People Cannot Work A Doorknob Anymore

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I got a couple of random things too.
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Uh you put And this doesn't even have to be this is this I th put the shorts thing.
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I was gonna talk about it's funny.
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I'm actually wearing them right now.
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I ordered some more on Poshmark.
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I got uh Poison Ivy in there.
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Yeah, I got Poison Ivy.
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I want to talk about how to do that.
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You got poison ivy?
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Yeah.
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Well no, no, no, it's it's almost done.
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Oh yeah.
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It's such a childish affliction.
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It is.
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This is how it's hey, here we are.
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We're back after a three-week hiatus, and a lot has happened.
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We're season two, episode 10, I guess, because we're not starting a new season yet, because this was just a break, a midsummer break.
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Critiques, yeah.
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Because it's well, don't blame it all on me.
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You know, here we go.
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It's already starting.
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You get yourself in some comfortable shorts and you just get real fucking cocky.
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We'll talk about those shorts later.
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Yeah.
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So uh a lot to talk about.
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Three weeks off it in July.
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Let's see, I'll just run through what I can think of right now.
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Teaks is open.
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We'll talk about that.
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Um, what else?
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We had all the the the food truck was here, the lobster fest, Iron Man happened.
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Gosh, what else a lot has happened?
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Well, July is insane around.
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The Odyssey came out, the Odyssey came out.
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Um SpaceX uh cut itself in half, uh, and then you know the stock's worth nothing now.
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It's dead.
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Uh so yeah, just a lot going on.
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So let me start out with I got poison ivy.
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You got poison ivy.
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That's no good.
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Unbelievable.
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T dubs back there, just want looking at the ceiling for some reason.
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Is the lighting a little hot on a little hot on Chad, but am I blown out?
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A little bit on your cheek.
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You know, I can feel it.
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I can feel the heat.
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Can't you fix that in post?
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A little color correction, that'd be tough.
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Is it because of one face?
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Is it because it's this right here?
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Yeah, yeah, it's blown out, isn't it?
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I know I can feel it coming off my uh my sheet.
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Really?
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I'll see what I can do.
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Fu LA's.
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I'm not too confident, but I'll try it.
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Well, we're not uh not that professional here, so it doesn't matter.
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Yeah.
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What are we drinking here first?
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We're drinking Coronado Salty Brew.
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Salty Crew.
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Salty Crew.
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Yeah, California brewery, I believe.
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We haven't had them in a while.
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There it's good.
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It's got like a little lime taste in it.
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That's good.
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I had it over at Teeks, and then I thought it was so good I decided to get it here too.
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It's really good.
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Um so yeah, Teeks is open over in Bayview.
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It's uh going well.
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People are digging it.
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Um I uh I'm like really I'm really happy with the way it's going.
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Yeah, I've heard nothing about good things.
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The view's good, the bar's good.
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Uh we got good staff over there.
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You found out you got to a place where uh you you Ryan's been over there, you've been burning the candle at both ends.
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Yeah, for a little bit there, I've been burnt the candle at both ends.
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Um but uh things are starting to land a little bit, so I feel like I got a little more time to I'm gonna start.
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I'm back to bartending here on Saturdays.
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All right.
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Uh which is nice because I kind of miss this place.
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Yeah.
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Because I haven't been hanging out here enough.
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Yep.
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Um and uh yeah, so go check out Teaks.
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So, real quick for the for the listeners and the viewers here that haven't um you know caught up to speed with Teeks, what's uh as far as drinks over there and stuff?
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What what what's the main deal?
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Our deal over there is um um fresh uh berries or fruit that we get from the farmer's market to put in.
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We've got two signature drinks over there, one's a mojito.
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Okay.
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Uh and one is called the Old Bay Bridge, and it's a bourbon-based drink with muddled uh fruit in it.
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Okay.
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That's kind of a that's kind of the thing there.
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Um you can get a paddle bar lemon shake up there too.
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I like that.
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Um fresh margarita.
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So everything's fresh squeeze over there, or fresh squeeze and juice like like paddle bar, but not as extensive.
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It's a smaller menu.
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Sure, sure.
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I heard some good things about the uh transfusion that you're making.
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Oh, yeah, we have a transfusion over there too.
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Yeah, a little little nod to the golf course folks.
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I like that.
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I like that.
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People dig that.
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Um and uh yeah, it's been good.
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The views are good, it's like that laid-back vibe that I want.
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You know, you sit there, relax, listen to some chill music, and uh check out the bottom.
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But you hear some bot some bottles in the background moving around.
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It's because Saturday bartender's doing some stocking right now.
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Oh, I like that.
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I like that.
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That's going on.
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Um so as a matter of fact, and then the cedar's going well, the hotel uh is doing well.
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As a matter of fact, I put a discount code in.
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So if anybody of our listeners listen to BarPod, go to the stay at the cedar.com and type in barpod fan.
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Stop 15% off your room.
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15?
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15.
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Whoa! Go over there, which you do.
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Here's how you do it.
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Here's how you do it.
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You start at downtown, you book your room, start downtown some dusky, you have a nice afternoon at Paddle Bar.
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Yeah.
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And when you're ready to wind down, you go over to Cedar, watch the sunset, have some drinks at Teaks, and then you uh walk the 37 seconds to your room.
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I like that.
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It's a good move.
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That's the move.
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Sounds like a comfy situation.
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All right, so that's what's going on over there.
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Speaking of comfy, yeah.
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You brought up my shorts.
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Yeah.
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Um you have really embraced comfortable shorts.
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Well, yeah, recently.
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I Amber got and I never listen.
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I'm wearing shorts right now.
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You can't see on here right now.
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It's it's warm in here.
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I see a little bit of a sheen on your stash.
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Sweat in here.
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What is going on?
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Chad, move your hand over here.
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They keep it there.
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Then it doesn't blow out on your hand anyway.
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Is it that bad?
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Do we have to stop the show here?
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Not the best.
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No, we have no option.
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Well, we could try to move that surfboard in front of that window.
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Well, I'll keep my hand over here.
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How about that?
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All right.
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Anyway, let's get back to these shorts.
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He's stressing me out.
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He keeps looking at their like it's goddamn, you know, Saturday Night Live production or something.
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It's a couple assholes running a stupid bar pod.
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It's not that big a deal.
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Point taken.
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If I'm a little blown out, just be like uh, you know, like like like like mid-20s.
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No.
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Uh I'm wearing shorts right now that don't have a belt loop.
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Yeah.
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Don't have belt loops.
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Yeah.
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And it feels a little bit odd.
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Okay.
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And I with comfort comes a little bit of sacrifice.
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Right.
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There's not a lot of.
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You do sacrifice some style.
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I am sans wallet right now.
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There's no wallet.
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Because yeah, you'll bulge you out.
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There's no it's not even there.
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You can't do it because I put it in the back pocket.
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Um like mine with a little boat with a little tie.
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I don't know if you're wearing I don't have a rope in my shorts.
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So anyway, with comfort comes a little sacrifice, but I will tell you, I'm I am enjoying it when it's hot outside.
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Yeah.
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And you don't have to worry about a belt.
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Yeah.
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And uh speaking of hot, I'm turning the air conditioner on down here.
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It's freaking roasting.
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It's warm in here.
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Um, but and and and another thing, I never thought that I'd own a pair of Lululemon shorts.
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Well, and I gotta tell you, bud.
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What?
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That's what I'm wearing right now.
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Amber got them for the biggest.
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I don't think it's even popular anymore, which makes sense.
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That's why I'm wearing it.
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I think it's felt fallen quite fallen off.
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I gotta tell you something.
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I went and bought some Lululemon shorts.
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Oh no.
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You dropped your signature pencil.
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So what are you gonna do?
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You're gonna go get it.
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I could run over behind you so people can see my wonderful face.
