Dicey Bastards S3 E7: Break Out Breakdown

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And here.
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Come ye thither Get in.
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Here Join the quest, it is uncharted. Join the dicey bastards.
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Six writers face off by a roll of the dice.
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They'll fight dirty, leave nothing behind but fingerprints and a
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tall tale.
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Stealing hearts, breaking farts, with.
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Plenty of time to kill you. We'll be right back.
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We'll be right back.
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Hey there, A & D vids, junior adventurers, and friends.
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Welcome to the next episode of Authors and Practice Presents
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the Dicey Bastards Season 3. We are a video podcast
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where great authors play bad D & D.
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I'm M.K.
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Gibson, Dungeon Master, author of Villain's Rule, To Beat the Devil,
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and more. Once again, we are glad to be back
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with our good friend Misty Massey. We had a little
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bit of a hiatus from before. We're trying to fill
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some of that time back in. Also, an A &
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D behind the scenes. We are working on some extra
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side quests. We have another project we're working on with
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Drew as a DM for another special little thing, which
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you guys may have heard about from Con Carolina. It's
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called Oops All Barbarians. We've already recorded an episode of
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that where more will come out in the very future.
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We're really trying to get back into the feel of
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what we used to do because, hey, you pay us
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money and we should be doing something for it. So
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thank you to all our fans. So who do I
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have with me today? Same people as last time, but
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I'm going to reintroduce them anyway. Robert Bevan, again, is
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not with us. He's not dead, but he's with us
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in spirit. So Rick Waltieri, please enter Bevan's spirit and.
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Be with us. Should I start furiously masturbating or something?
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No, just passion. It doesn't have to be furious.
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Assuming I haven't been up to this point.
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Wow, you've got a stealth wang there.
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You know what? You do you.
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Tell us all about yourself.
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Anyway, my name is Rick Qualtieri and I play Moog.
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I tried doing the voice and my mic just gave out.
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Let's try that again. And I'm playing Moog Face Eater.
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I just feel like an old man's knee just said, nope.
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Just out.
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The disarmed half-orc, whatever class he is, who's busy eating
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toilet pudding with his feet.
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In real life, well, You like monsters?
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I got monsters. If you like vampires, I got build
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a vampire. If you like werewolves, I have the girl
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who punches werewolves. You like cryptids? I got big fun hunters.
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I got shit for whatever monster kink you have, unless
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you actually have a monster kink, in which case.
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Because I was thinking about the werewolf that punches girls,
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and I know that's not very fashionable right now, but.
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Then you want my alternate writing ego, Caravans, because she
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might have a few of that stuff.
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Well, thank you very much, sir. Drew Hayes, again, not
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with us. He's dead to us.
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Go to hell, Drew.
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No, we love Drew.
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He just can't be with us right now. So, E.M. Kaplan,
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how are you doing, ma'am? We'll go from the tallest
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to the shortest.
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How are you?
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I am great.
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How are you?
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You know what? Thank you for asking.
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Very few people actually ask me, so I appreciate that.
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I'm doing well.
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Thank you.
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So, I'm Emily.
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I'm E.M.
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Kaplan, and I am currently working on a book called
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Last Feast of the Fae with R.E. Carr, which is a.
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Romantic-y, I guess.
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Is that the spicy one you mentioned before?
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It's going to be spicy.
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All right, all right.
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Today, I'm playing Claudia, the undead rogue.
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Well, that explains Rick's furious masturbating. All right, cool.
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Fantastic.
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Misty, Massey, welcome back again.
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You made it weird, Gibby. Yeah, and?
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I'm trying to introduce Misty. You're making it weird. Misty,
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I'm sorry about this.
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I'm sorry.
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My apologies. You are here with us. Tell us all
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about yourself.
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I am, you know, I'm a mother and a wife
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of a mother of a boy and wife of a man.
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And so I'm used to everything being weird.
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But anyway, I.
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Am Misty Massey. I'm the author of the Mad Kestrel
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series of pirate fantasy adventures. The third one is in process. Hurrah, finally.
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And I'm also working on a series of weird Western
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novellas coming out from False South Books as soon as
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I finished the last revision and turned the damn things in. Um, but, uh,
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in the meantime, I am the associate publisher for Mocha
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Memoirs Press. And as I mentioned the last time, our
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submissions are open right now. We are looking for, uh,
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science fiction, fantasy, and horror or romantasy. We are looking
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for spicy stuff because readers are asking for it. And
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so we want to provide it for them. So, um,
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if you are a member of a marginalized group in this,
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in this country, and that means, uh, women, that means, uh, non-binary,
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that means black, that means people of color, that means
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Native American, you know, all the marginalized groups, we would really, really,
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really love to hear from you and see your work
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and give it a shot.
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Very cool.
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Thank you very much. Steve Weatherill, how are you today, sir?
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Yeah, I'm doing fine. Let's pretend it's a different day
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and I'm not massively hangover.
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I was doing my best, but you broke that illusion
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for me.
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Yeah, I'm Steve Weatherill. I'll be playing Stan Dandeliver, a
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professional folk hero. In real life, I write books and things.
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I also invented the card game Murder, Herbo, Tavern, Brawl.
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I'm hoping that by the time this goes out, those
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of you who backed the Kickstarter, thank you very much
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for making it a reality, have your prizes and decks.
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I'm also hoping that if you didn't back the Kickstarter,
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you should now be able to buy that online at Amazon.com.
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Oh, nice.
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That's awesome, dude. And someone's dog really needs to go out.
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Someone's dog is so happy to be here, and I
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love that dog, too.
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That's because that dog just received his copy of Murder, Hobo, Tavern, Brooke.
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That explains so much.
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On Kickstarter. That's a happy dog. You, too, could be
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as happy as that dog and piss on the floor
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of excitement.
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Is it possible to be as happy as that dog?
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Well, you know what could be?
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All you have to do is go to Amazon.com.
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Or go to patreon.com slash authorsanddragons. Check out the various
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tiers of perks where for just two bucks a month,
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you can join our Discord. Five bucks a month gets
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you to some extra channels, and you can be here
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when we record live. You can talk to us like
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some of our friends are right now in the chat channels. Please,
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someone please tell me you guys are keeping an eye
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on the chat channels so you're talking to the fans.
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Okay.
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Also, authorsanddragons.dattery.com. You can get some of our cool merchandise.
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We have Dicey Bastards gear. We have some cool classic
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So go check that out. It helps us out a lot. Okay.
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Chilling out of the way, are you all ready?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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As we're going to be.
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Greetings, all.
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This is Connie. Stance Conscience.
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How are you?
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I didn't take notes during the last game, so I
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have to do a recap of the last game, and
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I'm pulling this off the top of my head. It'd
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be really cool if the rest of you all would
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jump in and help me.
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And go. What happened?
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Toilet pudding.
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Toilet pudding.
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We got on a boat.
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Malibu Chanteys.
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Oh, yeah.
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I showed up.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's right. After practicing the robotic dance, they took... Father
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Brandon took Jorsa the Sorcerer away.
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Kapoosh and Pink Rita showed up pretty pissed off, but gave,
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after giving a big old kiss to Stan Dandeliver, Malibu.
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The cleric showed up and to help the team out.
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Fantastic.
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A nice little reunion for the Janes.
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They then sailed out to the Fire Island to go
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to the prison to get Moog. I'm pretty sure I'm
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just pulling this crap out of my butt, but that's
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where we left off with... Them sailing out, getting very close,
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but Moog saw another ship show up just ahead of
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the Dicey Bastards, which happened to be an extra robot
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and Matt Demon, who Malibu has no idea who's person,
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but you fans do, don't I?
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We know who Matt Demon is.
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And Moog just got the snot cracked out of him
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by a robot for getting lippy.
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And that's where he picked back up, with Moog picking
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up his teeth.
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Moog will spit out a tooth and laugh. Like, oh, Moog,
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see that totally useless party? Have others fighting their battles
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for them again as usual.
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Aw, you're so cute when you're stupid, which is all
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the time. All right, Moog.
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Matt Demon is just like, all right, we're going to
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do a little tour, like I promised with the Adventurer's Guild,
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that all the prisoners are being humane, so everybody stand back.
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You guys smell, and you're gross.
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So the sentry starts escorting Matt Demon around, because he's
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just turned his back on you.
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He's done with you.
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Oh, Moog's going to follow.
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No, one of the sentries just stands like, just gets
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between the two of you, like, no, you're not.
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So, thank you, X1. Welcome, sir.
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Please continue.
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Thank you.
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So Matt Demon bravely is walking around, just giving a
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little tour of the island.
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He's talking like, hi, prisoners.
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Prisoners, how you doing?
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You should be better adventurers. You got caught. You were
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in jail. Did I mention I'm in a totally innocent party?
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Matt Demon here. Warlock, that's right. My powers can sometimes
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work like this.
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And you notice that some of the sentries are intentionally
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not looking at him because that way, if he needs
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to respond with his magical powers, he can.
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So that's fun. Moog, you have a big sentry right
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in your way.
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Moog thinks you should move so that Moog can continue
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his job, because there are toilets on other side, there
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are toilets that need to be cleaned on other side
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of you.
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You can wait.
