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Hello, Welcome back to another episode
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Great to be here, Yeah man
once again. And if you've ever drank
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water from Campbell June. For the
love of God, freaking call those people
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so they stop. If you can't
take those anymore seriously. And I'm as
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pro troop as you can be.
And I'm so sorry for the real things
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that happened to people, but there
is it's gone on too much. It's
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well, I just heard that,
um that the Ford Motor Company just made
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a car that runs, uh just
on water. Did you know that?
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But the water has to be from
campus. I couldn't. Yeah, I
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couldn't. Yeah, I couldn't help
it. Hi, Hi, Yeah,
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yeah, I'm very excited. I
got my Pittsburgh Penguins third jersey, the
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Snoop Dogg jersey on because we are
in the thick of the beginning of the
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NHL season, or you preads fan. I am, but I'm a fair
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weather. I didn't grow up with
hockey, got it, um so,
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but I love watching them. It's
exciting, I understand it. But I'm
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not like, like from Pittsburgh.
I mean, that's that's a hockey,
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you know what I mean? And
I grew up in the South, so
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it was all baseball, football,
Uh Titans then obviously, yeah, time,
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big time, brutal, hard,
They're they're They're a team that is
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so painful to root for because they're
just good enough to keep you in right,
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and it's like Tannehill and then it's
like, oh, you know what
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I mean, Like he just sometimes
I'm like, oh man, he is
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on it. And sometimes I look
at him and I see that bully from
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a Christmas story that redheaded kids,
Scott Farcas. He looks like Scott Farcas
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and Jamie Kaylor in a football helmet. And I'm not saying all redheads look
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the same. But speaking of which, there is a Christmas Story to coming
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out. Um, so they just
announced on HBO Max. I believe it's
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gonna be coming out, and I'm
not gonna lie. When I first heard,
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I was like, but very good
friends with Peter Billingsley. Um he
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was a kid, right, he
was Peter or he was Ralphie. Yeah.
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So I know for years he had
been offered constantly, you know,
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every virtually every year, getting an
offer to do it, to do it,
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to do it, to do it, always turning it down. And
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then the right story came around.
A lot of care went into it and
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I just saw the trailer the other
day, and um, I know insider
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Intel, and I'm just gonna say
it's gonna be great. It's not.
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I think people are gonna be very
very I think they're They're not only gonna
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be there, They're aren't going to
enjoy the film, but they're gonna be
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pleasantly surprised at how good this film
um is on its own but also being
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a tangent to the original. So
uh, I think people are going to
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be I love that the movie.
I mean, it's that favorite Christmas movie.
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What is it for you? It's
a wonderful life. I mean,
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how can you know that the Citizen
Kane of of Christmas movies but a Christmas
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story. I mean I watched movies
Bait, and I will not watch him
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out of order throughout the year.
Like I won't watch a Christmas movie when
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it's not in between Thanksgiving and Christmas, playing Strains and Automobiles. Thanksgiving movie
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every year, watch it once the
summer comes, the Great Outdoor, like
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I have what about Bob? Like
I have all these movies that I want
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almost like songs, you know,
when you're in a certain mood and you
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want it. But Christmas, I'll
wear it out, dude. I love
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Christmas movies white Christmas from me.
I don't know, it's just very nostalgic.
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It's heartwarming. You know, they're
their military commander during World War Two,
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buys a bed and breakfast, it
goes to ship and so Bing Crosby
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and Danny Kay team up with Rosemary
Clooney and Vera I forget at check with
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the skinny legs. Yeah, and
they all team up to uh to bring
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it back. But but you just
you know, it's Christmas, it's in
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Vermont, it's beautiful, and it's
in a bar, and and it's I
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don't know, just it's so cool
and uh, I don't I just think
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especially in that era, uh,
so many films took place, you see
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men in uniform because they are so
pro you know, I guess military right,
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and the support of the troops,
whereas that's almost like the complete opposite
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these days. Well, and Bing
Crosby and Danny Kay dressed up as women,
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and it was funny. It was
funny. And now would be like,
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don't don't laugh at that, Oh
yeah, don't do not there they
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are sisters, yes, sisters,
sisters. But I had gone down a
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rabbit hole on AMC watching the making
of and all that stuff when they showed
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the broadcast, and I guess they
had been doing that and Bing Crosby did
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not want to be in drag,
and he wasn't even in drag. He
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just had some makeup on and they
rolled his sleeves up and his pant legs
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up. But Danny Kay, of
course, it's just hamming it up.
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So they did a take where Danny
Kay started hitting him with the feather head
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peace and he's hitting Bing Crosby and
you see Being Crosby break and then that
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opened the floodgates and so the take
they used it were Being Crosby's actually laughing
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along with Danny Kay, which is
really sweet. Uh, but yeah,
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beat up his kids, come out
in the backyard, beat up his gift.
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I'm gonna give you a boo.
I'm gonna belt in the face.
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I do know his kids. We're
out of control, drugs, alcohol,
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all of it. Yeah, So
I'm sorry, Yeah, yeah, Bing
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Crosby. Uh but I think to
this day the biggest selling recording artists of
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all time, really, I think
so. I know at the time he
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definitely was, but you think about
back then, we're you're releasing singles all
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the time, like on record.
Now it's just it's just stream, it's
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on YouTube or whatever. But anyways, today what is our So we're doing
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the morning TV show talk show appearances
that comedians have been on morning shows.
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Okay, and you've done this,
dude. I was on the Today Show
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the morning after Michael Jackson died to
promote a show, and it was like
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Tito's crying and then like, hey, Reno calling yours up next with a
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show called Great American Road Trips Celibate, and then Janet's like horrific, That's
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what I thought. You guys like
barbecue. Yeah, look, we travel
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all over the world. And then
it just was dude, everybody's crying.
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It was yeah, anyway, I'm
sorry. I don't mean to no,
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no, no, please, but
but this is a daily part. This
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is a weekend routine for any comic. I would say, especially pre COVID
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comics would go out, you'd have
to go do morning radio and it would
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get tethered two this satellite, Good
Morning San Diego, Good Morning Tulsa,
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whatever, all that stuff, and
um yeah, you have to do them.
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So I think this episode is comics
that we're pushing the boundaries. Um
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I did that a lot. I
would always often show up hungover, still
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dream and I'd just be I would
do everything I could to not get us
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back the next year. That's that
we don't want to get because they get
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you about five o'clock in the morning, and they always hit you like right
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after the show, like, hey, don't forget, they're picking you up
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at four topics. You reality just
jump in. It's like, I'm fucking
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bliss. You want me to what
have you smelled me? Smell me first?
