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Speaker 1: Happy Saturday. Our Halloween party's starting for everybody this weekend. Is this the start of the season?
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Speaker 2: I think it is.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I'm deep in the 30th birthday still. I'm getting on a party bus today, though, for once. Oh, you are? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's even better. Yeah, that's pretty fun. Last time I was on something close to a party bus was when Brooke got me a video game bus.
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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say when I took you in my minivan to the casino. Oh, no. That's pretty close to a party bus. You got lights in there. Oh, yeah. We do it right.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: Let's get to it. We got back-to-back classics. But first, we always love to highlight your comments. Thank you so much for leaving them. We do read almost.
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Speaker 2: All of them.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. This is actually a nice one. This is just a gentle PSA.
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Speaker 4: We were talking about firefighters the other day.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 4: And AGPG's commented, firefighters do not get per diem, and they're not supposed.
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Speaker 1: To accept gifts, but you can drop off packaged food at the stations as a thank you. Oh, that's fun to know.
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Speaker 2: Totally should.
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Speaker 1: I like how they said, we don't want your homemade meals. Bring us the pre-packaged stuff.
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Speaker 2: I think firefighters are like really good cooks, right? They're always like, someone's assigned to one.
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Speaker 1: So my next door neighbor, he still is a firefighter, but he was also a bodybuilder. competition guy right where he couldn't even put his arms down and he would take boxes out and he'd literally rip them in half with his bare hands but then he also went to juilliard for trumpet firefighters they could do it all okay shout out to randy if you're listening i did not expect that to go this way at all i just wanted to mention the food yeah sorry all right he wasn't a very good cook though oh yeah All right. Thank you for that. Back to back classic. Start now.
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Speaker 3: We are about to speak with maybe the bravest man our show has ever talked to.
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Speaker 5: Wow.
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Speaker 3: Because if what happened to him had happened to me.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't breathe a word of it to anybody ever.
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Speaker 6: Oh.
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Speaker 3: Not to my best friend.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Not to my mom.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Not to my parole officer or the guy I paid to dress up as one.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Nobody's hearing about it. And he's real.
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Speaker 1: You tell that guy everything.
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Speaker 7: I sure do.
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Speaker 3: I'm an open book. But one man is willing to retell his story of the most embarrassing date night of his life in the hopes that it might get him another shot with the woman that he likes. Will it be worth the public self-humiliation? We're going to find out in a second date update right after this.
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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 9: Second date update.
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Speaker 3: Brooke, in the history of doing this segment, what is the biggest disaster date you ever remember hearing from a listener?
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Speaker 8: Oh.
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Speaker 3: That's a big question.
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Speaker 7: I know.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 1: Pooping accidentally in the back of a cab. Oh. Do you guys remember that one?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 1: I might have all pooped.
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Speaker 2: Too, behind a tree in a park.
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Speaker 3: That's the one that I remember.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Remember the guy? Food poisoning?
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Speaker 1: There was too much alcohol.
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Speaker 2: Oh, and the girl. Yes.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 7: Yes.
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Speaker 1: I feel like this was before my time.
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Speaker 6: It was.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. This was like a decade ago. I would be traumatized by this if I was here.
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Speaker 2: Let it slip.
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Speaker 1: It stuck with me to this day.
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Speaker 3: A lot of bodily functions involved in terrible disaster dates on this show.
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Speaker 1: It's like the worst nightmare of any woman.
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Speaker 3: Well, we have a guy on the phone who thinks he may take the crown for the new number one most embarrassing date of all time. His name is Nick.
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Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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Speaker 3: And let's welcome him to the show for this moment. Nick, how you doing, man?
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Speaker 6: Oh, I'm good. I mean, I'm okay. How are you? Good morning.
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Speaker 1: Hopefully we made you feel better with those two stories because you're like, it can't be that bad, right?
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Speaker 6: Oh, this one's pretty gnarly.
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Speaker 1: If it involves any bathroom thing, hang up now.
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Speaker 2: No, we want to hear.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever's going on. Let's start from the beginning of the story, at least. What's the name of the girl that you met?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, her name's Crystal. I met her on a dating app.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 6: We went to the zoo lights.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's fun. Like the Christmassy zoo light experience.
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Speaker 1: Everyone should do that.
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Speaker 2: It's a really fun walkthrough.
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Speaker 3: I like the zoo in the dark, personally, but that's okay.
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Speaker 1: I mean, how can a date at the zoo lights go bad? You know, they have some, like, mulled wine. Too many kids around.
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Speaker 3: Did you say mulled wine?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, mulled wine is a.
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Speaker 3: Moldy wine?
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Speaker 6: Mold.
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Speaker 1: M-U-L-L-E-D. Mold.
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Speaker 2: Like to mull it over.
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Speaker 3: Oh, mold. Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 3: I heard M-O-L-D.
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Speaker 1: Whatever. I mean, I would drink that too.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you would.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 3: It just ferments a little more. But yeah, so tell us how Zoo Lights went, Nick.
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Speaker 6: I mean, we definitely had some drinks, you know, and we hit it off great, but the thing was it was like only one bathroom there.
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Speaker 1: Uh-oh. Oh, no, I don't like where this is going.
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Speaker 2: Probably a big lie.
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Speaker 3: This is a bathroom thing.
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Speaker 6: This is the embarrassing part.
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Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 6: They're like all the way in the back. And the bathroom's like all the way in the front.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you're in the back of the zoo and you have to go all the way to the front to get.
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Speaker 6: Right, right. And it's kind of like raining hard. My body's like telling me like, yo, dude, you got to go, man.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: Can we ask number one or two?
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Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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Speaker 3: I don't think we need that.
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Speaker 5: I don't want to know.
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Speaker 3: Although, I mean, the animals in the zoo can go wherever they want. I'm sure human policy has to be similar.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, why can't you just do it in the middle of the pathway and be like, I think one of the giraffes got out.
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Speaker 1: It's a good point. There must be an incredible pooper scooper.
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Speaker 3: I feel like they'd be used to that.
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Speaker 2: For the elephants?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So what happens?
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Speaker 6: So, like, I'm asking the employees. I'm like, hey, man, where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom? Like, 20 minutes that way, 20 minutes this way.
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Speaker 3: Oh, like, really far.
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Speaker 6: 20 minutes?
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Speaker 5: Jeez.
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Speaker 3: That's a hike.
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Speaker 6: I'm like, dude, I got to go. Like, I got to go now. I'm not going to make it in 20 minutes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Wait, and is your day still with you, or have you left her, like, back at a table or something?
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Speaker 6: Smart.
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Speaker 8: No, no, no.
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Speaker 6: She's, like, looking for me, helping me.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 3: Oh, you're both trying to track down the bathroom for you.
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Speaker 1: And you're trying to be cool, but you can't.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 6: I'm, like, trying to play it off. But we find an employee bathroom, right? And then I just tell her, like, hey, just wait right here, and I'll be right back. But I don't know if she heard me, because once I went, it was gnarly. And then when I came out the bathroom, I saw her... just standing in the bathroom. And I'm like, whoa, like you were here the whole time.
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Speaker 2: Like, what do you do?
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Speaker 3: She was like right outside the stall.
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Speaker 6: She was by the sink and her eyes were like big, you know? And I'm just like, what are you doing? That's probably horrifying.
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Speaker 3: Oh my God. Or smell.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.
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Speaker 1: All of it. Why was she in there?
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Speaker 6: She goes, oh, I didn't want to get caught by the employee standing outside the bathroom.
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Speaker 2: That actually makes sense.
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Speaker 3: Actually, yeah.
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Speaker 2: She'd sneak in instead of being out there lingering.
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Speaker 6: I'm just like, oh, my God, dude, I really just like.
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Speaker 1: That's something like you have to be married for 10 years to be in the same room. No, not even then.
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Speaker 9: You don't do it then.
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Speaker 1: If you want your marriage to last, I'm sorry. I know people have different opinions, but I say that's a hard no.
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Speaker 3: Eating lunch on the toilet, that's okay in Brooke's mind.
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Speaker 2: By yourself.
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Speaker 3: Not with your partner there.
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Speaker 6: That's for sure. I mean, she said she covered it years, but I'm just like.
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Speaker 8: She said that?
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Speaker 2: She had to say that?
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Speaker 6: You know, she was trying to make me feel better, like look at the lights, they're shaped like a tiger, and I'm just like, dude, you just hurt me.
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Speaker 2: I mean, dude, you could be the hottest guy in the world.
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Speaker 1: That's really.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, some sounds you just can't recover from.
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Speaker 6: Okay, but hear this. It even gets crazier. Watch. We start leaving, right? And we're like heading back to the house or whatever. I'm dropping her off. And to make things worse, I got to stop and go again to the bathroom.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 3: On the drive home, you had to pull over?
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Speaker 6: Yes, and then I told her, don't follow me in this time.
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Speaker 2: Did she laugh?
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Speaker 1: That's pretty funny. I don't know.
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Speaker 6: I was just out the door. I was just like, I had to get out of here.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 1: Sounds like you maybe had a nervous tummy issue.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I mean, you weren't lying when you said that could be the number one disaster date story.
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Speaker 7: Oh, dear.
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Speaker 6: Hard to recover from.
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Speaker 1: I mean, do you even ask if there was a kiss or a plan for a second date?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what?
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Speaker 6: I didn't even go in for the hug when we said goodbye. I just felt bad. We had to, like, ignore that.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. She's been true enough.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's a good person for trying to make you feel better. You know what I mean?
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Speaker 3: True.
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Speaker 1: She wasn't quiet after.
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Speaker 3: We shouldn't mock you mercilessly like we would have.
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Speaker 6: Yeah. I like that about her, you know? That's why we hit it off. I just feel awkward, and maybe it's in my head. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: It's not in your head.
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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yes!
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Speaker 3: It's in a string of restrooms leading from the zoo back to your house, so.
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Speaker 1: You poor thing.
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Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, man, I mean, sometimes you set a tone, like you may be bathroom boy to her and her friend group right now, and you'll never recover.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes me feel worse. I really hope she's not calling me bathroom boy with her friend.
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Speaker 3: We hope that, too.
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Speaker 1: I thought bathroom boy would be the nicest nickname she should have given you. I would have gone a lot more brutal than that.
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Speaker 3: Let's find out what nickname she actually uses when we call Crystal in just a few minutes here and try and get you your second date update.
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Speaker 6: I don't really know if that's the goal, guys.
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Speaker 3: Maybe it's not your goal, but it's our goal when we do the second date update next.
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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 9: Second date update.
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Speaker 3: If you're just joining us for the second date update, let's hit the highlights of Nick's first date with Crystal.
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Speaker 6: Oh, man.
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Speaker 8: Which are?
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Speaker 1: I mean, there's one.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they went to Zoo Lights together.
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Speaker 1: That's a highlight.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 3: Pretty much all the highlights.
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Speaker 1: She was really kind.
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Speaker 3: Yes, and the glowing tiger. There was a glowing tiger that was kind of cool.
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Speaker 2: All the lights had tiger eyes.
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Speaker 1: He didn't see it, but she did.
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Speaker 3: The low lights include a very embarrassing bathroom incident where Crystal witnessed more than she probably wanted to inside of an employee restroom.
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Speaker 2: Not just witnessed. She got the whole thing.
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Speaker 1: If you have to say I covered my ears afterwards.
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Speaker 6: Ew. Yeah, that's really.
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Speaker 3: All that needs to be said, I think. And there was a second bathroom stop on the drive home.
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Speaker 1: Luckily, she did not attend that one.
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Speaker 3: As far as we know. Anyway, it's been two weeks, and while Nick's body has... finally settled down, his mind is going crazy, wanting another chance.
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Speaker 6: Right, Nick? Yeah, I mean, all I can think about is, like, why did I do this, and how did I screw it up so bad?
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Speaker 1: But the thing is, none of it's your fault.
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Speaker 2: It's the situation.
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Speaker 1: Like, that's the problem. Like, your body just... Defied you.
