ring here, Perry starts unloading supplexes
829
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:31.920
belly to belly, like goes for a slingshot leg drop.
830
00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:35.280
He misses, but he ends up supplex and Raven and man,
831
00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:36.599
he's just going to town on him.
832
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:39.159
He is hitting every kind of suplex. There was one
833
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:40.519
that he does that I didn't even know how to
834
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:42.119
write down. I was like, Wow, he's kind of just
835
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:45.920
inventing shit here on throwing him around, I imagine because
836
00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:49.280
they probably know they worked in three companies together at
837
00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:52.559
this point, right east wwwn n here, so I imagine
838
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:54.679
he's pretty comfortable just dumping his dude on his head.
839
00:41:55.079 --> 00:41:59.760
Raven then follows up with the finish of the last betchy.
840
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:01.480
He's out of the corner and Raven hit the.
841
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:06.320
Line dude, which uh oh dude, Okay, I fucking that's
842
00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:08.599
what I wanted to bring up here because Okay, you're right,
843
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:11.039
that does happen. But do you know what happened to
844
00:42:11.119 --> 00:42:13.920
the match before that that may have started this was
845
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:19.440
Bradshaw does Raven's DDT in that match. That's Raven's move.
846
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:21.760
Yeah, I mean to be fair to Raven. This is
847
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:23.159
also one of his signature spots.
848
00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:23.760
That's true.
849
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:27.960
It is Raven misses a dive and Saturn catapults him
850
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:31.079
into Mappy in the corner before hitting the Moss Cover
851
00:42:31.199 --> 00:42:33.119
three Handle Family Gurdonza for The Wind.
852
00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:36.920
I could not believe that Michael Cole called it that
853
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:40.000
on commentary, Like I was writing it down. I was like, well,
854
00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:41.559
this is gonna be funny because they aren't going to
855
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:43.400
say this on the show. And Michael Cole says it,
856
00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:45.360
I said, oh my god, this is crazy.
857
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:48.960
That's like his move in the video game. It's called
858
00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:49.840
that too around this era.
859
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:54.519
Yeah, and that comes from the Jericho promo, right, the yep,
860
00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:56.400
the list of a thousand holder on a thousand and one.
861
00:42:56.480 --> 00:43:00.480
Excuse me, mm hmm. Yeah, that's nuts that they even
862
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:04.880
how like Vince on headset wasn't saying what the fuck.
863
00:43:05.119 --> 00:43:05.840
Are you doing?
864
00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:05.920
It?
865
00:43:06.159 --> 00:43:06.880
Fit is gimmick?
866
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:07.159
Right?
867
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:07.880
He was crazy?
868
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:11.880
Yeah, that's that's true. He was crazy because he beat
869
00:43:11.960 --> 00:43:14.599
up Mike Bell. He had a bunch of concussions. Yeah,
870
00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:15.400
I guess that's all.
871
00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:20.360
Yeah right, yeah. So Perry Saturn does the Rick Steiner run.
872
00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:24.400
He did, Yeah, and then he realizes that Mapia is missing.
873
00:43:25.079 --> 00:43:27.760
No, how could this fucking be? Who could have stole it?
874
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:29.320
He should have went up to Arnold in the crowd
875
00:43:29.559 --> 00:43:31.039
and started like interrogating him.
876
00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:34.320
No one on this entire show just even hints that
877
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:35.719
Terry just taking it.
878
00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:38.960
No, no one like Perry somehow also like no friends
879
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:41.239
at all that could like be like, hey, dude, I
880
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:42.639
know you're fucking stupid.
881
00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:46.480
Now, Like Michael Cole and Taz only watched the show
882
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:48.599
through the monitor. They just didn't look up and see
883
00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:50.480
like someone just walking away with it.
884
00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:52.920
They did not. They only watched the screen. They see
885
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:54.519
what the people see. If the people don't see it,
886
00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:55.199
they don't see it.
887
00:43:56.480 --> 00:43:58.880
Michael Cole just getting yelled at. Do not say Terry
888
00:43:58.960 --> 00:44:02.880
took it? Say Terry Tuckett, I hate you. I hate you,
889
00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:06.559
all right, boss? Sorry boss.
890
00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:11.320
Yeah, dude, Parry should have jumped the rail, got on
891
00:44:11.400 --> 00:44:12.880
Arnold's face. I would have been a fucking way to
892
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:14.079
go take it.
893
00:44:17.159 --> 00:44:26.960
Okay, pucked down Now, So we got backstage. DDP and
894
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:29.199
Canyon are here with w CW's test.
895
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:34.719
That's test. Donill come on, we haven't crossed the line. No,
896
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:39.599
it can't be damn it. Yeah. Well, DDP says test
897
00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:42.280
you were right on time, and Kenyon DDP the new
898
00:44:42.400 --> 00:44:45.920
Wtag Champions test says you know who's not better the
899
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:48.760
A P A. Those guys learn firstthand you mess with me,
900
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:53.920
You're gonna eat my foot. I got like fucking the
901
00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:55.960
rock chills at how much money he could have made
902
00:44:55.960 --> 00:44:57.559
if they would have put it. You're gonna eat my foot.
903
00:44:57.639 --> 00:44:59.800
Test shirt out, dude.
904
00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:02.519
I'm I mean Test had a history of shirts in
905
00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:03.639
the WWF and.
906
00:45:03.719 --> 00:45:06.639
They were all great, and that would have been right
907
00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:07.840
up there with the balls one.
908
00:45:09.920 --> 00:45:11.360
A lot of money on the table there.
909
00:45:11.480 --> 00:45:13.760
Well, Test says, tonight's about celebrating. You guys are the champion,
910
00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:16.360
and I'm gonna get us the table at the viper room.
911
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:19.480
And they're fired up about this and DDP says Sarah
912
00:45:19.559 --> 00:45:23.719
gonna be there again. Listen, DDP, you brot watch out man.
913
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:26.239
You know the car rides are long here in the
914
00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:28.360
w WF. You know you never know what they're gonna
915
00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:29.599
do to You're gonna shit in your tank.
916
00:45:29.719 --> 00:45:31.639
He should have asked if gold dust was gonna be there?
917
00:45:33.559 --> 00:45:34.559
Can we have my gold dust?
918
00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:36.719
Is Steve Goldberg gonna be there?
919
00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:40.039
What?
920
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:42.320
The regal walks up, he's the commissioner. He says, hello,
921
00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:45.320
glad to see you two tarts excited about being w
922
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:48.519
F Tag champions. But now you're under my jurisdiction. So
923
00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:50.880
at SummerSlam. I decided, uh, you're gonna have a tech
924
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:54.480
title match against the Undertaker and Kane bye bye, and
925
00:45:54.599 --> 00:45:57.119
he leaves and he walks back in. By the way,
926
00:45:57.159 --> 00:45:57.760
it's a cage.
927
00:45:57.599 --> 00:46:01.840
Match, by damn there. And that felt like smack Down
928
00:46:01.880 --> 00:46:03.760
two season mode or something it did.
929
00:46:04.119 --> 00:46:07.159
Yeah, I always liked Threegles commissioner. I thought that was
930
00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:09.039
a fun fucking role for him. He ows that for
931
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:09.599
a while too.
932
00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:15.000
Yeah, they pee in his drink for some reason. That's
933
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:15.599
what I remember.
934
00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:17.960
That's like beak, Yeah, you're right.
935
00:46:18.360 --> 00:46:20.519
A man in the crowd is in a mask and
936
00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:23.639
he takes it off and it's former w CW World
937
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:24.880
Champion David Arquette.
938
00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:28.639
Oh shit, why don't they say that?
939
00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:33.679
Holy shit, is Anthony Anderson from Kangary Jack. He's whooping
940
00:46:33.719 --> 00:46:34.119
his ass.
941
00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:36.719
They start fucking fighting in the crowd.
942
00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:37.119
Yeah.
943
00:46:38.039 --> 00:46:40.280
I just were gonna make like my cole not taking
944
00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:43.239
a ww jab or anything. We're mentioning David Arkeette here
945
00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:44.119
felt kind of weird.
946
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:45.960
Well, they probably invited him.
947
00:46:46.119 --> 00:46:48.360
Yeah that's true, Well bury him. Who cares, WBF, what
948
00:46:48.400 --> 00:46:49.760
are you gonna do? Not show up again?
949
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:52.360
That's at all. There's David Arcutt fighting the crowd probably
950
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:53.039
shouldn't be doing that.
951
00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:55.480
Brother.
952
00:46:55.880 --> 00:46:58.400
We go backstage. Spike and his girlfriend Molly are here
953
00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:00.320
talking to Tijeri and regles a office.
954
00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:03.320
Yes, Spike is now back from injury. He says he's
955
00:47:03.320 --> 00:47:03.880
all healed up.
956
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:05.519
He said, what if I did a spot tonight where
957
00:47:05.559 --> 00:47:07.360
I could possibly be re injured immediately?
958
00:47:07.960 --> 00:47:09.199
Oh, that's good son, let's do that.
959
00:47:11.519 --> 00:47:11.639
Well.
960
00:47:11.800 --> 00:47:16.559
Xbox walks in and he's mad. He's also the cruiserweight champ.
961
00:47:16.760 --> 00:47:19.639
I think yep, he's the WCW cruiserweight champion.
962
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:23.039
That's right, okay? And uh an Xbox pissed that. Rego says,
963
00:47:23.079 --> 00:47:23.960
what kind of commissioner are you?
964
00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:24.519
Did?
965
00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:26.360
Jerry comes out on wrong and spits that green crap
966
00:47:26.400 --> 00:47:28.840
in my eyes and steals a let heavyweight tuttle from me.
967
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:32.519
And you're gonna let that stand? You know what? You suck?
968
00:47:33.320 --> 00:47:37.599
And Rego says, actually the expression is xpac sucks. You
969
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:40.960
can't manga like, don't you manga this guy? Xbox is
970
00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:41.480
his name.
971
00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:46.119
Yeah. Also, man, that's a horrible gimmick.
972
00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:51.159
They didn't have to do that, right, like they chant
973
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:53.239
Xbox sucks. But that doesn't have to be like his
974
00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:54.440
gimmick as he sucks.
975
00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:56.960
Yeah, so your gimmick this week is you suck ass?
976
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:07.920
Ho me caught? Yeah, Xbox says, well you think I suck? Well,
977
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:09.360
you think I suck so bad? How about you and
978
00:48:09.480 --> 00:48:12.519
ty jerry Son take me out and take on me
979
00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:16.000
and Albert tonight and Regal immediately like not even thinking,
980
00:48:16.079 --> 00:48:19.039
he's like, yeah, that's fucking fine with me. See like,
981
00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:22.079
which again, I think that's awesome. Usually like a commissioner
982
00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:24.079
will be like, ah, maybe not. Regel says, yeah, I'll
983
00:48:24.119 --> 00:48:26.159
fight the shit out of you. Man, you suck, I'll
984
00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:27.119
fuck you up here.
985
00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:28.280
That's pretty cool.
986
00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:31.000
Well, so yeah, Spike said, hey, man, I know you're busy.
987
00:48:31.039 --> 00:48:33.480
I'll take your place, and Xbox says, all right, you
988
00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:34.880
might want to be careful, boy, you might want to
989
00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:36.800
thank commissioner here for what's gonna happen to you later,
990
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.239
and Xbox leaves in. Spike, who does is not afraid
991
00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:44.760
of Xbox at all, says ooh, hey, man, show this
992
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:47.559
guy some fucking get some fucking respect for Xbox here.
993
00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:48.679
Absolutely fucking not.
994
00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:49.519
I guess not.
995
00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:52.880
So we go to Edge versus rod VANDAMN Hardcore title match.
996
00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:56.639
Last week, Edge pulled down Landstorm's pants. They had Power
997
00:48:56.679 --> 00:48:57.719
Rangers underwear.
998
00:48:57.440 --> 00:49:00.800
On, which is like fucking normal to have every week.
999
00:49:01.400 --> 00:49:03.559
Yeah, I mean it's two thousand and one, so like
1000
00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:04.880
Power Ranges is still good.
1001
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.039
Yeah, especially every day as someone might may are the
1002
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:09.119
same Power Rangers underwear and that's fucking like, there's nothing
1003
00:49:09.159 --> 00:49:11.239
wrong with that. It was, by the way, Christian was
1004
00:49:11.320 --> 00:49:13.559
faking a friendship with Landstorm and then they faked him
1005
00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:16.760
out and Edge pants them. But Christian nowhere to be
1006
00:49:16.880 --> 00:49:17.679
seen here tonight.
1007
00:49:18.320 --> 00:49:22.960
Okay, hmm, Well, RVD is the hardcore champion currently.
1008
00:49:23.079 --> 00:49:23.920
He's cool shit too.
1009
00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:27.119
Edge and RVD going to an international here. But Edge
1010
00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:30.079
grabs RVD off the floor and hits a facebuster. Cool,
1011
00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:31.519
and this is a hardcore match, so they can pin
1012
00:49:31.599 --> 00:49:32.840
outside the ring and stuff like that.
1013
00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:34.920
That threw me off for a second too, Like I
1014
00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:38.599
in my brain, I know that's like hardcore title rules,
1015
00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:40.440
but I feel like more times than not, we just
1016
00:49:40.519 --> 00:49:43.199
see a hardcore match and there's weapons in the ring
1017
00:49:43.239 --> 00:49:45.159
and somebody just runs in and wins. That's not in
1018
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:45.480
the match.
1019
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:49.360
Yeah, there actually wasn't much weapon usage here, but they
1020
00:49:49.400 --> 00:49:51.400
did take advantage of going outside and stuff like that.
1021
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:54.960
A huge RVD chance from the crowd here. He's very
1022
00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:56.880
over even here in two thousand and one.
1023
00:49:57.360 --> 00:49:59.280
Dude, there's one guy when they're on the outside that
1024
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:01.440
is like, must be right next to the camera, and
1025
00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:03.079
he says, oh, fucking show.
1026
00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:08.920
Yeah, dude, this is West Coast. That's pretty cool.
1027
00:50:09.239 --> 00:50:11.679
Well, you know this XPW territory, you better watch out. RVD.
1028
00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:16.039
Edge sets up this ladder on the post here, but
1029
00:50:16.199 --> 00:50:19.159
RVD sweeps his legs and then catapults Edge into the
1030
00:50:19.239 --> 00:50:19.840
ladder for two.
1031
00:50:20.199 --> 00:50:21.880
Dude. There's also, by the way, speaking of the XPW,
1032
00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:24.360
someone in the crowd is holding a Supreme XPW sign.
