Does Free Will Exist? | Clown College Comedy Podcast w/ Dom Carr, Branden Willis & Alex Zee

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Moving on, let's change subjects. Somebody get
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in trouble in this bitch. But I'm also the type
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of person, like, y 'all can probably tell from
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my comedy. I be in deep thoughts sometimes. I
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wanna ask y 'all, do y 'all think free will exists?
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No. Free will? Brandon says no. I think it does.
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You think it does? Welcome to clown college we
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have profound knowledge in many ways to elevate
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and make your sound polished So if you want to
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hear a little honest few takes on the ways to
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make it as a comic then stick around for a while
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Dipp it down to clown we got the guests right
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now just to show you how Yeah, that is a day
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in the life with a latina man Brandon was in
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on her until like a real long like how what what
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what scene would have took you out? You'd be
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like she got to go what you mean like the the
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shit she was doing I gotta think back. I saw
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this movie probably about Okay, okay, so you
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don't remember it all the way. Yeah, I remember
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But shouldn't have pissing on the floor right
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in front of you. Oh, yeah That was wild was that
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before after the restaurant scene when buddy
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tried to get on the phone. That was that was
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after Oh, yeah, the restaurant scene would have
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been enough. What about you, J .J.? Hey, guys,
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I brought the decorations. What the fuck is J
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.J. doing here? I thought he was just coming
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back. I thought he had somewhere to be now. He
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has somewhere to be as an appointment. See you
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guys. Bye, J .J. See you, man. Goodbye, J .J.
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Black Dynamite. How do you like Black Dynamite?
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Loved it. That's probably mine. You can watch
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that over and over. Yeah, that's probably my
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favorite movie of all time. I know it ain't that
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good. My favorite movies, they're not necessarily
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no Academy Award winning, critically acclaimed
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type shit. I just like shit that's entertaining.
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Yeah, that's all need to be. If your shit is
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fast and furious, that's what you like. It's
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fun. It's a good time. I ain't watched them in
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a long time, but they are good. You was in one.
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That was, yeah. Tokyo Drift, dog. There are a
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lot of Asian comedians in that one, apparently.
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Really? They were shooting in L .A., I guess,
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and they're cast in Asians. I saw, my wife is
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watching some show about a doctor who forgot,
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I guess she had some sort of traumatic brain
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injury, and so her memory's gone, but she's still
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a doctor. Yeah. And they had, what's his name
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in there? The dude who says, you know, they say
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your mother was the best trick in all of Kabuki
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Joe back in the day. What's his name? The dude
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who drove the 370. Uh, DK, whoever DK was. He's
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in this show. DK in what? In Tokyo Drift. DK
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in Tokyo Drift is in this show, but he's got
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an American accent now, so I don't know which
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accent. I don't know which one's the real one.
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I don't know who. I can't remember. I can't remember
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Tokyo. Oh, that's the... God damn it. I don't
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know my phone number. It's JJ. He left something
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here. Welcome to Clown College, everybody. Hell
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yeah. We back. Clown College podcast. Got that
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boy at Donnas. Yeah, appreciate y 'all having
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me on, you know what? I just appreciate it. Nah,
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you're funny as hell. Donnas, I would say up
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and coming, but he a regular at Levity, you know
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what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Regular at Levity,
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do it all around. You know, go up there and talk
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that shit. Yeah, dawg, still up and coming. I
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think up and coming is accurate, you know. I
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ain't even been doing it three years yet, so.
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Yeah, I know. But you came in hittin'. You came
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in hittin' what? When in... a goddamn three shenanigans
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open mic in a row? Yeah, I don't know if they
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were in a row, but I know some of them I brought
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about seven people, some of them, so I know that
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definitely impacted. But you still did good.
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It ain't like you did bad. Do you remember your
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first mic in town? First mic was, you know what,
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it was that one. It was the one that I competed
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at. The shenanigans? Hell yeah, that's cool.
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But you did the class, right? Yeah, so that mic
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was like... two weeks before the class graduation.
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Oh, okay. Or the capstone, whatever, whatever
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Kim calls it. Were you and Nikki in the same
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class? Yeah, it was me, Nikki, two dudes from
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out of town. Don't see them anymore. Who else
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was in there? Tammy was in there and Haley was
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in there. Okay, okay. And Brandon. And who? Brad,
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not Brandon, Brad. Brad Davis? No, no, no. He
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only did the one. He goes in supports all the
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time. Yeah, redhead. No, no, nerdy looking dude,
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pretty big. Yeah, I don't know not bald. No,
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okay Real smart to real smart film then the ones
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that are grabby those classes spawn a lot of
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comics though That's like where a lot of the
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good stand -ups in Huntsville have started at
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Kim's class and shout out Kim She hasn't done
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in a while, but mm -hmm. Yeah, it was great.
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So I'm the type of person I'll be to uh I've
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noticed about myself. I'm not that big of a risk
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-taker. Yeah, so like when I was looking to figure
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out how to get into comedy Seeing that there
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was a class to help you get started that was
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like Extremely appealing because I don't know
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how I would have turned out if I just started
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doing open mics I don't know how that would have
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worked out So I definitely appreciated having
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some structure before going up there Well, you
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can see the difference between a comedian like
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you who prepared and like is very strategic with
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it And then a comedian who just jumped headfirst
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doesn't know what he's doing like Charles Hood
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Yo, the first time I saw Charles man I felt so
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bad because I was laughing at him. It was at
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one of Jonathan's mics and he was doing, what
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I do appreciate about Charles though is his comedic
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character is set. It's really who he is. It's
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authentic. And so I didn't get it at all. And
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the first time I saw him, I was like dying laughing
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because I was like. This dude is terrible. When
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I've seen him get an audience on his side, oh
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man, that boy be killing it. Oh, he's night and
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day better from when we first met him at the
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boxcar. Shout out RIP boxcar open mic. He lit.
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I mean, he first of all, he looked like Jeffrey
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Dahmer with long hair. He looked just awful and
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greasy. He just had his mouth. He was like his
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mouth hanging open like the like it was crazy.
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I'm just gonna love that we're talking about
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him. No, and then just his set was so, it was
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just not it at all. But no, he's come so far,
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it's insane. Wasn't that the time the white boy
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said nigga in the crowd? John DeBomb said the
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N -word during Syfy's set. That's something that's
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happened. And we didn't really do anything. And
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he comes up, first of all, he does that, and
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then he goes up after Syfy, I'm pretty sure,
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and tries to like, but you know, but with the...
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They say it. Literally what he did. And then
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right after him comes Charles Hood. And we're
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all like kind of tense because he like just defended
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a white usage of the N -word. Charles Hood gets
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on stage and literally face plants as he's walking
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up the stairs. We thought it was a bit. It was
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not a bit. He'll claim it was a bit to this day.
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It was not a bit. You don't put if it's a bit,
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you put your arms out to break it. And he might
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have been doing his bit like where he falls,
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but there's no way he meant to hit his nose that
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hard. I mean, he went crazy. I just remember,
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cause like all this had done happen in like a
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matter of five minutes. You got Syfy on the stage
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and he was like, dude, his friend had a cowboy.
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He's like, who this nigga the cowboy had? And
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then a white dude said, yeah, who this nigga
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the cowboy had? And everybody, and you could
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see Syfy on stage like, all right. So he's trying
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to make it funny. And then he gets off and the
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dude goes up there and he just straight, like
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my bad, he was just like, well, you know what
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I'm saying? Like Alex said, they said, and then
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immediately Charles falls on his face. And then
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gets up and starts talking about bees. A sensory
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overload. Never forget that. I might be making
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it up in my head, but I distinctly remember pointing
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and laughing at him on the ground. Charles, you
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have my respect, dawg. You got my respect big
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time. Yeah, they like you, Charles. They like
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you? Damn, Brandon, you out over there, you sweaty,
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god. It's hot, there's smoke in here. It is a
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little hot. It is a little hot. I see you sweating
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a little. It is a little hot. It is a little
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hot. I had it on for two, my AC broke out there.
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And you know, it's a second. That one cut off,
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too? Oh, you cut it off for the sound. And I
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had it on for two hours trying to get it down.
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I got 75. Okay, I'm comfortable 75 45 minutes
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put the great Muhammad Ali out But you know,
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I swear to 65 I know I know Brian I was thinking
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about you I was gonna I was gonna start it before
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I went to work, which I probably should have,
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and I know that shirt is gonna be ruined by the
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end of it. It's gonna be bad. But that's good.
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It's like progression of how long we're at. I
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like that hat I had on for Dan's episode. Oh,
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yeah. I'm gonna be glistening too in a minute.
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Don't worry about it. Yeah, we had to start late
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because he had to moisturize. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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dog. Hey, Donnas might be dark, but he light
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skinned. I ain't never met more of a light skinned.
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That helps. That help with the sweat? He's calling
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me pretty, that's what it is. And you know the
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crazy thing is, I'm lucky. Oh my God, that's
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even worse than that. I'm lucky because I ain't
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never had no braces. You accused me of tweezing
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my eyebrows one time. For sure you did. I definitely
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don't. You don't tweeze? Don't tweeze the eyebrows.
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Don't wax, thread, none of it. Most I do is go
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like this from time to time. Electrolysis, you
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never have. None of that. And this is the only
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facial hair I grow, too. Really? Yeah, dog. So
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you don't have to shave? I don't have to shave.
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Well, I mean, I get, like, two or three whiskers
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that pop up. And you just line them like that?
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Yeah, yeah. Hey, yo, you just grow a mustache
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like a pirate every day, and there's nothing.
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I mean, I got to trim the mustache, but I'm talking
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about, you know, I ain't got to do nothing. Yeah,
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yeah, on the side. Just barely a little bit under
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the neck. That's it. How'd your mama know? Because
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she named you Adonis. You know, that's what I'd
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be asking. I'm like, man, you definitely took
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a risk, but that's the only reason I'd be in
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the gym. Cause it's like with a name like this.
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You have to like keep up that. Yeah. Can't be
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no slouch. Can't be no slouch. Could you imagine
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if Brandon was named Adonis? Damn. What do you
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mean, damn? Damn. Now Brandon, I can first of
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all, I have something funny about that after.
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But Pat as Adonis. That's like the real. Thank
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you. That's more. Yeah, that's like the real.
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That's pretty good. We can work with that. Now
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Brandon, I can picture you as Adonis. Thank you,
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bro. And speaking of Brandon and Adonis, Ian
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Miller at our open mic last week, which is every
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second of fourth Thursday. Shout out. Dog Bar
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Rock. at City Dog Bar, but Ian Miller got up
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on stage and afterwards, when he's like bringing
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Brandon back up, he's like, give it up for Fat
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Adonis. It was diabolical. Hell, that's hilarious.
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It was fucked up. That motivated me to get back
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in the gym. Hell yeah. Brandon and I do kind
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of look alike. We could be brothers for real.
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Especially because we just got the haircut with
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the line. We could be brothers for real because
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we both got a little liking. to Martin Luther
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King, you know? He's a good man. Actually, yeah,
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he got the head shape and you got... You got
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the voice. You can do the voice. Yeah, that was
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on my social media, calling me Dr. King one time,
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so... Oh, yeah, you be going for our all time.
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Can you tell us some of the funniest comments
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about you, what they have said? Funniest comments
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about me? Like roasting, you know good ones.
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We don't want to hear that. You know, I don't
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never really get roasted in my comments. Of course
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you don't. I really don't. And what's weird,
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too, is like... I always get politely roasted
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at mics too. Like when I was down in Orlando,
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shout out to my man 407 Kevin, I was doing his
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mic and after I came off, this is when I had
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a little fro growing. And I had my grill in and
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all that. I come off and he was like, yo, doesn't
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he look like Martin Luther King if he had a nightmare?
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I had a nightmare. That's good. Yeah, dawg, they
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be politely roasting me all the time. Do they
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ever get really racist? Nah, nah, I've been lucky
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with that. I've been lucky with that. Even though,
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you know, in Orlando was weird cause like I did
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a couple of open mics at just the bars and shit.
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And Orlando's way more racist than Huntsville.
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Cause you know, I think Huntsville is pretty,
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pretty educated. And though my few little mics
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isn't totally, you know, a showing of what Orlando
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is, but damn, it's like so many punchlines are
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just like, and you're black. No creativity is
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just black as being the punchline. Shame shame
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y 'all gotta step up your game Yeah, you got
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to make it like if you're gonna do a joke like
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that make it something people wouldn't think
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is coming. Yeah That's why those comedians will
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fail, because that shit, even if you like that
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shit right now, if you hear in two years, you're
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like, I don't wanna, I mean, come on, man, think
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of something funny. You know what I mean? That's
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how it was when Ashlyn said she went to Austin
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to visit. She was like, a lot of those open mics
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were just literally, the joke was, you're black,
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you're trans, you're gay. And if you go, the
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good comments don't go to open mics. Right. So
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you get like... the bottom, you know what I mean?