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Speaker 6: You guys think, like, if this doesn't work out, I could do, like, an awkward Tuesday thing where I, like, sue the zoo or something?
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Speaker 1: Sue the zoo? For you not being able to get to the bathroom in time?
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Speaker 6: They should have more bathrooms instead of one bathroom.
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Speaker 1: There's probably been a lot of kids that have also gone all over the place.
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Speaker 6: That's true.
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Speaker 2: That's a good point.
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Speaker 6: It's, like, the only time in my life I seriously wish I just, like, had old man diapers.
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Speaker 1: No. That smell. No.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: Oh, man. No. You imagine the dinner table.
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Speaker 5: Oh, man.
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Speaker 3: What's your face look like then? You can always do it on a future date. Don't quit on yourself.
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Speaker 8: But here we go.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't give up.
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Speaker 3: Nick, I'm going to dial her number right now.
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Speaker 5: Hello?
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Speaker 6: Hi.
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Speaker 3: Is this Crystal?
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Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Crystal. This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 1: Hi, Crystal.
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Speaker 9: Hi, Crystal.
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Speaker 2: Good morning.
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Speaker 1: The whole show's here. Okay.
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Speaker 3: I know it's probably weird that we're reaching out to you out of the blue, but we're doing something called a second date update.
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Speaker 8: Um, okay.
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Speaker 7: Why?
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Speaker 3: Because one of our listeners said they went out on a very interesting date with you about two weeks ago.
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Speaker 1: They said embarrassing.
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Speaker 3: Well, I was trying to sugarcoat it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I mean, she knows.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
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Speaker 3: A zoo lights date with a guy named Nick.
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Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Appropriate response. Oh, he told us everything, I think.
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Speaker 5: What? I'm sorry, why would he tell you that?
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Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of how this works. We asked Nick to give us some details about your hangout so we could kind of gauge how it went. Yeah, that was kind of how we responded to when we heard it. But we were curious to hear your take on the night. Oh, God.
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Speaker 1: Well, just start with how it started. I mean, were you excited about Nick?
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Speaker 3: Can we start.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I want to start with the good stuff, right?
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Speaker 3: Sure you don't want to get right to the bathroom part, Brooke? No.
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Speaker 1: I just feel like if we're going to set him up for success, we have to remind her that at some point, I think you probably liked him.
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Speaker 2: Right, Crystal? Remember the good times?
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: I was excited about the date.
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Speaker 3: That's good.
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Speaker 5: It was a cute little wholesome date.
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Speaker 7: We were going on.
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Speaker 5: And then it just kind of took a turn.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Turned right through that employee-only door. Can I ask, though? Can I just ask real quick? Why, after you maybe heard what was happening in the stall, did you not just run out of the bathroom real quick and act like you were never in there?
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Speaker 5: You know, I think I was just kind of in shock.
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Speaker 1: Oh, is that bad?
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Speaker 5: Like I had gone into the bathroom because I didn't want to get caught by the employees. I didn't want us to get kicked out. I didn't think what was going to happen was going to happen.
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Speaker 3: Sure. And it's probably like witnessing a car accident where it's horrifying, but at the same time, you can't look away.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All of traffic comes to a crawl. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You had to call your insurance.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 3: I mean, that's what we thought is this must be the reason that you haven't been staying in contact with Nick after your hangout.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: I mean, like, I know it's not his fault, but I can't get that out of my mind.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
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Speaker 2: I mean, that's understandable.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: They always say first impressions, and that's unfortunately his.
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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's a big impression. Not to shock you with any more crazy information, but I do need to let you know that Nick has been listening to this phone call on the other line, waiting to jump in and and surprise.
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Speaker 4: You again he's secretly waiting this time what are.
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Speaker 6: You are you joking.
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Speaker 3: No no unfortunately nick are you there.
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Speaker 6: Hey what's up it's bathroom boy.
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Speaker 1: Oh don't give yourself that nickname nick he's owning it come on.
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Speaker 5: Dude what are you doing you're like making this way.
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Speaker 3: Worse for yourself i mean nick you feel bad that happened.
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Speaker 6: Of course I feel bad. I thought that we had a connection. I just had like a bathroom emergency. I mean, look at it like this. What if the roles were reversed and you went to the bathroom and it's like... You don't even have to really go to the bathroom. You can make all the noise and I'd still be attracted to you.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: That's not the argument you think it is.
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Speaker 3: Are you throwing out a hypothetical or are you actually suggesting that this happens?
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Speaker 2: Let's even up the score.
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Speaker 6: I'm just trying to get us back on track.
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Speaker 1: That's not the way. The better idea, Crystal, is maybe we can forget this happened and start fresh.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. It's up to Crystal which one she prefers. Crystal?
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Speaker 5: I mean, you guys, like, this whole thing could have just been between me and Nick, and now it's on the radio. Like, I just don't understand why you thought it would be better to bring this thing to a public space.
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Speaker 6: Like, I'm just, this is weird.
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Speaker 5: This is weird.
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Speaker 3: Because you weren't answering him, Crystal, so.
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Speaker 6: So I didn't know what to do. Yeah, I had to get some professional help.
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Speaker 1: And it shows, doesn't it show, Crystal, that he's a guy who's willing to be vulnerable and share embarrassing stuff with other people? Like, you want that in a person, in a partner, right?
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Speaker 3: I mean, Crystal, just hearing all this, I'm thinking a little bit is kind of on you. Did you not offer him toilet paper underneath the stall?
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Speaker 8: Gross!
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Speaker 6: No!
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Speaker 3: If you're going to be in there being supportive, you should really support him.
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Speaker 6: That is true.
00:15:49
Speaker 3: She did help you locate the bathroom, yeah.
00:15:51
Speaker 1: Crystal's not even talking anymore.
00:15:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Crystal, are you still there?
00:15:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm still here.
00:15:56
Speaker 5: I'm just wondering if this is, like, a real thing.
00:15:58
Speaker 7: Like, is this really happening right now?
00:16:01
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:16:01
Speaker 3: You're in just as much shock as if you were standing in that bathroom all over again. You don't know what to say.
00:16:06
Speaker 2: Even more shocking, this is like top-tier radio for us. This is a great segment.
00:16:10
Speaker 5: Is that because I don't think your show is doing that well?
00:16:13
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:16:14
Speaker 5: This is what we're bringing.
00:16:16
Speaker 1: Maybe this will be your memory now instead of that other memory. Oh, yeah, the show.
00:16:21
Speaker 3: Yes, because we're already at the ultimate low point of this relationship. There's only upwards to go from here. Yeah. And that type of optimism is what I hope influences you to say yes when I offer to send you two out on another date. But before we get your answer, Crystal, Nick, do you have any last words that you want to share?
00:16:41
Speaker 6: Well, you know, I do want to say, Crystal, when I went to the bathroom the second time, it was a lot less gnarlier than the first time. It's just once When I went the first time, it was just, I was like holding it in for a while.
00:16:55
Speaker 1: No more details. Why would you give her, what?
00:16:58
Speaker 3: That was an aberration, Crystal. Going forward, it's all going to be normal.
00:17:01
Speaker 1: Nick, your statement should have been about how great she is and how much you want to see her again.
00:17:05
Speaker 3: This might have worked, though. Let's find out. Crystal, do you want to go out with Nick after hearing that one more time?
00:17:10
Speaker 2: Just don't get him tacos or anything.
00:17:12
Speaker 4: Look, Nick, I'm sure you're a nice person.
00:17:15
Speaker 5: Guy but um i gotta be honest even if you paid me.
00:17:18
Speaker 6: Money to go i would still.
00:17:21
Speaker 1: Say no so you're telling.
00:17:25
Speaker 6: Me that the comparison between the first bathroom and the second bathroom wasn't convincing at all No, Nick, it wasn't.
00:17:38
Speaker 1: I'm glad she clarified.
00:17:40
Speaker 3: Nick, this is the state of the dating world. Judgy women.
00:17:44
Speaker 1: I was thinking that maybe he needs to check where the restrooms are before he plans his next date.
00:17:48
Speaker 3: Actually, that's a good point, too.
00:17:50
Speaker 4: No, no, you know what, dude?
00:17:51
Speaker 6: It's fine. I'm just going to sue the zoo. There's no way that they should have one bathroom.
00:17:56
Speaker 1: Next Tuesday on our show.
00:17:58
Speaker 3: It's going right up to the Supreme Court with that one. There must be some type of global restroom app out there that starts beeping an alarm when you're farther than five minutes away from any public bathroom.
00:18:13
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but there is a public restroom app for sure.
00:18:17
Speaker 3: Is there?
00:18:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:18:19
Speaker 3: Did you create it, Brooke? No, I didn't.
00:18:20
Speaker 1: Is it for make-ups, Brooke?
00:18:22
Speaker 2: You created it to meet up with people? I'm like a camel, dude.
00:18:25
Speaker 1: I can wait for hours before I need to go.
00:18:27
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm like a rabbit. I'm peeing right now.
00:18:30
Speaker 3: Everybody needs to get that bathroom app because I swear, we have more dates ruined on this show by bathroom breaks than anything else.
00:18:38
Speaker 1: It is weird at the beginning of this when you ask the most horrific date stories we remember from doing it, and Jose and I both said bathroom issues.
00:18:46
Speaker 2: Exactly.
00:18:47
Speaker 1: The guy on the phone.
00:18:48
Speaker 3: Not only that, if someone ever just goes to the bathroom real quick, bad stuff happens. They check their phone. They get numbers from the waiter. Nothing good happens when you use the bathroom on a date, so just don't do it.
00:19:00
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:19:01
Speaker 2: Hold it.
00:19:02
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's healthy, but yes.
00:19:03
Speaker 2: All right.
00:19:04
Speaker 3: That's our best advice.
00:19:05
Speaker 1: That's our PSA.
00:19:06
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you, good things always happen when you subscribe to our podcast. Hey. Apple, Spotify, wherever you get yours. You can find us at Brooke and Jeffrey.
00:19:15
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:19:19
Speaker 3: You know in the horror movies when the dumb blonde has a chance to escape and run out the front door, but she goes up the stairs instead?
00:19:26
Speaker 6: Yes.
00:19:26
Speaker 2: This is always a stereotype. Guys, I'm getting in the shower!
00:19:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're yelling at the TV about what a terrible, stupid choice that was. Well, today, we were the dumb blonde.
00:19:39
Speaker 2: Hey!
00:19:41
Speaker 1: Story of my life.
00:19:44
Speaker 3: Because we had no idea who we were dialing when one of our listeners asked us To call him. date. So of course, we walk straight into a trap with Brooke leading us the entire way without her glasses on.
00:19:58
Speaker 1: That was the problem.
00:20:00
Speaker 3: Come on, Velma.
00:20:01
Speaker 1: You're like dumb blonde.
00:20:02
Speaker 3: You're better than that.
00:20:04
Speaker 1: I don't know.
00:20:04
Speaker 3: It was definitely one of our most unique calls in a while. We were not expecting it, and you're going to hear how it went down in a second date update right after this.
00:20:13
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:20:15
Speaker 9: Second date update.
00:20:18
Speaker 3: I think for most guys in the dating world, and this isn't universally true, but I think a lot of men are pretty lazy when it comes to dating.
00:20:27
Speaker 6: Really?
00:20:27
Speaker 3: You're just kind of coasting along, having fun, meeting, ghosting, whatever, until you meet that one girl who changes everything. She blows the doors off and makes you think, I will do whatever it takes to date her. I will give up my hobbies. I will betray my own family. I will do it if she says yes.
00:20:50
Speaker 2: All right, be careful.
00:20:51
Speaker 1: We're talking about two extremes right now, Jeff.
00:20:55
Speaker 3: Welcome to the male mind.
00:20:56
Speaker 7: All right.
00:20:56
Speaker 3: And that happened recently to one of our listeners. His name is Isaac. Isaac, from your email, it sounds like you're ready to finally become a better man. Welcome to the show.
