VICKI IS STILL WORKING?! 😂 Kyle's Roaring 20th White Party (Girls Trip Episode 3) with Reality with Raya

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Hi everybody.

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My name is Lindsay and I'm a bravo holic.

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You're preaching to the choir.

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Bravo, bravo, bravo!

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Honey,
you have to stop saying that. Bravo!

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Anonymous.

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every time we
start talking, we should just record it.

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I feel like that's
just the way our conversations always go.

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It's just
I want to literally be like, stop.

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This is your genius.

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I need to have this.

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Record it.

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I hate that about us.

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What?

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Okay.

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This is my living room.
This is my living room.

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And it is a rental.

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But fuck it, I've lived here forever.

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I knew I was going to be here for a while.

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I'm like, I'm painting the walls.

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I don't give a shit. And.

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And I was dating

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a strapping young man
that was like, very blue collar.

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Like he could do things around the house.

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So I was like, you know, I have these Ikea
bookcases, and I really want them

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to, you know, look like they're built ins,
but they're not built ins.

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Can, can you like, do that.

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So and then can you paint the wall to.

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Thank you so much. It'd be so good.

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They love it if you are.

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If you date hetero men, you know,
they love a little task like that.

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That's how they look up
till you marry them and then they hate it.

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Okay, well,

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you know, the ones that that
that you're dating for a minute

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and they're into it,
then you can just be like.

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I hate that.

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I hate that you wait.

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Hold on.

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We have to.

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We just jump into the fucking t, okay?

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We need to intro you.
The audience has already seen you.

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If you're watching on YouTube,
you have already seen.

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She's back with us, y'all.

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But if you are listening and you're like,
Lindsay, what the fuck is happening?

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I feel like I just walked
in the middle of your living room.

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You didn't even say hi to me,
and you guys are spilling tea,

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and I'm just like, who's this?
What's going on?

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I'm so happy I'm here,
but I don't want to interrupt.

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So I know you guys are feeling like that,
so we have to do it.

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You guys back with us today.

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We have reality with Raya.

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She's in the meeting for this
week's meeting of Bravo anonymous.

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We are definitely going to be talking

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about episode
three of The Real Housewives roaring 20th.

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I'm obsessed.

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I'm having the best time watching the show
and I can't wait to talk about it.

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You more.

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But I want to

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I want to literally go right back
to what we were talking about because.

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You won't ask your fling

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to paint your walls.

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That's.

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And honestly, what an ick.

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What an egg.

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I couldn't see that I would be like,

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oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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I'd be like,
I'd be like, on date number two.

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Like, why don't we have the date in my
living room while you paint this wall?

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Please,

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please, will you do it? Who?

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Oh my God, I saw,
I saw we have to address it

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because our episode together on your show,
guys.

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Check it out. Link below.

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And the show is so good
and we're so much fun.

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And it's just like this, but over there.

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So go listen to that next,
literally the content,

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the clips that you're pushing out
and they're going viral.

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People are talking.

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And Taylor from Million Dollar
Nannies jumped into the comments.

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Go tell us.

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The clip was of us talking

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about how you were like, you were like,
I can't I never thought he was straight.

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Like, I can't believe this thing.

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And then I was like,
oh, they have religious oppression.

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They're like religiously oppressed.

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So he's just like one of those guys

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that's more like a little mortifying
for her to comment on.

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And she didn't
address the religious thing.

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So then I commented.

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I'm obsessed with that.

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Honestly.

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Put that no, screenshot it
and put it on a t shirt.

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I'm not lying. I kind of love that.

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Like the only person in your comment
is the girl from the show that's iconic.

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It's almost like just if anyone comments
now, you better delete it,

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because I only want to see Taylor's
comment underneath.

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That'll make the post go viral.

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That'll make it literally anyway. Okay,

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okay, well, this is gonna be so much fun.

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I'm so excited to talk about it.

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But before we do that,
I've been watching dynasty

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because you told me that it was so good
this season because they're focusing

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mostly on the girly pops,
and it makes the show so much better.

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It makes the show so much better.

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You're so right.

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I haven't no, I haven't seen

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I think I'm like two episodes behind,
but I'm like right there, just spill it.

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I've seen clips

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well that
there was the whole fucking thing.

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Oh my god. Now I'm

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the tallow saw the tallow saw the
there was like a big note.

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I'm, I'm a little baked duck.

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Yes. You did a clip about it
to his schedule.

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The ideal dream day.

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That's it. The ideal dream day.

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It was so silly, right?

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It was really silly.

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Like he had her getting up early
to, like, do her independent stuff

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and then, like, had to he
then he gets to wake up and she joins him

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for the rest of the stuff.

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It's hilarious, but

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it's hilarious.

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But like the producers are genius
and I want to give him a little credit.

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This is literally the exercise
his therapist

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probably gave him in his session
that week.

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And then the producers probably literally
hired the therapist for him and paid for

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it was on the show.

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So then she tells them what he says,
and then they come back and go,

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can we use that?

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Actually, that session in the show
and he's just down.

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The one thing I love about Stephen McBee
is that he is a little fame whore,

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and he just wants and he loves it,
and he'll do it and he commits to it.

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And I like that in my reality TV stars.

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Every time.

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It's it's an art form, I love it.

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Yeah they Scottie

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Pippen him and he MJ is it.

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Did you hear that hetero man
that listened to the show?

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None.

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I made a sports reference.

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Girls that love sports.

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I know you're impressed.
I know you knew I could do it.

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I'm not gonna play down
like I'm only talking to them like.

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Oh, yeah.

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I love I mean, what could you not do?

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You have the perfect face shape.

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What could you not do with your hair?

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Round is so cute.

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You're gonna love that little round face
as you age because it's so youthful.

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You're literally going to be like

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collagen queen at 80
with that little cute.

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You're just pixie cute.

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Can I

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can I can I kind of ask you a serious
question?

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Is your heart so full
when you're doing this?

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Because when I get to come on here
and I get to talk

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to people like you about watching Bravo
or reality TV, like my little creative

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cup is just, like, full.

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Taylor wasn't
the only one in the comments,

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you guys.

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It's community.

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It's community.

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And and this leads me into my sales
pitch to you

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that we need to go to Bravo
Fan Fest in October,

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and you need to figure out how we can go
and party it up.

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We don't even want to go
the fucking panels.

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You guys go to the panels,
we're going to sleep in a little bit.

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We're going to sleep out.
We're going to sleep in a little bit.

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We're going to get a little latte,

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and then we're going to meet you
after the panel at a bar.

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Okay.

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It's the best.

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That's what the cool kids do. No.

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I actually can't stay under fluorescent
lights for more than 40 minutes

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max, so the panels don't work
because I'll be rude leaving.

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It's just.

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And it's the.

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No, no, no.

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Hey. Thank you.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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And, Shep.

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Oh, really?

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No. What did you do?

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Rock and Riley's?

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No. No promo.

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What do they say? Not an ad.

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Okay.

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I know

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he's a piece of string cheese.

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You were in a little fishbowl,
and you were just going,

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boop boop boop boop boop boop.

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I'm obsessed with you.

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I'm obsessed with you.

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Oh my God.

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I'm obsessed with that.

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You got rejected by chef Rose.

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No, but I just love the idea that that it.

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Honestly, I don't know.

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I just is iconic.

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It's the most iconic thing ever.

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You're not.

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What are you talking about, ugly? No.

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He probably just, like,
was literally in a relationship

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with someone for the two weeks
that you were there.

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And she was right beside him.

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Another girl.

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Exactly. Girl.

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Girl.

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That's why, you know,
that's why he definitely was,

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like in the middle of a situation ship
with some girl

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that was probably paying the bill
the whole night.

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Like she probably took care
of all the drinks for them to get started.

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Yeah, you know what I mean?

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Like, and he's there going like,
no, don't come over here.

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There's no point like.

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Aren't I?

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Such a good friend,
aren't I? Such a good friend.

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No, but I'm serious.

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I'm serious.

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Well, I think you.

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I actually won an award for my optimism
in grade seven.

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Yeah, I was literally.

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I was literally, like, optimist
of the year or some shit like that.

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Like, by the, like, local Lions Club

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or like the, I don't know, one of these
like old man social clubs.

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What do they call like the Lions Club
or whatever I got, I got a certificate.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Because right now.

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But for real though,
these guys are known situation ship dudes.

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Like, that's how they get these girls
and what they do to them every time.

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It's like Austin, Shep and Craig,
they we've watched them

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for like fucking 20, 17 million years.

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Rope these girls into situation.

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Ships
not want to put labels on it like Austin.

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That whole thing he used to do about I'm
scared of you know,

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of calling you my girlfriend because then
I might have to break up with you.

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Is so insane.

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Me too.

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Okay. But.

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Yes. Stop stop, stop.

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Okay, so she posted.

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She posted this thing, and then she.

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She had wet hair leaving.

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a bravo holic in the comments
was literally like, why is your hair wet?

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And she put because I took a shower
and I was like, wait.

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And then I replayed it and
looked at Austin and he looks like he just

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he looked clean,
like he just took a shower too.

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I'm like,
y'all fucking hooked up in the shower

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and then shot a TikTok.

252
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And Kyle, I love her.

253
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Tell me, would you not if you were Sally.

254
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,208
If you were Sally, wouldn't you just.

255
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:33,208
I would fuck the whole. I'd
fuck everybody.

256
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,916
I would become
the Elizabeth Taylor of Bravo.

257
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:36,541
Okay.

258
00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:39,041
And there's not one man
that doesn't want to be.

259
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I'm like.

260
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That was.

261
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That was your.

262
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That's so good.

263
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No, but.

264
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The the the starting line up at least,
like at least

265
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the starting lineup of, like the pillars,
the who's the hottest of the hot.