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Cause there are show opportunities if you have
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even an ounce of talent. Yeah. Cause they have
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so many. That reminds me of that dude at the
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last levity mic. He came in and he was super
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misogynistic and damn near fat phobic. He was
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talking about, here's how you get laid, pixel
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and easy. A fat bitch. It was wild. You remember
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this? Which one was this? Yeah, which one was
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this? This was the last Liberty Mike. Skinny
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white guy? I can't remember what he looked like,
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but he had dark hair. Oh, dark hair. I think
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it's the one. Glasses? No, I don't think he had
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glasses. The one who looked like How I Met Your
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Mother, the main character from there. Oh, that
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you said he was a fan. Because was he screaming
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and shit? I don't think he was. No, no, not the
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one who was screaming. Oh, yeah. Was he like
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the build dude? He's kind of built. Not like
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skinny build. You said dark hair, though? Yeah,
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I think he might have been friends with, um,
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God damn, his name is escaping me. Uh, Lep, not,
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I'm about to say Lep, but, uh. Hoffman? Yeah.
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Yes, Hoffman. Dude, I know exactly who you talking
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about. Yeah, I know exactly who you talking about.
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Yeah, Hoffman runs with a rough crew right now.
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And it was like that, I think that said probably
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would have killed like somewhere like Austin.
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But, uh, and then I was, I was dying laughing.
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I felt bad because I was sitting next to Kim
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and Kim was like, this shit is not funny. But
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I was laughing at the absurdity of it. It was
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so awkward. As soon as he came up, fat bitch.
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All the air got sucked out the room, and Buddy's
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just still trying to stay in it. Oh, I was dying.
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I was dying. Maybe I like him a little bit. When
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they're trying to stay in it, it's funnier. He
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tried to stay in it. He tried to stay. Then at
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the end, he was like, all right, I'm going to
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give you your 30 seconds back. Yeah. Kim was
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like, thank you. Thank you. For real? Yes. It
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was bad. What he was saying was crazy, but. Yeah,
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that dude, he comes out to, he used to come out
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to Beer Hog and. Like he's, I think he's definitely
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got something mentally wrong. I don't know if
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it's autism or something like that, but he got
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like, he got like, he don't look like it. You
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know what I'm saying? He don't look like he got
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nothing. But as soon as you talk to him, oh,
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something. I think he's rich too. He had like
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a Corvette and like, he's like 20 something.
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And he had like a Corvette and just the way he
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was talking, I was like, either he's like been
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sheltered his whole life or he's like worse than
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you though. Hey, different strokes, different
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folks, yeah. I got no money. You got the good
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kind. The good tism. Oh, yeah, dude, I appreciate
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that. Yeah, you got the one that... That makes
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you endearing, caring, trustworthy, not like
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this other guy. That can work. Hey, I ain't passing
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no judgment on his character. Who knows? Because,
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you know, sometimes they say... Yeah, he may
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seem like a bad guy. Yeah, they say, you know,
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absurdity works in comedy, so maybe he was just...
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shooting for the fences, it ain't no no better
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that Huntsville don't really get down like that.
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At all, which is crazy. Whenever I first moved
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here, I would have never thought Alabama had
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the scene that it has here. It's like so liberal.
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It's very liberal here. The education has a lot
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to do with it. Yeah, when I was moving here.
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People was like, damn, you going to Alabama?
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I was like, hold on now. They educated up there.
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It ain't gonna be too bad. That's the everybody
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has to, I feel like everybody that lives in Huntsville
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has to be like, no, no, but it's fine. It's okay
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there. Dude, I'm from a shitty town. They still
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only have 10 ,000 people. It's not like a 10
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,000 people where you can go somewhere. You gotta
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travel like 20 miles to get somewhere else that
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have got people. And they're like, you live in
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Alabama? I'm like, okay, okay. I need you guys
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to understand how much better it is than we are.
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You guys live in poverty and boarded up. It's
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just a dying town and then you're like Alabama.
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I live in Huntsville, so we're fine. Shout out
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to Huntsville, my comedy home. Hell yeah. Great
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city, great city. But you're from Texas, ain't
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you? El Paso, Texas, yes sir, raised. I'm surprised
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you ain't mentioned it yet. Born in Philly, raised
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in El Paso, yeah. So, last week I got to go home.
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Shout out to Javi Balone. He put me on a show
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down there. He's got a nice little production
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he puts on. And first time doing comedy in my
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hometown. Yeah, how'd it go? It did really well.
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Did it? It did really well. Really well. So I've
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been trying to work on getting... laughs a lot
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quicker on my jokes, because sometimes I can
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be long -winded. And yeah, I was getting, like
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my first joke, I was probably getting laughs
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like every 10 seconds. It was so inspiring. Three
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minutes just hitting, it was lovely. Hell yeah.
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That's what I always wanted to do, is go back
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to my hometown. I still can't wait to go. Cause
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you know, you got that thing, like what if they
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don't like me? And these my people. You know
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what I'm saying? What if they don't like me?
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Yeah, I didn't have that. I felt like they would.
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I was like, I need to go home because I felt
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like a lot of my sense of humor would work there.
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And it did. So you're gonna kill it. No, I think
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everybody needs to bomb where they were born.
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So I did when I moved to Baltimore, dude. It
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was just fucking bomb city when I was just starting.
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Well, I was born in Philly, so I'm sure I'll
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bomb there. I bet Philly's... I wonder what Philly's
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like. We haven't really met anyone from there.
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Yeah, I'd be glad to go do some time up there.
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That's for sure. That's definitely different.
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Need to get on the road boys. I tried out my
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hometown. Where at? Here. Detroit doesn't count.
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That's two years. It still counts. Really? Yeah,
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that's why he said Philly. They wouldn't know
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me. I said I don't know nothing about it though.
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I had to learn. You can make jokes about that.
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Yeah, you right. I mean your joke about the fucking,
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your dad joke would work for sure. Which isn't
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a joke and it's the best thing I've ever heard
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in my life. Yeah, that's 100 % real. Like, completely.
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You know what you're talking about? Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. The Axl Foley joke. I swear to God, we
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were standing right in there. In the summer room.
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And he's telling us he was like he's like, yeah,
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I just found out I have a dad legally I'm like
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what he was I had to get my birth certificate
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for whatever and then he was like he was he was
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like, yeah I have dad my mom told me that He
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was he was a detective in Detroit and then he
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had a special mission in Beverly Hills and he
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said California he said in California and uh
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and uh that's why he didn't sign my birth certificate
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so like so everybody laughs but like it's fucking
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with me like the next day at work like it's fucking
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with me hard i'm just standing outside smoking
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a cigarette and i'm like hold on that's the motherfucking
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plot from Beverly Hills cop when did you know
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that was the plot when he told you So it was
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like the wedding day and they said you had to
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get like you had to have a paper showing that
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you had a dad, right? So she went to get hers
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and then I was like, yo, I need to get mine.
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Everybody's like, no, you don't. You don't need
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one. And I was like, why? And then they told
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me. And then she told me. But that was the first
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time you heard this story then, right? Yeah.
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He told me that day. That's the joke. So that's
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a funny punch. That was a year ago. Crazy. Man,
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I'm disappointed in your mother because there
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was no creativity in that. She just saw Beverly
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Hills cop that afternoon and just said it. She
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was quick on her feet, though. Yeah, she was
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quick. And she still got me a little bit. Yeah,
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it was your fault. You should put up that picture.
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Never mind, Mama Brandy. You did good. Yeah,
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she's an angel. Were you a fan of Eddie Murphy
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movies, though? Yeah, I used to watch that show
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all the time. Like, I love that movie. Like,
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I almost got the jacket and everything. Damn.
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And it never rang a bell. Like I saw all of them.
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Even the new one. Yeah, that was good. Axel,
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what's it called? It's coming from your mother.
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You wouldn't expect your mother to deceive you
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like that. But it's because, like, I believe,
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because he was, he's really a cop. Like, he's
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really a cop, and Danny was a detective and stuff.
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A detective in Detroit, though, right? Yeah.
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So what jurisdiction would... a detective in
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Detroit haven't in California. See, I don't know
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about that long before. It's not much. It's not
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much, if any, probably not at all. I mean, he
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would have to be like a federal... FBI. Yeah,
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like FBI agent. Was he FBI or was he a detective?
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See, I don't know. Okay, okay. Now this story
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could have holes in it. If he's a FBI agent,
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that's different. A detective, no. FBI, CIA,
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yeah, they travel. We'll get to the bottom of
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it. Can we have them on? I love how that beater
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sweat was rolling down after that question. The
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wheels was turning for sure. Oh no. It got hotter
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in here. Yeah. What y 'all been up to? Shit,
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man. Working. Getting these out. Trying to go
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to more open mics. Trying to get back in the
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swing. Yeah, the content grind. I'm proud of
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y 'all for getting on it. Trying to be like you,
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man. It's interesting. It's a crazy bitch, this
00:22:00.059 --> 00:22:02.619
social media thing. I've been trying it for years,
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but I've never gone as consistently as I have.
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And that's a huge part of it, is the consistency.
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Just keep showing up in people's feeds, but not
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flooding it, but just consistently showing up
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for people. Yeah, I saw something from Kev on
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stage. He said something like, on average, somebody
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has to see you like 17 times before they'll...
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decide to subscribe. No, that totally makes sense,
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especially because you're just scrolling and
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then like I'll laugh really hard at something.
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I still won't follow her. I'm guilty. I've been
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stingy with my likes. I need to be a little more,
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show some more love. I've been stingy as hell
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for this. Do you get on social media though and
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scroll? Sometimes, sometimes like, but mostly
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after I post something. So I don't be on there
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too much. See, I just go on once in a while and
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then like everything that's on my feed. Check
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my messages and then get up out of there. I get
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sucked into it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like, yeah,
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I will get into some doom scrolling and like
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you saying, sometimes you see something. That
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was funny. Keep scrolling. I show no love. That's
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wrong. Showing some love. Pressing that like
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and subscribe button. Yeah. So I started like
00:23:06.910 --> 00:23:09.329
just doing funny shit back when like Instagram
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first came on. Matter of fact, the first video
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I ever made was on MySpace doing some dancing.
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That was the first video I ever made. How old
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are you? Take a guess. I'm 34, but I'm guessing
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way older than I really feel. 30? I'm 33. Okay,
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okay. You're close. You're damn close. Yeah,
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so MySpace, that was the first video I ever uploaded.
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For real? Yeah, dawg. Dance, I wonder if I can
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find that shit. I found it like 10 years ago.
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Hold on, what kind of dances was she doing? You
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know, some little popping and gliding type shit.
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Was you for real though? Like you was trying
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to be usher. I was in sixth grade, so it was
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like. That's what I was trying to, that's what
00:23:52.490 --> 00:23:54.630
I asked you. I was like sixth grade, you know,
00:23:54.750 --> 00:23:57.329
on my Marion tip. Yeah, you was hitting that
00:23:57.329 --> 00:24:01.230
shit hard. Trying to, trying to. Yeah, so then
00:24:01.230 --> 00:24:05.089
after that, Instagram came on. Did Instagram
00:24:05.089 --> 00:24:08.789
come up before, I mean, before Vine? Yes, it
00:24:08.789 --> 00:24:10.849
did, because Instagram didn't really have video.
00:24:10.890 --> 00:24:12.750
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that Vine made things
00:24:12.750 --> 00:24:15.109
have video. Yeah, I think I dropped my first
00:24:15.109 --> 00:24:18.170
skit. on Instagram, then got on Vine, tried that
00:24:18.170 --> 00:24:20.509
shit for a little while. Vine was fun. Had a
00:24:20.509 --> 00:24:22.269
couple pop off on Vine, but I was never consistent
00:24:22.269 --> 00:24:24.910
with none of the shit. And then I did YouTube.
00:24:25.009 --> 00:24:29.410
I did YouTube with motorcycle content. That was
00:24:29.410 --> 00:24:31.410
interesting. You used to race too, right? Yeah,
00:24:31.430 --> 00:24:34.329
yeah, yeah. I've only entered, I think, four
00:24:34.329 --> 00:24:36.750
races total, but it's just easier to explain
00:24:36.750 --> 00:24:39.640
to people. Yeah, I raced. The track day thing
00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:42.059
is just like going to a go -kart track where
00:24:42.059 --> 00:24:44.220
it's just an open track session. And you ride
00:24:44.220 --> 00:24:46.140
around for a certain amount of time. So this
00:24:46.140 --> 00:24:48.579
is easy to say, yeah, I raced. But yeah, the
00:24:48.579 --> 00:24:51.519
motorcycle thing, that was cool. But I think
00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:54.400
it all spawned from wanting to do entertainment
00:24:54.400 --> 00:24:57.839
in some form or fashion. My motorcycle channel
00:24:57.839 --> 00:25:02.660
came from my old gaming Instagram. So. What you
00:25:02.660 --> 00:25:05.700
gain? Back then I was gaming heavy on Star Wars
00:25:05.700 --> 00:25:11.059
Battlefront. That game was so easy to be good
00:25:11.059 --> 00:25:13.519
in because I started with Modern Warfare and
00:25:13.519 --> 00:25:15.839
all that shit and all the try -hards on there.
