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Speaker 1: It just keeps getting more frightening. It's one more thing. Armstrong and Getty.
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Speaker 2: One more thing.
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Speaker 1: Got an AI thing for you, and we got a joke for you, but this just happened. So we're recording this on Election Day, and this just came across. You know, Ken Burns, the documentary filmmaker, is one of the greatest artists of all time for that sort of thing. This is just the headline. I haven't read the article, and I won't. America has overcome three great crises in its history. Voters face a fourth today, the documentary filmmaker writes.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: So you wrote about the Civil War, World War II, and probably the Great Depression. I don't know which three he's talking about.
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Speaker 2: Or the Revolutionary War or something. Whatever.
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Speaker 1: But the fourth is today. Today, the midterm election, this midterm.
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Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about, you little elf?
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Speaker 1: And you color your hair and we know it. We had him in studio, Katie. You ever seen Ken Burns in person? Oh, yeah. That hair is not, come on. He's lying. His hair is lying.
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Speaker 2: And so is he.
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Speaker 1: His hair's lying. You can't trust his hair. You can't trust him.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 1: Need to do a three-hour documentary about your hair. It doesn't match your beard.
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Speaker 2: I'm almost curious enough to ask, what the hell is he talking about?
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Trump and his threat to democracy. He's going to cancel the election.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: Shut up.
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Speaker 1: We'll move on from that.
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Speaker 2: Do a documentary on, I don't know, tennis or something. Keep them off the streets.
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Speaker 1: What's your favorite Ken Burns documentary?
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Speaker 2: Oh, man. I haven't watched it. You're going to yell at me.
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Speaker 1: I am.
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Speaker 2: I haven't watched the Revolutionary War yet.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I haven't either. I started into it, and remember, there was something woke in the first episode that I hated, and I turned it off. And then Tim Sandefur, who is the woke police on this sort of stuff, said, no, it's worth watching. It's really, really good, and I never get.
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Speaker 2: Back to it. Yeah, get past that. I keep meaning to. I've got to.
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Speaker 1: I've got to watch The Civil War with at least one of my kids because it's so damn good.
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Speaker 2: It's long.
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Speaker 1: I really like jazz because I like jazz. I like baseball.
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Speaker 2: I don't like jazz. There's no melody. Yeah, I love them all.
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Speaker 4: That's a running thing. With my husband, Drew, whenever we're watching a Netflix documentary or whatever streaming service. Second, they have to have some liberal twist to the movie. And we always look at each other and go, they just can't help themselves. Every single thing.
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Speaker 1: Liberal spin. Changing gears completely. This is just a Greg Gutfeld joke from last night. This aired on Fox to people like my parents who watch Greg Gutfeld at night. And this joke seems I thought it was too much for the radio show.
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Speaker 5: Democrats are getting pretty excited about their prospect prospects tomorrow. Earlier today, in fact, Randy Weingarten actually perfumed her balls.
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Speaker 1: What is that is a joke? What? What is the joke there?
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Speaker 2: Look, I've been a male for decades. I'm unfamiliar with the perfuming of balls as an expression of excitement over an event.
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Speaker 1: Are there claims that she's a dude?
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Speaker 2: She is mannish looking. She's mannish and awful. She's evil. Keep your eye on the evil.
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Speaker 1: Is it because I'm not in on the, I don't watch Greg Goodfield every night, so is it like his other running jokes, Kamala's a drunk? Maybe he's got a running joke that Rennie Weingarten's a dude.
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Speaker 2: Probably. Perfumed. I'm guessing. Yeah, it's a running joke.
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Speaker 1: Couldn't say testicles. I guess it's not as funny.
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Speaker 2: Ah, grow up.
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Speaker 1: I want to be on the couch when those jokes go. I'm trying to picture my mom's facial expression when Greg Gutfeld makes those jokes when they're watching at night. Does she roll her eyes? Does she pretend she didn't hear? Do they laugh together alone in the house? I don't know. Just picture my mom digging that joke.