1033
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:28.039
Oh nice, yes, shuts out. I love that the ref
1034
00:50:28.239 --> 00:50:30.199
is just walking around with the hardcore title because like,
1035
00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:31.400
the match can just end whenever.
1036
00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:33.079
I didn't even notice that.
1037
00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:34.000
That is kind of cool.
1038
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:35.679
They didn't send the game, sadly.
1039
00:50:36.079 --> 00:50:39.199
No, no, they didn't. RVD is setting up a ladder
1040
00:50:39.239 --> 00:50:41.239
on the second rope, but Edge jumps off of it
1041
00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:43.760
and seesaws the ladder in rvd's face. That gets a
1042
00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:44.280
two count.
1043
00:50:44.679 --> 00:50:46.719
I mean that spot takes fucking forever.
1044
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:47.239
Dude.
1045
00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:50.320
You mean it look cool, but RVD, I mean, RVD
1046
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:51.960
might as well turn around and say, oh, you should
1047
00:50:52.039 --> 00:50:52.480
jump on this.
1048
00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:58.239
Way, A Storm runs down, He pulls the rope and
1049
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:02.079
Edge flips over Edge line Storm down outside, he comes in.
1050
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:04.599
It hits a German supplex on RVD for a double down.
1051
00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:07.079
RVD takes it like RVD takes it.
1052
00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:10.599
Okay, I was gonna say, RVD always takes German suplexes
1053
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:13.760
like somehow he gets unbelievable height and then the weight
1054
00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:15.800
of his ass crushes the rest of his body on
1055
00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:16.199
his head.
1056
00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:18.679
Storm comes back in, but Edge hits him with a
1057
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:21.679
spinning heel kick and an edge o mattic. Of course,
1058
00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:25.599
RVD hits a fucking standing drop kick to Edge. I
1059
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:28.800
feel like I never see RVD do a standing dropkick.
1060
00:51:29.239 --> 00:51:31.960
It definitely felt like, oh fuck, I am supposed to
1061
00:51:31.960 --> 00:51:34.079
do something here, uh dropkick?
1062
00:51:34.519 --> 00:51:37.400
It was clean, it looked awfulse yeah, I mean it
1063
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:39.599
doesn't surprise me. I guess that RVD has a great
1064
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:41.480
drop kick, but sure, it was cool to see him
1065
00:51:41.519 --> 00:51:44.039
break something out I don't usually see him doing. RVD
1066
00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:46.400
sets up a chair in the ring, Edge uses it
1067
00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:48.360
to jump off and hit Storm with a spear out
1068
00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:51.320
of mid air. That was sick Landstorm came down to
1069
00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:54.039
this ring like five minutes ago. He's been getting his
1070
00:51:54.119 --> 00:51:57.000
ass whooped the entire time. Edge sets up for the
1071
00:51:57.079 --> 00:52:02.000
buzzkill here, but RVD kicks him. RVD and Landstorm then
1072
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:05.960
grabbed chairs and hit a standing concerto to Edge.
1073
00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:10.480
Okay, a couple things here. One. I swore that Christian
1074
00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:12.760
was gonna come down to make the save obviously, or
1075
00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:16.280
somebody would like this is like invasion shit here, No,
1076
00:52:16.480 --> 00:52:18.840
they just kill Edge two. Buzzkill.
1077
00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:21.960
Yeah that's Xbox move right it is?
1078
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:24.920
Or but maybe was that the buzz killer or was it?
1079
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:25.920
But it was it both?
1080
00:52:26.079 --> 00:52:28.800
Maybe it was both, it was whatever that was also
1081
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:30.199
a person in WCW.
1082
00:52:31.119 --> 00:52:33.440
Oh yeah, you're right. Who the fuck was buzzkill?
1083
00:52:33.679 --> 00:52:36.800
I don't remember Armstrong. Oh yeah it was the Red Dog.
1084
00:52:36.920 --> 00:52:40.840
Right, Yeah that's right. Yeah, of course, which is crazy.
1085
00:52:41.039 --> 00:52:46.199
Yeah yeah, it just but that's the fucking educution whatever,
1086
00:52:46.239 --> 00:52:47.519
the impaler.
1087
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:51.880
Yeah, that's right. Standing concerto was crazy crushed them.
1088
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:55.320
Yeah, look, I mean look great and uh rv dy one.
1089
00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:01.320
Well we go back next stage. Steve Austin is here
1090
00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:04.320
with Debra and telling her how much he hates Matt Hardy.
1091
00:53:05.480 --> 00:53:08.280
They're in a very purple room as well. Uh and
1092
00:53:08.440 --> 00:53:10.800
Austin's explaining the match to her and it's a six
1093
00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:14.440
man tag Deborah. They think about it is I hate
1094
00:53:14.440 --> 00:53:17.679
Matt Hardy, I hate Jeff Hardy, and I really hate
1095
00:53:17.719 --> 00:53:18.159
Kurt Angle.
1096
00:53:18.199 --> 00:53:18.960
He makes me sick.
1097
00:53:19.800 --> 00:53:22.840
And at least I got the Dudley's what cut. They
1098
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:25.599
come in, and then of course the stars of the show,
1099
00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:28.039
Chuck Plumbo and Shaan O'Hare make their way into the room.
1100
00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:29.840
They're the w CP Tag Team champion. Dude.
1101
00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:31.960
The way they enter the room and the way that
1102
00:53:32.039 --> 00:53:34.880
Steve Austin greets them is the funniest fucking thing, dude.
1103
00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:38.079
Yeah, they come in and Austin's like, Chuck Blumbo, Shan O'Hair,
1104
00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:39.960
been watching the guys, you look real damn good.
1105
00:53:41.079 --> 00:53:43.480
What the fuck are you watching matches?
1106
00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:46.559
I was watching Velocity.
1107
00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:48.280
You went out of business, son.
1108
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:51.719
Okay, you were just fucking talking good about us. We're
1109
00:53:51.800 --> 00:53:53.960
on your team, Steve to wear on the same side.
1110
00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:58.599
We're like, right, you're all w city. Yep, that's what
1111
00:53:58.679 --> 00:54:03.119
I was talking about every time double seeing him. You
1112
00:54:03.159 --> 00:54:05.519
guys walk into the room with Austin, he shakes their
1113
00:54:05.559 --> 00:54:07.360
head and says, you guys run out of business.
1114
00:54:09.400 --> 00:54:12.480
You guys absolutely suck eighty three weeks turned into you
1115
00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:15.400
guys dying what one week?
1116
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:17.800
What I just talked to creative Chuck and Sean and
1117
00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:22.159
your guys gimmick Now as you suck on TV, Steve,
1118
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:24.519
that's like three other guys on my team's gimmick.
1119
00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:28.360
What we're gonna send you down to Heartland?
1120
00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:32.000
Son, you learn how to work a lick and we're
1121
00:54:32.079 --> 00:54:33.079
pulling Horace up.
1122
00:54:36.199 --> 00:54:38.800
Yeah, you guys know that guy right well.
1123
00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:41.159
Chuck says Steve, We're fired up. We know the Dudley's out.
1124
00:54:41.199 --> 00:54:43.639
Your back to my butt in the future. We want
1125
00:54:43.679 --> 00:54:45.280
to have your back. We're the tag champs, you're the
1126
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:47.360
wit of a champion. Know where we want to be
1127
00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:49.639
on the same team. And Austin says, I like it.
1128
00:54:50.000 --> 00:54:52.840
You're showing attitude, You're shown initiative, You're showing traits of
1129
00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:54.480
a winner. And what you got to do in the
1130
00:54:54.639 --> 00:54:56.519
WW have to make a name for yourselves is not
1131
00:54:56.599 --> 00:54:59.280
be afraid to make a challenge, stand up for yourself,
1132
00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:02.840
race the hell out there, don't back down from nobody.
1133
00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:06.360
You guys are going to be big, big superstars. He
1134
00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:08.760
was like, not trying to be funny there too. He
1135
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:13.119
meant that just has a way of saying ship That
1136
00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:14.119
made me fucking laugh.
1137
00:55:14.760 --> 00:55:16.880
Yeah, Like you just can't believe a single word this
1138
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:18.280
guy's saying, go.
1139
00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:20.400
Out there and just race somehow, whip some ask go
1140
00:55:20.519 --> 00:55:23.280
get them and Austin shakes their hands and they leave
1141
00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:29.239
and he's like, those boys going to be big? Okay,
1142
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:31.079
who is that?
1143
00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:39.239
So he names? Right, that's a guy that could see
1144
00:55:39.559 --> 00:55:40.679
being the Undertaker.
1145
00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:50.880
I won't be here in the future. That's a future.
1146
00:55:52.559 --> 00:55:57.679
Maybe I'll come back with my a TV racham l.
1147
00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:04.199
We have Spike Dudley with Molly Holly and to Jerry
1148
00:56:04.360 --> 00:56:07.440
versus X Factor. Dude, there are so many champions on
1149
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:10.480
this show right now, Like every single match features a champion.
1150
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:13.880
To Jerry's the light heavyweight champion right now, X poc
1151
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:15.159
is the cruiserweight champion.
1152
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:19.400
Right Well, we're coming up to unify a lot of
1153
00:56:19.440 --> 00:56:20.599
these soon, I think, right.
1154
00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:22.880
Yeah, I think that's right. Like it seems like they're
1155
00:56:22.920 --> 00:56:26.119
lining up everybody through the unifications. X Pock and to
1156
00:56:26.239 --> 00:56:28.679
Jerry start off here, but ta Jerry decides to do
1157
00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:30.559
a no look kick to Albert and hits him off
1158
00:56:30.559 --> 00:56:31.039
the apron.
1159
00:56:31.320 --> 00:56:34.280
How cool was that, dude? Albert's on the apron, running
1160
00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:36.559
his mouth to the Jerry and to Jerry, I mean
1161
00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:40.039
he's the best of this dude. He turns, doesn't like
1162
00:56:40.119 --> 00:56:42.360
his body turns and he's still looking at X pocket
1163
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:44.880
look like and he blitz his Albert in the face
1164
00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:45.440
with his kick.
1165
00:56:45.800 --> 00:56:49.400
Yeah, very cool, awesome to Jerry kicks down x POC
1166
00:56:49.440 --> 00:56:52.599
and Spike Dudley comes in with the double axe. Spike
1167
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:54.719
ducks a line here from x POC and tries to
1168
00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:57.920
cross body Albert. Oh my, what comes next is the
1169
00:56:58.000 --> 00:56:59.239
craziest thing I've ever seen.
1170
00:56:59.320 --> 00:57:01.480
So dude, I'm not joking. Is this not one of
1171
00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:02.880
the scariest things like ever?
1172
00:57:03.559 --> 00:57:08.000
Yeah, So Spike just came back from injury, so Spike.
1173
00:57:09.719 --> 00:57:12.920
So Spike ducks a line from xpot here and he
1174
00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:16.039
tries to crossbody Albert on the apron. Albert catches him
1175
00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:19.840
crossbody you know, like or is only the long way?
1176
00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:20.760
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he.
1177
00:57:20.840 --> 00:57:24.039
Presses him over his head. I'm thinking, oh, he's gonna
1178
00:57:24.199 --> 00:57:28.000
like military press him into the ring. Of course, no, man,
1179
00:57:28.199 --> 00:57:32.199
Albert takes this guy, presses him above his head on
1180
00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:34.760
the apron and then drops him all the way to
1181
00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:36.119
the floor on the outside.
1182
00:57:36.360 --> 00:57:39.119
So it's not even like he like gives him any mph, right,
1183
00:57:39.239 --> 00:57:41.599
Like there's no lunch so he can like maybe go
1184
00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:45.639
face first or like stomach first. He dumps him and
1185
00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:48.480
Spike rolls down his bag, hits the apron and in
1186
00:57:48.559 --> 00:57:52.239
the floor. Like this is horrifying. I don't know how
1187
00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:53.039
he didn't die.
1188
00:57:53.559 --> 00:57:56.360
Like Spike was not afraid of anything. He would just
1189
00:57:56.559 --> 00:57:59.320
do whatever. Yeah, dude, Spike was a dog.
1190
00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:01.920
Yeah, he was a He was a beast, dude, and
1191
00:58:02.079 --> 00:58:04.719
like for you know, he totally didn't have to do
1192
00:58:04.840 --> 00:58:06.880
that for this match, by the way, like he, like
1193
00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:09.559
you said, just came back from injury. People know, Albert,
1194
00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:11.840
like a beal would have been enough, which they do do,
1195
00:58:12.079 --> 00:58:14.199
and that's enough. Like he looks crazy getting bealed across
1196
00:58:14.239 --> 00:58:17.480
the ring. No, I'm gonna take a fucking military press
1197
00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:18.880
to the floor backwards.
1198
00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:22.440
Yeah, fuck that. We're not doing any normal shit. Spike's
1199
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:25.280
a dog. We're getting some shit over. We're doing the boss.
1200
00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:26.840
That is the boss right there.
1201
00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:27.760
Yeah, I like that.
1202
00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:30.639
XPOC brings Spike back into the ring, hits a brain
1203
00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:33.280
buster for a two. They're kicking this dude's ass.
1204
00:58:33.880 --> 00:58:36.639
They are stuffing this guy. It would dude, it was
1205
00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:38.960
actually a really cool brainbuster too. Xbox like kind of
1206
00:58:39.039 --> 00:58:39.599
jumped on it.
1207
00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:42.079
It almost turned into a God's Last gift.
1208
00:58:42.360 --> 00:58:42.880
It was sick.
1209
00:58:43.239 --> 00:58:45.679
Albert comes in and beats down Spike, beals him across
1210
00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:48.679
the ring, talk shit. Albert picks Spike up by the
1211
00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:50.400
belt and carries him over to x Pox so he
1212
00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:50.920
can tag in.
1213
00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:52.880
That is fucking crazy.
1214
00:58:53.559 --> 00:58:55.880
Albert goes for the boot, but crotches himself on the
1215
00:58:55.920 --> 00:58:59.000
top rope. Here to Jerry geinst the hot tag. He
1216
00:58:59.079 --> 00:59:02.159
comes in with a line, a kick, handspring, back elbow.
1217
00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:03.199
The crowd goes crazy.