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That's not gonna happen.
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Ryan does.
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Ryan's got long arms.
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Oh god's got long arms.
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Thanks, dude.
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Um, yeah.
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Got a Lululemon pen.
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Listen, I bought some of those shorts.
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I bought them.
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You bought what?
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I bought some Lululemon shorts.
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No.
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Comfortable shorts.
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They're like kind of a waffle pattern.
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And they do have a drawstring.
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What are we doing here?
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They are fantastic.
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I mean, everything's comfy downstairs.
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It's like a I got air conditioned down there.
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I tell you.
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Um I'm telling you.
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And I uh I like them so much.
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I don't care what they look like anymore.
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I used to be a little bit I'm pretty still anti-sweatpants in public.
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Oh, you can't do that.
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But I am I am into this, and I gotta tell you, I ordered some more on Poshmark.
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That's where Amber got mine.
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It's freaking crazy expensive.
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That's where Amber got my.
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So I'm not paying 60 bucks for shorts again.
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But uh so I found some on Poshmark that'd be arriving Friday that I'll be wearing a lot too.
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I'll tell you what.
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I've even been bartending in them.
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I'll tell you what is the well now that's you can tuck the tolerate in it.
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Sure, sure.
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Uh the moment any of us start getting um shoes with Velcro on them.
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That's a that's a step too far.
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Then that's that's that's when you know things are.
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That's a step too far.
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But I could see it happening.
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Yeah, so could I.
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Does that count if you have Sketcher slip-ins?
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You're that's another step.
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Uh Sketch pun there.
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Another step.
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It's a tough argument because you know we've both been proponents of uh, you know, thong uh sandals.
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Thong?
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Flip-flops.
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Oh, flip-flops.
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Slide is well, they're called thong sandals.
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Who calls them thongs?
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The the the Japanese.
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They do, they do.
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All right.
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Well, flip-flop.
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I'm still rocking flip-flops.
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It's summertime.
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I got some Berks going on with summertime.
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It's a little more comfortable.
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All right, but what do we do in here?
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So that's what we're talking about.
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Why do I have something about really dumb baby seagulls on the notes?
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Those are the ones that hang out.
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Oh, they're so that we yeah, that's another thing we went through while we were off is the baby seagulls that just hang around.
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Dad is so preoccupied with this sun.
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Would you stop it?
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You're driving me crazy.
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I won't.
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Just relax, it's gonna be fine.
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Or we can fix it right now.
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Do you want to try to fix it?
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We can't fix it.
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Yeah, we can.
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We can put that surfboard in front.
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I don't know if that's too tall.
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I don't think the angle's gonna do it.
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I can get right in there.
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Dead too tall, Jim.
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I'll climb right there right now and do it.
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Let's try it.
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Let's stop.
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Okay, hit pause.
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We fixed the the light thing, so maybe T double calm down a little bit back there.
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So you're missing a uh whatever that was.
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Sound dampener.
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Jeez.
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I'm a damn professional.
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Sorry.
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Well, listen.
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Use that term loosely.
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I will say I uh my temperature went down.
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That's good.
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You turned on the AC, and then I don't have a Yeah, I turned on the AC all over the game.
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No, uh back to back to your little baby seagulls.
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They do they hang out in the middle of the road and you gotta wait for them, kind of like the geese thing.
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Yeah, I feel bad for them because they're they're wildly dumb.
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I watched one just walk, he was walking into uh a door, he just kept walking into it.
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Mine?
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Mine?
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Mine?
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Yeah, mine, mine.
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Mine, mine, mine.
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That's a great show.
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Uh fireworks happened while we were gone.
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It was the 4th of July.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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Chill with damn fireworks, people.
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Like, what is the I don't I understand on 4th of July night, you want to see fireworks, bing, bang, boom.
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Kids love it.
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But like for three weeks on both sides of 4th of July, every asshole is out there lighting fireworks.
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It's like, you know.
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Do something good with yourself instead of burning things.
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You know what I mean?
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God, and shut up.
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Somebody.
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I I don't like it.
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It's annoying.
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I went.
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So there you go.
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That just reminded me.
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I gotta I gotta bring it up.
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I went to get my hair cut yesterday at uh with Amanda.
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Shout out to Amanda over at Roseav um salon over on Perkins Ave.
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They do a great job and they're super friendly in there.
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Yeah, right on.
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Um, but she said she's been watching the um older always sunny podcast.
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I gotta check it out.
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And reminded me that you look like, or not you, you act exactly like Dennis's Dennis, which is uh the character Dennis?
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No, no, no, Glenn.
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Oh, Glenn.
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That's better.
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Because if I act like the character Dennis, I probably should be committed.
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No, Glenn.
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She's like, she's like, it's just, I don't know, it's just the way that like he gets all fired up about everything.
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Yeah, for sure.
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That's what we like about speaking of fired up.
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We also had the uh the Canadian wildfires.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh also the American wildfires, too.
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Oregon.
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All these dipshits that we're blaming Canada really pissed me off.
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Because you know what?
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That's what we can control.
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The fucking wind.
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Right.
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Idiots.
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Right.
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Thank you.
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That was my rant.
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Oh, there it is.
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Well done.
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I mean, did you say did you see the jerk from Ohio, Bernie Marino?
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Oh, we're not.
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You see what he did?
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He tried to make legislation to tax Canada because of the wildfires or something?
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What is wrong with you?
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Yeah, let's worry about that, not about the people that can't afford health care and food.
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So there's my political rant.
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It's it's it's you know it's ups, it's absurd.
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But it did suck for business too, I will say that.
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Yeah, I mean, you had to get a big thing.
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You had to close down teaks and uh in inside here, people were running in.
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It was during the Iron Man thing.
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Oh my god, it's caught one down the wrong pipe there.
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Hey, did you see our mugs?
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Yeah.
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Look at that.
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That was from Surfer Steve.
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Yeah.
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Those are pretty sweet.
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Yep.
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All right.
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So that's the that's the rant stuff.
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That's what's been going on.
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Um I saw a thing the other day.
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You you put you put something on here about um Americans spending half their time watching TV.
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Yeah.
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Which oh boy.
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I saw a thing the other day about how the average American spends five and a half hours on their iPhone per day.
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That's not good.
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That's crazy.
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That's not good.
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But then I thought about it, I was like, you know what?
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I bet you I'm not far off.
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Really?
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I'm always I mean, it's around me all the time.
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And we're checking it.
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Which watch podcasts too.
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I mean they're they're saying it's a fun shortage.
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Americans are spending all their time on their phones, they're not going out, and they're not golfing as much, they're not going to bars as much, they're not going to movies as much, even though the population's growing, they're not doing as many things because they're addicted to their phone.
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Now, granted, this is probably brought to you on your phone.
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So my hypocrisy only goes so far.
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Nice tombstone.
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Very good.
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Yeah.
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Uh, but I do think that there is something to get out and do some more stuff.
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I think we're getting a little nuts.
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Um, I haven't seen a lot of restaurant industry stuff on my social feeds.
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I mean, this is what we're supposed to talk about.
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So we should.
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Well, it's good that we're talking about it.
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Yeah.
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Um the cost of everything is definitely going up.
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Uh, restaurant industries uh in general are seeing um not only the cost of food is going up, but people like last year the restaurant industry only grew 3%.
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So the cost of food rose higher than the people that are coming, which technically means it's a decline.
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And they're saying that that is um a good sign, a boy, a bad sign actually, of a impending recession when the restaurant industry starts to do that.
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And these costs are nuts.
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Well, it's like, oh, so so it's funny you bring that up because you could talk about a few things that point to exactly what you're talking about.
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Um two things I saw were that we right now are in the midst of a 33% surge in grocery prices in the last year, which is pretty insane.
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That's not good.