00:21:07
Speaker 7: Thank you.
00:21:08
Speaker 3: Is that true? Am I overextending with this, or do you really feel like this girl is special?
00:21:13
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, no, she definitely was. I mean, it was definitely a unique experience at first for me. She was just amazing.
00:21:19
Speaker 6: She was a great girl.
00:21:20
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:21:21
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:21:21
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:21:22
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:21:22
Speaker 1: Interesting.
00:21:22
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what's this lady's name?
00:21:24
Speaker 2: Her name's Aura.
00:21:30
Speaker 3: All right.
00:21:31
Speaker 2: That's kind of fun.
00:21:32
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet her?
00:21:33
Speaker 7: We're on a dating app and she's really confident. That's really sexy to me because I'm not the most confident. I'm kind of shy, kind of just kind of go with the flow, but I'm definitely, confidence isn't really like my strong point.
00:21:46
Speaker 1: Oh, interesting. I mean, it must be out of the norm for you then to call a radio show for help.
00:21:52
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:21:53
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a good step towards confidence.
00:21:55
Speaker 7: Yeah, it took a lot for me to do this, but she's a hell.
00:21:57
Speaker 6: Of a lady.
00:21:58
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:21:59
Speaker 8: Wow, man.
00:22:00
Speaker 3: Big moves.
00:22:01
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:22:01
Speaker 3: So what did, I'm assuming you actually met up with her?
00:22:04
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:22:04
Speaker 7: So we were going to meet at a bar. And so I got there first and I was sitting at a booth kind of facing the door. And when she walked in, I mean, it was like, You know when, like, fajitas come out of the restaurant.
00:22:15
Speaker 3: And everybody just works?
00:22:17
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a compliment.
00:22:19
Speaker 3: That is really the perfect description.
00:22:21
Speaker 1: It's so true, though, because whenever they come out, no matter how many times you've seen them, you turn around and look.
00:22:25
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, I want some of that.
00:22:27
Speaker 7: Yeah, you could definitely say she had fajita energy.
00:22:30
Speaker 3: Okay, we're off to a really good start of the date. How did the rest of it go?
00:22:35
Speaker 7: She sat down and immediately that confidence just started spilling out. She knew what she wanted to drink. She knew what she wanted to eat. So it was really cool.
00:22:41
Speaker 1: What was your connection with her like? Because it's a lot about like how amazing she was, but like what did you two bond over?
00:22:48
Speaker 6: I don't know.
00:22:48
Speaker 7: She was easy to talk to, which is another issue with me is sometimes I don't really have the confidence to talk to girls, but she would ask questions and she would ask about being, I just felt comfortable.
00:22:57
Speaker 2: Dude, you know, they say opposites attract and this sounds like the perfect example. She brings you outside of your shell a little bit. You know, you feel like this could compliment you in a relationship.
00:23:06
Speaker 3: Totally. So like what type of questions were you tossing back and forth between each other?
00:23:11
Speaker 7: We started having just basic conversations, talked a little bit about family, but then it got a little, in my opinion, just a little weird. It was a little bit different conversation because she ends up asking me how many other women that I'm dating at the time.
00:23:23
Speaker 6: Oh.
00:23:23
Speaker 1: Is that a normal question, Alexis? I honestly don't know. I feel like everyone knows people are talking to multiple people.
00:23:28
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:23:29
Speaker 1: I don't think it's bad to ask. You don't think it's bad to ask?
00:23:31
Speaker 3: I mean, if I was you, Isaac, I would take it as a compliment that she's like, oh, you must have lots of other ladies trying to lock you down. How many others? Did you answer that question?
00:23:41
Speaker 7: Well, I said it was two, but I lied a little bit. I mean, I'm just seeing her. I didn't want to seem like a loser.
00:23:47
Speaker 2: If you're gonna lie, why not say, like, four? Like, something a little more exciting.
00:23:51
Speaker 3: I don't know.
00:23:52
Speaker 9: What's a female?
00:23:52
Speaker 1: Would it freak you out if he said, I'm only seeing you? No, but what if you're debating between other people? Like, a guy tells you zero that you like equally. You might go for him versus a guy with two.
00:24:01
Speaker 2: No.
00:24:01
Speaker 3: Okay. But at least the guy with two seems a little bit more wanted, more desired.
00:24:05
Speaker 5: Exactly.
00:24:06
Speaker 1: Depends what she's into, you know?
00:24:07
Speaker 3: Not totally unaccessible, though. But I want to know, did you ask that question back to her?
00:24:11
Speaker 7: Yeah, I asked her.
00:24:13
Speaker 1: What'd she say?
00:24:14
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:24:15
Speaker 7: She said she was dating a couple guys too.
00:24:17
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:24:17
Speaker 1: So she just mirrored your response.
00:24:20
Speaker 2: She said what you said. All right.
00:24:21
Speaker 7: Then she took a shot and just like stared at me.
00:24:23
Speaker 1: What? A solo shot without you?
00:24:25
Speaker 3: Like pounded some tequila?
00:24:27
Speaker 7: Yeah, she really did. And it was kind of like, are you ready to step up?
00:24:31
Speaker 1: Someone who orders shots on a first date, that's different.
00:24:35
Speaker 3: This girl's really sounding like a personality.
00:24:39
Speaker 2: The confidence, even the description exudes this woman. She sounds like she takes charge.
00:24:44
Speaker 1: See, I feel like that's almost scary.
00:24:46
Speaker 2: It could be.
00:24:46
Speaker 3: It can be. Guys like to be scared a little bit.
00:24:49
Speaker 2: Not really.
00:24:50
Speaker 3: Just a little.
00:24:51
Speaker 2: Maybe a little.
00:24:51
Speaker 3: How long did you two spend together at this bar?
00:24:55
Speaker 7: It was about 45 minutes.
00:24:56
Speaker 6: And then she says, you got to go.
00:24:58
Speaker 2: It feels kind of short, like you just ate and she immediately.
00:25:00
Speaker 1: To fit in a shot. She came in, she asked for your number, she took a shot, and then she's.
00:25:05
Speaker 3: Like, peace.
00:25:07
Speaker 2: It's really funny to think about.
00:25:08
Speaker 1: I mean, we're joking, but why do you think it was only 45 minutes when you were out to dinner?
00:25:12
Speaker 7: I don't know. Maybe she got what she wanted out of me. I don't know.
00:25:16
Speaker 3: Has there been any contact since that day?
00:25:20
Speaker 7: So it was about 10 days ago this happened, and maybe every day I sent her one nice message.
00:25:25
Speaker 6: Oh, no.
00:25:26
Speaker 1: Is she responding?
00:25:28
Speaker 2: Every day?
00:25:29
Speaker 1: Wait, listen, if she's responding, it's fine.
00:25:31
Speaker 2: Oh, that's true.
00:25:32
Speaker 7: She responded like to the first couple, but she pretty much stopped.
00:25:36
Speaker 1: So, but what's strange about this is like you think a woman that's that direct would just tell you.
00:25:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just say I'm not interested.
00:25:42
Speaker 1: You know, like why would she ghost? Why wouldn't she?
00:25:45
Speaker 3: Too many tequila shots and now she needs time to recover before she musters up the strength to write a text.
00:25:51
Speaker 2: Or maybe she wants a guy to come after her. She wants it.
00:25:54
Speaker 1: He sent her 10 texts.
00:25:56
Speaker 2: That's true. She already did. I didn't think of that. That's true.
00:25:59
Speaker 3: Okay. It's possible that she is waiting to be chased, and that's exactly what we're going to do when we call her.
00:26:05
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:26:05
Speaker 7: I mean, I feel like having the radio station call is a pretty bold move, and that might say, like, hey, he's the guy. He's the one.
00:26:11
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:26:12
Speaker 9: I like it.
00:26:13
Speaker 1: Let's be bold.
00:26:14
Speaker 3: Let's do it. In fact, let's all slam some shots right before we come back. Yay!
00:26:19
Speaker 1: I'm going to relapse. I think you were already slurring when you said that.
00:26:22
Speaker 2: I know.
00:26:23
Speaker 3: It's going to make this call real interesting.
00:26:24
Speaker 2: All right, coffee shots.
00:26:26
Speaker 3: Whatever it is. We'll do it with your second date update right after this. Hold on.
00:26:29
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:26:31
Speaker 9: Second date update.
00:26:34
Speaker 3: I think we may have just coined a new dating term on the show here.
00:26:38
Speaker 1: Yes, we did.
00:26:38
Speaker 3: Big fajita energy. Because our listener Isaac said the lady he went out with had it in spades as she was turning heads walking into the bar that night. like a big sizzling tray of fajitas.
00:26:51
Speaker 1: Yes, everybody's got to look.
00:26:53
Speaker 3: Unfortunately for him, though, the date only lasted 45 minutes, and she took a shot right in the middle of it.
00:26:58
Speaker 1: But it was not upsetting to him.
00:27:00
Speaker 3: No, that's just that BFE, big fajita energy that she's carrying.
00:27:04
Speaker 2: I didn't ask, but how.
00:27:05
Speaker 3: Come she didn't buy him or he didn't buy himself a shot so they could cheers and do a shot together?
00:27:08
Speaker 1: I don't think it was about him.
00:27:10
Speaker 3: No, it was all about her, and it's been 10 days since they last saw each other. He's hoping that this move of having us reach out to her will prove that he is different than all the other guys that she's ever seen before.
00:27:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's outside of the box right now. He's not a very confident guy.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: When you think confidence, you think our show. You think radio listeners.
00:27:31
Speaker 3: Right, Isaac?
00:27:32
Speaker 6: Yep.
00:27:33
Speaker 7: I cry sometimes, but yeah.
00:27:35
Speaker 2: You cry sometimes.
00:27:36
Speaker 6: Good to know.
00:27:36
Speaker 1: We all cry, man.
00:27:37
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
00:27:38
Speaker 1: That's good. Is that what you said?
00:27:39
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you said try, but if we want to label him as a crier, I think that's okay.
00:27:43
Speaker 5: No, I say cry.
00:27:44
Speaker 4: I said I'm trying.
00:27:45
Speaker 7: I'm not the most confident.
00:27:47
Speaker 6: Oh, try.
00:27:47
Speaker 1: Confident men cry, Jeff.
00:27:49
Speaker 7: I'm a little nervous right now. I'm sorry.
00:27:51
Speaker 3: You're good.
00:27:52
Speaker 2: Don't cry.
00:27:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to channel your own big fajita energy before we get her on the phone.
00:27:58
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right.
00:27:58
Speaker 1: Remember, you're the one that ordered the fajitas. What?
00:28:01
Speaker 6: You're right.
00:28:02
Speaker 1: I'm trying to give him confidence. You know, like take charge of the situation. Fajitas are coming to your table because you made it happen. Brooke's taking it too far.
00:28:11
Speaker 3: Brooke, she's going to ask for a tip when this is out.
00:28:14
Speaker 1: I will never start a cool trend on the show, Brooke.
00:28:18
Speaker 3: Let's just stop and we're going to call her. Hopefully she picks up, but I'm really excited to talk to Ora here.
00:28:31
Speaker 5: Hello?
00:28:32
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Aura?
00:28:35
Speaker 7: Yeah.
00:28:37
Speaker 3: Hey, Aura. Thanks for picking up the phone. We're actually, we're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, welcome to the show. Hi. Good morning. How you doing today?
00:28:46
Speaker 2: Um, yeah.
00:28:48
Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
00:28:49
Speaker 4: You guys, again? Seriously?
00:28:52
Speaker 1: Again?
00:28:53
Speaker 5: Again?
00:28:53
Speaker 3: Have we ever called an Aura?
00:28:54
Speaker 4: Wait.
00:28:56
Speaker 8: You've got to be serious.
00:28:57
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
00:28:58
Speaker 6: What do you want now?
00:29:00
Speaker 1: Wait, do you know us? I'm so sorry.