00:25:16.619 --> 00:25:18.579
But that Star Wars Battlefront 2 I think it was,
00:25:19.180 --> 00:25:22.019
damn I had like a three point something kill
00:25:22.019 --> 00:25:25.220
death ratio. God damn that game was fun. So it's
00:25:25.220 --> 00:25:28.569
like Modern Warfare? It was, but it's a third
00:25:28.569 --> 00:25:30.789
person shooter instead of a first person. And
00:25:30.789 --> 00:25:33.809
it was just, it was super easy. Yeah. It feels,
00:25:34.049 --> 00:25:36.630
yeah. And I feel like people died quicker. I
00:25:36.630 --> 00:25:38.869
always liked hardcore on Modern Warfare. Even
00:25:38.869 --> 00:25:40.569
though I wasn't good, you could just shoot them
00:25:40.569 --> 00:25:43.809
in the foot and they died. Yeah, one shot kills.
00:25:44.690 --> 00:25:47.309
Yeah. Yeah, dawg. So then the motorcycle shit,
00:25:47.710 --> 00:25:50.170
I stopped doing that because I felt like I got
00:25:50.170 --> 00:25:53.069
as fast as I wanted to on the track. What was
00:25:53.069 --> 00:25:57.079
it? What would he mean? What'd you get to? Well
00:25:57.079 --> 00:25:59.920
the time that I got so I did road racing. Okay,
00:25:59.920 --> 00:26:04.619
so the fastest I ever did on a 600 was I think
00:26:04.619 --> 00:26:11.299
a high 140 like a 140 point nine Miles per hour,
00:26:11.380 --> 00:26:16.059
probably But when I say I've got as fast as I
00:26:16.059 --> 00:26:18.480
went I mean going around the track Like the fastest
00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:20.980
lap time like I felt like if I had to go faster
00:26:20.980 --> 00:26:23.700
I had to just invest more time and therefore
00:26:23.700 --> 00:26:27.039
more risk So I was satisfied with what I accomplished.
00:26:27.259 --> 00:26:30.039
I was able to become a coach or an instructor
00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:32.700
with one of the track day organizations in the
00:26:32.700 --> 00:26:35.880
region. So that was dope. I was like, yeah, I
00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:38.079
don't hit the ceiling. I don't hit my ceiling.
00:26:38.700 --> 00:26:40.380
And that sport is expensive as shit. So yeah,
00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:46.859
I had to get up out of there. Like you just said,
00:26:46.940 --> 00:26:48.019
you can see the line. You're like, well, this
00:26:48.019 --> 00:26:50.480
is as much as I want. Then you can see how much
00:26:50.480 --> 00:26:52.940
work it will take to surpass it. How much work,
00:26:53.039 --> 00:26:55.700
how much money. And then some of my friends who
00:26:55.700 --> 00:26:57.920
still ride, they're like, I mean, you're not
00:26:57.920 --> 00:27:00.720
necessarily risking more. You don't have to start
00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:02.740
pushing past your comfort zone or all that, but
00:27:02.740 --> 00:27:04.799
just the time that you're spending on track will
00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:06.640
allow you to get there. I'm like, yeah, that
00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:08.619
makes sense. But at the same time, it's a risk
00:27:08.619 --> 00:27:11.059
being out here. And then one of the things that
00:27:11.059 --> 00:27:13.609
kept me in it was the channel that I had because
00:27:13.609 --> 00:27:15.150
I was able to monetize a YouTube channel with
00:27:15.150 --> 00:27:17.869
it. But then I was like, yeah, I ain't trying
00:27:17.869 --> 00:27:21.029
to risk my life for some views. And then people
00:27:21.029 --> 00:27:22.529
are like, no, I don't give up. Your content is
00:27:22.529 --> 00:27:24.970
good. Don't give up. And I don't agree with that.
00:27:25.250 --> 00:27:27.150
I don't agree with telling people not to quit.
00:27:27.210 --> 00:27:29.410
Some motherfuckers need to quit. You know what
00:27:29.410 --> 00:27:30.950
I'm saying? Like that motherfucker Rudy. That
00:27:30.950 --> 00:27:33.650
movie Rudy or whatever. A real life Rudy. You
00:27:33.650 --> 00:27:35.950
need to tear that motherfucker to quit. Don't
00:27:35.950 --> 00:27:37.410
get no concussions, dawg. You don't need to be
00:27:37.410 --> 00:27:40.960
doing this shit. You got to tell, I think some
00:27:40.960 --> 00:27:44.140
people they need, you can't just because like
00:27:44.140 --> 00:27:47.259
everybody's advice is never give up. Everybody
00:27:47.259 --> 00:27:49.599
who's successful never gave up. Well, of course,
00:27:50.019 --> 00:27:53.279
but everybody who never gives up doesn't always
00:27:53.279 --> 00:27:55.680
reach success. Yeah. And those people that succeeded,
00:27:55.740 --> 00:27:57.960
they gave up something. Exactly. They gave up
00:27:57.960 --> 00:28:00.559
on somewhere, on something. Yeah. So when I was
00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:01.539
telling people I was quitting, they're like,
00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:03.779
no, man, you're great. Your videos are good.
00:28:03.819 --> 00:28:06.559
Just be patient. I gave it like a solid five
00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:09.420
years effort and I was doing weekly uploads.
00:28:09.609 --> 00:28:12.470
Sometimes I was doing two long form content videos
00:28:12.470 --> 00:28:16.369
a week. So I was like, nah, I ain't giving up
00:28:16.369 --> 00:28:18.069
per se. I'm just pivoting to something else.
00:28:18.150 --> 00:28:20.269
I'm still creating content. I'm still trying
00:28:20.269 --> 00:28:23.509
to entertain people. And you learned how to do
00:28:23.509 --> 00:28:26.250
the videos by doing that. So you're already a
00:28:26.250 --> 00:28:28.410
leg up when you start doing the other content.
00:28:28.529 --> 00:28:31.390
For sure. For sure. So yeah, that's it. And it's
00:28:31.390 --> 00:28:33.470
everything. Any kind of content can hit. You
00:28:33.470 --> 00:28:38.150
got gym content, car content. comedy, shoe content,
00:28:38.430 --> 00:28:41.990
pranks, pranks, them pranks. See, they they start
00:28:41.990 --> 00:28:44.309
getting too wild with them. It's funny when you
00:28:44.309 --> 00:28:46.190
got a controlled environment and you the butt
00:28:46.190 --> 00:28:48.410
of the joke, but then you just going up to motherfuckers,
00:28:48.470 --> 00:28:50.190
I'm going to smack the shit out of you. What
00:28:50.190 --> 00:28:51.910
the fuck you think is going to happen? I said
00:28:51.910 --> 00:28:54.890
the N -word in the hood. Yeah, pull out a gun.
00:28:56.450 --> 00:28:58.710
Can't believe that video got uploaded. Yeah.
00:28:58.950 --> 00:29:01.769
Which one? Somebody pulled out a gun phone case.
00:29:02.049 --> 00:29:04.890
The what? Somebody pulled out like a gun phone
00:29:04.890 --> 00:29:06.269
case and would point at it and be like, yeah,
00:29:06.309 --> 00:29:09.329
what's up, man? That kid got shot. That's just
00:29:09.329 --> 00:29:11.890
insane. It's not even fun. It's not funny. That's
00:29:11.890 --> 00:29:13.269
playing with your life right there. That's playing
00:29:13.269 --> 00:29:15.650
with your life. Risk to reward. A lot of people,
00:29:15.769 --> 00:29:18.710
I don't think have a good risk to reward analysis.
00:29:18.750 --> 00:29:20.250
And when you're younger, you have none of it.
00:29:20.250 --> 00:29:22.089
Yeah, for sure. Especially when you try, because
00:29:22.089 --> 00:29:24.390
that's all they do, like the young people. So
00:29:24.390 --> 00:29:27.410
like saying you 15, like when we was 14 and 15
00:29:27.410 --> 00:29:29.769
years old, we didn't have social media, so we
00:29:29.769 --> 00:29:31.750
sold drugs and shit. But you know what I'm saying?
00:29:31.970 --> 00:29:34.220
Because Jay -Z and them was hot. So you doing,
00:29:34.380 --> 00:29:36.900
you doing, even us, we was doing whatever the
00:29:36.900 --> 00:29:39.619
popular shit was. So whatever they scrolling
00:29:39.619 --> 00:29:41.599
through and whatever that algorithm gives them,
00:29:41.940 --> 00:29:43.900
they just gonna try to emulate that and try to
00:29:43.900 --> 00:29:46.279
go harder. How can I get seen? How can I get
00:29:46.279 --> 00:29:48.539
seen? These predator catching videos, dude, are
00:29:48.539 --> 00:29:51.099
getting out of hand. Yeah, I be feeling bad for
00:29:51.099 --> 00:29:52.559
some, because you can tell some people ain't
00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:54.019
all there. You know what I'm saying? Some of
00:29:54.019 --> 00:29:56.319
these kids, some of these songs. Especially the
00:29:56.319 --> 00:29:58.339
amateur ones get the ones that aren't all there.
00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:01.019
You can tell that. Now, I ain't no motherfucking...
00:30:01.130 --> 00:30:03.430
Hold on now, let's back up. Let's back up. I
00:30:03.430 --> 00:30:04.950
don't want y 'all to think I'm no motherfucking
00:30:04.950 --> 00:30:07.789
chomo defender or nothing like that. They have
00:30:07.789 --> 00:30:12.869
rights, okay? I'm just saying, you can tell some
00:30:12.869 --> 00:30:15.059
motherfuckers just don't. They ain't well equipped.
00:30:15.420 --> 00:30:17.240
Exactly. And some people know not what they do.
00:30:17.380 --> 00:30:20.099
Yeah. And then you do hit them. And I'm not saying
00:30:20.099 --> 00:30:21.640
what they did was right, but you know damn well
00:30:21.640 --> 00:30:23.539
this motherfucker ain't right in the head. Yeah.
00:30:23.539 --> 00:30:25.480
Yeah. You need to beat the shit out of this motherfucker
00:30:25.480 --> 00:30:27.319
who don't know no better. You know, you just
00:30:27.319 --> 00:30:29.240
need to be on the list. Yeah. Yeah. Put them
00:30:29.240 --> 00:30:30.799
on the list and ask somebody why you keep on
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:32.519
trying to put them in jail. Some people can use
00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:34.240
a firm talking to and that'll set them straight.
00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:37.559
And that's a so that's a big thing in that. Have
00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:39.859
you seen Prime Time yet? The Chris Hansen movie.
00:30:40.670 --> 00:30:43.309
A lot of people are saying I hate seeing the
00:30:43.309 --> 00:30:45.369
discourse online because you can tell no one's
00:30:45.369 --> 00:30:47.569
fucking seen this movie They have opinions about
00:30:47.569 --> 00:30:49.990
it because it does make it the trailers do make
00:30:49.990 --> 00:30:52.630
it look like Chris Hansen's this like Nefarious
00:30:52.630 --> 00:30:54.430
character kind of like they make him look a little
00:30:54.430 --> 00:30:59.519
dark and creepy, but like he He is doing the
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:01.819
what he thinks is right. He thinks these people
00:31:01.819 --> 00:31:05.119
should be put away Yeah, but the weird part is
00:31:05.119 --> 00:31:07.180
that he also is trying to market it to the mass
00:31:07.180 --> 00:31:10.420
of course the crazy weird part Well, you can
00:31:10.420 --> 00:31:13.539
have this crusade but When you try to start just
00:31:13.539 --> 00:31:15.359
selling it to people, that's when it gets like,
00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:17.660
but you got to think he was the biggest thing.
00:31:17.660 --> 00:31:20.059
Oh, yeah. On TV. I used to love that show. Oh,
00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:23.319
I love to see people try to try to lie. That
00:31:23.319 --> 00:31:26.200
should be so fun. So you tell me here when you
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:30.609
were saying that you got. Big meat. You say you're
00:31:30.609 --> 00:31:33.009
about to drop off big meat. No, no, no. Stakes.
