The White River Monster | Case File 387

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[UNKNOWN]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_03]: beneath the murky slow-moving currents of Arkansas's White River, lying is one of the American South's most enduring aquatic enigma's.
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[SPEAKER_03]: First documented during the Civil War when it reportedly overturned out Confederate transport boat, the creature resurfaced with the vengeance in 1937, spotted by hundreds of eyewitnesses who described the massive, grayskin beast, the size of a box car.
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[SPEAKER_03]: The signings became so frequent and feverish that in 1973, the Arkansas State Legislature took the unprecedented step of establishing an area as a legally protected sanctuary for the beast, making it officially illegal to harm or harass the elders of creature.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Is it a simple case of overgrown fresh water fauna, or does a prehistoric survivor truly lurk beneath the sniper's trees?
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[SPEAKER_03]: In this case, while doing the theories as we wait into the waters and dive into the murky depths in search of, the white river monster.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Alien Theory's theorizing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Braden.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Zell.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Dan.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Definitely did not forget the case for a number.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Who's missing one?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh Oh, we just got word Andrew also had a surprise trip.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, Andrew probably just had to work his night shift There's no way after giving you the business.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He would last my surprise ditch camping trip
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He would not a surprise trip that just fell ever like fell out of nowhere.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Not just a surprise trip on airplane with the whole family to it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he would have fucking long.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You would have to book a trip to Alberta.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know how long it is for reasonable flights.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're talking fucking months three four months.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I bet in months and this guy has the goal We recorded a Thursday case file.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's fucking Monday and he told us Thursday Hey boys any chance we can move Monday.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gone.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, we've heard a we recorded Thursday night and I'm Friday morning.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He asked to change it to Sunday I believe this is a job
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[SPEAKER_02]: This is a job.
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[SPEAKER_02]: People expect him to show up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We should make Andrew a formal letter of expectations.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We can file with HR.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Should we write him up?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Should we write him up?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think we should write him up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Should we write him up?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, because of the chirps, and then immediately following chirps with this, egregious.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's unbelieveable.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was so I was like, what the, okay, and then, and then, to top it up, we're like, what are you going to throw out bird for?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he goes, oh, Lord Pantigandus is an Alberta with his new baby.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm one of Andrew's best friends.
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[SPEAKER_01]: In seven years, has Andrew come to see me in Vancouver Island.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Has he planned a trip to come to Vancouver Island?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Seeing me or my kids?
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's about the same distance.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Riddle me this either of you guys I guess you want to guess let's go let's go prices right rules on this one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You guys got a guess one dollar.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Bob I know the answer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm getting correct.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You went over.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's fucking zero zero dollars.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The guys never once come out to visit me ever and his wife does a yearly trip to Parksville, which is an a lot even an hour away from me
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[SPEAKER_01]: That he could take along.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know that actually he could take along and he's like then I hit him with that in the chat He's like who do you think I want to go?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like Well, obviously you don't have to when you're going to fucking deny or parts of it with Jessica's to her friends You skip out on that one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, but Lord Pantigandus is here.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh
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[SPEAKER_00]: We have to go see Lord Pantigandis, everybody.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Lord Pantigandis had a little baby.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I have two fucking babies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You had three days.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I had the same time.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You've had three babies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Motherfucker.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Lord Pantigandis said, one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna be one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: God damn baby.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why is he coming to my house?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's fucking bullshit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Lord Pantigandis is a beauty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He is a beauty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I love Lord Pantigandis.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So an Andrew's eyes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He's more of a beauty than you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you know what it is?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what it is?
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's it's just the it's like when you fucking don't have a candy in a while And then you get that candy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's fucking awesome.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's nice.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You never see Lord Pantagandas All of a sudden you'll fly fucking Across the province to go fucking hang out with them with different products do different province
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[SPEAKER_02]: pretty much in most regions of the world.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a different country.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, ooh, I have to go learn pantygainies.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We married to Jess' best friend.
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[SPEAKER_00]: How many best friends does Jess have?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I want to know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Every, oh, she is a fucking... She just doesn't even have friends.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All best friends.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're all best friends.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All besties.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All besties.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All BFFs.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No room for friends in that relationship.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All besties.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm called bullshit on this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Get me right fired up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's too hard to fire it up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's too hard in the studio for the whole goddamn air conditioning broken in his house It's he's fucking boiling from the inside out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: He comes out here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you have air conditioning in there at least?
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, no yet not hooked up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You got not hooked up fucking your belt and dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's fucking bullshit dude
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you want to assign uh, Andrew's right up.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we'll have a team right up if you're on Patreon.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, maybe we'll take some signatures.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, to officially write up what's the punishment for this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's pretty dregis.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, especially that we were giving you the shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Give me the shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And, like, let's observe that, I deserved it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we knew we called out exactly what the real, what really happened.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You were wondering for some of you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But you were a little wrong on the timeframe.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that far in advance, but it was far enough that I knew.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And you forgot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was like three weeks out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We booked a last minute camping trip and then I forgot.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then it was an emergency camping trip.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It happens.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's to everybody.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The only thing, the only thing where you failed is when you were telling us, I don't think you did this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: with your nose.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I did actually, but I told you during the text.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I thought the group that I was doing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was my nose was growing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, no harm to fall.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I learned to fall.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you were doing the Pinocchio, I think I even was texting when Steph was in front of me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I went, I forgot to tell the guy that I'm going camping.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: As long as you do the Pinocchio, I think you're totally fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If anyone doesn't know if you're on the phone and you're around people and you're telling an obvious fib to another person As long as you take your finger and elongate your nose in an imaginary Pinocchio, as you're telling the lie You got to look someone yeah, you got to look and you got to go Oh, yeah, I'm busy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'm busy tonight.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can't make can't make it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, then then it's totally fine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's not much you can do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah
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[SPEAKER_01]: But if you book a trip for months in advance on your videos and then you try and then you try to three days before we could be at the emergency emergency, emergency, I thought he worked, I thought he was a fire, I think you said that it's like oh, some fires or something, you know, I'm going to put it in a patreon discord, we're going to figure out a nice little punishment day for all the mongoose.
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[SPEAKER_02]: When he's back, after his nice long vacation, see what we'll see what he's working with.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But this week, Dan got us a nice little, quippeded case of the white river monster.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You should do it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I thought of a good punishment.
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[SPEAKER_01]: For the next couple of cases, files, you should just pitch his voice down one or two.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I'm a tiny dog.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's really a punishment because he wouldn't know and then because he's at the fire hall and he doesn't listen to the show all his boys would eventually listen and then I want to thank you What's up with your fucking little dwarf boys Well, you always wanted to be a little f***ing name for whatever he says and D&T T-flink
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[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, white river monster, buddy, the river monster guy, what's his name?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, deadliest is, what is it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: River monsters?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, River monsters.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It was a shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's that all the other ones?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He didn't get it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Shut the show down, too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, hold on.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, breaking news.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Stop the press.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's breaking news.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we've been poached again.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If you guys did shoot, did you see that?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I seen it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Wanted renovations.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Someone's making the show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Someone's making the show on TLC.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We fucking pitched on our show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: People fucking did it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, you got to be fucking kidding me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is unbelievable.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we secretly funding the history channel.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Somebody's listening to our show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Someone's stealing all these.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But you know what?
