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Speaker 1: Happy Halloween!
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Speaker 2: God, I love it.
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Speaker 1: I love that it's on a Saturday.
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Speaker 2: We've got your back-to-back classics today as you're getting ready. Maybe you're doing a party, taking the kids trick-or-treating. Maybe you're just staying home and watching scary movies on your own. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. Yeah, that's festive. That's super festive.
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Speaker 3: It is.
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Speaker 4: Hey, and a big, big thank you to everyone who visited our Instagram at Brooke and Jeffrey, our Facebook, our TikTok, our YouTube.
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Speaker 5: Yes, everyone who interacted, left.
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Speaker 2: Comments, told us what they thought, the good and the bad.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, the thousands of comments are really, truly incredible. We're still reading through them all.
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Speaker 2: Keep them coming. And just as a little tease, you definitely want to stick around there because we've got a big show announcement next week. So you guys are the first to know. Big show announcement next week.
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Speaker 5: Oh, and another thing.
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Speaker 1: While you're here, go to our YouTube today.
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Speaker 5: At Brick and Jeffrey, Jake did a compilation of all Halloween content as well.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
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Speaker 1: So an extra little bonus spooky stuff for you.
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Speaker 6: There you go.
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Speaker 1: There you go.
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Speaker 2: More of us than you can handle.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 2: Here we go. Let's get your classic started.
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Speaker 3: When you go to a haunted house, you expect to be scared.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you go.
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Speaker 3: That's why before entering any haunted house, I always put in a catheter to make sure I don't wet my costume and get scared. Just get that out of the way.
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Speaker 2: You could just insert that on your own.
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Speaker 3: Pop that in.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 3: Don't say pop. One of our listeners got more fear than he bargained for when he took his date to a haunted experience and something truly terrifying happened inside that was definitely not part of the act. And even scarier is now he's trusting us for help.
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Speaker 2: Not help removing his catheter, right?
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Speaker 3: No, I got that all on my own. Freddy Krueger got nothing on this Halloween-themed second date update. It's coming up right after this.
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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 8: Second date update.
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Speaker 3: I'll admit, I'm no dating expert. even though Brooke describes me as a chiseled god of romance.
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Speaker 2: I literally have never said that.
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Speaker 3: I heard it. I don't know everything.
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Speaker 2: I've never thought it, even.
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Speaker 3: You just say it. I don't understand. One thing that I would argue is kind of important, though, for a good date, is you should probably be in the same room, or at least the same building as them, for most of the night. Your date, Jeff?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: What?
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Speaker 2: Are virtual dates not a thing anymore?
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not counting the virtual stuff. And apparently that did not happen for one of our listeners, Mike, who lost track of his lady somewhere along the way. Now, Mike, don't feel bad. Even romance gods like ourselves make mistakes sometimes.
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Speaker 6: Right, bud? Yeah, that's true for sure.
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Speaker 2: Please tell me you're at like a huge party or something and that's why you couldn't find her.
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Speaker 3: That makes the most sense.
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Speaker 6: Right?
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Speaker 2: Like he just couldn't find the restaurant doesn't sound good.
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Speaker 6: No. It wasn't like that at all. I mean, I met Dakar online, you know.
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Speaker 2: What's her name? I'm sorry.
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Speaker 6: Dakar?
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Speaker 2: Dakar.
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Speaker 3: Dakar, okay. I thought you were buying a car. That's a cool unique name. So you said you met Dakar online on like a dating app?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, she posted something. She wanted to go for Halloween and stuff, like a haunted house, because she wanted to scream.
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Speaker 9: Oh.
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Speaker 3: We didn't think of a haunted house.
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Speaker 2: Now this makes sense.
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Speaker 10: I thought it was cute if I said, well, listen, I'll make you scream, and I'll take you to the haunted house.
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Speaker 9: Oh.
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Speaker 3: All right, well.
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Speaker 2: You like that one, Alexis?
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 5: Not right off the bat on Tinder, but that's okay.
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Speaker 3: It depends on what the.
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Speaker 1: Jokes were already.
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Speaker 3: You do your thing, romance god. You got this.
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Speaker 6: I did put the LOL in. Good. And she thought it was funny.
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Speaker 1: You got a date.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, so we go out. And to tell you the truth, it was like a normal, pretty good date. We grabbed some drinks.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you did? Beforehand?
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Speaker 1: That's good.
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Speaker 2: That's a good planning, you know?
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Speaker 3: Brooke usually drinks after the date is over to erase all the memories of the terrible things that happened.
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Speaker 2: Well, before, during, and after that. I'm drunk when I show up. That's just on dates with my husband.
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Speaker 3: It's good to loosen up, especially if you're planning to go to a haunted house.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So, I mean, what did you guys talk about?
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Speaker 6: Well, you know, the normal stuff. We talked about our families, and we also talked about Halloween memories.
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Speaker 2: That's cute.
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Speaker 3: Dude, you're probably the only person in the line that's thankful there's a long line.
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Speaker 9: Right.
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Speaker 3: Because you have.
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Speaker 1: Time to talk to your date, you know.
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Speaker 2: Usually, you walked in and boom, it starts. Well, they were at drinks when they were having these conversations.
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Speaker 6: I think.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my bad, my bad.
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Speaker 6: You know, it was great that we had drinks because we were able to make a reservation. We were able to time it all out.
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Speaker 10: Ooh.
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Speaker 3: So you didn't have to wait. This is a classy haunted house if they only take reservations. We don't accept walk-ins.
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Speaker 1: No, like the haunted court means you have to book a slot.
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Speaker 4: I mean, and that's like, I feel like you were dialed in on this date. I would be impressed as a woman. You've got drinks handled. You have the time slot available.
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Speaker 3: You can drink and you can keep time.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 3: You've won over Brooke already. Tell us how the haunted house went.
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Speaker 6: Well, I haven't been to a haunted house in a very long time. And here's the thing. So we get into this place. And I gotta be honest with you, it was like way more scarier than I thought.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're scary. Right, they're not like the ones of our childhood.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, where it's like a cardboard room.
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Speaker 1: Wait, have you been in one? Yes, when I was a child.
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Speaker 2: This stupid show used to force me to go through them.
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Speaker 3: How did you handle the heightened level of scariness?
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Speaker 10: Well, I got scared, I don't know, two or three times, and I actually screamed. I mean, this thing jumped out of nowhere, and I screamed, and then another thing caught me.
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Speaker 1: Wait, it's fun.
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Speaker 3: It's like a hunky masculine scream.
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Speaker 1: It's more fun if both people are into it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, what was her reaction to you? I mean, she was screaming too, right?
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Speaker 10: Like a little bit, but I'll be honest with you, there was a couple of times where I was definitely screaming more.
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Speaker 6: You were the scared one. The crazy thing was we ended up in this room and it was all kinds of strobe lights.
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Speaker 1: Oh, the strobe lights.
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Speaker 6: The fog comes in and next thing you know, like she's gone. She's like not with me anymore. And I'm like, well, where.
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Speaker 11: Did she go?
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Speaker 10: I thought maybe she went through the door before I did and she didn't see us.
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Speaker 6: So I gotta go into the next room and she's not there.
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Speaker 2: Are you yelling her name? I mean, it's hard to hear in those places because it's so loud.
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Speaker 5: And you can't like go backwards because there's so many people.
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Speaker 3: Are the haunted houses that elaborate now where they like set you up on a date and then they have your date mysteriously vanish in the middle of the haunted pool?
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Speaker 2: Wait, it's a real-life ghost scene? Yes.
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Speaker 3: Man, this place is elaborate.
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Speaker 2: There's just no room with 10 dates all just hiding. Hey, what's up?
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Speaker 12: You're hiding your date too?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I can see where it'd be easy to lose someone. Like, I've been separated from people in those places because it's dark.
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Speaker 5: Or you drop your phone and you have to find it or something.
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Speaker 3: I've never done that. That would be awful.
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Speaker 6: Well, you see, that's what I thought, but it.
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Speaker 10: Gets even worse for me. I get outside, and she's still gone. And I'm, like, asking around to, like, people that work there.
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Speaker 2: I thought she'd be waiting at the exit for you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was, like, back in the parking lot. Like, I just went to the car. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 10: Listen, I waited 45 minutes on the outside of this thing. Then I get a text from her, and it just says, got an Uber. And I was like, that's kind of weird.
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Speaker 3: So she left?
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Speaker 4: Maybe she was waiting somewhere else and got mad that you didn't find her? Because if you're waiting for 45 minutes, that's all I would text is like, God, Nuber, thanks a lot.
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Speaker 10: So I typed in, but wait, I didn't even make you scream yet. Continuing that joke.
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Speaker 3: And you're liking the mood.
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Speaker 6: Nothing. No text back.
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Speaker 3: You guys can't even talk in a haunted house. There's not like anything changed. Well, you mentioned that.
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Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't like him before she went in. You know what I mean? We don't know. I mean, he thinks that things were going well.
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Speaker 6: But in her head, maybe not.
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Speaker 3: Or is it possible because you mentioned the screaming on your end. Brooke, is it a deal breaker if your guy date screams louder and more often than you?
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Speaker 2: No, I like it.
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Speaker 3: You're turned on by a scaredy boy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like him to cry too.
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Speaker 11: No, honestly.
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Speaker 4: Like, my dad is one of the toughest guys I know, and, like, he would scream louder.
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Speaker 3: Than anybody else. Well, it's weird to bring up your dad during a dating segment, Brooke, so I don't know what you're doing over there. Let's just call this woman. You're taking us down a weird path. Please, leave your family out of one second date, please, when we call this woman Dakar and ask her what happened at the haunted house. You're so dumb.
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Speaker 2: Don't make it weird.
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Speaker 3: Don't talk to me like you talk to your dad. We're going to do this right after this.
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Speaker 2: Hold on.
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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 8: Second date update.
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Speaker 3: If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of a Halloween-themed second date update with one of our listeners, Mike, who took a woman named Dakar to a haunted house recently, lost track of her halfway through. He just turned around in a strobe light room, and suddenly she was gone.
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Speaker 1: Scary.
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Speaker 3: Wasn't waiting for him at the exit. He couldn't find her anywhere, and then 45 minutes later got a text saying she had gotten Uber home. And that was her last communication to him.
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Speaker 2: Not a very happy text when you get that.
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Speaker 3: Has not been responding. Mike, how long ago did this happen that you guys were at the haunted house together?
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Speaker 6: It was about a week ago.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So not enough time for a missing persons report.
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Speaker 10: No.
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Speaker 1: Wait, is it not?
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Speaker 3: She texted him. I think it's too late for a missing persons report. We know she's alive.
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Speaker 1: Please don't wait that long if I'm gone for a week. We'll wait a while for you.
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Speaker 3: We have no clue why she wouldn't be responding or what happened. What are some of the theories that we have about this? Jose, is there anything in your head?
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Speaker 13: Well, we didn't ask, and this isn't very like a proper question to ask, but does she have ADD?
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Speaker 3: Because I have ADD.
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Speaker 2: Oh, there's like shiny mirrors.
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Speaker 13: A mirror, a yell, a color, and she could have just left through the wrong door.
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Speaker 3: Did she seem easily distracted, Mike?
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Speaker 6: I don't think so. That's why I was like shocked.
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Speaker 10: I thought she just, she went out the different door and we got separated.
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Speaker 2: Here's a better question. Were any of the zombies super hot?
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Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Maybe she saw something she liked better.
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Speaker 5: Hot clown in the corner.
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Speaker 1: There we go.
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Speaker 3: Always got to keep an eye out for those attractive circus workers.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to make sure you go to the ugly haunted house.
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Speaker 13: Yes.
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Speaker 2: You're on a date.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, just keep that in mind. Hopefully we can get you another date with Dakar if she picks up, though. Here we go.
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Speaker 2: Hello?
