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this beautiful sweater here that's in gray. We've got the
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yellow one for Bobby Mustard Mustard and this is what color?
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Is this what pink?
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it's gone, it's gone. Go to bad Friends merch dot com. Hey,
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bad Friends, I'm doing a couple of shows before I
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take a little break and Bobby and I March fourteenth,
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are gonna be and Thunder Valley Casino, which is.
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Basically it's my favorite consider.
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It's Sacramento, it's Lincoln, California, but basically sacrament of March fourteenth.
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Then I'm gonna be the twenty first of March. I'm
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gonna be at the Win Casino in Vegas. I'm doing
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the Little Roady Fest out there in Providence, Hode Island
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in March. Then we make up that Borgata date in
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Atlantic City April third, and then finally the Bad friends,
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we do a sh oh for Netflix's a Joke Fest
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May eighth at the YouTube Theater right here in La
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the eighth.
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It's gonna be a fabulous Please come.
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You can go get tickets to Andrew Santina dot com
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from my dates and for ours together or also bad
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friendspod dot com. Do come see us?
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Do it now?
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You are bad friends? Are these two idiots.
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Aside? You too are disgusting YouTube something bad friends?
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Ye?
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God, I love this guy.
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Well.
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Congrats to Michael Jackson posthumously getting a movie released here
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April release date. What do you do in the movie?
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You know what I play?
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Who do you play?
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Bubbles? Oh?
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Your bubbles, little tiny Bubbles.
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Is like, don't don't buy that, Bubbos, don't don't bite that.
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Don't bite that kid.
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Bubbles, get down from there, Bubbles, cut that out.
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Bubbles still you won Bubble to stop? You know he's
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still alive.
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No he's not.
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Yeah, Bubble yeah, because they they live as long as humans.
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Wait, Bubbles is yeah, he's like sixty three. Where does
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he live Inlida, West Palm, Florida. Let's go down there,
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Let's go see him. What Let's go say hi to him?
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He's hanging out with Coco.
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He's only forty two years old. He's my hate Bubbles and.
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Yeah, yeah he looks way better than you.
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He resides at the Center for Great Apes and Wachula, Florida.
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Thanks for the provides care. We gotta go down and
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see Bubbs.
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Yeah, we gotta see him.
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Look at him. He's so much happier. He was miserable
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at Neverland.
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Look at he went. Look at he went bald because
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all the stuff he saw, thinking about all the trauma
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he had, he went balda there, help me with Michael.
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Look at that for what he's seen in forty two years. Yeah,
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I've ran into this guy on the street before.
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It's like he was in nom Look at his faith
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he was Yeah, oh god, he what a cutie.
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Bubbles doesn't need to see that.
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Yeah. Do you think when he dies, he'll he sees Michael.
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You'll be happy, No, terrified, Yeah, he'll he'll run to
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a different cloud, Yeah, terrified.
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Are there clouds in heaven? Yeah, that's what it is
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up there. I wonder what this clouds? Can you chill
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on it?
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Du can?
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Yeah? Yeah I can.
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Yeah, so much different.
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If I was chilling on a cloud and you floated
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by you with your angel wings.
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You know what I mean.
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First of all, would be like, oh my god, there's
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a poor.
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Yeah, you know, Pork's in heaven. I was a clapped
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in song yet huh.
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And I'd be like, no, that's Andrea.
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Would you talk so many people to see, so many
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people to talk to that's work. You guys wouldn't be
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in the same part of heaven. Uh, there's no chance
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you'd be sectionally. You'd be nowhere near each other. You'd
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be in the vi p.
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Oh yeah, definitely guys not getting Leopatra. Yeah, yeah, he's
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in general Leopatra. Who else am I? Paul Revere? Yuh,
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I'm trying to choose my cloud. He's gonna have you
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are Cleopatra?
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Who else? Judas wouldn't be there, right.
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He might he might be there.
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You never know. He might have snuck in. Yeah, he's sneaky.
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St.
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Nicholas, Yes, Santa, yeah, yeah, I have to hate with
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Saint Nicholas. He's a saint and he's fat. He knows
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where the good food is he does.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'll get me a gingerbread, right, you know, I'll
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get it.
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No, get it, Saint Nick, he knows all the good ship, he.
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Knows where to get it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Now fancies in gen pop? Gen pop?
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Who's who's on your cloud?
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Who's in my cloud?
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In heaven?
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Bundy?
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Bundy's not there? What do you mean Bundy's not there?
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Why is?
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Why would he not be?
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He's a serial killer. He's in hell.
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Okay, all right, they're not clouds in hell.
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Yeah. Maybe he could get a pass day passed. You
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got him a fast pass, a fast path. I think
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he has to go back down at night.
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Yeah, but during the day, what about like Ted Kaczinski.
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He's not up there, dude, Come on, no tell me
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people that would be up there.
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That would be here, guarantee it up there?
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Okay?
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Oh jay, he could be.
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He could be sure.
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I mean he won a Heisman trophy.
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Yes, dude, just this all day.
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That's a ticket to have.
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You're a sinner, you can still get into having.
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Yah.
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So if you accepted Jesus christis you're over set.
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Right before your bat died or in limbo, you can
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do it too.
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By the way, speaking of deaths, let's be honest.
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Catherine O'Hara fucking annoying.
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It was awful. She was so cool.
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Man, you met her?
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Didn't never tell you that.
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No, I've never met her.
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We hung out. No, No, you never hung out.
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You never.
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No, I never told you this story. I thought I
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told the story on the show. I have still this
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on the show went. She went to see me the improv.
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This is a quick I'll do it quick for the fans.
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But this is great.
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No, No, I didn't. Here's crazy. I didn't get to
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meet her. Yeah, when I did the Christopher Guest show,
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some reason, somehow she was around and had said she
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was wanted to go see me live. I guess after
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I did the show with guests and she came to
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see me the improvent. The sound guy, the old sound guy,
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was like, Catherine Harra is here to see you.
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Oh my god, this is crazy.
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And I was like, no, she's fucking not.
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At this guy Obama, Taylor Swift, Catherine O'Hara, Oh my god.
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I never met her, but I was sad to not
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meet her because I was such a she was one
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of my favorite.
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Well, you performed and she was in the audience.
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Did the improv. She sat there and then the sound
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guy came back down after I went upstairs, and I
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said she where is she? And he said she was
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loving it. She laughed the whole show, and then the
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moment you got off, she got up and left and
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I was like, no way.
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He's like, yeah, oh my god. You never saw her after.
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No, but she came to see me, which was kind
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of right.
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We don't quickly.
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Yeah, I tried, dude, I got nervous. I didn't know
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what to I don't know what was I gonna say, yeah, him,
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you're the best. Yeah, and then she'd be like that's great, bye,
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she wanted to go home.
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Well, I got a three fingered squeeze on my hand
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from Steven Tyler. Wow, yeah, so he I was with
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Josh home.
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Is this recently?
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Yeah? Like that four days ago?
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Okay, at the comedy store and Stephen Tyler walked in,
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walked out of the club. This paparazzi up you know
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where the on the ramp on the Rampa right, and.
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Oh she looks pretty.
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Yeah for long.
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I had met him before, and I go hi, Steven,
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and he doesn't look at me.
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He takes his three fingers like this right, like a pterodactyl,
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right and.
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Squeezes my hand like chameleon. Yeah, like a chameleon and
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then just and then he just kind of walked away.
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But three figures is fine.
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He didn't even say hi.
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You didn't look at me. Hey, you go go.
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You know how the rockers, I think, can say whatever
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they want and think. He said, hey, Goco Bear Bear.
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No no, oh Coco Bat No no no, no, no, no, you
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respect that? Huh what I think? Fuck that?
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Dude?
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Say hi to me, you fuckhead.
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There's a lot of people around him.
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Did you he he came to see you?
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You said no, no, no, he was there doing his
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benefit show.
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Oh this, I thought this was a him and Josh
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Home were there to see you?
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Bobby's nine in the crowd. Oh yeah?
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Were you just like a random fan? Oh wow? I
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thought about this way differently.
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Everything I'm saying is not good.
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Cobber, Goco Barber.
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Let me tell you something. Guy, go ahead, rip on me.
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Let's get it out. Let's get it out.
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Who he talked to. I didn't say anything.
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You're a part of it?
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What did I do?
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I just said conspiracy going on?
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Oh my god, here we go. Anyway, speaking of conspiracy
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show the Epstein list, Let's see I pull it up.
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Pull it up, you know, who is on the Epstein
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list by the way, a bunch of comedic friends of ours.
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Because apparently I talked to Durosa about this. He went
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to go see David Tel was doing a taping at
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the Cellar and his buddy gave him the lineup that night,
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So it was like big Jay Okerson, like a bunch
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of guys that he went to go see for a
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Davia Tel taping. It was for a tell and he's like,
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you're gonna love tonight, and he listed the names at
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the Cellar and a bunch of people that we know
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are on it. And then Durosa goes, it's kind of
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bummed that wasn't on it.
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One of the comments forming That night, they went to
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a party of his or.
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Davidel had a taping at the Cellar and they were
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doing a TV taping for like a small quick stand
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up taping thing that he was doing. Yeah, and Epstein
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was emailing someone his constituents about the show that evening
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and he was saying, you're gonna love it tonight. Here's
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the guys who are on the lineup.
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On the lineup, you can look it up.
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It's on there. It's like it's like big Jay Ogerson.
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Was on the lineup and he wasn't mentioned.
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No, he wasn't on the line up, but he did
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the show the next night, so he was bummed about that. Yeah,
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I don't know if you're gonna find I don't know
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where Durosa found it.
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He said.
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We got pushed around a little bit, like so many
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people are on that thing, the Epstein list.
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Yeah, not the list, but they're just mentioned and emails
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and this and that.
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Well, yeah, he knew a lot of people.
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Turns out he knew a lot of people.
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Turns out knew a lot of people. Did you know
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what's even crazier? I said this today in the car,
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all these tinfoil hat people that said that, remember the
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member pizza gate. Yeah, and we're like, come on then
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on pizza. What is that? It's all real. It's like
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fifty pages of people going, can't wait to get more
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pizza tonight pizza party was so good. Didn't see this?
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Oh my god, dude, there it is comedians in the
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Epstein list. Go ahead, zoom in comedy seller Jeffrey E. Lewis,
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J Gomez, David L. Russ, Menive Sabrina Jalis, Jay Okerson,
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and surprise guests.
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Wow. Wow. Yeah, he had a good lineup russ MENIV.
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Maybe those comics influenced Epstein. Maybe before this he wasn't
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even interested in having an island.
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Wow. So he went to the show.
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He went to go see those guys live. Yeah, he
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went to go to the comedy seller.
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Yeah.
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But pizza was real, dude. The pizza thing is crazy.
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It's all over the files. All you see all the
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time is like starving for more pizza.
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Hayes went to the pizza parlor. They went down, so
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there was nothing.
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There, no, no, no, no, Literally, pizza was code. Pizza was code.
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Oh yeah. But the but but the Pizza Gate thing
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was an actual place, I know.
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But they were using it because they were using that code.
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They were saying the place wasn't real, but it was
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an It was a code for yeah, nasty shit, yeah nasty.
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Look this mention a pizza a thousand times in Epstein
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foul Dow documents reveal, by the way, nobody likes pizza
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that much. So you know that, but you know what
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that is. That's nasty, dude.
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Yeah, the pizza is delicious, not like that. Yeah, yeah,
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I mean I don't.
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Because from now on I don't like pizza pizza?
