Cutting Close: One Last Haircut Before The Stag! EP.7

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So yeah, what's happening this week then, Joshua?
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We are going on my stag to Benadome on Thursday.
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I am absolutely buzzing.
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I am very apprehensive.
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And I just want to have the best time, man.
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Yeah, is it?
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It's got a lovely chocolate style on it.
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And Ryan's big head corner the lights.
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Oh, I'm chuffed, mate.
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Yeah, that looks great.
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Expose him! Expose him!
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Welcome back to Cut and Close with me, Josh Used AKA the Tourette's barber, and me calling on the specialish fellow that is cut and close to where we'll have real conversations, interesting guests, and we take nothing too seriously, and every conversation hits a little fucking close.
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Right, let's get into it.
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Let's do it.
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So welcome back to another episode of Cut and Close with me, Josh Hughes.
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Queen on Coney Slee, how long you've been with her?
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Honestly, this is a bit of a different one today.
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It's just us two, and I'm gonna get a haircut.
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A bit of a different format, but fuck it.
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Lovely stuff.
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I am desperate, and I'm really looking forward to this one.
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I'm quite excited.
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You shouldn't be.
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Kerplunk.
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Oh yeah.
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How you doing today, sir?
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That's a business.
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Um back off.
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Um, yeah, I'm good, bruv.
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How are you today, mate?
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I'm pretty good, yeah.
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Good.
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Well, obviously.
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This is a different episode.
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We've actually got um the tretz barber in the chair today.
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Don't often see this.
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And why is that, Josh?
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I don't like getting my hair cut.
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I've got to be honest.
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I really don't like getting my hair cut Queen on, mate.
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We didn't need a stop story, I was asking why you're getting a haircut.
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Oh, why am I getting a haircut?
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Why do I not often I took that as well?
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You're not often in the chair.
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I am in the chair today because we are going on my stag do in a couple of days.
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And I feel like I just need to get a haircut.
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So you can do the honours and take my hat off.
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Good Lord.
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Damn! Good Lord Almighty.
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Damn! God damn!
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I can't even see it, but to be honest, that's probably better for me.
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Put that mic away.
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So yeah, we are hitting.
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Don't don't get my mic wet.
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Hit me with your rhythm stick.
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Hit me hard.
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Hit me.
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Sorry, I'm worried about the wet.
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That's what she said.
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No one's ever been worried about you.
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Ow! Right.
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We're not gonna carry on like this.
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Gently.
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You're such a sensitive soul.
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I am, I don't like it.
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I don't do it often.
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Silence, Charles.
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Frigid girls.
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So that's mental.
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So uh what's happening this week then, Joshua?
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We are going on my stag to Benedome on Thursday.
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I am absolutely buzzing.
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I am very apprehensive.
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Should be.
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And I just want to have the best time, man.
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Uh obviously a lot of us lads, how many is that 10 or 11 of us sort of thing?
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Oh god.
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He's stuck in my earring.
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Juicy lobes.
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Right, go on.
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Free the load.
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And we've obviously got Ryan here.
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He is free-balling with his camera.
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And he also has one chargers on.
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Probably best.
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God, no, no, the kids feel no, I spray the kids with the water.
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Come on.
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Make it inappropriate this early on.
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But yeah, so we're going to Bedadome on Thursday, the day we're releasing this, so oh god.
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Yeah, I'm feeling really good about it.
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Obviously, as some of you know, my I'm having an FND flare-up, so my leg isn't working very well.
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Hasn't been for the past four or five weeks now.
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Um was hoping not hoping it would have been absolutely fine.
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Do you know what we're doing, by the way?
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Yeah, I know what we're doing.
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Yeah?
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Do you know what you're doing?
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Well, tell me what we're doing.
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We're gonna do a little pompadour mullet.
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Yes.
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Mullo Jeff.
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I'm a Jeff! With a little cheeky taper at the front.
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Yep.
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Um and we're gonna take a lot of weight out of the back of your hair because I do want to keep the length.
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Yeah, the length ain't gonna change, but you've got a flat head currently, mate.
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Um yeah, you don't need to remind me.
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I was definitely left on my back too much as a baby.
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There's nothing wrong with that though.
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Happens to the best of us.
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I just feel like I want to hear it.
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Yeah, so currently I'm just out here making your head moist.
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Um, getting ready for um how how are you feeling about the stag?
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Me, uh, I'm very excited.
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Uh I've actually booked you in for a tattoo.
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You've put me in for a tattoo out.
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We're getting you a little cheeky face tattoo, aren't we?
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Face one?
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Oh, is that why you did that on the chat the other day?
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Yeah, I scared your mother too.
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Quaylon put and did you do that?
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Was that AI or chat Jimmy too?
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No, so what happened is we were having dinner, me, your sister, Mia, and your mum.
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And then I I didn't get in by it, but yeah.
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You probably did, but you were probably too busy with your other influencer.
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I was not asked.
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Um and then we have a little bit of dinner, but spag ball, which I think is a terrible, terrible dinner, but it's okay.
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It was actually quite nice that night.
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Was it my mum's spag ball?
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No, it was Mia's.
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That's what shit.
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Excuse you, Mia.
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Sorry, Mia.
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Um, and then what did we do?
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Oh yeah, and then yeah, we were just talking about your stag.
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And you're I told your mum that I was gonna bring you to get a Mike Tyson face tattoo when you're battered.
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Honestly, he sent a picture of AI with me with the Mike Tyson fucking tattoo face tattoo.
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My mum, I've never seen her respond so quickly to a text.
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Not happy.
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She was not happy, she even said, I will what did she say?
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She'd lock me up and she said she'd lock you up and throw away the key.
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And no, actually, I won't throw it away, I'll eat it so you can never have it.
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I don't know what was going through her head.
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Uh users and eating things.
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But but I mean with the stag, just going back to that.
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Yeah.
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I'm a bit nervous because my legs are a bit fucked.
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Um obviously I'm using crutches.
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You're in the best place ever to use a mobility scooter.
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Well, this is it.
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So the boys have sorted out a mobility scooter.
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I don't know anything apart from the flight details and the actual location, but that is it.
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I know we've got a mobility scooter, and that is it, which I think I'd rather not know than know.
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But um yeah, there's 11 of us, and I think it's gonna be amazing.
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No, it's just gonna be do you know what as well?
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Like, but between us as a group of lads, I think we all need a break.
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Like, I think there's quite a few of us have been dealing with a lot of shit.