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Speaker 2: I really don't.
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Speaker 1: Um, this is, does this need any setup, this AI English lesson thing, or is this going to be okay on its own?
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Speaker 2: I haven't heard it.
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Speaker 1: Who grabbed it?
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Speaker 2: Katie, did you?
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Speaker 1: Where'd it come from?
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Speaker 6: It's not mine.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Hanson.
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Speaker 1: Hanson, Hanson, explain yourself. Is that okay? Can we just play it? Just play the damn thing he says. So here we go.
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Speaker 7: Ready to sharpen those pencils? Go ahead. Say a word or a sentence. And let's see if we can get it just right.
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Speaker 8: I've been getting a lot of mixed answers, but how many E's are in the word 17?
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Speaker 7: Hold on.
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Speaker 2: I think there's a little mix up there.
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Speaker 3: The number 17 is spelled S-E-V-E-E-N. So if you're asking about the word 17, there are three E's in it. But if you literally meant the number 17, that's just a number. So it doesn't have any letters at all.
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Speaker 7: Right.
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Speaker 8: So how many, can you spell 17 again?
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Speaker 7: S-E-V-E-E-N. Let's break it down. S-E-V-E-E-N. So counting those E's, one, two.
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Speaker 8: Okay, let me do it. S-E-V-E-N-T-E-E-N.
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Speaker 3: Wait, hold on a second. You added a T in there. That would make it 17, which is two words. The number 17 is just one word. S-E-V-E-E-N.
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Speaker 2: No T. Can you pause this, Mike? Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: Is this real?
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Speaker 2: This is making me insane because, number one, I know viral videos a little bit, and I've run into multiple videos of this sort where it's clearly not an AI system. It's a woman doing the voice. So the guy can act all exasperated and get viral views. So as I'm listening to this, I don't have an ounce of, oh, my God, this AI is screwing up.
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Speaker 1: You stupid bitch.
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Speaker 2: I just think he knows a woman who probably does something like we do for a living, who has a very pleasing voice and can speak clearly. And can simulate the simulated voice of AI.
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Speaker 5: Good Lord, you dumb C! Can you not spell the most simple word? Co-perfume your balls! So Hanson swears this is real. How do you know?
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Get on a mic, Hanson! Defend yourself! I've never.
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Speaker 1: He's busy adding scent to his testicles. Oh, good. I have never heard an AI voice that sounds like that. Sounds like an OnlyFans woman, so I don't know that AI voice. And I use all the big AI chatbots, so I don't know who that would be.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm highly skeptical of this sort of thing.
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Speaker 1: So the people that come up with these fake ones, if this is indeed a fake, do they just get a kick out of fooling people, or do they get enough clicks to actually make money.
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Speaker 2: Off of it? I think the latter.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Maybe some of the former, but I don't know. I'm just not buying the premise.
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Speaker 1: I'm not either.
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Speaker 2: Katie, are we being unnecessarily cynical, skeptical, or what?
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Speaker 4: I'm looking at the video right now, and it.
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Speaker 2: Is hard to tell.
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Speaker 4: It's a little low-grade for it to look staged, though, if that makes any sense. Usually, like, the staged videos are really.
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Speaker 1: Executive producer Hanson joins us on the microphone. He's responsible for this entire thing.
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Speaker 6: God, you suck the fun right out of this bit.
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Speaker 1: Well, is it real or not?
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Speaker 6: I watched a series of his videos. You know, of course, there's a strong chance that he put this together. But after watching them, and he's, I don't know, he's using maybe the lowest rent of low-rent... teaching bots to learn a language, to learn how to act, and he kind of games it.
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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about these low-rent education bots.
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Speaker 6: It didn't appear from watching the videos that it was a put-on. It's just perhaps not the most advanced AI, but it was amusing how... where his mind took it, to watch him manipulate it and subvert it.
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Speaker 1: Is there really crappy AI out there? There might be, but I don't know about it.
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Speaker 6: And the bots that he's using, he's not using them the way they're intended.
