Comic Quest

Comic quest ep 12: the gangs back together

July 8, 2026 · transcript

ABOUT THIS EPISODE

After their separate adventures, the party is finally back together.

In Episode 12 of Comic Quest, the gang reunite in Neverwinter, sharing everything they’ve learned while uncovering even more secrets lurking beneath the city’s surface. As their stories collide, new questions emerge, old mysteries begin to make sense, and the true importance of Taz becomes harder to ignore.

With the party reunited, it’s time to piece together the clues, prepare for what’s coming next, and decide who they can really trust.

Expect laughs, revelations, questionable plans, and plenty of classic Comic Quest chaos as the next chapter of the adventure begins.

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Here we are again.
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We are four comedian staffed in the land at Dungeons and Dragons.
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How are we gonna get back home?
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We don't know.
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Whoa!
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This is Comic Quest.
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Alright, and welcome to episode 12 of Comics Quest.
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Are you serious?
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That's great.
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Alright.
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You're killed.
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One at a time.
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Wait.
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Nice.
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Excellent.
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Groovy.
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Today, well, they're calling in Blackfriars, you know.
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Absolute hubbers.
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Yeah.
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Hubbber Scottish Comedy.
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It's a great venue.
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If you want to come and see live comedy in Glasgow, you've got to go to Blackfriars.
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Also check out Bad Sister Venue.
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There's live podcasts, there's football, live music, anything you can really want.
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They've got it on at bad.
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But now into the episode, so you've all done your individual episodes last week.
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Yeah.
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I hear you guys went to sleep.
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Well, on the on the travel, I think I got some shut eye.
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As soon as I heard the option of a full rest, I took it.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, so did I.
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I was in the I was in the little cage.
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I was gonna go to sleep, and then I thought, no, the boys will have explored and and gotten to mischief, so so will I along the route.
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Nope.
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The boys just took some well.
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Did they also smell like piss, or is that just me?
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No, that you're the only one who sat.
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I can't wait to fucked up.
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That was given to me.
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That was that was that was written.
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No?
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You smell a piss, Fanny.
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You said I said you got knocked out, and then you went, have I shot myself?
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Don't give him ideas.
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A reasonable first question.
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Yeah, but you're giving him ideas.
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When you wake up from a blackout, you do your checks.
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Oh, what kind of blackouts are you?
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I've usually have I committed a crime.
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That's your checks.
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Oh, my shit.
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Do your checks.
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Did I rob a desktop?
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Yeah, Tom mass texts his entire thing, his entire contacts list.
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I got a lot of coffee grinds, but no receipts.
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Who did I call last night?
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I wake up and just go, who shit my pants?
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Did you guys?
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Well, I wasn't even going to make you shit your pants, and then you were like, no, I'll roll for that.
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You really have brought that on yourself.
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I just want to say I have no memory that I think I was blacked out while recording that episode.
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My my main memory of the solo episode was the whole time I thought to myself, this is a really good episode.
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And I'm making really fun choices here as a role player.
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And then after we finished recording, the first thing, Liam just went, You did none of the stuff that I had planned for you there.
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And I was like, oh fuck, I can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing that I've just gone so so astray.
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I think that's your whole life, Garrett.
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I've spent two fuck.
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That is too, that's too profound for this time of day.
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But I was like, did that annoy you that I went to do?
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No, well, no, because it's just guidelines.
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So if you go off and do other things, then that's part of the game.
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But Tom, Tom was the only one who actually stuck to task the most.
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Yeah, because I've fucking original.
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I love this game.
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I just hear when you talk, I just hear sheep.
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All right.
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You just follow along with whatever Liam wants to do.
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That's all I hear.
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A Canadian sheep, man in the background.
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Gareth and I we're we're coming up with things Liam wouldn't even dream of.
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Did I tell you I played this in the 80s?
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Are there two Toms in the room right now?
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There sure are.
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So I'll recap and let you all we'll recap all the episodes.
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So I've got this in chronological order because the episodes it's like a Tarantino film.
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You've all done different things at different times and they're interweaven.
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What happened first was Kate and her carriage left first, then Kate slept Fanny.
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Fanny slept for two hours.
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I missed that too.
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I was like, Kate shit herself, not Fanny.
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Fanny shot herself and slept for two hours.
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Then she woke up, she asked the guards to clean the shit up with water.
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I said, this is bugging everyone.
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No dignity.
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So can you clean me?
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Sorry, I've been eating goblin food for the last time.
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It's running right through me.
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So Fanny used the distraction of the arse cleaning to escape and she ran into a forest, she turned invisible, then she climbed up a big tree and met a pseudo-dragon called Rufford.
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He's got some fucking attitude, let me tell you that.
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You're getting Rufford at some point as well.
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They then together decided to tame a giant goat and ride it to Noverwinter.
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While this was going on, Tom went for an eight well, not Tom, Bill Futler went Bill Futler went for an eight-hour nap, arrived in Notherwinter, and got put in a jail with with Shawn Michaels.
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When Tom when Sean and Mike Wow, when Sean and Michaels.
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You're you're fucked up, yeah.
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Take a breath.
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Don't be nervous.
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You got a little bit of sun and it's not.
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We're all friends.
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The people high on vitamin D.
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Bill and Sean got taken into the jail while that was happening.
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Don Baldree arrived in his jail cart.
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He then turned into a spider, jumped through the holes in one of the cages, and ran.
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That is the last smart thing Don will do.
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He then ran down a drain pipe, but not fully, he just kind of sat in the drain pipe as cover.
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I've heard a nursery rhyme about this.
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That's crazy.
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Well then a bugbell warrior came with a bucket of water and threw it down the drain, and Don Bouche got washed into the sewer.
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Instead of running away into the sewer, Don climbed back up the drain pipe.
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So I thought that's the last thing they'll expect me to do is go back up.
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Well, they don't know you're the spider, right?
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No, I think it's not a big deal.
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They did, uh they watched him turn into the spider.
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Well what?
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The guard?
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The guard.
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Oh, yeah.
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So you're turning into the spider was effectively.
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Yeah.
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I mean he got me out of the cage.
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Right.
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Good.
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But I also thought, like you did, no one's gonna see a little spider scuttling out the thing.
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But they all did, apparently.
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Because Liam ruled well.
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So well, then what happened was the guard that originally threw the bucket of water down the drain stay kept looking down the drain, so when Gareth Don Baldree came back up the pipe, he was like, he's there.
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A spider sneaking around.
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I know.
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And they're like that's the same show.
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I know.
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How would you know?
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How would you know?
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I had all these questions.
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I wish you were there, you guys were there.
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While the all the shouting was going on downstairs, upstairs in the jail, Bill Futler was making friends with a cobalt called Mika and charmed a guard called Doug.
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He also introduced himself to a werewolf called Credence and set a plan with Mika to escape the jail.
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You made so many friends.
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Yeah, I know.
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I ran into him.
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Hold on, hold on.
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No, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I need to.
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Did you even try and escape and get free?
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I or did you just I totally sent your fate into the dude?
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My I thought I escaped so well, man.
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I fucking charmed that uh the guard, got him day, give me the fucking key.
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And then I fucking uh hung out with this cobalt dude who said he knew where there was a lot of shit.
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And then and then I was like, what's this psycho doing in here?
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And fucking werewolf dude, and then and then I was like, so what I said to the guard, I said in 30 minutes after we escaped, let this gun go.
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And then he fucking that's so then that I don't know where he is right now, so but then I was like, Oh, I have no idea where he is, and I know we don't want a werewolf on the list.
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We don't want to be yeah, that's funny though.
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It's jeopardy, you've added jeopardy.
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So the werewolf, he's constantly a werewolf, he's not man turns into it.
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So well, the way werewolves work in DD is they can shape shift by choice, okay, but also when the moon comes out, they go a bit mental, and that's what happened.
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Because Fanny, when she arrived in uh Neville Winter, she ran straight into the werewolf and had to run away.
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And then Liam was Liam was like, You want to fight him?
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And I was like, No.
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No.
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Obviously not.
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Obviously not.
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Obviously, uh weirdly, no, I don't actually.
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And Liam was like, Oh, I thought you were gonna fight him.
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No.
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What have a woman clean up a band's mass?
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Not again.
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Wow.
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So then you say, Well, you let him go on verbatim.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Yes, you could ask.
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Um am I the only one how my game ended.
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Am I the only one that knows about that?
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Well, I'll get to that.
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Damn, I really wanted to be the only one that knew about that.
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So then what happened was while Fanny was hiding from the werewolf in the diamond district, Tom entered some tunnels called the Awakened Tunnels that Mika the cobalt was using to smuggle stuff into the castle.
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Bill had to answer some questions.
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One of them was what is a pansexual?
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He ace that wow, I'm so fucking proud of you now.
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Fucking eye fucking he's learning, buddy.
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The next question was what is ethical non-monogamy?
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That one I ace that as well.
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I didn't even know that one, I guess.
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Yeah, someone's been googling.
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I just swear to God, I was ethical monogamy.
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Trude, what is this?
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What is ethical?
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Would you be is this crazy?
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I've heard of this thing.
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Oh, Trude would go, no, we're not doing that.
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Unethical, she's into.
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And then the final question was Is it okay to have a pussy palace while you're married?
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And again, Bill Futler fucking nailed it.
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Phenomenal, Bill.
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Phenomenal.
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I'm so proud of you.
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Thank you.
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And that was all guessing.
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Don't say don't don't make it worse.
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We've said we're proud.
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And you're like, yes, this is this.
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A V C all the way down.
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Let me tell you, I've learned nothing.
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And I am not better for it.
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And I will never be.
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Go live your own lives.
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Well, this was going on.
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Don Baldree befriended a rat called Ashley Cole and created a rat army.
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A rat fucking army.
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And rode through the streets of Notherwinter as a spider on the back of a rat.
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Cool as spider.
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How big is a spider?
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How big is he as a spider?
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Dude, dude, you're this big.
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That's like a big grapefruit for those listening.
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Pretty big spider.
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I also saw that, but I had no time.
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Yeah.
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No, all of a sudden it was just like you see a train of rats and a spider, and then they go.
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They go into a sewer.
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And I just again I was like, I don't have time.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Do you want to fight the werewolf?
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Do you want to fuck about with the rats?
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Because this is what the book was.
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I was still running.
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I was still running.
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Oh, that's so funny.
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Avoiding.
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Yeah, funny.
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I just wrote on a goat here.
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I'm tired.
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I haven't slept.
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At this point, Fanny uh released the goat into the city to cause chaos and made her way into the castle.
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Werewolf now.
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Well, as she entered the castle, she saw guards and everybody running about in chaos.
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That was because Bill Futler had made his way into the castle, killed a cook, killed two guards, and was running through the castle.
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So savage.
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An hour ago he's like answering a pansexual is.
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An hour later, stabbing everything.
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Die cook.
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At this point as well, Don Baldree enters into the palace via the toilet with his rat army and bursts into the throne room.
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Then Bill Futler bursts into the throne room as well.
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You saw it as well.
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Fuck.
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Fanny the only one.
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Fanny went to hide in the dungeons where she bumped into some cultists who were watching the throne room through a magical projection.
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Fanny walked into the magical projection and then landed, falling through it, into the throne room in front of the throne where Sats Taz, the owner of the Chuckle Bucket company.
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And let me tell you, Liam really had to force me into that throne room.