00:29:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys called me like four months ago. You called me for some like second date thing. Jailbait.
00:29:11
Speaker 1: Jailbait? That is not the segment.
00:29:14
Speaker 3: That's actually a much better segment.
00:29:16
Speaker 2: Definitely not the segment.
00:29:18
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. We did not talk to an aura four months ago.
00:29:21
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
00:29:22
Speaker 1: I mean, what am I saying? I usually forget people's names from the first part of this to the second part.
00:29:26
Speaker 3: So this is called second date update, by the way.
00:29:29
Speaker 4: Okay, whatever. But, like, your guy wanted to date me, but I was dating a lot of people at the time.
00:29:36
Speaker 1: That sounds like everybody. That sounds like it could be anybody.
00:29:40
Speaker 3: Is it oh wait a second wait oh my god okay you remember were you the one who you were like dating a bunch of people and you wanted our listener to be the third guy in your list of situationships.
00:29:54
Speaker 1: Oh, she had like a roster? Yeah.
00:29:55
Speaker 3: There was like other guys and she was like, you could be my third if you want to. Remember that?
00:30:00
Speaker 2: I kind of do now.
00:30:02
Speaker 4: Like, your show seriously has nothing better to do than call me?
00:30:07
Speaker 2: This is what our job is to do.
00:30:08
Speaker 3: We're going to be in trouble if we don't do this.
00:30:10
Speaker 1: Kind of like an insult right there.
00:30:12
Speaker 3: And the short answer to that is no, we don't. The longer answer is we're actually doing this to help out a listener because the dating world is tough right now and it can be really confusing for somebody. You know, when you feel a connection.
00:30:25
Speaker 8: No, I get it.
00:30:26
Speaker 4: I get it. I already heard the spiel. But when you called me the first time, so, like, who is it now?
00:30:34
Speaker 6: Who's the guy?
00:30:34
Speaker 1: Good question.
00:30:35
Speaker 3: Okay, well, there's a new one named Isaac.
00:30:39
Speaker 8: Oh, God.
00:30:40
Speaker 1: What?
00:30:41
Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
00:30:41
Speaker 1: What was wrong with Isaac? Isaac felt like he was special.
00:30:44
Speaker 9: But he did.
00:30:47
Speaker 1: You asked him questions. You were engaged. You seemed interested.
00:30:50
Speaker 6: Good job, Brooke.
00:30:51
Speaker 1: That's true.
00:30:52
Speaker 3: Get super specific with it there, Brooke.
00:30:54
Speaker 2: You took a shot? Remember the shot you took?
00:30:57
Speaker 4: Can we just, like, skip to the part where you tell me he's on the phone listening?
00:31:01
Speaker 5: Like, I'll just talk to him.
00:31:03
Speaker 3: Clearly, yeah, you've definitely done this with us before.
00:31:06
Speaker 1: Or she's going to take Jeffrey's job soon.
00:31:07
Speaker 3: She's pretty good. Well, since you know, hey, Isaac, you're up, bud, so.
00:31:13
Speaker 1: Good luck. Don't feel like we set you up for a success right there.
00:31:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. Go ahead, Isaac. Talk to her.
00:31:19
Speaker 6: Hi, Orr.
00:31:22
Speaker 4: Isaac, this was a really, really bad move.
00:31:26
Speaker 7: What?
00:31:27
Speaker 3: Really?
00:31:28
Speaker 8: It was?
00:31:29
Speaker 4: These radio people, they don't know what the hell they're doing. You never should have told them.
00:31:35
Speaker 1: We get successful second dates sometimes.
00:31:38
Speaker 3: Your voice was extremely high when you said that.
00:31:41
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I.
00:31:45
Speaker 7: But don't apologize.
00:31:48
Speaker 8: Learn your lesson.
00:31:49
Speaker 4: Delete their numbers. They're pests, like leeching off.
00:31:53
Speaker 6: Of our lives.
00:31:54
Speaker 1: We're not leeching off your lives. We're just trying to help Isaac out because he liked you.
00:31:59
Speaker 3: By attaching ourselves to his story and taking credit.
00:32:02
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't call him back. What is a guy supposed to do?
00:32:05
Speaker 4: Leeching off of our lives.
00:32:08
Speaker 1: There's no R. You didn't call him back. You weren't contacting him.
00:32:11
Speaker 6: You're calling me twice.
00:32:14
Speaker 2: Okay, well, we didn't even remember you.
00:32:15
Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell you this, but you weren't that rememberable. We didn't remember you.
00:32:20
Speaker 3: Rememberable is a word.
00:32:21
Speaker 1: Whatever.
00:32:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't mind that. Can you tell the Karen to stop talking?
00:32:27
Speaker 1: I'm the Karen.
00:32:28
Speaker 3: We're just going to recluse ourselves because I think we're making it worse. Why don't you just talk directly to her?
00:32:33
Speaker 9: All right.
00:32:34
Speaker 7: Well, can I just ask, did you say that they already called you before about a different guy?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
00:32:41
Speaker 2: Multiple, it sounds like.
00:32:43
Speaker 4: That's my business. And the time that we spent together, I would call you if it was good.
00:32:50
Speaker 5: Whoa.
00:32:50
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:32:52
Speaker 7: But you didn't say why it wasn't good.
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Speaker 4: I mean, first of all, you've been texting me good morning every day at 8 a.m.
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Speaker 7: But how is that a bad thing?
00:33:02
Speaker 6: Like, I'm just being nice.
00:33:04
Speaker 7: There's nothing bad about that.
00:33:06
Speaker 4: Well, think about it.
00:33:10
Speaker 2: That's it? Did you just say that? I didn't need to use that line. Think about it.
00:33:14
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
00:33:16
Speaker 7: I mean, that's when I wake up and I just wanted to say something nice.
00:33:20
Speaker 2: He's thinking of you first thing.
00:33:22
Speaker 4: You know who says things like that, though?
00:33:25
Speaker 9: Non-alphas.
00:33:28
Speaker 2: Oh, she's one of those.
00:33:30
Speaker 3: It is kind of true.
00:33:31
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm an alpha.
00:33:34
Speaker 2: Ah, attaboy!
00:33:36
Speaker 7: Yeah!
00:33:36
Speaker 6: I felt that one, bro.
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Speaker 3: I felt it, dude.
00:33:38
Speaker 1: That's gonna help.
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Speaker 2: Dude, that was like a lion roar.
00:33:41
Speaker 3: I agree, though.
00:33:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, Alexa's got it, Jack.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 4: You can keep looking in the mirror and telling yourself that and like maybe someday your fairy godmother will appear with a magic wand and make you into a real life alpha.
00:33:53
Speaker 8: La la la la la.
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Speaker 1: That was so condescending. I feel like since you're an alpha aura, don't you want someone who's not? Like two alphas together, all you end up doing is fighting.
00:34:06
Speaker 4: Oh, I need a real man. I need a real man.
00:34:10
Speaker 1: What does it make him a real man? Because he said good morning?
00:34:13
Speaker 7: Were you mad also about me saying goodnight too?
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Speaker 2: Bro, you don't need to do that. Can you guys just hang up?
00:34:22
Speaker 4: Can you hang up on him or me?
00:34:25
Speaker 3: You see how this is going? Okay.
00:34:28
Speaker 1: Wait, but Jeffrey has to ask the question. He's got to ask the question before you hang up because he is alpha.
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Speaker 7: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, let Jeff do his job.
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Speaker 3: That was extremely condescending for no reason.
00:34:42
Speaker 1: It's more the thought of all of this, like, stereotypical male stuff that bothers me.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:34:47
Speaker 1: Sorry. Continue.
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Speaker 3: Normally, I would ask if you two would go out on another date, but it sounds like you're already hitting it off so well. I don't want to stop the chemistry any more than it's already happening.
00:34:59
Speaker 4: I don't care. Guys, can you do me a favor? Any more of your simp friends I accidentally match with, do not call me, okay?
00:35:07
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:35:08
Speaker 4: You know why now.
00:35:09
Speaker 6: All right.
00:35:10
Speaker 2: Do we have a do not call list?
00:35:11
Speaker 1: Can you just tell guys you don't like us? Thank you.
00:35:15
Speaker 3: Bye.
00:35:16
Speaker 6: All right.
00:35:16
Speaker 3: Easy. Okay, she hung up.
00:35:19
Speaker 1: She was terrible, Isaac.
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Speaker 7: I don't know about you guys, but I kind of liked it.
00:35:24
Speaker 2: What? He's one of those guys. He likes getting beat down a little bit.
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Speaker 3: A little pushed around a little bit, yeah.
00:35:31
Speaker 1: Not even a little. That was a full-on demolition.
00:35:34
Speaker 2: He wants to be emasculated.
00:35:36
Speaker 3: Brooke, make his fantasies come true. Tell him something horrible about himself.
00:35:40
Speaker 2: You get him!
00:35:41
Speaker 1: I was going to tell him that he deserved more, but I guess he doesn't want to hear that.
00:35:45
Speaker 7: I deserve more aura. That's what I deserve.
00:35:47
Speaker 2: Keep texting.
00:35:49
Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll get it back from her.
00:35:50
Speaker 3: All right, man. Good luck.
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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 3: Does our producer not check these phone numbers before we call them?
00:36:01
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Let's blame him.
00:36:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:36:03
Speaker 1: I like that. We don't blame Boyd enough.
00:36:05
Speaker 2: No, we don't. You know what?
00:36:07
Speaker 3: I think we need some type of overly confident woman to sit down and have a word with our producer. Isn't that right, Brooke?
00:36:14
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I'll go yell at him.
00:36:15
Speaker 3: Thank you.
00:36:17
Speaker 1: No problem. He's not very scared of me is the only problem.
00:36:19
Speaker 3: You've got to really bring the intensity when you have that meeting.
00:36:22
Speaker 1: He usually laughs and then makes fun of me afterwards.
00:36:24
Speaker 3: That's okay.
00:36:25
Speaker 1: Dang it.
00:36:25
Speaker 3: With Isaac, I don't know if he's fully ready to give up on this yet or not. My guess is he's definitely going to be sending her a few more texts, though.
00:36:34
Speaker 1: Okay, but listen. No, I'm not feeling sorry for him when it doesn't work out. No, not anymore. Yes, exactly. He's asking for it now.
00:36:41
Speaker 3: But he likes that.
00:36:43
Speaker 7: I know.
00:36:43
Speaker 1: I know.
00:36:44
Speaker 3: He's probably texting her right now being like, oh, my God, when you called me a simp over the radio, I loved that.
00:36:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously.
00:36:49
Speaker 2: Take my money, too.
00:36:50
Speaker 3: And you know what? That could be you. If there's someone in your life who's not calling you back... As long as her name isn't Aura, we will go to bat for you. And as always, find our entire library of Second Aid updates wherever you get your podcasts, Apple, Spotify, YouTube, and more. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Happy Saturday. Our Halloween party's starting for everybody this weekend. Is this the start of the season?
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Speaker 2: I think it is.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I'm deep in the 30th birthday still. I'm getting on a party bus today, though, for once. Oh, you are? Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's even better. Yeah, that's pretty fun. Last time I was on something close to a party bus was when Brooke got me a video game bus.
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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say when I took you in my minivan to the casino. Oh, no. That's pretty close to a party bus. You got lights in there. Oh, yeah. We do it right.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: Let's get to it. We got back-to-back classics. But first, we always love to highlight your comments. Thank you so much for leaving them. We do read almost.
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Speaker 2: All of them.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. This is actually a nice one. This is just a gentle PSA.
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Speaker 4: We were talking about firefighters the other day.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 4: And AGPG's commented, firefighters do not get per diem, and they're not supposed.
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Speaker 1: To accept gifts, but you can drop off packaged food at the stations as a thank you. Oh, that's fun to know.
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Speaker 2: Totally should.
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Speaker 1: I like how they said, we don't want your homemade meals. Bring us the pre-packaged stuff.