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[SPEAKER_02]: We copied y'all.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Y'all copied, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: We copied that idea in real time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We should go back and listen to those old episodes and see and then watch that show and see what they've actually done.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it's it's genius because the show's coming out basically in September and it's running into the fall for Halloween.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Perfect.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, that's exactly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: what that show should be.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe they stole it's called haunted.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you know what we need on this podcast?
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[SPEAKER_02]: We need a billionaire to give us a development deal so we can develop all of our ideas before they get stolen.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we need.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like instantly like quick moving.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like we got a great idea tonight.
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[SPEAKER_02]: All right tomorrow.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The money guy calls he's like, hey, we should fucking get a pile of that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We should get a pile of that out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Here's a hundred grand.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's go do it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: that's what we need.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what we're missing in this world.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So if anyone out there is a billionaire.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's unbelievable.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was shocked by that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just had to bring that up real quick because I did see that on someone that's the show.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Take this into the show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Damn it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's our idea.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's our idea.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, the next good idea we're not saying that out loud.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No more good shows for TLC and history channel.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We just got to donate the shides.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got to delay the show two weeks, so we can actually have some time to suss out who's stealing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is it Patreon only?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's listening to you know who's stealing the ideas?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is it someone we got to start sussing it out?
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[SPEAKER_01]: We got to give good fake ideas first, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Couple, couple, relieves a couple different versions.
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[SPEAKER_01]: One on Spotify, one on Apple to try to suss out who's fucking stealing these ideas.
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[SPEAKER_04]: stealing our awesome paranormal TV show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And like these are bullets, mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was not so, but like, yeah, I know other stuff in the store from our show guaranteed The skits wasn't that one skits don't fucking sky train skit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, do that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's so weird
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's that, that one is so weird, especially because Little Dickie is kind of has allegations of fucking stealing jokes from comedies and stuff for the show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You watch that one episode and then you go and play my recounting of Shitting My Pants at the Discovery.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, pfft dude, it's real close.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, it's real, like how we act and everything, I'm like,
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[SPEAKER_02]: granted you're probably not the only person if I have to shit their pants on the sky train That's very true.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not the only person that's ever Should you got you got 12 stops left and you got to go but just the the the like the delivery the delivery of it Yeah, and everything and how it's delivered in the show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like it's one of those ones where you watch and like It's different but it's real close.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's real like parallel thinking maybe
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[SPEAKER_01]: But the timing of it, too, it's within the year of me telling that story.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's on that show.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he in that year faces allegations of his writer stealing jokes and stuff from convenience, so maybe I don't know, I don't know, maybe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But paranormal fucking renovation, that's ours, that's fucking our show dude.
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[SPEAKER_00]: We should say white river monsters.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the river must guy never caught this fucking you know why it's because he didn't even want to try that's we shut down the show they're like you got one beast left and he's like.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's not doing it, that's not doing it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So my life is too important.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that would be just like, yeah, the white river monster officially known as whitey.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know how many people call the white river monster.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This white river monster has nothing to do with race.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I call him you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That is a pretty cracker for not sure.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He is one of the American cells.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Most famous aquatic cryptids.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And I would also say publicly like for most.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I would say one of the only aquatic cryptids at this point.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, the American South has a lot of stuff because it is full of swamps and it's full of rivers because that is just where it is, Mississippi being running their lives and stuff by using all that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So they do have them, but it's like, I feel like this one is really their only pseudo C-Cerpentish type category of... And like officially recognized monster.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's one of the few that's officially recognized.
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[SPEAKER_04]: and like we had our protected yeah and like we had our um we had our episode about the uh the lovelin frog like having them actually recognized by the government and yeah this one is actually recognized there is legislation on the books uh concerning this uh encrypted which is always interesting um so i guess it kind of goes back this one goes back while in it and
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[SPEAKER_04]: There is a weird like 40 year gap between this and there are people who have theorized about why there is like a pretty much it seems to be like a 40 year gap between the sightings almost 40 years So kind of first things started about I guess
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[SPEAKER_04]: probably 1912 where you had a group of timber workers that had reported to in Arkansas newspaper that there were floating rafts of cedar down the river and they had a signing of what they had seen something large.
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[SPEAKER_04]: and strange looking on the bottom of the river.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And at first they thought it was a type of maybe it was a boulder or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But then as they looked on and watched it, they got convinced that it was almost perhaps some type of turtle, like some gigantic turtle or snappy turtle or something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And like gigantic is almost an understatement because this thing's described as like a car width wide and three car lengths long.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, that's the, that's the 1937 one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is this one saying like, I mean, just eyeballing it, they said probably about 300 pounds.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Is that what they're looking at?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Which is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Monsters.
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's hurt all the way.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Huge, turtleneck.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, and this thing, I guess it had,
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[SPEAKER_04]: Just to create a huge, you know, I mean, what else I'm trying to think of what else way down there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But like, no, I mean, there was just a huge, kind of hollow blue surrounding this thing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And you had like a bunch of the, one of them called, name Tom Brainard, which was one of the locally known anglers at the time.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He organized an actual party to go and capture this, you know, this, this beast or whatever it was.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And, and since you can't really like,
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[SPEAKER_04]: When you wouldn't be able to, you know, fish this turtle.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You wouldn't be able to throw a fishing line out and get this thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They took 300 pounds.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, there's no way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, like, how, how heavy are sturgeons?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And it takes, like, tons of people to fucking get one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, because you can catch.
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[SPEAKER_02]: not in a river but in like if you go like downriggers in the ocean and catch halibut they're those motherfuckers up 200 plus pounds.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but on with specialize a quick yeah with with the right gear.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But he this is 1917 the guy's got a bindle with the shoestring.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's got a you would.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Rod, strongness, what around you can't like a wood bother thing and then the so they took a number of ropes and it's like now interestingly enough this party that went out to find this turtle status unknown because they're all dead I assume that the thing ate him like nobody ever heard about this after they announced it and they went and they were looking for this thing nobody knows I happen to
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[SPEAKER_02]: So like they went down to like he brought back a party of people to go capture it and to go look for this Yeah, go and never get back and they never came back or you know just didn't bother checking in I don't know because the story's like he could very well maybe you've seen it so he brought people with like ropes and shit to Like try and go last suitors Pull him up pull him up out of the because this like this river is we're talking probably talking about like huge like back Eddies and drop offs and 60 foot fucking banks
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[SPEAKER_02]: no visibility, black water for people who are monster.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I guess people though aren't familiar with like a river terminology like me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I had to look it up.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But eddies like being is one of the things that kind of pops up a lot of this case files where you had like eddies which are the calm section of water that you have behind a rock
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[SPEAKER_04]: like down river like like the water goes like water like goes up the rock and back and it creates a little pool of your think your safe and those things can be like up to 60 feet deep like I guess underneath those such as crazy to me that I think about it usually for me like I think about it in my head when I can see from frippers I'm like I'm never like that deep I guess I don't know like in my head I never picture it but I'm like you know it they get pretty
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[SPEAKER_04]: So those were the initial sightings of these was like the first 1912, but there's also I guess there's some connections to about probably, I don't know about.
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[SPEAKER_04]: in the 1800s, late in mid 1800s during the United States Civil War, where you had people get drew connections to a number of ships that were fighting in that area.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Apparently the White River was a critical strategic supply artery during the Civil War, and it saw intense skirmishes, which is also kind of wild to me to think about like you have a
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so remember, is a little bit racist, then.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you're a little more white river.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Just um, it's also kind of wild to me that you had things like, you had ironclads and, and naval ships fighting in a river.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I, I, I, I,
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, it's a ribbon to me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Enough, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean, that's kind of wild to me, just thinking about that, because if you don't really think of river warfare anymore, it's like being a thing, because I mean, it isn't really, but back then, you can have like actual naval battles like in a river, how difficult that must have been, but I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But they said, there's a number of maybe like one or two mysterious sinkings or ships that some people, you know what I'm saying?
