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But I will drink a keg of
soy sauce ran. So we're coming to
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you from the past, before the
end of time. I got dreamers done.
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I'm on a fucking Hart tag for
the nights out. You have to
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find a replacement. Boy's good.
You'd fit in the perfect teeth, you
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fucking Labrica. Moving on, Whoa, what the fuck is going on next
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time? Lead with nucler. All
right, it's currently march seventh, two
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thousand and twenty one. Welcome back, guys. Hello, you have not
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done this in in a minute Cuz
I was busy. I was just going
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to say it's because you suck.
Well, you swallow. Uh Huh.
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It is what it is. You
know, I take pride and swallowing things
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that are good. Jesus Christ.
Okay, welcome to a gateway to lesser
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things. How do we get lesser
than that? Starting off on our right
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foot? Yeah, but we haven't
even drank yet. Everyone here is stone
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solder. Fantastic. Um. Yeah, hi, all right, today's topic
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is dessert, because and beer cocktail
and beer cocktail. Basically, we haven't
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recorded since my birthday, and then
we haven't recorded since tween's birthday and Andrew's
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birthday is just around the corner.
So happy birthday, guys, Happy Ready
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Super Day, happy birthdays. All
right. So we have prepared some dessert
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type items and got some drinks lined
up that should play well with these desserts
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or drinks at our desserts. Yeah, he's Jenny's next to the cow.
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What the fuck? All Right,
Um, do you want to introductions?
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Yeah, let's do introductions. Let's
who wants to go first? I don't
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care. It's me, Jenny,
I'm next to the cow. I love
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it. All Right, Andrew,
and just want to shout out for my
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blog. So much beer, so
little time, dot food, Dot blog.
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And just want to say real quickly
that my new favorite non Indiana brewery
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is called Star gazer out of North
Haven, Connecticut. I had a beer
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from them that tasted like raspberry,
lemon and blueberry and it reminded me of
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one of those red blue popsicles you
had as a kid, mom POPs.
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Yes, so, star Gazer,
if you live somewhere, we can get
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it enjoy. I'm dewayne. I
exist in this space. Fuck, I'M
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D and I'm hungry, Yep,
and I'm Charles. Hi, hi,
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Charles so what I have prepared.
I bought a dozen donuts from Carl's donuts
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and nave on Indiana, because we
did a take on a white Russian with
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a coffee stout instead of Klua and
we threw a generous glug of Bailey's into
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it. Hopefully this pair as well
with the donut and we can start off
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with that, you know. All
right, first of all, the DUDA
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bides. That's not bad. No, I'm not mad at that. So,
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like, I don't know that it's
going to pair with my donut because
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I got blueberry. I guess it's
like super boosy chocolate milk. MMM.
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So nobody else has seen the Big
Labowski? Yeah, we have, we
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have. You're just not funny.
You're just your fucking element, Andrew.
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It's just what do you respond like? Yes, you're right, the dude
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does a bide. Jenny, shut
the fuck up. You Shut up,
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Rob Pug, you with my plus
onehand of punching, plus one hand.
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I know she can take it out
of me tomorrow, so I'll behave.
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She just pull my fuel for yeah, to those who don't know, Jenny
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Andrew Myself are in a DD campaign
and last time we played she almost killed
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all of them, but except for
me because I'm paint playing. Drew it
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druid. Thank you, and I
was a bear three times. And Yeah,
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soaking up all those hits. So
it's not just because you live with
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her. Nope, not just because, although she did recently get a Mace
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and steel clubs for they look really
awesome as well. My arms, I
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can see it in my head and
tired. Nice. Some talk about could
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be rip like me. MMM,
like your woman. So what you guys
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think of this drink is nice,
yea, I gotta drink it again.
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Yeah, it's, you know,
for your cocktail. It's sad for a
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little while. So it kind of
freaks me out to look at, but
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it tastes good. I really can't. Well, I guess I can tell
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that it's not Koluah, but the
flavors there, the textures just different than
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like the carbonations were refreshing and this
cream field donut like. I really got
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to eat more in a bit.
Okay, so on this subject beer,
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white Russian. I was up north
and Fort Wayne over the last weekend and
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hoplore brewing, which a great brewery, invite me over the table because they
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had a small bottle of something called
Santa's milk and cookies, and it was
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a beer that was not unlike this. The flavor was completely wet Russian Nice.
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Yeah, there's actually a feel what
breweried is. But they actually have
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a beer called dude and it's a
white chocolate Russian stout. Nice. It's
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really damn good. Yeah, so
what we used as a baby hand was
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a bad dad burning companies, coffee
stout. Your grounded, Mr Your ground
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it, Mr Nice. That one
is amazing. And also is that wait
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till you're father gets home. Yeah, and I love the fact that all
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of their beers are dad is M's. Well, what about plumbers? Crack
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the bells in Quad and they got
plumbers crack. They've got king of the
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castle, which is their Scottish Ale. We we're good that we're living on
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the next order. Yeah, I
ordered that today and they sent me,
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and I do speak Donut Nice.
There was one that I had from them
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that was there's one that I really
want from them. It's their Russian imperial
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stout, but I don't want to
pay for it so bad. Dad,
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if if you hear this or somebody
wants to tell them to send us some
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that would be wonderful because it's a
Russian imperial stout called midlife crisis. This
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subject brings up the fact that bad
dad was not included in the net sixty
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four pole and they were supposed to
be a vote in and they didn't make
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it in, even into the beer
tournament. I know that you know on
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any beer snobs. I know you
don't talk about that. That's completely I
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looked at for a beer brewery that
is a production brewery that is available.
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How it's hard that working. That's
a complete snub to some brewery making some
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of the best stouts that you can
buy in the liquor store. MMM,
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that was really sweet, and all
this talk of beer makes me want something
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a little bit more savory and beer
flavored. Yeah, anything. Before we
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go into savory, though, we
do have a follow up drink on this.
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Well, yes, I heard it. Know, we use the same
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cup. Doesn't is a lot of
the same flavors. Want to use this?
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I don't want to drink this.
Okay, I could you know other
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he thanks these like. Don't worry, I'll drink it. I'm kind of
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a lightweight at this point in my
life. Oh, here, Charlie,
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I have to keep my wagers chasing
around with her glasses. Just Damn it,
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I want it. Give me.
Yeah, I just choked risk that
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white Russian like a champion. So
I can have this. So this is
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along the same avenue as the wait. This is the this is the JJFI.
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This is the this is the drink
that I chose to have here.
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This is a dream that we came
up with years ago that only people in
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the know order here, and it's
not very popular because it's not many people
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are in the know. Well,
it's got five ingredients and all of them
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are alcohol. This is like a
creamy sweet eye, Creamy Long Island.
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Yeah, it's a right island in
a white Russian had a baby. I'll
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go. So, yeah, it'll
keep your seccess hold on. Good.
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What once again, this is very
sweet. I really want this intro to
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something savory. Also still hungry.
So we already had the glasses. Can
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tell any bread with the bread?
Yeah, so you have another donut,
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Dude. I know, I have
another Deneral, but just fucking sweets of
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them, not sweet. We already
had the glass of dirty. So I
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this was the natural segue. But
so are you saying that it's time to
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eat this bread. I am say
this. I'm time to get this bread.
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So in this this bread you got, I was actually it's a beer
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bread that I made earlier today.
I use Rochester Mills, English toffee,
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milkshake stout, sweet mother of God, and so it kind of like the
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sugar's kind of made their way to
the outside. It doesn't normally do that.
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So cool it's that it's almost it
carmalized on the outside. Ya's got
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almost to chew. I think this
would be really good. Nice butter over
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to toasted with some weird jelly on
it. Put Hazel nut on it.
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Some, I was going to say, do like the like cinnamon, and
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few like cinnamon butter. HMM,
cinnamon butter or apple butter? Tang?
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What's that? Yeah, apple butter
would be really good on this. The
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fuck man. Yeah, this is
great. What's the Hazel Nuts? Bread?
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Na Tella, Tella. Thank you. No, like, like,
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why? Like, know what's up? I want to toast this and a
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gruger right now. They have a
spicy set of jams that they have in
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their cheese section. Yes, HMM, so this with like I got a
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spicy plum jam at home that I've
been putting on like stuff. This morning
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I had it with caramelized onions,
garlics, with cheese and Ham. WHO.
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Yeah, that was killer. I
was really happy with breakfast this morning.
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That jam would play, but would
jam on this? Huh, great.
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I think you should add some blood
pudding with that. Well, I
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don't have any blood pudding. Well, you make some, I know,
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but you said you're so sophisticated.
Why? Now I aspire to be more
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like you, Charles. It's the
mustache. I understand. I feel like
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right now we're you're being super,
super cereal. We are just analyzing the
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shit and being very dry and British
about this, I know, but it's
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so. It's because it's the bread. It's subtly funny. There's deep overtones
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of humor laced in your subtleness.
Yeah, there's bread, fantastic. HMM.
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Thank you glad you guysn't like it. Did your job is to make
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one every show. Do you know? The only issue I've had, the
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only time I had an issue with
making this was I did it once with
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Abida's purple haze and their raspberry wheat. The flavor was right, but since
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it was a wheat beer like this
is a stout and it's pretty dense.
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It was a wheat beer and it
was like a freaking brick. I definitely
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want to do something unprecedented and plug
a local company run by this Nice Lady
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named Sarah Okay, called metal all
honey and they make hot honey and I
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have some and totally admit to bring
it specifically as a treat for the hot
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heads we have. But we just
need to do like an episode for Spicy
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Shit. That's spicy honey. I
was so confused about hot honey. I
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was like, so you heated up
in the microwave? What Scorpion honey?
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Sweet Stinger, Charles? Next episode. That would be great. Yeah,
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local and amazing and delicious and I
love it Nice. That's certainly put the
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special sauce on my whopper. God, do you mean you're big Mac who
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say? I never want to hear
you say that in can head. It's
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Flabern you know what I thought of
the chocolate? The candy was like,
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there's no sauce and water. Yeah, whoppers, get the thousand island dressing
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out, just gonna dip it in. Oh God, yeah, because that's
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almost discussy. So Bod we have
plenty of other things to cleanse the mental
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palate from that Shit. Got Chocolate
and that was not we're twelve minutes in
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and I have not drink for over
a month. Yeah, man, you're
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gonna have one all of the hangover. Welcome to the party, motherfucker.