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Um, so that's not restaurant business, but that's food in general.
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And then, like I said earlier, I alluded to the iPhone thing.
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I don't know if that was on our soft opening, but um now Apple came out with um and let me see if I can word it correctly.
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They came out with a like a low, like a low budget phone, like a like a like a value phone.
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Well, no, they they've had that.
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They've had that.
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Now you can instead of buying it outright or going through your sprint provider or your whoever you're with, basically, to do it, you can get an iPhone instead of you know, you can get it for$7.99 a month or anywhere from$7.99 a month for an iPhone for a regular, like the base model iPhone through their using Klarna, go figure, because that's what everybody's using.
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I don't know what that is.
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What's Klarna?
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It sounds like a suppository.
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It's a it does.
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It's like a lending.
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I got my Klarna prescription.
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You don't remember those jokes?
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Remember Oh, like Karma?
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And like, oh, it's like where you can like oh, I got you.
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It's like a it's like layaway for modern times.
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Correct.
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People are like, people are like laughing about people doing Klarna for a for a Chipotle order.
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I I got you, yeah.
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That's where we're at.
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People are doing layaway for burritos.
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So all of what's all what's all this stuff tell you, right?
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What does all this stuff tell you?
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Nobody has any money.
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That's what it tells you.
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And then and then and then on top of that, you've got I saw a stat, 49% of people under the th under 30 are living with their parents.
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So I I think every Well, when you have an alien as the richest guy in the world, what?
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Doing his best to suck money from everybody.
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Yeah.
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That's what happens.
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He's a huge dude.
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Yeah.
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He is someone somebody I ran into somebody the other day, and they're they love the fact that I called alien uh Elon a uh alien from Planet 4 or whatever it is.
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Yeah.
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Um He's an odd dude.
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Yeah.
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And then so yeah, you're right.
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That's that's not good.
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Uh I think we are a little bit isolated in our area to a sense, because uh we are, you know, a great tourist destination, and um when people can't afford their bigger trips, they tend to do regional stuff.
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Yeah.
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And I think we're we're you know, we're we're lucky there.
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However, I am a little concerned about a lot of things I'm hearing from across the bay lately.
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At Cedar Point.
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Oh.
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Run by six flags.
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Well uh.
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I've heard some, you know, that the products, the quality is going down and stuff like that.
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I'm hoping that that's not the case.
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Maybe it's just six flags in general, not so much Cedar Point.
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But we've been over there a few times.
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You had a good time?
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Um we had a blast.
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Yeah, we had a blast.
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I will say some things were closed that I thought wouldn't be.
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But other than that, I mean it was it was good.
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I will say Cedar Point has always been the queen of uh the Great Lakes.
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Watering places.
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Watering holes, what I was thinking.
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A lot of different placing.
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Speaking of this, it's clean over there.
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It's so good.
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Okay, so Cedar Point's safe.
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That's what I like to hear.
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This is a very, you love trivia, and I'm gonna give you a little, I'm gonna give you a little guessing game here.
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And this is this is very um apt for our our podcast here.
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I bought when I was over there the first time, um, two 16 ounce medellos for Amber and myself.
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All right.
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So that would be if you had a 16-ounce Modellos, it would be$10 for two of them.
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I press the uh yeah, we're here, yeah.
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I press the 18% tip thing on the little credit card thing.
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Right.
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Always, sure.
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Go ahead and guess how much my my order was for two 16 ounce medellos with tip.
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26?
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Up unlike unlike unlike SpaceX, we're still going up.
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We're still going up.
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$40?
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$37.50.
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Holy shit, for two 16-ounce medellos?
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And you wonder, and you wonder.
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Did they come from Mexico?
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Bro.
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And you wonder why people get upset with the system.
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That's not cool.
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$37 for two beers.
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Get the f out of here.
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Get out of here.
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I don't like that at all.
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Come on.
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It's it's tough to try to keep things.
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That's why the little it's tough for a little guy to survive, you know?
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They're just gouging everybody over there.
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Now, I yeah, and I I get it.
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You know, that's not the target audience is not dudes and and you know, people drinking beer over there.
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I get it.
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But that doesn't mean no, it doesn't mean that you can just pillage somebody for 40 bucks for two beers.
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Yeah.
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I I I like the old days of Cedar Point, I gotta be honest.
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It's a little little chiller over there.
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Um, did you know that 49% of adults under 30 are living with their parents?
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I that's what I said earlier during the little thing.
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You said that?
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You told you I didn't pay attention.
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I was too I was dad was freaking me out with the light.
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Now that we're okay, I can get back on track here.
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Um, but you know what?
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I mean, honestly, is it is it it's probably smart.
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It's probably smart for those folks.
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Sure it is, because you can't afford a house if you're you know right the the the the the uh you're under 20, you're not you can't buy a house.
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You you know you can it's just I tell that story all the time screwing everybody in.
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And you did a very similar thing, but I drove out to Colorado when I was 22 with 900 bucks in my bank account and made it work.
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You can't do that anymore.
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There's no way you can do that.
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I worked at true value.
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Ace hardware.
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Ace is the place with a friendly hardware, no.
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Yeah, friendly hardware, no, not hardware face with Ace is a place with for the friendly hardware place.
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That's not it.
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Let's get into some more.
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I think I feel like we've been negative.
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Are we?
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Let's yes, let's positive it up a little bit here.
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All right, here I got a question.
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Um, so Tix has been open for three weeks now.
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Yeah.
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And like I already have my regulars, um, and it's awesome.
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Um how long does it take to become a uh a regular at a bar?
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Well that's interesting.
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That's a good question.
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You know, how is it is it just going three days?
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Is it three three days to sit in at the same bar?
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It's tough because when you're on vacation, you you really can lock in the whole.
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You can't lock into one button and feel the regular, yeah.
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Feel the regular vibe, but I don't know if that actually makes you a regular.
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I mean, we were regulars at that bar in uh in uh Idaho.
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Yeah, what was uh name of that town?
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Driggs, Idaho.
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Driggs.
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What was the name of the bar?
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Uh the bird.
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The wolf's I thought it was wolf.
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No, wolf.
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It was a wolf.
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Wolf wolf neck, wolf's wolf's mane, wolf's jaw?
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The wolf the wolf.
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I don't know.
00:19:13.759 --> 00:19:16.240
When we left, they were like But see you next year, boys.
00:19:16.400 --> 00:19:16.960
See you next year, boys.
00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:19.279
Probably because we drank copious amounts of teila there.
00:19:19.359 --> 00:19:19.519
Yeah.
00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:21.279
I don't think that makes you a regular though, right?
00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:23.599
You gotta put in more time in three or four days.
00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:28.720
Yeah, so there's a so you're saying there's a difference between a regular and uh man, I don't know.
00:19:28.880 --> 00:19:29.599
It's tough to say.
00:19:29.759 --> 00:19:30.000
Okay.
00:19:30.079 --> 00:19:30.960
I don't have an answer to that.
00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:31.440
If anybody has any.
00:19:31.680 --> 00:19:34.799
Somebody give yeah, somebody give us a little love in the comments are any opinions on that.
00:19:35.039 --> 00:19:36.880
I'm gonna say it's gotta be longer than that, though.
00:19:37.039 --> 00:19:39.920
That's a you're a temporary regular at that point.
00:19:40.319 --> 00:19:43.440
Because you can't be regular, you're not back for another year or however long you come back.
00:19:43.519 --> 00:19:44.400
Yeah, yeah.
00:19:44.640 --> 00:19:45.680
You know what else I got?
00:19:45.759 --> 00:19:49.839
Uh that that's been that's kind of negative, but whatever.
00:19:50.160 --> 00:19:50.720
If it has to be.
00:19:52.559 --> 00:19:53.519
Hey, if it has to be, it has to be.