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Let me tell you, he had to be like, Are you sure you don't want to check that out, maybe?
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No, Liam.
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Oh, this guy has come full circle.
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Have you been watching some YouTube videos?
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Well, no also has contacts.
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Whatever.
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Do you?
00:13:26.320 --> 00:13:27.360
I'll do me.
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Oh, I I I remember being so excited when I came up that pipe with my rat army, and Liam said Taz was sitting in through.
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I fucking lost it.
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I was like, that was like a fucking return in wrestling.
00:13:43.679 --> 00:13:44.240
I popped.
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Like I proper was like that.
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I was like, who's that?
00:13:47.759 --> 00:13:49.759
When he said Taz, you were like, who's that?
00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:54.799
Fanny got told about the rule of Notherwinter being Taz within like the first 20 minutes.
00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:57.759
Oh that's just so it's uh and didn't clock.
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Oh, that is that is another funny thing I could bring up on the podcast.
00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:08.240
Is uh I mean this is maybe bad for breaking the fourth wall, but and you can edit out if you think it is not relevant.
00:14:08.399 --> 00:14:19.200
But uh we recently launched and we just started our social media and everything, and I spent a day going through all of our Instagram profiles to like start following people from the podcast.
00:14:19.840 --> 00:14:26.320
And initially I was just battering down, like I'd go on Kate's thing and I'd go, Who's who are Kate's followers?
00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:28.879
Well, now we're following you to make you aware of this.
00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:30.399
If you like Kate, you're gonna like us.
00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:31.840
If you like Tom, you're gonna like us.
00:14:32.000 --> 00:14:42.559
So I was just doing that, and then fucking thankfully, I did come across some real life people that are featured in this game, and I went, Yeah, let's not follow.
00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:45.120
So I didn't just go, I'll pass that one.
00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:58.399
It was quite funny seeing the real life people that may or may not be involved in this game, or an homage to I just went, heck, just slowly didn't press follow on there.
00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:05.120
Well, I know as soon as we launched it, now every all my algorithmic DD t-shirts and everything.
00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:05.600
Yep.
00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:09.039
Then I saw the one t-shirt and I went, I don't like that.
00:15:11.279 --> 00:15:12.240
Kind of ordered it.
00:15:15.039 --> 00:15:23.440
So now you're in the throne room, you're in front of Taz, uh, who I'll tell you the other, because you've basically all gathered sidekicks at this point.
00:15:23.519 --> 00:15:26.720
So Mika the Cobalt is with Bill and Sean.
00:15:27.279 --> 00:15:33.039
Fanny has Rufford the pseudo dragon, who's like a mini like kind of cat-sized dragon.
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He is sitting on Fanny's shoulder.
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Obviously, Dawn has I think it's between 30 and 100 rats with it.
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But I still don't know that's that that's Dawn yet.
00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:44.720
Yeah, I don't know it's Dawn.
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All I know is there's a spider.
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Yeah, I think you have a feeling.
00:15:47.759 --> 00:15:48.559
You have a feeling.
00:15:48.799 --> 00:15:49.440
Oh, I know.
00:15:50.399 --> 00:15:51.279
You're about to.
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Why the fuck are they about to do that?
00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:57.440
Oh, you're about to when the spider when the spider screams at Taz, where's my weed?
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You might have an idea who it is.
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The spider can't you need to turn back into dawn.
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Spiders can't.
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Well, when I turn back into dawn, you're gonna kill at least five rats when you humanize on top of them.
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Two rats.
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Who gives a shit?
00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:13.360
Dawn switches so quick.
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I was so happy to have a rat army, and now I'm like, I could kill five rats.
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Who gives a shit?
00:16:18.639 --> 00:16:21.279
Tazer just sat on his throne, so it's up to you as well.
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You just go from here.
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Well, I think I first say like Taz! No, I say buddy.
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Say hey guys, are you fucking you're okay?
00:16:31.279 --> 00:16:35.440
Well, hey, hey Bill, where the hell is fucking Don?
00:16:36.080 --> 00:16:39.600
I haven't a clue, but let's kill that spider.
00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:42.000
Okay, that's that's my cue.
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That's my cue.
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Can I transform back into Don?
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Are you gonna jump off of Ashley Cole?
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I'm gonna jump off of Ashley Cole.
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Is it Ashley Cole?
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Ashley Cole.
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So you just called it the footballer Ashley Cole.
00:16:51.840 --> 00:16:53.759
There wasn't even like a near, oh Ash Ling.
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No.
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Okay, so I jump off of former Arsenal Chelsea left back rat version, Ashley Cole, and I uh transform back into Don.
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There you go, and Don appears in front of all of you.
00:17:05.359 --> 00:17:07.599
Whoa, freaky.
00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:13.200
Not freakier than the mini dragon or the fucking yeah.
00:17:13.359 --> 00:17:15.279
Well, what's uh hey guys?
00:17:15.920 --> 00:17:17.039
This is Mika.
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He's got a lot of shit in the layers.
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I'd be like, oh my god, uh, I think we embraced because we've all been through so much.
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It's good to see that they're all they're all, you know.
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Don is very angry touching, obviously.
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Don is very angry at Taz, but he sees Fanny go for the embrace, and Don is really starting to feel a part of something for the first time in a long time, and he goes to embrace Fanny back, which is a sentence I never thought I'd say.
00:17:48.559 --> 00:17:56.400
Which is also crazy because I'm super tall, and you guys are I I walk up to them and I say, Uppies.
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Uppies, Uppies.
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I pick up my boys, give them a big hug.
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That's it.
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I let them down.
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Super sweet.
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Does Bill come in for the hug as well?
00:18:04.799 --> 00:18:06.400
Yeah, Bill, go in for one.
00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:06.880
Yeah, right.
00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:08.079
And so does Sean.
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Why does it still sound sinister?
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Two two seconds ago, ethical hug, no hands, but my face is in there.
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Woo!
00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:21.599
So Sean's in there, he's giving hugs as well.
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And Taz is there, and he goes, I keep forgetting about Sean.
00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:25.680
Yeah.
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And I pick up Sean too.
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Well, Sean's tall, Sean's about the same size as you.
00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:29.920
Okay.
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Get out of here, ugly.
00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:36.960
So Taz is lit there and he's like, oh guys, this is beautiful.
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Ah, this is lovely.
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I say, Taz, what the fuck is going on?
00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:43.680
What do you mean?
00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:45.519
What do you mean?
00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:46.400
What do you mean?
00:18:46.559 --> 00:18:47.680
What the fuck do you mean?
00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:48.480
What do you mean?
00:18:48.640 --> 00:18:49.279
Where are we?
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What is going on?
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Where are we?
00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:54.799
Now we've been fucking killing people.
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Uh Don got married.
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She smells like shit from this is a thing.
00:19:04.720 --> 00:19:07.440
Taz, although because you Fanny looks completely different.
00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:10.160
Fanny is now like a dragon person, remember.
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Taz does not dragon.
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Yeah, we rolled for that.
00:19:15.119 --> 00:19:21.920
But Taz does not seem like remotely phased by this, and he still kind of he immediately recognizes you as Fanny.
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And he's like, guys, I've I've been here for five years.
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Uh um, what?
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Have we been down here for five years?
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I've been here five years.
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I don't know what you've been doing.
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This is like.
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No, this is like this is like Marvel Endgame blip time.
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Is Taz down here for five years and the Taz we met in the real world a fake Taz?
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These are the you're going to ask Taz us.
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Did you think ask him, Fanny?
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In the middle of Dawn asking.
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Yeah.
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Bill turns to Fanny.
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You do it.
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Hey, yeah.
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Ask him.
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Sorry.
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We're still getting paid for the chuckle bucket, right?
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We're saying we.
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Bill holds up his broken animal prop toy.
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Ah.
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What is it?
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I feel like I got a lot of new material down here.
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Oh, the show's definitely changed.
00:20:22.559 --> 00:20:22.720
Yeah.
00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:23.599
Yeah.
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We got a whole new 20.
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Um dude, what what do you mean?
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We've been down here for two days.
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Have I do I don't know how long you've been here?
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I walked through a curtain.
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Uh-huh.
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With us.
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No, you I was alone through the curtain.
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So if you want to roll for history, I can give you a precise view.
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Wait, uh, one more question.
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Yeah, what the hell?
00:20:43.759 --> 00:20:44.559
I'm rolling history.
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Do you remember?
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Oh no.
00:20:48.319 --> 00:20:51.440
Do you remember getting me some weed?
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Yeah, I remember.
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Do you think that was five years ago?
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That was five years ago, yeah.
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Whoa.
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What did you get in history?
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I got a 10.
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What am I rolling for?
00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:03.039
Okay.
00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:03.839
Hasty.
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You said you weren't rolling.
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Do you have any pluses to your hastic?
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And you want a good piece.
00:21:08.880 --> 00:21:10.559
I have zero pluses for my history.
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Do you have any pluses for hustiday done?
00:21:13.359 --> 00:21:13.759
It doesn't matter.
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It's four.
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It's not gonna be fourteen, is it?
00:21:16.160 --> 00:21:16.799
Okay, what do I need?
00:21:16.880 --> 00:21:17.279
What do I need?
00:21:19.039 --> 00:21:19.440
Sixteen.
00:21:20.480 --> 00:21:21.200
Okay, that's perfect.
00:21:23.279 --> 00:21:24.160
I got plus eight.
00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:26.319
No, you don't, because you've not even opened your binder.
00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:27.920
My binder's right here.
00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:29.119
Oh, is that your binder?
00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:29.440
All right.
00:21:29.839 --> 00:21:30.559
Yeah, plus five.
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Genuinely.
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Plus five.
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Plus five?
00:21:32.799 --> 00:21:33.039
All right.
00:21:33.119 --> 00:21:35.599
Well, I'm Fanny.
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Plus five.
00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:41.839
So this is uh this is straight from Bill Futler's memory.
00:21:42.079 --> 00:21:45.279
Taz blew a big smoke cloud from the vape.
00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:48.400
Taz then walked through the curtain.
00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:54.799
Five minutes later, then Bill Futler walked through the curtain.
00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:57.759
And then Fanny walked through, and then Don.
00:21:58.240 --> 00:21:59.839
But if they were kind of used to were kind of
00:22:00.559 --> 00:22:05.359
So every minute in the real world is a year in this land.
00:22:05.839 --> 00:22:06.160
No.
00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:06.720
Yeah.
00:22:06.960 --> 00:22:08.079
No, not a minute.
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A minute back home.
00:22:09.359 --> 00:22:11.519
He just said five minutes and Taz has been here for five years.
00:22:11.680 --> 00:22:12.160
Yeah.
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Are you okay?
00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:15.599
For the listeners, Garth is crying.
00:22:16.640 --> 00:22:17.839
Actually, I can't believe that.
00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:19.359
That's fucked my head.
00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:21.839
That's fucked up like incredible DD.
00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:23.119
That's really not.
00:22:23.359 --> 00:22:24.480
No, that's fucked my head.
00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:25.440
Explain it again, please.
00:22:25.759 --> 00:22:27.599
So Taz has been here for five years.
00:22:27.920 --> 00:22:31.039
He walked into the smoke five minutes before us.
00:22:32.160 --> 00:22:35.359
So we've been so we've been down here for like what, one year?
00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:36.240
Well.