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Um, like we all are, but you know, just the the stresses of life, I'll say.
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But I think it'd be good.
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Uh good to get everyone together.
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And it's you know, basically it's just a holiday, really, isn't it?
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Let's be honest.
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I mean, I know it's about me and it's the stack dude, but when isn't it about me?
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Lovely windows.
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All airplane windows taste good.
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Condensation.
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Masturbation.
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Condensation.
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You can use the masturbation, you can use the condensation for masturbation.
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Oh, that's where it was going.
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Do you like that?
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Fuck off! Sorry.
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It's been ages since I've had a haircut.
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How do I look do I look a state right now?
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I feel like I do.
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Because we've got no mirror in here, so I I'm completely equal.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Helen Mirrin.
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Um that's what a lot of people probably don't know, too, is actually this is the barber shop.
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Like I know.
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Yeah, this is uh this is the uh our Jersey Farm St Albans branch.
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It's a bit like the TARDIS in this bitch.
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It is.
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No one seems to realise this is actually our barber shop.
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But it is, and it's beautiful.
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Um sorry, Ryan.
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I think I deep throwed it.
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Do you?
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I don't want to look at it again.
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I will call you Shaq.
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Oh, I saw that.
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Oh, I thought my jaw was gonna go.
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Sorry, Quelong.
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It's alright, I don't need my fingers.
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You okay?
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I'm okay, yeah, until I lose the fucking the pinky.
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Your pinky?
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My pinky.
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Pinky barber.
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Yeah, I am.
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Oh god, I've got my lip caught on the mic and everything.
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Bit my mill bit bit bit me lip, bitch.
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I also want to reminisce.
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I also want to reminisce.
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Yeah.
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Some of our previous guests we've had on this pod.
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It's been quite an exciting month to be fair, I think.
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We've had we've had a really good, we've had some really good guests actually.
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Well, considering from where it started, where we are now, yeah.
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Both of us never actually sat down and chatted someone on camera like that.
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Well, you might have in the past.
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Yeah, but not not in this sort of format.
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Yeah.
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So, you know, I mean, obviously we had Rosie on first.
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Rosie was a photographer from LA.
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She was amazing.
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She's actually just had fuck.
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Was it her first exhibition?
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No, but I think it was the one that she was talking about, and the photos were pretty incredible.
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I I did I saw the exhibition, it looks mad.
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Um, and congrats to you, Rosie.
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That's amazing.
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Yes.
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Um, and obviously we had Tom Carriage on.
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And that was very exciting.
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Yeah, that was cool.
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That was that was really cool.
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Really cool talk talking to Tom.
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But Uncle Tom.
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Lovely fella, really nice fella, lovely lobes.
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Um that's also an interesting topic, is how you manage to somehow bring lobes into every well, mate.
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We we we literally look at lobes all day long.
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Like you.
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I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you Josh, I've never really sat there and looked at someone's lobe.
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No, nor have I.
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That's quite a roof.
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I haven't either.
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That's all you do, you dirty, dirty little man.
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But yeah, I think you know, talk to Tom was really like eye-open as well, and actually there was so many, like, there were so many crossovers in our industry, and obviously he's really big online for talking about the industry as well as his own businesses, but at the moment, what's his campaign he's doing?
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It's that's the problem.
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That's the problem.
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Which I signed the petition.
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Basically, it's trying to get re VAT reduced within businesses to help businesses grow um and survive because there's so many industries that are heavily affected by this.
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I just think it's a great campaign.
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As a small business owner myself, I think it's Seaman, David Seaman Double O Seaman.
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Um I think it's great because obviously, yeah, we want to get VAT reduced because it will just help us massively.
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It doesn't necessarily mean the customer will notice that, but I think the quality and everything within your business could be beneficial if you get that 20% back or at least a good chunk of it.
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And then I'll start getting paid a fair wage.
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No, you're fine as you are.
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Uh and then obviously, while we're reminiscing, talking about Evie last week.
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Yeah, that's that was a really good episode.
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That was a really great episode.
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I'm so glad we got Evie on and we made it work, especially within like Tourette's Awareness Month.
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I'm so chuffed about that.
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Um, and obviously she's an absolutely lovely girl, like all of our guests.
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But Well Tom.
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Well, he's a lovely girl as well.
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Alopecia.
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Sorry, mum.
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My mum does have alopecia, god bless her.
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Fuck you, Angela.
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Tom Carriage doesn't just realize that.
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Tom doesn't have, he is just the kind of person we don't want as a customer.
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Um, no hair, no beard.
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Turkey.
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Gobble, gobble.
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Um, no.
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Tom, you don't need turkey, but you might want to eat turkey.
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I think he probably has eaten quite a lot of turkey in his life.
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I'm sure he has.
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But yeah.
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But no, but I think overall it'd been quite a from where the podcast started to where we are now, obviously we're closing in on that first kind of segment of like the first eight episodes, really, no, which we're going to be set up to do at the start.
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It's definitely been a bit of a learning curve.
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It does, yeah.
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I mean, I'm sure you guys have probably seen that we've kind of evolved what we're doing and how we're trying to do it, and we really want to make it a good show for everyone to listen to.
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So it has been a learning curve for us.
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Uh like we said, this is episode seven.
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Um but and yeah, it has literally, it sounds mad, but in eight sorry, within seven episodes, we have learned so much.
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Yeah.
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I think even about each other.
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Like how we both work, the things I hate about you and your fat ass, your corny aris.
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Um Ryan lost his arrison battle.
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Oh, thank God.
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Not in those.
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But then obviously, yeah, it's been great to get to know Ryan, because obviously we knew Ryan before as a customer, but then uh at our other shop in Golf Soak, um, and also the connection with my brother-in-law Toby, you're really close friends.
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So it's been lovely doing that and just working it out.
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And I think for even for Ryan, this has been like a really big learning curve as well.
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What's he fucking doing behind me?
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He's being creepy, isn't he?
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Can't be creepy with a face like this.
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But yeah, I think it's I think it's been great.
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I've been I've really enjoyed it.
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I feel like we've grown.
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What have you enjoyed the most?
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What have I enjoyed the most?
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Sitting down with you every week.
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Oh shut up.
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And having a nice catch up.
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Head dine, please, please.
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Head dine, thank you.
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Head done! Yeah, it has been fun.
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Um yeah, it's been great crack.
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I mean, it's not something I ever thought I wanted to do, sit in front of a camera and chat shit, but it has been a bit of crack.