1218
00:59:03.719 --> 00:59:06.719
He's another video game guy to me, but also like
1219
00:59:06.880 --> 00:59:09.519
real life guy, like obviously, like there's two Jery matches
1220
00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:11.840
I thoroughly enjoyed. I mean there's tons, especially in ECW
1221
00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:14.360
that I could call to. But I mean, you play
1222
00:59:14.360 --> 00:59:16.719
as to Jerry in a video game, you're doing all
1223
00:59:16.800 --> 00:59:19.480
the kicks, like Perry Satins all the suplexes. Maybe Taz too,
1224
00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:21.559
he probably had a ton of suplexes to Jerry's got
1225
00:59:21.599 --> 00:59:24.519
all these fucking sweet kicks. Like this guy is awesome
1226
00:59:24.639 --> 00:59:28.480
and super dialed into like when you're playing, you know,
1227
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:30.639
just talking about video game stuff some more when you're
1228
00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:33.280
if the game's gonna right at least, and they usually
1229
00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:35.039
did in the older ones, like you're playing to jury.
1230
00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:37.280
It felt like the Jerry Yeah for sure.
1231
00:59:38.039 --> 00:59:42.559
He pins xpoc here. Albert splashes xpoc by accident, trying
1232
00:59:42.559 --> 00:59:45.880
to break up the pill, Spike into Jerry, double drop
1233
00:59:45.960 --> 00:59:49.320
kick Albert. Xpos now on the outside talking shit to Molly.
1234
00:59:49.960 --> 00:59:54.920
Molly slaps xpoc, xpox pushes her down, Spike dives on him.
1235
00:59:54.920 --> 00:59:56.119
There's a lot going on in this back.
1236
00:59:56.199 --> 00:59:58.360
There's a ton going on here. Xbox was probably telling
1237
00:59:58.519 --> 00:59:59.960
Molly that she's not the real gorgeous joy.
1238
01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:03.800
Where are the rest of the gorgeous Georgias?
1239
01:00:05.079 --> 01:00:06.280
Why is there so many of them?
1240
01:00:07.480 --> 01:00:11.239
X poc brings the belt in. Dude, Okay, so all
1241
01:00:11.320 --> 01:00:14.440
that happens in the back end right, x poc brings
1242
01:00:14.480 --> 01:00:18.199
this belt in, Spike stops him. The ref thinks Spike
1243
01:00:18.320 --> 01:00:21.480
has the belt, so the ref is distracted to Jerry
1244
01:00:21.639 --> 01:00:25.599
kicks down. X poc jumps off his back. It gets
1245
01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:27.920
caught out of midair by Albert in a double mic.
1246
01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:31.159
God dude, this which would have been enough, right, like
1247
01:00:31.280 --> 01:00:33.159
that's cool enough, But.
1248
01:00:33.960 --> 01:00:37.119
As he's up in the air, double goozled x POC
1249
01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:39.519
hits him with the belt and then Albert hits the
1250
01:00:39.599 --> 01:00:41.800
Baldo bomb to pick up the win x.
1251
01:00:41.880 --> 01:00:45.760
Poc like has to line up behind Albert to leap
1252
01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:48.119
up behind him and hit to Jerry in the head
1253
01:00:48.239 --> 01:00:52.840
with the cruiseweight title like completely unnecessary. The Baldo bomb
1254
01:00:52.960 --> 01:00:55.360
could have just beat to Jerry, but no, bring this
1255
01:00:55.559 --> 01:00:56.960
motherfucker with the title two.
1256
01:00:58.280 --> 01:01:01.159
Very cool finish here at.
1257
01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:02.119
Yeah, I love that shit. That was sick.
1258
01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:03.840
Yeah, this whole deal here.
1259
01:01:03.880 --> 01:01:06.159
I like this match a lot, really good match. I
1260
01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:08.880
think everyone looked fucking super good coming out of this.
1261
01:01:09.840 --> 01:01:12.159
As we mentioned, you know, eventually we get the title
1262
01:01:12.280 --> 01:01:14.599
unification between I believe it's textbutkins Jerry.
1263
01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:18.280
Yeah, I think that's right. We go backstage. William Rigo
1264
01:01:18.360 --> 01:01:20.320
is in his office and Perry Saturn is here looking
1265
01:01:20.360 --> 01:01:21.079
for MOPy.
1266
01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:24.960
MOPy mo By. He's look, dude, he's looking in the
1267
01:01:25.199 --> 01:01:27.239
regal piss cup. He's looking through all this shit, and
1268
01:01:27.480 --> 01:01:31.280
uh Rego's like, what are you doing. I can assure
1269
01:01:31.320 --> 01:01:34.039
you MOPy is not here. I suggest you go find Terry.
1270
01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:35.920
I'm sure she has a better idea what your Moppy
1271
01:01:35.960 --> 01:01:38.320
is than I do. And Perry looks at him and says,
1272
01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:44.159
you're welcome. He leaves right, Well, like, why wouldn't you
1273
01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:47.599
ask Terry? Right? Regal should have got up with brass
1274
01:01:47.719 --> 01:01:52.519
nuts and punched them in the back of the head. Yeah,
1275
01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:53.760
have done that.
1276
01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:57.320
He probably hasn't work ticket don He was jotting down
1277
01:01:57.400 --> 01:01:58.039
some information.
1278
01:01:58.360 --> 01:02:00.599
I don't think anybody would have second thought that para
1279
01:02:00.719 --> 01:02:02.920
and laid out on the floor in the commissioner's office room.
1280
01:02:02.960 --> 01:02:05.599
They were like, oh, yeah, that's fucking that pans out.
1281
01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:06.199
That makes sense.
1282
01:02:06.760 --> 01:02:07.880
He should have drank the pea.
1283
01:02:10.199 --> 01:02:16.800
He just still has pissing there from like forever ago. Well,
1284
01:02:16.840 --> 01:02:18.760
the two of the top guys in w CW Seanahair
1285
01:02:18.760 --> 01:02:20.559
and Chuck Blumbo are here if we haven't got enough
1286
01:02:20.559 --> 01:02:22.639
of them? And Regal says, the fuck do you two want?
1287
01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:26.039
And Chuck Plumbo says, hey, slow your role, bro, we
1288
01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:28.920
want to be leaders. We want to match tonight, and
1289
01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:30.800
Shawan Harris says, we're here to lead by example. We'll
1290
01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:32.719
take on any w F tag team you have tonight.
1291
01:02:33.039 --> 01:02:35.360
Riles has any team all right? Well, the Hardys are
1292
01:02:35.400 --> 01:02:39.480
booked and APA already worked and share our tag divisions.
1293
01:02:39.480 --> 01:02:40.960
Pretty light boys. I don't know. I gotta figure this
1294
01:02:41.039 --> 01:02:43.519
out here. Uh, you're gonna put the tag titles on
1295
01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:45.760
the line though, And they say, definitely, we're gonna do that,
1296
01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:48.119
and Regels says, all right, I'll get the fuck out
1297
01:02:48.159 --> 01:02:49.880
of my office before I load these brass dogs up.
1298
01:02:49.880 --> 01:02:51.480
You see Perry Sidner on the floor, that's you next.
1299
01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:53.920
So now it's time for the Booker t and Shane
1300
01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:54.960
mcmahontown Hall.
1301
01:02:55.719 --> 01:02:58.599
Michael Cole says that Booker is jealous of the Rock,
1302
01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:02.119
jealous of his popular already is Hollywood success and standing
1303
01:03:02.199 --> 01:03:04.039
up is one of the greatest sports entertainers in the
1304
01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:07.639
business has seen. God damn all right, man, just back
1305
01:03:07.719 --> 01:03:10.039
off of it just a little, Like if you smell,
1306
01:03:12.199 --> 01:03:15.360
if you dude, if you haven't seen it, you all
1307
01:03:15.440 --> 01:03:17.880
need to go see the Rocks first entrance with the
1308
01:03:17.920 --> 01:03:19.679
Hollywood theme where it was the first version of it.
1309
01:03:19.719 --> 01:03:23.519
I think it's no way out. It is so goddamn funny.
1310
01:03:24.119 --> 01:03:29.239
If you smell, If you smell, look at their tongue,
1311
01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:31.920
Look at their tongue if they smell.
1312
01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:37.679
Like he doesn't even know when to come out. What
1313
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:38.440
do I do here?
1314
01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:41.159
I love that? Yeah, Wow, that shit. Ha'd be dying
1315
01:03:41.280 --> 01:03:41.559
if you.
1316
01:03:41.599 --> 01:03:44.519
Should have kept that dude, it's so obnoxious, man, Like,
1317
01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:48.800
I get the Rock, but it is so fucking obnoxious, dude.
1318
01:03:48.920 --> 01:03:51.639
Like, dude, it's so funny, how like Hollywood Rock and
1319
01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:57.880
Heal Steve Austin are like both great. Like, yeah, that's
1320
01:03:57.960 --> 01:04:00.239
cool that they were able to transition to that very well.
1321
01:04:01.440 --> 01:04:04.079
So, uh, Shane and Booker out here, And Shane says Booker,
1322
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:06.559
look at this crowd filled to the rafters with self important,
1323
01:04:07.079 --> 01:04:11.360
sanct deemonious Hollywood phonies. I mean again, I swore this
1324
01:04:11.480 --> 01:04:12.599
was going to be like a face to face with
1325
01:04:12.719 --> 01:04:15.119
Arnold or something, or Booker T should have went face
1326
01:04:15.119 --> 01:04:19.039
to face with the former. W's be watching David Arquetta
1327
01:04:22.480 --> 01:04:23.880
and he says, I can tell by looking in the
1328
01:04:23.920 --> 01:04:25.880
eyes of all of you that none of you have
1329
01:04:25.920 --> 01:04:27.960
been a fight in your life. And I'm out here
1330
01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:29.719
to remind you. In the street fight last week, it's
1331
01:04:29.719 --> 01:04:31.719
not important who walks away with their hand raised in victory,
1332
01:04:31.960 --> 01:04:34.760
but who walks away period, And last Monday it was
1333
01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:36.679
Shane o'mck and Booker T who walked away from that
1334
01:04:36.760 --> 01:04:39.239
street fight at the expense of the so called great one,
1335
01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:42.599
the Rock. And then he calls for them to show
1336
01:04:42.639 --> 01:04:44.079
it on the tron and he says, roll the footage,
1337
01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:47.719
and they Shane narrates his footage here, and they showed
1338
01:04:47.719 --> 01:04:49.440
the Rock going for the rock bottom and Shane grabs
1339
01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:51.519
his leg and Shane says, I have the Rock right here.
1340
01:04:51.559 --> 01:04:54.000
I'm about to snap his ankle in two, but then
1341
01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:56.760
Booker T wanted to save the Rock's ankle and boomed
1342
01:04:56.800 --> 01:05:00.320
de gaundation. Booker says, I would say the the sucker
1343
01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:02.400
is the man who got his ass kick last Monday.
1344
01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:04.559
And I'd say the suck is the man who is
1345
01:05:04.760 --> 01:05:08.639
not the five time WCB champion and the man who's
1346
01:05:08.679 --> 01:05:12.119
scared and jealous of Booker T. Rock. I would say,
1347
01:05:12.159 --> 01:05:15.320
you're the sucker, Sucker, and then he says, you know, Rock,
1348
01:05:15.360 --> 01:05:19.079
you feel only different. You accept my challenge SummerSlam, and uh,
1349
01:05:19.239 --> 01:05:21.519
you know the I'll give you everything you got coming
1350
01:05:21.559 --> 01:05:24.519
to you. The first thing would be then he does
1351
01:05:24.719 --> 01:05:27.280
the scissors kick in the ring like just does it
1352
01:05:28.239 --> 01:05:32.000
and says the scissors kick, and he says the second
1353
01:05:32.000 --> 01:05:34.880
thing is gonna be the spinner rooney, So he hands
1354
01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:37.039
the mic to Shane, does the spinner rooney and then
1355
01:05:37.079 --> 01:05:40.440
Shane is right there to give them mic back. One two, three.
1356
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:42.599
Now can you dig that sucker?
1357
01:05:44.960 --> 01:05:51.440
If you're some mallo, the rock dunh is cooking WWF
1358
01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:54.519
test like pop here, dude, I mean massive. This is
1359
01:05:54.559 --> 01:05:57.000
the most over guy by a mile.
1360
01:05:57.639 --> 01:06:00.239
He says, well, congratulations, because you're gonna go one on
1361
01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:04.480
one with the great One at SummerSlam. And Arnold's fucking
1362
01:06:04.519 --> 01:06:06.880
fired up for this. He's clapping in the crowd. He's
1363
01:06:07.280 --> 01:06:10.039
he loves the Rock, and Rock says, before you face
1364
01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:14.320
the Rock at SummerSlam, he has one question. What in
1365
01:06:14.480 --> 01:06:17.800
the blue hell is a spinner Rooney? Who came up
1366
01:06:17.840 --> 01:06:26.519
with the spinner Rooney? Fisher Price, Rock says, just so
1367
01:06:26.639 --> 01:06:29.800
the Rock understands, the rocks thinking is clear. The Rock
1368
01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:34.400
has got the sharp shooter, the rock bottom and the
1369
01:06:34.559 --> 01:06:40.159
people's elbow, and you've got the spinner Rooney, the dipsy
1370
01:06:40.320 --> 01:06:42.920
Doodle and the suffering suck attash.
1371
01:06:43.199 --> 01:06:44.280
If you're some mad.
1372
01:06:47.800 --> 01:06:49.960
So, the Rock says, you see Booker t You can
1373
01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:51.960
get involved in the Rock street fight on Monday. You
1374
01:06:52.000 --> 01:06:54.760
can challenge the Rock on the Rock shows smack down.
1375
01:06:55.079 --> 01:06:57.440
You don't have a show. You can come all the
1376
01:06:57.480 --> 01:06:59.320
way out here to Hollywood to get your hair done
1377
01:06:59.320 --> 01:07:02.880
by Whoopi Gold and Michael Cole laughs so close to
1378
01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:05.119
the mic and says get it, and Test says, yeah,
1379
01:07:05.119 --> 01:07:06.760
I fucking get it here. Jesus Christ.
1380
01:07:07.119 --> 01:07:08.199
She was in the Muppet movie.
1381
01:07:09.599 --> 01:07:16.360
So is the Rock. No, so was Hogan. But Booker
1382
01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:19.039
t All jokes aside, there's nothing and the Rock means
1383
01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:21.840
nothing that's gonna stop the Rock from giving the five
1384
01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:24.480
time w C champion a five star ass whipping all
1385
01:07:24.519 --> 01:07:28.119
over Sommer Slam. But we have one problem. The Rock's
1386
01:07:28.159 --> 01:07:32.400
interest is not at Summer Slam. The Rock's interest is tonight.