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We can hear Moog, right?
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Yes.
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We can't hear what's going around, but we've probably got
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some context clues that something's going on.
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Everything Moog is saying that you guys, yes.
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Moog find it interesting that that mad demon who Moog
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totally did not try to kill, because if Moog had
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tried to kill him, Moog would have succeeded, is here
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on island. And he walking around not being looked at
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by magical damping centuries who, hey, if you happen to
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stand near Matt Demon, your powers would work if you
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were here. And like, you know. in theory, trying to like,
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you know, bust Moog out of prison, which of course
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nobody will because Moog, nobody coming to like save Moog,
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Moog knows this. Moog is just going to, Moog is
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just going on a monologue pretty much to fill in.
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The one sentry in front of him is like, why
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are you speaking like this? And the second sentry at
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80 feet up at the tower behind him, he is
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writing a novel. He told me about this earlier.
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It's cool exposition. Interesting. How does he do this with
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no hands? He claims to write with his feet. I'll
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just see this action performed.
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Indeed.
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You, now, write with feet.
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Moog not have pen.
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They are demanding that you use a nearby stick and
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draw in the dirt and grass and show that you
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can write.
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With your feet. Sure. Alright, give me a dexterity roll.
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You've been practicing, I'll say for the last, like, 12 hours,
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you've been practicing a lot of your feet.
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Especially all the toilet pudding you've been creating.
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Moog gets an 18. You know what?
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You, like, Moog, with a little flourish on the back end, you, uh, yeah.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst
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of times, Matt Demon can suck a dick. All right
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there in the dirt, so.
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Perfect calligraphy.
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Not bad. Not bad at all. Acceptable.
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This lie, this lie persists, so. All right, so the
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Dicey Bastards in the boat, in the dinghy, rowboating your
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way there thanks to Malibu Sea Shanties, the ladies' incredible strength,
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and Stan's ability to inspire through his words.
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You guys hear all this crap.
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Because, again, you have a little holographic move on of
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Stan's shoulder that is like, Yeah. He's saying all this stuff.
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You guys are very much aware of it. So the
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sun is now set. It is, uh, uh, the, the
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island is dark. Mostly there is, there's a, there are
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a few lights around, but there's definitely a volcanic glow
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because you can see it as you can see on
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the map, there's a red center and there's a stream
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of lava coming out of the side of the mountain,
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out of side of the thing into the water.
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What's hissing like that.
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And there's a, there's a, there's enough smoke and things
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like if you wanted to approach the island from a
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different direction, there's enough steam from the lava that you
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can approach, uh, wherever you want, and not be too
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worried immediately about being seen.
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Okay, well, we have to get somewhere with a little
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bit of cover so we can pull up the boat
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and get into our robot costume.
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Yeah, so just pick me a direction you want to
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come from, like one of the directions, like northeast, northwest, top.
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Where on the map would you like to be? Put
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the bucket where you want to be, and I'll go
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grab your characters.
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Right.
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What do we reckon, ladies? What looks like a good approach?
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Now for the fans at home, the island is basically
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not a perfect circle, but it's a very circular-ish island.
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It's compact.
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It's got a wall going through most of the perimeter
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around it. It's about a 50-foot wall with additional 30-foot
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towers on top of that that are lookout points. So
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there's no direction that can't be seen per se.
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We don't know that the robots are currently looking at
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Moog drawing with his feet, or do we?
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I guess we do, because we heard him talking.
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You know, there are at least two different robotic voices
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that have said, prove this, that's pretty impressive.
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See if Moog can slip in his X position, which
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entryway they're by, and we'll pick a different one.
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Well, Moog, you can hear them talking.
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So, getting back to Moog's noggle, Moog have two questions.
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Hey, Moog, now, pause.
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Before you go any further with this, because what you're
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trying to do, and they're not completely, I mean, they're robots,
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but they're not stupid, so please do me a favor
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and just give me a deception roll, because this is
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the preface of what comes next.
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Sure.
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Oh, God.
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20.
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20.
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Fuck me. All right, all right. Well, stay whatever you want, pal. Moog,
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I have two questions.
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For purposes of novel Moog writing, what is current password.
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You know.
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Because we want it to be authentic. And two, if
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imaginary foes were coming to, like, you know, to break
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main character out of prison were to approach, what side
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of island would be most advantageous to them? For purposes
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of fiction only.
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Hypothetically.
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Any position of the island would be great because it's
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basically filled like a clock. You'd have to slip in
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without being noticed. So any position is just as good
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as the others. We will not give you a password
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because we are not authorized to give that. However, it
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would only make sense in a very realistic way that
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the robots do, the automatons do as automatons are supposed
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to do and make eye contact to give each other
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their authorization number to then prove that they're on the
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list of authorized robotic users.
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But what if robot not functioning correctly, like eye things
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not work?
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They will be destroyed immediately. well i'm still you did
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not hear that moog has to say it oh oh.
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Yeah i'm assuming moog's relaying this does he really have
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to say everything you say twice skibby.
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So even friendly looking robot who comes aboard and obviously
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looks looks like looks like you you would destroy wouldn't
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that wouldn't that be mean.
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If they cannot give proper authorization Then, yes, we do
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not stand for counterfeits or fakes.
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Well, what if they're malfunctioning?
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I mean, you're a robot. Then they are malfunctioning. They
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no longer need to be.
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I've already told you that these are extremely ableist robots.
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They are.
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Well, I don't have another plan, and I'm probably too
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hungover to come up with one.
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Is that the point where you want to be, by
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the way?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay. so also like uh also now do me a
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favor because where he was at uh moog you tend
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to talk in a very loud volume on your own um.
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Uh you you're.
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You roll me a performance roll okay because you are
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you are like you already got the deception i'm just
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curious how what you're doing an oration uh And I
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want to see how, because there's obviously there's noise, there's clanging,
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there's eye, there's people around.
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I want to see whether Matt can hear you or not.
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It gets suspicious. Ted, not, well, you know what? That's good.
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You're not too loud. You're not too soft.
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You're just normal.
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Okay. And Matt Demon's got a role perception. Let me see. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Fine. Cool.
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No worries.
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He's still just walking around inspecting people and being very shitty.
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He's talking shit to all the prisoners and making fun
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of them because he feels like a big man.
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So, okay.
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Well, Moog will ask one more thing. So what would
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robot guards do if, say, a member of a famous
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party like Total Innocence Party came here, but it turned
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out he was one of Moog's friends in disguise under illusion?
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What kind of novel is this?
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Well, Moog just speculating since, like, you know, we have
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honored guests here who obviously is pretending to hate Moog
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very much, which might be ruse, which would be great
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for plot of novel.
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But how would you find out that.
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Inaccurate.
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Moog already admitted to attempted murder. Well, yes.
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Of course, because, like, you know, because it would work
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well with plot. But what if Moog was fooling you?
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by getting really high deception roll if such a thing
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were if such a thing were possible and we were
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not metagaming.
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Hang on let me with.
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These guys here on the island uh yes uh you
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have shit scream the bumblebot i'll put him over here
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uh that's why we named him too okay cool control
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by everything all of you can move shit scream the
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bumblebot if you want to use him All right, save settings.
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I'll put the bucket back into the center. All right,
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zoom to fit. Cool, cool, and cool.
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Didn't somebody mention that we have an actual piece of
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Moog stored somewhere?
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You have his hand. You have his hand. For Misty's sake,
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but Malibu doesn't know this.
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Right. Some time ago, Moog put his hands into... No,
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one hand.
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One of his arms into a green goo, and it
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came back with nothing.
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It melted off his arm.
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And he got one of those... It's a magic item
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that's a prosthetic limb. He eventually lost that, but he
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got new limbs that were made from Hellforge because he
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made a deal with the demons. So he chopped off
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both his arms, and he has now prosthetic demon hands. However,
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he lost both of those, too, when these guys were
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looking at it, and they became inactive. So he's been
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limbless ever since. So you found one. One of his
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demonic hell hands, which you guys are carrying, and it
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glives off a little bit of low light and has
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always the potential to burn anybody who's holding it at
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any given time.
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Okay, but we can't resurrect him with it. Got it.
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Okay.
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Nope.
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I was starting to think maybe we.
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Should just give up.
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Just use true resurrection. Just like, no, I got your arm.
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I'll bring this back from here.
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We got you, dude.
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I like how you're thinking.
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All right.
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So what we're going to have to do is, well,
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the only thing I can think of to do is
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create a big enough distraction that we can pilot the
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BumbleBot into the prison without the authorization process.
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All right.
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So for, I would like Stan, Claudia and Malibu, each
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of you to, um, roll me a deception check together
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because you got through the smoke screen. I let you
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guys land on the beach because the, the two centuries
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that you landed are both paying attention to move at
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the angle, which you came from. The other guys are
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looking at different directions. So you did find a good spot. So, uh, Deception, deception.
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Okay, cool, cool, cool. Fantastic.
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I meant to say like a stealth role, but these
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are all good roles.
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You're fine. I'll take them. 16, 26, and 20 for
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those listening at home.
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Yeah, exactly. I meant to do stealth roles, but you
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know what? This works. So you guys have landed on
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the beach under the cover.
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Of darkness.