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I know right what. You take
a month off. Even were that motherfucking
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bread son, I know I still
got half a loaf over there and now
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you don't. So Charles doing during
your month of excursions into the deep dark
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life of sobriety? Did you try
anything? Not callic beers. They're out
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there like any like anything duels?
No, no, because there are now
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brewery other favorite. He got super
into the MIC and just like no,
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but I just between you're on beers
times. You See, the people are
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just talking about athletic and somebody's had
the audacity to post a big picture of
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the Budweiser Zero on there. So
basically Budweiser Zero is just ice mountain and
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a glass bottle. Yeah, because
there there is a few things that hairless
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dog and athletic make that are actually
palatable and decent. What extouns not bad?
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Now it isn't. Milk stops actually
pretty decent. I'll tell you what
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was awful. Loginitas IPNA. That
was awful. It was terrible. I
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tried that. They had that at
Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, I know,
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and I pointed at it one day. I was like heck yeah,
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I want to allow a Udis and
they were like all right, cool.
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They were over cracked it. So
on front of me, I took a
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SIP. Out was like this is
weird looking. I took a SIP.
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I was like this taste weird too. Yeah, similar situation. My friend
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and his dad went to a beer
haul up and fishers. I can remember
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the names. That's good because I'm
really want to like the alienate place.
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But the server just took their order
and didn't even tell them they were a
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knocko like beer. They got it
everything and they were. They looked at
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the they were drinking it and they're
like this is not good, and then
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they look at the thing. It
did not say on the menu that was
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not to call it or anything.
So if you work at a place that
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has not a caholic beer, tell
your patrons. It's all I ask.
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But what do you don't like them, then I guess you can enter the
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realms of douchtum that were discussing.
Yeah, we've done that as a joke,
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but then like immediately corrected it,
didn't? You guys get a whole
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like shitload of that stuff. Depends
on which one you're talking about. You
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had some, you had some alcoholic
beer. Oh, I know it was
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clost Holler or something. Oh,
yeah, yeah, that we've had backs.
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We've had forever. Anyone out there
that that decides they want to stop
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drinking, but they want to keep
drinking not alcoholic beer. If you go
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to a bar and you request that
they start carrying it for you, and
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so they actually do and drink through
a case and then they order another case
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because you've been drinking it regularly,
and then you decide that you know drinking
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is for you and you want to
start drinking again. Don't be a Dick
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and not drink any more of your
non alcoholic beer. Finish the case that
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you had them order and politely ask
them not to order anymore, because then
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they're stuck with that beer that they
ordered for you, and not alcohol beer
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tends to have a longer shelf life, so they can't send it back.
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Not calling anyone out specifically but you
know who you are. If you ever
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hear this, are you sitting on
some clost taller? Still, dude,
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there's still. Yeah, yeah,
can I buy a six pack off you?
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It's not alcoholic, so sure,
I just I'm just like, because
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of the hours at work, sometimes
on a Monday night I might want to
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beer and that's when I want to
have an uncleing beer because I have to
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go to work. But there's a
good there's there is a good reason for
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that. If you like the labors, the time and place for it.
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Yeah, but don't be a dick
and ask someone to work for you and
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they don't drink it. The Sax
so the Saxophone Player for iggy pop in
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the stooges on his rider it ask
for Non Alcoholic Beer, and the tour
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manager is just this like easy.
He's cracks nothing but jokes the entire time.
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His entire life is one big punch
line that he that he runs.
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So when he made the writer for
iggy pop in the stooges, he put
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on there. Oh yeah, for
the saxophone player, like in his dressing
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room, make sure there's a six
pack of Non Alcoholic Beer because he likes
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to mix it with his vodka and
I'm like, I'm sitting there looking at
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it, going that's not real.
And I was sitting there talking to one
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of my buddies about it and he
goes, he goes, oh no,
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yeah, that's very real, because
I was. He goes, I was
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one of the videotext for a while
and yeah, that is very real.
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That saxophone player drinks the most weird
shit, like not called Beer, with
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vodka that it doesn't even sound good. That sounds amazing. He poured apparently
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the same guy poured VI eate and
Cocacola in the same glass. That also
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sounds like it could be good.
At least it isn't the like clam one
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close. Come on, that would
actually be I would take clamato over and
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coke, club coke. I'll make
your clamato and coke. We can see.
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I'll go on. No, no, well, I don't drink soda.
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So we had this guy that was
a sales wrap about probably eight years
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ago, coming in here trying to
sell me onlike mixers and stuff, and
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he tried to get me to buy
a chest freezer to store chalice type glasses
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that hold like, I don't know, a leader, but he tried to
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get us to order a chest freezer
to store these glasses because he was convinced
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that we would sell the Shit of
Pacific o Tom's to all the Mexican guys
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coming in here to get drinks,
because you have a very large clientele of
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Mexican sugar smokers, don't you?
We have a number of them. Yeah,
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but at the same time we that
we're that's not exactly a drink that
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pairs well with the cigar. First
problem, we're starting off their second of
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all, I've never had someone come
in here and ask you if I can
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make a pacific o Tom ever.
All right, I'm the tomb. There
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we go, fruit juice, lemon
juice and Pacifico, a Mexican logger and
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something else and this large glass that
you have to have ice cold so it
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frost in the outside and think slightly
freeze in the inside. And it sounds
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like you'd gonna have that with SEVICI. It would probably pair a greatness.
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To be check. Yeah, I
love sevacher. So my next question is
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this. Can you make a Mexican
tone? I mean we've got a native
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American toime that comes in here.
Well, I'm too far off. So,
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since we're talking about beer cocktails and
that's not one of the ones I
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was going to discuss, I'm glad
that you brought that up because that is
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another whole thing that is very similar
to the Shandy but native to Mexico.
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So that's kind of cool. Maybe
this is a good segue if you want
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to sure, beer cocktails are about
as old as drinking itself, as long
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as would making beer. Back in
Mesopotamia people been fucking with their beer and
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the people, like I said,
in the British Isles, were pretty lemonade
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and ginger ail and stuff in their
bears, and that's where the shandies came
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out. And I'm a pretty much
over shandies and I'm thinking that Seltzer's are
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basically just a variation of it on
some levels. He's these alcoholic seltzers.
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If you go to the grocery store
you see tons and tons of them,
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and even even the big boys are
doing it. Michael Breweries are doing it.
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Yes, seltzers, and now they
have hard Coombucha. What the fuck?
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But skibouchho is really not a far
stretch for me because it has to
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be fermented anyway. Yeah, but
the people that really were the tree would
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real quick. We would make it
a hard Kimbucha actually kill off the probiotics,
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because it's not alcoholic enough for to
really have age restriction on Kimbucha.
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So actually making it a hard Kambusha, would that actually make it like not
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worth its time of being Kimbucha?
That's a good question and I'll research that
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for you because I kind of wonder
because the it's like yogurt and for your
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body, but obviously if you add
alcohol to it, wondering if it does
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kill some of those. You definitely
kill off all the good stove. Yeahs
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at least kill some of that.
I mean as a very minimum. Yeah,
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the beer cocktail that I would talked
about on a show. A picture
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for everybody. I've been talking about
this in the Berliner Weiss and historically they
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had the Waldmeister, which was woodrift
Syrup, and him beer, which is
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raspberry. And when I was in
Berlin back in two thousand and seven,
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the servers would come up to your
table and everything they need to give you
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the Bruner Weiss and which was sweet
by or sour by itself, and then
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they would just add all this Sirrup
to point that it was sickening sweet.
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Why this is relevant is there are
a lot of breweries, predominantly three here
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in need in Aplois area, that
are making heavily footed sours and they're all
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and and America. Because these syrups
are not really available. They're just doing
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their own beer cocktails and they're making
them already there. So, whatever you
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think about it, that is just
falling along the progression from what was going
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on in Berlin. What three are
you thinking of? Sun King, Hoosier
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and fourteen worth? I would not
have put Sun King in that. Well,
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they sun king actually has their their
sours now and their food. Would
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I would have put googman before them. They're making fruits hours, like the
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Goodman's been making fruited hours for like
like the ones like fifteen north. Oh
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yeah, okay, well then I
did not. I did not include in
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my articles. I didn't. Don't
know about that, like they're really like
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they're like U A and everything.
Yeah, Oh, are they good?
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They're good. Oh yeah, I
like bouman houses fruited so hours. Okay,
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well, they're doing just fine.
I don't think they need any help,
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but I apologize for SNUBB in them. In my but edit it,
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go back little thing. I can
do that real quickly. But the last
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thing I want to talk about,
because we're going to be trying it later,
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is D and I were talking earlier
that the use of sugar and in
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the British drinks didn't come about until
the colonial times when they brought sugar back
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from the Caribbean colonizes, the colonizers. Yeah, whatever it and Stout Punch.
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It was an island drink that was
made with rum, stout, condensed
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milk and an egg, and we're
going to be doing something very similar for
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our last drink tonight and I'm looking
forward to doing that. But beer cocktails
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are report of the subject and I
just wanted to make sure that we discuss
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them. We'll get that down run
on. Yeah, and I also like
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what you do with the drinks you
tried so far. At least the white
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Russian was a good beer cocktail.
Yeah, the JFIVE was cool. See
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if I was supposed to do is
it was. It was a bit like
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it was different from it from a
white Russians, like a way way different,
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but at the same time Wi the
same to yeah, we put Amro
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and it just to make it a
little bit more diversified versus just being like
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this is just an extra alcoholic white
Russian. Oh Yeah, Um, let's
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let's look what else is on our
plate. That bread man, it's so
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good. That's why we've been so
quiet over here at the aid of the
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table. We just been eating bread. Digit you just be go in a
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town on some bread right now.
How much bread you have left? Some?
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I think it would go. Go
with that too. Give it a
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shot. Yeah, but I do. What's this thing with green on top?
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WHOA? The best way to put
alcohol in your bellies is with a
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lot of sugar. So you have
marguarity cupcakes. They are a margy reason
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a cupcake and Tequila Lime Marguerita icing. That's awesome, but you would salts
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real. You teased us with MOLRT. I don't have my Lord at home.
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I did not know that you guys
were really actually feeling the Lord.