1387
01:07:33.119 --> 01:07:36.639
And Booker says, shit, we could fucking do this right now.
1388
01:07:37.079 --> 01:07:41.039
You face shaneo back and Booker t in a handicap match,
1389
01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:43.639
and Rock says, I allow the Rock to think for
1390
01:07:43.719 --> 01:07:46.199
one second, and that immediately drops the mic and starts
1391
01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:49.119
walking down the ramp. Oh fuck, oh shit, yeah, I
1392
01:07:49.239 --> 01:07:52.440
get fired off. That was sick as fuck. So Rock's
1393
01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:54.519
like circle in the ring. He backs up to the
1394
01:07:54.599 --> 01:07:57.000
nouncetable area, He grabs a chair and he slides in,
1395
01:07:57.119 --> 01:08:00.000
but they jump him. They get his ass immediately.
1396
01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:03.800
Dide I love when like Face tries to hit the ring,
1397
01:08:04.440 --> 01:08:07.440
immediately gets stomped out and then fights back towards the end.
1398
01:08:07.519 --> 01:08:08.280
It works every time.
1399
01:08:08.719 --> 01:08:11.559
Yeah, it's the best, and the Rock might be the
1400
01:08:11.679 --> 01:08:12.280
best at it.
1401
01:08:13.000 --> 01:08:15.679
Yeah. When he's getting stomped out, he really he's really selling.
1402
01:08:16.159 --> 01:08:18.159
And when he's coming up it's flying.
1403
01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:21.119
Yeah, for sure. His punches are awesome for these.
1404
01:08:21.560 --> 01:08:23.680
So yeah, Shane stomps him out, gets them in there too.
1405
01:08:23.720 --> 01:08:26.439
Booker hits them of the spinkick. Booker slaps the shit
1406
01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:28.720
out of him. He's ground and pounded him. UFC's coming,
1407
01:08:28.760 --> 01:08:30.920
so you know, Daniel peters around the court. I gotta
1408
01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:33.760
get that shit. Sorry to here. Shane picks up the
1409
01:08:33.840 --> 01:08:35.640
Rock and Booker has the chair. He's loading him up.
1410
01:08:36.159 --> 01:08:38.960
Rock elbows out. He starts firing off shots on Booker,
1411
01:08:39.039 --> 01:08:42.520
spinebuster on the chair. Shane glombs Rock from behind, and
1412
01:08:42.960 --> 01:08:45.600
Rock gets up starts fucking him up to knocks him
1413
01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:48.199
over the top to the floor. But that's not it.
1414
01:08:48.319 --> 01:08:51.119
The Rock goes outside, takes off the announced table cover
1415
01:08:51.199 --> 01:08:54.600
and Shane's trying to escape through the barricade. Rock chases him,
1416
01:08:54.680 --> 01:08:58.039
throws him back to ringside and dude, this is like,
1417
01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:01.600
I gotta give it to Shane Man and the Rock too.
1418
01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:04.600
I mean, really, anybody did this these announced tables, especially
1419
01:09:04.640 --> 01:09:08.000
back in this era, did not look fun to be near,
1420
01:09:08.359 --> 01:09:12.439
Like they there's nothing under these things. They're just falling
1421
01:09:12.560 --> 01:09:15.680
straight to the floor pretty much. Yeah, that's right, and
1422
01:09:15.840 --> 01:09:18.399
that's what happens here. The rock rock Bottom Shane through
1423
01:09:18.399 --> 01:09:20.600
the announced table kills them.
1424
01:09:20.880 --> 01:09:26.119
If you're some man, team Bringen says, let the bodies
1425
01:09:26.159 --> 01:09:26.800
hit the floor.
1426
01:09:27.279 --> 01:09:29.239
Oh dude, let the bodies hit the floor. Thing they
1427
01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:31.960
hit like six times on this show Man, good lord.
1428
01:09:32.079 --> 01:09:34.439
When the rock hits the spinebuster on Booker here, his
1429
01:09:34.560 --> 01:09:36.479
head hits right off the back of the fucking chair
1430
01:09:36.520 --> 01:09:36.880
in the ring.
1431
01:09:37.039 --> 01:09:40.359
It's rough, dude. Yeah, I mean same with the rock
1432
01:09:40.399 --> 01:09:43.079
Bottom through the table. Like you can see, they have
1433
01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:46.319
to stand directly on the edge of this thing to
1434
01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:48.439
not have it crumble under their feet.
1435
01:09:49.000 --> 01:09:51.399
Yeah. I mean I've seen a few times, i think
1436
01:09:51.439 --> 01:09:53.199
where the rock goes up for the rock Bottom and
1437
01:09:53.279 --> 01:09:54.520
it just flapses.
1438
01:09:54.319 --> 01:09:58.680
Just goes twelve to six. Yeah, like it just falls down.
1439
01:09:59.079 --> 01:10:03.520
That sucks. So yeah, brutal rock Bottom here through the table.
1440
01:10:03.680 --> 01:10:06.960
To continue the rock Booker t thing, which is I
1441
01:10:07.079 --> 01:10:09.520
mean cool. I mean, like again, like this era of
1442
01:10:10.359 --> 01:10:12.520
Booker at the beginning of the invasion, where they still
1443
01:10:12.600 --> 01:10:14.720
treated him as a top guy. Threat is very cool obviously,
1444
01:10:14.760 --> 01:10:16.680
He you know, kind of goes mid card after that
1445
01:10:16.760 --> 01:10:19.399
and then comes back up, but you know, always a
1446
01:10:19.479 --> 01:10:20.479
key player in my mind.
1447
01:10:24.520 --> 01:10:27.279
We go backstage. Perry Saturn is looking for MOPy in
1448
01:10:27.319 --> 01:10:27.880
the trash.
1449
01:10:28.960 --> 01:10:31.319
This is the most fucked up looking dumpster I've ever seen.
1450
01:10:31.399 --> 01:10:31.760
What is this?
1451
01:10:32.399 --> 01:10:33.920
Yeah, it really is. I mean there's a bunch of
1452
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:35.600
random shit in here. I mean this thing was filled
1453
01:10:35.680 --> 01:10:37.359
up probably hours and hours and hours.
1454
01:10:37.159 --> 01:10:40.039
Ago, just piled up the hell And Terry Renalds walks
1455
01:10:40.079 --> 01:10:42.760
up and says, hey, Perry. And Perry says, you see
1456
01:10:42.800 --> 01:10:45.920
my Moppy? And Terry says, yeah, I stole it, dumb ass,
1457
01:10:47.199 --> 01:10:52.640
Like what happened? He says, you're talking about the same rotten,
1458
01:10:52.720 --> 01:10:55.399
stinky mop you chose over me. You lost the mop
1459
01:10:55.439 --> 01:10:57.039
the same way you lost me. And by the way,
1460
01:10:57.760 --> 01:11:00.760
you're welcome. That's fucked up, fucked up to do my
1461
01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:04.439
man here? He just like, how inconsiderate is Terry. He's
1462
01:11:04.479 --> 01:11:05.520
just going through some things.
1463
01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:07.880
I mean, Perry immediately forgets that she was even here
1464
01:11:07.920 --> 01:11:09.119
and just starts looking for the mop again.
1465
01:11:09.199 --> 01:11:11.199
I'm surprised he even remembered that MAPI was gone.
1466
01:11:12.920 --> 01:11:16.079
We have Chuck Palumbo and shaan O'Hair versus mystery opponents
1467
01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:19.600
w c W Tag Team Title Match. Chuck Plumbo and
1468
01:11:19.640 --> 01:11:21.880
shaan o Hair come out here. They have the EA
1469
01:11:22.079 --> 01:11:22.920
big theme song.
1470
01:11:23.239 --> 01:11:25.720
This song. I actually did like this song, Dan.
1471
01:11:32.600 --> 01:11:34.520
It sounds like a song from like a two thousand
1472
01:11:34.520 --> 01:11:36.359
and three sports game, like you would be doing mad
1473
01:11:36.520 --> 01:11:41.680
and like tryouts or whatever it was. It wasn't tryouts,
1474
01:11:41.720 --> 01:11:45.119
it was like practice. It would be like squad Ship.
1475
01:11:45.159 --> 01:11:46.800
You would do the mini games and you'd be listening
1476
01:11:46.840 --> 01:11:48.239
to the theme song. That sounds like it could be
1477
01:11:48.359 --> 01:11:48.800
in the game.
1478
01:11:48.960 --> 01:11:51.199
Really, dude, you're right, dude, And I mean I think
1479
01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:52.760
we talked about it as before, but Shanaha and Chuck
1480
01:11:52.760 --> 01:11:55.960
Palumbo both also look like like you know teen movie
1481
01:11:56.000 --> 01:12:00.079
two thousand and one, the bad guys, Yeah really, or
1482
01:12:00.119 --> 01:12:01.920
they'd be fighting against the Power Rangers or something.
1483
01:12:02.560 --> 01:12:07.439
Yeah, they would like really be bullying DJ Falls for sure, it.
1484
01:12:07.520 --> 01:12:09.520
Would be beating the shit out. He would have get
1485
01:12:09.600 --> 01:12:10.800
up on them in the end, like he'd pour like
1486
01:12:10.960 --> 01:12:12.920
punch on their heads at the party, but like they'd
1487
01:12:12.960 --> 01:12:14.279
be fuck with them for a long time.
1488
01:12:14.640 --> 01:12:16.680
Yeah, right, or like they would become friends by the
1489
01:12:16.800 --> 01:12:17.520
end or something or.
1490
01:12:17.640 --> 01:12:18.720
Oh sure that's true.
1491
01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:21.760
Yeah, some deal like that. So the Pirro goes off
1492
01:12:21.800 --> 01:12:25.680
here for this match, and the opponents are Kine, Undertaker,
1493
01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:26.239
and Sarah.
1494
01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:27.960
I was trying to figure out for a second. I
1495
01:12:28.039 --> 01:12:29.840
was like, Okay, this could be like a haha match,
1496
01:12:29.920 --> 01:12:32.039
right they send out somebody just for these dudes to
1497
01:12:32.079 --> 01:12:34.159
beat up, And I was like, DDP and Canyon just
1498
01:12:34.199 --> 01:12:37.159
won the belts. This is probably a title change. Uh oh.
1499
01:12:37.840 --> 01:12:39.720
And then just as I figured it out, Kane and
1500
01:12:39.800 --> 01:12:42.199
fucking Taker come out. Uh and I mean Shaana Haroon,
1501
01:12:42.239 --> 01:12:44.920
chucklomoself is great like SHAWNA. Harris immediately trying to get
1502
01:12:44.960 --> 01:12:47.039
the belts back from the referees because he doesn't want
1503
01:12:47.079 --> 01:12:47.680
to do the match.
1504
01:12:47.800 --> 01:12:50.159
He saw Fred Durst on the tron, got scared, keep
1505
01:12:50.720 --> 01:12:52.039
rolling and rolling rolling.
1506
01:12:52.640 --> 01:12:53.199
This is sick.
1507
01:12:53.279 --> 01:12:54.239
I love this entrance.
1508
01:12:54.520 --> 01:12:56.399
Kane should have came out, as I mentioned before, on
1509
01:12:56.479 --> 01:12:57.960
the back of the bike, dude.
1510
01:12:57.800 --> 01:12:59.840
Full mask Kane with the transparent tank.
1511
01:13:01.079 --> 01:13:03.439
His mask was also exceptionally red.
1512
01:13:04.079 --> 01:13:06.239
Yeah it was full mask. I don't know, maybe I'm
1513
01:13:06.279 --> 01:13:09.520
just not used to seeing that too often, but uh yeah, interesting.
1514
01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:12.279
Look here for the Big Man He's fucking huge. He
1515
01:13:12.479 --> 01:13:13.199
is massive.
1516
01:13:13.319 --> 01:13:17.000
It's unreal Takers here to uh he's here to be
1517
01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:19.359
here with Sarah, his wife. And if these guys do
1518
01:13:19.520 --> 01:13:22.640
anything out of line, especially if it comes to hitting
1519
01:13:22.720 --> 01:13:24.520
me in the head with a chair, they will be
1520
01:13:24.640 --> 01:13:31.560
hearing about it my wife. We need the Sarah Taker
1521
01:13:31.640 --> 01:13:33.239
podcast instead.
1522
01:13:33.960 --> 01:13:40.279
Yeah, let me hear that, hosted by Chuck Balumba, his wife.
1523
01:13:42.000 --> 01:13:45.680
Caine and Chuck Plombo start off and Kine somehow makes
1524
01:13:45.760 --> 01:13:48.720
this dude look small. I mean, Chuck Palumbo is huge.
1525
01:13:48.840 --> 01:13:52.520
I mean two thousand and one. Kine is a fucking monster.
1526
01:13:52.760 --> 01:13:55.680
He must have been eaten goddamn five thousand calories a day,
1527
01:13:55.880 --> 01:14:01.000
like unreal, man, he was massive. So Chuck Palumbo and
1528
01:14:01.000 --> 01:14:03.800
shot out hair hit a combo here on Kane, ending
1529
01:14:03.840 --> 01:14:06.159
with a big line from Palombo to take down Kane.
1530
01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:09.000
I always thought it was funny that the WCW guys
1531
01:14:09.000 --> 01:14:11.680
are always working up to the WWF guys no matter.
1532
01:14:11.520 --> 01:14:16.760
What, every time, dude, every single time, Like I get it,
1533
01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:21.239
But like damn, there wasn't a hint of anybody ever
1534
01:14:21.319 --> 01:14:24.000
saying maybe we should like try to make this feel
1535
01:14:24.000 --> 01:14:25.680
a little equal, Like I know, we don't have fucking
1536
01:14:25.720 --> 01:14:27.760
Sting and Goldberg. But maybe we can pretend for a
1537
01:14:27.800 --> 01:14:28.800
secondly like that.
1538
01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:30.800
That was probably what they were thinking, right, Like well,
1539
01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:34.039
I mean if Scott Seiner was here or right, Scott
1540
01:14:34.079 --> 01:14:37.640
Hall or something short thing, but like not these guys
1541
01:14:37.680 --> 01:14:39.039
Mike Sanders boys, I don't know.
1542
01:14:39.600 --> 01:14:43.000
Yeah, which there is an argument for both, right, Like
1543
01:14:43.439 --> 01:14:45.800
you know, I know Sean O'Hare and Chuck Palumbo are
1544
01:14:45.800 --> 01:14:48.079
not Canaan Undertaker, but god damn man.
