213: Tyler Robinson Pleads NOT Guilty + Milo Deported + Tupac Conviction + Fake NFL Player

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Broken Simulation. Broken Simulation. With Sam Tripoli.
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Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents. Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
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We're in it. Johnny, I was late. You were later.
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But I was late.
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Sam Tripoli bacon.
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I was having a tea party with my daughter.
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Oh, that's cute, dude.
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Yeah, I'm enjoying these moments before she becomes an OnlyFans
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model and a single mother.
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So I'm enjoying this moment. Yeah, I can't wait until she.
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Starts telling me I'm the patriarchy.
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There was never a father who would be more brokenhearted
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by his daughter.
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Oh, yeah. I would disappear.
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You can't fight it as a parent, you know what
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I mean?
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I can't.
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At that age.
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And I will.
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You can't do anything.
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Watch.
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Cause it makes it worse. It makes it worse.
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I don't care. I'll burn the whole place down.
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People are asking what I edited out of the cash
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days earlier.
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Nothing.
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It's no big deal.
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It's no big deal.
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Somebody put some personal information in the show.
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It wasn't a big deal. Why are you guys being
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a big deal about it? Yeah.
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Just don't, just don't worry about it.
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Don't worry about it. We're just a bunch of guys
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hanging out, asking questions.
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So hot topic. Um, I think probably the hottest hot
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topic of the week is Tyler Robinson pleading not guilty
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to everybody. But he will stand trial for the capital
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murder charge. So he could be put to death at
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the end of this. You know, there was some dispute
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by his attorneys whether that would, you know, they tried
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to get him out of that charge. The aggravated.
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Yeah, because they basically said they didn't prove it was him.
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How do you feel about that? Yeah.
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I mean, Johnny, I'm almost 200 pages into this RFK senior,
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which cause I'm saying that because I'm proud of it
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being 200 pages in.
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Pages, right? Not like minutes, but pages you reading pages, pages.
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Nice.
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Mark just called me during a live stream. I'm going
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to kill him.
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Don't do that, Mark, please.
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I just love that. Everyone.
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You know, your, your, your sports fandom is screwed when
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Mark Davis is the most stable owner you support.
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Anyways, back to the Tyler Robinson stuff.
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Yeah, I mean, dude, it's a done deal, dude.
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It's like, it's ridiculous.
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What do you mean it's a done deal?
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Well, I mean, they just put out a.
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Go on. Well, no, I mean, okay, so him pleading
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not guilty is a big deal because everybody who was,
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what would you say, taking money from... maybe a foreign
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government was saying that, well, he's confessed to, I mean,
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you know, obviously he's not, he's guilty because he's, he's
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confessed to it so many times. What, I mean, why
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would the guy now suddenly be like not guilty if,
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if he was the whole time?
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Do you know what I mean?
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Cause this, this puts, I'm sure he could have gotten
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a deal of something to save his life, to spare
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his life if he actually did it. But I mean,
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he's saying not guilty across the board to all seven.
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Yeah, of course, because he didn't do it. That's my opinion.
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I'm not saying he wasn't there or they didn't get
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him there at some point. But, you know, have you
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ever seen a picture of Erica Kirk's brother-in-law or stepbrother
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or something like that?
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Like it's his stepbrother? Looks exactly like the guy in
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the pictures.
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I saw that. Yeah, hold on. Let me pull that
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up now.
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Don't just ask me if the Raiders are going to
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win eight games. Good luck.
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Don't bring the Raiders up, whoever that person is. good
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the last thing we need to talk about that's um
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yeah here it.
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Is when your only hope is the raiders.
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Yeah i mean come on it is a similarity for
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sure same shape face face shape yeah yeah and.
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Everyone's like they already debunked this.
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Okay what does that mean what what what's that i
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don't see a note on it let's see if there's
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notes on any of these uh No, I don't see
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any notes.
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I got the same garbage people in the comment section.
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Somebody saying it looks like Steve Nash.
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It does look like Steve Nash.
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The problem is Steve Nash is like 55 now or something.
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Yeah, but you never know, dude. You never. Oh, yeah,
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he does look like the guy from the time machine.
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That's fine. Oh, Julian Dory. I get it. Yes, people
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do look alike. I'm usually the one bringing that up,
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but they aren't all Erica Kirk's stepbrother. That's the point.
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I mean, dude, come on, bro. Does anyone believe in it?
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I mean, it does look good for Candace that he
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is pleading not guilty. It's kind of a moment of
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vindication for her ahead of the trial. Although the worm
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is turning on her. Have you noticed that?
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Like, like, well, yeah, dude, she started defending the, the,
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the mom who killed her kids.
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Which is, I mean, the dumbest issue out there right
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now is that this.
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One guy yelled at by people.
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Wait, about what?
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How?
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Well, her, her husband's shady too. And there's some people
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who think that maybe some people think that her, his
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new wife.
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Could be one of the people that might be involved.
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Here's, here's Candace. Uh, Talking about the Clancy case.
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Your girl Corinne writes in it.
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Oh, wait. Hold on.
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It's not coming out the right. Could you hear that
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coming out?
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I could, but you echo. You have to hit Zoom.
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Yeah.
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No, no.
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It's coming through my speakers. Hold on.
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I know you're busy, but I'd love to know your
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thoughts on the Lindsay Clancy case in Massachusetts. I made
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my thoughts clear on this the moment that she was arrested,
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the moment that it made the news. Lindsay Clancy is
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obviously not guilty. There are a fleet of doctors who
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should be imprisoned for what they put her on. I
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regularly speak out against Big Pharma. They get away with
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murder all the time. And in this case, they get
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away with murder all the time.
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Totally disagree.
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Her three children, but also completely destroyed her life. When
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Lindsay Clancy, in my opinion, is not guilty. She was
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put into an intentional psychosis when she probably just needed
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to give her kids away for a weekend to get better,
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but they constantly give you these drugs that do not
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make things better. And the cocktail of pharmaceuticals that she
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was on is absolute madness.
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Absolute madness.
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It just... I mean, it's literally faking the funk out
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of Nasty Dunk.
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You don't think she genuinely believes that?
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No, I think she could believe that.
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But it's like, dude, guys, these dads kill their kids
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all the time and nobody ever brings up this argument.
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What were they on?
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Do they have PTSD from going to war? I mean,
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nobody like they can pick these dads. The juries can
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victim in two hours.
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Oh, I see what you're saying. So you're saying she
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may well have been psychotic because of prescription drugs, but
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she's still guilty.
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Yeah, you're still guilty, dude.
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I got you. OK, I got it.
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It's like it's stupid.
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It's stupid to sit there and try to explain away
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why this woman did this, and we never do it
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for guys, ever.
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You can't convict a man quick enough.
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No, but that— no, I totally agree. I agree with what
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you're saying, but that's not an argument in this case.
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In this case, though, it's still the right thing that
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she's guilty, right? Even if they say they did it
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for a man, would she be— That wouldn't make her innocent,
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even if they did do that for men.
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No, that's what she's trying to say is like she
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she couldn't have.
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It's not her fault.
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Yeah, I mean, what you're going to I mean, that
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this doesn't make. Well, you know what it reminds me of?
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It reminds me of the famous case, which we've referenced
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many times on this podcast. We've Johnny of of the
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man who sued the pharma company because it made him
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a gay sex addict and a gambling addict. You remember
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that guy? who was started taking pills and it made
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him addicted to boners of other men. Do you, do
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you recall this case? You don't remember what I'm talking about, Sam.
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Who sued because he had too much boners.
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No.
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Well, what were you doing?
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You just muted and totally zoned out. Well, uh, the
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guy who sued the pharma company because it made him
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addicted to gay sex. You don't remember that?
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No. Find that story.
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That was totally real. Uh, It's, okay, man says Parkinson's drug,
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this is from ABC News, made him addicted to gambling.
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This was in 2011. Didier Jambard, 51, of France, is
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suing the British pharma company GlaxoSmithKline, claiming the drug he
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took to treat his Parkinson's, Requip it's called, turned him
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into a gambling and gay sex addict. The married father
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of two says he blew through his family savings. and
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even took to stealing to finance his online gambling habits,
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the French press agency said. He also became addicted to
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gay sex and risky sexual encounters that led to him being, well,
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having an SA situation. Parkinson's disease destroys neurons deep within
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the brain that release the, quote, feel-good neurotransmitter dopamine. Requip
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belongs to a class of drugs called dopamine agonists that
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relieve motor symptoms such as shaking, stiffness, etc., But they
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have side effects, which apparently are gay sex. So, yeah.
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That is absolutely hilarious. It just sounds like you just said,
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fuck it, I might have a good time.
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Yeah.
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If I'm going out, I'm going out on a boner, baby.
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I'm going out.
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It's like that funny meme where a guy finds out
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he's got only three months to live and he goes
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to Mexico and just does blown bang hookers.
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And he was the happiest he's ever been. I love
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these guys. Like something happens. It was like, Oh my God.
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All I did was crave men. It was your fault.
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By the way, nothing would be better if.
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During the Super Bowl they ran a pharmaceutical ad and
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it was one of the side effects was butt sex.
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Risky sexual behavior, yeah.
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Gay sex could cause heart palpitations, suicidal thoughts, and gay sex.
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Loose stool, but not for the reason you're thinking.
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Yeah, you want to, you know, loving of holes in walls. Paroxysm.
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Oh boy.
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Uh, but yeah, so let me, hold on just a second.
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So the Tyler Robinson trial though, do you, how do
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you think this is going to be like OJ Simpson, right?
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It already is dude. It's OJ Simpson.
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You think it's that big already?
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By the way, this chick, this chick trial is the
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female OJ Simpson.
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Now they keep, this.
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Trial is that is as big as OJ already. The woman,
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the Clancy trial.
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I mean, I don't know if you'll ever get as
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big as OJ because we're just so divided up and
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where our attention goes. So I think it will be
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very hard to get that big. But for women, it's
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their Don Quixote. They're fighting windmills right now. Think of
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their monsters.
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Yeah, I agree.
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I mean, dude, it's just absolutely because I don't know
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what the argument is here.
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That's my biggest problem. What is the.
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Argument from the women saying like, has she ever not
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said she didn't do it? Is there ever like, why
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wouldn't the, why would the defense attorney try to get
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the guy to admit he did it?
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Like I just, it's like, well, there are some women.
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Who are trying to do, you know, it's that true
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crime brain. They all think that there's some mystery to
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every case when 90% of them are exactly like they seem,
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you know?
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Well, it's also like.
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This is how normies look at conspiracy theorists, right? Like
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you're finding stuff that isn't there. And, but it's like,
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I just feel like it's, I just feel like at
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no point is anyone who's actually in the trial said
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she didn't do it. The actual argument is whether she
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was of sane mind. And my opinion is that's out
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the door, dude. It's like when like someone's, special needs
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and they do something really bad.
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They're like, buddy, did he mentally know what he's, it
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doesn't matter, dude. If you kill somebody, it's over. Stick
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a fork in you.
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It does seem now this tweet says that Candace has
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walked back her defense of Lindsay Clancy a touch. Let's
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see if that's the truth here.
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Yeah.
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I mean, you know, it's, It's like a fleet of
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men on X who have been making the argument.
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Right.
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I mean, just, it can't be that you were wrong
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and you heard the heat.
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It has to be oppression.
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Right.
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Cause she knows her audience and her audience is all women.
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She's the, she's the female Alex Jones. So the argument
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couldn't be like, You just realized you stepped your foot
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in dog shit, right?
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It has to be a fleet of men being a meanies.
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Like I love Candace, but it's like, you're way off
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on this. You could say, you could say the doctors deserve.
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And if I was her husband and let's say he
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didn't do it right. And she actually did it. I
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would sue the shit out of those people. I would
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sue the shit.
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I'm going to go back.
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I know I'm loud into my headphones.
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I would sue the shit out of them, okay?
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But you said something that's ridiculous, and now you're walking
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it back, and you're blaming it on oppression.
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Let's hear the rest of it.
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There's this game of citing, finding extreme examples, of course,
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of not the average woman doing and saying absurd things,
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like you've seen some of these TikToks in support of
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Lindsay Clancy. This has become very fashionable, by the way,
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like avoiding nuance, finding an extreme example, extreme example, and
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then being like, this proves my point that all women
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are insane. I mean, I told you very early on,
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I had issued my verdict before this ever went to trial.
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And I looked at the prescription she was on. I
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think a lot of people are talking about those prescriptions.
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I'm just ignorant on it. And so I have stayed
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out of it. You have not stayed out of it.
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But you know that there is this weird push. You
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put your black bush right on it. The reason why
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so many conservative bros love it is because they're basically
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trying to draw this line between people that think Erica
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Kirk is suspicious to people that want Lindsay Clancy freed
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or something, some disingenuous line that they're trying to draw,
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which is completely crazy. Lindsay Clancy is obviously not guilty.
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There are a fleet of doctors who should be imprisoned.
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for what they put her on. I regularly speak out
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against Big Pharma. They get away with murder all the time.
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And in this case, they are getting away with the
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murder of really her three children, but also completely.
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Yeah.
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I mean, you could totally argue that.
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Sorry, sorry. If you're listening at home, that last part
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was a flashback to what she originally said.
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Yeah.
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So I guess my mustache has a shadow. Listen, without
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a doubt.
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Okay, you could say these pharmaceutical drugs make you do
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crazy shit. But it doesn't matter because you dig the
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worst thing possible.
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Like, it's over. Stick a fork in you. You're done.
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And there's more to this.
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Then, then, then just this trial, if she gets found
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not guilty and it's insane that the jury's locked and
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I don't even understand there's supposedly one juror that won't
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follow the law. Is there any way that's not a
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woman by the way?
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Oh no.
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I mean, it's been leaked. I don't know if it's confirmed,
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but it's been leaked, which is also apparently not legal
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for somebody to know this, but it's two, it's two women, uh,
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that are the holdouts on the jury. It is now.
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Do you think they overcharged this, though? Maybe it shouldn't
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be like first-degree murder if there are these mitigating circumstances?
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No, when you Google how to kill people, you.
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Use first-degree murder. Yeah, her Google searches are damning, bro.
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Let me pull those up. Hold on a second. Those
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are crazy. In the weeks before the murders, she was Googling.
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Hold on. Let me see. I just saw this earlier.
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Yes.
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Where is the carotid artery? How to slit your throat
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to die? Can you turn the airbags off on a
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Kia Sorento? Can you treat a sociopath and ketamine for
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suicidal ideation? So this is a person who was going
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through it.
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Exactly. Exactly.
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Now, I mean, my question is, why don't you offer yourself?
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I just don't like. I mean, I guess you get it.
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So now this person here is saying something interesting. She's
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a nurse, though. This makes no sense. And the only
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reason that makes, that resonates with me because I was
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told that there's some thoughts that it could possibly be
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his new wife that did it.
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What's the argument? I mean, what is the evidence of that?
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Is there any?
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You know, I mean.
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You just don't remember. It's okay.
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Yeah, I mean, like, this was just told to me.
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I don't know, dude. I just think if you kill...
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I just.
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The problem I have is that at no point did
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she not say she did. The argument is whether she
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is of sane mind. And I just say, I don't care.
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I just don't... I don't care.
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No, I mean.
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No, I don't. I mean, I guess if you.
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now so i'm saying it's shoe prints in the room johnny.
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That's melina i don't i mean i'm not i do
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i look like an expert on shoe prints i don't
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know what that means.
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Yeah i i yeah i mean does that mean someone
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else's does her does the white the new wife's shoes
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match the print i don't know dude it just seems
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like We're in a dangerous place right now where if
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this chick gets off, you're going to see an epidemic
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of moms doing this just for the clout, just for
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the moment.
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That's crazy. No, no. You think people are going to
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be like hyping, killing your kids? I think you're going
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to see.
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A ton of women do it. Copycat.
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Really?
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Yes. Oh, no. I hope not.
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That's terrible.
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Yeah.
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Johnny, way to go on a ledge and say you
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hope it doesn't happen.
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That was great.
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I mean, what do you want? I can't imagine that
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would be. Like, no, no. I mean, there's nothing stronger
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than the urge to protect your children, right? Especially as
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a mother. No, this is clearly someone who's demented and possessed.
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Thank you, one person. So Melina was like someone else.
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Would they call them copies?
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Susan Patrick. Live. about not going in and staying.
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Outside someone else was in there or patrick lied about
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not going in and stayed outside.
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But who whose shoes is it okay now i'm getting evidence.
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Now i'm getting evidence.
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From yeah it sounds like we're all getting evidence uh
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Loud and clear.
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Okay. Okay, so here, I'm going to put this here.
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Here we go.
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Try not to put your phone number on the screen
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this time, please.
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I'm going to try not to. I didn't even, I
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was putting it in, I didn't even think. Here we go.
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Let's see what we got here.
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I just read that Patrick's new wife is an expert
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in biochemistry and had a gram from ABV to research
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the pharma dynamics of LG.
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L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E-L-E- That's a long shot though, right? You got to
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hope that it gives the exact kind of crazy that
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you want. You know what I mean? Like you're giving,
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you're dosing somebody hoping that they turn the perfect kind
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of crazy.
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And how far away is suicidal thoughts from homicidal thoughts?
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Are those the same thoughts? If you call suicidal thoughts,
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does that mean it's homicidal? Which by the way, you
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never see that advertised, right? Could cause a heart attack, diarrhea,
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homicidal thoughts.
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That's why they knocked some of those old, uh, depression
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meds from the eighties off the schedule because, uh, or
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off of the, you know, they banned them because they
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made people homicidal. It was a common side effect for
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a lot of those old ones. They stopped prescribing them
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at least. Um, but yeah, I don't, I mean, it's
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funny how these kinds of cases are intersecting because you're getting,
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the women are all kind of going one way on, on, uh,
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the Clancy thing. And I, I mean, do you think
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those are those thoughts, those kind of violent thoughts against
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your own kids are as common as they say?
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That's what the question is.
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I mean, no, but I mean, what's your gut tell you?
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Do you think because you're women? I keep seeing it
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on social. They're like, you have no idea how common
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this is. And I'm and I'm and my thought is like, what?
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What do you mean?
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Like you the desire to murder your family? Is that
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what you're saying?
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Is that I'm very I think so. Yeah.
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I mean, yeah. You have dads when they're like, oh,
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I could just leave right now. I could just walk
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right out the door. It's just fleeting when you're dealing
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with the mom and shit like that.
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But you would never do it. You would never do that.
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It'd be ridiculous. You know?
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And it's just like, okay, even if you have that thought,
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I mean, the thought of actually, like, offing someone you
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care about and your bond with your.
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Child is so... I mean.
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it's crazy, dude. It is, you know, and postpartum is nasty, dude.
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People don't talk about that. It's very much, um, it's
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very much, um, it's like you're living with a fuck
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serial killer, dude.
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It's like, it's crazy, crazy, crazy dark energy. Yeah, I know.
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I mean, somebody in my family suffered from it and
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it was more of like sadness, but it was brutal.
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You know, it was like unshakable. Um, So I suppose if, yeah,
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if it got mixed with like some pharma, I don't know.
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It's just, listen, if.
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You haven't postpartum do some ecstasy. Really? You think that's
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just go out and get some Molly did. Yes. Get
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some Molly, man.
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Did you see professor Zhang went on mystery boys? By
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the way, who books Mystery Boys? Can we get them
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to book Broken Sim? We could get Professor Zhang on
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our show.
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Well, I'm sure. Dude, he said he would do the show.
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It's just we got to figure out the times.
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He was in L.A. like a week ago.
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We could get Xing Xing Zhang.
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Listen, this is funny, though. This makes me laugh. This
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makes me laugh.
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They got him to wear a crown?
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Yeah.
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To the charges that you're... How do you respond to
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the charges that you're not a professor, Professor Jay?
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I'm not a professor? Yeah, I'm not a professor.
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Yeah.
491
00:24:43.609 --> 00:24:48.170
That's great. Because I saw three people like, he's not
492
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a professor, and I'm like... What's he... I mean, like, yeah,
493
00:24:51.890 --> 00:24:54.579
I'm not a professor. Duh. Well, I am an astronaut
494
00:24:54.619 --> 00:24:56.160
and a judge. I hope that's good. Okay.
495
00:24:56.299 --> 00:24:56.519
Yeah.
496
00:24:56.539 --> 00:24:58.279
I wouldn't lie about something like that. I'm a doctor.
497
00:25:00.210 --> 00:25:01.769
So do you think he's not a professor?
498
00:25:01.789 --> 00:25:03.690
No, he's not a professor. He's like a high school
499
00:25:03.730 --> 00:25:06.630
teacher or something. But the thing is, does it sound
500
00:25:06.670 --> 00:25:09.880
like he, I'm thinking, I have a phrase in my
501
00:25:09.900 --> 00:25:13.420
head that I can't say. Does it sound like he Asians,
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00:25:13.460 --> 00:25:15.920
his accent up like for those videos, right? Cause he's
503
00:25:16.019 --> 00:25:20.000
awfully like Cali, like Cali, LA Asian there. And in
504
00:25:20.059 --> 00:25:22.420
his videos, he's got a little more flavor.
505
00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:25.480
You see comedians do that all the time. Like they're
506
00:25:25.500 --> 00:25:28.359
from Canada. They'll talk more Canadian and, You see, they're
507
00:25:28.380 --> 00:25:30.500
from Boston. They talk more Boston.
508
00:25:30.519 --> 00:25:34.180
It's almost like he's an actor or something. That's really curious.
509
00:25:34.200 --> 00:25:37.509
Well, it's also like Asian comics. Well, Asian it up.
510
00:25:39.569 --> 00:25:41.349
Well, no, that's exactly what I'm accusing him of.
511
00:25:41.490 --> 00:25:44.829
Cardi B acts like she's a hood rat. She's super smart.
512
00:25:44.910 --> 00:25:47.309
That's why she's where she's at. But when the camera's on,
513
00:25:47.329 --> 00:25:48.910
she's like, ah, nah.
514
00:25:49.390 --> 00:25:52.039
Oh, dude, 50 Cent was the same way. 50 Cent,
515
00:25:52.099 --> 00:25:54.380
I mean, that guy's quick and smart.
516
00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:56.880
God, I wish I was smart enough to lie. I can't.
517
00:25:58.190 --> 00:25:58.589
You can't lie.
518
00:25:58.710 --> 00:26:02.650
I can't. I can't. I'm not smart enough to lie.
519
00:26:03.859 --> 00:26:04.819
Why can't I lie?
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00:26:04.839 --> 00:26:07.240
Yeah.
521
00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:09.900
So I thought it would. Do you think that that
522
00:26:10.259 --> 00:26:12.859
hurts his credibility, though? Him like doing these comedy pods
523
00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:13.180
and stuff?
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00:26:13.680 --> 00:26:13.940
No.
525
00:26:14.140 --> 00:26:15.599
I mean, Mystery Boys is huge.
526
00:26:16.329 --> 00:26:18.509
But, I mean, he's not just done that. He's been
527
00:26:18.549 --> 00:26:21.349
doing the whole, like, the rounds, bro. There's something about
528
00:26:21.390 --> 00:26:23.190
the way he sprung that just feels like an op
529
00:26:23.210 --> 00:26:23.450
to me.
530
00:26:23.589 --> 00:26:23.890
I don't know.
531
00:26:24.549 --> 00:26:26.900
You don't find any, you know, your senses aren't going.
532
00:26:26.980 --> 00:26:28.599
Anything is possible, dude.
533
00:26:29.859 --> 00:26:33.380
Again, when he fakes the funk on a nasty dunk,
534
00:26:34.140 --> 00:26:39.099
like this shit with Candace, having Hunter Biden on, saying
535
00:26:39.140 --> 00:26:42.900
that she's not guilty. You just fake the funk, lady,
536
00:26:43.539 --> 00:26:50.230
on a nasty dunk. All right, Tucker Carlson about the
537
00:26:50.309 --> 00:26:53.349
laptop and be like, Israel pulled it out. I don't
538
00:26:53.390 --> 00:26:56.150
care who put it out. Why do we care.
539
00:26:55.990 --> 00:26:59.740
About this shit? It's the same thing with the Russian collusion. Oh,
540
00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:04.740
the Russians hacked us. Nobody cares. Okay, thank them for that.
541
00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:07.670
Because now we found out what a scumbag you are.
542
00:27:08.369 --> 00:27:10.069
It's just like unbelievable.
543
00:27:11.059 --> 00:27:12.789
I watched a great movie on the plane, by the way.
544
00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:14.640
It's like somebody gives you a video of your girlfriend
545
00:27:14.700 --> 00:27:17.269
cheating on you, and you're like, where'd you get that video, dude?
546
00:27:17.450 --> 00:27:18.670
Don't worry about that.
547
00:27:20.009 --> 00:27:22.230
Did the Russians put that video out of my girl
548
00:27:22.269 --> 00:27:23.329
fucking that guy's dick?
549
00:27:23.789 --> 00:27:26.210
Did the Russians put that picture of your chick going
550
00:27:26.230 --> 00:27:27.509
down on a fat hog?
551
00:27:28.259 --> 00:27:30.859
No, you go immediately, and you offer your girlfriend.
552
00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:32.440
Yeah, and you're like, hey, dude, I need to know
553
00:27:32.460 --> 00:27:34.859
who gave you that, but I got to go take
554
00:27:34.900 --> 00:27:36.079
care of some business right now.
555
00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:37.920
I have postpartum.
556
00:27:39.980 --> 00:27:43.009
I was on a plane watching. I watched this documentary
557
00:27:43.069 --> 00:27:46.369
called Mr. Nobody versus Putin. Vladimir Putin. Have you heard
558
00:27:46.390 --> 00:27:49.690
of this or seen this documentary? It's about this teacher
559
00:27:50.210 --> 00:27:53.220
who is like the events coordinator at a Russian school,
560
00:27:53.819 --> 00:27:58.480
a grade school. And he's documenting secretly the whole time
561
00:27:58.740 --> 00:28:03.410
as the war starts and the propaganda that they have
562
00:28:03.430 --> 00:28:08.180
to dispense at the school, which is. They start doing
563
00:28:08.259 --> 00:28:10.480
Pledge of Allegiance at the beginning of the day, and
564
00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:13.329
then the school gets slowly more militarized, a grade school.
565
00:28:13.890 --> 00:28:18.250
It's really good. That's crazy. He has to flee the country.
566
00:28:18.589 --> 00:28:22.769
But there's this one teacher that teaches history, and he's
567
00:28:22.970 --> 00:28:25.599
interviewing him, and he asks him who his heroes are.
568
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:30.680
Did he say Broken Sim? No, no, he didn't. One
569
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:33.619
of his heroes, though, was Berea, which was the guy
570
00:28:33.660 --> 00:28:36.630
that was responsible for Stalin's purges. And this is the
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00:28:36.670 --> 00:28:39.529
guy teaching history at that school. And he starts the
572
00:28:39.569 --> 00:28:41.730
class by saying that, you know, if you disagree with
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00:28:41.750 --> 00:28:44.490
your government, you should leave immediately because you're a traitor,
574
00:28:45.009 --> 00:28:49.029
like telling little kids this. And that's, yeah, anyway, I
575
00:28:49.089 --> 00:28:51.430
highly recommend it. It's Mr. Nobody versus, I also saw
576
00:28:51.470 --> 00:28:53.470
the Anthony Bourdain film, Tony.
577
00:28:53.490 --> 00:28:55.170
Yeah, you loved it.
578
00:28:55.730 --> 00:29:00.170
Well, it's the first time in, I'm thinking maybe like
579
00:29:00.210 --> 00:29:01.869
a decade. I'm trying to think back to the last
580
00:29:01.890 --> 00:29:06.529
film where straight men called each other fragrance in a
581
00:29:06.549 --> 00:29:10.789
movie as a joke. And it wasn't like, you know,
582
00:29:10.869 --> 00:29:12.470
looked down on or anything. It was just like, hey,
583
00:29:12.490 --> 00:29:14.809
we're just bros talking to each other. How bros talk
584
00:29:14.829 --> 00:29:15.170
to each other.
585
00:29:15.190 --> 00:29:18.089
That's my joke, dude. I call all my friends that.
586
00:29:18.670 --> 00:29:19.450
It was great, man.
587
00:29:19.529 --> 00:29:22.130
It was a good movie. As it should be, dude.
588
00:29:22.890 --> 00:29:26.440
Tony, it's called. No, no PC. Very minimal PC.
589
00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:29.359
Life isn't PC. That's the problem.