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I'm a crab.
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Just walking with your hands clicking in the air.
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The three of you have managed to, just for the
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sake of it, I will say you are right up against.
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The wall here.
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That way, even when they look down, they can't see you. Again,
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50-foot wall, and then another tower. It's an 80-foot tower,
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so 30 feet beyond that. So at the angle they're
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looking down, you are just beyond their line of sight.
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And you have.
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Pieces of this 12-foot monstrosity, or 10-foot monstrosity, of this
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robot right there.
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If we need distraction, Moog can cause distraction.
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And now at a certain point, you will also like,
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there are two Moogs talking, one from inside and one
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on your shoulder. You're starting to get that weird microphone
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on microphone feedback. So Stan will have to like concentrate
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and dismiss the spectral Moog, but he will not be
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able to hear what's going on beyond that.
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What if Moog creates a distraction effect? And we run
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our robot in as if he's another robot coming to
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stop whatever Moog's up to.
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Yes, it does sound like we should try and avoid
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interaction with the other robot folk. But perhaps if there's
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a big enough distraction, we can just sort of sneak in,
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stand at the back. You know, like when you're at
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work and you don't really want to do any work,
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so you just sort of... Stand at the back and
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pretend like you're paying attention during a meeting and hope
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nobody asks you any questions.
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Sort of like that.
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I never did that. I don't know what you're talking about.
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Well, there's a reason I'm a rogue. Turns out I
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didn't like having a job.
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So, Stan, are you dismissing your spectral Moog?
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I will say one last thing to Moog. Moog, we're
497
00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:45.059
just outside the gate, buddy. If ever there was a
498
00:21:45.099 --> 00:21:48.099
time to be as Moog as possible, it's now.
499
00:21:49.099 --> 00:21:50.240
Moog, have a good idea.
500
00:21:50.259 --> 00:21:55.880
I don't want to hear it. Goodbye. Okay, I guess
501
00:21:55.920 --> 00:21:57.740
we wait for the Moog fireworks.
502
00:21:58.740 --> 00:22:00.680
All right. Well, Moog will turn to, like, you know,
503
00:22:00.839 --> 00:22:03.920
the guard who's there. Be like, Moog, thank you for, like,
504
00:22:03.980 --> 00:22:06.069
information for a novel. Moog need to get back to
505
00:22:06.130 --> 00:22:09.089
his work now. And then Moog will go search out
506
00:22:09.130 --> 00:22:11.509
that mage who he tried to turn into, throw into
507
00:22:11.529 --> 00:22:11.950
the fire.
508
00:22:12.170 --> 00:22:13.690
Well, it's funny you should say that because I had
509
00:22:13.730 --> 00:22:15.069
my own idea of things. So while you're looking around
510
00:22:15.089 --> 00:22:17.250
for that mage, do me a favor, Moog, give me
511
00:22:17.269 --> 00:22:17.769
a perception roll.
512
00:22:17.769 --> 00:22:19.769
19.
513
00:22:20.220 --> 00:22:20.440
Great.
514
00:22:20.559 --> 00:22:22.460
You just noticed the mage coming up with a piece
515
00:22:22.480 --> 00:22:23.700
of chain he's wrapping around your throat.
516
00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:26.500
The mage is coming at you with an attack roll.
517
00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.119
He's trying to wrap his chain around your throat, swing
518
00:22:28.140 --> 00:22:29.700
you around and push your face into the fire that's
519
00:22:29.740 --> 00:22:32.619
right behind you. So he's going to give me attack
520
00:22:32.660 --> 00:22:34.980
roll 11 plus 2, 13.
521
00:22:34.980 --> 00:22:36.240
So that should hit.
522
00:22:36.819 --> 00:22:37.359
Yep, that hits.
523
00:22:37.819 --> 00:22:38.000
All right.
524
00:22:38.019 --> 00:22:43.039
So he has got you in a.
525
00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:43.900
Chain wrapped around your throat. and he is now trying
526
00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:44.500
to pivot.
527
00:22:44.519 --> 00:22:45.900
It's like basically you're on a grapple at the moment,
528
00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:47.700
and he is trying to pivot you to push your
529
00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:50.980
face into that thing of fire right there, and the
530
00:22:51.019 --> 00:22:53.079
robots don't seem to care because prisoner-on-prisoner violence is not
531
00:22:53.099 --> 00:22:59.099
their business. Moog, you have no hands, so with disadvantage,
532
00:22:59.180 --> 00:23:00.700
give me an athletics roll to try to break this.
533
00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:01.880
This is contested athletics.
534
00:23:01.900 --> 00:23:03.890
I don't know. I'm going to try to do a
535
00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:07.309
little judo and drop to my knees and try to
536
00:23:07.390 --> 00:23:09.269
flip him over my shoulder into the fire himself.
537
00:23:10.589 --> 00:23:10.690
Okay.
538
00:23:10.710 --> 00:23:11.509
Okay. I love this.
539
00:23:11.990 --> 00:23:13.609
And if I have to go into the fire with him,
540
00:23:13.650 --> 00:23:15.910
that's fine. Okay.
541
00:23:16.029 --> 00:23:17.630
So give me your athletics roll and he'll do his.
542
00:23:18.430 --> 00:23:19.410
All right. Athletics.
543
00:23:19.410 --> 00:23:21.410
21.
544
00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:27.900
Seven, because he's not very strong. He has a minus
545
00:23:27.940 --> 00:23:32.619
one to his strength. He tries to pivot you.
546
00:23:32.700 --> 00:23:35.680
You do not. And you flip him over. Now, he does.
547
00:23:35.819 --> 00:23:38.980
It is like he's a mage. He's kind of a chunky,
548
00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:41.190
just kind of indoor kid mage. So he's like, You know,
549
00:23:41.230 --> 00:23:43.049
it's like 200 pounds of mage you're flipping over your shoulder,
550
00:23:43.069 --> 00:23:44.380
so he's pulling you down to the fire with it.
551
00:23:44.390 --> 00:23:46.109
He lands on his back, he's burning, and he's trying
552
00:23:46.130 --> 00:23:47.069
to pull you in. So there's like.
553
00:23:47.390 --> 00:23:49.349
Oh, no, that's okay. Moog is going to stay right
554
00:23:49.390 --> 00:23:50.710
on top of him, you know?
555
00:23:51.430 --> 00:23:54.329
Right. It is hot. You will start taking fire damage.
556
00:23:54.349 --> 00:23:57.470
Oh, that's okay. He's going to take more fire damage.
557
00:23:57.930 --> 00:24:00.190
That is true. So you both... I mean, he will
558
00:24:00.230 --> 00:24:02.380
take 2d6 per round, and you will take 1d6. And
559
00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:04.640
as I am screaming from the fire, I will scream
560
00:24:04.680 --> 00:24:04.980
out one.
561
00:24:05.940 --> 00:24:09.819
What was the name of the tabaxi? Punchy.
562
00:24:10.670 --> 00:24:14.519
Punchy, Moog here. That mad demon narked on you. That's
563
00:24:14.559 --> 00:24:15.220
why you here.
564
00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:22.220
No, Punchy knows that's not true, but he's like, so
565
00:24:22.539 --> 00:24:24.940
give me some kind of role that you're trying to
566
00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:27.539
convey something to him, because obviously Punchy's been here for
567
00:24:27.579 --> 00:24:29.119
a couple of years, so he knows that's not true.
568
00:24:29.279 --> 00:24:32.519
How about performance? Give me something that you're trying to do.
569
00:24:34.359 --> 00:24:34.759
Five.
570
00:24:35.779 --> 00:24:37.119
I'm on fire. I'm not giving my best work.
571
00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:38.549
It came out as herb or herb or herb, because
572
00:24:38.569 --> 00:24:40.130
you've got a fat kid on top of you, so.
573
00:24:40.720 --> 00:24:41.880
No, I'm on top of the fat kid.
574
00:24:42.460 --> 00:24:44.480
Yeah, that's true. So you're between his man titties.
575
00:24:44.700 --> 00:24:48.980
So he is going to take two fire damage, and
576
00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:49.779
you take his.
577
00:24:50.299 --> 00:24:52.160
Excuse me. He's taking four. You take two. You say
578
00:24:52.180 --> 00:24:52.900
you do two.
579
00:24:53.180 --> 00:24:53.460
Blah.
580
00:24:53.859 --> 00:24:54.019
Fuck.
581
00:24:54.359 --> 00:24:56.720
He's in the fire. So he's taking two D6 per round.
582
00:24:57.019 --> 00:24:58.240
He's taking four total fire damage.
583
00:24:58.259 --> 00:24:59.869
You're taking two. Okay.
584
00:25:00.180 --> 00:25:01.930
You did get your hit points back from your second wins.
585
00:25:01.970 --> 00:25:05.089
I saw you rolling four, and the sentry had punched
586
00:25:05.109 --> 00:25:07.210
you for six. So you're down eight total.
587
00:25:07.650 --> 00:25:07.809
Yes.
588
00:25:09.079 --> 00:25:11.039
And the mage is a mage. So he is like,
589
00:25:11.099 --> 00:25:12.559
he is on fire and not happy. So cool.