1545
01:14:48.600 --> 01:14:50.600
Yeah, right, I guess you know, if you looked at
1546
01:14:50.680 --> 01:14:52.680
it with a little bit of you know, objectivity, I
1547
01:14:52.720 --> 01:14:54.880
guess you know, like came, it's huge, etcetera, etcetera.
1548
01:14:54.920 --> 01:14:57.199
But Taker is the fucking Undertaker of course.
1549
01:14:57.159 --> 01:15:01.279
Right yeah. And Sarah Taker, it's just why she's he
1550
01:15:01.319 --> 01:15:03.159
here dressed out like Jimmie Hayter.
1551
01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:09.680
There's two signs in the crowd that two guys are holding.
1552
01:15:09.720 --> 01:15:11.560
One says I could have made a better sign, and
1553
01:15:11.680 --> 01:15:13.600
his boys sign says but then I got.
1554
01:15:13.560 --> 01:15:18.479
High A classic read this. So Taker comes in. He
1555
01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:21.079
hit some sort of supplex on shin o hair here.
1556
01:15:21.239 --> 01:15:24.119
What the fuck was that? Like I wrote, hits a
1557
01:15:24.319 --> 01:15:26.319
spinebuster's back suplex? What?
1558
01:15:27.920 --> 01:15:30.640
Yeah, it just does some sort of deal here gets
1559
01:15:30.720 --> 01:15:33.880
him up and he just goes for it. Taker goes up.
1560
01:15:33.920 --> 01:15:38.800
He hits old school. Don't exactly understand why, I never
1561
01:15:38.880 --> 01:15:40.000
really do you.
1562
01:15:40.520 --> 01:15:42.359
You've talked about it a few times, and I really,
1563
01:15:42.479 --> 01:15:43.760
I guess I've just never thought of it.
1564
01:15:44.279 --> 01:15:46.960
Like there's probably some answer here. I just don't know
1565
01:15:47.000 --> 01:15:47.359
what it is.
1566
01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:48.439
His dad did it?
1567
01:15:49.159 --> 01:15:52.920
Just something? Yeah, right, obscure. I'm sure there's mom did it? Yeah,
1568
01:15:53.239 --> 01:15:55.399
oh hair lines take her over, but take her lands
1569
01:15:55.439 --> 01:15:57.039
on his feet and pulls her hair out to kick
1570
01:15:57.119 --> 01:16:00.399
his ass. Plumbo jumps off the apron and takes down Taker,
1571
01:16:00.479 --> 01:16:03.560
but Kane cleans up. O'Hare uses a chair when the
1572
01:16:03.640 --> 01:16:06.920
ref's back is turned, and then Taker hits a DDT
1573
01:16:07.079 --> 01:16:07.920
for the double down.
1574
01:16:08.760 --> 01:16:12.000
Sean O'Hare hits Taker in the head as nicely as
1575
01:16:12.039 --> 01:16:13.680
you can hit somebody in the head with the chair
1576
01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:16.159
if they're not putting their hands up, like this was
1577
01:16:16.239 --> 01:16:22.079
a please, I'm on your team, Please, we're cool. Headshot
1578
01:16:22.359 --> 01:16:25.039
like he tried his hardest there, and I you know,
1579
01:16:25.560 --> 01:16:26.520
it was very nice of them.
1580
01:16:26.760 --> 01:16:29.439
Kane hot tags in. He hits a cane line Clean's house.
1581
01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:33.319
Kane double goozles the champs, but they reversed into a
1582
01:16:33.359 --> 01:16:37.199
double supplex, but Taker comes in, stops the double sue plex,
1583
01:16:37.279 --> 01:16:40.600
helps Cane down and they hit stereo choke slams on
1584
01:16:40.800 --> 01:16:43.680
the champs for the three count. Kine and Undertaker are
1585
01:16:43.760 --> 01:16:45.760
the new WCW Tag Champions.
1586
01:16:45.920 --> 01:16:48.079
There was not even a chance, like even a slight
1587
01:16:48.199 --> 01:16:50.319
hint of Shan o'haon and Trplumba winning this match, like
1588
01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:53.000
not even like they hit some bullshit on Caine, like
1589
01:16:53.079 --> 01:16:55.000
them with the title and get a pin. No falsees
1590
01:16:55.039 --> 01:16:58.720
for these fucking guys. Fuck WCW caanaan Taker on top.
1591
01:16:58.880 --> 01:17:01.520
Welcome to the fed bitch, Welcome to the big leagues.
1592
01:17:01.600 --> 01:17:01.960
Boys.
1593
01:17:02.840 --> 01:17:13.560
I'll put you in the tree. That's my husband, Undertaker boom.
1594
01:17:18.279 --> 01:17:20.159
Fred Durst actually wanted to be a song for Kane,
1595
01:17:20.199 --> 01:17:22.760
but it just ended up a little hand me down.
1596
01:17:26.359 --> 01:17:30.039
R C Cola w W Free Wine. Stephanie McMahon gets
1597
01:17:30.079 --> 01:17:32.319
pied on raw and also there's a guy in a
1598
01:17:32.359 --> 01:17:33.279
gorilla suit in the ring.
1599
01:17:33.760 --> 01:17:35.560
I didn't they didn't explain any of this.
1600
01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:38.520
They didn't even they didn't even mention it. Like it
1601
01:17:38.600 --> 01:17:40.640
shows Chris Jerkers standing here with a guy in a
1602
01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:44.359
gorilla suit and then he pies Stephanie McMahon and that's it.
1603
01:17:44.760 --> 01:17:45.800
Thank you, Arci Cola.
1604
01:17:47.079 --> 01:17:50.920
Arcie Colin thought the Monkey and the Pie was awesome. Yeah, okay, cool?
1605
01:17:51.239 --> 01:17:52.000
What the fuck?
1606
01:17:52.479 --> 01:17:54.079
Jerker says the Alliance might not have the rock, but
1607
01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:55.680
you can have the pie, and he hits over with
1608
01:17:55.720 --> 01:17:57.720
the pie anyway, drink Arci Cola.
1609
01:17:58.119 --> 01:18:00.640
Good? What the absolute fun just happened?
1610
01:18:00.960 --> 01:18:03.399
And there's a follow up segment where they also don't
1611
01:18:03.439 --> 01:18:03.880
explain it.
1612
01:18:04.279 --> 01:18:07.199
Yeah, we go backstage. Hugh Morris is here, Hugh Morris.
1613
01:18:07.640 --> 01:18:11.279
Hugh Morris gets fucking smacked down TV Time. Are you
1614
01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:14.760
out of your mind? They? This is such dude, This
1615
01:18:14.920 --> 01:18:17.640
is such a fucking WWF thing too. They couldn't just
1616
01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:20.479
do Chris Jericho versus Hu Morris. I need a fucking
1617
01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:24.159
Humoris Stephaniemanvan backstage segment to explain to me that Hugh
1618
01:18:24.279 --> 01:18:27.199
Morris is on Team WCW and he's gonna wrestle a
1619
01:18:27.239 --> 01:18:29.520
team WF. Guy, I get it.
1620
01:18:31.720 --> 01:18:33.760
What I don't get is whatever they just showed me.
1621
01:18:34.159 --> 01:18:41.399
Where was the monkey? Can we explain the monkey? I'd
1622
01:18:41.479 --> 01:18:44.199
rather TV Time for that than fucking Hugh Morris. It's
1623
01:18:44.199 --> 01:18:48.279
just still his name somehow. Yeah, fucking Stephanie's watching the
1624
01:18:48.359 --> 01:18:51.920
TV in the Stephanie McMahon room, and Hugh Morris walks
1625
01:18:51.960 --> 01:18:54.239
in because he's just allowed to walk into the Stephanie
1626
01:18:54.279 --> 01:18:56.760
McMahon room, I guess, and he says, hey, I didn't
1627
01:18:56.800 --> 01:18:58.840
like what Jericho did. I never liked that guy, and
1628
01:18:58.880 --> 01:19:01.680
I'm gonna make him paygahnight, And then seventy says, yeah,
1629
01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:04.199
jerk's going down tonight, and Hugh says, how do you
1630
01:19:04.239 --> 01:19:07.039
think he made those monkeys do that? And he leaves
1631
01:19:08.079 --> 01:19:11.359
do what dude? What did he do? They bought the pies,
1632
01:19:11.399 --> 01:19:15.039
the monkeys. Why do you explain to me this angle?
1633
01:19:15.279 --> 01:19:16.159
Explain the monkeys?
1634
01:19:19.000 --> 01:19:22.000
Well, SmackDown is brought to you by corn nuts, Corn
1635
01:19:22.079 --> 01:19:25.479
gone wrong, the surprisingly hardcore corn snacked.
1636
01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:33.600
Like damn okay man, Yeah, like yeah, watch corn jerk
1637
01:19:33.680 --> 01:19:34.359
off the corn.
1638
01:19:35.560 --> 01:19:39.960
Yeah, I mean that's an aggressively late nineties deal here,
1639
01:19:40.079 --> 01:19:43.000
I mean, good god. Yeah. Absolutely, So we have Chris
1640
01:19:43.119 --> 01:19:44.560
Jericho versus Hugh Morris.
1641
01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:47.279
Yes, you know what they're calling Chris Jericho at least
1642
01:19:47.279 --> 01:19:49.720
what Michael Cole says that he is what he's the
1643
01:19:49.960 --> 01:19:51.600
flamboyant vigilante.
1644
01:19:51.920 --> 01:19:54.359
Uh I thought he was a Jericho Hollock.
1645
01:19:54.720 --> 01:19:59.079
What the fuck? Like, yeah, what, Yeah, that'll catch on
1646
01:19:59.279 --> 01:19:59.960
pretty good. There.
1647
01:20:00.560 --> 01:20:04.720
There's a fucking great shot here of Jericho's tron as
1648
01:20:04.800 --> 01:20:07.119
it backs out to him on the ramp. It looked godly.
1649
01:20:07.760 --> 01:20:08.680
I love that good.
1650
01:20:09.239 --> 01:20:11.960
I reckon like the ovaltron set, Like I remember that
1651
01:20:12.199 --> 01:20:14.920
Jericho shot more than most entrances in that era.
1652
01:20:15.439 --> 01:20:16.680
Yeah, dude, it looked awesome.
1653
01:20:16.920 --> 01:20:17.439
Yeah sick.
1654
01:20:17.720 --> 01:20:19.880
Yeah, So I guess Jericho is gonna be working Hugh
1655
01:20:20.000 --> 01:20:24.199
Morris tonight. Fuck the rock won't work at Humorris.
1656
01:20:23.840 --> 01:20:24.479
You know what I mean?
1657
01:20:28.079 --> 01:20:33.039
Like that's like I get it right, like Slim Pickens
1658
01:20:33.199 --> 01:20:37.279
not everyone came over from w CW. But like no
1659
01:20:37.600 --> 01:20:38.439
land Storm's here.
1660
01:20:39.359 --> 01:20:41.840
Well, Hugh Morris hot starts on Chris Jericho here, but
1661
01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:44.520
Jericho hits him with a big line and then elbows
1662
01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:45.960
him right on the top of his head.
1663
01:20:46.359 --> 01:20:48.319
Dude, he blitzes them.
1664
01:20:49.039 --> 01:20:51.840
Bulldog here from Jericho. Jericho goes for the Lions Salt,
1665
01:20:52.199 --> 01:20:55.319
but Hugh Morris gets the legs up. Morris hits a
1666
01:20:55.399 --> 01:20:57.640
belly to belly here for a two. I was surprised
1667
01:20:57.680 --> 01:21:01.399
even got Jericho down, to be honest, Morris goes for
1668
01:21:01.479 --> 01:21:03.920
a power bomb, but Jericho rolls through into the walls
1669
01:21:03.960 --> 01:21:05.359
of Jericho and he taps out.
1670
01:21:05.760 --> 01:21:09.880
You suck. Jecko looks out and says, your company died.
1671
01:21:12.199 --> 01:21:13.520
He did a lion Tamer style.
1672
01:21:13.399 --> 01:21:16.159
Too, Yeah, he did it. Looked great. It shows a replay.
1673
01:21:16.319 --> 01:21:19.920
Jericho is now up by the ramp and uh we hear.
1674
01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:34.640
Of course for some reason, Rhino's TNA music, Gore's.
1675
01:21:28.680 --> 01:21:29.600
Billy gunn.
1676
01:21:33.840 --> 01:21:37.520
So Rhino's here at the ramp to meet Jericho. Of course,
1677
01:21:37.560 --> 01:21:41.359
he glombs Jericho. He sue plexes him on the ramp
1678
01:21:41.399 --> 01:21:44.319
and we get one of the biggest moments. To me
1679
01:21:44.840 --> 01:21:46.439
at least, I'm not sure how you feel about it,
1680
01:21:46.520 --> 01:21:51.159
but this is a big SmackDown like oval Era moment
1681
01:21:51.239 --> 01:21:51.439
to me.
1682
01:21:51.880 --> 01:21:53.680
Yeah, one hundred percent, dude. I mean this is a
1683
01:21:54.199 --> 01:21:57.560
you know, we talk about moments that are intro video
1684
01:21:57.720 --> 01:22:00.560
worthy and this like this is definitely one of them,
1685
01:22:00.640 --> 01:22:06.840
like crazy shot in retrospect. Pretty silly for what it
1686
01:22:07.000 --> 01:22:09.640
like why they did it, but cool as fuck.
1687
01:22:10.680 --> 01:22:14.520
Yeah. So, Rhino souplexes Jericho on the ramp, He backs up,
1688
01:22:14.680 --> 01:22:18.640
does his taunt, and then Rhino gores Jericho through the stage.
1689
01:22:19.439 --> 01:22:22.760
Dude right through the video wall, puts them right through
1690
01:22:22.760 --> 01:22:25.880
it craz like really cool visual. The wall fucking falls over,
1691
01:22:26.359 --> 01:22:28.720
like these dudes are laying in this pile of just
1692
01:22:29.000 --> 01:22:32.840
rubble dead. Commentary slipping out test is why to j
1693
01:22:33.000 --> 01:22:35.479
just got Gordon to the next millennium. Shut his mouth.
1694
01:22:36.640 --> 01:22:39.560
Jericho takes it great here too. This looks awesome, dude.
1695
01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:43.760
It flails his arms back like fully just sent into
1696
01:22:43.840 --> 01:22:47.159
the screen. Very cool, they replay. It looks sick as hell. Yeah, dude,
1697
01:22:47.199 --> 01:22:49.760
this is a I mean, this is a something I
1698
01:22:49.920 --> 01:22:52.359
vividly remember for some reason in my brain though I
1699
01:22:52.439 --> 01:22:55.720
remember it being like a lot bigger of a like
1700
01:22:56.439 --> 01:22:58.960
fall here than it was like going through just a screen.