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What did pizza do? He chose the name if I
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was a hot dog? If I was a hot dog
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and they started using hot dog.
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Yeah right, you guys bringing me into this whole thing.
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I'd be like, but why did you choose hot dog?
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But you know my point.
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You know why they chose You know why they chose pizza.
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Why pizza pizza party? It's what young people like. Pizza's,
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that's what they refer to them as pizza parties. And
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you know what's gross, They probably did get them pizza.
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That's even more fucked up.
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What at ice cream?
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I don't know what you're doing here? I know either, yea,
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let's not to find a replacement first perversion. Yeah yeah.
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The files are the files are just mesmerizing. I can't
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stop reading stuff. I can't stop. It's so much nasty
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nasty ship dude.
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Yeah, well, there's millions of documents. I can't go through
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it all.
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Every time on Twitter, I went to two and I
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was like, I can't do it.
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Three millions.
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Every time on a post pops up on Twitter, I
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sit for an hour reading. I can't stop. Yeah, it's
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I'm addicted and to see the company. The one that
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made me laugh the hardest was about Elon, where he's like,
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get this fucking dork out of here. Like Elon wanted
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to go to a party and they would let him in. Wow,
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look at this, Uh, probably just Tululu and me whatever,
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how many people? His assistant right, he like handed off
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to his assistant was like, get this guy the fuck
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out of here. Elon tried to get into the party
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and they wouldn't let him, just like he had like
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a house party or something.
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Yeah, what the lake one? You know, the lake one?
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What's the lake where he?
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Right?
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He threw it? Threw a baby in the lake in
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Lake Michigan.
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Dark.
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It's pretty dark?
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Is that me? I was the baby in the lake.
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It's a redhead throw it away? Yeah, Well, the world's
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falling apart. How do you feel?
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I feel great? I'm I'm on lexapro.
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Yeah, the world's falling apart.
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Get a lexa pro. You know, I got a little
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bit of riddle in some lexapro. I think it's pretty
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good grooving. I'm grooving. I feel pretty good.
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I feel great.
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I'm on I'm on uh, are you on anything?
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I'm on Creatine and I'm on ashwaganda, I'm on co
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q ten, I'm working out every day. I'm feeling good.
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Yeah. But I mean, do you take any medication or anything?
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Uh for my brain?
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Yeah?
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No, I take statins for my heart. You know that.
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Yeah? I do.
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Yeah.
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But your therapist as to say.
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You know, I tried, you know, I tried. Uh, what's
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the one? What's the main one? Everybody does? Uh?
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What?
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I tried that once and it gave it. It made
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me so much worse. When I was young, I hated
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the way I felt on zolof As soon as I
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got off of drugs, I felt kind of normal again.
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The panic was still there, but I felt more human.
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I felt very robotic.
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Doesn't that mean you need them?
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Doesn't mean I need them that I felt terrible on them.
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That like, as soon as you got off them, you
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felt good. That's like how that's what crazy people say. Oh,
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when I stopped taking my medicine, everything was okay.
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Hmmm, So I just worry. We've had friends that stop
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taking medicine.
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Yeah, yeah, I guess we'll see Carlos. No, I feel
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so much better when I got off of them. I
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took him when I was a young lad when I
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was in college my senior year, and I don't want
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to take anything else. You know what I take. I
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take Jesus. I take big doses of Jesus. Every morning.
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I pray to my God that you're going to be okay,
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that you're going to be okay. And I pray that
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you're going to be okay too.
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What did caveman do without medication back in the day,
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Like if you had like ADHD, yeah, I mean looked
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around a lot. No, he's just kind of like, you know,
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paid like cave painting. I think he's distracted by a spider.
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I like that. Man, this this lexapro is working, or.
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Like, you know what I mean, you have anxiety. There's
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no xanax, you know.
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I mean, how do you explain that to another cave.
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Right, I mean there was no medication.
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Let's explain your cave man. Give me cave talk about
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trying to tell me, convince me that you have depression.
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Oh oh really?
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Yeah?
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Who oh.
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Your They speak a little French, a little French.
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Yeah, they speak.
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A little bit more.
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Yeah, yeah, that's how that's how we learned it.
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Yeah, so they you know, I'm sure language was developed
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that way.
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What was the first word.
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Yeah, when you're going and attacks with someone liant, Yeah,
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it was emotions.
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It could be oh ow ow.
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Yeah, nobody knows the first word.
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But somebody had.
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Look what instinctive sounds. Many believe that our and our surprise.
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We literally just said that I did it because we
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know no, but that's amazing.
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Yeah, because we're smart.
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Yeah, we are simple. Request food this?
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Yeah, without hands? Can you do it? Oh? Dude?
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Can I do something for you? In cave man speak,
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Imagine we're around a fire pit and I'm telling you
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you're my buddy. Yeah, not you, I'm talking about you
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to another guy. You're a different guy, but I'm talking
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about Bobby. Okay, see if you can get this story.
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Huh oh.
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Oh, let me, let me, let me, let me let
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me do you know?
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Okay? Ex that's good YouTube? Oh hebrew no, no, no, no,
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r Yeah dude.
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Imagine for the people listening to the podcast, I'm not
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seeing just in your car. Oh my god, damn so funny.
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You and I would have been great cave man.
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I would be the best, the best.
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But you know, would we It would just be you
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and I.
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Because of warmth? Would we be able to would.
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Be hugging everybody heat. Yeah, we would never go for women.
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We would never go would that would no chance, No,
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because back then you gotta and then drag them by
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their hair. You wouldn't do that. You were liberal before,
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you wouldn't do it. I would, Yeah, you're a liberal.
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Well you know what I would provide.
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Okay, I'm a woman. Ask me out then as a
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cave woman.
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Well that hurts evening, Holy ship, that hit that hit hard.
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That's what I mean.
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We wouldn't want.
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We wouldn't want that kind of rejection.
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Would laugh again, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.
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We would have been great cave people. Cave would have
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been the way to go.
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Man, how do you teach kids in cave like life lessons?
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Can you do that?
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It's just like animals. They see and they and they
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they see and they repeat, monkey see monkey do did
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you see the did you see the cave in Kazakhstan
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that they just found that looks like a fucking door,
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looks like a fifty foot door.
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I want to see it.
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Do Kazakhstan cave door? Good luck spelling kazaks Kan.
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After you purchased, I can ask you where you hear
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about him. Please support our show and tell him that
507
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we sent you. There's an image these guys found of like.
508
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A dat that's not a door.
509
00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:12.799
Brother, that looks like a door to me, it's pretty dory.
510
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Yeah, dude, that's It's more a hobbit door, Lord of
511
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the Rings door.
512
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I don't know how old this is, but I just
513
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saw it open.
514
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Hell, you say, friend in Elvish, so stupid?
515
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No, but you know do you remember?
516
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No, I don't see it.
517
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You don't remember I didn't see it. I can explain. Yeah,
518
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please okay.
519
00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:34.559
In Lord of the Rings, right, they're trying to get
520
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into the minds of Morior and there's a door that
521
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looks exactly like that, but they don't know how to
522
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get in. So they all sit out there for like hours,
523
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and then Frodo has a suggestion, say right, He goes
524
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say friend in Elvish, and she says it, and the
525
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door opened.
526
00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:54.720
Bullshit, friend. Yeah see look look at that door. Now
527
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go back to the Kazakhstan door. Yeah, what it was
528
00:23:57.200 --> 00:23:58.799
just found this last year, right, is not what it
529
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said twenty twenty five. Yeah, bro, you're telling me that's
530
00:24:01.799 --> 00:24:04.240
not a fucking doorway. Zoom into the one on the left.
531
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That is a that's a man standing outside of it,
532
00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:08.920
by the way that Oh yeah, that's so. What does
533
00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:10.559
that got to be fifty seventy five feet up?
534
00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:14.599
That's a door, dude, It's just it happens to look
535
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like one.
536
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No chance, How is that naturally occurring? They can't even explain.
537
00:24:18.279 --> 00:24:20.240
It doesn't look like it's naturally occurring in the rock.
538
00:24:20.359 --> 00:24:21.720
Well, then knock on it.
539
00:24:22.079 --> 00:24:26.559
Look, these are two Kazakhstanians. Yeah, they have to go
540
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by the door. We will knock on the door. Yeah,
541
00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:38.839
friend of elevation, look at it. Yeah, yeah, that's a
542
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fucking door. Yeah, dude, that's not a part of a mountain.
543
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That's a door.
544
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Yeah.
545
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Wow, that's a creepy cave door to something that we
546
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don't want to know.
547
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Yeah, just knock on it.
548
00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:51.079
I would never, you would never. I would knock, you'd knock,
549
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and then you'd run and leave me there.
550
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Yeah yeah door.
551
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Yeah it didn't go on.
552
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Yeah, some giant comes out.
553
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Imagine he goes Bobby, Mom, how do you see the show? Yeah,
554
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I'm getting we have to do. We should do a
555
00:25:09.079 --> 00:25:11.759
Bad Friends Abroad where we explore these hidden jair.
556
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Just's gonna happen. You know how far it takes to
557
00:25:14.319 --> 00:25:15.839
get even get there the Kazakhstan.
558
00:25:17.119 --> 00:25:19.440
No, but to get to that door, you have to
559
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take a donkey, you know what I mean?
560
00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:25.039
You know, I mean the paraglide and the zipline and.
561
00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:27.200
He's getting flights. We can do a NonStop, one stop
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twenty hours.
563
00:25:28.000 --> 00:25:30.200
Dude. How boring is Kazaksan?
564
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Oh it's supposed to beautiful. Really Yeah, tough people, Hey,
565
00:25:36.079 --> 00:25:37.920
let's be nice. There's about forty people that listen to
566
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us in Kazakhstan. No, I love shout out to Kazi's.
567
00:25:40.839 --> 00:25:41.839
I love Kazi's look at that.
568
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They gotta look at that. They got a thing with
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a city. Oo ooooooo.
570
00:25:50.920 --> 00:25:53.440
They're kind of Asian looking, which is what I like.
571
00:25:53.839 --> 00:25:57.839
Eastern European has this, like right on the border of
572
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Mongolian looking.
573
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:01.960
I mean not the sun is in Asia.
574
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Yeah, it is in Asia, but it's still so far eastern.
575
00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:07.599
It still grasps a piece of Europe, right, doesn't it
576
00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:08.079
feel like.
577
00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:10.920
You're a combination between Eastern Europeans and Asians? That thing.
578
00:26:11.079 --> 00:26:13.039
Look at where it is. Doesn't that feel your Eastern
579
00:26:13.079 --> 00:26:16.759
Europe and Asia at the same time? It's the center.
580
00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:20.000
Huge wait wait, go go, can you assume please?
581
00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:22.240
It's right next to Mongolia, so it's got that. But
582
00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:25.519
look Western Kazaks on go way west, look it up.
583
00:26:25.599 --> 00:26:27.359
Look it butts up there to what what is that?
584
00:26:27.400 --> 00:26:28.839
What country's next door?
585
00:26:29.119 --> 00:26:29.359
Yeah?
586
00:26:29.359 --> 00:26:31.519
Man, that's your Eastern Europe.
587
00:26:31.559 --> 00:26:31.759
Dude.
588
00:26:31.799 --> 00:26:34.119
You're kissing it. You're kissing it. Yeah, you're kissing it.
589
00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:37.759
Yeahsi like if you look at some parts of Russia too.
590
00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:39.279
Well, Russia spans the map.