266
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And Austin's up there
because he's got the charisma.

267
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And you know what.

268
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:45,458
And Kyle's got a little charisma to
we haven't seen him on his game

269
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for a long time but I know he's got it.

270
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:56,250
Kyle you better not.

271
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You better not reject her like Shep
or we will come for you.

272
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,083
Why? Why will your.

273
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,375
Oh, no, you're.

274
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:20,375
It is never going to work for him.

275
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,500
Oh, no.

276
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It's okay.

277
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You can just get a maid.

278
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:35,833
Yeah.

279
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You're like, I'm.

280
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This is my den.

281
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I'm gonna.

282
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Yeah, you're Brittany Murphy.

283
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,000
Yeah.

284
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,791
It's giving Jennifer Aniston.

285
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:50,083
Along came Polly
where it's like eclectic boho,

286
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,166
but like, she's lived here
six years and still cardboard boxes.

287
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,166
What are these boxes?

288
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Show me your boxes.

289
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,458
There they are, guys.

290
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,500
She's basically
Jen an in along came Polly,

291
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I love you.

292
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,375
Well, I love you.

293
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:14,083
I love that you have a studio.
That's amazing.

294
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,083
You know, living in LA,
you're not going to have a.

295
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,250
It's sacred ground.

296
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:23,958
Yeah.

297
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:26,666
Yeah, it's sacred ground.

298
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I love that.

299
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:28,458
You know what?

300
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:31,458
Just be you. Deal? Deal with it, Kyle.

301
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:34,625
All right.

302
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:43,291
Okay.

303
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:46,291
Ready to jump into the Real Housewives?

304
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,500
I'm so ready.

305
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,250
We were, like, so excited about this.

306
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,250
We started texting before
we recorded, like, oh my God, oh, my.

307
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I love that.

308
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,208
That's good,

309
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:01,875
that's good.

310
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,750
You can do that. You can always do that.

311
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,458
You literally just write write to me.

312
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:09,291
You put notes colon and then you could
just literally use it like it's a notepad.

313
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,750
And I'll be like,
I do that to my sister all the time.

314
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,666
And she gets it.

315
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:16,125
I'll be like, I'll write an idea,
a remark or antic or whatever.

316
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,750
Okay, everybody. Well, it's been a really.

317
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:20,625
I'm so happy.

318
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:24,541
Bravo did this this year
to celebrate the 20th anniversary.

319
00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:27,541
We talked last week about the first two
episodes.

320
00:20:27,541 --> 00:20:31,041
Reyes here now, and we're going to talk
about the third episode.

321
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:33,958
So hopefully you've watched it or you're
looking forward to watching it tonight.

322
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:37,291
But there are going to be
spoilers obviously.

323
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,708
Okay.

324
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,583
You have to watch it.

325
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:45,833
It's not one of these.

326
00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:48,750
It's not an episode that you can go
listen to.

327
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:53,083
Watch what happens instead, because I will
do that for something sometimes.

328
00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,625
Do you listen to watch What happens?

329
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:56,250
The podcast?

330
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,250
Yeah. I'm obsessed.

331
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,333
I have to I have to listen to
like for the shows I love.

332
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,500
I have to listen to their take on it
because I just love

333
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,166
when they do their impersonations,
like when they do summer houses.

334
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:09,208
Carl I am obsessed when they do.

335
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:14,041
Carl just like his voice, his their
impersonation of him is really funny.

336
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,208
I can't even mock it.

337
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,208
It's genius.

338
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,250
Anyway.

339
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:22,958
I love that.

340
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:23,958
Okay, here we go.

341
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:29,916
So you guys, let's go over
remind you of the core cast really quick.

342
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:34,416
We got Lisa Barlow, Gizelle Bryant,
Luanda, Teresa Giudice, we have Vicki

343
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:39,166
Gunvalson, Kyle Richards
and Porsha Williams on the main cast.

344
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,541
Thank you for.

345
00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:46,291
Yeah. Sponsored by Coda Insurance.

346
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:46,958
That's her.

347
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,083
That's Vicki's.

348
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,208
That's Vicki's thing, right?

349
00:21:50,208 --> 00:22:11,875
That's her insurance company. No.

350
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,541
You know what I think it is?

351
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,750
You know what I think it is?

352
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,125
I think it's her first. It's her.

353
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,291
No, I think it's her first season back.

354
00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:31,416
She's nervous and she and she doesn't.

355
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:32,916
And she wants to control.

356
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,250
And she wants to have an easy season
and she wants to control the narrative.

357
00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:41,125
So every time she gets into something
and one of these women comes in

358
00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:44,958
and is like, let me spar with the like
with the vet, with the old dog, she's back

359
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:49,166
on the fucking on the schoolyard, like,
let let's, let's do a scene.

360
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:50,458
Let's get into it.

361
00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:52,291
Gizelle loves to do some shit like that.

362
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:54,708
We're seeing it every episode, I love it.

363
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,625
She's ambitious and I don't, I love it.

364
00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:58,250
Be ambitious.

365
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:01,458
Girl,
this is your job. Like get it, do it.

366
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,166
I'm here anyway.

367
00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:06,750
Vicki is doing the opposite,
and she's kind of trying to be like

368
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,666
an ostrich with her head in the sand
a little.

369
00:23:08,666 --> 00:23:10,041
And if she can

370
00:23:10,041 --> 00:23:13,333
physically put something between her
and someone else, like a laptop,

371
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:16,958
and bring it back to her company
and her work, she can.

372
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,583
She's like, you know what I mean?

373
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:21,541
It's going to make the scene
boring. It's not going to get used.

374
00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:25,416
It's it's a low risk low.

375
00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:32,083
Yeah.

376
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:38,250
I've barely met a group setting
that I don't feel comfortable in.

377
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,958
I will make that group my group.

378
00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:42,375
Come on. Include me.

379
00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:45,666
Sorry. No.

380
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:49,250
I know what she's doing, and she's
not really close with any of these women.

381
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,625
It's not like her own.

382
00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:53,625
Her own, like, home turf.

383
00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:57,000
And we can see the difference real quick.

384
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,250
Going from the first episode
in Orange County to the second episode,

385
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:05,875
even in just Beverly Hills, like an hour
or two hours away, it's like day and night

386
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:09,000
for the scale of where some of these women

387
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,250
come from and what they do,
and especially when you look at like,

388
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:16,791
I don't know, when you look at someone
like Portia talking about the drama from,

389
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:20,708
for example, in this episode
with Salt Lake City Housewives versus

390
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:24,000
like the Orange
County women in episode one,

391
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:27,791
you know, there isn't as much respect
on the Orange County name.

392
00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:29,583
I'll be real like they don't.

393
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:32,583
Or next to the others, Orange County
looks kind of weak.

394
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,125
Kind of weak is shit.

395
00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:38,625
And so it's like we got big dogs over here
that can swim.

396
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:43,333
And Vicki is used to being like a top dog
for a long time.

397
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:47,458
And then she quit on a high note
and people looked at her so positively

398
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:50,416
and now she's back again.
I think it's scary as fuck.

399
00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,000
Okay, sorry.

400
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,166
Whatever got fired on a high?

401
00:24:57,166 --> 00:25:00,458
Well, within the audience opinion,
I feel like there's there wasn't

402
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:05,166
really negative connotations for Vicki
and that's why she was back so quickly.

403
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:06,833
Yeah.

404
00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:10,458
So anyway,
I think it's a fear thing and it sucks,

405
00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:12,708
but it's okay.

406
00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:15,708
Scared dogs bite.

407
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:31,291
I know.

408
00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,125
I need the same group back year
after year, like summer house.

409
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,083
Like I want I want a girls trip.

410
00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:47,083
Summer house.

411
00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:51,708
We need to put pressure on Bravo.

412
00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:54,375
Yeah. And they can all afford to do it.

413
00:25:54,375 --> 00:25:57,791
Like the people that are doing
this season are in a position

414
00:25:57,791 --> 00:26:00,791
where they can do
these multi destination trips.

415
00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:05,666
I know on some of the regular seasons
of shows, they'll it's going to

416
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:06,958
some shows do way more than others.

417
00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:10,916
Beverly Hills does like every girl host
some kind of trip excursion or party.

418
00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:15,583
But like you look at even Salt Lake City
and like only until recent years

419
00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:17,583
are they doing multiple trips
before they were doing

420
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:20,625
like 1 or 2 a season,
and the rest of the time it was like

421
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:24,750
different events
and parties around around town.

422
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:29,458
So I love that they have this lineup
and I also just like love.

423
00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:32,208
They all have different energy
when it comes to drama.

424
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:36,208
Like, like Gisele wants to go up
and she wants to light

425
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:39,208
the flame under the cauldron
and she wants to hold the the

426
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:43,041
the cauldron ladle, and she wants to be
stirring that pot and like,

427
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:47,125
then you have someone like Lisa,
who's like, in a season of her life

428
00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:50,208
where she's enjoying the relationships
with these women and actually having

429
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:54,416
a good time filming, and it's sparking
something in her because she's been

430
00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:59,333
in a really stressful environment
on her show for a couple seasons now.

431
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:02,791
It's it never seems
to be relaxing for Barlow.

432
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:09,208
And I don't know where you stand on this,
but I love Lisa Barlow.

433
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:12,208
I'm I'm I'm a Barlow fan, and I like

434
00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:16,041
even when she's loyal and lying or doing
whatever you want to say, I love her.

435
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:40,958
Why stop.

436
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:44,083
What happened?

437
00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:45,083
Why were you doing that?

438
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:48,083
Did you have extensions
or were you too much Klonopin?

439
00:27:51,333 --> 00:27:54,333
Oh, no.