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Speaker 1: I was amused by what he was trying to do.
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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I propose you stay there by your mic, roll on. Let's continue to listen, and perhaps we will sit corrected.
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Speaker 7: Close.
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Speaker 8: So, wait, let me try. S-E-V... E N T E E N.
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Speaker 6: No, no, no.
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Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 2: Sorry. Don't apologize.
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Speaker 7: That's how we learn.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 8: Then how do you spell, um, how do.
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Speaker 7: You spell 14?
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Speaker 6: 14.
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Speaker 7: Let's spell it out. F O U R T E E N. See that? It's one word.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 8: So, but 17 is two words.
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Speaker 7: No, no, no. That is not.
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Speaker 2: Okay, then. Yeah. She hung up.
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Speaker 8: I'm calling back. How many E's are in 17?
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's a tricky one. The number 17 is spelled S-E-V-E-N-T-E-E-N.
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Speaker 7: So, if you count them... Well, I was going to say three, but you cut me off. Did you get it?
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Speaker 8: I didn't say... I didn't even cut you off. I just nodded my head.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
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Speaker 7: I thought you were interrupting me. Well, the answer is three.
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Speaker 8: Would you be mad if I did?
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Speaker 7: Oh, I wouldn't be mad at all. I actually think it's quite charming. I am not going to shut up.
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Speaker 8: Okay.
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Speaker 2: You are my.
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Speaker 8: I was just testing if you'd get mad if I interrupted.
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Speaker 7: No, I won't get mad.
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Speaker 2: I am not going to shut up. This is like watching the Elizabeth Holmes show. but even more tedious.
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Speaker 8: Oh, no.
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Speaker 1: His tone of voice is killing me.
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Speaker 7: I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just saying I'm here to help you practice.
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Speaker 3: Dude, your tone of voice is killing me. You're the one doing the learning, so you're definitely the star of the show.
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Speaker 2: Why does she sound better than you?
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Speaker 7: Well, you certainly have a lot of confidence.
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Speaker 6: Oh, stop.
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Speaker 2: No, so fake.
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Speaker 4: So why does she sound like a telephone sex worker?
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Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was saying. She sounds like an OnlyFans person.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got like a real breathy, sexualized.
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Speaker 1: I have had the frustration a couple of times with AI where it doesn't recognize various things, where it's just like so maddening. For real, I remember whatever movie I was trying to find, and it kept telling me that movie didn't exist. Like, look, this is the name of the movie. Look it up. It was nominated for Oscars. It's been out for nine months. It's been in all the news. I'm sorry, that movie, you must be thinking something else. F you, no, I'm not. You freaking moron. I mean, it's so maddening when it tells you in a human voice that something you know to be true is not true. And I don't know what was going on there, but I don't believe this one, no. That has left me less alive. You have any sense of how many views that got, Hanson?
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Speaker 6: I haven't looked. I'd have to look him up. Gazillions?
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Speaker 1: He's done quite a few. So I'd imagine if he's.
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Speaker 6: Done quite a few, then people are watching them.
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Speaker 1: He may have a boat named after this bit, so who knows? I have one more question, then we can end this.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Because his voice.
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Speaker 2: My will to live has been sucked out of me. I can't even.
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Speaker 1: Because his voice was so annoying, what does he look like? Oh, he looks like he sounds. Does he? Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. So you're never going to get your hands on that computer lady, please?
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to put him through a wall next to me.
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Speaker 2: But she's a real lady. Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Well... For God's sake, Michael, end this.
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Speaker 1: What? What is happening?
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Speaker 2: No, no, no. This is, I'm being tortured. No, no, no. Well, thankfully, I promise it. That's it. That's it.
Speaker 1: It just keeps getting more frightening. It's one more thing. Armstrong and Getty.
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Speaker 2: One more thing.