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Smell smell one's coming out of my
pores in my mouth and before the
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room with eight cats because they're doing
the adoption thing for the weekend and I'm
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breaking out in hives. It's the
alright, here we go number one.
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Let's see who we got here,
Mark Norman, New York City's finest.
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Let's see Mark on Everyone always goes
to the weather too. Did you ever
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go over? I think this is
in Cleveland. Oh it is Cleveland.
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I smacked my opening act on this
show. Yeah, went over to him
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and we had seen like the any
coffin thing, and I was like,
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I like, I should just smack
him right now. He was talking about
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how he's from the area and I
said, you know, he played in
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the band, and they're like,
oh yeah, I'm like, I have
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no respect for band. Okay,
here we go, Welcome back here in
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New Date Cleveland. It is time
for a little bit of a laugh.
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We need comedian Mark Norman in our
lives. We be here in hilarity is
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this weekend, So welcome here into
in the studio. It's good to have
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you beer, it's a it's a
pleasure. I'm a little hungover, a
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little gay, but you're saying that. I'm very happy to be here with
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you too. All right, sorry's
hiding my direction. I know you just
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love Sliman's. Yeah, I had
Slimans. So I'm really going to be
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on the toilet later in the Midwest
if you ask me. It's delicious.
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It's the size of your head.
Yeah yeah, and I ate way too
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much. But at least everybody there
was very a trick that no, I'm
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kidding, good good grub. They're
still I bet you are. I haven't
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farting it up in the green room, and I think that's why the door
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was the shut to our little,
smaller green room. Exactly. You were
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just trying to be played. We
called hot boxing really soaking it all in
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the smell of your own farts for
some reason, is enjoyable. Enjoy I
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don't know. I think maybe you
feel like you could hear No woman would
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ever say something like that. No, guys are more maybe a quee thing
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on TV. I mean, you
know, you know you've had your coffee.
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Who knows? Yeah, you know, the producers like cut you live
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in your city now, but you're
from New Orleans. Yeah, well done,
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you grinder by looking you up.
Yes that I but I know that
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that we're talking about. We were
talking about Cleveland sports here, but I
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know for you guys and your Saints, that was I'm sorry to bring that
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up, but I know that was. That was tough, brutal. We
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really thought we had it, you
know, New Orleans, all we do
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is drink and go to strip clubs. So we really needed this win,
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you know, but no dice right
there so close. There's always next year.
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Yes, but we get one of
these every you know century and that
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was our shot. Drew Brees,
you blew it so but you New York
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in New York City, And is
it true that did you just recently move
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in with a lovely lady? I
bought a place. I got moved in
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with a lady and Alexa, oh
yeah, she's uh, she keeps track
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of everything and she gets mad when
I talked to Siri. But yeah,
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yeah, I bought my place.
I am a piece of the rock in
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Manhattan. That's the only thing my
parents have been proud of that I've done.
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I've done it tonight Conan Colbert,
Comedy Central. But when I bought
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my apartment, that's when they actually
started answering my phone calls. But hey,
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that's why I'm a comedian, because
I gotta get love somewhere me too,
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all right. I mean that's great. That's off the cuff. And
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and he's he's doing what every comic
is guilty of, is you insert a
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bit in the morning TV. And
that's always the response. They always that's
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when the last stop for from the
morning anchor. Like I'm watching it,
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going, oh, that's a bit. It's it's it's a good bit.
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It's funny, and I've seen him
do it. But it's just like,
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there you go. But you nailed
it when you said you say things so
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that you don't have to come back. I mean that that was that was
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a you know, like at night
when you're ready for a show. Your
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head is kind of in the right
spot in the morning doing those interviews.
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It's never the one wants to be
there. They don't want you there.
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No, you never from it.
You never sell nobody. Nobody that's up
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watching that wants to go to the
late show Friday night at Hilarities in Cleveland,
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right nobody. I don't know why
they do it. I don't know.
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They constantly do it because the young
kids are sleeping in, young professionals
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are at working, and so it's
just like these soccer moms and retirees that
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are going to be in bed by
the time Jeopardy ends, So why the
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funk are we doing this? They're
eating lunch while they're watching this attend because
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they go to five. Somebody just
cooked a Soux Flay comedy and then pet
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adoption. That's it. That's it. Or you have to sit in there
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and there's some lady in there,
you know who's selling. He has made
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a cake that is like it's Becky's
cake, and she's all nervous and she's
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like, oh my god, she's
sweating and her fat kid is sitting there
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piste off that he had to get
up early and then she comes out with
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a giant cake and sucks. But
if you say anything, you know what
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I mean, Like you have to
sit there and watch us, like I
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gott follow the cake lady, you
know what I mean? Like, come
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on, I've been on TV people, she's sweating more than me. You
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know. The worst is when they
pick you up at five thirty and you're
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like, and then you get there
the show starts at six and they're like,
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oh, so you're gonna be at
the end, Like, why didn't
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we just come towards the end.
It's a worse. I hate these things.
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But as you saw Mark, Mark
handle it just off the cuff,
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fucking hilarious. Did you could hear
everybody laughing in the back, You could
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hear the studio, I think the
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Bill Burr, I'm very excited to
see this, Okay, Bill Burr,
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Morning TV. Never disappointed. I
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an introduction. Here, here we
go. Ten episodes are available to binge
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watch. Bill Burr, Welcome to
Good to New York. Well the show
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was so funny. I'm just is
it based on your real life? Or
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is it you know, yeah,
no, no, it's definitely based on
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my life, but it's uh,
Frank is a character out of play.
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He's an amalgam of kind of everybody's
dad in the writer's room, and it's
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he's an old school dad. Like
when I was a kid, you were
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like afraid of your dad, Like
he pulled in the driveway, he'd come
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on the front door, we'd all
run out the back come home, right,
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Yes, absolutely so, Um,
it's more of that era. It's
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not this you know era now where
your kids are like friends with their dad.
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I was like afraid, not in
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knew that, you know, when
he came home that that thank you,
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yes, your behavior. We should
shut the TV off and like pick up
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books pretending to be like reading.