00:22:36.480 --> 00:22:44.000
Well, you've been here for as long as you've been here, but Taz, because he walked in five minutes ahead of you, he has been in here for five years.
00:22:45.599 --> 00:22:47.680
So we don't know how much time has passed back home.
00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:48.160
But then how do you think?
00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:49.200
You've only been here for a couple of days.
00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:55.119
He's only been down there a couple days and he's been here five years and he's he walked into the smoke five minutes before us.
00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:59.440
I know what's I don't I'm gonna say I get it, but I so don't.
00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:01.759
There's five okay, watch this.
00:23:01.920 --> 00:23:03.920
Here's our imagine if Tom's the one that gets in the middle of the case.
00:23:06.240 --> 00:23:06.640
Thank you.
00:23:06.880 --> 00:23:07.920
Oh my god.
00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:10.160
Oh my fucking God.
00:23:11.119 --> 00:23:12.799
Say it learned passion.
00:23:13.039 --> 00:23:13.680
I need Jack.
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I need to understand it.
00:23:16.319 --> 00:23:17.119
I need to understand it.
00:23:17.759 --> 00:23:19.279
But that's every girl's voice.
00:23:19.599 --> 00:23:20.480
Just keep it down.
00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:22.319
Yeah, microaggression.
00:23:22.480 --> 00:23:22.960
Yeah, let me know.
00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:24.559
Putting me in my place.
00:23:24.880 --> 00:23:26.240
Not today, sister.
00:23:26.400 --> 00:23:26.799
Yeah, yeah.
00:23:27.680 --> 00:23:28.319
Yeah, let me.
00:23:28.559 --> 00:23:29.279
I need to learn something.
00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:31.359
Okay, so here's what it is.
00:23:31.519 --> 00:23:33.119
So he goes in five minutes.
00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:34.160
He's been here five years.
00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:35.200
So get that.
00:23:35.680 --> 00:23:37.119
So he's been down here five years.
00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:37.599
Yeah.
00:23:37.920 --> 00:23:38.240
Okay.
00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:40.720
So he walked in five minutes before us.
00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:42.400
And then we walked in.
00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:45.359
So what do you think each minute would be worth then?
00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:46.400
A year.
00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:46.799
Yeah.
00:23:47.039 --> 00:23:47.599
Bingo.
00:23:47.680 --> 00:23:48.880
Now, if you don't understand that.
00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:49.759
No, I sure do.
00:23:50.000 --> 00:23:50.799
His yelling helped.
00:23:51.279 --> 00:23:51.519
Thank you.
00:23:51.680 --> 00:23:51.920
Passion.
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Don't fucking that's it.
00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:54.960
He said the same thing we've been saying.
00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:55.680
Yeah, passion.
00:23:56.160 --> 00:23:57.279
I still do not understand it.
00:23:57.519 --> 00:23:58.160
So I yelled.
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I don't need to, I don't need to.
00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:01.759
I understand he's been here five years.
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That's all I need to know.
00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:05.680
And the real world equals one year in Nuss World.
00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:06.160
Gotcha.
00:24:06.240 --> 00:24:06.559
That's the same thing.
00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:09.920
So 365 days equals 60 seconds.
00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:10.640
So if we've got to be.
00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:12.720
He's throwing more numbers at me, and this is worse.
00:24:13.039 --> 00:24:17.839
If we've been down for three days, that's only you know, if you divide that, so it's only been a couple of seconds.
00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:21.039
But that doesn't even make sense because you walked in a minute after I was.
00:24:21.200 --> 00:24:21.920
This is what I'm saying.
00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:23.200
This is what I'm saying.
00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:25.759
He was here for a whole year before I fucking got there.
00:24:26.079 --> 00:24:33.519
No, you there was there was gaps because you zo they went to the smoke place, you went to the one place, and you went to the forest.
00:24:33.839 --> 00:24:36.319
So that's how the time all dilated and came back.
00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:37.279
Well done.
00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:37.599
Okay.
00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:40.480
But I just wanted to say I'm not insane with my maths now.
00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:42.799
Well, you are insane, but not because of that.
00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:44.319
Okay.
00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:44.880
Thank you.
00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:47.440
And you can say that because you were the prime guy.
00:24:47.680 --> 00:24:48.559
I'm the prime guy.
00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:49.119
Prime number.
00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:49.759
Primeval.
00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:50.480
Have you forgotten that?
00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:51.519
The prime numbers?
00:24:51.759 --> 00:24:53.440
It's the sexiest I ever found you.
00:24:53.759 --> 00:24:54.480
You forgot about it.
00:24:54.640 --> 00:24:55.839
Yeah, I can't remember that one.
00:24:55.920 --> 00:24:57.759
I mean, you just did all the prime numbers up the stairs.
00:24:57.920 --> 00:24:58.480
Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:24:59.119 --> 00:24:59.839
Sexiest shit.
00:24:59.920 --> 00:25:00.079
Yeah.
00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:00.880
Okay, cool.
00:25:01.519 --> 00:25:01.680
Okay.
00:25:01.839 --> 00:25:04.160
So Taz has been like, I've been here five years.
00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:06.240
And how did you get oh hold on, Taz?
00:25:06.319 --> 00:25:09.279
Now, what why are you in this throne room then, buddy?
00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:11.920
Because I was I've been chapter for five years.
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:14.640
So I uh after the first year, I was like, well, I can't get home.
00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:16.079
I don't know what the fuck's going on here.
00:25:16.240 --> 00:25:17.599
So I just started up a business.
00:25:17.680 --> 00:25:19.279
I started running comedy clubs.
00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:21.440
Then next thing I know, business is booming.
00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:23.839
I was like, right, I'll get into local politics that way.
00:25:23.920 --> 00:25:25.599
I can bring the taxes down on myself.
00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:26.799
You know, it's all handy.
00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:29.039
Then next thing I know, I'm elected the ruler.
00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:32.160
There's never one of awesome.
00:25:32.640 --> 00:25:33.359
Yes, guys.
00:25:33.759 --> 00:25:34.960
Don puts his hand up.
00:25:35.119 --> 00:25:35.759
Yes, Don.
00:25:36.079 --> 00:25:38.079
So you're telling me there's a gig down here?
00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:38.559
Yeah.
00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:41.200
No, that there's they've outlawed comedy.
00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:42.079
What do you mean, they?
00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:43.920
You're in politics bring it back.
00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:46.079
You saw how I run gigs.
00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:47.680
You know I don't know how to run anything.
00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:49.920
Oh, Tax.
00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:52.400
You run a great gig.
00:25:52.640 --> 00:25:54.000
You run a great gig, Daddy.
00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:55.359
You don't, but um, it has.
00:25:55.759 --> 00:25:56.400
You totally do.
00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:58.079
Are you the king down here?
00:25:58.319 --> 00:25:59.359
No, I'm the president.
00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:00.799
I'm the ruler of the leader.
00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:02.640
A president has a throne?
00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:04.480
I make the rules.
00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:05.599
I went to the throne.
00:26:05.839 --> 00:26:07.599
So you're the president of Just Never Winter.
00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:08.559
Never went out here.
00:26:08.799 --> 00:26:12.559
Well then, do you know anything about how the fuck to get us back to the real world?
00:26:12.799 --> 00:26:16.799
Well, at this point I wouldn't go, cuz I've listened to I was in Aberdeen.
00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:17.599
Abel Din?
00:26:17.839 --> 00:26:18.880
Now I've got thrawn.
00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:19.839
I'm staying here.
00:26:20.079 --> 00:26:24.640
Okay, we get why you would want to stay here, but we have lives back home that matter, right guys?
00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:28.240
Uh this feels like a pretty good time to bring it up.
00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:34.319
Um I k also pick kinda wanna stay.
00:26:35.039 --> 00:26:37.599
You were just locked up a second ago.
00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:39.759
Yeah, but we were all knocked out.
00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:42.799
We we've we've almost died a thousand times down here.
00:26:43.279 --> 00:26:45.680
Yeah, but it's still better than my life up there.
00:26:46.160 --> 00:26:47.039
Tell us about your life up there.
00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:49.200
You got a whole new start.
00:26:49.279 --> 00:26:50.880
You could screw it up here too.
00:26:51.039 --> 00:26:54.319
I I feel that's wow.
00:26:54.720 --> 00:26:57.440
Besides, remember, gigs are outlawed down here.
00:26:57.519 --> 00:26:58.559
We can't do comedy.
00:26:58.880 --> 00:26:59.440
I don't care.
00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:01.759
I don't care about comedy anymore.
00:27:02.079 --> 00:27:04.400
You guys, I don't care about you.
00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:06.240
You you're what I care about.
00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:08.319
You give you give me a purpose.
00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:09.920
What's that purpose?
00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:10.720
I don't know.
00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:11.839
Fighting fish.
00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:14.400
Running around being part of a little gang.
00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:15.200
It's cool.
00:27:15.519 --> 00:27:17.599
I will admit it's it is pretty cool.
00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:19.920
And I do like being a dragon.
00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:24.720
So Taz goes, that's really that's really good, man.
00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:27.039
I I think you should all just stay here.
00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:29.279
Stay here for as long as possible.
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:30.319
Just stay stay with me.
00:27:30.480 --> 00:27:31.680
I need you to stay with me, you know.
00:27:31.759 --> 00:27:32.799
Keep I'll keep safe.
00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:34.880
I pull in my boys, I pull in my boys.
00:27:35.039 --> 00:27:35.920
Yeah, yeah, cool.
00:27:36.079 --> 00:27:37.200
Why is he being like this?
00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:42.000
If you want to roll insight or perception or investigation onto Taz.
00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:43.759
Yes, investigation.
00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:44.799
Can I roll that as well?
00:27:45.440 --> 00:27:46.319
Investigate.
00:27:46.640 --> 00:27:47.359
Six, five.
00:27:47.680 --> 00:27:48.799
Twenty twenty.
00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:49.279
Right.
00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:49.680
Boom.
00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:50.640
Why is no one else to do?
00:27:51.759 --> 00:27:51.839
Right.
00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:52.400
One.
00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:53.759
Okay, I've fallen.
00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:55.599
Let's think.
00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:56.160
Yes.
00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:07.039
So Fanny and Bill can't really get any sort of they'll just let you have the natural insect, something's wrong, but you don't really know.
00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:09.279
You can't gleam anything off of Taz.
00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:13.119
What you can see off of Taz is Taz is fidgeting with his hands.
00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:16.079
He's visibly like sweats kind of on his brow.
00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:23.440
He keeps on looking over at a clock that is above the door that is behind you, and you can tell he's seems very like anxious.
00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:25.119
That's all I got with a 20.
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:27.519
Well, I'm not just gonna be like, he's lying.
00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:28.000
I can't.
00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:32.240
You need to as part of the game is unique to work out what I'm putting.
00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:33.920
Listen, listen.
00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:39.519
He's sweating, he's nervous, he's anxious, he's clearly like irritated, and he keeps staring at that clock.
00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:42.160
I think there's something that we need to figure out here.
00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:43.519
Oh we're on a time frame.
00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:45.599
We are on the fucking clock with this one.
00:28:47.279 --> 00:28:47.839
Oh no!
00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:50.880
God doesn't punish us for that.
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:52.000
Nice pun, man.
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:52.480
Thank you.
00:28:52.720 --> 00:28:55.200
Um, I roll investigation on the clock.
00:28:56.079 --> 00:28:56.960
Okay, there's a pun.