591
00:26:39.319 --> 00:26:42.079
If you go like, way, let's see.
592
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East is Asian West is European.
593
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Yes, that's right.
594
00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:48.599
Yeah, yeah, Western Russia might as well be. Uh you
595
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know what is that like even bleeds into Finland. Imagine
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the finn Russians, the Russians.
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Like in certain parts of Russia, they would think that
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I was.
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Probably mongoliandred percent Mongolian.
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I've seen Russians look completely Asian.
601
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Yes, yea, the Mongolan.
602
00:27:12.359 --> 00:27:14.200
That's a bigger like that.
603
00:27:14.839 --> 00:27:18.160
How do you do a Russian Asian accident? I'm trying
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to do it right now.
605
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I can't even do it.
606
00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:21.680
From Russia.
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We will come from Russia. We will come.
608
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From from Russia. You come to that's really hard to combine.
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From Russia. That's it. Russia.
610
00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:37.079
You have may and you say say in Russia, in Russia,
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in Russia.
612
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I'm trying to finish it.
613
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Finish it, hey man, sorry.
614
00:27:43.640 --> 00:27:46.799
I'm progressa. It's Alexa bra in Russia.
615
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In Russia. Car drives you.
616
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In Russia, Russia. Car.
617
00:27:55.440 --> 00:27:57.720
That's that's good, that's pretty. That's a guy that's there.
618
00:27:58.839 --> 00:28:01.279
That's a man that exists out there in Russia.
619
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Somewhere out there. Yeah.
620
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But there's like, look at all that land up like
621
00:28:04.359 --> 00:28:06.839
where there's no pigs, like what happens up there.
622
00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:09.000
That's the polar vortex of nothingness.
623
00:28:09.359 --> 00:28:12.640
But people do live out there, no, rarely, Yeah, yeah, no,
624
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people live out there.
625
00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:17.799
They I saw this TikTok where there's this rickety train
626
00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:19.200
that's coal still.
627
00:28:21.079 --> 00:28:22.720
We should make a movie called rickety Train.
628
00:28:22.759 --> 00:28:25.599
It's a rickety train with coal still and the tracks
629
00:28:25.880 --> 00:28:27.759
sometimes they have to go out and they fix the
630
00:28:27.839 --> 00:28:31.200
railroad tracks, right. Yeah, And it's in Russia and it's
631
00:28:31.240 --> 00:28:33.960
like these small towns and they heard gout.
632
00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:36.000
I mean, yeah, there are people way out there.
633
00:28:36.039 --> 00:28:37.240
Yeah, the Polar Express.
634
00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:40.279
Yeah did you Yeah? Did you save your bell? Did
635
00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:45.079
you take your bell on the rickety train? If you
636
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:49.759
listen to the bell, you can hear train coming, train
637
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:55.359
is bringing new goats. Yeah, that's incredible.
638
00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:56.359
It's incredible.
639
00:28:57.119 --> 00:28:59.400
What happens if you're like out there and you're and
640
00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:03.039
you're like, got good looking dude, You can't model there.
641
00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:08.240
You can train model train model, you model on the train.
642
00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:10.079
You let you walk around from car to car. Oh,
643
00:29:10.119 --> 00:29:12.599
I see what do if you're a hot guy, Like.
644
00:29:12.599 --> 00:29:14.680
You're a hot guy, you have let's you you know
645
00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:15.880
you're a good actor.
646
00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:19.480
Right like you just you got it?
647
00:29:19.519 --> 00:29:20.279
You have you have it.
648
00:29:20.440 --> 00:29:22.960
You're like the Philip semur Hoffman, but you look like
649
00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:25.319
Brad Pitt right, damn right.
650
00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:26.920
And you got Daniel d Lewis skills.
651
00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:28.680
Daniel d Lewis skills, you know.
652
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:35.359
And you got Haley Joel Osmond feet that's little feet, right,
653
00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:40.440
and you're like, you're so so dressed well for for what.
654
00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:42.799
You and you live in the smallest town in northern Russia.
655
00:29:42.839 --> 00:29:45.799
There's no hope, I guess you. But you got to
656
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:47.039
be the hottest guy in a small town.
657
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:49.039
Yeah. But does he go to Moscow and tried to
658
00:29:49.039 --> 00:29:50.720
do theater? Oh yeah, Oh that's what you do.
659
00:29:50.839 --> 00:29:52.839
Yeah, yeah, become a dancer or an actor.
660
00:29:52.920 --> 00:29:53.400
Yeah?
661
00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:55.599
What is that an International actors agency up there?
662
00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:58.240
It's a Russian talent agency. But it was it looked
663
00:29:58.440 --> 00:29:59.720
like it was gonna spy on us.
664
00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:02.319
I could use that my agents aren't doing ship. Yeah,
665
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:04.119
I could really use a bump. I might as well
666
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:04.519
go to a what.
667
00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:07.000
If they wouldn't sign me, you know what I mean?
668
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:07.640
I called her?
669
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:11.400
No, the Mongolian agency would killed down there.
670
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:11.640
Yeah.
671
00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:13.839
Yeah, why don't you go down to commercials with an
672
00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:17.119
eagle on my arm?
673
00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:18.400
Eagle insurance?
674
00:30:18.480 --> 00:30:20.480
Yeah, those are like dude.
675
00:30:20.640 --> 00:30:25.279
Mongolians, dude, I mean, did you see Physical Asia.
676
00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:28.039
Yeah, we watched that. We talked about that.
677
00:30:28.119 --> 00:30:30.559
Yeah, yeah, but the Mongolians they're tough people.
678
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:31.720
Yeah, they're nuts.
679
00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:35.240
They're nuts. Well Genghis Calm was nuts my dog.
680
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:37.759
Yeah, mess you r I P all right, p r
681
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:42.160
P gangee Yeah, Physical Asia. Yeah you just thought they
682
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:43.400
were for making fun of.
683
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:49.759
H Yeah they were dry eskimounts.
684
00:30:51.599 --> 00:30:53.119
That guy's huge in the front.
685
00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:55.640
Yeah, my god.
686
00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:58.240
I think when you live out there, you're just tough.
687
00:30:58.279 --> 00:31:01.759
And yeah, what's the slang for this Mongolian team? What's
688
00:31:01.799 --> 00:31:04.039
the slang? What's the slang? What's the what's the phrase
689
00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:07.519
for this team promotional phrase? What would there phrase be
690
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:09.680
if this was a poster for the Mongolian.
691
00:31:09.119 --> 00:31:12.680
Team an agency? What is going on?
692
00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:16.960
I got it? Loaded up? What Mongolia? We got the beef?
693
00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:25.799
That Mongolia? Where's the beef? We got the beef with you?
694
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:29.200
Also try Mongolian beef right now and special pane expression
695
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:29.680
nine ed up.
696
00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:33.720
See if there's hot Mongolian women, for sure, there's probably
697
00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:34.920
hot women all over the world.
698
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:38.440
I don't know, I don't think Yeah, hot Mongolian women.
699
00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:46.359
Bingo, I mean you think, yes, very both, very pretty
700
00:31:46.559 --> 00:31:46.960
the region.
701
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:51.279
Yeah yeah, look at me right now.
702
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:56.240
Yeah, dude, give me another one, Give me a couple.
703
00:31:56.119 --> 00:31:57.839
Yeah, give me a couple. There we go.
704
00:31:58.720 --> 00:32:00.559
Yeah, is that your aunt?
705
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:02.359
Yeah?
706
00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:05.839
Yeah, I guess there's.
707
00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:10.000
There's one right there.
708
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:10.279
Yeah.
709
00:32:10.319 --> 00:32:16.480
That her gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. Yeah, okay, there we go.
710
00:32:18.039 --> 00:32:19.119
He typed in, how.
711
00:32:22.799 --> 00:32:23.839
Correct it usually?
712
00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:25.359
How Mongolian woman?
713
00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:26.960
Yeah, there you go.
714
00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:27.559
That's Mongolia.
715
00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:28.640
Yeah, that's pretty Mongolian.
716
00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:35.400
A couple of mountains there foreground, let's get off a mango.
717
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:37.920
Let me zoom into that girl walking down the street.
718
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:44.039
She's just carrying trash.
719
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:45.759
Severed head of that back.
720
00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:47.279
Crazy, What is going on there?
721
00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:48.519
Get off of that.
722
00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:51.279
Get off. I'm gonna watch Goat Goat.
723
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:55.039
Please go watch Goat Goat is out. No, when this
724
00:32:55.160 --> 00:32:57.680
comes out, it'll be out right now, it's please go see.
725
00:32:57.720 --> 00:32:59.160
Guys taking us to the premiere?
726
00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:01.599
Nope, okay, it's just me and I.
727
00:33:02.119 --> 00:33:04.000
That's crazy. You thought that we would take the premiere?
728
00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:04.799
Are gonna wear a suit?
729
00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:07.640
I thought about it, but it's a basketball movie, so
730
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:10.279
I've then then thought I should just wear like casual clothes.
731
00:33:10.920 --> 00:33:11.680
Is that what you're gonna do.
732
00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:13.480
Yeah, because we got to have pictures together, and I
733
00:33:13.519 --> 00:33:15.200
figured we should just wear street clothes. I'll wear a
734
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:18.480
sports coat, but we never wear sports coats.
735
00:33:18.599 --> 00:33:20.680
How about like jeans, T shirt, sports coat.
736
00:33:21.119 --> 00:33:22.599
I don't want to wear a collar. I don't think
737
00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:23.599
it fucking matters anymore.
738
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:27.240
Okay, what you're just gonna dress regular? Well?
739
00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:29.519
Yeah, because who's it for the photos? Are moms?
740
00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:30.440
Oh?
741
00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:31.880
Yeah? Do you know what I mean? Like at this point,
742
00:33:31.960 --> 00:33:34.400
but if everyone's wearing a suit like wearing you.
743
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:37.000
Know, how much more rad could that be? I guess
744
00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:38.680
I'll wear a dress. Would you like to wear a dress?
745
00:33:38.680 --> 00:33:40.519
Because you know that Nikole's gonna wear a suit like
746
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:41.319
a purple suit?
747
00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:46.480
Yeah? But could that's but he's they're more professional than us, dude, Okay,
748
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:47.279
he's a work.
749
00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:49.680
I was literally gonna go buy buy a suit tomorrow.
750
00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:51.720
Oh okay, buy one. I'm telling you I'm not gonna
751
00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:54.359
wear one like a black suit. I have no interest in.
752
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:56.039
That with a black tie. Like, look you know what
753
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:56.400
I mean.
754
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:57.400
Saying black a lot?
755
00:33:58.039 --> 00:33:58.960
Yeah, I love black people.
756
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:00.880
I'm gonna wear a white suit, white tie.
757
00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:06.960
Yeah, you have suits, dude, let's suit. Let's do suit?
758
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:08.679
Can I tell you. What's a bummer. But I tried
759
00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:12.119
to put on a suit what a week ago for
760
00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:16.760
my sister's wedding, coming up? Too fat for that suite gave.
761
00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:18.760
I would have to get a new, brand new suit. Yeah,
762
00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:20.840
I'm too fat for my old suit. I'm two five?
763
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:21.840
Right now?
764
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:25.119
Where should we go to get a suit? Men's warehouse?
765
00:34:25.920 --> 00:34:28.480
Oh what do you mean? I go to Jimmy Owls.
766
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:32.079
Jimmy O Yang has his own for little people.
767
00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:35.639
Oh yeah, yeah that would yeah yeah, m tom Ford
768
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:37.440
will like fix.