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a troop said, it's, you know,
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[SPEAKER_04]: said that they had seen something that had either sunk these ships or, you know, as a ship for sinking, they ran into something large and, you know, shouldn't have been there in the first place.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So it kind of creatures or something like sightings during their battles and things like that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's like a mess.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So you have those things.
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[SPEAKER_04]: The biggest, and I'm probably the most, I guess, publicized and documented of the sightings, I guess, is July 1937, where you had early, early July 1937, you had a sharecroppers who were working on Bramlet Bateman, who was a plantation owner, like they were working on his plantation.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What's a sharecropper?
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[SPEAKER_04]: So,
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like, they're like farmers, I don't know, it's like feudalism, right?
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[SPEAKER_04]: And it's kind of like they, they, he owns the land.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They control the wheat and they trade with those who.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, rock and bread and yeah, it's like, I get it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So it's like, yeah, sure.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It was a type of what they did, you know, back then, but it's like a modern feudalism kind of yeah, I think so if I remember correctly, I might be wrong, but that's like kind of remember sharecropping is to be and it's like yeah, they he owns the land, but they work it basically and then sell that stuff.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, he works on longest road.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, so I guess this plantation was located about six miles south of Newport and then they reported while fishing they had seen a massive creature lurking in a 60 foot deep river Eddie at the time on that area and I guess, um,
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[SPEAKER_04]: just to kind of put stuff in context is that new new port and much of that white river valley had actually been devastated by one of the worst floods in Arkansas history earlier in 1937.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And this is what some people have suggested that perhaps that
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[SPEAKER_04]: could have caused a monster, you know, creature that this had been actually trapped in the Eddie below Newport.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like you had the flooding and like push this creature like down into this area.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So after these, after these sheer cropers that it reported their sighting,
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[SPEAKER_04]: uh... bateman uh... brendley bateman had decided that he was going to investigate and then he and during his investigation of you know checking out the the reports of the structure he had seen something you know he had something that terrified and this what he reported as a gray skinned behemoth right and in elephant four five feet wide by twelve feet long with a face of a catfish
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[SPEAKER_01]: So that's a fucking big fish, dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's a big fish.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, something that he said resembling like a slimy, legless elephant, and then ahead of the catfish, which is like, yeah, it's like a mecon delta catfish.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's fucking huge, you know?
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[SPEAKER_04]: It could be something like that, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But pamphlet.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Catfish are ugly too, like, yeah, they're fucking hideous.
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[SPEAKER_04]: River, river, river fish are ugly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, that's what those little fucking whiskers they got.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What's the catfish just doing?
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's, I can't assume they'd just use them for, you know, I mean, these are feeling like dark.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, bloody dark bottle.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You just fucking see them, I'll just suck up everything anyways.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So what is that fucking man?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's what you need them for.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They just eat everything on the bottom.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they just eat everything on the bottom.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The crazy thing is he saw this thing in the river and he goes, this is going to be 100% of threat to my crops.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My crops are in danger from this monstrosity.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, how is it going to fucking, is it going to flop out of water and you're working all on your crops?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like is that that was like, what exactly?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is the, how does this work?
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[SPEAKER_01]: you being concerned with your crops and it's so fun because he's like, I'm going to blow it up with TNT immediately.
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[SPEAKER_04]: First, first suggestion.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I petitions the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission, which to dynamite that Eddie, I'm going to throw explosives high explosives into the Eddie to blow it up.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't, I just like me, they're probably like, how is this a danger to your crops?
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[SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, did you not hear me?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Only dynamite can kill this thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, yeah, we want to kill this thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What is the danger to your crops aren't even that close to the river?
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[SPEAKER_01]: This thing lives in the river.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We have to dynamite daddy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you not you're not listening?
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[SPEAKER_04]: like the Arkansas game and fish commission I can just see them like looking at this like written like this written a quest he had like a picture he had a picture with just the big thing and like a string with him with the TNT yeah he's got the right it's got like the dynamite he's got like that can be dynamite in his hand he's like yeah
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, wait, so you want to dynamite this thing, he's like, yes, and it's like, well, no, we have to reject that on the basis of state law, is that dynamite in underwater is
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[SPEAKER_04]: only permissible in the recovering of drown bodies apparently and learn that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what the crazy thing is?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I learned about living in Canberra, Canberra for a long time before the fucking your weapons had like one of the largest explosions in history.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And they blew up an underwater mountain.
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[SPEAKER_01]: in the Georgia straight, like the time of like huge.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I know, in order to get like more like both do there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think it might be like, I still think it might be like third or fourth largest explosion ever.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like an odd nuclear blast.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just fucking blew up a underwater mountain that I heard.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, and this guy wanted to throw a couple of sticks.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My question is, why do you ask?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's 1937.
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[SPEAKER_01]: 1937, who's going to come around?
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[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_00]: Who's going to be around?
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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought this was America.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I thought you guys won your freedom and independence.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now you have fucking legislatures, I'm fucking lawman telling you, you can't throw a couple of fucking sticks of dynamite in an eddy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What, I thought, Dan, I thought you were free down there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I could, I'm telling you right now.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I could go right now, throw a stick of dynamite in the river.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's not a single person's gonna come say something.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, there's not a single law man that's gonna come Right away, I'll have tons of time to leave on my But I'm like America you have to ask first to throw over dynamite in the river Not America, I don't know man this whole fucking land of the free
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[SPEAKER_02]: not that free.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, not that free.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously not.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You can't throw fucking dynamite in the eddies anymore.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Gay.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So about this time, 1937, the United States was like, you know, chest deep into the Great Depression here.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And you've got, I don't, this is something that,
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[SPEAKER_04]: the new port chamber of commerce, I guess, um, thought it would be a good idea to team up with Bateman and then turn that river bank into a full-scale tourist attraction.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Nice, like you need something to drive the economy like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Don't you dare fucking dynamite it, but if you see a ripple on that water and feel free to fucking blast away with your Tommy guns.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Bateman ended up fencing off like an access to like the, which was like the prime river bank Eddie and then putting up signs that round, you know, for miles around that directing people this way to the river monster and then they said they charge spectators 25 cents for admission, which is six bucks a map today.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So six dollars.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, what what is your guys is like, what would you charge for River monster six bucks.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like again.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't get in this is home of the free.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Who owns the river?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but this is capitalism dog like yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but what I'm saying is let's let's let the state what it like what are we talking about
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[SPEAKER_02]: Pipe up, bring some cash and try and catch local polka like one of my charging if I can prove that I've got a good sighting.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Dude, I would charge $500 a head.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You don't even I would have a fucking little music part.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You come in.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There'd be like a lady with out there You want to you want to you want to fucking take a picture with the parent there'd be one of those ladies There'd be many yeah like Zell mini put there'd be a whole bunch of carnie like river monster carnie games You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I would have I would have I would have nightly shows like the fucking bridge over the river quiet when you go there now It's like all Hollywood it up is like
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[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this is essentially a safe monster that like animatronic monster that came up on the shore To get off your camera For a bunch of stuff and like a web sit and like on the streets and then it like sleeves back in
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[SPEAKER_01]: It is like next River Monster sighting in half an hour, concessions open tilting, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be selling popcorn, fucking things of popcorn for $35, you know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like the big, big old, fucking River Monster tops with a mouse, like, oh, I'm getting your collector top of popcorn.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm a collector.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: and it make it super sexual is like we don't know what is it a flesh lighter is it a popcorn container what what salesman haven't you seen any of the movie have you seen that doing with the popcorn dude I was like I saw a little dude look up the I don't know what they're doing now I mean sure like you could but this is it was an intentional design choice I don't partner partner
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, I don't know if people want to be putting their dick in a white river monster commemorative.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Upcourt.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look at him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are you?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are people using this thing for?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look at this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are people using this thing?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look at this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Look at this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What is that?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Dan?