590
00:29:29.420 --> 00:29:30.819
Life isn't PC.
591
00:29:31.240 --> 00:29:37.539
Yeah. Melania is like Rachel's dad.
592
00:29:38.180 --> 00:29:38.799
Melina.
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00:29:39.460 --> 00:29:40.940
It's whatever I want to call her.
594
00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:42.059
No, it's Melina.
595
00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:47.579
Melina. Rachel Dan's uncle is connected to cult trafficking. Okay.
596
00:29:48.660 --> 00:29:50.400
I mean, what can you do?
597
00:29:50.440 --> 00:29:50.940
Who's uncle?
598
00:29:51.900 --> 00:29:56.970
The husband's new wife, I guess. Oh, okay.
599
00:29:57.549 --> 00:29:57.789
Okay.
600
00:29:58.710 --> 00:30:00.329
It turns out I don't care about that trial is
601
00:30:00.349 --> 00:30:02.730
what I'm realizing as we keep talking about it.
602
00:30:02.869 --> 00:30:05.509
I do care about the trial because if she gets off,
603
00:30:05.630 --> 00:30:06.549
it's not good.
604
00:30:07.769 --> 00:30:09.450
I don't... She's not going to get off. I mean,
605
00:30:09.470 --> 00:30:11.599
it's going to be a hung jury at worst. And
606
00:30:11.619 --> 00:30:13.799
then they'll just try her again, bro. I mean, we'll
607
00:30:13.819 --> 00:30:15.259
have to do all this again, but they'll just try
608
00:30:15.299 --> 00:30:17.480
her again. There's no way she's getting away with it.
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00:30:18.019 --> 00:30:20.339
She's going to go to jail. Or stay in jail.
610
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:29.670
Go to prison. Did you... Okay, so... Milo Yiannopoulos, Milo
611
00:30:29.690 --> 00:30:34.109
Yiannopoulos got deported. And, you know, that famous mugshot went
612
00:30:34.130 --> 00:30:35.009
all around the world.
613
00:30:35.029 --> 00:30:35.450
Yeah.
614
00:30:36.269 --> 00:30:38.710
And we we only heard, though, we heard about this
615
00:30:38.829 --> 00:30:47.599
because the the immigration enforcement ICE tweeted his mugshot. They're
616
00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:51.200
like the illegal immigrant Milo Yiannopoulos has been deported from
617
00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:53.640
the country. He overstayed his visa. They put out this,
618
00:30:53.779 --> 00:30:57.680
I mean, just a horrific mugshot of this guy. This
619
00:30:57.740 --> 00:30:59.779
goes in the Hall of Fame of shitty mugshots, this
620
00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:03.559
Milo mugshot. Isn't that one of the worst mugshots in history?
621
00:31:04.140 --> 00:31:07.900
Yeah, I mean, gay guys and women prep for pictures.
622
00:31:08.539 --> 00:31:11.049
Yeah, you're right. They work the angles, and they're not
623
00:31:11.069 --> 00:31:12.890
working the angles when you're getting intake.
624
00:31:13.910 --> 00:31:18.250
They won't even let you smile unless you're a hot chick. Really?
625
00:31:18.329 --> 00:31:20.549
Even hot chicks get nice mugshots.
626
00:31:21.539 --> 00:31:24.720
Yeah, so we hear about that, and now finally we're
627
00:31:24.769 --> 00:31:27.930
getting Milo, now that he's in the UK, is doing
628
00:31:27.970 --> 00:31:33.369
some interviews. He appeared first on Piers Morgan, and this
629
00:31:33.509 --> 00:31:38.750
is his... It seems Milo... might have been done dirty.
630
00:31:39.190 --> 00:31:43.230
Of course he was! No, but I mean, like, even legally. Because,
631
00:31:43.569 --> 00:31:45.529
you know, it sounds like, okay, he overstayed his visa.
632
00:31:45.609 --> 00:31:48.710
You know, you got to do what you're supposed to
633
00:31:48.750 --> 00:31:51.950
do with your paperwork. But we'll, okay, we'll play first.
634
00:31:52.170 --> 00:31:56.460
This is his description of, like, his emotional response to
635
00:31:56.500 --> 00:31:57.079
being deported.
636
00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:04.539
Really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality
637
00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:06.680
is in America. The manner in which they arrest you
638
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:10.240
they put your manacles, your hands, your feet, chain it together.
639
00:32:10.259 --> 00:32:13.279
I mean, like everybody is arrested is like an MS-13
640
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:14.720
gang member. And it hurts a lot more than it
641
00:32:14.740 --> 00:32:15.559
looks like on television.
642
00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:20.670
You know, I was put from, from, from, you know.
643
00:32:20.890 --> 00:32:24.809
Detention facility to a correction facility. You know, every three
644
00:32:24.849 --> 00:32:26.690
hours they were, they were sort of trying to keep
645
00:32:26.730 --> 00:32:29.670
ahead of my lawyer. So I couldn't, you know, so whatever. But,
646
00:32:29.750 --> 00:32:33.029
but no one would tell me anything. It was, it,
647
00:32:33.950 --> 00:32:35.329
I mean, I know it's designed to be like that,
648
00:32:35.549 --> 00:32:40.450
but it's, It was, sure, it was humiliating and it
649
00:32:40.490 --> 00:32:43.589
was disorientating and the rest of it. It was physically degrading.
650
00:32:44.130 --> 00:32:47.029
It was frightening. It was frightening. I don't think I've
651
00:32:47.069 --> 00:32:48.730
ever been frightened like that before.
652
00:32:49.130 --> 00:32:51.059
How emotional have you been through this period?
653
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:56.259
I've never been like this before. I tripped and kind
654
00:32:56.299 --> 00:32:58.240
of tumbled down the stairs a night or two ago and,
655
00:32:58.599 --> 00:33:00.940
you know, I'm a clumsy person, so it's not the
656
00:33:00.980 --> 00:33:04.019
rarest thing in the world. But it set something off
657
00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:07.720
from when I'd been kind of, you know... shoved down
658
00:33:07.740 --> 00:33:09.220
a couple of steps, and I was weeping like an
659
00:33:09.259 --> 00:33:11.900
old woman for an hour. And I was like, oh,
660
00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:13.779
I really have got to get this out of my system.
661
00:33:15.029 --> 00:33:17.230
I think maybe in the past I've been a little
662
00:33:17.269 --> 00:33:22.470
bit blasé when people talked about their trauma, a little
663
00:33:22.509 --> 00:33:26.750
bit kind of cavalier when people talked about stuff lingering
664
00:33:26.789 --> 00:33:28.109
with them, but I get it now.
665
00:33:28.750 --> 00:33:31.099
You think you have, Milo, like the most famous troll
666
00:33:31.130 --> 00:33:31.670
on the planet?
667
00:33:32.170 --> 00:33:34.559
The thing that astonishes me, I have to say, is
668
00:33:34.599 --> 00:33:38.170
to see– the various bits of the American government, all
669
00:33:38.190 --> 00:33:40.369
the machinery of the government, kind of lining up to
670
00:33:40.430 --> 00:33:43.630
lie in the manner that Tom Homan just did. I mean,
671
00:33:43.670 --> 00:33:45.869
I want to be completely clear with you and with
672
00:33:45.890 --> 00:33:50.259
your viewers. I don't really do the right-wing provocateur thing anymore.
673
00:33:50.279 --> 00:33:53.200
I manage lawyers for a living. I'm a pretty organized
674
00:33:53.259 --> 00:33:56.140
and together person when I'm not being silly on Twitter.
675
00:33:56.880 --> 00:33:59.000
And I'm married to an American. There's no reason I
676
00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:00.980
would take a risk like this. I didn't need to
677
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:03.359
have a stay visa. There were dozens of companies who
678
00:34:03.380 --> 00:34:05.799
could have sponsored me. And I'm married to an American.
679
00:34:06.500 --> 00:34:06.839
I didn't.
680
00:34:08.780 --> 00:34:10.559
There's a lot going on there, dude.
681
00:34:10.659 --> 00:34:10.960
Yes.
682
00:34:11.219 --> 00:34:16.980
Now, I will say, Milo, what is going on? It's
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00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:18.820
like he can't open his eyes or something, right? It's
684
00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:20.480
something weird going on with him.
685
00:34:22.179 --> 00:34:23.380
He's traumatized.
686
00:34:24.059 --> 00:34:25.800
Yeah, he's changed for sure.
687
00:34:26.699 --> 00:34:29.219
And I was going to be like, God have mercy
688
00:34:29.260 --> 00:34:30.190
on the souls.
689
00:34:29.909 --> 00:34:33.610
Of people on Twitter.
690
00:34:33.789 --> 00:34:37.630
But it seems like he's shell-shocked. Yeah, totally.
691
00:34:37.670 --> 00:34:40.670
I mean, talking about trauma and like, here's his now,
692
00:34:40.769 --> 00:34:41.690
now Tom Homan.
693
00:34:42.170 --> 00:34:43.829
And here's the thing about Milo.
694
00:34:43.989 --> 00:34:48.769
I like Milo, but Milo, like it's like, I feel
695
00:34:48.829 --> 00:34:52.949
for him, but it's also Milo made his name off
696
00:34:53.110 --> 00:34:55.050
of putting out everybody's secrets.
697
00:34:55.630 --> 00:34:57.389
He's just like Perez Hilton.
698
00:34:57.889 --> 00:35:01.530
This thing we like these gay guys where they think
699
00:35:01.590 --> 00:35:03.590
it's funny to destroy people's lives.
700
00:35:04.800 --> 00:35:06.320
And put out their fucking secrets.
701
00:35:06.460 --> 00:35:10.179
And then when something bad happens to them, there's not
702
00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:12.639
a lot of sympathy. And I do have sympathy for
703
00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:15.559
Milo because I think he's funny. But at the same time,
704
00:35:15.619 --> 00:35:20.079
it's like you spit on people's graves a lot. And
705
00:35:20.480 --> 00:35:23.360
you brought trauma into a lot of people's lives by
706
00:35:23.460 --> 00:35:27.460
outing them on certain things that really there's no reason
707
00:35:27.519 --> 00:35:29.780
for other than just clicks and views.
708
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:33.019
So you lived in a world where you were.
709
00:35:33.739 --> 00:35:37.940
purposely burning everything to the ground for clicks and views
710
00:35:38.099 --> 00:35:42.599
and clouds, because you got this kind of, uh, attitude, uh,
711
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:44.920
you got this kind of, uh, uh, view of, uh,
712
00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:50.400
as being some kind of, you know, Twitter Reaper, you know?
713
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:53.039
And it's, and it's so, so we got this, we
714
00:35:53.079 --> 00:35:55.940
got Perez Hilton who like, I enjoyed some of Perez
715
00:35:55.980 --> 00:35:59.159
Hilton's videos and then he goes off and he goes
716
00:35:59.510 --> 00:36:05.869
absolutely insane. And the internet like is unforgiving. And when
717
00:36:05.909 --> 00:36:09.610
you really should be surrounding someone with some love, you,
718
00:36:09.869 --> 00:36:12.550
you purposely try to destroy people's lives.
719
00:36:13.300 --> 00:36:13.460
Yeah.
720
00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:15.099
You know?
721
00:36:15.739 --> 00:36:17.980
And it's like, it's the same thing with these comedy,
722
00:36:18.360 --> 00:36:22.440
Twitter troll, these comedy trolls that just try to destroy
723
00:36:22.500 --> 00:36:23.320
everybody's lives.
724
00:36:23.380 --> 00:36:25.809
And then some bad happens to them. And there's really
725
00:36:25.869 --> 00:36:26.610
no sympathy.
726
00:36:28.070 --> 00:36:31.429
You play to a bunch of very broken toys, right?
727
00:36:32.150 --> 00:36:32.630
And they just.
728
00:36:32.769 --> 00:36:35.789
And you can start simple, but then you start chasing
729
00:36:35.829 --> 00:36:39.170
clicks and views. And then you're just doing.
730
00:36:39.050 --> 00:36:41.500
The most unnatural.
731
00:36:41.579 --> 00:36:45.079
Just nasty shit to people. Trying to break up marriages.
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00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:49.239
Saying shit about their kids. And then you get into
733
00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:51.460
this kind of place. And yeah, yeah, you got some
734
00:36:51.500 --> 00:36:52.460
people around you that.
735
00:36:52.579 --> 00:36:56.420
Your fans. But really, there's zero sympathy for you and
736
00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:59.400
where you are in your life. And it's like... I don't...
737
00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:03.599
I only... I've seen Milo just try to scorch people.
738
00:37:05.099 --> 00:37:07.530
Oh, man, in his prime, yeah, he went as hard
739
00:37:07.570 --> 00:37:08.260
as anybody.
740
00:37:08.429 --> 00:37:11.349
I mean, he's like, I used to do that. He
741
00:37:11.369 --> 00:37:12.590
claims to.
742
00:37:13.309 --> 00:37:15.750
Have, I mean, you have to admit, you haven't heard
743
00:37:15.789 --> 00:37:17.989
as much from him lately with that nasty shit. I
744
00:37:18.010 --> 00:37:19.710
don't remember seeing it recently.
745
00:37:19.750 --> 00:37:22.340
Well, he really was going after, and we all know
746
00:37:22.380 --> 00:37:24.719
who he's talking about, who did him dirty.
747
00:37:25.710 --> 00:37:27.650
Well, he's going to get into it. I got another video.
748
00:37:27.670 --> 00:37:30.250
But right before that, Tom Homan, the ICE guy, went
749
00:37:30.349 --> 00:37:33.179
on and said it was open and shut. The guy
750
00:37:34.090 --> 00:37:37.980
was sent notices about overstaying his visa. He didn't appear
751
00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:40.659
in court when he was commanded to, and they deported him.
752
00:37:41.139 --> 00:37:43.639
And now I'll play this video.
753
00:37:43.880 --> 00:37:47.440
Okay, so he had to go to court, and he did.
754
00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:51.280
Well, yeah, but listen, they did something really devious, if
755
00:37:51.380 --> 00:37:54.659
Milo's telling the truth. This is his allegation against Milo.
756
00:37:55.239 --> 00:37:56.599
our own government. Here, check this.
757
00:37:58.550 --> 00:37:58.769
Out.
758
00:37:59.570 --> 00:38:02.590
On what basis have they thrown you out of the country?
759
00:38:03.030 --> 00:38:05.989
They sent notices to an address they knew I didn't
760
00:38:06.030 --> 00:38:09.239
live at anymore. Two addresses ago in Florida, almost 10
761
00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:12.940
years ago, in order to get an in absentia hearing,
762
00:38:13.139 --> 00:38:16.619
which is basically they show up with a judge, they
763
00:38:16.659 --> 00:38:18.219
tell the judge, you didn't show up, you didn't respond
764
00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:20.340
to the notices, and they ask the judge to give
765
00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:25.159
them an order. That's what happened. They had previously cancelled
766
00:38:25.420 --> 00:38:28.820
my work permit without telling me, excluded my lawyer, and
767
00:38:28.840 --> 00:38:31.679
the ICE agents who arrested me in Louisiana told me this.
768
00:38:31.699 --> 00:38:33.280
I don't know if they were supposed to, but they
769
00:38:33.320 --> 00:38:35.880
told me that my lawyer had been deliberately excluded. And
770
00:38:35.900 --> 00:38:37.159
I said, well, how do you even know that I
771
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:38.519
have one? He said, because I've got his name and
772
00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:41.519
phone number right here, but they didn't send him the notices.
773
00:38:41.860 --> 00:38:43.429
And they didn't send you the notices. They sent him
774
00:38:43.449 --> 00:38:45.889
to an address you don't live at. When you get
775
00:38:46.030 --> 00:38:47.349
served with this stuff from immigration.
776
00:38:47.369 --> 00:38:49.070
Damn, dude, that is dirty.
777
00:38:49.809 --> 00:38:50.750
Or a process server.
778
00:38:50.769 --> 00:38:51.909
You know, like in your hand or anything like that,
779
00:38:51.949 --> 00:38:53.670
they just mail it. And if they mail it to
780
00:38:53.730 --> 00:38:56.239
an address you don't live at, they can have a whole.
781
00:38:56.699 --> 00:38:58.860
That may not have been deliberate. That could just be
782
00:38:58.880 --> 00:38:59.480
an admin error.
783
00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:03.219
But I'd had notices from the... Not just from, you know,
784
00:39:03.239 --> 00:39:07.219
some vague immigration-related... Is he cross-eyed?
785
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:08.239
Of the government.
786
00:39:08.500 --> 00:39:14.519
From the precise agency, department, that sent these notices, that
787
00:39:14.659 --> 00:39:17.639
had notices at two new addresses. Of course I had.
788
00:39:17.659 --> 00:39:19.389
Because I've been giving them my address. Is your green
789
00:39:19.409 --> 00:39:22.739
card still valid? No, because they cancelled it without telling me.
790
00:39:22.809 --> 00:39:23.010
When?
791
00:39:24.050 --> 00:39:24.710
That I don't know.
792
00:39:24.730 --> 00:39:27.070
See, this is my problem with this.
793
00:39:27.909 --> 00:39:31.400
Well, it must have been canceled sometime last year.
794
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:34.119
Did he know they were sending it there?
795
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.519
Well, that's what Piers Morgan is asking him. Now, Piers
796
00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:41.460
Morgan is saying, he's saying, they were sending me other
797
00:39:41.539 --> 00:39:45.239
mail at my correct address. They were only sending these
798
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:50.199
things to the incorrect address. these very important notices about
799
00:39:50.300 --> 00:39:53.440
this legal action against me and the cancellation of my
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00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:55.900
visa is what he said on my green card let me.
801
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:58.280
Ask you something johnny if you know your v listen
802
00:39:59.099 --> 00:40:01.800
i think you got done dirty i'm not gonna and
803
00:40:01.860 --> 00:40:05.070
you know i've been entertained by milo for a long
804
00:40:05.110 --> 00:40:07.809
time i'm not gonna say that if you.
805
00:40:07.489 --> 00:40:10.349
Understand that you're over sage you're welcome.
806
00:40:11.070 --> 00:40:13.230
He doesn't know that. That's not the point that they didn't.
807
00:40:13.809 --> 00:40:16.570
The thing saying his green card had been canceled went
808
00:40:16.630 --> 00:40:18.639
to the dead address. That's why he didn't know that
809
00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:19.659
he was in any danger.
810
00:40:20.090 --> 00:40:23.300
So he let's say this doesn't happen. He could be
811
00:40:23.420 --> 00:40:26.719
legally in the country. Yeah, he was.
812
00:40:26.760 --> 00:40:29.260
He's married to an American, a man, but he had
813
00:40:29.280 --> 00:40:32.579
a green card from that marriage, which was good for
814
00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:36.260
two years, but it got canceled. Uh, and he didn't,
815
00:40:36.739 --> 00:40:38.900
he didn't receive the notice that it was canceled according
816
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:40.619
to him. Now Pierce presses him on it. I'll just
817
00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:43.219
play it. He asked kind of what you're asking right now. And,
818
00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:47.110
and Milo waivers, but it seems, seems to be telling
819
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:47.949
the truth in my opinion.
820
00:40:50.110 --> 00:40:51.710
He traveled to and from America.
821
00:40:52.570 --> 00:40:55.030
Uh, I happen not to have done the last year, but,
822
00:40:55.090 --> 00:40:55.710
but when was the.
823
00:40:55.690 --> 00:40:59.789
Last time you entered America? Uh, probably two years ago,
824
00:40:59.989 --> 00:41:01.750
two years ago. And you came from where?
825
00:41:02.670 --> 00:41:07.889
Uh, I wasn't here. I think probably Europe. Maybe, I
826
00:41:08.809 --> 00:41:09.889
want to say Hungary or.
827
00:41:10.329 --> 00:41:12.909
Okay, but you entered... I don't recall on this. But
828
00:41:12.929 --> 00:41:15.559
you entered not using an O-1 visa, but using the
829
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:16.099
green card?
830
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:16.440
Right.
831
00:41:17.500 --> 00:41:19.739
Is that right? Yes, that's correct. And you were allowed in?
832
00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:22.599
Yes, and I had my little green card. They took
833
00:41:22.860 --> 00:41:25.659
all of those things from me when they arrested me.
834
00:41:25.719 --> 00:41:26.980
How long is the green card valid for?
835
00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:28.989
Well, you can either get it for two or ten years.
836
00:41:29.250 --> 00:41:29.949
What did you have it for?
837
00:41:29.969 --> 00:41:32.110
So I had two years, and I was renewing on
838
00:41:32.130 --> 00:41:32.789
a two-year basis.
839
00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:36.719
And was it, had that elapsed?
840
00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:37.840
No, no, it had not.
841
00:41:38.099 --> 00:41:39.070
No, it had not.
842
00:41:39.500 --> 00:41:41.559
So your contention, just to be clear, Marlon, is that
843
00:41:41.659 --> 00:41:45.579
your green card was still valid at the point that
844
00:41:45.619 --> 00:41:46.360
you were deported?
845
00:41:46.739 --> 00:41:48.699
Well, no, because I think they cancelled it without telling me.
846
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:51.280
In what period of time? That I don't know yet.
847
00:41:51.420 --> 00:41:53.760
I've asked for my complete file. I've asked for my
848
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:55.760
complete records. I don't know if I'll even get them.
849
00:41:56.199 --> 00:42:00.329
But everything about what happened was very, very off. And,
850
00:42:00.409 --> 00:42:04.050
you know, In my life, I've been called a right-wing
851
00:42:04.070 --> 00:42:06.409
conspiracy theorist and the rest of it. So I'm going
852
00:42:06.429 --> 00:42:08.789
to try to keep this as sane and sober as
853
00:42:08.849 --> 00:42:09.170
I can.
854
00:42:09.190 --> 00:42:12.909
Well, the point is they'll be watching this interview. So
855
00:42:13.190 --> 00:42:16.050
anything you say which they can contradict with evidence, they're
856
00:42:16.070 --> 00:42:16.699
likely to do.
857
00:42:16.929 --> 00:42:17.760
Why would I lie?
858
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:19.519
It's going to make it even more difficult for me
859
00:42:19.539 --> 00:42:21.139
to get back to see my family, back to see
860
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:22.019
my pets.
861
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:24.199
So what family do you have back in America at
862
00:42:24.219 --> 00:42:24.500
the moment?
863
00:42:24.889 --> 00:42:25.309
Your wife?
864
00:42:25.769 --> 00:42:28.730
Well, I'm married to an American. I've got a dependence.
865
00:42:28.809 --> 00:42:29.170
I've got.
866
00:42:29.489 --> 00:42:30.510
Piers is so dirty.
867
00:42:30.750 --> 00:42:31.130
Your wife.
868
00:42:31.190 --> 00:42:33.210
I have a whole life there. I've been there for
869
00:42:33.210 --> 00:42:35.369
10 years. Everything is there.
870
00:42:35.389 --> 00:42:36.369
You're married to an American woman?
871
00:42:36.730 --> 00:42:36.889
No.
872
00:42:37.090 --> 00:42:37.630
Man?
873
00:42:38.369 --> 00:42:38.849
Piers.
874
00:42:39.170 --> 00:42:42.739
I don't want to pry into your sexuality, but I
875
00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:45.059
know you've... I mean, you're a gay man and you're
876
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:45.860
married to a gay man.
877
00:42:46.750 --> 00:42:48.530
Piers is so dirty, dude.
878
00:42:48.750 --> 00:42:50.929
I don't do the sex stuff anymore, but yes. Okay.
879
00:42:51.190 --> 00:42:52.849
Listen, I'm only asking because I just want to know
880
00:42:52.869 --> 00:42:53.429
what family you have.
881
00:42:53.449 --> 00:42:55.110
Something happened to him, dude.
882
00:42:55.130 --> 00:42:57.769
Where is your … He is traumatized, John.
883
00:42:57.809 --> 00:43:00.090
Living in the same house. He doesn't look right. At
884
00:43:00.130 --> 00:43:01.530
the other end of the corridor.
885
00:43:02.269 --> 00:43:03.110
In which state is this?
886
00:43:03.449 --> 00:43:04.230
This is in California.
887
00:43:04.250 --> 00:43:05.130
In California, in LA?
888
00:43:05.449 --> 00:43:05.610
Yes.
889
00:43:05.869 --> 00:43:06.050
Right.
890
00:43:06.349 --> 00:43:08.590
And so they had to wait until I left California
891
00:43:09.719 --> 00:43:13.000
to kind of scoop me up. And everything about this
892
00:43:13.059 --> 00:43:16.119
is peculiar because, you know, the guys who arrested me,
893
00:43:16.139 --> 00:43:18.809
they said, They didn't tell your lawyer about this. And
894
00:43:19.510 --> 00:43:21.690
they told me, the ICE agents that picked me up
895
00:43:21.730 --> 00:43:24.690
in Louisiana, they said three of the five notices they
896
00:43:24.730 --> 00:43:28.860
sent were returned to sender. Address the unknown. So the
897
00:43:28.880 --> 00:43:31.420
government knew I wasn't there. The government knew I wasn't
898
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:33.820
getting these things. It knew that I had no idea
899
00:43:33.840 --> 00:43:34.440
what was happening.
900
00:43:35.340 --> 00:43:38.940
Yeah, he got done dirty, dude. He got done dirty.
901
00:43:38.980 --> 00:43:41.949
And again, this is what I'm saying with this ICE shit.
902
00:43:41.969 --> 00:43:47.690
It needs a scalpel and they're using a sledgehammer. 100%.
903
00:43:48.300 --> 00:43:50.440
Yeah, well, and Laura Loomer has claimed that she's the
904
00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:53.500
reason he got done dirty. She's the one who reported him.
905
00:43:53.519 --> 00:43:57.219
She claims. Now, John Kiriakou has said that it's possible
906
00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:03.849
that they nailed him on supporting or being a high-ranking
907
00:44:03.889 --> 00:44:07.889
official in Kanye's presidential campaign because apparently it's not legal
908
00:44:08.449 --> 00:44:11.670
for foreigners, even if you have a green card, to
909
00:44:12.309 --> 00:44:15.690
have a high position in a political campaign, a federal
910
00:44:15.730 --> 00:44:21.079
political campaign. and he suggests that that could have been
911
00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:21.860
what they nailed him on.
912
00:44:22.059 --> 00:44:24.199
What do you think it is, Johnny?
913
00:44:24.280 --> 00:44:28.199
I think it's clearly he's a political enemy of the administration.
914
00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:30.349
It's Laura Loomer, dude.
915
00:44:30.869 --> 00:44:31.750
Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.
916
00:44:31.849 --> 00:44:33.489
I mean, she's bragging about it.
917
00:44:33.750 --> 00:44:35.809
She's saying it, yeah, yeah, and he goes on to
918
00:44:35.829 --> 00:44:36.409
say that.
919
00:44:36.429 --> 00:44:38.829
We're like everyone defending the chick who offed her kids.
920
00:44:39.630 --> 00:44:43.110
She said she did it. We're trying to find alternative
921
00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:43.719
motives here.
922
00:44:45.289 --> 00:44:48.780
Yeah. Well, Loomer, he talks about her a little bit
923
00:44:48.820 --> 00:44:51.179
in that interview and is saying that she's one of
924
00:44:51.239 --> 00:44:55.039
the most devious, crazy people he's ever known. And then
925
00:44:55.280 --> 00:44:59.699
he says that two of the ICE agents, he claims,
926
00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:03.429
seemed to walk off the job while they were doing
927
00:45:03.449 --> 00:45:05.710
this piece of enforcement. Two of the guys were like,
928
00:45:05.750 --> 00:45:07.369
this is not what I'm here for. And they just
929
00:45:08.170 --> 00:45:13.469
left because they knew that it was wrong, what was
930
00:45:13.510 --> 00:45:16.519
happening to him. Now, you know, I assume if you're
931
00:45:16.539 --> 00:45:18.739
the president, because he said that one of the ICE
932
00:45:18.780 --> 00:45:22.679
agents told him they were getting calls from D.C., presumably
933
00:45:22.699 --> 00:45:25.019
the White House, every 20 minutes as he was getting
934
00:45:25.059 --> 00:45:29.699
moved around to get him to keep updated on the
935
00:45:29.739 --> 00:45:35.369
progress of his deportation. So somebody very powerful wanted him.
936
00:45:35.889 --> 00:45:37.969
Yeah, it's Jigsaw.
937
00:45:40.409 --> 00:45:43.090
Crazy, man. It's Jigsaw, dude.