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I flooded that out there a as
a joke. I and I thought you
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were serious, because I love some
a lords. I would straight up like
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my idea from a Lord. SPICECAKE
is legit, like Milord Carnio, like
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yeah, when you're yeah, it's
about it. I was all on board.
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Just talk about the technique. Right
now I'm seeing one like pulling out,
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pulling a decent chunk of icing off
and spreading it around. Seeing one
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dude is getingy. Just go smash
this thing, and then I see another
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one who has only one oh no, only wit either. To people I'm
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watching do this now, only waity
to come. They're ripping the bottom part
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of the cupcake off and making a
sandwich like this. Yeah, okay,
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I'm not. Okay, I guess
I'm doing that. Have you done it
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before? No, I have.
So there are salt sprinkles on the top
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of the cupcake, so it's not
going to like hit your tongue in the
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same way, but that's perfectly fine
because this is going to have like get
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your cake to icing Ricio a little
bit more in place. That's why I
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took half my eyesing off what looks
like an ice cream sandwich. Oh yeah,
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but it smells so good. It's
very good. It reminds me of
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Sherburn in a very positive way,
especially after dwyn's that ice cream sandwich.
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Hmm, Oh my God, I
got some salt. I'm thinking I might
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have cut some you know, future
dessert pieces a little too big right now.
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Looking for I just got them in
half. Might have to what's this
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full you speak of? Do you
just all have a bag of holding as
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a stomach? You know, it's
only a level for somebody. He might
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have had a whole little caesars pizza
like only three hours before he came in.
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Those five dollar already, like no
stuff crust. Oh Shit, that's
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so. You know he's serious,
because somebody might have gone and smashed like
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sixteen inch from Pizza King in order
our bread stakes. Oh Yeah, Oh
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yeah, I had a pulled pork
slangwich. I had four slices of thin
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cross pizza. I just thought everybody
ate pizza today. Are you do a
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pool work? I've smoke a part
shure over today. So Nice. You
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think you're special. My pizza was
cold and left over from last night.
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Is that where you're calling it?
You just call it smoking a porkoin.
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I see what you did there.
What should I call it? Spit Ros
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in the Vienna sausage? Oh well, I get some more of chuck.
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This. Your own Damn podcast is
retired. I thought the Vienna Sauze and
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was me and my lady beds.
I was like, okay, Oh,
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I would's way. What I would
like to point out the title of this
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would call mine. This is a
gateway to lesser things on every level.
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Somehow I have both shock. I'm
not sure what's going on. Do you
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sit over here just weirdest owner ever. Oh God. Meanwhile, Chuck is
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actually retired. He's like yeah,
I'm just not going to be some guys
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is water. It's all fucking doing
this, taking a break, walking away.
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I like how you call him chuck, and everything just makes me think,
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because this week I was writing a
lot about some dumb shit that's going
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on in this world, and I
saw something that I want to share with
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the group. Was it your shadow? That that's funny too, but six
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more weeks of winter? Yeah,
Damn it, Andrew, Andrew, this
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tastes like so much Tequila, but
I swear there's like a shot in the
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whole batch. Imagine living in a
nation where Cardi B's wet ass pussy wins
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Song of the year, yet kat
and the hat is deemed inappropriate content and
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Disney slaps content warnings on the muffet
show. That sounds pretty legit. Yeah,
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what's wrong with that? I mean, like David Banner's play, like
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they're not love of love. Cat
in the hat is not deemed it appropriate.
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It wasn't one of the six books
that they decided to stop making.
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Yes, but they've been. They've
been kicking it, getting hard on core
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on it, about clasp stuff,
about looking down from the top and stuff.
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They were ripping it apart. That's
I mean like critiquing literature is are
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we not doing that anymore? Like
that's a loud yeah, it's almost.
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I'm sorry, don't get me startled. And he started it. It's like
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anything goes. It's cat the hat, like your the hill you're gonna die
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on, like it's such a weird
hill, though, because, like it's
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not. It's like everybody's fighting over
this one particular hill. And then Andrew
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turns around a hundred eighty degrees like
one, okay, Buddy, it's not
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clearly know. It's yeah, Jason
Hill. So I basically I said you
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better leave Mr Rogers, Bob Ross
and Shellie Brown alone, because and they
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have been pillars of the motherfucking community. We help them up and said,
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hey, look at this. Where
are we talking about? Dr Seuss?
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Yeah, there's no the Carolan's gonna
die on the cabin hat hill. We
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can take a step back and like
one of the six books that they've stopped
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creating. The people who won the
rights to the books elected to not print
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six of them. The rest of
his archive is still available. Yeah,
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they were just like these six.
Not The right image we wanted to convey
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with Dr Soyce and and that's the
correct pronunciation. And Out of those six
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I've only ever even heard of one
of them. So they're like it.
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But I think I saw the Alberry
Street. Was a great book. Did
404
00:31:00.819 --> 00:31:04.009
you say a salt one? Because
I think I saw it on Mulberry Street.
405
00:31:04.049 --> 00:31:07.410
I haven't, I didn't. I
thought it at the FOLCO over the
406
00:31:07.490 --> 00:31:11.490
one about the zoo all, but
this is a great book too. These
407
00:31:11.490 --> 00:31:14.329
are great books. I'm moving older, so maybe I got to experience these
408
00:31:14.329 --> 00:31:17.089
books back in the s. They
will hold and hold on. Here's the
409
00:31:17.170 --> 00:31:22.720
problem that I have be a little
bit older. I remember when people told
410
00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:27.079
me they used to go see people
in a zoo. That's just being a
411
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:33.829
little bit older. That shit ain't
right. Continuing to have children's books that
412
00:31:33.950 --> 00:31:37.190
have people in zoo and aren't hold
on. Kind of a problem. So
413
00:31:37.430 --> 00:31:41.829
I go to the zoo and I
like I go there to see people,
414
00:31:41.990 --> 00:31:45.190
but they're not here. Is there
a there zoo? Nothing in this Yo?
415
00:31:45.269 --> 00:31:47.339
Yeah, see, that's the down
that's the one where you just sit
416
00:31:47.420 --> 00:31:49.660
in that little outdoor area by the
by the food court at the zoo in
417
00:31:49.980 --> 00:31:53.859
in here in Indie and you just
u saw and just watch. You sit
418
00:31:53.940 --> 00:31:57.299
and watch outside the Dolphin arena.
Oh yeah, it's great. I like
419
00:31:57.420 --> 00:32:00.380
to People Watch. I don't usually
do it at the zoo, though.
420
00:32:00.900 --> 00:32:02.809
I don't normally when either. At
the zoo costs money, though, like
421
00:32:02.930 --> 00:32:06.569
I'll just doesn't when you get it
doesn't when you get in. Fine it
422
00:32:06.650 --> 00:32:09.089
for a company picnic. You can
just stand on sixty two street and broader
423
00:32:09.089 --> 00:32:12.890
ripple and have the same amount of
fun. I'm saying, go to free
424
00:32:12.930 --> 00:32:15.410
place. Every time I stand in
the street corner people try to pick me
425
00:32:15.450 --> 00:32:22.400
up. You can't help those sexy
legs. Sometimes it's the police. You
426
00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:29.119
can't help those V arms. There's
nothing I can see around arm and dangerous
427
00:32:29.119 --> 00:32:40.309
at all times. Oh, I
don't know what that was. A Bronco
428
00:32:40.390 --> 00:32:45.859
Berry sauce from our bees is still
good. Goes a great on Halloween.
429
00:32:45.900 --> 00:32:51.259
Your poppers. Yes, it does. I just hi again. That's not
430
00:32:51.380 --> 00:32:53.980
my thing. I don't like mixing
sweet and Savory. Well, who said
431
00:32:53.980 --> 00:32:58.299
ANYTHING ABOUT SAVOR? You? I
don't think allowing your poppers, I don't
432
00:32:58.339 --> 00:33:02.569
think the Arby's was making poppers are
savory. They're not sweet. They are
433
00:33:02.650 --> 00:33:07.369
one your chicken there with the broncoberry
sauce. Exactly. The broncoberry soft is
434
00:33:07.490 --> 00:33:12.250
sauce is the sweet part helping.
Your poppers by themselves are not sweet,
435
00:33:12.450 --> 00:33:16.000
so I don't want they're also not
really savory. It's like cream, cheese
436
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:19.839
and pepper. You. I would
call that Anny Sare. He's jetty.
437
00:33:19.880 --> 00:33:24.519
I'm sorry, sweet. No,
you like to mix the DONADO's Marinara sauce,
438
00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:28.589
which is sweeter, with the not
you cheese sauce, which is spicy
439
00:33:29.109 --> 00:33:31.869
and savory. Yeah, the the
you break your own rule, the savoriness.
440
00:33:32.309 --> 00:33:36.710
No one takes Marinara sauce and puts
it on a pancake and is like,
441
00:33:36.829 --> 00:33:38.710
HMM, this is such a sweet
dessert. No, that is also
442
00:33:38.829 --> 00:33:43.859
not between and indroded. We had
eightplant parmeers on pancakes, didn't it was
443
00:33:43.900 --> 00:33:47.380
great. Yeah, okay, those
are eggplant or narrow Armazan pancakes? Not,
444
00:33:47.619 --> 00:33:52.539
you didn't specify what kind of pancakes
they were. Savory, the classic,
445
00:33:52.579 --> 00:33:57.730
Ie hot pancakes. So diabetes.