00:31:33.210 --> 00:31:37.829
Yeah, we were going to grill that. I was making
00:31:37.829 --> 00:31:42.369
sure she was OK. But I like the way Chris Hansen
00:31:42.369 --> 00:31:44.029
did it. You know, they had the cops waiting outside.
00:31:44.210 --> 00:31:45.890
But like these dudes with the vigilante shit,
00:31:45.950 --> 00:31:48.210
that shit just wowed. They call the police and
00:31:48.210 --> 00:31:49.690
the cops are like, what the fuck is going on?
00:31:49.710 --> 00:31:51.890
We don't know you. What's happening? They're
00:31:51.890 --> 00:31:53.930
like, oh, we're just guys online. We pretended
00:31:53.930 --> 00:31:56.009
to be a 13 year old girl. Let's not get into
00:31:56.009 --> 00:31:58.890
how creepy that is. Then we beat the shit out
00:31:58.890 --> 00:32:01.509
of this dude. Here you go. You know what I'm
00:32:01.509 --> 00:32:04.569
saying? I seen somebody hit one in the head with
00:32:04.569 --> 00:32:08.690
a pumpkin at Walmart. He's suing them. He's suing
00:32:08.690 --> 00:32:11.029
those guys. Yeah, they fucked him up. And I'm
00:32:11.029 --> 00:32:15.160
not saying, look. That shit was funny. But like...
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:17.339
And I'm sure he gonna win that assault case because...
00:32:17.339 --> 00:32:19.500
Yeah, you're gonna win it. He's gonna win. And
00:32:19.500 --> 00:32:21.339
he's not gonna have to... The thing is that Chris
00:32:21.339 --> 00:32:23.859
Hansen did it right because all these people,
00:32:24.180 --> 00:32:26.339
they had to register a sex offender or some kind
00:32:26.339 --> 00:32:28.900
of a punishment. Right. He was working directly
00:32:28.900 --> 00:32:31.000
with the law enforcement. Yeah. So he knew what
00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:33.039
he could say, what he couldn't. Now you're just
00:32:33.039 --> 00:32:35.140
doing this and this dude, yeah, you put him online,
00:32:35.180 --> 00:32:37.799
but people don't remember shit. I can see all
00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:40.259
of them right now. I wouldn't have no clue. And
00:32:40.259 --> 00:32:42.200
then so it's not really... like they don't have
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:43.720
to put theirself on a list. And that's the only
00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:45.200
way you're gonna protect kids, you have these
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:48.480
people put on the list. So that whole EDP, you
00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:51.420
know, EDPs. Oh, you seen that documentary? That
00:32:51.420 --> 00:32:53.400
was messed up. You know who he is though, right?
00:32:53.980 --> 00:32:57.359
He was a Philly fan, Eagles fan. Eat the pussy.
00:32:57.740 --> 00:32:59.759
He's fat, I'm talking about like, he make Pat
00:32:59.759 --> 00:33:02.460
look small. I heard it, I think I've heard it.
00:33:02.519 --> 00:33:04.240
You ever heard that time where he like, I just
00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:06.519
want the cupcake. You never heard that? Nah,
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:08.880
maybe not. Maybe, I just remember a huge Philly.
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:12.900
He used to cuss and he used to say all the slurs.
00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:18.980
Just crazy shit, just like ranting. In his documentary,
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:22.220
the cops or the lawyer that they interviewed
00:33:22.220 --> 00:33:24.460
was like, yeah, the way they did it, they made
00:33:24.460 --> 00:33:26.019
the whole thing not, we couldn't do anything
00:33:26.019 --> 00:33:29.740
because they fucked up the investigation. Because
00:33:29.740 --> 00:33:32.700
you can't hit them up first. You have to be sitting
00:33:32.700 --> 00:33:34.799
in the pool, where do you think they at? And
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:36.579
then they hit you up and then you tell them.
00:33:36.779 --> 00:33:38.359
And then they still go through with it. But they
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:40.380
were hitting him up first and saying, we want
00:33:40.380 --> 00:33:41.940
to hang out and whatever, whatever they were
00:33:41.940 --> 00:33:44.839
doing. Moving on. Yeah. Let's change subjects.
00:33:45.500 --> 00:33:47.619
Somebody get in trouble in this bitch. What the
00:33:47.619 --> 00:33:52.660
hell? But I'm also the type of person, like,
00:33:53.019 --> 00:33:55.279
y 'all can probably tell from my comedy. I be
00:33:55.279 --> 00:33:58.059
in deep thoughts sometimes. I want to ask y 'all,
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:01.130
do y 'all think free will exists? No. Free will?
00:34:02.009 --> 00:34:04.589
Brandon said no. I think it does. You think it
00:34:04.589 --> 00:34:09.150
does? What you think? Free will? I mean, like,
00:34:09.250 --> 00:34:14.090
so I don't know, but I know the two sides. Like,
00:34:14.110 --> 00:34:15.889
so there's the one side that's like, yes, we
00:34:15.889 --> 00:34:18.570
can we choose. But then, like, the other argument
00:34:18.570 --> 00:34:21.769
against it would be like, you know, everything
00:34:21.769 --> 00:34:25.389
that's happened to us informs our decisions.
00:34:25.389 --> 00:34:27.789
So, like, if I make a decision to do this, that
00:34:27.789 --> 00:34:30.300
might be because I was born. with my foot hanging
00:34:30.300 --> 00:34:31.820
out or like, you know, like I stubbed my toe
00:34:31.820 --> 00:34:34.619
as a kid that could. Oh, yeah. Like you're physical.
00:34:34.619 --> 00:34:36.719
Like you're you're you're innate. That's what
00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:38.199
you're going to do as a person. It's already
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:39.820
built inside you. That's why they're saying that
00:34:39.820 --> 00:34:41.599
you don't like everything in your life has led
00:34:41.599 --> 00:34:44.619
up to you making that decision. So like, is it
00:34:44.619 --> 00:34:46.400
really you deciding or is it just because you've
00:34:46.400 --> 00:34:47.880
lived that certain way? I don't believe none
00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:50.739
of that. That's the argument. Yeah, none of that.
00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:52.780
Why do you why do you think there's no free will?
00:34:52.940 --> 00:34:56.599
Well, because it's like it's like it's just in
00:34:56.599 --> 00:35:00.489
the in this world, it's like you You know, there's
00:35:00.489 --> 00:35:03.239
a set plan for everything. Who sets the plan?
00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:05.460
Like you, you got to get a job. It might not
00:35:05.460 --> 00:35:07.659
be a job that you like, but you got to do it.
00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:09.960
You don't do it and you're going to be living
00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:12.260
homeless and you're going to starve. You're going
00:35:12.260 --> 00:35:15.019
to die and you're going to smell bad while you
00:35:15.019 --> 00:35:16.780
die. Yeah. And then people are just going to
00:35:16.780 --> 00:35:18.780
sit there driving by their car, looking at you,
00:35:18.960 --> 00:35:21.960
smelling bad, dying. Mm hmm. Yeah. So that's
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:25.260
why I'm right here. There's no free will. Because
00:35:25.260 --> 00:35:28.039
like, dude, and dude, you could be like 70 years
00:35:28.039 --> 00:35:31.130
old still hurt. I like the train of thought.
00:35:31.190 --> 00:35:33.050
I like the train of thought that you're on there.
00:35:33.570 --> 00:35:36.909
I think that's reasonable. You polished a little
00:35:36.909 --> 00:35:38.829
more, but I see what you're saying. Like there
00:35:38.829 --> 00:35:41.710
are things you have to do or else you're fucked.
00:35:41.730 --> 00:35:43.969
That robs you of the choice. That robs you of
00:35:43.969 --> 00:35:47.389
agency. But the thing is, or you're fucked. So
00:35:47.389 --> 00:35:50.110
that's the key to being free will or you're fucked
00:35:50.110 --> 00:35:54.949
because you have to get a job right to live or
00:35:54.949 --> 00:35:57.230
you'd be homeless. That's another option. So
00:35:57.230 --> 00:36:00.449
you have both options. You have two options there.
00:36:00.590 --> 00:36:02.070
I mean, you got more than that. But you have
00:36:02.070 --> 00:36:04.610
so many options. If I'm like, I don't want to
00:36:04.610 --> 00:36:06.670
do this no more, and I get up and walk out, I
00:36:06.670 --> 00:36:09.230
can do that. That's free will. If I want to stay
00:36:09.230 --> 00:36:11.730
here, I stay here. That's free will. I don't
00:36:11.730 --> 00:36:14.409
see what people are saying, like, I'm just automatically
00:36:14.409 --> 00:36:16.210
going to do this. Take your pants off, or there's
00:36:16.210 --> 00:36:20.130
no free will. You know, they're too tight. I
00:36:20.130 --> 00:36:22.510
don't think it's an automatic thing per se, but
00:36:22.510 --> 00:36:24.769
similar to what you were saying, the argument
00:36:24.769 --> 00:36:27.969
against it is... The best analogy I could come
00:36:27.969 --> 00:36:30.289
up with, right, is every conscious decision we
00:36:30.289 --> 00:36:33.510
make, we want to make the best decision that
00:36:33.510 --> 00:36:35.550
we can. We try to give the best answer we can.
00:36:35.889 --> 00:36:38.030
So like if we were taking a test and we want
00:36:38.030 --> 00:36:40.710
to score a perfect score on this test, right,
00:36:41.030 --> 00:36:43.130
you got a question. The question is what's two
00:36:43.130 --> 00:36:45.969
plus two? Your answer choices A through D are
00:36:45.969 --> 00:36:54.159
one, B, two, C, three, D, four. Nice. So if you
00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:57.489
want to get 100 on this test, Yes, you have four
00:36:57.489 --> 00:37:00.789
options to choose from, but realistically, you
00:37:00.789 --> 00:37:05.730
can only pick D. So I think our consciousness
00:37:05.730 --> 00:37:09.710
gives us an illusion of free will. But if you
00:37:09.710 --> 00:37:12.050
don't actually have any options, if there's no
00:37:12.050 --> 00:37:14.289
choice, like you're saying, the choice is, with
00:37:14.289 --> 00:37:17.489
Brandon's example, or be fucked up and broke
00:37:17.489 --> 00:37:20.500
and all that. you can't choose that because you
00:37:20.500 --> 00:37:22.519
don't want to be fucked up and broke. Your only
00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:24.559
option is to get that job. You're speaking from
00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:30.519
your perspective. I know you are wrong. My nigga
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:32.199
Dale, he don't got internet. He will never see
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:36.360
this. He don't want to be shit. And that's his
00:37:36.360 --> 00:37:40.960
choice. Exactly. And by his choice, I think there's
00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:43.260
the conscious you and then there's the physical
00:37:43.260 --> 00:37:47.469
you. His physical him doesn't want to be shit.
00:37:48.219 --> 00:37:51.460
Now his consciousness can, you know, acknowledge
00:37:51.460 --> 00:37:54.000
this and acknowledge the choices he makes, but
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:57.480
everything that he is leads him to being what
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:02.449
you're saying he is. I mean, look. But some people,
00:38:02.670 --> 00:38:04.550
they don't have that. They don't have that thing
00:38:04.550 --> 00:38:07.610
saying, I'm not doing good. My boy, my boy made
00:38:07.610 --> 00:38:09.969
a good point. He was like, he was like, you can't,
00:38:10.070 --> 00:38:12.409
if somebody got $10 in their pocket and they
00:38:12.409 --> 00:38:14.570
happy, you know what I'm saying? You can't say
00:38:14.570 --> 00:38:16.929
that you're doing better than them when you got
00:38:16.929 --> 00:38:19.070
$4 ,000, but you drowned. And you're stressed
00:38:19.070 --> 00:38:22.010
out. You stressed out. Who, who, who, who happier
00:38:22.010 --> 00:38:24.230
in that sense? You know what I'm saying? And
00:38:24.230 --> 00:38:25.969
on paper is going to say the guy who has the
00:38:25.969 --> 00:38:28.050
money, the guy who has the money, who's living
00:38:28.050 --> 00:38:30.159
comfortable, but you don't know like, That dude
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:33.000
with $10, a lot of the time, is way happier,
00:38:33.019 --> 00:38:35.789
because they don't have fucking problems. So
00:38:35.789 --> 00:38:37.449
we should just make people do shit is what you're
00:38:37.449 --> 00:38:41.190
saying. We should just force them. No, no, that's
00:38:41.190 --> 00:38:46.010
not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying.