938
00:45:44.530 --> 00:45:47.929
She's taking, like, she has the president's ear.
939
00:45:49.030 --> 00:45:49.710
And he does look.
940
00:45:49.730 --> 00:45:50.289
Jigsaw.
941
00:45:50.750 --> 00:45:55.210
He looks like he's been through the ringer. Yeah. I mean,
942
00:45:55.230 --> 00:45:56.590
he looks rough, bro.
943
00:45:57.559 --> 00:45:58.099
Yeah.
944
00:45:58.760 --> 00:46:02.699
He looks like he owes a mob boss $ 100, 000 in
945
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:04.699
an hour, and he got it.
946
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:05.480
Yeah.
947
00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:10.000
This, uh, I did see one of the weirdest tweets
948
00:46:10.039 --> 00:46:12.539
to come out of this was from Elizabeth Holmes. You
949
00:46:12.579 --> 00:46:13.400
remember her at the.
950
00:46:13.929 --> 00:46:17.179
Oh, yeah. I mean, again with these chicks. Go on.
951
00:46:17.260 --> 00:46:18.840
I saw it. Yeah, did you see it?
952
00:46:18.900 --> 00:46:20.380
Okay, it's so funny. I'll just put it on the
953
00:46:20.420 --> 00:46:23.440
screen for everybody at home. She tweets in kind of
954
00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:27.920
a nice poetic form here. You mocked me from outside
955
00:46:27.940 --> 00:46:32.010
the cage. Then 24 hours inside one brought you to tears.
956
00:46:32.550 --> 00:46:35.550
I won't mock you. I know why you cried. I
957
00:46:35.610 --> 00:46:37.909
lived in that darkness for 1,190 days. It didn't break me.
958
00:46:41.039 --> 00:46:45.559
It made me invincible. We aren't the same. Find God.
959
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:50.659
And this is a chick who lied about everything and
960
00:46:50.760 --> 00:46:55.199
milked a bunch of fucking people out of millions, if
961
00:46:55.239 --> 00:46:56.429
not billions of dollars.
962
00:46:56.590 --> 00:46:58.530
It's not the same. Sorry.
963
00:46:59.070 --> 00:47:00.170
A professional liar.
964
00:47:01.150 --> 00:47:04.869
I mean, just again, just this. Listen, I've been saying this.
965
00:47:04.889 --> 00:47:08.010
A lot of people want to take women's rights to
966
00:47:08.070 --> 00:47:10.909
vote away. I'm not in that group. I want to
967
00:47:10.929 --> 00:47:12.630
take everyone's right to vote away.
968
00:47:13.170 --> 00:47:16.239
Okay. Like it's absolutely, I was talking to a good
969
00:47:16.280 --> 00:47:17.300
friend today about this.
970
00:47:17.659 --> 00:47:21.780
Like we're living in a crazy world in a crazy
971
00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:26.000
country where one side is concerned with people that don't
972
00:47:26.059 --> 00:47:30.570
have the ability to get an ID, which is easy
973
00:47:30.630 --> 00:47:31.110
as shit.
974
00:47:32.590 --> 00:47:36.199
They're worried about their ability not to vote. I mean,
975
00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:37.090
think about that.
976
00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:41.219
Do you want the people who can't get an ID
977
00:47:42.199 --> 00:47:43.559
to vote like on.
978
00:47:43.500 --> 00:47:44.840
The list of their problems?
979
00:47:44.860 --> 00:47:45.800
That's a good point.
980
00:47:46.940 --> 00:47:50.159
Like in the list of their problems, like where does
981
00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:51.300
voting fall?
982
00:47:52.260 --> 00:47:54.559
If you can't get an ID. Yeah, you're so right.
983
00:47:54.659 --> 00:47:59.300
Yeah. It's so ridiculous, dude. Like I'm going to listen.
984
00:47:59.460 --> 00:48:01.719
I don't have any faith in voting, but if they
985
00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:05.179
made me voting czar, okay. First thing you got to
986
00:48:05.199 --> 00:48:07.190
do is own land. Second thing you got to have
987
00:48:07.230 --> 00:48:10.510
kids by 40, which I would be out on both
988
00:48:10.550 --> 00:48:10.869
of those.
989
00:48:11.769 --> 00:48:11.989
Yeah.
990
00:48:12.449 --> 00:48:14.110
I'd be voting.
991
00:48:14.269 --> 00:48:16.110
After 40, then you get kids.
992
00:48:16.130 --> 00:48:18.030
You can vote again. If you get to a certain
993
00:48:18.130 --> 00:48:22.460
age and you don't have kids, you're out. You're not voting. Yeah,
994
00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:23.079
it's fine.
995
00:48:23.159 --> 00:48:25.269
That's such a good point. If you don't have an ID,
996
00:48:25.349 --> 00:48:28.309
it's probably not because you spend all your days studying
997
00:48:28.369 --> 00:48:29.369
the political system.
998
00:48:29.670 --> 00:48:33.679
Yeah, you're not like, yeah, exactly. It's like, oh, my God.
999
00:48:34.519 --> 00:48:36.539
It's just like I want to go get an I.D.,
1000
00:48:36.599 --> 00:48:37.800
but I'm too busy.
1001
00:48:38.119 --> 00:48:40.849
I'm too busy studying the policies of the government.
1002
00:48:41.250 --> 00:48:45.309
One hundred percent. You see how how large this bill is?
1003
00:48:45.389 --> 00:48:48.289
It's taken me all day to read. I can't go
1004
00:48:48.349 --> 00:48:49.250
down there.
1005
00:48:49.309 --> 00:48:51.880
It's just a thousand pages. I can't get through it.
1006
00:48:52.309 --> 00:48:54.829
I can't get through this. You know what?
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Yeah.
1039
00:50:35.929 --> 00:50:37.550
No, dude, listen to this guy.
1040
00:50:37.989 --> 00:50:44.429
God's own choice in 1099. So only rich people with
1041
00:50:44.489 --> 00:50:47.510
homes or poor people with government housing?
1042
00:50:47.550 --> 00:50:49.380
No, you didn't even listen to what I said. You
1043
00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:52.679
are the dumbest bot out there. These bots are real.
1044
00:50:53.860 --> 00:50:56.320
NDS has grown on me for the past year or so.
1045
00:50:56.619 --> 00:51:00.880
And then the Nephilim death squad come in here years ago.
1046
00:51:01.670 --> 00:51:04.730
We've been here out for three years. I'm like, dude,
1047
00:51:04.750 --> 00:51:05.949
they're complimenting you.
1048
00:51:06.969 --> 00:51:07.880
That they like you.
1049
00:51:08.360 --> 00:51:09.610
Shout out Nephilim Death Squad.
1050
00:51:09.929 --> 00:51:12.300
Shout out Nephilim Death Squad, Young Christian Warriors.
1051
00:51:12.380 --> 00:51:13.619
I got to get out there. They want me to
1052
00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:14.900
come out. I got to do it.
1053
00:51:14.940 --> 00:51:17.400
Young Christian Warriors.
1054
00:51:17.500 --> 00:51:21.699
Yes. You got to own property and you got to
1055
00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:27.780
have kids. That should be the only people voting. Let's see.
1056
00:51:29.309 --> 00:51:30.989
How do I want to piss Sam off next? Did
1057
00:51:31.030 --> 00:51:34.650
you see this story about this woman that was a
1058
00:51:34.750 --> 00:51:37.949
nurse and was taking care of this guy with dementia
1059
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:40.840
and just took his house?
1060
00:51:41.530 --> 00:51:42.429
Unbelievable.
1061
00:51:42.469 --> 00:51:45.480
This is the craziest story, dude. This should be everywhere.
1062
00:51:45.500 --> 00:51:48.679
This story is, now it is, it was going viral
1063
00:51:48.719 --> 00:51:51.719
this week. It's from 2024, but it's going viral because
1064
00:51:51.739 --> 00:51:54.940
I think the legal actions are happening right now. So
1065
00:51:55.159 --> 00:51:57.480
this story is absolutely infuriating.
1066
00:51:58.800 --> 00:51:59.920
My God!
1067
00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:02.170
Everything is gone!
1068
00:52:02.570 --> 00:52:04.030
Who the f * * * are these people?
1069
00:52:04.730 --> 00:52:08.309
Imagine walking into your father's home and realizing a whole
1070
00:52:08.349 --> 00:52:10.190
new family has moved inside.
1071
00:52:10.449 --> 00:52:11.829
Who are these children?
1072
00:52:12.389 --> 00:52:14.860
That's the scene Nora Rowland says she found back in
1073
00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:18.840
June 2024 after she drove from Maryland to Conway to
1074
00:52:18.900 --> 00:52:22.369
check on her 75-year-old father Robert. She hadn't heard from
1075
00:52:22.429 --> 00:52:25.889
him in months. Something she says was highly unusual.
1076
00:52:26.090 --> 00:52:30.110
My dad was always like, you know, daddy's girl type thing.
1077
00:52:30.150 --> 00:52:32.389
So it was always me and him like throughout my
1078
00:52:32.449 --> 00:52:37.550
whole life. And, you know, we would FaceTime like every week.
1079
00:52:37.869 --> 00:52:40.530
When she pulled into his driveway, she noticed the front
1080
00:52:40.570 --> 00:52:43.690
door was different and a ring doorbell camera she'd never seen.
1081
00:52:44.130 --> 00:52:47.510
She pressed it and Sarah Smalls, the nurse looking after
1082
00:52:47.570 --> 00:52:50.360
her father, answered on the other side of that camera.
1083
00:52:50.710 --> 00:52:53.480
Roland heard news no daughter ever wants to hear.
1084
00:52:53.940 --> 00:52:56.199
She tells me, like, you know, this isn't the way
1085
00:52:56.320 --> 00:53:02.329
I wanted to tell you. But your dad died. And
1086
00:53:02.590 --> 00:53:06.130
there's a bunch of other stuff I have to tell you, too.
1087
00:53:06.880 --> 00:53:07.920
Just wait there.
1088
00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:11.340
It turns out her father had been dead for three days.
1089
00:53:11.800 --> 00:53:14.519
Roland says she didn't wait and used a window they
1090
00:53:14.559 --> 00:53:17.300
kept unlocked for emergencies to get inside.
1091
00:53:17.539 --> 00:53:18.280
Oh my God.
1092
00:53:18.340 --> 00:53:18.760
What?
1093
00:53:19.179 --> 00:53:22.849
I go in there and I see everything is different.
1094
00:53:22.929 --> 00:53:27.389
Like she put up like all of these random photographs
1095
00:53:27.489 --> 00:53:31.349
of people who we had never seen before. The walls
1096
00:53:31.389 --> 00:53:35.869
were painted this like God awful, like highlighter, orange.
1097
00:53:36.230 --> 00:53:39.769
Still recording, Rowland says Smalls returned to the house shortly after,
1098
00:53:40.030 --> 00:53:43.929
but instead of getting answers, her phone captured this confrontation.
1099
00:53:44.230 --> 00:53:45.829
Where's all of my father's things?
1100
00:53:45.889 --> 00:53:47.369
You broke in my freaking house.
1101
00:53:47.570 --> 00:53:49.590
This is my house. That's not your house.
1102
00:53:49.610 --> 00:53:50.610
This is my house.
1103
00:53:50.650 --> 00:53:52.829
No, baby, I wasn't born to ever say.
1104
00:53:53.230 --> 00:53:54.869
I got a deed, God.
1105
00:53:55.289 --> 00:53:58.349
Rowland says when Conway police arrived, officers saw the deed
1106
00:53:58.409 --> 00:54:01.849
showing up in Smalls' name and treated her and her
1107
00:54:01.929 --> 00:54:05.349
partner as the ones trespassing. inside a home that still
1108
00:54:05.429 --> 00:54:06.820
held her family memories.
1109
00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:10.059
I'm, like, walking out of the house, like, expecting them
1110
00:54:10.139 --> 00:54:12.539
to come and, like, you know, help.
1111
00:54:12.820 --> 00:54:14.019
Because I'm a white woman.
1112
00:54:14.139 --> 00:54:18.019
And my partner in handcuffs immediately. I just kept saying, like,
1113
00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:21.070
I don't know what's going on. Like, I don't know. Like,
1114
00:54:21.320 --> 00:54:22.530
this is my dad's house.
1115
00:54:22.829 --> 00:54:26.070
Police body camera footage shows a neighbor telling officers he'd
1116
00:54:26.110 --> 00:54:28.630
been worried for weeks about what he was seeing next door.
1117
00:54:28.650 --> 00:54:31.429
He was allegedly coming here and taking care.
1118
00:54:31.230 --> 00:54:32.510
Of him during the day or whatever.
1119
00:54:32.530 --> 00:54:32.909
I got you.
1120
00:54:33.510 --> 00:54:36.829
And one day she just started moving furniture out, this
1121
00:54:36.849 --> 00:54:40.090
and that, and he disappeared. She was only in there
1122
00:54:40.110 --> 00:54:43.730
for a very short time. Bob was not within his
1123
00:54:43.789 --> 00:54:47.449
wits at all. And you could have talked him into
1124
00:54:47.489 --> 00:54:48.840
just about anything.
1125
00:54:48.880 --> 00:54:52.000
Documents show just how quickly things changed for Roland's dad,
1126
00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:55.860
she says, all without her knowledge. In March 2024, Smalls
1127
00:54:55.900 --> 00:54:58.739
began caring for him through Griswold Home Care. By the
1128
00:54:58.780 --> 00:55:00.860
end of that month, he was moved into a senior
1129
00:55:00.940 --> 00:55:04.949
living facility. In April, papers named Smalls his power of attorney.
1130
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:08.960
On April 17th, a quit claim deed transferred his Conway
1131
00:55:09.019 --> 00:55:12.900
home to her for $ 5.
1132
00:55:11.989 --> 00:55:13.809
$ 5!
1133
00:55:12.900 --> 00:55:17.139
Money transfers from Robert's account to Smalls' even after he died.
1134
00:55:17.400 --> 00:55:19.500
We went to Smalls' home to ask about the deed.
1135
00:55:19.519 --> 00:55:21.500
Get your ass out of here! Hi, Ms.
1136
00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:21.860
Smalls.
1137
00:55:22.860 --> 00:55:23.900
How can I help you, honey?
1138
00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:26.030
How can I help you, honey?
1139
00:55:26.429 --> 00:55:29.869
I have a question about Mr. Rowland, your former patient.
1140
00:55:31.760 --> 00:55:34.000
Why did you take ownership of his house without telling
1141
00:55:34.039 --> 00:55:37.780
his only daughter? After that brief exchange, Smalls called police
1142
00:55:37.860 --> 00:55:40.039
on our crew and officers told us she did not
1143
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:43.699
want us on her property. Horry County's Register of Deeds
1144
00:55:43.800 --> 00:55:47.780
says his office doesn't investigate people's motives, only whether a
1145
00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:49.579
deed meets South Carolina's.
1146
00:55:49.480 --> 00:55:50.800
Basic legal requirements.
1147
00:55:50.980 --> 00:55:53.929
I mean, just absolutely insanity.
1148
00:55:54.260 --> 00:55:56.989
But she's still fighting to challenge the deed that gave
1149
00:55:57.030 --> 00:56:00.380
her father's house to his nurse. She worries her father
1150
00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:04.619
classified as a vulnerable adult with Parkinson's and a brain injury.
1151
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:05.260
Can you hear me, Johnny?
1152
00:56:05.280 --> 00:56:07.659
Never understood what he was signing away.
1153
00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:10.539
And it's so easy for them to get taken advantage
1154
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:11.719
of because he was a nice man.
1155
00:56:11.840 --> 00:56:14.739
He would never think that someone could do this to him.
1156
00:56:15.039 --> 00:56:21.780
So I really can't emphasize enough how many other people
1157
00:56:22.030 --> 00:56:24.230
could easily get taken advantage.
1158
00:56:23.860 --> 00:56:24.360
Of like this.
1159
00:56:28.260 --> 00:56:30.659
That's the lowest of the low right there, dude.
1160
00:56:30.980 --> 00:56:32.719
I mean, just a scumbag.
1161
00:56:33.099 --> 00:56:34.579
I can't hear you. Maybe I need to go back out.
1162
00:56:34.699 --> 00:56:35.909
It might just be me. Sorry.
1163
00:56:35.969 --> 00:56:36.969
Can you guys hear me?
1164
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:38.230
I got to go back out.
1165
00:56:38.449 --> 00:56:40.369
Who can hear? Oh, they can hear me. You can't
1166
00:56:40.409 --> 00:56:49.869
hear me. Unbelievable. No audio at all. No, no audio
1167
00:56:49.909 --> 00:56:52.170
at all. Okay.
1168
00:56:52.210 --> 00:56:54.769
People can hear me while Johnny's doing that. Let's get
1169
00:56:54.829 --> 00:56:57.260
into my things that I got to push.
1170
00:56:57.860 --> 00:56:59.599
Real quick. Show me.
1171
00:56:59.619 --> 00:57:01.969
Johnny, I'm doing my dates. I heard you.
1172
00:57:02.190 --> 00:57:02.550
Go ahead.
1173
00:57:03.409 --> 00:57:04.869
Okay, just zip it.
1174
00:57:04.909 --> 00:57:07.449
Just do it. Just do it as fast as you can. Like,
1175
00:57:07.570 --> 00:57:09.469
as fast as you can possibly do it. Let's do
1176
00:57:09.489 --> 00:57:10.369
a speed run. I'll time you.
1177
00:57:10.389 --> 00:57:15.280
Guys, go see my special. It just dropped two days ago. 60,000 views.
1178
00:57:15.300 --> 00:57:16.179
A ton of good feedback, dude.
1179
00:57:16.340 --> 00:57:17.179
A ton of good feedback.
1180
00:57:17.579 --> 00:57:19.699
Yeah, it's very nice. People are very nice. Of course,
1181
00:57:19.719 --> 00:57:21.800
you always have the idiots in there. But it's very
1182
00:57:21.900 --> 00:57:23.239
funny because....
1183
00:57:24.070 --> 00:57:28.309
Because their criticism rings so hollow based on what everybody
1184
00:57:28.389 --> 00:57:29.590
else is saying, right?
1185
00:57:30.429 --> 00:57:32.550
Like, it's like, oh, this is the dumbest. This is
1186
00:57:32.639 --> 00:57:36.940
the worst. I didn't laugh once. Everyone's like, oh, great set, blah, blah, blah.
1187
00:57:36.980 --> 00:57:40.579
You know, it's like I think that the Legion of
1188
00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:43.380
Skanks or, excuse me, Gas Digital knocked it out of
1189
00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:47.119
the park this time. I'm very impressed with everybody that
1190
00:57:47.159 --> 00:57:49.429
they've done. And they still got great ones. Aaron Berg
1191
00:57:49.489 --> 00:57:49.929
is next.
1192
00:57:51.300 --> 00:57:55.280
Dave Landau zero star review on the Odyssey the guy
1193
00:57:55.300 --> 00:57:58.650
who gives it a zero star review and yeah I'm oh.
1194
00:57:58.550 --> 00:58:00.710
You know who gave it a zero star review Chad
1195
00:58:00.730 --> 00:58:04.670
Zumach the Odyssey gave the Odyssey he didn't like the
1196
00:58:04.750 --> 00:58:07.650
pig scene he said and he didn't like the the
1197
00:58:07.710 --> 00:58:10.280
cyclops I'm like dude how can you not like the
1198
00:58:10.409 --> 00:58:13.360
cyclops that was great dude it.
1199
00:58:13.340 --> 00:58:17.340
Was so cool Well, there's a kind of person that
1200
00:58:17.789 --> 00:58:20.929
they go to the movie to to feel happy and
1201
00:58:20.989 --> 00:58:23.750
see positive things. And if they see stuff that's like
1202
00:58:23.809 --> 00:58:25.929
weird or scares them, they're like, that's a bad.
1203
00:58:25.949 --> 00:58:28.039
Johnny, welcome to stand up comedy.
1204
00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:32.340
People go to comedy and if it's not patty cakes,
1205
00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:33.969
they're fucking pissed.
1206
00:58:34.340 --> 00:58:36.659
Yeah, people want entertainment to affirm them.
1207
00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:41.159
Yes, that's comedy too. You said things I don't agree with.
1208
00:58:41.420 --> 00:58:46.969
That's not funny. I'm angry. World War Debate. Andy Mochler
1209
00:58:46.989 --> 00:58:51.829
versus C.J. Pearson. Jay Dyer versus Steph Manu. And Dr.
1210
00:58:51.869 --> 00:58:56.730
Heather Lynn versus James Williams. Big debate coming, dude.
1211
00:58:56.750 --> 00:58:59.849
Do we know who the contender representatives will be yet?
1212
00:58:59.889 --> 00:59:02.219
No, dude, literally don't. And one thing I'll tell you,
1213
00:59:04.039 --> 00:59:07.059
I have no say in who makes the final. It's
1214
00:59:07.389 --> 00:59:08.650
legit as shit.
1215
00:59:09.110 --> 00:59:09.989
Is it still going on?
1216
00:59:10.079 --> 00:59:10.380
Right now?
1217
00:59:10.699 --> 00:59:11.260
The contenders?
1218
00:59:11.260 --> 00:59:12.460
100%, dude.
1219
00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:14.880
When does that end?
1220
00:59:15.019 --> 00:59:19.199
Johnny, it will literally end two days before World War Debate,
1221
00:59:19.239 --> 00:59:20.579
and then we fly them right out.
1222
00:59:20.840 --> 00:59:22.139
Oh, that's cool, dude.
1223
00:59:22.300 --> 00:59:23.519
That'll be exciting for somebody.
1224
00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:25.699
Oh, Johnny, wait till you see what I do on
1225
00:59:25.719 --> 00:59:26.320
the next one.
1226
00:59:27.360 --> 00:59:27.760
What do you mean?
1227
00:59:28.480 --> 00:59:33.599
On the next Contender Series. World War Debate. Lawrence, Kansas.
1228
00:59:34.139 --> 00:59:37.159
Tulsa.
1229
00:59:37.260 --> 00:59:39.960
Truth or Con. I'm going to be in Dallas. New
1230
00:59:40.019 --> 00:59:45.130
Orleans for Skank Fest. Austin for The Mothership. And then finally,
1231
00:59:45.530 --> 00:59:49.170
last but not least, I'm very excited. I'm going to
1232
00:59:49.210 --> 00:59:50.630
be in Wichita, Kansas.
1233
00:59:51.329 --> 00:59:54.869
Very excited. Did you guys see that? Was that on there?
1234
00:59:55.750 --> 00:59:55.949
What?
1235
00:59:57.000 --> 01:00:03.789
The Wichita, Kansas thing? Okay. Yeah. Boom. Good-ass special. Thank you, dude. Sam,
1236
01:00:03.829 --> 01:00:07.190
you crushed it. Joke world. Glad somebody likes us. Nephilim
1237
01:00:07.210 --> 01:00:08.670
Death Squad will be at Truth or Con.
1238
01:00:10.090 --> 01:00:10.989
I think I'm going to go, too.
1239
01:00:11.010 --> 01:00:13.010
You're going to come hang out?
1240
01:00:13.719 --> 01:00:17.000
Well, what's-his-name has invited me several times, and I've got
1241
01:00:17.019 --> 01:00:17.780
to talk to him about it.
1242
01:00:17.880 --> 01:00:20.059
We should get XG out there and do a podcast.
1243
01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:23.760
I don't think he can fly. I think he's worried
1244
01:00:23.780 --> 01:00:24.739
about flying.
1245
01:00:24.840 --> 01:00:26.079
Oh, he's afraid to get miloed?
1246
01:00:26.940 --> 01:00:30.119
Yeah, so this is Eric Swallow. I guess he got, like,
1247
01:00:32.690 --> 01:00:37.610
what would you say? Hassled by the government at... Oh,
1248
01:00:37.650 --> 01:00:39.190
look at that. Well, they come out of nowhere. Look
1249
01:00:39.210 --> 01:00:39.949
at that guy there.
1250
01:00:40.510 --> 01:00:41.750
Holy shit, dude.
1251
01:00:42.030 --> 01:00:44.969
Those are all air marshals or security at the airport?
1252
01:00:44.989 --> 01:00:45.409
Look at that.
1253
01:00:45.610 --> 01:00:47.869
Oh, they're taking all this shit. And they're like, and
1254
01:00:47.969 --> 01:00:48.840
push your own bags.
1255
01:00:48.860 --> 01:00:51.059
Oh, it's so interesting.
1256
01:00:53.260 --> 01:00:54.920
Swallow is DSLs.
1257
01:00:55.900 --> 01:00:56.059
Yeah.
1258
01:00:57.090 --> 01:00:59.989
I mean, dude, it's really like, is it really about
1259
01:01:00.010 --> 01:01:02.590
hanging out with hookers? It should be about hanging out
1260
01:01:02.630 --> 01:01:03.989
with Chinese spies.
1261
01:01:05.469 --> 01:01:06.289
A hundred percent.
1262
01:01:06.469 --> 01:01:06.690
Yeah.
1263
01:01:06.789 --> 01:01:07.449
With that guy.
1264
01:01:07.530 --> 01:01:11.139
Like, if we get back to like, like being treason
1265
01:01:11.219 --> 01:01:16.219
is death penalty. Like we need a good, good, good, good,
1266
01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:19.719
like just put right up on the block, dog. Put
1267
01:01:19.739 --> 01:01:20.920
them right on the block.
1268
01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:23.199
Oh, you want to, you want to go for heads?
1269
01:01:23.590 --> 01:01:25.369
Yeah. I want guillotines, dude.
1270
01:01:26.449 --> 01:01:28.449
I'm with you. You know who should get a guillotine?
1271
01:01:28.739 --> 01:01:30.559
It's that woman who stole that old guy's house.
1272
01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:34.400
Oh, yeah. Guillotine her, too. Honey, what you doing on
1273
01:01:34.420 --> 01:01:36.300
my porch? Get off of my porch.
1274
01:01:36.340 --> 01:01:37.099
This is my house.
1275
01:01:38.079 --> 01:01:39.820
Just unbelievable, dude.
1276
01:01:39.860 --> 01:01:41.519
I mean, imagine.
1277
01:01:42.639 --> 01:01:43.119
Do you not?
1278
01:01:43.699 --> 01:01:47.199
You can't live a life thinking that there are consequences
1279
01:01:47.780 --> 01:01:49.739
in the afterlife, like there's a God, and do that
1280
01:01:49.760 --> 01:01:52.860
to somebody, right? Like, surely not. there's no way that
1281
01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:55.260
person could call themselves. Like, I guess you could maybe twist.
1282
01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:56.530
How is it legal?
1283
01:01:56.719 --> 01:02:00.769
Someone is in an old home that you can legally
1284
01:02:01.409 --> 01:02:02.090
take their.
1285
01:02:01.949 --> 01:02:03.349
House from them.
1286
01:02:03.369 --> 01:02:06.650
They said the, the Horry County, uh, whoever the registered
1287
01:02:06.690 --> 01:02:09.010
deeds or whatever said that we don't, it's not our
1288
01:02:09.050 --> 01:02:10.360
job to investigate motives.
1289
01:02:12.800 --> 01:02:15.639
This woman could figure out how to steal a house
1290
01:02:15.699 --> 01:02:19.079
from a, a old shish kebab brain, man. But there's
1291
01:02:19.119 --> 01:02:20.900
people out there that can't figure out how to get
1292
01:02:20.920 --> 01:02:21.800
a driver's license.
1293
01:02:24.269 --> 01:02:26.530
There are some people who probably couldn't figure out how
1294
01:02:26.570 --> 01:02:29.639
to get driver's license, and it seems that most of
1295
01:02:29.679 --> 01:02:32.719
them got fooled by this fake 49ers player. This happened
1296
01:02:32.780 --> 01:02:34.619
just as we were going off the air last week.
1297
01:02:34.639 --> 01:02:38.690
Another great argument on why we should allow women to vote.
1298
01:02:39.250 --> 01:02:41.309
And ladies, just so you know, I don't want guys
1299
01:02:41.329 --> 01:02:43.289
voting either. I'm just going to let you know that.
1300
01:02:44.010 --> 01:02:46.969
If you got fooled by this fake football player, you
1301
01:02:47.010 --> 01:02:49.130
shouldn't be allowed to vote. That should be a question
1302
01:02:49.170 --> 01:02:52.269
before you vote. Did you get fooled by Daquan Love
1303
01:02:52.389 --> 01:02:53.289
or Dajon Love?