440
00:27:57,583 --> 00:28:00,583
You have to go to the ENT.

441
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,750
No, the NT is my favorite.

442
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,666
When they get in there.

443
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:06,500
You went to urgent Care.

444
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,500
Okay, go to the NT.

445
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,625
Nobody talks.

446
00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:30,000
No one in Salt Lake talks to Barlow.

447
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,500
That's what she said.

448
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:33,708
I know, and she didn't.

449
00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,250
And she didn't correct it either.

450
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,916
They just walked away
like they're so extra.

451
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:42,333
You know what I love that they're getting
to the bottom of it as a bravo holic.

452
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:46,125
I would be like,
of course, like Whitney is taking extreme

453
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:50,291
stance and Bronwyn is like stepping
into the drama too, because she loves it.

454
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:57,000
either.

455
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,083
I love them all.

456
00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:01,083
I love them all. They're everyone's right.

457
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:02,958
That's the beauty of Salt Lake.

458
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:06,833
Everyone
somehow is right, and I support it.

459
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:10,750
Yeah, they do a good job of it.

460
00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:14,833
Okay, so let's keep going
and let's talk about the guests

461
00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:18,208
and the cameos, because people start
walking into the white party,

462
00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:22,333
and I was expecting some names
and some faces, you guys.

463
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,958
And I love Beverly Hills.

464
00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:26,166
I cover it here on the show.

465
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:29,625
They they didn't spare any expense.

466
00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:34,583
All the housewives that are desperate
to get back on were there and and more.

467
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:38,541
So Erika Jayne was there obviously.

468
00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:39,708
And she looked great.

469
00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:43,041
But she's like doing her like conservative
Erika Jayne thing

470
00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:46,083
again like still

471
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:48,375
and I kind of it's a bad look.

472
00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:50,291
It's kind of a bad look I hated it.

473
00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,916
Luann came out looking good.

474
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:55,250
What do you I think Luann, by going back
and being like,

475
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:58,125
I don't want there to be hard feelings
and like taking the high ground.

476
00:29:58,125 --> 00:30:02,041
And then Erika's excuse of like, well,
I was really going through that day.

477
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:05,458
Nobody knew, but I was really going
through and she's like, oh, okay.

478
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:06,625
So nobody knew.

479
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:12,708
I love her.

480
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:15,041
She's so good. She makes the show
really good.

481
00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:18,125
Luann presence is valuable, I think.

482
00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:24,125
And and I love that
they did the thing in this episode

483
00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:28,666
where they were like showing Vicki
and Luann on opposite sides of the scale,

484
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,458
saying, like, Vicki works too hard.

485
00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:33,750
She she needs to live more like Luann,
you know what I mean?

486
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:37,791
And Luann trying to have that conversation
with her, but her literally hiding

487
00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:42,000
in her work again
and taking a call in the middle.

488
00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:45,291
Yeah, in the middle of that was crazy.

489
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:47,458
Okay.

490
00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:50,958
Teddy Mellencamp, I'm happy
she's looking healthier.

491
00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:54,166
I know she had a hard run.

492
00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:57,291
I don't know, I have no idea.

493
00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,291
I actually haven't looked.

494
00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:02,500
She did not the guy from the stable.

495
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,666
If you ever come to LA, we
should go horseback riding at the stable

496
00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:12,666
where Teddi Mellencamp
had the horse affair.

497
00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:15,000
Would that be a fun retreat?

498
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,833
Bravo.

499
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:19,166
If you want to do a bravo retreat
here in LA, where we go ride

500
00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:24,791
horses at the place where Teddi Mellencamp
had an affair with a horse trainer,

501
00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:27,958
let me know that would be kind of hot.

502
00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:50,166
Wow. Boo.

503
00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:52,541
Or yay, I don't know.

504
00:31:52,541 --> 00:31:55,541
Do we like him?

505
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:03,583
Okay.

506
00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:14,833
I think I think he divorced.

507
00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:17,208
I think he left her
and they got a divorce. Or maybe not.

508
00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:19,083
I don't know, honestly.

509
00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:22,166
If you're married, what's the point
of divorcing at this point?

510
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:24,625
Like, it's so much work
and everyone takes your money.

511
00:32:24,625 --> 00:32:25,041
Just.

512
00:32:25,041 --> 00:32:27,791
Just like,
fucking be adults and figure it out.

513
00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:30,250
And if you're not married,
don't get married.

514
00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,041
Ever. It's too complicated.

515
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,750
What?

516
00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:54,875
And he was there for her
when she was sick.

517
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:57,875
That's really kind.

518
00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:09,791
Honestly.

519
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:11,375
You know what?

520
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:14,375
No. Go.

521
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:20,250
Stop it.

522
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:24,083
No. I'm thinking
there's many different types of love.

523
00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:28,625
And maybe the love that her
and her husband moved into was different.

524
00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:29,916
And this was.

525
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:34,125
And then her letting him kind of like,
go off and saying they're separate

526
00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:34,583
and doing it.

527
00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:36,958
Maybe that was like an act of love to
maybe it was like,

528
00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:39,291
I do love him,
but now it's a different type of love.

529
00:33:39,291 --> 00:33:42,916
And so I think we both deserve
to have the other type of love as well.

530
00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:47,291
Yeah,
that's how I feel about Kyle and Mauricio.

531
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:50,291
That's how I feel about Kyle and Mauricio.

532
00:33:50,666 --> 00:33:54,791
I think they're going to just stay
married legally and they're just going to.

533
00:33:54,791 --> 00:33:58,125
And eventually someone's
going to get sick or something,

534
00:33:58,125 --> 00:33:59,666
and they're going to find comfort
in each other.

535
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,416
Maybe they'll move in together
at some point

536
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,958
because of something that happens,
but they'll still, like,

537
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,625
have these outside lives.

538
00:34:05,625 --> 00:34:07,166
And I think that will work for them.

539
00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,416
I think that's
what they always wanted to do.

540
00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,291
And then the public got involved.

541
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Yeah.

542
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,583
Yes. So what's the deal with that?

543
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:25,416
I don't I'm like,
where did this when did this happen?

544
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,500
Oh my God.

545
00:35:20,291 --> 00:35:23,291
That is insane.

546
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,875
That's a crazy story.

547
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:30,833
If that's if that's the T okay.

548
00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:35,750
Do you think obviously loves being on TV
and being in doing this stuff.

549
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:38,791
So he's probably salivating
that this is happening.

550
00:35:44,458 --> 00:35:46,750
That was Netflix right?

551
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:47,375
Yeah.

552
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:50,666
They're they're just
they're literally little data

553
00:35:50,666 --> 00:35:53,666
computers over there
like they used to give.

554
00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:56,916
They used to give the shows
they committed to three seasons.

555
00:35:57,125 --> 00:36:02,708
And that's like how they got
so many people invested in there.

556
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:06,250
Like even if it goes three seasons,
they were still pretty good, like Ozark.

557
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,875
And stuff
really took off in like season two.

558
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:12,250
And by giving it a chance to have legs,
things can grow.

559
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:17,333
But I feel like there is
because we're dominated by the patriarchy

560
00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:22,291
and because this type of entertainment
currently is predominantly

561
00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:26,541
female of interest, even though
the numbers are extremely high,

562
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:31,958
there's like a negative connotation
associated with reality television,

563
00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:37,000
and it's totally like
it's total misogyny based.

564
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:37,958
It's not.

565
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,333
You know what I mean?

566
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,125
The competition.

567
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:47,000
And they love the men,
love those competition reality shows.

568
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
I know
so many men that love the challenge.

569
00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:57,375
Oh, I watched the challenge,

570
00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:58,833
I love it.

571
00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:01,833
And they're all hooking up this season.

572
00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:04,833
Like, even Johnny Bananas called

573
00:37:04,833 --> 00:37:08,416
this female wrestler
from the WWE or something is on the show.

574
00:37:08,541 --> 00:37:12,750
And she, Johnny Bananas sent her
like an invite and he was like

575
00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:17,291
in the tub and was invited her
to take a bath with him on camera.

576
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:20,333
It was like wild.

577
00:37:20,791 --> 00:37:21,666
Oh yeah.

578
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:24,416
He literally. Meredith did it
first. Johnny.

579
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:27,416
Fucking copycat slut.

580
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:29,416
Okay.

581
00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,541
Do you do you like Johnny Bananas?
Do you know who that is?

582
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,541
Do you watch traitors or.

583
00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:36,083
Got it?

584
00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:38,791
Just wanted to see if you were
there. How? The villains.

585
00:37:41,916 --> 00:37:43,375
It's.

586
00:37:43,375 --> 00:37:46,791
No, it's literally how old I am.

587
00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:48,833
You know what I mean?

588
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:51,833
Okay, so.

589
00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:54,541
Isn't that crazy?

590
00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:56,833
But they did some years
where they were doubling up,

591
00:37:56,833 --> 00:38:00,083
so it's not like
they've been doing it for 34 years,

592
00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:03,083
but they're doing.

593
00:38:03,375 --> 00:38:05,375
No, no.

594
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:08,375
It's like.

595
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,500
Okay, so I want to talk about how gag day

596
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:16,041
was that the Salt Lake City
girls aren't talking at all.

597
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,916
I think that's really weird for them.

598
00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:22,583
So Lisa Barlow is like opening a scene up,
and she's talking in the car

599
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:25,000
on the right over about like,
how stressed she is to see them.

600
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,750
And she's like, I.

601
00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,833
And I'm just like,
I can't believe they're not talking

602
00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:34,583
because all of them buy into
and drink the Kool-Aid for their show.

603
00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,625
Maybe they're just all doing it
to promote the show

604
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:39,833
because they all drink the Kool-Aid
and they're like, inflating it

605
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:43,708
a little bit because all it takes
for Whitney as an apology.