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And it's been cool to talk to people.
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Well, it's funny that I really I think back now.
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So what's what what what month are we in?
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We're like mid-like early mid-June.
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Yeah.
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So this idea was a little nugget of an idea.
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Was that November?
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It was November.
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When we first discussed it.
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Well, I woke up at like 2 3am with this idea of me and you co-hosting a podcast together.
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Sorry, mate.
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And um I remember like had to get up and I just wanted to write a few things down and I asked ChatGBT a few things on like ideas and stuff, and and then I as soon as I it was like the right time, I could call you like half seven, eight o'clock in the morning.
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And I was having a bad few days because Hopper and my dog was very sick.
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Oh, God bless him, yeah.
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So but what was the weird thing?
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You were up at that time when I was up at 2am.
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I was so we could have we could have discussed there and then, but obviously how was I to know he was gonna be up?
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But yeah, and then obviously took Christmas, and then come like January, February, we really got the ball rolling, and then kind of March we started filming.
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So it is a bit crazy how it's kind of gone from a nugget of an idea to this, but and it's amazing how Ryan has become a lover of the podcast too now.
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Yeah, not just a worry.
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I also think it's nice that we're comfortable enough to call Ryan a prick to his face.
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He's just so pretty.
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It's that it's it's his family line.
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It's his family line.
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Yeah, they're wonderful humans.
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They are wonderful humans and very milfy.
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Sorry.
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That's Queen.
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I'm putting it in my head and I'll put it in your mum's ass.
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That's what I'll do to her.
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I'm so sorry, Ryan.
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I'm so sorry.
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Should we just cut?
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Okay, fine.
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What's your mum's name again?
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No, it doesn't matter.
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I'm sorry, Mrs.
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Hardwick, but you do make me hard and he gets my wick.
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I'm so sorry with absolute utmost respect.
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I don't even have an image of what you look like.
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So, anywho.
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Um, because obviously I'm not saying that it's because I'm calling her a MILF.
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I have to have to understand who I'm talking about.
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You need to bring it up.
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Well, I was just winding my Oh, you need to rein it in.
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I've got to cut the sides of your hair.
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Now you've messed up my pattern.
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I'll fucking mess you up, partner.
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Jesus Christ.
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I'm feeling exhausted already.
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We've barely become You're doing nothing, you're sitting there.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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You're draining, mate.
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Jesus Christ.
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I have to say though, there's not many people I genuinely would trust to cut my hair, especially I think that's what's made me good at being a barber is the fact that I don't particularly like getting my hair cut.
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So when it comes to kids that don't like getting their hair cut, I get it.
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I think it's deep rooted in me.
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A lot of things are yeah.
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Yeah, just watching.
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No, I didn't say anything.
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You you have got a dirty old mind today.
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I know my Terez is always dirty, but you are dirty today.
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Honestly.
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Dirty bastard.
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Yeah, but not yeah.
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Anyway.
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Are you gonna keep it together?
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I'm Together is my middle name.
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Um we should continue on.
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Um, but I'm just saying there's not many people I trust to cut my hair.
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Oh yeah.
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Especially for a big event like a Stagdo, which I probably there's probably not gonna be that many pictures if I'm being honest, but oh don't you worry, there'll be lots of footage.
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I've got a GoPro strapped to my head for the whole week, so I did say you're gonna have to get some some for us just to put this in.
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Like we'll what we try and do is send some over to Ryan or some clips of it so you can see what's going on with us as well out there in little Benedome of me and my mobility scooter.
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I'm definitely gonna fit in.
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But yeah, 100%.
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I can't lie.
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Again, we brought this up in the last episode, and I've done a few videos of it on my own platform.
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I pair out the British Airways flight with Little Mason.
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Uh I can't lie, I've flown plenty of times with Tourette's, but I am nervous.
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I don't know why I'm so nervous, but I think it's just because now, seeing it happened to Little Mason and his family, it's made me realise that actually it's possible it can happen.
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So, I mean, I know I've got all my boys there, I've got all my support and that, but which is fine.
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But again, at the end of the day, not saying that they don't understand, because of course they do this.
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My my mates are really understanding my Tourettes, but it's not happening to them, it's happening to me when it comes to like say embarrassment or anything like that.
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So fuck it is difficult to kind of get that comprehension of of how that feels over to someone else.
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Do you know what I mean?
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No, 100%.
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It makes sense to be nervous, especially if everything's gone on in the media the last couple of weeks with certain people who've made some interesting and wrong claims about everything that's happening.
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Fuck you, Katie Hopkins, you no good cunt.
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We're keeping that in, I don't care.
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Um we can at her as well.
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I've actually sent her a lovely message to ask her to come on this lovely pod.
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So I'm still waiting for the response.
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For some reason, I highly doubt that.
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No, she's a fucking clickbaiter, she can come in and back herself if she wants.
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I just honestly, we I'm not gonna I don't even want to talk about her.
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No, I don't even want to talk about her anymore, but I will.
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I just think fair enough you got your opinion on Tourette's and his disability, but don't bring his weight into it, you fucking horrible, horrible, vile person.
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I just couldn't that when I saw that for the first time, it I genuinely it took my breath away in the shock of I know she's opinionated, but then that's damn right nasty.
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I just couldn't understand it.
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And he's such a lovely little lad with such and he articulates himself well.
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If you haven't already seen it on my profile to Threats Barber, I've interviewed him in the chair, and it's really he speaks really well for on his situation.
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Fuck off.
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Fuck off.
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But yeah.
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Well yeah.
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We'll get onto that again at some point.
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Yeah, definitely.
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But no, I can understand the nervousness around it, but we'll get there, it'll be grand, we'll have a bit of crack, it'll be fun.
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I think she should move to India.
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I have I do you know what, Quelon, um, since last week as well, because I feel like you were really interviewing me and Evie last week, which I really appreciated.
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Um but I wanted to interview I wanted to ask you some questions.
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Oh god.
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Um first I thought you were putting your bags to me then.
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Don't you worry.
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What would you say is the most Irish thing about you?
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My love of your mum.
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Yeah, well that's true, yeah.
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Mammy is very Irish.
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She is.
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Uh and I'd say my love of spods and Guinness.
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Yeah, you know.
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I'm a bit of a walk and stereotype.
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You are a bit of a stereotype with that, yeah.
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Yeah, because it is the two best things in the world.
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I love Guinness.
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I'd also say your name.