1304
01:02:53.710 --> 01:02:54.110
Yeah.
1305
01:02:54.269 --> 01:02:56.690
This is Evan Hand. This is the first I saw
1306
01:02:56.730 --> 01:02:58.320
of it was our friend Evan Hand.
1307
01:02:58.469 --> 01:02:58.800
Really?
1308
01:02:58.860 --> 01:03:01.579
You just saw that? Yeah, yeah.
1309
01:03:01.619 --> 01:03:07.860
By the way, Evan Hand, another Sam Tripoli disciple. Okay. Johnny,
1310
01:03:08.659 --> 01:03:13.139
I'm sorry I'm a kingmaker. I'm sorry that upsets you. Okay.
1311
01:03:13.159 --> 01:03:17.519
Pretending to be a 49ers wide receiver for over four years.
1312
01:03:17.659 --> 01:03:20.670
And this guy's commitment to the bit is unbelievable. I've
1313
01:03:20.809 --> 01:03:23.269
never seen anything like this before. I mean, this story
1314
01:03:23.750 --> 01:03:26.230
is absolutely insane. So this guy, his name is day
1315
01:03:26.269 --> 01:03:28.389
John love, and he is most likely never.
1316
01:03:28.409 --> 01:03:29.769
By the way, do you know why he wore a
1317
01:03:29.789 --> 01:03:30.690
hat the whole time?
1318
01:03:31.630 --> 01:03:36.159
Cause he looks straight up Somalian.
1319
01:03:36.519 --> 01:03:40.380
If you see his mugshot, he looks straight up Somalian, dude. Uh,
1320
01:03:41.130 --> 01:03:44.449
he is nobody has gotten i would say since maybe
1321
01:03:44.510 --> 01:03:48.130
like uh jermaine o'neill has had a headband doing them
1322
01:03:48.170 --> 01:03:51.070
more of a favor than this guy uh let me
1323
01:03:51.090 --> 01:03:54.900
see if i can find his big maybe it wasn't
1324
01:03:54.940 --> 01:03:56.300
a mug shot but i did oh here it is
1325
01:03:56.340 --> 01:03:59.139
right here yeah look at this boy this guy's face
1326
01:03:59.199 --> 01:04:02.659
changes drastically when you see him without yeah without his
1327
01:04:02.699 --> 01:04:04.639
hat on without yeah let me hear it is right
1328
01:04:04.659 --> 01:04:08.360
here uh Look at that, dude.
1329
01:04:08.400 --> 01:04:09.940
Come on, man. Look at that. Tell me that doesn't
1330
01:04:09.960 --> 01:04:12.429
look like a daycare center owner in Minneapolis.
1331
01:04:13.030 --> 01:04:16.309
I'm the captain now. That's exactly what he looks like.
1332
01:04:16.530 --> 01:04:18.630
All right, so this is just, if you haven't, if
1333
01:04:18.650 --> 01:04:21.210
you've lived under a rock, I'll just play Evan explaining this.
1334
01:04:21.650 --> 01:04:22.750
His entire life.
1335
01:04:22.909 --> 01:04:25.860
I scoured the internet trying to find any rosters or
1336
01:04:25.889 --> 01:04:26.530
highlights or.
1337
01:04:26.530 --> 01:04:27.860
Anything of this guy. Nothing.
1338
01:04:27.900 --> 01:04:29.940
And he was running a little scheme, which was going
1339
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:32.360
on dating apps and telling these women that he matched
1340
01:04:32.400 --> 01:04:36.199
with that he was a 49er receiver who went undrafted and.
1341
01:04:36.139 --> 01:04:38.800
Then I mean, dude, if you're a chick and you
1342
01:04:38.860 --> 01:04:43.559
watch this, him pulling that like that, you go, dude,
1343
01:04:43.579 --> 01:04:44.960
there's no way you're a pro athlete.
1344
01:04:45.320 --> 01:04:47.599
No, the dude, the one of him doing like the
1345
01:04:47.639 --> 01:04:50.780
karaoke thing that they do. It was just ridiculous. I mean,
1346
01:04:50.800 --> 01:04:53.219
it was comical or him like trying to do one
1347
01:04:53.260 --> 01:04:53.940
handed catches.
1348
01:04:55.739 --> 01:04:58.579
And just made the team. Like I said, the dude
1349
01:04:58.619 --> 01:05:00.389
was more committed than you have ever seen.
1350
01:05:00.820 --> 01:05:01.760
This is his Instagram.
1351
01:05:02.210 --> 01:05:05.809
It is just full of him carrying around a fake
1352
01:05:06.030 --> 01:05:06.630
49ers helmet.
1353
01:05:06.869 --> 01:05:08.050
Carries it around everywhere.
1354
01:05:08.090 --> 01:05:10.309
Listen to this dude's explanation about how he got into
1355
01:05:10.329 --> 01:05:10.829
the NFL.
1356
01:05:10.849 --> 01:05:12.690
I mean, this is ridiculous.
1357
01:05:12.909 --> 01:05:14.929
I keep this short and sweet and I get into
1358
01:05:14.969 --> 01:05:16.170
too much detail.
1359
01:05:16.309 --> 01:05:17.719
Yeah, I mean, why would you?
1360
01:05:18.070 --> 01:05:21.050
I'm in my new McLaren and it's just real touch
1361
01:05:21.110 --> 01:05:21.389
and go.
1362
01:05:21.530 --> 01:05:24.380
I got, I went undrafted.
1363
01:05:24.780 --> 01:05:27.760
I ended up choosing SF because it was the right time.
1364
01:05:28.260 --> 01:05:29.940
I just want to keep this short and sweet and
1365
01:05:29.980 --> 01:05:32.590
not get into too much detail as to how I
1366
01:05:32.610 --> 01:05:33.170
got in the league.
1367
01:05:33.210 --> 01:05:35.170
And there's honestly a couple clips on his Instagram that
1368
01:05:35.309 --> 01:05:37.940
I have no idea how he got, but it is
1369
01:05:37.940 --> 01:05:41.679
100% confirmed that this man was LARPing. the NFL literally
1370
01:05:41.820 --> 01:05:44.869
released a statement saying, we have no idea who this
1371
01:05:44.909 --> 01:05:47.690
guy is. So what he was doing was running a scam, basically.
1372
01:05:47.710 --> 01:05:49.869
It was him and this other dude named Taylor Chan
1373
01:05:49.909 --> 01:05:53.210
who was performing or acting as his financial advisor. And
1374
01:05:53.230 --> 01:05:55.250
the financial advisor would be like, okay, you two are
1375
01:05:55.269 --> 01:05:57.739
gonna build a future together. We just need a small
1376
01:05:57.800 --> 01:06:00.460
investment so you can get a return on your investment
1377
01:06:00.579 --> 01:06:03.619
in whatever company. And long story short, these two scoundrels
1378
01:06:03.699 --> 01:06:07.619
ended up scamming over 26 women across four different states
1379
01:06:07.909 --> 01:06:11.349
totaling up to $ 1.
1380
01:06:09.110 --> 01:06:10.690
3 million.
1381
01:06:11.030 --> 01:06:13.489
Even the FBI is like, I think they have more
1382
01:06:13.809 --> 01:06:15.309
and we just haven't found them yet. And if we
1383
01:06:15.349 --> 01:06:21.570
do the math on that, that would be about $ 50, 000
1384
01:06:18.530 --> 01:06:21.400
per woman that he scammed. So number one, like I said,
1385
01:06:21.519 --> 01:06:25.380
absolute scoundrel move. This guy sucks. But number two, I
1386
01:06:25.420 --> 01:06:26.659
got to give him points for the commitment.
1387
01:06:30.179 --> 01:06:31.659
I mean, absolutely insane.
1388
01:06:31.679 --> 01:06:31.920
Yeah.
1389
01:06:32.090 --> 01:06:34.429
Shout out Evan Hand. Check him out on social media.
1390
01:06:34.469 --> 01:06:38.679
He's blown up. Now people are doing his style. Yes, yes,
1391
01:06:38.739 --> 01:06:39.050
they are.
1392
01:06:39.719 --> 01:06:42.000
Now, I will play a couple of, so a couple
1393
01:06:42.039 --> 01:06:45.400
of athletes, like Steven Jackson, who's just a bad take
1394
01:06:45.440 --> 01:06:46.039
machine now.
1395
01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:50.610
Oh, yeah, dude. He's like the dumbest take.
1396
01:06:51.170 --> 01:06:52.570
He had the dumbest take on this.
1397
01:06:52.630 --> 01:06:56.389
Yeah, I mean, just, it's like, who wants less accountability,
1398
01:06:56.449 --> 01:06:57.570
women or black people?
1399
01:06:58.340 --> 01:07:02.090
Jesus, yeah. Steven Jackson, who was, as far as I'm concerned,
1400
01:07:02.110 --> 01:07:03.050
a great basketball player.
1401
01:07:03.090 --> 01:07:05.389
He was a great basketball player. He was on some
1402
01:07:05.550 --> 01:07:06.760
awesome teams, dude.
1403
01:07:07.070 --> 01:07:09.039
He was also on some shitty Bobcat teams.
1404
01:07:09.860 --> 01:07:13.179
He won a championship with the Spurs, bet on himself,
1405
01:07:13.360 --> 01:07:15.639
went to Atlanta, and then ended up, I think, in
1406
01:07:15.679 --> 01:07:16.360
Golden State.
1407
01:07:16.619 --> 01:07:18.619
No, he played for the Bobcats, dude. He played for
1408
01:07:18.639 --> 01:07:19.480
the Bobcats for a while.
1409
01:07:20.059 --> 01:07:21.880
That's why I love him. Yeah, of the many teams.
1410
01:07:22.449 --> 01:07:24.480
Yeah, he played for me. Captain Jack, we called him,
1411
01:07:24.510 --> 01:07:26.630
and we loved him. And now he's just a bad
1412
01:07:26.670 --> 01:07:27.210
take machine.
1413
01:07:27.510 --> 01:07:31.510
Remember, for Detroit, he goes into the freaking, for Indiana,
1414
01:07:31.530 --> 01:07:32.750
he goes into the stands.
1415
01:07:33.489 --> 01:07:35.570
Yeah, he was part of that whole, the melee, yeah.
1416
01:07:37.369 --> 01:07:39.130
I see all you niggas out there laughing at the
1417
01:07:39.170 --> 01:07:41.309
dude that was acting like he was a 49er fan.
1418
01:07:41.730 --> 01:07:44.389
I see y'all. Y'all ain't no worse than him. A
1419
01:07:45.650 --> 01:07:47.590
lot of y'all still got hoop dreams. Y'all just ain't
1420
01:07:47.610 --> 01:07:50.690
walking around with a uniform on. All y'all talking like
1421
01:07:50.809 --> 01:07:53.070
y'all done it in football, all you motherfuckers.
1422
01:07:53.090 --> 01:07:55.110
So, shit, y'all can't laugh at him.
1423
01:07:55.130 --> 01:07:55.750
I can.
1424
01:07:55.809 --> 01:07:59.170
Y'all the same thing. Y'all just ain't walking one of
1425
01:07:59.530 --> 01:08:02.630
my jersey on. All y'all faking. None of y'all know
1426
01:08:02.670 --> 01:08:03.909
nothing about what y'all talking about.
1427
01:08:04.489 --> 01:08:04.789
What?
1428
01:08:04.829 --> 01:08:07.070
So, how y'all going to laugh at that dude for
1429
01:08:07.090 --> 01:08:10.340
psyching himself out that he was a football player? A
1430
01:08:10.340 --> 01:08:13.420
lot of y'all psyching y'allself out like y'all know about sports.
1431
01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:15.139
Yeah, and we also.
1432
01:08:15.280 --> 01:08:18.579
Church League got cut from middle school.
1433
01:08:19.970 --> 01:08:22.069
Ain't never been in a professional locker room, but y'all
1434
01:08:22.090 --> 01:08:23.789
want to debate everybody about sports.
1435
01:08:23.850 --> 01:08:25.789
Man, listen. Y'all just like this.
1436
01:08:25.689 --> 01:08:29.880
Same clown that's running around here with the 49ers helmet off.
1437
01:08:30.859 --> 01:08:35.579
Football dreams, hoop dreams is all the same. All y'all unexperienced.
1438
01:08:37.220 --> 01:08:38.079
Unexperienced.
1439
01:08:39.199 --> 01:08:41.739
What is he talking about, dude? You can't have an
1440
01:08:41.779 --> 01:08:43.399
opinion if you didn't play in the NFL?
1441
01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:44.220
What does that mean?
1442
01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:48.850
It's stupid. It's stupid. He's a dumb guy, dude.
1443
01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:49.680
He's a dumb guy.
1444
01:08:50.060 --> 01:08:54.279
And I can understand to a point if you took
1445
01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:56.560
out the guy stealing from people, right?
1446
01:08:57.420 --> 01:08:59.060
Like, let's say we took that out and that wasn't
1447
01:08:59.100 --> 01:08:59.460
part of it.
1448
01:09:00.260 --> 01:09:00.399
Of it.
1449
01:09:00.439 --> 01:09:05.140
You know, people– like I knew a guy at the
1450
01:09:05.420 --> 01:09:08.399
Y one time and I had to be in my
1451
01:09:08.479 --> 01:09:11.520
early 40s. So this had to be like 10 years ago.
1452
01:09:12.119 --> 01:09:14.779
He was playing at the Y and he would tell me,
1453
01:09:14.810 --> 01:09:17.529
I'm trying out for the Spurs this year.
1454
01:09:17.550 --> 01:09:18.449
I go, why?
1455
01:09:18.529 --> 01:09:18.829
Why?
1456
01:09:19.539 --> 01:09:22.890
He goes, because they need a white guy. That's why
1457
01:09:22.909 --> 01:09:25.329
I thought he was going to make the team, because
1458
01:09:25.350 --> 01:09:28.130
they need a white guy. So like, yeah, there are
1459
01:09:28.170 --> 01:09:31.229
dudes who are delusional out there. My cousin was.
1460
01:09:31.109 --> 01:09:33.760
Married to a guy who went to jail.
1461
01:09:34.340 --> 01:09:36.479
He's back in jail. He's actually a good guy. My
1462
01:09:36.539 --> 01:09:41.819
cousin just annihilated him. He was telling me he was
1463
01:09:41.859 --> 01:09:44.970
like 320, dude. And he's like, I'm going to play
1464
01:09:45.010 --> 01:09:45.939
for the Yankees soon.
1465
01:09:46.770 --> 01:09:47.850
I'm like, what?
1466
01:09:48.689 --> 01:09:51.020
Yeah, dude, I'm going to play for the Yankees soon.
1467
01:09:51.859 --> 01:09:53.600
Chad Zumach does have hoop.
1468
01:09:53.439 --> 01:09:58.539
Dreams, dude. For sure. Like, it's like it's stupid. I mean, like,
1469
01:09:58.560 --> 01:10:00.260
people do that with comedy all the time.
1470
01:10:01.189 --> 01:10:04.909
There's a difference between fraud, though. Well, that's it.
1471
01:10:05.210 --> 01:10:07.789
Fraud is completely it.
1472
01:10:07.810 --> 01:10:11.890
Fraud is what makes us different than everybody else. You
1473
01:10:11.909 --> 01:10:15.689
want to walk around with a fucking... Niners helmet. You
1474
01:10:15.699 --> 01:10:17.930
could do it all you want to, dude. You want
1475
01:10:17.949 --> 01:10:19.109
to sucker fat chicks?
1476
01:10:19.930 --> 01:10:20.449
Okay.
1477
01:10:21.210 --> 01:10:23.489
I mean, if you're taking their money, that's one thing.
1478
01:10:23.550 --> 01:10:27.869
If you're just hitting it, that's another thing. But it's
1479
01:10:27.890 --> 01:10:31.109
like you took $ 1.
1480
01:10:28.630 --> 01:10:31.369
3 million from people.
1481
01:10:33.970 --> 01:10:37.939
One of the women that he was with or he attempted.
1482
01:10:37.949 --> 01:10:40.460
Someone just said I'm for fraud. When did I say that?
1483
01:10:40.659 --> 01:10:42.939
I didn't say that. These bots suck.
1484
01:10:44.159 --> 01:10:46.920
That's Steven Jackson, who's for fraud. One of these women
1485
01:10:48.039 --> 01:10:50.380
who actually knew something about sports, the one of the
1486
01:10:50.420 --> 01:10:52.899
rare women who seems to know a little bit about sports.
1487
01:10:54.800 --> 01:10:57.659
She shared some of the things he sent her. And
1488
01:10:58.319 --> 01:11:02.090
the idea that this shit fooled anybody is really just
1489
01:11:02.109 --> 01:11:03.449
an embarrassment for that whole gender.
1490
01:11:03.750 --> 01:11:05.829
An argument for nobody voting.
1491
01:11:06.729 --> 01:11:08.829
She but this this woman does seem to have some
1492
01:11:08.869 --> 01:11:09.289
brain cells.
1493
01:11:10.529 --> 01:11:10.989
She's hot.
1494
01:11:11.430 --> 01:11:14.170
One of the women that the fake 49ers player attempted
1495
01:11:14.189 --> 01:11:16.939
to defraud. And there are a few details that I
1496
01:11:17.000 --> 01:11:20.359
feel nobody else has been talking about that are so hilarious.
1497
01:11:20.460 --> 01:11:21.600
I have to share them.
1498
01:11:22.380 --> 01:11:22.600
Okay.
1499
01:11:22.760 --> 01:11:25.020
So first of all, I think his MO was the
1500
01:11:25.060 --> 01:11:27.439
same with all of the women. He would send them
1501
01:11:27.460 --> 01:11:31.510
this ton of videos, basically explaining how he got involved
1502
01:11:31.529 --> 01:11:33.949
in the league, why he's so rich and then showing
1503
01:11:34.010 --> 01:11:37.949
off different like assets and stuff. But throughout these videos,
1504
01:11:38.289 --> 01:11:41.729
there are so many inconsistencies and just things that are
1505
01:11:41.829 --> 01:11:44.569
not true. And I am just going to have to
1506
01:11:44.609 --> 01:11:45.750
show you guys some of them.
1507
01:11:45.869 --> 01:11:46.109
Okay.
1508
01:11:46.430 --> 01:11:48.630
So we're going to start off with my favorite one,
1509
01:11:48.770 --> 01:11:52.890
him talking about how his family owns Gucci stores. Roll
1510
01:11:52.909 --> 01:11:53.329
the clip.
1511
01:11:54.590 --> 01:11:58.050
We have shares in three Gucci stores. We are the
1512
01:11:58.149 --> 01:12:02.939
share holder, the majority shareholder of three Gucci.
1513
01:12:02.659 --> 01:12:03.380
Stores here in America.
1514
01:12:05.689 --> 01:12:07.270
Doesn't make any sense dallas.
1515
01:12:06.949 --> 01:12:09.010
One is in south beach miami florida and the third
1516
01:12:09.050 --> 01:12:10.710
is in manhattan on sax fifth avenue.
1517
01:12:10.890 --> 01:12:13.470
Sax fifth avenue is a store you idiot sax fifth
1518
01:12:13.529 --> 01:12:17.489
avenue is not an avenue it's a store retard.
1519
01:12:18.569 --> 01:12:22.449
So he's saying that his family is the majority shareholder
1520
01:12:22.489 --> 01:12:26.649
of three individual gucci stores um if you're not familiar
1521
01:12:26.670 --> 01:12:30.109
with stocks which i mean this is pretty basic but
1522
01:12:30.590 --> 01:12:33.850
You can't really own stock or shares of stock in
1523
01:12:34.130 --> 01:12:37.619
one individual store. It's a whole company, you know?
1524
01:12:37.640 --> 01:12:38.899
So you can't be.
1525
01:12:38.739 --> 01:12:44.000
A shareholder in one store. So that's already incorrect. The
1526
01:12:44.039 --> 01:12:45.920
second part, I don't know if you guys caught this.
1527
01:12:46.720 --> 01:12:51.850
This is so freaking hilarious. He says that the Manhattan
1528
01:12:51.909 --> 01:12:56.890
store is located on Saks Fifth Avenue, as though that
1529
01:12:56.930 --> 01:13:00.319
is a street. and not a major department store. So
1530
01:13:00.380 --> 01:13:04.699
he doesn't even know that Saks Fifth Avenue is a
1531
01:13:04.779 --> 01:13:07.939
giant department store and not a street. He thinks Saks
1532
01:13:07.960 --> 01:13:10.979
Fifth Avenue is the name of a famous street in.
1533
01:13:10.960 --> 01:13:12.420
New York, but it is not.
1534
01:13:14.560 --> 01:13:21.600
Okay, so those two things, hilarious. Not knowing anything about Stoff, apparently,
1535
01:13:21.680 --> 01:13:21.979
and also.
1536
01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:26.119
Nephilim Death Squad is pro-fraud. That's what they've said. They're pro-fraud.
1537
01:13:26.619 --> 01:13:28.520
Him talking about how he gets involved with the league
1538
01:13:28.619 --> 01:13:30.470
is so absurdly hilarious.
1539
01:13:30.619 --> 01:13:31.090
Oh, my God.
1540
01:13:31.350 --> 01:13:31.689
One sec.
1541
01:13:33.130 --> 01:13:35.310
We had the conversation back and forth, but I was like, no,
1542
01:13:35.329 --> 01:13:36.449
I don't really want to play football.
1543
01:13:36.470 --> 01:13:39.010
That shit's too dangerous. This is amazing. I'm going to
1544
01:13:39.029 --> 01:13:39.949
practice all the time.
1545
01:13:40.569 --> 01:13:42.909
He's like, nigga, you work out all the time anyway. Like,
1546
01:13:42.979 --> 01:13:44.500
what the fuck? It ain't going to be no different. Like,
1547
01:13:44.520 --> 01:13:46.739
you're not working out hard, heavy during season. You do
1548
01:13:46.760 --> 01:13:49.699
that shit off season. So I'm like, yeah, I guess
1549
01:13:49.739 --> 01:13:53.380
that's true. So the first two years we were talking
1550
01:13:53.439 --> 01:13:54.649
about this shit, I wasn't really trying.
1551
01:13:55.010 --> 01:13:55.789
I was pushing it off.
1552
01:13:56.149 --> 01:14:00.909
But this last six months, it's been all type of
1553
01:14:00.930 --> 01:14:05.010
motherfucking teams calling me. The Raiders called me. The 49ers
1554
01:14:05.050 --> 01:14:08.520
called me. The Seahawks called me. The Buffalo Bills called me.
1555
01:14:09.039 --> 01:14:10.159
The Ravens called me.
1556
01:14:10.180 --> 01:14:12.380
A bunch of teams. I wouldn't have worked out for.
1557
01:14:12.340 --> 01:14:13.060
All of them.
1558
01:14:14.520 --> 01:14:16.819
Sorry, that clip was kind of long. But basically what
1559
01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:20.409
he's saying is, oh, I didn't want to play football.
1560
01:14:20.430 --> 01:14:23.069
It's too dangerous. But they were like, oh, you're so good.
1561
01:14:23.170 --> 01:14:24.550
Please come play football for us.
1562
01:14:24.590 --> 01:14:25.180
Like as if.
1563
01:14:25.689 --> 01:14:26.289
She's great.
1564
01:14:26.310 --> 01:14:29.229
NFL's out here doing like all these teams are just like, like.
1565
01:14:29.250 --> 01:14:30.949
She's hot. Like, Oh my gosh.
1566
01:14:30.989 --> 01:14:33.789
You see that nerdy girl in the concert, like wearing
1567
01:14:33.810 --> 01:14:37.109
the glasses, reading her book, like bring her on stage.
1568
01:14:37.250 --> 01:14:38.029
I want to marry her.
1569
01:14:38.069 --> 01:14:40.470
Like, babe, that this is real life. No football teams
1570
01:14:40.529 --> 01:14:41.810
are going to find.
1571
01:14:41.829 --> 01:14:47.829
Nobody's begging you to do shit. Oh, please play for us. Please, please, please, please.
1572
01:14:47.850 --> 01:14:48.789
You're so athletic.
1573
01:14:48.810 --> 01:14:49.850
Like that doesn't happen.
1574
01:14:50.850 --> 01:14:52.439
So, okay.
1575
01:14:53.220 --> 01:14:55.560
Lastly, This is just a small little clip. I just
1576
01:14:55.579 --> 01:14:58.649
think it's so funny. But it's when he's flexing some
1577
01:14:58.689 --> 01:15:00.470
of his assets. I just have to show you.
1578
01:15:00.489 --> 01:15:02.010
I just have to show you.
1579
01:15:04.229 --> 01:15:08.529
This is my Lamborghini. Huracan.
1580
01:15:08.850 --> 01:15:12.180
If you're listening, he's showing his key fobs on a
1581
01:15:12.220 --> 01:15:12.680
key ring.
1582
01:15:12.680 --> 01:15:12.880
$ 340, 000.
1583
01:15:12.739 --> 01:15:14.000
It's worth more than that now.
1584
01:15:14.020 --> 01:15:14.960
This is my ZR1 Corvette.
1585
01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:21.159
That's $ 190, 000.
1586
01:15:20.739 --> 01:15:22.939
Here's my Hellcat Charger Redeye.
1587
01:15:22.970 --> 01:15:23.810
That's $ 140, 000.
1588
01:15:23.649 --> 01:15:25.029
Who would talk to somebody like this?
1589
01:15:25.090 --> 01:15:28.430
Here's my AMG Benz, AMG 63S.
1590
01:15:29.770 --> 01:15:33.310
Okay, that one is just hilarious to me because why
1591
01:15:33.409 --> 01:15:36.329
does he have the keys to all of these cars
1592
01:15:36.449 --> 01:15:39.529
on one key ring? How does that make any sort
1593
01:15:39.630 --> 01:15:41.010
of sense?
1594
01:15:41.869 --> 01:15:42.090
I mean.
1595
01:15:42.569 --> 01:15:46.869
Genuinely, for anyone who was raised with two parents or
1596
01:15:46.989 --> 01:15:50.529
in a household with two cars, you don't keep your
1597
01:15:50.630 --> 01:15:52.510
car keys on the same key ring.
1598
01:15:52.590 --> 01:15:53.449
I do.
1599
01:15:53.850 --> 01:15:56.130
I want to take out the minivan and my mom
1600
01:15:56.189 --> 01:15:58.890
wants to take out the Toyota Camry.
1601
01:15:58.970 --> 01:16:00.210
Where is my other key?
1602
01:16:00.489 --> 01:16:03.529
Who has all of their car keys on one car ring?
1603
01:16:03.770 --> 01:16:05.229
That's stupid.
1604
01:16:05.340 --> 01:16:05.880
That's dumb.
1605
01:16:06.069 --> 01:16:06.760
Nobody does that.
1606
01:16:06.800 --> 01:16:09.560
That is so fake and that's just insane.
1607
01:16:11.239 --> 01:16:14.390
So, Like, hold on. She's great, dude.
1608
01:16:14.430 --> 01:16:14.869
She's great.
1609
01:16:15.189 --> 01:16:18.720
She is great. She's so hot. She looks like she
1610
01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:26.000
bleaches it. Listen. Okay. If you're going to show off... Going? Going?
1611
01:16:26.079 --> 01:16:26.399
Going?
1612
01:16:26.420 --> 01:16:31.470
If you're going to... Going? Going? Going? If you're going.
1613
01:16:31.479 --> 01:16:33.189
If you're going.
1614
01:16:33.210 --> 01:16:37.689
Okay, she's not... Shut up, Jackie. She is hot. Okay?
1615
01:16:38.489 --> 01:16:39.029
If you're going.
1616
01:16:40.550 --> 01:16:43.989
To show off your cars, you show the cars off.
1617
01:16:44.590 --> 01:16:45.810
You don't show the keys.
1618
01:16:45.930 --> 01:16:47.270
Of course, yeah.
1619
01:16:47.310 --> 01:16:51.310
You're like, this key this, this key that. Listen, Johnny,
1620
01:16:51.569 --> 01:16:57.300
this key to my mansion. This key to my mansion.
1621
01:16:57.640 --> 01:17:00.260
This key to my pirate ship. Look at my key
1622
01:17:00.279 --> 01:17:01.300
to my pirate ship.
1623
01:17:03.100 --> 01:17:06.180
This the key to the house my aunt stole from
1624
01:17:06.279 --> 01:17:07.699
a guy with dementia.
1625
01:17:07.859 --> 01:17:08.039
Yeah.