00:38:46.309 --> 00:38:49.570
I'm just saying that if every conscious decision
00:38:49.570 --> 00:38:53.269
you make, you're trying to pick the best answer,
00:38:53.349 --> 00:38:56.570
everything that makes you who you are, the physical
00:38:56.570 --> 00:39:00.300
you, you know, the way your brain works. the
00:39:00.300 --> 00:39:02.480
neurons that fire that you have absolutely no
00:39:02.480 --> 00:39:04.860
control over. If you're hungry that day and you
00:39:04.860 --> 00:39:07.780
might be more irritable. All these things factor
00:39:07.780 --> 00:39:10.519
into the choices that the physical you makes
00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:13.280
that the conscious you observes. And I don't
00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:14.860
think there's much choice in, I don't think there's
00:39:14.860 --> 00:39:17.099
any choice in that. Okay, so you're saying if
00:39:17.099 --> 00:39:19.039
we all got different personalities right here
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:21.500
and we do something like we set something outside
00:39:21.500 --> 00:39:24.519
and nobody knows it's an experiment. We go outside
00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:27.469
and there's two things on the floor. right outside
00:39:27.469 --> 00:39:30.789
of here. And our personality is gonna tell us
00:39:30.789 --> 00:39:33.070
which one we're gonna grab, right? Is that what
00:39:33.070 --> 00:39:34.510
you're saying? We're automatically, no matter
00:39:34.510 --> 00:39:36.610
what, gonna grab that one. To an extent. So I
00:39:36.610 --> 00:39:39.340
see it like, this of course is all theory, you
00:39:39.340 --> 00:39:42.360
know, that can't be proven. But I think we're
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:45.199
basically like biological computers, right? You
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:47.360
put a certain stimulus in, you're gonna get a
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:48.519
certain export. I agree with that. You know what
00:39:48.519 --> 00:39:52.900
I'm saying? So if you were able to identify each
00:39:52.900 --> 00:39:55.429
variable that makes a person who they are, then
00:39:55.429 --> 00:39:57.269
I think you'd be able to predict that they're
00:39:57.269 --> 00:39:58.590
going to pick up that thing you're talking about.
00:39:58.829 --> 00:40:02.210
I think if you were to repeat those variables,
00:40:02.590 --> 00:40:05.230
they do that same thing every single time. I
00:40:05.230 --> 00:40:06.630
agree with that. And I think that means that
00:40:06.630 --> 00:40:10.050
there's really no... choice, then. I see your
00:40:10.050 --> 00:40:11.489
point. I'm coming around to it because I thought
00:40:11.489 --> 00:40:13.969
of that. And I do think that's right. You will.
00:40:14.289 --> 00:40:16.369
If somebody knows and you can pick out those
00:40:16.369 --> 00:40:18.289
things, you will know which one. If you could
00:40:18.289 --> 00:40:20.289
type in these variables into a computer, you're
00:40:20.289 --> 00:40:22.130
going to get this export. If you could type in
00:40:22.130 --> 00:40:23.369
these variables into a person, you're going to
00:40:23.369 --> 00:40:25.409
get this export. I think you're right about their
00:40:25.409 --> 00:40:28.349
physical them. Like their physical them, yes,
00:40:28.389 --> 00:40:31.150
if you put whatever... Input something output
00:40:31.150 --> 00:40:33.409
can be pretty much predicted if you knew everything
00:40:33.409 --> 00:40:36.309
about them Yeah, I do think the conscious them
00:40:36.309 --> 00:40:39.670
exists is just much weaker than we think Because
00:40:39.670 --> 00:40:41.650
there are moments where like people do things
00:40:41.650 --> 00:40:43.690
where you wouldn't expect them to or like they
00:40:43.690 --> 00:40:45.550
do the right thing when they've always done the
00:40:45.550 --> 00:40:48.650
wrong thing I just think is much weaker than
00:40:48.650 --> 00:40:51.269
just, oh, I'm making every single choice. I'm
00:40:51.269 --> 00:40:52.269
making it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm
00:40:52.269 --> 00:40:53.929
saying. With every consciousness. Of course,
00:40:54.130 --> 00:40:55.929
every decision we make isn't really that conscious,
00:40:55.989 --> 00:40:58.230
per se. Yeah, exactly. Yes. There's a lot of
00:40:58.230 --> 00:40:59.929
reaction involved in life and all that, too.
00:41:00.510 --> 00:41:04.130
So now I will say I don't like I wouldn't want
00:41:04.130 --> 00:41:06.929
everybody to think like that because that kind
00:41:06.929 --> 00:41:10.090
of gives people an excuse for fucking up. And
00:41:10.090 --> 00:41:12.489
to be an asshole. It does. But then it also gives
00:41:12.489 --> 00:41:15.110
people it also gives people more empathy. Right.
00:41:15.289 --> 00:41:19.269
Because like, as time has gone on, you know,
00:41:19.630 --> 00:41:22.730
we see drug addiction as an ailment. You know
00:41:22.730 --> 00:41:25.409
what I'm saying? It's not as much. Oh, they're
00:41:25.409 --> 00:41:28.070
just fucked up. You know what I'm saying? Alcoholism
00:41:28.070 --> 00:41:31.989
is a disease now. You know, before it's just,
00:41:32.150 --> 00:41:34.949
oh, you're weak and you can't, you know, you're
00:41:34.949 --> 00:41:36.530
just a weak person. Or you're just a man in the
00:41:36.530 --> 00:41:39.170
50s. I think you become more empathetic as a
00:41:39.170 --> 00:41:42.690
society the less you think there is choice. And,
00:41:42.809 --> 00:41:45.619
you know, you just. But see, I would hate that
00:41:45.619 --> 00:41:47.619
society because I would want to kill a lot of
00:41:47.619 --> 00:41:50.079
people. Because a lot of people are just assholes,
00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:52.000
and some people try to blame notisms and all
00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:55.579
that. I call bullshit. Some people are just assholes,
00:41:55.619 --> 00:41:57.300
and if you give them, and they're just like,
00:41:57.380 --> 00:41:59.000
well, that's just who I am, I'm an asshole. Like,
00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:01.039
well, you just get smacked. You know what I'm
00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:02.880
saying? That's true, that's true. There would
00:42:02.880 --> 00:42:04.440
definitely have to be - There's still consequences,
00:42:04.699 --> 00:42:06.719
even if you don't have free, and it probably
00:42:06.719 --> 00:42:08.500
shouldn't if you didn't have free will, but let's
00:42:08.500 --> 00:42:10.760
be honest. True. But I thought of that because
00:42:10.760 --> 00:42:12.780
thinking of these old... some of these fucked
00:42:12.780 --> 00:42:16.219
up chomos, dawg. It's like... Well, yeah, especially,
00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:18.260
I mean, you know, the cycle of abuse is a real
00:42:18.260 --> 00:42:20.360
thing, right? Yeah, for sure. I think it's like
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.380
a high, high number. High percentage of people
00:42:22.380 --> 00:42:25.679
who offend have been offended. Yeah, yeah. And,
00:42:25.860 --> 00:42:27.440
you know, watching SBU and all that. Y 'all watch
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:29.519
SBU? No. What's that? Back in the day, back in
00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:31.579
the day. Law and Order? Yeah, Special Victims
00:42:31.579 --> 00:42:33.420
Union. Oh, I never seen that. He was on there.
00:42:33.579 --> 00:42:37.500
Yeah, there was one dude, he was a chomo. He
00:42:37.500 --> 00:42:39.260
was like, I don't want to do this shit. Y 'all
00:42:39.260 --> 00:42:42.070
got to... Kill me. I can't stop these thoughts.
00:42:42.289 --> 00:42:44.710
That's what I'd be like. If I even had those
00:42:44.710 --> 00:42:47.090
thoughts for real, I would immediately be like
00:42:47.090 --> 00:42:50.070
either kill me or lock me. At least right now,
00:42:50.090 --> 00:42:51.469
that's what I'm feeling. I don't know how they
00:42:51.469 --> 00:42:54.210
actually are in the moment. I think that's an
00:42:54.210 --> 00:42:56.889
example of the conscious you observing the physical
00:42:56.889 --> 00:43:00.550
you. Ain't no free will but doubt. All right,
00:43:00.670 --> 00:43:03.909
Brandon. So what what two variables would you
00:43:03.909 --> 00:43:06.369
give us to things? You know, our personalities,
00:43:06.389 --> 00:43:08.869
you know, all of us, right? You can give us two
00:43:08.869 --> 00:43:11.530
things that are out there, two variables out
00:43:11.530 --> 00:43:13.309
there outside the door. And you're going to pick
00:43:13.309 --> 00:43:16.039
the two for each of us like that. We're going
00:43:16.039 --> 00:43:18.079
to grab. We're going to grab. We're going to
00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:20.599
grab something. So it gets a sword and a shield.
00:43:20.599 --> 00:43:23.440
Yeah. So you guys have like two objects. Yeah.
00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:27.780
You give us a two objects, two objects. OK. And
00:43:27.780 --> 00:43:29.360
then what we would pay and well, yeah, and then
00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:30.719
what we will pick and then we'll tell you what
00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:34.699
we'll pick. OK, so, Dom, I got you a Green Bay
00:43:34.699 --> 00:43:43.210
Packers football and a clown mask. All right.
00:43:43.409 --> 00:43:50.539
I got you a thing here. A nice, a nice, a really
00:43:50.539 --> 00:43:52.440
like, dude, this is just the best goal watch
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:58.179
they got in the world. Nice goal watch or a nice
00:43:58.179 --> 00:44:02.800
do that Vance. bedazzled microphone. All right,
00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:06.099
Alex, I got you. Let me look at you real quick.
00:44:07.460 --> 00:44:13.159
I got you a nice, nice butt plug with a microphone
00:44:13.159 --> 00:44:18.920
attached to it. And then another one. It's just
00:44:18.920 --> 00:44:25.019
some weed. Is anyone looking when I'm around?
00:44:26.840 --> 00:44:30.360
It's not real weed. For this, it's plastic weed.
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:33.320
But you can go to a legal state, and then you
00:44:33.320 --> 00:44:36.400
can cash it in for real weed. He's just getting
00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:38.880
you out. He's just getting you out. Yeah, it's
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:41.039
an option. All right, so everybody know what
00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:44.019
they would pick? Yeah. All right, what do you
00:44:44.019 --> 00:44:47.579
think I would pick? The football? Yep. The microphone?
00:44:48.019 --> 00:44:49.639
I'd get the watch. Yeah, what are you talking
00:44:49.639 --> 00:44:50.679
about? He's definitely going to pick it. The
00:44:50.679 --> 00:44:52.980
microphone's cool. Yeah, go with that. I mean,
00:44:52.980 --> 00:44:55.320
shit, I don't know. I mean, come on. Don't say
00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:59.400
it. He's going to pick it. The plug. Just a guess,
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:02.800
I don't know. It's a microphone and a plug. That's
00:45:02.800 --> 00:45:07.000
a two for one. If I did that, I would have that.
00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:11.099
That couldn't have gone bad. That's so fucking
00:45:11.099 --> 00:45:14.599
funny. I mean, it's a unique object. I probably
00:45:14.599 --> 00:45:18.440
would. It's one of a kind. You can't get that
00:45:18.440 --> 00:45:21.699
anywhere else. I'm gonna scoot over a little
00:45:21.699 --> 00:45:28.860
bit. So what are y 'all's answers? Yeah, you're
00:45:28.860 --> 00:45:30.559
right. You're right for me, you missed Adonis.
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:32.179
Yeah, I'm getting the watch. What about you,
00:45:32.179 --> 00:45:35.000
Alex? Yeah, the butt plug. You want me to say
00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:36.980
it? The butt plug with the mic. I had to grab
00:45:36.980 --> 00:45:38.159
it. You wanted that verbal confirmation. What
00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:41.059
you guys got for me? All right, let's think.
00:45:41.239 --> 00:45:42.719
Come on, come on. Adonis is the guys, let him
00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:47.090
go. All right, so Brandon was faced. See, I'm
00:45:47.090 --> 00:45:48.650
gonna do two things that Brandon would really
00:45:48.650 --> 00:45:51.199
love. Let's see. That's what he did for all of
00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:55.239
us. We got a WrestleMania. Yep. Anything, just
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:58.840
say anything. Anything WrestleMania. What's your
00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:02.500
favorite one? I guess WrestleMania 3. WrestleMania
00:46:02.500 --> 00:46:05.719
3? I don't even know what that is. 1987? VHS
00:46:05.719 --> 00:46:10.320
signed by all the wrestlers that was on it. Damn.
00:46:11.320 --> 00:46:13.519
Damn, I don't even know that. I feel like that's
00:46:13.519 --> 00:46:20.699
the top of Whit Branagh. Okay. Or Jake the Snake.
00:46:20.940 --> 00:46:24.679
Jake the Snake. Personal. You get to go with
00:46:24.679 --> 00:46:26.730
him for a day. Who the fuck is Jake the Snake?