We don't have an eye up and
446
00:33:57.809 --> 00:34:00.690
I don't, I don't do I
hup. Yeah, there's still one to
447
00:34:00.730 --> 00:34:04.250
Brownsberg, isn't there? They're still
one in Brownsberger, stilling off of thirty
448
00:34:04.289 --> 00:34:07.010
Eighth Street. Just they just tell
you know you don't want me anymore when
449
00:34:07.010 --> 00:34:10.199
you can only find it out out
of your street. Yeah, Jack in
450
00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:15.840
a box, Jack in a box. Steak and shake. There's taking shake
451
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:22.920
and the in Avon. Yeah,
it shouldn't be curly and I aready taken
452
00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:29.510
chake from Grub hub and I love
I clicked on the Avon One and there
453
00:34:29.510 --> 00:34:31.750
are a star rating through GRUB hub. Not very good in the review is
454
00:34:31.789 --> 00:34:34.750
not very good. So it's like, Oh, I'll switch it over to
455
00:34:34.869 --> 00:34:38.579
the plainfield one. Then it's equally
as close, even worse, like Oh
456
00:34:38.619 --> 00:34:42.619
yeah, thank game. On the
only one, the only steak and shake
457
00:34:42.699 --> 00:34:51.059
location that I've been to that didn't
suck ass was the Brownsburg up off of
458
00:34:51.139 --> 00:34:53.849
seventy four. Nice like that one's
actually like it was decent, like the
459
00:34:53.929 --> 00:34:57.849
people were actually there. Yeah,
people. Well, I don't know if
460
00:34:57.849 --> 00:35:02.570
it is anymore, but have you
nope, wait, keystone. Yeah,
461
00:35:02.730 --> 00:35:07.079
it's up up north of fork,
north of forty six on keystone, I
462
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:12.840
think, by like fifty four.
I think fifty two, fifty four,
463
00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:15.440
something like that. So, like, I like steak and shake, I
464
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:20.239
like the Greasy Smash Burgers. I
don't get me wrong, I like it.
465
00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:23.110
I like it for like Shit,
I don't like how they're practicing right
466
00:35:23.110 --> 00:35:27.110
now. I don't like how they're
practicing either. However, they're trying to
467
00:35:27.190 --> 00:35:31.670
keep the okay. So I'm sorry, I'm going to go to small tangent
468
00:35:31.789 --> 00:35:37.500
here. So fifty style diners weird
me the fuck out. Yeah, because
469
00:35:37.539 --> 00:35:42.460
in the S I would not be
allowed in a dinner or you'd have to
470
00:35:42.500 --> 00:35:44.699
use a specim door. Do,
no, no, that just when.
471
00:35:44.780 --> 00:35:46.099
Now you just would. You just
wouldn't be allowed. End Period. They
472
00:35:46.139 --> 00:35:52.690
have dogs and fire hoses for that
Shit Anyway. So Huh. Anyway,
473
00:35:52.809 --> 00:35:57.329
so the whole like one thousand nine
hundred and fifty style diner that everybody like
474
00:35:57.489 --> 00:36:00.849
tries to hold onto like it was
some magical time where negroes weren't allowed anywhere
475
00:36:00.849 --> 00:36:07.199
anyway. So steak and shake is
trying to hold onto that feel and like
476
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:12.159
that kind of service, but also
meet the needs of our current economy and
477
00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:15.719
with covid and shit. So they
kind of restricted their menu and like made
478
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:20.349
everything real streamline and like I just
don't like it. Like here's my problem.
479
00:36:21.269 --> 00:36:23.670
I've never walked into a steak and
shake and not been like, HMM,
480
00:36:23.789 --> 00:36:27.909
the floor's not sticky, we got
net. Well, I've never walked
481
00:36:27.949 --> 00:36:30.789
in there I've been like yeah,
this floor, this floor feels like it
482
00:36:30.869 --> 00:36:37.260
was cleaned recently south side off of
thirty one, mainly because you know it
483
00:36:37.380 --> 00:36:42.619
has to be clean on drag race
nights. What nights are drag race nights?
484
00:36:43.460 --> 00:36:46.849
Friday night, Saturday night, okay, but also LARP nights for some
485
00:36:46.889 --> 00:36:52.050
strange reason. What is lords of
a feather? Live action role playing?
486
00:36:52.610 --> 00:36:54.289
Yeah, yeah, not in the
dungeons, not the fury stuff. No,
487
00:36:57.130 --> 00:37:01.000
usually with like wooding or foam weapons, not wooden. Definitely. Sometimes
488
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:05.679
called kind of like the acts throwing
at WHO's your brain? No, not
489
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:09.679
even fucking close. That's real assault, like if there's somebody down there,
490
00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:14.360
you're going to fucking jail, like
live, actually real play, giving you
491
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:21.630
a lock seriously, what the fuck? What fun is it if your swords
492
00:37:21.670 --> 00:37:23.829
and we're beating the shit out of
each other? D But live. No,
493
00:37:23.909 --> 00:37:25.909
if you're not using real weapons,
what a bunch of what is?
494
00:37:27.590 --> 00:37:30.780
Okay, all right, let's call
on you and don't get my mace.
495
00:37:30.980 --> 00:37:34.780
Hold on, hold on. I
just want to like point out that there's
496
00:37:34.820 --> 00:37:38.579
not a person at this table they
wouldn't beat your hests. I have I
497
00:37:38.659 --> 00:37:43.900
canna get the lot. I gonna
get JOICEWAS does all kinds of random martial
498
00:37:43.940 --> 00:37:49.449
arts. Just likes hitting people.
I don't even count. That's not real
499
00:37:49.530 --> 00:37:52.010
weapons. Phone. I love ways, love, I love my credentials.
500
00:37:52.289 --> 00:37:58.050
Just like getting how do you's a
quarter staff? Okay, okay, you
501
00:37:58.130 --> 00:38:00.880
have qualifications. I'll beat your I
will beat your ass with one. I
502
00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:05.159
think. I maze my break.
What's is going I think the most.
503
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:09.599
I just want to see a quarterstaff
versus quarterstaff showdown. Dude, can we
504
00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:12.949
do it just like in the men
in tides? WORK KEEPS BREAKING IN HALF
505
00:38:13.030 --> 00:38:15.070
and getting smaller and smaller than we
just smack each other's fingers. Yes,
506
00:38:15.190 --> 00:38:21.070
that's it tells that many balls into
a stix inch deep creek. You never
507
00:38:21.150 --> 00:38:23.989
played the Mechel smoke game? No, Oh man, I you plan not
508
00:38:24.150 --> 00:38:29.539
good at those games. No,
with the pencils? No, Oh yeah,
509
00:38:30.300 --> 00:38:32.300
have not, where you put your
hands on top of somebody else and
510
00:38:32.380 --> 00:38:35.579
you try to smack him. No, sucks so bad. They councils do
511
00:38:35.659 --> 00:38:37.579
the senses right, but like it's
this similar kind of thing, like,
512
00:38:37.659 --> 00:38:39.940
no, I'm not good at those
days. This is the kind of de
513
00:38:40.099 --> 00:38:44.489
really in the that I love.
Yes, I'm really anybody. But,
514
00:38:44.650 --> 00:38:45.969
Andrew, I'm going to say you
should do with the beer in the glasses
515
00:38:46.090 --> 00:38:50.449
first for the next segment, before
you put the ice cream, and otherwise
516
00:38:50.489 --> 00:38:52.650
it's just going to foam. Yeah, in the bubbles will not pop,
517
00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:54.329
but I want to talk a little
bit about it before we do it solutely.
518
00:38:54.570 --> 00:38:59.400
All right, so there's a great
little brewery down in Garfield Park,
519
00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:02.480
Garfield Brewery, and every week they've
been doing releases and crazy stouts. They
520
00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:10.309
did a creamy coffee stout before last
with local snake oil like coffee, but
521
00:39:10.750 --> 00:39:15.230
this last week they did a root
beer float stout. So the coffee snake
522
00:39:15.670 --> 00:39:19.469
or the coffee place is called snake
oil, I think. So okay,
523
00:39:19.510 --> 00:39:22.869
because I thought you were just calling
them a snake oil company, and first
524
00:39:22.909 --> 00:39:25.460
I was like, God damn,
he doesn't like them. At a coffee
525
00:39:25.539 --> 00:39:30.900
just put a bunch of food coloring
in water. Yeah, so that.
526
00:39:30.219 --> 00:39:35.900
And then they're gonna do a seminole
one day. But we're I got the
527
00:39:35.980 --> 00:39:37.969
idea for this when I went down
to the dark is achievement down at Cedar
528
00:39:38.010 --> 00:39:42.010
Creek and we were all sitting around
there, all that beer snob sitting together
529
00:39:42.010 --> 00:39:44.889
at table, and the brewer came
out and anything and he had a big
530
00:39:44.889 --> 00:39:47.250
old chunk ice cream in his dark's
achievement. He goes, I do this
531
00:39:47.449 --> 00:39:51.570
every year. He goes, this
is my tradition, and I thought we
532
00:39:51.690 --> 00:39:54.920
were float with stout. What a
great idea, and so you guys keep
533
00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:59.199
talking while I make these cocktails.
So hold on, hold on. He
534
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:02.679
put it in the dark is.
Did she aavement? Because you said that
535
00:40:02.920 --> 00:40:08.030
in deep perked up. It's such
a so hard, such a funny euphemism.
536
00:40:08.389 --> 00:40:13.469
His head shot up like Oh shit. He was like, I don't
537
00:40:13.510 --> 00:40:15.949
know what's happening. That's what I'm
going to call it from now on,
538
00:40:15.110 --> 00:40:21.539
my darkest achievement in that's a real
gamer here. It is a real beer
539
00:40:21.619 --> 00:40:27.460
and I have something that done there
to call it the darkest achievement. People
540
00:40:27.500 --> 00:40:30.019
are like, Oh, deep,
stayed over. Did you get the darkest
541
00:40:30.059 --> 00:40:40.170
achievement? Why? Why is tonight
consistently gone back to your Dick? Why
542
00:40:40.210 --> 00:40:44.010
does it do it every day?
Because the achievement was unlocked? I don't
543
00:40:44.010 --> 00:40:47.929
know. Yeah, anyone lock that
achievement, the dark disc achievement? Hey,
544
00:40:49.849 --> 00:40:54.199
chuck, you remember that sample we
were talking about? No, I'm
545
00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:59.119
dropking like I'd like to point out
that I'm using the sound bite from Dwayne
546
00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:02.760
good stream in this yes, now, I do only that time to use
547
00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:10.510
it. We've got overweisce vanilla.
which sound bite, because there's more than
548
00:41:10.590 --> 00:41:14.309
enough. Oh, I have so
many. What were you come out of
549
00:41:14.309 --> 00:41:20.460
the closet? I thought that was
every day. I don't think you have
550
00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:23.380
to do that every day. It
depends on how many new people you eat.
551
00:41:23.420 --> 00:41:28.980
Yeah, living your best life.
Can we get the microphone on one
552
00:41:28.980 --> 00:41:35.409
of those? I ould hear the
BLOOP. Oh, that was nice.