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's shyly.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Dan, listen.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, guys.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just want you to take a guess here.
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[SPEAKER_01]: is the number of people that fucked this thing zero.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No.
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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you got to do it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you look at that fucking, okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Look at that rib top.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Look at it again.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Dan, look at it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You could say that about a lot of things.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Look at it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Dan, you're right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You could say that about a lot of things and the answer is not, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Look at this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are we doing here?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What is this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What are we doing?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's the, it's insane.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So my buck would all be sexually suggestive because people would be like, third, yeah, I want it for the pop group for collectors.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay, that's it for you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, that was very much the atmosphere at the time of this river monster sighting in 1937 as they had entire festival like set up where they had local vendors coming up, selling cold sodas, sandwiches, fruit, everything, right?
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[SPEAKER_04]: They even built it outdoor dance floor.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know if you can.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So then after lunch, just one second before after just on the of popcorn buckets after that one came up dead pole Wolverine came out and this was the this was the fucking dead pole Wolverine bucket.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, I remember that one.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, I just, yeah, so we're selling commemorative white river monster, popcorn buckets, then you can also double, that's a fuck till air.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, it's a popcorn bucket you sick fuck.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Why would that be a popcorn what what's with the hole for like you get your hand in you can't get it out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's where it looks like one of those like fucking.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like a wreck in trap.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It was in and you just get shredded on the way.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Those things are really soft and they're a little ticklish.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I see for your hand.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's it for the, you know, added pleasure or sensation on your hand for your hand for your hand.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All sizes of hands.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hands come in many shapes and sizes.
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[SPEAKER_04]: As we know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So you've got probably your circumstances and unsurpassed ants.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So they had, you know, dance floors, you got a, you know, fiddle and banjo players, of course, because it is our console, like why, like, we're seeing wouldn't it be able to have a festival without a fiddle and banjo band.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And then you had just people coming, like, they're just shipping in entertainers to go ahead and entertain the crowd.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And this is where you have like a lot of the a lot of the oral history in the lore for the white river monster apparently like crops up about this time like the the entire thing about this civil war stories, you know other the the Arkansas newspaper clippings about the About the like timber workers like scenes strange creatures in the rivers around this time this is where you get like a lot of a kind of exploding out and
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[SPEAKER_04]: They have the, where they identified, they kind of made the connection between the sightings, you know, civil war, then 1912, then 1937, this kind of like 40-year gap.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And there was kind of this rumor or theory that was going around that this, perhaps this creature lived in the sargasso sea, like an increment out there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And then it would swim up the river to lay its eggs.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like that's what do you ever do?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Everyone is in kind of cycle.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right, I mean that wouldn't be the craze, like me, you have the salmon that turn into like fucking monsters.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If you're listening to this and you've never seen the sock-eye salmon like transition, they go from like a normal confession to like the fucking, you know, you need to be honest with you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: When they get to the sea, you're just like, well, so it's like maybe, you know, maybe in this thing just kind of sniffs its way home.
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[SPEAKER_01]: every four to years or so, because like if these things have like an insanely long lifespan, you know, who knows?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and like Brad mentioned, of course, like you have all of these people coming down here and hundreds of spectators all carrying their high-powered rifles, shotguns, apparently even somebody brought a machine gun and they were lining the banks day and night trying to find this creature, like if somebody was determined to shoot this bring down this
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[SPEAKER_04]: And, you know, find definitive proof that the white remaster was actually real.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But, you know, none of these people have seen myth busters because, yeah, bullets in water, you have almost useless.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'll just paint the penetrate like a foot, like you wouldn't even make it down there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like if you're shooting something that's like an elephant, like, you know, if it's got like the skin of an elephant, like skin of an elephant, it's like pretty tough, like, you need like a heavy rifle to pierce an elephant skin here.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, and they help in gun like a 50 cow fucking sniper pretty much that you have to shoot I don't think it's a 45 75 I feel like you'd have better luck if you like thrown her puns at it or something And then if you're even if you're hunting elephants, you got like shoot them like the part of the skull which is just no 445 caliber But how like how what's the grain on the bullet so huge bullet isn't it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Great
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[SPEAKER_01]: Um, it doesn't say, um, it's pretty much like, was it 450 caliber 450 caliber?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, no, well, the caliber is like, like, 0.5 is yes, when you do it would be 45.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why it says 4 5 0 when I look.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Just let sounds cooler, 450, for a baby, 40, 40, 40, that's like that's a 45.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I didn't say the grain, guess I just, he's got a big 500 grain, big God, big bullet, 500 grain, and I got to Jesus Christ.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And for like the piece they resist on, the climactic attraction for this entire thing is that the new Port Chamber of Commerce actually declared a town-wide holiday, and they shut it down, they shut down all businesses or local businesses stuff, so everyone could attend this monster hunt.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They booked a professional diver.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Charlie Brown Charles B Brown Charlie Brown and if you're out if you're wondering.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it is the Charlie Brown the best of the comic stuff.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I had a white beetle with him and everything like that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They brought a football and he missed the kick and then you have they brought him in from that's how he dives in the water.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They brought him in from Memphis, and he suited up and the, you know, I always think of Scooby-Doo and the, like, the haunted, like, diversity, but the, the state where he's diving, that's what they put him in, then, then they put him in there, and they gave him, like, an eight-foot-part-pune, and they had him jump into that, and he, how,
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[SPEAKER_04]: The big are your balls to fucking jump into that that guy would have no problem syncing because the giant weight of his balls to jump into you Let me tell you the other thing is he'd be instantly dead.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Let me tell you what the guaranteed visibility was zero Yeah, no zero no eight inches
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like he couldn't see shit.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think he was in there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like did you see anything?