1626
01:17:09.659 --> 01:17:11.439
This is the gym that I own?
1627
01:17:11.460 --> 01:17:19.670
Look it, I own this gym? This key? This key
1628
01:17:19.689 --> 01:17:21.029
to my tank I own?
1629
01:17:21.529 --> 01:17:23.460
This here the key to my Gulfstream jet?
1630
01:17:24.039 --> 01:17:27.880
Yeah. This is my.
1631
01:17:27.920 --> 01:17:31.500
Johnny, back when I was part of the fucking empire,
1632
01:17:31.520 --> 01:17:32.899
this is my helmet I wore?
1633
01:17:33.600 --> 01:17:34.560
I wore this helmet when I.
1634
01:17:34.539 --> 01:17:38.310
Was a storm trooper? When I served my country? That's
1635
01:17:38.350 --> 01:17:41.529
my helmet. I had to make it small so I
1636
01:17:41.550 --> 01:17:42.470
could put it on my.
1637
01:17:43.029 --> 01:17:45.210
This is the key to the Las Vegas sphere where
1638
01:17:45.270 --> 01:17:46.789
I am a majority shareholder.
1639
01:17:46.810 --> 01:17:47.369
Yeah.
1640
01:17:49.850 --> 01:17:52.920
Can you imagine the thing... Okay, so she wasn't fooled
1641
01:17:52.939 --> 01:17:57.380
by this, but that's a video that fooled... dozens of
1642
01:17:57.449 --> 01:17:59.319
women to the tune of a more than a million
1643
01:17:59.359 --> 01:18:01.039
dollars that shit.
1644
01:18:01.119 --> 01:18:04.800
That's the problem you can cosplay anything you want.
1645
01:18:05.300 --> 01:18:06.920
How dumb do you have to be to get fooled
1646
01:18:06.979 --> 01:18:09.239
into sending some like tens of thousands of dollars though
1647
01:18:09.539 --> 01:18:12.880
with that basic bitch like line there.
1648
01:18:13.340 --> 01:18:17.220
Like should we have should we have a a stupid
1649
01:18:17.260 --> 01:18:20.319
tax like listen we want to get your money back
1650
01:18:20.420 --> 01:18:21.060
but he.
1651
01:18:20.979 --> 01:18:23.159
Is the stupid tax he is the stupid tax.
1652
01:18:23.020 --> 01:18:25.159
Yeah that's it you're you're too dumb.
1653
01:18:25.520 --> 01:18:29.239
Now, he had a different scam before this, which is interesting.
1654
01:18:29.649 --> 01:18:31.630
And I guess it probably didn't work as well because
1655
01:18:31.989 --> 01:18:35.649
most people don't expect to see a big-headed-ass Somalian being
1656
01:18:35.710 --> 01:18:38.989
like a Swiss real estate developer. That was his line before.
1657
01:18:39.250 --> 01:18:41.189
So he had to kind of change pace to the 49ers.
1658
01:18:41.590 --> 01:18:46.149
But this is sort of the original version of his scam.
1659
01:18:48.810 --> 01:18:49.189
Right here.
1660
01:18:49.210 --> 01:18:49.949
I imagine my shirt.
1661
01:18:50.300 --> 01:18:52.079
I about fell out of bed last night when i
1662
01:18:52.140 --> 01:18:54.319
saw what he what he's done.
1663
01:18:54.880 --> 01:18:59.250
What is her earrings what is she wearing i mean
1664
01:18:59.310 --> 01:19:04.470
dude you really got to coordinate that outfit like you
1665
01:19:04.510 --> 01:19:07.729
can't buy that shirt without those.
1666
01:19:07.609 --> 01:19:12.529
Earrings It's, yeah. It's almost, I mean, she's got like
1667
01:19:12.550 --> 01:19:13.550
a Halloween shirt on.
1668
01:19:13.689 --> 01:19:14.079
I guess, is it?
1669
01:19:14.090 --> 01:19:14.829
No, it's September.
1670
01:19:14.869 --> 01:19:18.390
Yeah, why are you wearing a Halloween shirt? Is it
1671
01:19:18.409 --> 01:19:20.149
a Halloween shirt? Yeah.
1672
01:19:20.189 --> 01:19:26.689
Yeah, there's pumpkins on it. Like, your judgment is already suspect, lady.
1673
01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:28.359
Yeah, yeah.
1674
01:19:29.079 --> 01:19:31.060
It looks like something that she made out of like
1675
01:19:31.100 --> 01:19:31.520
a print.
1676
01:19:31.640 --> 01:19:34.539
But Johnny, someone brought this up. She's got a big
1677
01:19:34.600 --> 01:19:38.979
forehead too. Maybe she's like, maybe she's like the... the
1678
01:19:39.020 --> 01:19:41.220
B girl from the blind melon video that found her,
1679
01:19:41.300 --> 01:19:46.260
found her people. Imagine they had kids biracial with a
1680
01:19:46.500 --> 01:19:49.960
fucking giant jumbotron skull.
1681
01:19:50.439 --> 01:19:52.560
She was like a cone head. That is a big head.
1682
01:19:52.579 --> 01:19:54.560
You're so right about that. I'd kind of cut it off,
1683
01:19:54.600 --> 01:19:56.810
but that's a big old noggin. Damn.
1684
01:19:57.409 --> 01:19:59.229
Let's hear what, let's hear how stupid she is.
1685
01:19:59.770 --> 01:20:03.189
And not do the football thing with me. He said
1686
01:20:03.210 --> 01:20:07.869
that his family were Swiss real estate developers. and that
1687
01:20:07.930 --> 01:20:10.109
he had just, I'm in Portland, and that he had
1688
01:20:10.149 --> 01:20:12.079
just moved to Vancouver.
1689
01:20:12.779 --> 01:20:17.859
Stop. So only in Portland would you believe a black
1690
01:20:17.880 --> 01:20:21.560
Haitian is a Swiss real estate developer?
1691
01:20:22.159 --> 01:20:23.159
Well, that's what I'm wondering.
1692
01:20:23.199 --> 01:20:25.220
You have to believe all things are possible.
1693
01:20:26.579 --> 01:20:30.619
Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm wondering, though, if maybe that
1694
01:20:30.689 --> 01:20:34.369
wasn't successful enough because even Portland people were like, okay,
1695
01:20:34.890 --> 01:20:37.680
this guy is obviously not a Swiss real estate developer. Yeah,
1696
01:20:37.720 --> 01:20:39.720
so he's like, oh, I played for the 49ers. And
1697
01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:41.539
then people were like, oh, okay, makes sense.
1698
01:20:43.420 --> 01:20:49.449
He did send me two very long videos talking about
1699
01:20:49.489 --> 01:20:53.350
his upbringing in Switzerland, what his family did, things like that.
1700
01:20:53.369 --> 01:20:54.680
Her nails match her soda can.
1701
01:20:54.689 --> 01:20:58.489
I was like, okay. Someone says she's a teacher. Maybe
1702
01:20:58.560 --> 01:20:59.199
I'll go with that.
1703
01:20:59.720 --> 01:21:02.579
Had I continued to date him, probably. But we went
1704
01:21:02.640 --> 01:21:04.739
on one date where he came to Portland and met
1705
01:21:04.760 --> 01:21:07.689
me at the Matador. And I didn't, I thought it
1706
01:21:07.710 --> 01:21:10.770
was just, it annoyed me when he did it.
1707
01:21:10.890 --> 01:21:11.810
I think it was purposeful.
1708
01:21:12.390 --> 01:21:14.810
I called him, I'm standing outside and I was like, look,
1709
01:21:14.869 --> 01:21:15.909
there's a parking spot right here.
1710
01:21:16.430 --> 01:21:17.750
I don't know what kind of car he was in.
1711
01:21:17.770 --> 01:21:20.760
It was something expensive. I don't give a fuck about cars.
1712
01:21:21.149 --> 01:21:21.680
I don't care.
1713
01:21:22.159 --> 01:21:25.140
But he kept circling and I was like, there's one,
1714
01:21:25.380 --> 01:21:27.760
there's one. What are you doing? And he was like,
1715
01:21:27.859 --> 01:21:31.460
this is a, whatever the car was. I can't just
1716
01:21:31.539 --> 01:21:32.260
park it anywhere.
1717
01:21:32.279 --> 01:21:35.060
I don't want people. hitting it or someone trying to
1718
01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:35.779
break into it.
1719
01:21:35.880 --> 01:21:37.100
Rental. Rental.
1720
01:21:37.420 --> 01:21:40.220
This is not a good area. So I was already annoyed.
1721
01:21:41.579 --> 01:21:44.560
Mind you, he's already sent me these really long, self-indulgent
1722
01:21:44.619 --> 01:21:49.149
voice notes. But you still went on a date with him.
1723
01:21:49.890 --> 01:21:53.170
He talked nonstop about himself for two hours.
1724
01:21:54.310 --> 01:21:55.210
I said anything.
1725
01:21:55.229 --> 01:21:56.689
That's the woman's role, you idiot.
1726
01:21:56.970 --> 01:21:59.310
I had been dating a slew of men who had
1727
01:21:59.390 --> 01:22:00.109
all done the same.
1728
01:22:00.210 --> 01:22:00.729
Whore!
1729
01:22:01.250 --> 01:22:03.189
Talk about themselves. So I was like, okay, this is
1730
01:22:03.210 --> 01:22:05.729
just another one. So when we left, I blocked him
1731
01:22:05.770 --> 01:22:07.829
and never spoke to him again. He did not do
1732
01:22:07.869 --> 01:22:09.710
the football thing with me, but I have seen, there
1733
01:22:09.750 --> 01:22:11.890
are two videos circulate. I didn't keep any of them
1734
01:22:11.909 --> 01:22:14.210
because I didn't give a shit about him, but there
1735
01:22:14.430 --> 01:22:17.310
are two videos circulating. One of them, he's in a
1736
01:22:17.829 --> 01:22:20.989
semi-empty home. He told me that was a home he
1737
01:22:21.010 --> 01:22:23.899
had just moved into in Vancouver. And I'm saying from
1738
01:22:23.989 --> 01:22:26.779
other women, it was a home here, here, here, and here.
1739
01:22:26.840 --> 01:22:30.420
So he sent me that video. And also all of
1740
01:22:30.479 --> 01:22:33.600
the key fobs are on one key chain and he's
1741
01:22:33.960 --> 01:22:36.739
saying what the um what the cars are he sent
1742
01:22:36.760 --> 01:22:39.180
me that video too but he did not get a
1743
01:22:39.199 --> 01:22:41.260
dollar out of me obviously if he would have asked
1744
01:22:41.300 --> 01:22:43.439
me for a single dollar i would have been like i.
1745
01:22:43.420 --> 01:22:47.930
Bet you got a gold star you think so she
1746
01:22:47.939 --> 01:22:50.149
gave him a gold star right on his black dog
1747
01:22:50.170 --> 01:22:53.850
she didn't say whether they hooked up or not.
1748
01:22:53.850 --> 01:22:56.170
She yes she sure didn't did she she probably slung
1749
01:22:56.189 --> 01:23:01.229
it So LaShawn McCoy, the last thing we'll do on
1750
01:23:01.390 --> 01:23:03.920
Dejan Love. I was on a flight with LaShawn McCoy.
1751
01:23:03.939 --> 01:23:05.340
I wanted to say hi, but he looked pissed.
1752
01:23:06.239 --> 01:23:06.520
Oh, really?
1753
01:23:06.539 --> 01:23:07.260
Yeah.
1754
01:23:08.060 --> 01:23:09.720
Of all the people to be pissed, you wouldn't think
1755
01:23:09.760 --> 01:23:12.640
LaShawn McCoy. I mean, he had a pretty good life,
1756
01:23:12.659 --> 01:23:16.039
you would think. LaShawn McCoy has an interesting take, which
1757
01:23:16.079 --> 01:23:19.670
I think you might agree with, Sam. Oh, yeah.
1758
01:23:20.270 --> 01:23:20.550
Oh, yeah.
1759
01:23:20.829 --> 01:23:21.390
I saw this.
1760
01:23:21.409 --> 01:23:25.350
Dejan Love. Dejan Love. I love Dejan Love.
1761
01:23:27.029 --> 01:23:27.789
And let me tell you why.
1762
01:23:28.869 --> 01:23:31.850
Every time a man does something, they want to crucify
1763
01:23:31.869 --> 01:23:34.569
us for it. I watch women do this all the
1764
01:23:34.590 --> 01:23:35.560
freaking time.
1765
01:23:35.949 --> 01:23:38.779
Yo, you go to social media, you see the girl,
1766
01:23:39.239 --> 01:23:42.319
she had all these bags, Birkin this, Birkin that, nice house,
1767
01:23:42.380 --> 01:23:45.920
nice car, all this stuff. You know, she got this
1768
01:23:45.939 --> 01:23:48.909
type of job. You know, I'm a self-millionaire.
1769
01:23:48.930 --> 01:23:49.220
I got....
1770
01:23:50.550 --> 01:23:50.810
Right?
1771
01:23:51.229 --> 01:23:52.229
So you meet her, you date her.
1772
01:23:52.789 --> 01:23:54.470
And now as your girlfriend, you're like, oh, she's been
1773
01:23:54.489 --> 01:23:55.770
scamming me because no, she's not.
1774
01:23:56.489 --> 01:23:59.250
The bags is fake. Somebody else bought them for you.
1775
01:23:59.470 --> 01:24:00.050
You know what I mean?
1776
01:24:00.090 --> 01:24:02.630
You don't have this luxury job and life that you
1777
01:24:02.649 --> 01:24:03.130
say you do.
1778
01:24:03.550 --> 01:24:05.229
Now I'm stuck. Now I've been fooled.
1779
01:24:05.689 --> 01:24:08.229
Now who will pay me back for me supplying this
1780
01:24:08.270 --> 01:24:10.869
woman's life that I thought she was living already.
1781
01:24:11.050 --> 01:24:13.420
So I thought I was adding to it. Nah, bro.
1782
01:24:13.899 --> 01:24:16.140
The same thing that he did, I watched a lot
1783
01:24:16.199 --> 01:24:16.880
of women do that.
1784
01:24:17.399 --> 01:24:22.350
Dang, dude. Thank God for black guys, right?
1785
01:24:23.250 --> 01:24:26.409
Educated, nice house, nice car, makes you a lot of bags,
1786
01:24:26.869 --> 01:24:28.989
talks proper, nice teeth, all this shit.
1787
01:24:29.170 --> 01:24:30.250
Talks proper.
1788
01:24:30.310 --> 01:24:32.229
And that's your girlfriend and you live with her, you're like, yo,
1789
01:24:32.260 --> 01:24:33.119
this girl's a bump.
1790
01:24:33.500 --> 01:24:39.180
I can't agree with you. 100%. And makeup, too, dude.
1791
01:24:39.189 --> 01:24:40.420
He doesn't even get into that, really.
1792
01:24:40.479 --> 01:24:46.439
Makeup, big tits, high heels, garters, or whatever they're called.
1793
01:24:47.659 --> 01:24:51.279
You know? Oh, yeah, yeah. Have you seen the new
1794
01:24:51.340 --> 01:24:52.920
thing with the spandex?
1795
01:24:53.600 --> 01:24:55.840
I mean, the yoga pants, they can pull up, they're
1796
01:24:55.880 --> 01:24:57.659
in the fat ass, and it makes them look like
1797
01:24:57.739 --> 01:25:03.890
it's fucking popping. And this just goes down to something
1798
01:25:03.909 --> 01:25:08.569
that your Uncle Sam... has been saying to you since
1799
01:25:08.829 --> 01:25:12.869
the jump is that women make the rules of society.
1800
01:25:13.789 --> 01:25:15.270
Men make the rules of business.
1801
01:25:15.970 --> 01:25:20.729
And the reason this is, this is so such a
1802
01:25:20.829 --> 01:25:26.800
big story is because women got, men did something to
1803
01:25:26.880 --> 01:25:28.100
women that women do.
1804
01:25:28.840 --> 01:25:32.239
Women don't like that. Okay. They don't like it.
1805
01:25:34.579 --> 01:25:37.000
It's being done to a woman. It's the same thing
1806
01:25:37.020 --> 01:25:39.359
with Jews, right? Jews do that too. Like they can
1807
01:25:39.399 --> 01:25:41.180
make fun of everybody. The me, you make fun of them.
1808
01:25:41.560 --> 01:25:44.000
All of a sudden it's like antisemitism and it's going
1809
01:25:44.079 --> 01:25:44.659
fucking nuts.
1810
01:25:45.140 --> 01:25:48.350
Right? Women do that too. We make the rules of society.
1811
01:25:48.609 --> 01:25:52.470
I can present myself in kind of this, this false
1812
01:25:52.550 --> 01:25:56.369
look that, you know, you're gonna like perky ass tits,
1813
01:25:56.470 --> 01:25:59.670
popping my tits up with a bra, fat ass and Spanx.
1814
01:26:00.970 --> 01:26:03.899
But if, if it's flipped the other way, Men are
1815
01:26:03.920 --> 01:26:04.619
the bad guys.
1816
01:26:07.279 --> 01:26:10.579
No, you're not wrong, my friend. You're not wrong. You
1817
01:26:10.600 --> 01:26:11.590
know what I want to tell you about?
1818
01:26:13.670 --> 01:26:16.369
Dude, Rachel, who's usually mean to us, just did a
1819
01:26:16.430 --> 01:26:18.149
vagina emoji to us.
1820
01:26:19.149 --> 01:26:21.250
What is a vagina emoji? I don't even know what
1821
01:26:21.270 --> 01:26:21.539
that is.
1822
01:26:21.550 --> 01:26:23.930
Look at Rachel. She put a little vagina in there.
1823
01:26:23.970 --> 01:26:25.189
Got two lips. Bang.
1824
01:26:25.250 --> 01:26:25.529
Hole.
1825
01:26:27.289 --> 01:26:29.569
Oh, that feels like that's... Well, maybe.
1826
01:26:30.270 --> 01:26:33.880
Go put it up, Rachel. Rachel-er. Yeah. There we go.
1827
01:26:33.899 --> 01:26:34.899
That looks like a hole to me.
1828
01:26:35.380 --> 01:26:38.380
I guess so. Oh, everything looks like a hole to you.
1829
01:26:38.420 --> 01:26:39.319
That doesn't it? Yeah.
1830
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So, Oh, um, I want to tell you guys about that.
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Look at that. Isn't that cool? Look at that.
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Just dropping in there.
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How'd you do that?
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deep into summer here. Uh, and I'm finally thinking about
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won't snap back into shape. Like it did in my twenties.
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I'm working out the same amount, which wasn't very much. Uh,
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That dad bod thing doesn't just come from drinking beer
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or eating or worse. It's, uh, it's actually not the
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whole story. Because as you get older, your bodies reprogram themselves.
1846
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Yeah, dude. I didn't want to talk about that.
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Yeah, lack of it. Give me nice gut.
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graphic too. That's just dropping in on us on our heads.
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Look at that.
1900
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Amazing dude. Uh, may zing. Amazing.
1901
01:30:21.840 --> 01:30:23.960
How's that guy doing? How's Jesse doing?
1902
01:30:24.560 --> 01:30:28.300
He's amazing. Kefi D.
1903
01:30:28.640 --> 01:30:31.199
Convicted in the murder of Tupac Shakur. We finally have
1904
01:30:31.239 --> 01:30:32.020
a murder conviction.
1905
01:30:32.039 --> 01:30:35.600
Someone just said they have a granddad bod.
1906
01:30:36.640 --> 01:30:38.399
Granddad bod? Well, I don't know if we can do
1907
01:30:38.420 --> 01:30:41.659
anything about that. What do you think about Kefi D.
1908
01:30:41.659 --> 01:30:44.039
Someone just said I have kid shoulders. I'm working on it,
1909
01:30:44.060 --> 01:30:45.279
you meanie.
1910
01:30:46.739 --> 01:30:47.479
Kefi D.
1911
01:30:48.220 --> 01:30:50.430
who... Kefi D.
1912
01:30:51.180 --> 01:30:54.229
So he had a queen for a day arrangement back
1913
01:30:54.369 --> 01:30:57.170
after Tupac was killed, and he went in, and they
1914
01:30:57.210 --> 01:30:59.890
claim he told the whole story, and they couldn't nail
1915
01:30:59.930 --> 01:31:03.300
him on it because he was given this immunity for
1916
01:31:03.310 --> 01:31:04.640
a day. They call it queen for a day.
1917
01:31:05.720 --> 01:31:10.479
Why would you want it for a day? What happens tomorrow? Well, you.
1918
01:31:11.119 --> 01:31:14.270
I don't anything you say during that testimony can't be
1919
01:31:14.470 --> 01:31:16.329
used against you is the point. So you can give
1920
01:31:16.350 --> 01:31:20.550
the police information that elucidates like a larger plot and
1921
01:31:20.590 --> 01:31:22.829
they can't convict you for it, but they can use
1922
01:31:22.869 --> 01:31:28.319
that information. So he did that. And then decades later,
1923
01:31:28.619 --> 01:31:32.859
he decided, I'm going to write a book about the
1924
01:31:32.899 --> 01:31:36.380
murder of Tupac Shakur. Now, none of that was covered
1925
01:31:36.560 --> 01:31:39.899
by his Queen for a Day arrangement because it wasn't
1926
01:31:39.970 --> 01:31:44.050
that day decades ago. And so they prosecuted Kefi D's ass,
1927
01:31:44.810 --> 01:31:47.710
who did like a press tour talking about the shooting
1928
01:31:47.750 --> 01:31:51.510
of Tupac Shakur. And now he has been convicted of
1929
01:31:51.550 --> 01:31:53.609
the murder of Tupac Shakur. He was in the other seat, apparently.
1930
01:31:53.649 --> 01:31:55.010
I think he said like his nephew is the one
1931
01:31:55.050 --> 01:31:58.810
that did the shooting, actually. And his defense is that
1932
01:31:58.899 --> 01:32:01.659
I was just lying to try to make money to
1933
01:32:01.840 --> 01:32:04.579
sell books. That's what he's saying, but it did not work.
1934
01:32:04.659 --> 01:32:06.939
So somebody's finally gone down for the murder of Tupac.
1935
01:32:06.960 --> 01:32:08.260
What do you think about that, Sam?
1936
01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:10.479
Yeah, now they say.
1937
01:32:11.840 --> 01:32:12.020
P.
1938
01:32:12.039 --> 01:32:15.539
Diddy might be next. What?
1939
01:32:15.859 --> 01:32:17.579
He might take some slugs?
1940
01:32:17.640 --> 01:32:19.979
Is that what you're saying?
1941
01:32:20.199 --> 01:32:22.119
He might be put on trial next for the murder.
1942
01:32:22.399 --> 01:32:23.029
Oh, I see.
1943
01:32:23.289 --> 01:32:23.550
Okay.
1944
01:32:24.449 --> 01:32:27.890
Well, yeah. I mean, what's the difference now? That guy
1945
01:32:27.930 --> 01:32:29.210
ain't getting out of jail anytime soon.
1946
01:32:29.350 --> 01:32:34.430
No, they just put his... His release day up? They
1947
01:32:34.449 --> 01:32:35.390
just moved it up again.
1948
01:32:36.390 --> 01:32:36.630
Really?
1949
01:32:36.649 --> 01:32:37.689
Yeah.
1950
01:32:37.800 --> 01:32:39.439
I thought he was in jail for like years.
1951
01:32:40.119 --> 01:32:42.479
No, it's like in 2028 he gets out.
1952
01:32:42.539 --> 01:32:45.800
Like February 2028 they moved it up.
1953
01:32:46.300 --> 01:32:49.539
Oh, that's ridiculous, bro. That's a crime against humanity.
1954
01:32:49.600 --> 01:32:51.859
After he got in a fight, they're like, okay, we're
1955
01:32:51.880 --> 01:32:52.979
gonna move it up. You've been good.
1956
01:32:53.279 --> 01:32:53.520
What?
1957
01:32:54.420 --> 01:32:55.859
Yeah, look it up, Johnny.
1958
01:32:57.420 --> 01:32:59.340
So, you want me to look it up, really?
1959
01:33:00.060 --> 01:33:00.340
Yeah.
1960
01:33:01.420 --> 01:33:01.489
Uh.
1961
01:33:02.180 --> 01:33:05.100
Johnny, you've been called a CIA agent for the second
1962
01:33:05.140 --> 01:33:05.659
time today.
1963
01:33:06.819 --> 01:33:10.659
What possible? And I mean, like the CIA don't recruit
1964
01:33:11.100 --> 01:33:14.739
nerds like who are marginal podcast.
1965
01:33:14.779 --> 01:33:18.550
Johnny, they were going to try to make Johnny into
1966
01:33:18.569 --> 01:33:19.689
something in the Gates program.
1967
01:33:19.729 --> 01:33:22.270
They realize he's retarded. And they said no.
1968
01:33:25.420 --> 01:33:28.979
Sean Diddy Combs release date moved once again it says
1969
01:33:29.060 --> 01:33:31.960
disgraced media mogul Sean Diddy Combs is set to be
1970
01:33:32.020 --> 01:33:35.899
released from prison earlier than first expected the media mogul
1971
01:33:35.979 --> 01:33:39.159
is now expected to be released February 5, 2028 from
1972
01:33:39.239 --> 01:33:43.640
Federal Correction Institute Fort Dix, New Jersey it was originally
1973
01:33:43.699 --> 01:33:45.760
February 20th so they moved it up a couple of
1974
01:33:45.859 --> 01:33:50.420
weeks is there a reason for this? no explanation provided
1975
01:33:51.100 --> 01:33:56.109
just getting out of jail earlier no explanation provided That
1976
01:33:56.130 --> 01:34:01.420
doesn't make any sense. Bill Simmons is in hot water
1977
01:34:02.020 --> 01:34:06.779
for possibly the dumbest thing. Bill Simmons was on his
1978
01:34:06.840 --> 01:34:13.869
podcast talking about how he has his daughter's boyfriend place
1979
01:34:14.050 --> 01:34:18.369
bets for him, which is not legal. So he's now
1980
01:34:18.430 --> 01:34:22.609
being investigated by the Massachusetts Gaming Commission. After that admission
1981
01:34:22.670 --> 01:34:25.550
on a recent episode, the commission announced.
1982
01:34:25.609 --> 01:34:27.789
Why did he do that? Did he say Tuesday?
1983
01:34:28.350 --> 01:34:30.770
Two days after Simmons said on an episode of they
1984
01:34:30.810 --> 01:34:32.689
got on this two days after he said on the
1985
01:34:32.750 --> 01:34:36.029
episode that he used a proxy on multiple occasions to
1986
01:34:36.100 --> 01:34:39.920
log into his account and make wagers in Massachusetts when
1987
01:34:39.939 --> 01:34:41.619
he was out of the state. He would do it
1988
01:34:41.659 --> 01:34:43.140
because he's out of the state, you know, and he
1989
01:34:43.180 --> 01:34:46.319
wants to place a legal bet in Massachusetts where it's legal,
1990
01:34:46.380 --> 01:34:46.680
I guess.
1991
01:34:46.800 --> 01:34:48.899
Well, I don't have a problem with that.
1992
01:34:50.890 --> 01:34:53.149
Hey, do you make this bet for me on my app?
1993
01:34:54.489 --> 01:34:57.689
Yeah, but he's not in. Well, OK, well, OK, so
1994
01:34:57.710 --> 01:35:01.279
it's proxy betting. That's having someone place bets on behalf
1995
01:35:01.319 --> 01:35:04.899
of someone else is illegal and illegal in Massachusetts and
1996
01:35:04.979 --> 01:35:07.829
is not allowed by FanDuel, the sports.
1997
01:35:07.590 --> 01:35:10.949
Book, which that seems stupid to me. Yeah.
1998
01:35:11.250 --> 01:35:12.529
I mean, what's the, and what are they going to do?
1999
01:35:12.689 --> 01:35:14.560
I mean, it can't be more than a fine, right?
2000
01:35:14.659 --> 01:35:17.260
What are you going to do? Like, Oh, Hey, you
2001
01:35:17.300 --> 01:35:19.239
go on my app, use my money.
2002
01:35:19.380 --> 01:35:22.239
And because I mean, let's say California and they won't
2003
01:35:22.279 --> 01:35:24.619
let me do it at this moment. Can you just
2004
01:35:24.659 --> 01:35:27.090
put this app, this bed in for me?