00:19:53.680 --> 00:19:57.119
This is kind of funny, though, because I think people are people are getting real dumb.
00:19:57.200 --> 00:19:57.759
They really are.
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Oh no.
00:19:58.640 --> 00:19:59.359
I had this person.
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Uh oh.
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Here we go.
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A traffic ramp.
00:20:01.920 --> 00:20:02.559
No, this isn't traffic.
00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:03.839
This is some of that too.
00:20:03.920 --> 00:20:06.000
But this was at the mo at the at the hotel.
00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:11.279
This this guest stayed, and I'm not gonna say that person's name, but I highly doubt they're bar pod listeners.
00:20:11.359 --> 00:20:15.200
And I can tell you right now, they won't be coming back to the lodging facility because I won't let them.
00:20:15.279 --> 00:20:15.599
Uh-oh.
00:20:16.079 --> 00:20:18.079
I get a text in the morning.
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We need more towels, we need more coffee.
00:20:21.119 --> 00:20:22.000
Well, that's no problem.
00:20:22.319 --> 00:20:26.880
Yeah, we have a we have a room that you get a code to, and then you can go and um grab your stuff.
00:20:27.039 --> 00:20:29.680
And you can grab your stuff and take it back to your room, and we keep it stocked, and it's great.
00:20:29.759 --> 00:20:31.680
It's got books and games and all kinds of cool shit.
00:20:31.920 --> 00:20:36.319
Um, anyway, so this person um could not figure out how the code works.
00:20:36.400 --> 00:20:37.200
You it's so very simple.
00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:39.279
You enter the code, you turn the knob, the door opens.
00:20:39.359 --> 00:20:39.759
All right.
00:20:39.920 --> 00:20:45.440
Um, property manager over there went down and did it because she goes, I can't figure this out.
00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:46.559
You guys didn't send me the right stuff.
00:20:46.640 --> 00:20:50.880
She was just yelling, just yelling, and also she snuck her dog in the room and didn't report it.
00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:57.279
Um, and um so property manager went down there and opened it for her and turned it and opened it.
00:20:57.359 --> 00:20:59.519
And she goes, Well, nobody told me I had to turn the knob.
00:21:00.000 --> 00:21:04.400
No, no, no, nobody told me I had to turn the knob.
00:21:04.640 --> 00:21:05.440
That's our robot inside.
00:21:05.839 --> 00:21:08.160
Nobody told me I had to wake up in the morning and do shit.
00:21:08.400 --> 00:21:09.119
Like, what?
00:21:09.440 --> 00:21:10.880
I will say you idiot.
00:21:11.119 --> 00:21:17.519
I will I will say I set her I set her straight too.
00:21:17.599 --> 00:21:18.319
I was hot.
00:21:18.559 --> 00:21:19.680
It is insane.
00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:25.200
Uh I feel like I I feel like you uh you brought up people are getting worse and worse at problem solving.
00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:26.000
Yes.
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Do you think it's do you think it's because of everybody's going to their phone anytime they have a problem?
00:21:30.480 --> 00:21:31.920
And it's funny, it's funny that I'm saying that's a good thing.
00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:33.839
Some of these people can't figure out how to wipe their own ass.
00:21:35.599 --> 00:21:40.880
I'm saying problem solving, like trying to like how figuring out how a how a knob operates is a problem.
00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:42.799
What would you do?
00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.519
Like go take a picture of it with your phone and put it in JAT TV.
00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:47.039
How do I use this device?
00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:49.599
And they're like, Well, that's a device from the 1950s.
00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:50.720
It's called a doorknob.
00:21:50.960 --> 00:21:51.920
That's a dustbuster.
00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:54.319
What uh that's a dustbuster.
00:21:54.400 --> 00:21:55.039
What is that one?
00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:56.079
Oh, come on.
00:21:56.319 --> 00:21:58.799
This little handy thing called a dustbuster.
00:21:59.359 --> 00:21:59.680
Oh.
00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:01.359
Future movie that they would go back in time.
00:22:01.599 --> 00:22:02.400
Oh, you're really close.
00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:03.920
Oh, oh, oh man.
00:22:04.319 --> 00:22:05.119
Back to the Future.
00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:05.599
Well done.
00:22:05.759 --> 00:22:06.799
Back to the Future 2.
00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:08.000
Back to the Future 2.
00:22:08.480 --> 00:22:10.640
The dark horse of the Back to the Future movies, I might add.
00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:11.680
I I still love it.
00:22:11.759 --> 00:22:12.559
I still love it.
00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:13.680
What else did we do?
00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:15.039
Don't work on water.
00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:17.440
Didn't we have the Unless you've got power?
00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:24.319
That's when he's in front of the clock tower, and he's trying to, Marty's trying to paddle with a little Barbie surf the little Barbie hoverboard.
00:22:25.359 --> 00:22:25.920
You know, crazy.
00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:27.119
Like we kind of have hoverboards now.
00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:27.599
We're pretty close.
00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:29.759
You shoot or know how to hydrate a pizza.
00:22:29.920 --> 00:22:30.400
Yeah, all right.
00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:30.799
I'm done.
00:22:31.440 --> 00:22:33.200
He's just going with the Back to the Future two quotes.
00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:38.640
I got a little love from somebody, somebody the other day in the bar was saying that their favorite part of the podcast is when we quote movies.
00:22:38.799 --> 00:22:39.200
Oh, okay.
00:22:39.440 --> 00:22:40.000
Which oh good.
00:22:40.160 --> 00:22:42.400
Could you get a little closer to the mic, Chad, please?
00:22:42.880 --> 00:22:43.839
Fuck off.
00:22:46.000 --> 00:22:49.200
Hey, oh that's not my vibe.
00:22:49.359 --> 00:22:50.000
What's going on here?
00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:51.279
Kidding, yes, I can.
00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:51.519
Yeah.
00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:52.640
I'll try to get as close as I can.
00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:53.279
Thank you.
00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:54.240
Eat the mic.
00:22:54.319 --> 00:22:54.559
Yeah.
00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:55.359
Eat it.
00:22:55.519 --> 00:22:56.559
I, you know, that's another thing.
00:22:56.640 --> 00:22:58.400
I was supposed to get us some booms number.
00:22:58.480 --> 00:22:59.039
I was going to do that.
00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:00.240
What happened to that?
00:23:00.559 --> 00:23:00.880
Budgets.
00:23:01.279 --> 00:23:01.519
Budgets.
00:23:01.839 --> 00:23:02.000
Budgets.
00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:02.720
It's a tough thing.
00:23:03.119 --> 00:23:03.680
This works, all right.
00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:04.640
Cost of goods are up there.
00:23:04.799 --> 00:23:06.240
If you stay close enough to the mics.
00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:12.480
Speaking of movies, if uh I would argue that Back to the Future 2 is one of those ones that was a lot of people say that's the worst of the series.
00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:12.720
Yeah.
00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:15.759
But if you go back and watch it, you like it the more you the more you watch it.
00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:17.119
It's like what Ocean's 12.
00:23:17.359 --> 00:23:18.000
That's what I was going through.
00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:21.440
Ocean 12, which I would say Ocean's 12 is actually my favorite out of the Oceans now.
00:23:21.599 --> 00:23:23.200
It's funny because Ocean's 12, you're right.
00:23:23.279 --> 00:23:25.519
I think I think the lay person will say it's the worst.
00:23:25.759 --> 00:23:29.119
But it, dude, it is the the same people that can open a doorknob.
00:23:29.279 --> 00:23:29.759
Probably.
00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:32.559
The dialogue in Ocean's 12 is the best by far.
00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:34.400
Oh, Lost in Translation?
00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:35.119
Oh my god.
00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:40.799
When I was eight years old, I watched my mom kill a spider with a tea cozy.