553
00:41:36.449 --> 00:41:38.449
That sounds so dirty. It sounds
like a juicy sheet. Without headphones,
554
00:41:38.489 --> 00:41:46.840
I can't hear anything at all.
Oh, hold on, hold all the
555
00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:49.840
hold, hold a hold, hold, don't do it. They'll do it.
556
00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:57.800
They'll do it, they'll do it
here. Salt just sounds like juicy
557
00:41:57.920 --> 00:42:01.389
shit every time it does dropping the
kids off before I could get on the
558
00:42:01.429 --> 00:42:07.429
last one. Oh, it's fine, so it's just just playing over wise
559
00:42:07.469 --> 00:42:10.789
vanilla. Oh, but device you
really need anything else? Root beer stuff.
560
00:42:10.909 --> 00:42:15.300
Pass them around, tell your friends. Yeah, did did it?
561
00:42:15.380 --> 00:42:25.860
Did it it? Did you have
the one that looks like Smegma? I
562
00:42:25.980 --> 00:42:30.210
really don't want you to use that
term after we just talked about Da's Dick.
563
00:42:30.610 --> 00:42:37.130
I'm Jewish. Yeah, no,
smegma. There see perfect time for
564
00:42:37.170 --> 00:42:43.809
that sound bite. Make a special
a special version of this podcast where you
565
00:42:43.849 --> 00:42:52.719
just put that sound bite in.
Like. So, is this kosher?
566
00:42:53.639 --> 00:42:57.320
I mean, isn't saying in the
Bible you can't mix R be out with
567
00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:01.389
ice cream? No, but there's
rules for the milk and for the production
568
00:43:01.469 --> 00:43:05.309
of alcohol. Yeah, so we're
Breaking Cup. This isn't kosher at any
569
00:43:05.349 --> 00:43:09.110
level. Is there any place with
use not kosher? He literally just date
570
00:43:09.190 --> 00:43:14.300
like pulled pork. Yeah, that
wasn't as him. Yeah, that's what
571
00:43:14.380 --> 00:43:17.300
I mean. Yeah, all right, let's try these. Uh. Yeah,
572
00:43:17.300 --> 00:43:21.099
and Charlie and I had a hand
for breakfast this morning. HMM,
573
00:43:21.300 --> 00:43:23.820
hamming it up. You smell.
My own els like marper float. My
574
00:43:23.900 --> 00:43:27.969
only thing about this is there is
a slight hot presence, which is the
575
00:43:28.050 --> 00:43:35.449
only thing I think that the root
beer float wouldn't. It's good, though.
576
00:43:36.130 --> 00:43:42.639
How that hot presence is weird.
Oh, other than that it's great,
577
00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:45.960
though in there I think the ice
cream ratio needs to be higher for
578
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:52.320
the beer. I like it because
the hobbiness, like with the cream,
579
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:54.989
is good, but without the cream
is just kind of weird. Charlie mixes
580
00:43:54.989 --> 00:43:59.989
up. How's that? How is
it? Is it better? I'd do
581
00:44:00.190 --> 00:44:01.829
a better nd, but I dropped
my fork on the floor. What do
582
00:44:01.909 --> 00:44:06.750
you think doing this place? I
like would neat off the floor here.
583
00:44:07.909 --> 00:44:09.940
Never gets cleaned. Yeah, I
mean if I was at home I would,
584
00:44:10.820 --> 00:44:15.380
but here I won't. But it
does get cleaned. Yeah, I
585
00:44:15.500 --> 00:44:17.059
know. She just doesn't want to
meet it off a stranger feats. Yeah,
586
00:44:17.099 --> 00:44:21.940
stranger feet are a no go.
Personal family femes is fine, but
587
00:44:22.300 --> 00:44:25.730
unless you're at the dunge. You
bring up a very good point. We
588
00:44:25.849 --> 00:44:31.610
have a dog consensual trained your feet
that Charles don't consent to stranger the subject
589
00:44:31.650 --> 00:44:35.610
of the hops is one of the
reasons that I didn't use the Guinness that
590
00:44:35.889 --> 00:44:40.639
purchased for the last cocktail we're going
to do because I didn't want it to
591
00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:45.800
mess with the in the Stout Punch. So that's you know, a dry
592
00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:50.960
stout would work perfectly closer to with
a root beer. Need to be more
593
00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:54.190
of it, and Irish dry style, I think. Then I hopped stout.
594
00:44:54.670 --> 00:44:59.349
Oh Yeah, mixing that up is
like crazy good. The hot presence
595
00:44:59.389 --> 00:45:00.230
on that. I feel like they
could have changed it up to something a
596
00:45:00.309 --> 00:45:05.269
little bit different than that. It's
just not driving for me in some weird
597
00:45:05.309 --> 00:45:08.300
way. I'm telling you, just
need more ice cream. Let the sugar
598
00:45:08.340 --> 00:45:13.900
to the heavy lifting. Do you
have more ray scream plot, megan?
599
00:45:15.019 --> 00:45:22.969
We're going to see if this works. Laid on thick. Is there truly
600
00:45:22.010 --> 00:45:32.610
any other way? Duncushion Bitta.
Hopefully it's sweet. Goes from a beer
601
00:45:32.650 --> 00:45:37.800
float to a beermer mo shirt.
As anybody ever had the lemonade from boys
602
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:39.960
know, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's actually it's pretty good. They've
603
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:46.360
got fruit punch to speaking of fruit
punch, there are so many beers now
604
00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:50.909
that are fruit punch flavored. I'm
yeah, yeah, like. Well,
605
00:45:51.590 --> 00:45:55.349
untitled art has one. I was
up in Maravelle at well, do like
606
00:45:55.630 --> 00:46:00.389
as one to oh not so our
me. Oh yeah, no, I
607
00:46:00.550 --> 00:46:02.469
had one time. I tag you
INA. When I try today, it
608
00:46:02.590 --> 00:46:07.260
was the yeah, you take me
in something, the nerds. Nert what
609
00:46:07.539 --> 00:46:09.940
it didn't look at it. I
just saw on tab it was strawberry and
610
00:46:10.460 --> 00:46:13.780
whatever else, but it was supposed
to be nerds. Look like it.
611
00:46:14.500 --> 00:46:17.420
He's right, aren't I always?
Yeah, but now just taste like ice
612
00:46:17.460 --> 00:46:23.369
cream, which is delicious ice cream, and beer, beer flavored ice cream.
613
00:46:23.449 --> 00:46:30.130
Dude, like this beer is a
great milkshake beer. Oh Man,
614
00:46:30.650 --> 00:46:35.239
yeah, he's get those hops in
the back end. I don't know if
615
00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:37.320
you need to rinse your glasses for
if at the end. So I think
616
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:42.400
probably be okay, as long as
you finish up your drink. HMM,
617
00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:49.309
what next? Sofire this leader?
I don't know. Look, normally when
618
00:46:49.349 --> 00:46:52.469
we do this we kind of go
over everything we're going to do before we
619
00:46:52.510 --> 00:46:55.030
get started. This time we all
just sort of like cluster fucked together.
620
00:46:55.110 --> 00:47:00.909
Were just like I brought shit.
Yes, yeah, so excited. It's
621
00:47:00.989 --> 00:47:04.420
been almost three months. Let's just
do it. Yeah, yeah, we
622
00:47:04.460 --> 00:47:08.420
kind of cannonballed and I kind of
think that just we've eating a lot of
623
00:47:08.460 --> 00:47:10.940
food and we have some more food
there, so we can maybe chat for
624
00:47:10.940 --> 00:47:17.130
a little bit and get back to
it. Yeah, I mean hungry.
625
00:47:22.730 --> 00:47:25.570
I love the fact that he's just
like no, I'm so hungry, like
626
00:47:25.690 --> 00:47:30.280
we're not playing this fucking game today. I mean, there's more donuts.
627
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:36.559
I'm twice your size. If you
move slowly, I will eat you accurate.
628
00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:46.869
No, thanks, back to the
dungeon. I don't consent to this.
629
00:47:47.030 --> 00:47:51.349
I definitely prefer the consensual eating.
Yah. Yeah, no, like
630
00:47:51.550 --> 00:47:58.860
the the non consensual eating is frowned
upon in most societies, sometimes even consensual
631
00:47:58.940 --> 00:48:02.780
eating. Yeah, I think that
varies on state to state, maybe even
632
00:48:02.780 --> 00:48:07.219
county to county in some states.
I think that's just toss toxic masculinity.
633
00:48:08.900 --> 00:48:12.579
I mean the Packard Party. We
disagree with you. Yeah, let's be
634
00:48:12.579 --> 00:48:15.130
honest. There's two different kinds of
eating we're, thank you, flirting with
635
00:48:15.210 --> 00:48:20.889
right here. I'm talking about going
to like Gold Crowl what are you talking
636
00:48:20.929 --> 00:48:29.000
about? Going to a way traveled
by wagon across country in loss of the
637
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:34.760
snow store? We're I'll talk about
the same thing. I don't think so
638
00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:42.710
ends with an honor. I mean, I like Sushi and you like Sushi.
639
00:48:45.750 --> 00:48:51.869
Yeah, I'm really into sea food. I mean like love the roast
640
00:48:51.949 --> 00:48:55.940
beef. I mean we we're talking
about Arby's. Yeah, I'm thinking ourbis.
641
00:49:00.619 --> 00:49:04.380
I was to this can't is can't. I'm so excited, but I
642
00:49:04.420 --> 00:49:06.940
had nothing to say. Oh,
before we get started, in like I
643
00:49:07.059 --> 00:49:22.289
haste to, we packed suitcase.
Jenny, holy well, glass plate.
644
00:49:22.369 --> 00:49:25.320
Yes, I realize now why it's
so heavy, because the pie I brought
645
00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:29.639
has a glass plate. But still, this thing weighs like twenty pounds.
646
00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:32.679
It is a is a hefty yeah, hi, I felt how dense that
647
00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:36.880
wasn't I'm like murdered. Oh that's
the glass plate, apparently. Yes,
648
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:38.789
Oh, by the way, there's
a plate in there that's made a glass.
649
00:49:39.590 --> 00:49:43.469
No ways, a good point.