2005
01:35:30.170 --> 01:35:33.550
So what, when I say the word homeless fuck clinic,
2006
01:35:33.630 --> 01:35:40.260
does anything come to mind? Uh, so there is a suggestion. The, uh,
2007
01:35:40.840 --> 01:35:46.500
The homeless of L.A., we create these little boner centers
2008
01:35:46.659 --> 01:35:49.359
where they go in and just jerk it out or
2009
01:35:49.500 --> 01:35:55.810
possibly have sex. This is the proposal from someone on L.A.
2010
01:35:55.850 --> 01:35:58.829
City Council. This is the most insane thing.
2011
01:36:00.529 --> 01:36:05.630
Yeah, it's called a public library now. They watch porn
2012
01:36:05.670 --> 01:36:06.670
in a public library.
2013
01:36:07.869 --> 01:36:09.109
Turned about publicly.
2014
01:36:10.890 --> 01:36:13.069
Well, it sounds like you might be in favor of
2015
01:36:13.090 --> 01:36:13.840
this proposal, then.
2016
01:36:14.409 --> 01:36:16.960
Well, I mean, they're already doing it in public libraries.
2017
01:36:17.119 --> 01:36:17.899
That's what I'm saying, though.
2018
01:36:18.159 --> 01:36:20.800
So you would rather get them out of the public libraries,
2019
01:36:20.840 --> 01:36:23.420
away from children, and into a fuck clinic, is what
2020
01:36:23.439 --> 01:36:23.880
it sounds like.
2021
01:36:24.520 --> 01:36:26.859
Yeah. Is that right? Yeah, I would, actually.
2022
01:36:26.880 --> 01:36:30.090
So you support this. You support this proposal, which we
2023
01:36:30.130 --> 01:36:30.750
will now play.
2024
01:36:30.909 --> 01:36:33.090
Or we just hire a bunch of dudes to kick
2025
01:36:33.710 --> 01:36:38.710
the dicks out of their hands. Your job is to
2026
01:36:38.750 --> 01:36:39.750
kick dicks out of your hand.
2027
01:36:40.029 --> 01:36:42.829
You just run around with a glove on, slapping guys'
2028
01:36:42.869 --> 01:36:43.569
dicks out of their hands?
2029
01:36:43.590 --> 01:36:45.449
No, just steal some boots and kick the dicks out
2030
01:36:45.489 --> 01:36:45.930
of their hands.
2031
01:36:46.390 --> 01:36:48.510
You kick, oh, kick the dicks. Yeah, but then you
2032
01:36:48.529 --> 01:36:49.890
have to pay for their health care after when they
2033
01:36:49.909 --> 01:36:50.590
have bruised dicks.
2034
01:36:51.029 --> 01:36:54.619
No, that's part of the deal. You try to beat
2035
01:36:54.699 --> 01:36:56.420
off in public, I'm kicking the dick.
2036
01:36:56.300 --> 01:36:56.819
Out of your hand.
2037
01:36:58.239 --> 01:37:01.359
Safety and the challenges facing are unhealthy.
2038
01:37:02.699 --> 01:37:03.020
Again.
2039
01:37:03.600 --> 01:37:06.180
This poor guy, by the way, how annoyed do you
2040
01:37:06.199 --> 01:37:08.500
think he is? Do you think he's watching on Twitter
2041
01:37:08.539 --> 01:37:10.000
right now with his iPhone?
2042
01:37:10.159 --> 01:37:13.079
He's like, dude, I've only been here two days. I've
2043
01:37:13.119 --> 01:37:15.640
been here two days. I'm in between jobs.
2044
01:37:16.380 --> 01:37:18.199
I'm down here checking on my cousin, and I got
2045
01:37:18.239 --> 01:37:19.439
put in the jerk-off video.
2046
01:37:19.560 --> 01:37:22.350
Exactly, dude. Exactly.
2047
01:37:23.130 --> 01:37:27.909
Homelessness often comes with extreme stress, isolation, and instability, conditions
2048
01:37:27.930 --> 01:37:33.159
that make emotional regulation significantly more difficult. Some research suggests
2049
01:37:33.220 --> 01:37:37.439
that sexual release can help reduce stress, improve mood, and help.
2050
01:37:37.279 --> 01:37:39.220
People cope with negative emotions.
2051
01:37:39.800 --> 01:37:41.960
That led me to wonder whether those benefits could have
2052
01:37:42.020 --> 01:37:43.189
downstream effects on.
2053
01:37:43.199 --> 01:37:45.609
Look at the chick in the front going, what are
2054
01:37:45.649 --> 01:37:46.470
you saying?
2055
01:37:46.569 --> 01:37:50.470
With that in mind, I'd like to propose that Los
2056
01:37:50.590 --> 01:37:55.020
Angeles consider a pilot program for free hygienic sexual relief clinics,
2057
01:37:55.520 --> 01:37:59.779
primarily serving the homeless and unhoused. This means equality. It
2058
01:37:59.819 --> 01:38:03.420
means private sexual relief through masturbation or where appropriate and
2059
01:38:03.460 --> 01:38:06.850
consensual with a partner. All funded by public tax dollars
2060
01:38:06.909 --> 01:38:10.229
and managed with professional oversight. It's about allowing the homeless
2061
01:38:10.250 --> 01:38:14.689
to have the same comforts and privacy that we have today.
2062
01:38:14.710 --> 01:38:17.850
Why do we have to give them the same comforts?
2063
01:38:18.789 --> 01:38:21.779
How about this? Can we start a fucking place where
2064
01:38:21.880 --> 01:38:25.199
dudes who work their ass off can go nut?
2065
01:38:26.739 --> 01:38:27.460
Can we do that?
2066
01:38:28.199 --> 01:38:31.069
Prove you've been you've been employed at a full time
2067
01:38:31.109 --> 01:38:34.949
job and you just need a release cause all you're
2068
01:38:34.989 --> 01:38:36.310
doing is working all.
2069
01:38:36.210 --> 01:38:39.399
The time imagine being the janitor for that place by
2070
01:38:39.409 --> 01:38:43.960
the way oh my god the worst shit man the
2071
01:38:44.060 --> 01:38:45.060
worst shit you've.
2072
01:38:44.960 --> 01:38:47.380
Seen I can't wait for all the white women to
2073
01:38:47.420 --> 01:38:51.000
line up to work there are you okay Room 5
2074
01:38:51.000 --> 01:38:53.039
is okay for you to go knuckles up on.
2075
01:38:53.779 --> 01:38:55.890
Enjoy it. I know you've had a hard day of
2076
01:38:56.050 --> 01:38:57.069
digging through trash.
2077
01:38:58.970 --> 01:39:05.090
It's so gross. We have the female Sully Sullenberger. Did
2078
01:39:05.130 --> 01:39:09.340
you see this woman is a flight instructor and she
2079
01:39:09.409 --> 01:39:11.479
suffered an engine failure. Now, she's not in a large.
2080
01:39:11.520 --> 01:39:13.060
Now, Johnny, real quick. Someone brought this up.
2081
01:39:13.500 --> 01:39:13.699
Yeah?
2082
01:39:13.960 --> 01:39:16.359
Like, there were the porno theaters that used to be
2083
01:39:16.420 --> 01:39:17.140
big in LA.
2084
01:39:17.779 --> 01:39:17.939
Right.
2085
01:39:18.119 --> 01:39:21.170
And they still have some. Go there.
2086
01:39:21.189 --> 01:39:24.189
Yeah, but they cost money. The homeless don't have money.
2087
01:39:24.689 --> 01:39:24.989
Why?
2088
01:39:25.180 --> 01:39:28.539
Listen, dude, you should be able to not without money. Sorry,
2089
01:39:28.640 --> 01:39:32.539
that should be, again, a bare minimum. You want to
2090
01:39:32.600 --> 01:39:33.699
not get a job.
2091
01:39:35.260 --> 01:39:36.260
You know they're not going to do that.
2092
01:39:37.819 --> 01:39:40.470
And by the way, when they arrest guys in those things,
2093
01:39:42.149 --> 01:39:43.409
that's what they should do it.
2094
01:39:44.989 --> 01:39:47.710
Oh, no, nobody should be arrested for jerking off in
2095
01:39:47.750 --> 01:39:48.529
an adult theater.
2096
01:39:48.529 --> 01:39:53.100
100%. Nobody. Nobody, dude.
2097
01:39:53.140 --> 01:39:53.300
No.
2098
01:39:54.140 --> 01:39:56.159
Let them pound the putt in peace.
2099
01:39:57.479 --> 01:40:01.760
Remember that old actor that was in like waiting for
2100
01:40:01.819 --> 01:40:02.760
Guffman who was right.
2101
01:40:03.100 --> 01:40:05.140
Fred something or whatever his name was.
2102
01:40:06.739 --> 01:40:07.020
Yeah.
2103
01:40:07.079 --> 01:40:10.640
Fred Willard got busted pounding his putt in there. And
2104
01:40:10.720 --> 01:40:13.739
everyone mocked him. I'm like, I guarantee it. That guy
2105
01:40:13.760 --> 01:40:16.920
just wants to pound his pud. His wife won't freaking live.
2106
01:40:17.439 --> 01:40:18.399
Right? It won't leave.
2107
01:40:18.699 --> 01:40:21.390
She's talking to him a million times all day. And
2108
01:40:21.430 --> 01:40:23.390
he's just like, can I just have two minutes to
2109
01:40:23.449 --> 01:40:24.289
pound my pud?
2110
01:40:24.630 --> 01:40:27.529
I'm in a million movies. You don't have to work, lady.
2111
01:40:27.810 --> 01:40:29.069
Just let me go pound my pud.
2112
01:40:30.069 --> 01:40:34.270
That's the move, man. This woman is a hero. She
2113
01:40:34.810 --> 01:40:37.840
suffered an engine failure. Check this video out, dude. This
2114
01:40:37.899 --> 01:40:40.920
is amazing. This airplane had an engine failure. And this
2115
01:40:41.000 --> 01:40:45.220
woman realizes she's a flight instructor, 21 years old, realizes
2116
01:40:45.279 --> 01:40:48.699
that she can only safely land on the 10 freeway, bro.
2117
01:40:49.100 --> 01:40:49.899
Check this out.
2118
01:40:51.729 --> 01:40:54.510
Your old flight instructor is being credited with saving. Oh,
2119
01:40:54.569 --> 01:40:57.310
she had to, she had to miss that too.
2120
01:40:57.789 --> 01:40:58.710
The Florida highway.
2121
01:40:58.810 --> 01:40:59.909
We would like to go ahead.
2122
01:40:59.930 --> 01:41:01.369
Florida.
2123
01:41:02.100 --> 01:41:05.460
Emily Shelton was able to land this small aircraft on
2124
01:41:05.560 --> 01:41:09.659
interstate 10 after reporting the plane had experienced mechanical problems.
2125
01:41:10.489 --> 01:41:12.520
And Tyler, this is 4162. We're going to keep it
2126
01:41:12.560 --> 01:41:14.579
high for now, but we do now have burning oil
2127
01:41:14.640 --> 01:41:15.479
smell in the cockpit.
2128
01:41:17.039 --> 01:41:18.079
Burning oil smell?
2129
01:41:18.680 --> 01:41:20.779
Yeah, our oil pressure is dropping down into the red,
2130
01:41:20.819 --> 01:41:22.859
and we do have fumes in the cockpit from the oil.
2131
01:41:23.600 --> 01:41:23.840
Roger.
2132
01:41:24.699 --> 01:41:25.140
Roger.
2133
01:41:25.500 --> 01:41:28.670
And the red for Warrior 4162? It's completely in the
2134
01:41:28.829 --> 01:41:31.510
red for 622. We would like to go ahead and
2135
01:41:31.529 --> 01:41:32.350
declare an emergency for 4162.
2136
01:41:32.329 --> 01:41:32.590
For 4162, right.
2137
01:41:32.630 --> 01:41:34.729
And 622 is losing our engine.
2138
01:41:34.729 --> 01:41:42.270
4162 left. He's way too calm.
2139
01:41:43.270 --> 01:41:45.170
We are not making the airport. We're going down on I-10.
2140
01:41:46.369 --> 01:41:47.920
Are you still here for 162? 162, I got you.
2141
01:41:48.140 --> 01:41:48.880
Loud and clear.
2142
01:41:48.899 --> 01:41:49.399
What do you need?
2143
01:41:49.409 --> 01:41:50.250
Just want to.
2144
01:41:50.439 --> 01:41:52.399
Let you know we are lined up with I-10 trying
2145
01:41:52.439 --> 01:41:53.439
to avoid the cars.
2146
01:41:53.819 --> 01:41:56.279
We also spoke to a truck driver who witnessed the
2147
01:41:56.319 --> 01:41:58.659
incident and recorded it on his dashcam.
2148
01:41:58.840 --> 01:42:03.680
I've been driving trucks now for 28 years and right now.
2149
01:42:03.520 --> 01:42:06.800
That has topped the list and some of the craziest
2150
01:42:06.859 --> 01:42:07.699
things I've seen.
2151
01:42:07.720 --> 01:42:13.029
I saw a shadow up ahead of me. And I'm like, what,
2152
01:42:13.090 --> 01:42:13.670
what is that?
2153
01:42:13.770 --> 01:42:16.369
I took my foot off the, off the gas and
2154
01:42:17.609 --> 01:42:19.199
that caused my truck to slow down.
2155
01:42:19.420 --> 01:42:21.850
And yeah, I did.
2156
01:42:22.600 --> 01:42:22.760
Bro.
2157
01:42:22.800 --> 01:42:23.199
That's great.
2158
01:42:23.220 --> 01:42:25.279
If you're listening, if you're listening at home, the plane
2159
01:42:25.779 --> 01:42:29.380
goes under the freeway sign, which is one of those
2160
01:42:29.479 --> 01:42:33.569
ones that's like over the highway, two lanes and the
2161
01:42:33.590 --> 01:42:37.489
plane ducks whips under it, just narrowly misses it and
2162
01:42:37.510 --> 01:42:42.149
lands on the freeway safely. Didn't hurt anyone. Everybody was safe. Crazy.
2163
01:42:43.069 --> 01:42:49.020
Crazy. Yeah. Wasn't that cool? That was cool. That was cool.
2164
01:42:49.039 --> 01:42:51.079
From female heroes to ungrateful.
2165
01:42:51.119 --> 01:42:52.840
I wonder if she's going to start an OnlyFans.
2166
01:42:53.779 --> 01:42:54.880
She should, yeah.
2167
01:42:54.920 --> 01:42:57.340
Hey, you want to see the chick who landed the plane?
2168
01:43:00.510 --> 01:43:02.250
Jay jay kwan love or whatever his name is he
2169
01:43:02.270 --> 01:43:04.750
tried to uh cameo put out the dm he sent
2170
01:43:04.789 --> 01:43:07.229
them he was like listen i play for the 49ers
2171
01:43:07.300 --> 01:43:09.579
i would be willing to join cameo uh i couldn't
2172
01:43:09.659 --> 01:43:14.340
accept less than five thousand dollars for a cameo like
2173
01:43:14.380 --> 01:43:17.479
what is what he just they must just be blanketing
2174
01:43:17.560 --> 01:43:19.020
like everybody.
2175
01:43:18.579 --> 01:43:22.180
Who would ever buy that it doesn't make any sense
2176
01:43:22.199 --> 01:43:24.140
this guy plays for the 49ers i've never heard of
2177
01:43:24.199 --> 01:43:26.060
him dude he's got a 49ers helmet.
2178
01:43:28.859 --> 01:43:31.579
And someone else said this. Why didn't they just Google
2179
01:43:31.619 --> 01:43:32.380
the roster?
2180
01:43:33.079 --> 01:43:35.159
That's the, well, he had a great line for that.
2181
01:43:35.220 --> 01:43:37.140
Somebody kind of pressed him on that, like his barber
2182
01:43:37.199 --> 01:43:42.619
or something. And his line was that, okay, he had
2183
01:43:42.659 --> 01:43:47.439
made the team, but he broke his finger. So they
2184
01:43:47.560 --> 01:43:51.739
couldn't cut him or he could, he stayed under contract
2185
01:43:52.260 --> 01:43:54.899
because he was injured. So he was like waved injured
2186
01:43:54.979 --> 01:43:57.319
and then brought back to the practice squad. So he
2187
01:43:57.380 --> 01:44:00.800
wasn't on the roster, but the practice squad gets published too.
2188
01:44:01.119 --> 01:44:01.800
That would be a record.
2189
01:44:01.819 --> 01:44:02.920
I mean, they're just idiots.
2190
01:44:03.060 --> 01:44:04.270
You just have to be dumb to believe that.
2191
01:44:04.279 --> 01:44:07.949
Johnny, look at this dude. This is, this is a, yeah,
2192
01:44:07.970 --> 01:44:12.069
here we go. Put this up. Rick Springfield at 77.
2193
01:44:12.069 --> 01:44:13.810
Oh, he looks amazing. I saw this.
2194
01:44:13.850 --> 01:44:14.090
Yeah.
2195
01:44:14.109 --> 01:44:14.890
It's crazy, dude.
2196
01:44:15.210 --> 01:44:17.869
What are you doing, bro? What do you mean? He
2197
01:44:17.890 --> 01:44:18.609
looks incredible.
2198
01:44:18.829 --> 01:44:20.840
I know, but what are you doing to look like
2199
01:44:20.850 --> 01:44:22.619
that at 77?
2200
01:44:22.619 --> 01:44:24.260
It's mango to mars.com, bro.
2201
01:44:24.909 --> 01:44:27.949
Men go to Mars, dude? Rick Springfield, he should write
2202
01:44:27.970 --> 01:44:28.770
a song about that. Mars men, yeah.
2203
01:44:29.170 --> 01:44:33.210
Mars men, this is how I have rock hard abs
2204
01:44:33.550 --> 01:44:35.029
and perky little tits.
2205
01:44:35.569 --> 01:44:38.329
Ladies, my girlfriend's 26.
2206
01:44:38.329 --> 01:44:41.689
77. Bro, he is like Trump's age for the first term.
2207
01:44:42.800 --> 01:44:46.539
That's crazy. Good for him. I heard he's a total
2208
01:44:46.579 --> 01:44:47.920
dickhead from several people.
2209
01:44:48.000 --> 01:44:51.680
I'd be a dickhead too if I looked 30 at 77.
2210
01:44:51.939 --> 01:44:52.619
That's cool, man.
2211
01:44:52.880 --> 01:44:53.319
If you could.
2212
01:44:53.399 --> 01:44:56.020
Okay, so I know you're against living a long time generally,
2213
01:44:56.060 --> 01:44:57.949
but if you could live a long time like that,
2214
01:44:58.310 --> 01:44:58.890
would you want to?
2215
01:44:58.970 --> 01:45:01.369
I mean, I'm at 53, and I already look like garbage.
2216
01:45:01.430 --> 01:45:03.510
No, but I'm saying, like, if you were Rick Springfield,
2217
01:45:03.529 --> 01:45:06.449
you probably... You would be like, I could go for 90, right?
2218
01:45:06.529 --> 01:45:06.909
Don't you think?
2219
01:45:07.050 --> 01:45:07.850
I mean, if you have.
2220
01:45:07.770 --> 01:45:11.109
Your wits, like, you're together enough that your black nurse
2221
01:45:11.149 --> 01:45:15.020
can't steal your house, like, and you can put it together, yeah, sure,
2222
01:45:15.039 --> 01:45:15.520
go for it.
2223
01:45:16.000 --> 01:45:16.800
Okay.
2224
01:45:16.859 --> 01:45:17.079
So.
2225
01:45:17.850 --> 01:45:20.649
We went from a female hero to an ungrateful female
2226
01:45:20.689 --> 01:45:23.569
bitch here. Stephen A. Smith's been doing the rounds, and
2227
01:45:23.609 --> 01:45:27.739
he just got a spanking from Jemele Hill and Kari
2228
01:45:27.779 --> 01:45:31.699
Champion on this. Watch just how much.
2229
01:45:33.479 --> 01:45:34.119
She sucks, dude.
2230
01:45:34.140 --> 01:45:35.090
Just an ungrateful bitch.
2231
01:45:37.090 --> 01:45:40.520
Neither did you. It, Bayless, did not want to hire you.
2232
01:45:40.619 --> 01:45:42.159
Neither did you. That's not true.
2233
01:45:42.460 --> 01:45:44.399
I didn't like the idea of you acting like you
2234
01:45:44.460 --> 01:45:47.060
plucked me out of obscurity and ignoring all of the
2235
01:45:47.100 --> 01:45:48.840
hard work that I put to get into that point.
2236
01:45:48.859 --> 01:45:51.899
Terry Champion, before I open my mouth, I want you
2237
01:45:52.020 --> 01:45:55.079
on camera to give me permission to tell.
2238
01:45:54.979 --> 01:45:58.760
Your business about what happened. Go right ahead. You wanted
2239
01:45:58.939 --> 01:46:02.710
the job for... center you wanted to come back.
2240
01:46:02.600 --> 01:46:05.680
That is not true steven a i know you lying
2241
01:46:05.939 --> 01:46:08.899
that is not true we are disagreeing right.
2242
01:46:08.720 --> 01:46:11.319
Now we'll disagree because let me tell you i don't
2243
01:46:11.479 --> 01:46:16.020
i never neither do i there's no good people in
2244
01:46:16.060 --> 01:46:20.340
this story no no no there's no good people no.
2245
01:46:21.140 --> 01:46:23.260
That's the end of the video yeah there's no.
2246
01:46:23.159 --> 01:46:25.479
Good people in this story there's no one who's the
2247
01:46:25.520 --> 01:46:27.239
good guy and you should be rooting for.
2248
01:46:28.460 --> 01:46:31.060
The two chicks got.
2249
01:46:30.640 --> 01:46:34.859
Fired because they went so woke that they were driving
2250
01:46:35.529 --> 01:46:36.590
all the business away.
2251
01:46:36.970 --> 01:46:39.250
And the whole video, I would play the rest of it,
2252
01:46:39.310 --> 01:46:44.130
but it'll just infuriate you. It's Jemele Hill and Carrie Champion.
2253
01:46:44.470 --> 01:46:46.189
Carrie Champion is so hot.
2254
01:46:46.529 --> 01:46:47.960
Oh, she's so hot.
2255
01:46:48.420 --> 01:46:51.600
She goes from a nine to a two every time
2256
01:46:51.640 --> 01:46:52.199
she talks.
2257
01:46:52.979 --> 01:46:56.659
They're talking to him about how he's not repping the community.
2258
01:46:56.699 --> 01:46:57.880
They keep calling it black people.
2259
01:46:57.899 --> 01:47:00.810
I'm so over that shit. Like, I'm so over it.
2260
01:47:01.760 --> 01:47:02.640
It's just stupid.
2261
01:47:02.939 --> 01:47:04.840
I mean, he got her the job, it sounds like.
2262
01:47:04.979 --> 01:47:07.479
And then she's like, I hated the idea that you
2263
01:47:07.539 --> 01:47:09.779
plucked me from obscurity because I was doing such big
2264
01:47:09.819 --> 01:47:12.810
things before. Like, it doesn't matter.
2265
01:47:13.579 --> 01:47:16.729
And like the notion that like, like you can't get
2266
01:47:16.810 --> 01:47:18.130
plucked and work hard.
2267
01:47:18.489 --> 01:47:19.949
Like we all have to work hard.
2268
01:47:20.289 --> 01:47:23.390
And it takes somebody like a Stephen A. Smith going,
2269
01:47:23.770 --> 01:47:25.930
put that guy on the show. That doesn't mean you
2270
01:47:25.949 --> 01:47:30.460
didn't work hard, but that means like this person put
2271
01:47:30.500 --> 01:47:31.180
you over.
2272
01:47:32.680 --> 01:47:33.039
Totally.
2273
01:47:33.039 --> 01:47:33.779
100%.
2274
01:47:33.779 --> 01:47:36.380
Wrestlers talk about that all the time.
2275
01:47:36.539 --> 01:47:39.699
They call it, you know, putting over. You're putting somebody over.
2276
01:47:40.100 --> 01:47:42.159
And they're all cool with it. Like in pro wrestling,
2277
01:47:42.520 --> 01:47:45.550
when Vince McMahon's going, this is our guy, and everyone
2278
01:47:45.590 --> 01:47:48.210
realizes that this guy blows up, they all make more money,
2279
01:47:48.569 --> 01:47:52.949
the old guys put him over. It's just like, again,
2280
01:47:53.050 --> 01:47:56.640
it's like this chick is just like, you could work
2281
01:47:56.699 --> 01:48:00.840
hard as shit. It doesn't matter unless somebody on the
2282
01:48:00.920 --> 01:48:02.220
inside pulls you up.
2283
01:48:04.859 --> 01:48:07.970
This seems related somehow to.
2284
01:48:08.689 --> 01:48:10.489
I don't care if she wears a wig.
2285
01:48:10.569 --> 01:48:13.609
I like bald bitches. I like bald bitches.
2286
01:48:14.510 --> 01:48:17.810
Lanterns is a show that's actually pretty good, but the
2287
01:48:18.869 --> 01:48:21.680
official podcast on HBO... which featured one of the creators
2288
01:48:21.720 --> 01:48:27.079
of the show, man, it was deep with stupid this week.
2289
01:48:27.779 --> 01:48:31.710
This is some of the... What is her name?
2290
01:48:31.869 --> 01:48:34.449
Hold on. So is this an official podcast?
2291
01:48:34.470 --> 01:48:37.090
This is the official HBO podcast of Lanterns.
2292
01:48:37.149 --> 01:48:38.449
For the show Lanterns.
2293
01:48:38.810 --> 01:48:39.390
For the show.
2294
01:48:39.409 --> 01:48:41.010
Which is about the Green Lantern.
2295
01:48:41.569 --> 01:48:42.449
About the Green Lantern.
2296
01:48:42.470 --> 01:48:42.710
Oh, yeah.
2297
01:48:42.810 --> 01:48:45.430
Is the Green Lantern not gay anymore? Because I know
2298
01:48:45.470 --> 01:48:47.560
like towards the end they had to make somebody gay.
2299
01:48:47.579 --> 01:48:50.079
There's a bunch of different Green Lanterns. So it's it's
2300
01:48:50.140 --> 01:48:53.180
not just one person. There's like different. I mean, like
2301
01:48:53.239 --> 01:48:54.960
it's not when you say Green Lantern, that's like a
2302
01:48:55.000 --> 01:48:59.869
title almost. But so that I think that woman is
2303
01:48:59.890 --> 01:49:03.100
like the producer or the director of the I don't know,
2304
01:49:03.380 --> 01:49:06.819
maybe the showrunner. But anyway, just this is just idiocy.
2305
01:49:07.100 --> 01:49:10.119
Green Lantern was gay, Kim. They made him gay. It
2306
01:49:10.140 --> 01:49:12.149
was a big announcement. I felt bad for him.
2307
01:49:13.859 --> 01:49:15.750
Well, I don't think I mean, the main guy is
2308
01:49:16.449 --> 01:49:18.109
Hal Jordan in this show. I don't think he's gay,
2309
01:49:18.350 --> 01:49:19.229
but we'll see.
2310
01:49:20.899 --> 01:49:22.500
The genius thing that I want to talk about of
2311
01:49:22.560 --> 01:49:25.060
this episode is framing this through the lens of a
2312
01:49:25.100 --> 01:49:28.970
job interview, right? This doesn't happen. People don't get interviewed
2313
01:49:29.029 --> 01:49:32.130
for the lantern role. But as a Black man, as
2314
01:49:32.149 --> 01:49:34.750
a Black person being in an interview, that's like one
2315
01:49:34.770 --> 01:49:36.850
of our worst nightmares, being in a position where you're
2316
01:49:36.869 --> 01:49:40.989
being judged by a white person and being like, so
2317
01:49:41.010 --> 01:49:42.409
what makes you good for the job?
2318
01:49:42.449 --> 01:49:42.840
Yeah.
2319
01:49:42.939 --> 01:49:45.899
So there's a dance that they're doing the entire episode.
2320
01:49:46.399 --> 01:49:48.920
where John is trying to show that I am exactly
2321
01:49:48.979 --> 01:49:50.819
who I said that I am, but I'm also the
2322
01:49:50.859 --> 01:49:52.979
man for the job. And I feel like so many
2323
01:49:53.020 --> 01:49:56.840
black people have to do that. We have to do that,
2324
01:49:56.859 --> 01:50:00.260
which is like, I am exactly all of the things
2325
01:50:00.279 --> 01:50:02.659
that you want me to be, but I also know
2326
01:50:02.680 --> 01:50:05.899
that you probably don't want all of me because I'm black.