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Speaker 3: Hey, we're looking to speak with Dakar.
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Speaker 7: Yep, who's this?
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Speaker 1: We're Desho.
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Speaker 2: We don't know this person.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: I apologize.
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Speaker 3: Hey, sorry. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 6: I was waiting, man.
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Speaker 2: That was a bad welcome to this show.
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Speaker 11: I know.
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Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: I'll try not to talk.
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Speaker 12: Who are you?
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Speaker 9: Wait, I don't, I don't know.
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Speaker 6: It's okay.
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Speaker 3: We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We do this segment called the second date update where we try to help our listeners. If they get ghosted after a date or in your case, in the middle of a date and they don't know why. Then they can reach out to us for a little bit of help in figuring out the answers.
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Speaker 12: Okay, so why are you calling me?
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Speaker 3: Because you went out with a guy named Mike. This happened like a week ago when you went to a haunted house, and he lost track of you in the middle of it.
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Speaker 11: Oh, my God. That was a close call.
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 1: A close call?
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Speaker 11: What do you mean?
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Speaker 2: In the haunted house?
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Speaker 12: I don't know if I should say anything.
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Speaker 3: All right, well, have a good day. This is how it works on the show. The people who call us agree beforehand to hear whatever the reason might be, even if it's embarrassing or whatever it is. It's just he's totally in the dark for what happened.
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Speaker 11: Well, I mean, it.
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Speaker 12: Kind of started when we were having drinks. I don't know if he told you, but we did some drinks. before the main date was just like a haunted house.
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Speaker 4: So it did start before you went to the haunted house where you were getting some sort of weird vibes or something? Yeah.
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Speaker 12: So I'm sitting there having drinks and like he looked so familiar to me.
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Speaker 9: And I'm just racking my brain.
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Speaker 12: We're talking about just, you know.
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Speaker 2: Is it because of the picture online? Like, you're like, whoa, he actually looks like his profile.
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Speaker 12: I mean, he did look a little bit different in person than he did online. And I don't think I would have gone out with him had I.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's.
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Speaker 3: Not the problem wasn't like what he look it was like the night or two before I was watching the news.
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Speaker 12: And And there was this police sketch of a guy who was doing really lewd and, you know, horrible things in haunted houses.
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Speaker 2: What? No way it's going here.
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Speaker 1: Like a flasher? Like that type of thing?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: Oh, God.
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Speaker 12: And the sketch looks like him in person, not like him online.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 3: Just real quick, the sketch doesn't look like me or anything, right?
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Speaker 6: Jeff! Jeff!
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Speaker 3: I just want to make sure.
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Speaker 2: They didn't catch you.
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Speaker 3: Okay. No, that's not funny.
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Speaker 1: That would be so freaky.
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Speaker 4: Did you look it up on your phone while he was sitting there to see if you're like, because sometimes your memory can play tricks with you or something, you know?
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Speaker 12: I will excuse myself to go to the bathroom. And then, you know, I can't be 100% sure because it is a police sketch, but I was just like, I'm not going to take any chances.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 3: If you're not going to take any chances, why would you go into the haunted house with him? Why didn't you leave at the drinks?
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Speaker 12: In my brain, I was like, oh, my God, a haunted house.
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Speaker 11: It's going to be dark. There's going to be corners.
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Speaker 12: I can slip out at some point.
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Speaker 3: Well, now you're bringing the criminal to the place.
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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, though.
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Speaker 4: Before we jump on the, like, this is the guy, he told us he hadn't been to a haunted house in years, and he was actually worried that he was screaming so loud, and that's why, because, like, Remember, he was so scared.
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Speaker 12: Well, like I said, I couldn't be 100% sure. It looked a lot like him, and I just followed my instincts, and I snuck out during, like, a fog machine.
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Speaker 3: Ah, so you did.
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Speaker 6: All right.
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Speaker 3: So you left in the middle of the day, too.
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Speaker 2: You didn't call the police.
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Speaker 3: Did you? Dakar, there's two sides to every story. You should at least hear Mike's version of what happened.
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Speaker 2: This doesn't feel good, Jeff.
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Speaker 3: Who's been waiting and listening?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that feels not good. That feels bad.
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Speaker 11: Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because Mike is on the other line right now wanting to talk to you. Close on, I assume.
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Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, like if we had known, we would have not set this up.
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Speaker 3: He's not convicted, even if he is the guy. And it's probably not even him.
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Speaker 2: We don't know.
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Speaker 3: Mike, are you the guy? Are you the flasher?
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Speaker 6: What are you guys talking about?
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Speaker 3: Okay, hold on. Be honest.
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Speaker 2: He didn't say no.
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Speaker 6: I was a perfect gentleman. We had a nice conversation over drinks. I didn't do any of the work. I was getting into the haunted house.
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Speaker 7: But that's how they get you. They lure you in.
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Speaker 3: The perfect gentleman's stranger.
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Speaker 5: Nobody said streakers aren't gentlemen.
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Speaker 3: That's true.
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Speaker 4: Was the guy doing it on dates, do you know, or just randomly at haunted houses?
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Speaker 11: I don't know. That's a good question.
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Speaker 3: We should ask him about it. Mike, are you doing this on dates?
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Speaker 10: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Or do you just save it for special nights?
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Speaker 6: No, I've never been arrested in my entire life for anything. Okay, arrested is not.
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Speaker 1: That's why they don't have a mugshot, Mike.
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Speaker 3: That person's on the loose.
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Speaker 6: I've never been charged. I've never been arrested.
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Speaker 3: What about accused?
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Speaker 1: But you go around.
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Speaker 12: In haunted houses exposing yourself.
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Speaker 9: You haven't answered the question.
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Speaker 6: Oh, you did.
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Speaker 10: I've never exposed myself to anybody. You've got to be kidding me.
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Speaker 3: I do think we have to jump to Mike's defense here. You're making a big assumption about a guy based on a police sketch. It's not even an actual photo. He would be a really.
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Speaker 4: Really dumb criminal if he came on a radio station. I mean, there are dumb criminals out there. We cover those in a different segment called Laser Stories, but still.
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Speaker 3: So the only fair thing to do is have Mike stand in a police lineup of a bunch of other creepy looking guys.
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Speaker 8: And take his clothes off.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Okay.
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Speaker 3: We'll solve a crime and hopefully get another date out of it because that's the whole goal here, Dakar.
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Speaker 6: I'm taking a beating here.
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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous.
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Speaker 2: Do you guys remember his scream joke that he put at the end last text? Like she thought that he was in a police sketch and he's like, oh, I haven't even made you scream yet.
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Speaker 1: I meant scream in a good way. You guys, you're out of your mind.
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Speaker 10: This is completely ridiculous.
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Speaker 6: Don't even bother asking about the second date. I'd be afraid to get near this woman.
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Speaker 3: Well, we don't even have to ask. You're already going to meet Dakar down at the police station and get in that lineup.
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Speaker 6: I will get in that lineup.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 1: That's kind of sweet, Dakar. He'll do a police lineup for you.
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Speaker 8: That's actually kind of sweet.
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Speaker 3: That's a first for our show, for this segment, for sure. Usually they refuse the lineups. Most people get arrested immediately. So I'd be willing to give him a chance if I were you, Dakar, but the choice is yours. We'll send you guys out on a date and pay for it if you want to.
00:17:17
Speaker 1: Middle of the day, very public place.
00:17:20
Speaker 11: Listen, as long as you don't wear a trench coat.
00:17:24
Speaker 2: Wait, for real? You're actually going to agree to this, Dakar?
00:17:26
Speaker 12: I mean, you guys said you were going to pay for it.
00:17:30
Speaker 11: We might as well. And then I'll bring the sketch.
00:17:33
Speaker 12: And then I'll ask our waitress, does it look like him?
00:17:36
Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
00:17:37
Speaker 2: Everybody thinks they're on a murder podcast right now, I swear.
00:17:40
Speaker 6: You know what? I'll go on the date just so I have something to tell my friend.
00:17:43
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:17:44
Speaker 2: All right.
00:17:45
Speaker 3: Mike, maybe if the date goes well, you two will end up at the courthouse, and then you can get married, and they can put you behind bars once you're found to be the right person.
00:17:53
Speaker 4: And you'll have your photographs done because the mug shots.
00:17:57
Speaker 3: Hallmark, call us. We have your next big movie idea.
00:18:01
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:18:05
Speaker 3: Man, when you look back on your life and think about all-time worst first dates, getting mistaken for a serial flasher has got to be up there. At least top five.
00:18:13
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
00:18:14
Speaker 5: Or getting busted as a serial flasher.
00:18:18
Speaker 1: I'm still concerned about that one, Alexis.
00:18:20
Speaker 3: We didn't think about that one. If he was like, yeah, so what?
00:18:24
Speaker 6: I love you.
00:18:24
Speaker 3: I mean, we're 99% sure he's not that guy.
00:18:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he's not.
00:18:28
Speaker 3: He wouldn't be on the radio if he was a wanted criminal.
00:18:30
Speaker 1: Or it's reverse psychology.
00:18:32
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And he's, like, doing the most to be the... Oh, that's a thing.
00:18:35
Speaker 5: That's a real thing that criminals do.
00:18:37
Speaker 3: Well, luckily, the police lineup should sort everything out for us. But the good news is we pulled through for Mike and got him a second date.
00:18:45
Speaker 6: Look at us.
00:18:46
Speaker 2: He kept his pants on the entire time. He is.
00:18:48
Speaker 3: It's a good reminder. Don't judge a man by what's under his trench coat, but by what's in his heart.
00:18:55
Speaker 2: That sounds like a bumper sticker, Jeff.
00:18:56
Speaker 3: I think you're also allowed to judge the trench coat. It sounds sweet. If you need some help with your dating life, you can always email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. And go check out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey.
00:19:10
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:19:14
Speaker 3: Some people call it spooky season.
00:19:17
Speaker 13: Oh.
00:19:17
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:19:18
Speaker 3: Most call it autumnal October.
00:19:20
Speaker 2: No one calls it that, Jeff. Why are you trying so hard with that one?
00:19:23
Speaker 3: But if you're single, you know it as hookup Halloween.
00:19:28
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:19:28
Speaker 3: I trademarked that event, by the way.
00:19:30
Speaker 11: Oh, you did.
00:19:31
Speaker 3: Wristbands, $ 25 per person to get in. Take my money, Jeff.
00:19:35
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:19:35
Speaker 3: Because no party is better for random makeouts than adult Halloween parties.
00:19:40
Speaker 9: Yes.
00:19:40
Speaker 2: Yeah. That is so true.
00:19:42
Speaker 3: And for one of our listeners, that was definitely the case recently when she was vibing with a costumed stranger.
00:19:49
Speaker 13: Ooh.
00:19:50
Speaker 3: Until the very end of the night when it took a really strange unexpected turn you're gonna hear what happened in your second date update right after this.
00:19:59
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update.
00:20:04
Speaker 3: Where are the best places to meet someone during the spooky season.
00:20:08
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I just saw an ad for a party that was called twerk-or-treating.
00:20:13
Speaker 1: Twerk-or-treating?
00:20:15
Speaker 2: It was like a big.
00:20:15
Speaker 3: Trick-or-treating with children?
00:20:17
Speaker 2: No, no.
00:20:18
Speaker 1: Twerk-or-treating.
00:20:19
Speaker 2: It was like a nightclub party.
00:20:20
Speaker 3: I thought it was really good.
00:20:22
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:20:23
Speaker 3: Maybe that's an option. If you were thinking... If you're thinking the local cemetery, though, I can save you a trip and a very awkward conversation with the ground security guard who was not happy with me, to say the least. Apparently, there's better places suited for single-seeking romance around Halloween, and Jenna was at one of them recently. Jenna, welcome to the show.
00:20:44
Speaker 11: Hey, how are you guys?