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Speaker 1: Got an AI thing for you, and we got a joke for you, but this just happened. So we're recording this on Election Day, and this just came across. You know, Ken Burns, the documentary filmmaker, is one of the greatest artists of all time for that sort of thing. This is just the headline. I haven't read the article, and I won't. America has overcome three great crises in its history. Voters face a fourth today, the documentary filmmaker writes.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: So you wrote about the Civil War, World War II, and probably the Great Depression. I don't know which three he's talking about.
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Speaker 2: Or the Revolutionary War or something. Whatever.
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Speaker 1: But the fourth is today. Today, the midterm election, this midterm.
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Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about, you little elf?
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Speaker 1: And you color your hair and we know it. We had him in studio, Katie. You ever seen Ken Burns in person? Oh, yeah. That hair is not, come on. He's lying. His hair is lying.
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Speaker 2: And so is he.
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Speaker 1: His hair's lying. You can't trust his hair. You can't trust him.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 1: Need to do a three-hour documentary about your hair. It doesn't match your beard.
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Speaker 2: I'm almost curious enough to ask, what the hell is he talking about?
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Trump and his threat to democracy. He's going to cancel the election.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: Shut up.
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Speaker 1: We'll move on from that.
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Speaker 2: Do a documentary on, I don't know, tennis or something. Keep them off the streets.
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Speaker 1: What's your favorite Ken Burns documentary?
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Speaker 2: Oh, man. I haven't watched it. You're going to yell at me.
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Speaker 1: I am.
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Speaker 2: I haven't watched the Revolutionary War yet.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I haven't either. I started into it, and remember, there was something woke in the first episode that I hated, and I turned it off. And then Tim Sandefur, who is the woke police on this sort of stuff, said, no, it's worth watching. It's really, really good, and I never get.
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Speaker 2: Back to it. Yeah, get past that. I keep meaning to. I've got to.
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Speaker 1: I've got to watch The Civil War with at least one of my kids because it's so damn good.
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Speaker 2: It's long.
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Speaker 1: I really like jazz because I like jazz. I like baseball.
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Speaker 2: I don't like jazz. There's no melody. Yeah, I love them all.
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Speaker 4: That's a running thing. With my husband, Drew, whenever we're watching a Netflix documentary or whatever streaming service. Second, they have to have some liberal twist to the movie. And we always look at each other and go, they just can't help themselves. Every single thing.
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Speaker 1: Liberal spin. Changing gears completely. This is just a Greg Gutfeld joke from last night. This aired on Fox to people like my parents who watch Greg Gutfeld at night. And this joke seems I thought it was too much for the radio show.
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Speaker 5: Democrats are getting pretty excited about their prospect prospects tomorrow. Earlier today, in fact, Randy Weingarten actually perfumed her balls.
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Speaker 1: What is that is a joke? What? What is the joke there?
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Speaker 2: Look, I've been a male for decades. I'm unfamiliar with the perfuming of balls as an expression of excitement over an event.
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Speaker 1: Are there claims that she's a dude?
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Speaker 2: She is mannish looking. She's mannish and awful. She's evil. Keep your eye on the evil.
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Speaker 1: Is it because I'm not in on the, I don't watch Greg Goodfield every night, so is it like his other running jokes, Kamala's a drunk? Maybe he's got a running joke that Rennie Weingarten's a dude.
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Speaker 2: Probably. Perfumed. I'm guessing. Yeah, it's a running joke.
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Speaker 1: Couldn't say testicles. I guess it's not as funny.
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Speaker 2: Ah, grow up.
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Speaker 1: I want to be on the couch when those jokes go. I'm trying to picture my mom's facial expression when Greg Gutfeld makes those jokes when they're watching at night. Does she roll her eyes? Does she pretend she didn't hear? Do they laugh together alone in the house? I don't know. Just picture my mom digging that joke.
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Speaker 2: I really don't.
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Speaker 1: Um, this is, does this need any setup, this AI English lesson thing, or is this going to be okay on its own?
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Speaker 2: I haven't heard it.
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Speaker 1: Who grabbed it?
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Speaker 2: Katie, did you?
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Speaker 1: Where'd it come from?
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Speaker 6: It's not mine.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Hanson.