2327
01:50:06.119 --> 01:50:08.930
So I'm kind of doing a little dance to see
2328
01:50:08.949 --> 01:50:10.510
which part of me it is that you want.
2329
01:50:10.529 --> 01:50:11.170
Unbelievable, dude.
2330
01:50:13.609 --> 01:50:16.090
In case that sheds a bad light on things, I'm
2331
01:50:16.109 --> 01:50:18.229
going to hold that here. Or just in case you
2332
01:50:18.250 --> 01:50:21.010
might think that I'm not somebody who can follow instructions.
2333
01:50:22.109 --> 01:50:22.390
Okay.
2334
01:50:23.609 --> 01:50:23.890
All right.
2335
01:50:24.770 --> 01:50:30.449
Every single job interview is you trying to prove you're
2336
01:50:30.510 --> 01:50:31.449
good for the job.
2337
01:50:32.630 --> 01:50:35.670
Right? I mean, what is she talking about?
2338
01:50:38.180 --> 01:50:40.600
Person says how and john are gay it's alan scott
2339
01:50:40.720 --> 01:50:43.380
that green lantern in the comics so there's your answer
2340
01:50:43.460 --> 01:50:44.930
from an official nerd trash.
2341
01:50:44.729 --> 01:50:48.569
How many gay i made green there's three green lanterns.
2342
01:50:48.109 --> 01:50:50.470
There's million there's like all over the universe there's green
2343
01:50:50.510 --> 01:50:52.670
lanterns there's like dozens of them i don't know there's
2344
01:50:52.710 --> 01:50:53.090
a shit.
2345
01:50:52.949 --> 01:50:55.810
Ton okay so at least one 10 out of 100
2346
01:50:55.810 --> 01:50:57.229
gonna be gay.
2347
01:50:58.340 --> 01:51:00.460
Good point good point but.
2348
01:51:00.359 --> 01:51:02.560
Yeah i wonder when you meet somebody even when you're
2349
01:51:02.579 --> 01:51:04.779
about to fight me be like dude stop.
2350
01:51:06.199 --> 01:51:08.510
I'm the Green Lantern. Not one of the gay ones, either.
2351
01:51:08.590 --> 01:51:12.170
I'm one of the straight ones.
2352
01:51:12.210 --> 01:51:15.750
I'm not the gay one. That guy, he's not here today, okay?
2353
01:51:16.350 --> 01:51:17.770
I'm a Green Lantern that's not gay.
2354
01:51:18.430 --> 01:51:21.210
Unclenched citizen. I am not the gay Green Lantern. No
2355
01:51:21.250 --> 01:51:22.409
fear of your bunghole being.
2356
01:51:23.670 --> 01:51:26.609
It's this thing that when your life is really good,
2357
01:51:27.020 --> 01:51:30.180
you feel guilty about it. It's what happened to Chris Rock.
2358
01:51:30.939 --> 01:51:34.119
Chris Rock was crushing it. He was not doing well.
2359
01:51:34.590 --> 01:51:37.550
And then he was going to only be given a
2360
01:51:37.630 --> 01:51:41.850
half an hour special on HBO. And he went out
2361
01:51:42.729 --> 01:51:45.270
and he crushed so hard that they gave him an
2362
01:51:45.310 --> 01:51:50.739
hour special. And the joke that blew him up was
2363
01:51:51.140 --> 01:51:52.760
white people don't hate black people.
2364
01:51:52.800 --> 01:51:53.680
They hate N-words.
2365
01:51:54.279 --> 01:51:54.460
Yes.
2366
01:51:55.520 --> 01:51:58.489
And he blew up off that. And then, I don't know,
2367
01:51:58.550 --> 01:51:59.350
because he was.
2368
01:51:59.310 --> 01:52:04.510
A Jeffrey Epstein puppet or something, he ends up going
2369
01:52:04.569 --> 01:52:07.069
super woke and his comedy has never been the same.
2370
01:52:08.649 --> 01:52:09.909
There's nothing worse.
2371
01:52:10.270 --> 01:52:12.770
It's the same thing Chelsea's doing right now. Trying to
2372
01:52:12.789 --> 01:52:16.699
convince everybody it's hard for female comics to talk about
2373
01:52:17.199 --> 01:52:18.420
their vaginas on stage.
2374
01:52:20.300 --> 01:52:21.899
And it's all these chicks are talking about.
2375
01:52:21.939 --> 01:52:24.619
And that's, listen, and when I bring that up about
2376
01:52:25.060 --> 01:52:27.529
things that everybody's doing on stage, it's not that I'm
2377
01:52:27.569 --> 01:52:29.000
saying they shouldn't do it.
2378
01:52:29.109 --> 01:52:30.250
Do it. I don't give a shit.
2379
01:52:30.310 --> 01:52:32.430
Do whatever you have to do to get it going.
2380
01:52:32.449 --> 01:52:35.489
As long as you're not stealing jokes or being a
2381
01:52:35.550 --> 01:52:37.949
piece of shit, I don't really care what you do
2382
01:52:38.010 --> 01:52:40.600
on stage. It's your stage time. Become the comic you
2383
01:52:40.640 --> 01:52:42.539
want to be. I don't give a shit.
2384
01:52:43.159 --> 01:52:47.470
All right? I don't care. But Chelsea Handler said, Every
2385
01:52:47.529 --> 01:52:50.250
interview she does, she has to say two things. One,
2386
01:52:50.289 --> 01:52:54.500
she's hot. Nobody thinks that anymore. And that's okay. Michael
2387
01:52:54.520 --> 01:52:57.800
Jordan was one of the greatest athletes ever. Not that anymore.
2388
01:52:58.100 --> 01:53:00.020
Doesn't mean he wouldn't come and whoop both of our
2389
01:53:00.119 --> 01:53:02.060
asses in one-on-one or two-on-one.
2390
01:53:02.659 --> 01:53:03.329
Still great.
2391
01:53:03.710 --> 01:53:05.829
Just not the Michael Jordan that we all fell in
2392
01:53:05.850 --> 01:53:10.310
love with. You lose your athleticism. Once you use your youth,
2393
01:53:10.470 --> 01:53:13.710
and for men it's athleticism, and for women it's fertility.
2394
01:53:14.510 --> 01:53:16.810
Once you lose that, the game changes.
2395
01:53:17.010 --> 01:53:20.189
Doesn't mean you're not attractive or for a 60-year-old, you're
2396
01:53:20.210 --> 01:53:20.989
not athletic.
2397
01:53:21.409 --> 01:53:24.649
You're just not as youthful as a 22-year-old.
2398
01:53:25.310 --> 01:53:28.239
And like, dude, most of the young female comedy right
2399
01:53:28.279 --> 01:53:32.939
now is phone sex on stage because women find it
2400
01:53:32.979 --> 01:53:35.779
empowering because they love to convince themselves they have sex
2401
01:53:35.819 --> 01:53:36.720
against all odds.
2402
01:53:37.279 --> 01:53:41.930
And then, you know, and guys, it's, and guys just
2403
01:53:41.970 --> 01:53:43.510
love hearing girls talk dirty.
2404
01:53:44.489 --> 01:53:47.810
We actually tend to pay for that per minute, like
2405
01:53:47.810 --> 01:53:50.149
$ 3 a minute to hear women say nasty shit.
2406
01:53:51.250 --> 01:53:52.270
It's just the way it is.
2407
01:53:53.529 --> 01:53:55.989
So for this chick who's working on Green Lantern to
2408
01:53:56.090 --> 01:54:01.800
act like having a job interview is like oppression when
2409
01:54:02.119 --> 01:54:03.340
everyone has to do it.
2410
01:54:05.300 --> 01:54:07.939
Here's the thing I would ask then. Do you think
2411
01:54:08.859 --> 01:54:12.119
that white people like job interviews. Like we're all just like,
2412
01:54:12.199 --> 01:54:13.359
oh boy, I can't wait to go in and ace
2413
01:54:13.439 --> 01:54:13.939
this job.
2414
01:54:14.000 --> 01:54:14.510
I love it.
2415
01:54:14.699 --> 01:54:17.579
It's, it's this thing that black people think black people
2416
01:54:17.619 --> 01:54:20.590
literally think it's like Dave Chappelle's or Eddie Murphy's old
2417
01:54:20.619 --> 01:54:23.010
bit where they, they dress up like white people and
2418
01:54:23.069 --> 01:54:25.130
white face and they go to the bank and the
2419
01:54:25.189 --> 01:54:25.970
bank just gives them 50.
2420
01:54:25.949 --> 01:54:27.090
That's what that's.
2421
01:54:28.090 --> 01:54:30.130
Like, do you think that we're just all, we can't
2422
01:54:30.189 --> 01:54:32.630
wait to go in and ace the interview, bro.
2423
01:54:32.670 --> 01:54:35.409
We don't even want the job. We just want to
2424
01:54:35.430 --> 01:54:36.050
do interviews.
2425
01:54:36.350 --> 01:54:36.770
Yeah, dude.
2426
01:54:36.810 --> 01:54:39.670
I'm like, you're hired. No, thank you. I got three
2427
01:54:39.689 --> 01:54:43.159
interviews tomorrow. Right.
2428
01:54:43.319 --> 01:54:45.279
Like what, what kind of life do you, I, I,
2429
01:54:45.699 --> 01:54:47.819
I think there's that grass is greener kind of thing
2430
01:54:47.880 --> 01:54:49.119
and it applies to this.
2431
01:54:49.220 --> 01:54:52.399
It's just, no one wants to admit they have it good.
2432
01:54:54.760 --> 01:54:55.439
Like no one.
2433
01:54:55.680 --> 01:54:55.880
Yeah.
2434
01:54:55.939 --> 01:54:57.060
I've only heard one comic.
2435
01:54:58.189 --> 01:55:01.550
Ever, or one famous person ever say they showed up
2436
01:55:01.630 --> 01:55:03.869
and they were famous out the gate. And that was
2437
01:55:03.970 --> 01:55:08.630
Jack Black, whose mom worked with, like, fucking the military or.
2438
01:55:08.649 --> 01:55:13.420
Fucking space, some space group. He was juiced in. Nepo baby.
2439
01:55:13.739 --> 01:55:14.060
Fine.
2440
01:55:14.159 --> 01:55:18.060
Who cares? Guy's a great entertainer. I don't give a shit. Okay?
2441
01:55:19.310 --> 01:55:21.229
But it's like, he's the only one I've ever heard that.
2442
01:55:21.310 --> 01:55:25.210
Jewel's trying to convince us she had to fight and
2443
01:55:25.310 --> 01:55:28.609
scrap for her opportunities because one night she had to
2444
01:55:28.649 --> 01:55:31.500
sleep in her car. Hot blonde chick with a fat
2445
01:55:31.560 --> 01:55:33.600
rack had to sleep in her car. Sounds like you
2446
01:55:33.640 --> 01:55:37.460
chose to do that. You could have slept anywhere. It's
2447
01:55:37.479 --> 01:55:39.220
like when you see hot chicks waiting for the bus
2448
01:55:39.300 --> 01:55:43.060
and like, you're just stubborn. You're just being stubborn.
2449
01:55:45.600 --> 01:55:47.550
Yeah. Yeah.
2450
01:55:47.770 --> 01:55:48.069
Yeah.
2451
01:55:48.109 --> 01:55:48.289
Yeah.
2452
01:55:49.000 --> 01:55:51.180
It's just dumb. It's just a dumb, like I.
2453
01:55:51.380 --> 01:55:53.859
Jordan Jensen is fire.
2454
01:55:54.239 --> 01:55:57.119
Jordan Jensen, who is from the six Oh seven.
2455
01:55:57.819 --> 01:56:02.010
It was just in the chat. Jordan Jensen is, I
2456
01:56:02.050 --> 01:56:05.909
saw Jordan Jensen. Well, I remember the first time I was, well,
2457
01:56:05.970 --> 01:56:10.609
we're bringing up female comics. Jordan Jensen's absolutely phenomenal. She's,
2458
01:56:11.329 --> 01:56:14.250
she's an absolute all time banger, dude.
2459
01:56:15.039 --> 01:56:18.779
Hey, if you're listening right now, please help us. You
2460
01:56:18.810 --> 01:56:20.869
guys really helped us last week by just commenting nice things.
2461
01:56:22.949 --> 01:56:25.529
If you could hit that hype button, that helps, I guess.
2462
01:56:25.609 --> 01:56:29.069
Like the video. Subscribe. Unsubscribe. You check to see if
2463
01:56:29.090 --> 01:56:31.670
you're subscribed. Have you ever heard Tucker's line on this,
2464
01:56:31.710 --> 01:56:34.340
by the way? He has this thing that's brilliant. He
2465
01:56:34.380 --> 01:56:36.920
goes on this five-minute rant about how subscribing to his
2466
01:56:36.939 --> 01:56:39.159
channel is the best thing you can do for humanity,
2467
01:56:39.539 --> 01:56:42.579
and it's really convincing. I wish we had a similar line.
2468
01:56:42.619 --> 01:56:43.310
Maybe I should record it.
2469
01:56:43.340 --> 01:56:45.970
You're going to make america better you're just.
2470
01:56:45.890 --> 01:56:48.310
Gonna do it it's something like yeah it's like that's
2471
01:56:48.350 --> 01:56:50.350
like if you want to fight the algorithm and uh
2472
01:56:50.569 --> 01:56:53.560
establish that this is the kind of content that youtube
2473
01:56:53.640 --> 01:56:56.760
should be putting out there for americans uh you should
2474
01:56:56.840 --> 01:56:59.020
yeah i mean.
2475
01:56:58.840 --> 01:57:01.140
Please do with our show that'd be nice johnny i
2476
01:57:01.180 --> 01:57:02.619
gotta jump off i really do i.
2477
01:57:03.300 --> 01:57:05.699
Gotta jump off what are you sitting on something no
2478
01:57:05.739 --> 01:57:10.210
i gotta go you gotta leave yeah right now yeah Okay,
2479
01:57:10.229 --> 01:57:11.750
we're not going to do the ad.
2480
01:57:11.750 --> 01:57:14.329
Can you do the super chats and then do whatever
2481
01:57:14.390 --> 01:57:15.750
gay stories you want to finish with?
2482
01:57:16.529 --> 01:57:17.409
Okay. All right.
2483
01:57:17.829 --> 01:57:18.069
Bye.
2484
01:57:18.270 --> 01:57:21.859
Bye, Sam. Bye, everybody else that's going to leave now. Also.
2485
01:57:22.739 --> 01:57:24.460
You can't read the super chats? Okay.
2486
01:57:24.720 --> 01:57:26.260
Oh, you're going to do them while you're still here?
2487
01:57:26.279 --> 01:57:26.520
Okay.
2488
01:57:26.539 --> 01:57:27.840
Yeah, I'll do it while I'm here.
2489
01:57:27.859 --> 01:57:31.279
Okay. Night Jerk says, here's my lunch money.
2490
01:57:31.300 --> 01:57:34.850
I love that. Night Jerk. That is great, dude.
2491
01:57:35.279 --> 01:57:37.560
I would have just spent it on gas station, hot dogs,
2492
01:57:37.619 --> 01:57:39.560
mustard only. That's disgusting. Mustard.
2493
01:57:39.600 --> 01:57:41.609
How do you know where they, which one it is?
2494
01:57:42.609 --> 01:57:42.789
What?
2495
01:57:43.670 --> 01:57:46.489
Where, where are you finding? I can't find these things.
2496
01:57:46.510 --> 01:57:48.689
I don't know what you're talking about. Just Haley says, uh,
2497
01:57:48.729 --> 01:57:52.069
Sam's mustache is just the arm, arm of five o'clock shadow.
2498
01:57:52.670 --> 01:57:53.560
Fair enough.
2499
01:57:53.600 --> 01:57:53.899
Dude.
2500
01:57:54.880 --> 01:57:58.739
Uh, MF and Damien says, uh, if Hojay Simpson is
2501
01:57:58.800 --> 01:58:02.560
found innocent because this Hojay Simpson, that's very funny because
2502
01:58:02.619 --> 01:58:05.359
the psych meds did it in quotes. Uh, wouldn't that
2503
01:58:05.479 --> 01:58:08.529
exonerate every school shooter of the last 20 years? That's 100%.
2504
01:58:09.239 --> 01:58:14.479
percent good point uh night jerk returns he says uh
2505
01:58:14.520 --> 01:58:17.680
curious to know night jerk both of your thoughts on
2506
01:58:17.720 --> 01:58:20.479
the recent time square stabbing by that dual blade wielding
2507
01:58:20.500 --> 01:58:22.819
brown beast so here's the rest of my lunch money
2508
01:58:23.279 --> 01:58:25.470
oh yeah that was that that mexican lady with those
2509
01:58:25.510 --> 01:58:29.020
knives just looking crazy as shit Oh.
2510
01:58:28.920 --> 01:58:33.760
Yeah, dude. Yeah. And it's like, people are just sitting
2511
01:58:33.779 --> 01:58:35.779
around filming. Like, what are we doing here?
2512
01:58:36.399 --> 01:58:36.760
Yeah.
2513
01:58:36.819 --> 01:58:36.939
Yeah.
2514
01:58:36.960 --> 01:58:39.420
There's something like, if you have a camera between you
2515
01:58:39.460 --> 01:58:41.939
and the horrible thing that you think that it can't happen,
2516
01:58:42.140 --> 01:58:43.100
you know, like you can't.
2517
01:58:43.920 --> 01:58:45.920
And she just went up and stabbed a banker.
2518
01:58:45.939 --> 01:58:47.149
Yeah.
2519
01:58:47.189 --> 01:58:47.310
Yeah.
2520
01:58:47.359 --> 01:58:50.770
One guy died and the other person got random. Oh yeah.
2521
01:58:50.930 --> 01:58:51.229
Maybe not.
2522
01:58:51.250 --> 01:58:54.350
And like, how slow is that attack? That giant iceberg
2523
01:58:54.409 --> 01:58:55.310
of Latina.
2524
01:58:56.229 --> 01:58:56.750
That's a good point.
2525
01:58:56.770 --> 01:58:59.649
Like, dude, as soon as those knives come out, Johnny,
2526
01:59:00.130 --> 01:59:02.140
I got a black belt. You know that, right? I
2527
01:59:02.149 --> 01:59:04.539
got a black belt in running for my life, right?
2528
01:59:04.979 --> 01:59:07.640
As soon as those knives come out, I'm hauling, dude.
2529
01:59:07.680 --> 01:59:08.199
Go on, dude.
2530
01:59:08.260 --> 01:59:08.479
Yeah.
2531
01:59:08.760 --> 01:59:09.020
Yeah.
2532
01:59:09.119 --> 01:59:11.579
The only way I'm staying is if my kid's far
2533
01:59:11.600 --> 01:59:12.880
away and I go grab her.
2534
01:59:13.359 --> 01:59:15.359
You don't even have to haul it. Yeah, you just
2535
01:59:15.430 --> 01:59:16.789
walk backwards kind of fast.
2536
01:59:16.810 --> 01:59:19.729
Yeah, just power walk. Her fat ass ain't going to
2537
01:59:19.750 --> 01:59:20.210
catch you.
2538
01:59:20.529 --> 01:59:22.569
No, she's like the Titanic. It takes like 10 minutes
2539
01:59:22.609 --> 01:59:24.850
to turn. I mean, it's not. That's a big woman.
2540
01:59:24.890 --> 01:59:28.850
ZP5502 says, just finished the last episode. Wanted to hear
2541
01:59:28.869 --> 01:59:30.789
what you guys think about the Channel 5 interview with
2542
01:59:30.850 --> 01:59:33.560
Reckless Ben and the CIA's very own Courtney Love making
2543
01:59:33.569 --> 01:59:37.699
an appearance. She seems very friendly with them. I haven't
2544
01:59:37.739 --> 01:59:38.340
seen that video.
2545
01:59:38.380 --> 01:59:39.979
I haven't seen that.
2546
01:59:40.779 --> 01:59:46.670
But he is everywhere. Suddenly. Channel 5 or Reckless Ben?
2547
01:59:46.710 --> 01:59:47.840
Both of them, I was going to say.
2548
01:59:48.060 --> 01:59:52.520
They're probably represented by CAA. I know Reckless Ben is.
2549
01:59:52.960 --> 01:59:56.779
But Reckless Ben is doing great work, dude. He is, yeah.
2550
01:59:56.840 --> 01:59:59.600
He does like to put his ball sack out there,
2551
01:59:59.640 --> 02:00:00.779
I will say, about this interview.
2552
02:00:00.859 --> 02:00:03.140
He does, dude, on the chopping block, dude.
2553
02:00:03.460 --> 02:00:05.779
No, I mean, like, look at his short pants. He's
2554
02:00:05.819 --> 02:00:08.470
wearing very short shorts here that I'm uncomfortable with.
2555
02:00:08.649 --> 02:00:10.189
He's got camel toe, dude.
2556
02:00:10.609 --> 02:00:12.649
Look at that Jesus. Is that the Channel 5 Jesus
2557
02:00:12.710 --> 02:00:14.750
painting in the back? I feel like that's probably a little,
2558
02:00:14.770 --> 02:00:18.529
what do you say, tongue-in-cheek, that Jesus painting in the
2559
02:00:18.569 --> 02:00:19.060
back there.
2560
02:00:19.220 --> 02:00:19.720
Probably.
2561
02:00:19.729 --> 02:00:20.640
Of the channel.
2562
02:00:20.699 --> 02:00:23.869
I mean, this guy... I mean, he could have been great,
2563
02:00:24.050 --> 02:00:26.390
and he just sold out to, like, the left.
2564
02:00:26.949 --> 02:00:30.689
Yeah, I've got some doubt about him. It's like 100.
2565
02:00:30.689 --> 02:00:33.350
No one can say. This is my old man.
2566
02:00:33.600 --> 02:00:33.939
Amazing.
2567
02:00:34.060 --> 02:00:34.760
Oh, no way.
2568
02:00:34.779 --> 02:00:36.399
Yeah, John Silbo was here.
2569
02:00:37.159 --> 02:00:38.119
Hi, Anthony.
2570
02:00:38.140 --> 02:00:40.460
You can come on in here, everyone. Great to meet you.
2571
02:00:40.479 --> 02:00:41.960
What up?
2572
02:00:42.020 --> 02:00:43.359
How's it going?
2573
02:00:43.560 --> 02:00:44.920
Yeah, you can be on camera, though.
2574
02:00:45.460 --> 02:00:45.739
Hi.
2575
02:00:46.220 --> 02:00:47.840
Hi, Courtney. I killed people.
2576
02:00:47.880 --> 02:00:49.189
It's so great to meet you.
2577
02:00:50.189 --> 02:00:54.199
I killed people. I'm in trouble.
2578
02:00:54.239 --> 02:00:57.520
This is my old manager's office. Nirvana's old manager, John Silva.
2579
02:00:57.579 --> 02:00:58.460
Do they know her?
2580
02:00:58.539 --> 02:00:59.819
She just walked right in.
2581
02:00:59.840 --> 02:01:03.760
Yeah, this is my old management for 1990.
2582
02:01:03.760 --> 02:01:06.699
She just walked in.
2583
02:01:07.000 --> 02:01:08.689
That's crazy to think about because now it's like a
2584
02:01:08.729 --> 02:01:09.590
ghost town around here.
2585
02:01:09.970 --> 02:01:12.449
Fucking, yeah, I used to come up here all the time.
2586
02:01:13.210 --> 02:01:15.850
Money, drugs, dances.
2587
02:01:16.170 --> 02:01:18.770
I bought the CIA gave me the drugs to bring in.
2588
02:01:20.710 --> 02:01:22.689
By the way, I went to a recovery meeting.
2589
02:01:22.729 --> 02:01:25.630
She was in there. Big bitch, dude. Very tall woman.
2590
02:01:26.270 --> 02:01:26.949
Very tall.
2591
02:01:27.289 --> 02:01:28.729
Oh, you mean physically a big bitch?
2592
02:01:28.770 --> 02:01:31.180
Yeah, tall. Tall, tall, tall.
2593
02:01:31.359 --> 02:01:31.779
Interesting.
2594
02:01:32.659 --> 02:01:35.680
Yeah, boy, that is weird. I know she's a big
2595
02:01:35.720 --> 02:01:37.760
fan of Reckless Ben. We learned that a couple weeks ago.
2596
02:01:37.779 --> 02:01:38.020
Really?
2597
02:01:38.039 --> 02:01:41.319
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was a huge fan of his.
2598
02:01:42.239 --> 02:01:44.390
She was going public with how much she likes him
2599
02:01:44.590 --> 02:01:47.130
and wanted to meet him and stuff. She probably wants to...
2600
02:01:48.279 --> 02:01:53.239
ZP 5502, everything is fabricated. Channel 5's current office space. Yeah,
2601
02:01:53.430 --> 02:01:55.149
this is what we just learned. Yeah, used to be
2602
02:01:55.250 --> 02:01:58.069
Courtney's old manager, John Silva's. Channel 5 is helping with
2603
02:01:58.109 --> 02:02:00.670
Hunter Biden's tour as well. It's all fake and gay.
2604
02:02:01.329 --> 02:02:03.609
It is. Like, why would you help Hunter Biden?
2605
02:02:04.470 --> 02:02:07.989
Doesn't make any sense. Tricky Hickey says, obligatory Ronin stickers, yada, yada,
2606
02:02:08.010 --> 02:02:08.470
come to Alaska.
2607
02:02:08.489 --> 02:02:10.189
All right, I'm going to talk to the guy. You're
2608
02:02:10.289 --> 02:02:11.909
killing me, dude. I'm trying.
2609
02:02:12.390 --> 02:02:15.149
You're killing me by giving me money every week. Why
2610
02:02:15.180 --> 02:02:17.600
are you doing that to me? Uh, boy, this is
2611
02:02:17.640 --> 02:02:19.859
a lot. Can you try to say that name of
2612
02:02:19.899 --> 02:02:21.159
this guy?
2613
02:02:21.199 --> 02:02:24.340
We got.
2614
02:02:26.770 --> 02:02:33.550
A podcaster. I like the idea of Sam. No kids,
2615
02:02:33.630 --> 02:02:34.170
no bids.
2616
02:02:34.170 --> 02:02:34.239
27.
2617
02:02:34.229 --> 02:02:35.050
That's not.
2618
02:02:36.670 --> 02:02:36.869
Bad.
2619
02:02:37.510 --> 02:02:38.130
Ask the mouth.
2620
02:02:39.409 --> 02:02:41.010
Is that what that means? That's a Delta, isn't it?
2621
02:02:41.210 --> 02:02:42.880
I don't know.
2622
02:02:43.310 --> 02:02:44.399
Is he trademarking that?
2623
02:02:45.020 --> 02:02:47.859
Delta Theta M. I don't know. What is M? What
2624
02:02:47.920 --> 02:02:51.220
is that one? I don't know, dude. Delta Theta Mega.
2625
02:02:52.359 --> 02:02:57.520
CJ L Omega says, always remember, Jesus didn't tap. Gang
2626
02:02:57.560 --> 02:02:58.279
Gang Gotti.
2627
02:02:58.939 --> 02:03:00.060
Gang Gang Gotti.
2628
02:03:01.300 --> 02:03:04.239
Mark Plum says, the only thing that can save Wichita
2629
02:03:04.319 --> 02:03:06.550
is more Sam Tripoli. We can't wait to see you.
2630
02:03:06.630 --> 02:03:09.510
I'm with you, dude. Johnny, one last thing I want
2631
02:03:09.529 --> 02:03:14.170
to talk about. The famous... Ralph Lawler, who used to
2632
02:03:14.229 --> 02:03:17.529
be our guy who... He.
2633
02:03:17.529 --> 02:03:18.810
Related Jerry Lawler.
2634
02:03:19.449 --> 02:03:22.020
No, he was the guy... Dude, look at this, Johnny.
2635
02:03:22.199 --> 02:03:25.300
Dude, he's at that age where he just doesn't give
2636
02:03:25.359 --> 02:03:29.380
a shit anymore. He's a retired play-by-play guy, and he's
2637
02:03:29.439 --> 02:03:34.039
just commenting on fucking AI thirst trap videos.
2638
02:03:34.119 --> 02:03:39.000
You're sharing something. Okay. It's one of those things where
2639
02:03:39.039 --> 02:03:41.789
it's like, ai pics of hot chicks and it's like
2640
02:03:41.829 --> 02:03:43.630
which one would you go on a date with it's
2641
02:03:43.670 --> 02:03:45.689
just like trapping old people.