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Well, my name, yeah, Keelan couldn't be uh I mean it's not even that common in Ireland, let alone anywhere else.
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Well, there's like a lot of different variations of my name.
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Like my cousin's called Keelan, and like that's like female-y kind of version.
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But then there's lads called Keelan too, so yeah.
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I don't know, but Guinness spuds, I love both.
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Um however.
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What's your favourite type of spud?
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That's a big question.
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Jesus Christ.
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I'd say roasty is my least favourite.
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Roasties?
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Yeah, I think they're all roasted.
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I don't like roast.
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A good roasty is obviously great, you know what I mean?
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But overall I think it's unmatched when you get a good one.
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I don't like your levery ones that have been left out in the past too long.
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Hey Tom, we don't like then do we, Mr.
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Kerrige?
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No, we don't.
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You chevy prick.
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I think Mash is underrated.
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Mash is great, mate.
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Mash.
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Yeah, mash is good.
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But I will say about Guinness Guinness is not a summer drink.
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Mash tag braided.
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He tastes like smelly onions.
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What was that noise that came from?
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How about here?
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How about here?
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You shut your fucking mouth.
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Who talks to you now?
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Ryan.
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Oh, I can't see.
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You don't even look.
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You don't want to see what's going on.
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So look, yeah, back to the biggest.
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Uh I don't know if it's controversial or not, but I don't think Guinness is I drink Guinness strictly in winter months.
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Yeah, you're yeah, you're seasonal Guinness drinking.
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Yeah, I don't think Guinness should be drank in the heat of the summer.
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What's your go-to then?
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Lago?
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Oh, I've got to love a beer.
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He does love a beer.
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Yes, yeah, I do love a beer.
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But see, I don't drink spirits, so that's kind of why I drink beer.
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I don't see the point in going to the pub to drink spirits because I don't like it.
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Okay.
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Very um very good answer.
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I've got another I've got I've got a few questions.
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I'll take a bit of a quick fire around for you, I suppose.
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What's the weirdest thing you've Googled at 2 a.m.?
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Jesus.
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Uh Quinn Oliver's not prepared for these questions.
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I wanted to catch a bit.
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The weirdest thing I've Googled at.
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Because I know how your brain works.
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There's got to be some weird shit.
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Not even crude or sexual, but more like just straight up weird.
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Bloody Christ in the high heavens.
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Um should we free Palestine question mark?
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Oh, you're damn right we should.
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You shouldn't have said that to me.
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Not too.
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Weirdest thing I've Googled.
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I don't know, man.
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Probably health conditions.
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I'm pretty bad for that.
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Yeah, you are a little bit of a hypochondriac with that, aren't you?
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I think it runs through the family to be fair.
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Yeah, but I'm one of them special ones that annoys me, your sister.
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Because I will sit there and Google things that are wrong with me, but I'll refuse to go to the doctor to get it.
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What does it mean when you have blood in your stool?
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Not good.
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I can tell you that for a fact.
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Yeah.
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Based on last Friday night, I bet you can't tell me.
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Was it Clary, was it?
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Oh god.
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Uh that was bad.
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Yeah, I'm a bit of a hypochondriac.
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Most weird things I Google is things that's probably wrong with me without actually going to get them checked.
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Right, yeah.
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Because what was the longest period of time you went you went without going to the doctors?
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Ten years.
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Until last year.
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Ten years, ma'am.
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I don't believe in that.
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Who does that?
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What about dentist?
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Oh Jesus.
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She won't talk about the dentist.
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I've actually inquired about going to the dentist as soon as I'm going to do that.
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Yeah, because I think Mia's basically forced you, hasn't she?
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Yeah, but the more you force me, the higher the chance I won't do it.
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Yeah, well that's just a typical man's attitude, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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I don't know, that's how I won't mention the dentist 'cause my mother will get very, very upset.
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Well no, we'll tell her.
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No, you won't tell her.
00:21:46.400 --> 00:21:48.000
Barbara, he hasn't been going.
00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:49.039
I have, Mammy.
00:21:49.279 --> 00:21:49.680
No, he hasn't.
00:21:49.759 --> 00:21:50.400
Yes, I have, Mammy.
00:21:50.640 --> 00:21:51.200
No, he hasn't.
00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:52.559
I've got new trainers.
00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:53.359
They're awful.
00:21:53.519 --> 00:21:54.000
I like them.
00:21:54.160 --> 00:21:55.039
Whose trainers are better?
00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:59.440
Air Force Ones, apparently apparently Air Force Ones are considered the dad's shoe now.
00:21:59.599 --> 00:21:59.759
Nah.
00:22:00.000 --> 00:22:00.559
I don't think so, mate.
00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:01.200
No, I've seen it.
00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:02.079
I've seen it multiple times.
00:22:02.240 --> 00:22:03.680
Apparently the kids don't wear them now.
00:22:03.839 --> 00:22:05.680
Apart from slags from Harlow.
00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:07.599
Jesus, I'm so sorry, Harlow.
00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:08.400
And to the slags.
00:22:08.559 --> 00:22:11.680
I'm not a big fan of Harlow, but um I like Jack.
00:22:12.079 --> 00:22:12.960
Jack Harlow.
00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:13.519
That's good.
00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:14.799
Yeah, Lucy'd love that.
00:22:15.039 --> 00:22:16.480
Also picked up the wedding rings this week.
00:22:16.720 --> 00:22:18.160
Oh, exciting.
00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:19.359
We've got them.
00:22:19.599 --> 00:22:23.759
Yes, we've used the fuck! Because me and Lucy are getting married in September.
00:22:23.839 --> 00:22:25.200
So we're trying to get things sorted.
00:22:25.359 --> 00:22:25.920
Yeah.
00:22:26.160 --> 00:22:28.079
And yeah, got the rings this week.
00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:31.039
It felt really weird to pick them up and not just put it on.
00:22:31.279 --> 00:22:32.079
Are they pretty rings?
00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:32.799
They're gorgeous.
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Can't lie.
00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:35.119
Her ring is lovely.
00:22:35.359 --> 00:22:38.160
Like great love, man.
00:22:38.480 --> 00:22:40.400
Ha! I don't need any encouragement.
00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:44.559
It's got a lovely chocolate star on it.
00:22:50.000 --> 00:22:51.759
Oh, sorry, Luz.
00:22:52.160 --> 00:22:53.839
How long have you been with her?
00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:55.920
14 years.
00:22:58.240 --> 00:23:00.079
This is definitely more of a funny podcast.
