Boner Check!

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Welcome back to the Just Clown Podcast.
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My name is Raymond Coss, brought to you by Sean Bouvier, and he is drinking a what?
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I am Sean Bouvier, and I'm drinking a Fake's 7 Sinful Strong Lager.
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The original Danish recipe established in 1901.
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It is 20% more, and it is 7% alcohol, 568 milliliters.
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Yes.
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Guess how much beer?
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Guess how much that was?
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How much was it?
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Like three bucks?
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Three dollars.
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I said, what is the tallest, cheapest beer I could get?
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Shaw.
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And hey man, that's actually not too bad.
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Yeah, I know.
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You're fucking sewer trash.
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I am super trash.
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The boy gave me before was just premium 5% lager.
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Also, it was fakes.
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But this one is a little bit stronger.
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So we'll see how this one makes you feel.
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Let's see how this one makes you feel.
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So, Sean, what have you been up to?
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Me personally, I've been up to a lot, dude.
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Me and me and my boy, he's been so cute, dude.
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I've been hanging, like, I've been I've been just vi my boy just loves me now.
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He doesn't even want his mama anymore.
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Like when your child is born, it seems like for a long time they really, really just want their mother.
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Yeah.
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And now my son's at the point where he's like, get the fuck out of here, mama.
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I'm hanging out with Papa.
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And I'm like, let's fucking roll, baby.
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Let's roll.
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So he comes up, he comes up, and we're like, I'm like, what do you want to do?
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He's like, he's like, can we watch Spider-Man?
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I said, fuck yeah, we can, dude.
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Let's watch Spider-Man.
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So he he watches a show.
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Sometimes when we let him watch TV, he'll watch a show.
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There's a show called Spidey and His Amazing Friends.
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Oh, yeah.
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So it's a children's Spider-Man show with Spider-Man, um, Ghost Spider, so uh uh female, female Spider-Man, Gwen uh what is it?
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Gwen Stacy, right?
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It is Gwen Stacy, and then Miles Morales, spin.
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Ooh.
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And they're all they all solve solve all these crimes with all the villains.
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Loves this show, loves this show.
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But when we watch Spider-Man together, I say, guess what we're watching, brother?
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Spider-Man.
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Ultimate Spider-Man.
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You're watching Ultimate Spider-Man?
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Dude, like the that fucking TV show, man.
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Way back in the day, dude.
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Hell yeah, man.
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Ultimate Spider-Man was Drake.
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Drake Bell the pedophile?
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Yeah, Drake Bell the pedophile.
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I don't know.
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My voice is cracking again.
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I'll kill everybody in this fucking audience.
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I'll kill everybody.
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Anyway, so we watched the pedophile Drake Bell.
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Every time I see you dressed exactly the same as I've seen you last week, I get really nervous.
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We're wearing the same clothes?
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I mean, you wear the same clothes every day, don't you?
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It's like just black.
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Black fucking uh it's either black or white.
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You you were NPC shit, bro.
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It's always banned or hip hop tees.
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Always.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Right now I'm rocking Juice World.
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Yeah, hell yeah, you are, dude.
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666, baby.
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Fuck yeah, baby.
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Fucking shout out Juicy.
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Fuck yeah.
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Rest in rest in piss.
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Rest in pissed, man.
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No, I'm just kidding.
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No, rest in peace, too.
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Best freestyler on the planet.
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Number one freestyler ultimate.
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Absolutely, man.
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I do I actually I fucking feel that.
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I feel like Juice World was definitely like one of the best freestylers.
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I mean, like fucking J.
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Cole also fucking crushes that fucking 931 to infinity freestyle.
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But did he freestyle for over an hour on Tim Westwood?
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No, he didn't.
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Juice World did.
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And can you can you go to any point of that freestyle on Tim Westwood and clicking it?
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And Juice World is spitting bars, dude.
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It's crazy.
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You could jump around that shit.
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You jump around, you go to 45 minutes, he's still spitting bars.
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You're like, how are you doing this, man?
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Another beast, another animal.
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Anyway, so me and my boy, we watch Spider-Man, Ultimate Spider-Man.
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We hang out, we vibe.
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I have a chair, so I got a chair when I broke my foot.
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It was a it's a it's a bed chair.
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Yeah.
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You sit in it.
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The bed chair that gave me an allergic reaction.
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Yeah, the cat hair chair.
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Yeah, yeah.
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The cat hair chair.
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Cat hair chair.
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Sean's down on the cat hair chair, and he did not have a proper reaction.
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Anyway, my boy sits on the cat hair chair and he says, Papa, this is my chair now.
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And I said, That's Papa spot, though.
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He says, I want to sit here.
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I said, Where do I sit?
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He says, You sit over here.
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I say, Okay, buddy, okay, all good.
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I'll sit over here.
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Yeah, well, your son's calling the shots.
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Yeah, but then he does this thing too where he's like, I'm like, what are you doing?
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He's like, I want to sit on your face.
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And I said, What?
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And then he climbs up my body and he and he stands on my shoulders and he just puts his ass down on my face.
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And I say, What are you doing?
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He said, I'm sitting on your face.
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I said, Alright, dude.
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Like, I mean, if this is what must happen, it must happen, dude.
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You're you're you're the king of this house, dude.
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You sit wherever you want, buddy.
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Well, I'm gonna sit on your face, daddy.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That sounded so wrong.
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Yeah, it's crazy.
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Sometimes I've been doing this new joke where I used to do this joke with Erica, where like when Andre was really young when he was a baby, and I'd be like, hey, Andre, give Papa a kiss, and then you give me a kiss, and then I'd be like, okay, now do it with tongue.
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Yeah.
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And then she'd be like, dude, stop saying that.
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And now is there this new one?
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I'd be like, all right, Andre, give me a kiss.
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And then he gives me a kiss, and then I say, now kiss me like we were to be wed.
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Oh man, that's fucking funny.
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That's funny.
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Yeah, it's just vibe, you know, hanging out with the boy I cut the grass today.
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That was nice.
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I got outside.
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I said, I've been listening to this audiobook, so I've been like Dungeon Crawler Carl, guys.
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Any any Dungeon Crawler Carl fans out there, you guys are the fucking best.
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This book rule these books rule.
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Eight books out already.
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Okay, you know what's crazy?
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This guy released so he released he started releasing books 2021.
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It's 2026, he's released this is the eighth book he's released.
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He's pumping these motherfuckers out.
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But he also he also said when he was releasing them, there's it's written on some of the books that I own.
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Book seven of eight.
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Yeah.
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Book six of eight.
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So he had already anticipated the ending.
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It's like he storyboarded this shit.
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So he had either he had like he had all this shit like pre-established in his fucking head, essentially.
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That's what you would think, right?
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Yeah.
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And then he got to book eight and he said book nine and ten coming soon.
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Oh wow.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Because you know what's crazy?
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So, okay, this book, and anybody who's not initiated, it is um it is aliens take over planet earth for um uh repurposing, they're they're repoing basically our natural minerals and repurposing them and taking them because we did not um the they they contacted us thousands of years ago and we had 50 years to recontact them and tell them not to fucking take our resources, and we didn't do it.
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They usually they say they usually contact around like when the pyramids were built, just so we couldn't contact them back.
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It's kind of like a tricky deal where they're just kind of re-like the they're they're fucking shysters.
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Anyway, so they're taking our planet, and what they do is anything with a roof in this world, it collapses, a car, a building, umbrellas, all that shit.
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If you're under it, it collapses into the ground, and all of those minerals are repurposed.
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If you are one of the lucky people to be outside when this happens, stairwells open up, and you are welcome to join the dungeon crawler world, where there are 18 levels of an RPG style game where you can fight and win to be the sole survivor and the winner of the planet.
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Funny thing, nobody's ever made it to level 18.
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Farthest somebody's ever made it is to level 13.
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So the whole time he's building up this book, he's building up all these levels.
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He's talking about levels specifically 12 to 18.
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Like they are like something, something's crazy gonna happen.
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By book eight, bro, we're on floor ten.
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Oh, shit.
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That is supposed to be the last book.
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Yeah.
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Why would you build up all these other floors if we're not gonna see them?
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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Now we have book nine and ten coming out.
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One of them is gonna be really long, one of them's gonna be shorter.
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Maybe they're gonna zoom through it.
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What they do in these in this book series, first book, first two floors.
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After that, every book is a floor, essentially.
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Oh, wow.
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Except in one book, in one book, they get to the next floor and then somebody cheats it and they break the game, and then it immediately shoots them to the next floor.
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So they skip a floor in one of them.
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But like, dude, it's it's such a good series, really incredible.
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Been listening to the audiobook, so I've been listening to the audiobook, and I've been so bored listening to the audiobook.
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What do you do when you listen to an audiobook?
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Usually I would work or be doing something.
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I tried playing video games with listening to an audiobook.
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Can't focus.
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I'm focusing on the video game.
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Yeah.
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So you know what I did last night?
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What did you do?
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Uh everybody went to bed.
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I went in my room, I sat in the bed, I put an audiobook on, and I stared at the wall.
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Swear to God, I own this book.
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I could just read it.
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Yeah, but like, but the this is what I was telling Sean off air.
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So this book has been um it's it's it's been licensed to be created into an animated television show created by Seth McFarlane um on like Peacock or Prime or something.
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I don't know where it's gonna be, but um, it's an animated show, and the guy who voices the audiobook voices every character in the audiobook, and there's like 50 characters, and he's a in such an incredible voice actor, he does a different voice for every character, and they all sound unique and it's very immersive.
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The audiobooks have sold five times more than the physical copies have.
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Oh shit.
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The audiobooks are very popular because of this one guy voicing it.
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I was gonna ask, you think it's because of like this one guy?
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It's because of the one guy.
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So the one guy recently at Comic-Con was cast as one of the main characters in the book.
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He's voicing one of the main characters in the show.
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So that's gonna be fun.
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But, dude, so I've been trying to find stuff to do.
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So I'm cleaning the basement, I'm cleaning up boxes, I'm listening to audio podcasts, because otherwise I'm sitting in my room and I'm doing this.
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Staring at the fucking stuff.
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Literally stared at a wall, bro.
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I was staring at a wall so hard I said I gotta shut the lights off.
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I gotta desensitize myself to get disoriented.
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I'm not gonna soundproof room, bro.
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Fucking crazy.
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Yeah, so I don't know.
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I've just been chilling, doing that.
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It's it's dude.
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How how much I can't recommend you this book.
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I'll lend it to you if you want.
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Yeah, man, please do.
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I actually do want to live.
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Sounds like right up my alley.
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So good.
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It's a it's a the genre is lit RPG.
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So a literary RPG.
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Cool.
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Dude.
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New achievement! Fuck it.
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That's like, yeah, dude, I gotta check, I gotta check this shit out.
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Like uh, I haven't really been up too much.
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Like uh I've been like fucking around with my Cody a lot lately.
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I've been watching like a lot of like different movies, like movies I haven't seen before.
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But I'm gonna I'm gonna deep dive into some like you know, movies like I should have seen, but I haven't seen.
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So I watched Ready Player One the other day, and I was like, this movie's pretty fucking good.
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I'm I'm enjoying this, but you know what fucking blew my mind?
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Olivia Cook is in the movie.
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Yeah.
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And I was like, that's fucking that's Olivia Cook.
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Yeah, and the whole thing at the end of the movie is like, so like the book, I own the book as well of that.
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I'll lend you that as well.
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The book is way better than that movie.
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That movie is fucking doo-doo butt cheeks compared to the book.
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I thought the movie was still good.
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It's alright.
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It's alright.
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The the book is so much better, bro.
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It's so much better.
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It's so much more in depth.
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It's also so much different from the actual the actual uh.
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Well, I was also looking for like a spectacle to watch because like you know, I can stream in full 4K on my Cody.
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I have a 4K TV, I wanted to watch like something very like uh.
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Yeah, it's that's just GGI heavy.
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Get the most out of my 4K, and I was like, damn, this movie looks fucking amazing.
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And I love pop culture.
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You know how much I fucking love pop culture, and like all the pop culture references in Radio Player 1 was like overwhelming.
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Yeah, you'll like the book better.
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It was overwhelming.
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You like the book a lot better.
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It showed Spawn for a split second, and you know how much I fucking love spawn.
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I was like, bro, it's fucking spawn, it's crazy.
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Yeah, I thought it was great.
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It was a fun watch.
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I watched that movie in theaters because I read the book before it came out.
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I remember, I don't know how I found out about this book, but I seen I seen something about it online, and I said, Oh, I gotta read this book.
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This is but me and Erica were together.
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Went out, I bought the book, I read it, I was like, dude, this book is so good, it's so incredible.
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There's so much like in-depth shit.
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Like in the movie, you know how like he gets the coin and gets the one up just from like um what's his name's character?
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Fucking um Hotshots, fucking Don of the Sean of the Dead.
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What's his name?
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Oh, Simon Pegg.
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Yeah, so Simon Pegg gives him the quarter, which gives him the one up in the in the movie, right?
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Yeah, gives him the extra life, yeah.
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In the book, he like he finds this random plan.
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Like it he's searching for the egg, he finds this random planet with this random arcade game of Pac-Man, and it has a high score that can be beaten.
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It's just just below the top score you can get in Pac-Man.
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Or no, it might be Joust.
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It's Joust, or I think it's Pac-Man.
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I think it's Pac-Man.
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It's or it's Miss Pac-Man, and he has to get the highest score in this game, and he sits there for like days or hours and plays this Pac-Man game, wins, and it's literally just another random Easter egg where he gets the coin, yeah, and he's it's like, he's like, I have no fucking idea what this does.
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Whatever, I'll just put it in my inventory.
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Way later on in the book, he dies at the end of the book, at the end of the game, like like in the movie, yeah, and then he comes back to life, and he's like, Whoa, that's crazy.
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He's like, I thought I was dead.
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Like, you think he's dead for real?
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Yeah, and then you're like, oh, the fucking coin! The coin in the movie, they're just like flick, and I'm like, whatever, dude.
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There's also way more in-depth shit in that one.
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Like, I think you get the fur you get like in in the movie, you get the first egg by going backwards in a race.
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Yeah, the first key.
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Yeah, the first key.
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Um in the in in the book, he's uh so the Jams Halliday wants to make it accessible.
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Yeah.
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So um Wade Wade Wilson, what's his name?
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Wade something.
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Wade, Wade.
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Wade something.
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He's like, because it sounds like a comic book hero.
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It's like Wade's superhero.
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It's like Wade Wade.
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It's Wade W.
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It's it's WW, I think.
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Yeah, Wade, Wade Watts.
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Wade Watts.
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Yeah, Wade Watts, Wade Watts.
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And he's like, he's like uh he he's poor in in the movie and in the book.
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So in the book, they don't even show they they don't even show this in the movie, but in the book, he goes to school in the oasis on another planet that is like a public school in the oasis.
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Oh wow.
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So he goes to school in the oasis on this planet, and that's where the first key is because James Halliday wanted to make it accessible to everybody, so he put the first key on a public school planet where anybody could find it.
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Huh.
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Also, in the movie, Olivia Cook plays fucking this chick that's supposed to be so ugly, and it's just Olivia Cook with a little birthmark.
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And it's like, I can still pound that back.
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Yeah, I guess like she was still hot.
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Easy pound that back.
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Yeah, she was still hot in the movie.
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In the book, looks like a mongoloid.
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Oh my god.
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No, I'm just kidding.
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I think it's still just a birthmark, but that movie, that movie, I don't know.
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They made a second book as well, probably wasn't received as well.
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I still enjoyed it.
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He also made another book called Armada, which I thought was really fun.
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That one kind of reminded me of um like Ender's game where it was like you take control of these ships and then you go fuck up other people, shit like that.
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Essentially, that that book starts.
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I have that book as well, and it too as well.
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It starts with um there being this arcade cabinet um arcade game and it being a secret test for the government to see if any if anybody beat that game, it was a test for them to become recruited into the secret initiative of like space fighter shits.
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Yeah.
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So this one kid beats the game one day and then he gets recruited.
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It's like agent Cody Banks type shit.
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No word.
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But it's pretty good.
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Well, again, I also like uh to like get the most out of my 4K, I watched uh collateral last night as well.
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Oh my god, that movie rules.
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That movie fucking slaps.
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And uh, it also reminded me like how good Michael Mann is at directing gunplay.
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Like fucking like he uses like he doesn't like use like uh like uh pre-made sound effects and bullshit for his fucking gunplay.
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It's all fucking real guns with like fucking like real blanks and shit.
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It's fucking insane.
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Yeah, that movie rules without me.
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I was like, man, this movie's fucking slaps.
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It's very up there.
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Well, it's up there.
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I've seen Collateral before.
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I just wanted to re-watch it because like um Heat 2 also got announced, right?
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So I'm going down the Michael Mann rabbit hole.
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Uh I watched Heat in 4K, which slapped in 4K.
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I watched um Um Blast of the Mohicans in 4K, which also slapped, that's also Michael Mann.
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I watched Public Enemies, which is also Michael Man.
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That shit fucking slapped in 4K as well.
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Yeah, Public Enemies was kind of mid from what I remember.
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That's the Johnny Depp one.
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Yeah, Johnny Depp as well.
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Yeah.
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I like it for the I like it for the shootout sequences because once again, like it's like fucking real guns firing like live blanks to get like live like gun sounds within the movie.
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Like Michael Mann's really good at directing um like live like action sequences like that.
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But like uh so when I was watching collateral last night, I was like, man, this this uh shootout sequence within the nightclub.
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Did John Wick get inspired by this fucking sequence for his nightclub shootout sequence?
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Because there's a whole nightclub shootout sequence in collateral.
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Maybe.
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And I'm like, man, fucking, this kind of feels like John Wick, right?
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But John Wick probably did it better than that.
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Oh, John Wick did it like more like gun gun fu style and shit, you know.
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For real gun fu.
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Like, I think there's like one thing, like John Wick trained with like, what is it, Terran Tactical, a place in like California?
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Yeah.
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That is like a literal like gun shooting place, like they train people to like shoot.
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Keanu Reeves, yeah.
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He trained with them.
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Yeah, so it's like he he did like some real shit for those movies.
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Yeah, he did like some fucking real shit, man.
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He was doing like double reloads and shit, and like everybody was like, whoa, that's crazy.
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Like, real people were like, oh that's shit, that's crazy.
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Well, even it's like the heat one, right?
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Yeah, even like heat.
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I think they show that clip in like military academy.
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Yeah, how to properly reload a fucking M4.
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How to perfectly reload a gun.
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Yeah, an M4.
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Yeah, because Val Kilmer is so smooth with it.
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Val Kilmer is the the best, dude.
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Yeah, might be the best.
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Rest in peace.
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Have you ever seen the Val Kilmer documentary on Amazon Prime?
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No, I haven't.
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Yeah, I haven't.
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Have you heard about it?
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I've heard about it, yeah.
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So it's like, did you know Val Kilmer was one of those guys that took a camera everywhere with him and recorded everything?
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I didn't know that.
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So that documentary is a compilation of all the home films of Val Kilmer that he had of his life.
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So it's putting the documentary.
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That sounds fucking sad.
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It's really good and it's really sad, but it's really good.
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I think it's called This Is Val.
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I love Val Kilmer.
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Like uh my my introduction to Val Kilmer.
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Batman.
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Yeah, Batman.
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Yeah, fucking yeah.
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For me, it was Batman for sure.
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Yeah, but Batman Batman for me as well.
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But like one movie that really sticks out to me that I really liked when I was a kid, I was probably too young to be watching this fucking movie with my dad.
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Like, had this habit of like you know, that's most of the time.
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Yeah, fucking it's a movie called Ghost in the Darkness, which is a very it's a true story.
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That's the one with um what's his name?
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Okay, and and and and um Who's the other guy in it that's not Val Kilmore?
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Isn't that the one?
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Michael Douglas.
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Yeah, they're like it's African hunting lions type shit.
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Yeah, fucking there's like man-eating lions.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's a true, it's a it's a true story, too.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I remember I remember seeing that DVD cover when I lived on Lyndale with all the boys.
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Yeah, and I think Jamie owned that DVD.
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I never watched it, but I remember seeing the DVD cover.