769
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:37.639
It for you.
770
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:42.199
I'm going to Ronnie Changs, he's got a suit. Wait
771
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:43.679
a minute, you're where do you really go to get
772
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:43.880
a suit?
773
00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:46.800
If you're really gonna get me Owls right down the street,
774
00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:49.679
Shut up, dude, I swear to god it it's a
775
00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:50.480
little people store.
776
00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:52.320
No, it's for the small.
777
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:56.719
Actors like Seth Roge Green goes, Seth Green goes, Elijah
778
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:02.000
go like we go. There's head shots of like all
779
00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:03.679
the little actors.
780
00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:05.440
To the Little People Suit store is so funny.
781
00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:06.639
Yeah, everything's half off.
782
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:13.599
Hey do you have size six of these?
783
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:13.719
Like?
784
00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:14.920
Whoa big foot? Slow down?
785
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:18.519
I think Brad Williams goes. But it's we've looked it
786
00:35:18.599 --> 00:35:19.400
up before, right.
787
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:23.400
Yeah, yeah, it's a real what's so funny? You have
788
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:26.719
people like you have people that go to, like, you know,
789
00:35:26.800 --> 00:35:28.280
me tall.
790
00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:30.519
Will you go to Little People Suit Store?
791
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:30.760
Please?
792
00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:31.000
Yeah?
793
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:33.880
Google Little People Suit Store? Just the idea is so fantastic.
794
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:35.519
It's the one that I go to Jimmy Ow's.
795
00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:39.679
You're like eight hundred bucks. There's half the fabric Little
796
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:42.039
People Suit Store, Jimmy Ow's from men and five eight
797
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:42.440
and under?
798
00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:47.679
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, what what is that?
799
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:50.360
Funny? Dude? You're pussing me off?
800
00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:53.400
It's so funny because five eight, you know, is like whoa,
801
00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:59.440
you're tall? Fives in the tall section.
802
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:00.800
Nice door though.
803
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:02.039
Yeah, it looks amazing.
804
00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:03.400
Have everything there.
805
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:05.880
Like a bullhouse?
806
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:10.880
Yeah yeah, like a what dose?
807
00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:19.719
That entire store fits in my car? Dude, Jimmy out
808
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:22.519
let me see Jimmy give it up? What's Jimmy there?
809
00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:22.840
He is?
810
00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:26.519
He's there every time I go in? What's up? Well?
811
00:36:26.760 --> 00:36:30.199
Where are the who are the uh the the small
812
00:36:30.239 --> 00:36:31.000
celebrities that go.
813
00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:40.960
Look isn't that Seth Greene? Right? Yeah?
814
00:36:41.960 --> 00:36:42.159
Yeah?
815
00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:44.159
Burn our dog all right?
816
00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:48.440
P yeah, Burgos all right? P Vernie yeah yeah?
817
00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:53.159
Oh man yeah.
818
00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:53.559
Yeah, So we all go. I love it there.
819
00:36:54.239 --> 00:37:00.760
Yeah, Also, what what's your fucking dude?
820
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:03.079
Why is this so funny?
821
00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:03.599
I don't know.
822
00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:08.639
Yeah, yeah, little ties, it's just so cute. Everything's Small's cute, dude.
823
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:10.440
I like Jimmy ohs.
824
00:37:10.360 --> 00:37:13.239
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna go tomorrow.
825
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:16.440
But do celebs that go to Jimmy oss? I want
826
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:20.000
to see the list of celebs that it. Celebs that go.
827
00:37:20.440 --> 00:37:24.519
It's the wonder yours guy? What's his name? Right? Friend?
828
00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:28.280
Sabit, let's go ye wait zoo man, Oh, dude, Martin Sheen,
829
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:33.039
al Pacino, Wahlberg, Divido, Peshi, Seth Green, Jason Alexander, David Spade,
830
00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:34.079
and Bobby Lee.
831
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:37.800
Yeah, Spade goes. There's headshot of him.
832
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:38.840
Yeah, so I go there.
833
00:37:41.800 --> 00:37:44.480
But you can you understand the relief when you go
834
00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:46.239
into a place like that and you are five to
835
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:47.159
four and you're like.
836
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:48.519
Oh, this is for me.
837
00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:49.679
It's gotta feel good.
838
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:50.400
It feels good.
839
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:52.000
I like that you admit that you're five to four.
840
00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:57.000
For years, this five to six game you were playing. Spade, Hey,
841
00:37:57.039 --> 00:37:58.679
you're on You're on bad friends with me and Bobby.
842
00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:00.000
Where do you go to buy sue?
843
00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:04.559
Oh?
844
00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:07.159
I don't know I probably be honest. If you're gonna
845
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:10.280
get a suit, where do you go? Be honest? I
846
00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:11.960
would probably go to Theory or something.
847
00:38:12.039 --> 00:38:13.280
But are too tight?
848
00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:16.880
But what about? But is there a is there a
849
00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:18.599
Is there a shop that you would go to that's
850
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:23.039
not brand name? I don't say, like a little short place.
851
00:38:26.119 --> 00:38:27.679
Do you ever go to Jimmy?
852
00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:30.360
Do you go to Jimmy as Jimmy? I don't know
853
00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:30.880
how to say it.
854
00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:35.559
I wouldn't go in to that.
855
00:38:35.599 --> 00:38:36.159
I wouldn't go on.
856
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:44.119
So wait five eleven, Be honest, be honest. Have you
857
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:47.000
ever shopped at Jimmy? As I saw the God, I
858
00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:48.719
would never go in there, even if I had your
859
00:38:48.719 --> 00:38:53.159
head shots on the wall. I saw Bobby walk out
860
00:38:53.199 --> 00:39:01.519
with full bag. All right, love you, buddy, I love you.
861
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:08.199
By uh spade, we're plugging Jimmy Oyes. Man, this is good,
862
00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:09.760
this is good thing.
863
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:12.360
Marcelo Hernandez would probably go there.
864
00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:16.480
No, No, he do custom, Yeah, he do custom. All right,
865
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:17.679
all right, I'll wear a suit if you want to
866
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:21.039
wear a suit. Okay, I'm excited about this premiere. I'm
867
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:23.719
not kidding. I hope the movie's good. Yeah, I'm like
868
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:26.800
actually excited for it too, and I also that's why
869
00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:28.079
I got nervous the other night because I saw the
870
00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:30.000
billboard for the new Pixar movie and I was like,
871
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:32.079
oh fuck, that's gonna bury it. But it comes out
872
00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:35.079
end of March. I thought, we're good, we're good, we'll
873
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:35.559
have some time.
874
00:39:35.639 --> 00:39:35.800
Yeah.
875
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:37.599
Yeah, I don't even know what it's called. That one,
876
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:38.880
that one that it looks great.
877
00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:39.480
That one looks great.
878
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:44.119
Coppers, I know, yeah, thats it looks so cute. Yea, God, Pixar,
879
00:39:44.199 --> 00:39:46.039
they don't miss do they They don't miss it. They
880
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:50.039
just don't miss They just what what's the shrug face?
881
00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.079
Yeah? What have they missed? They have missed a couple
882
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:52.559
of times.
883
00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:53.239
Missed a couple time.
884
00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:55.760
Yeah, what if you're talking percentage wise?
885
00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:59.199
Il, what's dinosaur?
886
00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:04.119
Cars to Cars two was fine? Yeah, you're crazy. Cars
887
00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:04.719
two is fine.
888
00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:04.920
Good.
889
00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:07.599
Dinosaur is fine, Like your Brave was good. That's people
890
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:11.119
don't like that because they're racist. All right, go ahead
891
00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:14.519
to go to go to Pixar movies. Just just do Pixar.
892
00:40:14.199 --> 00:40:16.079
Movie is so perfect.
893
00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:20.760
Brother, you can't not everyone. You can't go undefeated the
894
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:26.199
Jazz when they did, Ye, I like that movie.
895
00:40:26.480 --> 00:40:28.000
Well, he looks like the guy from Eric.
896
00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:32.840
Okay, look toy stories, all of them phenomenal, Finding Emo.
897
00:40:32.760 --> 00:40:35.880
Inside Out, Amazing, inside Out.
898
00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:46.880
Coco, Incredibles, Ratitude, Soul. These are all bangers, Turning Red
899
00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:52.199
Wally incredible. My point is stopped their bugs, like.
900
00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:55.199
You have that many stop it.
901
00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:57.440
They're unbelieved. So they make one or two that are
902
00:40:57.480 --> 00:41:00.920
like not as fun. They're good, they're on, but you
903
00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:03.519
know who's gonna be on more Fire From the creators
904
00:41:03.519 --> 00:41:10.039
of the Spider Verse comes Goat the Littlest to make
905
00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:12.800
it to the bigs In Goat, can you do your
906
00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:16.079
voice that we do on the movie? I don't remember
907
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:18.320
we do announcers in the movie we played, but I.
908
00:41:18.360 --> 00:41:19.880
Know you're yeah, go ahead do yours?
909
00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:22.559
Uh will steals the ball?
910
00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:24.000
Yeah, that's I sound like that.
911
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:27.800
I said, it's a it's am stealing from Marv Albert.
912
00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:28.920
I sound like Marv Albert.
913
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:32.119
Can you do your what was mine? Your? Your?
914
00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:36.039
Your's? Like uh? You kept going like oh yeah, You're
915
00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:37.880
like yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
916
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:40.639
Yeah, that's yeah. Well take it to the lead.
917
00:41:40.920 --> 00:41:41.639
That's exactly right.
918
00:41:41.719 --> 00:41:41.880
Yeah.
919
00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:42.440
Yeah.
920
00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:45.800
Also, remember every time we would go in, I would go, hey,
921
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:47.960
can you play it again? So we could hear it
922
00:41:48.079 --> 00:41:50.320
like what I sounded like because I forget.
923
00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:52.719
Well, it's easy to forget because you do the sessions
924
00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:54.679
every three fucking months, so you don't even know when
925
00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:55.119
they happen.
926
00:41:55.559 --> 00:41:56.760
Great fruit Plates.
927
00:41:57.400 --> 00:41:59.199
They really did knock it out with the fruit Plates.
928
00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:02.280
I mean, you know, sometimes you do a dr right
929
00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:05.760
and it's like ghetto. You have those short little bottles
930
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:08.519
of water a brand you've never even heard of. But
931
00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:11.480
this one was beautiful cheese and fruit plays.
932
00:42:11.519 --> 00:42:13.719
It was really nice. Yeah, yeah, some of them. Sometimes
933
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:15.599
you go in there it's a pack of new ports.
934
00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:17.800
Yeah yeah, yeah for your throat.
935
00:42:19.920 --> 00:42:22.599
Yeah, it was way better, way better. Doing it together
936
00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:23.199
was important.
937
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:24.519
We did it together every time.
938
00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:27.039
You know, they're writing a second one right now. No,
939
00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:29.119
I mean I think they make them do that just
940
00:42:29.159 --> 00:42:31.519
in case the first one does well. It doesn't mean anything,
941
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:32.920
It just means like, if it does really well, I
942
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:35.000
think they're writing the second one. Yeah, those guys wrote
943
00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:35.239
to go.
944
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:37.679
Would you feel if you got recast I'd.
945
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:40.199
Fel like it would be appropriate because they think you
946
00:42:40.280 --> 00:42:42.599
kill them. No, for big they'd want to name. This
947
00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:44.400
is the thing. If they want a big name, they'd
948
00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:47.360
recast us for like they'd be like and the announcers
949
00:42:47.360 --> 00:42:49.639
are played by pretty big key and Peel.