00:20:46
Speaker 3: Jenna, were you at twerk or treat?
00:20:49
Speaker 8: I would not.
00:20:51
Speaker 1: I saw another ad for Bratoween.
00:20:53
Speaker 2: You know, like CharlieXCX, like Brat Suburb.
00:20:56
Speaker 5: The fact you're getting ads for these makes me think they're not cool.
00:21:00
Speaker 7: It's not working.
00:21:01
Speaker 3: Stop trying to sound young.
00:21:02
Speaker 9: Jenna.
00:21:02
Speaker 4: I saw an Elviraween ad and it sounds great.
00:21:06
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Jenna, where did you meet somebody recently?
00:21:10
Speaker 11: I was at a friend of mine's Halloween party.
00:21:12
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:21:13
Speaker 3: Like a house party?
00:21:14
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, a house party, right.
00:21:16
Speaker 2: Dude, those are so fun.
00:21:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are. I haven't been to like a ranger in a while.
00:21:20
Speaker 2: I mean, we want to know who you met, but I want to know what you went as first.
00:21:23
Speaker 11: Oh, sexy ghost face.
00:21:25
Speaker 2: Oh.
00:21:25
Speaker 3: Sexy ghost face? The killer from the Scream movies?
00:21:29
Speaker 5: So just like a mask and a cute black outfit?
00:21:31
Speaker 6: Uh-huh, exactly.
00:21:33
Speaker 3: All right, you're a sexy ghost face and was this guy you met in college? What's his name, by the way?
00:21:38
Speaker 6: Drew. Drew.
00:21:39
Speaker 3: Was Drew in a costume or did he go just plain?
00:21:42
Speaker 9: He was.
00:21:43
Speaker 11: Drew was dressed as Jason Voorhees.
00:21:47
Speaker 2: Oh.
00:21:47
Speaker 3: I've always had dreams of Jason and Scream Guy getting together.
00:21:51
Speaker 4: Now, Jason is the one with the red and white striped shirt, sweater, am I thinking right?
00:21:56
Speaker 3: That's Freddy Krueger.
00:21:57
Speaker 11: No, that's Freddy Krueger and it was green and red.
00:22:00
Speaker 1: Oh, what is Jason dressed as? Is he the hockey mask?
00:22:02
Speaker 3: Hockey mask guy.
00:22:03
Speaker 2: Hockey mask. And kind of built, right? No, that's Michael Myers.
00:22:09
Speaker 3: Can we not focus on the costumes so much and what their bodies look like? I want to know how hot he was. What was his t-shirt size?
00:22:17
Speaker 11: He's pretty hot.
00:22:18
Speaker 3: Okay, he's hot, Jason. I could have said that immediately. So it's kind of cool you're both dressed as horror movie villains. Does that help you guys bond?
00:22:27
Speaker 6: It did.
00:22:28
Speaker 9: And love of the classics, if you will. And so we were just hanging out and having great chat because I mean, horror genre is totally my jam and he gets it.
00:22:38
Speaker 2: What did you just say?
00:22:39
Speaker 1: What was your jam?
00:22:40
Speaker 3: You say cortisone is your jam?
00:22:42
Speaker 11: No, the horror genre, like real horror genre.
00:22:46
Speaker 3: You got to take off your ghost face mask when you're doing this call so we can understand you.
00:22:52
Speaker 2: I see. Okay. How far into the conversation did you guys start making out?
00:22:58
Speaker 9: Well, a while.
00:22:59
Speaker 11: Okay.
00:22:59
Speaker 1: It's a Halloween party. Everybody's drinking.
00:23:03
Speaker 6: They did get there.
00:23:04
Speaker 3: Brooke always jumps right to the hookup. She doesn't want to know anything about the actual connection that they have.
00:23:09
Speaker 11: I like the way you think, though.
00:23:11
Speaker 2: See?
00:23:11
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:23:12
Speaker 9: We started dancing, and then we each have our weapons, right?
00:23:17
Speaker 11: And so we're slasher dancing.
00:23:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny.
00:23:21
Speaker 5: Wait, are you guys both talking with only your masks on the whole time? Or do you take them off?
00:23:25
Speaker 3: Did you get to see what he looked like?
00:23:26
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, I mean, it was hot. So he had his mask on the top of his head.
00:23:31
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay.
00:23:32
Speaker 11: So, I mean, we knew what we looked like.
00:23:34
Speaker 10: Okay.
00:23:35
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:23:35
Speaker 2: Dude, and I love that you're both, like, having so much fun with it.
00:23:38
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:23:39
Speaker 10: You know?
00:23:39
Speaker 11: Yeah, and it was just a blast.
00:23:41
Speaker 9: And that was the thing, is that it was just no stress, no pressure, great chemistry.
00:23:45
Speaker 3: Pretending to stab each other on the dance floor. Just classic first date energy. So was there any... I mean, you were painting it really nicely. How did the date end?
00:23:54
Speaker 4: Well.
00:23:55
Speaker 9: We're having drinks and we're chatting and there's a girl that just kept side-eyeing me. And I didn't think I was being paranoid. I'm not really built like that.
00:24:04
Speaker 3: Was it a costume where the eye was on the side.
00:24:07
Speaker 8: Of her head?
00:24:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, she got googly eyes.
00:24:08
Speaker 11: No, it was legit.
00:24:10
Speaker 2: Do you know like how.
00:24:11
Speaker 3: She has a crush on your man?
00:24:13
Speaker 2: Or he was talking to somebody else. Like, I mean, how single was Jason Voorhees?
00:24:20
Speaker 9: I didn't know entirely. My buddy said that he has this thing for him. Maybe they'd gone out a couple of times.
00:24:25
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe there's some history there.
00:24:28
Speaker 11: I have to admit, I'm a.
00:24:29
Speaker 9: Little on the competitive side and I liked him.
00:24:32
Speaker 11: I was like, this is really cool. So I asked him to walk me home.
00:24:36
Speaker 9: I just live a couple of blocks away from my friends.
00:24:39
Speaker 11: And so he.
00:24:39
Speaker 9: Walked me home and we made out a little and I invited him up.
00:24:44
Speaker 11: He said, no, that he had to get back to the party. There were some people that he needed. He just sort of, Ghosted the party.
00:24:51
Speaker 1: I mean, that makes sense.
00:24:54
Speaker 2: If you go with your friends, you can't just ditch them.
00:24:56
Speaker 3: My friends would be so happy if I disappeared because I was making out.
00:25:00
Speaker 11: I understand.
00:25:01
Speaker 3: Was that the last time that you saw him?
00:25:04
Speaker 11: Yeah, and I sent him a text, and I haven't heard back from him.
00:25:07
Speaker 6: Oh, no.
00:25:08
Speaker 5: But you're competitive, and you left him in the party with the other girl.
00:25:11
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
00:25:13
Speaker 2: That is a bad move, isn't it? I thought that.
00:25:15
Speaker 3: He went back to her, kind of. Is that what you're thinking?
00:25:18
Speaker 9: Maybe I kind of expected him to come back up to my place, so I don't know what to say.
00:25:25
Speaker 2: I mean, it's rare that a guy turns you down. Yeah. I mean, honestly.
00:25:29
Speaker 3: Our bodies just take over.
00:25:30
Speaker 13: We're like, yes, I will go upstairs.
00:25:32
Speaker 3: Well, we're going to figure out what is wrong with Jason once and for all.
00:25:38
Speaker 2: What is his real name?
00:25:39
Speaker 3: Who cares?
00:25:39
Speaker 2: No, it's Jason and Ghostface.
00:25:41
Speaker 3: We don't have a name either, by the way.
00:25:43
Speaker 2: Sorry, but we love you.
00:25:44
Speaker 3: Make the horror movie rom-com.
00:25:46
Speaker 9: Ooh.
00:25:47
Speaker 3: Hookup that should have happened.
00:25:49
Speaker 1: Dude, that'd actually be a good sequel.
00:25:51
Speaker 3: It really would.
00:25:51
Speaker 11: Wouldn't it?
00:25:52
Speaker 3: We're going to make it happen with your second date update right after this. Hold on.
00:25:55
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:25:57
Speaker 8: Second date update.
00:26:00
Speaker 3: It's the blockbuster horror flick that Hollywood is too scared to make. When Jason met Ghostie. They swore they were just going to be killer friends, but the only thing that can defeat pure evil is the power of true love. As long as they're holding each other's weapons, that is. I know this is kind of confusing if you're just joining in, so I'll try and bullet point what I'm talking about for you. Two people met at a Halloween house party the other night. One dressed as sexy ghost face from Scream. That would be our listener, Jenna. The other was dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th, whose real name Brooke remembers is Drew.
00:26:44
Speaker 2: That's what I said at the same time as you. Did you not hear me?
00:26:47
Speaker 6: Yes.
00:26:48
Speaker 3: One, two, three, Drew. They hung out, they danced, they kissed. Jason walked her home at the end of the night, but turned down an invite to stay.
00:26:57
Speaker 13: Why?
00:26:58
Speaker 3: We're not totally sure. That's the mystery of Jason. Well, he said, I got to go back to the party. I don't want to let my friends down. Do we believe that? Yeah, what does that even mean?
00:27:08
Speaker 4: And it's the friends, that person, that woman who was eyeing him all night was friends in quotes.
00:27:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you mention that, Jeff, to them?
00:27:16
Speaker 3: To who? To the people listening right now that there was another girl who had a crush. Oh, okay. Well, we can go through all of the costumes that were at the party if that would help our listeners, but I just think we should probably focus on Jenna and Drew.
00:27:28
Speaker 2: You're right.
00:27:29
Speaker 10: Okay.
00:27:29
Speaker 3: So, I'm ready to call Drew here.
00:27:32
Speaker 2: Yep, and I've written down both their names so I won't forget.
00:27:34
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:27:36
Speaker 2: Jenna and Drew.
00:27:37
Speaker 6: There it is.
00:27:38
Speaker 3: I can sense Jenna's confidence without her even speaking once during this whole time.
00:27:43
Speaker 5: I forgot she's on the phone.
00:27:45
Speaker 9: I'm just listening to the stories you guys tell us.
00:27:48
Speaker 4: Just like a scary horror movie villain would.
00:27:51
Speaker 3: This is your love story, Jenna, or it could be if it goes well.
00:27:54
Speaker 2: A horror love story. Oh, my God. Are we going to call and say, do you like scary movies?
00:27:57
Speaker 3: We could.
00:27:58
Speaker 2: Because that's your character.
00:28:00
Speaker 3: Hello, Sydney.
00:28:01
Speaker 2: You want to play a game?
00:28:03
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:28:04
Speaker 3: You think he would like that? You think he would like.
00:28:06
Speaker 12: That, Jenna?
00:28:07
Speaker 9: I think that would be fantastic.
00:28:08
Speaker 2: And his name is Drew.
00:28:09
Speaker 1: Like Drew Barrymore, who you killed in the very beginning.
00:28:13
Speaker 3: Okay, she's a side character.
00:28:14
Speaker 1: Spoiler alert!
00:28:15
Speaker 3: She dies.
00:28:16
Speaker 1: I know, but she'll a star.
00:28:19
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:28:20
Speaker 3: Brooke's like, hold up, when's your birthday?
00:28:21
Speaker 8: No, I'm kidding.
00:28:22
Speaker 3: Let's just call Drew, and we'll see if we can get another date for you.
00:28:27
Speaker 1: Here we.
00:28:33
Speaker 10: Go.
00:28:35
Speaker 9: Hello?
00:28:36
Speaker 3: Hello, Sydney.
00:28:37
Speaker 1: Oh, you did it! You did it!
00:28:39
Speaker 3: You like scary movies?
00:28:41
Speaker 9: Ah!
00:28:42
Speaker 3: Oh my god what is this What's up Drew Hey Drew I'm sorry man This is Drew right Is.
