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The hell is that fish?
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What's wrong with.
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That? That's that's dress core.
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That's what we ate in Vietnam, dude.
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What do sheep call those?
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Fish?
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No, you call them fucking sea bugs or something.
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Oh, that's not fish. Yeah, I love that. Those are
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giant sea cockroaches.
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Got it. But what's going on, everybody? I'm the one,
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the only, the W-O-O-K-I-E, joined here by my normal cast
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of misfits. We have the PhD of Key Forge, Dr. M.
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Sheep. Hello. Hello.
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Oh, you're not the Minnesota deuce. You're just the deuce
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overall in general. Ewok Jr.
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Hello, Key Forge community. Glad to be here. Go ahead.
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Call me the deuce.
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But you have some complaining to do and some apologizing
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to do after removing all of the amazing things.
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Way to jump the gun. I do have some complaining
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to do. I get no help around here. I get
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no respect. Just like Draftscore. Of the Draftscore. He almost
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did something cool once. Sheep Corps. I actually totally forgot. No,
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you're Horse Corps. The Draz Corps. Hey, guys. How's it going?
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He's here, too. He was going to jump right into
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the episode without even introducing it. He's excited. And I
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do have some complaining to do. I get no help
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around here. Somebody's got to do all the cleaning, and
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then when you clean... You know, one time.
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God is helping you plenty. Trust me.
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I put Loka car under the bus and you guys
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are the ones who just ruin that.
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Listen, I was told in my old age, sometimes you
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clean a little early, right? And these things happen as
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you age, right?
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We had literally.
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Talked about the nationals coming up on the episode on Thursday.
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And sure enough, by the time we got to Saturday,
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when they were actually firing, uh, Who went ahead and
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deleted them all?
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This is how little y'all pay attention. That shit was
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deleted by the time that the episode was done recording.
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Nobody noticed until it was time.
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Because that's when everyone needed it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, my bad.
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Needed it. I don't know if there was ever any
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actual need.
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Need. Yeah, need's a strong term.
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People wanted to go ahead and. People want to talk
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about what's their events. It's fun to be able to
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talk about your events.
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There's lots of channels you can spout nonsense in.
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I was going to say, it is fun, and they
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can make a Discord for their events.
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Oh my goodness. We had space.
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We are a place that people want to come to
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to talk about stuff.
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Isn't that a good thing?
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It is a good thing, and we are thankful.
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We are the cornucopia of Keyforge. Archon's Corner, the cornucopia
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of Keyforge.
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Say it with me, Wookie. I'm sorry I made a mistake.
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I already said my bad. Actually, would you like me
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to read what I wrote in the chat that y'all
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roasted me in? There are a few expletives.
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Not from me.
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No, you're right. There's no... There's no... You're right. Not
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from you.
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Not from me either.
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No, none for you either. Just you, sir.
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Yes, I deleted them prematurely.
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Like I said, in your old age, I'm told it
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happens sometimes, right? Like, you know, you get confused. Sometimes
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you don't know why you're in the parking lot and
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just your underwear. And you delete a Discord. It happens, right?
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So.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Has this happened to you, too? Sound familiar or no?
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I mean... Arcing a lot of what, right? That's the
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real question. Is that what matters? Bunnies, buckets, and bubbles?
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I guess if that's what matters, yes. It's good chicken.
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Oh, that's a real place? Yeah, that's the place from
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Baltimore that we went. That is not a strip club. Bunnies, buckets,
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and bubbles.
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Yeah, that's right. I remember that now. Yeah, but we
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got lots to go over. Let's get off of horrible,
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awful topics that are terrible radio right now because we're
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trying to force a joke that just isn't there. Guys,
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we finally got our Portland results, so now we know
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what happened. Sweet, because Portland just happened this last weekend.
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Portland literally just happened this past week. What happened this year?
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This was from... Oh, check the year on the website.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit. Really? Did we not? Or what was the deal? Yeah,
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it sounds like it. It does say 2026. Okay, good.
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I thought it might have been two years ago. But,
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you know, it was this year.
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Good. You know what would have been even better is
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if they just copy-pasted last year's results. I mean, it
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would have been pretty much. But we kind of already know.
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We don't. I'm not reading the article because we kind
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of already went through everything. I do see x-ray. I
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see Devin in there in the picture.
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You are front and center, sir. Like right there. I
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really am. Look how concerned I am about how badly
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I'm losing right now.
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Is that concern or deep in thought? I thought it
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was focus too. I'm focused. You got Dom Fom right
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next to me. Rocking and rolling. He's like, give me
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that ember. I'm stealing it. I don't see X-Ray, so
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I don't know where you see him in there. No,
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I was just going down. I thought he was in
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the picture. And then you got Ned Mike here. And
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Logan Composer. That's a name I haven't heard in a while.
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Logan Composer. Bear Bear. Lots to be had. Lots of
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fun at Guardian Games. We already did an episode. You
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can I'd say you could click here to do it,
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but this ain't YouTube, so just go find it.
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Just keep clicking. If you click one more time. Scroll
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back like three months.
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It'll do it. And maybe you'll find it. And let's see.
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What do we got?
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We got preparations for Nashville coming up. I don't know.
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And we finally.
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We went from only Draz was going early in the
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year to now we're all going.
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No, I was going. I said I had it circled.
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nashville is definitely circled my my old man uh my
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my mother's ex-husband lives in nashville so i i kind
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of am using this and now it it's going from
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um i didn't know how i was gonna get there
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looking at planes and now i'm taking the whole the
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whole family so we're all going nice nice are you
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guys driving you guys yeah we're gonna we're gonna drive
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the nine hours and and uh go there we've got
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a whole uh we got a whole like my wife
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has a plan like we're gonna go see the leaning
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tower of niles uh we're going to the uh louisville
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slugger uh is it a museum i'm not sure if
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it's a museum there's i guess there's a wait when
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are you gonna when are you gonna be at the
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louisville slugger museum uh thursday Which Thursday? The Thursday after?
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The first.
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Hmm.
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We are driving down the first to be there on
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the second. Oh, you're going to go Thursday. I'm going
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the Thursday after. Oh, okay. I'm going. Yes, because we
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are driving down that Thursday. Yeah. We got planned. We're
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going to go see that. And I guess there's a
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Golden David statue that's not too far away from that.
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And then we're going to go to a Bucky's. We're
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super stoked about Bucky's. Oh, gosh. Bucky's is an experience.
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I've never been. Never been to a Bucky's yet.
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You're not missing anything.
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Or am I missing everything? Nobody knows, really. I think
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you are. I'm super excited to take the trip. We're
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all going. We're all going to be there. This is
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the second time this year. You were in... No, Drez,
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were you in St.
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Louis?
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No, I was in India while St. Louis was going on. Yeah, yeah.
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Work's been making me do things. I mean, the India
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trip was really cool, but I was like, please don't put.
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It on that weekend or that week, whatever. And they
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did anyway. But we have all sorts of things happening
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on this weekend. Obviously, we have Archon, Sealed, and Alliance happening.
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In their normal time slots. We also found out... I
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like how this is all kind of... I need to
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go back to the other ones to see if they
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were this formatted.
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I was going to say, this late?
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No, it was this formatted. I actually had to find
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out because I understood when it said it'll feature a
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two-deck sealed alliance. I understood what that meant. But then
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it was sealed alliance standard. I'm like, what the hell
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does standard mean? So I actually had to go check
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the alternate formats guide to be like, what does standard mean? Oh,
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it's just regular key forge. Okay. And then sealed Alliance
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or sealed Archon standard.
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So it's funny that you're saying this because so, so
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in ABR, uh, which by the way, we are sucking.
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Hey, you guys are like two games. You just haven't
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reported them.
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That's true.
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So, um, the uh so the horrible tangent all right
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josh he's on my team and so joss was asking
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about the sealed uh the sealed thing and he's like
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is it standard i was like is it what it's
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like standard i was like it's sealed He's like, but
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it's a standard.
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I was like, what are you even asking? What do
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you mean? What do you mean standard? Like, what are
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their different versions?
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He's like, well, do you alliance? I was like, fuck no,
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you don't alliance it.
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What are you even asking me?
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It was like tournament methods and it was like standard adapt.
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I'm like, oh, okay. I get what the under.
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Yeah. Once he said alliance, I was like, okay, I
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understand what you're saying. But yeah, I was like super.
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I don't remember it quite being formatted like that in
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the past.
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But maybe it was. I could be completely wrong on that, too.
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And I guess it's not even that. It's not even
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true sealed-sealed. It's like a pooled situation in AVR, which
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is actually a ton of fun.
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This is a two-deck sealed alliance standard.
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Yeah, so the short bit for anyone trying to follow
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along in Radioland is Nashville on Friday is going to
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have a VM24 sealed, and there'll be two-deck sealed alliance.
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So you're going to get two VM24 decks.
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That you will be able to alliance.
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Saturday.
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You're going to go ahead and be playing Sealed Talk.
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You'll have two decks to choose one of those from,
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and you're going to be playing Archon. So it's Sealed Archon.
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Pick one.
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Both of those copy DM deck entries.
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Sealed Archon Standard. I get that now. So it is Sealed.
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You will get the two. You will pick which one
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you like better and then play. Got it. Okay.
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Yeah.
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I'm glad this is becoming a thing, because I would
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definitely love a Vault Tour where it was like, Friday
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will be Sealed Alliance Standard. Saturday will be Sealed Archon Standard.
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I like that. I dig it. Make it happen. And
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then Sunday is going to be Packed Draft. Oh, I'm
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so jealous of all of you. I'm so jealous of
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all the people. Are you going to be there on Sunday? Well, no,
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I'm probably going to be headed home. I mean, it's
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a nine-hour drive.
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Okay.
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I took off Monday.
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Okay.
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My wife did not.
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So you just got to be back by.
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She works for the... Yeah, you get to drive all night.
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Yeah, you just get to drive through the night, man.
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Yeah, she works for the school system, where I guess
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taking two days off in a row is like the
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biggest sin that you can ever think of.
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Yeah, I've told you this every single... Yes, you cannot
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take off more... two is, is, is really pushing it
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to have more than two.
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Like I didn't re like when you said really pushing it,
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I was like, ah, but they let you do it.
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Right.
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And like, cause like you have done it multiple times,
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but like, it's like, like you have to get approval
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from the principal. And then the principal has to get
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approval from like some HR tribunal. It's that like, it's like, yeah.
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And I'm like, what's this is ridiculous for two days off.
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This is ridiculous.
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Yeah.
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Which is why summer off. So show up to work
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when it's working time.
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She works all summer for the school district as a janitor.
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Yeah, which is why I actually can't be there on
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Wednesday for KFC or the Monday after, which that's rough
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coming back and then trying to get right back in
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work mode with live and sleep.
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But it's what is we're.
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Going to learn about. We're going to learn about reaping today.
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Who wants to know what reaping is?
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No, I think I think God.
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My favorite part about these side events is if you
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go to organize play and you go look at the
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vault tour, you can't find this information.
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Because they just made it up because they were like, oh, shit,
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we forgot to.
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Publish an article.
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Vault tour, vault tour 2026 national page. And it says
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nothing about the side events, nor is the article link there.
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Or I suppose you should be able to catch those on.
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I wonder if they put them in place tonight.
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I'm going to play style now.
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While you're looking at it, we have a chance to
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be able to play Sealed on both different days.
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Are you excited about getting some VM from two years ago?
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The M24 Sealed is a great experience. Is it? I
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don't remember doing it. I think they should take all
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the VM Sealed and send that to JM. Whatever's left over,
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just send it to JM.
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You know i i almost for this time put my
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custom deck name to be like you know jm loves
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vm but i don't know he's just been so pissy
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about it's like you know what it's not funny.
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Anymore now now it's just in bad taste yeah.
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He's not very key 4g anymore.
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So no but apparently neither is canada.
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Yeah, Canada pretty much hates America right now.
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Yeah, Canada had their nationals. How many people showed up? 11?
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Yeah, real quick. 8, 8, and 14.
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Well, real quick, before we bounce from Nashville, we do
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have all of the 50 tickets. So that means our
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numbers are pre-registered are already above 50.
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And I didn't even sign up. I haven't even bought
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my ticket yet.
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So that is huge. I think it's going to be
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a wonderful vault.
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I'm excited for the con that's happening for Tennessee Game Day.
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And our vault.
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It's the last U.S.
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Vault of the year. And I will shout out Italy,
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which is the last international vault, if I'm correct. And
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that is happening this weekend.
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So literally coming up and, again, looking at... hearing kind
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of what people are talking about, there's going to be
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some amazing decks in both different groups, um, both for
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Italy and Nashville.
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So it's going to be a wonderful, wonderful set of all.
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What do you think? What do you, what do you
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think the reason that Nashville is the biggest us vault
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this year?
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Do you guys be bigger in Baltimore? Is it, wasn't.
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Baltimore still only 40 something?
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Uh, thought it was bigger than that.
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No, it shrank from the previous year.
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Well, it shrank, but the Baltimore was... Man, if only
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we had a write-up to go back and reference. Yeah.
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Well, while you're checking that, we also have ours.
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Yeah, I don't remember how many. I thought it was still.
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So it's saying Sealed was 59, 51 for Archon. 59.
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So, I mean, if they already have... If 50 were
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sold out before they even announced the art, which was
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just announced here.
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And Wookiee hasn't signed up yet, so there will at
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least be 51.
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I don't know. So, okay, it's either going to be
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the biggest or the second biggest. Is it location, or
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is it because it's actually attached to an event where
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there's something else to do that wasn't $ 500 extra? Yeah.
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To be able to go to. I think.
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Go ahead.
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No, you go first.
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Go ahead.
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We probably have the same idea.
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I think it's a combination of, one, it's the last U.S.
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Vault.
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So it's the last chance to qualify for Worlds, to
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have a Worlds invite. Two, I think the location is
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the proximity to Nashville and some entertainment experiences. it brings
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in potentially some individuals from the East coast. Frankly, we
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haven't had anything in the Southeast since Atlanta vaults, many, many, many,
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many like early FFG time.
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Oh man. Um, so, but if.
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You're picturing, we can now hopefully grab some people that
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haven't had the same experience for vaults. You have a
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number of people who are traveling, um, the time of
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the year that I think there's a combination of a
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lot of different things that are bringing people in. And
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it's exciting to see the potential for what this vault
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can do.
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Um, I mean, having attaching it to a con that
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isn't like you said, an extra $ 500, I think it
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was extra what? 10 bucks. And you get to go
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see the entire con. Like that's very, very cool. right?
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So you can't even get like a meal for 10
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bucks right now. So like to stick that on that,
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that you have access to Tennessee game days is, is huge.
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I mean, I've, I've never been to Tennessee game days,
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so I can't talk much about it. Um, cause I
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don't know much about it, but I.
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Mean, we'll talk about it in two weeks.