00:28:58.160 --> 00:28:58.559
10.
00:28:58.799 --> 00:28:59.119
10.
00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:00.720
It's plus two, twelve.
00:29:00.960 --> 00:29:07.599
So it's just it's a clock, but instead of going to twelve, uh you can see the top numbers 14.
00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:11.359
So, and it's currently 10 past six.
00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:14.559
Taz, what happens when that clock strikes 13?
00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:16.640
It's the start of a new dawn.
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:21.359
Mika, you've been down here longer than dawn has.
00:29:21.680 --> 00:29:23.279
What is have you ever seen that?
00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:25.119
I I turned to my cobalt buddy.
00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:25.359
Yeah.
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:26.640
And I'm like, I'm like Mika.
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:27.759
What does Mika look like?
00:29:27.839 --> 00:29:28.799
What is a cobalt buddy?
00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:34.160
Cobalt is like uh it's like a dragonoid human, but it's got like a dragon snout.
00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:35.200
She sounds hot.
00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:36.960
Mika is Mika's a boy.
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:39.279
He's a bad personality.
00:29:39.440 --> 00:29:40.400
You don't care what's a dragon.
00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:41.359
Honestly, dumb.
00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:42.240
How tall is he?
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:49.759
So Mika is five foot tall, whereas like you're a as a dragonoid human, you've got like a human's face that's kind of got dragon skills.
00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:52.240
He's got like a dragon like snout and a tail.
00:29:52.480 --> 00:29:54.160
That's gonna be hard, but we'll make that work.
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:54.559
Okay.
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:59.200
Hey Mika, sorry, I'm Fanny as Bigwind.
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:01.759
Hello, Fanny Bigwind.
00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:04.640
Oh, he sounds sexy to me.
00:30:05.039 --> 00:30:05.599
Yeah.
00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:07.200
We shake hands.
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:08.640
Is there a spark?
00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:10.160
Um, you gotta shake for sure.
00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:12.799
Oh Mika.
00:30:13.839 --> 00:30:16.319
All of us, all of us just went, whoa.
00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:19.839
Even the boys are blushing.
00:30:20.079 --> 00:30:22.400
Okay, and then uh I say sorry, sorry.
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:23.039
Continue.
00:30:23.119 --> 00:30:24.799
What's what's the deal down here?
00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:27.440
That sh uh to me that looks like a normal clock.
00:30:28.559 --> 00:30:30.240
We we have 14 hour time.
00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:32.319
Dawn is gonna run actually.
00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:34.559
Can before I do this, can I roll investigate?
00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:35.039
Sure.
00:30:35.279 --> 00:30:36.480
What are you investigating?
00:30:36.640 --> 00:30:41.200
Oh to so well no, I should tell you what I'm I should tell you what I'm investigating first.
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:41.599
You're right.
00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:42.160
Good call.
00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:43.519
I'll tell you and I'll re-roll.
00:30:43.759 --> 00:30:50.720
Um what I'm investigating is does Taz have any security or or Are you I can you don't need to do a proper investigation for that?
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:51.599
It's just in the room.
00:30:51.680 --> 00:30:53.119
I should have probably led with that as well.
00:30:53.279 --> 00:31:00.400
There is guard when you ran in after all the chaos, you can see there's guards stationed at every open door.
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:02.400
You can see that they're they're there.
00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:08.400
You probably assume at that point as well they're probably high, and they're behind every other closed door.
00:31:08.720 --> 00:31:10.480
So wait, how many doors are there?
00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:11.759
There's about six doors.
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:15.440
There's a big kind of main door that's like really big, that's where the clock is.
00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:26.079
There's like a couple of wee kind of side doors, and then there's the door that Bill, Sean, and Mika all ran through, and that's opened, and you can see like there's a at least six guards at that door.
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:27.599
It's not a big door.
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:33.119
I'm gone sorry, choose that because I think this is good.
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:36.160
Otherwise I would have let you go, but I actually do it, you do, Don.
00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:43.119
Can Dawn go up to Taz, open arms, being like, no, but it's genuinely Taz, it is good to see you again.
00:31:43.359 --> 00:31:45.039
And just goes to like give him a hug.
00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:45.359
Okay.
00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:47.839
As to not alert the guards.
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:58.640
But then in his ear and with his things and with his uh blade, just gently enough so he knows it's there, press up against his stomach.
00:31:58.880 --> 00:32:01.680
And he goes, uh he goes, Are you just happy to see me?
00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:04.160
And says, I'm gonna kill you.
00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:10.240
And set and says, Tell me right now, why are you looking at that clock so scared?
00:32:10.640 --> 00:32:13.759
Uh roll a sleight of hand to see if anyone noticed.
00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:16.000
Tom, quickly, what was it you were wanting to do?
00:32:16.319 --> 00:32:25.519
Oh, I was gonna go, why the you I if I remember right, you you got all these people to get us here, Taz.
00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:31.200
Why did you like uh bring us from that whatever the little thonghold?
00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:35.279
Yeah, the portal the where where we fought that blah blah blah thingy.
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:36.400
It's a half dragon.
00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:37.279
Half dragon.
00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:39.119
How can I forget a half dragon?
00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:42.319
You did you blah blah blah thingy thingy?
00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:43.359
So yeah.
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:45.680
Are you wanting who who wants to do that?
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:47.440
Do you want to go first with us or do you want to go first?
00:32:49.440 --> 00:32:54.319
I'm uh me and Mika got some great eye movement going on, so yeah, you guys take care of that.
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:56.799
So you've got 'em, you've got the knife at him.
00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:58.480
None of the guards have seen.
00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:08.000
Uh, so you get you holding them, and Taz goes, let's just all calm down.
00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:10.160
Let's just take a breath, Don.
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:15.680
Tell me right now why you are looking at that clock so nervous.
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:17.839
Because I'm worried about dinner.
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:21.519
Is Mika wearing pants or uh like trousers or what you're doing?
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:23.920
He's got no, he's got trousers on.
00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:27.359
It's almost like a potato sack kind of material and they're tags on.
00:33:27.519 --> 00:33:28.240
A burlap sack.
00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:28.880
Aye, kinda.
00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:30.559
That's trousers, though.
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:30.799
Yeah.
00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:36.079
Don is just gonna apply a bit of pressure on the blade into into Naz.
00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:36.640
Taz.
00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:41.759
What he's gonna do quickly is I don't know if John would, you're probably really not gonna like this.
00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:43.519
Well, it's a game, Liam.
00:33:43.759 --> 00:33:44.480
I think I'll be okay.
00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:46.480
Yeah, we shoot you in real life.
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:50.240
Someone tell Michael Welps there's not an opener for the Boston bot.
00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:54.079
We gotta outdo Daniel Sloss's podcast somehow.
00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:55.839
We bring real life punishment.
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:56.319
Yeah.
00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:57.279
Do videos.
00:33:57.599 --> 00:33:59.359
You remove, have a word.
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:03.039
We kill our real players.
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:10.880
So Taz basically, Taz had to get a 19 and a 20 to for this to work.
00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:11.840
He's not gonna do it.
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:13.199
He daddy got a 20.
00:34:13.519 --> 00:34:13.679
Shit.
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:16.239
And he has plus six on sleight of hand.
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:16.800
What?
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:20.880
So yeah, so Taz is a r level three rogue.
00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:23.360
So his whole thing is like stealing and stuff like that.
00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:29.760
He was gonna steal our money, but I'm gonna need you to not I'm gonna need you to stop flirting with the dragon and help save your buddy Don.
00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:33.039
I pull my hand out of the burlap sack to stay ready to go.
00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:42.079
So Taz pulls using your sleight of hand while you're doing this, he pulls a knife out of your hand and he pockets the knife.
00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:43.679
And he what?
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:45.840
He pockets it, so he takes it off a dog.
00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:47.440
So he's not even putting it against me, though.
00:34:47.599 --> 00:34:52.480
No, he's just like, listen, I'm what I uh you're my guests and my castle.
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.400
I'm thinking, oh, I need to make sure.
00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:55.679
So you were nervous.
00:34:56.719 --> 00:34:59.519
Fucking tell me what it is! Taz, we're here, buddy.
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:02.000
I'm glad you brought us together, man.
00:35:02.159 --> 00:35:03.440
I'm glad you took us.
00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:06.800
I didn't like the fucking uh I didn't like the jail cell thing.
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:09.280
Wasn't crazy about that, but I get it.
00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:11.760
That that wasn't it, that wasn't my idea.
00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:22.480
At this point, a very tall old thin man walks in and he's flanked by a lot of guards, and he points at all you and he just goes, Arrest them.
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:25.440
This is the Chancellor of Neverwinter.
00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:33.039
Bill, you already know about the Chancellor of Neverwinter because a member His face shows that he definitely Tom literally just dropped his jaw.
00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:35.440
Literally just went, uh, you know.
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:38.079
Don't put this out in.
00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:42.480
Makes me sound which the politically correct word.
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:43.840
Stupid dub, dub.
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:44.320
Stupid.
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:46.079
Stupid.
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:50.960
So remember smuggling poison into the castle to put in the Chancellor's teeth.
00:35:51.199 --> 00:35:52.159
Oh, that's right.
00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:58.960
And also Rufford the pseudo dragon, your pal, he used to be the familiar of the Chancellor of Neverminter.
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:00.400
I forgot about that.
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:05.039
Oh, oh, doesn't work for me.
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:06.079
I haven't played.
00:36:06.159 --> 00:36:07.039
I have another play.
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:07.519
Okay.
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:09.039
I think this is again good.
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:10.960
I think I'm coming up with good ideas today.
00:36:11.119 --> 00:36:13.760
Because I have been listening back to the episodes and I'm like, I'm fucking dumb on that.
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:16.480
How does Ruford react with a chase swear walk?
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:17.920
And that was the end of my sentence.
00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:19.599
Well, you gotta, you gotta you gotta spit it out.
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:20.800
I think I have a good idea.
00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:22.320
It sounds like you were still thinking it through.
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:22.880
Carry on.
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:24.480
I'm a better listener.
00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:30.880
Okay, so when Rufford sees him, can I hear just like a ton just like this fucking guy, man?
00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:32.719
Ruford's cool.
00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:44.079
Can I have a better can I can I look at Ashley Cole and gesture to the Chancellor, like point to the Chancellor, and then go like act out.
00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:47.760
Oh you can you can come up with like a a saying like rats begin.
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:48.559
Yeah, yeah.
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:56.079
Well if it's if it's like uh if it's like a simple instruction like uh attack him, I think Ashley would listen.
00:36:56.639 --> 00:36:56.960
Okay.
00:36:57.360 --> 00:36:58.000
He has before.
00:36:58.320 --> 00:36:59.679
There's a lot of guards around that.
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:01.840
We're gonna I've got f a hundred rats.
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:05.840
Say, point at him and say, how about you give a rat's ass?
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:08.559
Oh yeah, shit, because it well, is that technically an attack?
00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:09.280
I'm not attacking.
00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:10.400
Do I need to pun that?
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:12.000
Uh you it's up to you.
00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:12.800
You do what you want.
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:14.320
I'm gonna do the Yeah.
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:17.119
Hey guys, I couldn't give a rat's ass.
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:27.039
Uh the Chancellor waves his hand and a portal opens, all the rats start running at and run straight into a portal.
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:28.639
Dumb fucking rats.
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:31.679
This guy, all I say is this guy is tough.