590
00:25:13.259 --> 00:25:13.720
All right, guys.
591
00:25:14.440 --> 00:25:17.500
The robot, like, they're not stopping it, but they are
592
00:25:17.559 --> 00:25:18.289
kind of paying attention.
593
00:25:18.309 --> 00:25:21.329
Presumably, we heard the screaming.
594
00:25:22.009 --> 00:25:25.029
Oh, yes. Well, every fat kid, like, on fire, it's like, oh,
595
00:25:25.269 --> 00:25:28.109
my God! So this guy over here.
596
00:25:29.049 --> 00:25:31.730
This guy to the east at this tower, he is
597
00:25:31.829 --> 00:25:34.529
looking at Moog. The guy right above you is looking
598
00:25:34.569 --> 00:25:37.609
at Moog. And that's all you can tell for the moment.
599
00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:40.759
Near as you can tell, everybody's currently looking at Moog,
600
00:25:40.819 --> 00:25:44.640
so you have time to assemble Bumble Scream, or whatever
601
00:25:44.680 --> 00:25:45.440
his name is.
602
00:25:45.480 --> 00:25:46.789
Bumblebot, assemble.
603
00:25:47.910 --> 00:25:50.170
Transform and roll out, ladies.
604
00:25:51.049 --> 00:25:53.410
Now, under pressure, have you guys practiced putting them together
605
00:25:53.430 --> 00:25:53.910
really fast?
606
00:25:54.509 --> 00:25:54.789
Yes.
607
00:25:56.029 --> 00:25:57.569
We looked at that twice last.
608
00:25:57.509 --> 00:25:58.190
Episode, I believe.
609
00:25:58.210 --> 00:25:58.779
Twice, yes.
610
00:25:58.960 --> 00:25:59.259
All right.
611
00:25:59.380 --> 00:26:01.440
Well, I know you practiced staying on top of each other.
612
00:26:01.660 --> 00:26:07.180
Malibu was very useful in coordinating the cheerleader routine.
613
00:26:09.289 --> 00:26:12.509
With advantage with advantage because you guys have practiced so
614
00:26:12.589 --> 00:26:15.920
stan and uh malibu both are athletics role and claudia
615
00:26:15.940 --> 00:26:18.279
is the top i want to so stan and malibu
616
00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:22.880
with advantage athletics claudia give me uh acrobatics or athletics
617
00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:24.839
as well to take the top position so you guys
618
00:26:24.859 --> 00:26:27.500
have your costumes on and you're trying to assemble bumble scream.
619
00:26:27.269 --> 00:26:30.970
Ready okay lord.
620
00:26:32.230 --> 00:26:34.920
Okay, so Stan, well, because he actually has a, it's
621
00:26:34.940 --> 00:26:36.279
not a minus one, it's a nine, because he has
622
00:26:36.319 --> 00:26:37.720
a plus four, so it's actually like, it's like a 13,
623
00:26:37.700 --> 00:26:38.640
that's above.
624
00:26:38.440 --> 00:26:43.740
Average, that's fine. Acrobat, Claudia, you. Whoa. Oh, and Malibu.
625
00:26:44.109 --> 00:26:44.900
Was that with advantage?
626
00:26:46.250 --> 00:26:47.789
I don't know. So roll it twice.
627
00:26:47.849 --> 00:26:48.410
Roll it twice.
628
00:26:48.490 --> 00:26:49.230
Oh, roll it twice, okay.
629
00:26:49.269 --> 00:26:50.970
I was beginning to think you don't actually want to
630
00:26:50.990 --> 00:26:52.910
save Moog. Okay, Claudia, you're fine.
631
00:26:52.910 --> 00:26:53.630
22, 22 for Claudia.
632
00:26:53.730 --> 00:26:54.230
Malibu, please don't.
633
00:26:54.230 --> 00:26:57.859
21. That's better.
634
00:26:57.859 --> 00:27:01.609
22 for Claudia. Stan, your old man knee gets you
635
00:27:01.619 --> 00:27:03.269
a total of 13, but you hold.
636
00:27:03.289 --> 00:27:05.029
Just a bit of a wobble.
637
00:27:05.750 --> 00:27:06.410
A bit of a wobble.
638
00:27:06.450 --> 00:27:12.150
So all three of you are currently inside Bumblebot. Stumblebot
639
00:27:12.190 --> 00:27:14.480
might as well be, so I'll put you guys here. Stumblebot,
640
00:27:14.539 --> 00:27:17.160
you guys have control of Stumblebot together. Every one of
641
00:27:17.180 --> 00:27:20.559
you has access to Stumblebot, so feel free to walk
642
00:27:20.599 --> 00:27:21.500
in and do as you see fit.
643
00:27:22.559 --> 00:27:24.019
Okay. Showtime.
644
00:27:26.630 --> 00:27:32.750
Just sneaking in as, you know, as delicately as a
645
00:27:32.829 --> 00:27:36.849
robot can. Try not to draw any attention to ourselves
646
00:27:37.809 --> 00:27:39.920
while everybody's looking at the screaming fat cat.
647
00:27:39.990 --> 00:27:41.920
I will say that because of the trip over, it
648
00:27:41.930 --> 00:27:44.079
took you a couple of hours. And this thing is
649
00:27:44.099 --> 00:27:47.519
made of paper, mache, and cardboard.
650
00:27:47.539 --> 00:27:48.779
I love Gibby.
651
00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:53.200
And love, and tape, and tape. On dry land, it
652
00:27:53.240 --> 00:27:54.440
looked really, really good.
653
00:27:54.460 --> 00:27:55.549
A couple hours at sea....
654
00:27:56.849 --> 00:28:03.220
Let's just say it's not as pristine as it was
655
00:28:03.259 --> 00:28:04.039
a few hours ago.
656
00:28:04.940 --> 00:28:08.880
Ladies, we're going to have to compensate for the lack
657
00:28:08.940 --> 00:28:14.230
of perfection in the costuming with sheer acting. Yes.
658
00:28:14.849 --> 00:28:15.130
Yes.
659
00:28:17.789 --> 00:28:23.450
I'm sure we practiced our Our D & D talk dances.
660
00:28:23.809 --> 00:28:24.930
We can fake this.
661
00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:29.460
Your dungeon talk?
662
00:28:29.859 --> 00:28:30.460
Dungeon talk.
663
00:28:30.920 --> 00:28:34.539
Your dungeon talk dances? Yeah, just like elbow, elbow, thrusty, thrusty,
664
00:28:35.019 --> 00:28:35.779
mimic dance, lick.
665
00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:36.079
Yep.
666
00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:37.930
Yeah, let's see. Okay, so you guys come in.
667
00:28:37.990 --> 00:28:41.250
You see currently the sentry right ahead of you is
668
00:28:41.289 --> 00:28:44.799
looking at Moog. You see a sentry to your northwest
669
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:48.599
also looking down at Moog. And a sentry to your
670
00:28:48.740 --> 00:28:50.720
east on that top of the tower looking down at Moog. And,
671
00:28:50.759 --> 00:28:54.089
of course, Moog is on top of a fat kid
672
00:28:54.140 --> 00:28:55.849
in the fire. And the fat kid is, like, robes
673
00:28:55.890 --> 00:28:57.910
are floating to burn because it looks like a small
674
00:28:58.009 --> 00:29:00.069
forge that's on top of hot coals. And the kid's, like,
675
00:29:00.430 --> 00:29:00.950
coals are starting.
676
00:29:00.809 --> 00:29:01.509
To get on fire.
677
00:29:02.009 --> 00:29:03.990
By kid, I mean he's, like, a 20-something-year-old, but he's
678
00:29:04.009 --> 00:29:06.049
a chubby wizard kid. And Moog is on top of him,
679
00:29:06.109 --> 00:29:08.529
chained around his neck, face in his man-titties, pushing him
680
00:29:08.549 --> 00:29:11.029
down to the flames, trying to mumble something about, like,
681
00:29:11.069 --> 00:29:11.529
Matt Demon.
682
00:29:11.769 --> 00:29:11.869
So.
683
00:29:12.329 --> 00:29:15.309
We seem to have interrupted something personal.
684
00:29:16.730 --> 00:29:21.259
Bring fork. We're having fat wizard barbecue. It's moved.
685
00:29:21.339 --> 00:29:22.680
This might not be personal.
686
00:29:24.579 --> 00:29:26.640
So what's our plan again?
687
00:29:26.660 --> 00:29:28.220
I don't know.
688
00:29:28.240 --> 00:29:32.890
I think we reached the end of our plan.
689
00:29:32.660 --> 00:29:33.250
At this point.
690
00:29:34.450 --> 00:29:35.970
We're here. I'm surprised we.
691
00:29:35.910 --> 00:29:36.309
Got this far.
692
00:29:42.150 --> 00:29:44.559
Alright, so while you guys are thinking about it, Fat
693
00:29:44.619 --> 00:29:47.940
Wizard's going to take another 2d6 of fire damage. He
694
00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:51.579
is up to another 4, so he's looking crispy. Moog,
695
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:56.099
you take another 5 more fire damage. Because you were
696
00:29:56.140 --> 00:29:58.759
laying in the fire still. So you're up to however
697
00:29:58.779 --> 00:30:01.349
much you're up to. The kid's looking not good, so.