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's like not a thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That mean while the river must get him in fucking just floating right beside him, looking at him.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm saying like how crazy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like you got a jump into probably, you know, somewhat, that's kind of been that slow.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But you're jumping into a river with your giant diving suit on in your boots and whatever.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This guy got, he got actually got stuck in like mud down there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like I feel like,
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[SPEAKER_04]: Deep sea diamonds kind of fine.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's a lot easier because it's like yeah, it's like most of it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like ground.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like, you know, whatever, but the river is like chock full of just these, you know, these, well, the Eddie would collect sediment right.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you got like the huge banks of sediment that build up down in the river and it's like he got stuck in like a 10 foot like and like a 10 foot deep.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like section of like sediment and it's like I don't know that shit would be like just sucking you down and you got it and all you have is like, you know pull on the the rope like three times I have something like a pull you out Just pull the helmet off Yeah, I don't know man.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You couldn't get me to get the fucking do that shit I just like I don't know Dude, I don't like to do that Even diving with no visibility
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's a different kind of fucking breed there, like jumping in with none of those things, like I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And then on top of that, you're talking to monster, you're like, yeah, you're like, not only are you getting down there, it's not like you're doing some kind of like deep sea, like repair or something or whatever.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, no, you're going to look for a river monster.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You're going to this giant elephant sized, fucking car sized monster.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And what the fact is, yeah, that some of the reports are so big that it could easily swallow you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, if it's that, yeah, if it's hundreds of pounds, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You're like, no, I'm good.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I've got this.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I've got this fucking harpoon.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, I'm solid.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like, I'll be fine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know, and like, if you hold a harpoon, like, have you ever held like a spear?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Just holding a spear, like, I could kill anything.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Just like it gives you a false sense of security at the same time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You think with a sword?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like if someone gave me a katana in the woods, I'd be like, Bring it on fucking.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You slice off your own arm.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I just slipped my wrist as a fun sheeting and like, oh, oh, no.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like I would just dice up a bear.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I would just, it's, I'd slice it so fast that it would look at me for a second but bruh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And then it's good face.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It would pull up its paw.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Look at its missing paw.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then it looks back in your head would just flip sideways because I perfectly slice its head in half Like a time like yes, if you as soon as you hold a weapon in your hand even untrained you feel like you can kill anything Even though you can't is there any kind of weapon that doesn't give you that really I don't think you're like even a small knife
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[SPEAKER_02]: Imagine feeling imagine training yourself to where you feel that with your pants your own hands I fucking kill anything with these you like Until you punch a fucking river monster with a hard shell and break your hand in ten places.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There you go Again So Down before you before you continue.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That takes short beer break.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That sounds good The beers are tasting too good tonight, and I need a couple more.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I might need a grab one more too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll take a beer right back
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[SPEAKER_02]: All right, we're back.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Braden with eight an entire chicken and one finger.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I did.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I did.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So, they brought the diver down.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't find anything in there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Talked on there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: His ability.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't see anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've never been in mud in mud.
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[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I couldn't really move.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't feel or see anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I just seen it on there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Well, if you saw some large fish and that was about it, but I'm like, yes, shit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, shit.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You know what?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Zero visibility is way scarier.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I did one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I've only done two night dives in my life.
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[SPEAKER_02]: One was in Thailand and it was amazing.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Crystal Clear can see everything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like we did that together.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, when we did, it was awesome.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I did another night dive in Mexico, like Port of A Artist side.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was so murky.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like it was like, you put your arm out and your arms started to disappear and I was like, man, what the fuck is beyond the murk?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I got it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What's got it?
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's got it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I could only imagine in a dirty ass river like that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Nothing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, so what they, what they had originally, what they started to plan after that is what they, what they thought they were going to do is that they were going to build this, this giant 40 foot rope net that what they were going to sweep, you know, sweep the riverbed to catch this monster right there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And it's like I had idea you're just going to catch so much other shit And so you start like collecting like debris or like all the fuck and the construction on this net It's not like you went out and like you bought this net like they were building it like they were actually taking donations like people like They were they were just like co-opting donations for this to build this net, but yeah, it fell through So they cuz they said they got lack of funds and materials.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They couldn't get the stuff to actually but also it's a dumb fucking idea
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[SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, that's the biggest problem.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a dumb-fucking idea.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like it's the dynamite in the eddy was a way better idea than dragging in that across a giant fucking river You like what are you gonna do?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just you're gonna position you're gonna make a beaver dam You know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna be collecting all sorts of fucking debris Fish just like a debris of like You know all this shit clogged you won't be able to pull it in
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, it's like he was going to pull it from the, yeah, and this thing had gotten it garnered like national attention at this point, like across all, like the new national newspapers and stuff like that, so you're getting all of these like, you know, skeptical, you know, skepticism and, you know, accusations that this was just some kind of spectacle engineered by Bateman that he was just, they were just doing this to bring in some, you know, money and stuff like that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No one would ever do that now.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Why would anybody do that?
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[SPEAKER_04]: that normal ever, nobody completely honest guy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Bateman eventually kind of just grew defensive of the entire thing he stopped giving press interviews and he kind of witty.
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[SPEAKER_04]: He made like a number of eight, like he made a number of sworn affidavids and assisting he had genuinely seen the creature.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know, you know, I swear that I saw this creature, which is like to me is like, okay, well, no, you could say that, but nobody could say you didn't.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But he also stopped after like he kind of stopped with the media circus out.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like, which to me goes to like, I always find the the ones that are like kind of steer away from that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The most reliable peak is like, I don't really care.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So what I saw, it is what it is.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, so then it would be like another almost 40 years later, 1971 rolls around about mid-June, uh, you get an anonymous local report from that area that somebody had seen and enormous gray creature, uh, servicing in the river and they described it as six feet across and as long as three pickup trucks so you're like, holy shit, it's back.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, why does it back?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Why does it back?
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[SPEAKER_04]: and you had a one new port resident by the name of Ernest Danks who reported in countering this great act of laughter.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Danks.
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[SPEAKER_04]: D. E. M. K. S. Danks, not Danks, which would be cooler, but you know, but he said he reported seen a gray and what he estimated 1,000 pound creature, which is
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[SPEAKER_04]: And he gave it this like, which eventually would become like, I guess like the iconic descriptive detail is like, this thing had a pointed horn or bone-like protrusion, extending from its forehead.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So he had some kind of unicorn horn like sticking out of its head.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And that's kind of what you'll see is like all the artists renditions of the whitey always had this kind of the identifiable horn in the middle of the forehead.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So you had this going out.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Then June 29th, you know, it's kind of stuff, you know, you're like, oh, this is just a rehash of the 1937 sightings and like, you know, we're not gonna see anything.
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[SPEAKER_04]: No, June 29th rolls around, 1971, and you have a close Warren who's an employee of the White River Lumber Company was fishing with two companions.
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[SPEAKER_04]: When a large column of water erupted 20 feet from their boat,
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[SPEAKER_04]: as it's like what they saw like what ever produces is like the creature or something that was under the water.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They observed this spiny, rich backbone that they said extended out at least 20 feet and then Warren was actually able to snap a polaroid that showed this dark submerged mass thrown up awake and he sold the image to the new port daily independent and like that that's the picture that you always
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[SPEAKER_04]: kind of see, for those of you who aren't able to watch the stream or you know find the picture, you can kind of Google it, but it throws it up.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So I can throw it up.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And this photo is like, you know, I didn't think it was going to be all that much, but when you do look at it, you're like, okay, what, what is that?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Because it is is, you can, you can, you can,
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[SPEAKER_04]: Obviously, see like a row of mine.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There's a row of spines of uniform line of spines.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There's something coming out of the water.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's something on the right of the picture.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like it's kind of head in a little bit of a back.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then a long ridge, back ridge or a tail.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it's better than most river cryptid's pictures.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's better than the Ogapogo.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's better than the fucking Nessie.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's better than the Lackenance Monster.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but it also kind of looks like a floating mass of grass with a buoy line behind it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I can see that too.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It does have like one of those little buoy lines.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost too uniform.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, it just seems like such a drop-off if you have this huge mass, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And then just like tiny little strain, the tiny spine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If this was like more like curved a bit, you know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It could just be perfectly straight in the water, like a crocodile a little bit.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Um, so late July 1971, you have 66 year old Ollie Richardson and his grandson who were fishing and then they said that a massive body or form a surface directly underneath their boat and then lifted it up and bumped the craft around on the water before it sank back down into the water.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So this thing actually surfaced underneath their boat, like, which would be terrifying.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I read out about it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: How do you get lifted?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck that.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You know something you're just sitting in the river and something just comes up under your boat like rocks it around and then just dies back into the depths
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[SPEAKER_04]: And no, this is fine.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Don't go into bodies of water.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You can't see the bottom.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's absolutely not.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Stand only kiddie pools.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Those blue plastic hotel pools.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know, hotel pools.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Now I'll go to the beach.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I like going to the beach.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't like going into the water.