950
00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:52.280
No, we're not kimp right.
951
00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:52.519
Yeah.
952
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:54.599
Yeah, That's what I mean, is like, if they wanted
953
00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:58.199
to upgrade, they could easily upgrade. Yeah, and that's fine
954
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:01.159
with me, not for me. I don't care.
955
00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:01.960
Not for me.
956
00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:05.639
I'm I'm entry level. I'm down there. I'll take it. Hey, man,
957
00:43:05.679 --> 00:43:06.760
I'll park the cars.
958
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:08.800
No you won't, dude, I'll get out.
959
00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:10.079
There and park her. I used to love valeying. I
960
00:43:10.119 --> 00:43:10.960
valeated something.
961
00:43:11.079 --> 00:43:13.760
You try to play this like I'm a struggling guy
962
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:15.320
and then you're at the highest level.
963
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:17.280
I'm not a struggling guy. I just don't mind that
964
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:18.559
if someone replaced me, I wouldn't.
965
00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:19.880
You're the most high class guy. I know.
966
00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:22.320
He's down to earth though I'm on the earth.
967
00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:24.039
Who's that more down to earth? And me?
968
00:43:24.760 --> 00:43:29.519
And do you walk right into that.
969
00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:34.760
And you're being real Oh stop it, no.
970
00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:36.239
Stop, it's no way, stop it.
971
00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:37.159
There's no way.
972
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:40.159
It's where you know what we both live.
973
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:42.199
You both are really really down to earth.
974
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:45.440
That makes me so mad right now with the way
975
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:46.400
what mcclellen dead.
976
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:51.440
He knows the truth relaxed, Billy, No one's illegal on
977
00:43:51.559 --> 00:43:58.199
stolen land. You're right, No one's illegal on stolen land.
978
00:43:58.280 --> 00:43:59.360
You're not. Yeah, you're right.
979
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:03.800
Yeah, that's the funniest. That's the funniest.
980
00:44:03.800 --> 00:44:06.960
Sing Because then her house is on stolen land.
981
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:08.440
I know that's a funny. They found out her fourteen
982
00:44:08.440 --> 00:44:11.800
million dollar houses on a stolen land. Who's Billie Eilish,
983
00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:17.360
No one's illegal on stolen land. Yeah, really her house
984
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:19.760
is on a fucking plot of land. That's you know whatever.
985
00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:22.400
But you knew they were gonna find that. That's what
986
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:26.039
she said, Billy Eilish, Sign over her fourteen million dollar
987
00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:29.199
mansion if it's stolen land, hand over the keys, says
988
00:44:29.239 --> 00:44:32.639
Tonga tribe Tavanga. Try it's funny. If the tribes are
989
00:44:32.639 --> 00:44:35.679
coming at you, that's trouble. Be careful, dog, Quinch.
990
00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:38.400
I like looking stylish, I like looking good. I like
991
00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:39.320
looking fine.
992
00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:41.639
And that's the slogan for bad friends, for Quin's if
993
00:44:41.639 --> 00:44:43.960
you want to look stylish, good and fine. A well
994
00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:46.000
built wardrobe is about pieces that work together, that hold
995
00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:48.719
up over time, and that's what Quince does best. Premium materials,
996
00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:51.679
thoughtful design, and everyday stables that feel easy to wear,
997
00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:54.440
easy to rely on, even as the weather.
998
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So you know what have been doing the last five days?
1046
00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:05.480
But I've been playing video games till nine in the
1047
00:47:05.519 --> 00:47:09.519
morning and I woke up forty five minutes before I
1048
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:10.039
got here.
1049
00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:11.639
I know you look like it. It sounds like I
1050
00:47:11.639 --> 00:47:12.440
can hear it in your voice.
1051
00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:17.280
Yeah, I'm a loft I revisited Starfield.
1052
00:47:17.559 --> 00:47:20.239
Oh what that's just yeah.
1053
00:47:20.039 --> 00:47:23.880
Yeah, And it's just been grinding and it's I need
1054
00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:25.920
help help.
1055
00:47:25.960 --> 00:47:27.239
Why are you doing this to yourself?
1056
00:47:27.840 --> 00:47:31.440
Grinding? It's not what most people think.
1057
00:47:31.679 --> 00:47:32.119
What do you mean?
1058
00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:33.159
That's what I've been playing?
1059
00:47:33.239 --> 00:47:35.920
What is it? Oh? Yeah, it's really good.
1060
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:38.840
People are playing arc Raiders, like Eric Griffer is like, hey,
1061
00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:40.000
have we downloaded yet?
1062
00:47:40.760 --> 00:47:42.719
Like, I don't want to play with you?
1063
00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:45.159
What you guys gotta you gotta get up, get out
1064
00:47:45.159 --> 00:47:51.440
and do this is crazy, dude, It's too much time
1065
00:47:51.480 --> 00:47:53.480
that the thing that doesn't mean anything.
1066
00:47:53.199 --> 00:47:57.519
It means everything everything. When you go to a plant,
1067
00:47:57.559 --> 00:47:58.880
you gotta survey the whole thing.
1068
00:47:58.920 --> 00:48:01.000
You gotta you know, I mean all the minerals and wrong.
1069
00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:01.599
How about that?
1070
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:03.920
How about this he analyze all the animals and stuff.
1071
00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:06.800
How about do it at times when it's helpful for
1072
00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:11.519
your your circadian rhythm? Now, okay, how about do them
1073
00:48:11.519 --> 00:48:12.239
in the middle of the day.
1074
00:48:12.360 --> 00:48:14.480
Okay. What I'm gonna say to you is this all right?
1075
00:48:14.880 --> 00:48:16.039
What else is there to do?
1076
00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:18.119
What do you mean right your next hour?
1077
00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:21.880
God? Your tone? Right now? Dude, you want to get defeated,
1078
00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:24.519
I'll crush the bones in your.
1079
00:48:24.440 --> 00:48:27.119
I got some stuff for you. What meet up with people,
1080
00:48:27.239 --> 00:48:29.480
hang out, Go have a lunch, Go do a writing session,
1081
00:48:29.559 --> 00:48:33.760
Go exercise, go see things that you've never seen before. Yeah,
1082
00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:34.679
get up, get out.
1083
00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:36.960
And I went to my fifth VR thing the other
1084
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:38.239
day by myself.
1085
00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:41.840
I'm in the VR suit, right, you know what I mean?
1086
00:48:41.880 --> 00:48:42.760
I'm where to do things?
1087
00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:43.159
Where is that?
1088
00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:43.480
What was it?
1089
00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:47.119
Shriman up somewhere by myself? I'm you know what I mean?
1090
00:48:47.119 --> 00:48:48.679
Why don't you ask anybody to come with you?
1091
00:48:48.719 --> 00:48:48.760
No?
1092
00:48:48.840 --> 00:48:50.880
I wanted to go, and they were like, you're solo.
1093
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:53.920
You're spending hundreds of dollars just by yourself.
1094
00:48:54.119 --> 00:48:56.159
And after about forty five minutes, I eat alone, you
1095
00:48:56.199 --> 00:48:57.800
know what I mean, at that little plaza there.
1096
00:48:57.920 --> 00:48:58.920
This is dan.
1097
00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:01.400
Noodle's self and right self induced.
1098
00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:02.519
And then call me.
1099
00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:04.920
What else is there to do? I'll go to the
1100
00:49:04.960 --> 00:49:08.239
we spa. I'm alone, naked in a spa.
1101
00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:09.719
I'm alone.
1102
00:49:10.239 --> 00:49:13.400
Call anything all the time. Never calls me.
1103
00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:16.000
Yeah, every once in a while, Jean will be like,
1104
00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:18.000
let's go to you know what I mean, young King,
1105
00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:21.440
So we get a young King, eat sweet and sour port.
1106
00:49:21.480 --> 00:49:23.360
Why are you trying to go meet up with chickendos?
1107
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:26.119
Nobody wants to sing out.
1108
00:49:26.239 --> 00:49:28.760
That's bullshit, dude. I've seen your fucking rye.
1109
00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:30.480
And what I'm saying is that you know this is
1110
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:31.480
me for life.
1111
00:49:32.199 --> 00:49:33.840
A thirteen year old white boy in the mall.
1112
00:49:33.960 --> 00:49:34.119
Yeah.
1113
00:49:34.199 --> 00:49:36.960
Yeah. My point is that what else is there to do?
1114
00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:39.920
Go hang out with people? You just don't reach out.
1115
00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:41.320
You don't want to reach out. You want people to
1116
00:49:41.320 --> 00:49:42.000
reach out to you.
1117
00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:45.840
I mean the texts I get today, it's like, I mean,
1118
00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:47.800
there was one thing Marcelo called and was like, you
1119
00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:48.920
want to eat dinner at six thirty?
1120
00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:49.119
Body?
1121
00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:50.559
I had this, you know what I mean? So you know,
1122
00:49:50.599 --> 00:49:52.400
but I would have done that. Tomorrow night. I'm going
1123
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:54.360
to hang out with my my you know the girl
1124
00:49:54.480 --> 00:49:58.079
that I'm seeing. You know, everyone knows her.
1125
00:49:57.840 --> 00:49:59.519
And then nobody knows her.
1126
00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:01.480
I mean, you know her personally.
1127
00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:03.719
Yeah, but I'm saying I haven't said humans don't need
1128
00:50:03.719 --> 00:50:05.880
to I don't want anyone know. But my point is that,
1129
00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:08.119
so I do some things. But it's like, and then
1130
00:50:08.159 --> 00:50:10.119
this weekend we're gonna go to the premiere.
1131
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:11.119
That's gonna be fun.
1132
00:50:11.159 --> 00:50:13.679
That'll be fun for me getting out. But at night
1133
00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:15.400
I'm gonna go home. You know what I mean.
1134
00:50:15.679 --> 00:50:17.039
If that's what you need, that's what you like, that's
1135
00:50:17.079 --> 00:50:17.480
what you like.
1136
00:50:17.559 --> 00:50:19.559
I don't know what. I don't know what's going on.
1137
00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:22.199
But does she like the video game thing?
1138
00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:24.239
Well, this is what I do.
1139
00:50:24.239 --> 00:50:25.960
This is wait till she goes to sleep.
1140
00:50:26.360 --> 00:50:27.800
And I wait, I know you.
1141
00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:30.960
I lay there and I wait, and if I hear
1142
00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:34.800
it all right, I slowly get out right and I
1143
00:50:34.840 --> 00:50:37.880
go to my little cubicle and I start playing. And
1144
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:40.119
then to wake up, it's like it's seven in the morning,
1145
00:50:40.639 --> 00:50:41.440
went out breakfast.
1146
00:50:41.559 --> 00:50:44.480
I haven't slept yet, right, And then there's that thing?
1147
00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:45.760
And then does she get mad?
1148
00:50:47.280 --> 00:50:47.960
People get mad?
1149
00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:48.639
People get mad?
1150
00:50:48.800 --> 00:50:51.840
I think it's destroyed every fucking relationship I've ever.
1151
00:50:51.719 --> 00:50:52.679
Had yet here you are.
1152
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:58.639
Yeah, women don't get it, you get it. Nobody gets.
1153
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:03.280
He takes care of the baby. This guy, he's got baby. Yeah,
1154
00:51:03.559 --> 00:51:04.920
are you gonna have another baby?
1155
00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:06.320
Too much work?