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Insanely good.
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Yeah, it's really good.
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The the real story is pretty fucked up.
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Like the lions themselves, like um, so the lions in the movie they have manes, but the lions in real life, they're a male lions, but they're mainless and they look fucking weird and feral, and they're actually like fucking like on display, like their bodies are on display in some fucking museum out in Africa.
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Like you can actually like go and see like the real lions like fucking like on display.
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And it's just about like lions that just want to eat people.
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Well, like uh basically it's about like this guy is making a railroad um in Africa and shit.
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They're built, they're building a railroad, and there's like colonialism.
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And like there's like these, like these two like uh like rogue lions probably white, I bet, right?
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No, they're all black.
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Oh, okay, good.
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Yeah, fucking, but like uh so like uh Velcomers black?
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No, Velcomer's white.
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Uh but like uh I f I I forget like the the gist.
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But they're building a railroad and they're getting fucking picked apart by these two male lions, which is like very bizarre because male lions, A, they don't do the hunting, female lions do the hunting.
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So like these lions didn't they weren't behaving like lions.
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They're like uh like a lot of like the the the the the locals believed that these lions were possessed by demons.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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It's very interesting.
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It's a it's a good watch.
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Hell yeah.
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Yeah, I'll definitely I'll definitely check it out.
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It's all I I've always like I said, I've seen the DVD cover, never watched it, always will be in my like it's like it's crazy how some things just get implanted in my brain.
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Never watched that movie, seen the DVD cover once, will always understand what that is.
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Yeah, and like uh Michael Douglas plays the historical uh John Remington who invented the Remington rifle.
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Wow.
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Remington on board!
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Who was also like Jimmy, like one of the hunters that were hunting these these lions.
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Yeah, it's it's it's it's a pretty good movie, man.
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It's pretty good.
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It might be a little bit dated, but do you have a pretty good one?
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Do you have any other movies to add to your watch list here?
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Because I have something that we could maybe possibly jump into.
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Well, I watched uh Moon the other day as well.
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Oh, great, yeah.
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Moon in 4K was fucking awesome.
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It was also my first time watching.
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We talked about this on the last episode.
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Did we?
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Not the last one we recorded last week.
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That wasn't definitely two hours ago.
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Oh, okay.
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Because then we talked about Spider-Man.
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Oh, yes, yes, we did.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So Moon was awesome.
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Yeah, I see it again.
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I fucking really loved Moon.
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Yeah, Moon's great.
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And then I dive, I dived uh more deep into like space operas.
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I watched this other movie.
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It's not really a space opera, but it's like a Russian cosmic horror film, and it's called Sputnik, and it's fucking really good.
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I thought you were gonna say life.
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No, no, but it it's it's kind of like uh it's like it's kind of like that.
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It's like basically if like life and um a rival had a baby, then you get Sputnik.
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Basically, like this guy, um, this Russian guy, this alien crawls inside of him and he crash lands back into Russia, and this alien like lives inside of him, and every time he goes to sleep, the alien comes out of his body and roams around, and like uh so they have him quarantined, and uh there's this girl, they they come in, the Russian military gets this girl to come in and like you know, interview the guy and talk to him to to like see if this alien has like any effect on his fucking psyche.
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And and then like the Russian military is like trying to like you know weaponize the alien that's inside this guy's body.
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They do a friend.
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From the TV series Fringe, there's a Russian cosmonaut who goes to space and an entity gets trapped to his body, and every time he goes to sleep, the entity leaves his body as like a shadow and fucks people up.
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This is like a full-on alien that comes out of a fucking shadow.
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It's actually pretty good.
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Well, it's a TV show, so they couldn't show an alien, bro.
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It had to be fucking low-key.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's still an alien.
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Yeah, it's still an alien.
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It's just in the form of a shadow.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, chew that.
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Yeah.
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Fucking that's very, that's very like uh when did Sputnik come out?
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Sputnik came out in like 2020.
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Oh, okay.
00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:36.319
So they caught they copied Fringe.
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Perfect.
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Yeah, they probably did copy Fringe.
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They may have copied Fringe.
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But it's Russian, it's Russian.
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Yeah, it's a it's a full-on Russian movie.
00:22:43.680 --> 00:22:44.480
Oh, so you watch subs.
00:22:44.640 --> 00:22:45.759
Yeah, I watch it subs, yeah.
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Jesus Christ, kill myself at that point, right?
00:22:48.079 --> 00:22:51.680
The only Russian shit I'm watching is Russian porn, dude.
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The only Russian shit I'm watching is a girl going on.
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So you're watching scat.
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You're watching scat porn.
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No, there's there's a there's a couple Russian pornographers that I that I that I frequent.
00:23:05.680 --> 00:23:06.079
Yeah.
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Wow.
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Like them saying yes in their language is kind of hot.
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No, they're just very hot.
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Yeah.
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They're just like jerking off of them.
00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:15.759
But them speaking Russian definitely gets my dick a little bit harder.
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Not gonna lie.
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Not gonna say it doesn't.
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Not gonna say it doesn't.
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There's one.
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Oh, let's not even get into this right now.
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Let's not.
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We can get into it later.
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Let's not do this, bro.
00:23:25.599 --> 00:23:26.000
Let's not do this.
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You just fixed your shorts.
00:23:28.240 --> 00:23:30.240
I had to fucking pull my cock out.
00:23:30.799 --> 00:23:33.519
Jesus Christ, I'm getting fucking boner check.
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Let's do boner check, dude.
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Sean, touch my cock.
00:23:37.039 --> 00:23:38.240
You have to do boner check.
00:23:38.319 --> 00:23:39.519
I can't do boner check on myself.
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Flick your peeing.
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Just touch it with your foot.
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Stop being weird, dude.
00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:44.799
It's not it's funny.
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It's fine.
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Stop being weird, but you're making it.
00:23:47.279 --> 00:23:47.920
See, what do you want to bring up?
00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:48.559
You're making it weird.
00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:50.319
Okay, so I got a good topic here.
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So Christopher Nolan has done every genre under the sun.
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Besides.
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He's been genre jumping.
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Genre jumping.
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Okay, so we got a nice little game here.
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I got four genres.
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And you are going to choose what you would like to see Christopher Nolan do next.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna read all four and then you will choose.
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Okay.
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Please wait until I am done, sir.
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I will.
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No, I'm just kidding.
00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:17.920
We could chat between if you want.
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Okay, right, right.
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First one existential horror.
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Existential.
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Okay.
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K.
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Second.
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Okay, you got something?
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Let me hear.
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Let me hear.
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Let me hear it.
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You said horror.
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I know.
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After watching the whole fucking after watching the Odyssey and the series fucking segment of the Odyssey, I feel like Christopher Nolan could do a very good job of directing a fucking existential horror film or even a body horror film.
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Like I feel I feel like.
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Body horror would make sense from especially from that fucking one scene from The Odyssey.
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Jesus Christ.
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Yeah, I mean, I can I I can see it.
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Second, second option here, guys.
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Nonlinear rom-com.
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A nonlinear rom com.
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Yes, sir.
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That is our second option.
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The third option is gonna be a complex Who Done It.
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Ooh.
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Very akin to Ryan Johnson's Knives Out.
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Yeah.
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I can see that.
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Fourth option.
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A gritty Western.
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I can see that as well.
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Which one would you like to see the most?
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The most probably the horror one.
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The horror one?
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Yeah.
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I think it's a toss between that and the western.
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Because I feel because like a like a lot of westerns are very epic in scale.
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Like the best westerns of all time are always very epic in scale.
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What would you say is your best western?
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Would you call I have a I have a movie?
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Would you call this a Western?
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What?
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Probably not.
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:51.039
What?
00:25:51.200 --> 00:25:52.240
No country for old men.
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I would call that a western film.
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It's a western, right?
00:25:53.839 --> 00:25:54.240
It's a western.
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It's a western, right?
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It has to be.
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It's a western.
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That's a western film.
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I would probably say existential horror, I think, would be great.
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It's a modern western.
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Nice.
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I like that.
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I like that uh caveat.
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Yeah.
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Um, Complex Who Done it would be nice, but it's also like I don't, it's just literally he's just doing Ryan Johnson knives out.
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Yeah.
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So I don't really want that.
00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:14.720
Gritty Western, I think, would be sick.
00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:17.839
Him doing a horror movie would probably bang.
00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:18.079
Yeah.
00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:21.039
But like, you think he would have done it?
00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:23.759
It seems like people do horror movies when they start their career.
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You know what I mean?
00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:24.799
Yeah.
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That's what it's.
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It seems like people are doing Jordan Peel.
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Yeah.
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Zach Krieger.
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Yeah.
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Curry Baker, rapist.
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Um.
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We don't know that for sure.
00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:35.279
That's just a fucking Reddit page.
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This is a Reddit page.
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I heard he was I heard he raped a lot.
00:26:39.279 --> 00:26:41.599
I heard he raped like seven, eight women.
00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:45.119
But then you look at his face, he does kind of like look like a rapist.
00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:47.920
He kind of just like his face fits the mold of a rapist.
00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:54.079
Dude, if you if you told me to choose between a line of rapists and Curry Barker was there?
00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:56.720
Okay, buddy.
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He did it.
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He's guilty as well.
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Definitely did it.
00:27:01.279 --> 00:27:02.319
But you raped me, dude.
00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:02.960
I don't remember.
00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:04.640
Looking Christ.
00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:09.920
Okay, so I got a couple, I got a couple fun uh fun little things here we could talk about.
00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:16.720
So have you heard that the American Squid Game by David Fincher at Netflix has been cancelled?
00:27:16.960 --> 00:27:17.839
Oh wow.
00:27:18.079 --> 00:27:18.960
I didn't hear about that.
00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:26.079
No, I I know that he was like signed on to do like an American remake for it, and like I was like, I was like a little bit on the fence about it.
00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:29.920
I mean, because like it is it's David Fincher, it has the the potential to be good.
00:27:30.079 --> 00:27:40.640
Yeah, so at the same time, it's like, man, fucking like why do Americans always gotta remake like uh something that's like popular like within like amongst like you know, like an Asian original, you know what I'm saying?
00:27:40.799 --> 00:27:41.440
Dude, I hate it.
00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:46.400
And usually American remakes of a Asian original always fucking suck.
00:27:46.799 --> 00:27:50.000
So it's like hate when they try and take my Asian shit from me, dude.
00:27:50.079 --> 00:27:52.640
I'm fully fucking I'm fully with the Asians.
00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:54.079
Except the Asians in my family.
00:27:54.160 --> 00:27:54.559
I hate them.
00:27:54.640 --> 00:27:55.359
Well, what up?
00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:59.440
Um so Netflix has said it was canceled because of a few things.
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:07.920
Changing leadership of the platform, Fincher being involved with other major projects, and Netflix changing vision for the Squid Game franchise.
00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:10.559
Yeah, well, I mean Fincher is attached to other projects.
00:28:10.799 --> 00:28:12.960
We literally just talked about this on the previous episode.
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He's attached to do the sequel to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood with fucking Brad Pitt, and the screenplay is written by Quentin Tarantino, and apparently it's David Fincher's like most expensive movie that he's ever made.
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:32.319
And like uh what's weird is like that movie is only gonna be in theaters for a week, apparently, and it's getting released on Netflix after that one week.
00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:41.839
So I don't know why they're saying it's like 250 million dollars or some shit they spent on making this fucking movie just for it to go directly to Netflix after one week in theaters.
00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:42.799
Which movie?
00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:44.480
Uh Watch by Tom and Hollywood.
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:45.759
The Adventures of Cliff.
00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:47.599
Oh, they're doing one week in theaters?
00:28:47.759 --> 00:28:47.920
Yeah.
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:48.480
Wow, yeah.
00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:51.359
I mean, well, it was I think it was that was always bound to be a Netflix movie, wasn't it?
00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:55.440
Yeah, it was bound to be a Netflix film, but then they want they want to release it in theaters like just like a week or two.
00:28:55.519 --> 00:28:56.640
I think I think maybe two weeks.
00:28:56.720 --> 00:28:57.279
I may be wrong.
00:28:57.440 --> 00:28:58.319
About the one week.
00:28:58.480 --> 00:28:59.599
I'm gonna have to Google that.
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That's the thing.
00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:01.200
It doesn't even matter.
00:29:01.359 --> 00:29:04.559
One week or two weeks, it doesn't make a significant impact on the shit.
00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:08.240
Like maybe it could on the opening weekend, but like that's crazy.
00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:09.039
I mean, that's the thing.
00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:10.799
Netflix movies releasing in theaters.
00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:11.839
I don't think I like that.
00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:13.440
I think it should just stay on Netflix.
00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:13.759
Yeah.
00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:21.839
If if if you believe in it that much, if you have Brad Pitt, if you have everybody that you need, David Fentur's directing, written by Quentin Tarantino, just release it.
00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:23.519
If it's gonna do good, it's gonna do good.
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:24.240
Doesn't matter.
00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:27.680
Are people gonna buy Netflix subscriptions to watch that movie?
00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:28.880
No, definitely not.
00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:31.279
People are gonna torrent that shit, people are gonna pirate that shit.
00:29:31.359 --> 00:29:32.799
No, nobody's buying the subscription.
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:45.599
That's that that's what um so I it's completely off topic, but I think that's what GTA 6 thinks they're doing, Rockstar thinks they're doing, because on like August 26th or 28th, yeah, they're doing a brand new release for GTA 6 on Netflix.
00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:50.000
And it's like, do you think people are gonna buy Netflix to watch that shit?
00:29:50.319 --> 00:29:51.279
Nobody's doing that.
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:52.079
Nobody's doing that.
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:53.119
Nobody in the world is doing that.
00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:54.240
Nobody's fucking doing that.
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.480
I have Netflix and I might still torrent it.
00:29:56.640 --> 00:29:57.680
Yeah, fucking exactly.
00:29:57.759 --> 00:30:03.839
I I I cancelled all my subscriptions and they have Cody now, so I'm fucking literally watching everything for fucking free, essentially.
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:04.720
Like, fuck you.
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:05.519
Yeah.
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:08.240
So that should have been cancelled.
00:30:08.480 --> 00:30:09.920
This is another thing that I seen the other day.
00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:11.839
I thought this was very interesting.
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:20.720
Have you heard that the UK won't allow ring card girls for UFC events unless they also include ring card boys?
00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:21.519
What?
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:22.640
Are you serious?
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:27.519
That's why when they have UFC events in the UK, there are no ring card girls.
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:30.000
I didn't even realize that.
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:30.559
Yeah.
00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:32.000
Wow, dude.
00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:33.039
Yeah, so I seen this.
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:34.799
Dana White made a statement the other day.
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:36.160
He was it was actually on a stream.
00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:37.359
I see him talk about it.
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:41.119
He was with uh Nina Drama, fat titty getting fucked by everybody in the industry.
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:42.079
Nina Drama.
00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:45.039
Yeah, he and she was like, Why aren't there ring card girls here?
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:49.920
And he was like, Yeah, UK won't allow ring card girls unless they actually have ring guard boys.
00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:52.720
And I said, that's crazy.
00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:58.640
Like, fucking you didn't have like some metrosexual all greased up, fucking walking around the ring holding.
00:30:59.119 --> 00:30:59.839
That would be too hard.
00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:03.039
I wouldn't be able to pay attention to the I wouldn't be able to watch the fight.
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:04.880
That would be too fucking hard.
00:31:05.519 --> 00:31:07.119
That would be way too fucking hard.
00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:10.160
How am I gonna watch the fight if there's a hot ass dude walking around?
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:14.160
Some dude walking around like looking better than the fucking fire that's in the fucking octave.
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:17.359
Literally doesn't even have a cup on his dick showing through the shorts.
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:20.000
He's not even wearing a cup, he's just got a banana hammock.
00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:20.960
Fucking wearing a fucking dude.
00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:23.680
Fucking male thong, dude.
00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:25.440
Boner check! Boner check.
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:26.559
Touch my dick.
00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:28.000
It's all greased up.
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:28.640
Yeah, fucking.
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:29.440
Dude, you know what?
00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:32.240
One day we're gonna get to the point where you start touching my dick.
00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:34.160
I don't know why you're not touching my cock right now.
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:35.200
This is crazy.
00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:36.640
It's actually fucking crazy.
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:38.559
You're not touching my cock at this moment.
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:40.400
You should be touching my shit, bro.
00:31:40.960 --> 00:31:42.000
Half hour in the episode.
00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:42.960
Don't say that shit.
00:31:43.039 --> 00:31:44.400
Don't even tell them I'm looking.
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:46.799
Disrespectful, bro.
00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:47.279
Okay.
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:49.920
So the actor who played Lavender Brown.
00:31:50.079 --> 00:31:51.119
Do you know who this is?
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:53.039
Lavender Brown.
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:55.200
Lavender Brown from where?
00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:57.279
Where do you think that name is from?
00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:59.200
Lavender Brown?
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:02.799
That's a JK Rowling name if I ever heard it myself.
00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:04.000
That's a good thing.
00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:04.960
That's fucking oh dude.
00:32:05.039 --> 00:32:05.680
Hell yeah.
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:07.200
So the actor's Harry Potter.
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:12.720
The actor who played Lavender Brown said she's made more on OnlyFans in one year than her whole acting career.
00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:13.680
Oh my god.
00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:14.000
Yeah.
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:16.079
Maybe she should have acted more.
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:17.759
True?
00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:23.279
Maybe she should have took her fucking her craft seriously and fucking like, you know, pursued roles.
00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:26.799
But you know, you know, fucking like, you know, fucking like got more acting jobs.
00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:29.119
You know, maybe maybe be a better actor.
00:32:29.759 --> 00:32:31.039
She made more money on OnlyFans.
00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:32.559
Yeah, you're you're selling your pussy, baby.
00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:36.079
So the old lady from American Pie, what's her name?
00:32:36.240 --> 00:32:36.960
Has done the same.
00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:38.880
The one Nadia in the first two movies.
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:39.519
Yeah.
00:32:39.759 --> 00:32:41.519
56 years old right now.
00:32:41.759 --> 00:32:42.240
Nadia.
00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:43.759
Just got divorced.
00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:47.920
Just made a hundred million dollars or a million dollars in a month on OnlyFans.
00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:49.119
Nadia.
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:49.680
Yeah.
00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:51.759
I forget what her name is as an actor.
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:52.640
I should look her up.
00:32:52.720 --> 00:32:57.759
I I I I know she was also in fucking uh in Jane Sign Bob Strike Back as well.
00:32:57.920 --> 00:32:59.920
And she was also in Scary Movie.
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:01.759
Fucking like that bitch.
00:33:02.079 --> 00:33:03.039
Yeah, hold on.
00:33:03.119 --> 00:33:04.000
Uh let me see this.
00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:05.599
She's Shannon Elizabeth.
00:33:06.559 --> 00:33:12.960
So Shannon Elizabeth has recently joined OnlyFans and she has made one million dollars in a month.
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More than she said she's made in a lot of her career as an actor, as a 56-year-old woman who has just gone through a divorce.
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What is she doing on OnlyFans?
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Obviously showing her fat titties.
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Yeah.
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Do you think she's not showing her fat titties?
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Yeah, like, uh, dude.
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This is crazy, man.
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Wow.
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That blows my mind.
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I thought I thought I always thought she was a good actor, actress, man.
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Shannon Elizabeth.
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She's like, what are my fucking crushes back in the day?
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I mean, I definitely jerked off that American Pie scene a couple times.
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Oh, definitely.
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Which one?
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Hold on.
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So in the first one, she's naked in the bed.
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And the second one, what happens?
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She's naked in the second one, too, I think.
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Yeah.
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And the second one, like uh fucking, like, she like uh basically um Jim uh is that he wants to get with her.
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He wants he wants to redeem himself and fucking um Yeah, and then Michelle's teaching him how to be better at sex so he can be better at sex to bang Nadia.
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And then he goes to bang Nadia and he's like, I don't want to bang you, I don't want to bang Michelle.
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I don't even think she's naked in the second one.
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She's naked in the first one, though I beat my dick to that shit.
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She's definitely naked in the first one, yeah.
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Beat my dick to that shit.
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Fat titties.
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Fat titties.