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Yeah, absolutely. Cause, uh, it sounds fine. Right. And, and
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even if it's just a people, bunch of people who
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are like, we like board games, want to play, I
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think it'll be far worth my $ 10. Uh, I don't know. Like,
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we'll see. I mean, like you said, it's at least
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51 right now. I mean, you draw from a lot, right?
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You draw a little bit from the South, which hasn't really...
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What's the last time the South has really had anything?
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Vault tour-wise. I think Atlanta might have been... the last one.
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And that was like year... Was that year two of vaults?
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Was that 2019? That was before I went to a vault.
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I don't know.
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Oh, man.
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I mean, that was a while ago. It was a
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first year area, I'm saying. So, yeah, it had been
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2019 was the first year of vaults.
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No, that wasn't... That was an AOA vault, wasn't it?
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I don't know. Somebody Google it. But either way, the
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South really hasn't had anything. Like, if you want to
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do anything, you really had to travel up to the
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East Coast. And that's... Atlanta, May 25th, 27th.
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25th to the 27th of 2019. All right, so it was...
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It was the last of the.
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Yeah.
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It was the last of the Coda.
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And there is something about having it within a drivable distance.
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They had Richmond. That was the one I was thinking of.
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It was the airway vault. It was Richmond, Virginia.
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It's Virginia.
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It's not that far. But it's going to be a
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good time. If you're close, nearby, come play Forge. Or
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play board games. Totally up to you. But moving in... Oh,
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you wanted to go through.
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What do we got?
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What else do we got left here?
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Well, then we started to talk about nationals.
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I know we deleted, but we actually had three sets
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of nationals that happened.
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Last weekend. So, you started with Canada.
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Go ahead. Yeah, I mean, Canada, we were 8-8-11, so
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not a ton happening. And, like, how many of those
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were Canadians versus U.S.
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Folks?
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Uh.
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That I don't know.
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There was a picture of five U.S. folks together, right?
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I think.
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Were they all U.S.? Yeah. So it was.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So. Yeah.
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There was.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But it was very poorly advertised. Like, I guess I
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didn't ever realize when or if I'd if I'd actually
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understood when and where it was. there's a chance I
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would have gone. Cause that's only like a seven hour
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drive for me.
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Yeah. It's actually, isn't that just cross the border from Detroit, Detroit.
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Yep. So, but we just weren't really aware. Of course
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we don't have JM keeping us informed of Canadian happenings anymore.
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So we don't know what's going on anymore.
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Doesn't that fall on JDG then?
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He's not active either.
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Yeah, and JDG is way in the West Coast. So
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that's a very, very different area. It's kind of like saying, hey, Wookie,
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what's happening over in ABR land for California?
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Well, I know Draskor's team is sucking. That we are.
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We're having fun.
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We are having fun.
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I will say for the Falcons just scored again. I
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will say for Nationals. I will say for nationals, one
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of the things that I did not realize until more
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recently was the sweet, amazing borders that, uh, have been
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made for the winning decks.
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Um, I should say the prize.
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Announced in a meaningful timeframe for me to try to
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act upon. Hmm. But like also had I known that
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would have made me look at nationals and been like, Ooh,
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could I actually go to any of this?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But I did.
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I did all the same stuff as the past few years,
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which was generally. On exciting.
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Yeah, I guess the nationals are on the. The country
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organizer to advertise, I guess. Well, it feels like, you know,
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it feels like a little bit.
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GG had him there.
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Sort of.
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Sort of. I mean, they released an article about it.
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They didn't.
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Yeah.
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The....
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Hold on. I was driving when you said the cornucopia
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of Key Forge. Don't you guys mean the cornhole of
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Key Forge? Cornhole is different than cornucopia. Well, I wrote cornucopia.
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But he's saying we're a cornhole, not a cornucopia.
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I think that's accurate. I think that's accurate. I'm in,
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but that's, you know.
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It's a hole you stuff your corn in? Yeah.
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No, it's not.
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You're talking about bags now. Cornhole is bags.
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Whose bags?
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We're not going down this rabbit hole, please.
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You're not old enough, Lucky.
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Oh, is that the problem? Okay. I get it. Watch
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out for your cornhole there, Peter. I guess when I
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hear cornhole, the first thing I think is banks.
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I have not seen office space in quite a long time.
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I think, uh, I think my kids have to see it.
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Is that going to be your, uh, community event for KFC?
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It's just, yep. Watching office space. No, no.
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I'm going to go out back and destroy a printer.
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I mean, I definitely sometimes force my kids to watch
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ye olde movies with me from the 1900s. Do you
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explain to them what's going on, too?
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Are you saying Office Space is now a ye olde movie?
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Yes, we're old. That's what my kids tell me. It
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is from the 90s. Anything from the 1900s, as they
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say it. The 1900s? That is what they say. Yes.
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oh they know ball huh yeah yeah thanks kids yeah
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oh man because like i'm just i gotta wear 13
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minimums 13 pieces of flair oh man okay um.
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I totally lost track of where we were because now
494
00:26:04.930 --> 00:26:08.750
we're on to canada canadian we're talking about canada.
495
00:26:09.339 --> 00:26:12.559
Canadian Nationals, they went over. I don't know if we
496
00:26:12.599 --> 00:26:16.200
have any results. Looks like we don't. We do. Are
497
00:26:17.170 --> 00:26:20.529
these Canada's Nationals, or are these Italy's? No, I'm sorry,
498
00:26:20.549 --> 00:26:21.009
not Italy's.
499
00:26:22.789 --> 00:26:24.789
So at the top, you have UK Nationals, which is
500
00:26:24.829 --> 00:26:28.150
already run. You can see Sweden's Nationals. Go down to
501
00:26:28.170 --> 00:26:28.970
the next.
502
00:26:29.309 --> 00:26:30.180
You just tell us.
503
00:26:30.190 --> 00:26:32.160
Spot it up!
504
00:26:32.170 --> 00:26:36.130
Spoon, Fedez!
505
00:26:37.910 --> 00:26:41.009
So on the left side there, following along, it's Sealed, Archon,
506
00:26:41.049 --> 00:26:41.589
and Alliance.
507
00:26:41.789 --> 00:26:46.769
So if we look for the Canadian Nationals, you have
508
00:26:46.809 --> 00:26:50.210
Atomic Wedgie, who was your Sealed winner.
509
00:26:51.130 --> 00:26:51.890
Who is Canadian.
510
00:26:52.910 --> 00:26:57.789
Archon winner was DC Trace. Also Canadian. And your Alliance
511
00:26:57.910 --> 00:27:00.119
winner was Green Bean Cowboy.
512
00:27:01.519 --> 00:27:02.660
Oh, that's a sick name.
513
00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:08.589
The runner-up for Sealed was... This Invictus.
514
00:27:09.029 --> 00:27:14.630
So Atomic Wedgie and this Invictus get the invites for Canadian.
515
00:27:17.609 --> 00:27:18.410
Canadian Sealed.
516
00:27:19.109 --> 00:27:19.509
Okay.
517
00:27:20.470 --> 00:27:24.609
You then have DC Trey's well-known name and Green Bean
518
00:27:24.650 --> 00:27:29.009
Cowboy for Archon winner and runner up. And then Green
519
00:27:29.150 --> 00:27:33.670
Bean Cowboy was winner for Alliance. And Jace was the
520
00:27:33.710 --> 00:27:34.630
runner up for Alliance.
521
00:27:35.569 --> 00:27:37.470
Man, way to represent Jason.
522
00:27:38.220 --> 00:27:41.400
He's doing a phenomenal job. Green Bean Cowboy having a
523
00:27:41.460 --> 00:27:42.240
great weekend.
524
00:27:43.349 --> 00:27:44.119
Jason is in.
525
00:27:44.049 --> 00:27:45.410
A lot of these things. How does that make all
526
00:27:45.450 --> 00:27:48.509
you guys... Draskor's got an invite. I was going to say,
527
00:27:48.630 --> 00:27:50.450
Jason's got an invite before most of us.
528
00:27:51.789 --> 00:27:54.170
I have an invite.
529
00:27:54.970 --> 00:27:56.339
Oh yeah, you got an invite last year.
530
00:27:56.410 --> 00:27:58.839
Oh yeah. Yeah.
531
00:28:00.240 --> 00:28:02.180
Okay, so it's just Loki and I are scrubbing now.
532
00:28:02.220 --> 00:28:03.819
We'll be... Draskor has an invite?
533
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:04.130
Yeah, man.
534
00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:10.470
See you. He got a third. That's right. He just
535
00:28:10.490 --> 00:28:11.299
got passed down.
536
00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:13.720
He got the right third place.
537
00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:16.220
You call me deuce. Yep.
538
00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:21.440
Alright. He's Tres Leches Drascor.
539
00:28:22.420 --> 00:28:26.069
Tres Leches.
540
00:28:26.109 --> 00:28:33.690
Tres Leches Drascor. Tres Leches Drascor. It's just some weird
541
00:28:33.710 --> 00:28:34.410
ketamine pill.
542
00:28:39.529 --> 00:28:41.329
Yeah yeah it's just you and me i don't know
543
00:28:41.349 --> 00:28:43.630
what's funny sheep is the past two years it was
544
00:28:44.069 --> 00:28:47.809
you and me who only had the invites yeah well.
545
00:28:49.180 --> 00:28:51.579
Sometimes you just gotta slum it with the regular folks
546
00:28:51.619 --> 00:28:54.359
sheep yeah i know every now.
547
00:28:54.299 --> 00:28:58.970
And again i don't like it boys do yeah go
548
00:28:58.990 --> 00:29:05.329
ahead You also had a sweet, sweet, sweet write-up from Judo.
549
00:29:05.430 --> 00:29:11.170
So the Dutch Nationals had 23 players, six nationalities. I
550
00:29:11.210 --> 00:29:19.029
will highlight this sweet website. Man, the Netherforge Lions has
551
00:29:19.069 --> 00:29:22.619
a tournament write-up. And if you have not checked that out,
552
00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:27.039
just total props. Some sweet pictures.
553
00:29:28.400 --> 00:29:30.119
And you can actually see.
554
00:29:29.900 --> 00:29:33.119
The setup here too. Oh, like, I don't know where
555
00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:36.369
they held it, but that is quite the place.
556
00:29:37.349 --> 00:29:37.730
Yeah.
557
00:29:37.750 --> 00:29:44.799
Well, it's, is fancy. There's curtains and everything. This is
558
00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:56.450
a proper place here. They have trophies. Stroopwafel trophies. And
559
00:29:56.549 --> 00:30:04.460
somebody has made a drawing of our release card. The
560
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:05.079
boom dude.
561
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:08.880
I won't go ahead and steal some thunder because I
562
00:30:08.900 --> 00:30:11.660
think there's some more information coming from it. But definitely
563
00:30:11.700 --> 00:30:16.009
check out Netherforge Lions and tournaments. Kind of that website.
564
00:30:17.410 --> 00:30:20.049
I do find it a little fishy that Judo won
565
00:30:20.089 --> 00:30:24.579
his own nationalities title. Well, that's where he's going. He
566
00:30:24.779 --> 00:30:26.279
didn't run it. It's fine.
567
00:30:26.500 --> 00:30:28.579
Yeah, he didn't run it. He just did the actual write-up.
568
00:30:28.700 --> 00:30:32.160
And he also won with DM. He did kick some ass,
569
00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:33.500
so good job, sir.
570
00:30:33.619 --> 00:30:37.960
Yeah, so Judo took first, and Motility 5 came second
571
00:30:37.980 --> 00:30:41.549
for Archon. They have Master Vault.
572
00:30:41.609 --> 00:30:43.329
I have Motility 5 on my ABR team.
573
00:30:43.349 --> 00:30:44.470
There you go.
574
00:30:44.630 --> 00:30:44.970
Mm-hmm.
575
00:30:47.789 --> 00:30:52.789
But there's a sweet listing of decks and what's kind
576
00:30:52.809 --> 00:30:54.490
of happening for Alliance.
577
00:30:54.990 --> 00:30:57.150
Judo took first in Alliance, and I don't mean to
578
00:30:57.190 --> 00:31:01.759
cut you off. He took first in Alliance and Arkham, right?
579
00:31:01.930 --> 00:31:05.240
And so Judo took first, yep, and Ashitaka took second
580
00:31:05.380 --> 00:31:05.920
in Alliance.
581
00:31:06.059 --> 00:31:08.400
So is Judo now Timu Dexter?
582
00:31:09.839 --> 00:31:11.660
Well... No, these are Nationals.
583
00:31:12.180 --> 00:31:13.740
No, they don't count the same.
584
00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:14.599
That's Timu Sheik.
585
00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:18.779
Can we just call him International Timu?
586
00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:21.930
No, I was going to say, is it Wish then?
587
00:31:22.609 --> 00:31:27.470
Because Wish was International. So is he Wish Vargas or
588
00:31:27.529 --> 00:31:28.529
Wish Dexter?
589
00:31:29.589 --> 00:31:32.130
No, no, no. This is Nationals, not Vault Tour.
590
00:31:32.759 --> 00:31:33.000
Right.
591
00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:35.119
Different.
592
00:31:35.359 --> 00:31:37.839
But that's why I went with Wish instead of Timu.
593
00:31:39.240 --> 00:31:40.579
Never mind. All right, keep going.
594
00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:46.579
Those guys are double Voltour winners, which is different than
595
00:31:46.599 --> 00:31:48.220
a double Nationals winner.
596
00:31:48.660 --> 00:31:52.690
I was just looking at his Alliance deck, and yeah,
597
00:31:52.750 --> 00:31:53.230
there is.
598
00:31:53.269 --> 00:31:54.609
Yeah, it was Donkey Measures.
599
00:31:55.150 --> 00:31:59.549
It was DM Best Set, according to LordJudo, which is
600
00:31:59.609 --> 00:32:01.210
what he named his....
601
00:32:02.369 --> 00:32:07.789
If you disagree with him, he'll throw you. It is
602
00:32:07.829 --> 00:32:08.589
DM Best Set now.
603
00:32:10.430 --> 00:32:11.309
I disagree with him.
604
00:32:13.160 --> 00:32:15.369
He has offered to throw you many times.
605
00:32:15.930 --> 00:32:21.690
Yeah, that's cool. Maybe I like being thrown. I like
606
00:32:21.730 --> 00:32:27.910
Ashitaka's deck name. 2.30am, the day of Dutch Nationals. Yep.
607
00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:34.200
Let's see. Bot or not, is Goldfish the Goldfish OU?
608
00:32:34.220 --> 00:32:38.000
Is it Goldfish? I'm not quite sure.
609
00:32:39.180 --> 00:32:42.819
And then for fields, your top two.
610
00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:45.859
No, no, this is the best one. Hold on. Because
611
00:32:45.900 --> 00:32:47.279
Lorenzo named his deck.
612
00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:53.589
Spoiler, you lose. But, sir, you are in the top eight. So, clearly, spoiler,
613
00:32:53.930 --> 00:32:54.609
you lost.
614
00:32:54.630 --> 00:32:57.430
I'm in top eight. You did good.