00:28:49
Speaker 13: This somebody on the phone Yeah Lots of people.
00:28:52
Speaker 3: It's a lot of somebodies It's a whole morning radio show Called Brooke and Jeffrey Oh my god What.
00:28:56
Speaker 2: Is this Yeah Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:28:58
Speaker 3: We're a show And we do this segment That you're on right now It's called The Second Date Update Not sure if you're Familiar with that But basically We have a listener That you met recently And the two of you had Quite the love connection.
00:29:11
Speaker 2: Yeah Really Well, I mean, maybe like you had crushes on each other.
00:29:15
Speaker 13: This does not sound very familiar. I'm not sure what you guys are talking about.
00:29:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would go with love on a Halloween party.
00:29:20
Speaker 3: Well, sorry. According to her, you guys had a good time together. Her name is Jenna. You met her at this house party during Halloween.
00:29:28
Speaker 2: You may know her as Ghostface.
00:29:30
Speaker 6: Right. House party at Halloween.
00:29:32
Speaker 13: Yeah, I don't really remember very much of it, but I did go.
00:29:34
Speaker 3: Oh, God. It sounded like it was a big party.
00:29:37
Speaker 2: Wait, were you like wasted?
00:29:39
Speaker 3: You went as Jason Voorhees, right?
00:29:41
Speaker 13: Yeah, it was Jason Voorhees.
00:29:42
Speaker 3: Okay. So hopefully you remember dancing with a girl dressed as sexy ghost face.
00:29:49
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:29:50
Speaker 13: Yeah, she was hot.
00:29:51
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:29:52
Speaker 13: Well, good.
00:29:53
Speaker 2: We're back on track.
00:29:54
Speaker 3: So she told us about you two hanging out. She said she had a really good time with you that night.
00:29:59
Speaker 2: She said she laughed a lot. You guys, like, bonded over horror films.
00:30:02
Speaker 3: She was hoping that maybe you guys could hang out out in the real world, even without your masks on.
00:30:09
Speaker 13: Really? Yeah. Because last time I checked, she was hanging out with a different guy at the party.
00:30:15
Speaker 2: No, she said you walked her home. She was only with you.
00:30:19
Speaker 3: And you went back to the party.
00:30:21
Speaker 13: No, she was like hanging out with me for a little while. And then she ended up talking to some guy who was dressed exactly like me and then went home with that guy.
00:30:29
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
00:30:30
Speaker 11: Oh, no.
00:30:31
Speaker 3: Oh, no. Wait, that wasn't you that walked her home?
00:30:35
Speaker 10: No.
00:30:36
Speaker 6: What? Oh, no.
00:30:38
Speaker 2: There was another guy in a hockey mask?
00:30:40
Speaker 3: You made out with a stranger.
00:30:42
Speaker 13: There was like six guys.
00:30:43
Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
00:30:45
Speaker 3: Oh, God.
00:30:46
Speaker 1: Hey, it's good that guy didn't go up to her house, though. Hey, he's got good morals.
00:30:50
Speaker 2: Small victory.
00:30:50
Speaker 3: That's very good.
00:30:51
Speaker 1: Just saying.
00:30:52
Speaker 3: Good observation.
00:30:54
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
00:30:55
Speaker 8: Oh, but, oh, no.
00:30:57
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:30:57
Speaker 13: Why did she call this into a radio station? I'm completely confused.
00:31:00
Speaker 2: She didn't know that.
00:31:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't realize what had happened. And I don't know if you heard her earlier.
00:31:05
Speaker 6: Oh, dang.
00:31:06
Speaker 3: She is on the other line listening to this, wanting to talk to you.
00:31:09
Speaker 13: She's actually on the phone?
00:31:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jenna is there.
00:31:12
Speaker 6: Jenna? Oh, my gosh.
00:31:13
Speaker 13: What is going on here?
00:31:15
Speaker 11: I don't even know what to say apart from, ew! Ew!
00:31:20
Speaker 3: Ew!
00:31:20
Speaker 6: Okay. Hey, I thought we were.
00:31:22
Speaker 13: Having a good time, and then you blew me off, or you blew somebody off. I don't know who it was.
00:31:27
Speaker 11: No, I thought it was you that walked me home.
00:31:30
Speaker 3: Was the guy that walked you home, was he wearing his Jason Voorhees mask?
00:31:35
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, but you said you made out with him at the door. You didn't notice a difference?
00:31:40
Speaker 9: No, it was dark. I didn't have my front house lights on. It was dark on the dance floor.
00:31:44
Speaker 1: I have bad vision, too, girl.
00:31:46
Speaker 2: I get it.
00:31:46
Speaker 3: And at the end of a Halloween party, probably a lot of drinks happening.
00:31:50
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
00:31:51
Speaker 9: I was just coming to grips with this. I made out with two different Jasons that night.
00:31:54
Speaker 2: I mean, who hasn't before?
00:31:56
Speaker 3: She'd be bummed it wasn't at the same time. Oh, God.
00:31:59
Speaker 2: Which one was better?
00:32:01
Speaker 3: Do you remember?
00:32:02
Speaker 1: Is that an important question?
00:32:05
Speaker 3: Don't answer that unless the answer is Drew.
00:32:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, good point.
00:32:09
Speaker 9: Drew, at the party, definitely. That's another thing that just seems so weird when you walked me home.
00:32:14
Speaker 3: Remember, it wasn't him.
00:32:15
Speaker 6: I did not walk you home.
00:32:17
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly. You went home with a different guy.
00:32:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, but are you hearing her, Drew? She didn't realize.
00:32:23
Speaker 11: I had no idea that it was not you.
00:32:26
Speaker 6: She knew.
00:32:26
Speaker 11: Are you kidding me?
00:32:28
Speaker 13: She definitely knew.
00:32:30
Speaker 2: Dude, come on. I don't know.
00:32:33
Speaker 1: Why would she call us.
00:32:34
Speaker 2: If she knew?
00:32:35
Speaker 4: I mean, she told us the whole story, and the whole story was only one Jason.
00:32:39
Speaker 9: Why would I even bother to call a radio station to get back in touch with you? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
00:32:45
Speaker 2: And it would be so embarrassing.
00:32:46
Speaker 13: That was a little bit heated when it happened at the time, but I'm kind of over it now. I actually ended up hooking up with a different girl that night.
00:32:53
Speaker 2: Oh, God.
00:32:55
Speaker 3: Also dressed as Ghostface, too, because that would be a weird coincidence.
00:32:58
Speaker 2: Was it the girl staring at you in the corner?
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Speaker 13: They were all staring at me.
00:33:01
Speaker 6: It was hard to keep track.
00:33:03
Speaker 2: There were six Jasons, so I don't know. This one couldn't even remember which one was you, so I wouldn't get too full of ourselves.
00:33:11
Speaker 3: You told us at the start of this phone call, Drew, that you were having a good time with Jenna, too, and you wanted to see her more.
00:33:17
Speaker 2: I did.
00:33:18
Speaker 7: I did.
00:33:18
Speaker 13: That would have been great.
00:33:19
Speaker 2: So why can't you do that now? I mean, like, you shouldn't let this get in the way.
00:33:24
Speaker 13: Well, she goes off with another guy. I ended up hooking up with somebody else. Things happen the way they happen. It's just the way it goes.
00:33:30
Speaker 3: That's just like this blockbuster horror flick that we're plotting with Jason meeting Ghostie, and there's going to be some drama in that, too. It's nothing that you can't overcome, because we'd like to send you out on another date, dude.
00:33:41
Speaker 13: Another date.
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Speaker 3: Actually, a first date.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: First official date with Jenna.
00:33:45
Speaker 2: Come on.
00:33:47
Speaker 3: And we'll pay for it. I know Jason loves a good deal.
00:33:52
Speaker 13: Well, the thing is, you know, I hooked up with another girl that night.
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Speaker 2: Again, you keep bringing that up.
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Speaker 13: You know, we've just been hanging out the last couple nights, and I just kind of want to see where that goes.
00:34:02
Speaker 10: Oh.
00:34:02
Speaker 2: Didn't know Jason was such a faithful man.
00:34:04
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:34:05
Speaker 3: He's such a hopeless romantic.
00:34:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, he gets such a bad rep.
00:34:07
Speaker 3: He's like, any of the 50 girls that were looking at me, I would have stuck with them. Yep. Jenna, I mean.
00:34:13
Speaker 6: Hey.
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Speaker 11: This is so weird.
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Speaker 3: Are you willing to wait till it fizzles with the other girl?
00:34:18
Speaker 1: No, no, we got the other Jason Voorhees. Yeah, it does.
00:34:20
Speaker 6: Oh.
00:34:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go with number two.
00:34:22
Speaker 3: Do you have the guy who walked you home's number?
00:34:25
Speaker 11: Yeah, no, I have no idea who that guy was at all. So, no, I don't have his number.
00:34:31
Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
00:34:31
Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
00:34:32
Speaker 9: Okay.
00:34:32
Speaker 2: Maybe it was the real Jason. You know, you escape something actually pretty scary.
00:34:38
Speaker 3: In that case, he's probably waiting for you back at your apartment. You should go home.
00:34:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember to run up the stairs.
00:34:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, give him a big hug.
00:34:46
Speaker 9: You know, nothing says horror movie like bringing a rando back to your front yard to make out in the dark and then leave.
00:34:52
Speaker 3: Maybe a little bit different movie, less romantic, but sure.
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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 3: You've heard the classic saying, never kiss a serial killer on the mouth.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:35:04
Speaker 3: Well, she kissed two.
00:35:06
Speaker 2: In one night. I mean, she was one herself.
00:35:09
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:35:09
Speaker 2: So we've got to cut her some slack.
00:35:11
Speaker 3: Is that a triple serial killer situation?
00:35:12
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, my God. That is so embarrassing.
00:35:16
Speaker 3: It does beg the question, though. How many people are you allowed to make out with at the same house party and have it be okay? Depends on if you're single or not. As long as you keep it under 50% of the total guest.
00:35:27
Speaker 6: List, then you're good.
00:35:28
Speaker 2: It's all about if you get caught, Jeff. And she got caught. As many as you want, if you can be sneaky enough.
00:35:34
Speaker 3: The thing is, she didn't even want to make out with the second guy. That was a total accident. I mean, it just didn't work out. At least not this Halloween. Yeah, maybe next Halloween. But, you know, we can always help with your dating life or even your Halloween costume ideas if you want some sexy input from Brooke or from Alexis, even Jose and I. Ours isn't sexy. We're mid-input.
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Speaker 2: You know I've always ruled sexy Halloween costumes.
00:35:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, your sexy blood clot.
00:35:59
Speaker 2: Thank you.
00:36:00
Speaker 1: That was good. Oh, positive.
00:36:03
Speaker 3: Remember she was a jar of spaghetti sauce?
00:36:04
Speaker 2: Wow.
00:36:05
Speaker 9: Hey.
00:36:06
Speaker 2: I was sexy and pregnant because I was preggo.
00:36:08
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:36:09
Speaker 3: We're the experts.
00:36:10
Speaker 2: You want me to keep them coming?
00:36:11
Speaker 3: Email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back. And make sure you go check out all of our second dates. We have a podcast for this. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Happy Halloween!
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Speaker 2: God, I love it.
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Speaker 1: I love that it's on a Saturday.
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Speaker 2: We've got your back-to-back classics today as you're getting ready. Maybe you're doing a party, taking the kids trick-or-treating. Maybe you're just staying home and watching scary movies on your own. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. Yeah, that's festive. That's super festive.
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Speaker 3: It is.
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Speaker 4: Hey, and a big, big thank you to everyone who visited our Instagram at Brooke and Jeffrey, our Facebook, our TikTok, our YouTube.
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Speaker 5: Yes, everyone who interacted, left.
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Speaker 2: Comments, told us what they thought, the good and the bad.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, the thousands of comments are really, truly incredible. We're still reading through them all.