1156
00:51:06.559 --> 00:51:09.599
I feel like it's coming. I feel like it's coming
1157
00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:13.239
because you feel you have to have to have to Well,
1158
00:51:13.239 --> 00:51:15.360
they can watch each other. Yeah, you gotta put one,
1159
00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:16.679
make one stare at the other one.
1160
00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:18.960
Ding I need a race, Bobby.
1161
00:51:18.559 --> 00:51:21.679
Okay, you do such a great job here. We'll consider it.
1162
00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:23.960
What do we really we're not going to do that.
1163
00:51:24.960 --> 00:51:27.519
Yeah, give him a raise. This guy is editing.
1164
00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:29.039
I don't want him to know.
1165
00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:30.480
But there's no one that edits better.
1166
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:31.599
You think we can find someone.
1167
00:51:31.800 --> 00:51:33.280
I don't think that's good out.
1168
00:51:33.159 --> 00:51:35.760
There in the bad friends World's get a good editor,
1169
00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:40.719
I think, yeah, don't.
1170
00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:45.760
I can't imagine life without being growing up with my
1171
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:50.360
brother m hm Steve. Yeah, but your brother, your sister, Yeah,
1172
00:51:50.519 --> 00:51:53.159
you can't imagine life you're much older.
1173
00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:56.199
Yeah, but I imagine I imagine life with can't imagine
1174
00:51:56.239 --> 00:51:56.639
life without.
1175
00:51:56.719 --> 00:51:57.079
I can't.
1176
00:51:57.280 --> 00:51:59.719
Yeah, and you're saying that the same with Fancy.
1177
00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:02.199
Yeah, I think that you know he's not saying he
1178
00:52:02.199 --> 00:52:05.280
cannot imagine life with me, He's saying, to have another kid.
1179
00:52:05.239 --> 00:52:10.360
Yeah, without you at this point in their lives, I
1180
00:52:10.360 --> 00:52:13.199
can't imagine life without you. I love you that much.
1181
00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:16.400
Figure right, you mean to me, but I love you
1182
00:52:16.400 --> 00:52:16.760
that much.
1183
00:52:17.360 --> 00:52:19.000
I did fight for him to get a raised today.
1184
00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:23.079
He has no idea. I did, you did? I did?
1185
00:52:23.199 --> 00:52:24.159
And then what happened.
1186
00:52:24.800 --> 00:52:27.559
We're gonna see. Okay, we're gonna see what happens.
1187
00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:31.239
Yeah, I and you, I yeah, thank you.
1188
00:52:31.440 --> 00:52:34.320
Not on you, you scum trash pig.
1189
00:52:34.679 --> 00:52:36.360
But you know I would fight for you, Macone, even
1190
00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:38.039
though you don't fight for me. I would fight for you.
1191
00:52:38.119 --> 00:52:40.960
Macone has not only has Macone not fought for you,
1192
00:52:41.079 --> 00:52:43.920
he goes against you often. I know he does as
1193
00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:44.599
much as he can.
1194
00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:45.280
Yeah, I know.
1195
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:47.639
Now, if you call him to go play video games,
1196
00:52:47.639 --> 00:52:48.199
he would be there.
1197
00:52:48.199 --> 00:52:49.159
He would be there in a heartbeat.
1198
00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:49.280
You know.
1199
00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:51.519
I saw a guy. I watched a guy get his
1200
00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:55.039
car keyed, get his car keyed yesterday, and it was
1201
00:52:55.199 --> 00:52:55.960
crazy to watch.
1202
00:52:56.679 --> 00:52:57.599
That doesn't bother me.
1203
00:52:57.679 --> 00:52:59.599
A guy keying his car he key. I watched the
1204
00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:03.360
guy key guys my own car, like, who cares? Well, Yeah,
1205
00:53:03.440 --> 00:53:04.039
that's insane, you.
1206
00:53:04.039 --> 00:53:06.519
Know, what that's about. This is what you guys with
1207
00:53:06.599 --> 00:53:09.639
your cars. Huh. I'm talking about macho men.
1208
00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:16.039
You know what I mean, macho mano man. I'd like
1209
00:53:16.119 --> 00:53:17.800
to kio macho man car.
1210
00:53:18.119 --> 00:53:18.679
I'm just saying.
1211
00:53:18.679 --> 00:53:21.400
But a little fender bender, a little key, you know,
1212
00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:22.639
I mean, you guys go ape ship.
1213
00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:24.440
Now, this guy scratched the whole of his car.
1214
00:53:24.599 --> 00:53:28.480
And what it doesn't does the car still run?
1215
00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:35.639
It broke the engine. It's just shitty thing it is
1216
00:53:36.199 --> 00:53:38.159
to do. But but but it's crazy to see it.
1217
00:53:38.199 --> 00:53:41.800
But is that fighting? Huh? Like if my name is
1218
00:53:41.880 --> 00:53:47.559
let's have a guy, right, we'll pretend my name.
1219
00:53:47.480 --> 00:53:49.039
Is Tango, Hello Tango?
1220
00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:52.880
Yeah yeah, and you catch me key in your car? Yeah,
1221
00:53:52.880 --> 00:53:53.760
with a razor blade?
1222
00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:55.760
Okay, interesting choice?
1223
00:53:56.159 --> 00:53:59.480
All right, Well usually you'd use a romuland knife.
1224
00:54:00.119 --> 00:54:03.440
Or a thing that's in the word, perhaps a key.
1225
00:54:03.679 --> 00:54:05.800
No, I don't use keys, all right, yeah? Yeah, yeah,
1226
00:54:05.880 --> 00:54:08.519
I use you don't want when they use a tweezer?
1227
00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:10.119
Yeah?
1228
00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:11.159
Then my fuck it up?
1229
00:54:11.239 --> 00:54:11.639
Yeah?
1230
00:54:11.719 --> 00:54:14.239
Because it's two yeah double, you get two.
1231
00:54:14.079 --> 00:54:17.039
Scrapes and I'm doing it?
1232
00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:18.440
Is that is that fighting?
1233
00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:19.760
Do I fight you?
1234
00:54:19.880 --> 00:54:21.719
Yeah? Do you fight me? You physically assault me?
1235
00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:24.320
Well, here's the problem. I know you are mentally unstable.
1236
00:54:24.519 --> 00:54:28.360
No, I'm tango correct.
1237
00:54:29.719 --> 00:54:33.280
I work at Kikos Tangos of Sound State in mind.
1238
00:54:33.400 --> 00:54:35.840
Yeah, and I'm a manager of Kinkos. I have you know,
1239
00:54:35.880 --> 00:54:37.360
I mean I have a dog.
1240
00:54:37.599 --> 00:54:39.760
Oh, you're bummed because Kinkos is closing down, so obviously
1241
00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:40.280
you're upset.
1242
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:43.280
Yeah, I am upset about that, right. I just didn't
1243
00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:44.840
like your vibe.
1244
00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:45.840
No, you keep my car?
1245
00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:49.440
Yeah, so I just keep it with with tweezers. Is
1246
00:54:49.480 --> 00:54:50.360
are they fighting?
1247
00:54:50.679 --> 00:54:50.840
No?
1248
00:54:50.880 --> 00:54:52.079
I like the Kinko's on fire?
1249
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:53.199
Oh you do?
1250
00:54:53.320 --> 00:54:55.280
Yeah, I come back store managed that. No, I know
1251
00:54:55.320 --> 00:54:56.480
you don't have a job there anymore though.
1252
00:54:56.519 --> 00:54:57.079
Yeah.
1253
00:54:56.880 --> 00:54:58.559
Yeah, and then every time you get replaced to another
1254
00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:00.000
Kinkos story, I like that when I fire.
1255
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:02.400
All right, I got a job offer from Michael's.
1256
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:04.000
If I go to Michael's, I light that whole fucking
1257
00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:06.360
thing out. That's flammable, it's all, it's all, you know, paper.
1258
00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:10.079
Yeah, I'm gonna light I'm in the bell Crow section, Okay.
1259
00:55:11.280 --> 00:55:13.679
Michael, I'm lighting every business you go, the magic marker
1260
00:55:13.800 --> 00:55:16.079
on fire, every business you work at, I'm lighting it
1261
00:55:16.119 --> 00:55:18.320
on fire. Okay, to make sure that you never work again.
1262
00:55:18.840 --> 00:55:19.719
Then I steal your dog.
1263
00:55:20.800 --> 00:55:23.039
Oh, now that's wow.
1264
00:55:23.119 --> 00:55:25.320
While you're at work at Michael's, I steal your dolly.
1265
00:55:25.719 --> 00:55:26.360
You know what I do?
1266
00:55:26.519 --> 00:55:27.039
What do you do?
1267
00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:30.559
What? What? I steal your coffee machine?
1268
00:55:32.000 --> 00:55:32.320
Brother?
1269
00:55:32.719 --> 00:55:33.519
Yeah? Not good?
1270
00:55:33.599 --> 00:55:34.000
You got me?
1271
00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:34.440
No?
1272
00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:36.320
No, I steal you got me good?
1273
00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:36.599
Yeah?
1274
00:55:36.639 --> 00:55:36.840
Yeah?
1275
00:55:36.880 --> 00:55:38.320
No, you keep my car? Kill your dog.
1276
00:55:38.880 --> 00:55:40.239
I break your wife in the ankle?
1277
00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:41.800
Which one left or right?
1278
00:55:42.440 --> 00:55:42.760
Both?
1279
00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:48.280
That's good? One would have been easy to deal with.
1280
00:55:49.119 --> 00:55:51.199
What you're gonna do, dude, I'm.
1281
00:55:51.079 --> 00:55:52.079
Gonna kidnap your brother.
1282
00:55:53.519 --> 00:55:55.039
Well, now we're getting personal.
1283
00:55:55.119 --> 00:55:56.039
You said my wife.
1284
00:55:57.079 --> 00:55:59.719
Oh that's true. Yeah, but paint go saying it?
1285
00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:01.280
Okay, how does Tango?
1286
00:56:01.400 --> 00:56:01.440
No?
1287
00:56:01.800 --> 00:56:03.960
Yeah, I fucking wikipedia you.
1288
00:56:04.719 --> 00:56:07.079
Tango has a wife? Yeah, I mean Tango has a brother.
1289
00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:08.960
Yeah, Tango has a brother, Mango?
1290
00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:11.480
Yeah yeah, I kidnapped Mango.
1291
00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:11.679
Go.
1292
00:56:11.800 --> 00:56:12.679
I don't like Mango.
1293
00:56:13.039 --> 00:56:15.280
Well good, I'm gonna kill him, sell them for parts.
1294
00:56:15.199 --> 00:56:16.679
Yeah, steal his organs?
1295
00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:18.639
Yeah yeah, yeah?
1296
00:56:18.719 --> 00:56:19.039
Okay?
1297
00:56:19.280 --> 00:56:19.880
Was that okay?
1298
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:20.320
Yeah?
1299
00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:21.960
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna sell it.
1300
00:56:22.519 --> 00:56:26.000
I'm gonna light the wedding on fire. Your sister's wedding
1301
00:56:26.480 --> 00:56:27.039
really yea?
1302
00:56:27.440 --> 00:56:27.639
Yeah?
1303
00:56:27.679 --> 00:56:31.679
Why don't go to arson? That's my thing. I light fires.
1304
00:56:31.760 --> 00:56:35.320
Yeah, you know what, Agent orange. That's fine.
1305
00:56:35.360 --> 00:56:37.000
I know my thing again.
1306
00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:40.719
I like my little Tindy plane, a buddy Holly plane
1307
00:56:41.119 --> 00:56:42.559
over your sister's wedding.