615
00:32:57.450 --> 00:33:01.690
That's because he played. Oh, no, sorry. That's the 23-player event.
616
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:03.660
I'm getting a move.
617
00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:04.140
Yeah.
618
00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:04.900
That's Alliance.
619
00:33:06.079 --> 00:33:09.940
Uh, for, for sealed, you had motility dragon taking.
620
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:13.009
First and I also have them on my.
621
00:33:14.490 --> 00:33:18.490
And spy master taking second. So I got to say.
622
00:33:18.609 --> 00:33:24.109
Uh, this is a phenomenal like website. You clearly just
623
00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:27.259
did a great job. Even if you don't read it,
624
00:33:27.319 --> 00:33:31.339
just go look at it. Like it is very visually appealing, right?
625
00:33:33.660 --> 00:33:38.339
we have to do something about these. Maybe. I don't know.
626
00:33:38.700 --> 00:33:41.680
We got to do something about these. I love the graphs,
627
00:33:41.769 --> 00:33:47.529
but can we get rid of the 1990s safety slideshow
628
00:33:48.049 --> 00:33:53.569
gradient that's on there? Can we fix that at all?
629
00:33:53.650 --> 00:33:55.910
I really shouldn't talk shit because I can't do better.
630
00:33:56.690 --> 00:33:58.740
Maybe the 90s are still cool over there.
631
00:33:59.170 --> 00:34:01.750
Oh, dude, that'd be sweet. I would totally live there
632
00:34:02.349 --> 00:34:02.930
if that was the case.
633
00:34:02.950 --> 00:34:06.529
You can also actually see the Dutch border decks, so
634
00:34:06.950 --> 00:34:09.130
you can see, which is pretty cool.
635
00:34:09.889 --> 00:34:11.320
Pretty cool.
636
00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:14.059
Since we don't have access to those border decks.
637
00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:16.460
Well, right, and that's the thing. Sheep's like, well, it's
638
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:18.539
a Nationals. It's not as good as a Vault Tour,
639
00:34:19.239 --> 00:34:20.519
which really these things are the same.
640
00:34:20.539 --> 00:34:22.360
But the prizes are better than a Vault Tour? Yeah,
641
00:34:22.380 --> 00:34:23.400
I can't help that.
642
00:34:23.500 --> 00:34:24.059
I don't understand.
643
00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:28.409
I can't help that. I don't understand why there's a difference.
644
00:34:28.690 --> 00:34:31.369
Except here, I won it, where the prizes were only
645
00:34:31.429 --> 00:34:34.170
cool because the Canadians handmade cool prizes.
646
00:34:34.510 --> 00:34:38.630
Right. I still don't understand why we make such a
647
00:34:38.750 --> 00:34:43.380
huge distinction between Vault Tour and Nationals.
648
00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:47.460
Because we have to extra disappoint the world. It's who's
649
00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:50.179
footing the bill for the event. That's the difference.
650
00:34:50.420 --> 00:34:53.099
That sounds like a clerical thing that GG needs to
651
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:59.820
figure out. Like, you're telling me we couldn't figure whether
652
00:34:59.900 --> 00:35:01.900
they can't figure out, like, oh, we didn't pay for
653
00:35:01.940 --> 00:35:05.639
this one. Or, like, some spreadsheet they can't, you know. Like,
654
00:35:05.699 --> 00:35:08.019
let's be honest. Like, all the Vault Tour winners and
655
00:35:08.059 --> 00:35:10.139
people who have invites are all held in, like, a
656
00:35:10.260 --> 00:35:14.090
Google Docs somewhere. Right? They're not paying for Excel. Straight
657
00:35:14.130 --> 00:35:18.650
up Google. Right? Google Docs is fine.
658
00:35:19.329 --> 00:35:19.489
Right.
659
00:35:19.530 --> 00:35:23.389
Google Docs is fine. Not at my company, it isn't.
660
00:35:25.289 --> 00:35:31.480
At a real company, you don't want to do that
661
00:35:31.500 --> 00:35:32.320
at a real company.
662
00:35:35.099 --> 00:35:38.260
I can't even access my Google Drive from my work devices.
663
00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:42.420
I used to be able to log in, but now
664
00:35:42.460 --> 00:35:44.699
I can't. They locked it. It's kind of annoying.
665
00:35:46.409 --> 00:35:49.610
And in our beautiful, outdated school system, that is what
666
00:35:49.730 --> 00:35:50.349
we are using.
667
00:35:51.489 --> 00:35:54.130
Can we just go back to in a real company?
668
00:35:56.829 --> 00:36:01.059
This is where I was coming in. I will say...
669
00:36:00.699 --> 00:36:02.119
The school system's not a company.
670
00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:04.739
No.
671
00:36:06.659 --> 00:36:07.760
We're trying to run it like that.
672
00:36:07.820 --> 00:36:08.059
Anyway.
673
00:36:08.219 --> 00:36:13.570
We can talk about the economic philosophies designed around school
674
00:36:14.690 --> 00:36:17.429
education later on a different podcast. That'll have to be
675
00:36:17.449 --> 00:36:18.170
on the Patreon.
676
00:36:19.130 --> 00:36:23.010
So Taiwan also had their nationals last weekend. Did I
677
00:36:23.250 --> 00:36:27.090
see that this one was also run with like... It
678
00:36:27.130 --> 00:36:30.900
was a much smaller amount of individuals that came out
679
00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:32.320
for the Taiwan Nationals.
680
00:36:32.340 --> 00:36:33.179
I don't know.
681
00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:35.139
Did you guys also see that? I was trying to
682
00:36:35.179 --> 00:36:35.940
find the numbers.
683
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:37.400
I saw nothing. Okay.
684
00:36:37.659 --> 00:36:40.400
I didn't see anything out of Taiwan. I might have
685
00:36:40.460 --> 00:36:44.739
blown it up in the... You did. I had it before.
686
00:36:45.059 --> 00:36:45.400
Yeah.
687
00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:49.010
It's gone now. I can't find it. But shout out
688
00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:50.389
some well-known names here.
689
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:51.730
Sealds and.
690
00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:56.679
And then runner up being my chill qualifying for Archon.
691
00:36:56.699 --> 00:36:59.920
You have Jake Lee and Chen 0 3 0 3.
692
00:36:59.920 --> 00:37:04.130
And then for alliances zone and then way to. So
693
00:37:05.050 --> 00:37:06.389
definitely some individuals.
694
00:37:06.489 --> 00:37:07.510
Yeah.
695
00:37:08.590 --> 00:37:13.329
Well, it's actually like it's great having been at Vietnam.
696
00:37:14.909 --> 00:37:16.909
There's an actual face that can go with a couple
697
00:37:16.949 --> 00:37:18.280
of these names, which is really cool.
698
00:37:18.380 --> 00:37:22.000
So here's here's a fun fact, right? So since ReapOut
699
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:25.050
is scooping up all the internationals from Europe, should we
700
00:37:25.110 --> 00:37:26.170
scoop them all up from Asia?
701
00:37:26.190 --> 00:37:30.389
No, they took all the Asians already.
702
00:37:30.449 --> 00:37:32.289
Oh, they took all the Asians too? Damn.
703
00:37:33.929 --> 00:37:35.530
You're multiple.
704
00:37:35.789 --> 00:37:40.179
That's okay. I got who I wanted from Europe. I'm
705
00:37:40.199 --> 00:37:41.219
happy with my decisions.
706
00:37:44.820 --> 00:37:47.920
Yeah, so shout out to everyone who got some sweet
707
00:37:47.940 --> 00:37:50.219
decks and qualified for Worlds.
708
00:37:50.900 --> 00:37:51.280
Well done.
709
00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:52.380
Yeah.
710
00:37:53.539 --> 00:37:55.570
Yeah, we would all like to play in a national,
711
00:37:55.739 --> 00:37:56.530
but we're not allowed.
712
00:37:57.809 --> 00:37:59.110
Yeah, you can't play in an international.
713
00:37:59.130 --> 00:38:00.590
In our own national, we can't.
714
00:38:01.269 --> 00:38:02.389
When you have a vault tour.
715
00:38:03.190 --> 00:38:03.469
Yep.
716
00:38:05.809 --> 00:38:08.760
You gotta just have stuff.
717
00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:09.699
I don't know.
718
00:38:10.820 --> 00:38:12.880
I got nothing. Alright, moving on to the next thing.
719
00:38:12.900 --> 00:38:18.420
What do we got up next? That's it, Boo. Do
720
00:38:18.440 --> 00:38:23.619
we talk about the show now? We talked about China. China.
721
00:38:23.860 --> 00:38:30.000
Are we wrapping up a quick 30-minute episode? I'm down.
722
00:38:31.139 --> 00:38:37.989
We can do stuff. We totally haven't finished scoring DM. Fine.
723
00:38:38.050 --> 00:38:38.440
Pull it up.
724
00:38:41.090 --> 00:38:42.070
Quickly.
725
00:38:42.070 --> 00:38:45.070
30 minutes.
726
00:38:45.230 --> 00:38:49.750
This is actually what our listeners are hoping for. Just once.
727
00:38:49.829 --> 00:38:52.960
These are some of our proper episodes, as you have said.
728
00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:56.260
We used to actually keep this a lot more succinct
729
00:38:56.340 --> 00:38:56.800
and shorter.
730
00:38:57.360 --> 00:38:59.820
That's just where we are. So, yes, we removed items.
731
00:39:00.119 --> 00:39:04.719
I think Italy this weekend is going to see some very, very,
732
00:39:04.809 --> 00:39:06.949
very high-level decks. So I'm excited to be able to
733
00:39:07.010 --> 00:39:11.369
see the competition, how many people they have. I think
734
00:39:11.409 --> 00:39:14.030
Nashville is going to be a great time, too. So
735
00:39:14.050 --> 00:39:14.650
we're good, boys.
736
00:39:18.340 --> 00:39:18.739
Hold on.
737
00:39:19.079 --> 00:39:23.820
Let me pull stuff here so we can... We're doing fish.
738
00:39:23.820 --> 00:39:27.260
Look at somewhere you want to do... uh all right
739
00:39:27.489 --> 00:39:32.780
houses we'll do the fish house unfathomable no crucible clash
740
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:34.739
no discovery.
741
00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:40.039
Um we could talk about how.
742
00:39:39.639 --> 00:39:43.780
See you in uh tennessee may the forge be with you.
743
00:39:44.340 --> 00:39:48.349
I masterfully piloted an Ember Skies deck and destroyed a
744
00:39:48.349 --> 00:39:49.889
whole bunch of Donkey Measures decks.
745
00:39:53.070 --> 00:39:57.260
That were all, what, 60-some sass?
746
00:39:57.500 --> 00:39:59.699
And my Ember Skies deck was a 67.
747
00:39:59.699 --> 00:40:06.110
Yeah, but you had creature control. And Amber controls, so
748
00:40:06.150 --> 00:40:06.869
you got to win.
749
00:40:07.530 --> 00:40:10.130
Good job.
750
00:40:10.329 --> 00:40:10.889
All right.
751
00:40:10.949 --> 00:40:13.130
Oh, there's not too many cards. There's only 14 cards.
752
00:40:13.150 --> 00:40:17.989
Is that what you're seeing? 14 new cards? And fish?
753
00:40:18.150 --> 00:40:18.429
Maybe.
754
00:40:20.449 --> 00:40:23.469
Hold on. I took out Vault Master 26. Is that
755
00:40:23.489 --> 00:40:26.389
your other 17 if I don't take out Vault Master 26?
756
00:40:26.389 --> 00:40:29.469
The one filter I don't have in Draft Score is,
757
00:40:29.630 --> 00:40:31.090
you know, first time.
758
00:40:31.809 --> 00:40:34.000
Yeah, 17 cards. 17 cards.
759
00:40:34.039 --> 00:40:37.340
Oh, first card. Brine Reckoning. Get a pip of ember
760
00:40:37.420 --> 00:40:41.179
every time you play it. Play each player discards the
761
00:40:41.219 --> 00:40:46.429
top five cards of their deck. Why?
762
00:40:46.489 --> 00:40:50.869
Okay. I hate this card.
763
00:40:51.610 --> 00:40:52.610
Yeah.
764
00:40:52.650 --> 00:41:01.949
Because there's no meaningful recursion in donkeys. All this ever
765
00:41:01.989 --> 00:41:05.449
does is flip your best card off your deck. I mean,
766
00:41:05.489 --> 00:41:09.989
there are, there are some like bad deck sealed situations
767
00:41:10.030 --> 00:41:13.400
where you've played through your three good cards, right? Like you,
768
00:41:13.500 --> 00:41:16.840
you already played your, you already played your Hannibal's Mark
769
00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:19.039
and your jumpstart. So you're like, let's grind until we
770
00:41:19.059 --> 00:41:23.289
flip this deck. But ultimately from an Archon point of view,
771
00:41:24.469 --> 00:41:27.610
this card is a zero. And with the amber, it
772
00:41:27.630 --> 00:41:30.269
has a negative one because it makes you mad because
773
00:41:30.289 --> 00:41:30.590
you play.
774
00:41:30.670 --> 00:41:31.610
It does.
775
00:41:31.769 --> 00:41:32.969
And then you lose a card.
776
00:41:32.989 --> 00:41:34.849
You're like, oh, my God, I just lost this game
777
00:41:34.889 --> 00:41:39.190
because that because my other or both of my both
778
00:41:39.210 --> 00:41:41.159
of my board clear just got flipped off my back.
779
00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:41.889
This is stupid.
780
00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:45.800
The annoying thing to me is they could have made
781
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:49.380
this an interesting card just by putting some maze in here.
782
00:41:49.900 --> 00:41:50.860
Right. Play.
783
00:41:50.880 --> 00:41:50.960
Play.
784
00:41:51.500 --> 00:41:54.179
You may discard the top five cards of your deck.
785
00:41:54.389 --> 00:41:56.769
You may discard the top five cards of your opponent's deck.
786
00:41:57.489 --> 00:42:00.050
Then it's like, okay, if you're trying to flip your deck,
787
00:42:00.090 --> 00:42:02.650
if you're trying to burn their card, now you've got options.
788
00:42:03.789 --> 00:42:06.670
And if you're just like, well, I just need the
789
00:42:06.730 --> 00:42:09.349
Ember Pip, you could still do that. But no, they
790
00:42:09.369 --> 00:42:10.849
were just like, you're just going to do stupid shit.
791
00:42:10.869 --> 00:42:15.650
You know what DocuMeasures is really good at? Making games
792
00:42:15.710 --> 00:42:17.610
it should lose to in about 15 minutes go to
793
00:42:17.610 --> 00:42:23.829
30 minutes. They still lose, but now you've played longer.
794
00:42:24.809 --> 00:42:29.699
I have more bias against this card because I swear
795
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:33.320
this thing is an attractor for enhancement pips, too. There's
796
00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:35.420
so many decks where this gets one of the enhancements.
797
00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:36.659
So are we putting this at a one?