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Speaker 2: Keep them coming. And just as a little tease, you definitely want to stick around there because we've got a big show announcement next week. So you guys are the first to know. Big show announcement next week.
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Speaker 5: Oh, and another thing.
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Speaker 1: While you're here, go to our YouTube today.
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Speaker 5: At Brick and Jeffrey, Jake did a compilation of all Halloween content as well.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
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Speaker 1: So an extra little bonus spooky stuff for you.
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Speaker 6: There you go.
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Speaker 1: There you go.
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Speaker 2: More of us than you can handle.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 2: Here we go. Let's get your classic started.
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Speaker 3: When you go to a haunted house, you expect to be scared.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you go.
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Speaker 3: That's why before entering any haunted house, I always put in a catheter to make sure I don't wet my costume and get scared. Just get that out of the way.
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Speaker 2: You could just insert that on your own.
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Speaker 3: Pop that in.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 3: Don't say pop. One of our listeners got more fear than he bargained for when he took his date to a haunted experience and something truly terrifying happened inside that was definitely not part of the act. And even scarier is now he's trusting us for help.
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Speaker 2: Not help removing his catheter, right?
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Speaker 3: No, I got that all on my own. Freddy Krueger got nothing on this Halloween-themed second date update. It's coming up right after this.
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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 8: Second date update.
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Speaker 3: I'll admit, I'm no dating expert. even though Brooke describes me as a chiseled god of romance.
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Speaker 2: I literally have never said that.
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Speaker 3: I heard it. I don't know everything.
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Speaker 2: I've never thought it, even.
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Speaker 3: You just say it. I don't understand. One thing that I would argue is kind of important, though, for a good date, is you should probably be in the same room, or at least the same building as them, for most of the night. Your date, Jeff?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: What?
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Speaker 2: Are virtual dates not a thing anymore?
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not counting the virtual stuff. And apparently that did not happen for one of our listeners, Mike, who lost track of his lady somewhere along the way. Now, Mike, don't feel bad. Even romance gods like ourselves make mistakes sometimes.
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Speaker 6: Right, bud? Yeah, that's true for sure.
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Speaker 2: Please tell me you're at like a huge party or something and that's why you couldn't find her.
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Speaker 3: That makes the most sense.
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Speaker 6: Right?
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Speaker 2: Like he just couldn't find the restaurant doesn't sound good.
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Speaker 6: No. It wasn't like that at all. I mean, I met Dakar online, you know.
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Speaker 2: What's her name? I'm sorry.
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Speaker 6: Dakar?
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Speaker 2: Dakar.
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Speaker 3: Dakar, okay. I thought you were buying a car. That's a cool unique name. So you said you met Dakar online on like a dating app?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, she posted something. She wanted to go for Halloween and stuff, like a haunted house, because she wanted to scream.
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Speaker 9: Oh.
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Speaker 3: We didn't think of a haunted house.
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Speaker 2: Now this makes sense.
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Speaker 10: I thought it was cute if I said, well, listen, I'll make you scream, and I'll take you to the haunted house.
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Speaker 9: Oh.
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Speaker 3: All right, well.
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Speaker 2: You like that one, Alexis?
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Speaker 10: Yes.
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Speaker 5: Not right off the bat on Tinder, but that's okay.
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Speaker 3: It depends on what the.
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Speaker 1: Jokes were already.
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Speaker 3: You do your thing, romance god. You got this.
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Speaker 6: I did put the LOL in. Good. And she thought it was funny.
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Speaker 1: You got a date.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, so we go out. And to tell you the truth, it was like a normal, pretty good date. We grabbed some drinks.
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Speaker 2: Oh, you did? Beforehand?
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Speaker 1: That's good.
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Speaker 2: That's a good planning, you know?
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Speaker 3: Brooke usually drinks after the date is over to erase all the memories of the terrible things that happened.
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Speaker 2: Well, before, during, and after that. I'm drunk when I show up. That's just on dates with my husband.
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Speaker 3: It's good to loosen up, especially if you're planning to go to a haunted house.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So, I mean, what did you guys talk about?
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Speaker 6: Well, you know, the normal stuff. We talked about our families, and we also talked about Halloween memories.
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Speaker 2: That's cute.
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Speaker 3: Dude, you're probably the only person in the line that's thankful there's a long line.
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Speaker 9: Right.
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Speaker 3: Because you have.
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Speaker 1: Time to talk to your date, you know.
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Speaker 2: Usually, you walked in and boom, it starts. Well, they were at drinks when they were having these conversations.
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Speaker 6: I think.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my bad, my bad.
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Speaker 6: You know, it was great that we had drinks because we were able to make a reservation. We were able to time it all out.
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Speaker 10: Ooh.
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Speaker 3: So you didn't have to wait. This is a classy haunted house if they only take reservations. We don't accept walk-ins.
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Speaker 1: No, like the haunted court means you have to book a slot.
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Speaker 4: I mean, and that's like, I feel like you were dialed in on this date. I would be impressed as a woman. You've got drinks handled. You have the time slot available.
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Speaker 3: You can drink and you can keep time.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 3: You've won over Brooke already. Tell us how the haunted house went.
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Speaker 6: Well, I haven't been to a haunted house in a very long time. And here's the thing. So we get into this place. And I gotta be honest with you, it was like way more scarier than I thought.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're scary. Right, they're not like the ones of our childhood.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, where it's like a cardboard room.
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Speaker 1: Wait, have you been in one? Yes, when I was a child.
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Speaker 2: This stupid show used to force me to go through them.
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Speaker 3: How did you handle the heightened level of scariness?
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Speaker 10: Well, I got scared, I don't know, two or three times, and I actually screamed. I mean, this thing jumped out of nowhere, and I screamed, and then another thing caught me.
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Speaker 1: Wait, it's fun.
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Speaker 3: It's like a hunky masculine scream.
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Speaker 1: It's more fun if both people are into it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, what was her reaction to you? I mean, she was screaming too, right?
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Speaker 10: Like a little bit, but I'll be honest with you, there was a couple of times where I was definitely screaming more.
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Speaker 6: You were the scared one. The crazy thing was we ended up in this room and it was all kinds of strobe lights.
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Speaker 1: Oh, the strobe lights.
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Speaker 6: The fog comes in and next thing you know, like she's gone. She's like not with me anymore. And I'm like, well, where.
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Speaker 11: Did she go?
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Speaker 10: I thought maybe she went through the door before I did and she didn't see us.
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Speaker 6: So I gotta go into the next room and she's not there.
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Speaker 2: Are you yelling her name? I mean, it's hard to hear in those places because it's so loud.
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Speaker 5: And you can't like go backwards because there's so many people.
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Speaker 3: Are the haunted houses that elaborate now where they like set you up on a date and then they have your date mysteriously vanish in the middle of the haunted pool?
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Speaker 2: Wait, it's a real-life ghost scene? Yes.
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Speaker 3: Man, this place is elaborate.
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Speaker 2: There's just no room with 10 dates all just hiding. Hey, what's up?
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Speaker 12: You're hiding your date too?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I can see where it'd be easy to lose someone. Like, I've been separated from people in those places because it's dark.
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Speaker 5: Or you drop your phone and you have to find it or something.
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Speaker 3: I've never done that. That would be awful.
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Speaker 6: Well, you see, that's what I thought, but it.
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Speaker 10: Gets even worse for me. I get outside, and she's still gone. And I'm, like, asking around to, like, people that work there.
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Speaker 2: I thought she'd be waiting at the exit for you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was, like, back in the parking lot. Like, I just went to the car. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 10: Listen, I waited 45 minutes on the outside of this thing. Then I get a text from her, and it just says, got an Uber. And I was like, that's kind of weird.
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Speaker 3: So she left?
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Speaker 4: Maybe she was waiting somewhere else and got mad that you didn't find her? Because if you're waiting for 45 minutes, that's all I would text is like, God, Nuber, thanks a lot.
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Speaker 10: So I typed in, but wait, I didn't even make you scream yet. Continuing that joke.
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Speaker 3: And you're liking the mood.
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Speaker 6: Nothing. No text back.
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Speaker 3: You guys can't even talk in a haunted house. There's not like anything changed. Well, you mentioned that.
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Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't like him before she went in. You know what I mean? We don't know. I mean, he thinks that things were going well.
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Speaker 6: But in her head, maybe not.
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Speaker 3: Or is it possible because you mentioned the screaming on your end. Brooke, is it a deal breaker if your guy date screams louder and more often than you?
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Speaker 2: No, I like it.
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Speaker 3: You're turned on by a scaredy boy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like him to cry too.
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Speaker 11: No, honestly.
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Speaker 4: Like, my dad is one of the toughest guys I know, and, like, he would scream louder.
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Speaker 3: Than anybody else. Well, it's weird to bring up your dad during a dating segment, Brooke, so I don't know what you're doing over there. Let's just call this woman. You're taking us down a weird path. Please, leave your family out of one second date, please, when we call this woman Dakar and ask her what happened at the haunted house. You're so dumb.
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Speaker 2: Don't make it weird.
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Speaker 3: Don't talk to me like you talk to your dad. We're going to do this right after this.
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Speaker 2: Hold on.
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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 8: Second date update.
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Speaker 3: If you're just joining us, we're in the middle of a Halloween-themed second date update with one of our listeners, Mike, who took a woman named Dakar to a haunted house recently, lost track of her halfway through. He just turned around in a strobe light room, and suddenly she was gone.
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Speaker 1: Scary.
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Speaker 3: Wasn't waiting for him at the exit. He couldn't find her anywhere, and then 45 minutes later got a text saying she had gotten Uber home. And that was her last communication to him.
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Speaker 2: Not a very happy text when you get that.
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Speaker 3: Has not been responding. Mike, how long ago did this happen that you guys were at the haunted house together?
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Speaker 6: It was about a week ago.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So not enough time for a missing persons report.
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Speaker 10: No.
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Speaker 1: Wait, is it not?
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Speaker 3: She texted him. I think it's too late for a missing persons report. We know she's alive.
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Speaker 1: Please don't wait that long if I'm gone for a week. We'll wait a while for you.
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Speaker 3: We have no clue why she wouldn't be responding or what happened. What are some of the theories that we have about this? Jose, is there anything in your head?
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Speaker 13: Well, we didn't ask, and this isn't very like a proper question to ask, but does she have ADD?
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Speaker 3: Because I have ADD.
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Speaker 2: Oh, there's like shiny mirrors.
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Speaker 13: A mirror, a yell, a color, and she could have just left through the wrong door.
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Speaker 3: Did she seem easily distracted, Mike?
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Speaker 6: I don't think so. That's why I was like shocked.
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Speaker 10: I thought she just, she went out the different door and we got separated.
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Speaker 2: Here's a better question. Were any of the zombies super hot?
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Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Maybe she saw something she liked better.
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Speaker 5: Hot clown in the corner.
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Speaker 1: There we go.
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Speaker 3: Always got to keep an eye out for those attractive circus workers.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to make sure you go to the ugly haunted house.
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Speaker 13: Yes.
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Speaker 2: You're on a date.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, just keep that in mind. Hopefully we can get you another date with Dakar if she picks up, though. Here we go.
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Speaker 2: Hello?
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Speaker 3: Hey, we're looking to speak with Dakar.
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Speaker 7: Yep, who's this?
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Speaker 1: We're Desho.
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Speaker 2: We don't know this person.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: I apologize.
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Speaker 3: Hey, sorry. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 6: I was waiting, man.
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Speaker 2: That was a bad welcome to this show.
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Speaker 11: I know.
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Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: I'll try not to talk.
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Speaker 12: Who are you?
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Speaker 9: Wait, I don't, I don't know.
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Speaker 6: It's okay.