698
00:30:02.329 --> 00:30:03.809
Okay, have we got anything that.
699
00:30:05.470 --> 00:30:08.099
What do we have? I mean, I know I've got spells,
700
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:09.660
but I cannot use those spells.
701
00:30:10.980 --> 00:30:14.740
So it appears that the sentries are not interfering with.
702
00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:15.029
Not yet.
703
00:30:15.099 --> 00:30:17.539
It's only been, like, six seconds since, like, again, we're, like,
704
00:30:17.559 --> 00:30:19.460
doing kind of turn order. So, like, it's not minutes
705
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:22.309
or anything like that, but, like, it's the next round. No, they're...
706
00:30:27.069 --> 00:30:29.250
At the moment, none of them are currently looking at you,
707
00:30:29.289 --> 00:30:31.490
per se. They have not noticed you. Because the other
708
00:30:31.529 --> 00:30:34.170
ones are looking at their respective parts, either the island
709
00:30:34.380 --> 00:30:37.500
or keeping watch. Matt Demon is to the northeast, but
710
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:39.579
you guys are maybe... Give me a perception check.
711
00:30:39.619 --> 00:30:41.779
Actually, no, you can't see Matt Demon from where you're at.
712
00:30:41.859 --> 00:30:43.700
I was going to say, the sentries are not interfering
713
00:30:43.740 --> 00:30:45.579
with inmate-on-inmate violence.
714
00:30:46.140 --> 00:30:46.299
Right.
715
00:30:46.599 --> 00:30:51.930
So if we become inmates, we could fake our violence
716
00:30:52.849 --> 00:30:54.990
to get over there, grab Moog, and leave.
717
00:30:57.700 --> 00:31:01.109
Do as you see fit. I'm not... I'm near the
718
00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:02.769
confirmers and I. I'm just here to roll dice and
719
00:31:02.809 --> 00:31:03.210
fuck you up.
720
00:31:03.210 --> 00:31:05.910
I've got a minor illusion as a cantrip that I
721
00:31:05.930 --> 00:31:06.549
can maybe use.
722
00:31:06.529 --> 00:31:06.829
To do that.
723
00:31:06.849 --> 00:31:09.390
I was going to say, we're awfully clean. Won't they notice?
724
00:31:10.250 --> 00:31:11.109
I'm not clean.
725
00:31:11.750 --> 00:31:14.009
Okay, all right, yeah. I'm clean.
726
00:31:14.069 --> 00:31:15.930
Oh, no, you are, because she gave you blush and
727
00:31:15.950 --> 00:31:16.730
she printed you up.
728
00:31:18.769 --> 00:31:21.940
I'm still not clean. I'm just saying, it's just blush.
729
00:31:22.460 --> 00:31:24.099
You can wear makeup. I'm pretty dirty and filthy.
730
00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:26.859
Are you still wearing lots of dead animals?
731
00:31:27.490 --> 00:31:28.049
Sure am.
732
00:31:28.650 --> 00:31:31.150
Okay, yeah, she's fine.
733
00:31:32.950 --> 00:31:37.430
Maybe we try and get the arm to Moog. Or
734
00:31:37.450 --> 00:31:41.609
maybe we try and smuggle Moog out of here. What
735
00:31:41.630 --> 00:31:44.150
do we have that we could disguise a Moog?
736
00:31:45.849 --> 00:31:50.369
I actually kind of like the idea that Claudia was
737
00:31:50.430 --> 00:31:55.029
saying of becoming inmates because then you can run over
738
00:31:55.089 --> 00:31:58.380
and hand him his arm. Will it just attach?
739
00:31:58.460 --> 00:32:00.650
Still in prison. Do we have a bag of holding?
740
00:32:02.150 --> 00:32:04.490
Okay, so after that, now that's going to count as
741
00:32:04.509 --> 00:32:07.529
another round that went by. So Moog, you take another
742
00:32:08.589 --> 00:32:10.009
one fire damage.
743
00:32:10.190 --> 00:32:14.029
The wizard, okay. The guy behind you, he lets... Now
744
00:32:14.069 --> 00:32:15.130
he's burnt alive.
745
00:32:15.170 --> 00:32:16.190
He is now laying there.
746
00:32:16.509 --> 00:32:18.410
He seems to be expiring right about now. He is
747
00:32:18.450 --> 00:32:19.029
burning alive.
748
00:32:19.049 --> 00:32:22.390
Basically, you have one more round before the sentry is like, well,
749
00:32:22.450 --> 00:32:24.269
that's over. They're going to go back to not paying
750
00:32:24.289 --> 00:32:27.880
attention to you. So for the rest of you all,
751
00:32:27.980 --> 00:32:29.140
this is your time to figure out what it is
752
00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:29.619
you want to do.
753
00:32:30.660 --> 00:32:32.740
If we had the Bag of Holding, we could put
754
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:33.900
Moog in a Bag of Holding.
755
00:32:34.900 --> 00:32:37.369
You do have a Bag of Holding. Stan does.
756
00:32:37.980 --> 00:32:41.190
Okay. We can try to bundle him into our crotch.
757
00:32:44.490 --> 00:32:48.390
I can do magic because it's divine. And I can
758
00:32:48.450 --> 00:32:52.869
throw Sacred Flame on one of the Robot guys. The sentries.
759
00:32:53.549 --> 00:32:56.970
It is an attack roll, which does divine fire damage
760
00:32:57.029 --> 00:33:00.630
to a robot, or to one of the warforged, yes.
761
00:33:01.490 --> 00:33:02.190
Okay.
762
00:33:02.589 --> 00:33:05.069
But it's just like, it's basically a cleric's version of
763
00:33:05.289 --> 00:33:06.329
swinging a sword from a distance.
764
00:33:07.589 --> 00:33:07.869
Right.
765
00:33:08.210 --> 00:33:11.589
I wonder if I put a minor illusion of Moog
766
00:33:12.309 --> 00:33:17.950
where Moog is, and we also try and distract these sentries,
767
00:33:18.069 --> 00:33:20.230
we could just bundle Moog into the bag of holdings.
768
00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:23.539
The real move.
769
00:33:23.660 --> 00:33:24.140
I'm going to say this.
770
00:33:24.519 --> 00:33:28.279
Now's your time to make your moves. So this sentry
771
00:33:28.420 --> 00:33:30.380
is done looking. So he's going to look. His eyes
772
00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:32.359
are going to shift back left. He's going to look
773
00:33:32.579 --> 00:33:37.930
out onto the sea. He's looking away. This sentry to
774
00:33:37.950 --> 00:33:39.690
the east over here. He's going to go back to
775
00:33:39.710 --> 00:33:43.150
like watching in. He's looking basically. He's looking this direction.
776
00:33:43.190 --> 00:33:46.150
He's looking straight towards this area. So from here to
777
00:33:46.210 --> 00:33:47.119
here is under his perception.
778
00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:48.519
This sentry is.
779
00:33:49.980 --> 00:33:52.279
He's looking for Matt Demon, because that's who he's there for.
780
00:33:52.660 --> 00:33:53.759
So he is going to.
781
00:33:56.160 --> 00:33:58.430
He's not assigned to you guys, so he's just going
782
00:33:58.450 --> 00:34:01.650
to step this direction. At the moment, you have not
783
00:34:01.670 --> 00:34:03.710
made eye contact with the other ones. They haven't noticed
784
00:34:03.750 --> 00:34:06.769
you yet. Because this guy doesn't work at this island.
785
00:34:06.789 --> 00:34:09.170
He's somewhere else, but he's already made authorization. So you
786
00:34:09.210 --> 00:34:09.630
have a second.
787
00:34:09.710 --> 00:34:11.750
You have a chance. You have one round to do something.
788
00:34:12.170 --> 00:34:13.489
Let's move. Let's do it.
789
00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:16.980
Snap Moog, leave a minor illusion where Moog was.
790
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:18.219
Okay, I want to know what each one of you
791
00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:18.460
is doing.
792
00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:20.119
I will allow you guys as a group to walk
793
00:34:20.199 --> 00:34:23.070
over there, and each one of you then has one action.
794
00:34:23.090 --> 00:34:25.389
All three of you can, like, together, that's your movement
795
00:34:25.409 --> 00:34:25.849
to go over there.
796
00:34:26.369 --> 00:34:27.230
Each one of you has an action.
797
00:34:27.429 --> 00:34:27.849
What are you doing?
798
00:34:30.230 --> 00:34:31.710
Claudia, you grab Moog.
799
00:34:32.670 --> 00:34:33.070
I will.
800
00:34:34.289 --> 00:34:36.250
But to do that, you're going to break out of the,
801
00:34:36.489 --> 00:34:39.090
if you guys, you can do something as the robot together,
802
00:34:39.389 --> 00:34:41.489
or you can each have an individual action that you
803
00:34:41.510 --> 00:34:43.389
will break out, like, you will disassemble.
804
00:34:44.130 --> 00:34:47.050
All right, as a robot, we need to grab Moog.
805
00:34:48.550 --> 00:34:51.550
Okay, do what? Stuff him into a bag of holding.
806
00:34:53.010 --> 00:34:53.489
Okay.