2642
02:03:45.430 --> 02:03:48.710
Yeah and ralph lowe's like i'll go on number three
2643
02:03:49.250 --> 02:03:51.050
and he's what a pa guy or something what is
2644
02:03:51.090 --> 02:03:51.550
he he was.
2645
02:03:51.529 --> 02:03:54.270
Our he was a voice the clippers for 30 years.
2646
02:03:54.329 --> 02:03:55.729
Oh it's like he's like i'm out of a job
2647
02:03:55.789 --> 02:03:57.989
because this whole place is going down and look at
2648
02:03:58.029 --> 02:04:01.310
this one johnny look at this one be very careful
2649
02:04:01.340 --> 02:04:03.979
scrolling twitter it's here we go look at.
2650
02:04:03.960 --> 02:04:06.930
This one Be honest. Do men still find women on
2651
02:04:06.970 --> 02:04:09.189
tattoos attractive these days? Oh, yes.
2652
02:04:09.329 --> 02:04:09.609
Oh, me.
2653
02:04:09.689 --> 02:04:10.170
Oh, my.
2654
02:04:10.189 --> 02:04:12.989
That's the kind of shit that gets my grandma, dude. Like,
2655
02:04:13.029 --> 02:04:15.189
dumb questions like that that have obvious answers.
2656
02:04:15.569 --> 02:04:18.279
Dude, Ralph Waller creeping, dude.
2657
02:04:18.680 --> 02:04:19.239
Creeping.
2658
02:04:19.260 --> 02:04:20.020
People love that.
2659
02:04:20.220 --> 02:04:23.119
Who was that that got busted, like, for accidentally thinking
2660
02:04:23.180 --> 02:04:27.159
DMs were tweets? Like, and we're... Was it Favre that
2661
02:04:27.180 --> 02:04:29.770
tweeted his dick out, or was it Weiner, Anthony Weiner,
2662
02:04:29.789 --> 02:04:30.850
and one of those guys?
2663
02:04:31.149 --> 02:04:34.529
But then Reggie Jackson was thirst-tweeting, too.
2664
02:04:34.909 --> 02:04:36.529
Johnny, do the last two.
2665
02:04:36.729 --> 02:04:37.770
Do the last two.
2666
02:04:37.810 --> 02:04:42.189
Danny H7U says, Sam, you killed it. Your special was
2667
02:04:42.289 --> 02:04:43.109
super hot fire.
2668
02:04:43.569 --> 02:04:44.340
Thank you, dude.
2669
02:04:45.000 --> 02:04:47.399
Heard a lot of good things about it. Grogan the
2670
02:04:47.420 --> 02:04:50.319
dad doesn't say anything. Just saying.
2671
02:04:50.520 --> 02:04:51.800
Thank you, Bob, the guy.
2672
02:04:52.850 --> 02:04:54.189
And then Kim, our friend, says, sorry.
2673
02:04:54.210 --> 02:04:59.149
She's late. She's in Amazon. She's very tall.
2674
02:04:59.789 --> 02:05:00.229
Oh, is she?
2675
02:05:00.850 --> 02:05:01.130
Yes.
2676
02:05:01.609 --> 02:05:02.489
How tall are you, Kim?
2677
02:05:02.510 --> 02:05:05.289
I think she's got to be six foot.
2678
02:05:05.909 --> 02:05:06.229
Really?
2679
02:05:06.479 --> 02:05:08.859
That's cool. Can't wait to rewatch. And high heels, too.
2680
02:05:09.199 --> 02:05:10.579
Her and her guy are tall, too.
2681
02:05:11.159 --> 02:05:14.020
Can't wait to rewatch the full show tomorrow. Keep bringing
2682
02:05:14.100 --> 02:05:18.079
us the truth. So much love. Gay and Odd Dollars
2683
02:05:18.300 --> 02:05:19.779
Sam special.
2684
02:05:19.819 --> 02:05:22.170
Thank you, Kim. You're a wonderful person. I think Kim
2685
02:05:22.210 --> 02:05:23.890
came to the show. I don't know if she came
2686
02:05:23.909 --> 02:05:25.689
to the first one or the second one, but.
2687
02:05:25.609 --> 02:05:26.949
She was there. She came to the show or came
2688
02:05:27.069 --> 02:05:27.689
at the show?
2689
02:05:27.989 --> 02:05:30.550
Come on, Johnny. It's our fans.
2690
02:05:30.930 --> 02:05:35.779
She's got a husband, supports the show. Stop Ralph Lawlering it.
2691
02:05:36.119 --> 02:05:36.840
Love you guys.
2692
02:05:36.859 --> 02:05:40.539
I heard a lot of people orgasmed from laughter.
2693
02:05:41.300 --> 02:05:43.739
Oh, that's true. Everyone's just exploding.
2694
02:05:44.399 --> 02:05:48.880
Yeah, just a river of semen down the aisles. Just
2695
02:05:48.899 --> 02:05:51.600
a river of semen. Yeah, it's like a homeless fuck
2696
02:05:51.619 --> 02:05:54.649
shelter at a Sam Tripoli event. And then he's gone.
2697
02:05:54.810 --> 02:05:57.130
He's just gone just like that. Well, it says he's
2698
02:05:58.649 --> 02:06:01.069
gone where he used to be. I wonder if that
2699
02:06:01.090 --> 02:06:03.270
means he's like there, but do you guys see the
2700
02:06:03.350 --> 02:06:06.489
empty spinning rectangle where Sam used to be? I'll just
2701
02:06:06.520 --> 02:06:09.619
keep it there in honor. I'll do this in memory
2702
02:06:09.659 --> 02:06:12.180
of Sam. I just want to see if there's anything
2703
02:06:12.420 --> 02:06:21.180
that Well, Thomas Massey named some names on the floor
2704
02:06:21.439 --> 02:06:24.199
of Congress, but they were all names we had before.
2705
02:06:24.779 --> 02:06:27.779
So initially people were kind of like, oh, he's naming names.
2706
02:06:27.840 --> 02:06:30.619
I think Jimmy Dore tweeted it. And then people were like,
2707
02:06:30.659 --> 02:06:32.430
wait a minute. These are all none of these are
2708
02:06:32.470 --> 02:06:36.670
new names. I'll play that clip really quickly. This is
2709
02:06:36.729 --> 02:06:38.310
a gentleman from Kentucky.
2710
02:06:38.350 --> 02:06:45.359
Seek recognition. Without objection, the gentleman is recognized for one minute.
2711
02:06:49.510 --> 02:06:49.810
Mr.
2712
02:06:49.850 --> 02:06:50.149
Speaker.
2713
02:06:50.739 --> 02:06:53.319
It's been a year since the president signed the Epstein
2714
02:06:53.359 --> 02:06:57.159
Files Transparency Act, and the government continues to withhold over
2715
02:06:57.159 --> 02:07:00.880
3 million files. That's why we've introduced the Epstein Files
2716
02:07:00.920 --> 02:07:04.199
Transparency Act, too, to bring the fight to the state courts,
2717
02:07:04.260 --> 02:07:08.619
accountability to the Department of Justice, and closure for survivors.
2718
02:07:09.039 --> 02:07:13.399
We want perpetrators of these crimes to be investigated and prosecuted.
2719
02:07:13.819 --> 02:07:18.279
Men like Jess Staley, Leon Black, Les Wexner, David Copperfield,
2720
02:07:18.319 --> 02:07:24.920
Lapo Elkham, Tom Pritzker, Glenn Dubin, Frederick Fekai, Eduardo Teodorani,
2721
02:07:25.579 --> 02:07:30.439
John Luke Brunel, conveniently dead by suicide in prison, Daniel Siad,
2722
02:07:30.659 --> 02:07:35.069
recently discovered dead in Paris, Ramsey Elkoly, and Prince Andrew,
2723
02:07:35.170 --> 02:07:38.829
who committed sex crimes in the United States, and women
2724
02:07:38.869 --> 02:07:42.750
like Leslie Groff, not a victim, who conspired with Epstein
2725
02:07:42.789 --> 02:07:46.369
to traffic other women. Perhaps hearing these names will shame
2726
02:07:46.449 --> 02:07:49.449
the Department of Justice into delivering justice.
2727
02:07:49.789 --> 02:07:52.739
I yield back. Not likely. Not likely.
2728
02:07:54.479 --> 02:07:57.689
By the way, David Copperfield, I know he said David Blaine.
2729
02:07:57.710 --> 02:08:00.300
I didn't realize David Copperfield was on the list. david
2730
02:08:00.340 --> 02:08:04.659
copperfield who's retiring from vegas the worst vegas show i've
2731
02:08:04.720 --> 02:08:07.729
ever been to was david copperfield he has gotten to
2732
02:08:07.770 --> 02:08:09.770
this point where he just rips through it i know
2733
02:08:09.789 --> 02:08:12.359
i've probably said this a few times he's got it
2734
02:08:12.460 --> 02:08:16.180
memorized down cold, but he reads it with no, I mean,
2735
02:08:16.199 --> 02:08:19.800
just total monotone as fast as possible. Like he's late
2736
02:08:19.819 --> 02:08:23.939
for dinner. Uh, and, and the illusions are all lame. Don't, don't,
2737
02:08:24.119 --> 02:08:26.090
if he's still on, don't ever waste your money on
2738
02:08:26.109 --> 02:08:29.909
David Copperfield. Go see somebody better. Um, okay. Massey naming names,
2739
02:08:29.970 --> 02:08:32.250
but we already knew the names. Oh, this is great.
2740
02:08:32.329 --> 02:08:36.310
So this guy in the UK went to a liquor
2741
02:08:36.350 --> 02:08:44.619
store and bought what he thought was, uh, Gin. Maybe
2742
02:08:44.640 --> 02:08:51.060
like a pre-mixed gin and tonic drink. And it ends
2743
02:08:51.119 --> 02:08:55.199
with this 911 call, the UK equivalent of 911. Check that.
2744
02:08:56.739 --> 02:09:01.729
Is it possible to send a police car or something
2745
02:09:01.770 --> 02:09:08.750
down to a Tesco extra to mediate over a problem?
2746
02:09:09.470 --> 02:09:10.210
What's the problem?
2747
02:09:11.430 --> 02:09:15.109
Well, I've just gone in there, and they've got this
2748
02:09:15.149 --> 02:09:21.670
miniature Gordon tin with tonic. It's in the alcohol section.
2749
02:09:22.149 --> 02:09:24.970
I'm going over the park. It's nice and cool. I'm
2750
02:09:25.029 --> 02:09:28.069
sitting in the shade, and I look at it. It's
2751
02:09:28.130 --> 02:09:33.270
zero alcohol, and it's in the alcohol section. So they
2752
02:09:33.310 --> 02:09:36.130
all look the same, and I just thought it back,
2753
02:09:37.100 --> 02:09:40.310
and I said, He says, you've already drank one. And
2754
02:09:40.369 --> 02:09:43.069
I says, okay, I'll pay for that one. And can
2755
02:09:43.130 --> 02:09:46.250
I exchange the other ones? It cost me six pounds
2756
02:09:46.750 --> 02:09:48.369
because I haven't got a Tesco card.
2757
02:09:48.550 --> 02:09:52.560
Okay, so this is not a police matter. You're not
2758
02:09:52.659 --> 02:09:55.020
taking that with Tesco, is it? That's not a police matter.
2759
02:09:55.039 --> 02:09:58.920
No, because I'm really angry. So I'll get arrested. Why
2760
02:09:58.939 --> 02:10:03.579
will you get arrested? Because I'm not having it. I've
2761
02:10:03.600 --> 02:10:07.850
just paid him six quid for non-alcoholic. gin and tonic.
2762
02:10:07.590 --> 02:10:10.649
Okay you need to go and speak to Tesco calmly
2763
02:10:11.369 --> 02:10:13.890
I'll just I'll just at the moment this is not
2764
02:10:13.909 --> 02:10:16.090
a police matter you need to take.
2765
02:10:15.989 --> 02:10:20.310
A further exam what would you suggest I do you
2766
02:10:20.329 --> 02:10:22.840
need to take a further exam an alcoholic one then
2767
02:10:22.949 --> 02:10:25.460
and I'll be down for sex no.
2768
02:10:25.119 --> 02:10:27.739
I'm not suggesting that you need to speak to them
2769
02:10:27.779 --> 02:10:31.319
calmly and if you don't get anywhere take it up
2770
02:10:31.359 --> 02:10:34.340
with her if I'm not This isn't a police mess.
2771
02:10:34.460 --> 02:10:37.180
I'm going to clear the line. No, yes.
2772
02:10:37.720 --> 02:10:40.399
That's the best thing I've ever heard. This old guy,
2773
02:10:40.420 --> 02:10:42.979
if you couldn't understand, this old guy goes into the
2774
02:10:43.020 --> 02:10:50.909
Tesco and accidentally buys the non-alcoholic gin drinks that he
2775
02:10:50.970 --> 02:10:55.050
claims were in the alcohol section, which it's an alcohol store, right?
2776
02:10:55.949 --> 02:10:57.930
I mean, all the booze is in one section. So
2777
02:10:57.970 --> 02:11:00.430
you got to read the label, bro. And so he
2778
02:11:00.470 --> 02:11:02.420
calls the police. He's like, listen, I'm going to.
2779
02:11:04.420 --> 02:11:06.380
An incident where the police might need to be called
2780
02:11:06.420 --> 02:11:08.420
unless you guys come down here and mediate this dispute.
2781
02:11:09.140 --> 02:11:11.840
I thought that was... That guy sounds like pure class.
2782
02:11:12.420 --> 02:11:18.119
Calling 911 over $ 8. Another funny video from the UK.
2783
02:11:18.840 --> 02:11:22.119
This guy gets three years, this big fat guy, for
2784
02:11:22.159 --> 02:11:26.050
throwing or attempting, I should say, to throw drugs into
2785
02:11:26.090 --> 02:11:31.630
the walls of a prison. And the interesting part is
2786
02:11:31.710 --> 02:11:36.050
not story itself but this video of this guy they
2787
02:11:36.090 --> 02:11:38.649
don't i will say they don't teach people to throw
2788
02:11:38.689 --> 02:11:41.090
things well because they don't have many throwing sports in
2789
02:11:41.109 --> 02:11:43.430
the uk you know they have cricket but i don't
2790
02:11:43.449 --> 02:11:45.930
think a lot of kids play cricket uh watch this
2791
02:11:46.029 --> 02:11:48.569
poor guy try to throw this this big fat man
2792
02:11:48.680 --> 02:11:52.199
try to throw this giant wad of drugs over the
2793
02:11:52.260 --> 02:12:02.149
police over the wall of this jail So he's first
2794
02:12:02.210 --> 02:12:06.350
attempted to do it from the outer barrier, and he
2795
02:12:06.399 --> 02:12:10.199
couldn't make it. So this guy, I mean, can barely walk.
2796
02:12:10.279 --> 02:12:13.020
He's so fat. Look at the way his arms. Oh,
2797
02:12:13.060 --> 02:12:16.659
he's got to be simple-minded, right? I almost feel bad.
2798
02:12:16.680 --> 02:12:20.600
He looks like an oversized baby. So it hits the wall.
2799
02:12:20.720 --> 02:12:24.050
He doesn't get it. 12,000 pounds of drugs. He tries
2800
02:12:24.090 --> 02:12:25.729
it again to throw it over the brick wall. He's
2801
02:12:25.789 --> 02:12:28.470
too close this time. So he tries it again. It
2802
02:12:28.850 --> 02:12:29.369
bounces back.
2803
02:12:34.100 --> 02:12:34.810
He's a lefty.
2804
02:12:34.949 --> 02:12:36.010
Oh, he got it that time.
2805
02:12:36.289 --> 02:12:38.430
He got it. Look at the way he walks. What
2806
02:12:38.489 --> 02:12:38.949
is that?
2807
02:12:40.430 --> 02:12:43.390
In psychology, they teach that you can diagnose mental illness
2808
02:12:43.489 --> 02:12:46.979
from something called gait disturbance. The gait, your stride, the
2809
02:12:47.020 --> 02:12:50.520
way you walk. And this guy definitely has something of
2810
02:12:50.560 --> 02:12:52.840
a gait disturbance. He has a weird way of walking.
2811
02:12:53.199 --> 02:12:54.680
He's going to watch this one more. Look at this
2812
02:12:54.739 --> 02:13:02.750
big fat fellow. Don't jail this man. Someone's taking advantage
2813
02:13:02.789 --> 02:13:07.149
of him. It's obvious. Look at this dude.
2814
02:13:12.060 --> 02:13:12.720
Oh, look.
2815
02:13:13.380 --> 02:13:15.279
Oh, look at all that belly fat, dude.
2816
02:13:17.039 --> 02:13:17.579
Oh man.
2817
02:13:17.600 --> 02:13:21.050
It makes me want to get in better shape. Jeez.
2818
02:13:22.569 --> 02:13:25.750
You got it though. Good for him. That's a, that's
2819
02:13:25.789 --> 02:13:28.550
a real friend right there. Getting your drugs while you're
2820
02:13:28.569 --> 02:13:31.090
in prison. Um, is there anything else that I wanted
2821
02:13:31.109 --> 02:13:34.859
to show Sam? Oh, so this is an old story,
2822
02:13:35.020 --> 02:13:39.220
but it's going viral. And Sam nor I saw this before.
2823
02:13:42.300 --> 02:13:46.210
Vulture wrote about it. So that's what brought it back
2824
02:13:46.430 --> 02:13:50.109
into the mainstream. But this happened a couple of years ago.
2825
02:13:50.430 --> 02:13:54.869
There's this author, Thomas King, and he's like the preeminent
2826
02:13:55.109 --> 02:14:00.159
Native American author. Problem is, he's not a Native American,
2827
02:14:00.520 --> 02:14:05.069
like at all. 0.0% Native American. He's a white guy.
2828
02:14:06.229 --> 02:14:11.350
This is from Vulture. The inconvenient non-Indian Thomas King inspired
2829
02:14:11.390 --> 02:14:15.369
a generation of Native American writers, Native writers, including myself.
2830
02:14:15.829 --> 02:14:19.949
Then we discovered he wasn't Native American at all. So
2831
02:14:19.970 --> 02:14:24.050
this guy makes his entire career out of being Native.
2832
02:14:24.090 --> 02:14:26.489
And he looks Native. There's no way that's just a
2833
02:14:27.109 --> 02:14:28.149
garden variety white.
2834
02:14:28.770 --> 02:14:30.640
No way. Right?
2835
02:14:30.760 --> 02:14:33.449
Look at that, dude. There's something going on there. Looks
2836
02:14:33.470 --> 02:14:37.029
like a little Asian or something. They said he's just white, though,
2837
02:14:37.050 --> 02:14:40.949
like just Caucasian. The writer Thomas King and I first
2838
02:14:41.020 --> 02:14:45.899
met over Zoom. This is the author Tommy Orange. talking
2839
02:14:45.939 --> 02:14:48.439
here he says we first met over zoom in february
2840
02:14:48.500 --> 02:14:50.659
to talk about how he found out he is not
2841
02:14:50.779 --> 02:14:53.359
a member of the cherokee nation in any way shape
2842
02:14:53.420 --> 02:14:56.869
or form he's not an indigenous person or a mixed
2843
02:14:57.029 --> 02:15:01.090
blood native either according to a genealogist from the organization
2844
02:15:01.170 --> 02:15:05.680
called uh the tribal alliance against frauds that's a funny
2845
02:15:06.060 --> 02:15:08.680
imagine if your job is just to find fake indians
2846
02:15:09.520 --> 02:15:14.619
uh The TAAF's revelation, which it planned to publicize, prompted
2847
02:15:14.680 --> 02:15:17.859
King to write an op-ed this past November called In
2848
02:15:18.279 --> 02:15:20.899
the Globe and Mail, where he recounted learning that a
2849
02:15:20.939 --> 02:15:24.270
story his mother told him about his absentee father being
2850
02:15:24.319 --> 02:15:28.310
part Cherokee is not true. This is the author quoting now.
2851
02:15:28.350 --> 02:15:31.229
He says, I feel as though I've been ripped in half.
2852
02:15:31.829 --> 02:15:34.770
A One-Legged Man and a Two-Legged Story. I feel like
2853
02:15:34.789 --> 02:15:37.399
you could get a good Indian name out of that, huh?
2854
02:15:37.720 --> 02:15:39.739
He wrote, I'm not the Indian I had in mind,
2855
02:15:40.060 --> 02:15:44.380
not an Indian at all. So there he is, this guy.
2856
02:15:44.439 --> 02:15:46.640
There's got to be a movie about this dude, right?
2857
02:15:49.319 --> 02:15:51.279
He said that, I read the whole thing, he said
2858
02:15:51.319 --> 02:15:55.130
that it had been kind of rumored, something that his
2859
02:15:55.189 --> 02:15:57.710
family and his friends would whisper that he wasn't actually
2860
02:15:57.750 --> 02:16:03.109
an Indian. And he himself decided to contact this tribal
2861
02:16:03.270 --> 02:16:08.609
alliance against frauds to do gene testing. And then they
2862
02:16:08.640 --> 02:16:10.720
were the ones that said, he's 100% white. That guy
2863
02:16:10.739 --> 02:16:18.020
doesn't look 100% white. Anyway, so that's very funny. I
2864
02:16:18.060 --> 02:16:22.640
wanted to, this will probably be old too. Benjamin Netanyahu
2865
02:16:24.090 --> 02:16:27.329
keeps saying and saying shit. I guess it's campaign time
2866
02:16:27.390 --> 02:16:28.090
over there or something.
2867
02:16:28.149 --> 02:16:28.449
I don't know.
2868
02:16:29.880 --> 02:16:34.600
And this went viral. This is a moment where he's
2869
02:16:34.700 --> 02:16:41.399
talking about the penalty for those who don't read the Torah.
2870
02:16:43.299 --> 02:16:45.299
I think this is in Hebrew, so it's not going
2871
02:16:45.319 --> 02:16:47.000
to make any sense, but let's just hear this, guys.
2872
02:16:47.040 --> 02:16:47.959
This psycho's voice.
2873
02:16:48.260 --> 02:16:50.079
There is tremendous respect for the world of the Torah.
2874
02:16:50.100 --> 02:16:52.920
He established them. But whoever does not learn the Torah
2875
02:16:53.020 --> 02:16:55.469
will be expelled. And whoever says....
2876
02:17:00.829 --> 02:17:05.850
Mostly wanted you to hear the claps there what they're
2877
02:17:05.870 --> 02:17:09.229
saying he's saying is whoever does not study the torah
2878
02:17:09.629 --> 02:17:12.819
should be drafted will be drafted or go to jail
2879
02:17:13.620 --> 02:17:16.219
not sure why you would want people in your army
2880
02:17:16.260 --> 02:17:20.000
that don't believe what you believe you know like i
2881
02:17:20.020 --> 02:17:22.479
mean that seems like a recipe for having defection but
2882
02:17:23.319 --> 02:17:28.969
uh Boy, that's a different country over there, huh? And
2883
02:17:29.010 --> 02:17:30.829
they play, you hear them, you know, the line has
2884
02:17:30.870 --> 02:17:33.309
always been, oh no, you enjoy greater freedom of religion
2885
02:17:33.409 --> 02:17:37.030
in Israel than any of the surrounding countries, but it's
2886
02:17:37.069 --> 02:17:40.790
not true. Neil deGrasse Tyson is a retard. I don't
2887
02:17:40.809 --> 02:17:44.069
know what that is. Oh yeah, here's a video. This
2888
02:17:44.110 --> 02:17:48.350
guy got hit by lightning and survived. It's incredible. Just
2889
02:17:48.409 --> 02:17:50.399
a video really quickly. If you're if you're at home
2890
02:17:50.559 --> 02:17:53.920
uh google video uh man being struck by lightning and
2891
02:17:53.959 --> 02:17:56.940
getting right back up this was on august 27th in
2892
02:17:57.129 --> 02:18:02.909
staten island we'll end on this uh unbelievable watch this.
2893
02:18:04.909 --> 02:18:08.190
Look at that I was literally 15, 20 feet away
2894
02:18:08.270 --> 02:18:10.379
from my car and I was struck by lightning.
2895
02:18:10.670 --> 02:18:14.540
Burning sensation, tingling numbness, pain, severe pain in both of
2896
02:18:14.600 --> 02:18:15.059
my feet.
2897
02:18:19.059 --> 02:18:19.559
Are you okay?
2898
02:18:19.620 --> 02:18:25.889
I'm calling an ambulance for you.
2899
02:18:26.729 --> 02:18:29.729
He's like all black, dude.
2900
02:18:34.770 --> 02:18:37.170
I was literally 15, 20 feet away from my car,
2901
02:18:37.229 --> 02:18:38.229
and I was struck by lightning.
2902
02:18:38.889 --> 02:18:43.479
Bro, you better thank God. It's your lucky day, man. God.
2903
02:18:43.940 --> 02:18:46.280
What if it turns out lightning actually isn't dangerous at all?
2904
02:18:46.780 --> 02:18:48.239
They've just been lying to us this whole time.
2905
02:18:51.700 --> 02:18:52.020
Oh, no.
2906
02:18:52.079 --> 02:18:52.420
You know what?
2907
02:18:52.579 --> 02:18:54.469
I'll end on this. This is very old. It's not
2908
02:18:54.500 --> 02:18:59.069
new at all, but it's hilarious. I follow this Instagram
2909
02:18:59.409 --> 02:19:04.309
channel that just shows classic Classic conspiracy clips, I guess,
2910
02:19:04.389 --> 02:19:10.290
or classic history clips. This is an eccentric British citizen
2911
02:19:10.329 --> 02:19:14.469
demonstrating improvised extraterrestrial languages on television. So this is a
2912
02:19:14.489 --> 02:19:17.409
guy who claims to have had beamed into his brain
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02:19:18.549 --> 02:19:22.270
the languages of aliens. And this is him demonstrating those
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languages to a TV presenter in the UK.
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I can speak altogether three of the space languages. One
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is Venusian, the second is Kruger, the planet Kruger 6b,
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and Pluto.
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What about Plutonian? What does that sound like?
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Plutonian is... What the fuck, Ralph? How did you learn
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these languages?
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These languages have been a gift sent from me from.
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The actual people by Reyes.
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And even at this moment, although you cannot see them,
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they are sending these rays down to help me.
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Some mental process, or some mechanical process?
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No, it's by some mechanical process. But apart from this,
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I can't tell you how it's done.
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Not a tooth in his head.
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Martian, I don't know much about their language. Although I've
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heard so much about them, I've never been in contact
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with them.
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You haven't actually been to any other planets yourself? No,
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not yet. Who drew that picture, did you?
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No, a lady done this for me, of the name
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of Mrs.
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Geale.
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And where do these people actually come from? They come
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from the second planet from the sun, Kruger.
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02:20:35.969 --> 02:20:38.469
So in addition to speaking these languages, I believe you
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can also write them. This is correct.
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Yes, I can write these languages.
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Could we see an example of their writing, do you think?
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Yes, certainly.
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This is nonsense.
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How many languages can you speak? That was gobbledygook. The
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end there, that was the best, when he's just writing.
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And it's just scribble. I mean, he was going back
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and scribbling over earlier scribbles. It was clearly just schizophrenia. Anyway,
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all right. That's it for me. Bye, everybody. Talk to
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02:21:15.860 --> 02:21:20.600
you later. Please, please review. Five stars, whatever. We appreciate it, though. Please,
2951
02:21:20.680 --> 02:21:24.809
if you go to Twitter, at BrokenSim, we'll follow you
2952
02:21:24.840 --> 02:21:27.190
back if you leave a five-star review in whatever app
2953
02:21:27.229 --> 02:21:31.159
you're in. Just screenshot it. Wait, Kim left another. Just
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02:21:31.219 --> 02:21:33.360
noticed you're back on the USS Enterprise. Glad our number
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02:21:33.440 --> 02:21:37.559
one astronaut is back in space. Now, they are not astronauts.
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02:21:38.100 --> 02:21:40.680
They're members of Starfleet. As a Star Trek fan, I
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02:21:40.700 --> 02:21:43.620
would have thought you would have known that, but yes.
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I appreciate that.
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Bye, everybody.
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Talk to you later.
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Bye-bye.
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02:21:46.270 --> 02:21:51.370
Young Christian warriors They come to
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Fight They run for life