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Blinkway's in that scene, too.
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It's crazy.
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Blink one eighty two's in that whole fucking movie, dude.
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They're like, blink my 82.
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It's a whole fucking movie, dude.
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They only have one song in the movie, and they're in one scene.
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Yeah, what's the main song?
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What's the main band from that movie?
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Was it Good Charlotte or something?
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Fucking turn eye blonde.
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Yeah, it's fucking whatever.
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Moody Cheeks.
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Um you know that song, fucking, it's funny.
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Okay, that song, fucking like did, did, did, do, did, doo, uh, semi-trunk kind of life.
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You know what that fucking song's about?
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It's about doing meth and getting your dick sucked.
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Only get late when the lights are off, bro.
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Okay.
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Only get late when the lights are off.
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Okay, so uh welcome to dairy, finally renewed for season two.
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Yes, isn't that crazy?
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:10.639
That show ended like months ago.
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I I knew I knew it was gonna get renewed for season two.
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It ended months ago.
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And they already released a fucking teaser.
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But Sean! When shows are good, they get renewed before the last episode is done.
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It's crazy how this show was like just renewed for season two.
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Are they already shooting?
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Yeah, fucking there's a teaser trailer for it.
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Yeah, fucking like we gotta watch it.
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It's only just like welcome to Derry.
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Oh, so there's season two.
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So it's nothing.
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And it says 1960, something it goes back in time to 1930 something.
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And you have like Pennywise laughing the back of it.
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So it's absolutely nothing.
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It's a little teaser.
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So it's absolutely nothing.
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Nothing they they shot, so it hasn't even been shooting yet.
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Um rumors, rumors, storm will be introduced in Black Panther 3.
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Well, do you already have her casted at D23?
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They really they revealed the whole cast.
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Do you want to talk about that first and then we can get into it?
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Because I got a lot about that, dude.
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I'm pissed.
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I'm mad.
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Are you mad about the X-Men cast?
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I'm not mad.
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I'm just like, people are so hyped, people are sucking this fucking cast's dick, and it's like, for what?
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Whose dick are we sucking?
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Say do you think?
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We're sucking her clit.
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Yeah, I know.
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And any Navaretts.
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Dude.
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Did you see did you see my my thing in the group chat?
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Oh, you did.
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You see.
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I laughed at it.
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Okay, so this this new X-Men cast, I don't know.
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Okay, so we can go through it right now.
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We can go through a little let me let me look it up real quick.
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Let me look it up because we we'll go through the card.
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We'll touch on the cast for the second.
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I'll tell you why they're cheeks.
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Tell me why they're cheeks.
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I want to hear your opinion.
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The only critique I have on the cast is like Xavier doesn't really like match the mold of Xavier.
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Yeah.
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What is he like 35?
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I mean, like, canonically, Xavier was 40 years old when he did create the X-Men.
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You know, when he created his school.
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Yeah, Emma Frost is fucking 37, dude.
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Yeah.
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What are you talking about, dude?
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Fucking Samara Weaving.
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No, she's just like 32, but whatever.
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No.
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Okay.
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Samara Weaving's basically just like if you ordered Morgo Robbie off of Timu.
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But I am slight for Samara Weaving to be fucking, you know, yeah, I'm I'm slight for that for it to be frost, man.
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You know, fucking she's I figure she can pull it off.
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What do you mean?
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I think she can pull it off too with her fucking the fattest titties in the world, dude.
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She's got fucking cannons on that lady.
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Come on, man.
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Indy Neveretti is goddamn fucking.
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Indy Neveretti is what?
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Rogue.
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This is rogue.
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This is the big thing that I have in my in my complaint.
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Indy Neveretti as so this is the thing.
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A lot of these, a lot of these casts, a lot of this cast.
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Okay, hold on.
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Who do you know in this cast?
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Tell me who you know in this cast from something you've seen.
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Sadie Sink and Indy Neveretti and uh fucking Samara Weaving are the three ones I know.
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What have you seen them from?
00:37:55.920 --> 00:37:56.480
Well, like we only.
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Sadie Sink, obviously, Stranger Things.
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Stranger Things.
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Indy Neveretti, obviously Obsession.
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She's also in the whale.
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Any Never Ready from the uh from uh Obsession.
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Obsession, yeah.
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That's the only thing you've seen her in.
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And Samara Weaving was in uh fucking ready or not, ready or not.
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Did you watch both of those?
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Yeah.
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Okay, she was great in them.
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I do agree.
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She was great.
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But the all these other pictures.
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And she was also in that new one there with uh with Jason Siegel.
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What the fuck is it called again there?
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She was like in a in a Jason Siegel movie, and it was actually pretty good.
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Uh no, you didn't watch it.
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Fucking you didn't watch it.
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You don't even know the name of it.
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You didn't watch it.
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I forget the name.
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You didn't watch it.
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Did you watch it?
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I didn't watch it.
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I heard it.
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Lying.
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I heard my dad said it was good.
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Didn't watch it.
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I trust my dad.
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So all I'm saying is lots of these actors.
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So the the chick that's playing Storm, Maya Boyd.
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Yeah.
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It's her first, it's her, it's her theatrical debut.
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Yeah.
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This is her first movie she's ever going to be in.
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Well, she must have nailed the goddamn audition then.
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Did you think so?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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She must have nailed the audition.
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How many people have nailed an audition in Marvel and then done absolutely booty dog cheeks?
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Tom Holland nailed the audition and got fucking casted as Spider-Man.
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Are you using the best example?
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You know, you know, you know who didn't kill it in Marvel?
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Who?
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I'm trying to think.
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I don't know.
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Exactly.
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Lots of people, dude.
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Fucking Kang! Jonathan Majors, dude.
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Jonathan Majors is so awesome.
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No, he was beating women.
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And he also beating white women.
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And and in fucking Ant-Man 4, he got beat by ants.
00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:29.519
Well, that's because he got beat by ants.
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Blame the writing for that.
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He got beat by ants.
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Blame the writing.
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Who's writing it?
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MCU.
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Yeah.
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Dickhead?
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What do you mean?
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But Jonathan Majors was fucking awesome at the ending of Loki season one.
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He was both charismatic and terrified.
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That's the only scene.
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Yeah.
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That's the only scene.
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That's his whole that's so his whole breadth in the MCU is a 10-minute scene.
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And now we're not his fault.
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Not his fault.
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The big thing I have with this X-Men movie is everybody is sucking all the cast dicks.
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Lots of them are very green actors.
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Lots of them are very not really.
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They haven't made seven movies.
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They're not Sadie Sink.
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Yeah.
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I'm not even putting any Navaretti in that list because she's been in five projects.
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Yeah.
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She's not.
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People are sucking her dick because of obsession.
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Great.
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She killed in that movie.
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Is she gonna kill it in the future?
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Who knows?
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Let's hope so.
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I hope so.
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I hope so too.
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But also, the guy that's playing Professor X, you know the last movie he was in?
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The last MCU project?
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Last technical, technically Marvel character?
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Craven the Hunter.
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Yeah.
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Well, like Kate, well, like uh make what I want to say is like it's nice to see like a fresh cast.
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:47.440
Like I you know, like a and like um something like I don't know, man.
00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:52.559
I like to see a fresh cast too, but I don't like to see seeing a fresh cast that everybody's like actual fresh.
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This is it.
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Okay, we've got it.
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This is it.
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Oh my god, it's gonna be incredible.
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It's like, what do you mean?
00:40:57.840 --> 00:40:58.960
Stop glazing, dude.
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You're everybody's glazing so hard because it's indie Navaretti.
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Stop glazing so hard, dude.
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It's not there's there there can't be that much glaze because guess what?
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:10.400
Half of this cast is unacted.
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They haven't been in anything that has inspired anybody.
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:17.199
We've already seen Sadie Sink as Gene Gray.
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:19.599
Sadie Sink is and she killed it.
00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:21.599
But Sadie Sink is an incredible actor.
00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:25.599
You're you're you're only talking about the people that I said were excluded from what I'm talking about.
00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:26.079
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:28.000
Sadie Sink is incredible.
00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:31.840
Um well fucking Kylo Rand, Adam Driver is incredible.
00:41:31.920 --> 00:41:36.880
Yeah, I'm fine with Samara Weaving as MF Ross, she's got big titties and she's hot as fuck.
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:38.639
And she's a I think she's a great actor.
00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:40.159
I think she's a great actress.
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:43.039
Also the niece of Hugo Weaving.
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Her uncle is Hugo Weaving.
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Her uncle is Mr.
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Smith.
00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:46.960
Yeah.
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:49.519
Like her uncle is fucking Elrond.
00:41:49.599 --> 00:41:50.400
He's Elrond.
00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:51.920
He's red skull, dude.
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:52.800
He's red skull.
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He's been in the MCU already.
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She comes from good stock.
00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:05.280
Everybody else in that cast, I am hesitant about everybody else is like, yeah, yeah, they fucking killed it.
00:42:05.360 --> 00:42:05.679
Guess what?
00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:08.000
I'll definitely go into that fucking storm actor.
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She's hot as fuck.
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I'm interested.
00:42:11.199 --> 00:42:15.119
Like, I'm not like uh when I saw the casting, I didn't get like fucking overly excited.
00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:16.880
I was like, oh wow, this cast looks sick.
00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:22.320
I liked the casting for Sadie Sink, I liked the casting for Indy Never Ready, and I liked the casting for Samara Weaving.
00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:23.840
Everything else I was on the fence about.
00:42:24.320 --> 00:42:25.519
So what was the second one you said?
00:42:26.639 --> 00:42:29.440
I was like, uh I liked the casting for Sadie Sink.
00:42:29.679 --> 00:42:33.280
I like the casting for fucking Indy Never Ready, and I liked the casting for Sandy.
00:42:33.599 --> 00:42:35.280
So you're on the Indy Neverady train.
00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:39.599
Well, she I'm on the yes, I am on the Indy Never Ready train, yes.
00:42:39.679 --> 00:42:45.280
But everybody else, I was like, I'm kind of on the fence because I've never seen them act before really in anything.
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:47.039
I think Indy Never Ready is great.
00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:48.800
I think she killed in that movie.
00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:55.280
I think the the not not even the pressure, but the everything that people was putting on her to be like, you are the best.
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You are gonna do great.
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It's like, bruh.
00:42:57.920 --> 00:43:00.960
I hope she wasn't fooled, but she was in Superman and Lois.
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She was already in a superhero project.
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Yeah.
00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:06.719
She was in the TV show Superman and Lois, got fired.
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Yeah.
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:08.800
She got fired from that shit.
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:09.599
I heard about it.
00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:11.039
She was in 13 Reasons Why.
00:43:11.280 --> 00:43:11.679
Got fired.
00:43:11.920 --> 00:43:12.400
Killed herself.
00:43:12.559 --> 00:43:12.639
Yeah.
00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:13.599
Oh, yeah, she did it.
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:23.199
Wait, she wasn't the main character.
00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:24.079
No, no, no, no.
00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:24.880
I don't know.
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:26.880
I just seen someone that's online that said she was in it.
00:43:26.960 --> 00:43:27.280
I don't know.
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:28.639
She's like some side character.
00:43:28.880 --> 00:43:29.920
I thought that was a fun joke.
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:31.360
She killed herself.
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:33.280
She killed herself, dude, obviously.
00:43:33.519 --> 00:43:35.920
She got raped in the ass by a mop handle, dude.
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:36.880
That happens in that show.
00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:37.440
It does happen.
00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:38.880
It is terrifying.
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:40.239
And then he becomes a school shooter.
00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:40.880
Yeah.
00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:41.760
Crazy.
00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:42.800
Crazy show.
00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:43.280
Anyway.
00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:49.920
And then they canceled.
00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:50.880
Don't do it.
00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:52.320
And then they canceled the show.
00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:53.599
The show's cancelled.
00:43:53.760 --> 00:43:54.880
So you don't know if we shoot that.
00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:55.519
No, no, no, no.
00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:56.559
That was season two, dude.
00:43:56.639 --> 00:43:57.519
They did season three.
00:43:57.599 --> 00:43:59.039
They might have even done season four.
00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:01.119
No, man, this Fucking nothing left with that season.
00:44:01.360 --> 00:44:01.840
Season two, bro.
00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:04.320
No, they only had two seasons.
00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:04.960
No, no, no.
00:44:05.119 --> 00:44:06.159
They did season three, baby.
00:44:06.400 --> 00:44:06.880
Did they really?
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:07.519
Had to have.
00:44:07.599 --> 00:44:08.079
Let me look it up.
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:09.840
I didn't hear anybody talking about it.
00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:11.920
I was talking about it to my mom.
00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:16.960
I'm pretty sure they only got two seasons, brother.
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:19.679
I'm pretty sure they only got two fucking seasons, man.
00:44:20.239 --> 00:44:21.679
I'm pretty fucking positive.
00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:23.280
No, they got four seasons, Big Doug.
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:23.920
Fuck off.
00:44:24.000 --> 00:44:24.480
Are you serious?
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:24.800
They do?
00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:25.199
Yeah, yeah.
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:27.039
Well, it's like no one's fine.
00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:28.239
Okay, so people off.
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:29.599
Yeah, four seasons of that show.
00:44:29.679 --> 00:44:30.239
2020 ended.
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:32.639
It fell off the fucking radar hard though.
00:44:33.360 --> 00:44:34.320
2020, Big Doug.
00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:35.519
It fell off the radar hard.
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:37.840
Second season ends with him getting raped hard, though.
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:39.199
Hard, hard, hard, hard, hard.
00:44:39.440 --> 00:44:42.800
Second, uh, third season opens with them being like, no, don't do it.
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:45.119
And then him being like, alright, okay, I won't.
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:46.880
That's how the third season opens?
00:44:47.039 --> 00:44:48.559
Yeah, them being like, don't do it.
00:44:48.639 --> 00:44:50.480
And him being like, alright, okay, I'm not gonna do it.
00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:51.760
He decides not to do it?
00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:54.400
Yeah, and he's like, I'm not gonna be a skinhead Nazi anymore.
00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:55.280
I'm just gonna love it.
00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:59.280
That would have been the perfect opening for season three, like 13 Reasons Why.
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:00.559
That was the opening.
00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:02.800
Like, I know, yeah, but to shoot everybody though.
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:04.239
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, that would have been great.
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:07.599
Basically, fucking like, come on, dude, we can't show school shootings that much.
00:45:07.679 --> 00:45:08.639
Chill out, doggy.
00:45:08.880 --> 00:45:10.559
Have you watched the movie Elephant?
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:11.440
Love that movie.
00:45:11.679 --> 00:45:12.480
Fucking movie's awesome.
00:45:12.719 --> 00:45:13.440
Favorite movie of all time.
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:15.360
I love seeing kids getting killed.
00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:16.239
Never seen it.
00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:17.440
I'm just I'm just fucking with you.
00:45:18.639 --> 00:45:19.519
You're a sick bastard.
00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:20.719
You should fucking watch it.
00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:21.920
Sick bastard.
00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:22.480
Okay.
00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:24.079
So that movie's great, man.
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:26.800
So I I've I've seen multiple things online about this.
00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:31.199
I don't know which ones you've seen and which ones are true because everything is probably fake.
00:45:31.440 --> 00:45:34.639
Timothy Shalamou in Talks to Play.
00:45:36.239 --> 00:45:37.039
Shalamu?
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:40.480
I didn't know how to write down his name, so I wrote down Shalamu.
00:45:43.280 --> 00:45:46.159
I was like, and actually, I didn't even write Timothy, I wrote Timmy Shalamou.
00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:48.239
I call him Tim Timothy Shalamei.
00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:52.079
Timothy Shalamou is in talks to play Harry Osborne.
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:57.599
I also seen him being in talks to play the recast of Iron Man.
00:45:58.480 --> 00:45:59.280
Ugh.
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:04.880
I don't want to see Timothy Shalame and Zendaya on the same screen.
00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:05.760
I do.
00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:08.719
I want to see Tom fight for her love, dude.
00:46:08.800 --> 00:46:10.800
Because she's banging him and doing, dude.
00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:13.039
I want to see Tom fight for that bitch's love.
00:46:13.280 --> 00:46:15.119
I want to see Tom bust out his abs.
00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:16.800
Because Timothy Chalamet don't have abs.
00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:17.599
Yeah, I know, yeah.
00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:19.519
But isn't it kind of crazy?
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:28.639
Like fucking how like fucking like Timothy Shalame and Zendaya have better on-screen chemistry in those doom movies that fucking Tom Holland and Zendaya have and just don't want Spider-Man movies.
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:33.440
Timothy Chalamet's like weird and hot and skinny, but probably has a fat dick.
00:46:33.519 --> 00:46:35.280
He's like the Pete Davidson of acting.
00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:36.320
Dude, dude.
00:46:36.880 --> 00:46:39.840
He's this generation's fucking Leonardo Caffer.
00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:41.760
I mean, he's banging Kylie Jenner right now.
00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:42.159
Oh, yeah.
00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:43.679
Filling her up with cum.
00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:44.400
Totally.
00:46:44.800 --> 00:46:45.280
Easy.
00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:46.079
Easy.
00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:47.360
Oh, that makes me hard.
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:48.480
Boner check!
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:50.320
Fucking boner check.
00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:52.880
Also, Timothy Shawmi is a phenomenal actor.
00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:57.280
There isn't like one bad performance behind his fucking catalog, dude.
00:46:57.519 --> 00:46:59.920
He doesn't have one single bad performance.
00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:01.039
It's kind of crazy.
00:47:02.159 --> 00:47:02.800
It's kind of crazy.
00:47:03.119 --> 00:47:04.000
Let me think Wonka.
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:08.800
The movie was bad, but he wasn't bad, is it?
00:47:09.199 --> 00:47:10.000
He was really good, isn't it?
00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:10.480
Yeah.
00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:12.480
He's a great actor and I love him.
00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:14.400
The movie was terrible.
00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:16.800
But goddamn was he good at Walker.
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:22.559
Dude, Hugh Lori or Hugh Hugh Grant as a tiny little oompaloompa.
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:27.280
They couldn't find a midget?
00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:28.800
Like we're watching that shit.
00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:30.320
Like, is that Hugh Grant?
00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:31.199
What the fuck?
00:47:31.280 --> 00:47:32.159
He's an Oompa loop?
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:33.280
Yeah.
00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:39.039
It's like they they couldn't fucking go cast fucking like a real life midget.
00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:41.760
They couldn't have got fucking Peter Dinklage to be an Oompa loompa.
00:47:41.920 --> 00:47:42.400
Okay, I gotta pee.
00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:44.239
You gotta hold this down for a minute and then I got some more.
00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:46.000
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:46.559 --> 00:47:48.480
Okay, I gotta piss right after you.
00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:50.719
So apparently I'm holding down the fort.
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:52.400
I'm holding down the fort.
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:54.239
Don't know how to hold down a fort.
00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:56.000
Just know how to build them.
00:47:56.639 --> 00:47:58.480
Just know how to build them.
00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:01.039
This is all gonna be corpse queeef.
00:48:04.079 --> 00:48:05.199
Holy fuck.
00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:06.880
Okay, this is hilarious.
00:48:07.119 --> 00:48:08.559
Okay, okay, this is funny.
00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:10.079
This is actually fucking funny.
00:48:10.239 --> 00:48:12.239
So like Rand brought drinks over, right?
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:14.800
He's like mixing his drinks together in one cup.
00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:17.440
And like I asked him, like, hey man, can I get a drink off here?
00:48:17.519 --> 00:48:19.280
He's like, yeah, I gotta call for you, doggy.
00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:21.599
He gives you like, you know, two kinkans.
00:48:21.840 --> 00:48:23.920
And I'm looking at the corner of my room right now.
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:32.880
This dude has had one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight drinks so far.
00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:34.639
Eight?
00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:37.360
No, it's not fine.
00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:38.480
It's only eight.
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:41.360
It's all that bad.
00:48:42.159 --> 00:48:44.320
This guy's trying to disrespect me like eight's crazy.
00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:45.280
You know what's crazy?
00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:49.440
You can have eight drinks when you save money to drink on the podcast.
00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:51.280
You know what's crazy?
00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:52.159
I don't have a job.