807
00:34:53.650 --> 00:34:55.190
We need to talk to him at the same time.
808
00:34:56.969 --> 00:34:57.679
We're right here now.
809
00:34:57.989 --> 00:35:04.840
All right, Moog, another one of the sentries walks up
810
00:35:04.940 --> 00:35:08.510
on you. As you lift yourself out of the fire,
811
00:35:08.570 --> 00:35:10.530
as that mage is dying, you've taken fire damage, you're
812
00:35:10.550 --> 00:35:12.309
pulling yourself out, you look up, and there is another
813
00:35:12.389 --> 00:35:13.969
one of the sentries looking down on you.
814
00:35:14.590 --> 00:35:16.150
You do not know this one is different from the others.
815
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:19.110
What do you do? Who else wants a piece of Moog?
816
00:35:20.570 --> 00:35:21.599
Moog, it's us.
817
00:35:22.619 --> 00:35:25.159
We would like a piece of you, but not in
818
00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:27.219
that way. Get in the bag.
819
00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:30.519
We actually have a piece of you. Wait, who was that?
820
00:35:31.769 --> 00:35:32.130
All right.
821
00:35:32.150 --> 00:35:36.719
Okay. Thank you, Moog, for screaming. I would like... Give me.
822
00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:39.420
So the three of you, again, Stan, since everyone of
823
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:41.480
you spoke, Malibu, Claudia, and Stan, each one of you
824
00:35:41.500 --> 00:35:43.260
give me a deception roll because you were trying to
825
00:35:43.320 --> 00:35:43.840
whisper this.
826
00:35:44.420 --> 00:35:47.219
So... Or stealth roll. Give me a stealth roll.
827
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:47.760
Stealth.
828
00:35:47.780 --> 00:35:48.400
Stealth this time.
829
00:35:48.460 --> 00:35:48.639
Yes.
830
00:35:49.489 --> 00:35:51.550
But Moog, you scream, so they're trying to be stealthy.
831
00:35:51.610 --> 00:35:52.730
So Claudia, 17.
832
00:35:52.730 --> 00:35:52.969
Cool.
833
00:35:53.289 --> 00:35:53.750
You're fine.
834
00:35:54.630 --> 00:35:55.170
Malibu!
835
00:35:55.329 --> 00:36:00.539
With an eight. And Stan, Dan, with a 25. So
836
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:04.559
Stan and Claudia, the rogues, are like, Moog, we're here
837
00:36:04.579 --> 00:36:05.820
to help y'all. Real loud.
838
00:36:07.380 --> 00:36:08.159
Shit.
839
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:12.239
This causes this guy. What? So one of the tower turns.
840
00:36:13.389 --> 00:36:18.929
Hang on. I'll be fair. He does not turn. Perception roll.
841
00:36:19.050 --> 00:36:21.030
He has a glitch that day. He cycles.
842
00:36:22.809 --> 00:36:24.889
That is a natural one. The guy on top of
843
00:36:24.909 --> 00:36:27.750
this tower. Let's double check him to make sure. Does
844
00:36:27.889 --> 00:36:28.530
he pay attention?
845
00:36:30.860 --> 00:36:32.699
A three?
846
00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:35.139
Because even with a seven, that's a ten. Okay, and
847
00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:37.019
the last one would be this one who's here from
848
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:42.539
Matt Demon. Does he find this at all confusing? That's
849
00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:44.059
actually because they have a very high perception check.
850
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:49.300
That's a twenty. He turns around like, what? And he
851
00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:53.340
looks at you, Bumblebot, and asks, like, his eyes light up,
852
00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:55.219
and identification. I am.
853
00:36:56.719 --> 00:37:04.750
S4-72-JB-771- We're escort 2271.
854
00:37:04.750 --> 00:37:06.130
Give me, give me a, give me a second.
855
00:37:06.510 --> 00:37:06.710
Shit.
856
00:37:08.409 --> 00:37:10.070
Come on.
857
00:37:10.070 --> 00:37:15.320
17. It's pretty good, actually. Like 17. Okay. Against a robot.
858
00:37:15.340 --> 00:37:18.380
Cause he's, they're not, they're, they are warforged. They're basically like,
859
00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:20.059
they're like, like they're automatons are not.
860
00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:22.260
It's, it's like nomad in Star Trek.
861
00:37:22.460 --> 00:37:24.909
Does anyone else hear Matt demon screaming for help?
862
00:37:27.710 --> 00:37:29.789
Well, as you say that, Matt Dima's coming around the
863
00:37:29.849 --> 00:37:32.030
section here, and he's taking a little bridge over the lava,
864
00:37:32.050 --> 00:37:36.739
because he's been walking around clockwise. The sentry... Uh, it's advanced.
865
00:37:37.460 --> 00:37:40.559
He is now looking at you guys. Anything magical on
866
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:45.239
you stops working, except for anything that, um... To include
867
00:37:45.300 --> 00:37:45.980
Stan's strength.
868
00:37:46.300 --> 00:37:46.659
Oh, shit.
869
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:52.889
Stan, your strength... Give me an athletics roll. This is
870
00:37:52.929 --> 00:37:54.750
now the regular athletics with a standard minus one.
871
00:37:57.079 --> 00:37:58.130
Fuck, six. Okay, stay at.
872
00:38:01.500 --> 00:38:03.079
You collapse. Your one knee goes out.
873
00:38:03.099 --> 00:38:09.519
Bumblebot Malibu. Malibu, you have one shot here. I need
874
00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:13.340
you to roll a pure strength roll. Just click the
875
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:15.260
strength button. You've got to hit a very... I mean,
876
00:38:15.260 --> 00:38:17.760
18 or better to just hold Claudia up and hold
877
00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:21.050
Stan up. And the weight of this whole thing.
878
00:38:21.050 --> 00:38:23.610
18 or better. This is pure strength. Okay, move help.
879
00:38:23.610 --> 00:38:25.610
22.
880
00:38:26.519 --> 00:38:27.699
Holy shit.
881
00:38:27.800 --> 00:38:31.699
Natural 20. Oh, my God. Stan, you go limp. Malibu says,
882
00:38:31.940 --> 00:38:32.780
not today, bitch.
883
00:38:33.070 --> 00:38:34.889
Her hand reaches over and holds you in such a
884
00:38:34.929 --> 00:38:37.469
way that your knee goes limp, and you're standing straight up. Claudia,
885
00:38:37.489 --> 00:38:40.630
with your 17 deception up there, you don't even wobble,
886
00:38:40.710 --> 00:38:44.119
and she's holding like a rock. You are now trying
887
00:38:44.139 --> 00:38:46.400
to convince the sentry that you are that sentry, in fact,
888
00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:47.900
and that they are the imposter, correct?
889
00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:48.639
Correct.
890
00:38:49.500 --> 00:38:52.260
Okay. No, I am 7JJ7771.
891
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:54.800
He's like, no, I am 7JJ. They're like, now you
892
00:38:54.840 --> 00:38:56.539
are getting the attention of the others. Now you guys
893
00:38:56.579 --> 00:38:58.619
are in a robot argument, so these guys are paying attention.
894
00:38:58.679 --> 00:38:59.420
Okay.
895
00:39:00.380 --> 00:39:05.260
By the power of Max Factor. Okay.
896
00:39:05.420 --> 00:39:08.139
These two sentries are now requesting attention. Like, what is
897
00:39:08.179 --> 00:39:08.719
going on here?
898
00:39:09.980 --> 00:39:13.469
This one says, they claim that they are wrong. You repeat,
899
00:39:13.690 --> 00:39:15.769
I am this robot. I'll let you keep that same deception.
900
00:39:15.849 --> 00:39:17.010
So, I need.
901
00:39:18.420 --> 00:39:23.190
Either deception or persuasion, your call, Claudia, because you're the
902
00:39:23.250 --> 00:39:25.690
one speaking. Deception or persuasion, whatever drama you're better at,
903
00:39:26.010 --> 00:39:27.949
you both are going to roll a deception or persuasion
904
00:39:28.010 --> 00:39:29.630
roll to see who can convince these other two that
905
00:39:29.650 --> 00:39:29.940
you're the one.
906
00:39:30.070 --> 00:39:34.610
Real robot okay can i whisper to them if you.
907
00:39:34.570 --> 00:39:36.219
Can whisper to them yeah sure go for it if
908
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:38.500
something you want to do now also stan you guys
909
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:39.500
are in there if you want to give like a
910
00:39:39.500 --> 00:39:41.679
bardic inspiration or anything like that you guys are all
911
00:39:41.699 --> 00:39:43.579
together inside so I'll.
912
00:39:43.420 --> 00:39:45.699
Chuck a bardic inspiration if I'm able to do that.
913
00:39:46.380 --> 00:39:46.679
You are.
914
00:39:46.699 --> 00:39:48.000
Your knee hurts like hell, but that doesn't stop you
915
00:39:48.019 --> 00:39:49.860
from being a damn fine bard. So what do you
916
00:39:49.900 --> 00:39:50.900
say to Claudia for inspiration?
917
00:39:51.860 --> 00:39:53.840
Claudia, darling, this is your moment to shine.