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Speaker 3: We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We do this segment called the second date update where we try to help our listeners. If they get ghosted after a date or in your case, in the middle of a date and they don't know why. Then they can reach out to us for a little bit of help in figuring out the answers.
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Speaker 12: Okay, so why are you calling me?
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Speaker 3: Because you went out with a guy named Mike. This happened like a week ago when you went to a haunted house, and he lost track of you in the middle of it.
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Speaker 11: Oh, my God. That was a close call.
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 1: A close call?
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Speaker 11: What do you mean?
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Speaker 2: In the haunted house?
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Speaker 12: I don't know if I should say anything.
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Speaker 3: All right, well, have a good day. This is how it works on the show. The people who call us agree beforehand to hear whatever the reason might be, even if it's embarrassing or whatever it is. It's just he's totally in the dark for what happened.
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Speaker 11: Well, I mean, it.
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Speaker 12: Kind of started when we were having drinks. I don't know if he told you, but we did some drinks. before the main date was just like a haunted house.
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Speaker 4: So it did start before you went to the haunted house where you were getting some sort of weird vibes or something? Yeah.
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Speaker 12: So I'm sitting there having drinks and like he looked so familiar to me.
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Speaker 9: And I'm just racking my brain.
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Speaker 12: We're talking about just, you know.
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Speaker 2: Is it because of the picture online? Like, you're like, whoa, he actually looks like his profile.
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Speaker 12: I mean, he did look a little bit different in person than he did online. And I don't think I would have gone out with him had I.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's.
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Speaker 3: Not the problem wasn't like what he look it was like the night or two before I was watching the news.
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Speaker 12: And And there was this police sketch of a guy who was doing really lewd and, you know, horrible things in haunted houses.
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Speaker 2: What? No way it's going here.
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Speaker 1: Like a flasher? Like that type of thing?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: Oh, God.
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Speaker 12: And the sketch looks like him in person, not like him online.
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Speaker 4: What?
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Speaker 3: Just real quick, the sketch doesn't look like me or anything, right?
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Speaker 6: Jeff! Jeff!
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Speaker 3: I just want to make sure.
00:13:07
Speaker 2: They didn't catch you.
00:13:08
Speaker 3: Okay. No, that's not funny.
00:13:10
Speaker 1: That would be so freaky.
00:13:13
Speaker 4: Did you look it up on your phone while he was sitting there to see if you're like, because sometimes your memory can play tricks with you or something, you know?
00:13:19
Speaker 12: I will excuse myself to go to the bathroom. And then, you know, I can't be 100% sure because it is a police sketch, but I was just like, I'm not going to take any chances.
00:13:26
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:13:27
Speaker 3: If you're not going to take any chances, why would you go into the haunted house with him? Why didn't you leave at the drinks?
00:13:33
Speaker 12: In my brain, I was like, oh, my God, a haunted house.
00:13:35
Speaker 11: It's going to be dark. There's going to be corners.
00:13:37
Speaker 12: I can slip out at some point.
00:13:38
Speaker 3: Well, now you're bringing the criminal to the place.
00:13:40
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, though.
00:13:42
Speaker 4: Before we jump on the, like, this is the guy, he told us he hadn't been to a haunted house in years, and he was actually worried that he was screaming so loud, and that's why, because, like, Remember, he was so scared.
00:13:53
Speaker 12: Well, like I said, I couldn't be 100% sure. It looked a lot like him, and I just followed my instincts, and I snuck out during, like, a fog machine.
00:14:02
Speaker 3: Ah, so you did.
00:14:04
Speaker 6: All right.
00:14:04
Speaker 3: So you left in the middle of the day, too.
00:14:06
Speaker 2: You didn't call the police.
00:14:09
Speaker 3: Did you? Dakar, there's two sides to every story. You should at least hear Mike's version of what happened.
00:14:15
Speaker 2: This doesn't feel good, Jeff.
00:14:16
Speaker 3: Who's been waiting and listening?
00:14:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, that feels not good. That feels bad.
00:14:19
Speaker 11: Oh, my God. Are you serious?
00:14:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Mike is on the other line right now wanting to talk to you. Close on, I assume.
00:14:25
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, like if we had known, we would have not set this up.
00:14:29
Speaker 3: He's not convicted, even if he is the guy. And it's probably not even him.
00:14:34
Speaker 2: We don't know.
00:14:34
Speaker 3: Mike, are you the guy? Are you the flasher?
00:14:38
Speaker 6: What are you guys talking about?
00:14:40
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on. Be honest.
00:14:42
Speaker 2: He didn't say no.
00:14:43
Speaker 6: I was a perfect gentleman. We had a nice conversation over drinks. I didn't do any of the work. I was getting into the haunted house.
00:14:51
Speaker 7: But that's how they get you. They lure you in.
00:14:53
Speaker 3: The perfect gentleman's stranger.
00:14:55
Speaker 5: Nobody said streakers aren't gentlemen.
00:14:58
Speaker 3: That's true.
00:14:59
Speaker 4: Was the guy doing it on dates, do you know, or just randomly at haunted houses?
00:15:03
Speaker 11: I don't know. That's a good question.
00:15:05
Speaker 3: We should ask him about it. Mike, are you doing this on dates?
00:15:08
Speaker 10: Yeah.
00:15:09
Speaker 3: Or do you just save it for special nights?
00:15:11
Speaker 6: No, I've never been arrested in my entire life for anything. Okay, arrested is not.
00:15:17
Speaker 1: That's why they don't have a mugshot, Mike.
00:15:19
Speaker 3: That person's on the loose.
00:15:21
Speaker 6: I've never been charged. I've never been arrested.
00:15:23
Speaker 3: What about accused?
00:15:25
Speaker 1: But you go around.
00:15:26
Speaker 12: In haunted houses exposing yourself.
00:15:28
Speaker 9: You haven't answered the question.
00:15:30
Speaker 6: Oh, you did.
00:15:31
Speaker 10: I've never exposed myself to anybody. You've got to be kidding me.
00:15:36
Speaker 3: I do think we have to jump to Mike's defense here. You're making a big assumption about a guy based on a police sketch. It's not even an actual photo. He would be a really.
00:15:47
Speaker 4: Really dumb criminal if he came on a radio station. I mean, there are dumb criminals out there. We cover those in a different segment called Laser Stories, but still.
00:15:58
Speaker 3: So the only fair thing to do is have Mike stand in a police lineup of a bunch of other creepy looking guys.
00:16:07
Speaker 8: And take his clothes off.
00:16:08
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:16:08
Speaker 8: Okay.
00:16:09
Speaker 3: We'll solve a crime and hopefully get another date out of it because that's the whole goal here, Dakar.
00:16:16
Speaker 6: I'm taking a beating here.
00:16:19
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous.
00:16:22
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember his scream joke that he put at the end last text? Like she thought that he was in a police sketch and he's like, oh, I haven't even made you scream yet.
00:16:31
Speaker 1: I meant scream in a good way. You guys, you're out of your mind.
00:16:41
Speaker 10: This is completely ridiculous.
00:16:43
Speaker 6: Don't even bother asking about the second date. I'd be afraid to get near this woman.
00:16:48
Speaker 3: Well, we don't even have to ask. You're already going to meet Dakar down at the police station and get in that lineup.
00:16:54
Speaker 6: I will get in that lineup.
00:16:56
Speaker 3: Wow.
00:16:57
Speaker 1: That's kind of sweet, Dakar. He'll do a police lineup for you.
00:17:01
Speaker 8: That's actually kind of sweet.
00:17:02
Speaker 3: That's a first for our show, for this segment, for sure. Usually they refuse the lineups. Most people get arrested immediately. So I'd be willing to give him a chance if I were you, Dakar, but the choice is yours. We'll send you guys out on a date and pay for it if you want to.
00:17:17
Speaker 1: Middle of the day, very public place.
00:17:20
Speaker 11: Listen, as long as you don't wear a trench coat.
00:17:24
Speaker 2: Wait, for real? You're actually going to agree to this, Dakar?
00:17:26
Speaker 12: I mean, you guys said you were going to pay for it.
00:17:30
Speaker 11: We might as well. And then I'll bring the sketch.
00:17:33
Speaker 12: And then I'll ask our waitress, does it look like him?
00:17:36
Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
00:17:37
Speaker 2: Everybody thinks they're on a murder podcast right now, I swear.
00:17:40
Speaker 6: You know what? I'll go on the date just so I have something to tell my friend.
00:17:43
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:17:44
Speaker 2: All right.
00:17:45
Speaker 3: Mike, maybe if the date goes well, you two will end up at the courthouse, and then you can get married, and they can put you behind bars once you're found to be the right person.
00:17:53
Speaker 4: And you'll have your photographs done because the mug shots.
00:17:57
Speaker 3: Hallmark, call us. We have your next big movie idea.
00:18:01
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:18:05
Speaker 3: Man, when you look back on your life and think about all-time worst first dates, getting mistaken for a serial flasher has got to be up there. At least top five.
00:18:13
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
00:18:14
Speaker 5: Or getting busted as a serial flasher.
00:18:18
Speaker 1: I'm still concerned about that one, Alexis.
00:18:20
Speaker 3: We didn't think about that one. If he was like, yeah, so what?
00:18:24
Speaker 6: I love you.
00:18:24
Speaker 3: I mean, we're 99% sure he's not that guy.
00:18:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he's not.
00:18:28
Speaker 3: He wouldn't be on the radio if he was a wanted criminal.
00:18:30
Speaker 1: Or it's reverse psychology.
00:18:32
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And he's, like, doing the most to be the... Oh, that's a thing.
00:18:35
Speaker 5: That's a real thing that criminals do.
00:18:37
Speaker 3: Well, luckily, the police lineup should sort everything out for us. But the good news is we pulled through for Mike and got him a second date.
00:18:45
Speaker 6: Look at us.
00:18:46
Speaker 2: He kept his pants on the entire time. He is.
00:18:48
Speaker 3: It's a good reminder. Don't judge a man by what's under his trench coat, but by what's in his heart.
00:18:55
Speaker 2: That sounds like a bumper sticker, Jeff.
00:18:56
Speaker 3: I think you're also allowed to judge the trench coat. It sounds sweet. If you need some help with your dating life, you can always email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. And go check out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey.
00:19:10
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:19:14
Speaker 3: Some people call it spooky season.
00:19:17
Speaker 13: Oh.
00:19:17
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:19:18
Speaker 3: Most call it autumnal October.
00:19:20
Speaker 2: No one calls it that, Jeff. Why are you trying so hard with that one?
00:19:23
Speaker 3: But if you're single, you know it as hookup Halloween.
00:19:28
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:19:28
Speaker 3: I trademarked that event, by the way.
00:19:30
Speaker 11: Oh, you did.
00:19:31
Speaker 3: Wristbands, $ 25 per person to get in. Take my money, Jeff.
00:19:35
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:19:35
Speaker 3: Because no party is better for random makeouts than adult Halloween parties.
00:19:40
Speaker 9: Yes.
00:19:40
Speaker 2: Yeah. That is so true.
00:19:42
Speaker 3: And for one of our listeners, that was definitely the case recently when she was vibing with a costumed stranger.
00:19:49
Speaker 13: Ooh.
00:19:50
Speaker 3: Until the very end of the night when it took a really strange unexpected turn you're gonna hear what happened in your second date update right after this.
00:19:59
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update.
00:20:04
Speaker 3: Where are the best places to meet someone during the spooky season.
00:20:08
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I just saw an ad for a party that was called twerk-or-treating.
00:20:13
Speaker 1: Twerk-or-treating?
00:20:15
Speaker 2: It was like a big.
00:20:15
Speaker 3: Trick-or-treating with children?
00:20:17
Speaker 2: No, no.
00:20:18
Speaker 1: Twerk-or-treating.
00:20:19
Speaker 2: It was like a nightclub party.
00:20:20
Speaker 3: I thought it was really good.