00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:35.039
So roll a d20 and I'll tell you how many rats you've just lost.
00:37:38.239 --> 00:37:43.519
Okay, you've only let you've only lost about you've only lost about 20 rats.
00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:45.599
That's not 20 rats ran into the portal.
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:48.159
The others all as soon as they saw what has happened, stopped.
00:37:48.559 --> 00:37:50.320
Was Ashley one of the ones that stayed?
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:53.519
No, Ashley's closest to you, so you're right next to you still.
00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:59.760
So now it's like that nobody needs to get arrested because you aren't you aren't leaving, are you?
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:01.280
None of you want to leave right now.
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:02.800
You all want to stay here with me.
00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:05.760
We don't need to we don't need DNA arrests, do we?
00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:07.840
We look at each other, we catch on.
00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:09.920
I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
00:38:10.079 --> 00:38:10.800
We're cool.
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:11.599
We'll stay.
00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:14.400
You heard us literally say that we want to stay.
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:15.119
Good.
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:22.159
Hey, so the Chancellor goes, Sire, you know how much trouble they've caused in this city.
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.159
Dude, this dude sounds ill.
00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:24.800
Yeah.
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:26.480
Palpatine vibes.
00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:30.400
So he goes, they've released a werewolf.
00:38:31.760 --> 00:38:32.800
I didn't release them.
00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:35.440
Your guard released him, if I remember.
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:37.119
That's actually 100% correct.
00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:39.119
Also, not a crime, is it?
00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:46.559
Is it the diamond district has been destroyed by a large goat?
00:38:46.960 --> 00:38:49.199
Uh, no one knows anything about that.
00:38:49.519 --> 00:38:51.119
I've done nothing.
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:58.960
All of our trade with Fawnhold is now in serious jeopardy because everybody has abandoned Fawnhold.
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:02.480
Well, why did you have a evil guy at the top of it?
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:06.239
We didn't have an evil guy at the top of it, and it was nothing to do with us.
00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:09.119
Well, there's nothing to do with us either, you old fuck.
00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:10.079
So I guess you're wrong.
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:12.880
There's some dwarves down there that were scared.
00:39:14.800 --> 00:39:17.039
But there's not any dwarfs there anymore.
00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:18.639
They're all gone.
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:19.519
Hmm.
00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:21.280
Well, we don't know nothing about that.
00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:23.519
You know we could kick your ass, you are.
00:39:23.840 --> 00:39:25.440
Wait, Don, Don.
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:26.639
You old bastard.
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:27.440
Don, Don.
00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:28.239
Stupid.
00:39:28.559 --> 00:39:29.920
Don, Don, Don!
00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:31.519
Oh, I'm done with that.
00:39:32.719 --> 00:39:33.599
He's gonna portal you.
00:39:33.679 --> 00:39:35.519
We don't know where they're gonna go down like that.
00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:40.159
So after Don's outburst, uh I fucking knew it, man.
00:39:40.400 --> 00:39:43.039
I called him an old bastard five times.
00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:47.199
What happens is he clicks his fingers, all the guards come in.
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:55.280
Now there's genuinely but like at this point, like 150 guards, and they are all bursting into this throne room.
00:39:55.440 --> 00:39:58.559
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, overkill.
00:39:58.960 --> 00:39:59.519
A hundred guards.
00:40:01.360 --> 00:40:02.159
Behave.
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:04.480
You said there was six.
00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:06.960
There was six behind a small door.
00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:10.480
And I told you there was six doors and one really big door.
00:40:11.199 --> 00:40:12.960
You called him an old bastard five times.
00:40:13.119 --> 00:40:13.760
Yeah, I did.
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:14.719
I stand by it.
00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:17.360
He's a stupid old wrinkly piece of shit.
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:19.280
Uh okay.
00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:21.280
Well, we're obviously getting arrested.
00:40:23.920 --> 00:40:26.000
I've been here many times before.
00:40:27.199 --> 00:40:28.559
Uh no, not necessarily.
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:31.280
Can is Taz within grabbing distance?
00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:33.199
So Taz before anything goes.
00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:34.960
Here's the thing.
00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:35.519
Here's the thing.
00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:38.000
Uh ruler of ruler of Neverwinter.
00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:48.400
I I pardon the these people for all all the crimes they may have may or may have not committed while in the city of Neverwinter.
00:40:48.719 --> 00:40:52.559
Because that is my right as the ruler, isn't it?
00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:54.079
Yes.
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:55.440
We've just been pardoned.
00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:57.920
Eat shit, old bastard.
00:40:58.639 --> 00:40:59.599
We've done nothing wrong.
00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:01.199
Don.
00:41:01.840 --> 00:41:04.320
Don, I swear to God, you just lost 20 rats.
00:41:04.559 --> 00:41:05.679
Do the rats appear again?
00:41:05.840 --> 00:41:07.440
Just fall on Don's like right.
00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:21.519
The Chancellor appears he looks very annoyed and frustrated, and he turns to Taz and he goes, Sire, may I remind you of a little thing called consequences?
00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:23.599
Don't worry about it, Taz.
00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:27.599
But consequences that leads to adventure.
00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:30.480
But it's just like, guys, guys, okay?
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:33.199
We had no idea Taz was here.
00:41:33.440 --> 00:41:35.280
We were just fighting for our lives.
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:39.760
Now that we, you know, if you tell us about the situation, I think we can all get along.
00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:40.320
Yeah.
00:41:40.559 --> 00:41:43.280
Chancellor, listen, we'll go get the werewolf.
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:44.079
We'll find the go.
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:47.440
You seem like a really cool, slim old guy.
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:48.079
Yeah.
00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:50.239
We love slim old guys.
00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:51.760
We love that.
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:57.519
Yeah, I mean, maybe I don't know what you heard when I said old bastard, but that's a term of endearment.
00:41:57.840 --> 00:41:58.960
A term of endearment.
00:41:59.119 --> 00:41:59.440
Yeah.
00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:05.360
I want you to know as soon as I get the opportunity, I will arrest all of you.
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:06.880
That feels like illegal.
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:10.480
Yeah, and that opportunity isn't isn't now.
00:42:10.639 --> 00:42:12.320
So we're for we're fine.
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:14.960
We won't do anything else again.
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:15.440
Yeah.
00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:18.639
So Taz Taz is like, listen, listen, the bald look good.
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:20.320
I'm dealing with us.
00:42:21.039 --> 00:42:22.000
I'm the driller.
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:23.280
I am dealing with this.
00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:24.079
It's fine.
00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:25.920
Everything's fine right now, isn't it?
00:42:26.000 --> 00:42:27.039
It's all fine, guys.
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:28.239
Yes, it's fine.
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:29.920
It's totally, totally fine.
00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:32.159
Hey, why don't we go out for lunch, Taz?
00:42:32.320 --> 00:42:32.880
Get out of here.
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:34.719
Let's You guys have Nando's here?
00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:36.239
We got a lot of catching up to do.
00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:38.719
We do have a lot of catching up to do it.
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:44.079
And you can see Taz, he's looking very kind of flushed and he looks very stressed out right now.
00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:46.079
Let's go to let's go have a beer, Taz.
00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:47.920
Hey, never wet or laugh.
00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:48.559
A beer.
00:42:48.719 --> 00:42:49.920
You're not allowed to do it.
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:54.239
So Taz, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:56.079
Let's just all let's all have a drink right now.
00:42:56.400 --> 00:43:03.199
And Taz produces uh a glass of wine and he hands it to Don, he hands one to Bell, he hands one to Fanny.
00:43:03.360 --> 00:43:04.559
He's like, there you go.
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:06.800
It's just he's like, listen, you just have a drink.
00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:07.920
Let's just talk.
00:43:08.079 --> 00:43:12.719
What what why why why why do you guys feel so aggro right now?
00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:13.679
What's going on here?
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:14.800
Are you talking to us?
00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:17.360
I feel like we're actually the ones being attacked.
00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:20.639
Don just called by Chancellor, then old fat bastard or something.
00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:24.400
You know, Don does those things.
00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.599
It's a term of endearment.
00:43:28.239 --> 00:43:29.119
Hey, old chat.
00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:30.960
What don't you get about endearing?
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:32.159
All right, Taz.
00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:36.880
Listen, here, just before I drink this wine, I want you to drink my wine.
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:39.519
So Taz takes away and next up.
00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:41.360
And he's just like, all right, cool.
00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:43.360
Okay, give me another one now.
00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:43.920
Nope.
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:46.239
Give me yours.
00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:48.559
Taz is like, listen, right.
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:50.079
So everything's fine.
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:51.039
We've dealt with everything.
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:55.599
You're gonna stay here for as long as we use you need to stay here for.
00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:56.639
We're all cool with that.
00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:58.480
Nobody's planning to run away or anything.
00:43:58.559 --> 00:43:59.760
We don't need to panic.
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:00.559
Or get involved.
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:00.960
Okay.
00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:01.760
Let's do that.
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:02.480
Let's just do that.
00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:05.519
We are totally all in agreement that we're going to stay here.
00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:08.159
But Taz, I just want to ask you a question.
00:44:08.480 --> 00:44:10.960
Why are you so keen on us staying here?
00:44:11.199 --> 00:44:12.639
Because I have missed you.
00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:14.400
I have missed all of you so much.
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:14.880
Come on.
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:17.360
Wait till the Chancellor fucks off.
00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:22.480
So the chance Taz goes, I'm going to take them out to the garden.
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:23.679
Going to take them out to the garden.
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:24.480
That's what we're going to do.
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:27.280
We're going to have a nice stroll because uh usually look like you need air.
00:44:28.320 --> 00:44:29.280
I totally need air.
00:44:29.519 --> 00:44:30.239
I can't breathe in here.
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:30.480
Yeah.
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:30.719
Yeah.
00:44:31.519 --> 00:44:31.760
Me too.
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:33.599
She does kind of still.
00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:34.800
There's 150.
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:37.599
You didn't clean.
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:39.440
I I washed super good.
00:44:39.760 --> 00:44:41.440
Is that fanny that I'm smelling there?
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:44.000
Taz like, there's 150 gardens in here.
00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:44.480
That's too much.
00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:45.199
We're going outside.
00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:48.079
So he gets you sort of gallery, starts walking you through the palace.
00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:55.679
Palace is all like kind of beautiful mar white kind of marble with that kind of red kind of flake going through it kind of thing.
00:44:55.760 --> 00:45:00.320
Uh it takes you out to gardens, massive sprawling garden surrounded by the castle.
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:07.599
So if you think about the castle, it's got like the centrepiece that's just a garden, and then the castle's all around the garden.
00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:11.760
He takes you out into the garden and he's like, listen, guys, we need to be very quiet here.
00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:14.400
We are all in a lot of trouble right now.
00:45:14.639 --> 00:45:16.800
You've really fucked shit up for me.
00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:17.840
This was all going well.
00:45:18.000 --> 00:45:19.039
Then Yusuf came.
00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:22.000
Do you know how much shit this city is in because of you long?
00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:23.360
We didn't know, man.
00:45:23.519 --> 00:45:24.320
We're honestly.
00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:26.639
Bring it down.
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:32.800
No, if maybe you you could have uh told us earlier, we wouldn't have done anything.
00:45:33.039 --> 00:45:34.239
You should have found us earlier.
00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:36.880
I tried to f I found you as soon as I could.
00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:37.840
Well, all right.