00:23:41.599 --> 00:23:42.160
That spider.
00:23:42.559 --> 00:23:45.759
Years later, I found out that spider was my uncle Harold.
00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:50.480
I'm not familiar with that one now.
00:23:50.880 --> 00:23:51.759
I love that one.
00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:54.240
Go home and watch Ocean's Oceans 12.
00:23:54.799 --> 00:23:55.680
Oh, well, I've seen it.
00:23:55.759 --> 00:23:56.319
I guess haven't been a little bit more than that.
00:23:58.160 --> 00:23:59.680
It's called The Lost in Translation with it.
00:23:59.759 --> 00:24:00.880
And they're sitting in a restaurant.
00:24:01.039 --> 00:24:01.359
Oh.
00:24:01.599 --> 00:24:02.240
Yeah.
00:24:02.880 --> 00:24:06.000
Matt Damon's trying to trying to you know be part of the crew and it's not working.
00:24:06.240 --> 00:24:07.759
Clooney and Pitt are just screwing with him.
00:24:07.839 --> 00:24:09.119
That's a great thing.
00:24:09.279 --> 00:24:10.880
What's the Zeppelin song he tries to sing?
00:24:10.960 --> 00:24:12.640
What's uh uh cashmere?
00:24:12.720 --> 00:24:13.119
Cashmere?
00:24:13.599 --> 00:24:14.480
You're doing cashmere?
00:24:14.880 --> 00:24:17.359
You just called his daughter a cheaper.
00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:18.400
Don't tell him that.
00:24:18.480 --> 00:24:19.039
Don't tell him that.
00:24:19.119 --> 00:24:21.440
And she's currently confined to bed with a serious case of no, don't tell him.
00:24:21.599 --> 00:24:22.240
Don't tell him that.
00:24:22.640 --> 00:24:22.960
All right.
00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:24.319
Um, what else we got?
00:24:24.400 --> 00:24:26.319
So that was my asshole guest thing, no problem.
00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:27.039
That was easy.
00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:27.920
All right, you guys.
00:24:28.160 --> 00:24:30.000
Um you want to get to that?
00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:32.160
Has anybody else?
00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:36.960
And Ryan put this on the notes, so but I'll bring it up regardless because I'm in the same boat.
00:24:37.599 --> 00:24:40.559
I am catching the burger review guy on Facebook nonstop.
00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:41.839
Oh, you get him on Facebook?
00:24:41.920 --> 00:24:42.480
I get him on Facebook.
00:24:42.640 --> 00:24:43.680
You get him on the tick, TikTok.
00:24:43.759 --> 00:24:44.480
You're getting him on TikTok?
00:24:44.559 --> 00:24:47.200
Uh so the burger review guy, I think he's out of Elmore, Ohio.
00:24:47.279 --> 00:24:48.160
He's crushing it.
00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:50.400
And he goes around and he reviews burgers.
00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:51.039
I've seen him.
00:24:51.200 --> 00:24:51.680
You see him?
00:24:51.759 --> 00:24:54.480
And I gotta say, at first, I I didn't, I was like, I don't know.
00:24:54.559 --> 00:24:56.880
I don't know if I like this guy, but I'm starting to like him.
00:24:56.960 --> 00:24:57.839
And I like his shtick.
00:24:57.920 --> 00:24:58.559
All right, you guys.
00:24:58.799 --> 00:24:59.359
All right, you guys.
00:24:59.440 --> 00:25:00.079
He comes out, yeah.
00:25:01.359 --> 00:25:02.400
He went over to Putin Bay.
00:25:02.559 --> 00:25:04.319
Oh, he crushed the burger price place.
00:25:04.480 --> 00:25:05.039
That was hilarious.
00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:05.200
Yeah.
00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:07.680
Those people are gonna pay$3 for a burger, crap burger anyway.
00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:14.400
But he did uh, I think Boathouse did good, and so did um uh the boardwalk.
00:25:14.480 --> 00:25:15.119
And the boardwalk?
00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:15.680
And that would make sense.
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.559
But I don't think he did Joe's, because Joe's actually has a really good burger.
00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:19.039
I know.
00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:19.359
I know.
00:25:19.440 --> 00:25:20.079
That's too far off.
00:25:20.240 --> 00:25:22.480
But now I'm eating burgers and I'm going, oh, dreaded, shredded.
00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:23.359
Dreaded shredded.
00:25:23.680 --> 00:25:24.400
Dreaded shredded.
00:25:25.279 --> 00:25:27.599
The shredded lettuce versus the lettuce.
00:25:28.000 --> 00:25:28.640
Okay, you ready for this?
00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:29.359
This will go.
00:25:29.599 --> 00:25:31.039
We've talked about lettuce before, I think, on the show.
00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:32.640
Wendy's.
00:25:32.799 --> 00:25:36.079
Yeah, Wendy's Wendy's switched to the dreaded shredded, yeah, no good.
00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:39.599
So burger of you guys right on point with that, because the shredded lettuce sucks.
00:25:39.680 --> 00:25:41.599
You gotta have a piece of lettuce on a burger.
00:25:41.920 --> 00:25:42.400
You need to crunch.
00:25:43.519 --> 00:25:43.680
Thank you.
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:44.799
I like the crunchy.
00:25:45.039 --> 00:25:50.640
I had a burger yesterday, as a matter of fact, at a place in Cleveland, and uh it was it was the taste was okay, but it was all soggy.
00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:51.039
Uh-huh.
00:25:51.119 --> 00:25:53.839
And so not only did I have the crunch, but then later I had to crunch.
00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:58.240
He's got the he you gotta remember, he's got he's got a thing, you gotta have a toasted bun, which I agree with.
00:25:58.480 --> 00:26:00.240
I agree with toasted bun, brioche bun.
00:26:00.400 --> 00:26:01.920
We need to take a bar pod trip to his restaurant.
00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:02.720
I think we should.
00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:03.440
He's got two, I think.
00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:03.839
He's got two.
00:26:04.079 --> 00:26:04.880
Oh, the guy has a little bit.
00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:05.440
He has restaurants.
00:26:05.599 --> 00:26:07.200
I think in Elmore, Ohio, I think is where it is.
00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:09.599
Put his money where his put his mouth money where his mouth is.
00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:11.200
I think he reviews his own restaurant once in a while.
00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:14.079
He'll like surprise his staff and do a do a full-on burger review.
00:26:14.240 --> 00:26:15.200
That's actually cool.
00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:15.359
Yeah.
00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:16.160
So anyway, I'm with you.
00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:19.200
Anyway, burger review guy, if you're out there, check us out on Barpod.
00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:19.519
Yeah.
00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:20.240
All right, you guys?
00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:20.960
You're crushing it.
00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:23.200
I also saw a thing on Facebook the other day.
00:26:23.359 --> 00:26:25.200
This uh it's a tasting table.
00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:26.640
It's uh it's a national.
00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:30.079
And they uh uh they talk about the big three burger chains.
00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:31.440
What is the best?
00:26:31.680 --> 00:26:34.079
What do you think which one got for a double cheeseburger?
00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:36.319
So between McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's?
00:26:36.559 --> 00:26:37.759
Yes, which one got number one?
00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:39.200
Oh Wendy's?
00:26:39.839 --> 00:26:40.160
No.
00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:41.519
Burger McDonald's.
00:26:41.759 --> 00:26:42.400
Burger King.
00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:44.480
Burger King one with flame with the flame broiled.
00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:45.039
Flame broiled.
00:26:45.200 --> 00:26:45.359
Exactly.
00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:46.319
Flame broiled.
00:26:46.799 --> 00:26:49.279
It does seem like Wendy's has been, and I I'm not a fast food kind of stuff.
00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:50.319
No, it's dropped off.