918
00:39:54.869 --> 00:39:56.650
Oh, shit. Here we go.
919
00:39:56.650 --> 00:40:01.230
You look fantastic. Yeah, I'll lay down a bardic inspiration.
920
00:40:01.510 --> 00:40:02.710
Okay, and Moog, what are you doing?
921
00:40:03.289 --> 00:40:06.289
Make an illusion of somebody running at that asshole from
922
00:40:06.309 --> 00:40:07.630
a totally innocent party.
923
00:40:10.480 --> 00:40:11.989
You can say to me, what are you trying to do?
924
00:40:13.190 --> 00:40:16.380
I'm whispering to them to, like, make an illusion or
925
00:40:16.420 --> 00:40:19.599
something of somebody running after the guest of honor here.
926
00:40:19.619 --> 00:40:20.760
All right.
927
00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:23.039
Well, they don't, I guess, they're not able to do
928
00:40:23.059 --> 00:40:26.329
that at the moment. So Malibu, you're holding strong, but
929
00:40:26.349 --> 00:40:29.710
you still have an action. What would you like to
930
00:40:29.750 --> 00:40:32.909
do with your action while she gives her this deception?
931
00:40:33.780 --> 00:40:33.880
Um.
932
00:40:35.329 --> 00:40:37.110
Hang on, I'm checking to see if I have to touch.
933
00:40:37.409 --> 00:40:41.880
I'm throwing Sacred Flame at one of the robots.
934
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:43.760
Hang on.
935
00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:47.199
I'm going to back up there real fast. Give me
936
00:40:47.219 --> 00:40:48.679
a just straight intelligence roll real fast.
937
00:40:50.179 --> 00:40:50.579
Malibu?
938
00:40:51.099 --> 00:40:53.300
Yes. Okay. No, Misty, I want to see.
939
00:40:53.960 --> 00:41:00.380
Because Sacred Flame is an attack roll. They're trying to
940
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:02.400
lie their way out of this. So you might be
941
00:41:02.420 --> 00:41:06.519
a good cleric. So just for my own... Intelligence, 12.
942
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:07.460
Good. Above average.
943
00:41:07.780 --> 00:41:10.409
They're trying to trick their way through this, and if
944
00:41:10.429 --> 00:41:12.409
you do an attack roll, that's going to stop the trick, Rick.
945
00:41:12.510 --> 00:41:13.889
Okay, yeah, good point.
946
00:41:14.050 --> 00:41:16.429
If the other robot explodes, it makes a really good
947
00:41:16.510 --> 00:41:17.969
argument for us being the real robot.
948
00:41:19.070 --> 00:41:20.750
But you can... One of the things a character can
949
00:41:20.769 --> 00:41:22.679
do is provide... You know, you can use her action
950
00:41:22.699 --> 00:41:25.820
to provide aid, so that way Claudia would have advantage
951
00:41:26.059 --> 00:41:29.000
on her deception roll, whatever roll she makes. So if
952
00:41:29.019 --> 00:41:31.239
you want to provide aid to Claudia, you can. Just
953
00:41:31.260 --> 00:41:32.780
tell me how you're going to provide aid to her
954
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:33.780
so she.
955
00:41:35.460 --> 00:41:37.869
I'm not sure how I can, because I'm holding her up,
956
00:41:37.969 --> 00:41:38.309
aren't I?
957
00:41:38.789 --> 00:41:38.929
Right.
958
00:41:39.090 --> 00:41:40.969
I mean, you massage her leg. I don't give a shit.
959
00:41:40.989 --> 00:41:41.869
You can say, you got this.
960
00:41:41.909 --> 00:41:43.929
You're doing something to provide her aid.
961
00:41:44.449 --> 00:41:45.599
Okay.
962
00:41:46.619 --> 00:41:49.980
Yeah, I'm just, I'm sure. I'll massage her leg and go,
963
00:41:50.340 --> 00:41:52.840
you got it, girl. You can do this. We've done
964
00:41:52.860 --> 00:41:53.449
this before.
965
00:41:53.590 --> 00:41:55.570
It's my friend. The leg crinkles.
966
00:41:56.590 --> 00:41:57.530
All right.
967
00:41:57.929 --> 00:41:58.590
All right.
968
00:41:58.949 --> 00:41:59.170
So.
969
00:41:59.530 --> 00:42:02.110
There's a lot riding on this.
970
00:42:02.809 --> 00:42:05.710
Stan, you've got this. You feel like this bardic magic.
971
00:42:05.750 --> 00:42:06.469
For the chains!
972
00:42:06.809 --> 00:42:08.829
Now, the problem is the bardic magic doesn't do diddly-dick
973
00:42:08.849 --> 00:42:09.829
because they are looking at you.
974
00:42:10.010 --> 00:42:12.510
So that doesn't really do much, unfortunately. Because now they're
975
00:42:12.530 --> 00:42:12.909
staring at you.
976
00:42:13.369 --> 00:42:17.070
His bardic words adds no actual inspiration because that's arcane magic.
977
00:42:17.150 --> 00:42:19.010
But your friend is offering you ace.
978
00:42:19.030 --> 00:42:21.650
You do get advantage on this roll because, unfortunately, you
979
00:42:21.670 --> 00:42:23.300
have three robotic sentries staring right at you.
980
00:42:23.389 --> 00:42:23.510
So.
981
00:42:24.369 --> 00:42:28.409
You make either persuasion, deception, performance, whatever role you feel
982
00:42:28.429 --> 00:42:29.769
most confident because you were trying.
983
00:42:29.630 --> 00:42:34.139
To lie your ass off. No, I am the escort robot.
984
00:42:34.139 --> 00:42:34.690
18.
985
00:42:34.690 --> 00:42:35.480
18. Okay.
986
00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:37.139
Now the sentry is going to do his. Now they
987
00:42:37.179 --> 00:42:39.989
have no persuasion or anything. Whatever my role is, it
988
00:42:40.110 --> 00:42:43.019
is a flat role. 10.
989
00:42:43.019 --> 00:42:50.130
10. Uh, okay. Uh, imposter, imposter, imposter. So century left
990
00:42:50.269 --> 00:42:51.269
and century right.
991
00:42:51.469 --> 00:42:54.820
Both do attack rolls on, uh, the century in front
992
00:42:54.840 --> 00:42:59.679
of you. They fire their, um, harpoon cannons with chains. Uh,
993
00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:01.900
both attack was like a plus seven. So the first
994
00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:04.480
was a 25. It was a 14, the 14 misses,
995
00:43:04.500 --> 00:43:07.739
but the other one hits. Uh, it, uh, so this
996
00:43:08.139 --> 00:43:10.679
two from your left, uh, The sentry on top of
997
00:43:10.699 --> 00:43:14.659
this tower fires, raises its hand. A harpoon shoots out,
998
00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:17.920
shoots right over your shoulder, hits the sentry. The harpoon
999
00:43:17.940 --> 00:43:20.730
shoots through it. The actuation gauge and chain rips up.
1000
00:43:20.739 --> 00:43:21.820
This thing is being yanked.
1001
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:23.400
I am not, I am not imposter.
1002
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:27.340
It's literally shredding this thing as it comes through.
1003
00:43:27.389 --> 00:43:29.510
Matt Demon comes running up like, what are you guys
1004
00:43:29.570 --> 00:43:32.630
doing to my guard? What's going on?
1005
00:43:34.170 --> 00:43:35.869
And Moog is standing right there. And as far as
1006
00:43:35.889 --> 00:43:39.090
they're concerned, you are the real... Bumblebot, you are the
1007
00:43:39.159 --> 00:43:41.849
real guard of Matt Demon. What do you want to do?
1008
00:43:42.429 --> 00:43:45.780
Seems like this would be the perfect time to grab
1009
00:43:45.820 --> 00:43:47.440
Moot and stuff him in his sack.
1010
00:43:48.699 --> 00:43:50.039
And, uh....
1011
00:43:51.659 --> 00:43:53.179
If everybody's sufficiently distracted.
1012
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:55.159
The best part is when Matt Demon rolls up, these
1013
00:43:55.219 --> 00:43:57.820
other guys, as when Matt Demon's around, the guy up
1014
00:43:57.840 --> 00:43:59.679
in this tower, he looks away because they've been under
1015
00:43:59.780 --> 00:44:01.960
orders to not stare at him so he can do
1016
00:44:02.019 --> 00:44:05.519
his magic as necessary. He's going to look somewhere else to.
1017
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:08.019
Not do it, Matt Demon. All right, cool. And this
1018
00:44:08.059 --> 00:44:08.679
guy's looking at this.
1019
00:44:09.340 --> 00:44:12.099
The guy to the left tower is looking at the
1020
00:44:12.139 --> 00:44:14.219
robot who is just doing his job as being shredded
1021
00:44:14.280 --> 00:44:14.760
as we speak.
1022
00:44:15.300 --> 00:44:18.219
How many humanoids can fit in a bag of holding?