1701
01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:02.479
Yeah, I thought it look cool though, No, it was
1702
01:23:02.560 --> 01:23:03.039
cool shit.
1703
01:23:03.159 --> 01:23:06.359
And another thing I don't remember about it was that
1704
01:23:06.479 --> 01:23:07.319
it didn't end the show.
1705
01:23:08.439 --> 01:23:10.399
Yeah right, it was just right here in the middle.
1706
01:23:11.279 --> 01:23:13.239
So not only does it I mean we'll talk about
1707
01:23:13.239 --> 01:23:14.880
it just jump ahead a little bit, but not only
1708
01:23:14.960 --> 01:23:17.359
does this not end the show, but they just put
1709
01:23:17.399 --> 01:23:17.920
it back up.
1710
01:23:18.159 --> 01:23:18.880
Yeah, well, you know.
1711
01:23:21.439 --> 01:23:25.640
What the fuck? I like, I thought, like, Okay, that's
1712
01:23:25.680 --> 01:23:27.319
gonna be like be broken for the rest of the night,
1713
01:23:27.359 --> 01:23:30.760
and then they'll you know, we get it. As we mentioned, earlier.
1714
01:23:30.960 --> 01:23:33.840
We get a whole new not only backdrop. We get
1715
01:23:33.840 --> 01:23:38.399
a whole new stage next week, which unnecessary. I mean,
1716
01:23:38.439 --> 01:23:39.920
I'm glad they did it because it's one of the
1717
01:23:40.000 --> 01:23:42.800
best ever, but didn't need to for this. They just
1718
01:23:43.119 --> 01:23:45.399
very easily put this screen back up. This didn't really
1719
01:23:45.479 --> 01:23:46.960
have any impact whatsoever.
1720
01:23:47.640 --> 01:23:50.079
We go backstage. Stephanie comes up to Rhino and says,
1721
01:23:50.119 --> 01:23:55.079
that was fucking awesome. Due was like all the time,
1722
01:23:55.159 --> 01:23:57.359
What the fuck? How did you guys die?
1723
01:23:58.039 --> 01:24:04.840
That's right, motherfucker. I want Jericho at summer slap fuck.
1724
01:24:04.920 --> 01:24:06.720
Yeah you do. You wrestle him every week if you
1725
01:24:06.760 --> 01:24:08.520
want to do that shit. That sounds kick ass. I'm
1726
01:24:08.560 --> 01:24:09.039
gonna watch that.
1727
01:24:09.239 --> 01:24:13.279
Yeah, dude, you're awesome. We go backstage. Perry Saturn in
1728
01:24:13.479 --> 01:24:15.880
ring gear is now talking to the police.
1729
01:24:17.560 --> 01:24:21.920
He's talking to the cops. He called the cops to
1730
01:24:22.000 --> 01:24:24.840
put out a missing person's report on MOPy, and the
1731
01:24:24.920 --> 01:24:26.760
cop is asking him, oh shit, like you got a
1732
01:24:26.800 --> 01:24:29.319
picture of this person, And Perry of course has a
1733
01:24:29.399 --> 01:24:31.800
picture of Moppy in his gear, which he pulls out
1734
01:24:31.800 --> 01:24:34.279
and shows of the cop, and the guy says, this
1735
01:24:34.399 --> 01:24:36.640
is a mop. You called us out here for a mop,
1736
01:24:37.560 --> 01:24:41.319
and Perry says, yes, Moppy c. Mcmoperson, and you guys
1737
01:24:41.399 --> 01:24:42.439
have to help me find her.
1738
01:24:43.159 --> 01:24:45.119
I never knew Moppy's full name.
1739
01:24:45.279 --> 01:24:47.960
Moppy c mcmopperson. They should have put that in the
1740
01:24:48.000 --> 01:24:48.800
game as well.
1741
01:24:49.000 --> 01:24:52.199
Why not, dude. By the way, this whole deal here
1742
01:24:52.399 --> 01:24:54.600
felt like a SpongeBob scene.
1743
01:24:54.880 --> 01:24:57.159
That is a fantastic way to put it. Yeah, I
1744
01:24:57.199 --> 01:24:59.279
mean it's it's actually pretty well done.
1745
01:24:59.359 --> 01:25:00.479
Yes, yeah, it's funny.
1746
01:25:00.920 --> 01:25:02.359
The second guy says, we'll give you a call when
1747
01:25:02.359 --> 01:25:04.319
we hear something, and Perry says thank you, thank you,
1748
01:25:04.439 --> 01:25:07.119
and second cop says, no, thank you, Perry. They walk away.
1749
01:25:07.600 --> 01:25:11.279
It pans up to Perry's face. You're welcome. I will
1750
01:25:11.359 --> 01:25:13.439
spoil here for those that might not know, because I
1751
01:25:13.439 --> 01:25:15.399
guess there's a chance that nobody has any goddamn clue
1752
01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:19.560
what MOPy is. This leads to Raven, who has not
1753
01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:23.840
only taken Perry Sadden's ex girlfriend or valet. I guess
1754
01:25:23.840 --> 01:25:26.800
I don't know what they actually were. Raven puts MOPy
1755
01:25:26.880 --> 01:25:27.680
through a wood chipper.
1756
01:25:28.279 --> 01:25:28.520
Ah.
1757
01:25:29.279 --> 01:25:31.079
Yeah, we haven't watched that though, so well, we'll get
1758
01:25:31.119 --> 01:25:34.159
there eventually. But that's where it goes. That's who Terry
1759
01:25:34.199 --> 01:25:38.960
stole Moppy and Raven kills MOPy and then goes Perry's
1760
01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:39.600
career as well.
1761
01:25:42.800 --> 01:25:45.960
So now it's time for the main event, Dudley Boys
1762
01:25:46.000 --> 01:25:49.399
and Steve Austin versus Hardy Boys and Kurt Angle elimination
1763
01:25:49.560 --> 01:25:50.279
tag team.
1764
01:25:50.159 --> 01:25:52.159
Match, big fucking match. Dude.
1765
01:25:53.119 --> 01:25:56.479
Yeah, Steve Austin has the disturbed theme here with the
1766
01:25:56.560 --> 01:25:59.640
red ring jacket. I love that fucking hard.
1767
01:26:00.119 --> 01:26:04.000
I mean this this guy is mean, dude. Like it's
1768
01:26:04.039 --> 01:26:06.119
even funnier because he's like kind of a chicken shit,
1769
01:26:06.199 --> 01:26:11.760
but this guy is like so fucking sick and I
1770
01:26:11.840 --> 01:26:15.319
love that, dude. Yeah, And this is where I'm like, yeah, wow,
1771
01:26:15.319 --> 01:26:16.960
they just put the video wall back up and there's
1772
01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:19.600
stuff playing on it, like they didn't really break anything
1773
01:26:19.640 --> 01:26:21.479
when Ronald Gordon's guy through this. That sucks.
1774
01:26:22.159 --> 01:26:24.760
It's a good fucking chance. Also, they just recorded it like.
1775
01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:30.000
Cold, oh, like out of Oh yeah that's true, that's true. Yeah.
1776
01:26:30.439 --> 01:26:32.479
Kirk comes out here, he's got the straps down.
1777
01:26:32.560 --> 01:26:36.520
He is fucking jacked, dude, jacked and over and he's
1778
01:26:36.560 --> 01:26:39.640
only been here for what maybe two years if that?
1779
01:26:40.560 --> 01:26:42.399
Yeah, right, he came in the same time as Taz.
1780
01:26:42.880 --> 01:26:45.680
Yeah, dude, Like fucking shit, he is a top guy
1781
01:26:45.760 --> 01:26:47.920
already like toe to toe at Austin, not even a
1782
01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:51.359
blink of that being something weird like he's super I mean,
1783
01:26:51.399 --> 01:26:53.199
what a what a run he already had here?
1784
01:26:53.520 --> 01:26:55.439
Yeah. Also Angle gets a lot of pyro.
1785
01:26:56.119 --> 01:26:58.760
Tons of pyro dude, Yeah, I mean cool this single.
1786
01:26:58.840 --> 01:27:01.479
It's not uh one that I really remember though, just
1787
01:27:01.560 --> 01:27:02.800
full like dark blue.
1788
01:27:03.720 --> 01:27:06.000
I actually do remember this one for some reason. Yeah,
1789
01:27:06.239 --> 01:27:09.800
default kind of deal. Oh sure, okay, So Kurt wants
1790
01:27:09.800 --> 01:27:12.920
Steve Austin of course to get in the ring, but
1791
01:27:13.039 --> 01:27:15.640
Steve Austin stands on the apron and smiles at Kurt.
1792
01:27:16.039 --> 01:27:16.680
Funny shot.
1793
01:27:17.119 --> 01:27:19.800
Yeah, Dude's Austin wants nothing to do with that. So
1794
01:27:20.079 --> 01:27:21.560
Kurt and Bubba will start of course.
1795
01:27:22.039 --> 01:27:24.399
Yeah, Kurt tags out to Matt, and then Bubba tags
1796
01:27:24.439 --> 01:27:26.520
in Steve Austin. I thought that was funny as shit.
1797
01:27:27.079 --> 01:27:30.000
Austin gives him no time to like fix that situation either.
1798
01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:32.560
Austin tags in and immediately runs into lock up with
1799
01:27:32.640 --> 01:27:36.159
Matt and puts Matt in a very long side headlock
1800
01:27:36.399 --> 01:27:39.279
where he stares at Kurt with the shittiest look on
1801
01:27:39.359 --> 01:27:40.600
his face. Yeah.
1802
01:27:40.640 --> 01:27:43.640
I love this little interaction here. So Matt tries to
1803
01:27:43.720 --> 01:27:46.439
go over to tag in Kurt, and then Steve Austin
1804
01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:50.039
kicks Kurt's hand. Kurt comes in, and then Steve drags
1805
01:27:50.119 --> 01:27:52.600
Matt to the corner and everyone comes in and they
1806
01:27:52.640 --> 01:27:53.680
start kicking his ass.
1807
01:27:54.199 --> 01:27:55.399
What Matt's ass?
1808
01:27:55.640 --> 01:27:55.880
Dude?
1809
01:27:55.960 --> 01:27:59.840
This is so fucking shitty. Man Like Austin and Dudley's
1810
01:27:59.840 --> 01:28:01.039
are a good little trio.
1811
01:28:01.680 --> 01:28:04.199
Yeah, I thought this was awesome already right off.
1812
01:28:04.319 --> 01:28:04.520
Rip.
1813
01:28:04.920 --> 01:28:08.760
Yeah, Devon tags in and Matt hits a neck breaker
1814
01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:11.279
and tags in Jeff. They hit poetry in motion for
1815
01:28:11.359 --> 01:28:14.640
a two very cool Bubba blind tags in and Devon
1816
01:28:14.760 --> 01:28:17.720
drops down and Bubba just destroys Jeff with a line.
1817
01:28:17.760 --> 01:28:17.920
Here.
1818
01:28:18.279 --> 01:28:19.479
They were snug in this main.
1819
01:28:20.279 --> 01:28:22.960
Well, I guess you know which is fucking one. Like
1820
01:28:23.039 --> 01:28:25.079
I mentioned about the APA, that shit always makes me
1821
01:28:25.279 --> 01:28:27.439
way more locked in on the match too. I mean,
1822
01:28:27.560 --> 01:28:29.800
Dudley's and Hardy's have been killing each other for two
1823
01:28:29.920 --> 01:28:32.319
years now as well, right, so I imagine they're pretty
1824
01:28:32.319 --> 01:28:34.760
familiar with we gotta throw here. Especially in the main.
1825
01:28:35.520 --> 01:28:38.640
Bubba and Devon then double flapjack Jeff and they almost
1826
01:28:38.680 --> 01:28:39.600
lose him in the lights.
1827
01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:43.119
I swear, dude, I swear we've seen this happen before,
1828
01:28:43.880 --> 01:28:45.359
and I swear we talked about it was like, oh,
1829
01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:46.920
I thought they were going for a back body drop
1830
01:28:47.000 --> 01:28:49.840
and they turned into a flapjack and Jeff like almost died.
1831
01:28:50.159 --> 01:28:51.600
This might be a Jeff Hardy spot.
1832
01:28:52.239 --> 01:28:54.840
Yeah, I definitely think it is, cause like it's.
1833
01:28:54.720 --> 01:28:57.560
Scary as shit, man, Like, it looks like he's coming,
1834
01:28:57.640 --> 01:28:59.600
he's flipping for the back body and he comes down
1835
01:28:59.720 --> 01:29:02.640
crazy on his shoulder like, And it wouldn't put it
1836
01:29:02.680 --> 01:29:03.960
past me that that was on purpose.
1837
01:29:04.279 --> 01:29:06.359
Jeff hits the whisper in the wind for a double down.
1838
01:29:06.720 --> 01:29:08.880
Kurt comes in, he cleans house with a huge line
1839
01:29:08.920 --> 01:29:12.319
on Bubba and a belly to belly on Devon. It's funny.
1840
01:29:12.319 --> 01:29:14.319
The line he hit on Bubba here reminded me of
1841
01:29:14.880 --> 01:29:16.439
how Trevor Lee would do his line.
1842
01:29:17.039 --> 01:29:19.960
Dude, okay, that's so funny you say that the fucking
1843
01:29:20.199 --> 01:29:22.880
I mean Austin and the Dudley's here reminded me of
1844
01:29:23.000 --> 01:29:24.079
Priest and Drevor a lot.
1845
01:29:24.720 --> 01:29:29.279
Yeah, it's great. The Hardys do house shows. This leaves
1846
01:29:29.399 --> 01:29:32.800
Kurt and Devon in the ring. Devon goes for saving Grace,
1847
01:29:33.279 --> 01:29:36.079
Kurt flips out and picks his leg locks in the
1848
01:29:36.079 --> 01:29:38.640
ankle lock, and Devon taps out, being the first one
1849
01:29:38.680 --> 01:29:39.720
eliminated in this match.