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Speaker 2: I think firefighters are like really good cooks, right? They're always like, someone's assigned to one.
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Speaker 1: So my next door neighbor, he still is a firefighter, but he was also a bodybuilder. competition guy right where he couldn't even put his arms down and he would take boxes out and he'd literally rip them in half with his bare hands but then he also went to juilliard for trumpet firefighters they could do it all okay shout out to randy if you're listening i did not expect that to go this way at all i just wanted to mention the food yeah sorry all right he wasn't a very good cook though oh yeah All right. Thank you for that. Back to back classic. Start now.
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Speaker 3: We are about to speak with maybe the bravest man our show has ever talked to.
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Speaker 5: Wow.
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Speaker 3: Because if what happened to him had happened to me.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't breathe a word of it to anybody ever.
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Speaker 6: Oh.
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Speaker 3: Not to my best friend.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Not to my mom.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Not to my parole officer or the guy I paid to dress up as one.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Nobody's hearing about it. And he's real.
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Speaker 1: You tell that guy everything.
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Speaker 7: I sure do.
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Speaker 3: I'm an open book. But one man is willing to retell his story of the most embarrassing date night of his life in the hopes that it might get him another shot with the woman that he likes. Will it be worth the public self-humiliation? We're going to find out in a second date update right after this.
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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 9: Second date update.
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Speaker 3: Brooke, in the history of doing this segment, what is the biggest disaster date you ever remember hearing from a listener?
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Speaker 8: Oh.
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Speaker 3: That's a big question.
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Speaker 7: I know.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 6: What?
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Speaker 1: Pooping accidentally in the back of a cab. Oh. Do you guys remember that one?
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 1: I might have all pooped.
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Speaker 2: Too, behind a tree in a park.
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Speaker 3: That's the one that I remember.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Remember the guy? Food poisoning?
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Speaker 1: There was too much alcohol.
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Speaker 2: Oh, and the girl. Yes.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 7: Yes.
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Speaker 1: I feel like this was before my time.
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Speaker 6: It was.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. This was like a decade ago. I would be traumatized by this if I was here.
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Speaker 2: Let it slip.
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Speaker 1: It stuck with me to this day.
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Speaker 3: A lot of bodily functions involved in terrible disaster dates on this show.
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Speaker 1: It's like the worst nightmare of any woman.
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Speaker 3: Well, we have a guy on the phone who thinks he may take the crown for the new number one most embarrassing date of all time. His name is Nick.
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Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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Speaker 3: And let's welcome him to the show for this moment. Nick, how you doing, man?
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Speaker 6: Oh, I'm good. I mean, I'm okay. How are you? Good morning.
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Speaker 1: Hopefully we made you feel better with those two stories because you're like, it can't be that bad, right?
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Speaker 6: Oh, this one's pretty gnarly.
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Speaker 1: If it involves any bathroom thing, hang up now.
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Speaker 2: No, we want to hear.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever's going on. Let's start from the beginning of the story, at least. What's the name of the girl that you met?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, her name's Crystal. I met her on a dating app.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 6: We went to the zoo lights.
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Speaker 2: Oh, that's fun. Like the Christmassy zoo light experience.
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Speaker 1: Everyone should do that.
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Speaker 2: It's a really fun walkthrough.
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Speaker 3: I like the zoo in the dark, personally, but that's okay.
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Speaker 1: I mean, how can a date at the zoo lights go bad? You know, they have some, like, mulled wine. Too many kids around.
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Speaker 3: Did you say mulled wine?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, mulled wine is a.
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Speaker 3: Moldy wine?
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Speaker 6: Mold.
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Speaker 1: M-U-L-L-E-D. Mold.
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Speaker 2: Like to mull it over.
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Speaker 3: Oh, mold. Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yes.
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Speaker 3: I heard M-O-L-D.
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Speaker 1: Whatever. I mean, I would drink that too.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you would.
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Speaker 6: Okay.
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Speaker 3: It just ferments a little more. But yeah, so tell us how Zoo Lights went, Nick.
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Speaker 6: I mean, we definitely had some drinks, you know, and we hit it off great, but the thing was it was like only one bathroom there.
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Speaker 1: Uh-oh. Oh, no, I don't like where this is going.
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Speaker 2: Probably a big lie.
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Speaker 3: This is a bathroom thing.
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Speaker 6: This is the embarrassing part.
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Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 6: They're like all the way in the back. And the bathroom's like all the way in the front.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you're in the back of the zoo and you have to go all the way to the front to get.
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Speaker 6: Right, right. And it's kind of like raining hard. My body's like telling me like, yo, dude, you got to go, man.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: Can we ask number one or two?
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Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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Speaker 3: I don't think we need that.
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Speaker 5: I don't want to know.
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Speaker 3: Although, I mean, the animals in the zoo can go wherever they want. I'm sure human policy has to be similar.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, why can't you just do it in the middle of the pathway and be like, I think one of the giraffes got out.
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Speaker 1: It's a good point. There must be an incredible pooper scooper.
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Speaker 3: I feel like they'd be used to that.
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Speaker 2: For the elephants?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So what happens?
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Speaker 6: So, like, I'm asking the employees. I'm like, hey, man, where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom? Like, 20 minutes that way, 20 minutes this way.
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Speaker 3: Oh, like, really far.
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Speaker 6: 20 minutes?
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Speaker 5: Jeez.
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Speaker 3: That's a hike.
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Speaker 6: I'm like, dude, I got to go. Like, I got to go now. I'm not going to make it in 20 minutes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Wait, and is your day still with you, or have you left her, like, back at a table or something?
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Speaker 6: Smart.
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Speaker 8: No, no, no.
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Speaker 6: She's, like, looking for me, helping me.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 3: Oh, you're both trying to track down the bathroom for you.
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Speaker 1: And you're trying to be cool, but you can't.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 6: I'm, like, trying to play it off. But we find an employee bathroom, right? And then I just tell her, like, hey, just wait right here, and I'll be right back. But I don't know if she heard me, because once I went, it was gnarly. And then when I came out the bathroom, I saw her... just standing in the bathroom. And I'm like, whoa, like you were here the whole time.
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Speaker 2: Like, what do you do?
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Speaker 3: She was like right outside the stall.
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Speaker 6: She was by the sink and her eyes were like big, you know? And I'm just like, what are you doing? That's probably horrifying.
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Speaker 3: Oh my God. Or smell.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.
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Speaker 1: All of it. Why was she in there?
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Speaker 6: She goes, oh, I didn't want to get caught by the employee standing outside the bathroom.
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Speaker 2: That actually makes sense.
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Speaker 3: Actually, yeah.
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Speaker 2: She'd sneak in instead of being out there lingering.
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Speaker 6: I'm just like, oh, my God, dude, I really just like.
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Speaker 1: That's something like you have to be married for 10 years to be in the same room. No, not even then.
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Speaker 9: You don't do it then.
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Speaker 1: If you want your marriage to last, I'm sorry. I know people have different opinions, but I say that's a hard no.
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Speaker 3: Eating lunch on the toilet, that's okay in Brooke's mind.
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Speaker 2: By yourself.
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Speaker 3: Not with your partner there.
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Speaker 6: That's for sure. I mean, she said she covered it years, but I'm just like.
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Speaker 8: She said that?
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Speaker 2: She had to say that?
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Speaker 6: You know, she was trying to make me feel better, like look at the lights, they're shaped like a tiger, and I'm just like, dude, you just hurt me.
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Speaker 2: I mean, dude, you could be the hottest guy in the world.
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Speaker 1: That's really.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, some sounds you just can't recover from.
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Speaker 6: Okay, but hear this. It even gets crazier. Watch. We start leaving, right? And we're like heading back to the house or whatever. I'm dropping her off. And to make things worse, I got to stop and go again to the bathroom.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 3: On the drive home, you had to pull over?
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Speaker 6: Yes, and then I told her, don't follow me in this time.
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Speaker 2: Did she laugh?
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Speaker 1: That's pretty funny. I don't know.
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Speaker 6: I was just out the door. I was just like, I had to get out of here.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 1: Sounds like you maybe had a nervous tummy issue.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I mean, you weren't lying when you said that could be the number one disaster date story.
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Speaker 7: Oh, dear.
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Speaker 6: Hard to recover from.
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Speaker 1: I mean, do you even ask if there was a kiss or a plan for a second date?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what?
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Speaker 6: I didn't even go in for the hug when we said goodbye. I just felt bad. We had to, like, ignore that.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. She's been true enough.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's a good person for trying to make you feel better. You know what I mean?
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Speaker 3: True.
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Speaker 1: She wasn't quiet after.
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Speaker 3: We shouldn't mock you mercilessly like we would have.
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Speaker 6: Yeah. I like that about her, you know? That's why we hit it off. I just feel awkward, and maybe it's in my head. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: It's not in your head.
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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yes!
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Speaker 3: It's in a string of restrooms leading from the zoo back to your house, so.
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Speaker 1: You poor thing.
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Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, man, I mean, sometimes you set a tone, like you may be bathroom boy to her and her friend group right now, and you'll never recover.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes me feel worse. I really hope she's not calling me bathroom boy with her friend.
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Speaker 3: We hope that, too.
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Speaker 1: I thought bathroom boy would be the nicest nickname she should have given you. I would have gone a lot more brutal than that.
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Speaker 3: Let's find out what nickname she actually uses when we call Crystal in just a few minutes here and try and get you your second date update.
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Speaker 6: I don't really know if that's the goal, guys.
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Speaker 3: Maybe it's not your goal, but it's our goal when we do the second date update next.
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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 9: Second date update.
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Speaker 3: If you're just joining us for the second date update, let's hit the highlights of Nick's first date with Crystal.
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Speaker 6: Oh, man.
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Speaker 8: Which are?
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Speaker 1: I mean, there's one.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they went to Zoo Lights together.
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Speaker 1: That's a highlight.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 3: Pretty much all the highlights.
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Speaker 1: She was really kind.
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Speaker 3: Yes, and the glowing tiger. There was a glowing tiger that was kind of cool.
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Speaker 2: All the lights had tiger eyes.
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Speaker 1: He didn't see it, but she did.
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Speaker 3: The low lights include a very embarrassing bathroom incident where Crystal witnessed more than she probably wanted to inside of an employee restroom.
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Speaker 2: Not just witnessed. She got the whole thing.
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Speaker 1: If you have to say I covered my ears afterwards.
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Speaker 6: Ew. Yeah, that's really.
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Speaker 3: All that needs to be said, I think. And there was a second bathroom stop on the drive home.
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Speaker 1: Luckily, she did not attend that one.
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Speaker 3: As far as we know. Anyway, it's been two weeks, and while Nick's body has... finally settled down, his mind is going crazy, wanting another chance.
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Speaker 6: Right, Nick? Yeah, I mean, all I can think about is, like, why did I do this, and how did I screw it up so bad?
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Speaker 1: But the thing is, none of it's your fault.
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Speaker 2: It's the situation.
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Speaker 1: Like, that's the problem. Like, your body just... Defied you.
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Speaker 6: You guys think, like, if this doesn't work out, I could do, like, an awkward Tuesday thing where I, like, sue the zoo or something?
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Speaker 1: Sue the zoo? For you not being able to get to the bathroom in time?
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Speaker 6: They should have more bathrooms instead of one bathroom.
00:10:33
Speaker 1: There's probably been a lot of kids that have also gone all over the place.
00:10:35
Speaker 6: That's true.
00:10:37
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
00:10:37
Speaker 6: It's, like, the only time in my life I seriously wish I just, like, had old man diapers.
00:10:42
Speaker 1: No. That smell. No.
00:10:45
Speaker 3: No.
00:10:46
Speaker 2: Oh, man. No. You imagine the dinner table.
00:10:48
Speaker 5: Oh, man.
00:10:48
Speaker 3: What's your face look like then? You can always do it on a future date. Don't quit on yourself.
00:10:52
Speaker 8: But here we go.
00:10:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't give up.