And I remember you used to like,
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you know, if he was in
church, he had like the loudest snap,
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and if you guys were talking too
loud, he just damn like that,
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and everybody just shut up. And
then you knew you're gonna get it
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later. You can get it,
you know. It's you get on stage,
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you talk about topics that are kind
of taboo, but you make them
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really really funny. So your Christian
background is part of the shower. Yes,
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and I wanted to talk to you
about Jesus after this. Well not
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the only reason why I bring it
up. Some people thought maybe he went
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a little too far, you know, it's far what well? They thought
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that maybe you were being disrespectful to
the Christian religion. I'm telling you you
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need to google. Oh good Lord, did you disrespectful or just you you
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were just having fun with some of
the crucifixes and stuff like that. I
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don't even know what you know what
I mean, we didn't maybe two jokes
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about that, yeah, exactly.
Don't you think the Catholic Church went a
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little too far? Cartoon the joke? I know, this is a morning
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show. You can't bring up all
those crimes, you know what. They
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just sort of kept moving them around, you know, like those killer whales
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at SeaWorld. After that kills a
trainer, they'll then move it up to
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Seattle for they don't give him the
background. Not totally following, but I
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don't do you know what I'm talking
about. It's a morning shows. That
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kid was missed the graduation, and
then then it was a feel good story.
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Feel good and we want to leave
if you want to feel good about
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America. You watch the morning shows. You don't watch this, you know.
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And what was joking earlier? If
that kid's story about the graduate who
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was late night, that would have
been a whole different story. What do
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you think, hey still missing?
We can't find him. All we found
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was his hat when you're watch in
the morning. It's great, it all
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worked out. He got his own
personal graduation. Like I was in such
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a great mood. How yellow this
couches it's like the sun. So it's
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the family. I mean, it's
really, uh, this is this is
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why you're seeing a fucking Swiss army
knife on a couch with two butter knives.
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You know. It's just like they're
so dull, they don't know how
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to react. It's almost like they're
not even real fucking people. Right,
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It's just like, are you not
hearing what he's saying to you? Yeah?
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Or if you really looked him up, what you came out of that
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was something I googled you and it
said from one little thing, if you
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don't know what he's coming in with, you're an idiot. Yeah, but
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what even when he when he's saying
the thing about the Catholic church. They're
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just sitting there, stone face.
They have no fucking reactions, Like that's
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one of the great like pivots I've
ever seen in a morning show. And
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that clip went so viral and everybody's
like, yeah, he's that's off the
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cuff, off the cuff. And
not only does he respond, he fucking
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doubles down. He goes all in
and it's like, well, fuck you
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lady, like you're gonna bring that
up, and then he he he not
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only doubles down, but he says
he he just completely minimizes his voice was
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saying a fucking cartoon. It's the
greatest distillation of information. And that's why
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he's so good, is he he
knows how to how to say it in
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package it. It's just such a
smart, intelligent but the paramount fucking funny
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way. You know when he has
a tell, even in his act,
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when he goes it's coming like it's
once. Once he gets like that,
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that's almost like, Okay, I'm
thinking of something and you're about to get
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blazed fastball over the place. You're
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Yeah, exactly, and morning people
are you're right there. It's so fake
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most of the time where it's just
hey, good morning, how are you
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is? How is everything? And
they want to be funny, so they
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think they're funny, they think they're
great, and they think that that they
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bring something to It's it's almost like
the two things don't fit together. A
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stand up comedian and a morning show
are the complete polar opposites. Do this,
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you're you're getting a feed through your
ear. Hey, talk about that
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squirrel that's on a surfboard or whatever, and everyone. Yeah, and then
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you put Bill Burn there and you
expect him to be like, you know,
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the squirrel on the surfboards. Great, you guys are really cutting edge.
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This is what do you think was
gonna have? Of course, And
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I like how you just shipped on
morning TV too, Like I get it,
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you're supposed to keep everything nice and
light. That would be a totally
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different story. Yeah, he's great. I mean that is a perfect example
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of of a comic, seasoned,
fucking pro with two duds and just duds.
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Even when he's giving you fucking jokes, they're just sitting there like smiling,
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like, no, I just told
a joke. Did you not hear
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that joke? It's fucking funny because
they're idiots. Yeah, I agree,
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all right, Here we Go Go
is one of the best. There we
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go. This is Tracy Morgan.
Oh god, this is gonna be a
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train pass. In your seatbelts,
ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burst the appetizer
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dude. There's there's would you go
That guy's crazy, and then there's like
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that that dude's crazy. This is
crazy. This is like Henry Henry chose
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line. It's like when you say
something twice, it's like, oh,
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he's crazy, No, he's crazy
crazy, He's crazy crazy. Here we
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go. This is your stuff.
I've Senior Special and Comedy Central. You
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do great standard, but you're also
real well known for doing great characters.
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I mean, your characters on Saturday
Live were great. Um you know,
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of course I'm thinking, uh,
Dominic and low was always how long were
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you on Saturday Night Live? Was
on Saturday Night Live for seven years?
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It was fun. It was one
of uh uh loring Michael's is like,
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oh, we want Cannobi to me, So you know what I'm saying.
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Saturday Night Live was a dakeable system. You know, I look good,
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look more, look at me on
that I'm handsome now I canna see what
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I got. So many kids text
her past. I'm telling you, ma,
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I'm with the Jaguars last night.
I love the lady's head. Oh
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my god. Yeah, so again
not family. Somebody will be pregnant,
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get pregnant. Well, I'm in
town. Two days watched two days to
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Michael get pregnant, larities my merceddings. I'm the child. Yeah that's right.
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I don't have what l l got
I got. I don't got biscuits.
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I got a loaf of bread.
Come get this. Lady's gonna keep
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Yeah that look at that. That's
a mating call call? Is that pretty
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much? Pretty? Ladies here,
this is amazing call. People are gonna
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pay this. Se your shell and
they'll just see you smacking on your butt.
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Taking all the power back. Wait
a minute, like we've got about
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were so back. I gotta take
the power back. Wit it back.
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Oh, we just lost your microphone? Always taking his shirt off. I
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would have put the microphone. You
might want to put texas, Come on,
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don't go to practice. Is texting. We're just just a sample of
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hop. People can expect more dancing, more shirtless actions, all the I'm
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Captain James T. Kurt, I
went to Vietna, Tracy, one of
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your favorites, one of the one
of my I gotta get the wheelchair gloves,
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black leather one with the face.
I'm gonna stop asking. Do spoony
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luck, do a little spoony luck. Can you do that for me?
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That's the character you're doing. Crank
anchors, one of my favorite spoon Let
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me see spoony love was on shame
or now I can't do spooney. Spoony
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was graphic. Yeah, you're right, I did his children wanting. But
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I did get this leg blown off
yearly. You have no problems taking your
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shirt off, So that's okay.