00:46:26.849 --> 00:46:29.610
That's his favorite wrestler. So it's like a
00:46:29.610 --> 00:46:32.630
VIP pass. So his favorite wrestler getting to
00:46:32.630 --> 00:46:36.070
spend a whole day with. Do whatever you want
00:46:36.070 --> 00:46:40.030
to, ride rides. He's going to take that day pass
00:46:40.030 --> 00:46:42.909
with the Jake the Snake. I think so. What do
00:46:42.909 --> 00:46:44.630
you think he's picking? You already know what
00:46:44.630 --> 00:46:47.750
you're picking, right? Yeah. Okay. I think the
00:46:47.750 --> 00:46:51.269
Jake the Snake. But I mean, the argument would
00:46:51.269 --> 00:46:53.329
be like, you know, the tape lasts forever. You
00:46:53.329 --> 00:46:56.739
can have that forever. But memories last forever,
00:46:56.960 --> 00:46:58.300
too. See, I'll go Jake the Snake as well. And
00:46:58.300 --> 00:47:00.199
he's got his cell phone, so he... Yeah, yeah,
00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:01.519
little... You can record him while he's going
00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:02.840
to the bathroom. He's not passing up WrestleMania
00:47:02.840 --> 00:47:06.769
3 signed by all wrestlers. Oh, let's see. Man,
00:47:06.829 --> 00:47:08.449
dude, you know, I got to see Jake the Snake,
00:47:08.590 --> 00:47:10.730
man. He's old because, like, he's the older dude
00:47:10.730 --> 00:47:13.449
now, man. I can get an autograph from him. Yeah.
00:47:13.650 --> 00:47:16.869
I mean, that's all I know. I got to be honest
00:47:16.869 --> 00:47:20.389
with him. And he does comedy. He does? He does
00:47:20.389 --> 00:47:22.650
do comedy. Scott opened for him, or hosted for
00:47:22.650 --> 00:47:25.550
him or something. How do you say that? Did y
00:47:25.550 --> 00:47:27.409
'all like wrestling growing up? I wasn't allowed
00:47:27.409 --> 00:47:30.469
to watch it. Interesting. Back in The Rock and
00:47:30.469 --> 00:47:33.449
Stone Cold. Never got into it. My younger brother
00:47:33.449 --> 00:47:35.510
gets mad at me because, you know, it like made
00:47:35.510 --> 00:47:37.610
a resurgence and people be reminiscing over it.
00:47:37.809 --> 00:47:39.750
Man, we never watched that shit at your phone.
00:47:41.329 --> 00:47:43.889
I could not get down with the wrestling. Yeah,
00:47:43.949 --> 00:47:46.090
I don't know what it was. That's great. And then,
00:47:46.190 --> 00:47:47.889
Alex, that's wild because I was never able to
00:47:47.889 --> 00:47:51.010
watch Spongebob. So I could always watch, I could
00:47:51.010 --> 00:47:53.010
watch Russell. That's crazy. I couldn't watch
00:47:53.010 --> 00:47:55.210
Cow and Chicken or Johnny Bravo. Oh yeah, that
00:47:55.210 --> 00:47:57.789
too. I never seen either. My mom hated Ed, Edd,
00:47:57.789 --> 00:48:00.289
and Eddie. She said that shit was stupid. I mean,
00:48:00.710 --> 00:48:04.489
it was. It was hilarious. I loved it. My mom
00:48:04.489 --> 00:48:06.969
said Cow and Chicken and Johnny Bravo, too much
00:48:06.969 --> 00:48:09.670
sexual innuendo. Cow and Chicken was. Cow and
00:48:09.670 --> 00:48:12.610
Chicken absolutely was. Johnny Bravo was just
00:48:12.610 --> 00:48:14.309
a hubble hubble. Like that wasn't really that
00:48:14.309 --> 00:48:16.329
sexual. But Cow and Chicken, they'd show ass
00:48:16.329 --> 00:48:18.849
and shit. The devil was butt naked with his ass.
00:48:18.829 --> 00:48:21.170
That show was wild. Cow and Chicken, I remember
00:48:21.170 --> 00:48:24.179
that. That show was wild. Like Ren and Stimpy
00:48:24.179 --> 00:48:27.059
spin -off. Ren and Stimpy, it was like that?
00:48:27.480 --> 00:48:29.139
Yeah, they had an adult version of Ren and Stimpy
00:48:29.139 --> 00:48:31.280
too. I think they all was adult versions. No,
00:48:31.460 --> 00:48:32.500
but like they were real, like X -rated. They
00:48:32.500 --> 00:48:35.179
had a legit X -rated Ren and Stimpy episode or
00:48:35.179 --> 00:48:37.400
something. It's weird now looking back at Randy
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:39.380
Stamper, because you're like, what the fuck was
00:48:39.380 --> 00:48:42.599
y 'all on? I'm pretty sure the dude's a raper,
00:48:42.860 --> 00:48:44.980
the guy who made it. Makes sense. I mean, nothing
00:48:44.980 --> 00:48:48.039
makes more sense than that. Apparently I heard,
00:48:48.059 --> 00:48:49.599
I don't know if this is real, but they had a
00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:51.739
rule on that show where they couldn't draw a
00:48:51.739 --> 00:48:54.659
face the same twice. So they had to make it.
00:48:54.659 --> 00:48:56.699
That's why the faces were all so crazy, because
00:48:56.699 --> 00:48:59.480
they were on that show. They would get like,
00:48:59.500 --> 00:49:02.159
he'd like be grinning like insanely and shit.
00:49:02.949 --> 00:49:04.730
I never really watched. That was a little before
00:49:04.730 --> 00:49:08.139
my time. Me too. I mean, I watched it. I love
00:49:08.139 --> 00:49:12.610
stuff before my time. There's so much to do.
00:49:12.809 --> 00:49:15.610
There's literally I haven't seen every good.
00:49:15.769 --> 00:49:17.809
It feels like I haven't seen every good movie,
00:49:17.909 --> 00:49:20.570
but like I've seen so many fucking movies and
00:49:20.570 --> 00:49:23.269
so many classics. But like every day someone
00:49:23.269 --> 00:49:24.550
will bring up a movie and I'm like, oh, I haven't
00:49:24.550 --> 00:49:26.730
fucking seen that. And it's like the best movie
00:49:26.730 --> 00:49:28.849
of that year. Like, it's just crazy. There's
00:49:28.849 --> 00:49:30.630
so many of them, man. What's your favorite rom
00:49:30.630 --> 00:49:33.829
-com? Oh, rom -com? Something about Mary's really
00:49:33.829 --> 00:49:35.750
good. Oh, that's great. Something about Mary's
00:49:35.750 --> 00:49:38.010
really good. Favorite rom -com? Yeah. Hitch,
00:49:38.030 --> 00:49:39.750
because I remember back when I was lonely, I
00:49:39.750 --> 00:49:41.289
thought that would give me advice to be able
00:49:41.289 --> 00:49:43.969
to talk to people. Okay, okay. Don, what you
00:49:43.969 --> 00:49:48.019
got? Four Christmases. Vince Vaughn. I haven't
00:49:48.019 --> 00:49:50.400
seen that one. And Reese Witherspoon. That was
00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:52.800
great. That's so good. I haven't seen either
00:49:52.800 --> 00:49:54.219
of the two. What about yours? The two I'm talking
00:49:54.219 --> 00:49:58.369
about. Fuck, what's that Eddie Murphy one? I
00:49:58.369 --> 00:50:01.090
know tree of life boomerang have a very boomerang
00:50:01.090 --> 00:50:04.900
boomerang oh yeah no you know what it's either
00:50:04.900 --> 00:50:08.760
yeah probably no I would argue coming to America
00:50:08.760 --> 00:50:11.480
is a wrong call. No. That's a wrong call. I'm
00:50:11.480 --> 00:50:13.820
not going wrong on that. That's a wrong call.
00:50:14.420 --> 00:50:17.159
That's not even the first plot of the movie.
00:50:17.340 --> 00:50:19.519
That's not the first. It is. No, it's not. It's
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:23.159
to go to America to soil his royal oaks. No,
00:50:23.159 --> 00:50:25.599
to find a wife. To soil his royal oaks. Well,
00:50:25.599 --> 00:50:29.679
that's what he wanted to do. If the protagonists
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:32.460
want to do it, they have to plot. OK, so yeah,
00:50:32.460 --> 00:50:35.820
he's going to find a wife, but it's really about
00:50:35.820 --> 00:50:38.480
him coming to America. I mean, that's what the
00:50:38.480 --> 00:50:40.880
name of it is. It's just about him going to America
00:50:40.880 --> 00:50:43.719
in the different cultures is the first plot of
00:50:43.719 --> 00:50:47.280
it. Finding his wife is, cause she's not even
00:50:47.280 --> 00:50:49.360
one of the, she's not one of the five main characters
00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:51.539
in it. I would say that's the subplot to all
00:50:51.539 --> 00:50:55.789
the coming to America. Coming to America is the
00:50:55.789 --> 00:50:57.429
plot. And then that's the, that's, but it's not
00:50:57.429 --> 00:50:59.940
the first subplot. I don't know. I think that's
00:50:59.940 --> 00:51:03.119
wrong. I will say, I think romance works best
00:51:03.119 --> 00:51:07.760
when it is a subplot like that though. I don't
00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:11.000
generally like a straight romantic comedy movie.
00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:14.039
Something about Mary is way more comedy. But
00:51:14.039 --> 00:51:15.940
that is still the main plot. So then would you
00:51:15.940 --> 00:51:18.480
say Hitch ain't a rom -com then? No, Hitch is
00:51:18.480 --> 00:51:20.760
a rom -com. Because it's literally about getting
00:51:20.760 --> 00:51:24.300
this dude hitched. It's about him finding, getting,
00:51:25.699 --> 00:51:27.380
I'm about to call him Eddie Murphy, Will Smith
00:51:27.380 --> 00:51:29.539
to get Kevin James a girl. Yeah, but the bigger
00:51:29.539 --> 00:51:33.360
love story in it is Will Smith and Eva. Yeah.
00:51:33.510 --> 00:51:36.730
Yeah, but it's still a love story. Yeah, but
00:51:36.730 --> 00:51:40.630
if you're saying that the main plot was coming
00:51:40.630 --> 00:51:43.949
to America, so this qualifies it from being a
00:51:43.949 --> 00:51:49.119
rom -com, the main plot of Hitch isn't... No,
00:51:49.260 --> 00:51:51.300
it is, it's the name of the movie, Hitch, to
00:51:51.300 --> 00:51:55.099
get the dude hitched, to get him a girl. Now,
00:51:55.340 --> 00:51:59.579
the main... But even if it is Will Smith, and
00:51:59.579 --> 00:52:02.840
what's my girl name, Eva. Even if it is them
00:52:02.840 --> 00:52:06.579
two, that's still romantic. That's still, you
00:52:06.579 --> 00:52:09.880
know, it's still two people trying to get together.
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:15.219
What the chat say? Tell us in the chat, tell
00:52:15.219 --> 00:52:16.760
us what you think. I was trying to think of one
00:52:16.760 --> 00:52:18.119
that wouldn't work. You may ask ChatGBT if coming
00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:21.239
to America is a rom -com. It's gotta be. And
00:52:21.239 --> 00:52:23.480
then read exactly what it says. It's gotta be.
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:26.099
Ooh, do we have a phrase for them to read, maybe?
00:52:28.170 --> 00:52:31.980
Yeah, yeah, yeah. is coming to America, a rom
00:52:31.980 --> 00:52:35.239
-com. It's that one that's the meme, right? Yeah.
00:52:37.659 --> 00:52:41.780
Okay. It says, yes, coming to America 1988 is
00:52:41.780 --> 00:52:44.619
generally considered a romantic comedy rom -com,
00:52:44.820 --> 00:52:47.320
though it is also a comedy and a fish out of
00:52:47.320 --> 00:52:52.059
water story. Oh! It stars Eddie Murphy as Prince
00:52:52.059 --> 00:52:55.420
Hakeem, who travels from Zomanda to Queens, New
00:52:55.420 --> 00:52:58.960
York, looking for true love. So if someone asks...
00:52:59.050 --> 00:53:01.329
It's coming to America. Wrong. Yes, absolutely.
00:53:02.030 --> 00:53:05.369
Yes, absolutely. I can't believe the chat. That's
00:53:05.369 --> 00:53:08.489
that's an alien. That's that's not a person.