00:10:54
Speaker 3: Nick, I'm going to dial her number right now.
00:11:03
Speaker 5: Hello?
00:11:04
Speaker 6: Hi.
00:11:04
Speaker 3: Is this Crystal?
00:11:07
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
00:11:09
Speaker 3: Hey, Crystal. This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:11:12
Speaker 1: Hi, Crystal.
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Speaker 9: Hi, Crystal.
00:11:14
Speaker 2: Good morning.
00:11:15
Speaker 1: The whole show's here. Okay.
00:11:19
Speaker 3: I know it's probably weird that we're reaching out to you out of the blue, but we're doing something called a second date update.
00:11:27
Speaker 8: Um, okay.
00:11:29
Speaker 7: Why?
00:11:29
Speaker 3: Because one of our listeners said they went out on a very interesting date with you about two weeks ago.
00:11:36
Speaker 1: They said embarrassing.
00:11:37
Speaker 3: Well, I was trying to sugarcoat it.
00:11:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:11:39
Speaker 1: I mean, she knows.
00:11:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
00:11:41
Speaker 3: A zoo lights date with a guy named Nick.
00:11:45
Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
00:11:46
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:11:47
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Appropriate response. Oh, he told us everything, I think.
00:11:52
Speaker 5: What? I'm sorry, why would he tell you that?
00:11:55
Speaker 3: I mean, that's kind of how this works. We asked Nick to give us some details about your hangout so we could kind of gauge how it went. Yeah, that was kind of how we responded to when we heard it. But we were curious to hear your take on the night. Oh, God.
00:12:11
Speaker 1: Well, just start with how it started. I mean, were you excited about Nick?
00:12:14
Speaker 3: Can we start.
00:12:15
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to start with the good stuff, right?
00:12:16
Speaker 3: Sure you don't want to get right to the bathroom part, Brooke? No.
00:12:19
Speaker 1: I just feel like if we're going to set him up for success, we have to remind her that at some point, I think you probably liked him.
00:12:25
Speaker 2: Right, Crystal? Remember the good times?
00:12:27
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:12:30
Speaker 5: I was excited about the date.
00:12:33
Speaker 3: That's good.
00:12:33
Speaker 5: It was a cute little wholesome date.
00:12:35
Speaker 7: We were going on.
00:12:36
Speaker 5: And then it just kind of took a turn.
00:12:39
Speaker 1: Yeah. Turned right through that employee-only door. Can I ask, though? Can I just ask real quick? Why, after you maybe heard what was happening in the stall, did you not just run out of the bathroom real quick and act like you were never in there?
00:12:55
Speaker 5: You know, I think I was just kind of in shock.
00:12:57
Speaker 1: Oh, is that bad?
00:12:59
Speaker 5: Like I had gone into the bathroom because I didn't want to get caught by the employees. I didn't want us to get kicked out. I didn't think what was going to happen was going to happen.
00:13:07
Speaker 3: Sure. And it's probably like witnessing a car accident where it's horrifying, but at the same time, you can't look away.
00:13:14
Speaker 9: Yeah.
00:13:15
Speaker 1: All of traffic comes to a crawl. Yeah.
00:13:18
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:13:19
Speaker 2: You had to call your insurance.
00:13:20
Speaker 5: Okay.
00:13:21
Speaker 3: I mean, that's what we thought is this must be the reason that you haven't been staying in contact with Nick after your hangout.
00:13:28
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:13:29
Speaker 5: I mean, like, I know it's not his fault, but I can't get that out of my mind.
00:13:34
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:13:35
Speaker 2: Oh, man.
00:13:36
Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
00:13:37
Speaker 2: I mean, that's understandable.
00:13:39
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:13:39
Speaker 2: They always say first impressions, and that's unfortunately his.
00:13:41
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:42
Speaker 3: It's a big impression. Not to shock you with any more crazy information, but I do need to let you know that Nick has been listening to this phone call on the other line, waiting to jump in and and surprise.
00:13:56
Speaker 4: You again he's secretly waiting this time what are.
00:14:02
Speaker 6: You are you joking.
00:14:04
Speaker 3: No no unfortunately nick are you there.
00:14:06
Speaker 6: Hey what's up it's bathroom boy.
00:14:09
Speaker 1: Oh don't give yourself that nickname nick he's owning it come on.
00:14:15
Speaker 5: Dude what are you doing you're like making this way.
00:14:18
Speaker 3: Worse for yourself i mean nick you feel bad that happened.
00:14:21
Speaker 6: Of course I feel bad. I thought that we had a connection. I just had like a bathroom emergency. I mean, look at it like this. What if the roles were reversed and you went to the bathroom and it's like... You don't even have to really go to the bathroom. You can make all the noise and I'd still be attracted to you.
00:14:35
Speaker 3: What?
00:14:36
Speaker 1: That's not the argument you think it is.
00:14:39
Speaker 3: Are you throwing out a hypothetical or are you actually suggesting that this happens?
00:14:43
Speaker 2: Let's even up the score.
00:14:45
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to get us back on track.
00:14:48
Speaker 1: That's not the way. The better idea, Crystal, is maybe we can forget this happened and start fresh.
00:14:57
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's up to Crystal which one she prefers. Crystal?
00:15:00
Speaker 5: I mean, you guys, like, this whole thing could have just been between me and Nick, and now it's on the radio. Like, I just don't understand why you thought it would be better to bring this thing to a public space.
00:15:13
Speaker 6: Like, I'm just, this is weird.
00:15:15
Speaker 5: This is weird.
00:15:16
Speaker 3: Because you weren't answering him, Crystal, so.
00:15:18
Speaker 6: So I didn't know what to do. Yeah, I had to get some professional help.
00:15:23
Speaker 1: And it shows, doesn't it show, Crystal, that he's a guy who's willing to be vulnerable and share embarrassing stuff with other people? Like, you want that in a person, in a partner, right?
00:15:34
Speaker 3: I mean, Crystal, just hearing all this, I'm thinking a little bit is kind of on you. Did you not offer him toilet paper underneath the stall?
00:15:41
Speaker 8: Gross!
00:15:42
Speaker 6: No!
00:15:43
Speaker 3: If you're going to be in there being supportive, you should really support him.
00:15:46
Speaker 6: That is true.
00:15:49
Speaker 3: She did help you locate the bathroom, yeah.
00:15:51
Speaker 1: Crystal's not even talking anymore.
00:15:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Crystal, are you still there?
00:15:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm still here.
00:15:56
Speaker 5: I'm just wondering if this is, like, a real thing.
00:15:58
Speaker 7: Like, is this really happening right now?
00:16:01
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:16:01
Speaker 3: You're in just as much shock as if you were standing in that bathroom all over again. You don't know what to say.
00:16:06
Speaker 2: Even more shocking, this is like top-tier radio for us. This is a great segment.
00:16:10
Speaker 5: Is that because I don't think your show is doing that well?
00:16:13
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:16:14
Speaker 5: This is what we're bringing.
00:16:16
Speaker 1: Maybe this will be your memory now instead of that other memory. Oh, yeah, the show.
00:16:21
Speaker 3: Yes, because we're already at the ultimate low point of this relationship. There's only upwards to go from here. Yeah. And that type of optimism is what I hope influences you to say yes when I offer to send you two out on another date. But before we get your answer, Crystal, Nick, do you have any last words that you want to share?
00:16:41
Speaker 6: Well, you know, I do want to say, Crystal, when I went to the bathroom the second time, it was a lot less gnarlier than the first time. It's just once When I went the first time, it was just, I was like holding it in for a while.
00:16:55
Speaker 1: No more details. Why would you give her, what?
00:16:58
Speaker 3: That was an aberration, Crystal. Going forward, it's all going to be normal.
00:17:01
Speaker 1: Nick, your statement should have been about how great she is and how much you want to see her again.
00:17:05
Speaker 3: This might have worked, though. Let's find out. Crystal, do you want to go out with Nick after hearing that one more time?
00:17:10
Speaker 2: Just don't get him tacos or anything.
00:17:12
Speaker 4: Look, Nick, I'm sure you're a nice person.
00:17:15
Speaker 5: Guy but um i gotta be honest even if you paid me.
00:17:18
Speaker 6: Money to go i would still.
00:17:21
Speaker 1: Say no so you're telling.
00:17:25
Speaker 6: Me that the comparison between the first bathroom and the second bathroom wasn't convincing at all No, Nick, it wasn't.
00:17:38
Speaker 1: I'm glad she clarified.
00:17:40
Speaker 3: Nick, this is the state of the dating world. Judgy women.
00:17:44
Speaker 1: I was thinking that maybe he needs to check where the restrooms are before he plans his next date.
00:17:48
Speaker 3: Actually, that's a good point, too.
00:17:50
Speaker 4: No, no, you know what, dude?
00:17:51
Speaker 6: It's fine. I'm just going to sue the zoo. There's no way that they should have one bathroom.
00:17:56
Speaker 1: Next Tuesday on our show.
00:17:58
Speaker 3: It's going right up to the Supreme Court with that one. There must be some type of global restroom app out there that starts beeping an alarm when you're farther than five minutes away from any public bathroom.
00:18:13
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but there is a public restroom app for sure.
00:18:17
Speaker 3: Is there?
00:18:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:18:19
Speaker 3: Did you create it, Brooke? No, I didn't.
00:18:20
Speaker 1: Is it for make-ups, Brooke?
00:18:22
Speaker 2: You created it to meet up with people? I'm like a camel, dude.
00:18:25
Speaker 1: I can wait for hours before I need to go.
00:18:27
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm like a rabbit. I'm peeing right now.
00:18:30
Speaker 3: Everybody needs to get that bathroom app because I swear, we have more dates ruined on this show by bathroom breaks than anything else.
00:18:38
Speaker 1: It is weird at the beginning of this when you ask the most horrific date stories we remember from doing it, and Jose and I both said bathroom issues.
00:18:46
Speaker 2: Exactly.
00:18:47
Speaker 1: The guy on the phone.
00:18:48
Speaker 3: Not only that, if someone ever just goes to the bathroom real quick, bad stuff happens. They check their phone. They get numbers from the waiter. Nothing good happens when you use the bathroom on a date, so just don't do it.
00:19:00
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:19:01
Speaker 2: Hold it.
00:19:02
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's healthy, but yes.
00:19:03
Speaker 2: All right.
00:19:04
Speaker 3: That's our best advice.
00:19:05
Speaker 1: That's our PSA.
00:19:06
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you, good things always happen when you subscribe to our podcast. Hey. Apple, Spotify, wherever you get yours. You can find us at Brooke and Jeffrey.
00:19:15
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:19:19
Speaker 3: You know in the horror movies when the dumb blonde has a chance to escape and run out the front door, but she goes up the stairs instead?
00:19:26
Speaker 6: Yes.
00:19:26
Speaker 2: This is always a stereotype. Guys, I'm getting in the shower!
00:19:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're yelling at the TV about what a terrible, stupid choice that was. Well, today, we were the dumb blonde.
00:19:39
Speaker 2: Hey!
00:19:41
Speaker 1: Story of my life.
00:19:44
Speaker 3: Because we had no idea who we were dialing when one of our listeners asked us To call him. date. So of course, we walk straight into a trap with Brooke leading us the entire way without her glasses on.
00:19:58
Speaker 1: That was the problem.
00:20:00
Speaker 3: Come on, Velma.
00:20:01
Speaker 1: You're like dumb blonde.
00:20:02
Speaker 3: You're better than that.
00:20:04
Speaker 1: I don't know.
00:20:04
Speaker 3: It was definitely one of our most unique calls in a while. We were not expecting it, and you're going to hear how it went down in a second date update right after this.
00:20:13
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:20:15
Speaker 9: Second date update.
00:20:18
Speaker 3: I think for most guys in the dating world, and this isn't universally true, but I think a lot of men are pretty lazy when it comes to dating.
00:20:27
Speaker 6: Really?