00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:53.199
I barely have money.
00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:58.239
But sometimes I'm like, I'm gonna save this amount of money so when we podcast, I can have a couple drinks.
00:48:58.320 --> 00:48:58.480
Yeah.
00:48:58.719 --> 00:49:03.760
And then every week it comes up and I come over to Sean's and he says, You got any beers, bro?
00:49:04.480 --> 00:49:05.519
I can't help it.
00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:07.119
Hey man, can you have some beers?
00:49:07.199 --> 00:49:07.840
I'm taking a beer.
00:49:08.079 --> 00:49:12.960
Guarantee you, the last time we podcasted, Sean's been drinking in between that, interstitially.
00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:14.800
I haven't drank it once.
00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:16.079
I haven't drank it once.
00:49:16.159 --> 00:49:16.880
Guess what I drink?
00:49:16.960 --> 00:49:19.920
When I'm here with my boy, because I don't drink at home because I have a child.
00:49:20.239 --> 00:49:21.440
Sean be just drinking.
00:49:21.519 --> 00:49:22.719
He be drinking with whores.
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:26.079
Bet you he'd be drinking with whores and not even getting his dick sucked.
00:49:26.320 --> 00:49:28.719
He'd be buying whores cocaine and not even getting his dick sucked.
00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:32.960
He buys horse cocaine and then he's like, yeah, let's hang out.
00:49:33.119 --> 00:49:34.800
And they're like, don't you want your dick sucked?
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:35.920
And he's like, nah.
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:43.280
What's your guys' vote?
00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:44.800
Should I give Sean a drink?
00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:48.960
Vote yes if you want Sean to get a drink.
00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:51.280
Comment yes if you want Sean to get a drink.
00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:54.800
If you think Sean shouldn't have a drink, comment no.
00:49:55.280 --> 00:49:57.760
Comment Sean is fucking gay.
00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:00.559
Comment he sucks God.
00:50:04.079 --> 00:50:04.800
Gave him one.
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:05.840
He has one.
00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:11.599
I'll have one more, two more, three more, and then we're gonna fucking wrap this bad boy.
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:16.239
Then we done, then we done, then we done, then we done.
00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:19.920
Motherfucker, we done, we done, we done, we done.
00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:23.199
Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace.
00:50:23.360 --> 00:50:24.559
Sean's taking a shit.
00:50:24.639 --> 00:50:25.599
He's wiping his ass.
00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:28.239
He's sucking his own dick in the bathroom.
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:31.679
Sean's sucking his own dick in the bathroom.
00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:33.920
Fuck yeah, I was.
00:50:34.239 --> 00:50:36.320
But I wasn't gonna say, oh wow, there's a drink here.
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:38.079
Sean's mouth is full lacum.
00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:39.760
He's gay and full lacum.
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:42.239
So it's gay.
00:50:43.679 --> 00:50:44.960
What are we gonna touch on again?
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:46.559
What are we just talking about?
00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:48.480
What are we gonna talk about?
00:50:48.880 --> 00:50:50.800
Next thing we're gonna talk about, my man.
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:52.639
We're gonna talk about fucking.
00:50:55.119 --> 00:51:02.239
It feels weird to me how Spider-Man's New York City and Daredevil's New York City are the same New York City.
00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:03.840
They feel completely different.
00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:06.400
But yeah, I was gonna say they feel completely different.
00:51:06.639 --> 00:51:11.280
It makes me feel very weird about the whole scenario.
00:51:11.599 --> 00:51:14.639
It's like, okay, so obviously, you know what's crazy?
00:51:14.880 --> 00:51:18.320
So Kingpin is no longer the kingpin of crime.
00:51:18.400 --> 00:51:19.920
He's no longer the leader of crime.
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:20.400
No.
00:51:20.639 --> 00:51:22.079
Who takes over after him?
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:25.039
Tombstone! Tombstone.
00:51:25.119 --> 00:51:26.719
And then what happens to Tombstone?
00:51:26.880 --> 00:51:28.239
He gets fucked up pretty instantly.
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:29.440
Pretty instantly in the middle of the state.
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:32.320
Folded up in about a minute flat.
00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:32.719
Yeah.
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:36.800
It's like, so where the fuck was Spidey when fucking Daredevil was fighting the shit?
00:51:36.880 --> 00:51:45.119
I know it's like a conflict of interest or whatever they call it, where like you can't have Sony characters and Marvel shit, and then you can't blah blah blah blah.
00:51:45.519 --> 00:51:51.280
How how much how great would this be if that barrier was completely eliminated?
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:56.320
And in the next season of Daredevil brand new day, Spidey just comes in and he's like, what up?
00:51:56.559 --> 00:51:57.199
Would have been awesome.
00:51:57.360 --> 00:51:58.320
What up, Daredevil?
00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:00.320
Like, even in the next one, would have been awesome.
00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:05.440
Because like because like Kingpin is a common enemy between Spider-Man and fucking and Daredevil.
00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:08.400
It would have been awesome to see them team up and like fight Daredevil together.
00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:09.840
That would have been deadly.
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:10.800
That would have been awesome.
00:52:11.039 --> 00:52:12.320
I've been being in the next season.
00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:15.519
Like because in the next season, Kingpin better not be in it.
00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:18.000
If he's in it, he better barely be in this show.
00:52:18.159 --> 00:52:19.119
He better barely be in it.
00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:20.480
He better not be the main villain.
00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:24.960
If he is, I'm gonna be mad because we've had like what four seasons of Kingpin already?
00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:25.679
Every season.
00:52:26.000 --> 00:52:26.480
Move on.
00:52:26.719 --> 00:52:29.199
I want to see a new fucking villain.
00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:30.079
Every season.
00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:32.400
We've talked about that when we did our Daredevil breakdown.
00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:35.440
We were watching the series, but like fucking, it's still it still holds true.
00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:38.719
It still rings true, and I still feel the exact same fucking way.
00:52:38.960 --> 00:52:41.199
Okay, so now we're gonna jump in here.
00:52:41.280 --> 00:52:44.000
So I'm just gonna start naming shit that was announced.
00:52:44.159 --> 00:52:44.320
Yeah.
00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:46.079
And you're gonna tell me what you want to talk about.
00:52:46.239 --> 00:52:46.559
Okay.
00:52:46.880 --> 00:52:48.480
Princess Diaries 3.
00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:55.039
Come on, dude.
00:52:55.119 --> 00:52:56.079
What are you talking about?
00:52:58.960 --> 00:53:03.119
The first one came out over 20 years ago.
00:53:03.360 --> 00:53:04.960
Why are you giving us a third one?
00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:07.519
Because Anne Hathaway still looks tight as fuck.
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:08.480
Oh, yeah, she looked pretty.
00:53:10.880 --> 00:53:13.360
Anne Hathaway's still got a crazy body.
00:53:13.519 --> 00:53:13.760
Yeah.
00:53:14.480 --> 00:53:15.599
Like, no, we can still pull this off.
00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:16.639
She's still hot as fuck.
00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:17.920
We can pull it off.
00:53:18.320 --> 00:53:19.360
We can pull it off.
00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:20.480
I don't know, man.
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:21.360
I don't know, man.
00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:23.119
Fucking give it a rest.
00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:24.960
No one's excited for that fucking movie.
00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:26.480
No one's excited for it.
00:53:26.719 --> 00:53:30.159
Anne Hathaway herself can't sell tickets anymore.
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:31.360
We know this.
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:33.119
I mean the Odyssey.
00:53:33.599 --> 00:53:39.679
I mean, yeah, but did you hear about the did you hear about the movie that came out recently with her and Ian McGregor fucking the end of Oak Street?
00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:40.159
Yeah, I didn't.
00:53:40.320 --> 00:53:42.079
They didn't fucking sell shit.
00:53:43.679 --> 00:53:45.280
Well, I heard it was bad.
00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:46.639
Still want to watch it.
00:53:46.800 --> 00:53:48.000
I still want to watch it too.
00:53:48.719 --> 00:53:57.840
I think that's the best, the best, like, the best new new new take on a dinosaur franchise since Jurassic Park.
00:53:58.000 --> 00:53:58.320
Yeah, dude.
00:53:58.559 --> 00:53:59.199
It failed.
00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:08.480
It just goes to show that you can't do a dinosaur movie anymore because Jurassic Park has like Jurassic Park is gatekeeping dinosaur films.
00:54:08.559 --> 00:54:13.440
You can't do a fucking dinosaur film without Jurassic being fucking.
00:54:13.920 --> 00:54:16.559
But then when you do it, everybody hates it.
00:54:16.719 --> 00:54:16.880
Yeah.
00:54:17.039 --> 00:54:19.519
So they're just gonna keep comparing it to Jurassic Park.
00:54:19.599 --> 00:54:19.760
Yeah.
00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:22.400
Yeah, it's it's impossible to do a dinosaur film these days.
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:23.119
That's really funny.
00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:24.079
That's really funny.
00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:26.000
Um, I'm gonna skip a couple of these.
00:54:26.079 --> 00:54:27.519
Coco 2 first look.
00:54:28.000 --> 00:54:29.760
Have you have you watched Coco?
00:54:29.920 --> 00:54:30.800
I watched Coco.
00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:32.719
Have you seen the new Coco?
00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:36.559
He's about 14, he's got a fucking Miles Morales cut.
00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:39.119
He's not the killmonger.
00:54:39.280 --> 00:54:41.280
I mean, I I feel like it might be good.
00:54:41.519 --> 00:54:42.639
I like the first Coco.
00:54:42.719 --> 00:54:43.519
I liked the first time.
00:54:43.679 --> 00:54:44.400
Didn't care about it.
00:54:44.559 --> 00:54:45.599
Everybody thought it was great.
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:46.880
I said, suck my dick.
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:47.599
I don't care.
00:54:48.239 --> 00:54:51.760
Erica said I cried so many times, I said, I don't give a fuck.
00:54:55.599 --> 00:54:56.239
Sucks me.
00:54:57.039 --> 00:54:57.280
No way.
00:54:57.519 --> 00:54:59.679
I watched that movie so many times I didn't cry once.
00:54:59.760 --> 00:55:01.440
I said, I don't care about nobody, I guess.
00:55:01.599 --> 00:55:02.719
I guess I'm a bad person.
00:55:03.039 --> 00:55:04.000
Coco was good, man.
00:55:04.079 --> 00:55:04.559
I liked it.
00:55:04.639 --> 00:55:05.440
It's like Coco 2.
00:55:05.599 --> 00:55:06.800
Hopefully, it's just as good.
00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:09.920
That's the thing with like Disney sequels, though.
00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:20.239
With Disney sequels, like especially with her animated features and like even like Pixar features, a lot of them, most of the time, aren't as good as its predecessor.
00:55:20.400 --> 00:55:22.400
Yeah, mostly the original is the best.
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:25.199
Um with uh with this one with Coco.
00:55:25.599 --> 00:55:28.800
So Pixar is usually good for like creating a new villain.
00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:29.280
Yeah.
00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:32.960
Apparently, in this second Coco movie, the villain is gonna be the same guy as the first one.
00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:34.880
Ernesto de la Cruz.
00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:36.079
So they're getting lazy.
00:55:36.239 --> 00:55:37.440
Apparently, I don't know.
00:55:37.920 --> 00:55:40.159
I'm not gonna watch it anyway, so I don't give a fun.
00:55:41.039 --> 00:55:42.800
We talked about this maybe on the last episode.
00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:43.679
Incredibles three.
00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:44.960
Incredibles three.
00:55:45.519 --> 00:55:45.760
Okay.
00:55:46.559 --> 00:55:48.960
Now, now now we're getting juicy into it.
00:55:49.039 --> 00:55:52.800
Case I loved so Incredibles so far.
00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:55.280
It's very rare for Disney films to pull this off.
00:55:55.440 --> 00:55:56.719
Incredibles, the first one, was amazing.
00:55:56.960 --> 00:56:00.159
It might be the best horror movie ever made.
00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:00.880
100%.
00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:05.119
And Incredibles 2 was equally just as amazing as Incredibles 1.
00:56:05.280 --> 00:56:08.159
I can't decide which one I like better, but we always we know this.
00:56:08.320 --> 00:56:11.840
Pixar always sticks to landing super hard with their third film.
00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:15.519
Toy Story 3 is the best in the fucking in the franchise.
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:17.920
Incredibles 3 might just you disagree?
00:56:18.079 --> 00:56:18.480
Disagree.
00:56:21.199 --> 00:56:21.840
Disagree.
00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:23.280
It's great.
00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:30.719
So Incredibles 3 might might be the gut, the gut-wrenching story within this trilogy.
00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:32.000
I think I might be good.
00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:36.000
I disagree that I don't think Incredibles 2 isn't better than Incredibles 1.
00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:43.199
I think Incredibles 1 is probably top three to top five Pixar movies of all time.
00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:44.719
The first Incredibles movie.
00:56:44.880 --> 00:56:45.599
What is his name?
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:48.320
Jason Lee as the villain syndrome.
00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:48.960
Oh, hell yeah.
00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:50.639
Is incredible in that movie.
00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:56.480
The whole like that movie feels grounded, but also they're superheroes because nobody's allowed to be super.
00:56:56.639 --> 00:56:57.199
I don't know that movie.
00:56:57.280 --> 00:56:58.559
I think that movie's incredible.
00:56:58.800 --> 00:57:05.119
You're really what did I just do?
00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:08.400
Anyway, the second one I thought was great because it showed Mrs.
00:57:08.559 --> 00:57:10.960
Incredible being having a fat fucking ass.
00:57:11.119 --> 00:57:11.360
Oh man.
00:57:11.519 --> 00:57:14.000
And I fucking used to just look up Mrs.
00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:16.880
Incredible fat ass online getting fucked by big black dude.
00:57:17.119 --> 00:57:19.599
Dude, you still can this to this day.
00:57:19.840 --> 00:57:21.199
I did it last night, bro.
00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:22.400
Did it last night, bro?
00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:23.280
Did it last night?
00:57:23.519 --> 00:57:24.880
I love jerking off to Mrs.
00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:25.360
Incredible.
00:57:25.440 --> 00:57:25.920
She's the best.
00:57:26.000 --> 00:57:29.519
Apparently, so in this new movie, there's gonna be no time jump.
00:57:29.679 --> 00:57:30.800
Like the second movie.
00:57:31.039 --> 00:57:34.880
Second movie takes place right after the first movie, no time jump, kids are the same age.
00:57:35.039 --> 00:57:38.480
This movie, no time jump, kids are the same age.
00:57:38.719 --> 00:57:41.039
But this movie, so the first movie was about Mr.
00:57:41.119 --> 00:57:41.760
Incredible.
00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:43.840
Second movie was incredible.
00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:44.159
Mrs.
00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:45.360
Incredible, fat ass.
00:57:45.519 --> 00:57:46.000
Oh my god.
00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:47.199
Big pussy.
00:57:47.360 --> 00:57:50.000
Fucking she can make her clit as big as she wants.
00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:53.039
Oh she can make it look a dick.
00:57:53.920 --> 00:57:55.599
She can fuck me with it.
00:57:56.320 --> 00:57:57.679
That's not gay.
00:57:58.000 --> 00:57:58.800
That's not gay.
00:57:58.880 --> 00:58:00.000
That's not gay at all, dude.
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:01.360
She fucked me with her giant clit.
00:58:01.519 --> 00:58:02.400
There's a woman doing it.
00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:02.960
It's fine.
00:58:03.039 --> 00:58:05.039
Oh, I'm so fucking Bonner check.
00:58:05.920 --> 00:58:07.519
Touch my cock, Sean.
00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:12.079
Um Incredible's 3.
00:58:12.320 --> 00:58:14.000
Incredible 3 is supposed to be.
00:58:14.159 --> 00:58:16.639
It's gonna be um so the sec first one, Mr.
00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:17.840
Incredible, second one, Mrs.
00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:18.320
Incredible.
00:58:18.480 --> 00:58:23.679
Third one is gonna be the children trying to become their own superheroes.
00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:25.599
I kind of figured that's where it was gonna go anyway.
00:58:25.679 --> 00:58:28.400
Is that because I had that had that feel since the very first one?
00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:31.599
These children, you know, like trying to come into their own.
00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:35.760
So I'm like very happy to see that God, that's where they're going with this third film.
00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:38.000
Dash is definitely coming to his own.
00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:39.440
He's gonna come in his sister.
00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:41.519
Holy fuck.
00:58:41.760 --> 00:58:42.960
He's dashing out.
00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:46.320
He's gonna fucking come on her so fast she's not even gonna feel it.
00:58:46.719 --> 00:58:48.559
That's what I would do if I was a speedster.
00:58:48.800 --> 00:58:53.760
I would I would rape women really fast.
00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:59.039
I would I would be like, oh damn, I'm so fast I gotta rape you so quick.
00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:01.519
I was like, what the fuck just happened?
00:59:01.679 --> 00:59:03.679
You got raped by the flash.
00:59:04.320 --> 00:59:07.119
And I'm surprised they don't show that by the reverse flash at all.
00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:10.480
Reverse flash, reverse flash should definitely be rape and more.
00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:11.519
The reverse flash.
00:59:11.760 --> 00:59:13.280
Yeah, reverse flash should definitely be raping more.
00:59:13.440 --> 00:59:14.239
Lilo and Stitch Flash.
00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:16.880
Listen to that CW, we want more rape.
00:59:17.360 --> 00:59:18.480
Dude, what are we doing here?
00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:23.199
CW shows ended a long time ago, but if they could have, should have showed more rape.
00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:23.920
Yeah.
00:59:24.239 --> 00:59:26.239
Lilo and Stitch 2 first look.
00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:28.480
Don't let me confuse you.
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:31.599
This is not a Lilo and Stitch 2 animated movie.
00:59:31.760 --> 00:59:36.079
It's a Lilo and Stitch 2 fucking goddamn live action movie.
00:59:37.920 --> 00:59:40.159
They didn't even make a second animated, did they?
00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:40.559
No.
00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:41.679
How are they making it?
00:59:41.760 --> 00:59:42.400
Wait, no, they did.
00:59:42.480 --> 00:59:42.639
They did.
00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:43.199
Did they?
00:59:43.360 --> 00:59:45.119
Yeah, it went straight to VHS, I'm pretty sure.
00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:46.079
Well, I'm gonna Google this.
00:59:46.400 --> 00:59:48.320
I remember there was like Leroy and Stitch.
00:59:48.559 --> 00:59:50.719
I'm pretty sure Lelo and Lilo and Stitch 2.
00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:51.119
Look at that.
00:59:51.760 --> 00:59:53.119
Went straight to fucking anime.
00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:58.639
Went straight to fucking uh VHS back in the day, I'm pretty sure.
01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:01.840
To original.
01:00:03.679 --> 01:00:06.079
Yeah, the original, like I'm pretty fucking sure.
01:00:06.239 --> 01:00:13.199
Yeah, Lelo and Stitch 2, Stitch has a glitch, was released on August 15, 2005, released on DVD and VHS.
01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:14.639
Straight to fucking DVD and VHS.
01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:20.719
So that's crazy if they're gonna take a story from a straight to VHS movie and then be like, this is our plot now.
01:00:20.800 --> 01:00:21.360
Oh, great.
01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:23.039
Pretty fucking lame.
01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:27.360
Um can we I mean I think I skipped over this one, but I really shouldn't have.
01:00:27.599 --> 01:00:29.199
Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer.
01:00:29.440 --> 01:00:30.719
Oh bro.
01:00:31.199 --> 01:00:32.320
You play Kingdom Hearts?
01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:33.519
Fucking I'm fucking back.
01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:34.960
Four on the Keyblade?
01:00:35.440 --> 01:00:38.079
Back in the day, dude, Kingdom Hearts 2 was the shit.
01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:41.280
That was like the fucking one of the best fucking PS2 games, man.
01:00:41.519 --> 01:00:42.239
Yeah, and that's good.
01:00:42.400 --> 01:00:47.599
Isn't it crazy that Kingdom Hearts 2 came out on PS2 and then Kingdom Hearts 3 came out on like PS4?
01:00:47.840 --> 01:00:48.000
Yeah.
01:00:48.159 --> 01:00:49.199
I think they skipped the generation.