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[SPEAKER_04]: But I like going to the beach.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like, that's the will go in there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Because that's the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Shins never skinny dipped.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Never win.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, anybody a water bath tub at night?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Nope No, why let anything dangle out for something to grab on to yeah
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[SPEAKER_04]: So, even around this time, they said that people associated there's a number of physical evidence for which they claimed it'd be proof of existence of this creature.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They found these 14 inch three-toed tracks and flattened river reads like near what was known as toehead island.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's insane like we're talking to have some sort of fucking legs like it's a movie or something like that.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like if you go fucking out of the water, that is terrifying.
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[SPEAKER_04]: And then just two years later, this is when you would get the actual thing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So in 1973, the Arkansas Senate had signed a resolution 23, which was sponsored a state senator Bob Harvey sponsored the legislation creating the white river monster refuge, which is the law specifies that it is illegal to molest, kill, trample, or harm the white river monster.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like how three of those make sense and they throw on my last.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like, you know, annoying, I guess.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can we just, so you are not allowed to do a legal, the harm or, you know, molester, torture, grow up, the monster inside of the refuge.
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[SPEAKER_01]: To me, I was like, this is, that's crazy to me, because you've basically just said, all right, this is the monster's hunting grounds and if you go in,
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[SPEAKER_01]: It can kill you, you cannot kill it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You cannot save yourself, protect yourself.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do not protect yourself.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That is, it's domain.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And if you enter, you shall die.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's what that says to me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, you cannot do anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, do you, you're there to be mine?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could you imagine, could you imagine, we do that for Bigfoot?
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[SPEAKER_01]: We just have like signs in the forest.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, past here, this is Bigfoot's refuge.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So you are not allowed to fucking do anything.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is his.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is his refuge, his turf, and you're not like, you're like, if you pass the sign and you don't come back, we know you were killed and that's not it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost like to me what I like to think happen is on a full moon, the fucking white river monster crawls out of the fucking,
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[SPEAKER_01]: off the out of the side of a river turns into a sexy lady and she went and fucking sweet talked senator bob Harvey turned it's a siren yeah like for 12 hours the white river monster was just a like a lady of the night and when sweet talked bob Harvey into that projecting it's entire domain so it can kill it had been free
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[SPEAKER_01]: with the recourse.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's a great, it's crazy to me to just be like, a monster lives here and it is illegal to hunt said monster.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like imagine if he were like, if Transylvania was like, this is Dracula's castle.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And if you enter his castle, that's his castle.
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[SPEAKER_01]: he can buy you he can buy you anything anything he wants and you cannot do anything in return yeah he can rape you you cannot rape him no molesting of Dracula inside the castle that's his castle like it's just crazy to me that you have a protected area
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[SPEAKER_01]: Where this thing can I.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like the fucking purge.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's no rules.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's no rules.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There's only rules for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: If I go into his, what the fuck is this?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I damn this goes back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My first one, my American was free.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You have you in the room for river monster monster monster has more rights than you do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dan in the refuge in the refuge zone in the continental United States.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy to me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like, don't fight back, you look a little slug-fin prison.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's like, this entire thing, it's like, I always find these, you know, a cryptophocal or it's being kind of the most interesting thing.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I always find it as just being like one of these, it's just this,
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[SPEAKER_04]: Iconic pieces of Americana, where it's just like it's like a road you turn these things into like roadside attractions where you're like, you know, come see the river monster Whatever you see the billboards like driving down the highway and you're like, oh, it's a white river monster over here like, you know, kind of checking it out What flavor you got, brin?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Birds bees, baby.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's the best one dude.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Birds bees.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You should see Brains lips, so it's crackling.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You have time to smile.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't even look at it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't even open my mouth.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like split, split, split, split.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Is that because you have your house is 45 degrees?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I also think I got sunburned on the weekend.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just my lips.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I'll do it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Just wait.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'll get Jamie to send me these photos.
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[SPEAKER_01]: it's honestly How do you get your lips burnt?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think we went to the water sides.
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[SPEAKER_02]: A little reflection off the water or something, off the white pavement.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think it ever really gets inside.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You never got sunburned there on not on one not on my lips like specifically on my lips Not specifically no, I've got my whole face I'll get you some broth I'll have a prep I'll have them prep for after hours But Jamie took some of she was like taking photos and me going down the water side with ramen So I like you know lifting them up at the end and she's like yeah It looked at the photos and it looked like you guys were having a good time until you hit the water She's like new egg and locked in my face.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's like it
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like just the making the most grotesque disgusted phase quick into the one like I don't even remember making that face I was having fun My god Face Jamie had them prepped
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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[SPEAKER_02]: look at this.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What is this?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you are the big show?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Are you 400 pounds right now?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, why is what happened in these two photos?
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[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, look, absolutely massive.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why am I holding it for 30 pound child?
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[SPEAKER_01]: So like the just the job position is like, but like, just your shoulders and everything.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's just sprayin' like, yeah, oh, it's like, it's like, was I disgusted of the water?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, yeah, it's like, why did I, why couldn't I just make a normal face going into the water?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why didn't I have to fuck this?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, I feel like that's a water slide face.
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[SPEAKER_04]: You know what that face is?
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[SPEAKER_04]: What do I do?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I just put it in the water.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Joe, I'm gonna bring it back.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna bring it back, circle around.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's a face you make when you feel the white river moths are touching your feet.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, what's that?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Little slimy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Little slimy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If you're just listening to audio only, we are putting videos out on YouTube.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And this is, and yeah, you can go see my terrible water slide face.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's unbelievable.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I don't even recognize myself, dude.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't, if you just like sent me that, I wouldn't know it was you right away.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: it looks like a little Frenchman mustache.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know it's it's it's something I maybe the sun was right in my face, but not flattering.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's for sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, some of the worst photos of me ever taken.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like zero, like yeah, I was like, Jesus Christ.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was ridiculous.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, but yeah, so, uh,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, back to the, so the thing that separates the white river monster part from others is to me is like state legislation protecting it in his own it being like this is it's don't officially recognize you know area and yeah, that's crazy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: There is on what it could have been, you know, there's a lot of stuff out there.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Actually, people is like, you know, some cryptos you all just think that maybe it was a lost elephant seal, which I think is, wow, really crazy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Somebody's, there's a rogue manatee.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't, I don't know how, like, that's a, buddy, that's too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Actually, those pictures looks like a loose manatee at the fucking water park.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, I've a rogue manatee.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I don't even know how you, like,
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[SPEAKER_04]: I wrote it like if it's like a rogue elephant right if you describe like the description just sounds funny and then somebody's like a rogue Manatee and I'm like I Manatee's are just Quint like they're gentle creatures like they're you see weed and stuff like you know I was like that a rogue elephant is like rolling around like mess and stuff.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you know What isn't a manatee is unlike venomists or something?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, no, I've had a platyplists, it's platyplists, it's platyplists, it's pretty, it's pretty different, I mean, I like it like that, it's like different, because it's like the way river connects to the Mississippi, which then connects to the ocean, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's where they go.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, my thing is I'm like,
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because in my head I was like, okay, how close is it to the ocean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Could this be like the scene where it's like, you know, we hear bike bullsharks and stuff like common way in, but it's way too far.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's way too far for a fucking, and it just seems like there's not enough, my guess is I wonder, my, this is my hypothesis.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if there's some fucking giant.