606
00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:47,333
And then all of a sudden, she'll tell
everyone that you turned a new leaf,

607
00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:53,333
like she will accept an apology faster
than brawny on a spill add plug us.

608
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:54,666
Give us an ad. Brawny.

609
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:57,333
So I think it's really interesting.

610
00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,916
This is like how they're setting this up.

611
00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,750
And I didn't expect to see that happening.

612
00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:05,125
I thought like their
seasons about a month out. So

613
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:09,750
what okay.

614
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:22,958
Yes. You're so right.

615
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,541
I think that's

616
00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:41,375
that's no, that's really smart.

617
00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:42,916
I think that's really interesting.

618
00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,750
And I think that could very much
be the case.

619
00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:48,750
I don't know if it's going to be like,
I'm serious.

620
00:39:48,791 --> 00:39:50,500
I like hyping you up though.

621
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:53,125
It's fun.

622
00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:56,125
So no, I

623
00:39:56,250 --> 00:39:57,208
they could be doing that.

624
00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,541
They're on camera though,
so there shouldn't really be a limit.

625
00:39:59,541 --> 00:40:02,541
But the producers could have
just told them not to.

626
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:05,750
The producer could be like, hey,

627
00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,958
your show starts a month after this airs.

628
00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:12,750
So if you maybe if you guys go into this
and build some more tension

629
00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:15,958
and build some more attention,
it'll be really good for the show.

630
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,000
I could see that because then

631
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:24,458
they're not giving their first fight after
that season a way to a different show.

632
00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:26,750
That's smart.

633
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,083
That's some Braunwyn shit.

634
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:31,541
Braunwyn thinks of that shit
because she's literally like,

635
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,000
she's so type A, she's type A housewife.

636
00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:44,166
But it's kind of crazy.

637
00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:49,208
I don't.

638
00:40:49,208 --> 00:40:54,166
Can I tell you
I think that there's I'm shocked.

639
00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:56,916
I was shocked like a season ago.

640
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:59,291
But I think Todd is in on this.

641
00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:01,791
I think that he.

642
00:41:01,791 --> 00:41:03,916
Yeah, I think
it's going to get him attention to.

643
00:41:03,916 --> 00:41:06,916
And he likes it. And.

644
00:41:08,041 --> 00:41:11,750
All these men like
I just the thing about most men,

645
00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:16,291
most heteronormative men is there,
they don't really hide shit.

646
00:41:16,291 --> 00:41:20,708
So and especially something as extreme
as being on camera, you know what I mean?

647
00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:24,000
There are, there are house husbands
that don't really come on the show

648
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,000
or do like a one once in a season cameo.

649
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,083
For a long time,

650
00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:29,791
Mauricio

651
00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:32,750
was like a once, you know,
a couple times in a season cameo.

652
00:41:32,750 --> 00:41:36,666
And then when he stuck around and more
marriages fell apart and we got a couple

653
00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:39,958
like cute scenes of them kissing in a pool
or at the party having fun together.

654
00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:43,458
People liked him, and then he got
more of a taste and got to come on board.

655
00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:46,458
But they don't even get paid.

656
00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:50,916
Oh my god.

657
00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:55,083
Yeah, yeah,

658
00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:56,500
he loves it.

659
00:41:56,500 --> 00:42:00,666
That's why he has his own show
or at least had his own show on Netflix.

660
00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:02,291
But I bet, you know,

661
00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:07,000
it's weird because he still tries
to do the work for the agency.

662
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:12,791
So it's like, I don't know, I'm curious
when he's actually if he can step away

663
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:16,958
from that job and just sit on the board
or something like that.

664
00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:18,333
He probably has enough money.

665
00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:21,625
He could be really invested in this. You.

666
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:33,291
I know he
has a team, but I still think that there's

667
00:42:33,291 --> 00:42:37,708
big enough clients that go to the agency
where he has to like, show face

668
00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:38,958
for a couple for the meetings

669
00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:42,375
with those people and stuff,
because they're like paying extra to have

670
00:42:42,416 --> 00:42:45,458
Mauricio tied to it,
because they've been selling their billion

671
00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:48,500
dollar homes with him forever, you know?

672
00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:52,625
Right.

673
00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:54,625
I just don't think
he can handle any of it.

674
00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:57,208
Like just be the reality star
that you want to be, Mauricio.

675
00:42:57,208 --> 00:43:00,208
Like, why? Why?

676
00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:03,958
He probably just loves it.

677
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,750
I mean, realtors love you.

678
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,375
Can you can speak to this.

679
00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:10,166
Realtors love that little chase
and that little win.

680
00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:13,166
It's like it's like a little dog race.

681
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:18,083
There's there's a time in a

682
00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:21,833
in in a in the universe
somewhere where I went into real estate.

683
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:24,708
I would be such a fucking great realtor
if I was a realtor.

684
00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:26,083
But I wouldn't do it.

685
00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:28,000
I wouldn't, I'd want to.

686
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,041
I just have to. Opinionated.

687
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:31,583
I'm too opinionated.

688
00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:35,833
So I'm going to literally be telling
people I hate the decor in the house.

689
00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:38,500
I'll be touring them and be like,
yeah, but like, don't picture this decor.

690
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:39,083
It's horrible.

691
00:43:39,083 --> 00:43:40,125
Don't don't look at this.

692
00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:41,208
Do this instead.

693
00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:43,333
Like, and literally
I would have hired the stager

694
00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:44,833
and been like pissed at the stager.

695
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:47,125
I hired like be bad.

696
00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:52,250
Literally.

697
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:55,250
I feel like that's.

698
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,750
Sold the house and someone's like,
I hate this house.

699
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,375
Why'd you sell me this house?

700
00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:16,375
Ever do that?

701
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:19,625
Stop.

702
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:49,958
He's like, I can hey!

703
00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:52,958
He's like, hey,
do you need a real estate agent?

704
00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:58,875
Yeah.

705
00:45:01,583 --> 00:45:02,541
God. Thank God.

706
00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:04,291
Okay, good.

707
00:45:04,291 --> 00:45:08,041
Well, speaking of, let's talk about.

708
00:45:08,666 --> 00:45:09,125
Oh, wait,

709
00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:10,916
I want to go back to Salt Lake City
really quickly

710
00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:13,166
because Porsche
really get involved in this thing.

711
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:15,750
And they're like, like you said,
they're like, we have to sniff it out.

712
00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:19,041
We have to see what
what's going on with the Salt Lake girls.

713
00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:22,750
Like, is it safe to be in with Barlow
or whatever? And

714
00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:27,083
Gisele goes to Whitney and is like,
what's up with Salt Lake?

715
00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:30,875
And then Whitney and Braunwyn are there
and they're like, oh, I just met you.

716
00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:32,541
But like, I wouldn't be friends with Lisa.

717
00:45:32,541 --> 00:45:35,458
I wouldn't trust Lisa.
And they're like, wait, why?

718
00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:37,083
And then Portia's talking to Lisa

719
00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:38,833
and she's like, it's weird
that you don't like someone.

720
00:45:38,833 --> 00:45:41,666
Did they talk about husbands?
And Lisa confirms it.

721
00:45:41,666 --> 00:45:47,500
And then we see this horrible montage
of like, just the fighting between them.

722
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

723
00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:03,791
That's it.

724
00:46:03,791 --> 00:46:06,208
That's literally
that was a sound bite from the episode.

725
00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:07,458
You guys.

726
00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:10,458
Thank you, Peacock, for sharing it.

727
00:46:10,791 --> 00:46:12,625
And then Whitney's, you know, no one is.

728
00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:13,833
Salt Lake is talking to them.

729
00:46:13,833 --> 00:46:15,875
And Braunwyn was like,
I don't want to waste my breath

730
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:18,875
talking about those bitches anymore
or whatever she said.

731
00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:28,166
I loved it,

732
00:46:28,166 --> 00:46:31,416
and I am like a little prediction,
you guys.

733
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:34,750
We're going to be covering it
here on Bravo Anonymous Salt Lake City

734
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:38,750
this season,
but I kind of have a feeling Braunwyn

735
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:42,875
could have like a a villain season
this year.

736
00:46:43,458 --> 00:46:46,083
I can kind of see
I can smell it in the air, like the wind

737
00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:49,416
shift gears a little bit,
and I think she's going to step into it.

738
00:46:49,416 --> 00:46:52,083
And she could blame the divorce
and like what she's going through

739
00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:55,500
with Todd the whole time,
which will totally work for her like a la

740
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:56,291
Erika Jayne.

741
00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:59,208
But I think it might be time
for her villain season.

742
00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:01,791
Because it can't be Mary
because Mary son died.

743
00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:03,125
Sorry, R.I.P..

744
00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:10,833
Please.

745
00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:12,375
No, I'm.

746
00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:15,375
We saw that last season and.

747
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,125
She's getting a divorce.

748
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:21,125
Girl. Angie's getting a divorce.

749
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:22,583
Do you think it's fake?

750
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,208
I think do you think her and her husband

751
00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:27,208
are faking the storyline
because they're smart enough to.

752
00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:31,625
They're smart enough to.

753
00:47:35,916 --> 00:47:37,916
Oh, really?

754
00:47:37,916 --> 00:47:40,916
I think they're smart enough to do it.

755
00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:56,750
I love you.

756
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:05,833
Wait.

757
00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:06,583
That's magic.

758
00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:07,750
Are you a Gemini two?

759
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:10,375
Libra rising. What are you.

760
00:48:10,375 --> 00:48:11,750
Yeah, you're my sister's sign.

761
00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:13,041
I even say, wait, I can.

762
00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:16,041
I remember the first time
I saw Pirates of the Caribbean.