Did you know like glasses and actually
650
00:49:43.469 --> 00:49:47.269
a liquid? Most prize I find
need a support structure. Yes, and
651
00:49:47.429 --> 00:49:52.019
the crust is not stable enough without
it. Usually it's like an aluminum pipe
652
00:49:52.139 --> 00:49:58.059
in. Yeah, but you know, traditionally they used other things like Sirr
653
00:49:58.099 --> 00:50:00.579
I mix, maybe even glass.
Yeah, this place slate glass, basically,
654
00:50:00.619 --> 00:50:04.980
I heard that's what this bine.
You paid deposit at this place and
655
00:50:05.179 --> 00:50:07.489
you get you get the money back
if you turn it back and you'll get
656
00:50:07.530 --> 00:50:10.130
o the pie nice. If you
knew that, don't. Why would you?
657
00:50:14.769 --> 00:50:16.610
I love the fact that he was
like, like you were you forgot,
658
00:50:17.650 --> 00:50:22.320
and my favorite part was the realization
on your face earlier when you were
659
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:23.639
cutting it and you just went,
Oh my God, it's a glass fan
660
00:50:23.760 --> 00:50:29.000
in here. D Shut Your Pie
Hole. No, fillip, full of
661
00:50:29.079 --> 00:50:34.760
Pie, full of Pie, full
of Pie, full of Pie, full
662
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:38.710
of pot, full of Pie and
full of Pie. Andrew, three point
663
00:50:38.750 --> 00:50:42.550
one, four, three point one, four one, five nine one,
664
00:50:42.789 --> 00:50:45.429
five one nine, three point one. Wait a minute, five seven nine,
665
00:50:45.789 --> 00:50:49.789
no, three point one, four
one, five nine one, hundred,
666
00:50:49.829 --> 00:50:51.980
five nine one, forty nine.
I love that. I think there
667
00:50:52.099 --> 00:50:54.739
is something. Sigh, five seven
nine, because it's been would make sense.
668
00:50:54.780 --> 00:50:58.579
That would almost repeat you, like
fuck, you will not. Yeah,
669
00:50:58.619 --> 00:51:01.219
we're ending. Oh Yeah, bitch, we have off. I don't
670
00:51:01.219 --> 00:51:04.809
even have to remember that anymore.
I got a button. It's like a
671
00:51:04.889 --> 00:51:07.849
whole last pie button. All my
calculator. Yeah, my teacher was like,
672
00:51:07.929 --> 00:51:09.449
you're never just, you know,
carry a calculator around everywhere. I
673
00:51:09.769 --> 00:51:15.170
pull out my only size super computer. Did you know? Nine in the
674
00:51:15.210 --> 00:51:20.039
year two thousand, all the photos
ever taken on earth could fit in one
675
00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:22.880
turabye. At least that's what I
heard. I think that might have been
676
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:27.119
a little bit of bullshit. At
the same position, three point one,
677
00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:29.639
four, one, five, nine, two, sixty, fifty three five
678
00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:31.989
are the first ten digits when the
seven come in. It's my favorite part.
679
00:51:32.469 --> 00:51:36.670
And I have these plate. Why
don't you want my plate? Because
680
00:51:36.670 --> 00:51:38.710
this is a big ass piece.
Okay, that's legit. That that's a
681
00:51:38.750 --> 00:51:44.070
good reason, you know. Yeah, that's that's that's real. Mine to
682
00:51:44.269 --> 00:51:49.219
all allow with these ass it's my
ass. Is indeed the largest ass at
683
00:51:49.260 --> 00:51:52.860
the table. It's the smallest if
your ass is on the table, but
684
00:51:52.980 --> 00:51:57.380
we're time having to have a conversation. My ass is just the tables really
685
00:51:57.420 --> 00:52:00.099
more on my ass. Yeah,
is that what's supporting that in? Yeah,
686
00:52:00.340 --> 00:52:06.690
okay, Charles fucked. Is there
another fork? Yeah, there's a
687
00:52:06.769 --> 00:52:08.969
bunch of me. You can actually
have this one I got. Yeah,
688
00:52:09.010 --> 00:52:13.369
when it's done, it's to be
nice. So we are going to be
689
00:52:13.650 --> 00:52:16.920
eating the Pie Right? Yes,
no, no, we're not pie.
690
00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:21.159
We're going to start at it.
It's gonna be there pretty much all self.
691
00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:23.199
Or Yeah, man's will and never
eat it. This is technically a
692
00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:28.039
candle, just put a wicked out
all that and you'll light it. We
693
00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:31.269
went out to a freaking little like
flea market thing out and tear hoote and
694
00:52:31.469 --> 00:52:36.309
we went past this booth and some
lady was in it. She was restocking
695
00:52:36.349 --> 00:52:39.630
her booth. I thought she legit
had like pieces of Pie and cupcakes and
696
00:52:39.670 --> 00:52:43.909
all this other shit. Nope,
they were all candles. I was pissed
697
00:52:43.909 --> 00:52:53.260
as hell because like invite into one. Did you doing? Did you find
698
00:52:53.340 --> 00:52:58.730
into legit? Picked up a piece
of like the cake, like started to
699
00:52:58.809 --> 00:53:00.250
open it and run of her and
I was like, Oh, it smells
700
00:53:00.289 --> 00:53:02.610
great and I reached down picked up
was like why does it feel weird?
701
00:53:02.650 --> 00:53:07.849
And she goes, she was how
many candles are you feeling up? Why
702
00:53:07.849 --> 00:53:13.639
are we doing? Are we doing
straight Bourbon with those? Yes, it's
703
00:53:13.760 --> 00:53:16.760
good. Okay, starting to think
I should have done a different bourbon.
704
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:22.119
Well, I'm trying to figure out
is why, why you think it would
705
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:27.269
be appropriate just go feel of someone's
cake? I was like, I was
706
00:53:27.349 --> 00:53:30.469
like I have the I have the
thing. I'm going to take it and
707
00:53:30.590 --> 00:53:32.389
I'm going to buy it, but
I'm going to eat it right fucking now.
708
00:53:32.909 --> 00:53:37.150
Just that handsome cake and walk.
Yeah, I'm like, I was
709
00:53:37.190 --> 00:53:42.460
going to bring Elijah Craik. So
we drinking some at least that level holding.
710
00:53:42.579 --> 00:53:47.619
Well, maybe it smaller batch,
I feel so. Are we just
711
00:53:47.699 --> 00:53:51.820
shooting those no, you're sipping it
as you eat the Pie. I mean
712
00:53:51.860 --> 00:53:52.579
this is the way to this is
way it was meant to be done.
713
00:53:53.780 --> 00:53:58.170
I'm still having flashbacks, by the
way. I don't think we describe this
714
00:53:58.369 --> 00:54:02.210
this is. It's called my Kentucky
Pie and it's made in Zions Villet,
715
00:54:02.449 --> 00:54:07.050
my sugar pie, but it's not
in Kentucky. Huh? So it's a
716
00:54:07.210 --> 00:54:10.400
liar, yes, but it the
style is what it is. Oftentimes round
717
00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:17.079
Lou will called Derby Pie, which
is basically a pecan pie with sometimes chocolate,
718
00:54:17.159 --> 00:54:22.360
but this one is just bourbon.
And for all of you people that
719
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:27.389
are not Yankees, he said it's
a peak am Pie, Peekin, a
720
00:54:27.510 --> 00:54:32.070
Peakin path. It's a PEACM PA, a peacam pass, pecmpa, a
721
00:54:32.230 --> 00:54:37.389
pekm PAS. I'll got a family
all over Tennessee and the like. They
722
00:54:37.510 --> 00:54:42.420
bounce back and forth between peak and
or Peekin, Peekin, and I'm like
723
00:54:42.539 --> 00:54:45.099
peaking. I'm like is it Peekan
at? You like the fuck are you
724
00:54:45.219 --> 00:54:49.380
talking about? There's IT Stereo,
go out about a creek and there's a
725
00:54:49.460 --> 00:54:51.980
town about a half hour north of
a loivell called Pekan in the Holler.
726
00:54:53.130 --> 00:55:01.530
Scare someone like growing Pecans at them. Do you go peek Ambo? That
727
00:55:01.730 --> 00:55:08.800
sounds wrong. Why? Okay,
it's one of that, one of them
728
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:15.880
uncle remus jokes. I get a
little bit of that, like Oakness,
729
00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:17.199
from the Bourbon, from the Pie
itself. Yes, you're supposed to,
730
00:55:19.280 --> 00:55:23.550
but it's not like super present.
No, it's just toned down with the
731
00:55:23.630 --> 00:55:29.829
ghost. You can get ones down
in a new albany that have a much
732
00:55:29.869 --> 00:55:35.780
more pronounced Bourbon flayor. This is
very subtle but still boozy enough to,
733
00:55:36.219 --> 00:55:39.539
I think, make the kit cut
for the show. You guys ever get
734
00:55:39.619 --> 00:55:44.019
so drunk off of one kind of
alcohol that you can't ever drink it again?
735
00:55:44.860 --> 00:55:49.420
NOPE, no, it's been about
a year. It's this. I
736
00:55:49.619 --> 00:55:53.130
can't. What are we drinking anyway, Twayne, this is walkers single barrel.
737
00:55:54.250 --> 00:56:00.610
You know what to do. It's
good. So I've never had bourbon
738
00:56:01.289 --> 00:56:06.159
and MR B's before. Oh okay, wow, scared for a second.
739
00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:08.360
I was just like the Shit,
Andre Have you ever had bourbon? But
740
00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:12.400
wrong. You saying that? I
noticed that my want to hit a sip
741
00:56:12.440 --> 00:56:15.440
of the Bourbon. My sense of
smell gets heightened and all of a sudden
742
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:22.590
I can smell cigar is everywhere.
Yeah, it's almos, a girl,
743
00:56:22.630 --> 00:56:24.269
a cigar bar, I know,
but I'm just saying it's becomes heightens.
744
00:56:24.309 --> 00:56:30.710
I'm just thinking Bourbon might just be
the compliment is cigars. That's better than
745
00:56:30.789 --> 00:56:35.980
beer. That's why we have four
different coins for boarding. Okay. Well,
746
00:56:36.340 --> 00:56:42.900
as a non cigar smoker, I
just had an epiphany. Welcome to
747
00:56:42.940 --> 00:56:49.570
the party. The main reason I
we do beer on this podcast of set
748
00:56:49.570 --> 00:56:57.170
up Bourbon, was strictly because we
would be hammered. Oh Yeah, if
749
00:56:57.210 --> 00:57:04.280
we did the same amount, it'd
be game over, Dude. That's way
750
00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:07.559
all over. Porsch and I have
been very we compared to the usual.