00:20:22
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:20:23
Speaker 3: Maybe that's an option. If you were thinking... If you're thinking the local cemetery, though, I can save you a trip and a very awkward conversation with the ground security guard who was not happy with me, to say the least. Apparently, there's better places suited for single-seeking romance around Halloween, and Jenna was at one of them recently. Jenna, welcome to the show.
00:20:44
Speaker 11: Hey, how are you guys?
00:20:46
Speaker 3: Jenna, were you at twerk or treat?
00:20:49
Speaker 8: I would not.
00:20:51
Speaker 1: I saw another ad for Bratoween.
00:20:53
Speaker 2: You know, like CharlieXCX, like Brat Suburb.
00:20:56
Speaker 5: The fact you're getting ads for these makes me think they're not cool.
00:21:00
Speaker 7: It's not working.
00:21:01
Speaker 3: Stop trying to sound young.
00:21:02
Speaker 9: Jenna.
00:21:02
Speaker 4: I saw an Elviraween ad and it sounds great.
00:21:06
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Jenna, where did you meet somebody recently?
00:21:10
Speaker 11: I was at a friend of mine's Halloween party.
00:21:12
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:21:13
Speaker 3: Like a house party?
00:21:14
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, a house party, right.
00:21:16
Speaker 2: Dude, those are so fun.
00:21:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are. I haven't been to like a ranger in a while.
00:21:20
Speaker 2: I mean, we want to know who you met, but I want to know what you went as first.
00:21:23
Speaker 11: Oh, sexy ghost face.
00:21:25
Speaker 2: Oh.
00:21:25
Speaker 3: Sexy ghost face? The killer from the Scream movies?
00:21:29
Speaker 5: So just like a mask and a cute black outfit?
00:21:31
Speaker 6: Uh-huh, exactly.
00:21:33
Speaker 3: All right, you're a sexy ghost face and was this guy you met in college? What's his name, by the way?
00:21:38
Speaker 6: Drew. Drew.
00:21:39
Speaker 3: Was Drew in a costume or did he go just plain?
00:21:42
Speaker 9: He was.
00:21:43
Speaker 11: Drew was dressed as Jason Voorhees.
00:21:47
Speaker 2: Oh.
00:21:47
Speaker 3: I've always had dreams of Jason and Scream Guy getting together.
00:21:51
Speaker 4: Now, Jason is the one with the red and white striped shirt, sweater, am I thinking right?
00:21:56
Speaker 3: That's Freddy Krueger.
00:21:57
Speaker 11: No, that's Freddy Krueger and it was green and red.
00:22:00
Speaker 1: Oh, what is Jason dressed as? Is he the hockey mask?
00:22:02
Speaker 3: Hockey mask guy.
00:22:03
Speaker 2: Hockey mask. And kind of built, right? No, that's Michael Myers.
00:22:09
Speaker 3: Can we not focus on the costumes so much and what their bodies look like? I want to know how hot he was. What was his t-shirt size?
00:22:17
Speaker 11: He's pretty hot.
00:22:18
Speaker 3: Okay, he's hot, Jason. I could have said that immediately. So it's kind of cool you're both dressed as horror movie villains. Does that help you guys bond?
00:22:27
Speaker 6: It did.
00:22:28
Speaker 9: And love of the classics, if you will. And so we were just hanging out and having great chat because I mean, horror genre is totally my jam and he gets it.
00:22:38
Speaker 2: What did you just say?
00:22:39
Speaker 1: What was your jam?
00:22:40
Speaker 3: You say cortisone is your jam?
00:22:42
Speaker 11: No, the horror genre, like real horror genre.
00:22:46
Speaker 3: You got to take off your ghost face mask when you're doing this call so we can understand you.
00:22:52
Speaker 2: I see. Okay. How far into the conversation did you guys start making out?
00:22:58
Speaker 9: Well, a while.
00:22:59
Speaker 11: Okay.
00:22:59
Speaker 1: It's a Halloween party. Everybody's drinking.
00:23:03
Speaker 6: They did get there.
00:23:04
Speaker 3: Brooke always jumps right to the hookup. She doesn't want to know anything about the actual connection that they have.
00:23:09
Speaker 11: I like the way you think, though.
00:23:11
Speaker 2: See?
00:23:11
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:23:12
Speaker 9: We started dancing, and then we each have our weapons, right?
00:23:17
Speaker 11: And so we're slasher dancing.
00:23:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny.
00:23:21
Speaker 5: Wait, are you guys both talking with only your masks on the whole time? Or do you take them off?
00:23:25
Speaker 3: Did you get to see what he looked like?
00:23:26
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, I mean, it was hot. So he had his mask on the top of his head.
00:23:31
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay.
00:23:32
Speaker 11: So, I mean, we knew what we looked like.
00:23:34
Speaker 10: Okay.
00:23:35
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:23:35
Speaker 2: Dude, and I love that you're both, like, having so much fun with it.
00:23:38
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:23:39
Speaker 10: You know?
00:23:39
Speaker 11: Yeah, and it was just a blast.
00:23:41
Speaker 9: And that was the thing, is that it was just no stress, no pressure, great chemistry.
00:23:45
Speaker 3: Pretending to stab each other on the dance floor. Just classic first date energy. So was there any... I mean, you were painting it really nicely. How did the date end?
00:23:54
Speaker 4: Well.
00:23:55
Speaker 9: We're having drinks and we're chatting and there's a girl that just kept side-eyeing me. And I didn't think I was being paranoid. I'm not really built like that.
00:24:04
Speaker 3: Was it a costume where the eye was on the side.
00:24:07
Speaker 8: Of her head?
00:24:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, she got googly eyes.
00:24:08
Speaker 11: No, it was legit.
00:24:10
Speaker 2: Do you know like how.
00:24:11
Speaker 3: She has a crush on your man?
00:24:13
Speaker 2: Or he was talking to somebody else. Like, I mean, how single was Jason Voorhees?
00:24:20
Speaker 9: I didn't know entirely. My buddy said that he has this thing for him. Maybe they'd gone out a couple of times.
00:24:25
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe there's some history there.
00:24:28
Speaker 11: I have to admit, I'm a.
00:24:29
Speaker 9: Little on the competitive side and I liked him.
00:24:32
Speaker 11: I was like, this is really cool. So I asked him to walk me home.
00:24:36
Speaker 9: I just live a couple of blocks away from my friends.
00:24:39
Speaker 11: And so he.
00:24:39
Speaker 9: Walked me home and we made out a little and I invited him up.
00:24:44
Speaker 11: He said, no, that he had to get back to the party. There were some people that he needed. He just sort of, Ghosted the party.
00:24:51
Speaker 1: I mean, that makes sense.
00:24:54
Speaker 2: If you go with your friends, you can't just ditch them.
00:24:56
Speaker 3: My friends would be so happy if I disappeared because I was making out.
00:25:00
Speaker 11: I understand.
00:25:01
Speaker 3: Was that the last time that you saw him?
00:25:04
Speaker 11: Yeah, and I sent him a text, and I haven't heard back from him.
00:25:07
Speaker 6: Oh, no.
00:25:08
Speaker 5: But you're competitive, and you left him in the party with the other girl.
00:25:11
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
00:25:13
Speaker 2: That is a bad move, isn't it? I thought that.
00:25:15
Speaker 3: He went back to her, kind of. Is that what you're thinking?
00:25:18
Speaker 9: Maybe I kind of expected him to come back up to my place, so I don't know what to say.
00:25:25
Speaker 2: I mean, it's rare that a guy turns you down. Yeah. I mean, honestly.
00:25:29
Speaker 3: Our bodies just take over.
00:25:30
Speaker 13: We're like, yes, I will go upstairs.
00:25:32
Speaker 3: Well, we're going to figure out what is wrong with Jason once and for all.
00:25:38
Speaker 2: What is his real name?
00:25:39
Speaker 3: Who cares?
00:25:39
Speaker 2: No, it's Jason and Ghostface.
00:25:41
Speaker 3: We don't have a name either, by the way.
00:25:43
Speaker 2: Sorry, but we love you.
00:25:44
Speaker 3: Make the horror movie rom-com.
00:25:46
Speaker 9: Ooh.
00:25:47
Speaker 3: Hookup that should have happened.
00:25:49
Speaker 1: Dude, that'd actually be a good sequel.
00:25:51
Speaker 3: It really would.
00:25:51
Speaker 11: Wouldn't it?
00:25:52
Speaker 3: We're going to make it happen with your second date update right after this. Hold on.
00:25:55
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:25:57
Speaker 8: Second date update.
00:26:00
Speaker 3: It's the blockbuster horror flick that Hollywood is too scared to make. When Jason met Ghostie. They swore they were just going to be killer friends, but the only thing that can defeat pure evil is the power of true love. As long as they're holding each other's weapons, that is. I know this is kind of confusing if you're just joining in, so I'll try and bullet point what I'm talking about for you. Two people met at a Halloween house party the other night. One dressed as sexy ghost face from Scream. That would be our listener, Jenna. The other was dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th, whose real name Brooke remembers is Drew.
00:26:44
Speaker 2: That's what I said at the same time as you. Did you not hear me?
00:26:47
Speaker 6: Yes.
00:26:48
Speaker 3: One, two, three, Drew. They hung out, they danced, they kissed. Jason walked her home at the end of the night, but turned down an invite to stay.
00:26:57
Speaker 13: Why?
00:26:58
Speaker 3: We're not totally sure. That's the mystery of Jason. Well, he said, I got to go back to the party. I don't want to let my friends down. Do we believe that? Yeah, what does that even mean?
00:27:08
Speaker 4: And it's the friends, that person, that woman who was eyeing him all night was friends in quotes.
00:27:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you mention that, Jeff, to them?
00:27:16
Speaker 3: To who? To the people listening right now that there was another girl who had a crush. Oh, okay. Well, we can go through all of the costumes that were at the party if that would help our listeners, but I just think we should probably focus on Jenna and Drew.
00:27:28
Speaker 2: You're right.
00:27:29
Speaker 10: Okay.
00:27:29
Speaker 3: So, I'm ready to call Drew here.
00:27:32
Speaker 2: Yep, and I've written down both their names so I won't forget.
00:27:34
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:27:36
Speaker 2: Jenna and Drew.
00:27:37
Speaker 6: There it is.
00:27:38
Speaker 3: I can sense Jenna's confidence without her even speaking once during this whole time.
00:27:43
Speaker 5: I forgot she's on the phone.
00:27:45
Speaker 9: I'm just listening to the stories you guys tell us.
00:27:48
Speaker 4: Just like a scary horror movie villain would.
00:27:51
Speaker 3: This is your love story, Jenna, or it could be if it goes well.
00:27:54
Speaker 2: A horror love story. Oh, my God. Are we going to call and say, do you like scary movies?
00:27:57
Speaker 3: We could.
00:27:58
Speaker 2: Because that's your character.
00:28:00
Speaker 3: Hello, Sydney.
00:28:01
Speaker 2: You want to play a game?
00:28:03
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:28:04
Speaker 3: You think he would like that? You think he would like.
00:28:06
Speaker 12: That, Jenna?
00:28:07
Speaker 9: I think that would be fantastic.
00:28:08
Speaker 2: And his name is Drew.
00:28:09
Speaker 1: Like Drew Barrymore, who you killed in the very beginning.
00:28:13
Speaker 3: Okay, she's a side character.
00:28:14
Speaker 1: Spoiler alert!
00:28:15
Speaker 3: She dies.
00:28:16
Speaker 1: I know, but she'll a star.
00:28:19
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:28:20
Speaker 3: Brooke's like, hold up, when's your birthday?
00:28:21
Speaker 8: No, I'm kidding.
00:28:22
Speaker 3: Let's just call Drew, and we'll see if we can get another date for you.
00:28:27
Speaker 1: Here we.