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:39.760
How do we fix it then?
00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:41.199
We can't fix it.
00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:43.519
Listen, I need you to stay in this city.
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:44.320
I need you to stay.
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:46.320
Let's go ahead and see how we're gonna do it.
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:48.400
Tell me why.
00:45:51.920 --> 00:45:52.880
Bring it down, bring it down.
00:45:53.119 --> 00:45:59.599
So maybe uh if you remember, uh Ruford.
00:45:59.920 --> 00:46:00.159
Yeah.
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:01.760
He he knows Taz.
00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:08.639
He's been friends with Taz, and he was said Taz was a took cool guy, so you can maybe there's an option there to investigate.
00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:11.760
Yeah, and I said, um, guys, this is Ruford.
00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:12.880
Hi Ruvert.
00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:17.039
He's uh a pseudo-dragon, and he sits on my shoulder.
00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:18.239
Clifford's not even close.
00:46:18.400 --> 00:46:19.760
No, Cobalt would know Rupert.
00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:20.559
Cobalt, Mika.
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:24.159
Mika knows he doesn't know him, but he knows what he has and stuff.
00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:28.559
I say, um, uh you happy to see Taz, Ruford?
00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:30.159
Uh I I like Taz.
00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:31.199
He's a pretty cool guy.
00:46:31.280 --> 00:46:32.960
I've always liked that guy's vibe.
00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:35.119
What is the Chancellor's deal?
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:37.199
Oh fuck that guy, man.
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:41.360
I I I I honestly I I I call him an old bastard.
00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:47.119
Ruffled is Ruffold tells you basically, he's like, I I had a deal with him, man.
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:52.960
I was like, listen, you give me status, you give me power, you give me respect, I'll stay by your side.
00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:55.760
That guy is a fucking a-hole, man.
00:46:56.000 --> 00:46:58.719
All he done, he just wanted to be second fiddle.
00:46:58.800 --> 00:47:01.119
He wanted a puppet, a puppet master.
00:47:01.280 --> 00:47:03.199
I said, I don't want that shit, man.
00:47:03.280 --> 00:47:07.039
I want to be, I wanna be at front, and that's why I left him, man.
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:08.559
That's a man.
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:10.800
Sounds like he's gonna drive.
00:47:11.119 --> 00:47:12.559
What's his d what's his weakness?
00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:14.000
How do we defeat the chancellor?
00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:16.559
Oh, I don't know what his weakness is, man.
00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:18.960
I was too busy smoking reefer with Taz.
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:19.840
He's he's old.
00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:21.840
I could beat the shit out of the Chancellor.
00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:23.360
We just need to get the Chancellor.
00:47:23.519 --> 00:47:28.159
If we can get the Chancellor alone in a room, we'll drop him like that.
00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:31.440
He's an old piece of Taz, why are you scared of this?
00:47:31.679 --> 00:47:34.159
Clearly he has tricks up his sleeve, alright?
00:47:34.239 --> 00:47:35.440
He's clearly powerful.
00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:40.400
Taz, why are you freaked out about this guy?
00:47:40.639 --> 00:47:41.440
Is he a eunuch?
00:47:44.320 --> 00:47:46.159
I've no asked him if he's a eunuch.
00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:49.840
I I see a lot of people in hoods going in and out if he's closed.
00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:51.519
He seems like he's a eunuch-y.
00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:52.400
What's a eunuch?
00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:54.159
Is that someone that doesn't fuck for a while?
00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:57.039
Well, he they've chopped off his genitalia.
00:47:57.440 --> 00:47:59.440
So he can say for a lot.
00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:03.280
Well, and then so that he doesn't get he's not concerned about sex.
00:48:03.440 --> 00:48:07.280
He's focused on um the you know puppet puppetry of the legs.
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:09.679
I thought it was to keep their voice out of the city.
00:48:09.840 --> 00:48:11.519
So that's a different thing, yeah.
00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:13.280
Um Wow.
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:19.360
I feel like we're getting smarter and dumber every episode.
00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:26.400
Is this the pussy pat's a different thing?
00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:33.679
It's but similar, um uh similar, you know, uh symptoms but different result kind of thing.
00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:34.400
I guess so.
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:34.960
Yeah.
00:48:35.280 --> 00:48:37.440
So what what do you think we should do, Taz?
00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:39.199
What do you think are best players?
00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:44.000
So Taz is like, listen, I I can't I can't tell you because if I tell you what's going on, you're gonna leave.
00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:44.880
All right, and you're gonna do that.
00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:45.599
What do you want us to do?
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:47.199
We promise, we promise we'll stay.
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:48.320
We'll never tell us.
00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:50.800
Just stay here, just wait out.
00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:53.199
Taz, we'll stay.
00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:53.679
Tell us.
00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:55.920
Just stay in the palace.
00:48:56.079 --> 00:48:56.639
Do nothing.
00:48:56.719 --> 00:48:58.239
Stay in the palace, just stay here.
00:48:58.400 --> 00:48:59.280
That's what I want you to do.
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:04.079
You're still not telling us why we have to stay in this palace.
00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:09.119
Fanny grabs Taz's hand and like pulls back on the pinky, you know, pulls the pinky back to the forearm.
00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:10.320
Oh my god.
00:49:10.559 --> 00:49:11.840
Roll intimidation.
00:49:12.079 --> 00:49:18.320
Ailey does this thing where she like grabs two fingers and she spreads both of them, and I will do whatever she says when she does that.
00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:19.679
That's really torturing.
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:21.519
I think I'm in a bad relationship.
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:23.280
Guys, can you roll intimidation?
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:24.000
I got a six.
00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:25.920
I don't want to intimidate Taz.
00:49:26.000 --> 00:49:26.960
I like these gigs.
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:28.000
He's not telling us.
00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:29.119
Seven.
00:49:29.280 --> 00:49:30.159
Seven, no better.
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:30.400
Okay.
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:31.679
Do you want to roll into it?
00:49:31.840 --> 00:49:32.800
No, I'm like, Taz.
00:49:33.599 --> 00:49:34.239
How about you roll charms?
00:49:34.639 --> 00:49:35.840
Roll Charm, roll charisma.
00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:37.119
You can persuade.
00:49:38.800 --> 00:49:39.039
Let me.
00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:39.840
That's a good one.
00:49:40.159 --> 00:49:41.039
Kind of a game of dice.
00:49:41.119 --> 00:49:42.000
You should be rolling stuff.
00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:43.280
Did you not do that in the 80s?
00:49:43.840 --> 00:49:45.039
Shut the fuck.
00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:47.679
How much the eighties life?
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:49.039
It was awesome.
00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:50.880
It's way better than this.
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:53.119
Enjoy yourself.
00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:55.679
Surah persuasion.
00:49:56.159 --> 00:49:56.480
Oh.
00:49:57.039 --> 00:49:58.320
What do I need to get?
00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:01.599
I f I would say it's gonna be about higher than a 14.
00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:04.480
Episode 12, and I think that's the first time that question has been asked.
00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:06.000
Oh, 12 plus.
00:50:06.559 --> 00:50:08.639
You will have good persuasion as well because you're about.
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:09.679
Yeah.
00:50:10.239 --> 00:50:11.840
Plus six, so he's at 18.
00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:15.039
I said, listen, listen, I'm sorry.
00:50:15.280 --> 00:50:16.559
I've sold you out.
00:50:16.880 --> 00:50:17.599
What do you mean?
00:50:17.840 --> 00:50:27.039
If I sold you out, then there's something coming here to get you guys, and he wants to he's wants you very badly, and he's gonna take you.
00:50:27.199 --> 00:50:29.840
If I don't keep you here, he's gonna kill me.
00:50:30.000 --> 00:50:30.960
That is the situation.
00:50:31.199 --> 00:50:32.719
But why do they want us?
00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:33.599
I don't know.
00:50:33.679 --> 00:50:34.239
I don't know.
00:50:34.400 --> 00:50:37.280
So something's coming to get us.
00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:39.679
This is so sexual, just to let you know.
00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:42.239
Something's coming, he wants us, he's gonna take us.
00:50:42.400 --> 00:50:42.639
Okay.
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:44.400
Taz is wet.
00:50:46.239 --> 00:50:48.800
Welcome to 2026, everybody.
00:50:50.000 --> 00:50:51.119
What's that even mean?
00:50:51.920 --> 00:50:52.480
What does that mean?
00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:54.639
You guys are so sexual, man.
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:58.480
Are you honestly telling me the 80s weren't sexual?
00:50:58.639 --> 00:50:58.880
Nah.
00:50:59.199 --> 00:51:00.480
One words.
00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:01.119
Shush.
00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:02.400
Everyone was doing it.
00:51:03.440 --> 00:51:04.480
Everyone was doing it.
00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:08.320
Everyone was just people before.
00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:10.400
We're sexual.
00:51:10.559 --> 00:51:11.360
Like fuck off.
00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:13.039
The 80s were all just creepy.
00:51:14.079 --> 00:51:15.679
Just praying every minute.
00:51:15.920 --> 00:51:20.159
Oh, the 80s were just, we were all Christian and we all just prayed and talked about.
00:51:20.639 --> 00:51:20.880
You know what?
00:51:21.039 --> 00:51:22.159
I'm charming garth.
00:51:22.800 --> 00:51:23.599
Oh, sorry, Don.
00:51:25.119 --> 00:51:26.239
Shut the fuck up.
00:51:26.559 --> 00:51:29.039
Don't from the 80s when he thinks you're talking, shit.
00:51:29.280 --> 00:51:29.840
Whatever.
00:51:30.880 --> 00:51:32.800
So Taz like, it's coming.
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:33.920
It's gonna kill you.
00:51:34.239 --> 00:51:35.039
I think, maybe.
00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:35.599
I don't know.
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:38.000
I didn't ask because I didn't want to be involved in this.
00:51:38.079 --> 00:51:40.159
Alright, I was quite happy, doing my own thing.
00:51:40.239 --> 00:51:49.039
I was a driller, I had a throne, I have a ballast, and then news come, you fuck it all up, you make my life shit, you fucking You didn't even give me my goddamn waiters.
00:51:49.440 --> 00:51:51.119
I gave you a glass of wine.
00:51:51.519 --> 00:51:53.280
I'm talking about at the Chugo bucket.
00:51:53.360 --> 00:51:54.000
Oh, what's the thing?
00:51:54.079 --> 00:51:55.760
I don't forget I don't forget.
00:51:55.840 --> 00:51:56.960
It was two days for me.
00:51:57.519 --> 00:51:57.840
Two days.
00:51:58.480 --> 00:51:59.199
Who is coming?
00:51:59.280 --> 00:51:59.840
Who wants us?
00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:02.559
Don't know he's it doesn't matter, Fanny.
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:03.360
He's sold us out.
00:52:03.679 --> 00:52:04.559
But is he gonna kill us?
00:52:04.639 --> 00:52:05.360
He's clearly gonna kill us.
00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:07.440
Right now.
00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:08.320
I've got it, guys.
00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:09.679
Kill him by escaping.
00:52:09.920 --> 00:52:12.079
Guys, kill him we escape.
00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:14.719
What if you come with us and we'll all escape?
00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:16.880
The chancellor will find me.
00:52:16.960 --> 00:52:18.480
He's got a tracker on me.
00:52:18.719 --> 00:52:19.119
Where?
00:52:19.360 --> 00:52:20.320
On the back of my neck.