751
00:57:10.320 --> 00:57:14.760
But O, this pie is excellent
and I just did a mouthful with the
752
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:19.710
pie and the Bourbon at once.
That that was that was a good egger.
753
00:57:19.869 --> 00:57:22.750
is also a hint of chocolate in
this pie. There is chocolate in
754
00:57:22.869 --> 00:57:23.949
it. Well, what I thought
was a raisin was like a choky at
755
00:57:23.989 --> 00:57:29.349
the bottom is like a layer chocolate. Yeah, I had gotten a top
756
00:57:29.469 --> 00:57:31.980
of the piece of the top of
a pie off to the sides. That's
757
00:57:31.980 --> 00:57:36.780
rose munching on. And then I
just took a actual proper bite. I'm
758
00:57:36.820 --> 00:57:39.820
like, this is Chocolatey and the
difference between Dude, I'm just just taste.
759
00:57:39.860 --> 00:57:45.090
The way I look, the difference
between Kentucky Pie and in regular PCN
760
00:57:45.170 --> 00:57:49.809
Pie is just chocolate burbon. That's
that's special. I this to talk to
761
00:57:49.969 --> 00:57:58.679
the greater luble area, so it
is a regional dessert. Definitely hate too
762
00:57:58.679 --> 00:58:08.280
much. Learning a little geography and
getting tipsy. learnings fun. Knowing is
763
00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:15.670
half the battle to Joe. The
other half is violent laser guns. Yeah,
764
00:58:16.590 --> 00:58:21.070
and beating D with a chorus staff
in my thoughts. Yeah, and
765
00:58:21.150 --> 00:58:29.139
your dreams. Only there's so much. I know. I really Miss Duels.
766
00:58:30.539 --> 00:58:34.619
Why don't we just go through axe
as at. Who's your where is
767
00:58:34.699 --> 00:58:38.260
that? You're allowed there, right. I love on the North Susil like
768
00:58:38.420 --> 00:58:44.650
everybody's always like this house. See
a allowed a lot of weapons. Do
769
00:58:44.730 --> 00:58:49.610
Youar you allowed to be around weapons
besides your fists? Of course, to
770
00:58:49.690 --> 00:58:52.849
my feet count. No, the
I mean they're exempt, just like your
771
00:58:52.889 --> 00:58:55.400
fists. They do count as weapons, but you're allowed to be around them.
772
00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:06.599
What about like the thirteen knives I
carry Andrew Beforehand, the right well,
773
00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:12.309
the shot gun, the machine gun, I mean comma, Tomp,
774
00:59:12.389 --> 00:59:16.469
the side nunchuck. None of those
count. No, that I don't think.
775
00:59:16.630 --> 00:59:21.190
Wait, hold on, not that
either. I had a punch dagger.
776
00:59:22.269 --> 00:59:28.340
That's a knife, still swords.
Those are just large knives. Or
777
00:59:28.380 --> 00:59:31.260
our knives just small swords. What
was I listening to? And they had
778
00:59:31.340 --> 00:59:34.820
this conversation and it was thin.
Kind of run out of weapons. That
779
00:59:34.900 --> 00:59:37.019
I owe. Okay. Well,
do you know your pet squirrel that if
780
00:59:37.059 --> 00:59:38.449
it stairs at you too long,
as you bring an Urism, I would
781
00:59:38.449 --> 00:59:44.690
just get the fuck did you just
say? I'll just real talk about about
782
00:59:44.809 --> 00:59:50.969
Fang Holmes here too, could at
a stroke exactly, even look at it.
783
00:59:51.050 --> 00:59:57.360
That's girl too long. Is that
what we call it nowadays? Whatever
784
00:59:57.440 --> 01:00:00.440
it is, sure, yeah,
that's what we're calling it, and I'll
785
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:08.110
bring my pine cones to throw you. This squirrel taking my phones. I'm
786
01:00:08.230 --> 01:00:15.110
so fucking lost right now. Perfect
a mixture of booze in a full belly.
787
01:00:16.670 --> 01:00:20.309
Dude. Yeah, there's like I'm
gonna lie. My stomach is yeah,
788
01:00:20.349 --> 01:00:22.460
very yeah, just just just just
to throw this out, there are
789
01:00:22.539 --> 01:00:28.019
rules about the order and which you
supposed to do stuff, and we're breaking
790
01:00:28.059 --> 01:00:31.219
all of those rules tonight. Yeah, we did desert first, the creamy
791
01:00:31.260 --> 01:00:36.329
dessertstus and then we continued with dessert. Well, then we continued with dessert
792
01:00:36.409 --> 01:00:40.170
and we talk about them alcohol part
Oh fuck that. It's our birthday celebration
793
01:00:40.289 --> 01:00:44.889
episode. Nice. We don't have
to follow the rolls. I know.
794
01:00:45.769 --> 01:00:55.679
No birthdays are fun. It's just
if birthdays are fun, dogs go bark,
795
01:00:57.000 --> 01:01:01.760
cat's go now. I got I
was saying my birthday wasn't have fun
796
01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:08.110
this year. My birthday wasn't that
fun last year, but I'm I'm glad
797
01:01:08.150 --> 01:01:14.230
to know that I wasn't like that. Everybody got to celebrate a quarantine birthday.
798
01:01:14.429 --> 01:01:17.469
I'm glad it wasn't just like a
small select group of people but got
799
01:01:17.510 --> 01:01:22.059
fed over. So mine more or
less had to do with the fact that
800
01:01:22.179 --> 01:01:28.739
like two days prior somebody walked out. Yeah, I think my birthday was
801
01:01:28.940 --> 01:01:32.929
just before quarantine left. mean basically, like literally right on that cuss.
802
01:01:32.969 --> 01:01:37.809
I think. I'm thinking that quarantine
really hit in the week after. Yeah,
803
01:01:37.969 --> 01:01:40.130
because there were people that didn't come
to my party because of it.
804
01:01:40.329 --> 01:01:45.610
Yeah, HMM, there's already the
toilet paper shortage, or two thousand and
805
01:01:45.610 --> 01:01:51.719
twenty? Yeah, yeah, my
birthday was his covid was called except last
806
01:01:51.920 --> 01:01:55.079
disease. My birthday did not get
affected by the quarantine. My birthday got
807
01:01:55.239 --> 01:02:08.630
like the only piece of sanity.
My birthday got the full powered announcement that
808
01:02:08.789 --> 01:02:15.539
we were ditching forty five. Oh
Nice. Oh, I took a second.
809
01:02:15.539 --> 01:02:21.059
I'm like, we talking about we
got a new White House Dog.
810
01:02:21.300 --> 01:02:24.420
Happy Birthday. It was a great
prepare talking about weapons and stuff, and
811
01:02:24.460 --> 01:02:28.980
then you said forty five, so
I assumed we were went back to guns.
812
01:02:29.019 --> 01:02:32.730
I thought. You Show my vinal
AH, that too, I don't
813
01:02:32.769 --> 01:02:38.449
get it. Trump forty five,
I don't get it. He was the
814
01:02:38.650 --> 01:02:42.969
forty fat president. Oh yeah,
but I thought maybe he had a dog
815
01:02:42.969 --> 01:02:46.840
Ning forty five or something. Trump
doesn't believe in having pets. He could
816
01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:52.239
never care about anything else other than
himself. Well, that Leno is his
817
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:58.000
pet. Well, let's not go
there. Anyway, I don't think that
818
01:02:58.440 --> 01:03:05.989
Milania is a kept creature. I'm
not sure that's how they refer to it
819
01:03:06.469 --> 01:03:10.630
in high society. I think kept
as exactly the word they I mean,
820
01:03:10.670 --> 01:03:16.460
it was fifty shades a trump kept
yes, creature, no, legit.
821
01:03:20.139 --> 01:03:27.250
Sorry, flashbacks, life's been hard. Hands been clenched in the fist too
822
01:03:27.329 --> 01:03:34.650
long. I know they're store.
It's from the Mace. When when you
823
01:03:34.769 --> 01:03:38.210
first said you got a mace,
I immediately thought of Spray Mace, I
824
01:03:38.329 --> 01:03:45.039
know, not actual large Meadin.
Yes, I've gotten some interesting responses to
825
01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:50.079
the picture that I posted on facebook. And Yeah, it's only like fifteen
826
01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:52.400
pounds. It's only ten pounds,
but it tend under yeah, which is
827
01:03:52.599 --> 01:03:59.989
the basic for starting out mace.
Wise, Um, before you learn how
828
01:04:00.030 --> 01:04:01.510
to move your body the way it
needs to be moved, you don't want
829
01:04:01.510 --> 01:04:06.590
to overtax your tendons. I actually
forgot that. Like you're just beginning with
830
01:04:06.710 --> 01:04:11.460
amazing. Yeah, it makes sense. Today was my third day. Fuck,
831
01:04:11.500 --> 01:04:15.300
yeah, so fair enough. Yeah, so I thought at first I
832
01:04:15.340 --> 01:04:20.260
thought you're talking about the spray stuff
and I'm like, I'm like, I
833
01:04:20.380 --> 01:04:24.139
feel like. I feel like you
know how to do other shit, like
834
01:04:24.570 --> 01:04:29.449
why do you need spray? Shore
right, like the only ranged it's also
835
01:04:29.610 --> 01:04:36.289
cooking spice. But Um, so
one friend on facebook messaged me and thought
836
01:04:36.369 --> 01:04:42.320
that I'd gotten a mace for home
security purposes and I'm like diff no,
837
01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:46.719
and then my sister was like looks
really plain looking and I'm like it's not
838
01:04:47.039 --> 01:04:54.150
for laarping. I mean it can
be. It's really in a fuck somebody's
839
01:04:54.150 --> 01:04:58.949
day up, but I mean it
doesn't look pretty because it's literally just steal.