That's love, that's sex, and I'm
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a sex symbol. Yeah, they
look at your physique and yeah that's nice.
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How about me come see me.
I'm at the comic script. Look
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at that comic script will perform this
week? Holy ship. That is fucking
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great. Oh my god. I
hadn't seen that clipping for years. I've
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never seen it. And when I
heard him y'all Vietnam, I was like,
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what stays? If you did that? Well, the right actually has
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a sense of humor. They think
that's funny. It was something like gets
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left you, you'd never hear the
end. I love how the producer,
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the producer kept cutting back to the
visual, the placard of the information where
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he is, dude. That made
me laugh harder than anything I've ever seen
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him, Like when he started dancing
like that, But that's he's I don't
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know him, right, I don't
know, I've never even met him,
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but I just you know, you
come into a club and it's the week
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after or whatever, and people like
that. Dude is not like really And
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I don't know if that was a
blood sugar thing or an alcohol thing or
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what it was, but whatever it
was was hysterical. Is still cooking with
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him? Yeah, But when he's
when he started dancing, there's no music
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and he's just in the waythm of
his own. This is these clips make
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me love my profession. It's like
you work with Ted from accounting or Rick
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from human resources or Stacy is a
great scene. It's like, this ship
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is fucking crazy. You should not
be doing any of this stuff. Like
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when he was on thirty Rock hysterical
right, and and they said that that
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was really like they wrote that about
him on Saturday Night Live, Like what
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he was really light, and he
played it so perfectly, you know what
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I mean, Like, it's just
so funny that that. That's like when
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you're sitting around with your buddies drinking
the night before and you go, Hey,
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tomorrow, i'm gonna do this Vietnam
thing and I'm gonna I'm gonna take
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my shirt off and I'm gonna talk
about getting people pregnant. No you're not,
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you won't do it, and then
wakes up and goes, I told
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you I was gonna do, and
I did all three of the things I
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said I was gonna do. Like, you couldn't write that. It's so
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fucking crazy. What do you have
a morning show experience like this? Not
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like that. There's I've you know, we've all done so many of them.
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I can't remember, like um,
but I get I get laughing,
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like I get delirious, you know, like in the morning. So sometimes
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I laugh at stuff and it gets
yeah, like it doesn't rre We go,
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oh nice. Now I told Taylor
about this. I hadn't when he
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told me he was doing this kind
of show. I had not seen I
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haven't seen this clip in years,
but I knew I did it because I
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was in San Diego. They always
asked me to do this, but oh
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Jesus Christ, there's the still.
I always did this to not get as
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back. I was like, I'm
definitely not get as back, and there's
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the still. It's like, oh
Jesus Christ, burn identity. Let's just
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this is one of my second hour
had just come out. I think I
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give it all. I go full
tilt, or I don't go at all.
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You know what I'm talking about.
Obviously you're into I'm into fitness.
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I do a lot of guys.
Can we pan up? Please get my
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gun side? Thank you? All
right? That was the last time comedian
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Steve Byrne was here. He's back
and he just had the top what he
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did last time. So say hello
again. Well you know something interesting,
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something that interest was asked of me
when I came in. They said,
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you took your shirt off last time. I said, you're correct. They
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said, are you gonna do it
again? I go, that's an invitation.
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They want the widow Maker. They
got the widow San Diego. You
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are welcome, and I will say
that it is cold in here. I'm
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not making excuses, but it is
cold in here. Some some really nice
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shoes. Yeah, thank you,
Thank you very much, thank you.
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These are really that shot. I
said, it's cold in here. Now,
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guys, I will be at the
most people know me as a comedian,
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right that you. I'll be at
the VA host the DreamCatcher Theater this
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weekend. Okay, Now, what
most people don't know is that I used
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to be a male exotic dancer.
I toward That's right, that's me with
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my that's normal business attire. This
used to be my old business attire.
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I toured with a male exotic dance
trip called Sparkle Motion, and we toured
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the Philippines. We entertained German businessmen, and I just thought, you know
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what, where there's a lot of
male exotic dancers out there. There's a
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lot of exotic dances out there.
In general. Times are tough, right,
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the matter door. So I would
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hit the stage and I just kind
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Okay, now, people make it
rain. Right now, Let's say you're
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you're a rapper or like somebody in
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make it rain. Just chuck it, just one at a time, just
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make it rain, Make it rain. This is This is two circuits two
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seven before the economy went to the
toilet. Right now, we're now on
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a budget, so let's make it
rain on a budget. And again,
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don't throw it, don't don't,
don't be demeaning, don't don't chuck them,
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but just kind of like you want
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here we go, but don't you
don't want to be like run and noticed
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the core guys. If you if
you try to do this at home and
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expect the results. You said,
but what is your cat? You ask
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you Steve, when you're traveling around
the world and you're entertaining. That is
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thousand eight two tho nine around there, it's twelve years ago. Adio Samikos.
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I'm fucking hammered. I've been drinking
and before for sure, I remember
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that I've been drinking the night before
and I said, fucking I don't give
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a ship. I'm just gonna go
all out. And after that appearance,
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not aspect, really it finally worked. So take your take your pants off.
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I guess that was hysterical. No, I don't have anything like that,
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like I thought when you asked me, I was like, oh,
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I've had some odd things happen not. That was fantastic, dude, thank
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you. You know, uh,
mission accomplished. I did not get us
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back to San Diego living, but
uh yeah. The good thing. I
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think, the greatest thing the pandemic
has given us is that now we rarely
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do those anymore. Yeah, which
is fucking wonderful. It's like I'd rather
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sleep in. But all right,
we did it. That that was really
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funny. That was I did not
see that coming. Like after we saw
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Drazy Morgan, I was like,
it's jacked up, And then I saw
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you and I was like, wow, well we needed a cherry on top
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I had. I had not seen
that in years. If I forgot about
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Jesus Christ, Like I can't believe. I can't believe like girls would date
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that guy. Like it's looking crazy. You see my boyfriend what? I
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love him so much? All right, well we did it. Another episode
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of comedy Piniada um by no means
did I think that that would um up?
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The Annie on Tricy Morgan? Balls
in your court Morgan? Alright?