00:53:08.590 --> 00:53:11.010
I need to hear you guys' comments. What's the
00:53:11.010 --> 00:53:13.190
definition of a wrong? So you're saying because
00:53:13.190 --> 00:53:16.550
it's not the main plot, it disqualifies it from
00:53:16.550 --> 00:53:20.010
being. I think I think so. OK, I think if it's
00:53:20.010 --> 00:53:22.690
not the main plot, it shouldn't be considered
00:53:22.690 --> 00:53:24.789
a romcom. It should just be considered a comedy
00:53:24.789 --> 00:53:27.500
if it's that if it's just a comedy. Something
00:53:27.500 --> 00:53:30.539
about Mary is about getting to Mary. Now, I don't
00:53:30.539 --> 00:53:32.820
know if this is the exact plot of the movie.
00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:35.820
Definitely, maybe. But, like, so in that movie,
00:53:35.820 --> 00:53:38.500
I don't think he's necessarily... Ryan Reynolds
00:53:38.500 --> 00:53:40.980
is the main character. He isn't necessarily looking
00:53:40.980 --> 00:53:42.739
for love in the movie. I'm pretty sure it's just
00:53:42.739 --> 00:53:45.079
a story about he's living as a single dad, but
00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:48.329
he finds love in it. Like, you know, the point,
00:53:48.489 --> 00:53:50.809
the plot isn't... I mean, I guess the plot is
00:53:50.809 --> 00:53:52.349
he does find love in the end, but, like, it isn't...
00:53:52.349 --> 00:53:55.789
Is it a comedy? Yeah. It is? Yeah. Okay. I mean,
00:53:56.170 --> 00:53:59.230
I might be wrong. I'm not saying I'm right, but.
00:54:00.070 --> 00:54:01.849
That's your definition. As long as you can define
00:54:01.849 --> 00:54:05.829
it and defend it. That's good. You're not just
00:54:05.829 --> 00:54:08.050
bullshit. You got some more? Yeah. Let's see.
00:54:11.150 --> 00:54:14.989
Shit. I don't know. What are your top three movies?
00:54:16.250 --> 00:54:19.710
Your top three favorite movies? Gladiator. All
00:54:19.710 --> 00:54:30.139
right. Friday. And Forty -O Virgin. Those are
00:54:30.139 --> 00:54:32.610
my three. Classic. Okay, Brandon, what you got?
00:54:33.130 --> 00:54:36.690
I guess the Smashing Machine. Jesus Christ. It
00:54:36.690 --> 00:54:43.710
was perfect, I thought. What is this movie? Jojo
00:54:43.710 --> 00:54:47.849
Dancer? Remember that? Richard Pryor? It's kind
00:54:47.849 --> 00:54:49.530
of like where you make him kind of a story of
00:54:49.530 --> 00:54:54.800
his life. Like, I love that. And then, you know
00:54:54.800 --> 00:54:56.360
what? I'm just going to say it. Deadpool and
00:54:56.360 --> 00:54:59.820
Wolverine really got me. Okay, okay. That's what
00:54:59.820 --> 00:55:03.170
you got. Mine are all gonna be newer probably,
00:55:03.289 --> 00:55:04.869
kinda like Brandon's, except for the Richard
00:55:04.869 --> 00:55:07.929
Pryor. I liked One Battle After Another, I thought
00:55:07.929 --> 00:55:10.409
was fan -fucking -tastic. I need to watch his
00:55:10.409 --> 00:55:12.909
other movies, cause they might get up there.
00:55:13.670 --> 00:55:15.849
Everything Everywhere All At Once was really
00:55:15.849 --> 00:55:18.949
fucking good, I thought. Really good. Unique
00:55:18.949 --> 00:55:20.710
as shit. Oh, nevermind, I ain't seen that one.
00:55:20.989 --> 00:55:24.610
I saw the Asians. Yeah, it's Asian shit. I was
00:55:24.610 --> 00:55:26.829
thinking that was the one that the Obamas produced.
00:55:27.309 --> 00:55:31.989
Which one is that one? It was like a... Apocalyptic
00:55:31.989 --> 00:55:35.909
type movie. Oh God. What? Yeah What the hell
00:55:35.909 --> 00:55:40.090
was it? It was an end of days type movie No that
00:55:40.090 --> 00:55:43.070
the Obama's producer came out with Marsala Ali
00:55:43.070 --> 00:55:45.070
he's in it. Oh, it just came out though mother
00:55:45.070 --> 00:55:46.989
mother mother No, it came out like four years
00:55:46.989 --> 00:55:53.449
ago. Oh, I don't know green book No Uncut gems
00:55:53.449 --> 00:55:55.469
might be up there. That's good for me. That was
00:55:55.469 --> 00:55:58.429
a really good movie Okay, so that's probably
00:55:58.429 --> 00:56:01.170
my three. I top three. I'm Basing this if these
00:56:01.170 --> 00:56:03.050
are the only three movies I could watch the rest
00:56:03.050 --> 00:56:07.019
of my life. Yep black dynamite. Mm -hmm Probably
00:56:07.019 --> 00:56:12.500
the harder they fall and so me so man. Yeah I
00:56:12.500 --> 00:56:17.420
didn't realize I was the only non -black person
00:56:17.420 --> 00:56:24.269
What's the second one what I said black dynamite
00:56:24.269 --> 00:56:26.429
the harder they are the harder they fall who's
00:56:26.429 --> 00:56:29.909
that? That's uh It's a western movie on Netflix.
00:56:29.929 --> 00:56:34.769
It's got Idris, fucking Jonathan Majors. Oh,
00:56:34.889 --> 00:56:36.469
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I seen that. I
00:56:36.469 --> 00:56:39.309
seen that. That's a new one. Yeah, yeah. You
00:56:39.309 --> 00:56:43.280
should play Jonathan Majors in a skit, dog. Yeah,
00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:44.860
I probably could. You could play Jonathan Majors.
00:56:45.380 --> 00:56:46.980
Is that the guy who got canceled? He's in that,
00:56:46.980 --> 00:56:49.300
like, Infidels movie now? So you're just doing
00:56:49.300 --> 00:56:52.860
all the... All the new movies he's coming out
00:56:52.860 --> 00:56:56.460
with? That one was crazy that he was in that.
00:56:57.400 --> 00:57:00.639
The Ben Shapiro one. I haven't seen that. You
00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:02.260
know who Ben Shapiro is though, right? Yeah,
00:57:02.440 --> 00:57:04.320
so that whole group made a... The Daily Wire.
00:57:04.559 --> 00:57:06.519
Yeah, Daily Wire, they made a movie and it's
00:57:06.519 --> 00:57:09.980
like hardcore. pro -Jewish shit and then he's
00:57:09.980 --> 00:57:11.699
like the main any of the main character in it
00:57:11.699 --> 00:57:14.659
yeah it's called like infidels blood land and
00:57:14.659 --> 00:57:17.079
soil or something so it's just like straight
00:57:17.079 --> 00:57:19.579
it's straight it's straight is real propaganda
00:57:19.579 --> 00:57:23.130
and uh And he's in it. And it's in for him to
00:57:23.130 --> 00:57:25.110
be. He was like he was fucking the main villain
00:57:25.110 --> 00:57:28.250
of like he was going to be. He was going to be
00:57:28.250 --> 00:57:31.449
Thanos. Yes. And the fucking he was. He was great.
00:57:31.550 --> 00:57:34.849
And Loki, dude, he was fucking great. As a perfect
00:57:34.849 --> 00:57:38.389
three. Kong. Yeah. King like that. The first
00:57:38.389 --> 00:57:41.269
one, the first Kang variant, that dude, that
00:57:41.269 --> 00:57:43.409
shit, that speech in the end of that episode,
00:57:43.489 --> 00:57:45.110
dude, that was so good. Yeah, I like his acting.
00:57:45.210 --> 00:57:48.369
I don't know him as a person, so. Are y 'all
00:57:48.369 --> 00:57:50.690
able to separate artists from the art? Y 'all
00:57:50.690 --> 00:57:54.030
still bump R. Kelly? See, I never really bumped,
00:57:54.030 --> 00:57:56.929
but I'm saying R. Kelly, if I hear his song,
00:57:56.969 --> 00:57:58.809
I'm not turning it, because the man can sing.
00:57:58.849 --> 00:58:01.369
He's King R and B, don't get it. I don't personally
00:58:01.369 --> 00:58:05.750
have R. Kelly on my. My rotations. But if I loved
00:58:05.750 --> 00:58:06.949
one of them songs, I wouldn't have waited. Yeah,
00:58:07.010 --> 00:58:09.050
there's a couple R. Kelly bangers for sure, because
00:58:09.050 --> 00:58:11.949
I'm not a big R &B fan, either. But there's a
00:58:11.949 --> 00:58:14.690
couple of R. Kelly songs that, yeah, I could
00:58:14.690 --> 00:58:16.210
rock with. I can't name them off the top of the
00:58:16.210 --> 00:58:19.280
head. I have to refer to the Yubituba. You just
00:58:19.280 --> 00:58:23.900
get that first sound bite of, uh... What is it?
00:58:23.940 --> 00:58:28.599
My mind's telling me no, but my body. Yeah, that
00:58:28.599 --> 00:58:30.989
ain't even one of my favorites. It's, uh... Do
00:58:30.989 --> 00:58:34.449
you want wine for me? Yeah, that's a good one
00:58:36.289 --> 00:58:38.389
I like when he's singing about that passport.
00:58:38.449 --> 00:58:42.590
No, no, no. I've seen that. What'd you say? America.
00:58:43.849 --> 00:58:47.730
America. I've seen a video of him, he was trying
00:58:47.730 --> 00:58:49.550
to buy like Girl Scout cookies or some shit.
00:58:50.150 --> 00:58:57.150
No, God, no. You know, he couldn't read. Yeah,
00:58:57.150 --> 00:58:59.110
he can't read or write. Yeah, for real, he couldn't
00:58:59.110 --> 00:59:02.050
read. He dictated everything. And he wrote all
00:59:02.050 --> 00:59:04.230
those songs. Couldn't read or write, wrote all
00:59:04.230 --> 00:59:05.750
those songs. Hey, that makes sense. Yes, that's
00:59:05.750 --> 00:59:11.050
what Whistler's name Devin did. Drumline. Every
00:59:11.050 --> 00:59:17.489
music. That is show what he did. That shit was
00:59:17.489 --> 00:59:20.010
hard. Drumline was hard. It's a lot of people's
00:59:20.010 --> 00:59:22.409
favorite movie. You know that? Oh yeah, I've
00:59:22.409 --> 00:59:24.269
done it. Drumline is a lot of people's favorite
00:59:24.269 --> 00:59:26.309
movie. A lot of white people. Yes, a lot of white
00:59:26.309 --> 00:59:28.530
people's favorite movie. It blew my mind when
00:59:28.530 --> 00:59:30.969
I found that shit out. It motivated me. Look
00:59:30.969 --> 00:59:33.250
at this. It motivated me when I was in the band.
00:59:33.670 --> 00:59:36.070
To do the triangle? Damn. I didn't want to do
00:59:36.070 --> 00:59:38.329
the triangle. Damn. Percussion, baby. I did not
00:59:38.329 --> 00:59:41.150
want to do that. Damn. What'd you play in the
00:59:41.150 --> 00:59:44.530
band? So, at first I played the saxophone, but
00:59:44.530 --> 00:59:46.409
then something happened, it broke. Then I tried
00:59:46.409 --> 00:59:48.349
to do the trombone, and they were like, nah,
00:59:48.449 --> 00:59:50.090
let's do something else. So then I went to percussion.
00:59:50.789 --> 00:59:52.590
I started trying to snare, but they were like,
00:59:52.630 --> 00:59:54.900
nah, you should do the bass drum. And then I
00:59:54.900 --> 00:59:58.300
started doing the triangle and tambourine for
00:59:58.300 --> 01:00:00.340
some reason. And even some type of drum with
01:00:00.340 --> 01:00:04.179
some big sticks, I just did this. Damn. Do y
01:00:04.179 --> 01:00:05.880
'all ever play instruments? Yeah. What'd you
01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:08.900
do? Trumpet. Trumpet? Second chair. OK. First
01:00:08.900 --> 01:00:11.599
chair cello, baby. For real? Yeah. Fifth grade,
01:00:11.719 --> 01:00:14.579
though. That was it. That's how I should've done,
01:00:14.619 --> 01:00:17.739
man. Yeah. I played the viola in fifth grade,
01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:19.900
like elementary school like that. And then I
01:00:19.900 --> 01:00:22.800
play guitar a little bit. OK. Guitar be the one.
01:00:23.070 --> 01:00:26.210
Huh? Can you read music? No. No. I can read it.
01:00:26.389 --> 01:00:29.469
Yeah. Damn. I can read music just under Trump.
01:00:29.469 --> 01:00:36.190
You just can't pronounce it. Beautiful. Beautiful.