00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:02.640
So yeah, we um yeah, we picked up the rings.
00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:05.440
Lucy's wedding ring is lovely.
00:23:05.680 --> 00:23:08.640
Um if you want to check it out, I think it's on her profile on TikTok.
00:23:08.720 --> 00:23:10.480
She's posted a little video of it because it does look nice.
00:23:10.559 --> 00:23:12.960
She's gone for a little diamond checkerboard effect on top.
00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:15.200
And then mine is just like a nice gold band.
00:23:15.279 --> 00:23:23.759
But what I think is really special, rather than engraving it saying, like, you know, our wedding date or like I love you or anything, we actually got engraved our fingerprints on the inside.
00:23:23.839 --> 00:23:30.240
So mine's on hers and hers is on mine, which is just yeah, just a little bit different and really sweet, even though you don't see it, but you just know it's there.
00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:31.279
It's beautiful, though, isn't it?
00:23:31.359 --> 00:23:32.960
So she's always touching me.
00:23:35.680 --> 00:23:37.680
Ryan's making some funny noise of example.
00:23:38.079 --> 00:23:39.279
It sounds like an injured dog.
00:23:39.680 --> 00:23:40.960
Looks like one too.
00:23:41.839 --> 00:23:43.839
So I feel like I've been hemorrhaging money.
00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:44.480
But apart from that.
00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:46.160
You've got too much for it is the issue, isn't it?
00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:47.200
I wish it was that.
00:23:47.279 --> 00:23:48.480
I wish there was the issue.
00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:51.200
Paying Ryan too much money for us to have money.
00:23:54.079 --> 00:23:57.119
He turns up in a new car every week and more equipment.
00:23:57.440 --> 00:23:58.319
That's not nice.
00:23:58.400 --> 00:23:58.960
No, that's not.
00:23:59.039 --> 00:23:59.279
Yeah.
00:23:59.359 --> 00:23:59.920
Give him a hug.
00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:00.799
No, he hasn't got a new car.
00:24:01.440 --> 00:24:02.400
You might come on setting his lap.
00:24:02.640 --> 00:24:03.279
Can I give you a hug?
00:24:03.599 --> 00:24:04.079
HR.
00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:05.599
We are HR.
00:24:05.759 --> 00:24:06.160
I am.
00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:07.680
I'm Catherine.
00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:09.359
Catherine, Catherine Ryan.
00:24:09.759 --> 00:24:10.480
Lovely tits.
00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:12.400
I think my teacher in school was called Catherine Ryan.
00:24:12.559 --> 00:24:12.720
Really?
00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:13.119
Yeah, anyway.
00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:15.039
I do really like listening to it.
00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:17.279
Yeah, fuck it.
00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:17.680
It was.
00:24:17.920 --> 00:24:18.240
Who cares?
00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:19.039
Majulie.
00:24:19.200 --> 00:24:19.920
Majulie.
00:24:20.799 --> 00:24:21.440
But yeah.
00:24:21.759 --> 00:24:22.240
Fuck you.
00:24:22.480 --> 00:24:26.720
So I was gonna say, actually, Benedorm, Thursday, the start of the World Cup, mate.
00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:28.240
I think we have to find a barrier, even though I know you're gonna be.
00:24:28.799 --> 00:24:30.079
Yeah, but who's playing who's the first game?
00:24:30.319 --> 00:24:31.279
Mexico, South Africa.
00:24:31.519 --> 00:24:36.400
To be honest, I am so we're going from Thursday to Sunday, and I'm so glad there isn't an England game on.
00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:38.079
No, we get back and then it starts, isn't it?
00:24:38.319 --> 00:24:44.480
That's I'm buzzing about that because I am a little bit worried about Brits abroad watching football, especially someone like Benedorm.
00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:46.319
Yeah, it's definitely gonna be interesting.
00:24:46.640 --> 00:24:47.759
I'll be back.
00:24:49.839 --> 00:24:51.440
To get some seesaw spray.
00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:55.839
Oh that's the carny artist.
00:24:56.319 --> 00:24:57.519
It's a miracle.
00:24:58.079 --> 00:24:59.039
You look better already.
00:24:59.279 --> 00:24:59.519
Do I?
00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:01.039
Oh fuck, that's cologne.
00:25:01.359 --> 00:25:01.680
Joking.
00:25:03.519 --> 00:25:05.680
Don't spray me with that.
00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:06.720
That's what she said.
00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:08.480
Shall I ask you another question, Quay Long?
00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:08.960
Yeah, come on.
00:25:09.039 --> 00:25:09.839
Fire ahead.
00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:12.000
Fire your face.
00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:15.039
What is the longest?
00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:15.920
Oh god.
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:19.279
What is the longest amount of time you've worn the same pair of underwear for?
00:25:19.519 --> 00:25:19.759
Oh.
00:25:19.920 --> 00:25:20.000
Oh.
00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:25.920
Because I reckon you know, on your travels and shit, I reckon you've you've I reckon in Vietnam I did a solid four days.
00:25:26.559 --> 00:25:26.960
Is that it?
00:25:27.039 --> 00:25:28.079
I reckon you're longer, man.
00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:28.799
What are you saying?
00:25:28.880 --> 00:25:29.680
I wash daily, mate.
00:25:29.839 --> 00:25:32.240
You might wash, but I can guarantee you all the same ones for ages.
00:25:32.400 --> 00:25:32.880
Four days?
00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:34.240
Yeah, I reckon it's solid four days.
00:25:34.559 --> 00:25:37.200
Was that was that was that was that like taking them off and flipping them inside out?
00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:38.720
It's humid out there, if you know what I mean.
00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:39.680
Yeah, sweaty.
00:25:39.759 --> 00:25:40.079
Yeah.
00:25:40.319 --> 00:25:40.559
Yeah.
00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:42.720
Do you do the front to back?
00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:43.599
Then inside out.
00:25:43.759 --> 00:25:44.559
I don't I don't believe in that.
00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:46.640
It brings a whole new meaning to shit's creek.
00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:47.920
No, I don't believe in that, Ryan.
00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:49.039
Sweaty crack.
00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:51.039
Um yeah, I reckon a good four days.
00:25:51.200 --> 00:25:51.279
Wow.
00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:52.720
I could probably remember the time.
00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:53.519
It's lovely.
00:25:53.599 --> 00:25:54.240
It's a good time.
00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:56.880
I mean, if I'm asking myself that question, it's really not that long.