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[SPEAKER_01]: prehistoric river monsters that are in the Mississippi in areas and they fucking swim upstream in these little rivers just to later Right, you know, and so like that's what was happening in this thing is like we see this These gigantic whatever it is the white river monster.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think the 40-year cycle
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't quite buy that, but what I wonder is if it's like whatever kind of species this is, maybe it's like not really well known, but maybe it is like, you know, every so often every couple generations, you get a big one, you know what I mean?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like you're just a genetic anomaly that is like, you're just like, whoa, what happened to this guy?
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[SPEAKER_04]: right and always the go to for river monsters as always the fucking alligator guard you know like an alligator guard which apparently can grow up to like eight to ten feet three hundred pounds and those things are fucking terrifying like but it's not that it's not the fucking same right it's not the same is what's being described here it's so different
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like the one later on when it's like the exposed skull a little bit.
01:00:21.744 --> 01:00:28.827
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, dude, it's just scary Gar I mean, do you really alligator?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, they are huge like they're big and they now get a guard was on River monsters and they are they do not look like anything else, dude
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[SPEAKER_04]: Is anyone if we had no one try pulling up has no one seen these before?
01:00:39.832 --> 01:00:48.095
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean I mean people probably some people probably haven't seen them but it's like yeah Every time you see him you just just like I always kind of forget what they look like and then it pull them up I'm like god damn it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's these ones, right?
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know swimming on a river ever They're huge they can get absolutely fucking massive.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I got it right you got one
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, that's it dude.
01:00:58.354 --> 01:01:04.540
[SPEAKER_02]: Look at this if you zoom in on like if I'm when you can zoom in on the mouth Because that as like this fucking bill of like sharp teeth.
01:01:04.680 --> 01:01:09.444
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's like I'm a alligator Put that porn away.
01:01:10.084 --> 01:01:14.788
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, put away your picture of camera fucking mermaid porn like you're popcorn bucket.
01:01:14.809 --> 01:01:20.954
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm saving those for later Yeah, I mean that's if you had never seen one of those before
01:01:22.708 --> 01:01:25.789
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I can't it's not the not the same description.
01:01:25.809 --> 01:01:26.389
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
01:01:26.409 --> 01:01:44.154
[SPEAKER_01]: They're too narrow this thing is described is like a fucking the width of a car like And I always say this my new rule with any of kind of monsters is the human eye in that in that sense of like Oh, I'm seeing something you're gonna exaggerate the size so like you probably cut the size in half
01:01:45.656 --> 01:01:48.137
[SPEAKER_01]: realistically to even get a closer measurement.
01:01:48.517 --> 01:01:55.719
[SPEAKER_01]: So if they're saying a car length and three cars long, I'm going to say the biggest this thing could possibly is a half car width.
01:01:56.139 --> 01:01:56.459
[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
01:01:57.079 --> 01:02:05.602
[SPEAKER_01]: And car and a half length is probably more realistic just because the excitement of like what's happening in your seeing something you've never seen before.
01:02:06.602 --> 01:02:10.703
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it's any fault to anyone's trying to do what I think you're just brain just does that.
01:02:11.825 --> 01:02:13.546
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I said, like, I've always said that about Bigfoot.
01:02:13.906 --> 01:02:27.393
[SPEAKER_01]: If you had a six foot and 10, like so few people have actually seen someone that's six foot 10, but if you had a six foot 10, eight giant, in the fucking woods, you'd be like, I know it's 10 feet tall.
01:02:27.773 --> 01:02:28.513
[SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
01:02:28.814 --> 01:02:30.755
[SPEAKER_00]: Like very quickly you would lose sense.
01:02:31.015 --> 01:02:34.056
[SPEAKER_01]: We had that one mother fucker in our high school was like, sixy-living.
01:02:34.476 --> 01:02:37.438
[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, that guy might've met as well in nine feet tall.
01:02:38.623 --> 01:02:47.555
[SPEAKER_02]: He was he mungus anyone who has to duck to go through a door like that guy's 10 feet tall Yeah, it was wrong with this guy Yeah, it's weird.
01:02:47.595 --> 01:02:55.807
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a weird one Yeah It's one of the better one of the better fucking water monsters in the world and it has an area where it can kill freely
01:02:56.311 --> 01:03:13.337
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, so it's like, and now if it does, it's like, it's almost like it's, it's almost like it's made it deal with the government the government's like if you venture out of these waters We're fucking kill you, but if you do stay in there Kill all you walk, you can eat any dummy and you want
01:03:18.327 --> 01:03:18.867
[SPEAKER_04]: I like it.
01:03:19.007 --> 01:03:20.007
[SPEAKER_04]: That's a white rear monster.
01:03:20.268 --> 01:03:20.568
[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
01:03:20.948 --> 01:03:23.288
[SPEAKER_01]: The rear monster is breached his refuge.
01:03:24.689 --> 01:03:26.569
[SPEAKER_01]: Please send it to the dynamite.
01:03:27.610 --> 01:03:29.230
[SPEAKER_01]: Dynamite only in slow-mup.
01:03:30.230 --> 01:03:31.531
[SPEAKER_02]: You've had this stuff sitting here since 1937.
01:03:36.223 --> 01:03:36.784
[SPEAKER_02]: I like it though.
01:03:36.864 --> 01:03:37.264
[SPEAKER_02]: I fuck it.
01:03:37.304 --> 01:03:37.964
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a cool one.
01:03:38.205 --> 01:03:38.905
[SPEAKER_02]: It is a cool one.
01:03:39.305 --> 01:03:51.935
[SPEAKER_01]: It's one of the best ones we've talked about in a while as far as a water cryptid's and the river monster river monster guy never once went to the refuge to fish it Because wow he's seen the sign.
01:03:52.296 --> 01:03:52.956
[SPEAKER_02]: He's in the sign.
01:03:52.976 --> 01:03:53.577
[SPEAKER_02]: Remember right?
01:03:54.157 --> 01:03:54.818
[SPEAKER_02]: He fucking people.
01:03:54.838 --> 01:03:56.219
[SPEAKER_02]: He did try and go and he's like what?
01:03:57.620 --> 01:03:58.460
[SPEAKER_02]: There's an asshole.
01:03:58.561 --> 01:03:59.761
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I mentioned this guy.
01:03:59.781 --> 01:04:00.242
[SPEAKER_02]: He came.
01:04:00.302 --> 01:04:00.882
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she.
01:04:00.922 --> 01:04:01.603
[SPEAKER_01]: I came and they're like,
01:04:02.815 --> 01:04:09.997
[SPEAKER_01]: No, you're not allowed to f**k it catch, molest, they're like, why do you keep saying molest so many times?
01:04:10.377 --> 01:04:12.898
[SPEAKER_02]: Why is molest in capital and everything else is not?
01:04:12.938 --> 01:04:19.820
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no molesting, molesting, the fish, you know what, you know what that makes me think?
01:04:20.421 --> 01:04:22.281
[SPEAKER_01]: It's sexy, it's a sexy look in the face.