01:00:49.440 --> 01:00:50.800
They skipped a whole generation, yeah.
01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:52.400
They pulled a GTA on that shit.
01:00:52.559 --> 01:00:53.280
They fucking for real, though.
01:00:53.599 --> 01:00:58.800
Coco is one of the uh landscapes in this new Kingdom Hearts 4 game.
01:00:59.039 --> 01:01:00.079
Oh, fucking word.
01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:06.159
So, you know, obviously Kingdom Hearts is involved in all the Disney is basically Disney mixed with Final Fantasy.
01:01:06.239 --> 01:01:07.360
Yeah, it's essentially what it is.
01:01:07.679 --> 01:01:11.360
In this game, Coco is gonna be one of the landscapes, so that was a pretty big reveal for people.
01:01:11.519 --> 01:01:11.920
That's cool.
01:01:12.079 --> 01:01:16.000
Lots of Coco characters is like side um offensive characters, pretty fun.
01:01:16.239 --> 01:01:16.800
That's cool.
01:01:16.960 --> 01:01:17.519
Yep.
01:01:17.760 --> 01:01:19.119
Um next one.
01:01:19.199 --> 01:01:28.559
I mean, this one I'm only mentioning because Erica is super hype about this one, and I was like, I mean, it's probably gonna be the same, same exact thing as the fucking animated one.
01:01:28.719 --> 01:01:31.679
I hate when they do this, but I hope they showed titties.
01:01:32.159 --> 01:01:34.000
Tangled live action.
01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:36.079
Yes, Tangled Live Action.
01:01:36.239 --> 01:01:40.559
Catherine Hahn as the old witch lady.
01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:40.800
Yeah.
01:01:41.119 --> 01:01:41.760
Tangled's mom.
01:01:41.840 --> 01:01:42.159
Yeah, yeah.
01:01:42.639 --> 01:01:44.079
Catherine Hahn, Agatha all along.
01:01:44.159 --> 01:01:44.320
Yeah.
01:01:44.480 --> 01:01:48.400
Agatha herself is playing um Tangled's um fake mom.
01:01:48.639 --> 01:01:50.320
Yeah, Rapunzel's fake mom.
01:01:50.480 --> 01:01:51.199
I can see that for sure.
01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:52.960
I feel like Catherine Hahn can pull that off.
01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:57.599
Like Catherine Hahn's like fucking, like, she's a good comedic actress, and she's also like a good actress all around it.
01:01:57.679 --> 01:01:57.920
Oh, yeah.
01:01:58.159 --> 01:01:58.880
I like Catherine Hawk.
01:01:59.119 --> 01:02:00.559
That movie has a lot of singing, yeah.
01:02:00.719 --> 01:02:03.199
So I don't know how how good her singing voice is, but I think it's a big thing.
01:02:03.760 --> 01:02:06.559
Well, if you watch if you watch Step Brothers, she's flat.
01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:10.400
Flat! You're flat, you're flat.
01:02:11.599 --> 01:02:13.360
Adam Scott's a dickhead, dude.
01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:14.559
Such a dickhead.
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:18.960
If you watch Step Brothers, I don't think Catherine Hawk can sing all too well.
01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:23.679
She's a she's a brilliant comedic actor, though I really like her.
01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:31.199
Even before she got cast in anything major, I remember seeing her growing up and being like, she's an incredible character actor.
01:02:31.360 --> 01:02:31.599
Yeah.
01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:34.480
Everything I've ever seen her in, I kind of liked her in.
01:02:34.559 --> 01:02:34.800
Yeah.
01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:41.920
So she was even awesome in fucking like uh um in Seth Rogan's um the studio, man.
01:02:42.079 --> 01:02:42.480
Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:02:42.800 --> 01:02:43.840
She was awesome in the studio.
01:02:44.159 --> 01:02:47.280
Crazy how they're gonna take that show forward with Catherine O'Hara dying.
01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:48.480
Like it's so sad.
01:02:48.639 --> 01:02:50.960
Yeah, because Catherine Hara did steal the fucking show too.
01:02:51.039 --> 01:02:53.039
But Catherine Hara was like a stando.
01:02:53.440 --> 01:03:00.400
Yeah, it's it makes me wonder how that show is gonna progress, but uh apparently they're still gonna keep going, so who knows?
01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:02.800
Um what else we got?
01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:05.760
Um, I mean, I got this one, but I mean I don't think you've seen it.
01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:07.679
Uh Percy Jackson season three.
01:03:08.400 --> 01:03:09.199
You ever been a child?
01:03:09.440 --> 01:03:10.239
I don't really give a fucking.
01:03:10.480 --> 01:03:10.880
That's what I thought.
01:03:11.039 --> 01:03:12.320
I don't give a fuck about Percy Jackson.
01:03:12.559 --> 01:03:14.159
Vision Quest trailer.
01:03:14.400 --> 01:03:15.760
Vision Quest.
01:03:16.639 --> 01:03:18.079
Fucking goddamn, Dave.
01:03:18.159 --> 01:03:20.079
I'm I'm psyched for Vision Quest, man.
01:03:20.400 --> 01:03:22.480
We haven't seen Vision in how fucking long, man.
01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:24.159
Have you watched the trailer?
01:03:24.400 --> 01:03:25.039
I've heard about it.
01:03:25.199 --> 01:03:25.920
I haven't watched the trailer yet.
01:03:26.159 --> 01:03:26.960
I've heard about it.
01:03:27.039 --> 01:03:29.840
Uh when I heard the news, I heard the news that got excited.
01:03:29.920 --> 01:03:31.119
When I heard the news that got excited.
01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:32.320
Well, it looks very good.
01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:50.480
So the the premise of the show looks like Vision is alive in the world and using his human avatar, Paul Bettany, to like work in a bar, and there's a there's like a wood scratched in that says W plus Um V, Wanda plus Vision.
01:03:50.719 --> 01:04:13.679
So the bartender says, I remember when you and that red lady hit haired girl used to come here, and then vision leaves, and he goes what looks like into like his mind palace, and within his mind palace are Friday, Jarvis, Dummy, and um Fucking Jane Spader.
01:04:14.320 --> 01:04:15.760
Ultron now Ultron.
01:04:16.239 --> 01:04:23.199
So Ultron's in the trailer, and he's in the trailer as his Ultron robotic form, and they're in this virtual reality world.
01:04:23.519 --> 01:04:33.920
And in the trailer, Paul Bettney looks at him, he says, human avatars only, and then James Spader's Ultron transforms into James Spader, the giant beard.
01:04:34.079 --> 01:04:35.119
That's fucking cool.
01:04:35.280 --> 01:04:40.719
And it's it's implied within the show, within the trailer that Ultron, well, Ultron is his father.
01:04:41.760 --> 01:04:43.599
Yeah, Ultron is Vision's father.
01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:47.199
He created Vision to inhabit, like to inhabit his body.
01:04:47.440 --> 01:04:50.719
That's literally what happened in fucking Avengers fucking uh yeah.
01:04:50.880 --> 01:04:55.599
Yeah, so so in the show, he's like he's essentially alluding to him being called data and shit.
01:04:55.760 --> 01:05:06.159
And then the whole show, I think, is Vision becoming sentient and breaking back through into reality as himself as the robot vision.
01:05:06.239 --> 01:05:09.039
Because I don't think in the comic books vision had the mind stone or anything.
01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:17.360
I think he was just vision, and then they made that shit into the MCU or he had to die for the stone, and they were like, we don't want him to die because he's kind of the shit.
01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:17.760
Yeah.
01:05:17.920 --> 01:05:23.599
So they're bringing him back, and I think they're introducing their other kid from Agatha All Along.
01:05:23.760 --> 01:05:31.039
So Agatha all along introduced one of the Maximov kids after he died in the first WandaVision show when they got all cancelled.
01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:36.000
His spirit went into another kid, and I think in this one they're gonna introduce his other kid.
01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:41.280
Because in the trailer, Ultron is like, You gotta do it to save your kid, man.
01:05:41.360 --> 01:05:43.119
You gotta save your family.
01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:56.400
So I think it's gonna be a very trippy, very probably CGI heavy, um, maybe like local show that is like not super crazy, maybe mostly based in Visions Mind Palace.
01:05:56.559 --> 01:05:59.039
Yeah, that's like all like how like character study.
01:05:59.119 --> 01:05:59.440
Yeah, yeah.
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:01.440
Just like Hawanda Vision was.
01:06:01.519 --> 01:06:01.760
Yeah.
01:06:01.920 --> 01:06:02.159
Yeah.
01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:03.440
That makes sense.
01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:04.159
That makes sense.
01:06:04.320 --> 01:06:05.840
I can see that just by hearing you describe.
01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:07.360
I'm going to watch the trailer after this.
01:06:07.519 --> 01:06:12.239
But just like listening to you describe it, it seems like that's the direction they're going in.
01:06:12.559 --> 01:06:13.679
It looks pretty good.
01:06:13.920 --> 01:06:14.880
I'm not gonna lie.
01:06:14.960 --> 01:06:19.920
It seems like that shit was like overcast by our next thing.
01:06:20.159 --> 01:06:20.639
Yeah.
01:06:21.119 --> 01:06:22.719
The Doomsday preview.
01:06:22.960 --> 01:06:24.159
I loved it.
01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:26.239
Tell me what you loved about it.
01:06:28.639 --> 01:06:29.760
He's R farming.
01:06:29.840 --> 01:06:30.559
I love Doom.
01:06:30.719 --> 01:06:31.920
Doom was awesome.
01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:33.280
R farming.
01:06:33.440 --> 01:06:35.039
But I I have gripes about it too.
01:06:35.119 --> 01:06:38.159
It's I feels like a lot of the sacrifices that are made in Endgame.
01:06:38.559 --> 01:06:45.920
A lot of the sacrifices that are made in Endgame, especially, especially Captain America's sacrifices, don't mean jack shit.
01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:48.960
It's like, why are you bringing back all these legacy characters?
01:06:49.039 --> 01:06:56.239
And they got and when you I mean like you were like fucking like literally for two phases, we're establishing new characters.
01:06:56.480 --> 01:07:02.159
Why go back and bring back these legacy characters for when like you know, it's just member berries, it's member berries.
01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:16.559
Also, also my my first gripe is we should have seen Doom in a Fantastic Four film before we get Doom in an Avengers film.
01:07:16.800 --> 01:07:19.199
Yeah, and in credit scene for fucking 10 seconds.
01:07:19.519 --> 01:07:37.199
You don't you don't think that the majority, a good chunk of this film, especially even though this trailer is narrated that way, is going to be Vanessa Kirby just doing a monologue, talking about how Doom was their friend and how he could possibly be evil.
01:07:37.360 --> 01:07:37.679
Yeah.
01:07:37.920 --> 01:07:43.760
Because at the end of this, at the end of the Fantastic Four movie, they come in the room like they they know Victor.
01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:44.000
Yeah.
01:07:44.239 --> 01:07:45.679
They know Victor Von Doom.
01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:50.880
So it's crazy how it's also weird how they didn't include him in like the space trip in that movie.
01:07:51.039 --> 01:07:53.440
It would have been very easy to just be like, oh, Victor was also there, whatever.
01:07:54.239 --> 01:07:55.360
Because he was there in the comics.
01:07:55.599 --> 01:07:57.360
Had to have been, how did he get his powers?
01:07:57.440 --> 01:07:57.760
Yeah.
01:07:57.920 --> 01:08:01.199
In in this MCU trailer, it looks so crazy.
01:08:01.440 --> 01:08:05.679
Him fucking flying out of Avengers Tower ruined is wild.
01:08:05.760 --> 01:08:06.719
That shot is crazy.
01:08:07.039 --> 01:08:07.920
That shot is crazy.
01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:09.840
That shot is so cool.
01:08:10.239 --> 01:08:21.520
Um, also, have you seen online that um they have released footage or character grabs from Victor Von Doom's minions?
01:08:21.600 --> 01:08:23.199
I guess you would call it disciples.
01:08:23.279 --> 01:08:23.520
Yeah.
01:08:23.760 --> 01:08:26.239
And do you know who those were in the comic books?
01:08:26.560 --> 01:08:27.520
Doctor Strange.
01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:29.359
Doctor Strange is one of them.
01:08:29.520 --> 01:08:35.520
And they are probably going to include Cleo from the end of Doctor Strange Part 2.
01:08:35.920 --> 01:08:38.000
It looks like there's one of them that looks like Doctor Strange.
01:08:38.079 --> 01:08:39.119
The other one is like purple.
01:08:39.199 --> 01:08:40.960
She has like purple robes flowing from her.
01:08:41.680 --> 01:08:42.800
Has to be Cleo.
01:08:43.520 --> 01:08:47.279
So Doctor Strange is gonna be definitely working with Victor Von Doom in this movie.
01:08:47.439 --> 01:08:47.600
Yeah.
01:08:47.840 --> 01:08:50.720
Very akin to the comic books, trying to stop the incursions.
01:08:50.880 --> 01:08:51.199
Yeah.
01:08:51.920 --> 01:08:53.119
Very interesting, man.
01:08:53.199 --> 01:09:04.079
I don't I uh I think it's gonna be good, but I think it's also gonna be like the end of the MCU unless unless they just start killing the X-Men franchise.
01:09:04.239 --> 01:09:08.079
Well, unless they just start like just doing the best they can do with that thing.
01:09:08.399 --> 01:09:14.560
I feel like this is like the I feel like uh like um Secret Wars is basically like uh the great reset.
01:09:14.880 --> 01:09:15.359
Yeah, yeah, of course.
01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:17.920
And we're gonna go we're gonna go into the mutant era.
01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:18.720
That's exactly what it is.
01:09:18.880 --> 01:09:23.920
So then if we're talking about that, who is the first villain they bring in the mutant era?
01:09:24.239 --> 01:09:27.119
The first villain they bring in the mutant era is fucking Magneto.
01:09:27.680 --> 01:09:29.119
Well, in the in the boobies.
01:09:29.680 --> 01:09:31.439
You think he's gonna be the main first villain?
01:09:31.520 --> 01:09:32.479
You don't think they're gonna play him?
01:09:32.640 --> 01:09:34.560
You don't think they're gonna play him as like an anti-hero?
01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:39.439
I think like in the fucking like uh in the MCU, yeah, he'll be an anti-hero.
01:09:39.520 --> 01:09:44.880
But I'm talking about I thought you were asking me the villain from the fucking uh from the original X-Men movies.
01:09:45.119 --> 01:09:47.359
Oh, we're talking about we're talking about the the reboot.
01:09:47.520 --> 01:09:50.720
Okay, who would the main who do you think the main villain is Apocalypse?
01:09:50.960 --> 01:09:51.359
Apocalypse?
01:09:51.520 --> 01:09:52.880
Apocalypse right away?
01:09:52.960 --> 01:09:54.479
I think I don't think they're gonna do it right away.
01:09:54.560 --> 01:09:55.680
I think they're gonna build up to it.
01:09:55.760 --> 01:09:56.640
I think obviously Mr.
01:09:56.800 --> 01:09:58.399
Sinister is gonna be the first villain.
01:09:58.640 --> 01:09:59.039
Yeah, Mr.
01:09:59.359 --> 01:10:01.119
Yeah, that's who Adam Driver is.
01:10:01.279 --> 01:10:01.920
Yeah, and he is Mr.
01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:02.239
Sinister.
01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:06.239
He he is a villain that wants to create the perfect mutant.
01:10:06.640 --> 01:10:08.479
Create the perfect mutant.
01:10:08.640 --> 01:10:12.159
And uh in in mutant lore, the perfect mutant is apocalypse.
01:10:12.239 --> 01:10:12.560
Yeah.
01:10:12.720 --> 01:10:17.119
So I think it's gonna be him, him gathering, him, Mr.
01:10:17.199 --> 01:10:24.319
Sinister gathering the four horsemen of the apocalypse, finding the perfect mutants to resurrect apocalypse.
01:10:24.880 --> 01:10:25.279
Yeah.
01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:26.399
I think Mr.
01:10:26.479 --> 01:10:33.920
Sinister is going to be uh uh a minion, not really a minion, but uh, a worker for apocalypse.
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:36.239
I think it's only gonna be building up to apocalypse.
01:10:36.319 --> 01:10:40.880
I don't know who else I could be adding to this, like who is gonna be the next big villain in the MCU?
01:10:40.960 --> 01:10:44.319
Because that's what it's gonna be when this reset happens after Secret Wars.
01:10:44.399 --> 01:10:46.479
That's the MCU now is the mutant saga.
01:10:47.439 --> 01:10:48.479
So who's the next big villain?
01:10:48.640 --> 01:10:50.880
The next big villain case, like, oh yeah, you have a Mr.
01:10:50.960 --> 01:10:55.840
Sinister, and fucking uh then yeah, you have Apocalypse, and then eventually you're gonna have Dark Phoenix.
01:10:56.000 --> 01:11:03.279
But are they really gonna fucking like rehash like the fucking the Fox fucking saga and just like do it in Marvel?
01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:04.720
Like, I don't know, they gotta do something.
01:11:04.960 --> 01:11:05.520
They gotta do something.
01:11:06.079 --> 01:11:08.159
You just rehashed it in in your words.
01:11:08.319 --> 01:11:12.399
I think I think the only thing that they would rehash is Apocalypse.
01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:14.960
I don't I think it's still way too early to do Dark Phoenix.
01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:15.920
Yeah, because they already did it.
01:11:16.479 --> 01:11:17.119
I think it's crazy.
01:11:17.279 --> 01:11:22.239
I think it's I think it's crazy to do Dark Phoenix saga this early in these X-Men movies.
01:11:22.319 --> 01:11:24.479
You know what I think would be built to Apocalypse.
01:11:24.720 --> 01:11:32.720
I feel like I feel like Apocalypse needs a fucking um um um re redemption because apocalypse was done terribly in the fucking Fox franchise.
01:11:32.880 --> 01:11:35.680
You had Oscar Isaac playing apocalypse for fuck's sake, man.
01:11:35.760 --> 01:11:36.239
Like, come on.
01:11:36.640 --> 01:11:40.479
I love Oscar Isaac as an actor, man, but he wasn't apocalypse.
01:11:40.640 --> 01:11:51.680
Apocalypse is supposed to be like this fucking great big behemoth of a man, but you got this fucking like five foot five, like little fucking Iranian motherfucker playing fucking apocalypse.
01:11:51.840 --> 01:11:55.920
Okay, so Black Panther 3, they they discover Storm.
01:11:56.399 --> 01:11:57.520
Storm is in the movie.
01:11:57.760 --> 01:12:05.359
They also discover ancient texts of a great mutant, old mutant, only being described as apocalypse.
01:12:07.119 --> 01:12:14.479
Shang-Chi 2 rings associated with an ancient civilization, the Shang-Chi rings.
01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:15.359
Apocalypse.
01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:18.000
Back in back in era, Apocalypse.
01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:21.279
What's this what's the what will be the third one?
01:12:22.960 --> 01:12:23.439
Fuck.
01:12:24.000 --> 01:12:28.479
It's gotta be an ancient in they could do eternals, but that would suck.
01:12:28.640 --> 01:12:29.279
Yeah.
01:12:30.079 --> 01:12:32.000
I don't want to see eternals come back at all.
01:12:32.239 --> 01:12:33.600
Just fucking leave that shit in the dirt.
01:12:33.760 --> 01:12:33.920
I do.
01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:35.359
I want to see the speedster come back.
01:12:35.439 --> 01:12:37.840
That was the best speedster in uh cinematic shit.
01:12:37.920 --> 01:12:38.560
I think I've been.
01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:42.720
Speedster was great, and she was deaf who was sick, and she had fat titties, great.
01:12:42.800 --> 01:12:44.800
Yeah, fucking fat titties all the way.
01:12:45.439 --> 01:12:56.880
Yeah, but I think in the maybe, maybe in the next in the next version of the cinematic universe of Marvel, it is no longer Avengers movies that are coming out.
01:12:57.119 --> 01:12:58.880
No, it's all gonna be fucking like X-Men basically.
01:12:59.119 --> 01:13:02.720
The main movies from the thing are gonna be X-Men movies.