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Another episode of comed opinion in the
books Reno, Where can I keep up
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with you? Reno? Call your
comedy dot com? There we go any
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constantly on tour. Where you hitting
any markets you're hitting soon. I'm going
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to l A to film a thing. I'm going to Manchello. I don't
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know how far out this next weekend
that I'm going to be in Clarksville,
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Tennessee. And then I got stuff
in Nebraska and I'll have if you check
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it out, Reno call your comedy
dot com Beauty. I got a Pittsburgh,
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Chicago, Houston Brea and New Year's
Eve in Milwaukee, uh and a
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bunch of other dates. And I'll
be hitting the road with Joe Gatto on
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the other podcast I do with him
called Too Cool. Moms who check that
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out. Thank you, guys,
once again, as always for tuning into
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another episode of Comedy Piano Rate Review. Subscribe thanks to Taylor, our producer,
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and Jorgey and everybody here at Zany's
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Great to be here, Yeah man
once again. And if you've ever drank
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water from Campbell June. For the
love of God, freaking call those people
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so they stop. If you can't
take those anymore seriously. And I'm as
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pro troop as you can be.
And I'm so sorry for the real things
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that happened to people, but there
is it's gone on too much. It's
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well, I just heard that,
um that the Ford Motor Company just made
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a car that runs, uh just
on water. Did you know that?
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But the water has to be from
campus. I couldn't. Yeah, I
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couldn't. Yeah, I couldn't help
it. Hi, Hi, Yeah,
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yeah, I'm very excited. I
got my Pittsburgh Penguins third jersey, the
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Snoop Dogg jersey on because we are
in the thick of the beginning of the
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NHL season, or you preads fan. I am, but I'm a fair
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weather. I didn't grow up with
hockey, got it, um so,
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but I love watching them. It's
exciting, I understand it. But I'm
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not like, like from Pittsburgh.
I mean, that's that's a hockey,
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you know what I mean? And
I grew up in the South, so
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it was all baseball, football,
Uh Titans then obviously, yeah, time,
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big time, brutal, hard,
They're they're They're a team that is
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so painful to root for because they're
just good enough to keep you in right,
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and it's like Tannehill and then it's
like, oh, you know what
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I mean, Like he just sometimes
I'm like, oh man, he is
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on it. And sometimes I look
at him and I see that bully from
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a Christmas story that redheaded kids,
Scott Farcas. He looks like Scott Farcas
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and Jamie Kaylor in a football helmet. And I'm not saying all redheads look
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the same. But speaking of which, there is a Christmas Story to coming
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out. Um, so they just
announced on HBO Max. I believe it's
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gonna be coming out, and I'm
not gonna lie. When I first heard,
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I was like, but very good
friends with Peter Billingsley. Um he
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was a kid, right, he
was Peter or he was Ralphie. Yeah.
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So I know for years he had
been offered constantly, you know,
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every virtually every year, getting an
offer to do it, to do it,
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to do it, to do it, always turning it down. And
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then the right story came around.
A lot of care went into it and
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I just saw the trailer the other
day, and um, I know insider
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Intel, and I'm just gonna say
it's gonna be great. It's not.
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I think people are gonna be very
very I think they're They're not only gonna
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be there, They're aren't going to
enjoy the film, but they're gonna be
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pleasantly surprised at how good this film
um is on its own but also being
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a tangent to the original. So
uh, I think people are going to
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be I love that the movie.
I mean, it's that favorite Christmas movie.
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What is it for you? It's
a wonderful life. I mean,
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how can you know that the Citizen
Kane of of Christmas movies but a Christmas
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story. I mean I watched movies
Bait, and I will not watch him
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out of order throughout the year.
Like I won't watch a Christmas movie when
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it's not in between Thanksgiving and Christmas, playing Strains and Automobiles. Thanksgiving movie
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every year, watch it once the
summer comes, the Great Outdoor, like
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I have what about Bob? Like
I have all these movies that I want
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almost like songs, you know,
when you're in a certain mood and you
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want it. But Christmas, I'll
wear it out, dude. I love
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Christmas movies white Christmas from me.
I don't know, it's just very nostalgic.
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It's heartwarming. You know, they're
their military commander during World War Two,
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buys a bed and breakfast, it
goes to ship and so Bing Crosby
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and Danny Kay team up with Rosemary
Clooney and Vera I forget at check with
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the skinny legs. Yeah, and
they all team up to uh to bring
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it back. But but you just
you know, it's Christmas, it's in
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Vermont, it's beautiful, and it's
in a bar, and and it's I
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don't know, just it's so cool
and uh, I don't I just think
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especially in that era, uh,
so many films took place, you see
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men in uniform because they are so
pro you know, I guess military right,
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and the support of the troops,
whereas that's almost like the complete opposite
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these days. Well, and Bing
Crosby and Danny Kay dressed up as women,
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and it was funny. It was
funny. And now would be like,
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don't don't laugh at that, Oh
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are sisters, yes, sisters,
sisters. But I had gone down a
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rabbit hole on AMC watching the making
of and all that stuff when they showed
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the broadcast, and I guess they
had been doing that and Bing Crosby did
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not want to be in drag,
and he wasn't even in drag. He
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just had some makeup on and they
rolled his sleeves up and his pant legs
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up. But Danny Kay, of
course, it's just hamming it up.
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So they did a take where Danny
Kay started hitting him with the feather head
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peace and he's hitting Bing Crosby and
you see Being Crosby break and then that
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opened the floodgates and so the take
they used it were Being Crosby's actually laughing
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along with Danny Kay, which is
really sweet. Uh, but yeah,
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beat up his kids, come out
in the backyard, beat up his gift.
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I'm gonna give you a boo.
I'm gonna belt in the face.
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I do know his kids. We're
out of control, drugs, alcohol,
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all of it. Yeah, So
I'm sorry, Yeah, yeah, Bing
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Crosby. Uh but I think to
this day the biggest selling recording artists of
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all time, really, I think
so. I know at the time he
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definitely was, but you think about
back then, we're you're releasing singles all
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the time, like on record.
Now it's just it's just stream, it's
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on YouTube or whatever. But anyways, today what is our So we're doing
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the morning TV show talk show appearances
that comedians have been on morning shows.
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Okay, and you've done this,
dude. I was on the Today Show
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the morning after Michael Jackson died to
promote a show, and it was like
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Tito's crying and then like, hey, Reno calling yours up next with a
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show called Great American Road Trips Celibate, and then Janet's like horrific, That's
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what I thought. You guys like
barbecue. Yeah, look, we travel
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all over the world. And then
it just was dude, everybody's crying.