1308
00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:43.639
Agent orange.
1309
00:56:44.760 --> 00:56:46.000
They'll think it's a wedding gift for me.
1310
00:56:46.199 --> 00:56:47.119
Yeah.
1311
00:56:47.440 --> 00:56:50.920
The discombobulator, that's right, neutralized Russian and Chinese radar missile systems.
1312
00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:55.119
Is it orange? What does it do? Well?
1313
00:56:55.119 --> 00:56:57.679
It was killed. It killed a lot of people. It
1314
00:56:57.760 --> 00:57:01.000
was awful. It is terrible. Yeah, like seized up your
1315
00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:02.519
whole body. It's like shut down your organs.
1316
00:57:02.559 --> 00:57:02.719
Right.
1317
00:57:03.000 --> 00:57:05.679
It affects multiple system leading to various cancers, prostate and lung,
1318
00:57:05.719 --> 00:57:09.199
nervous system disorders, Parkins's neuropa, heart disease, diabetes. It was incredible.
1319
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:11.400
It was just like huffing the utmost like toxic chemical
1320
00:57:11.400 --> 00:57:11.800
in the world.
1321
00:57:11.840 --> 00:57:14.079
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
1322
00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:14.760
Yeah.
1323
00:57:14.800 --> 00:57:15.519
What movie was that?
1324
00:57:16.360 --> 00:57:20.079
Platoon? No, No, No, Apocalypse Nowcaly?
1325
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:21.280
Now Yeah, what.
1326
00:57:21.239 --> 00:57:22.480
Are you gonna get me from? What are you gonna
1327
00:57:22.440 --> 00:57:24.280
get my sister for her her wedding as a gift?
1328
00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:25.159
She does expect.
1329
00:57:25.239 --> 00:57:26.599
I don't think I'm invited to the wedding.
1330
00:57:26.719 --> 00:57:27.760
Yeah, she was gonna invite you.
1331
00:57:27.960 --> 00:57:30.119
Are you being real? If I get invited to the wedding,
1332
00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:30.440
I'll go.
1333
00:57:31.039 --> 00:57:31.639
Were you really?
1334
00:57:31.760 --> 00:57:32.119
Yeah?
1335
00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:33.400
What kind of gift would you give?
1336
00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:36.559
What don't they have the thing where you go the registry?
1337
00:57:36.679 --> 00:57:38.639
Yeah, I go to website you know where they're registered
1338
00:57:39.119 --> 00:57:39.800
Jimmy os.
1339
00:57:44.440 --> 00:57:45.920
Yeah, then I'm going to get a lot of things,
1340
00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:48.519
or to their child when they have a child.
1341
00:57:48.719 --> 00:57:50.440
She would flip her ship if you showed up to
1342
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:52.199
the wedding. I would go, it's so far away, you're
1343
00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:52.679
not gonna do it?
1344
00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:54.000
Are you going to.
1345
00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:55.199
My sister's fucking wedding?
1346
00:57:55.800 --> 00:57:56.000
Yeah?
1347
00:57:56.079 --> 00:57:56.679
Yeah I think so.
1348
00:57:57.239 --> 00:57:59.079
Yeah, it'll keep me away from the video games.
1349
00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:00.599
Be fucking fun of ship.
1350
00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:01.400
Yeah, I want to go.
1351
00:58:01.480 --> 00:58:03.599
It's gonna be amazing. The resort is sick.
1352
00:58:03.679 --> 00:58:04.199
I want to go.
1353
00:58:04.360 --> 00:58:06.639
Okay, yeah, yeah, Like I don't want it to pass.
1354
00:58:06.719 --> 00:58:09.920
And then you go. You're gonna say, oh, I didn't
1355
00:58:09.920 --> 00:58:10.320
think you were going.
1356
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:11.760
I'll talk to her. She would never think you.
1357
00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:14.800
Would go, and I'd be polite, of.
1358
00:58:14.840 --> 00:58:16.719
Course, she would be the best. My family would lose
1359
00:58:16.760 --> 00:58:17.559
their mind to see you there.
1360
00:58:17.559 --> 00:58:18.239
I would love to go.
1361
00:58:18.639 --> 00:58:21.440
Yeah, why are we gonna go to your wedding? M
1362
00:58:22.360 --> 00:58:24.360
I I am excited to walk you down the aisle.
1363
00:58:25.599 --> 00:58:27.320
You think that you're my best man?
1364
00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:30.079
Your dad walks you down the aisle, you're the bride.
1365
00:58:31.440 --> 00:58:35.639
Dad's dead. I'm you think the best man walks you
1366
00:58:35.679 --> 00:58:38.199
down the aisle. That's so funny. I don't know that
1367
00:58:38.360 --> 00:58:39.159
is a Bobby wedding.
1368
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:41.320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is the best man?
1369
00:58:41.519 --> 00:58:42.880
First of all, I would be a whole hundred percent
1370
00:58:42.960 --> 00:58:43.760
one of your best men.
1371
00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:45.239
How many is there six?
1372
00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:46.840
You can have as many as you want, it's your choice.
1373
00:58:46.880 --> 00:58:47.039
Yeah.
1374
00:58:47.079 --> 00:58:48.519
Yeah, I want to be a part of the Your
1375
00:58:48.519 --> 00:58:49.480
brother would be in there.
1376
00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:54.639
Yeah me, yeah, Jean, Yeah, this is right now at
1377
00:58:54.639 --> 00:58:55.000
this date.
1378
00:58:55.079 --> 00:58:55.519
Yeah.
1379
00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:59.960
And celebrity see Stephen Tyler, Michael Bay, Michael Bay.
1380
00:59:01.079 --> 00:59:03.400
Maybe I would ask Michael. That'd be cool.
1381
00:59:03.719 --> 00:59:05.079
He blows up your wedding.
1382
00:59:06.440 --> 00:59:09.119
Yeah. Who would be my best Man'd be Gin.
1383
00:59:10.840 --> 00:59:14.800
Maconab be the ring bear, probably my sponsor. Yeah, you'd
1384
00:59:14.800 --> 00:59:16.280
have to have him a yeah, get him.
1385
00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:19.360
Also bring Danny up, my oldest.
1386
00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:21.360
Have to bring Danny. Yeah, it'd be crazy if the
1387
00:59:21.360 --> 00:59:23.440
bachelor party is just us watching and play video games
1388
00:59:23.440 --> 00:59:25.400
for seven hours at night. We just sit in the
1389
00:59:25.400 --> 00:59:28.280
hotel room. We get a really nice hotel suite where
1390
00:59:28.280 --> 00:59:29.840
do I do it though your wedding?
1391
00:59:29.960 --> 00:59:33.960
Yeah, I know, something exotic. No people can afford to
1392
00:59:33.960 --> 00:59:34.320
go to.
1393
00:59:36.199 --> 00:59:39.280
Exotic. Affordable is tough, it is. It's usually not affordable.
1394
00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:40.000
It's exotic.
1395
00:59:40.239 --> 00:59:42.239
But to go to it like an island like you
1396
00:59:42.280 --> 00:59:42.800
know what I mean.
1397
00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:46.440
Like like a pango right right to Panga from the
1398
00:59:46.480 --> 00:59:48.840
world to Pango, Well, we'd have to pay for it.
1399
00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:52.159
I'm not paying for I mean, we gotta pay for yourself.
1400
00:59:52.360 --> 00:59:53.599
You know how much the wedding is gonna cost.
1401
00:59:53.760 --> 00:59:54.920
You know where you should do your wedding?
1402
00:59:55.119 --> 00:59:55.360
Where?
1403
00:59:56.360 --> 00:59:56.480
Who?
1404
00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:04.599
So? In my heart? Right in your home? Yeah? All Korea?
1405
01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:05.199
Yes?
1406
01:00:05.480 --> 01:00:05.960
Expensive?
1407
01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:12.000
You thought I meant your soul? Actually you know what?
1408
01:00:14.840 --> 01:00:15.360
In my heart?
1409
01:00:15.440 --> 01:00:16.079
That's beautiful.
1410
01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:17.960
You would I know for a fact you would have
1411
01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:20.960
a wedding in Hawaii one Hawaii. There's no doubt in.
1412
01:00:20.880 --> 01:00:22.280
Mind, there's no doubt. Yeah.
1413
01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:24.599
Yeah, he would have an easy people can get there
1414
01:00:25.039 --> 01:00:26.000
West coast for sure.
1415
01:00:26.119 --> 01:00:27.800
Yeah yeah, yeah, but you don't. You wouldn't.
1416
01:00:27.800 --> 01:00:28.960
Who would you know on the East coast that you
1417
01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:32.400
would invite anyway? Do you have any friends that live east?
1418
01:00:32.719 --> 01:00:33.840
I would invite a tell.
1419
01:00:34.800 --> 01:00:36.400
He would never go. I know you would in a
1420
01:00:36.400 --> 01:00:36.960
million years.
1421
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:38.480
Yeah, I would invite they wouldn't come.
1422
01:00:38.559 --> 01:00:42.360
Comics you say, yeah, there's not like yeah, the East
1423
01:00:42.360 --> 01:00:47.920
Coast comics. Stefano, he would go one hundred Yes, jannest Papas.
1424
01:00:47.639 --> 01:00:50.280
Yeah, one of the best. Jannis, for sure, he'd show
1425
01:00:50.360 --> 01:00:55.719
up free Chris. Let's see Austin guys, Adam ego.
1426
01:00:55.800 --> 01:00:56.719
Would you invite Rogan?
1427
01:00:57.199 --> 01:00:58.119
That would be wouldn't come.
1428
01:00:58.639 --> 01:01:00.119
I bet you he would if he got invited. Did
1429
01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:03.760
I guarantee you he'd come? I love, Yeah, he would go.
1430
01:01:03.880 --> 01:01:08.880
He would go. Who else from Austin? Shane?
1431
01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:09.719
You'd invite Shane?
1432
01:01:09.920 --> 01:01:10.920
Heah, we wouldn't come.
1433
01:01:11.039 --> 01:01:12.880
Yeah, why whye? He wouldn't he but I would invite him.
1434
01:01:13.039 --> 01:01:15.239
Why wouldn't he come? He's too busy?
1435
01:01:15.800 --> 01:01:18.920
Yeah? Tom and Bird Yeah, Tom and Bird?
1436
01:01:19.000 --> 01:01:19.920
Which one first though?
1437
01:01:22.000 --> 01:01:24.960
Don't put me in this put wait, that was a
1438
01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:29.599
good one, huh. I would set it up exactly at
1439
01:01:29.639 --> 01:01:30.159
the same time.
1440
01:01:31.480 --> 01:01:31.679
Yeah.
1441
01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:35.039
Yeah, and no girls, oh yeah, yeah, these are all guys.
1442
01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:35.440
Yeah.
1443
01:01:35.480 --> 01:01:40.079
I would invite ast Andrea Jin Andrea Jin, Kalila, Yeah,
1444
01:01:40.800 --> 01:01:41.599
I wouldn't.
1445
01:01:41.280 --> 01:01:44.119
Invite Kalila should do the wedding, she should do the
1446
01:01:44.320 --> 01:01:47.480
uh yeah, what is that be the pastor?
1447
01:01:47.920 --> 01:01:48.079
Yeah?
1448
01:01:48.599 --> 01:01:50.159
Yeah, or the ceremonial person.