01:13:02.880 --> 01:13:03.119
Yeah.
01:13:03.359 --> 01:13:07.119
So, you know, introduce X-Men, whatever, blah, blah, blah, here, X-Men, blah, blah, blah.
01:13:07.520 --> 01:13:10.319
By the end of the arc, Apocalypse is here.
01:13:10.479 --> 01:13:11.039
Yeah.
01:13:12.720 --> 01:13:15.680
Okay, so it's like but then like, okay, so that's another thing.
01:13:15.840 --> 01:13:28.239
So like uh if if if if if Avengers Um Secret Wars is basically the fucking ending of the Avengers and giving the Avengers a send-off, wasn't that essentially what fucking endgame was supposed to be?
01:13:28.560 --> 01:13:32.560
Yeah, but but they didn't do it well enough, so they had to like we gotta redo it.
01:13:32.800 --> 01:13:34.479
Like mul they said mulligan.
01:13:34.960 --> 01:13:36.000
They said Mulligan, please.
01:13:36.239 --> 01:13:37.520
Mulligan, let's try it again.
01:13:37.760 --> 01:13:40.319
Uh the thing is they had it set up for Thanos.
01:13:40.800 --> 01:13:45.359
Thanos was set up like fucking, like fucking for like 10 years until they fucking introduced him.
01:13:45.439 --> 01:13:45.760
Yeah, literally.
01:13:46.399 --> 01:13:49.760
There's like multiple, like fucking, we there's a build up to Thanos.
01:13:50.159 --> 01:13:51.840
There's no build up to Doom.
01:13:52.079 --> 01:13:57.439
As awesome as Doom is as a character, well, we're only gonna see him in fucking two movies, and that's fucking it.
01:13:57.680 --> 01:14:01.119
Okay, so I actually forgot to save this, but I have it pulled up right now.
01:14:01.279 --> 01:14:02.960
So have you seen this?
01:14:03.279 --> 01:14:08.239
Marvel has released a list of essential projects to watch before Avengers Doomsday.
01:14:08.479 --> 01:14:09.439
You haven't seen this?
01:14:09.680 --> 01:14:11.119
Uh, I think we talked about it like last time.
01:14:11.279 --> 01:14:11.840
No, we didn't.
01:14:12.239 --> 01:14:12.800
No, they didn't.
01:14:12.960 --> 01:14:13.600
Okay, okay, okay.
01:14:13.760 --> 01:14:15.119
You're ready for me to name them out.
01:14:15.279 --> 01:14:17.439
Okay, well, if you talked about it last time, then what the fuck are they?
01:14:17.600 --> 01:14:20.319
Well, like apparently this is a direct sequel to Endgame.
01:14:20.560 --> 01:14:23.119
Yeah, no, well, that's well, so yeah, we talked about that last time.
01:14:23.279 --> 01:14:26.800
They're re-releasing Endgame, calling it Endgame Encore.
01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:27.039
Okay.
01:14:27.359 --> 01:14:32.000
And then they're they're made they're creating new scenes in that which directly relate to Doomsday.
01:14:32.159 --> 01:14:32.319
Okay.
01:14:32.399 --> 01:14:33.600
Okay, now we release the video.
01:14:34.079 --> 01:14:36.479
This was just released maybe like, hold on, let's see.
01:14:37.359 --> 01:14:38.880
This was released two days ago.
01:14:39.039 --> 01:14:39.680
Okay, fuck it.
01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:40.079
Read it out.
01:14:40.239 --> 01:14:40.720
Two days ago.
01:14:40.800 --> 01:14:44.640
Marvel has released a list of essential projects to watch before Avengers Doomsday.
01:14:44.720 --> 01:14:45.279
Are you ready for them?
01:14:45.439 --> 01:14:46.399
I'm fucking ready for it.
01:14:46.479 --> 01:14:47.680
How long is this fucking list?
01:14:47.840 --> 01:14:49.520
I think it's only like 10 or 12 movies.
01:14:51.039 --> 01:14:51.680
Not that many.
01:14:51.920 --> 01:14:53.760
First one, X-Men.
01:14:53.920 --> 01:14:54.560
And then hold on.
01:14:54.640 --> 01:14:59.840
As I name out these movies, I want you to tell me how relevant they are to us watching this next project.
01:15:00.079 --> 01:15:00.399
Okay.
01:15:00.800 --> 01:15:02.720
X-Men, out of 10.
01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:06.800
X-Men came out fucking way over 20 years ago.
01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:07.520
How is that relevant?
01:15:07.840 --> 01:15:10.159
I'll give it a fucking 5 out of 10 relevancy.
01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:13.039
I'll give it a 5 out of 10 relevancy.
01:15:13.279 --> 01:15:16.800
Relevancy, I would say the only relevancy I would say is just for the legacy characters.
01:15:17.199 --> 01:15:18.560
You know what's going to blow your mind?
01:15:18.880 --> 01:15:19.760
Second movie?
01:15:20.079 --> 01:15:20.800
X2.
01:15:21.600 --> 01:15:22.560
Another five out of ten.
01:15:22.880 --> 01:15:23.680
Another five out of ten.
01:15:23.920 --> 01:15:24.319
Wow.
01:15:24.640 --> 01:15:25.439
Relevancy, yeah.
01:15:25.520 --> 01:15:25.840
Okay.
01:15:26.319 --> 01:15:28.399
I know there were a leak.
01:15:28.560 --> 01:15:30.479
I'm not going to fucking say it, but you know.
01:15:31.199 --> 01:15:33.760
Well, we said it on the last episode, so you might as well say it again.
01:15:33.840 --> 01:15:34.239
You don't remember.
01:15:34.560 --> 01:15:38.960
There's a whole week that fucking the X-Men are stopping an incursion on Toby McGuire's like Spider-Man World.
01:15:39.199 --> 01:15:41.840
And they fucking they all they all fucking die in that sequence.
01:15:41.920 --> 01:15:45.199
So it's like, how is it relevant to the whole plot?
01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:46.479
Just for member berries.
01:15:46.960 --> 01:15:48.000
Remember berries, exactly.
01:15:48.159 --> 01:15:48.720
It's so funny.
01:15:48.800 --> 01:15:51.359
We talk about things on the episode, and you're like, I don't think we should talk about it.
01:15:51.439 --> 01:15:53.039
I'm like, dude, we've talked about this already.
01:15:53.760 --> 01:15:54.479
Second movie.
01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:55.760
Third movie.
01:15:56.159 --> 01:15:58.560
Captain America, the first Avenger.
01:15:58.960 --> 01:16:05.520
Okay, well, um, I'm gonna give that a fucking seven out of ten relevancy because Captain America obviously plays a big role in the film.
01:16:05.680 --> 01:16:07.359
Like, fucking, we can see that through the tree.
01:16:07.680 --> 01:16:10.079
But I wonder who they're bringing back then from that movie.
01:16:10.159 --> 01:16:11.760
They must be bringing somebody back to the sky.
01:16:11.840 --> 01:16:13.119
Oh, they read Red Skull.
01:16:13.439 --> 01:16:14.800
But he's already on that blog.
01:16:14.960 --> 01:16:15.359
I hate that.
01:16:15.439 --> 01:16:16.239
I hate that.
01:16:16.640 --> 01:16:17.840
Fourth movie.
01:16:18.159 --> 01:16:19.359
The Avengers.
01:16:19.680 --> 01:16:22.479
Okay, that's a that's a that's an eight out of ten relevancy.
01:16:22.640 --> 01:16:23.279
Makes sense, right?
01:16:23.439 --> 01:16:23.600
Yeah.
01:16:23.760 --> 01:16:24.479
Oh, it makes sense.
01:16:24.720 --> 01:16:25.439
Oh, it makes sense.
01:16:25.680 --> 01:16:27.760
Third movie or fifth movie.
01:16:28.239 --> 01:16:30.239
Avengers Infinity War.
01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:32.479
That's another eight out of ten relevancy.
01:16:32.640 --> 01:16:33.279
Makes sense.
01:16:33.439 --> 01:16:34.079
Yeah.
01:16:34.960 --> 01:16:35.760
Sixth movie.
01:16:35.920 --> 01:16:37.279
Avengers endgame.
01:16:37.439 --> 01:16:39.039
That's a nine out of ten relevancy.
01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:43.439
Actually, no, that might that might be a ten out of ten relevancy because but it has to be the Avengers Encore one.
01:16:43.600 --> 01:16:44.720
Yeah, it has to be Avengers Encore.
01:16:45.199 --> 01:16:46.640
Yeah, because like apparently it's bridging the gap.
01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:47.520
It has to be that one.
01:16:47.600 --> 01:16:48.159
Yeah.
01:16:49.199 --> 01:16:50.159
Seventh one.
01:16:50.479 --> 01:16:50.880
Loki.
01:16:52.079 --> 01:16:54.239
That's that's another eight out of ten relevancy.
01:16:54.319 --> 01:17:02.079
I think that one is also very relevant because I think Tom Hiddleston has also said after these movies, he is finished with the character Loki.
01:17:02.479 --> 01:17:02.960
Yeah.
01:17:03.680 --> 01:17:07.760
I mean, like initially, fucking like uh he uh he started the whole multiverse saga.
01:17:07.920 --> 01:17:14.239
Fucking like his actions essentially like uh put the multiverse saga into fruition.
01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:18.079
So like yeah, give him give him his send-off and eight out of ten relevancy.
01:17:18.159 --> 01:17:18.560
Let's go.
01:17:18.640 --> 01:17:19.039
Yep.
01:17:19.359 --> 01:17:20.239
Alrighty.
01:17:20.800 --> 01:17:22.159
Shang Chi.
01:17:22.479 --> 01:17:24.479
We've only seen him in one fucking movie, man.
01:17:24.560 --> 01:17:26.159
How relevant is Shang Chi gonna be?
01:17:26.319 --> 01:17:30.000
That's what I'm saying about those ancient fucking ancient fucking fucking rings, bro.
01:17:30.159 --> 01:17:33.039
Yeah, but that's fucking like, you know, uh Yeah, it's true.
01:17:33.119 --> 01:17:35.279
Yeah, but that's apocalypse shit we're talking about earlier.
01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:36.000
That's very true.
01:17:36.079 --> 01:17:38.560
Then what does that have to do with the fucking new movie, right?
01:17:38.880 --> 01:17:40.399
Then what the fuck is that to do with fucking doomsday?
01:17:41.680 --> 01:17:42.800
It does make me think a little bit.
01:17:43.039 --> 01:17:45.920
What is the what do the rings have to do with doomsday?
01:17:46.800 --> 01:17:47.840
Must have to do with something.
01:17:47.920 --> 01:17:49.520
Because what else do they introduce in that movie?
01:17:49.600 --> 01:17:49.680
No.
01:17:50.239 --> 01:17:50.960
Giant Dragons?
01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:51.279
Yeah.
01:17:53.439 --> 01:17:56.000
I'm gonna give that another five out of ten relevancy for now.
01:17:56.079 --> 01:17:56.479
Let's see.
01:17:56.720 --> 01:17:59.760
Next one, Spider-Man, no way home.
01:18:00.079 --> 01:18:01.279
Spider-Man No Way Home.
01:18:01.439 --> 01:18:02.479
Multiversal?
01:18:02.800 --> 01:18:03.760
That's eight out of ten.
01:18:04.479 --> 01:18:05.279
Eight out of ten relevancy.
01:18:05.600 --> 01:18:07.039
Eight out of ten is really good.
01:18:08.000 --> 01:18:08.960
Next one.
01:18:09.199 --> 01:18:10.319
Black Panther.
01:18:10.479 --> 01:18:12.079
Wakanda forever.
01:18:17.119 --> 01:18:18.880
I'm gonna give that a fucking five out of ten.
01:18:19.119 --> 01:18:24.640
I'm giving it a at least a seven to eight because it introduces Namor as one of the first mutants.
01:18:24.880 --> 01:18:26.880
That is oh fuck, that's true.
01:18:26.960 --> 01:18:27.680
Yeah, that's right.
01:18:27.840 --> 01:18:28.159
That's right.
01:18:28.960 --> 01:18:31.840
And then Namor's also in the fucking trailer fucking for Doomsday.
01:18:32.159 --> 01:18:35.039
Namor's also introduced in that movie as a mutant, essentially.
01:18:35.439 --> 01:18:35.760
Yeah, yeah.
01:18:35.840 --> 01:18:36.399
Okay, you know what?
01:18:36.479 --> 01:18:37.760
Oh, yeah, well, I'm changing it.
01:18:38.239 --> 01:18:38.960
7 out of 10 for me.
01:18:39.119 --> 01:18:39.600
7 out of 10.
01:18:39.840 --> 01:18:40.399
That was up there.
01:18:40.479 --> 01:18:43.600
Also, not the best movie, but probably watch it.
01:18:44.000 --> 01:18:47.600
Yeah, I was basing it on my bias of like how much I dislike that movie.
01:18:47.760 --> 01:18:50.560
Some of the scenes in that movie bang, but it's way too long.
01:18:50.720 --> 01:18:50.960
Yeah.
01:18:51.119 --> 01:18:51.680
Way too long.
01:18:51.840 --> 01:18:53.920
I think it's Ryan Cooler's weakest film.
01:18:54.159 --> 01:18:54.960
Yeah, definitely.
01:18:55.119 --> 01:18:55.439
Yeah.
01:18:55.760 --> 01:18:58.079
Captain America Brave New World.
01:18:58.479 --> 01:19:00.000
Oh my fucking God.
01:19:00.159 --> 01:19:02.319
What's relevant about Captain America Brave New World?
01:19:02.479 --> 01:19:03.920
Isn't that crazy that's on this list?
01:19:04.079 --> 01:19:04.239
Yeah.
01:19:04.399 --> 01:19:05.039
That's crazy.
01:19:05.199 --> 01:19:07.119
You need to watch this piece of shit film.
01:19:07.279 --> 01:19:07.760
For what?
01:19:08.000 --> 01:19:08.319
For what?
01:19:08.479 --> 01:19:08.640
Nothing?
01:19:10.000 --> 01:19:12.239
For Red Hulk and the mention of Adam Antium?
01:19:12.399 --> 01:19:12.880
Well, I know.
01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:14.079
I really didn't get it either.
01:19:14.159 --> 01:19:15.039
And lots of the lots of people.
01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:17.279
They mentioned Adam Antium.
01:19:17.359 --> 01:19:17.840
Is that why?
01:19:18.000 --> 01:19:20.000
They gotta watch it because they mentioned Adam Antium.
01:19:20.319 --> 01:19:20.800
Five out of ten.
01:19:20.960 --> 01:19:21.199
Fuck you.
01:19:21.439 --> 01:19:27.279
Lots of the people I see on this list when I see it come out, they were like, I'm never watching Captain Ameka Brave New World ever again.
01:19:27.359 --> 01:19:28.319
I'm never watching it ever again.
01:19:28.399 --> 01:19:30.399
I'm not gonna fucking don't force me to watch this marble.
01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:32.479
Why is it relevant?
01:19:32.560 --> 01:19:34.239
Because they mentioned Adam Antium.
01:19:34.319 --> 01:19:34.720
Fuck you.
01:19:34.800 --> 01:19:35.439
Five out of ten.
01:19:35.600 --> 01:19:36.399
I don't give a shit.
01:19:36.640 --> 01:19:37.520
Next one.
01:19:38.000 --> 01:19:39.920
Deadpool and Wolverine.
01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:40.479
Okay.
01:19:40.720 --> 01:19:42.479
That's also dealing with multiversal shit.
01:19:42.560 --> 01:19:44.079
It also happens in the same world as Loki.
01:19:44.479 --> 01:19:47.199
That's that might be another eight out of ten relevancy right there.
01:19:47.359 --> 01:19:47.680
Honestly.
01:19:47.920 --> 01:19:48.800
I think it also might be.
01:19:48.880 --> 01:19:49.279
It's crazy.
01:19:49.439 --> 01:19:55.520
I think it's gonna be crazy how much that maybe affects the next, like the Avengers movie.
01:19:55.600 --> 01:19:55.760
Yeah.
01:19:55.920 --> 01:19:58.319
How much that movie might actually play into it.
01:19:58.479 --> 01:19:58.960
Yeah, exactly.
01:19:59.920 --> 01:20:01.920
I think that might actually be an 8 out of 10.
01:20:02.239 --> 01:20:03.279
8 out of 10 relevancy.
01:20:03.600 --> 01:20:03.840
Let's go.
01:20:05.439 --> 01:20:05.760
Okay.
01:20:06.640 --> 01:20:10.880
Next, we are gonna do Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness.
01:20:11.119 --> 01:20:14.880
As much as the movie fucking sucks, it also might be an 8 out of 10 relevancy.
01:20:15.039 --> 01:20:16.159
I think it might be up there, right?
01:20:16.239 --> 01:20:18.239
Just for the fact that it is a multiverse movie, right?
01:20:18.479 --> 01:20:19.119
Yeah.
01:20:19.520 --> 01:20:20.640
And it's Doctor Strange.
01:20:20.720 --> 01:20:27.680
We know like fucking, like if Doctor Strange is gonna be like stopping incursions with Doctor Doom, Doctor Strange is fucking he's relevant, man.
01:20:27.760 --> 01:20:28.720
Fucking like come on, let's go.
01:20:29.039 --> 01:20:29.920
80's good.
01:20:30.000 --> 01:20:35.039
Alright, next one I think is gonna take you for a spin, but I think I agree why it might be higher.
01:20:35.359 --> 01:20:36.479
Thunderbolts.
01:20:38.960 --> 01:20:41.600
Well, higher because of fucking of a sentry problem.
01:20:41.920 --> 01:20:46.640
That's the only reason I think I think that's the only reason why it should be higher than we think.
01:20:46.880 --> 01:20:48.640
Because sentry is so powerful.
01:20:48.800 --> 01:20:49.279
Yeah.
01:20:49.520 --> 01:20:51.439
That's the only reason why I think it should be higher.
01:20:51.600 --> 01:20:52.079
Yeah.
01:20:52.239 --> 01:20:54.800
I think that's that's a fucking 9.5 of my 10-year-old.
01:20:55.199 --> 01:20:55.840
9.5?
01:20:56.319 --> 01:20:56.479
Yeah.
01:20:56.720 --> 01:20:57.680
Oh my god.
01:20:57.840 --> 01:20:59.279
Gentlemen, ladies.
01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:01.760
We have had a historical score right now.
01:21:01.920 --> 01:21:02.560
Yeah.
01:21:02.960 --> 01:21:09.199
Last movie on the list, my friend, for the watch list for Avengers Doomsday.
01:21:09.600 --> 01:21:10.399
Can you guess?
01:21:10.720 --> 01:21:12.000
Probably Fantastic Four.
01:21:12.239 --> 01:21:14.479
Fantastic Four! That's a 10.
01:21:15.279 --> 01:21:17.359
There's a 10, I don't know, 10-year eleventh C right there.
01:21:17.520 --> 01:21:20.079
It's the only one that makes sense to put it the highest, right?
01:21:20.479 --> 01:21:21.600
It's the only one that makes sense.
01:21:21.760 --> 01:21:24.479
You know what's crazy about the about the movie coming out though?
01:21:24.640 --> 01:21:32.880
And because we've only seen it really in this trailer, is that Reed and Victor Von Doom have really never interacted ever.
01:21:33.039 --> 01:21:33.199
Yeah.
01:21:33.359 --> 01:21:34.880
And they're supposed to be like best friends, right?
01:21:34.960 --> 01:21:35.039
Yeah.
01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:36.479
They're supposed to be like homies.
01:21:36.640 --> 01:21:39.199
And it's like they've never really shown that.
01:21:39.439 --> 01:21:43.600
So the scene in the trailer where he's like, Did you do this, Victor?
01:21:43.840 --> 01:21:48.479
And it's like, that doesn't hit as hard unless they establish a backstory.
01:21:48.640 --> 01:21:48.720
Yeah.
01:21:48.960 --> 01:21:51.199
Which I think is what Vanessa Kirby is doing in that movie.
01:21:51.760 --> 01:21:53.680
This is gonna be like a flashback sequence.
01:21:53.920 --> 01:21:56.319
It's gotta be at least, I think, I think you know what it is?