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It was yeah, anyway, I'm
sorry. I don't mean to no,
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no, no, please, but
but this is a daily part. This
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is a weekend routine for any comic. I would say, especially pre COVID
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comics would go out, you'd have
to go do morning radio and it would
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get tethered two this satellite, Good
Morning San Diego, Good Morning Tulsa,
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whatever, all that stuff, and
um yeah, you have to do them.
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So I think this episode is comics
that we're pushing the boundaries. Um
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I did that a lot. I
would always often show up hungover, still
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dream and I'd just be I would
do everything I could to not get us
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back the next year. That's that
we don't want to get because they get
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you about five o'clock in the morning, and they always hit you like right
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after the show, like, hey, don't forget, they're picking you up
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at four topics. You reality just
jump in. It's like, I'm fucking
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bliss. You want me to what
have you smelled me? Smell me first?
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Smell smell one's coming out of my
pores in my mouth and before the
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room with eight cats because they're doing
the adoption thing for the weekend and I'm
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breaking out in hives. It's the
alright, here we go number one.
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Let's see who we got here,
Mark Norman, New York City's finest.
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Let's see Mark on Everyone always goes
to the weather too. Did you ever
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go over? I think this is
in Cleveland. Oh it is Cleveland.
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I smacked my opening act on this
show. Yeah, went over to him
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and we had seen like the any
coffin thing, and I was like,
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I like, I should just smack
him right now. He was talking about
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how he's from the area and I
said, you know, he played in
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the band, and they're like,
oh yeah, I'm like, I have
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no respect for band. Okay,
here we go, Welcome back here in
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New Date Cleveland. It is time
for a little bit of a laugh.
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We need comedian Mark Norman in our
lives. We be here in hilarity is
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this weekend, So welcome here into
in the studio. It's good to have
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you beer, it's a it's a
pleasure. I'm a little hungover, a
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little gay, but you're saying that. I'm very happy to be here with
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you too. All right, sorry's
hiding my direction. I know you just
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love Sliman's. Yeah, I had
Slimans. So I'm really going to be
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on the toilet later in the Midwest
if you ask me. It's delicious.
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It's the size of your head.
Yeah yeah, and I ate way too
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much. But at least everybody there
was very a trick that no, I'm
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kidding, good good grub. They're
still I bet you are. I haven't
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farting it up in the green room, and I think that's why the door
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was the shut to our little,
smaller green room. Exactly. You were
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just trying to be played. We
called hot boxing really soaking it all in
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the smell of your own farts for
some reason, is enjoyable. Enjoy I
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don't know. I think maybe you
feel like you could hear No woman would
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ever say something like that. No, guys are more maybe a quee thing
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on TV. I mean, you
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Who knows? Yeah, you know, the producers like cut you live
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in your city now, but you're
from New Orleans. Yeah, well done,
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you grinder by looking you up.
Yes that I but I know that
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that we're talking about. We were
talking about Cleveland sports here, but I
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know for you guys and your Saints, that was I'm sorry to bring that
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up, but I know that was. That was tough, brutal. We
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really thought we had it, you
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is drink and go to strip clubs. So we really needed this win,
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you know, but no dice right
there so close. There's always next year.
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Yes, but we get one of
these every you know century and that
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was our shot. Drew Brees,
you blew it so but you New York
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in New York City, And is
it true that did you just recently move
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in with a lovely lady? I
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with a lady and Alexa, oh
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of everything and she gets mad when
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yeah, I bought my place.
I am a piece of the rock in
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Manhattan. That's the only thing my
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I've done it tonight Conan Colbert,
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my apartment, that's when they actually
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that's why I'm a comedian, because
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all right. I mean that's great. That's off the cuff. And
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and he's he's doing what every comic
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bit in the morning TV. And
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when the last stop for from the
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going, oh, that's a bit. It's it's it's a good bit.
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It's funny, and I've seen him
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there you go. But you nailed
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that you don't have to come back. I mean that that was that was
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a you know, like at night
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head is kind of in the right
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It's never the one wants to be
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No, you never from it.
You never sell nobody. Nobody that's up
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watching that wants to go to the
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right nobody. I don't know why
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They constantly do it because the young
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are at working, and so it's
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are going to be in bed by
the time Jeopardy ends, So why the
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funk are we doing this? They're
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they go to five. Somebody just
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adoption. That's it. That's it. Or you have to sit in there
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and there's some lady in there,
you know who's selling. He has made
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a cake that is like it's Becky's
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like, oh my god, she's
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piste off that he had to get
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a giant cake and sucks. But
if you say anything, you know what
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I mean, Like you have to
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gott follow the cake lady, you
know what I mean? Like, come
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on, I've been on TV people, she's sweating more than me. You
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know. The worst is when they
pick you up at five thirty and you're
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like, and then you get there
the show starts at six and they're like,
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oh, so you're gonna be at
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we just come towards the end.
It's a worse. I hate these things.
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But as you saw Mark, Mark
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fucking hilarious. Did you could hear
everybody laughing in the back, You could
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hear the studio, I think the
workers laughing. But here we go,
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Bill Burr, I'm very excited to
see this, Okay, Bill Burr,
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Morning TV. Never disappointed. I
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an introduction. Here, here we
go. Ten episodes are available to binge
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watch. Bill Burr, Welcome to
Good to New York. Well the show
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was so funny. I'm just is
it based on your real life? Or
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is it you know, yeah,
no, no, it's definitely based on
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my life, but it's uh,
Frank is a character out of play.
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He's an amalgam of kind of everybody's
dad in the writer's room, and it's
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he's an old school dad. Like
when I was a kid, you were
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like afraid of your dad, Like
he pulled in the driveway, he'd come
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on the front door, we'd all
run out the back come home, right,
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Yes, absolutely so, Um,
it's more of that era. It's
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not this you know era now where
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I was like afraid, not in
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knew that, you know, when
he came home that that thank you,
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yes, your behavior. We should
shut the TV off and like pick up
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books pretending to be like reading.
And I remember you used to like,
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you know, if he was in
church, he had like the loudest snap,
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and if you guys were talking too
loud, he just damn like that,
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and everybody just shut up. And
then you knew you're gonna get it
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later. You can get it,
you know. It's you get on stage,
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you talk about topics that are kind
of taboo, but you make them
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really really funny. So your Christian
background is part of the shower. Yes,
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and I wanted to talk to you
about Jesus after this. Well not
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the only reason why I bring it
up. Some people thought maybe he went
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a little too far, you know, it's far what well? They thought
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that maybe you were being disrespectful to
the Christian religion. I'm telling you you
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need to google. Oh good Lord, did you disrespectful or just you you
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were just having fun with some of
the crucifixes and stuff like that. I
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don't even know what you know what
I mean, we didn't maybe two jokes
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about that, yeah, exactly.