00:26:50.480 --> 00:26:53.440
Um, so I don't know that much, but you've you've said that Wendy's has dropped off.
00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:57.039
Although you can still, I did a cheap, I did a they got rid of their sweet and sour sauce.
00:26:57.200 --> 00:27:03.839
I did McDonald's yesterday on my way to go mountain bike in Cleveland, and I uh I got a I was lost like needed to get some food.
00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:06.400
So I did a sausage McMuffin.
00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:06.799
Oh.
00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:10.559
And a uh uh iced coffee.
00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:10.960
Okay.
00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:12.880
And it was like 460 or something like that.
00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:13.759
Oh, pretty good deal.
00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:15.200
McDonald's breakfast is solid.
00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:15.920
I don't care what's in it.
00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:17.759
It's I mean, I'm sure that yeah.
00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:20.240
Wendy's has the best fries of the three.
00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:20.720
Yeah.
00:27:20.880 --> 00:27:21.519
Without a doubt.
00:27:21.759 --> 00:27:22.240
Really?
00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:23.359
I like McDonald's.
00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:25.200
So now you've got all- I don't really order fries that much.
00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:26.319
You've got all the different things.
00:27:26.559 --> 00:27:30.559
This is gonna be all, we don't have to keep going on it, but you've got you've got Wendy's is fresh, never frozen, right?
00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:30.880
Right.
00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:31.920
That's their thing.
00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:32.799
Square burgers.
00:27:33.039 --> 00:27:33.359
Right.
00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:34.960
Burger King is flame broiled.
00:27:35.119 --> 00:27:35.599
Flame broiled.
00:27:35.680 --> 00:27:36.720
And McDonald's's is.
00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:37.440
What is theirs?
00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:38.720
Uh I don't know You're loving it?
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:39.039
I don't know.
00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:40.160
I'm loving it.
00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:40.880
What is it?
00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:42.000
I hate those.
00:27:42.079 --> 00:27:42.880
Uh I don't.
00:27:43.039 --> 00:27:45.680
McDonald's is the least of my favorite least favorite of the three anymore.
00:27:45.839 --> 00:27:49.279
Yeah, but those little onions they put on are pretty tasty on a double cheeseburger.
00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:52.000
You guys have loved their double cheeseburgers for years.
00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:53.839
I have, but in the past I did like a double cheese.
00:27:54.079 --> 00:27:56.000
You can't even order from a a person now anymore.
00:27:56.160 --> 00:27:56.559
I hate that.
00:27:56.720 --> 00:27:57.119
Hate that.
00:27:57.359 --> 00:27:59.920
And you know the the amount of poop that's on those screens?
00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:01.839
So do you know that?
00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:02.319
Yeah.
00:28:02.559 --> 00:28:04.640
Well, it's like your cell phone, there's fecal matter everywhere.
00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:05.519
Yeah, and it's other people.
00:28:05.759 --> 00:28:07.359
I don't touch other people's cell phone screens.
00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:08.720
You're touching that screen all the time.
00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:09.119
Yeah.
00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:12.000
But I do like that because I I don't like to talk to people very much.
00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:13.359
You like touching poop?
00:28:13.599 --> 00:28:14.960
No, I don't like that part of it.
00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:17.680
But you can you can do it on your own phone beforehand.
00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:18.160
That's true.
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:18.480
That's true.
00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:21.359
But then of course you're just touching your own poop instead.
00:28:22.079 --> 00:28:22.400
Jeez.
00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:24.559
Let me let me one one more thing.
00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:25.920
We'll get we'll get out of it.
00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:27.519
This is a shitty conversation.
00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:28.319
We'll get out of this thing.
00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:29.920
Have you been in the Chipotle lately?
00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:30.559
I have not.
00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:30.880
Have you?
00:28:31.200 --> 00:28:31.759
I've tried.
00:28:32.079 --> 00:28:32.960
I can't you can't do it.
00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:33.519
You can't do it.
00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:38.000
Every time I walk in, every time I walk in, there's a line out the door because so I just don't go.
00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:40.000
I've tried it three times and I haven't, so I'm done.
00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:42.559
Yeah, I if I see a large cue, I have a tough time.
00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:43.839
What are you British?
00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:44.799
I like that Q.
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:45.680
I like the word Q.
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:46.880
If I see a large Q.
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:49.759
I mean like a like like an uppercase.
00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:52.319
If I see a large Q, I'm out of there.
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:57.279
Yeah, if I see a large you know uh alphanumeric symbol.
00:28:57.440 --> 00:29:00.240
Um, we have six minutes left already.
00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:01.359
This is going fast with that.
00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:03.359
Hey, oh, speaking of news that happened while we were gone.
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:04.000
This is fun.
00:29:04.160 --> 00:29:08.559
The Great Lettuce Outbreak that made everybody collectively shit their pants.
00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:10.079
Explosive.
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:14.640
Did you make me have the shit there is yes last the proof episode?
00:29:14.720 --> 00:29:16.160
This is gonna be the proof episode.
00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:16.880
Oh, it is.
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:27.039
Did you I kind of made I I was at a golf scramble um at Sawmill, and it was it was the the height of the cyclospora.
00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:27.519
Is that what it is?
00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:29.839
Cyclospora was a cyclospora cyclocora outbreak.
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:36.720
And everybody, when you went in, they had a nice like lunch setup, and there was just a huge bowl salad sitting there.
00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:38.799
And everybody's just getting near the mic, Chad.
00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:40.400
Everybody's just smashing salad.
00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:41.279
I walked right by it.
00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:41.920
I walked by it.
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:42.640
Oh, I won't eat it.
00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:43.359
There's no chance.
00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:43.599
No.
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:47.680
No chance I was getting in a uh a buffet style salad during that thing.
00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:48.160
No, no.
00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:51.279
It turns out eating just you know drinking beer.
00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:52.000
That's what you want to do.
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:54.880
You can't nobody's gonna unless you drink like 30 of them.
00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:59.839
Well, yeah, if you drink a lot of Bud Light, you're probably gonna have some problems or some natty light.
00:30:00.559 --> 00:30:00.880
Sickness.
00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:02.240
Uh I got a hot take.
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:06.000
Can we just chill with the espresso martinis everywhere?
00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:07.759
God.
00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:12.640
Where'd you go?
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:14.559
Where'd you go that espresso martini?
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:17.599
No, I just I everybody asks for an espresso martini all the time.
00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:21.279
I oh my god, did you hear about the new espresso martini that happened in Mary Mary?
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:24.720
It's it's all it is is some chocolate shit with some beans on it.
00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:27.680
Get it, get it.
00:30:27.920 --> 00:30:30.000
Well, it's because it's not, for one thing, it's not a martini.
00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:30.240
All right.
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:31.359
I'm gonna argue that right now.
00:30:31.519 --> 00:30:32.079
It's candy.
00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:34.000
It's it's it's it's a it's a mixed drink.
00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:36.240
A martini is a proper martini.
00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:39.279
I'll give you that.
00:30:39.519 --> 00:30:40.160
Vermouth.
00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:40.960
I'll give you that.
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:42.000
Agreed.
00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:45.920
Yeah, you shouldn't even be allowed to say you're drinking a martini if you're drinking no chocolate.
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:47.519
You're drinking an espresso crew.
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:52.160
You might as well go to Wendy's and get a frosty and toss some fucking beans and some alcohol on it, and you're good.
00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:54.000
Okay, now speaking of that, speaking of that.
00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:54.880
Sounds pretty good.
00:30:55.200 --> 00:30:55.759
You gotta give a look.
00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:56.559
There's a couple places.
00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:01.119
The problem is there's a couple places in town that make for the people that like that stuff, they make a really tasty one.
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:03.119
So it's like, I know, but uh, it's not my thing.
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:03.519
I agree.
00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:04.880
Dad now is onto something.