00:52:20.719 --> 00:52:21.519
Let's cut it out.
00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:27.920
So you turn around, Taz has like almost a sigral bund into the back of his neck on his skin.
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:32.800
It looks like closest thing you in the real world you could look at it as like a branding almost.
00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:34.639
So he has that bund into his neck.
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:36.400
Can we cut it out?
00:52:36.960 --> 00:52:39.920
You would you should try if you wanted to right now.
00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:44.400
The truth of the situation is this it's us or him.
00:52:44.880 --> 00:52:45.760
He chose us.
00:52:46.079 --> 00:52:47.760
Now it's time for us to choose him.
00:52:47.920 --> 00:52:49.280
Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:54.400
One of us the let's ease, Taz, say we're gonna stay.
00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:55.679
That's also good.
00:52:55.920 --> 00:52:58.800
And then and then we bleed it out.
00:52:59.119 --> 00:53:01.519
But we still gotta find out what's coming.
00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:02.320
Do we?
00:53:02.960 --> 00:53:04.960
What is the big deal with us being here?
00:53:05.039 --> 00:53:05.519
I don't understand.
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:06.880
Someone's coming to kill us.
00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:08.559
No, no, I mean in in this world.
00:53:08.639 --> 00:53:10.480
Why is somebody wanting to come take us down?
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:11.519
Oh no idea.
00:53:11.679 --> 00:53:13.760
Because we killed their half dragon, probably.
00:53:13.840 --> 00:53:15.119
Or a werewolf.
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.440
Yeah, the primeval.
00:53:17.519 --> 00:53:18.960
We might have something to do with primeval.
00:53:19.440 --> 00:53:23.280
Do you talk about a half dragon in front of Mika and Ruffold?
00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:23.840
Yeah, yeah.
00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:25.840
They're in our half dragon, I'm a half dragon.
00:53:26.000 --> 00:53:28.719
No, so a half dragon is the creature as a creature.
00:53:29.039 --> 00:53:29.840
Was that primeval?
00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:30.960
That's what primeval is.
00:53:31.119 --> 00:53:36.719
So if you talk about that in front of Mika and Rufford, Mika and Rufford will tell you stuff about what a half dragon is and all that.
00:53:36.880 --> 00:53:37.039
Yeah.
00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:38.719
Say it again, say half dragon again.
00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:39.679
Yeah, the half dragon.
00:53:41.199 --> 00:53:41.760
Primeval.
00:53:42.239 --> 00:53:42.800
Primevil beats.
00:53:43.039 --> 00:53:44.639
Mika goes, you you looked at the dragon.
00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:46.559
You killed uh you killed a half dragon.
00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:47.599
Yeah, primeval.
00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:49.360
Use it in deep shit, man.
00:53:49.760 --> 00:53:50.159
Why?
00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:52.880
Well, a half dragon's just a minion, it's an underling.
00:53:53.039 --> 00:53:57.199
It's created by an act of pure evil by a much more powerful being.
00:53:57.360 --> 00:53:59.039
Where where was the half dragon?
00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:01.360
In a in a top of a thing in middle.
00:54:01.519 --> 00:54:02.719
In a lighthouse above Thornhold.
00:54:03.039 --> 00:54:06.239
Yeah, that's that that is exactly what both the men were trying to say.
00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:06.719
That.
00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:10.320
We were gonna take a while to get there, but boom, that right there.
00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:10.719
Right.
00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:14.960
And what what what what did the who how did you find out about the half dragon?
00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:16.000
Who who who who told you?
00:54:16.239 --> 00:54:16.880
What you told me.
00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:19.840
Their leader that Derek.
00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:20.480
Derek.
00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:23.360
Did they say there was more than just a half dragon?
00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:25.599
No, it was just that one who was terrorizing them.
00:54:26.079 --> 00:54:28.559
They were terrorizing Thornhold, so we took care of it first.
00:54:28.960 --> 00:54:31.360
If you use what I rule history, I can remind you of something.
00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:32.639
Oh God.
00:54:33.440 --> 00:54:33.840
Fourteen.
00:54:34.239 --> 00:54:34.639
Eighteen.
00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:35.360
I don't even know.
00:54:35.679 --> 00:54:36.000
Sixteen.
00:54:36.239 --> 00:54:36.480
Nope.
00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:36.960
Five.
00:54:37.280 --> 00:54:37.360
Okay.
00:54:38.079 --> 00:54:44.800
When the Remember when Derek was telling you about it, Derek said there was two evil things up in the smoky.
00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:48.880
It's two evil things that made things disappear into smoke up in the lighthouse.
00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:49.199
Okay.
00:54:49.440 --> 00:54:50.320
He said there was two of them.
00:54:50.400 --> 00:54:51.599
You only fought one thing.
00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:52.239
Okay.
00:54:53.280 --> 00:54:56.639
He said, um, yes, he said there were two evil things I remember now.
00:54:57.039 --> 00:54:58.400
But we only fought one.
00:54:58.719 --> 00:54:59.119
Right.
00:54:59.280 --> 00:55:02.719
So maybe the other one's coming to get us.
00:55:03.599 --> 00:55:05.920
That's why I uh that's what I'm trying to remember.
00:55:06.000 --> 00:55:06.800
What does Mickey sound like?
00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:10.239
I wanna be b I wanna be blue, I wanna be high in the sun.
00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:11.119
That's Mika.
00:55:11.599 --> 00:55:18.880
Yeah, so I would say what's gonna happen is that's probably what's after you you've killed the half dragon.
00:55:19.119 --> 00:55:22.400
That's just an underling, that's a minion, so there's something serious going on.
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:23.679
We can kill them pretty easy.
00:55:23.920 --> 00:55:26.960
So if the other one comes, we'll just fight and kill that one.
00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:28.800
Yeah, but what about the guards though?
00:55:28.880 --> 00:55:30.480
We should the g there'll be a lot of guards.
00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:32.079
Here's what I'm thinking.
00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:40.079
My only thought is this if we leave Taz by proxy of our decisions and our actions, he will die.
00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:45.119
If we run, this thing is not gonna stop looking for us just because we've left here.
00:55:45.679 --> 00:55:51.440
This seems like a like this like palace could be like a pretty good place.
00:55:52.320 --> 00:55:59.440
No, but we're gonna there's gonna be supplies here, there's gonna be equipment, weapons.
00:55:59.840 --> 00:56:00.159
For him.
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:01.599
Booby traps.
00:56:01.840 --> 00:56:03.039
We could set booby traps.
00:56:03.119 --> 00:56:04.719
We got a barracks here, we're in a palace.
00:56:05.039 --> 00:56:09.760
Why like this is uh if we're gonna fight this thing, which it seems like they're not gonna give up on us.
00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:13.039
Are you talking about us in front of Taz or they're used like a huddled?
00:56:13.440 --> 00:56:14.800
We're huddled slightly.
00:56:16.000 --> 00:56:18.400
I'm not I'm not on for staying here, man.
00:56:18.480 --> 00:56:19.599
I think we should get out of here.
00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:22.559
No, we've gone away from Tazman, but Mika and suffer here.
00:56:22.719 --> 00:56:23.119
Right, okay.
00:56:23.440 --> 00:56:26.000
No, I think this is the w there's no point in running.
00:56:26.239 --> 00:56:27.840
So Mika goes, I shouldn't.
00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:32.320
If you are gonna fight us, you're gonna need the backing of Taz.
00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:34.639
And I don't think he has that.
00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:39.920
As Rufford was saying, he's the puppet, isn't it?
00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:46.960
Yeah, because he's got his his tag Taz.
00:56:48.320 --> 00:56:50.079
Do we kill the Chancellor?
00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:54.239
Is the Chancellor in cahoots with a half dragon?
00:56:54.480 --> 00:57:00.480
I think that's gonna be all their security and this thing.
00:57:01.199 --> 00:57:05.119
But maybe once you kill the Chancellor, then the the guards will follow, you know, Taz.
00:57:06.880 --> 00:57:10.159
They might not be actually a pretty good idea, Fanny.
00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:11.119
It won't be long.
00:57:11.599 --> 00:57:12.719
Nice idea of fanny.
00:57:13.599 --> 00:57:15.280
Whoa, what's that attitude about?
00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:23.280
But so Mika goes, yeah, but the Chancellor controls the guards right now, doesn't it?
00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:34.079
So Mika Mika, you said that you you can get us out of here to your lair outside the city.
00:57:34.400 --> 00:57:35.679
I've got tunnels, yes.
00:57:35.840 --> 00:57:38.320
We could try the tunnels, but it's very high a lot.
00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:40.239
It's gonna be very difficult to get out of here.
00:57:40.719 --> 00:57:41.199
Difficult.
00:57:41.599 --> 00:57:45.039
I just I just honestly I do not know why we're trying to leave.
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:45.920
There's nobody.
00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:51.360
Because if we're here and he comes, then he's got the chancellor and the guards.
00:57:51.519 --> 00:57:52.719
Okay, so let's everybody.
00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:58.960
Okay, so I think before we do anything, it's the first job is take care take care of the chancellor.
00:58:03.119 --> 00:58:04.960
I think we should knock out the chancellor.
00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:08.079
And then all his men become Taz's men.
00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:09.760
Well, we're assuming.
00:58:13.519 --> 00:58:14.480
Yeah, boom.
00:58:16.639 --> 00:58:21.519
He's rolled a 22 with his very legit dice.
00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:26.800
Look, it's my whole thing is it's coming for us regardless.
00:58:27.039 --> 00:58:28.480
It's not gonna stop.
00:58:29.119 --> 00:58:35.199
But remember remember that it started the game where I was like, you can do hangs to get higher levels and make encounters easier.
00:58:35.519 --> 00:58:41.519
Okay, so again, we could stay here, do jobs, gain XP or whatever the fuck it's called.
00:58:42.159 --> 00:58:44.159
There's a time frame when this guy coming is or not.
00:58:44.559 --> 00:58:44.719
What?
00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:47.599
I mean, was that what he was looking at at the clock?
00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:48.000
No.
00:58:48.639 --> 00:58:51.360
That was the ch uh Jesus Christ.
00:58:51.440 --> 00:58:53.039
Is it like imminent imminent?
00:58:53.280 --> 00:58:55.599
Nah, usually you can there's someone you can ask.
00:58:55.840 --> 00:58:57.840
Taz! Taz, come over here.
00:58:57.920 --> 00:58:59.599
We keep making him come to us, we don't go to him.
00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:00.639
Taz, get over you.
00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:02.000
Power play, power play.
00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:03.360
Taz, get over you.
00:59:03.679 --> 00:59:05.360
When the fuck is this guy coming?
00:59:05.679 --> 00:59:06.239
Two days.
00:59:06.480 --> 00:59:08.719
I grab his hand, I grab his pinky, I put it backwards.
00:59:09.119 --> 00:59:09.840
Two days.
00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:11.360
Do we believe it?
00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:14.079
Can I roll perception to see if he's been honest?
00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:15.679
Uh you could roll for six.
00:59:17.199 --> 00:59:17.519
Yeah.
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:17.920
Yeah.
00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:18.559
Ten.
00:59:19.199 --> 00:59:19.440
Plus.
00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:20.400
Well, what would it be?
00:59:20.480 --> 00:59:21.519
It's perception even, yeah.
00:59:21.679 --> 00:59:22.480
Yeah, perception's there.