Don't you think the Catholic Church went a
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little too far? Cartoon the joke? I know, this is a morning
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show. You can't bring up all
those crimes, you know what. They
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just sort of kept moving them around, you know, like those killer whales
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at SeaWorld. After that kills a
trainer, they'll then move it up to
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Seattle for they don't give him the
background. Not totally following, but I
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don't do you know what I'm talking
about. It's a morning shows. That
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kid was missed the graduation, and
then then it was a feel good story.
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Feel good and we want to leave
if you want to feel good about
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America. You watch the morning shows. You don't watch this, you know.
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And what was joking earlier? If
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was late night, that would have
been a whole different story. What do
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you think, hey still missing?
We can't find him. All we found
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was his hat when you're watch in
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worked out. He got his own
personal graduation. Like I was in such
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a great mood. How yellow this
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the family. I mean, it's
really, uh, this is this is
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why you're seeing a fucking Swiss army
knife on a couch with two butter knives.
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You know. It's just like they're
so dull, they don't know how
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to react. It's almost like they're
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It's just like, are you not
hearing what he's saying to you? Yeah?
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Or if you really looked him up, what you came out of that
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was something I googled you and it
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don't know what he's coming in with, you're an idiot. Yeah, but
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what even when he when he's saying
the thing about the Catholic church. They're
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just sitting there, stone face.
They have no fucking reactions, Like that's
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one of the great like pivots I've
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that clip went so viral and everybody's
like, yeah, he's that's off the
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cuff, off the cuff. And
not only does he respond, he fucking
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doubles down. He goes all in
and it's like, well, fuck you
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lady, like you're gonna bring that
up, and then he he he not
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only doubles down, but he says
he he just completely minimizes his voice was
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saying a fucking cartoon. It's the
greatest distillation of information. And that's why
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he's so good, is he he
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package it. It's just such a
smart, intelligent but the paramount fucking funny
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way. You know when he has
a tell, even in his act,
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when he goes it's coming like it's
once. Once he gets like that,
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that's almost like, Okay, I'm
thinking of something and you're about to get
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blazed fastball over the place. You're
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Yeah, exactly, and morning people
are you're right there. It's so fake
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most of the time where it's just
hey, good morning, how are you
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is? How is everything? And
they want to be funny, so they
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think they're funny, they think they're
great, and they think that that they
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bring something to It's it's almost like
the two things don't fit together. A
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stand up comedian and a morning show
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you're you're getting a feed through your
ear. Hey, talk about that
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squirrel that's on a surfboard or whatever, and everyone. Yeah, and then
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you put Bill Burn there and you
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the squirrel on the surfboards. Great, you guys are really cutting edge.
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This is what do you think was
gonna have? Of course, And
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I like how you just shipped on
morning TV too, Like I get it,
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you're supposed to keep everything nice and
light. That would be a totally
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different story. Yeah, he's great. I mean that is a perfect example
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of of a comic, seasoned,
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Even when he's giving you fucking jokes, they're just sitting there like smiling,
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like, no, I just told
a joke. Did you not hear
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that joke? It's fucking funny because
they're idiots. Yeah, I agree,
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all right, Here we Go Go
is one of the best. There we
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go. This is Tracy Morgan.
Oh god, this is gonna be a
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train pass. In your seatbelts,
ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burst the appetizer
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dude. There's there's would you go
That guy's crazy, and then there's like
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that that dude's crazy. This is
crazy. This is like Henry Henry chose
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line. It's like when you say
something twice, it's like, oh,
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he's crazy, No, he's crazy
crazy, He's crazy crazy. Here we
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go. This is your stuff.
I've Senior Special and Comedy Central. You
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do great standard, but you're also
real well known for doing great characters.
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I mean, your characters on Saturday
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of course I'm thinking, uh,
Dominic and low was always how long were
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you on Saturday Night Live? Was
on Saturday Night Live for seven years?
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It was fun. It was one
of uh uh loring Michael's is like,
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oh, we want Cannobi to me, So you know what I'm saying.
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Saturday Night Live was a dakeable system. You know, I look good,
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look more, look at me on
that I'm handsome now I canna see what
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I got. So many kids text
her past. I'm telling you, ma,
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I'm with the Jaguars last night.
I love the lady's head. Oh
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my god. Yeah, so again
not family. Somebody will be pregnant,
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get pregnant. Well, I'm in
town. Two days watched two days to
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Michael get pregnant, larities my merceddings. I'm the child. Yeah that's right.
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I don't have what l l got
I got. I don't got biscuits.
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I got a loaf of bread.
Come get this. Lady's gonna keep
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Yeah that look at that. That's
a mating call call? Is that pretty
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much? Pretty? Ladies here,
this is amazing call. People are gonna
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pay this. Se your shell and
they'll just see you smacking on your butt.
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Taking all the power back. Wait
a minute, like we've got about
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were so back. I gotta take
the power back. Wit it back.
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Oh, we just lost your microphone? Always taking his shirt off. I
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would have put the microphone. You
might want to put texas, Come on,
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don't go to practice. Is texting. We're just just a sample of
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hop. People can expect more dancing, more shirtless actions, all the I'm
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Captain James T. Kurt, I
went to Vietna, Tracy, one of
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your favorites, one of the one
of my I gotta get the wheelchair gloves,
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black leather one with the face.
I'm gonna stop asking. Do spoony
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luck, do a little spoony luck. Can you do that for me?
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That's the character you're doing. Crank
anchors, one of my favorite spoon Let
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me see spoony love was on shame
or now I can't do spooney. Spoony
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was graphic. Yeah, you're right, I did his children wanting. But
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I did get this leg blown off
yearly. You have no problems taking your
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shirt off, So that's okay.
That's love, that's sex, and I'm
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a sex symbol. Yeah, they
look at your physique and yeah that's nice.
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How about me come see me.