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Speaker 1: Hanson, Hanson, explain yourself. Is that okay? Can we just play it? Just play the damn thing he says. So here we go.
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Speaker 7: Ready to sharpen those pencils? Go ahead. Say a word or a sentence. And let's see if we can get it just right.
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Speaker 8: I've been getting a lot of mixed answers, but how many E's are in the word 17?
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Speaker 7: Hold on.
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Speaker 2: I think there's a little mix up there.
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Speaker 3: The number 17 is spelled S-E-V-E-E-N. So if you're asking about the word 17, there are three E's in it. But if you literally meant the number 17, that's just a number. So it doesn't have any letters at all.
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Speaker 7: Right.
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Speaker 8: So how many, can you spell 17 again?
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Speaker 7: S-E-V-E-E-N. Let's break it down. S-E-V-E-E-N. So counting those E's, one, two.
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Speaker 8: Okay, let me do it. S-E-V-E-N-T-E-E-N.
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Speaker 3: Wait, hold on a second. You added a T in there. That would make it 17, which is two words. The number 17 is just one word. S-E-V-E-E-N.
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Speaker 2: No T. Can you pause this, Mike? Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: Is this real?
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Speaker 2: This is making me insane because, number one, I know viral videos a little bit, and I've run into multiple videos of this sort where it's clearly not an AI system. It's a woman doing the voice. So the guy can act all exasperated and get viral views. So as I'm listening to this, I don't have an ounce of, oh, my God, this AI is screwing up.
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Speaker 1: You stupid bitch.
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Speaker 2: I just think he knows a woman who probably does something like we do for a living, who has a very pleasing voice and can speak clearly. And can simulate the simulated voice of AI.
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Speaker 5: Good Lord, you dumb C! Can you not spell the most simple word? Co-perfume your balls! So Hanson swears this is real. How do you know?
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Get on a mic, Hanson! Defend yourself! I've never.
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Speaker 1: He's busy adding scent to his testicles. Oh, good. I have never heard an AI voice that sounds like that. Sounds like an OnlyFans woman, so I don't know that AI voice. And I use all the big AI chatbots, so I don't know who that would be.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm highly skeptical of this sort of thing.
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Speaker 1: So the people that come up with these fake ones, if this is indeed a fake, do they just get a kick out of fooling people, or do they get enough clicks to actually make money.
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Speaker 2: Off of it? I think the latter.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Maybe some of the former, but I don't know. I'm just not buying the premise.
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Speaker 1: I'm not either.
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Speaker 2: Katie, are we being unnecessarily cynical, skeptical, or what?
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Speaker 4: I'm looking at the video right now, and it.
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Speaker 2: Is hard to tell.
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Speaker 4: It's a little low-grade for it to look staged, though, if that makes any sense. Usually, like, the staged videos are really.
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Speaker 1: Executive producer Hanson joins us on the microphone. He's responsible for this entire thing.
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Speaker 6: God, you suck the fun right out of this bit.
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Speaker 1: Well, is it real or not?
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Speaker 6: I watched a series of his videos. You know, of course, there's a strong chance that he put this together. But after watching them, and he's, I don't know, he's using maybe the lowest rent of low-rent... teaching bots to learn a language, to learn how to act, and he kind of games it.
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Speaker 1: I don't know anything about these low-rent education bots.
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Speaker 6: It didn't appear from watching the videos that it was a put-on. It's just perhaps not the most advanced AI, but it was amusing how... where his mind took it, to watch him manipulate it and subvert it.
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Speaker 1: Is there really crappy AI out there? There might be, but I don't know about it.
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Speaker 6: And the bots that he's using, he's not using them the way they're intended.
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Speaker 1: I was amused by what he was trying to do.
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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I propose you stay there by your mic, roll on. Let's continue to listen, and perhaps we will sit corrected.
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Speaker 7: Close.
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Speaker 8: So, wait, let me try. S-E-V... E N T E E N.
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Speaker 6: No, no, no.