01:04:22.301 --> 01:04:23.842
[SPEAKER_01]: Got curves, you know what I mean?
01:04:24.162 --> 01:04:24.702
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got curves.
01:04:24.742 --> 01:04:27.223
[SPEAKER_01]: Nailston, I'm just theorizing here.
01:04:28.223 --> 01:04:30.345
[SPEAKER_01]: How come the emphasis on no molesting?
01:04:30.445 --> 01:04:30.985
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
01:04:31.245 --> 01:04:31.886
[SPEAKER_01]: Why is that one first?
01:04:32.206 --> 01:04:36.529
[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if this thing you look at it and you're like, Oh, it's got it.
01:04:36.950 --> 01:04:38.331
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got one of them sucker mouths.
01:04:38.771 --> 01:04:40.612
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like to just like, that's my hand around it.
01:04:40.832 --> 01:04:42.754
[SPEAKER_01]: It's got one of those popcorns.
01:04:43.034 --> 01:04:43.635
[SPEAKER_01]: Fuck it, man.
01:04:43.775 --> 01:04:45.776
[SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, I'm just gill-mo's.
01:04:46.256 --> 01:04:48.478
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, they're like, no molesting.
01:04:49.719 --> 01:04:50.440
[SPEAKER_01]: All right, fine.
01:04:52.661 --> 01:04:54.523
[SPEAKER_01]: You're like, whoa, this lower half has
01:04:59.768 --> 01:05:01.789
[SPEAKER_01]: They're like, no molesting, that's why it's in there.
01:05:02.089 --> 01:05:08.070
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying it's a weird thing to emphasize in the, like, why do you have to tell people you can't molest their fish?
01:05:08.110 --> 01:05:10.591
[SPEAKER_04]: Thinking about Mustang is fish so much.
01:05:11.011 --> 01:05:14.112
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's weird that you have to tell people that you're not allowed to molest the fish.
01:05:15.552 --> 01:05:16.753
[SPEAKER_01]: What are people thinking about that?
01:05:16.773 --> 01:05:17.833
[SPEAKER_04]: You just live it out.
01:05:17.853 --> 01:05:18.273
[SPEAKER_04]: We live it out.
01:05:18.733 --> 01:05:19.553
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dude, you know what?
01:05:19.573 --> 01:05:20.574
[SPEAKER_01]: This goes to my theory.
01:05:20.694 --> 01:05:23.234
[SPEAKER_01]: It is crawling up the riverbank in the full moon.
01:05:23.254 --> 01:05:25.955
[SPEAKER_04]: OK. Because you're not allowed to molest it.
01:05:26.765 --> 01:05:27.026
[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
01:05:27.346 --> 01:05:27.627
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay.
01:05:27.707 --> 01:05:28.047
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah.
01:05:28.468 --> 01:05:34.459
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, people would get in the water unless I mean, they have to put that thing on manatees like they'd tell them Like
01:05:40.393 --> 01:05:47.159
[SPEAKER_01]: our manities which ones are manities or manities of the one that's fucking like whip with the weird fucking their heads, you know, I'm talking.
01:05:47.259 --> 01:05:49.060
[SPEAKER_01]: I think maybe that's elephant seal elephant seal.
01:05:49.100 --> 01:05:50.001
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, elephant seal.
01:05:50.021 --> 01:05:54.605
[SPEAKER_04]: They're like, man, she's just like, are just big, great balls that float around the water.
01:05:54.665 --> 01:05:58.208
[SPEAKER_01]: Our manities and ones, they think may have were made to mermaid.
01:05:58.508 --> 01:05:59.449
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay.
01:05:59.649 --> 01:06:00.429
[SPEAKER_04]: Do go on.
01:06:01.030 --> 01:06:01.911
[SPEAKER_01]: Don't molest.
01:06:04.633 --> 01:06:09.777
[SPEAKER_04]: Yes, which is named after the Dugong, which is a Dugong is a real thing.
01:06:09.857 --> 01:06:17.001
[SPEAKER_04]: C is C cow, yeah, like it's like a ocean version of the, I think it makes the other C cow, which are there.
01:06:17.061 --> 01:06:19.123
[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it was Beluga, maybe the Beluga.
01:06:19.163 --> 01:06:19.743
[SPEAKER_01]: There are Beluga.
01:06:19.763 --> 01:06:21.945
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we'll go on for a manatee for C cow.
01:06:22.425 --> 01:06:26.206
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, see cows a common nickname for both dug-on and mentees.
01:06:26.526 --> 01:06:26.746
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
01:06:27.787 --> 01:06:28.087
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
01:06:28.187 --> 01:06:29.087
[SPEAKER_01]: They have different tales.
01:06:29.187 --> 01:06:31.088
[SPEAKER_02]: How much hats and geographical locations?
01:06:31.328 --> 01:06:31.508
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
01:06:31.868 --> 01:06:33.429
[SPEAKER_01]: So people, I always see this one.
01:06:33.749 --> 01:06:43.132
[SPEAKER_01]: This photo and people are like, maybe it was Beluga's that sailors would see because they, I mean, yeah, I believe is or dolphins or well, because they have that right to see for months at a time.
01:06:43.152 --> 01:06:45.453
[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you're like, cause anything looks good.
01:06:47.982 --> 01:06:50.468
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, if it's if it arced out of the water, it's a little bit.
01:06:50.509 --> 01:06:53.196
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like the bottom half, you'd be like the tail came up.
01:06:53.436 --> 01:06:53.677
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
01:06:55.236 --> 01:06:57.317
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, you've been on a boat for nine months with dude.
01:06:57.337 --> 01:06:58.178
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, right?
01:06:58.298 --> 01:06:58.958
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't molest.
01:06:59.058 --> 01:06:59.438
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't molest.
01:06:59.458 --> 01:07:01.179
[SPEAKER_02]: Anything you see right now.
01:07:01.219 --> 01:07:01.919
[SPEAKER_02]: Probably do that.
01:07:02.059 --> 01:07:03.040
[SPEAKER_01]: That's probably why, man.
01:07:03.160 --> 01:07:17.386
[SPEAKER_01]: These people are fucking sitting on the river that don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
01:07:21.929 --> 01:07:30.198
[SPEAKER_01]: Some time before 1973 they have people were just fucking bang in this thing on the fucking side of the river that they had to make a law This is it's area.
01:07:30.538 --> 01:07:36.324
[SPEAKER_01]: You just leave it all on everybody Poor horror fish
01:07:39.287 --> 01:07:40.007
[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
01:07:40.027 --> 01:07:44.368
[SPEAKER_04]: Anyways, let's wrap it up for Anymore for brain's fantasy.
01:07:44.388 --> 01:07:45.909
[SPEAKER_04]: Some lost a quarter.
01:07:45.949 --> 01:07:49.910
[SPEAKER_02]: I was getting it's gonna get about to get weird quite a while Life this is both worlds this week.
01:07:50.130 --> 01:07:55.791
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01:07:55.811 --> 01:08:00.092
[SPEAKER_01]: Tell everyone to suck it on these ones If you're not supported, they're suck it.
01:08:00.172 --> 01:08:06.134
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[SPEAKER_02]: You're cute
01:08:08.014 --> 01:08:25.900
[SPEAKER_02]: Hell yeah, if you're a free loader, you're still a beauty, but we can just I'll show it about you a little bit extra And if you're Andrew because you're in for a high-minton right now suck my yeah, yeah, all right And as we always say at the end of these things keep those eyes on the sky, see you afterwards