798
00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:39.780
Oh, now I really want to play it. I hate
799
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:41.679
this zero. I really hate this card.
800
00:42:41.699 --> 00:42:43.000
I put it at a one because of the pip.
801
00:42:43.059 --> 00:42:44.760
I love how every other time when we're like, hey,
802
00:42:44.780 --> 00:42:45.940
let's do cards. I put a one because of a pip.
803
00:42:46.889 --> 00:42:49.030
Let's do cards. Sheep's like, one. We don't need to
804
00:42:49.070 --> 00:42:50.849
talk about this card. Why are we talking about this card?
805
00:42:50.889 --> 00:42:51.489
Let's move on.
806
00:42:51.530 --> 00:42:51.710
Yes.
807
00:42:52.050 --> 00:42:56.050
And now, but this card. He's like, no. This card's
808
00:42:56.070 --> 00:42:56.630
going to get it.
809
00:42:56.630 --> 00:42:59.949
I have a personal hatred of this card.
810
00:43:00.230 --> 00:43:03.659
All right. Ewok, what are you giving it? I gave
811
00:43:03.699 --> 00:43:06.239
it a one. You gave it a one. It's up
812
00:43:06.260 --> 00:43:06.820
to Ewok now.
813
00:43:07.860 --> 00:43:09.559
One. One.
814
00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:15.670
Dazed and Confused. So many opportunities to put fantastic flavor
815
00:43:15.710 --> 00:43:19.150
text on this card, and you fucked it up. No
816
00:43:19.210 --> 00:43:21.429
pip of ember. Play exhaust a creature in each of
817
00:43:21.489 --> 00:43:29.599
its neighbors. Stun two exhausted creatures. Needed, you know. Yeah,
818
00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:31.719
I kind of would like a pip here.
819
00:43:31.780 --> 00:43:38.590
I mean, this is another one of those cards that
820
00:43:38.619 --> 00:43:40.889
you could have lost 10 minutes faster.
821
00:43:42.190 --> 00:43:44.349
But no, you got to tap down my creatures that
822
00:43:44.369 --> 00:43:47.610
do things. So now you'll lose in 30 minutes as
823
00:43:47.690 --> 00:43:53.969
opposed to 15 minutes. Yeah, I put it as a two.
824
00:43:53.989 --> 00:43:56.010
It is a two. It has some effect.
825
00:43:57.110 --> 00:43:58.679
It's not a bad effect, actually.
826
00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:01.260
Yeah, but it's not amazing.
827
00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:03.840
If it had a pip, maybe I'd give it a three.
828
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:07.079
Actually, there are other effects that are similar to this,
829
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:08.960
and this one's a little bit stronger.
830
00:44:10.679 --> 00:44:13.280
Is it because you get to pick the two exhausted creatures?
831
00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:14.889
It doesn't have to be.
832
00:44:14.949 --> 00:44:18.389
Although there is always that potential world where for some
833
00:44:18.429 --> 00:44:19.949
reason you have to stun your own creature.
834
00:44:23.130 --> 00:44:25.010
You can literally discard it for no penalty.
835
00:44:26.190 --> 00:44:28.130
Yeah, but I'm saying if they have only one creature
836
00:44:28.190 --> 00:44:28.530
on board.
837
00:44:30.260 --> 00:44:32.960
Alright, what card is similar but in the same ballpark?
838
00:44:32.980 --> 00:44:34.800
What do we score that?
839
00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:35.360
What else?
840
00:44:35.420 --> 00:44:42.219
There's other exhaust cards. Yeah, Tremors. Tremor's similar. That just stuns.
841
00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:43.219
Doesn't even exhaust.
842
00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:44.539
I thought it exhausted him, too.
843
00:44:45.420 --> 00:44:47.360
Does it? It might not.
844
00:44:47.380 --> 00:44:49.199
I don't know how to spell tremor. I haven't seen
845
00:44:49.260 --> 00:44:55.239
tremor in so long. How do you spell tremor? T-R-E-M-O-R. T-R-E-M-O-R.
846
00:44:56.949 --> 00:44:57.449
Tremor?
847
00:44:57.590 --> 00:45:00.190
What is going on? If you are getting spelling advice
848
00:45:00.269 --> 00:45:06.570
from me, you are doing it wrong. Well, okay. Why
849
00:45:06.590 --> 00:45:08.929
y'all look that up? Well, actually, no. We need scores.
850
00:45:08.949 --> 00:45:10.050
We need scores, too.
851
00:45:10.699 --> 00:45:11.260
Drazkor.
852
00:45:12.420 --> 00:45:12.900
I gave it a 2.
853
00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:14.980
Ewok. Yeah, I'm fine with that.
854
00:45:15.380 --> 00:45:16.900
Alright, sweet.
855
00:45:17.340 --> 00:45:19.960
Dreamcall. Pip of Ember every time you play it.
856
00:45:22.579 --> 00:45:26.650
Stun a creature and each of its neighbors.
857
00:45:26.750 --> 00:45:29.789
Play exhaust a creature for each copy of Dreamcall in
858
00:45:29.809 --> 00:45:34.409
your discard pile. Exhaust another creature and draw a card.
859
00:45:34.429 --> 00:45:39.630
So this is linked rarity. You always get at least 2.
860
00:45:40.139 --> 00:45:42.469
Is it for more or ever?
861
00:45:42.639 --> 00:45:42.889
Yes.
862
00:45:43.329 --> 00:45:46.829
I've always seen it as three. It's at least two.
863
00:45:46.889 --> 00:45:48.210
I've got decks with two.
864
00:45:48.650 --> 00:45:50.590
I have decks with two and I have decks with three.
865
00:45:54.110 --> 00:45:56.489
So take that into account because.
866
00:45:56.510 --> 00:46:01.260
This is filling up slots. Yeah, but you're also getting
867
00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:04.179
ember pips too. You do get to draw.
868
00:46:04.800 --> 00:46:07.940
And you get to draw, but it's draw basically You
869
00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:10.940
have to have one in your discard pile to draw one.
870
00:46:11.860 --> 00:46:15.409
Yeah, so the first card is literally Amber Pip.
871
00:46:15.510 --> 00:46:16.989
Exhausted Creature.
872
00:46:17.030 --> 00:46:19.289
There are nine decks with five.
873
00:46:21.369 --> 00:46:24.070
If you can go for the second one.
874
00:46:25.090 --> 00:46:25.659
Okay.
875
00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:28.960
This is where I think.
876
00:46:29.019 --> 00:46:33.619
That's actually kind of an interesting thought. Except you just
877
00:46:33.639 --> 00:46:35.599
keep going back to the same house, though, because at
878
00:46:35.639 --> 00:46:37.900
a point you're just Exhausting Creature. A bunch of the
879
00:46:37.940 --> 00:46:40.400
same stuff. I don't know. A bunch of pips.
880
00:46:42.420 --> 00:46:43.260
Still a bunch of pips.
881
00:46:44.750 --> 00:46:46.630
But you got it. So when you score this, you
882
00:46:46.650 --> 00:46:47.789
got to think about it because it's going to be
883
00:46:47.829 --> 00:46:49.869
at least two cards in the deck that get the
884
00:46:49.909 --> 00:46:50.469
same score.
885
00:46:53.730 --> 00:46:54.659
I don't know.
886
00:46:54.679 --> 00:46:58.139
Kind of weird one to score and dress for.
887
00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:03.179
Yeah, because I did not. I never implemented that scaling
888
00:47:03.219 --> 00:47:04.480
situation or anything like that.
889
00:47:06.469 --> 00:47:08.760
This scales better, but that's not what you have.
890
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:09.880
Yeah.
891
00:47:10.340 --> 00:47:14.300
It feels okay. Yeah, I don't know if it scales better.
892
00:47:15.159 --> 00:47:17.239
Well, I do.
893
00:47:17.579 --> 00:47:20.550
I think three is better than two, but yes, there
894
00:47:20.610 --> 00:47:22.329
does come a point where it's not.
895
00:47:22.349 --> 00:47:24.829
I actually think there comes a point. I think you won.
896
00:47:25.530 --> 00:47:28.269
Because when you have six, you just keep playing them,
897
00:47:28.309 --> 00:47:30.570
and then you end up with a hand of 12 cards.
898
00:47:31.110 --> 00:47:31.360
Yeah.
899
00:47:32.380 --> 00:47:34.590
And it's super strong. But then you're going to have
900
00:47:34.650 --> 00:47:38.110
a boss next turn. You filter out all of your
901
00:47:38.150 --> 00:47:42.400
fish really quick. Like, that seems really strong. So it
902
00:47:42.460 --> 00:47:45.760
is a scaling thing, I think. But on average, typical
903
00:47:45.780 --> 00:47:47.320
deck's going to be two to three.
904
00:47:48.139 --> 00:47:48.820
That's right.
905
00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:55.090
That card is, on average, it's better. Is it better
906
00:47:55.130 --> 00:47:57.730
than the last card because of the draw? I'm not convinced.
907
00:47:57.809 --> 00:47:58.789
So I think they're twos.
908
00:48:00.289 --> 00:48:02.010
I am okay with doing them two right now.
909
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:04.539
It does have an Amber pip, which is nice, but
910
00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:08.789
I still love it. I do now want to go
911
00:48:09.389 --> 00:48:11.789
try one of these five or six decks and see
912
00:48:11.829 --> 00:48:12.409
how they play.
913
00:48:12.590 --> 00:48:15.610
See what happens. Losing 30 minutes instead of 15. Yeah,
914
00:48:15.849 --> 00:48:16.550
that's cool.
915
00:48:16.809 --> 00:48:17.750
I have it as a three.
916
00:48:17.769 --> 00:48:22.019
All right. Fathom Share.
917
00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:25.000
Pip of Amber. Every time you play it, play capture
918
00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:30.070
half your opponent's Amber rounding down. Distribute among any number
919
00:48:30.429 --> 00:48:33.289
of creatures. Oh wait, there's a friendly in there. We
920
00:48:33.309 --> 00:48:38.090
didn't forget it this time. It almost became a very
921
00:48:38.130 --> 00:48:44.480
good card. Has an amber pip, so that's nice on it.
922
00:48:44.860 --> 00:48:47.760
You're never not gonna play it.
923
00:48:48.900 --> 00:48:49.119
Yeah.
924
00:48:49.739 --> 00:48:50.619
But it's like, it's.
925
00:48:50.559 --> 00:48:54.900
Not There are ways to take advantage of it, but yeah,
926
00:48:54.940 --> 00:48:56.219
but it's, you know, it's not.
927
00:48:56.079 --> 00:48:58.420
As good as the other effects, but it's pretty good.
928
00:48:58.460 --> 00:49:02.179
It's probably, you know, it's semi scaling. Is that, is that,
929
00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:03.530
is this good enough to be a four?
930
00:49:06.070 --> 00:49:10.309
So I had entered it as a three. The community
931
00:49:10.329 --> 00:49:14.780
has clearly thought that was underrated. The community is a 4.3
932
00:49:14.780 --> 00:49:15.380
right now.
933
00:49:15.820 --> 00:49:18.519
I'd give it a 4. With the Umber Pip, I'd
934
00:49:18.539 --> 00:49:19.360
give it a 4, yeah.
935
00:49:23.199 --> 00:49:27.909
It's Crosshouse to get the good effects, right?
936
00:49:28.050 --> 00:49:32.289
Or is Whirlpool on this set?
937
00:49:32.389 --> 00:49:32.530
No.
938
00:49:32.650 --> 00:49:37.369
This is literally Sanctum Capture. It's nice that you can
939
00:49:37.409 --> 00:49:41.269
distribute it amongst... If you have board, which DM typically has,
940
00:49:41.309 --> 00:49:45.030
you can distribute it to other multiple creatures.
941
00:49:45.530 --> 00:49:49.650
But the problem is that it's just delayed to do
942
00:49:49.690 --> 00:49:50.150
anything with.
943
00:49:50.750 --> 00:49:53.559
There's also, at the same time, that you actually have
944
00:49:53.579 --> 00:49:55.599
to have a creature, which you're not guaranteed to have.
945
00:49:56.599 --> 00:49:57.320
Right.
946
00:49:57.860 --> 00:50:00.800
In DM, you're guaranteed to have a creature. Yeah, I
947
00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:03.929
think this is scaling, and it's solid.
948
00:50:04.269 --> 00:50:09.579
Yeah, I'm staying at my four. I'm fine. Four?
949
00:50:10.460 --> 00:50:17.800
Yes, four. Alright, I will update it to four. Hemogryth
950
00:50:18.440 --> 00:50:23.300
to power beast. Play if there are no enemy exhausted creatures.
951
00:50:24.280 --> 00:50:25.340
Your opponent loses two.
952
00:50:31.349 --> 00:50:39.239
So, by the way, this reminds me that I should
953
00:50:39.260 --> 00:50:46.659
have gotten more Vietnamese decks in, in Vietnam because, well,
954
00:50:46.699 --> 00:50:49.130
because I use Google translate on some of these decks
955
00:50:50.050 --> 00:50:55.159
and some of them are hilarious. So this one is, uh,
956
00:50:55.190 --> 00:50:58.690
so the hemogryph is just blood seahorse, which is kind
957
00:50:58.730 --> 00:51:04.030
of fun. Um, you got, uh, here I took, I
958
00:51:04.050 --> 00:51:07.820
took some screenshots. You got the nightmare hedgehog, which is, um,
959
00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:14.460
uh the nightmare urchin that's fun um did i talk
960
00:51:14.480 --> 00:51:16.409
about this on the cast already i don't know did
961
00:51:16.429 --> 00:51:17.739
i talk about no we.
962
00:51:18.909 --> 00:51:21.369
Did talk about the funny translations.
963
00:51:21.690 --> 00:51:28.230
We did okay not each one individually no okay there's
964
00:51:28.250 --> 00:51:35.510
a couple cold stick is the uh cold stick is
965
00:51:35.570 --> 00:51:36.070
the um.
966
00:51:37.539 --> 00:51:40.769
Whatchamacallit. Alright, so what is the Blood Sea Horse getting?
967
00:51:42.630 --> 00:51:45.610
It's interesting, because I have it, my score is a 4,
968
00:51:45.610 --> 00:51:47.809
and that's still where I think this card belongs.
969
00:51:48.309 --> 00:51:51.530
This is a very good card. I think this set
970
00:51:52.070 --> 00:51:59.230
is less impactful in DM, but incredibly impactful cross-set.
971
00:51:59.550 --> 00:52:03.940
As we have learned, people are in serious games of
972
00:52:03.980 --> 00:52:06.909
Key Forge. There are only about three creatures that ever
973
00:52:07.190 --> 00:52:12.969
get kept tapped down because most of the... Most of
974
00:52:12.989 --> 00:52:14.260
the entrenched facts are garbage.
975
00:52:14.659 --> 00:52:16.800
Yeah, you gotta definitely keep grainy taps tapped.