1850
01:29:40.119 --> 01:29:43.279
I love that. I thought the counter looked awesome. Kurt, like,
1851
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flipping over out of what is essentially a reverse duplex
1852
01:29:46.720 --> 01:29:50.399
looks pretty nuts. Like Kurt's a big dude to be
1853
01:29:50.479 --> 01:29:52.399
flipping backwards like that. I know he does the moon
1854
01:29:52.439 --> 01:29:55.039
saw and shit, but you know, standing is nuts. Picks
1855
01:29:56.000 --> 01:30:00.199
the ankle pick getting such a reaction is like, I
1856
01:30:00.279 --> 01:30:02.479
think that's awesome. And he like a crowd coming up
1857
01:30:02.560 --> 01:30:05.520
for the beginning of a submission means you're over his shit.
1858
01:30:06.439 --> 01:30:09.479
Bubba comes in and starts chopping down Kurt. Immediately, Matt
1859
01:30:09.520 --> 01:30:11.520
comes in and takes down Bubba with a line off
1860
01:30:11.600 --> 01:30:15.880
the top for two. Austin hits Matt, Bubba grabs Matt
1861
01:30:16.000 --> 01:30:19.560
into the Bubba Bomb hits it three count. Matt Hardy
1862
01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:20.600
is now eliminated.
1863
01:30:20.960 --> 01:30:23.640
Kind of surprised, you know, I guess maybe you know,
1864
01:30:24.079 --> 01:30:26.119
they didn't have another move and maybe Bubba was just
1865
01:30:26.159 --> 01:30:27.960
doing that, But I didn't think the Bubba Bomb would
1866
01:30:28.000 --> 01:30:29.239
do it. They didn't even have a name yet. They
1867
01:30:29.399 --> 01:30:31.239
just said, oh, he fucking in with the Bubba move.
1868
01:30:31.399 --> 01:30:33.520
Dude. Matt gets hang time on this move too. He
1869
01:30:33.640 --> 01:30:34.479
really gets up there.
1870
01:30:34.800 --> 01:30:35.560
That's gotta suck.
1871
01:30:36.119 --> 01:30:38.239
We go to commercial and come back. Bubba misses a
1872
01:30:38.279 --> 01:30:41.319
sent on off the second classic. Jeff goes up, hits
1873
01:30:41.359 --> 01:30:44.520
the swanton bomb, fucking crunches this dude.
1874
01:30:44.680 --> 01:30:47.720
Oh my god, Jeff lands on him with full ass
1875
01:30:48.079 --> 01:30:51.840
like he he smothers this dude with it man and
1876
01:30:51.920 --> 01:30:54.800
he he goes for the cover by that old rattlesnake,
1877
01:30:54.840 --> 01:30:56.640
pulls the ref out of the ring, son of a bitch.
1878
01:30:57.560 --> 01:30:59.560
Yeah, So Steve Austin pulls the ref on the two.
1879
01:31:00.000 --> 01:31:02.239
Steve Austin then hits a stunner on Jeff Hardy, who
1880
01:31:02.279 --> 01:31:03.039
eats shit on it.
1881
01:31:03.479 --> 01:31:06.479
Jeff dies, Austin gets caught up in his shirt because
1882
01:31:06.520 --> 01:31:09.279
Jeff's shirt is all just caught up in bullshit, and uh,
1883
01:31:09.520 --> 01:31:13.359
I mean very Austin. I don't I don't know if
1884
01:31:13.399 --> 01:31:15.199
Austin's ever talked about working with the Hardy's, but I
1885
01:31:15.279 --> 01:31:17.199
actually always really liked him working with him too.
1886
01:31:17.399 --> 01:31:19.399
Yeah, Steve Austin was locked in at this point too,
1887
01:31:19.920 --> 01:31:23.119
for sure. So Bubba covers Jeff. The ref comes in.
1888
01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:26.119
It's a three count. It is now Kurt Angle versus
1889
01:31:26.159 --> 01:31:27.479
Bubba and Steve Austin.
1890
01:31:29.840 --> 01:31:31.159
That's some shut your mouth shit.
1891
01:31:31.760 --> 01:31:34.359
Steve Austin is being chased by Kurt Angle around the ring.
1892
01:31:34.479 --> 01:31:35.880
He comes in, he gets out of the way, and
1893
01:31:35.920 --> 01:31:37.840
Bubba hits a huge line on Kurt here to take
1894
01:31:37.880 --> 01:31:41.479
him down. Fuck fucking good too, Yeah, good stooge and man, Yeah,
1895
01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:44.560
good shit Here Bubba beats him down, then tags into
1896
01:31:44.600 --> 01:31:46.640
Steve Austin, who comes in and chokes Kurt Angle. He
1897
01:31:46.680 --> 01:31:48.600
literally just gets on top of him starts choking him
1898
01:31:48.600 --> 01:31:48.880
to death.
1899
01:31:49.800 --> 01:31:51.279
Double goosele on the ground.
1900
01:31:51.880 --> 01:31:54.520
So Austin Kurt trade blows here and then Austin hits
1901
01:31:54.560 --> 01:31:58.279
a huge fucking thes press. Good god, dude, the camera
1902
01:31:58.359 --> 01:31:59.359
shot was awesome.
1903
01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:02.680
Austin gets mega height. He must have had plus three
1904
01:32:02.760 --> 01:32:06.479
hundred stats in TK. He gets so high up there
1905
01:32:06.520 --> 01:32:08.159
on this luthez and I thought he was gonna jump
1906
01:32:08.239 --> 01:32:08.800
over Kurt.
1907
01:32:09.520 --> 01:32:11.600
Yeah. He goes into the elbow with theatrics for a
1908
01:32:11.680 --> 01:32:14.640
two count here. Incredible camera work. Yeah, it just looked awesome.
1909
01:32:14.960 --> 01:32:18.840
Austin curder locked in. Austin hits a spinebuster here on
1910
01:32:18.920 --> 01:32:21.760
Kurt for a two stuff. Just great beats here where
1911
01:32:21.880 --> 01:32:24.880
Austin is pissed that Kirk keeps fighting back and yeah,
1912
01:32:25.000 --> 01:32:26.600
just good stuff here all around.
1913
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And now I'm gonna do Chris Jarrich goes finish.
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01:32:28.800 --> 01:32:33.800
Yeah, so Austin locks in a Boston crowd. Wow, holy fuck. Okay,
1915
01:32:34.319 --> 01:32:37.000
So Kurt flips his legs out in this Boston crab
1916
01:32:37.199 --> 01:32:39.399
and Austin goes head first into the ground.
1917
01:32:39.600 --> 01:32:42.800
Dude. He like Kurt must have been super strong on
1918
01:32:42.880 --> 01:32:44.960
the pole or something, or Austin was in a weird angle.
1919
01:32:45.039 --> 01:32:46.640
He lands right on his head.
1920
01:32:47.319 --> 01:32:49.479
Kurt goes for the ankle lock here, but Bubba just
1921
01:32:49.640 --> 01:32:50.840
instantly breaks it up.
1922
01:32:51.159 --> 01:32:54.239
Kicks him fucking so hard in the head.
1923
01:32:54.359 --> 01:32:54.600
Dude.
1924
01:32:55.039 --> 01:32:57.439
It's a main event, man, this time, you get it together.
1925
01:32:57.600 --> 01:32:59.439
Yeah. I like this, And now it's time for me
1926
01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:01.039
to Germany on your fucking head.
1927
01:33:01.880 --> 01:33:05.520
Yeah. So Bubba tags in and Kurt throws Bubba into Austin.
1928
01:33:05.760 --> 01:33:08.039
It hits a German souplex here for a double down.
1929
01:33:08.640 --> 01:33:12.279
I love especially Bubba. I'll give him credit here. I
1930
01:33:12.439 --> 01:33:15.239
love a fat guy taking to German like, if you can,
1931
01:33:15.479 --> 01:33:17.880
it's brutal, dude. It always looks nuts, and if you
1932
01:33:17.920 --> 01:33:20.479
can get up for it, it looks insane. Like Kurt
1933
01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:22.039
gets lost behind him.
1934
01:33:22.960 --> 01:33:25.880
Bubba goes for the tag here, but Kurt grabs Bubba
1935
01:33:26.319 --> 01:33:29.119
and hits another German suplex to keep him from the corner.
1936
01:33:29.720 --> 01:33:33.199
Dude. Bubba then counters a whip and Kurt crushes his
1937
01:33:33.359 --> 01:33:34.920
face with a flying forearm.
1938
01:33:35.760 --> 01:33:39.119
Kurt punches Bubba down, he throws himself at him with
1939
01:33:39.199 --> 01:33:44.279
a line I love that grave babyface, desperation, Just fantastic stuff.
1940
01:33:44.920 --> 01:33:47.399
Kurt hits a belly to belly to Austin and then
1941
01:33:47.520 --> 01:33:50.079
an Olympic slam on. Bubba gets the three counts. So
1942
01:33:50.159 --> 01:33:51.760
now it's down to Kurt and Austin.
1943
01:33:52.039 --> 01:33:54.159
Let's go get this son of a bench Kurt.
1944
01:33:55.000 --> 01:33:58.600
Austin comes in immediately and Kurt takes his ankle and
1945
01:33:58.680 --> 01:34:00.760
he's tapping out man right away.
1946
01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:02.720
He gets them, but the ref is trying to give
1947
01:34:02.760 --> 01:34:06.520
Bubba out of the fucking ring. Oh you bastard, Oh you.
1948
01:34:06.880 --> 01:34:08.920
I was like, I was, I was looking, I was like, oh,
1949
01:34:09.079 --> 01:34:10.439
I was mad. For a second.
1950
01:34:10.439 --> 01:34:13.560
I was like, whoa, what the fuck dude? I love that.
1951
01:34:13.760 --> 01:34:16.680
Austin just immediately tapped out, like he put the ankle
1952
01:34:16.760 --> 01:34:20.800
lock in and like all of Austin's like badass personage
1953
01:34:20.840 --> 01:34:23.079
is instantly left. And he just tapped out immediately.
1954
01:34:23.239 --> 01:34:24.960
That was good, fantastic.
1955
01:34:25.159 --> 01:34:28.920
Dude Devon comes in with a chair and destroys Angle
1956
01:34:29.000 --> 01:34:31.039
with it a great cell here from Angle.
1957
01:34:31.079 --> 01:34:33.800
Kills Kurt with his chair, and you would think that,
1958
01:34:34.039 --> 01:34:36.159
like they show the ref is distracted and Devon hits
1959
01:34:36.159 --> 01:34:38.439
on the chair, you would think devivone would just leave. No,
1960
01:34:38.720 --> 01:34:41.199
the ref turns around and then they all continue to
1961
01:34:41.239 --> 01:34:42.520
beat the fuck at a curt Angle.
1962
01:34:43.359 --> 01:34:46.279
Yeah, Bubba and Devon pick up Angle. Steve Austin on
1963
01:34:46.399 --> 01:34:49.399
one leg hits him with a stunner. He was selling
1964
01:34:49.439 --> 01:34:51.159
this so well. I thought he was fucking hurt.
1965
01:34:51.560 --> 01:34:54.720
He's legit limping. Yeah, he sold this tremendously. I also
1966
01:34:54.840 --> 01:34:57.279
wasn't sure if the match was over, Like I was like, Okay,
1967
01:34:57.319 --> 01:34:58.720
this has to be done, but they don't think they
1968
01:34:58.760 --> 01:34:59.279
call for the bell.
1969
01:35:00.199 --> 01:35:02.800
Yeah, I'm gonna just chalk it up to a no contest. Sure,
1970
01:35:03.720 --> 01:35:05.920
Bubby and Devon hit the three D on Kurt Angle.
1971
01:35:06.520 --> 01:35:09.600
Dude Austin hits the stunner. He's laying on the ground
1972
01:35:09.640 --> 01:35:11.439
because his leg hurts, and he looks up at the
1973
01:35:11.479 --> 01:35:16.520
Dudley's give him the three D. They just do it.
1974
01:35:16.720 --> 01:35:18.560
They do it cold no Irish whip by the way.
1975
01:35:19.359 --> 01:35:22.000
Steve Austin then puts a chair on Kurt's ankle and
1976
01:35:22.119 --> 01:35:23.560
he pilmanizes his ankle.
1977
01:35:23.840 --> 01:35:24.840
Kurt ankle.
1978
01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:28.960
Get pilmanized, bitch, that's my boy.
1979
01:35:29.600 --> 01:35:33.760
Stomps the ship I did with him. I could do this.
1980
01:35:33.960 --> 01:35:35.960
He did it to me, and I did it to him.
1981
01:35:37.279 --> 01:35:38.840
So yeah, stops the share of his chair off. The
1982
01:35:38.880 --> 01:35:42.439
second crushes at Kurt's ankle. Kurt ankle, and then the
1983
01:35:42.520 --> 01:35:45.680
Hardy's come out for the save and uh, dude again,
1984
01:35:46.800 --> 01:35:49.520
very I mean very little thing. Just what a piece
1985
01:35:49.560 --> 01:35:51.840
of shit. Hardy's come out for the save. The Dudley
1986
01:35:51.880 --> 01:35:54.159
stands to fight, and Austin immediately powders.
1987
01:35:54.600 --> 01:35:57.680
Yes, I mean, come on, he's locked in, dick, so
1988
01:35:57.840 --> 01:35:59.840
Angle is saying it's broke, it's broken to the.
1989
01:36:01.840 --> 01:36:02.399
Yeah, for sure.
1990
01:36:02.520 --> 01:36:04.399
They just put him on a stretcher and just fucking
1991
01:36:04.600 --> 01:36:06.119
just on the stretcher and we'll get you out of here.
1992
01:36:06.920 --> 01:36:08.359
Put him on a stretcher and you can see it.
1993
01:36:08.680 --> 01:36:11.479
The Austin and Dudley's are like around the ring post laughing.
1994
01:36:12.880 --> 01:36:16.600
So Steve Austin grabs a mic and starts talking ship
1995
01:36:16.680 --> 01:36:17.079
to Kurt.
1996
01:36:18.399 --> 01:36:20.840
That's right, you ain't such a hero. Now are you?
1997
01:36:21.119 --> 01:36:24.199
You ain't so tough now are your Kurt? Hey, you
1998
01:36:24.279 --> 01:36:26.800
ain't so tough? Are you? Come here?
1999
01:36:27.399 --> 01:36:27.439
He?
2000
01:36:28.079 --> 01:36:32.439
Auston drops down. He's full limping. He's limping up the ram,
2001
01:36:32.760 --> 01:36:36.399
chasing after Kurt as they fucking push a stretcher up
2002
01:36:36.439 --> 01:36:38.920
the ramp to take this broken legged guy up to
2003
01:36:39.039 --> 01:36:44.319
the back. He's limping. Look at you, come here, hey, Kurt,
2004
01:36:44.680 --> 01:36:48.399
I bledge a legic. Turn the flag out out of
2005
01:36:48.399 --> 01:36:52.800
the United States of America and to the Republic. Oh
2006
01:36:52.920 --> 01:36:53.680
that's a bunch of.