00:25:57.039 --> 00:25:58.880
Oh maybe you go on days without showering.
00:25:58.960 --> 00:26:03.359
You come into work in the mornings and spread your control of yourself and call that a shower, so that's not true.
00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:05.039
Call that a shower.
00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:08.240
You're trying to try to expose me or something.
00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:09.440
I never smell bad.
00:26:09.599 --> 00:26:11.920
I if anything, I'm more harsh on myself than smelling bad.
00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:12.720
What are you fucking doing?
00:26:13.359 --> 00:26:14.559
You give me a side iron.
00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:19.200
So I I actually thought a good question while you're doing my hair as well, Queelan Brav.
00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:19.440
Yeah.
00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:20.480
Quelan Brav?
00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:22.000
Queelam Bravo!
00:26:25.599 --> 00:26:26.079
Fuck.
00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:28.880
What's the worst haircut you've ever had?
00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:30.559
Oh, I had a really bad one.
00:26:30.960 --> 00:26:32.319
You've had loads of bad ones.
00:26:32.640 --> 00:26:33.920
Yeah, but a lot of them might make it look good.
00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:34.640
This one was bad.
00:26:34.799 --> 00:26:36.720
It was actually in uh none of them look good.
00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:40.400
So I I grew my hair out back when I lived in Griffith in the back of our snow.
00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:41.839
It was in uh Australia.
00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:43.119
Pictures will be in here.
00:26:43.279 --> 00:26:45.440
Oh god, there actually is photos, it was really bad.
00:26:45.519 --> 00:26:46.559
Uh so I grew my hair out.
00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:47.920
It was probably similar to your length.
00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:49.680
Um Difference and stuff.
00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:51.200
Long legged Mac Daddy.
00:26:51.680 --> 00:26:52.400
That's me.
00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:56.480
Uh and then I went to this guy, he was actually a very nice guy, this Maori guy in this town.
00:26:56.559 --> 00:26:58.000
There's only a thousand people there.
00:26:58.079 --> 00:26:59.200
Uh, and he butchered me.
00:26:59.279 --> 00:27:00.640
Do you remember the guy with bale haircut?
00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:02.079
Where he's like shave up to there.
00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:03.839
I asked for a trim, kind of what you've done.
00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:04.000
Right.
00:27:04.160 --> 00:27:05.519
And he's taken the fucking off me.
00:27:05.599 --> 00:27:10.079
And genuinely, I think that was probably when I decided I should become a barber because I can't allow that to happen again.
00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:10.400
Really?
00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:11.599
Do you reckon that she is that much?
00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:12.640
Yeah, it's probably around that time.
00:27:13.279 --> 00:27:13.759
That's interesting.
00:27:13.839 --> 00:27:16.079
And then I remember you gave me a trim once, Jesus.
00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:19.519
Why are you lying for?
00:27:19.759 --> 00:27:20.799
Why are you lying?
00:27:21.279 --> 00:27:22.720
Why are you on a lie?
00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:26.559
Speaking of interesting things that are coming up, the World Cup is beginning.
00:27:27.119 --> 00:27:29.200
And I know because you're such a big footballing man.
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:30.400
It's coming home.
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:32.079
It's not coming on, please, Peter Jesus.
00:27:32.319 --> 00:27:33.599
Football's coming home.
00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:34.640
Come on, Ghana.
00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:44.559
Um, yeah, I want to see, based on what you do know, some early predictions that you think might win it, because we can look back at this in a month's time and see were you correct or incorrect.
00:27:44.880 --> 00:27:53.920
So, I mean, obviously straight off the bat, you want to say there's Brazil and Portugal are up there, but also then you've got Germany and also Italy have been on a good couple of what?
00:27:54.400 --> 00:27:55.359
Italy haven't qualified.
00:27:55.440 --> 00:27:56.799
They haven't qualified, well fuck.
00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:06.400
Ciao! Bye bye! Yes, continue.
00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:08.880
Um okay, Italy haven't qualified, that shows me.
00:28:09.039 --> 00:28:12.000
Look at me, I was fucking I was talking like I knew what I was talking about.
00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:12.640
You're qualified.
00:28:12.720 --> 00:28:16.240
No, I mean, yeah, I do think obviously Portugal and and Brazil look great.
00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:18.480
Germany, I think, are little sneaky little fuckers.
00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:19.759
They always have been, always will be.
00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:21.039
They're in charge of your country now, isn't it?
00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:23.440
Sorry.
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:25.279
In charge of my country, watch it.
00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:27.440
Um yeah, I don't know how we're gonna get on.
00:28:27.519 --> 00:28:32.079
I think obviously the lineup for England is a bit different to what we've seen before.
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:35.119
Uh a bit different to what we a lot of us were expecting.
00:28:35.359 --> 00:28:36.559
But I think the boys will do good.
00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:38.559
I hope we do well, I hope everyone has fun out there.
00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:43.279
Also, actually, I don't know if you've seen it, I will mention them and give them a little shout out because they're doing it for a great cause.
00:28:43.440 --> 00:29:00.400
Um, for any of you that know Woody and Kleiny, uh, they are massive like um YouTubers, influencers, whatever you want to call them, uh social media stars, I suppose, with billions of streams, and they do like a lot of football stuff, but also they do a lot of they used they started on they started out doing like tricks and stuff.
00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:09.200
Anyway, they are doing a tour of all the games across the US and Mexico and they're streaming it 24-7.
00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:11.119
Have you seen Yes?
00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:13.680
I can't wait.
00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:14.720
They are streaming 20.
00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:16.000
Are you taking the piss?
00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:17.920
I mean, he said, right?
00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:20.240
Saki Barcer today, Michael.
00:29:20.480 --> 00:29:23.680
Um but yeah, they're doing it.
00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:27.359
They're doing like a 24-7 stream the whole time, and I it's it's just it's pretty.
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:28.720
Oh, the 24-7 stream.
00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:30.480
24-7, they're not stopping.
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:33.119
They've got a they've got an RV or a big like Torbar.
00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:34.640
I've seen the advert kind of shit for it.
00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:39.599
But they're doing it for prostate cancer, which is incredible, and I think they're tagged up, they're teamed up with um talk sport as well.
00:29:39.839 --> 00:29:40.480
That's cool.
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:46.480
So that'd be cool to see how they get on, but God, that's gotta be fucking draining at the same time, isn't it?
00:29:46.720 --> 00:29:49.200
Uh I think most people would do it for a job, yeah.