976
00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:20.880
And then there's enough bounce... There's enough bounce in fish
977
00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:22.920
that often, even when you have this, you just bounce
978
00:52:22.940 --> 00:52:26.619
their exhausted creature or do the board clear because.
979
00:52:26.639 --> 00:52:28.369
And you get the two anyways. Yeah, I'm cool with
980
00:52:28.389 --> 00:52:28.610
a four.
981
00:52:28.630 --> 00:52:29.650
And you get the two anyways.
982
00:52:29.929 --> 00:52:30.860
I think he's a four. I.
983
00:52:33.230 --> 00:52:35.530
I definitely have found this to be better than I
984
00:52:35.570 --> 00:52:38.849
originally thought, so I had scored it kind of probably
985
00:52:38.889 --> 00:52:39.369
too low.
986
00:52:40.159 --> 00:52:42.400
Yeah, I thought the community is only at like three.
987
00:52:42.420 --> 00:52:46.119
But yeah, I think this is I originally added a two.
988
00:52:46.139 --> 00:52:47.719
I was ready to update it to a three.
989
00:52:48.730 --> 00:52:52.269
I think this is a solid recursive card.
990
00:52:53.489 --> 00:52:56.070
I have it as a three. I can be talked higher.
991
00:52:56.150 --> 00:53:01.579
I think the play effect, the loss of two, it's solid.
992
00:53:01.940 --> 00:53:06.539
I will say I have legitimately played DM sealed games
993
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:10.199
where when they have unfathomable, I will keep a creature
994
00:53:10.280 --> 00:53:12.420
entrenched just because of this guy.
995
00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:16.079
Because of this little squirrely rascal.
996
00:53:16.920 --> 00:53:18.000
Yeah, because this is a common.
997
00:53:18.019 --> 00:53:25.980
What other cards burn ember like this? Burn a stockpile. No, well, no,
998
00:53:26.000 --> 00:53:26.980
whatever on play.
999
00:53:27.059 --> 00:53:29.760
Like, is there any other play you're going to lose
1000
00:53:29.780 --> 00:53:30.380
to ember?
1001
00:53:31.460 --> 00:53:34.059
Not two, but there's some disc guys that like play
1002
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:34.360
a loser.
1003
00:53:34.429 --> 00:53:35.679
Rock grub is the one.
1004
00:53:35.699 --> 00:53:37.730
That's probably three.
1005
00:53:37.949 --> 00:53:38.090
One.
1006
00:53:38.670 --> 00:53:42.030
Yeah. Rock grub is not. Rock grub is a three.
1007
00:53:42.650 --> 00:53:43.949
It's got that archive ability.
1008
00:53:44.449 --> 00:53:44.710
Yeah.
1009
00:53:45.010 --> 00:53:47.190
You cycle it. I mean, you.
1010
00:53:49.530 --> 00:53:49.809
Know.
1011
00:53:50.590 --> 00:53:52.760
Alright, I'm on board with a four. Let's do it.
1012
00:53:53.030 --> 00:53:55.829
Here we go. Hydrogan.
1013
00:53:58.170 --> 00:53:58.590
Play.
1014
00:53:59.909 --> 00:54:02.090
This is our gigantic and unfathomable.
1015
00:54:04.139 --> 00:54:04.699
Play.
1016
00:54:05.219 --> 00:54:12.460
Put each other creature face up under Hydrogan. After fight,
1017
00:54:13.420 --> 00:54:18.539
after reap, Put a creature from under Hydrogen into play
1018
00:54:18.760 --> 00:54:26.349
under your control. Destroyed. Purge each card under Hydrogen. I
1019
00:54:26.429 --> 00:54:27.429
actually like this guy.
1020
00:54:28.329 --> 00:54:31.210
Yeah, for the giant, this is actually the giant you
1021
00:54:31.269 --> 00:54:32.030
want to see.
1022
00:54:32.369 --> 00:54:34.449
It has.
1023
00:54:36.070 --> 00:54:38.469
No, you still don't want, but I'm saying out of the...
1024
00:54:39.210 --> 00:54:41.190
Out of all the giants, if they're like, you have
1025
00:54:41.230 --> 00:54:46.809
to have one, I would pick this one. Yep. So
1026
00:54:46.829 --> 00:54:48.929
there's a reason to go out and pull up.
1027
00:54:49.989 --> 00:54:53.610
There's three. Maybe there's not. I don't know. The dragon
1028
00:54:53.670 --> 00:54:54.650
one's not terrible either.
1029
00:54:56.230 --> 00:54:57.030
The dragon one?
1030
00:54:58.090 --> 00:54:59.070
Yeah.
1031
00:54:59.150 --> 00:55:01.090
It's the key cost increaser.
1032
00:55:01.159 --> 00:55:01.469
Yeah.
1033
00:55:01.489 --> 00:55:04.840
I think it's.
1034
00:55:04.739 --> 00:55:08.380
Because of the destroyed purge each card under hydrogen.
1035
00:55:08.420 --> 00:55:11.599
That could be super powerful and a reason for your
1036
00:55:11.619 --> 00:55:15.579
opponent not to kill it. And then you get all
1037
00:55:15.739 --> 00:55:16.420
their critters.
1038
00:55:16.539 --> 00:55:19.179
Or it just gets bounced and that doesn't mean anything.
1039
00:55:19.500 --> 00:55:21.860
And then they all go to the discard pile. I mean,
1040
00:55:21.880 --> 00:55:24.500
this is a board clear. It's a two-card board clear.
1041
00:55:25.480 --> 00:55:25.679
Yeah.
1042
00:55:26.260 --> 00:55:28.519
Three-card board clear. Yeah.
1043
00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:30.300
I gave it a three.
1044
00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:33.239
I was going to say, I can let it sit
1045
00:55:33.280 --> 00:55:33.760
at a three.
1046
00:55:34.590 --> 00:55:34.739
Yeah.
1047
00:55:34.780 --> 00:55:35.949
I was going to give it a two. I don't
1048
00:55:35.989 --> 00:55:37.750
know if it was quite that good. It's still three
1049
00:55:37.789 --> 00:55:39.409
cards in my unfathomable deck.
1050
00:55:40.250 --> 00:55:40.590
Yeah.
1051
00:55:40.630 --> 00:55:40.769
Yeah.
1052
00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:44.619
Because this is, again, this is that weird one where
1053
00:55:44.659 --> 00:55:48.400
both halves get the same hole. So are we saying
1054
00:55:48.420 --> 00:55:51.559
this whole thing is worth a six?
1055
00:55:51.579 --> 00:55:57.110
Is it the whole pile is worth six then?
1056
00:55:57.150 --> 00:56:00.690
Each card is worth three. So this is worth six?
1057
00:56:01.690 --> 00:56:05.610
Three plus three plus whatever the search card is. And
1058
00:56:05.690 --> 00:56:08.340
depending on the search card, it varies, right? The crap
1059
00:56:08.429 --> 00:56:12.510
one is crap. The crap one, well, it's bad.
1060
00:56:12.530 --> 00:56:15.530
Yeah, I don't know. I had the set of two.
1061
00:56:16.690 --> 00:56:18.489
Digging up the monster, we have a one.
1062
00:56:18.510 --> 00:56:19.510
Yep.
1063
00:56:19.730 --> 00:56:23.090
Build your champion, we have a two. Okay.
1064
00:56:23.670 --> 00:56:26.769
And then the purge one, I don't know, where's that one?
1065
00:56:28.230 --> 00:56:32.409
Tome of Gigantic has a three.
1066
00:56:32.530 --> 00:56:34.710
Excuse me, I got it at a two. I'm going
1067
00:56:34.730 --> 00:56:36.849
to stick with my two. I'd probably get outvoted, and
1068
00:56:36.869 --> 00:56:47.190
that's fine. Ewok Ewok. Oh, is he in his seven
1069
00:56:47.210 --> 00:56:52.489
and a half minutes? Maybe. Kaipo. If he comes back,
1070
00:56:52.530 --> 00:56:56.909
we'll get his score. No, he's off. Okay, fair enough. Kaipo.
1071
00:56:59.139 --> 00:57:03.079
Five power, one hour taunter. At the end of your turn,
1072
00:57:03.199 --> 00:57:08.900
fully heal each of Kaipo's neighbors. That's a big fish.
1073
00:57:10.050 --> 00:57:13.369
I'm surprised this one isn't entrenched to get that effect.
1074
00:57:13.969 --> 00:57:16.630
No, it's not. It seems random what they do and don't.
1075
00:57:16.949 --> 00:57:18.699
You know, I did it.
1076
00:57:18.730 --> 00:57:24.179
So my power taunter, his healing ability is not. Critical.
1077
00:57:24.260 --> 00:57:26.679
So like what's by power taunters that leaves them in
1078
00:57:26.719 --> 00:57:27.360
the three realm?
1079
00:57:27.900 --> 00:57:28.079
Yeah.
1080
00:57:28.099 --> 00:57:28.280
Yeah.
1081
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:28.719
Three.
1082
00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:32.820
You're saying typo at the five one. You don't think
1083
00:57:32.840 --> 00:57:36.380
the fully heal matters. It can.
1084
00:57:36.579 --> 00:57:38.119
If you put it next to the chosen one, it
1085
00:57:38.619 --> 00:57:39.360
can matter a lot.
1086
00:57:40.389 --> 00:57:44.139
I don't think it's changing its score.
1087
00:57:45.539 --> 00:57:48.099
Okay, I can hear that, but I do think that
1088
00:57:48.139 --> 00:57:58.300
there are some very significant fight effects that are here. Okay.
1089
00:58:02.099 --> 00:58:05.300
I had a typo to three. I think it's fine.
1090
00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:07.900
I don't think it's.
1091
00:58:08.719 --> 00:58:10.480
I don't think I've ever actually seen one in play.
1092
00:58:11.760 --> 00:58:14.539
I've played one. Not too many. I did. So my,
1093
00:58:14.699 --> 00:58:17.719
my ABR, right. You know, it was the captain with
1094
00:58:17.780 --> 00:58:18.539
our sealed pool.
1095
00:58:18.820 --> 00:58:21.940
I took the 12th best deck and my master plan
1096
00:58:22.260 --> 00:58:24.579
was double Kaipo chosen one.
1097
00:58:24.599 --> 00:58:26.670
That was my big play.
1098
00:58:26.690 --> 00:58:32.030
Uh, This is why we're losing, Drez.
1099
00:58:32.050 --> 00:58:37.139
I got both Kaibos ultra early, and the chosen one
1100
00:58:37.179 --> 00:58:38.219
wasn't until the end.
1101
00:58:38.619 --> 00:58:40.519
And you're like, and this is why we suck.
1102
00:58:42.119 --> 00:58:42.519
Yup.
1103
00:58:42.579 --> 00:58:43.400
Okay, Kinu.
1104
00:58:44.440 --> 00:58:45.599
It's Keanu.
1105
00:58:46.840 --> 00:58:47.139
Kinu.
1106
00:58:49.000 --> 00:58:49.280
Yes.
1107
00:58:49.300 --> 00:58:52.519
Let's do it.
1108
00:58:53.219 --> 00:58:57.510
I was waiting on Ewok since he's back. Alright, Kinu,
1109
00:58:57.679 --> 00:58:57.989
or Keanu.
1110
00:58:58.010 --> 00:58:58.280
Keanu.
1111
00:58:59.829 --> 00:59:02.940
I think I think I think I think from the
1112
00:59:02.980 --> 00:59:05.940
deep I've used very, very successfully. I also think that
1113
00:59:06.039 --> 00:59:10.969
keeping it next to what was the other card that
1114
00:59:11.050 --> 00:59:19.780
was there Princess Leilani so if there's some ping damage
1115
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:23.300
but they can't finish her like that's where it can
1116
00:59:23.380 --> 00:59:27.780
really provide some extra protection but anyway yes I don't
1117
00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:29.300
think it raises the card go.
1118
00:59:29.239 --> 00:59:33.039
Ahead Keanu Fish. Two power aqua and he enhances with
1119
00:59:33.079 --> 00:59:36.460
a draw and two plus one power counters. Very exciting.
1120
00:59:37.300 --> 00:59:37.579
Play.
1121
00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:40.019
Choose an enemy creature with no plus one power counters
1122
00:59:40.099 --> 00:59:43.980
on it. Exhaust that creature and each of its neighbors. Yeah.
1123
00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:45.639
I'm thinking I'm back.
1124
00:59:48.780 --> 00:59:53.769
I definitely don't dislike this card. I'm generally happy to
1125
00:59:54.090 --> 00:59:55.269
have one or two in a deck.
1126
00:59:56.090 --> 00:59:58.989
And it's Keanu Reeves. How bad could you be? Or sealed.
1127
00:59:59.840 --> 01:00:01.860
It's good for sealed. Yeah, sure.
1128
01:00:04.460 --> 01:00:06.719
But how good is it? It's still only like a
1129
01:00:06.760 --> 01:00:07.300
three good?
1130
01:00:07.659 --> 01:00:11.889
Yeah. I put it at a three. I gave it
1131
01:00:12.030 --> 01:00:18.110
a three. You know, I almost gave it a four
1132
01:00:18.289 --> 01:00:20.929
to continue the meme, but.
1133
01:00:21.630 --> 01:00:22.409
It's a three.
1134
01:00:22.889 --> 01:00:25.070
I had it as a four, but as I'm looking here,
1135
01:00:25.110 --> 01:00:27.250
I mean, it has the drawn hands and then the
1136
01:00:27.750 --> 01:00:29.690
plus one counters enhance.
1137
01:00:30.550 --> 01:00:30.849
It is.
1138
01:00:30.869 --> 01:00:31.889
What are those damage?
1139
01:00:33.650 --> 01:00:38.480
They're plus one... I think those are plus one.
1140
01:00:38.599 --> 01:00:39.679
Yeah, those are plus one counters.
1141
01:00:40.260 --> 01:00:42.539
Those are plus one. Damages are filled in.
1142
01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:43.659
Yeah.
1143
01:00:46.179 --> 01:00:50.300
I mean, so it targets just enemy creatures, so you're
1144
01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:53.949
never going to go ahead and exhaust your own, but.
1145
01:00:54.650 --> 01:00:55.170
Would you want to?
1146
01:00:55.190 --> 01:00:55.269
No.
1147
01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:02.619
Well, potentially, if it's off-house to be able to key increases.
1148
01:01:02.639 --> 01:01:05.920
Weird Locarian combos? Correct.
1149
01:01:06.320 --> 01:01:08.800
For the most part, the answer is no, because the
1150
01:01:08.860 --> 01:01:11.510
later portion after the period is exhaust that creature and
1151
01:01:11.570 --> 01:01:14.150
each of its neighbors. So, knowing that you're getting a
1152
01:01:14.190 --> 01:01:16.849
draw pip, 2 plus 1 power counters, it's a little
1153
01:01:16.909 --> 01:01:21.329
anti-synergy there with creatures with no plus 1 power counters,
1154
01:01:21.469 --> 01:01:25.539
but you're increasing yours and basically exhausting, essentially.