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:08.960
Oh, he likes oh, he's putting bourbon in his bourbon into a milkshake the other day.
00:31:09.119 --> 00:31:09.599
Yeah, I heard.
00:31:09.839 --> 00:31:10.319
That's a good one.
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:11.200
That was superb.
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:11.599
Was it?
00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:11.839
Yeah.
00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:12.799
Where'd you get the milkshake?
00:31:12.880 --> 00:31:13.920
Uh golly gee.
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:14.240
All right.
00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:16.240
Malt or I like a nice malt.
00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:16.640
Huh?
00:31:16.720 --> 00:31:18.720
This was just a vanilla milkshake.
00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:21.519
What are you, back in Hill Valley and Back to the Future one there?
00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:22.319
You like a nice malt?
00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:27.200
I'm wearing stretchy shorts, stretchy waistband shorts.
00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:31.839
Uh uh, you know, I'm before long, I'll drink a nice malt.
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:32.799
Have a nice malt.
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:34.400
Dad's got a rope.
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:35.440
Yeah, you just did it too.
00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:36.160
What are you talking about?
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:39.279
I'm not ordering malt and ovaltine yet, but okay.
00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:41.359
Amber makes fun of me for putting pepper on everything.
00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:42.880
Nobody like the ovaltine job?
00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:43.759
I thought that was pretty good.
00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:44.400
Ovaltine.
00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:47.839
Nobody's got a little primatine mix.
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:49.759
That's a whole different thing.
00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:50.640
Pepper?
00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:51.279
I love pepper.
00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:54.079
Amber said it's an old person's uh condiment.
00:31:54.400 --> 00:31:54.720
No.
00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:55.440
Agreed.
00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:56.799
Pepper's the best condiment.
00:31:56.960 --> 00:31:57.440
Agreed.
00:31:57.599 --> 00:31:58.160
I love pepper.
00:31:59.599 --> 00:32:00.720
I'm growing some tomatoes right now.
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:01.279
Me too.
00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:04.240
I got 13 tomatoes by a pot.
00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:05.039
I only got like eight.
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:06.559
I got excited about it.
00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:07.359
I am very excited.
00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:11.119
One of them came, it turned, it looked like an eggplant, but it was ripe, so I tell you they ate it.
00:32:11.200 --> 00:32:11.599
It was fantastic.
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:12.240
They won't have seasonal.
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:13.519
I just ate it with a little salt.
00:32:13.599 --> 00:32:13.680
Yeah.
00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:14.000
Pop.
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:15.039
Oh, cut half the salt.
00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:15.839
Gotta have the salt.
00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:17.119
Just I ate it raw with a little salt.
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:17.519
It's funny.
00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:17.839
It's funny.
00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:18.480
So good.
00:32:18.559 --> 00:32:19.359
I used to hate tomatoes.
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:20.160
I used to hate tomatoes.
00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:20.960
Now I can eat them like an egg.
00:32:21.119 --> 00:32:21.680
Now they're sweet.
00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:24.000
They're lovely, lovely fruit or a veggie.
00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:25.359
Hey, since fruit, right?
00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:26.079
They're a fruit.
00:32:26.240 --> 00:32:27.359
Since we're out in the garden, they're a fruit.
00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:28.720
Since we're out in the garden.
00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:29.599
Yeah.
00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:34.880
I uh I told you, I got a real childish childish thing happened to me.
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:36.160
I feel like childish?
00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:36.720
Childish.
00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:37.920
I got poison ivy.
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:38.400
Oh.
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:39.519
We talked about this the other day.
00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:40.720
I'm I used to be allergic to that.
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:41.279
I think I mean it.
00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:42.400
It's almost gone.
00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:47.039
But is is that not is that not one of the one of the most like childish things you can get as an adult, I feel like.
00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:49.440
Like I was out playing with my friends, I got poison ivy in the creek.
00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:50.799
Yeah, what were you doing down in the creek?
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:51.519
Yeah, exactly.
00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:53.519
Well, how and and it's so annoying, dude.
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:54.640
It takes forever to go away.
00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:55.759
Did you get it while you were golfing?
00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:56.400
I was weed whacking.
00:32:56.559 --> 00:32:59.599
Oh, I thought maybe you hit a golf ball in the weeds there and had to go fish for it.
00:32:59.920 --> 00:33:01.279
I've been known to be in the weeds once in a while.
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:03.599
But yeah, no, I I can't uh no.
00:33:03.839 --> 00:33:04.559
It's horrible.
00:33:04.799 --> 00:33:07.599
You forget how it because you you go how bad you uh get that?
00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:08.160
Pretty bad.
00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:08.960
On your leg?
00:33:09.119 --> 00:33:10.000
On both legs.
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:17.119
I uh I once had uh poison ivy in a region of my body that won't be discussed, but it sucked.
00:33:17.359 --> 00:33:20.000
Oh in a region in your body, you had it in your bowel?
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:22.079
Well, close.
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:24.079
Real close.
00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:30.079
I didn't want to go that far.
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:30.960
You had an idea.
00:33:33.599 --> 00:33:35.119
I was out playing in the woods or doing whatever.
00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:36.240
Like I got it everywhere.
00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:36.640
Everywhere.
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:39.440
Yeah, all it would hurt so bad and you're itching.
00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:40.079
Not good.
00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:41.039
I've always wanted to be able to do that.
00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:42.720
You're itching the matter where you want to itch, you know?
00:33:43.759 --> 00:33:45.440
What would happen if you got like your face and stuff, dude?
00:33:45.519 --> 00:33:45.920
That'd be brilliant.
00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:46.799
I've had that happen too.
00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:47.359
Remember when that happened?
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:49.279
I was like my eyelids swelled shut.
00:33:49.519 --> 00:33:49.680
What?
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:50.640
I remember that.
00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:51.359
Yeah.
00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:53.680
I looked like a it was not good.
00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:56.079
My eyes, I had to go take me to the hospital, get a shot.
00:33:56.240 --> 00:33:56.480
Not good.
00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:58.160
So that you're talking about naughty bits.
00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:00.000
So maybe time to move on to trivia.
00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:00.799
Naughty bits.
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:01.200
Let's hear it.
00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:01.680
What do you got?
00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:02.079
Okay.
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:07.119
Okay, now what's the only street in Sandusky?
00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:13.920
Now, the one in front of your bar, paddle bar, there's some uh old bricks in that one, but it's not really in the street, but it's close.
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:17.199
You know, it's bricks right in front of the the library here and the park facing.
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:18.159
Yeah, yeah, there's yeah.
00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:19.519
Shoreline had bricks as well.
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:23.360
Yeah, but any street, almost any street in Sandusky had bricks when they were ground, you see it.
00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:25.679
Still one street in Sandusky.
00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:26.639
It is bricks.
00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:31.199
I don't know the name of it, but it is south of the uh the the railroad.
00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:33.440
I was just on Columbus Avenue.
00:34:33.679 --> 00:34:34.480
And you know who would get it?
00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:36.480
McKenzie knows that street right there, but it's I don't know.
00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:37.440
It's the first left.
00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:40.480
If you were going south Columbus Avenue before you go on the first left.
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:43.119
And the name I don't know the name Homestead Street.
00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:43.840
Homestead Street.
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:44.559
I would have never got that.
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:45.360
Homestead.
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:46.400
You guys got it though.
00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:46.880
That's pretty good.
00:34:47.039 --> 00:34:47.199
Yeah.
00:34:47.440 --> 00:34:48.000
I think that is going.
00:34:48.239 --> 00:34:49.280
I wish we had more brick streets.
00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:50.239
I like a nice brick street.
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:52.960
You know, I think I think I think Sherline Drive would look cool, all brick.
00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:56.480
But I think they had to tear that up when they did um you know which uh town.