1023
00:44:19.869 --> 00:44:21.469
As many as you can stuff in there quickly, but
1024
00:44:21.510 --> 00:44:24.130
it's only an opening big enough for one person. You're
1025
00:44:24.150 --> 00:44:26.849
going to roughly grab and stuff Moog, but I'm going
1026
00:44:26.889 --> 00:44:29.429
to need you guys to coordinate, because I think you
1027
00:44:29.449 --> 00:44:31.030
said you put the bag of holding in front of
1028
00:44:31.050 --> 00:44:32.329
the crotch, so.
1029
00:44:33.690 --> 00:44:35.650
You guys are going to have to give me some cool.
1030
00:44:35.989 --> 00:44:37.849
Sleight of hand movements to grab Moog and stuff him
1031
00:44:37.869 --> 00:44:39.489
into your crotch, to stuff him in the bag of holding.
1032
00:44:39.719 --> 00:44:42.380
Moog, into the crotch! Why don't we grab Matt Demon first?
1033
00:44:44.219 --> 00:44:46.320
He's further away. 5, 10, 15, 20. Yeah, that's true.
1034
00:44:48.130 --> 00:44:50.150
Move into the prostate bag.
1035
00:44:50.510 --> 00:44:54.599
Into the pouch. Into the marsupial pouch we have prepared
1036
00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:58.409
for you, young kangaroo. Okay.
1037
00:44:59.949 --> 00:45:00.809
Dive into the pouch.
1038
00:45:00.829 --> 00:45:02.090
He can just dive in, I guess.
1039
00:45:03.579 --> 00:45:05.340
So you guys open the pouch and Moog uses a
1040
00:45:05.380 --> 00:45:05.800
running start.
1041
00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:08.679
You dive in. Now, like, that's when this other guard
1042
00:45:08.699 --> 00:45:12.420
is watching. He's like, prison break! Because they're just watching
1043
00:45:12.460 --> 00:45:14.039
you dive into a robot's dick.
1044
00:45:15.900 --> 00:45:18.519
But I also wanted to coordinate this with the minor
1045
00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:20.840
illusion of Moog.
1046
00:45:21.510 --> 00:45:23.659
That probably would have been helpful.
1047
00:45:23.699 --> 00:45:25.090
But I did state that was my plan.
1048
00:45:26.059 --> 00:45:28.780
At least two of the other prisoners nearby notice. So, yes,
1049
00:45:28.840 --> 00:45:32.639
this one screens prison break as Moog... So, what are you... Okay,
1050
00:45:32.900 --> 00:45:34.000
give me the order of operations.
1051
00:45:34.019 --> 00:45:34.489
What's happening?
1052
00:45:34.550 --> 00:45:37.030
Sure. Can I stab that prisoner for being a little bitch?
1053
00:45:37.929 --> 00:45:39.809
He's 25 feet away.
1054
00:45:39.869 --> 00:45:40.110
No.
1055
00:45:40.110 --> 00:45:43.050
25 feet away. Then the minor illusion trick may have worked.
1056
00:45:44.369 --> 00:45:45.730
Well, Moog jumped.
1057
00:45:45.750 --> 00:45:47.690
Okay, so I need to know the order of operations
1058
00:45:47.710 --> 00:45:48.170
that's happening.
1059
00:45:48.190 --> 00:45:48.449
Same time.
1060
00:45:48.469 --> 00:45:49.510
So is Moog jumping in?
1061
00:45:49.670 --> 00:45:52.340
Coordinating an illusion of Moog while he escapes.
1062
00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:56.179
Okay, so you're leaving Moog, an image of Moog standing
1063
00:45:56.199 --> 00:45:56.860
where Moog was.
1064
00:45:56.940 --> 00:45:57.119
Yes.
1065
00:45:58.280 --> 00:45:58.739
Okay, cool.
1066
00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:01.239
Image of Moog is there, so there's two Moogs momentarily.
1067
00:46:04.239 --> 00:46:05.800
Moog Prime, are you diving into the crotch?
1068
00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:06.699
Moog Prime.
1069
00:46:09.039 --> 00:46:12.179
Moog is momentarily confused why there's two of him there,
1070
00:46:12.559 --> 00:46:15.619
but he's like, well, this Moog leaving.
1071
00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:17.360
See you later, loser Moog.
1072
00:46:18.780 --> 00:46:20.820
All right, Moo, give me an athletics roll, because you're
1073
00:46:20.840 --> 00:46:23.969
standing up on that little stone dais around the thing there.
1074
00:46:24.010 --> 00:46:24.849
You're trying to dive.
1075
00:46:24.670 --> 00:46:27.369
Into a robot's crotch. He will do an armless swan dive.
1076
00:46:28.070 --> 00:46:31.010
Got it. So just, you're a header. You're heading into that.
1077
00:46:31.130 --> 00:46:32.289
Athletics or acrobatics?
1078
00:46:33.489 --> 00:46:34.929
Which one are you more comfortable with?
1079
00:46:35.110 --> 00:46:39.170
Athletics. An eight.
1080
00:46:40.150 --> 00:46:42.929
You hit the side of his thigh. Boom, head first. Ow,
1081
00:46:42.989 --> 00:46:44.869
damn it. Shit, tits. Malibu.
1082
00:46:44.969 --> 00:46:45.510
Okay, hang on.
1083
00:46:45.510 --> 00:46:46.349
Let me see. Left or right?
1084
00:46:46.769 --> 00:46:47.190
Let me see.
1085
00:46:48.940 --> 00:46:52.000
Moog will try to cover and scream moog will attack
1086
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:55.159
you now moog okay malibu give me give me a
1087
00:46:55.159 --> 00:46:57.579
favor give me a uh just give me a constitution
1088
00:46:57.599 --> 00:46:58.239
saving throw.
1089
00:46:58.920 --> 00:47:04.579
Okie dokie unnatural oh wait that's intelligence that's i'm sorry
1090
00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:06.820
i somehow i bumped the wrong thing.
1091
00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:09.039
Oh you're lucky because this has been fun for me
1092
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:10.579
constitution saving throw.
1093
00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:14.840
A nine.
1094
00:47:14.940 --> 00:47:15.739
Still not great.
1095
00:47:15.909 --> 00:47:16.130
All right.
1096
00:47:16.269 --> 00:47:20.900
You get wobbly. Moog dives in, misses horribly, hits the leg.
1097
00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:21.659
That is Malibu.
1098
00:47:21.719 --> 00:47:26.869
Malibu Oh my god, you weren't expecting this thing. Your
1099
00:47:26.909 --> 00:47:31.170
head punches through the paper mache, hits Malibu underneath there. Malibu,
1100
00:47:31.210 --> 00:47:34.090
you wobble and you kind of drop down so the
1101
00:47:34.130 --> 00:47:38.130
robotic Bumblebot here drops to one knee over top of
1102
00:47:38.190 --> 00:47:42.869
Moog as Matt Demon's rolling up going, what is that?
1103
00:47:42.889 --> 00:47:45.670
That's a fake fucking robot right there!
1104
00:47:45.690 --> 00:47:47.929
Because now he can see through the paper mache and
1105
00:47:47.949 --> 00:47:51.690
the torn paper and a blonde lady peeking out through him.
1106
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:57.500
And that's where we're going to leave this episode of
1107
00:47:57.519 --> 00:48:04.360
the Dicey Bastards. Mid-breakout, because there is no way we're
1108
00:48:04.380 --> 00:48:06.639
going to be able to complete this particular adventure. But
1109
00:48:06.739 --> 00:48:10.909
I love where this is at. So, Moog jumping, smashing, missing.
1110
00:48:11.329 --> 00:48:13.309
Everything was going great. But now that Matt Demon is
1111
00:48:13.349 --> 00:48:16.849
there watching, great place to leave this episode. Does anybody
1112
00:48:16.869 --> 00:48:18.989
have anything they'd like to add before we sign off?
1113
00:48:19.010 --> 00:48:20.570
Anything you want to make sure that I, as a DM,
1114
00:48:20.590 --> 00:48:21.570
will wear up for the next game?
1115
00:48:21.690 --> 00:48:29.449
Moog blames the illusion. Loser Moog, unfortunately, is confident Moog.
1116
00:48:32.329 --> 00:48:35.030
Well, I think you guys, this is exactly what I've
1117
00:48:35.070 --> 00:48:35.750
been hoping for.
1118
00:48:35.769 --> 00:48:36.349
This is great.
1119
00:48:36.489 --> 00:48:39.110
It's very entertaining, at least it is for me. Hopefully
1120
00:48:39.130 --> 00:48:40.329
you guys are having fun.
1121
00:48:40.570 --> 00:48:40.929
Oh, yeah.
1122
00:48:42.429 --> 00:48:45.199
On behalf of Rick Waltieri, Misty Matthew, again, thank you
1123
00:48:45.219 --> 00:48:47.420
for joining us. Emily Kaplan, Steve Wetherill, I'm MK Gibson.
1124
00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:49.880
We are the Dicey Bastards, and you've been great. Thank
1125
00:48:49.900 --> 00:48:50.980
you all so much, and we'll see you all next time.
1126
00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:52.099
Bye, everybody. Bye.
1127
00:48:52.219 --> 00:48:52.519
Bye.
1128
00:48:52.539 --> 00:48:52.619
Bye.
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00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:03.630
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1130
00:49:03.690 --> 00:49:06.969
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1131
00:49:07.010 --> 00:49:09.400
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