1155
01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:28.440
two to three.
1156
01:01:28.500 --> 01:01:30.300
I mean, I guess technically if you have one creature
1157
01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:33.489
out on the other side, you'd exhaust one. But this
1158
01:01:33.530 --> 01:01:36.510
can do some work when you're exhausting multiple. I think
1159
01:01:36.570 --> 01:01:38.949
it is better for sealed than Archon, and that's just
1160
01:01:38.989 --> 01:01:40.730
because DM does not hold.
1161
01:01:40.750 --> 01:01:43.849
I think this works okay with your got a sand
1162
01:01:43.889 --> 01:01:44.909
in your eye style deck.
1163
01:01:46.809 --> 01:01:47.730
Good stuff.
1164
01:01:47.789 --> 01:01:51.250
Yeah. But still only like three.
1165
01:01:51.269 --> 01:01:51.369
Yeah.
1166
01:01:51.829 --> 01:01:59.530
Three, three, three, three, three, three, Three? Three is all round. Mine?
1167
01:01:59.550 --> 01:01:59.719
Mine?
1168
01:01:59.820 --> 01:02:06.239
Alright. I think we got three threes. The Knuckler, also,
1169
01:02:06.360 --> 01:02:12.329
aka the Fister. Three power, two damage, or two armor.
1170
01:02:13.150 --> 01:02:18.130
Deploy Entrench. While Knuckler is exhausted, each of its neighbors
1171
01:02:18.170 --> 01:02:19.489
get plus two armor.
1172
01:02:20.989 --> 01:02:24.900
That's exactly one of those effects that, like, why.
1173
01:02:26.269 --> 01:02:30.309
I mean, I know. There's going to get dumb. There
1174
01:02:30.449 --> 01:02:33.349
are scenarios where you're like, oh, my really good guy.
1175
01:02:33.829 --> 01:02:36.170
This nine power guy you guys keep talking about. Oh,
1176
01:02:36.170 --> 01:02:39.610
now he takes two less damage. Like, sure. Sure. But
1177
01:02:39.929 --> 01:02:44.190
in general, this is a card I dislike in a deck.
1178
01:02:44.469 --> 01:02:46.969
Outside of that, he does generally stick around to reap
1179
01:02:47.030 --> 01:02:48.340
because he's pretty pointless.
1180
01:02:49.409 --> 01:02:49.699
Yeah.
1181
01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:51.510
Which is why I gave him a one.
1182
01:02:51.619 --> 01:02:52.460
And he is a little tough.
1183
01:02:53.260 --> 01:02:54.039
A little tough.
1184
01:02:54.119 --> 01:02:54.800
He's the fister.
1185
01:02:58.349 --> 01:03:02.389
It's interesting. Is he worth a 2 or no? He's
1186
01:03:02.409 --> 01:03:05.409
just a 1. You give him a 2. He probably
1187
01:03:05.429 --> 01:03:06.130
tips for a buck.
1188
01:03:07.469 --> 01:03:07.690
Nope.
1189
01:03:07.929 --> 01:03:10.760
I dislike him that much. 1.
1190
01:03:10.760 --> 01:03:12.719
I'm between a 1 and a 2. I don't care.
1191
01:03:12.739 --> 01:03:17.239
I was cool with a 2. I've played him. He's
1192
01:03:17.300 --> 01:03:18.139
stuck on my board.
1193
01:03:20.239 --> 01:03:25.579
And that's in Sealed. In Archon, he's just a damn chain,
1194
01:03:25.599 --> 01:03:27.070
so make him a 1.
1195
01:03:27.070 --> 01:03:30.750
Yeah, you're right. I guess he's also a target. He's
1196
01:03:30.789 --> 01:03:33.909
also a good Trench target, so... Fine.
1197
01:03:34.789 --> 01:03:35.650
He's a trash target.
1198
01:03:36.070 --> 01:03:42.530
Malina, 4 power Aquan and Trench. When Malina is exhausted,
1199
01:03:43.750 --> 01:03:47.090
your opponents can't play creatures more powerful than the most
1200
01:03:47.250 --> 01:03:48.929
powerful creature in play.
1201
01:03:51.739 --> 01:03:55.539
Yeah and she already starts at four I've rarely seen
1202
01:03:55.559 --> 01:03:58.800
this do anything this is another.
1203
01:03:58.719 --> 01:04:02.429
One and it's both sides right so it's like it's
1204
01:04:02.469 --> 01:04:04.849
not yours or theirs it's like oh.
1205
01:04:04.730 --> 01:04:07.670
Yeah so if they already got their one six power
1206
01:04:07.710 --> 01:04:08.469
creature down it.
1207
01:04:08.449 --> 01:04:13.710
Doesn't matter yeah and I've definitely seen this out and
1208
01:04:13.750 --> 01:04:15.710
they don't have what do you mean it's both sides.
1209
01:04:17.050 --> 01:04:20.130
You look at both sides to find most powerful oh
1210
01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:21.510
yeah fine yeah.
1211
01:04:21.949 --> 01:04:25.650
While Molina is exhausted, your opponent cannot play creatures more
1212
01:04:25.690 --> 01:04:27.510
powerful than the most powerful creature in play.
1213
01:04:27.550 --> 01:04:29.289
Yes, so you are checking both sides.
1214
01:04:29.989 --> 01:04:34.400
So I've definitely played this card, and my opponent had
1215
01:04:34.440 --> 01:04:37.039
no board, and I just had this card. I was like,
1216
01:04:37.400 --> 01:04:41.039
all right, they got some beefy.
1217
01:04:40.360 --> 01:04:43.889
Guys I don't want to deal with. Yeah, which isn't
1218
01:04:43.929 --> 01:04:46.309
that great. But then he played a Remi Hound.
1219
01:04:47.750 --> 01:04:48.150
Exhausted.
1220
01:04:48.190 --> 01:04:52.960
Exhausted. they played some four power creature or three power
1221
01:04:53.000 --> 01:04:55.659
creature played a Remy Hound so now that creature is
1222
01:04:55.699 --> 01:04:58.769
like seven power and then they put out some stuff
1223
01:04:59.050 --> 01:05:01.969
and I was like this sounds so dumb I can
1224
01:05:02.010 --> 01:05:05.630
never use it I added two originally I'm moving them
1225
01:05:05.650 --> 01:05:07.530
down to a one.
1226
01:05:07.309 --> 01:05:10.610
I would probably rather have a Canuckler than a Molina
1227
01:05:11.349 --> 01:05:13.969
yeah his name is Phil the Fister.
1228
01:05:16.030 --> 01:05:22.909
Paralysis Sinan Three power beast. After Reap, Stun and Rage
1229
01:05:23.050 --> 01:05:26.550
and Exhaust a creature. He is not awful. He dies
1230
01:05:26.590 --> 01:05:27.090
a lot, though.
1231
01:05:28.170 --> 01:05:30.429
Yeah, but it's a solid Reap effect.
1232
01:05:30.730 --> 01:05:34.889
It's a very solid Reap effect. I give him a three.
1233
01:05:36.019 --> 01:05:40.719
Stun and Rage and Exhaust. So now he's got it
1234
01:05:41.059 --> 01:05:45.039
ready for at least two turns, and you're probably putting them,
1235
01:05:45.500 --> 01:05:49.389
and they're probably not coming back. to get rid of the...
1236
01:05:49.949 --> 01:05:51.769
They got a ready, so that's a dead turn if
1237
01:05:51.809 --> 01:05:52.469
they wanted to go to the house.
1238
01:05:52.489 --> 01:05:54.050
I feel like this guy only dies when he's the
1239
01:05:54.090 --> 01:05:58.570
convenience target when I'm playing against him, though. Yeah, you
1240
01:05:58.630 --> 01:06:01.340
kill him before the knuckler or the Molina, but I
1241
01:06:01.360 --> 01:06:01.840
don't think he's.
1242
01:06:02.280 --> 01:06:04.030
Well, you put the knuckler next to him. That way
1243
01:06:04.050 --> 01:06:06.340
he has plus two armor. Now he's a three, too.
1244
01:06:06.820 --> 01:06:08.719
No, he doesn't, because you ready the knuckler.
1245
01:06:09.300 --> 01:06:13.239
Yeah, so this is a common, but what you have
1246
01:06:13.280 --> 01:06:16.800
to realize with this, okay, slow to be able to reap,
1247
01:06:17.510 --> 01:06:22.190
sure it's common but if you go ahead and wipe
1248
01:06:22.289 --> 01:06:26.110
their side you're not reaping with them because you stun
1249
01:06:26.150 --> 01:06:29.349
and rage and exhaust a creature meaning if they don't
1250
01:06:29.389 --> 01:06:33.489
have a creature you stun and enrage and exhaust yourself.
1251
01:06:34.489 --> 01:06:39.829
Yeah and yes that has been seen yeah.
1252
01:06:38.309 --> 01:06:42.789
I guess just i mean but like then don't do it.
1253
01:06:43.989 --> 01:06:47.420
Then you don't reap So you're just sitting there. You
1254
01:06:47.460 --> 01:06:49.679
don't reap. You don't fight because they don't have a board.
1255
01:06:49.699 --> 01:06:51.320
Don't go into fish.
1256
01:06:53.590 --> 01:06:55.630
Okay. Okay. So what is he?
1257
01:06:55.650 --> 01:06:55.929
A two?
1258
01:06:55.989 --> 01:06:58.210
A three? I have him as.
1259
01:06:58.190 --> 01:07:00.969
A two still with the stun and rage and exhaust,
1260
01:07:01.010 --> 01:07:01.690
but it is.
1261
01:07:01.710 --> 01:07:05.230
I think if you're like, I'm going to pivot and
1262
01:07:05.250 --> 01:07:08.070
I got a stun and rage and exhaust, you could
1263
01:07:08.090 --> 01:07:11.150
literally be doing anything else. I mean, I guess if
1264
01:07:11.190 --> 01:07:14.909
you have a handful of fish and you're forced into fish...
1265
01:07:15.829 --> 01:07:16.909
I don't know. I put him at a three. I
1266
01:07:16.949 --> 01:07:22.039
think he is... He might be on the upper echelon
1267
01:07:22.380 --> 01:07:26.500
of new creatures. Besides Kinu. I think Kinu might be
1268
01:07:26.539 --> 01:07:27.400
the best new creature.
1269
01:07:27.900 --> 01:07:29.699
Now we're about to get a better creature in the
1270
01:07:29.760 --> 01:07:30.619
next one we look at.
1271
01:07:30.659 --> 01:07:35.570
Princess Leilani? Yeah. Have you guys had... Okay. Princess Leilani.
1272
01:07:35.769 --> 01:07:36.969
That's a goddamn witch.
1273
01:07:37.969 --> 01:07:40.230
I mean, it is. She could be a problem, for sure.
1274
01:07:40.730 --> 01:07:43.829
After Reap, Exhaust an Enemy Creature. If you do, ready
1275
01:07:43.869 --> 01:07:45.230
a non-priest creature.
1276
01:07:46.539 --> 01:07:47.900
I mean, you want to talk about the guy who
1277
01:07:47.920 --> 01:07:50.539
works with your 30 power cheese ball or even with
1278
01:07:50.619 --> 01:07:53.860
a perilous sign in and that thing gets to reap twice.
1279
01:07:54.119 --> 01:07:54.880
Now you really are.
1280
01:07:54.920 --> 01:07:56.460
Now we're cooking with gas.
1281
01:07:57.179 --> 01:07:57.320
Yeah.
1282
01:07:57.340 --> 01:07:59.719
You're cooking with gas when you got Leilani's down.
1283
01:08:00.340 --> 01:08:03.699
Yes. And with common, you can see multiples.
1284
01:08:04.800 --> 01:08:07.340
Yep. So they can't read each other.
1285
01:08:07.840 --> 01:08:09.530
But Leilani to me is a fork.
1286
01:08:11.429 --> 01:08:14.889
She might be because she's definitely something you have to
1287
01:08:14.909 --> 01:08:16.130
deal with where it can get out of hand.
1288
01:08:17.270 --> 01:08:20.630
She is a witch. The issue comes that.
1289
01:08:22.109 --> 01:08:24.609
It's not on play. So you're going to have a
1290
01:08:24.649 --> 01:08:27.289
turn to respond. But yes, she is a witch. I
1291
01:08:27.310 --> 01:08:30.899
think she's very good. I had it as a four.
1292
01:08:31.880 --> 01:08:32.100
Four?
1293
01:08:32.239 --> 01:08:34.859
I can get out of board with a four. I
1294
01:08:34.899 --> 01:08:37.079
originally had it at a three. I thought those two
1295
01:08:37.119 --> 01:08:37.640
were very good.
1296
01:08:37.659 --> 01:08:40.720
I did originally two, but she's definitely good.
1297
01:08:40.739 --> 01:08:43.319
I can understand how it can get out of hand. Yes,
1298
01:08:43.500 --> 01:08:47.850
I get it. Sand in your eye. Exhaust a creature.
1299
01:08:48.630 --> 01:08:52.989
Draw a card for each exhausted creature. Destroy each exhausted creature.
1300
01:08:53.989 --> 01:08:55.250
Including your own.
1301
01:08:57.229 --> 01:08:59.609
Yeah, and it's on both sides.
1302
01:08:59.649 --> 01:09:03.539
Clearly. sides.
1303
01:09:03.760 --> 01:09:06.779
I had my scored on fathomable cards in the past,
1304
01:09:07.300 --> 01:09:09.100
and the only thing that I like about this so
1305
01:09:09.119 --> 01:09:11.979
far is every time I'm like, I think it should
1306
01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:13.439
be this. I wonder what other people like. I go
1307
01:09:13.500 --> 01:09:15.159
and I look and my score was already set at
1308
01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:16.319
exactly what I think it should be.
1309
01:09:16.829 --> 01:09:18.170
Oh, what did you think it should be? What was
1310
01:09:18.210 --> 01:09:18.949
my score set at?
1311
01:09:20.119 --> 01:09:22.909
Well, I have this set as a five. I think
1312
01:09:23.409 --> 01:09:27.130
this is one of the defining cards in a good
1313
01:09:27.210 --> 01:09:29.130
fish house.
1314
01:09:29.550 --> 01:09:29.949
I agree.
1315
01:09:30.430 --> 01:09:33.289
I originally had this at four, but I've played this
1316
01:09:33.329 --> 01:09:36.619
a few times and it has been pretty clutch. So
1317
01:09:38.060 --> 01:09:39.300
I think I need to upgrade this one.
1318
01:09:40.340 --> 01:09:41.020
I have it as a.
1319
01:09:41.880 --> 01:09:44.859
Go ahead. If you say four, we both have it
1320
01:09:44.880 --> 01:09:45.260
as four?
1321
01:09:46.260 --> 01:09:47.420
No, I have it as a five.
1322
01:09:47.439 --> 01:09:50.329
You have it as a five, too. I never found
1323
01:09:50.350 --> 01:09:52.640
the clutch moment in sand in your eye. I had
1324
01:09:52.680 --> 01:09:53.300
it as a four.