00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:23.679
It's usually at the top.
00:59:24.079 --> 00:59:24.239
Okay.
00:59:24.559 --> 00:59:27.760
Uh d cannot see it.
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Oh, it's not right in the middle.
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That's amazing.
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Cannot perceive perception.
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Fourteen.
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Fourteen.
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So it little Tazo, it's like he's he's laying like, yeah, it doesn't, he's not sweating or then anything.
00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:43.119
His eyes are very much focused, and he's said them very firmly.
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I was like, yeah, two days.
00:59:44.400 --> 00:59:44.960
Two days?
00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:47.039
That's like, you know, that's not imminent.
00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:50.800
Do you need us to take care of anything for you in the next couple of days?
00:59:51.280 --> 00:59:52.239
No, I just want you to stay.
00:59:52.320 --> 00:59:54.079
You also just need to get taken by this thing.
00:59:54.400 --> 00:59:58.400
What we need to do is all take a long sleep to regenerate our powers.
00:59:58.639 --> 00:59:59.119
Yeah.
01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:02.639
I kind of go out on my kind of.
01:00:03.119 --> 01:00:03.519
Well, I didn't.
01:00:03.920 --> 01:00:04.800
I just had a big sleep.
01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:05.199
I didn't.
01:00:05.280 --> 01:00:06.000
No, I was eight hours.
01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:08.159
Then you had a rat army.
01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:09.920
I'm sure you've burned up some time.
01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:11.920
I don't want to play an hour.
01:00:14.400 --> 01:00:15.519
I we have a good two days.
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:17.840
If we sleep for eight hours, we complete regeneration.
01:00:18.400 --> 01:00:21.360
Then we wake up and we can we can fucking decide how to tackle this.
01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:24.880
Farrelly said there's things we can do to get to higher things.
01:00:25.280 --> 01:00:26.079
I haven't picked up.
01:00:26.719 --> 01:00:28.159
I think we leave, man.
01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:32.719
But surely lead us down a way to go.
01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:35.280
And I don't think Liam's been leading us to leave.
01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:38.400
I say we why don't we go and hang out with Mika?
01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:41.840
He's got a camp outside the castle, yeah?
01:00:42.159 --> 01:00:43.280
That's what Mika said.
01:00:43.360 --> 01:00:45.360
I he said he's got a way out and stuff.
01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:46.400
Do you trust Mika?
01:00:46.800 --> 01:00:49.199
Oh fuck, with my life, the guy's awesome.
01:00:49.519 --> 01:00:49.840
Why?
01:00:49.920 --> 01:00:50.239
Why?
01:00:50.480 --> 01:00:54.000
Well, you know, we just bond and I think he kind of likes you, Fanny.
01:00:54.480 --> 01:00:55.039
Is it really?
01:00:55.599 --> 01:00:57.280
Oh, that's exactly how you went her over.
01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:00.480
Well, tell me he's got booze and habits.
01:01:00.800 --> 01:01:04.480
In fact, he came over and I said, it was the hot pseudo dragon over there.
01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:08.880
And I said, you don't have to worry about her.
01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:11.519
Just have the right feelings, buddy.
01:01:11.599 --> 01:01:14.000
And she's she's on to you, man.
01:01:14.960 --> 01:01:15.599
On to you?
01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:16.880
She's on to you.
01:01:16.960 --> 01:01:18.159
Like she's a detective.
01:01:18.480 --> 01:01:19.119
Yeah, go get her.
01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:20.400
She's on to your tricks.
01:01:20.639 --> 01:01:28.239
No, no, she's like I unless you don't want to when when do you want to how long are we doing this uh episode?
01:01:30.639 --> 01:01:30.800
Okay.
01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:32.559
That's why you don't want to do the long sleep.
01:01:32.639 --> 01:01:32.800
Okay.
01:01:33.199 --> 01:01:34.480
No, you can do the long sleep emoji.
01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:37.280
You can edit the episode there, but if you just want to do all the stuff, we can keep going.
01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:40.000
I wanna go I I wanna go hang out with Mika.
01:01:40.239 --> 01:01:41.920
And guess that's Fanny.
01:01:44.480 --> 01:01:45.199
My people.
01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:46.079
Do you know what?
01:01:46.159 --> 01:01:47.920
I've just for the first this is the first time.
01:01:48.320 --> 01:01:49.440
I don't know Mika's even good.
01:01:49.840 --> 01:01:56.480
Where I've been blissfully aware that people are listening to this probably screaming, going it's so obvious what to do.
01:01:57.199 --> 01:01:59.199
It's so obvious what Liam wants you to do.
01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:01.119
It's so obvious, and I just don't know it.
01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:03.599
I think it's we're fucked if we do, we're fucked if we don't.
01:02:03.840 --> 01:02:05.519
This feels like Hunger Games Garden.
01:02:05.679 --> 01:02:12.559
Yeah, but listen worse comes to worst, we get to explore technically our sexualities.
01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:14.639
So I was thinking tunnels.
01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:17.519
Well, I think we're both on the same page then.
01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:22.320
That's exactly what I was thinking as well.
01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:26.719
Can I can I actually just roll?
01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:28.079
Can I actually just roll?
01:02:28.559 --> 01:02:31.599
Can I just roll to ask Liam a question?
01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:33.360
You can just ask me a question now.
01:02:33.599 --> 01:02:35.280
What do you think we should do?
01:02:35.760 --> 01:02:45.119
Uh I think you should try and escape personally, if it was me, because you thought that half dragon, that half dragon fight was meant to be a lot more difficult.
01:02:45.280 --> 01:02:52.880
You got really lucky that Tom was a new and and intuitive and used that rod, because if you hadn't, that was a deadly battle.
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:54.559
One of you could have easily died in that.
01:02:54.639 --> 01:02:56.559
But basically you've still got the rod.
01:02:56.639 --> 01:02:57.760
Yeah, gave it the rod.
01:02:58.000 --> 01:02:59.119
Bingo, bingo, bingo.
01:02:59.679 --> 01:03:03.599
Uh because I think I'm pretty much out of spells though, is my concern.
01:03:03.840 --> 01:03:08.800
So I need at least a two-hour nap to regain something if we because I think that like Mika says.
01:03:09.039 --> 01:03:09.840
How about this?
01:03:10.079 --> 01:03:12.880
We'll go for a sleep and we leave first thing in the morning.
01:03:13.119 --> 01:03:16.000
It'll probably be easier to go through to the tunnels in the early hours of the morning.
01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:16.719
Right, okay.
01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:18.800
So you say that to Taz that you want to just go for a sleep.
01:03:18.960 --> 01:03:24.880
Taz like, right, but I but I I I'm so happy you guys see the situation I'm in, you said helping me out.
01:03:25.119 --> 01:03:26.480
Right, I'll take you to quarters.
01:03:26.559 --> 01:03:30.320
There's gonna be guards, because obviously I like you, but I don't trust you.
01:03:30.639 --> 01:03:34.239
So just you already sold us out, man.
01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:36.320
So Taz directs you to quarters.
01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:38.639
Are you wanting to bring Rufford and Mika and the whole bunker?
01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:40.079
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:40.159 --> 01:03:42.800
So Mika wanna bunker?
01:03:45.679 --> 01:03:46.320
Persuasion?
01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:48.880
It's now becoming an 18 on stuff.
01:03:49.199 --> 01:03:51.760
15 plus two, 17.
01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:55.119
Yeah, so Mika's like, yes, that sounds very good.
01:03:55.599 --> 01:03:56.320
Guys, you missed it.
01:03:56.480 --> 01:03:57.599
Mika said yes.
01:03:57.840 --> 01:03:58.960
Oh, yeah.
01:03:59.360 --> 01:04:02.000
He's been in jail for like I don't even know how long.
01:04:02.639 --> 01:04:04.000
How long have you been in jail for, Mika?
01:04:04.400 --> 01:04:06.000
I was in jail for two weeks.
01:04:06.239 --> 01:04:07.360
Yeah, that'll get a good.
01:04:07.679 --> 01:04:08.719
Can this be another solo?
01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:11.119
Can this be another solo episode?
01:04:11.360 --> 01:04:11.760
We go in.
01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:12.559
We don't even go in.
01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:14.079
Just the ends and outs.
01:04:14.320 --> 01:04:15.920
Yeah, after the four hours, you're like, how was your sleep?
01:04:16.000 --> 01:04:16.880
I'm like, I didn't get it.
01:04:18.480 --> 01:04:21.840
Let's just say I still don't have my spells.
01:04:22.639 --> 01:04:29.280
No, I said, Mika, I do need to rest because I need to, I need to, but you know, we can we can do uh we can cuddle.
01:04:29.599 --> 01:04:30.480
Oh, funny.
01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:34.960
I learned that one.
01:04:35.280 --> 01:04:35.679
I don't know.
01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:37.840
I just situationship.
01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:39.519
No, wait, wait, wait.
01:04:39.679 --> 01:04:40.079
They're friends.
01:04:40.400 --> 01:04:41.840
What do you think a situation ship is?
01:04:42.079 --> 01:04:43.760
I thought it was friends that fuck each other.
01:04:43.920 --> 01:04:45.360
No, that's FWBs.
01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:46.559
Friends of benefit.
01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:47.440
Friends of benefit.
01:04:47.679 --> 01:04:48.159
Oh, okay.
01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:51.360
A situation ship's like a relationship birthed out of a specific situation.
01:04:51.679 --> 01:04:56.239
Well, and I think a situation ship is something you're like, you're kind of dating, but it's not official, so it's like amazing.
01:04:56.320 --> 01:04:58.639
Usually about toxic as we have a situation ship.
01:04:58.800 --> 01:05:01.599
It's about kind of saw it on Instagram.
01:05:01.760 --> 01:05:03.360
I thought it's good.
01:05:04.320 --> 01:05:06.239
I threw it out actually to kind of learn.
01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:11.679
I can imagine I can imagine Tom seeing that on an Instagram going, I'm gonna throw that out in the DD pod.
01:05:12.960 --> 01:05:15.119
You don't even know how true that is.
01:05:15.280 --> 01:05:15.679
I do know.
01:05:16.239 --> 01:05:18.239
Whatever you see online, you bring it in here.
01:05:18.559 --> 01:05:18.800
Huh?
01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:20.079
Whatever you see online, you bring it in here.
01:05:20.400 --> 01:05:22.800
You guys are my my like honestly.
01:05:23.119 --> 01:05:27.280
Anything online I'm learning about this.
01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:28.320
We're school.
01:05:28.559 --> 01:05:29.119
We're school.
01:05:29.199 --> 01:05:29.360
Yeah.
01:05:29.599 --> 01:05:31.440
Has there been anything else you wanted to ask?
01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:33.119
I'll get there later.
01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:36.000
I want to bring out more the extra dive.
01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:39.039
I didn't quite get the BBFFFBs.
01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:42.000
F W B friends with benefits.
01:05:42.400 --> 01:05:43.519
Friends with benefits.
01:05:43.599 --> 01:05:43.760
Okay.
01:05:44.239 --> 01:05:44.480
Yeah.
01:05:44.719 --> 01:05:49.039
Uh so you all go to sleep, and I think that's probably a good place to end this episode.
01:05:49.360 --> 01:05:54.320
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Before we let you go, there's some people we need to say thanks to, so I'll let Tom take it away.
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Kitty Presley, nice logo.
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I love you.
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