I'm at the comic script. Look
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at that comic script will perform this
week? Holy ship. That is fucking
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great. Oh my god. I
hadn't seen that clipping for years. I've
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never seen it. And when I
heard him y'all Vietnam, I was like,
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what stays? If you did that? Well, the right actually has
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a sense of humor. They think
that's funny. It was something like gets
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left you, you'd never hear the
end. I love how the producer,
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the producer kept cutting back to the
visual, the placard of the information where
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he is, dude. That made
me laugh harder than anything I've ever seen
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him, Like when he started dancing
like that, But that's he's I don't
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know him, right, I don't
know, I've never even met him,
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but I just you know, you
come into a club and it's the week
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after or whatever, and people like
that. Dude is not like really And
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I don't know if that was a
blood sugar thing or an alcohol thing or
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what it was, but whatever it
was was hysterical. Is still cooking with
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him? Yeah, But when he's
when he started dancing, there's no music
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and he's just in the waythm of
his own. This is these clips make
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me love my profession. It's like
you work with Ted from accounting or Rick
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from human resources or Stacy is a
great scene. It's like, this ship
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is fucking crazy. You should not
be doing any of this stuff. Like
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when he was on thirty Rock hysterical
right, and and they said that that
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was really like they wrote that about
him on Saturday Night Live, Like what
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he was really light, and he
played it so perfectly, you know what
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I mean, Like, it's just
so funny that that. That's like when
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you're sitting around with your buddies drinking
the night before and you go, Hey,
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tomorrow, i'm gonna do this Vietnam
thing and I'm gonna I'm gonna take
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my shirt off and I'm gonna talk
about getting people pregnant. No you're not,
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you won't do it, and then
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you I was gonna do, and
I did all three of the things I
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said I was gonna do. Like, you couldn't write that. It's so
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fucking crazy. What do you have
a morning show experience like this? Not
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like that. There's I've you know, we've all done so many of them.
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I can't remember, like um,
but I get I get laughing,
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like I get delirious, you know, like in the morning. So sometimes
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I laugh at stuff and it gets
yeah, like it doesn't rre We go,
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oh nice. Now I told Taylor
about this. I hadn't when he
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told me he was doing this kind
of show. I had not seen I
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haven't seen this clip in years,
but I knew I did it because I
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was in San Diego. They always
asked me to do this, but oh
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Jesus Christ, there's the still.
I always did this to not get as
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back. I was like, I'm
definitely not get as back, and there's
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the still. It's like, oh
Jesus Christ, burn identity. Let's just
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this is one of my second hour
had just come out. I think I
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give it all. I go full
tilt, or I don't go at all.
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You know what I'm talking about.
Obviously you're into I'm into fitness.
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I do a lot of guys.
Can we pan up? Please get my
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gun side? Thank you? All
right? That was the last time comedian
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Steve Byrne was here. He's back
and he just had the top what he
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did last time. So say hello
again. Well you know something interesting,
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something that interest was asked of me
when I came in. They said,
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you took your shirt off last time. I said, you're correct. They
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said, are you gonna do it
again? I go, that's an invitation.
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They want the widow Maker. They
got the widow San Diego. You
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are welcome, and I will say
that it is cold in here. I'm
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not making excuses, but it is
cold in here. Some some really nice
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shoes. Yeah, thank you,
Thank you very much, thank you.
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These are really that shot. I
said, it's cold in here. Now,
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guys, I will be at the
most people know me as a comedian,
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right that you. I'll be at
the VA host the DreamCatcher Theater this
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weekend. Okay, Now, what
most people don't know is that I used
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to be a male exotic dancer.
I toward That's right, that's me with
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my that's normal business attire. This
used to be my old business attire.
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I toured with a male exotic dance
trip called Sparkle Motion, and we toured
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the Philippines. We entertained German businessmen, and I just thought, you know
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what, where there's a lot of
male exotic dancers out there. There's a
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lot of exotic dances out there.
In general. Times are tough, right,
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So let's say my old handle was
the matter door. So I would
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hit the stage and I just kind
of like I kind of slow grind.
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Okay, now, people make it
rain. Right now, Let's say you're
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you're a rapper or like somebody in
p ditties, so you just kind of
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make it rain. Just chuck it, just one at a time, just
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make it rain, Make it rain. This is This is two circuits two
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seven before the economy went to the
toilet. Right now, we're now on
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a budget, so let's make it
rain on a budget. And again,
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don't throw it, don't don't,
don't be demeaning, don't don't chuck them,
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but just kind of like you want
like the rain. Just yeah,
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here we go, but don't you
don't want to be like run and noticed
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the core guys. If you if
you try to do this at home and
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expect the results. You said,
but what is your cat? You ask
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you Steve, when you're traveling around
the world and you're entertaining. That is
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thousand eight two tho nine around there, it's twelve years ago. Adio Samikos.
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I'm fucking hammered. I've been drinking
and before for sure, I remember
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that I've been drinking the night before
and I said, fucking I don't give
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a ship. I'm just gonna go
all out. And after that appearance,
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not aspect, really it finally worked. So take your take your pants off.
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I guess that was hysterical. No, I don't have anything like that,
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like I thought when you asked me, I was like, oh,
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I've had some odd things happen not. That was fantastic, dude, thank
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you. You know, uh,
mission accomplished. I did not get us
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back to San Diego living, but
uh yeah. The good thing. I
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think, the greatest thing the pandemic
has given us is that now we rarely
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do those anymore. Yeah, which
is fucking wonderful. It's like I'd rather
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sleep in. But all right,
we did it. That that was really
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funny. That was I did not
see that coming. Like after we saw
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Drazy Morgan, I was like,
it's jacked up, And then I saw
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you and I was like, wow, well we needed a cherry on top
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I had. I had not seen
that in years. If I forgot about
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Jesus Christ, Like I can't believe. I can't believe like girls would date
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that guy. Like it's looking crazy. You see my boyfriend what? I
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love him so much? All right, well we did it. Another episode
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of comedy Piniada um by no means
did I think that that would um up?
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The Annie on Tricy Morgan? Balls
in your court Morgan? Alright?
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Another episode of comed opinion in the
books Reno, Where can I keep up
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with you? Reno? Call your
comedy dot com? There we go any
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constantly on tour. Where you hitting
any markets you're hitting soon. I'm going
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to l A to film a thing. I'm going to Manchello. I don't
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know how far out this next weekend
that I'm going to be in Clarksville,
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Tennessee. And then I got stuff
in Nebraska and I'll have if you check
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it out, Reno call your comedy
dot com Beauty. I got a Pittsburgh,
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Chicago, Houston Brea and New Year's
Eve in Milwaukee, uh and a
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bunch of other dates. And I'll
be hitting the road with Joe Gatto on
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the other podcast I do with him
called Too Cool. Moms who check that
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out. Thank you, guys,
once again, as always for tuning into
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another episode of Comedy Piano Rate Review. Subscribe thanks to Taylor, our producer,
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and Jorgey and everybody here at Zany's
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