01:21:56.479 --> 01:21:58.319
Because it's it looks like it's in Wakanda.
01:21:58.560 --> 01:21:58.800
Yeah.
01:21:58.960 --> 01:22:06.159
I think what it is is End of Fantastic Four, they arrive in the universe, crash in Wakanda.
01:22:06.399 --> 01:22:10.880
Yeah, talk to Wakondans about Victor Von Doom.
01:22:11.279 --> 01:22:13.600
That's where the whole speech comes from.
01:22:13.920 --> 01:22:17.920
Within that, they start to realize that Victor might not be so nice.
01:22:18.079 --> 01:22:18.399
Yeah.
01:22:18.800 --> 01:22:21.600
Then they start realizing these fucked up incursions.
01:22:21.760 --> 01:22:23.199
Oh no, Victor, did you do this?
01:22:23.279 --> 01:22:26.319
Or traveling to different universes, figuring out what's going on.
01:22:26.399 --> 01:22:27.600
Because Victor is also traveling.
01:22:27.680 --> 01:22:28.560
He's got to be traveling.
01:22:28.800 --> 01:22:29.600
Yeah, definitely.
01:22:30.159 --> 01:22:30.800
Oh man.
01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:32.800
Do you think we'll get the iconic scene?
01:22:32.880 --> 01:22:39.199
Fucking like I I heard a theory that bringing Thanos back for fucking for um for Doomsday.
01:22:39.279 --> 01:22:48.960
And I think they may do I think they might do the iconic scene in the comics where Doomsday kills Thanos by ripping out his fucking spine.
01:22:50.720 --> 01:22:53.840
That's fucking like if they fucking do that shit, that'd be crazy.
01:22:54.000 --> 01:23:00.000
Fuck yeah, like fuck you, like Doom just fucking just reaches into Thanos' body and tears his fucking spine out of him.
01:23:00.560 --> 01:23:08.880
I think that would be crazy as well, but then it would also fall into the line for me of bringing back characters just to kill them.
01:23:09.039 --> 01:23:09.199
Yeah.
01:23:09.359 --> 01:23:12.159
And it's like, how many times can you do that in one movie?
01:23:12.399 --> 01:23:15.600
Well, you do it with the X-Men, because obviously all the X-Men are gonna die.
01:23:15.920 --> 01:23:17.199
Yeah, they're all gonna fucking die.
01:23:17.439 --> 01:23:21.359
Maybe they might not all die because we've still got one more fucking Avengers movie.
01:23:21.439 --> 01:23:21.600
Yeah.
01:23:21.920 --> 01:23:22.800
They might not all die.
01:23:23.279 --> 01:23:24.720
Some of them might serve that's the thing.
01:23:24.800 --> 01:23:31.920
So people are forgetting that this is only the first of two Avengers movies that are happening, and they're filming them back to back.
01:23:32.079 --> 01:23:32.720
Yeah.
01:23:33.199 --> 01:23:36.479
First movie, maybe some of the X-Men die, a good chunk of them.
01:23:36.640 --> 01:23:39.199
The rest of them leave to fight in Battle World.
01:23:39.359 --> 01:23:45.439
Maybe he because I think in the comic, he takes, I don't, I think he might take people from different worlds.
01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:46.159
He does.
01:23:46.640 --> 01:23:47.520
He brings in the battle world.
01:23:47.680 --> 01:23:49.840
That's that's what happens in fucking Secret Wars.
01:23:50.239 --> 01:23:50.640
That's the thing.
01:23:50.800 --> 01:23:54.000
Nobody's gonna want to, nobody's gonna be like, oh my god, so cool.
01:23:54.159 --> 01:23:56.079
People are gonna care about member berries.
01:23:56.159 --> 01:23:56.319
Yeah.
01:23:56.479 --> 01:24:01.760
People are gonna care about all these memorable characters that they brought back just to put in this battle world to do that shit.
01:24:01.920 --> 01:24:02.079
Yeah.
01:24:02.319 --> 01:24:14.800
It would be interesting if they did the battle world shit, brought all the characters that we know, but also brought alternate characters that we didn't know that were the same that were fighting in Battle World.
01:24:14.960 --> 01:24:15.119
Yeah.
01:24:15.359 --> 01:24:16.319
I think that would be fun.
01:24:16.640 --> 01:24:21.920
And it would also keep a lot of main actors' characters in play that you have brought back.
01:24:22.159 --> 01:24:23.279
It would make sense too.
01:24:23.359 --> 01:24:27.039
Why fucking why they casted Robert Downey Jr.
01:24:27.199 --> 01:24:29.039
as fucking Victor Von Doom.
01:24:29.600 --> 01:24:30.399
Why is that?
01:24:30.560 --> 01:24:31.760
I don't I don't follow you.
01:24:32.239 --> 01:24:33.199
Fucking variant.
01:24:33.359 --> 01:24:33.840
Oh, yeah.
01:24:33.920 --> 01:24:35.199
I don't want them to do that.
01:24:35.359 --> 01:24:38.079
I don't want them to, I don't want him to be a Tony Stark variant.
01:24:38.159 --> 01:24:38.319
No.
01:24:38.560 --> 01:24:39.600
I don't want that to happen.
01:24:39.760 --> 01:24:43.039
If they do inevitably do that, whatever, fine.
01:24:43.199 --> 01:24:48.800
But I remember reading that Victor Von Doom in this Doomsday movie wears the mask the whole time.
01:24:48.960 --> 01:24:49.119
Yeah.
01:24:49.199 --> 01:24:49.760
I heard that.
01:24:49.920 --> 01:24:50.800
No unmasking.
01:24:50.880 --> 01:24:51.039
Yeah.
01:24:51.199 --> 01:24:55.600
So he's wearing the mask, so it's nobody gonna be like, oh my god, it's Tony.
01:24:55.840 --> 01:25:01.039
And also, and also under the under the mask, he's fucking like completely fucking scarred up and unrecognizable.
01:25:01.199 --> 01:25:06.000
But do you think Franklin healed him in the end credits of Fantastic Four?
01:25:06.239 --> 01:25:07.920
Franklin touches his face.
01:25:08.159 --> 01:25:09.039
That's true.
01:25:09.279 --> 01:25:10.640
Yeah, I don't know.
01:25:11.119 --> 01:25:22.159
I mean, like, it would be cool to see, like, I know it seems like so cliche, like just like so in the nose and so fucking corny to have like a reveal of him taking off his mask, like Captain America would be like, Tony?
01:25:22.479 --> 01:25:23.199
Yeah, dude.
01:25:23.840 --> 01:25:24.479
You know what I'm saying?
01:25:25.039 --> 01:25:28.399
It would be exactly what every fan anticipated.
01:25:28.479 --> 01:25:28.560
Yeah.
01:25:28.880 --> 01:25:31.199
Since the announcement of Robert Downey Jr.
01:25:31.359 --> 01:25:32.399
playing Doctor Doom.
01:25:32.479 --> 01:25:32.800
Yeah.
01:25:32.960 --> 01:25:38.560
I don't know how good I feel about that, but I imagine certain people would think it's pretty fucking hype.
01:25:38.640 --> 01:25:38.800
Yeah.
01:25:39.039 --> 01:25:42.000
And I imagine if they did it well, it could be pretty fucking hype.
01:25:42.079 --> 01:25:49.760
Yeah, it's like if they do it well, it could add to the emotional weight of those two movies, especially like with from Captain America and Thor's point of view.
01:25:50.000 --> 01:25:52.319
Oh, so so so so oh, okay.
01:25:52.399 --> 01:25:54.960
I got I got a little let me let me do a little bit of writing here.
01:25:55.119 --> 01:26:01.680
So it comes to the point where they're about to take out Doom, and one of them pulls the mask off of him.
01:26:01.920 --> 01:26:03.119
And it looks like fucking Tony.
01:26:03.439 --> 01:26:05.600
It looks like Tony, and he pauses.
01:26:05.760 --> 01:26:06.079
Yeah.
01:26:06.239 --> 01:26:17.439
And then that's the end of not the end, but the pivotal mistake you made in that moment because you recognized your old friend, but it was actually somebody completely different.
01:26:19.039 --> 01:26:21.920
I think that might be fun if they just do that for like a moment.
01:26:22.000 --> 01:26:24.880
Where like where the mask gets pulled off.
01:26:24.960 --> 01:26:26.399
So that's also what I'm saying, also.
01:26:26.720 --> 01:26:27.600
Maybe the cliffhanger moment.
01:26:28.000 --> 01:26:29.600
Also, what I'm saying is very cliche.
01:26:29.760 --> 01:26:29.920
Yeah.
01:26:30.239 --> 01:26:31.600
This might be the most cliche thing ever.
01:26:31.760 --> 01:26:32.479
It's pretty cliche.
01:26:32.640 --> 01:26:33.920
It might be the most cliche thing ever.
01:26:34.000 --> 01:26:39.199
But pulling the mask off and having a little break, it might be the cliche thing that the universe needs to like.
01:26:39.600 --> 01:26:39.920
There we go.
01:26:40.000 --> 01:26:40.479
Yeah, exactly.
01:26:43.199 --> 01:26:45.199
People would see that as like emotional.
01:26:45.359 --> 01:26:45.680
Yeah.
01:26:45.920 --> 01:26:47.520
Especially if the right character did it.
01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:48.960
Maybe it's maybe Steve Rogers.
01:26:49.119 --> 01:26:49.840
It's gotta be Steve Rogers.
01:26:51.439 --> 01:26:52.720
Steve Rogers, yeah.
01:26:53.119 --> 01:26:54.079
I I agree with you.
01:26:54.159 --> 01:26:54.800
I agree with you.
01:26:54.960 --> 01:26:57.359
Or even oh, maybe that wouldn't work though.
01:26:57.520 --> 01:26:58.800
No, it's Mark Hulk.
01:26:58.960 --> 01:27:00.079
I feel like it only works with Steve Rogers.
01:27:00.319 --> 01:27:00.640
Steve Rogers.
01:27:01.840 --> 01:27:02.399
Steve Rogers.
01:27:02.640 --> 01:27:03.600
Or Spider-Man.
01:27:04.399 --> 01:27:05.920
Oh, that's a good one.
01:27:06.159 --> 01:27:08.159
Oh, never even double left.
01:27:08.720 --> 01:27:11.039
They both pulled double handed.
01:27:11.359 --> 01:27:13.840
They drew together like, whoopsie, we touched hands.
01:27:14.399 --> 01:27:15.199
Same time.
01:27:18.960 --> 01:27:20.159
That was very funny.
01:27:21.039 --> 01:27:22.079
Yeah, I don't know, man.
01:27:22.159 --> 01:27:27.359
I'm really excited for the movie, but I'm also like, like, I'm like, dude, that's the thing.
01:27:27.520 --> 01:27:33.119
So in in the preview that they showed at D23, where Doom is flying out of Avengers Tower.
01:27:33.279 --> 01:27:37.119
I don't know what about that shot, but it looks so good to me.
01:27:37.279 --> 01:27:38.880
It looks so cool.
01:27:39.039 --> 01:27:40.479
And showing that's the thing.
01:27:40.560 --> 01:27:43.439
I after that shot, I had to look up Doom's powers.
01:27:43.600 --> 01:27:45.279
Because I'm like, can he fly?
01:27:45.439 --> 01:27:46.079
Yeah, you can fly.
01:27:46.159 --> 01:27:46.319
Yeah.
01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:48.800
Dude, Dominican.
01:27:49.039 --> 01:27:51.439
Doctor Doom is like insanely powerful, dude.
01:27:51.600 --> 01:27:56.880
Fucking like, man, like it's actually pretty fucking insane how powerful he is.
01:27:57.760 --> 01:27:59.680
Like, he's like um like a con.
01:28:00.239 --> 01:28:00.800
Constant too.
01:28:04.399 --> 01:28:05.439
He's a a constant.
01:28:05.760 --> 01:28:09.199
They can't have too many constants they already said there was one constant in this universe.
01:28:09.520 --> 01:28:10.640
Oh, fucking Thanos.
01:28:10.960 --> 01:28:11.840
I am inevitable.
01:28:12.000 --> 01:28:13.359
I forget who I forget who they said.
01:28:13.600 --> 01:28:17.279
They already mentioned like um what do they call them?
01:28:17.359 --> 01:28:19.119
They called them uh it started with Loki.
01:28:20.479 --> 01:28:31.680
Anchor being anchor being in fucking they almost insinuated that Iron Man dying was like an anchor being dying.
01:28:31.840 --> 01:28:34.560
Yeah, and uh Wolverine dying is an anchor being dying as well.
01:28:34.800 --> 01:28:39.199
Like but also in that movie they fucking rip out Wolverine's fucking ribs, like I've said before.
01:28:39.600 --> 01:28:42.640
And Wolverine and Daredevil's just breaking out of Antium.
01:28:42.800 --> 01:28:43.520
Yeah, right, dude.
01:28:43.600 --> 01:28:48.800
Yeah, like when it when did Daredevil get when did Deadpool get superhuman strength to be able to do that?
01:28:49.039 --> 01:28:49.680
Yeah, right, dude.
01:28:49.760 --> 01:28:50.640
Yeah, right.
01:28:50.960 --> 01:28:52.399
He doesn't have superhuman strength.
01:28:52.800 --> 01:28:55.279
That movie does rule in certain points.
01:28:55.680 --> 01:28:56.720
It does rule in certain points.
01:28:57.039 --> 01:28:57.279
Yeah.
01:28:57.840 --> 01:29:00.720
Well, so it doesn't make sense, but okay, hold on.
01:29:00.880 --> 01:29:02.560
Let's see what else we got here, baby.
01:29:02.800 --> 01:29:04.560
Well, I got uh some strange news.
01:29:04.720 --> 01:29:06.720
Oh, yeah, hit me with the strange news, Daddy.
01:29:06.800 --> 01:29:08.000
We got 20 minutes.
01:29:09.600 --> 01:29:11.600
Strange news and Darwinism.
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Hosted by Sean Bouvier.
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So fucking this is the Darwin Awards Evolution in Action.
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And this story is called Man with Gas Can.
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So this one is basically a monument to the complete failure of common sense.
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A man was trying to put gasoline into his lawnmower, but apparently the gas can didn't have the right kind of spout for the mower.
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So he came up with a f with a solution.
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He found a styrofoam cup.
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He filled the cup up with gasoline, intending to use it to transfer the fuel into his lawnmower.
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Except gasoline and styrofoam don't exactly have a healthy relationship.
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That's a bad combo.
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That's a bad combo, dude.
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It's a weirdly bad combo.
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Like, man, this guy must have been like semi-homeless.
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Like styrofoam and gasoline.
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This dude wasn't fucking thinking.
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Damn, dude.
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Okay.
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So the cup began breaking apart, spilling gasoline all over him, dude.
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And here's the part that makes you wonder how humanity survived the Stone Age, my brother.
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The Darwin of Wars description of the book specifically identifies another gasoline story involving someone using a cigarette lighter to look inside of a gas can.
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That's fucking that's okay.
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So that I mean that might be true.
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Well, that might be something I would see on Thousand Ways to Die and be like, alright, that guy's a retard.
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Like ripping, ripping a Zippo.
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Look inside this gas.
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Hey, the zippy being like, dude, why isn't my shit lighting up?
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I don't know.
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Let's check, let's see how much gas I got left.
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Dude, I don't know how much gas I got left.
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Oh my god.
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So, like in other words, the book contains multiple examples of people looking directly at gasoline and apparently thinking to themselves, yeah, let's introduce some fire into this situation.
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Fucking that's just like the fucking retardation of mankind.
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Yeah.
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Let's like we went from the DMT chip, like it like shows like how complex the brain can be, but then you go and you fucking like see if you will do and shit like that.
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Like it's it's mind-boggling.
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Even the biggest thing I see still very much online is people like taking kerosene, spraying it all over their charcoal grill, yeah, and then lighting it up.
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Yeah.
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And it's like, dude.
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Like, what did you expect was gonna happen?
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I've seen so many videos of dudes lighting it up while they're still pouring kerosene, and the flame just immediately goes back and then catches all over the dude, and you're like, oh, this is so bad.
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How many times have you seen a video and you're like, oh, somebody's gonna die in this video, and you have to swipe past it?
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That's happened to me so many times.
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That's happened to me so many times the last couple days.
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I've been watching lots of like uh uh um body cam footage.
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Yeah, a lot of body cam footage I've been watching.
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You swipe, you swipe into it, and they're like, oh yeah, three people died in this video, and you're like, I don't want to see that.
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I can't see that.
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I don't want to see it.
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I don't as much as I'm cool with seeing it, I'm like, I don't want to see people die.
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Oh, did this person murdered three people in their drunk driving accident?
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Cool, don't want to see that.
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Like I've seen like videos like fucking, like, for instance, back to the gasoline talk, like uh dudes, like uh, like like uh it's a part of the Darwin awards too that people are just like fucking like completely um just like ignorant of like how gasoline works.
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And like you can see, you can see Darwinism in effect on fucking like on social media.
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Have you ever seen videos of like guys like there's an open fire and they're dumping like gasoline on the fire to like make the fire fucking like bigger and the gas can can just fire?
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And then they hold it for when you're gonna be able to get it, yeah, exactly.
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You're like, bro, throw it, please throw it, and then it explodes, and you're like, oh no.
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It's literally you're literally like watching Darwinism in real fucking time.
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It's it's absolutely insane.
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Darwin, the Darwin Awards were basically the modern version.
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The modern version of that is Tosh.0.
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Yeah.
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Tosh.0 is the greatest uh example of how dumb people are, and then Daniel Tosh would be like, yeah, come on my show and we'll talk about it.
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Yeah.
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But a lot of people like on the Darwin Awards, they actually like died.
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Like it's like fucking like guess what?
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That's what the Darwin Awards was based on.
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Yeah.
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It's called the survival of the fittest.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah.
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Darwin is.
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If you die, that's because you're not the fittest, dude.
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You suck.
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Uh, there's this one story that my dad told me about the Darwin Awards, which is absolutely absolutely batshit insane.
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Listen to this fucking story.
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Alright, so like there's this guy, and uh, he was on a date with this girl, and uh they went to a makeup point.
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Like, uh I forget where it was or what year my this is just like word of mouth what my dad told me.
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We read it from the book.
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So fake.
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Okay, this is a fake story, guys.
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Everybody, everybody remember.
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We're gonna Google it later and find if it's real.
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It's a fake story.
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Sean will put in the description if it's not a fake story, but I bet you it's a fake story.
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So this guy went to this makeup point with this girl, they're on top of a fucking like, oh, you know, and not on a mountain, but some hill, and they're fucking on the roof of his car, right?
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They're like fucking like on the hood of his car.
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And uh it was raining out, thunder, a fucking lightning bolt, went through his fucking asshole and fucking and he got fused to the girl.
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So like so like he got knocked out and the girl fucking died.
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That's the thing though, that's not a Darwin award.
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That's just an unlucky award.
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I know, but like keep listening.
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Oh, so he came back to life.
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So he wakes up and he sees a bear eating this bitch's face.
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How do you wake back up after getting lightning through your body?
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Well, fucking, like, he woke up.
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He was fused at the I don't know, fucking fused at the bitch, fucking bears eating this bitch's face.
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And he fucking like he was like like there, fucking like, you know, fucking, oh my god, what's gonna happen?
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The bear left and he fucking pute all over, he passes out again.
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Eventually, he was found by a group of Girl Scouts.
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Fucking they're on a fucking hike and fucking they fucking found this fucking dude's mangled body, fucking like his fucking how many fucking fucking fucking fuck.
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Yeah.
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Fucking fucking but yeah, how crazy is that?
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Like how woman how like how woman is fake.
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I don't know.
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If an electric shock went through my body, through my dick, into the other woman, we'd both be dead, brother.
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That's not a thing that you survive through.
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People have survived like lightning strikes before.
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Yeah, but on the top of a vehicle that is in that's all full of metal, yeah, but then banging on the top of a vehicle that's full of metal.
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Yeah.
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And then you're both getting electricity, but it only goes through your asshole, through your dick, but the metal is the only thing that is grounded there.
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It does see this.