00:29:49.359 --> 00:29:51.039
Oh, I mean, I wouldn't like to I mean why not?
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:52.400
I'd be gassed.
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:58.240
I've done we've done I've done a little bit of work with them before and they're lovely guys, so yeah, wish them well, and yeah, what up for doing it for a good cause.
00:29:58.559 --> 00:29:59.759
Fair play, boy's.
00:29:59.920 --> 00:30:02.160
Yeah, I reckon Norway, Norway gonna win the whole fucking game.
00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:05.039
Well no, but that's my underdog card.
00:30:05.279 --> 00:30:09.440
See, this is the thing, Quelon gives it all the fucking berry, because he he he is English.
00:30:09.680 --> 00:30:10.160
I'm not.
00:30:10.480 --> 00:30:10.960
He is English.
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:12.240
Where were you born?
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:14.799
Highbury and Island.
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:15.359
Exactly.
00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:19.440
So he was born here, but he's gone back and he just basically got the accent and then came back here.
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:22.079
So but he doesn't like to support England.
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:22.640
Never.
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:27.039
Which is fine, but if you really believe that Ireland is your country, you'll never see them win anything.
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:28.480
I've been radicalised.
00:30:31.839 --> 00:30:35.920
It's really hard to cut um the taper, but I think I've done a half decent job.
00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:37.519
What do we think, chat?
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:50.559
It's hard to do it with But bringing this back now, because something we did in the early episodes, um, which I thoroughly enjoyed, and actually a lot of our clients and people who did watch commented they enjoyed was the embarrassing stories segments.
00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:52.079
Embarrassing stories, I forgot we had that.
00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:56.559
We've actually we struggled to get through the last few weeks with all the guests and stuff to actually get them bits out.
00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:00.079
But we did get one sent today, and actually, this is probably the first one that we've listened to.
00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:01.519
Actually, the first one we haven't listened to.
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:03.359
Well, you haven't listened to it at all, so we have no idea.
00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:08.160
And from what we gather from producer Reinhardt Wick, I should give you all name out there.
00:31:08.559 --> 00:31:09.200
Hard dick.
00:31:09.839 --> 00:31:10.640
Did you get that from school?
00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:11.359
Soft veg.
00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:12.640
Master done, yeah.
00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:14.720
Ironically, it's soft.
00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:16.079
Soft vagina.
00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:18.160
Sorry, Def Ryan.
00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:19.119
Sorry, mum.
00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:24.319
Um have we got who sent it to who?
00:31:24.400 --> 00:31:24.799
Did you put it?
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:36.160
Uh yeah, because the one today gathered from what he said, I can't tell how bad it is or how good it is, but I'm quite looking forward to listening to it, and I think that could be our next little segment.
00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:38.319
Okay, I'm I'm up for that.
00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:39.839
We we'll listen and go from there.
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:41.200
Again, we have no idea what it is.
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:43.200
Yeah, we've no backstory whatsoever to this one.
00:31:43.519 --> 00:31:56.240
Um and yeah, to be fair, anybody who is doing or doing who's doing our podcast, anybody who's watching our podcast uh and has any funny stories anonymous, please let us know because I mean I thoroughly enjoy listening to people embarrass themselves.
00:31:56.400 --> 00:32:00.000
So Okay, let's play it.
00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:05.759
So this happened a couple of years ago, uh back when I first started.
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:13.039
So this happened a couple of years ago, uh, back when I first started in uni.
00:32:13.519 --> 00:32:16.880
Fresh was fresh as week, very first week, first couple weeks in uni.
00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:21.039
It was uh a really cool thing, Matt Spark rule.
00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:24.079
Well obviously it's gonna go off.
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Um pretty much bars I'm pretty saying.
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Um he gave me shots.
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I don't know why it's the first thing.
00:32:51.839 --> 00:33:06.720
Um ten of them I'll say these things.
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And we're having a great time.
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And then we went down to this club and as we get to the club, I was just I was making absolutely fool myself, like just pissing off everyone.
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Um and I was on the on the door thinking, oh shit.
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So I uh sorry, sorry, I'm gonna have to die.
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:38.799
I can't I can't open it anymore.
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Uh sorry.
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I think it's I think it's shit.
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I think I need I think I need to fro.
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And then I'll turn around.
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I'll think.
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Then all of a sudden he bang bang bang.
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I'm thinking oh what's that?
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Um thinking, oh my god, go away.
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Then all of a sudden, bang, bang, bang.
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I was thinking oh shit.
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And then I look back, and then as I look back, the bounces kicked the door down, I'm thinking, oh for fuck's sake.
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Not realising still that my trousers are down my ankles, I'm on all fours.
00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:49.679
Oh my god, the staff is just facing the door has just been kicked down.
00:34:49.920 --> 00:35:12.159
Bounce has looked at me, about 20 people with their phones out, all my fucking mass pressure scores going, no, so now my whole mass power seen my arsehole on the first two weeks of being there, got dragged out of the club, still couldn't even let me bring my fucking trousers down, so my ankles go through the club.
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I'm thinking, oh, for fuck's sake, well I'm not gonna be very popular at mass my mascot.
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That is fucked.
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Thank you, Anonymous.
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That was great.
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I mean, Jesus, Jesus Christ.
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Um I thought he was about to say he's gonna shit all over the bouncer.
00:35:27.519 --> 00:35:31.199
I thought as well, I thought that was coming, but thank god it didn't, but Jesus got picked up as well.
00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:34.239
He got picked up with his trousers still down.
00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:35.920
No, it's a way.
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:41.920
And also, so we don't know who this is, obviously, but did you say this was also called into an Australian radio show?
00:35:42.159 --> 00:35:44.880
Honestly, I want to see their reactions as well, but honestly.
00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:59.760
Well we'll have to have a look at that after as well, because that is absolutely I can't lie, I've been in the position before similarly where you need to be sick, but then having your legs round your ankles whilst on all fours in a public toilet, I don't care how drunk you are, that is just stupid and rogue.
00:35:59.920 --> 00:36:04.000
Yeah, but he has just drank fucking how many shots of whatever he's drank, some random guy.
00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:05.119
Yeah, of course.
00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:07.039
It obviously all goes out the window, doesn't it?
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:10.320
But have you ever been have you ever been in a situation similar?
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:13.280
I've shit myself and been pulled out of a nightclub, I don't think.
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:14.239
Oh, you didn't shit myself.