763
00:48:16,291 --> 00:48:19,291
You know, I'm
sorry to hear about your trauma.

764
00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:22,666
So I at first I pirates the Caribbean.

765
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:25,916
The next day, I made my best friends
swear to meet me in the creek

766
00:48:25,916 --> 00:48:28,125
behind my friend's
house and dresses pirates.

767
00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:31,416
And then I made them go on a pirate
adventure with me in the creek in a canoe.

768
00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:35,833
We were not for okay.

769
00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:37,166
We were like, legit teenagers.

770
00:48:37,166 --> 00:48:40,166
And I was like, getting the boat.

771
00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:47,500
I love diaries, I love it.

772
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:51,625
I saw a TikTok the other day
that this woman has to call her mother,

773
00:48:51,625 --> 00:48:54,750
who has dementia,
and pretend to be Bill Compton.

774
00:48:57,625 --> 00:49:01,291
It was so cute doing a horrible drawl
and she's like,

775
00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:04,333
pretending like to tell her about her
doctor's appointment on Monday.

776
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:08,166
It was really cute.

777
00:49:08,166 --> 00:49:10,375
Okay, good.

778
00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:11,333
It's fine.

779
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:13,166
Back to our regularly scheduled meeting.

780
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,708
After our little tangent,

781
00:49:15,708 --> 00:49:19,250
the Countess Luann flies in on this,
like trapeze thing, and it's so.

782
00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:20,375
And she sings her song.

783
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:23,958
And I'm obsessed with it
because she's having the best time

784
00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:28,166
and she's living her best life,
and she doesn't take things too seriously.

785
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:30,416
And she likes to have fun. That's Luann.

786
00:49:30,416 --> 00:49:34,291
But there's all these uptight women
in the audience who sing like

787
00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:38,041
Erika Jayne,
who's making weird faces the whole time.

788
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,208
And then you have my girl Barlow, who's.

789
00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:40,708
And, like,

790
00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:43,708
they're all, like, singing Portia,
and they're like, dancing along with her.

791
00:49:43,708 --> 00:49:45,958
It's so cute, Theresa.

792
00:49:49,750 --> 00:49:51,583
I know,

793
00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:54,583
I love it.

794
00:49:57,916 --> 00:49:59,041
It's so cute.

795
00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:01,000
It's so cute and so fun.

796
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,333
And I just like the supportive housewives.

797
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,416
Like, I like the ones that will. Yes.

798
00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:08,416
And it like that, you know.

799
00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:13,625
She does.

800
00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:14,875
Yeah. She does cabaret.

801
00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:17,375
It's funny. It's campy.
Of course she throws herself.

802
00:50:17,375 --> 00:50:18,875
She has men dressed as bushes.

803
00:50:18,875 --> 00:50:21,875
Like that is so Luann.

804
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:29,750
I feel bad for Vicki.

805
00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:30,791
She has.

806
00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,500
She's got a champagne

807
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:36,375
corks shoved up her butt
and it's it's it's probably hurting her.

808
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:37,958
Someone needs to pull it out.

809
00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:40,750
She's like, so, so not.

810
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:41,791
She's a buzzkill.

811
00:50:41,791 --> 00:50:44,791
She's a bold boomer buzzkill.

812
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:05,500
I know.

813
00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,000
I'd be so embarrassed.

814
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,416
I'm already embarrassed.

815
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:22,416
I'm so embarrassed about it.

816
00:51:24,833 --> 00:51:27,500
I just think

817
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,625
I just think it's so embarrassing
when people, like,

818
00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:33,166
don't move on and or, like,
I don't know, get crotchety.

819
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:34,875
I'm like, this isn't your crotchety.

820
00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:36,666
It's kind of embarrassing. Like.

821
00:51:48,458 --> 00:51:51,458
Me to.

822
00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:55,166
She can do everything

823
00:51:55,166 --> 00:51:58,166
and it be funny and sexy and cool.

824
00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:02,625
And it comes off real and authentic.

825
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:03,750
That's the best part.

826
00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:05,500
Like it comes off authentic.

827
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:10,416
And I think and I think it makes the women
that have a little insecurity

828
00:52:10,416 --> 00:52:14,750
even more insecure
because she's she's just doing it all,

829
00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:18,208
and they don't understand
how it can be effortless to her.

830
00:52:44,666 --> 00:52:47,333
I love it.

831
00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:51,666
Yes, she's at the Carlyle on the Upper
East Side.

832
00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:54,750
Yeah.

833
00:53:13,708 --> 00:53:16,708
Prince of Agrabah.

834
00:53:16,833 --> 00:53:19,833
Yeah, yeah.

835
00:53:23,208 --> 00:53:24,083
It's like I know.

836
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,416
And then she gets up to leave her
martini glass empty.

837
00:53:26,416 --> 00:53:27,208
She slides down the bar.

838
00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:29,458
She's like, I'm going home to my vibrator.

839
00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:33,208
And you're like, whoa, who was that woman?

840
00:53:36,625 --> 00:53:39,625
Who is she?

841
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,208
I know I'll be her Ottoman.

842
00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:52,750
I'd be.

843
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:55,750
I would be an Ottoman.

844
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,041
I know,

845
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:16,041
it's amazing.

846
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,500
Obsessed.

847
00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:27,250
Yeah.

848
00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:29,916
They're not just watching housewives,
babe. They're.

849
00:54:29,916 --> 00:54:33,708
They're investigating
their personal assistants text messages

850
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:36,916
and emails to then call Andy Cohen

851
00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:40,083
and say, I know who leaked the footage.

852
00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:43,666
And being the person that like,
that's what we're talking about.

853
00:54:43,666 --> 00:54:47,916
We're not just talking about,
oh yeah, I've seen a couple episodes

854
00:54:47,916 --> 00:54:50,875
when I'm on my private jet
going all the way to Asia.

855
00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:53,041
No. They're infiltrated.

856
00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:55,041
They're listening to these podcasts.

857
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:55,875
Okay.

858
00:54:55,875 --> 00:54:59,416
They're having those discussions on Reddit
under a code name.

859
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,833
They're in it.

860
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:03,833
They're in it.

861
00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:06,666
And Seth Rogen loves it.

862
00:55:06,666 --> 00:55:09,666
Like, I just love that they.

863
00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:24,500
Babe, babe, you are.

864
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,458
You're an unscripted actor.

865
00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:29,458
And she has been like.

866
00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:35,916
I know it's like that.

867
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:38,083
But that's how she identifies
because she grew up

868
00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:39,083
in the Hollywood family

869
00:55:39,083 --> 00:55:43,125
with all the trauma she like,
she's never going to let that go. Her.

870
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:54,416
Is the right.

871
00:55:57,208 --> 00:55:59,500
You've seen Halloween,

872
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:02,500
you've seen Halloween,
you've seen Halloween.

873
00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:05,416
She's like in the original.

874
00:56:05,416 --> 00:56:07,916
She's like the little kid, okay.

875
00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:09,708
But she wasn't
the most recent one as an adult.

876
00:56:09,708 --> 00:56:12,708
And it was like it was iconic.

877
00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:15,750
It was my world colliding.

878
00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:26,583
It was subtext, and it was like.

879
00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:30,416
It was like a sentence here
and there on different episodes.

880
00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:31,500
And it was.

881
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:35,375
It was like the reason things
were being hidden and not talked about.

882
00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:38,375
That's why where the story came from.

883
00:56:40,041 --> 00:56:43,041
Oh, the American woman one.

884
00:56:43,625 --> 00:56:44,791
I never saw that either.

885
00:56:44,791 --> 00:56:45,583
Like, where was that?

886
00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:50,041
I think it was like on I think it was
on a lifetime's fourth channel.

887
00:56:50,125 --> 00:56:53,125
I think it's called lifetime for L4,

888
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:56,250
I don't know.

889
00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:59,375
I don't, I don't even have cable, so.

890
00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,458
I really want it.

891
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:05,666
I've almost I almost bought it
like six times this year.

892
00:57:05,666 --> 00:57:08,541
And then I was like, not today, not today.

893
00:57:08,541 --> 00:57:10,500
I just want to go buy
clothes or something.

894
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:13,500
I'm like, but I could buy a new top.

895
00:57:16,083 --> 00:57:19,000
I know, but I live in LA.

896
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,833
Yeah, I live in LA.

897
00:57:20,833 --> 00:57:22,625
I need a shirt.

898
00:57:22,625 --> 00:57:25,625
Okay.

899
00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:38,208
Exclusively.

900
00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:40,000
Okay.

901
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,500
It's it's silliness.

902
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:45,250
But you know who comes through that
I didn't expect to see was Adrian Maloof

903
00:57:45,250 --> 00:57:46,875
and then Eileen Davidson.

904
00:57:46,875 --> 00:57:49,875
Eileen Davidson was there.

905
00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:52,041
It was good.

906
00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:54,000
Of course Camille Grammer was there.

907
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,583
Of course. She's been so thirsty.

908
00:57:56,583 --> 00:57:59,666
She's been honestly,
if Teddy didn't get sick,

909
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:01,416
Teddy would still probably be
in first place

910
00:58:01,416 --> 00:58:05,166
for thirst to be back on the show,
because we all know how desperate she was

911
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:06,833
pushing for that. But.

912
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:17,500
It's not her choice, babe.

913
00:58:18,083 --> 00:58:20,916
They don't want her back,

914
00:58:20,916 --> 00:58:23,291
which people just don't like her like.

915
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:28,333
But, but and I know, me too.

916
00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:32,416
But you can't just give her the job
because she has cancer.

917
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:35,583
You know? Kyle can just write her a check.

918
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:36,750
She won't even notice the money.

919
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:40,375
It's like, you know, anyway, so then.