1449
01:01:50.280 --> 01:01:54.000
Probably cat Bird so new to you, Yeah, but she's
1450
01:01:54.119 --> 01:01:56.199
pretty close so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1451
01:01:57.119 --> 01:02:00.599
I took her and Joey Sarone down to Diego fantastic.
1452
01:02:00.719 --> 01:02:00.880
Yeah.
1453
01:02:01.719 --> 01:02:02.920
They both did great. He did great too.
1454
01:02:02.920 --> 01:02:03.440
Do you know that kid?
1455
01:02:03.519 --> 01:02:05.559
Yeah, Joey's great. Yeah yeah, they.
1456
01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:08.119
Both did great. Yeah, shout out to those guys. Comedy
1457
01:02:08.159 --> 01:02:10.400
stores is on the move. Got a lot of young
1458
01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:14.039
talent down there. Oh in Hollywood Comedy store.
1459
01:02:14.119 --> 01:02:16.559
Yeah, yeah, there's some good some great people.
1460
01:02:16.639 --> 01:02:18.599
The door guys are a lot of door guys, some
1461
01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:20.519
great ones. I think it's fun that the girls call
1462
01:02:20.559 --> 01:02:23.920
themselves door guys. Yeah, I mean they truce, they go Hi,
1463
01:02:23.960 --> 01:02:26.039
I'm a door guy at the comedy store. Yeah, it's
1464
01:02:26.119 --> 01:02:28.920
like a fun little title I never had. I wish
1465
01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:29.119
I did.
1466
01:02:29.199 --> 01:02:30.800
Can I tell you what happened either day at the store,
1467
01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:42.719
and it's it's crazy. I can't explain what happens through.
1468
01:02:48.760 --> 01:02:51.000
This is crazy comedy cave. We should start a comedy
1469
01:02:51.400 --> 01:02:53.360
comedy cave. And you got to do that up there.
1470
01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:56.320
So I'm at the comedy store and there's a door
1471
01:02:56.400 --> 01:02:59.760
guy there I've never talked to in my life, and
1472
01:02:59.880 --> 01:03:00.440
he comes up.
1473
01:03:00.400 --> 01:03:02.360
To me, and he goes, can I talk to you?
1474
01:03:04.400 --> 01:03:04.599
Yeah?
1475
01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:06.320
Sure. I don't know his name.
1476
01:03:06.559 --> 01:03:07.360
You don't know who this person.
1477
01:03:07.360 --> 01:03:10.519
I've seen him around. He seems very nice. Sure, And
1478
01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:12.480
he goes, hey, if you want to ever get together
1479
01:03:12.559 --> 01:03:13.760
and talk about Jesus.
1480
01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:17.079
Christ, shut up? Shut up? Who said that?
1481
01:03:17.800 --> 01:03:19.159
I swear to God it happened.
1482
01:03:19.239 --> 01:03:20.559
You don't know who it is, though I do know.
1483
01:03:20.760 --> 01:03:23.519
Oh okay, yeah yeah, And I go, what.
1484
01:03:25.320 --> 01:03:25.440
Right?
1485
01:03:25.599 --> 01:03:27.639
He goes, yeah, I mean if you want to get
1486
01:03:27.639 --> 01:03:29.440
together and talk about the Lord, you know, I mean
1487
01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:31.440
we really like that, you know.
1488
01:03:31.480 --> 01:03:32.159
It sounds nice.
1489
01:03:32.280 --> 01:03:32.480
Yeah?
1490
01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:36.400
And I go, okay, you don't want to do it?
1491
01:03:36.559 --> 01:03:39.280
And I came this close a calling Peter Sure and
1492
01:03:39.320 --> 01:03:39.880
getting him.
1493
01:03:41.719 --> 01:03:41.760
No.
1494
01:03:42.079 --> 01:03:45.199
I don't know if it felt intrusive.
1495
01:03:45.920 --> 01:03:49.559
Yeah, because if you don't have a like a relationship
1496
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with somebody, and that's your opener, that's your opener.
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Like we've never talked about anything.
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Yeah, but maybe that means a lot to him, and
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01:03:56.639 --> 01:03:58.119
you mean a lot to him. So these two things
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01:03:58.159 --> 01:03:58.599
can combine.
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01:03:58.719 --> 01:04:00.519
What you're saying to me is I should I should
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01:04:00.559 --> 01:04:01.000
take them up?
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01:04:01.079 --> 01:04:04.679
Give it a chance. Let Jesus into your heart, into
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your soul. South Korea, let Jesus into your soul South Korea.
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01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:09.519
All right, so you're at the common store. Yeah, I'm
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01:04:09.559 --> 01:04:12.599
a new door guy. Yeah, I don't. I don't know
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01:04:12.639 --> 01:04:15.360
you at all. Yeah, Santino, get the fuck away from me.
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01:04:16.639 --> 01:04:18.880
No, no, no, Hey, what's up brother?
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01:04:19.000 --> 01:04:19.679
I'm Bobby mom.
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01:04:19.840 --> 01:04:20.880
Oh yeah what up? Man? Yeah?
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It's fun right, good stuff?
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01:04:21.920 --> 01:04:22.400
Yeah? Thank you?
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01:04:22.519 --> 01:04:24.280
Yeah, I love it?
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01:04:24.519 --> 01:04:24.960
Yeah good?
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01:04:25.039 --> 01:04:25.239
Yeah?
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01:04:25.320 --> 01:04:28.000
Yeah thanks? You have my keys for the car?
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01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:28.519
Yeah?
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01:04:28.960 --> 01:04:30.320
But can I talk to you about something first?
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01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:30.480
Oh?
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01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:30.880
What's up?
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01:04:31.000 --> 01:04:33.880
Yeah? Do you know Allah?
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01:04:35.320 --> 01:04:35.559
Yeah?
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01:04:35.800 --> 01:04:41.000
Yeah, I'm I'm a Christian, so I don't I love.
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01:04:42.440 --> 01:04:43.960
As a Muslim. I'd love to tell you about it
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01:04:44.159 --> 01:04:47.920
this way, version, this way version, yeah, yeah, smart.
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01:04:48.119 --> 01:04:48.320
Yeah.
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01:04:48.559 --> 01:04:49.239
Do you know Buddha?
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01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:50.639
Yeah I know Buddha.
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01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:52.239
Yeah, I don't know Christian.
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01:04:52.519 --> 01:04:54.800
Oh you want to talk about the Lord Jesus?
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01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:59.320
Yeah? Love to yeah tomorrow today like tomorrow.
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01:04:59.400 --> 01:05:00.880
You have a love I'd like to do it right now.
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01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:04.159
Let me stay, I'm gonna stay. Come on, getting my
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01:05:04.199 --> 01:05:07.039
car real fast, and you would you take your shirt off,
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01:05:07.079 --> 01:05:09.159
get in my car, talk about Jesus.
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01:05:09.159 --> 01:05:11.559
You would There's no way you would allow that to happen.
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01:05:11.679 --> 01:05:14.039
I would if he was interesting enough, if he if
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01:05:14.039 --> 01:05:15.719
the dude was interesting enough, I'd chat with him.
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01:05:16.480 --> 01:05:17.920
Do you guys believe that he would do that?
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01:05:18.159 --> 01:05:18.559
Be real?
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01:05:19.400 --> 01:05:21.039
There's no way, dude.
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01:05:20.920 --> 01:05:21.639
Running out of this.
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01:05:21.840 --> 01:05:24.800
There's no wuck you guys, Dude.
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01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:26.800
What are you trying to fucking put out there that
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01:05:26.920 --> 01:05:27.920
you're an everyday man?
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01:05:28.280 --> 01:05:29.679
I would would. I'm not going to talk to a
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01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:31.519
door guy. What are you talking about? Of course I will.
1548
01:05:31.519 --> 01:05:32.639
I talk to the door guys all time.
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01:05:33.199 --> 01:05:33.480
He left.
1550
01:05:33.519 --> 01:05:37.199
The door guy's name is Taylor Swift, you would do it. Yeah,
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01:05:38.639 --> 01:05:41.000
if Taylor at yeah, you would do it.
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01:05:41.639 --> 01:05:43.000
No, I would talk. I talk to door guys all
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01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:44.559
the time. If someone said I want to talk about Jesus,
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01:05:44.599 --> 01:05:47.480
I said, what do you want to talk about? I
1555
01:05:47.519 --> 01:05:48.719
would talk to him. What do you mean?
1556
01:05:48.920 --> 01:05:50.079
What are you talking about?
1557
01:05:50.239 --> 01:05:51.719
If he said that, I'd go, what do you mean?
1558
01:05:51.960 --> 01:05:53.320
Intimidating guy at the store?
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01:05:53.880 --> 01:05:57.199
That's not fucking truck people go, they tremble. That is
1560
01:05:57.280 --> 01:06:01.519
you're making a bullshit because remember that one right now.
1561
01:06:01.599 --> 01:06:03.320
But the store guys, I'm nice to all those guys.
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01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:06.760
Ask any store guy, ask any door kid. I'm nice
1563
01:06:06.760 --> 01:06:08.599
to all of them. There's not one of them that
1564
01:06:08.880 --> 01:06:11.920
that's like, No, he's mean, yeah, I'm excited. I will
1565
01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:14.000
say I'm excited for the Gold movie. So please this
1566
01:06:14.119 --> 01:06:16.440
will be out, so please go watch Goat. It premieres
1567
01:06:16.440 --> 01:06:21.840
out in theaters February thirteenth. Is that right, yep? I
1568
01:06:21.880 --> 01:06:24.519
think that's the date, February thirteenth, all over the United
1569
01:06:24.559 --> 01:06:25.880
States of America, and it's going to be all over
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01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:28.880
the world. So if you're in China, please go see Goat.
1571
01:06:29.599 --> 01:06:32.239
They got into China. That's a big deal, because right
1572
01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:35.000
they don't let anybody go over there. Now, well, let's
1573
01:06:35.039 --> 01:06:38.000
hope and let's hope that you like our performance. We're
1574
01:06:38.039 --> 01:06:40.239
in it a lot, We're in a good amount. I'm
1575
01:06:40.280 --> 01:06:42.920
also listed on the IMDb. I'm listed as you. I
1576
01:06:42.960 --> 01:06:46.679
think it says Andrewtanino plays Bobby. It might even listening
1577
01:06:46.679 --> 01:06:49.079
at all you are, but it says yours has your character.
1578
01:06:49.280 --> 01:06:49.400
Oh.
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01:06:49.920 --> 01:06:53.079
I don't know why. For some reason, Bobby Lee plays
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01:06:53.239 --> 01:06:55.280
voice Andrew Santino voice.
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01:06:55.280 --> 01:06:55.400
Oh.
1582
01:06:55.400 --> 01:06:57.320
They must have fixed it because it originally said Bobby
1583
01:06:58.280 --> 01:07:00.280
Jennifer Hudson jelly roll. Hey, look at the people that
1584
01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:03.159
are in there. Huh wow are yousha curry go up
1585
01:07:03.199 --> 01:07:04.719
top though to those are the other ones of the
1586
01:07:05.039 --> 01:07:08.760
Nick Kroll, Gabriel Union, Caleb McLoughlin plays Will David Harbor,
1587
01:07:09.320 --> 01:07:14.960
Stephen Jennifer Lewis, Patton Oswealt, and Steph Curry. Wow, so cool,
1588
01:07:15.440 --> 01:07:18.480
it's pretty cool combo. Well, please go see it.
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01:07:18.559 --> 01:07:19.199
Let's check that out.
1590
01:07:19.280 --> 01:07:20.480
Thank you for being a bad friend.