00:34:56.639 --> 00:34:57.280
She's a brick house.
00:34:57.519 --> 00:34:59.360
You know which town has a lot of brick streets.
00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:00.639
Athens, Ohio.
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:03.760
Hey little OU shout, maybe.
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:05.039
Yeah, that's that's nice.
00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:07.039
Uh I'd say it's getting close to wrap this thing.
00:35:07.280 --> 00:35:07.679
You got anything?
00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:08.159
What else you got?
00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:08.719
You got anything to do?
00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:10.639
Look at him calling the end of the show here.
00:35:10.719 --> 00:35:12.880
Uh- Well, that's why you call me the producer, don't you?
00:35:13.039 --> 00:35:13.199
No.
00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:16.239
Do you hear We call you the assistant producer?
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:18.239
Oh no.
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:19.760
No.
00:35:20.079 --> 00:35:22.400
He did uh we did take care of the lighting.
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:23.519
Yeah, he did.
00:35:23.599 --> 00:35:26.000
He produced that light right that thing right up there.
00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:29.519
Um one more thing on the way out here, entertainment-wise.
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.599
Did you I haven't seen it yet and I'm stoked to see it.
00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:32.559
Did you see the Odyssey?
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:33.519
I saw the Odyssey.
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:34.400
It's great.
00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:35.280
Did you guys both see it?
00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:35.519
Yeah.
00:35:35.599 --> 00:35:36.000
It's great.
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:36.639
Wonderful.
00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:37.599
I can't wait to see it.
00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:37.920
I haven't.
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:40.000
Speaking of that, did you see what Elon Musk said?
00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:40.400
Oh no.
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:41.440
Was it about the Odyssey?
00:35:41.760 --> 00:35:42.239
About the Odyssey?
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:43.679
He probably hates it because it's woke.
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:44.159
Right, right.
00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:44.639
It's woke.
00:35:44.719 --> 00:35:45.920
I don't know how that's woke.
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:48.239
I don't know how it's woke, but woke.
00:35:48.400 --> 00:35:48.639
You know what?
00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:49.840
Fuck the word woke.
00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:50.719
Stop it.
00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:52.320
I'm still waiting for my doge check.
00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:53.679
I woke up this morning.
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:55.760
Wait for my doge check.
00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:56.079
Right.
00:35:56.639 --> 00:35:57.920
So Musk said.
00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:01.679
And this is why I don't know that this guy, you know, he's supposedly so smart in all this stuff.
00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:02.480
I don't think he is.
00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:06.719
He goes, I'm gonna make remake the Odyssey using Grok or whatever.
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:11.280
And he goes, and I'm gonna make it I I'm not gonna make it so fictitious.
00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:13.360
It is a in it's not a true story.
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:16.079
Okay, now you got me worked up.
00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:16.639
Yeah.
00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:18.159
Now we're getting worked up.
00:36:18.559 --> 00:36:20.559
Everybody keeps talking about I I saw it constantly.
00:36:20.639 --> 00:36:23.039
The Odyssey, oh, it's it's it's it's not it's woke.
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.360
There's uh those people didn't exist back in the time, blah, blah.
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:27.440
It's not historically accurate.
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:29.519
It's not a fucking history piece.
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:31.280
Yes, it's fictitious.
00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:32.239
It's not a real story.
00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:36.559
Also, if if you think that's woke, you'd have seen what the Greeks were doing back then in real life.
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:37.760
Yeah.
00:36:39.519 --> 00:36:42.960
Does everyone do those same people know that they think a cyclops is real?
00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:43.280
Yeah.
00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:44.880
It's mythology for it.
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:45.440
It's mythology.
00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:47.599
This is back to the stupidity factor.
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:48.320
It is up there.
00:36:48.480 --> 00:36:49.599
Anyway, that that was a fun.
00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:51.199
I like the Chad ended with a little fire.
00:36:51.599 --> 00:36:51.760
I did.
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:53.039
I don't see that earlier.
00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:53.920
Yeah, it's fired up.
00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:55.039
Well, I mean, you know what?
00:36:55.119 --> 00:37:00.400
I got that's got a special place for me because I loved reading the Iliad and the Odyssey when I was younger.
00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:01.519
You read things?
00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:03.519
I did not anymore.
00:37:03.840 --> 00:37:04.480
Not anymore.
00:37:04.639 --> 00:37:06.719
No, but it's it's it's just hilarious.
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:09.119
It's clear people don't understand what they're talking about.
00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:09.679
Ah.
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:13.119
Well, speaking of reading, I got and then we'll we can wrap up after this.
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:14.800
I will report on it next bar pod.
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:15.679
I got a new book.
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:17.440
It uh it's called The Hour.
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:27.280
And it is about it was uh released in like the 40s, and it's about the American experience of drinking and happy hour.
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:29.679
Happy hour is the special time of day.
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:34.159
It's where people communicate, let down, and it also talks a lot about a proper martini.
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:37.599
I didn't see any fucking espresso martinis in the 1940s.
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:38.960
Okay.
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:41.360
I think I'm losing the battle on espresso martinis.
00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:45.119
Listen, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go have a nice espresso martini.
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:47.519
They're not for me, but I I like I, you know, I get what you're saying.
00:37:47.679 --> 00:37:53.360
I will say I do like a nice uh I'd like a nice ice latte uh at the middle of the day to wake me up.
00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:55.199
Maybe an espresso martini would be the move.
00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:56.079
You see what I mean.
00:37:56.159 --> 00:37:57.599
My coffee's over there, iron me up.
00:37:57.760 --> 00:37:58.000
You know what?
00:37:58.079 --> 00:38:00.800
I'm gonna espresso martini and Aperol spritz and get out of here.
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:01.440
Oh boy.
00:38:02.400 --> 00:38:02.719
Oh boy.
00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:03.519
Aperol spritz.
00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:04.639
We have those at uh Teeks as well.
00:38:04.719 --> 00:38:05.440
Yeah, those here now, too.
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:06.480
Yeah, those have gotten popular.
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:06.960
They have.
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:08.559
I'll tell you what, it feels good to be back, though.
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:09.440
Yeah, it's good to be back.
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:12.559
We started off a little wonky with the lighting and whatnot.
00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:13.840
Yeah, we gotta get back in our flow.
00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:15.920
This this show seemed a little off to me, though.
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:16.480
I don't know.
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:18.639
It got better and better as a show went on.
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:24.000
Well, the more we I feel like the more we cuss and uh you know what I mean, talk about buttholes and stuff.
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:29.440
Oh talk about poison ivy on your tank.
00:38:33.360 --> 00:38:35.519
Oh no, well teasing.
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:36.719
Taint you very much.
00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:39.119
Uh we'll be back with another episode next week.
00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:41.920
I am gonna talk about that book and hopefully we'll have some more.
00:38:42.079 --> 00:38:45.360
I do think the problem, the hard part with this episode was we had so much happen in three weeks.
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:48.800
I had a real hard time putting it on paper and figuring it out, and uh, and I'm just all over the gym.
00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:50.320
And I gotta be honest, I didn't add anything to the show.
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:50.960
Yeah, you didn't do it.
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:52.400
You added one thing the whole time.
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:55.360
Three weeks off, and he didn't add a goddamn thing to the notes.
00:38:55.599 --> 00:38:56.239
It was all me.
00:38:56.320 --> 00:38:58.320
So that's probably why it was bad because I'm not that good at this point.
00:38:58.400 --> 00:38:58.880
It's a good show.
00:38:59.280 --> 00:38:59.679
All right.
00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:01.920
Anyway, hey, we'll see you next week.
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:02.639
Sounds good.
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:05.119
And uh, don't get any poison ivy on your biscuits.
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:21.440
Ryan Gentleman, coming out.
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This is now with the biggest.