1325
01:09:54.979 --> 01:09:57.020
This is actually a chance.
1326
01:09:58.220 --> 01:10:01.840
You've also only ever played sealed where you don't have
1327
01:10:03.260 --> 01:10:07.430
a house that actually works with it really well. And
1328
01:10:07.770 --> 01:10:10.649
on its own, if you have no other exhaust in
1329
01:10:10.710 --> 01:10:13.250
your fish house and this is your only card with exhausting,
1330
01:10:13.270 --> 01:10:15.670
then this is a two. This is a nothing card.
1331
01:10:16.409 --> 01:10:16.630
Right?
1332
01:10:17.619 --> 01:10:21.159
It doesn't really do much. It exhausts and kills one creature,
1333
01:10:21.479 --> 01:10:25.689
or maybe because you have all one-value Canucklers, you actually
1334
01:10:25.699 --> 01:10:28.010
play all your Canucklers and then kill them all.
1335
01:10:28.149 --> 01:10:29.529
Draw them up, draw a bunch of cards.
1336
01:10:31.350 --> 01:10:34.310
I've seen that happen quite a few times, but I
1337
01:10:34.869 --> 01:10:38.510
think this card is very cool.
1338
01:10:39.720 --> 01:10:40.659
Yeah, that's good.
1339
01:10:40.720 --> 01:10:42.579
Can be a very one-sided board wipe.
1340
01:10:42.760 --> 01:10:45.350
You guys all think it's a five and ask what's up.
1341
01:10:45.710 --> 01:10:47.149
We'll go with five.
1342
01:10:47.210 --> 01:10:49.569
There's the put a creature on the bottom of your
1343
01:10:49.590 --> 01:10:52.590
deck and exhaust three guys. Card is in this set.
1344
01:10:52.890 --> 01:10:53.989
Keen is in this set.
1345
01:10:54.289 --> 01:10:56.390
Keen is in set. Dream calls there.
1346
01:10:56.409 --> 01:10:59.020
Yeah, so there's quite a bit of exhaust where you
1347
01:10:59.029 --> 01:11:01.399
then get to really rub some sand in their eyes.
1348
01:11:01.720 --> 01:11:02.680
And that's a big fish.
1349
01:11:03.500 --> 01:11:06.939
And there is something about just playing some of those
1350
01:11:07.100 --> 01:11:11.479
dead knucklers... Things that you don't care about in order
1351
01:11:11.500 --> 01:11:13.060
to get another card.
1352
01:11:13.319 --> 01:11:15.159
Well, we got three fives and a four, so I
1353
01:11:15.180 --> 01:11:15.859
think we're okay.
1354
01:11:16.520 --> 01:11:16.880
Doing all right.
1355
01:11:16.899 --> 01:11:18.439
And we can talk about another one of these cards
1356
01:11:18.479 --> 01:11:20.279
where sometimes you just don't care.
1357
01:11:20.739 --> 01:11:27.279
Siphon Maw. AKA Ham Suction. It's what?
1358
01:11:27.300 --> 01:11:27.960
Ham Suction?
1359
01:11:28.779 --> 01:11:31.239
Ham Suction. That's what the Vietnamese translation of this is.
1360
01:11:31.399 --> 01:11:34.689
Ham Suction. Okay. I'm like, I'm not seeing any ham
1361
01:11:34.729 --> 01:11:40.489
suction in this picture. Four power vehicle. Discard the top
1362
01:11:40.550 --> 01:11:44.329
card of a player's deck for each bonus icon on
1363
01:11:44.350 --> 01:11:46.369
the discarded card. Your opponent loses one.
1364
01:11:49.010 --> 01:11:51.670
That's actually not a terrible reap effect, but it's sure
1365
01:11:51.710 --> 01:11:54.369
not trustworthy. If this is your plan.
1366
01:11:54.840 --> 01:11:59.619
If I'm going up against any set besides DM, this
1367
01:11:59.720 --> 01:12:01.079
could be devastating.
1368
01:12:03.239 --> 01:12:04.649
I mean, DM has plenty of pips.
1369
01:12:05.050 --> 01:12:06.710
It's got plenty of pips, but man.
1370
01:12:07.350 --> 01:12:11.710
Plenty of bonus icons. Because even power icons are bonus icons.
1371
01:12:11.789 --> 01:12:15.590
I still have never had the three of these that
1372
01:12:15.649 --> 01:12:17.909
I end up with in a deck be meaningful, though.
1373
01:12:17.930 --> 01:12:18.510
So this card is.
1374
01:12:18.510 --> 01:12:19.470
This is also true.
1375
01:12:21.210 --> 01:12:23.909
Like, I just don't know where it.
1376
01:12:25.810 --> 01:12:29.109
So I originally had those at a two, but I
1377
01:12:29.210 --> 01:12:31.770
wonder if it should be a three, because I've definitely
1378
01:12:31.810 --> 01:12:37.369
felt like This has had an impact over other cards,
1379
01:12:37.430 --> 01:12:40.409
and now I'm happy to see this over a lot
1380
01:12:40.449 --> 01:12:42.430
of the other Unfathomable cards.
1381
01:12:43.170 --> 01:12:45.810
Now, I might be wrong, too, and here's been my
1382
01:12:45.890 --> 01:12:51.149
experience with Unfathomable on this set. I don't find myself
1383
01:12:51.289 --> 01:12:56.520
coming back much to them to then use them. Like,
1384
01:12:56.569 --> 01:12:59.579
they get out of my hand, and then I might
1385
01:12:59.680 --> 01:13:02.039
use them as that utility house, because a lot of
1386
01:13:02.060 --> 01:13:02.840
them stick around.
1387
01:13:03.649 --> 01:13:07.770
This is another non-priest. Oh, you know, your Leelani's work
1388
01:13:07.810 --> 01:13:08.750
well with Psychomus.
1389
01:13:08.789 --> 01:13:09.770
You can do it again, yes.
1390
01:13:09.789 --> 01:13:12.430
I agree with what you're saying, because a lot of
1391
01:13:12.470 --> 01:13:16.939
the time, the collection of creatures you are playing with
1392
01:13:17.140 --> 01:13:22.279
include a kinu or two, some knucklers, you know, your hemogryph.
1393
01:13:23.039 --> 01:13:24.560
So there's no reason to come back to the house
1394
01:13:24.579 --> 01:13:24.819
to use it.
1395
01:13:24.819 --> 01:13:27.739
They're just reaping for nothing, so yeah, you're not reaping
1396
01:13:27.800 --> 01:13:28.159
with no bonus.
1397
01:13:28.180 --> 01:13:28.659
Yeah, it's weird.
1398
01:13:30.199 --> 01:13:32.140
I'm with you. There's a lot of time, which is
1399
01:13:32.180 --> 01:13:34.140
also why we were saying you end up just sand-denying
1400
01:13:34.199 --> 01:13:36.079
your own fish, because you're like, I don't really care
1401
01:13:36.100 --> 01:13:39.100
if these are on the board after I've played them. Which,
1402
01:13:39.579 --> 01:13:42.239
when you're only good creature is Siphon Maw, you're never
1403
01:13:42.279 --> 01:13:43.140
going to come back for it.
1404
01:13:43.979 --> 01:13:44.159
Right.
1405
01:13:45.460 --> 01:13:48.180
Right. I agree.
1406
01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:50.970
I'm in the same boat. I have yet to have
1407
01:13:51.100 --> 01:13:56.109
value with Siphon Maw. I have had Leelani value. But
1408
01:13:56.149 --> 01:14:00.729
I can understand how it combines with some other creatures
1409
01:14:00.779 --> 01:14:04.689
to be okay because it is on board creature or
1410
01:14:04.869 --> 01:14:07.369
on board amber control which means you can actually stay
1411
01:14:07.390 --> 01:14:12.090
in the house potentially which lets me say it could
1412
01:14:12.109 --> 01:14:14.810
be a 3 instead of a 2 that's where I
1413
01:14:14.810 --> 01:14:18.130
get it in my 2 plus world where are you
1414
01:14:18.149 --> 01:14:19.149
at Ewok.
1415
01:14:20.470 --> 01:14:23.329
For siphon maul I have it as I think it
1416
01:14:23.369 --> 01:14:24.949
is between a 2 and a 3 but I have
1417
01:14:24.989 --> 01:14:26.909
it at a 2 I can't go.
1418
01:14:26.789 --> 01:14:31.010
To a 3 fair enough The community has a 2.5.
1419
01:14:31.010 --> 01:14:38.819
I think the community....
1420
01:14:35.909 --> 01:14:38.409
But I think that's where the community... I think that's appropriate.
1421
01:14:38.470 --> 01:14:41.800
I just can't go to the 3 yet. Splat.
1422
01:14:42.189 --> 01:14:45.800
Slap, dash, enamel. I guess I'm leaving it at a
1423
01:14:45.800 --> 01:14:50.720
2 for the moment. Because I'm not changing it. Slap, dash,
1424
01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:55.460
enamel is an artifact item. At the start of your turn,
1425
01:14:55.520 --> 01:14:59.760
destroy each card with a corrosion counter on it. action,
1426
01:14:59.779 --> 01:15:03.100
put a corrosion counter on a card in play. This
1427
01:15:03.199 --> 01:15:05.239
is a slightly better wretched doll.
1428
01:15:07.300 --> 01:15:07.899
No?
1429
01:15:07.960 --> 01:15:11.430
This is way better. A thousand times better?
1430
01:15:11.470 --> 01:15:11.590
Why?
1431
01:15:11.600 --> 01:15:14.399
Because you can choose any card? Because you don't need
1432
01:15:14.430 --> 01:15:16.829
to activate it twice to kill something, and you can
1433
01:15:16.869 --> 01:15:19.189
kill artifacts. You do need to activate it twice. No,
1434
01:15:19.649 --> 01:15:22.489
you activate it once, it marks it, and then it's
1435
01:15:22.510 --> 01:15:24.430
just a thing. You don't have to come back, it
1436
01:15:24.449 --> 01:15:27.670
just starts in your turn. Fine. Fine, fine, fine.
1437
01:15:28.399 --> 01:15:32.340
And it's also start of turn, which means it happens before...
1438
01:15:31.800 --> 01:15:34.579
Forge a key step.
1439
01:15:34.659 --> 01:15:37.779
I guess I can destroy that universe and lock down
1440
01:15:37.819 --> 01:15:40.739
or whatever it is. Plus three key thing.
1441
01:15:41.079 --> 01:15:44.399
This is a better card, but it is still.
1442
01:15:44.760 --> 01:15:45.380
Slow.
1443
01:15:45.399 --> 01:15:45.659
Slow.
1444
01:15:45.960 --> 01:15:50.069
Unbearably slow. It is traditional artifact slow.
1445
01:15:50.409 --> 01:15:52.689
So if Wretched Doll was a zero, this is a one?
1446
01:15:53.590 --> 01:15:54.010
This is a four.
1447
01:15:54.029 --> 01:15:55.770
No, this is still a three or a four, yeah.
1448
01:15:56.050 --> 01:15:58.270
Three or a four? This is a four. I like
1449
01:15:58.310 --> 01:15:58.689
this a lot.
1450
01:15:58.710 --> 01:16:02.649
This this and half the decks you open this in.
1451
01:16:02.949 --> 01:16:07.529
This is the only hard are you have this true?
1452
01:16:07.550 --> 01:16:12.609
And just keeps going every time. Oh, right.
1453
01:16:12.770 --> 01:16:15.890
If they got awarded, you don't have to activate it.
1454
01:16:15.899 --> 01:16:18.340
It'll it'll take an extra turn, but it'll eventually kill it.
1455
01:16:18.579 --> 01:16:21.880
It's like there it it it does stuff.
1456
01:16:23.189 --> 01:16:25.989
It is. It's again kind of that downside we were
1457
01:16:26.029 --> 01:16:27.989
talking about with some of the others. Don't come back
1458
01:16:28.010 --> 01:16:31.510
to the house that often to use the card. But
1459
01:16:31.689 --> 01:16:33.449
it's pretty good. Okay.
1460
01:16:34.640 --> 01:16:36.949
I mean, if you're split between houses, I would pick
1461
01:16:37.460 --> 01:16:40.460
Unfath maybe because I can use this again.
1462
01:16:40.760 --> 01:16:42.619
Because it's good removal.
1463
01:16:43.739 --> 01:16:44.560
Alright.
1464
01:16:47.140 --> 01:16:49.800
Okay, I'll go with whatever you guys pick. You know
1465
01:16:49.859 --> 01:16:58.250
I hate artifacts to begin with, so Upgrades? Oh, we're
1466
01:16:58.270 --> 01:16:59.970
getting there. Let's score this one first.
1467
01:16:59.989 --> 01:17:01.340
Slapdash I had it as a four.
1468
01:17:01.920 --> 01:17:05.420
I could be talked into a three because of how
1469
01:17:05.520 --> 01:17:08.060
slow it is, but I had it as a four.
1470
01:17:08.479 --> 01:17:10.779
Four as it is.
1471
01:17:11.260 --> 01:17:14.979
Star Patch. I did not know this card existed, nor
1472
01:17:15.470 --> 01:17:18.029
have I think I ever seen it. You get a
1473
01:17:18.050 --> 01:17:21.069
Pippa member every time you play it, and house enhanced
1474
01:17:21.130 --> 01:17:25.250
by two. This creature gains at the start of your
1475
01:17:25.289 --> 01:17:29.590
turn if this creature is exhausted. Purge another creature that
1476
01:17:29.689 --> 01:17:33.909
shares a house with it. This could be cool and
1477
01:17:34.029 --> 01:17:35.750
also all the way horrible.
1478
01:17:38.350 --> 01:17:41.189
Sharing houses is an interesting thing with this.
1479
01:17:41.560 --> 01:17:47.199
You have to share a house. No.
1480
01:17:47.659 --> 01:17:50.239
But it is double house enhance. I guess I don't
1481
01:17:50.260 --> 01:17:51.560
know if I've ever actually played with this.
1482
01:17:52.510 --> 01:17:52.989
I play this.
1483
01:17:53.010 --> 01:17:55.989
I didn't know this card existed until this... I learned
1484
01:17:56.029 --> 01:17:59.829
this card was a real card printed, like, today.
1485
01:18:01.289 --> 01:18:03.210
So this... Go ahead, Dre.
1486
01:18:03.250 --> 01:18:05.449
If you share a house, you can play it on
1487
01:18:05.470 --> 01:18:08.210
your own. Yeah, but you have to put it on
1488
01:18:08.229 --> 01:18:11.729
an intrepid boy. Otherwise, it never does anything.
1489
01:18:12.609 --> 01:18:14.550
Yeah. Or you can play it on theirs, and then
1490
01:18:14.569 --> 01:18:16.210
they have to pop stuff.
1491
01:18:16.770 --> 01:18:17.279
You can go.