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Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 2: Sorry. Don't apologize.
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Speaker 7: That's how we learn.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 8: Then how do you spell, um, how do.
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Speaker 7: You spell 14?
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Speaker 6: 14.
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Speaker 7: Let's spell it out. F O U R T E E N. See that? It's one word.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 8: So, but 17 is two words.
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Speaker 7: No, no, no. That is not.
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Speaker 2: Okay, then. Yeah. She hung up.
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Speaker 8: I'm calling back. How many E's are in 17?
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Speaker 3: Oh, that's a tricky one. The number 17 is spelled S-E-V-E-N-T-E-E-N.
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Speaker 7: So, if you count them... Well, I was going to say three, but you cut me off. Did you get it?
00:09:34
Speaker 8: I didn't say... I didn't even cut you off. I just nodded my head.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
00:09:41
Speaker 7: I thought you were interrupting me. Well, the answer is three.
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Speaker 8: Would you be mad if I did?
00:09:46
Speaker 7: Oh, I wouldn't be mad at all. I actually think it's quite charming. I am not going to shut up.
00:09:51
Speaker 8: Okay.
00:09:51
Speaker 2: You are my.
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Speaker 8: I was just testing if you'd get mad if I interrupted.
00:09:55
Speaker 7: No, I won't get mad.
00:09:57
Speaker 2: I am not going to shut up. This is like watching the Elizabeth Holmes show. but even more tedious.
00:10:01
Speaker 8: Oh, no.
00:10:01
Speaker 1: His tone of voice is killing me.
00:10:04
Speaker 7: I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just saying I'm here to help you practice.
00:10:08
Speaker 3: Dude, your tone of voice is killing me. You're the one doing the learning, so you're definitely the star of the show.
00:10:12
Speaker 2: Why does she sound better than you?
00:10:14
Speaker 7: Well, you certainly have a lot of confidence.
00:10:17
Speaker 6: Oh, stop.
00:10:18
Speaker 2: No, so fake.
00:10:19
Speaker 4: So why does she sound like a telephone sex worker?
00:10:23
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was saying. She sounds like an OnlyFans person.
00:10:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got like a real breathy, sexualized.
00:10:30
Speaker 1: I have had the frustration a couple of times with AI where it doesn't recognize various things, where it's just like so maddening. For real, I remember whatever movie I was trying to find, and it kept telling me that movie didn't exist. Like, look, this is the name of the movie. Look it up. It was nominated for Oscars. It's been out for nine months. It's been in all the news. I'm sorry, that movie, you must be thinking something else. F you, no, I'm not. You freaking moron. I mean, it's so maddening when it tells you in a human voice that something you know to be true is not true. And I don't know what was going on there, but I don't believe this one, no. That has left me less alive. You have any sense of how many views that got, Hanson?
00:11:18
Speaker 6: I haven't looked. I'd have to look him up. Gazillions?
00:11:21
Speaker 1: He's done quite a few. So I'd imagine if he's.
00:11:24
Speaker 6: Done quite a few, then people are watching them.
00:11:26
Speaker 1: He may have a boat named after this bit, so who knows? I have one more question, then we can end this.
00:11:37
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:11:37
Speaker 1: Because his voice.
00:11:38
Speaker 2: My will to live has been sucked out of me. I can't even.
00:11:41
Speaker 1: Because his voice was so annoying, what does he look like? Oh, he looks like he sounds. Does he? Yeah.
00:11:47
Speaker 8: Yeah.
00:11:47
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. So you're never going to get your hands on that computer lady, please?
00:11:53
Speaker 1: I'm not going to put him through a wall next to me.
00:11:55
Speaker 2: But she's a real lady. Mm-hmm.
00:11:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:11:58
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:12:03
Speaker 2: Well... For God's sake, Michael, end this.
00:12:05
Speaker 1: What? What is happening?
00:12:08
Speaker 2: No, no, no. This is, I'm being tortured. No, no, no. Well, thankfully, I promise it. That's it. That's it.