920
00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:44,166
But then we see Denise Richards,
who also needs a check

921
00:58:44,166 --> 00:58:47,166
and will not say no to an appearance.

922
00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:48,958
Yeah.

923
00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:51,000
You know who lobbed her up for that one?

924
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
Like a real pal, Erica.

925
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,291
She was like, Denise needs the money.

926
00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:57,125
Her and Denise
had been getting along lately,

927
00:58:57,125 --> 00:59:00,916
and I don't think it was any surprise
that Eric had put the T

928
00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:03,958
on the stand for her
and gave her the camera time,

929
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,291
and I'm happy
she did, because Denise needs it too.

930
00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:10,041
Like they both these both
these women do need some time on camera

931
00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:11,833
because then they get paid.

932
00:59:14,041 --> 00:59:15,166
I'm not.

933
00:59:15,166 --> 00:59:18,708
Lisa Rinna is a fucking businesswoman
and she's stoking that

934
00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:20,791
fire to get a good offer
if she does come back.

935
00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:22,791
But I don't think she's going to
right now.

936
00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:25,791
Maybe one more year.

937
00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:29,041
She did so good on traders, too.

938
00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:32,333
She she really elevated her
star meter doing traders.

939
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:35,041
It was a good decision.

940
00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:36,375
Faye Resnick is there.

941
00:59:36,375 --> 00:59:39,958
I'm shocked that Faye couldn't
weasel her way into a scene.

942
00:59:42,791 --> 00:59:44,833
She usually tries.

943
00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:45,083
Yeah.

944
00:59:45,083 --> 00:59:48,625
And she usually tries to get a scene
and get like a line in or a fight in.

945
00:59:52,416 --> 00:59:53,916
Okay, let's just talk about it.

946
00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:58,583
I was trying to like, no,
I can't hold my tongue anymore about this.

947
00:59:58,625 --> 01:00:02,375
I was trying to, like, be calm about it
and not, like, just come into the episode

948
01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:03,166
ranting and raving.

949
01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:08,625
I knew Camille was going to come on
and try to get the all the camera time

950
01:00:08,625 --> 01:00:09,041
she could.

951
01:00:09,041 --> 01:00:12,333
I knew it, but what I didn't expect

952
01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:16,791
was like how on her a game she was for it.

953
01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:18,333
It started right off the bat

954
01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:22,291
when Kyle Richards was like talking
about the dresses and the one strap thing,

955
01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:24,500
and then Camille's wearing one strap
and she's like,

956
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:25,666
like the dress I'm wearing now.

957
01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:28,000
And then Kyle
put her foot in her mouth about it.

958
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,041
And that was just the start.

959
01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:32,333
Then she, like a divorce
question, was asked.

960
01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:34,541
So she jumped right in
and took that and like,

961
01:00:34,541 --> 01:00:36,958
talked about her divorce over
somebody else.

962
01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:39,083
She had a speech written

963
01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:42,083
to dedicate to Kyle
that was salt and peppered with puns of

964
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:45,916
like being a fan of the show,
which I hey, I love that I'm not going to.

965
01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:47,333
Like I said,
I'm not going to knock on Reality

966
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:50,291
Star for liking their job
and liking being a reality star.

967
01:00:51,583 --> 01:00:52,416
I love a clock

968
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:57,208
and and like, she's
she's just she's talking

969
01:00:57,208 --> 01:01:00,541
about the little bitty
titty committee at one point.

970
01:01:00,625 --> 01:01:05,666
Like she's giving range and dynamism
in like the the scenes that she's doing.

971
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:08,833
And at the beginning I was so annoyed
and I was like, of course she is.

972
01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:09,750
Of course she is

973
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:12,833
like, is something I'd expect
someone like her or like Teddy to do.

974
01:01:12,833 --> 01:01:15,458
But her persistence worked.

975
01:01:15,458 --> 01:01:19,875
And then I bought the fucking cake
and I'm like, great, bring her back.

976
01:01:19,916 --> 01:01:22,916
She's thirsty enough.

977
01:01:24,208 --> 01:01:27,208
You have.

978
01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:57,750
Which, which?

979
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:02,583
Beverly Hills?

980
01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:15,750
Yeah. Sam.

981
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,416
Garcelle drove me nuts because she would
only say things in the confessionals.

982
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:22,416
It was like.

983
01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:31,541
Yeah, they're not motivated.

984
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:32,875
Half the cast isn't motivated.

985
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,333
They're all just trying to hide
and it's killing the show

986
01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:37,708
because then we have to watch
the same drama every week.

987
01:02:39,625 --> 01:03:03,041
No. I

988
01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:06,083
kind of think.

989
01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:08,000
I kind, yeah,

990
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,708
I think they should put the show on hiatus
or on pause,

991
01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:13,500
and I think that they should come out
with, like,

992
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:16,500
a Real Housewives of Brentwood
or Pacific Palisades,

993
01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:19,791
or like Real Housewives
of Santa Monica or Venice.

994
01:03:19,791 --> 01:03:23,833
And like,
even if they have to go down a zero from

995
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,125
if they go down one zero
and get like everyone's income level,

996
01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:30,541
a different level,
but maybe like a still high

997
01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:33,541
end millennial group of friends
that are women.

998
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:35,125
Yeah.

999
01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:38,458
Like they don't have to be billionaires
with private jets.

1000
01:03:38,708 --> 01:03:39,875
Maybe they do for Beverly Hills.

1001
01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:42,916
But I'm saying if we switch it
to Brentwood or Pacific Palisades,

1002
01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:44,916
you still have really rich women
that are friends,

1003
01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:46,708
but we can just get some fresh drama.

1004
01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:50,541
Because when you now
looking at Rhode Island like a new season,

1005
01:03:50,583 --> 01:03:53,791
like Rhode Island, I'm so excited about it
because

1006
01:03:53,791 --> 01:03:57,250
everyone's new
and there's like, variety in the cast.

1007
01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,625
Beverly
Hills is just like, become too stagnant.

1008
01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:06,125
Because the new

1009
01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:09,291
cast girl could work that
that Amanda that everyone hates.

1010
01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:12,291
She could have worked
if there were other people kind of

1011
01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:16,750
within the same palette,
but it was just different.

1012
01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:21,250
What an lifestyle difference.

1013
01:04:21,250 --> 01:04:24,250
Truly lifestyle difference.

1014
01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:42,083
Yeah. No,

1015
01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:45,083
I mean.

1016
01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:58,333
Brentwood

1017
01:04:58,333 --> 01:04:59,750
or Laurel Canyon.

1018
01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:01,833
Like, what if we did the what about the.

1019
01:05:01,833 --> 01:05:04,833
Yeah, yeah, that'd be cute. Or

1020
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,541
I mean, Bel-Air is probably too tough
because that's pretty much

1021
01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:11,541
the same as, like the Beverly Hills demo
I'm talking about.

1022
01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:12,625
Like this.

1023
01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:14,583
The problem
that was so dramatically different

1024
01:05:14,583 --> 01:05:19,541
is because most of the housewives on
Beverly Hills weren't affected by, like,

1025
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:23,958
the 2008 recession, the way that Amanda,
her name's Amanda, right.

1026
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,291
Amanda's family was probably affected
because she's got that con artist

1027
01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:29,166
hustle vibe going.

1028
01:05:29,166 --> 01:05:31,958
It's like girlboss girlboss,
because she probably

1029
01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:35,416
she probably had to survive
modern day depression.

1030
01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:43,750
It's just different because
some people are doing gig gig work now.

1031
01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:44,708
It's just a different.

1032
01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:47,708
But yes, you're right, it's so it's worse.

1033
01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:53,083
I agree.

1034
01:05:56,583 --> 01:05:59,833
Okay, well we were previously talking.

1035
01:05:59,833 --> 01:06:00,750
I love that about us.

1036
01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:02,000
I hope everyone else listening

1037
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,541
has ADHD too, because this will be
a really great episode for you.

1038
01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:08,333
If you don't, you're going to be like,
Lindsay, what the fuck?

1039
01:06:08,333 --> 01:06:12,041
You're in the middle of talking
about how bad Camille wants attention.

1040
01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:13,666
But that was pretty much the point.

1041
01:06:13,666 --> 01:06:18,125
And it was just like,
I she won me over with it,

1042
01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:20,500
and I didn't think it was possible,
but it reminds me of that

1043
01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:22,291
Will Ferrell audition
for Saturday Night Live,

1044
01:06:22,291 --> 01:06:25,500
where he pretends to be a cat
for an extended period of time.

1045
01:06:27,666 --> 01:06:28,791
Mauricio shows up

1046
01:06:28,791 --> 01:06:32,791
and the energy between him and Kyle
is, like, so different.

1047
01:06:32,791 --> 01:06:34,208
I've never seen anything.

1048
01:06:34,208 --> 01:06:37,041
I've never seen them
kind of like this before. It's weird.

1049
01:06:37,041 --> 01:06:40,208
It's like he just got off a private jet
and he's already drunk or disoriented

1050
01:06:40,208 --> 01:06:43,208
and he's like,
makes a weird joke about a wedding.

1051
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:53,416
We all cried together.

1052
01:06:53,416 --> 01:06:55,208
Vicky's humiliating.

1053
01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:58,208
Oh my God.

1054
01:07:13,083 --> 01:07:14,458
She's like a parrot.

1055
01:07:14,458 --> 01:07:17,708
Why is she a parrot?
She reminds me of that.

1056
01:07:17,708 --> 01:07:19,833
That parrot Disney
that's always squawking.

1057
01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:21,625
What's his name?

1058
01:07:21,625 --> 01:07:24,625
Yeah, yeah.

1059
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,541
That's Vicky.