01:00:36.469 --> 01:00:40.710
And you ain't live. The fuck's do, re, me, fa,
01:00:40.949 --> 01:00:45.800
so? I was good, like, cause I had this old dude
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that used to be around the family, Biko, Adolf
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Biko was his name. Adolf Biko, black dude, lived
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in South town. I used to just, I don't know,
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I still don't know how he knew the family, but
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he was just been around my whole life, right?
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His name was Adolf, he made your mom feel at
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home. Damn, that's beautiful right there. And
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I think he definitely had a crush on my mom,
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but he was like older. And he used to teach us
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all, he taught us all how to play instruments.
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Me and my brother played trumpet, my sister played
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clarinet, and then I used to, but I used to be
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fat, I'm fat now, but I used to be real fat.
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When I was a kid and I used to just go over to
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his house and knock on the door and be like,
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Biko, let me get a dollar for some McDonald's.
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And then he would just, take me to McDonald's
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instead of getting a cheeseburger. And I'm talking
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about, I was young, so I probably, I'm talking
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about like six. Six, and I would still get a
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Big Mac meal. Damn. Damn. They were really actually
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Big Macs back then too. Damn. Oh yeah. I didn't
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have a meal from a fast food place. The first
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one I can remember, I was already in high school.
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What? See, my mom's was super frugal. I'm talking
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two items off the dollar menu. That's all we
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need. So it was, damn, do I want a cheeseburger
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and some fries? I don't want to wash that down
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with no water. Do I get the drink? Yeah, my parents
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got divorced. Well, the first meal I bought,
01:02:04.260 --> 01:02:06.699
she gave me and my younger brother $20 to go
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to Burger King. I took that ass. We got $20.
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That made, that was something back then. Yeah
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dawg, my little brother younger than me, I was
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a freshman in high school so he must have been
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like in sixth grade. This man got like a quadruple
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waffle. Ordered the shit all wrong, you know
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we ordered the burger, the fries and all that
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shit separate. We gave my mom back like two dollars
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and thirty cents worth of change. And this was
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like back in 20, this was like 2009. Oh man.
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So that was, yeah. You had dollar, you had big
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and tasty, did y 'all have big and tasties? Oh
01:02:39.690 --> 01:02:41.190
you didn't eat? Did y 'all have Bigger Tastes?
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Oh no, sorry, yeah. That's a restaurant? No,
01:02:43.969 --> 01:02:45.949
it's a burger from McDonald's. It's a quarter
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pounder with no cheese, and it was only a dollar.
01:02:48.769 --> 01:02:50.929
But other places had double cheeseburgers for
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a dollar. Dude, I mean, McDouble for a dollar?
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We've lost so fucking much. Like, it's saddening.
01:02:59.280 --> 01:03:00.800
I can tell I'm starting to moisten up like Brandon
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over there. Yeah, I'm feeling it. We're nearing
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that. The Muhammad Ali, the ghostly Muhammad
01:03:07.349 --> 01:03:10.590
Ali is out. So that's always the sign. Oh, shit,
01:03:10.630 --> 01:03:12.610
how long we been going? Oh, like an hour or four.
01:03:12.730 --> 01:03:14.750
Oh, there was one story I did want to tell. Hell
01:03:14.750 --> 01:03:18.889
yeah. See, I don't know if I just get bad luck,
01:03:18.969 --> 01:03:20.670
but I always feel like people be fucking with
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me. All right. Now, when I was in college, before
01:03:23.230 --> 01:03:25.190
I went to college, I did the Summer Bridge program,
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which is. which is basically high school seniors,
01:03:28.750 --> 01:03:31.150
they go do like two classes at the college you're
01:03:31.150 --> 01:03:34.429
going to. So I'm gonna go do this shit and one
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of the team leads or one of the peer leads, that's
01:03:37.849 --> 01:03:39.710
what they're called, peer leaders, I don't know
01:03:39.710 --> 01:03:41.550
if this bitch had it out for me or what. My wife
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says it's cause I didn't want her, that's what
01:03:43.610 --> 01:03:45.750
she thinks. My wife said cause I didn't want
01:03:45.750 --> 01:03:51.420
this bitch. But anyways, so. Like, she was always
01:03:51.420 --> 01:03:54.519
on my case, but I had the highest grades. And
01:03:54.519 --> 01:03:56.420
one time we was in the library studying and shit,
01:03:56.940 --> 01:03:59.539
and I come out the restroom, she's like, where
01:03:59.539 --> 01:04:01.670
were you? I was like, I was in the restroom.
01:04:02.630 --> 01:04:04.570
For that long, where were you? I'm like, nah,
01:04:04.690 --> 01:04:06.809
I was in the restroom. Seriously, no, where were
01:04:06.809 --> 01:04:09.030
you? I was like, I was taking a shit if you really
01:04:09.030 --> 01:04:11.170
wanna know. But this bitch got on my nerves so
01:04:11.170 --> 01:04:13.570
bad one night, right, we in the dorms, thin ass
01:04:13.570 --> 01:04:15.829
walls, this bitch is getting her cheeks torn
01:04:15.829 --> 01:04:19.579
up. Whoa. Torn up. Another, another peer leader
01:04:19.579 --> 01:04:23.360
knocking her down. It's bad. And these walls
01:04:23.360 --> 01:04:25.719
are paper thin, dawg. Like it's not, it's not
01:04:25.719 --> 01:04:27.599
an old college doing with cinder block. It's
01:04:27.599 --> 01:04:30.920
drywall in between. I'm hearing the headboard
01:04:30.920 --> 01:04:33.539
knocking all that shit. So I text her. Then you
01:04:33.539 --> 01:04:36.840
hear bzz, bzz, bzz. Hilarious. She said, Oh shit,
01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:40.380
it's Adonis. I feel bad because I cock blocked
01:04:40.380 --> 01:04:42.800
my dude. But I was like, hey y 'all, can y 'all
01:04:42.800 --> 01:04:46.719
keep it down? No. And the funny part is I heard
01:04:46.719 --> 01:04:49.539
the whole thing go down, you know, and she was
01:04:49.539 --> 01:04:53.760
of the Caucasian ethnicity. So, you know, she
01:04:53.760 --> 01:04:55.519
sounded, this is the first time I ever heard
01:04:55.519 --> 01:04:57.659
a white girl doing anything in real life. And
01:04:57.659 --> 01:04:59.780
it sounded just like they do in them fucking
01:04:59.780 --> 01:05:04.789
pornos. Because that's what she learned. Going
01:05:04.789 --> 01:05:08.650
crazy. So it's hilarious to hear the immediate
01:05:08.650 --> 01:05:11.550
stop. Oh shit, it's Adonis. That's hilarious.
01:05:11.550 --> 01:05:14.670
That's great. Did you hear something after you
01:05:14.670 --> 01:05:17.590
text, you get a keep it down here after she read
01:05:17.590 --> 01:05:19.309
the message? Yeah, they were like, oh shit. And
01:05:19.309 --> 01:05:21.230
then you hear them scrabbling, they put their
01:05:21.230 --> 01:05:23.230
clothes on, they go their separate ways. You
01:05:23.230 --> 01:05:24.289
know, dude was like, hold on, we're just going
01:05:24.289 --> 01:05:28.110
with the finish. No, no, they cut it out. She
01:05:28.110 --> 01:05:30.389
was not having that shit. She was not having
01:05:30.389 --> 01:05:33.289
that shit at all. But yeah, man, that shit was
01:05:33.289 --> 01:05:36.949
the start of a terrible collegiate career, dawg.
01:05:37.469 --> 01:05:39.750
Does she look good? No, no, I'm saying for me
01:05:39.750 --> 01:05:41.889
because that that was my son that this is about
01:05:41.889 --> 01:05:44.469
to be some hell to you know I went to no shit.
01:05:44.469 --> 01:05:47.269
It wasn't good. No dog. I hated it. The school
01:05:47.269 --> 01:05:50.590
was cool, but the football sucked Do you play?
01:05:50.849 --> 01:05:53.150
Yeah, yeah, okay, but you know, it was just in
01:05:53.150 --> 01:05:58.110
a I you know It's like it's like right in between
01:05:58.110 --> 01:06:01.650
d2 and d3. Okay. Okay. It's not it's not NCAA
01:06:01.650 --> 01:06:03.869
It's in a totally different and I don't even
01:06:03.869 --> 01:06:06.789
remember what the fuck in a a stands for but
01:06:07.530 --> 01:06:10.760
Yeah, so this school recruited me. They came
01:06:10.760 --> 01:06:13.239
to this little combine my city puts on. And so
01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:15.800
they recruited a few of us from El Paso. But
01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:19.320
I just hated the football program. And it was
01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:23.239
a terrible four years. Terrible. Our head coach,
01:06:23.699 --> 01:06:26.300
this is some fucked up shit, dog. So we were
01:06:26.300 --> 01:06:29.260
supposed to be sponsored by Adidas. So all of
01:06:29.260 --> 01:06:32.739
our gear was technically paid for. But he only
01:06:32.739 --> 01:06:36.849
gave like the uglier shit out for free. And then
01:06:36.849 --> 01:06:40.420
he was charging everybody for the nicer shit.
01:06:40.500 --> 01:06:42.519
He was running his own little fucking. And it's
01:06:42.519 --> 01:06:44.440
so fucked up because a lot of these kids came
01:06:44.440 --> 01:06:46.860
from nothing. I'm talking about nothing. One
01:06:46.860 --> 01:06:48.659
of my homies, he was staying with another homie,
01:06:48.699 --> 01:06:52.280
with another teammate. And it's fucked up because
01:06:52.280 --> 01:06:53.719
he shouldn't be complaining because he was staying
01:06:53.719 --> 01:06:56.039
there for free and they was feeding him. The
01:06:56.039 --> 01:06:59.440
one day he was like, oh man, noodles again. Just
01:06:59.440 --> 01:07:01.280
because my homie's girl was only cooking noodles.
01:07:01.840 --> 01:07:04.099
So it's a valid complaint, but it's not because
01:07:04.099 --> 01:07:06.489
you ain't paying for that. But these kids came
01:07:06.489 --> 01:07:08.070
from nothing, and he was charging for this shit.
01:07:08.449 --> 01:07:10.269
And the reason they found out he was doing this
01:07:10.269 --> 01:07:14.030
was because he had promised a couple of my teammates,
01:07:14.230 --> 01:07:16.929
they were good, he was supposed to get them in
01:07:16.929 --> 01:07:21.409
an NFL combine with Kansas University. And so
01:07:21.409 --> 01:07:23.849
in exchange, they're supposed to be sending out
01:07:23.849 --> 01:07:25.389
some more boys from Florida, because Florida
01:07:25.389 --> 01:07:27.829
got some balls for sure. And so they're like,
01:07:27.909 --> 01:07:30.090
all right coach, so what's up the combine? And
01:07:30.090 --> 01:07:31.809
then it's the run around, so then they go to
01:07:31.809 --> 01:07:34.469
the athletic director. Coach said, he's gonna
01:07:34.469 --> 01:07:36.170
do this, this ain't happening. Then it came to
01:07:36.170 --> 01:07:39.150
find out, we won a couple of conference championships.
01:07:39.909 --> 01:07:41.949
All the rings should have been free. He was charging
01:07:41.949 --> 01:07:44.309
for them shit. No. My God. He was a straight
01:07:44.309 --> 01:07:46.250
scam artist. Straight scam. This motherfucker
01:07:46.250 --> 01:07:48.349
should be under the jail. I don't know how he's
01:07:48.349 --> 01:07:50.989
not. I don't know how he's not. The motherfucker's
01:07:50.989 --> 01:07:52.849
still coaching. He got fired from that university.
01:07:52.849 --> 01:07:54.329
He never got another job. But he got another
01:07:54.329 --> 01:07:56.670
job a few years later. That's crazy. Yeah, dawg,
01:07:56.769 --> 01:07:59.059
that shit, that shit. I get pissed off thinking
01:07:59.059 --> 01:08:02.059
about that motherfucker every time. But that's
01:08:02.059 --> 01:08:03.900
kind of like, if you could tell that's the motherfucking
01:08:03.900 --> 01:08:06.980
coach. You could imagine like. Oh hi, everything
01:08:06.980 --> 01:08:09.519
was just falling in. And it sucked though because
01:08:09.519 --> 01:08:11.380
we were good. Like we went to the national championship.
01:08:12.159 --> 01:08:14.559
But you could tell that like something was off
01:08:14.559 --> 01:08:17.699
because so many freshmen like left. Like you
01:08:17.699 --> 01:08:19.560
can't be a national championship runner up and
01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:21.840
lose people. That's wild. That's crazy. That's
01:08:21.840 --> 01:08:24.729
wild. That's why the only college you need is
01:08:24.729 --> 01:08:28.250
clown college, baby Thank you so much for covering
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the dollar My brother from another mother like
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comment subscribe, yeah Hey scrappy, dude