2007
01:36:53.720 --> 01:36:57.960
Grab He's gonna get some heat.
2008
01:36:59.239 --> 01:37:02.600
He says, go get that, some bitch, and then Dudley's
2009
01:37:02.760 --> 01:37:06.359
run up the rim and attack the Hardy's. Austin is
2010
01:37:06.479 --> 01:37:08.960
limping up to Kurt while the Hardy's and Dudley's fight
2011
01:37:09.119 --> 01:37:12.520
around the stretcher, and Austin looks down at him, look
2012
01:37:12.640 --> 01:37:15.640
at you, the red, white and blue. You ain't such
2013
01:37:15.640 --> 01:37:18.880
a hero now, and he flips the stretcher over and
2014
01:37:19.000 --> 01:37:25.079
starts stopping him out of the stage. Pleasure to the flag.
2015
01:37:25.199 --> 01:37:28.640
Oh he not it Stage of America, stopping him with
2016
01:37:28.760 --> 01:37:34.359
each word, this is a piece of trash. Kurt's laying there,
2017
01:37:34.840 --> 01:37:38.000
Austin's running him down and then Kurt picks the ankle.
2018
01:37:38.239 --> 01:37:41.039
Kurt picks the fuck ankle, gets tough, the ankle lock.
2019
01:37:41.239 --> 01:37:45.439
Austin is immediately tapping out on the top of Oh
2020
01:37:45.600 --> 01:37:47.960
my god, Oh my god, I love this ship. Dude.
2021
01:37:48.319 --> 01:37:50.399
Did Kurt grabbing the ankle and then putting him in
2022
01:37:50.399 --> 01:37:53.760
the ankle lock on one knee was good stuff? Yeah? Fuck?
2023
01:37:53.880 --> 01:38:00.800
I thought this was legit perfect, like tremendous piece of business, Like, yeah, fantastic, dude. Yeah,
2024
01:38:00.840 --> 01:38:04.199
Bubba attacks Kurt, Jeff attacks Bubba. We get the split
2025
01:38:04.319 --> 01:38:06.680
with the Jeff's trying to hold Kurt back because Kurt's
2026
01:38:06.680 --> 01:38:10.680
obviously hurt and Austin is fucking laid out. He's hurt.
2027
01:38:11.960 --> 01:38:15.600
The last thing you see is Austin, no microphone on
2028
01:38:15.800 --> 01:38:20.319
his side, staring and pointing at Kurt, who's fuming like seething.
2029
01:38:20.840 --> 01:38:23.279
Kurt wants Austin, and Austin looks at him and he
2030
01:38:23.399 --> 01:38:26.640
points and says, I broke your leg. I broke your
2031
01:38:26.720 --> 01:38:27.319
damn leg.
2032
01:38:30.359 --> 01:38:31.560
He's gonna get some heat now.
2033
01:38:32.079 --> 01:38:37.600
He is the heat meister, dude. I say what you will,
2034
01:38:37.720 --> 01:38:41.279
like we said about the invasion, about Austin's He'll run
2035
01:38:41.800 --> 01:38:43.640
if you just look at what Austin did on this
2036
01:38:43.760 --> 01:38:45.880
show alone. I mean, this is awesome.
2037
01:38:46.640 --> 01:38:47.920
I love Austin.
2038
01:38:48.319 --> 01:39:03.720
Yeah, man, I think the flag. All right, hey Carted allegians,
2039
01:39:05.199 --> 01:39:11.239
get back here of the United States. What why because
2040
01:39:11.279 --> 01:39:12.399
you're a piece of trash?
2041
01:39:14.319 --> 01:39:15.720
Yeah, great stuff.
2042
01:39:16.239 --> 01:39:20.720
Everything he does like it is funny, but he's a
2043
01:39:20.880 --> 01:39:22.000
fucking piece of ship.
2044
01:39:22.479 --> 01:39:25.920
Yeah. This was like an inn ring centric SmackDown with
2045
01:39:26.119 --> 01:39:30.560
great backstage segments capped off by a fantastic Steve Austin
2046
01:39:31.000 --> 01:39:33.079
and pretty much everybody in the main event performance.
2047
01:39:34.000 --> 01:39:36.079
I was very happy. I enjoyed it, so it didn't
2048
01:39:36.159 --> 01:39:38.399
didn't feel like it. Uh, you know, it took long.
2049
01:39:38.439 --> 01:39:40.199
I had to watch build the Mott match. But you know,
2050
01:39:40.359 --> 01:39:43.479
sometimes you gotta can't be perfect, right, I gotcha. And
2051
01:39:45.680 --> 01:39:48.039
this is the final Overtron SmackDown, the last time we
2052
01:39:48.079 --> 01:39:50.800
see the overtron and on the next SmackDown, which we
2053
01:39:50.880 --> 01:39:53.920
reviewed many years ago, the debut of the SmackDown Fist
2054
01:39:54.000 --> 01:39:57.560
in a new era for for WWF SmackDown. Well that
2055
01:39:57.720 --> 01:40:02.239
is it for WF SmackDown August ninth, two thousand and one, and.
2056
01:40:02.319 --> 01:40:09.880
Now it's time for the main event names. All right,
2057
01:40:10.159 --> 01:40:13.520
let's get into these names. The Patreon shout out segment
2058
01:40:14.600 --> 01:40:20.479
main effect like that I like anything you do. Yeah,
2059
01:40:20.479 --> 01:40:20.840
I like you.
2060
01:40:21.359 --> 01:40:23.760
WHOA, that's dude, we're fucking friends. What the hell?
2061
01:40:24.319 --> 01:40:25.000
That's pretty cool.
2062
01:40:25.439 --> 01:40:26.199
That is awesome.
2063
01:40:27.119 --> 01:40:29.079
And BF you could put a little guitar thing in
2064
01:40:29.119 --> 01:40:29.479
there if you.
2065
01:40:30.960 --> 01:40:33.920
I like you TOOVF Yeah, BV you're a fucking friend too.
2066
01:40:33.960 --> 01:40:35.439
What the hell's kids ass he's got.
2067
01:40:35.439 --> 01:40:38.680
Some friend ze. Starting in the five dollars Tier Noah,
2068
01:40:39.520 --> 01:40:48.359
Liam McCrae, Omar, Brett Stevens, Jordan Davis, Elliot Hunter, Chris Sab,
2069
01:40:49.439 --> 01:40:56.760
Messiah Slapping, Johnny Onto, Dick Tip Haul, Valerie Ebert, Andrew Short,
2070
01:40:57.479 --> 01:41:05.520
ms TV miss I'll pullo a guitar behind that, Patrick B.
2071
01:41:06.319 --> 01:41:12.439
Kendall Mealing, Dustin McHale, ten dollars. Tier Crack Addict, oh No,
2072
01:41:13.119 --> 01:41:17.680
Caleb north Rip twenty sixteen Toyota Prius one hundred and
2073
01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:23.239
thirty seven thousand miles, cons and drives well clean title
2074
01:41:23.760 --> 01:41:28.720
twelve million dollars are best offered. Early Shit Man Wow
2075
01:41:29.760 --> 01:41:34.479
twenty sixteen Prius with one hundred and thirty seven thousand miles.
2076
01:41:34.479 --> 01:41:37.319
Clean title though and runs and drives well. I mean
2077
01:41:37.439 --> 01:41:40.239
something consider I mean, I don't know if I could
2078
01:41:40.279 --> 01:41:41.680
pay a dollar over nine million.
2079
01:41:41.479 --> 01:41:45.399
Dollars, guaranteed that shit is not a clean title once
2080
01:41:45.439 --> 01:41:49.199
you get there. Guaranteed that shit does not run well
2081
01:41:49.439 --> 01:41:52.039
and does not even drive period. You think he wants
2082
01:41:52.119 --> 01:41:55.680
cash only two twelve million dollars cash.
2083
01:41:57.159 --> 01:41:59.439
Only in twenties, I have two hundred dollars.
2084
01:41:59.560 --> 01:42:02.640
Take it a You either take this two hundred or
2085
01:42:02.640 --> 01:42:05.119
I steal the car and we beat the fuck out
2086
01:42:05.159 --> 01:42:14.399
of you. Sko Jukebox, Jake, Djen f timeir Gore, Gore Gore,
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Steven User zero of Frost finally moved out of parents' house. Yeah,
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that's a big style.
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That's exciting. You're gonna love that, Dick.
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The chase Richard's son.
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Wow, I'm not joking that, Like just put a pit
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in the got my stomach hurt hearing that.
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Wow, dude, we saw Jace Richardson, okay, like concuss himself.
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Not funny by the way, but it's horrible. Just thought
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that was pretty crazy. The amount of people that were
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tweeting me that they I got tweeted. Two things I
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got tweeted, like his introduction, which was of course the chase.
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They said it like you do did.
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The introduction was fucking pretty funny. I mean exactly, that's
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undreal that this guy's name is Jason Intereston. And also
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01:43:06.720 --> 01:43:10.760
he got an introduction that said Jace Richard's son.
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And then the next tip I see is him throwing
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his head directly at the backboard.
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That sucked.
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Man, Yeah, that was horrible, horrible. I didn't wish that
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upon him. Just in case anyone was wondering, I didn't
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want that happened.
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Oh hey, not sticking around for the Patreon name's main event. Huh,
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let me go get my boy Gangrill real.
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Clear, ah see, see some of you are gonna start
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some trouble. You're gonna get the fucking locker room leader
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out here on your ass.
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01:43:35.319 --> 01:43:41.840
Joey four twenty Orlando Thomas Valvenus be like, hello, Johnny
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the fuck he does not? James, whoa, what the fuck?
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What the hell?
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Just one James Demidome Pro Wrestling from the Grady Cole
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presents Chris Louis and Dick de Cock Johnson as Mark
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Kerr as ass and and they will wrestle with.
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Jimmy like I want to hit this guy, which is
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something mean, but like that's very fucking funny.
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01:44:27.680 --> 01:44:33.880
Julian Ramirez came in second in a race at school. Disappointed,
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My dad told me race quicker son, Fuck you, Noah,
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Jet Munings big poo poo dump stat Steiner.
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Wow, we fucking we just talked about this guy. Actually, yeah,
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this ship man.
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And he will wrestle Big Show, clocking in on Destiny too.
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You know his as gonna be on Marathon.
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Yeah.
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I was about to say he's definitely on marathon.
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For sure, and so will so will I? So will
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I be on there?
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Yeah, we'll see what's going on with it. Mm hmmm,
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01:45:13.720 --> 01:45:17.479
Hello deadlock store. Can I speak to mister blood in
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the bitch department?
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That's okay?
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01:45:21.359 --> 01:45:25.000
Hey, Johnny, is your dick running? Well? You better chase
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Richard's son.
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Wow, never call me back again, and I'm sending the
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authorities to your fucking house.
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Mike s Hey, beefy, change Johnny's color palette to green
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and flip James upside down, love.
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You, Hey, don't fucking listen to that. Hey, don't do that,
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flip changing bag Jager back now, r e y mysterio. Yeah,
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oh yeah, I guess that's Dave, Jimmy and.
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David Kathy as asked, and mother popcorn Jalen Nemo three
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two one. Fun fact, the musical Sweeney Todd has the
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01:46:18.479 --> 01:46:25.000
earliest use of brain rot with the lyric and a
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01:46:25.159 --> 01:46:28.359
pussy good for maybe six or seven at the most
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01:46:31.800 --> 01:46:38.800
Schmegma Hammer Valentine, Yeah, queef old Cocain voice, or maybe
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a fart brother Noble, Mickel Wrath, Chris p Johnson Donson,
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01:46:49.960 --> 01:46:56.840
fucking jd XO. Whoever is reading these is a mutated freakfish. Yes,
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and you are.
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With Jimmy.
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01:47:04.000 --> 01:47:06.159
When my homies and I go to the movies, we
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01:47:06.279 --> 01:47:11.000
always get the super duper ultra huge popcorn. Johnny keep
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reading the names for me?
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01:47:12.800 --> 01:47:13.479
What the fuck?
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01:47:17.000 --> 01:47:20.279
Shane o mag throwing Caine in a dumpster on fire,
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01:47:20.439 --> 01:47:24.560
called that a heated rivalry. Mick Foley eating batteries like
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a big dumb baby, Investigate, Underscore three to one one, Tango,
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Cypress Punk Simple, Rick k I s Yeah, Jackson Milburn,
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famous actor Michael Penis, Johnny James, The time has come
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to lip sync for your lives, good luck and don't
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fuck it up. American Males, American American American Americ American
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American American.
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Dreas, Hello is this thing on?
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Fuck you? Johnny Come on Man, Joey Tribuani Jordan from Friends.
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01:48:15.520 --> 01:48:20.840
Oh what's not dude? That's kick ass Damien, Joe Steinstrom.
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If x POC and gold Dust and Sting teamed in
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w c W, they'd be six seven and Sting.
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Wow, fucking fuck you for real?
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Cal Gumbo Joe Shannon, Fuck the Phillies, fuck the Braves,
2173
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fuck the Dodgers. Let's go pirates O'Neil Cruz.
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01:48:48.920 --> 01:48:51.520
Yeah, who fucking likes the Dodgers?
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01:48:52.560 --> 01:48:55.800
Yeah, what is that like? That's probably Chris dnker Thing.
2176
01:48:56.119 --> 01:48:58.720
Oh yeah, he probably would fucking like the Macho likes
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01:48:58.720 --> 01:49:00.640
the Mets. We should fucking say fuck the Mets. Also,
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01:49:00.720 --> 01:49:03.119
fuck you Pirates, you kidding me?
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Fish, Wiki, Sneak and Sally support your local library. Oh
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Michael Cook Riley still fuck up in the crib watching
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no dq.
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C A w Oh hell yeah, God did that's cool?
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And now introducing the kids. Zetchup on your his hot
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dog you miss Ark Award winner Cam Jeromer's son, Yeah,
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oh congrats, Cam Hunter Connors, Nick Bernard, Spicy Wipings. Oh
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I hate that fifteen dollars Tier, Jimmy Wang, the Cock,
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Sean Ston, don't even try, Mattie Hugheses. Little Maddie Hughes
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is not Gonnas Gracie. David Thomas Kong, I'm Corsica Joe,
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and welcome to Jack.
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