1060
01:07:26,541 --> 01:07:28,333
Vicky's literally just a parrot.

1061
01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:32,208
And it's my god,
the bunco game night episode.

1062
01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:34,750
I literally had to, like,
turn the volume down.

1063
01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,875
They were giving me a headache.

1064
01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:38,875
Tamara swooping and screaming.

1065
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:40,833
Those women in Orange County are insane.

1066
01:07:40,833 --> 01:07:43,625
I don't think I could ever live there
after seeing that episode.

1067
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,916
I'm always, I guess

1068
01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:54,916
you're always screaming, wow!

1069
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,666
Now we have to go to FanFest
in Charleston.

1070
01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:10,666
Now we have to go to FanFest in
Charleston.

1071
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:14,666
We'll have the craziest party
out of every podcast

1072
01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:17,708
that is there.

1073
01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:20,250
Well, don't say that.

1074
01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:20,916
Manifest.

1075
01:08:20,916 --> 01:08:22,666
Manifest that the right contract comes

1076
01:08:22,666 --> 01:08:25,666
that gets
you able to do it, or a partnership.

1077
01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:29,416
Maybe someone will pay for us
to do like a sponsored house.

1078
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:30,041
Yeah.

1079
01:08:30,041 --> 01:08:33,041
Sponsored house.

1080
01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:34,083
Yeah.

1081
01:08:34,083 --> 01:08:36,708
I think it's like, well,
I think it's as simple as like,

1082
01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:39,166
what if like,
I don't know if someone's brand.

1083
01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:43,791
What if sewing down sunset
or something down south

1084
01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:46,833
sponsors our Airbnb. Okay.

1085
01:08:46,833 --> 01:08:49,833
And we put their pillows in it

1086
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:53,416
and we shoot a podcast episode
with their pillows, that'd be cool.

1087
01:08:57,875 --> 01:08:59,416
Okay, good.

1088
01:08:59,416 --> 01:09:01,791
Think high reach for the sky.

1089
01:09:01,791 --> 01:09:03,875
Yeah. Them
saying that a happy anniversary.

1090
01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:04,125
Okay.

1091
01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:06,708
Barlow saying happy anniversary
though I liked

1092
01:09:06,708 --> 01:09:08,916
I thought it was a little shady,
a little reminder

1093
01:09:08,916 --> 01:09:12,458
like you're on our turf and like,
you know what I mean?

1094
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,083
And you're still married to Kyle.

1095
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:18,125
Happy anniversary. No.

1096
01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:24,125
You, Vicki, you.

1097
01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:27,791
If I was a straight guy and I loved Bravo,
I'd probably try to go sleep

1098
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:30,791
with Vicki Gunvalson just for the story.

1099
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,083
Joe Bradley, go do it.

1100
01:09:36,083 --> 01:09:39,083
Joe Bradley, please.

1101
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:40,125
Westwood.

1102
01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:41,916
That would actually
that I could see that happening.

1103
01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:44,916
I could see that working for them.

1104
01:09:46,083 --> 01:09:47,166
I pay his bills,

1105
01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:50,166
but I make lots of money on life
insurance.

1106
01:09:51,333 --> 01:09:55,166
And West is just like living in
her on her couch with just.

1107
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:01,875
And I even.

1108
01:10:01,875 --> 01:10:03,166
And then she builds him.

1109
01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:07,333
She'll probably build like a sports den
in her garage where he hosts his podcast.

1110
01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:14,166
Oh, is he negotiating a bigger deal?

1111
01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,000
Yeah I bet.

1112
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:17,458
Watch.

1113
01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:20,041
Here comes the serious announcement later
this afternoon.

1114
01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:23,000
Every time we talk,
I make a little prediction like that.

1115
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,125
And it happens that day.

1116
01:10:24,125 --> 01:10:26,125
So watch

1117
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:28,083
West Wilson it's true.

1118
01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:31,375
West Wilson serious steel he's his shows

1119
01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:34,458
moving to serious radio
or a competitor iHeart radio.

1120
01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:37,458
Some shit like that watch.

1121
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:38,541
Okay.

1122
01:10:38,541 --> 01:10:40,375
Well in two hours it's coming out.

1123
01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:42,250
Breaking Friday, breaking Monday news.

1124
01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:44,750
I'm like, what day is it today?
Okay. Well, how about this?

1125
01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:49,125
Luann tries to talk to Vicki in the car
some more, and then her

1126
01:10:49,125 --> 01:10:52,166
phone rings and she jumps on it
and I was like, there we go.

1127
01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:03,083
I know.

1128
01:11:05,958 --> 01:11:08,958
She is crazy.

1129
01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,750
It was funny though.

1130
01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:14,666
The timing was really funny.

1131
01:11:14,666 --> 01:11:16,541
What if Vicki's in on it?

1132
01:11:16,541 --> 01:11:20,958
Is there a chance, is there a chance that
is there a chance that Vicki's doing this

1133
01:11:20,958 --> 01:11:24,125
for the drama on purpose
and like being funny about it

1134
01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:26,666
and then standoffish about it on purpose?
Do you think?

1135
01:11:26,666 --> 01:11:29,666
Or is it just her?

1136
01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:32,333
Reactionary?

1137
01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:35,166
Yeah, she's a reactionary.

1138
01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:38,166
You're right.

1139
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:43,791
No she is.

1140
01:11:43,791 --> 01:11:44,875
She's that type.

1141
01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:47,875
She's the Lauren. She's Lauren Conrad.

1142
01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:48,916
Yeah.

1143
01:11:48,916 --> 01:11:52,625
And that's a reference to my
How to Be a Reality Star

1144
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:54,041
future book that's coming out.

1145
01:11:54,041 --> 01:11:57,041
I'm telling. I'm.

1146
01:11:58,166 --> 01:11:58,708
Okay.

1147
01:11:58,708 --> 01:12:00,541
You can have a quote.
I'll give you a quote in the book.

1148
01:12:00,541 --> 01:12:05,041
I'll be, like, quoted by reality
with Raya in something that'll be cute.

1149
01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:07,166
Yeah, yeah.

1150
01:12:07,166 --> 01:12:07,791
And then you can.

1151
01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:10,791
And then you could be like,
I was in this book.

1152
01:12:15,625 --> 01:12:16,333
No, you.

1153
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:17,208
I hate the walls.

1154
01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:20,208
Okay.

1155
01:12:25,416 --> 01:12:27,208
Did you, did you get the

1156
01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:30,208
did you get the article
or did you say no it's paywall.

1157
01:12:31,625 --> 01:12:34,541
Good.

1158
01:12:34,541 --> 01:12:37,375
I'll do it.

1159
01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:39,166
How about when Luann still then

1160
01:12:39,166 --> 01:12:42,208
has the nerve to invite Vicki
up to her room for a drink?

1161
01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:44,500
Like she's still giving her
the chance at the scene?

1162
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:46,083
She's like,
do you want to come up for a drink?

1163
01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:50,041
And Vicki's like, no, everyone
go to their own rooms and be quiet.

1164
01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:55,916
It's weird.

1165
01:12:55,916 --> 01:12:58,333
It's really weird.

1166
01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:02,250
I know, I know, I know, it's weird.

1167
01:13:02,791 --> 01:13:06,500
It's I she's like saying
she's not improving at all.

1168
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:08,875
She's not.
Yes. Adding she's like hell knowing.

1169
01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:18,875
Yeah.

1170
01:13:48,916 --> 01:13:49,750
And she

1171
01:13:49,750 --> 01:13:53,625
and she came in like, Luann
does a really good job of that stuff.

1172
01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:56,125
She comes in apologetic
and she starts it off.

1173
01:13:56,125 --> 01:14:00,291
So but it's like she's like she bows
to their ego and I'm just I don't know.

1174
01:14:00,291 --> 01:14:01,083
That's why I give.

1175
01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:03,583
That's
why I give Luann more respect for it.

1176
01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:05,875
I just think that Erica,

1177
01:14:05,875 --> 01:14:09,666
I don't know, I don't like people
that are so uptight, I really don't.

1178
01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:13,541
That's a trend today for me,
is that I'm not liking uptight people.

1179
01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,416
I want you to be loosey goosey.

1180
01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,416
I'm ready to go
and excited about your job.

1181
01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:19,416
Thank you so much.

1182
01:14:19,416 --> 01:14:21,166
But there was also.

1183
01:14:21,166 --> 01:14:24,333
Okay, so besides that, I mean, I love Lou.

1184
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:27,625
There was there was a couple more
cameos of people that came to the party

1185
01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:33,166
that I want to point out to Sutton Brown,
not previously Sutton Stracke.

1186
01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:35,833
She's Sutton Brown, barely saw her.

1187
01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:38,041
Crystal Minkoff barely saw her.

1188
01:14:38,041 --> 01:14:41,041
We saw more of Kevin Lee

1189
01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:43,958
then we saw of Meredith Marks.

1190
01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:49,000
I wonder why did Meredith stay?

1191
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,375
Did she storm out?

1192
01:14:50,375 --> 01:14:52,708
She was like, in that one scene.

1193
01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:55,666
She wasn't that one scene,
but she took the mic off or something

1194
01:14:55,666 --> 01:14:58,666
like, what was that?

1195
01:14:58,750 --> 01:15:01,750
It was weird.

1196
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:04,541
That's it.

1197
01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:05,833
Literally.

1198
01:15:05,833 --> 01:15:08,833
You get it.

1199
01:15:09,791 --> 01:15:11,541
My favorite part of this episode

1200
01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:15,625
today was when you told me
that Shepherd's shook his head at you.

1201
01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:18,791
You need a second chance.

1202
01:15:18,791 --> 01:15:20,666
You need a second chance.