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It's not gonna shoot through your asshole, it's gonna go to the metal.
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That's how lightning works.
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That's just like one story I heard from the Darwin Awards.
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It's a bad story.
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Because you know, it's a fun, it's a fun story to tell a young, newbile, like 13-year-old boy.
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Yeah.
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Hey, if you fuck on the top of a car, you might get electrocuted.
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Like, I understand that that's fun to tell your son.
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Don't fuck on the top of a car, you want to get electrocuted through your asshole.
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Yeah.
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I get that.
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Not real, though.
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Yeah.
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Not real.
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I'm gonna pull up that's the thing.
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I think it's more fun this way.
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I'm gonna pull up six Darwin Award stories next week.
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I'm gonna run through them and you're gonna guess which ones are real.
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Okay, that's great.
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I think that's more of a fun game.
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That's a fun game.
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Because guess what?
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All I like how what you're pulling out is real, but I think it's funner to make maybe even not four, maybe not six, maybe like four.
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Yeah, it's like too fake, too real.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So I'm gonna tell you four stories, and you have to guess which ones aren't real.
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Isn't that uh what do you think?
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It's fun.
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I think that that's fun.
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That's fun.
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And then I'll do the same for you fucking the week after.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, okay.
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Like, we're not gonna play it for points, but we'll just play it for fun.
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I think it'll be for fun.
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Because it it makes the story, like the news article portion of the game portion of the podcast a little bit more exciting than just reading news articles.
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Yes.
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Because then it is, I'm gonna read you a bunch of news articles.
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We can talk about them, but then at the end, you have to develop which ones are real.
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Okay.
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Because for the other two, you have to make it up.
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Okay.
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That's gonna be some good improv, I think.
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I like that.
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Okay, let's do that.
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That'll be fun.
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That'll be really fun.
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Alright, so this Darwin Award right here.
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This one is called Lawn Chair Larry.
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The Darwin Awards Evolution in Action.
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So, the story's about this man, Larry Walters.
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He had always wanted to fly, but poor eyesight kept him from becoming a pilot.
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So naturally, he came up with a completely reasonable alternative.
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Attach 45 weather balloons to a launcher.
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Seems, you know, seems ideal.
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Seems pretty fucking ideal.
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This guy's just doing up?
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Yeah, he's basically just doing up.
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He was doing up before up was even a like a conception, before up was even conceived.
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Maybe up is blue sleep based on the.
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Wait, so this Darwin Awards from years ago?
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Yeah, man, they're all from fucking.
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I'm not too sure what the year is.
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I forgot to be able to do that.
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Oh, gotcha.
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Okay.
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But like uh, they're all like all like undisclosed.
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But like uh Okay, so they're all made up.
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So all of these stories are fake.
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They're fucking real.
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These are real stories.
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Where did you find them on what website?
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Fucking like uh, well, there's there's books on the Darwin Awards, like like book one, there's like volume one, two, three, and so on.
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Did you download them off Torrent Day and then look through the books?
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Well, I was like looking at a wiki for the dad used to read the Darwin Awards.
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He had a fucking whole collection of them.
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Oh shit, hell yeah.
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Wik B is a foolproof website.
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Continue?
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Yeah.
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So fucking motherfucker.
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So he called the contraption the inspiration one.
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Leary apparently expected the chair to gently float about 30 feet above his backyard.
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He brought along like some sandwiches, beer, and a pellet gun.
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Yeah.
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Figuring he'd shoot a few balloons when he wanted to come back down.
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Smart, seems smart, right?
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How many balloons did he attach to a launch here?
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30.
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30 regular balloons.
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Fuck it.
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How many balloons did you fucking attach here?
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45 weather balloons.
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Weather balloons.
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Weather balloons, I think.
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Weather balloons, yes.
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So except it didn't stop at 30 feet.
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Fucking like, so it kept going up and up and up and up.
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It went fucking like high up.
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He went like 60, 16,000 feet in the air, he went up.
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So when his friends released him, Larry shot upward and eventually reached 16,000 feet.
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Like he fucking went like pretty fast.
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So now he's sitting in a lawn chair, thousands of feet in the air, right?
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With nothing but a pellet gun and Miller Light between himself and a very unfortunate situation.
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Okay.
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He was also drifting through the approach corridor for LAX.
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And airline pilots started reporting the bizarre object floating through the sky.
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It's just fucking launched.
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There's no year on this.
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Okay, like I'm gonna have to fucking Google the year.
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Okay, like he says it's just in a fucking in his like lawn chair fucking floating through LAX fucking with Miller lights and a fucking pellet gun.
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At 16,000 feet.
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Absolutely insane.
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So eventually Larry were.
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Yeah, okay, continue.
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Eventually Larry worked up the nerve to shoot some balloons and began descending.
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Unfortunately, the dangling equipment caught a power line, knocking out electricity in part of Long Beach, California.
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He eventually made it back to the ground and he was arrested.
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When the reporter asked him why he'd done it, Larry apparently replied, A man can't just sit around.
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That's wild.
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I need I'm gonna go home and look up this story because it seems like what?
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How?
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Yeah.
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So many more questions I'm sure you don't have the answer to.
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But let's just have fun with it.
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This guy's up there at drinking Miller lights with a fucking pellet gun shooting out balloons.
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Yeah.
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That was like his method to fucking get down, but he didn't know he was gonna like go like 16,000 feet in the air.
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Well then guess what?
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Larry must be a fucking retard.
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Yeah.
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Because weather balloons go high and they take fucking payloads.
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Exactly.
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40 weather balloons?
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Yeah.
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45 weather balloons.
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This guy never played just cause, obviously.
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This may have been before just cause.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna fucking Google this right now.
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I'm gonna go.
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Yeah, you Google it.
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And then when we next time when we have these stories in line, do more research.
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Yeah, what year was Launch Air Larry?
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Because this is fucking real.
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I know it's real because everything that happened in the fucking Darwin Award is basically fucking real.
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I don't think that's that's how it works.
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I think people can publish fake stuff.
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Maybe it's a real thing.
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Launch air there.
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It happened.
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Dude, it made a four-he made a 45-minute flight in a homemade aerostat made out of ordinary lawn chair.
01:41:49.359 --> 01:41:52.239
It happened July 2nd, 1982.
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Crazy.
01:41:53.439 --> 01:41:54.079
That's wild.
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But you know what's funny?
01:41:55.279 --> 01:41:57.359
It's like you're like, yo, it's not the Darwin Awards.
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It has to be real.
01:41:58.000 --> 01:42:00.319
It's like people saying, oh, it's on a thousand ways to die.
01:42:00.399 --> 01:42:01.279
It has to be real.
01:42:02.640 --> 01:42:03.039
They're fucker.
01:42:03.199 --> 01:42:03.840
That's a TV show.
01:42:04.000 --> 01:42:07.119
Well, A Thousand Ways to Die is like all Darwin Awards, basically.
01:42:07.279 --> 01:42:08.800
But they're also some of them are not real.
01:42:09.199 --> 01:42:09.680
Some of them are not real.
01:42:09.920 --> 01:42:12.319
There's 100% a lot of those that are not real.
01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:12.800
Yeah.
01:42:13.119 --> 01:42:19.600
Like the girl, the girl getting X-rayed to death because the doctor was banging his assistant and kept hitting the X-ray button.
01:42:19.840 --> 01:42:21.279
That's fucking fake as well, dude.
01:42:21.439 --> 01:42:22.319
Yeah, that's a fake story.
01:42:22.640 --> 01:42:23.199
That's a fake story.
01:42:23.439 --> 01:42:23.840
Come on, dude.
01:42:23.920 --> 01:42:24.399
It's television.
01:42:25.520 --> 01:42:26.159
Anyway, that's crazy.
01:42:26.479 --> 01:42:28.079
1982 is wild.
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That's like pre-everything.
01:42:29.760 --> 01:42:32.319
That's like he was like lit, he must have just really been bored then.
01:42:32.479 --> 01:42:33.840
Yeah, fucking he was pre-internet.
01:42:34.000 --> 01:42:35.840
He's like, dude, I gotta do something.
01:42:36.079 --> 01:42:38.079
Well, his quote, I'll pull it up again.
01:42:38.159 --> 01:42:39.199
What the fuck did he say here?
01:42:39.359 --> 01:42:40.319
Yeah, what am I gonna do?
01:42:40.399 --> 01:42:40.800
Just sit around.
01:42:40.960 --> 01:42:41.520
Yeah, well, yeah.
01:42:41.600 --> 01:42:42.239
What am I gonna do?
01:42:42.399 --> 01:42:43.039
Just sit around?
01:42:43.199 --> 01:42:43.600
Fucking.
01:42:43.760 --> 01:42:46.079
Yeah, a man can't just sit around.
01:42:46.319 --> 01:42:49.600
Yeah, that's that's an absolutely incredible sentence to say.
01:42:49.760 --> 01:42:51.039
Absolutely crazy that he didn't die.
01:42:51.279 --> 01:42:55.359
After being arrested for accidentally becoming an absolutely crazy airborne launcher.
01:42:55.760 --> 01:42:58.880
You think like the landing wouldn't be as smooth?
01:42:59.359 --> 01:42:59.840
Yeah.
01:43:00.079 --> 01:43:00.560
But yeah.
01:43:01.039 --> 01:43:06.159
Unless he's like shooting the fucking weather balloons like one by one, like slowly descending, you know, like fucking like Yeah, I guess.
01:43:06.399 --> 01:43:15.680
You still think it would like uh eventually like rapidly, like otherwise start descending too fast, or like I don't know, hit I guess he had a power line, but like what a what a lucky dude, man.
01:43:16.319 --> 01:43:19.760
That dude easily could have been also how like hey, hold on.
01:43:19.840 --> 01:43:22.479
This is the thing that's blowing my mind in a lawn chair.
01:43:22.640 --> 01:43:25.520
So you're in a lawn chair and you just you have to just sit.
01:43:25.680 --> 01:43:26.560
Like you can't move.
01:43:26.800 --> 01:43:30.079
Lawn chair doesn't have a lot of space, you're not strapped in.
01:43:30.159 --> 01:43:33.119
No, this motherfucker was just sitting in a lawn chair at 16,000 feet.
01:43:33.279 --> 01:43:37.119
I would there would be so many thoughts in my mind that would just say it just jump, dude.
01:43:37.920 --> 01:43:39.439
Fucking jump right now, dude.
01:43:39.520 --> 01:43:40.880
Dude, I'd be fucking scared shitless.
01:43:40.960 --> 01:43:41.760
I'd fucking shit myself.
01:43:41.920 --> 01:43:42.399
Just jump, dude.
01:43:42.479 --> 01:43:44.560
I'd be like, there'd be intrusive thoughts of me, just jump, dude.
01:43:44.640 --> 01:43:46.000
I'd be like, okay, I guess I'm jumping.
01:43:46.159 --> 01:43:46.319
No.
01:43:47.359 --> 01:43:48.239
This guy's a legend, dude.
01:43:48.319 --> 01:43:49.680
Launcher Larry's a legend.
01:43:50.800 --> 01:43:54.560
Alright, and then we're gonna end the episode off with a blind ranking.
01:43:54.720 --> 01:43:55.680
Oh, yeah, let's do it.
01:43:55.760 --> 01:43:57.039
Let's do it quick, because yeah.
01:43:57.199 --> 01:43:57.840
I'm down.
01:43:57.920 --> 01:43:58.479
This is fun.
01:43:58.560 --> 01:43:59.520
Oh, I forgot about this.
01:43:59.600 --> 01:44:00.000
Let's go.
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Alright, the blind ranking.
01:44:01.520 --> 01:44:06.560
Today we are doing five Spider-Man movies, and Raymond, you have to rank them.
01:44:07.119 --> 01:44:08.960
I'm so fucking nervous for real, dude.
01:44:09.039 --> 01:44:09.680
It's crazy.
01:44:09.920 --> 01:44:10.960
First movie is.
01:44:11.119 --> 01:44:12.479
Oh yeah, make sure to write it down too.
01:44:12.640 --> 01:44:14.159
Oh yeah, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:44:15.439 --> 01:44:16.560
Make sure to write down.
01:44:16.800 --> 01:44:17.520
Hold on, one second.
01:44:17.600 --> 01:44:17.920
One second.
01:44:18.000 --> 01:44:18.319
One second.
01:44:18.399 --> 01:44:19.840
Let me get a new note here.
01:44:20.399 --> 01:44:21.279
Okay, one.
01:44:21.359 --> 01:44:24.720
I'm gonna write them down just as I pick them, but we'll I'll rank them after picking up.
01:44:24.880 --> 01:44:25.359
Okay, right.
01:44:25.439 --> 01:44:28.399
So first movie right now is The Amazing Spider-Man.
01:44:29.279 --> 01:44:29.920
The first one?
01:44:30.159 --> 01:44:31.359
The Amazing Spider-Man.
01:44:31.680 --> 01:44:31.840
Four.
01:44:32.000 --> 01:44:32.720
It has to be a four.
01:44:32.880 --> 01:44:33.680
That's a four for you.
01:44:33.840 --> 01:44:34.640
Uh TASM.
01:44:34.800 --> 01:44:36.000
I'm gonna do TASM.
01:44:38.159 --> 01:44:44.319
TASM FORK TO MUVIN Number Two is Spider-Man 3.
01:44:45.199 --> 01:44:46.960
That's gotta be a five, right?
01:44:47.199 --> 01:44:48.720
Spider-Man 3.
01:44:48.880 --> 01:44:51.520
There's no way you could do a worse movie than that.
01:44:51.760 --> 01:44:53.840
Like, I'm like, there's like because I'm trying to think.
01:44:53.920 --> 01:44:56.720
I'm like, that has to be the worst Spider-Man movie.
01:44:56.880 --> 01:44:58.800
There's no way you can go lower than that.
01:44:58.960 --> 01:45:00.159
There's no fucking way.
01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:00.640
Okay.
01:45:00.800 --> 01:45:01.760
So the third one.
01:45:02.079 --> 01:45:04.159
So I already got four and five locked out here.
01:45:04.239 --> 01:45:05.680
I only have one, two, three left.
01:45:05.840 --> 01:45:08.560
Alright, so we have No Way Home next.
01:45:09.680 --> 01:45:12.720
No way Home's a good one, because I don't know what you're gonna add next.
01:45:12.880 --> 01:45:15.279
Because I don't know if you're gonna add animated Spider-Man movies.
01:45:15.439 --> 01:45:16.560
You haven't added one yet.
01:45:16.640 --> 01:45:17.600
You haven't done Across.
01:45:17.840 --> 01:45:18.640
You haven't done.
01:45:19.199 --> 01:45:20.239
Oh, okay.
01:45:20.319 --> 01:45:23.520
We're gonna what is this is which one was this?
01:45:23.680 --> 01:45:24.239
No Way Home.
01:45:24.399 --> 01:45:25.119
No Way Home, right?
01:45:25.199 --> 01:45:30.159
Okay, we're gonna do No Way Home and W H.
01:45:31.039 --> 01:45:36.000
We're gonna do fucking I'm gonna do two.
01:45:36.560 --> 01:45:37.039
I'm gonna do two.
01:45:37.199 --> 01:45:37.600
I'm gonna do two.
01:45:37.760 --> 01:45:38.319
I'm gonna do two.
01:45:38.640 --> 01:45:42.319
Next we have Brand New Day.
01:45:42.640 --> 01:45:45.359
No, I should have seen this one coming.
01:45:46.159 --> 01:45:50.000
Okay, well, if we're doing No Way Home versus Brand New Day.
01:45:50.319 --> 01:45:53.039
No Way Home is definitely better than Brand New Day.
01:45:53.279 --> 01:45:56.640
I mean, I mean I mean I mean Brand New Day is definitely better than No Way Home.
01:45:56.720 --> 01:45:57.439
So that's a two.
01:45:57.760 --> 01:45:59.439
So this has got to go one then, right?
01:45:59.520 --> 01:46:01.199
Uh so let's go four.
01:46:01.920 --> 01:46:03.279
Brand New Day.
01:46:03.520 --> 01:46:04.159
Number one.
01:46:04.479 --> 01:46:07.920
So this one has to be number three.
01:46:08.079 --> 01:46:08.479
Oh no.
01:46:08.960 --> 01:46:11.119
The last one is Spider-Man two.
01:46:11.920 --> 01:46:16.720
No, that's kind of been number one.
01:46:17.520 --> 01:46:18.880
Oh, that should have been number one.
01:46:19.199 --> 01:46:19.840
Damn it.
01:46:20.159 --> 01:46:20.880
Damn it.
01:46:21.920 --> 01:46:23.840
Spider-Man two is number three.
01:46:24.079 --> 01:46:24.640
Damn.
01:46:24.800 --> 01:46:27.199
That's fucking that's uh damn it.
01:46:27.439 --> 01:46:28.399
I wasn't sure you were.
01:46:28.640 --> 01:46:29.600
Oh, fuck, dude.
01:46:29.680 --> 01:46:30.159
That's a good one.
01:46:30.479 --> 01:46:31.279
That was good, eh?
01:46:31.600 --> 01:46:32.319
Fuck, dude.
01:46:32.560 --> 01:46:34.079
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:46:34.319 --> 01:46:34.960
Oh, that's a good one.
01:46:35.119 --> 01:46:35.680
Fuck, yeah.
01:46:35.760 --> 01:46:36.079
Hold on.
01:46:36.159 --> 01:46:37.359
So let's run through it, okay?
01:46:37.600 --> 01:46:42.159
So my first one is gonna be Spider-Man Brand of the Day.
01:46:42.319 --> 01:46:43.920
Crazy, wild, I don't know.
01:46:44.159 --> 01:46:47.119
Second one is gonna be Spider-Man No Way Home.
01:46:47.279 --> 01:46:48.079
Like, what?
01:46:48.720 --> 01:46:50.800
Third one, Spider-Man 2.
01:46:50.960 --> 01:46:53.520
Crazy how that got the second spot.
01:46:53.840 --> 01:46:56.479
What's like literally the best Spider-Man movie of all time?
01:46:56.800 --> 01:46:58.159
It's the best one, in my opinion.
01:46:59.439 --> 01:47:01.039
It's crazy how that got number through, bro.
01:47:01.199 --> 01:47:03.439
So this is why these blind rakings are fucking sick.
01:47:03.600 --> 01:47:03.920
I love it.
01:47:04.159 --> 01:47:06.159
TASM 1, got four.
01:47:06.239 --> 01:47:06.800
I mean, okay.
01:47:07.439 --> 01:47:08.640
Spider-Man 3, 5, yeah.
01:47:09.119 --> 01:47:09.600
I'm down with that.
01:47:10.000 --> 01:47:10.640
Those last two?
01:47:10.800 --> 01:47:11.600
Yeah, yeah.
01:47:12.640 --> 01:47:15.119
I was really cooking on the first two, and then they're the last three.
01:47:15.199 --> 01:47:16.800
I literally threw it all in the trash.
01:47:17.840 --> 01:47:19.520
I literally said, it's a nah.
01:47:19.840 --> 01:47:28.000
I wanted to like have like three really good Spider-Man movies as like the last fucking like three questions, and I just like see how they got fucking like, you know, like mixed up.
01:47:28.159 --> 01:47:30.159
Okay, I thought it was a good ranking system.
01:47:30.319 --> 01:47:31.680
That was a great ranking, bro.
01:47:32.159 --> 01:47:33.119
All right, y'all.
01:47:33.359 --> 01:47:36.640
I'm Sean Bouvier, and I am signing off.
01:47:36.800 --> 01:47:39.359
Raymond, do you want to take away the outro tool?
01:47:39.520 --> 01:47:41.680
Oh, hey, everybody.
01:47:42.000 --> 01:47:43.119
Thank you all for listening.
01:47:43.199 --> 01:47:44.800
It's been a great episode.
01:47:45.039 --> 01:47:46.319
We are the best.
01:47:46.640 --> 01:47:48.560
We are only gonna get better.
01:47:48.880 --> 01:47:50.319
Video coming soon.
01:47:50.560 --> 01:47:52.640
New studio coming soon.
01:47:52.880 --> 01:47:54.000
Don't wait.
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Just be ready.