00:20:27
Speaker 3: You're just kind of coasting along, having fun, meeting, ghosting, whatever, until you meet that one girl who changes everything. She blows the doors off and makes you think, I will do whatever it takes to date her. I will give up my hobbies. I will betray my own family. I will do it if she says yes.
00:20:50
Speaker 2: All right, be careful.
00:20:51
Speaker 1: We're talking about two extremes right now, Jeff.
00:20:55
Speaker 3: Welcome to the male mind.
00:20:56
Speaker 7: All right.
00:20:56
Speaker 3: And that happened recently to one of our listeners. His name is Isaac. Isaac, from your email, it sounds like you're ready to finally become a better man. Welcome to the show.
00:21:07
Speaker 7: Thank you.
00:21:08
Speaker 3: Is that true? Am I overextending with this, or do you really feel like this girl is special?
00:21:13
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, no, she definitely was. I mean, it was definitely a unique experience at first for me. She was just amazing.
00:21:19
Speaker 6: She was a great girl.
00:21:20
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:21:21
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:21:21
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:21:22
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:21:22
Speaker 1: Interesting.
00:21:22
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what's this lady's name?
00:21:24
Speaker 2: Her name's Aura.
00:21:30
Speaker 3: All right.
00:21:31
Speaker 2: That's kind of fun.
00:21:32
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet her?
00:21:33
Speaker 7: We're on a dating app and she's really confident. That's really sexy to me because I'm not the most confident. I'm kind of shy, kind of just kind of go with the flow, but I'm definitely, confidence isn't really like my strong point.
00:21:46
Speaker 1: Oh, interesting. I mean, it must be out of the norm for you then to call a radio show for help.
00:21:52
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:21:53
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a good step towards confidence.
00:21:55
Speaker 7: Yeah, it took a lot for me to do this, but she's a hell.
00:21:57
Speaker 6: Of a lady.
00:21:58
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:21:59
Speaker 8: Wow, man.
00:22:00
Speaker 3: Big moves.
00:22:01
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:22:01
Speaker 3: So what did, I'm assuming you actually met up with her?
00:22:04
Speaker 6: Yeah.
00:22:04
Speaker 7: So we were going to meet at a bar. And so I got there first and I was sitting at a booth kind of facing the door. And when she walked in, I mean, it was like, You know when, like, fajitas come out of the restaurant.
00:22:15
Speaker 3: And everybody just works?
00:22:17
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a compliment.
00:22:19
Speaker 3: That is really the perfect description.
00:22:21
Speaker 1: It's so true, though, because whenever they come out, no matter how many times you've seen them, you turn around and look.
00:22:25
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, I want some of that.
00:22:27
Speaker 7: Yeah, you could definitely say she had fajita energy.
00:22:30
Speaker 3: Okay, we're off to a really good start of the date. How did the rest of it go?
00:22:35
Speaker 7: She sat down and immediately that confidence just started spilling out. She knew what she wanted to drink. She knew what she wanted to eat. So it was really cool.
00:22:41
Speaker 1: What was your connection with her like? Because it's a lot about like how amazing she was, but like what did you two bond over?
00:22:48
Speaker 6: I don't know.
00:22:48
Speaker 7: She was easy to talk to, which is another issue with me is sometimes I don't really have the confidence to talk to girls, but she would ask questions and she would ask about being, I just felt comfortable.
00:22:57
Speaker 2: Dude, you know, they say opposites attract and this sounds like the perfect example. She brings you outside of your shell a little bit. You know, you feel like this could compliment you in a relationship.
00:23:06
Speaker 3: Totally. So like what type of questions were you tossing back and forth between each other?
00:23:11
Speaker 7: We started having just basic conversations, talked a little bit about family, but then it got a little, in my opinion, just a little weird. It was a little bit different conversation because she ends up asking me how many other women that I'm dating at the time.
00:23:23
Speaker 6: Oh.
00:23:23
Speaker 1: Is that a normal question, Alexis? I honestly don't know. I feel like everyone knows people are talking to multiple people.
00:23:28
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:23:29
Speaker 1: I don't think it's bad to ask. You don't think it's bad to ask?
00:23:31
Speaker 3: I mean, if I was you, Isaac, I would take it as a compliment that she's like, oh, you must have lots of other ladies trying to lock you down. How many others? Did you answer that question?
00:23:41
Speaker 7: Well, I said it was two, but I lied a little bit. I mean, I'm just seeing her. I didn't want to seem like a loser.
00:23:47
Speaker 2: If you're gonna lie, why not say, like, four? Like, something a little more exciting.
00:23:51
Speaker 3: I don't know.
00:23:52
Speaker 9: What's a female?
00:23:52
Speaker 1: Would it freak you out if he said, I'm only seeing you? No, but what if you're debating between other people? Like, a guy tells you zero that you like equally. You might go for him versus a guy with two.
00:24:01
Speaker 2: No.
00:24:01
Speaker 3: Okay. But at least the guy with two seems a little bit more wanted, more desired.
00:24:05
Speaker 5: Exactly.
00:24:06
Speaker 1: Depends what she's into, you know?
00:24:07
Speaker 3: Not totally unaccessible, though. But I want to know, did you ask that question back to her?
00:24:11
Speaker 7: Yeah, I asked her.
00:24:13
Speaker 1: What'd she say?
00:24:14
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:24:15
Speaker 7: She said she was dating a couple guys too.
00:24:17
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:24:17
Speaker 1: So she just mirrored your response.
00:24:20
Speaker 2: She said what you said. All right.
00:24:21
Speaker 7: Then she took a shot and just like stared at me.
00:24:23
Speaker 1: What? A solo shot without you?
00:24:25
Speaker 3: Like pounded some tequila?
00:24:27
Speaker 7: Yeah, she really did. And it was kind of like, are you ready to step up?
00:24:31
Speaker 1: Someone who orders shots on a first date, that's different.
00:24:35
Speaker 3: This girl's really sounding like a personality.
00:24:39
Speaker 2: The confidence, even the description exudes this woman. She sounds like she takes charge.
00:24:44
Speaker 1: See, I feel like that's almost scary.
00:24:46
Speaker 2: It could be.
00:24:46
Speaker 3: It can be. Guys like to be scared a little bit.
00:24:49
Speaker 2: Not really.
00:24:50
Speaker 3: Just a little.
00:24:51
Speaker 2: Maybe a little.
00:24:51
Speaker 3: How long did you two spend together at this bar?
00:24:55
Speaker 7: It was about 45 minutes.
00:24:56
Speaker 6: And then she says, you got to go.
00:24:58
Speaker 2: It feels kind of short, like you just ate and she immediately.
00:25:00
Speaker 1: To fit in a shot. She came in, she asked for your number, she took a shot, and then she's.
00:25:05
Speaker 3: Like, peace.
00:25:07
Speaker 2: It's really funny to think about.
00:25:08
Speaker 1: I mean, we're joking, but why do you think it was only 45 minutes when you were out to dinner?
00:25:12
Speaker 7: I don't know. Maybe she got what she wanted out of me. I don't know.
00:25:16
Speaker 3: Has there been any contact since that day?
00:25:20
Speaker 7: So it was about 10 days ago this happened, and maybe every day I sent her one nice message.
00:25:25
Speaker 6: Oh, no.
00:25:26
Speaker 1: Is she responding?
00:25:28
Speaker 2: Every day?
00:25:29
Speaker 1: Wait, listen, if she's responding, it's fine.
00:25:31
Speaker 2: Oh, that's true.
00:25:32
Speaker 7: She responded like to the first couple, but she pretty much stopped.
00:25:36
Speaker 1: So, but what's strange about this is like you think a woman that's that direct would just tell you.
00:25:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just say I'm not interested.
00:25:42
Speaker 1: You know, like why would she ghost? Why wouldn't she?
00:25:45
Speaker 3: Too many tequila shots and now she needs time to recover before she musters up the strength to write a text.
00:25:51
Speaker 2: Or maybe she wants a guy to come after her. She wants it.
00:25:54
Speaker 1: He sent her 10 texts.
00:25:56
Speaker 2: That's true. She already did. I didn't think of that. That's true.
00:25:59
Speaker 3: Okay. It's possible that she is waiting to be chased, and that's exactly what we're going to do when we call her.
00:26:05
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:26:05
Speaker 7: I mean, I feel like having the radio station call is a pretty bold move, and that might say, like, hey, he's the guy. He's the one.
00:26:11
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:26:12
Speaker 9: I like it.
00:26:13
Speaker 1: Let's be bold.
00:26:14
Speaker 3: Let's do it. In fact, let's all slam some shots right before we come back. Yay!
00:26:19
Speaker 1: I'm going to relapse. I think you were already slurring when you said that.
00:26:22
Speaker 2: I know.
00:26:23
Speaker 3: It's going to make this call real interesting.
00:26:24
Speaker 2: All right, coffee shots.
00:26:26
Speaker 3: Whatever it is. We'll do it with your second date update right after this. Hold on.
00:26:29
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:26:31
Speaker 9: Second date update.
00:26:34
Speaker 3: I think we may have just coined a new dating term on the show here.
00:26:38
Speaker 1: Yes, we did.
00:26:38
Speaker 3: Big fajita energy. Because our listener Isaac said the lady he went out with had it in spades as she was turning heads walking into the bar that night. like a big sizzling tray of fajitas.
00:26:51
Speaker 1: Yes, everybody's got to look.
00:26:53
Speaker 3: Unfortunately for him, though, the date only lasted 45 minutes, and she took a shot right in the middle of it.
00:26:58
Speaker 1: But it was not upsetting to him.
00:27:00
Speaker 3: No, that's just that BFE, big fajita energy that she's carrying.
00:27:04
Speaker 2: I didn't ask, but how.
00:27:05
Speaker 3: Come she didn't buy him or he didn't buy himself a shot so they could cheers and do a shot together?
00:27:08
Speaker 1: I don't think it was about him.
00:27:10
Speaker 3: No, it was all about her, and it's been 10 days since they last saw each other. He's hoping that this move of having us reach out to her will prove that he is different than all the other guys that she's ever seen before.
00:27:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's outside of the box right now. He's not a very confident guy.
00:27:26
Speaker 1: When you think confidence, you think our show. You think radio listeners.
00:27:31
Speaker 3: Right, Isaac?
00:27:32
Speaker 6: Yep.
00:27:33
Speaker 7: I cry sometimes, but yeah.
00:27:35
Speaker 2: You cry sometimes.
00:27:36
Speaker 6: Good to know.
00:27:36
Speaker 1: We all cry, man.
00:27:37
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
00:27:38
Speaker 1: That's good. Is that what you said?
00:27:39
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you said try, but if we want to label him as a crier, I think that's okay.
00:27:43
Speaker 5: No, I say cry.
00:27:44
Speaker 4: I said I'm trying.
00:27:45
Speaker 7: I'm not the most confident.
00:27:47
Speaker 6: Oh, try.
00:27:47
Speaker 1: Confident men cry, Jeff.
00:27:49
Speaker 7: I'm a little nervous right now. I'm sorry.
00:27:51
Speaker 3: You're good.
00:27:52
Speaker 2: Don't cry.
00:27:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to channel your own big fajita energy before we get her on the phone.
00:27:58
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right.
00:27:58
Speaker 1: Remember, you're the one that ordered the fajitas. What?
00:28:01
Speaker 6: You're right.
00:28:02
Speaker 1: I'm trying to give him confidence. You know, like take charge of the situation. Fajitas are coming to your table because you made it happen. Brooke's taking it too far.
00:28:11
Speaker 3: Brooke, she's going to ask for a tip when this is out.
00:28:14
Speaker 1: I will never start a cool trend on the show, Brooke.
00:28:18
Speaker 3: Let's just stop and we're going to call her. Hopefully she picks up, but I'm really excited to talk to Ora here.
00:28:31
Speaker 5: Hello?
00:28:32
Speaker 3: Hey, is this Aura?
00:28:35
Speaker 7: Yeah.