1492
01:18:18.250 --> 01:18:19.829
What it kind of works in that house, you put
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01:18:19.850 --> 01:18:21.970
it on theirs and then you exhaust their creature, so
1494
01:18:22.010 --> 01:18:22.810
it is exhausted at.
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01:18:22.789 --> 01:18:23.550
The beginning of their turn.
1496
01:18:23.569 --> 01:18:26.869
They have to kill in theory another friendly creature because
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01:18:26.909 --> 01:18:27.670
you're choosing.
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01:18:28.069 --> 01:18:35.000
This works great on snapper dens. For purging your own dinosaurs?
1499
01:18:35.239 --> 01:18:36.380
Your own dragosaurs?
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01:18:37.180 --> 01:18:40.020
Who's playing dragons in 2026?
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01:18:40.020 --> 01:18:42.560
Well, I mean, that's... So you put this on their
1502
01:18:42.600 --> 01:18:43.399
snapper den, yep.
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01:18:43.579 --> 01:18:45.060
And now they gotta kill all their dragons.
1504
01:18:45.399 --> 01:18:46.710
I mean, I think this is.
1505
01:18:47.510 --> 01:18:49.369
And maybe I have that dumb dragon. It's the two
1506
01:18:49.390 --> 01:18:49.909
house enhancers.
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01:18:50.500 --> 01:18:52.600
Which leaves it in the four.
1508
01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:59.170
Yep, it's a four. Maybe it's gotta kill that dumb
1509
01:18:59.229 --> 01:19:01.810
dragon that goes on my side of the board that
1510
01:19:01.829 --> 01:19:03.909
deals one damage to each of my creatures after an
1511
01:19:04.109 --> 01:19:08.270
action's done. Fucking, I hate that card so much. I
1512
01:19:08.310 --> 01:19:09.449
hate that card so much.
1513
01:19:10.659 --> 01:19:14.720
Notice that it's not destroy. It is purge.
1514
01:19:15.220 --> 01:19:23.020
Get gone. Alright, last card. Rounding out the fish. Tsunami.
1515
01:19:23.399 --> 01:19:26.279
One pip of ember every time you play it. Deal
1516
01:19:26.319 --> 01:19:29.050
four damage to each ready creature.
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01:19:30.649 --> 01:19:34.630
Solid card. You like to see these?
1518
01:19:34.670 --> 01:19:38.789
Mostly because C is really lacking in DM, and so
1519
01:19:39.560 --> 01:19:43.399
That's where the Hydrogen, I think, actually goes up. The
1520
01:19:43.439 --> 01:19:47.039
Hydrogen goes up because of what it can have as
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01:19:47.079 --> 01:19:52.560
an impact. I think that looking here, Tsunami plays very,
1522
01:19:52.579 --> 01:19:56.399
very well. You also get a chance to determine the
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01:19:56.439 --> 01:20:02.130
timing of it. So if you're playing creatures in Unfathomable, one,
1524
01:20:02.149 --> 01:20:04.310
you can play it first, or you can go ahead
1525
01:20:04.649 --> 01:20:09.680
and just play them They're exhausted, so it doesn't get
1526
01:20:09.760 --> 01:20:10.340
the damage.
1527
01:20:11.319 --> 01:20:15.239
Yeah, but you can even use your own exhaust effects
1528
01:20:15.430 --> 01:20:17.039
on some of your cards to.
1529
01:20:16.819 --> 01:20:19.250
Correct to exhaust your own card. Yes.
1530
01:20:19.630 --> 01:20:24.430
Oh, man, I got an exhaust on an enrage my guy.
1531
01:20:24.470 --> 01:20:26.729
That may not be the best choice, but doing it.
1532
01:20:26.750 --> 01:20:27.220
Got it.
1533
01:20:27.529 --> 01:20:31.670
Yeah, I think it can be a trap, though, because
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01:20:31.710 --> 01:20:32.409
of that amber pip.
1535
01:20:32.449 --> 01:20:34.590
I've seen people play it and you got to be careful.
1536
01:20:35.090 --> 01:20:38.060
And kill too many of your own.
1537
01:20:38.159 --> 01:20:41.180
I do see that as being part of that ideal
1538
01:20:42.340 --> 01:20:48.489
Leilani 30 power guy siphon maw kind of deck.
1539
01:20:52.109 --> 01:20:52.630
Sure.
1540
01:20:52.770 --> 01:20:55.569
Then the zombies are good because then you're going back
1541
01:20:55.630 --> 01:20:58.010
into fish and you exhaust all your things and you
1542
01:20:58.090 --> 01:21:00.300
kill all of their stuff so they can't answer you
1543
01:21:00.359 --> 01:21:01.060
and you just get.
1544
01:21:00.939 --> 01:21:04.680
To Man, this fish pod that you guys keep talking
1545
01:21:04.720 --> 01:21:06.960
about is awesome. Why don't I ever see it in
1546
01:21:07.119 --> 01:21:07.560
the set?
1547
01:21:08.420 --> 01:21:10.760
Because you don't open DM decks.
1548
01:21:12.060 --> 01:21:16.699
I got a lot still. I can't. I am more
1549
01:21:16.720 --> 01:21:17.479
than halfway through.
1550
01:21:17.500 --> 01:21:24.199
I actually opened today when I went to the store.
1551
01:21:24.220 --> 01:21:26.800
I actually opened some pretty solid.
1552
01:21:28.020 --> 01:21:30.199
Now we got enough power through our existing cards.
1553
01:21:31.390 --> 01:21:32.970
Yeah, I'm going to go.
1554
01:21:34.800 --> 01:21:36.029
Yeah, that's where I had it.
1555
01:21:36.739 --> 01:21:36.960
Yeah.
1556
01:21:37.100 --> 01:21:37.359
All right.
1557
01:21:38.539 --> 01:21:40.920
I will say not a good card by any mean,
1558
01:21:40.979 --> 01:21:43.760
but I'm still a little scarred from Tuesday with my
1559
01:21:43.819 --> 01:21:47.609
really crummy 61 says DM deck. I played weak link
1560
01:21:48.369 --> 01:21:51.229
and that is this creature gains. It's an upgrade. While
1561
01:21:51.270 --> 01:21:54.390
this creature is exhausted, your keys cost plus six. And
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01:21:54.470 --> 01:21:58.029
as a result. That is why the game with Perfect
1563
01:21:58.090 --> 01:22:02.109
went way, way, way so long. Because I played it
1564
01:22:02.170 --> 01:22:03.010
on his creature.
1565
01:22:03.050 --> 01:22:03.970
That's the reason.
1566
01:22:04.149 --> 01:22:07.850
And he old switcherooed and then had Figgy Rod and
1567
01:22:07.909 --> 01:22:09.449
just kept taxing me.
1568
01:22:09.470 --> 01:22:11.569
And I could not kill it because I had no
1569
01:22:11.609 --> 01:22:13.539
more C. It was hysterical.
1570
01:22:13.579 --> 01:22:14.939
It was so bad. So bad.
1571
01:22:15.979 --> 01:22:19.579
It can actually be impactful in DM where it never
1572
01:22:19.659 --> 01:22:20.539
mattered before.
1573
01:22:20.560 --> 01:22:21.760
Yeah.
1574
01:22:22.500 --> 01:22:24.640
But all right. What cards actually stood out to you guys?
1575
01:22:24.659 --> 01:22:25.119
Still not good, though.
1576
01:22:25.689 --> 01:22:26.090
No, no, no.
1577
01:22:26.109 --> 01:22:26.909
Well, I mean.
1578
01:22:27.130 --> 01:22:30.010
Sybil Wymer is in the set. That works well with the.
1579
01:22:29.930 --> 01:22:32.989
Exhausting lots of guys. Sybil always good. Thing from the
1580
01:22:33.060 --> 01:22:37.960
Deep is back. Illusions of Grandeur is back. Lateral Shift
1581
01:22:38.180 --> 01:22:40.319
is a card now. Yeah.
1582
01:22:40.420 --> 01:22:42.960
Abyssal Sight and Illusions of Grandeur.
1583
01:22:42.979 --> 01:22:43.840
Yeah.
1584
01:22:43.859 --> 01:22:47.510
Abyssal Sight bubbles to bounce. Illusions and.
1585
01:22:47.850 --> 01:22:50.470
Fish didn't get any cool control, though. They just have
1586
01:22:51.689 --> 01:22:55.109
exhaust control, right? They didn't get any of their I mean,
1587
01:22:55.149 --> 01:22:56.689
the closest thing they got was solutions.
1588
01:22:57.350 --> 01:22:59.880
I mean, open the seal is back with thing. I
1589
01:23:00.310 --> 01:23:02.779
love open the seal. Love that cards.
1590
01:23:02.859 --> 01:23:06.079
I think, I think that, uh, catch and release in
1591
01:23:06.119 --> 01:23:07.800
this set is so good.
1592
01:23:07.819 --> 01:23:10.000
Deep priest. I do like.
1593
01:23:12.100 --> 01:23:13.680
Deep peace. Glebby, even though he's a rare.
1594
01:23:13.720 --> 01:23:14.060
Really?
1595
01:23:14.079 --> 01:23:22.649
He's pretty fun. If you got a lot of Aquans,
1596
01:23:22.729 --> 01:23:24.569
if you get a lot of Beasts, then he's just
1597
01:23:24.649 --> 01:23:27.090
another card. But if a lot of your other creatures
1598
01:23:27.189 --> 01:23:30.050
are Aquans, you know, he becomes okay.
1599
01:23:30.069 --> 01:23:32.250
Yeah, but wouldn't you rather just have Kinu so you
1600
01:23:32.270 --> 01:23:33.710
don't need to combo to.
1601
01:23:33.630 --> 01:23:36.229
Make it happen? I could. You're right. Yeah, Kinu is better.
1602
01:23:36.560 --> 01:23:39.159
But I like him, too, because he's like Cthulhu dude
1603
01:23:39.180 --> 01:23:39.960
sitting on his throne.
1604
01:23:40.479 --> 01:23:43.880
I mean, I'll take Flash Freeze over Deep Priest most days.
1605
01:23:47.090 --> 01:23:47.949
Basically the same thing.
1606
01:23:47.970 --> 01:23:50.890
You have figgy rods on set, and then, like we said,
1607
01:23:52.350 --> 01:23:54.850
the outpost is on set, so it has... There is
1608
01:23:54.890 --> 01:23:58.770
a lot of exhaust in Unfathomable. When you sit down
1609
01:23:58.810 --> 01:24:01.020
against a DM on Unfathomable, you just basically assume you
1610
01:24:01.060 --> 01:24:03.399
don't get to use your creatures very often. Is there
1611
01:24:03.479 --> 01:24:06.020
going to be exhaust on the outpost? Ice Finn is there.
1612
01:24:06.140 --> 01:24:08.939
Choose a house, exhaust each creature of that house. There
1613
01:24:08.960 --> 01:24:12.619
you go. A ton more. Exhausting.
1614
01:24:15.210 --> 01:24:17.149
I like Ice Finn with Leilani.
1615
01:24:17.869 --> 01:24:20.689
I have not actually... I don't think I've opened a
1616
01:24:20.729 --> 01:24:22.210
lateral shift deck yet.
1617
01:24:22.250 --> 01:24:22.729
I have not.
1618
01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:26.920
I wonder if that's still being printed at. Stupid rarity.
1619
01:24:26.939 --> 01:24:31.420
It would. I'm not opening a lot of DM because
1620
01:24:31.479 --> 01:24:36.020
I just cannot... I can't bring myself to deal with
1621
01:24:36.060 --> 01:24:42.199
that pain. It's just... It's a fine field experience. It
1622
01:24:42.260 --> 01:24:50.050
is mentally... I don't know if you're right on that.
1623
01:24:50.109 --> 01:24:52.399
Wookiee is like, every turn I want to play four
1624
01:24:52.439 --> 01:24:54.619
cards with Amber Pips and not have to read their
1625
01:24:54.659 --> 01:24:55.939
effects because it doesn't matter.
1626
01:24:56.359 --> 01:24:57.159
That's right.
1627
01:24:57.739 --> 01:25:00.060
Or steal cards. The only time he wants to read
1628
01:25:00.140 --> 01:25:01.060
it is if he's stealing.
1629
01:25:03.539 --> 01:25:09.489
DM is just unimaginative.
1630
01:25:09.590 --> 01:25:10.029
It's weak.
1631
01:25:11.050 --> 01:25:11.329
Weak.
1632
01:25:13.250 --> 01:25:15.630
I don't know. Still having fun. I still win games.
1633
01:25:15.909 --> 01:25:18.310
You know what? It's been beating all the PV decks
1634
01:25:18.340 --> 01:25:21.319
that have been open lately. At least at our school.
1635
01:25:21.359 --> 01:25:23.739
I don't know why.
1636
01:25:23.760 --> 01:25:25.979
How much PV do you guys still have?
1637
01:25:26.479 --> 01:25:32.850
Zero. Well, Sydney has a bunch. Well, I just finished.
1638
01:25:33.750 --> 01:25:35.409
I have one foil deck left.
1639
01:25:38.949 --> 01:25:39.069
SDM.
1640
01:25:39.090 --> 01:25:39.409
Alright.
1641
01:25:42.149 --> 01:25:46.430
I really feel like DM is the homelands of Key
1642
01:25:46.449 --> 01:25:47.090
Forge right now.
1643
01:25:47.130 --> 01:25:49.130
No, it's not that bad.
1644
01:25:49.409 --> 01:25:51.260
It's not homelands bad? Is it.
1645
01:25:53.699 --> 01:25:54.720
Visions bad?
1646
01:25:54.739 --> 01:25:59.140
No, none of us played enough Magic to care.
1647
01:26:00.020 --> 01:26:05.800
Fine. Visions was right in the era that I played. Yeah,
1648
01:26:05.819 --> 01:26:08.279
I mean, there's a couple of cards, but nothing crazy.
1649
01:26:09.659 --> 01:26:10.090
All right.
1650
01:26:10.369 --> 01:26:12.130
Well, that's going to do it for us tonight. I
1651
01:26:12.189 --> 01:26:16.369
am exhausted. I'm literally at my brink. I can't keep going.
1652
01:26:16.390 --> 01:26:17.989
Are you stunned and enraged?
1653
01:26:18.369 --> 01:26:23.229
I am stunned twice. That's not possible.
1654
01:26:23.390 --> 01:26:23.810
Wow.
1655
01:26:24.260 --> 01:26:27.960
Yeah, I am super tired. I do need some CPs.
1656
01:26:29.739 --> 01:26:33.439
But you'll probably be hearing this right before Nashville as
1657
01:26:33.500 --> 01:26:35.880
it goes live. Maybe you're listening to it on your
1658
01:26:35.920 --> 01:26:39.819
way to Nashville. We look forward to seeing everybody there,
1659
01:26:39.880 --> 01:26:45.149
and we will see you all next week. Happy Forging, everyone.
1660
01:26:45.989 --> 01:26:46.880
May the Forge be with you.