00:28:33
Speaker 10: Go.
00:28:35
Speaker 9: Hello?
00:28:36
Speaker 3: Hello, Sydney.
00:28:37
Speaker 1: Oh, you did it! You did it!
00:28:39
Speaker 3: You like scary movies?
00:28:41
Speaker 9: Ah!
00:28:42
Speaker 3: Oh my god what is this What's up Drew Hey Drew I'm sorry man This is Drew right Is.
00:28:49
Speaker 13: This somebody on the phone Yeah Lots of people.
00:28:52
Speaker 3: It's a lot of somebodies It's a whole morning radio show Called Brooke and Jeffrey Oh my god What.
00:28:56
Speaker 2: Is this Yeah Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:28:58
Speaker 3: We're a show And we do this segment That you're on right now It's called The Second Date Update Not sure if you're Familiar with that But basically We have a listener That you met recently And the two of you had Quite the love connection.
00:29:11
Speaker 2: Yeah Really Well, I mean, maybe like you had crushes on each other.
00:29:15
Speaker 13: This does not sound very familiar. I'm not sure what you guys are talking about.
00:29:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would go with love on a Halloween party.
00:29:20
Speaker 3: Well, sorry. According to her, you guys had a good time together. Her name is Jenna. You met her at this house party during Halloween.
00:29:28
Speaker 2: You may know her as Ghostface.
00:29:30
Speaker 6: Right. House party at Halloween.
00:29:32
Speaker 13: Yeah, I don't really remember very much of it, but I did go.
00:29:34
Speaker 3: Oh, God. It sounded like it was a big party.
00:29:37
Speaker 2: Wait, were you like wasted?
00:29:39
Speaker 3: You went as Jason Voorhees, right?
00:29:41
Speaker 13: Yeah, it was Jason Voorhees.
00:29:42
Speaker 3: Okay. So hopefully you remember dancing with a girl dressed as sexy ghost face.
00:29:49
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:29:50
Speaker 13: Yeah, she was hot.
00:29:51
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:29:52
Speaker 13: Well, good.
00:29:53
Speaker 2: We're back on track.
00:29:54
Speaker 3: So she told us about you two hanging out. She said she had a really good time with you that night.
00:29:59
Speaker 2: She said she laughed a lot. You guys, like, bonded over horror films.
00:30:02
Speaker 3: She was hoping that maybe you guys could hang out out in the real world, even without your masks on.
00:30:09
Speaker 13: Really? Yeah. Because last time I checked, she was hanging out with a different guy at the party.
00:30:15
Speaker 2: No, she said you walked her home. She was only with you.
00:30:19
Speaker 3: And you went back to the party.
00:30:21
Speaker 13: No, she was like hanging out with me for a little while. And then she ended up talking to some guy who was dressed exactly like me and then went home with that guy.
00:30:29
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
00:30:30
Speaker 11: Oh, no.
00:30:31
Speaker 3: Oh, no. Wait, that wasn't you that walked her home?
00:30:35
Speaker 10: No.
00:30:36
Speaker 6: What? Oh, no.
00:30:38
Speaker 2: There was another guy in a hockey mask?
00:30:40
Speaker 3: You made out with a stranger.
00:30:42
Speaker 13: There was like six guys.
00:30:43
Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
00:30:45
Speaker 3: Oh, God.
00:30:46
Speaker 1: Hey, it's good that guy didn't go up to her house, though. Hey, he's got good morals.
00:30:50
Speaker 2: Small victory.
00:30:50
Speaker 3: That's very good.
00:30:51
Speaker 1: Just saying.
00:30:52
Speaker 3: Good observation.
00:30:54
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
00:30:55
Speaker 8: Oh, but, oh, no.
00:30:57
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:30:57
Speaker 13: Why did she call this into a radio station? I'm completely confused.
00:31:00
Speaker 2: She didn't know that.
00:31:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't realize what had happened. And I don't know if you heard her earlier.
00:31:05
Speaker 6: Oh, dang.
00:31:06
Speaker 3: She is on the other line listening to this, wanting to talk to you.
00:31:09
Speaker 13: She's actually on the phone?
00:31:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jenna is there.
00:31:12
Speaker 6: Jenna? Oh, my gosh.
00:31:13
Speaker 13: What is going on here?
00:31:15
Speaker 11: I don't even know what to say apart from, ew! Ew!
00:31:20
Speaker 3: Ew!
00:31:20
Speaker 6: Okay. Hey, I thought we were.
00:31:22
Speaker 13: Having a good time, and then you blew me off, or you blew somebody off. I don't know who it was.
00:31:27
Speaker 11: No, I thought it was you that walked me home.
00:31:30
Speaker 3: Was the guy that walked you home, was he wearing his Jason Voorhees mask?
00:31:35
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, but you said you made out with him at the door. You didn't notice a difference?
00:31:40
Speaker 9: No, it was dark. I didn't have my front house lights on. It was dark on the dance floor.
00:31:44
Speaker 1: I have bad vision, too, girl.
00:31:46
Speaker 2: I get it.
00:31:46
Speaker 3: And at the end of a Halloween party, probably a lot of drinks happening.
00:31:50
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
00:31:51
Speaker 9: I was just coming to grips with this. I made out with two different Jasons that night.
00:31:54
Speaker 2: I mean, who hasn't before?
00:31:56
Speaker 3: She'd be bummed it wasn't at the same time. Oh, God.
00:31:59
Speaker 2: Which one was better?
00:32:01
Speaker 3: Do you remember?
00:32:02
Speaker 1: Is that an important question?
00:32:05
Speaker 3: Don't answer that unless the answer is Drew.
00:32:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, good point.
00:32:09
Speaker 9: Drew, at the party, definitely. That's another thing that just seems so weird when you walked me home.
00:32:14
Speaker 3: Remember, it wasn't him.
00:32:15
Speaker 6: I did not walk you home.
00:32:17
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly. You went home with a different guy.
00:32:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, but are you hearing her, Drew? She didn't realize.
00:32:23
Speaker 11: I had no idea that it was not you.
00:32:26
Speaker 6: She knew.
00:32:26
Speaker 11: Are you kidding me?
00:32:28
Speaker 13: She definitely knew.
00:32:30
Speaker 2: Dude, come on. I don't know.
00:32:33
Speaker 1: Why would she call us.
00:32:34
Speaker 2: If she knew?
00:32:35
Speaker 4: I mean, she told us the whole story, and the whole story was only one Jason.
00:32:39
Speaker 9: Why would I even bother to call a radio station to get back in touch with you? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
00:32:45
Speaker 2: And it would be so embarrassing.
00:32:46
Speaker 13: That was a little bit heated when it happened at the time, but I'm kind of over it now. I actually ended up hooking up with a different girl that night.
00:32:53
Speaker 2: Oh, God.
00:32:55
Speaker 3: Also dressed as Ghostface, too, because that would be a weird coincidence.
00:32:58
Speaker 2: Was it the girl staring at you in the corner?
00:33:00
Speaker 13: They were all staring at me.
00:33:01
Speaker 6: It was hard to keep track.
00:33:03
Speaker 2: There were six Jasons, so I don't know. This one couldn't even remember which one was you, so I wouldn't get too full of ourselves.
00:33:11
Speaker 3: You told us at the start of this phone call, Drew, that you were having a good time with Jenna, too, and you wanted to see her more.
00:33:17
Speaker 2: I did.
00:33:18
Speaker 7: I did.
00:33:18
Speaker 13: That would have been great.
00:33:19
Speaker 2: So why can't you do that now? I mean, like, you shouldn't let this get in the way.
00:33:24
Speaker 13: Well, she goes off with another guy. I ended up hooking up with somebody else. Things happen the way they happen. It's just the way it goes.
00:33:30
Speaker 3: That's just like this blockbuster horror flick that we're plotting with Jason meeting Ghostie, and there's going to be some drama in that, too. It's nothing that you can't overcome, because we'd like to send you out on another date, dude.
00:33:41
Speaker 13: Another date.
00:33:42
Speaker 3: Actually, a first date.
00:33:43
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:33:44
Speaker 3: First official date with Jenna.
00:33:45
Speaker 2: Come on.
00:33:47
Speaker 3: And we'll pay for it. I know Jason loves a good deal.
00:33:52
Speaker 13: Well, the thing is, you know, I hooked up with another girl that night.
00:33:54
Speaker 2: Again, you keep bringing that up.
00:33:56
Speaker 13: You know, we've just been hanging out the last couple nights, and I just kind of want to see where that goes.
00:34:02
Speaker 10: Oh.
00:34:02
Speaker 2: Didn't know Jason was such a faithful man.
00:34:04
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:34:05
Speaker 3: He's such a hopeless romantic.
00:34:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, he gets such a bad rep.
00:34:07
Speaker 3: He's like, any of the 50 girls that were looking at me, I would have stuck with them. Yep. Jenna, I mean.
00:34:13
Speaker 6: Hey.
00:34:14
Speaker 11: This is so weird.
00:34:16
Speaker 3: Are you willing to wait till it fizzles with the other girl?
00:34:18
Speaker 1: No, no, we got the other Jason Voorhees. Yeah, it does.
00:34:20
Speaker 6: Oh.
00:34:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go with number two.
00:34:22
Speaker 3: Do you have the guy who walked you home's number?
00:34:25
Speaker 11: Yeah, no, I have no idea who that guy was at all. So, no, I don't have his number.
00:34:31
Speaker 8: Oh, wow.
00:34:31
Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
00:34:32
Speaker 9: Okay.
00:34:32
Speaker 2: Maybe it was the real Jason. You know, you escape something actually pretty scary.
00:34:38
Speaker 3: In that case, he's probably waiting for you back at your apartment. You should go home.
00:34:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, remember to run up the stairs.
00:34:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, give him a big hug.
00:34:46
Speaker 9: You know, nothing says horror movie like bringing a rando back to your front yard to make out in the dark and then leave.
00:34:52
Speaker 3: Maybe a little bit different movie, less romantic, but sure.
00:34:56
Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:34:59
Speaker 3: You've heard the classic saying, never kiss a serial killer on the mouth.
00:35:03
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:35:04
Speaker 3: Well, she kissed two.
00:35:06
Speaker 2: In one night. I mean, she was one herself.
00:35:09
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:35:09
Speaker 2: So we've got to cut her some slack.
00:35:11
Speaker 3: Is that a triple serial killer situation?
00:35:12
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, my God. That is so embarrassing.
00:35:16
Speaker 3: It does beg the question, though. How many people are you allowed to make out with at the same house party and have it be okay? Depends on if you're single or not. As long as you keep it under 50% of the total guest.
00:35:27
Speaker 6: List, then you're good.
00:35:28
Speaker 2: It's all about if you get caught, Jeff. And she got caught. As many as you want, if you can be sneaky enough.
00:35:34
Speaker 3: The thing is, she didn't even want to make out with the second guy. That was a total accident. I mean, it just didn't work out. At least not this Halloween. Yeah, maybe next Halloween. But, you know, we can always help with your dating life or even your Halloween costume ideas if you want some sexy input from Brooke or from Alexis, even Jose and I. Ours isn't sexy. We're mid-input.
00:35:54
Speaker 2: You know I've always ruled sexy Halloween costumes.
00:35:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, your sexy blood clot.
00:35:59
Speaker 2: Thank you.
00:36:00
Speaker 1: That was good. Oh, positive.
00:36:03
Speaker 3: Remember she was a jar of spaghetti sauce?
00:36:04
Speaker 2: Wow.
00:36:05
Speaker 9: Hey.
00:36:06
Speaker 2: I was sexy and pregnant because I was preggo.
00:36:08
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:36:09
Speaker 3: We're the experts.
00:36:10
Speaker 2: You want me to keep them coming?
00:36:11
Speaker 3: Email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back. And make sure you go check out all of our second dates. We have a podcast for this. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey.