00:28:37
Speaker 3: Hey, Aura. Thanks for picking up the phone. We're actually, we're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, welcome to the show. Hi. Good morning. How you doing today?
00:28:46
Speaker 2: Um, yeah.
00:28:48
Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
00:28:49
Speaker 4: You guys, again? Seriously?
00:28:52
Speaker 1: Again?
00:28:53
Speaker 5: Again?
00:28:53
Speaker 3: Have we ever called an Aura?
00:28:54
Speaker 4: Wait.
00:28:56
Speaker 8: You've got to be serious.
00:28:57
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
00:28:58
Speaker 6: What do you want now?
00:29:00
Speaker 1: Wait, do you know us? I'm so sorry.
00:29:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys called me like four months ago. You called me for some like second date thing. Jailbait.
00:29:11
Speaker 1: Jailbait? That is not the segment.
00:29:14
Speaker 3: That's actually a much better segment.
00:29:16
Speaker 2: Definitely not the segment.
00:29:18
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. We did not talk to an aura four months ago.
00:29:21
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
00:29:22
Speaker 1: I mean, what am I saying? I usually forget people's names from the first part of this to the second part.
00:29:26
Speaker 3: So this is called second date update, by the way.
00:29:29
Speaker 4: Okay, whatever. But, like, your guy wanted to date me, but I was dating a lot of people at the time.
00:29:36
Speaker 1: That sounds like everybody. That sounds like it could be anybody.
00:29:40
Speaker 3: Is it oh wait a second wait oh my god okay you remember were you the one who you were like dating a bunch of people and you wanted our listener to be the third guy in your list of situationships.
00:29:54
Speaker 1: Oh, she had like a roster? Yeah.
00:29:55
Speaker 3: There was like other guys and she was like, you could be my third if you want to. Remember that?
00:30:00
Speaker 2: I kind of do now.
00:30:02
Speaker 4: Like, your show seriously has nothing better to do than call me?
00:30:07
Speaker 2: This is what our job is to do.
00:30:08
Speaker 3: We're going to be in trouble if we don't do this.
00:30:10
Speaker 1: Kind of like an insult right there.
00:30:12
Speaker 3: And the short answer to that is no, we don't. The longer answer is we're actually doing this to help out a listener because the dating world is tough right now and it can be really confusing for somebody. You know, when you feel a connection.
00:30:25
Speaker 8: No, I get it.
00:30:26
Speaker 4: I get it. I already heard the spiel. But when you called me the first time, so, like, who is it now?
00:30:34
Speaker 6: Who's the guy?
00:30:34
Speaker 1: Good question.
00:30:35
Speaker 3: Okay, well, there's a new one named Isaac.
00:30:39
Speaker 8: Oh, God.
00:30:40
Speaker 1: What?
00:30:41
Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
00:30:41
Speaker 1: What was wrong with Isaac? Isaac felt like he was special.
00:30:44
Speaker 9: But he did.
00:30:47
Speaker 1: You asked him questions. You were engaged. You seemed interested.
00:30:50
Speaker 6: Good job, Brooke.
00:30:51
Speaker 1: That's true.
00:30:52
Speaker 3: Get super specific with it there, Brooke.
00:30:54
Speaker 2: You took a shot? Remember the shot you took?
00:30:57
Speaker 4: Can we just, like, skip to the part where you tell me he's on the phone listening?
00:31:01
Speaker 5: Like, I'll just talk to him.
00:31:03
Speaker 3: Clearly, yeah, you've definitely done this with us before.
00:31:06
Speaker 1: Or she's going to take Jeffrey's job soon.
00:31:07
Speaker 3: She's pretty good. Well, since you know, hey, Isaac, you're up, bud, so.
00:31:13
Speaker 1: Good luck. Don't feel like we set you up for a success right there.
00:31:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. Go ahead, Isaac. Talk to her.
00:31:19
Speaker 6: Hi, Orr.
00:31:22
Speaker 4: Isaac, this was a really, really bad move.
00:31:26
Speaker 7: What?
00:31:27
Speaker 3: Really?
00:31:28
Speaker 8: It was?
00:31:29
Speaker 4: These radio people, they don't know what the hell they're doing. You never should have told them.
00:31:35
Speaker 1: We get successful second dates sometimes.
00:31:38
Speaker 3: Your voice was extremely high when you said that.
00:31:41
Speaker 6: I'm sorry. I.
00:31:45
Speaker 7: But don't apologize.
00:31:48
Speaker 8: Learn your lesson.
00:31:49
Speaker 4: Delete their numbers. They're pests, like leeching off.
00:31:53
Speaker 6: Of our lives.
00:31:54
Speaker 1: We're not leeching off your lives. We're just trying to help Isaac out because he liked you.
00:31:59
Speaker 3: By attaching ourselves to his story and taking credit.
00:32:02
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't call him back. What is a guy supposed to do?
00:32:05
Speaker 4: Leeching off of our lives.
00:32:08
Speaker 1: There's no R. You didn't call him back. You weren't contacting him.
00:32:11
Speaker 6: You're calling me twice.
00:32:14
Speaker 2: Okay, well, we didn't even remember you.
00:32:15
Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell you this, but you weren't that rememberable. We didn't remember you.
00:32:20
Speaker 3: Rememberable is a word.
00:32:21
Speaker 1: Whatever.
00:32:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't mind that. Can you tell the Karen to stop talking?
00:32:27
Speaker 1: I'm the Karen.
00:32:28
Speaker 3: We're just going to recluse ourselves because I think we're making it worse. Why don't you just talk directly to her?
00:32:33
Speaker 9: All right.
00:32:34
Speaker 7: Well, can I just ask, did you say that they already called you before about a different guy?
00:32:41
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:32:41
Speaker 2: Multiple, it sounds like.
00:32:43
Speaker 4: That's my business. And the time that we spent together, I would call you if it was good.
00:32:50
Speaker 5: Whoa.
00:32:50
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:32:52
Speaker 7: But you didn't say why it wasn't good.
00:32:55
Speaker 4: I mean, first of all, you've been texting me good morning every day at 8 a.m.
00:33:00
Speaker 7: But how is that a bad thing?
00:33:02
Speaker 6: Like, I'm just being nice.
00:33:04
Speaker 7: There's nothing bad about that.
00:33:06
Speaker 4: Well, think about it.
00:33:10
Speaker 2: That's it? Did you just say that? I didn't need to use that line. Think about it.
00:33:14
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
00:33:16
Speaker 7: I mean, that's when I wake up and I just wanted to say something nice.
00:33:20
Speaker 2: He's thinking of you first thing.
00:33:22
Speaker 4: You know who says things like that, though?
00:33:25
Speaker 9: Non-alphas.
00:33:28
Speaker 2: Oh, she's one of those.
00:33:30
Speaker 3: It is kind of true.
00:33:31
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm an alpha.
00:33:34
Speaker 2: Ah, attaboy!
00:33:36
Speaker 7: Yeah!
00:33:36
Speaker 6: I felt that one, bro.
00:33:37
Speaker 3: I felt it, dude.
00:33:38
Speaker 1: That's gonna help.
00:33:39
Speaker 2: Dude, that was like a lion roar.
00:33:41
Speaker 3: I agree, though.
00:33:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, Alexa's got it, Jack.
00:33:43
Speaker 5: Okay.
00:33:44
Speaker 4: You can keep looking in the mirror and telling yourself that and like maybe someday your fairy godmother will appear with a magic wand and make you into a real life alpha.
00:33:53
Speaker 8: La la la la la.
00:33:55
Speaker 1: That was so condescending. I feel like since you're an alpha aura, don't you want someone who's not? Like two alphas together, all you end up doing is fighting.
00:34:06
Speaker 4: Oh, I need a real man. I need a real man.
00:34:10
Speaker 1: What does it make him a real man? Because he said good morning?
00:34:13
Speaker 7: Were you mad also about me saying goodnight too?
00:34:16
Speaker 2: Bro, you don't need to do that. Can you guys just hang up?
00:34:22
Speaker 4: Can you hang up on him or me?
00:34:25
Speaker 3: You see how this is going? Okay.
00:34:28
Speaker 1: Wait, but Jeffrey has to ask the question. He's got to ask the question before you hang up because he is alpha.
00:34:34
Speaker 7: Okay.
00:34:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, let Jeff do his job.
00:34:38
Speaker 3: That was extremely condescending for no reason.
00:34:42
Speaker 1: It's more the thought of all of this, like, stereotypical male stuff that bothers me.
00:34:47
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:34:47
Speaker 1: Sorry. Continue.
00:34:49
Speaker 3: Normally, I would ask if you two would go out on another date, but it sounds like you're already hitting it off so well. I don't want to stop the chemistry any more than it's already happening.
00:34:59
Speaker 4: I don't care. Guys, can you do me a favor? Any more of your simp friends I accidentally match with, do not call me, okay?
00:35:07
Speaker 6: Okay.
00:35:08
Speaker 4: You know why now.
00:35:09
Speaker 6: All right.
00:35:10
Speaker 2: Do we have a do not call list?
00:35:11
Speaker 1: Can you just tell guys you don't like us? Thank you.
00:35:15
Speaker 3: Bye.
00:35:16
Speaker 6: All right.
00:35:16
Speaker 3: Easy. Okay, she hung up.
00:35:19
Speaker 1: She was terrible, Isaac.
00:35:21
Speaker 7: I don't know about you guys, but I kind of liked it.
00:35:24
Speaker 2: What? He's one of those guys. He likes getting beat down a little bit.
00:35:29
Speaker 3: A little pushed around a little bit, yeah.
00:35:31
Speaker 1: Not even a little. That was a full-on demolition.
00:35:34
Speaker 2: He wants to be emasculated.
00:35:36
Speaker 3: Brooke, make his fantasies come true. Tell him something horrible about himself.
00:35:40
Speaker 2: You get him!
00:35:41
Speaker 1: I was going to tell him that he deserved more, but I guess he doesn't want to hear that.
00:35:45
Speaker 7: I deserve more aura. That's what I deserve.
00:35:47
Speaker 2: Keep texting.
00:35:49
Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll get it back from her.
00:35:50
Speaker 3: All right, man. Good luck.
00:35:54
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
00:35:55
Speaker 3: Does our producer not check these phone numbers before we call them?
00:36:01
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. Let's blame him.
00:36:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:36:03
Speaker 1: I like that. We don't blame Boyd enough.
00:36:05
Speaker 2: No, we don't. You know what?
00:36:07
Speaker 3: I think we need some type of overly confident woman to sit down and have a word with our producer. Isn't that right, Brooke?
00:36:14
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I'll go yell at him.
00:36:15
Speaker 3: Thank you.
00:36:17
Speaker 1: No problem. He's not very scared of me is the only problem.
00:36:19
Speaker 3: You've got to really bring the intensity when you have that meeting.
00:36:22
Speaker 1: He usually laughs and then makes fun of me afterwards.
00:36:24
Speaker 3: That's okay.
00:36:25
Speaker 1: Dang it.
00:36:25
Speaker 3: With Isaac, I don't know if he's fully ready to give up on this yet or not. My guess is he's definitely going to be sending her a few more texts, though.
00:36:34
Speaker 1: Okay, but listen. No, I'm not feeling sorry for him when it doesn't work out. No, not anymore. Yes, exactly. He's asking for it now.
00:36:41
Speaker 3: But he likes that.
00:36:43
Speaker 7: I know.
00:36:43
Speaker 1: I know.
00:36:44
Speaker 3: He's probably texting her right now being like, oh, my God, when you called me a simp over the radio, I loved that.
00:36:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously.
00:36:49
Speaker 2: Take my money, too.
00:36:50
Speaker 3: And you know what? That could be you. If there's someone in your life who's not calling you back... As long as her name isn't Aura, we will go to bat for you. And as always, find our entire library of Second Aid updates wherever you get your podcasts, Apple, Spotify, YouTube, and more. It's at Brooke and Jeffrey.