1203
01:15:20,666 --> 01:15:21,500
Here's Burt.

1204
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,541
I'm obsessed with it.

1205
01:15:22,541 --> 01:15:24,750
I'm wanted on a t shirt.
I'm obsessed with it.

1206
01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:26,000
It's going to be clipped.

1207
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:29,000
It's going to be so good.

1208
01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:35,541
Well, I do too.

1209
01:15:35,541 --> 01:15:38,541
In this case, I do.

1210
01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:43,875
Please send it to me.

1211
01:15:43,875 --> 01:15:47,916
Even if it's just your mere selfie
before you went out, like I can.

1212
01:15:47,916 --> 01:15:50,250
I can use that. That's amazing.

1213
01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:53,125
I I'm obsessed. It's
just such an achievement.

1214
01:15:53,125 --> 01:15:54,541
It's better than.

1215
01:15:54,541 --> 01:15:58,083
It's almost better
than actually getting him.

1216
01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:02,375
It's even better.

1217
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:06,875
Scary.

1218
01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:08,833
Is this little scary?

1219
01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:09,583
Yeah, exactly.

1220
01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:10,375
That's why it's better.

1221
01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:11,625
It's funnier that you were,

1222
01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:14,958
like, walking around
and trying to get him to look at you.

1223
01:16:15,541 --> 01:16:20,791
I was I'm obsessed with me.

1224
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:28,958
I hope so.

1225
01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,250
I don't want him
to become a Thomas Ravenel.

1226
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:34,250
But he was in that direction
a little last season.

1227
01:16:49,791 --> 01:16:52,791
Which of those?

1228
01:16:54,041 --> 01:16:54,625
If so,

1229
01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:57,875
which one of those Southern Charm
guys in the history of Southern Charm?

1230
01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:01,916
Which guy do you think would be
the most compatible match for you?

1231
01:17:01,916 --> 01:17:04,916
I think I know, I think I know,

1232
01:17:05,416 --> 01:17:08,416
but I want to hear your answer first.

1233
01:17:12,458 --> 01:17:14,083
Okay.

1234
01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:15,583
Yeah. Because he hasn't shown us.

1235
01:17:15,583 --> 01:17:19,208
He hasn't shown us whatever his toxic side
is yet on that show.

1236
01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:22,208
Really?

1237
01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:27,250
I knew it.

1238
01:17:27,250 --> 01:17:29,208
That's who I think you're most compatible.

1239
01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:31,500
Yeah, I think you're
definitely most compatible with Austin.

1240
01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:33,083
Come on. You.

1241
01:17:33,083 --> 01:17:35,583
He loves gossip. And you love gossip.

1242
01:18:15,708 --> 01:18:18,208
The story is so good.

1243
01:18:18,208 --> 01:18:20,541
How long did you stop them
through the airport?

1244
01:18:20,541 --> 01:18:23,625
How long did you stalk them through
the airport before you asked for the pick?

1245
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,500
No, I have heard that from multiple Bravo.

1246
01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,500
That like that was the best place
to see people.

1247
01:19:09,125 --> 01:19:09,791
Next year

1248
01:19:09,791 --> 01:19:12,791
you're dressing up for the airport.

1249
01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:19,416
Yeah, I agree, that's what I thought too.

1250
01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:26,458
People are fun enough.

1251
01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:26,958
Yeah.

1252
01:19:26,958 --> 01:19:29,958
And Madison at least was fun,
even though it was part toxic.

1253
01:19:31,708 --> 01:19:34,708
Yeah he did.

1254
01:19:34,750 --> 01:19:36,083
You could be. You could be.

1255
01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:39,083
Hey, don't put yourself down like that.

1256
01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:06,583
Oh, my God, I will never cross.

1257
01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:09,583
You don't like my ass on fire.

1258
01:20:09,625 --> 01:20:10,375
Don't.

1259
01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:14,375
Raya promise pinky, pinky that you won't.

1260
01:20:15,291 --> 01:20:16,791
I'm a good person.

1261
01:20:16,791 --> 01:20:19,791
Don't.

1262
01:20:21,291 --> 01:20:24,291
Please.

1263
01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:27,666
What was it about?

1264
01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:29,500
What was it about? Who was it?

1265
01:21:37,125 --> 01:21:40,125
Right.

1266
01:21:40,833 --> 01:21:41,916
But you had.

1267
01:21:41,916 --> 01:21:42,916
You had to.

1268
01:21:42,916 --> 01:21:45,916
You had to tell them.

1269
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,083
Well, you wanted to get it out.

1270
01:21:57,083 --> 01:22:00,083
You just had to get it out.

1271
01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:10,666
What was.

1272
01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:13,041
What was she.

1273
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:15,875
What did that fucking would she do?

1274
01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:17,500
She just manipulative a shit.

1275
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:20,500
No, not a good friend.

1276
01:22:33,708 --> 01:22:36,250
Oh, really? Oh,

1277
01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,375
no. No, it's not the.

1278
01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:39,125
It's toxic.

1279
01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:42,125
You have to cut it out.

1280
01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:48,875
Then come.

1281
01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:52,375
Yeah.

1282
01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:56,125
No, you and you have to do that
sometimes it's not.

1283
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:01,750
Stop it.

1284
01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:03,541
Could we have to go to Fan Fest?

1285
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:04,708
What is your problem?

1286
01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:07,708
We have to go.

1287
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:10,333
It's the weekend before Halloween.

1288
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:12,750
We're going to figure this out.
We're going to make it really cool.

1289
01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:13,750
We're going to meet

1290
01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:17,333
all of the people that support us
and like listening to our show.

1291
01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:21,208
Whatever it is, quit.

1292
01:23:21,208 --> 01:23:22,416
Quit it.

1293
01:23:22,416 --> 01:23:23,166
What is it?

1294
01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:26,166
Quit.

1295
01:23:27,250 --> 01:23:30,333
See, literally, this is
this is more important.

1296
01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:31,916
I think this is a priority for us.

1297
01:23:31,916 --> 01:23:35,166
There's a great
there's a great tiki bar on King Street.

1298
01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:36,666
I have to we have to go.

1299
01:23:36,666 --> 01:23:39,666
We have to get a pina colada there,

1300
01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:41,625
please.

1301
01:23:41,625 --> 01:23:44,625
Have you partied in Charleston before?

1302
01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:48,750
It's on your vision board.

1303
01:23:48,750 --> 01:23:51,750
And you're, like,
making this so difficult for me right now.

1304
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,166
I'm teasing.

1305
01:23:54,166 --> 01:23:55,708
I said it's on your vision boarding.

1306
01:23:55,708 --> 01:23:58,708
You're making this difficult for me
right now.

1307
01:24:02,041 --> 01:24:04,333
We are

1308
01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:07,333
okay.

1309
01:24:10,750 --> 01:24:13,750
In Charleston.

1310
01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:30,750
The Australian, the Australian.

1311
01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:35,083
Previous episode.

1312
01:24:35,291 --> 01:24:38,291
Yeah.

1313
01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:42,708
Maybe.

1314
01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:45,708
Maybe he's in Charleston.

1315
01:24:45,875 --> 01:24:47,291
But also I want to see

1316
01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:50,291
you do the chef move on Austin,
because I think he'll take it.

1317
01:24:50,291 --> 01:24:51,916
I think he'd love it.

1318
01:24:51,916 --> 01:24:55,458
I think he'd throw you
the fishing pole and.

1319
01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:56,708
Yeah.

1320
01:24:58,125 --> 01:25:00,750
Stop, stop.

1321
01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:03,166
You would.

1322
01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:05,333
Yeah. That would literally be you.

1323
01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:08,333
That literally be you.

1324
01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:12,083
Okay.

1325
01:25:12,083 --> 01:25:12,875
Trigger warning.

1326
01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:15,875
You're not allowed to eat anything
starting now.

1327
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:20,916
Just air

1328
01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:22,208
there. There you go.

1329
01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:23,250
Get her. Supermodel.

1330
01:25:23,250 --> 01:25:26,125
Her not skinny girl. Okay.

1331
01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:28,875
Anyway, you guys, thank you
for attending this week's meeting

1332
01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:30,375
of Bravo Hollyoaks anonymous.

1333
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:33,625
Next week
we're going to Atlanta for Girls Trip, so.

1334
01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:37,583
And I just think the tea is going
to get hotter until they get to New York.

1335
01:25:37,625 --> 01:25:40,166
They planned this perfectly.

1336
01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:43,041
Like I know it kind of makes sense,
but it also is just like

1337
01:25:43,041 --> 01:25:46,041
so perfectly planned.

1338
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:50,083
I never want it to end

1339
01:25:50,083 --> 01:25:51,166
anyway.

1340
01:25:51,166 --> 01:25:54,166
Well, thanks.

1341
01:25:54,541 --> 01:25:55,750
Well, I can't wait for the next one.

1342
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:58,750
Maybe on yours, maybe back online.
Whatever.

1343
01:25:59,125 --> 01:26:02,666
You guys, thanks for attending this week's
meeting of Bravo anonymous.

1344
01:26:02,666 --> 01:26:04,583
Thank you so much for coming out.

1345
01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:06,416
I can't wait to see you again.

1346
01:26:06,416 --> 01:26:06,791
well.

1347
01:26:06,791 --> 01:26:10,750
And, guys, check out Reyes podcast
because she's about to interview

1348
01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:13,875
Lacy from The Valley, a show that we've
also been covering here on Bravo.

1349
01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:17,083
We like her presence on the show.

1350
01:26:17,083 --> 01:26:18,750
I love it.

1351
01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:20,125
So check it all out.

1352
01:26:20,125 --> 01:26:25,041
And as always, keep your champagne cold
and your taglines iconic.

1353
01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:26,208
See you next week.