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:17.119
Well I've been pulled out of a nightclub before, but not for shitting myself.
00:36:17.280 --> 00:36:19.599
I mean put out I don't even think I've been pulled out of a nightclub.
00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:20.960
I don't really like nightclubs.
00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.079
No, I don't like nightclubs either.
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:23.840
If anything, when I got pulled out, I was quite happy about it.
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:24.960
Yeah, I bet you were.
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:26.639
Um no, nothing like that.
00:36:26.719 --> 00:36:30.159
I don't think probably kicked out of pubs, I've definitely been at some point.
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:33.280
Oh yeah, I mean that's pretty standard for a Brit or an Englishman.
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Yeah, free lot.
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Um touch me there.
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:44.559
That is my no no square.
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:45.920
Your nono square?
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:48.960
Sorry, that's a a tick I picked up from Uncle Ticks.
00:36:49.199 --> 00:36:49.679
Jesus.
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:53.760
Uh no, I haven't had any situations like that before, but that is absolutely fucking mental.
00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:54.639
Yeah, that is crazy.
00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:56.880
That's definitely up there is one of the better ones we've had so far.
00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:58.320
Actually, you know what I realised.
00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:01.360
Every embarrassing story that a man sends in is them shitting themselves.
00:37:01.519 --> 00:37:03.519
Well, I mean, is that there must be an issue in this.
00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:06.320
Well, I think it's also one of the most embarrassing things you can do as a man.
00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:12.239
Not as a man, but you're like as a as a man for an embarrassing story, that's probably a go-to because you've all done it, so I can't see.
00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:13.360
Yeah, okay.
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:15.280
Um I have no idea.
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:17.360
Oh, I don't really know myself, to be honest.
00:37:17.599 --> 00:37:19.199
I don't think you know or nor care.
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:20.159
No, it looks good.
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:20.559
Ish.
00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:23.760
Taper's probably not as high as you wanted, but it's impossible to do with the situation or in the city.
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:25.280
No, a cut situation what?
00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:28.000
Well, trying to cut your hair with minimalizing.
00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:28.400
Yeah.
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:30.559
And Ryan's big fuck off head.
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:31.440
Look at that 24-7.
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:34.159
No, you got a nice head of hair.
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:36.800
Very lovely moolet.
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:40.960
One thing I did want to talk about is obviously so we are episode seven with this one.
00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:42.239
Oh, fuck, fuck you.
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:43.599
And just seven.
00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:45.039
Halper seven.
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:46.239
Um sorry, Gil.
00:37:46.559 --> 00:37:50.960
Um we have got one more episode before we're gonna take a little break.
00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:53.280
So the next next episode we've got.
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:55.280
We've got a very exciting guest.
00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:56.159
Fingers crossed.
00:37:56.480 --> 00:37:57.840
Please be to Jesus, no, I haven't.
00:37:58.960 --> 00:37:59.760
Praise be.
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:02.000
Um blessed be the fruit.
00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:05.679
Um, yeah, we've got a big guest coming on to kind of finish off.
00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:12.880
We're gonna we're calling this start our first series, so we've done eight, and then we might take a little break for like a month, two months, and we're gonna come back.
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:19.440
You know, we want to make sure, because now, like we said before, we've learned so much, we want to make sure we're I think we've realised we quite enjoy having guests on, too.
00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:20.719
Yeah, guests works well.
00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:23.039
But it's fun doing these ones because we have a bit of crack and it's very relaxed.
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:24.559
This is just us being silly, isn't it?
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:27.039
Yeah, but these are more of the ones that you can just see us being idiots.
00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:27.360
Yeah.
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:31.760
But I've I that's the one thing I've taken away is the guests and actually talking to people you don't usually get to talk to.
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:40.559
Well that's it, and I think we realise actually that we we are trying to find people that are one really interesting, good people, you want to celebrate them and talk about them really as well.
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:44.719
And some crossovers between our lives, you know, so that's the whole point.
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:49.280
So when it comes to the second series we want to do, um if Ryan's up to it.
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:52.480
Yeah, and if anyone has any people they'd like to see who we could actually get, yeah.
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:55.920
Like don't be competing Tom Cruise because Josh thinks he's famous, but Jesus Christ.
00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:58.559
Um well fuck Tom and his cruise.
00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:05.679
Um yeah, if it's anyone you want to see on the pod next season, it doesn't need to be famous either, it could just be anyone who's got an interesting story, sit down in the chat.
00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:15.360
Like I think as well, especially like you know, we spoke to Evie Megan, I know she's obviously got Tourette's, and obviously that was uh fuck quite complimentary being Tourette's awareness month and because of me with Tourette's.
00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:23.679
But you know, I I do want to highlight any and all conditions of people that have to do with like, you know, whether it's neurological, whether it's physical, whatever.
00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:29.599
I think it's just a really like we said, as long as they've got a great story and I think we're up for anything, you know.
00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:32.639
Body blue, see you next week.
00:39:33.920 --> 00:39:35.360
That's the next guest.
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Um I'm trying to focus on yeah still at the same time.
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:47.599
Well yeah, I'm gonna dry this bad boy down.
00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:50.000
So I'll cue the sexy music.
00:39:56.159 --> 00:39:58.639
Ooooooooh okay.
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Yeah, he actually listened.
00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:02.719
That's exactly what I was going for, bruv.
00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:03.599
I know it was.
00:40:03.760 --> 00:40:04.159
Yep.
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:05.840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.880
Oh, you're quite good at this, isn't you?
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:11.519
Oh, I'm actually Queen on, can I be honest with you?
00:40:11.679 --> 00:40:11.760
Yeah.
00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:13.440
I didn't think you'd smash it.
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I am chuffed.
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I'm glad.
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:17.280
That's exactly what I was that's exactly what I asked for.
00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:18.800
Bear in mind I couldn't see the whole fucking time.
00:40:19.119 --> 00:40:19.519
I couldn't see.
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:21.039
I had Ryan's big head covering the lights.
00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:21.840
Oh, I'm chuffed, mate.
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:23.199
Yeah, that looks great.
00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:30.719
Expose him! Expose him! Mullet man!
00:40:40.159 --> 00:40:40.800
Oh Jesus.
00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:42.960
Alright, well I think that's when we're gonna wrap it up.
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It's been a bit of a mental one, bit different, bit fun, a bit weird.
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We are going back to our usual format of having a lovely guest on, so stay tuned.
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It'll be a couple of weeks, we'll see you then.
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Fuck off.