840
01:04:59.030 --> 01:05:02.550
It's like cast iron almost looking,
you know, using some larping,
841
01:05:02.630 --> 01:05:04.869
because I mean I think we really
need to just like, no, mix
842
01:05:04.909 --> 01:05:08.380
it up a little. No,
that's no. I mean, look,
843
01:05:08.739 --> 01:05:12.820
my long term goals here is to
get good enough with wielding this thing that
844
01:05:12.940 --> 01:05:16.820
I can have a have a leg
up when it comes to like sword fighting
845
01:05:16.940 --> 01:05:20.530
for the SCA. This is my
long term goal. Are you going to
846
01:05:20.610 --> 01:05:23.769
fence? Are you going to do
heavy? No, not, fencing,
847
01:05:24.010 --> 01:05:27.969
like long sword. So fencing is
what you call it when you use actual
848
01:05:28.010 --> 01:05:30.329
steel. Heavy is what you call
it when you do retan and armor.
849
01:05:30.730 --> 01:05:33.449
Yeah, so armor probably. Okay, so heavy, okay, cool.
850
01:05:33.570 --> 01:05:36.559
Yeah, I don't know much about
the sea other than I'm technically in it.
851
01:05:36.800 --> 01:05:43.960
But then covid yeah, I'm I'm
a fighter, rusty. I know
852
01:05:44.039 --> 01:05:45.719
a lot of people people have been
trust. He was the one who got
853
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:48.800
me into sea. And then,
yeah, I all say of MEUCHERISM.
854
01:05:49.030 --> 01:05:54.550
Yes, and then also my friend, emily, is in the sea.
855
01:05:54.789 --> 01:05:57.750
So, like I know a fair
number of people who are in it.
856
01:05:58.469 --> 01:06:00.630
So this is long term goals here? Yeah, be a sword fighter,
857
01:06:01.070 --> 01:06:04.260
use a sword, but I'm training
with the Mace right now. He wants,
858
01:06:04.300 --> 01:06:08.699
he want he told me he wants
me to come over and start actually,
859
01:06:08.820 --> 01:06:14.539
like it's a training yeah, so
doing this for now. I fence.
860
01:06:14.940 --> 01:06:17.849
Yeah, we'll see. We'll see
what happens. I went to rusty's
861
01:06:17.849 --> 01:06:21.849
birthday party last year before quarantine and
I met a lady and she does swords
862
01:06:21.889 --> 01:06:25.650
and boards. Yes, and I
have a neighbor who's kind of in it
863
01:06:25.690 --> 01:06:30.449
because he makes mead. Kind of
in it. The cooks are amazing.
864
01:06:30.690 --> 01:06:32.480
Describes are also like. Yeah,
I haven't said anything with it at all.
865
01:06:32.559 --> 01:06:35.559
I know very, very little other
than it's a goal. I know
866
01:06:39.800 --> 01:06:45.239
one of the like Queen's is up. I think I forget what region it
867
01:06:45.480 --> 01:06:54.349
is, but she's up in Minnesota
and like, I talked to her probably
868
01:06:54.389 --> 01:06:59.710
once a week. Cool, and
she was just like she's like, Yep,
869
01:06:59.829 --> 01:07:01.179
nope, gave up the throne this
year. Not Dealing with this shit.
870
01:07:02.420 --> 01:07:05.340
Absolutely she goes. Nobody wants to
listen when we're talking about hey,
871
01:07:05.460 --> 01:07:09.539
don't meet up because of covid and
shit like that. Nobody wants to listen.
872
01:07:10.019 --> 01:07:12.980
She goes, so I'm done.
Like somebody else can get mad at
873
01:07:12.980 --> 01:07:15.730
you, somebody else can like realize
you and shit like. I don't want
874
01:07:15.730 --> 01:07:17.250
to fucking deal with it. Yeah, I saw a post the other day.
875
01:07:17.329 --> 01:07:23.730
Somebody posted in the sea training group
chat and they were like nothing is
876
01:07:23.809 --> 01:07:29.730
happening until at least may thirty one, so stop asking. Yeah, well,
877
01:07:29.769 --> 01:07:30.719
like, cool, I got a
couple of months to prepare then.
878
01:07:32.400 --> 01:07:38.159
Goal. I've been sitting here pulling
little pinches off of the frosting and eating
879
01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:41.719
it because I just I love the
lime in the salt in it and it's
880
01:07:41.840 --> 01:07:45.510
so good. Everything has been so
freaking delicious this episode. Yeah, like
881
01:07:45.670 --> 01:07:48.869
this is not one of those episodes
where you're walking away going this one thing,
882
01:07:48.909 --> 01:07:51.590
I didn't like it. No,
everything's been awesome, but the first
883
01:07:51.670 --> 01:07:56.550
yeah, I've been thoroughly pleased with
everything we've done so far, except for
884
01:07:56.670 --> 01:08:00.380
like the first drink. I didn't. I didn't like that one as much.
885
01:08:00.699 --> 01:08:03.900
Was it a consistency thing or I
just I don't know. I didn't
886
01:08:03.940 --> 01:08:06.980
think that the beer in the Bailey's
like jive just well as I thought it
887
01:08:08.059 --> 01:08:10.780
was going to. I'm really glad
I didn't pour cream into it, because
888
01:08:10.820 --> 01:08:15.449
the at least curdling and separating the
cream was just going to be like disgusting.
889
01:08:15.530 --> 01:08:19.609
Yeah, my drink didn't curdle.
Well, good mind did. I'm
890
01:08:19.689 --> 01:08:27.840
just super and I just want to
comment that, because Charles loves peanut Butter
891
01:08:27.960 --> 01:08:30.600
Beers, I was thinking about bringing
the dark at achievement. I was sitting
892
01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:34.520
on a peanut butter one, but
I thought might just be better and bring
893
01:08:34.600 --> 01:08:40.199
in these nuts. So you didn't
want to bring in the dark is achievement
894
01:08:40.239 --> 01:08:44.949
and give him the full shaft,
so instead you brought these nuts. Yes,
895
01:08:45.109 --> 01:08:47.550
from wild rose, and I want
to Griff with Indiana, like I
896
01:08:47.590 --> 01:08:55.710
didn't know they had a milking station
for you. The cans pretty much it.
897
01:08:56.140 --> 01:09:00.260
Yes, I'm very limited edition.
I am holding a real can of
898
01:09:00.300 --> 01:09:05.819
beer from wild rose and it's called
these nuts. Just have to not be
899
01:09:05.979 --> 01:09:15.810
too zealous because you will bottom it
out. Maybe, maybe fully open up
900
01:09:15.850 --> 01:09:17.449
this can. At my birthday we
might get child to take a SIP.
901
01:09:24.439 --> 01:09:28.319
You can bottom up all he wants. Oh, don't choked, don't choke.
902
01:09:29.000 --> 01:09:31.119
You still have to have some of
these nuts. No, no,
903
01:09:31.199 --> 01:09:33.760
I don't think are we cracking that? ARE WE NOT CRACKING UP? Are
904
01:09:33.800 --> 01:09:36.840
we not cracking I just don't think
that's prudent. Consider we has stop punch
905
01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:42.229
to come too, and I yeah, by the way, let's let's figure
906
01:09:42.310 --> 01:09:45.789
that out, because, yeah,
damn that punch. Okay, so I
907
01:09:45.829 --> 01:09:48.029
kind of I cut. I kind
of want to get a something to mix
908
01:09:48.069 --> 01:09:51.829
it in. So if you can
get a small container that can put by
909
01:09:51.899 --> 01:09:55.100
bunch of Ginnis in there so I
can make mix up and import it.
910
01:09:56.020 --> 01:09:59.260
How much Gainnis do you want in
there? But there's a bunch doesn't isn't
911
01:09:59.260 --> 01:10:06.409
a measurement? Probably at least,
at least a point. Okay, so
912
01:10:08.289 --> 01:10:10.970
like an imperial point. Be Fine. Well, I need us. What
913
01:10:11.409 --> 01:10:13.930
you have a container that you can
I'm going to hand it to you in
914
01:10:14.010 --> 01:10:17.770
a picture. But yeah, yeah, that works. Okay, yeah,
915
01:10:17.810 --> 01:10:20.600
Pie between five people should be too
terrible. Yeah, it should be fine.
916
01:10:21.279 --> 01:10:27.039
Things have happened, yeah, has
happened all the stuff, all the
917
01:10:27.159 --> 01:10:31.720
things a little bit older, a
little bit wiser. I realize that I'm
918
01:10:31.720 --> 01:10:35.829
accidentally letting out too many secrets.
I did you just want to remind you
919
01:10:35.949 --> 01:10:40.630
that my ass is the fattest and
I just want to remind you that my
920
01:10:40.710 --> 01:10:45.109
ass is the smallest. I just
want to remind you that my ass is
921
01:10:45.310 --> 01:10:49.779
just right the Goldi ass, the
Goldi ass competition. That's right. So
922
01:10:50.220 --> 01:10:55.699
so chuck like. We know how
we were talking about. I hop earlier
923
01:10:57.220 --> 01:11:02.579
come hungry, leave like had I. I was just going to make fun
924
01:11:02.619 --> 01:11:08.810
of your ass in more yeah,
that tooms. I hop I love it.
925
01:11:09.170 --> 01:11:13.489
Not Saying it's flat, I'm just
saying Kansas Topography could be drawn pretty
926
01:11:13.489 --> 01:11:18.479
accurately. Nice, except for that
giant crack right in the middle. A
927
01:11:18.720 --> 01:11:25.439
giant CR that's Kansas City. Obviously. No, that's my plan, but
928
01:11:27.159 --> 01:11:29.840
oh but it's Kansas City, right
in the middle of Kansas. I thought
929
01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:33.229
I was on the edge and it
isn't an edge. M fraking was just
930
01:11:33.390 --> 01:11:45.149
an experiments and I shall this strike
Kansas. It's not an ass crack,
931
01:11:45.270 --> 01:11:50.539
it's an ASS freck. Hold on, hold on, is your is your
932
01:11:50.579 --> 01:11:57.340
ash fully flatter than plains? I
have no ass, but flatter than WHO's
933
01:11:58.020 --> 01:12:00.609
Dwayne? Dwayne, I have to
have a special cushion for mo played DD
934
01:12:00.770 --> 01:12:03.609
for more than two hours. Late, though I'm not sure your ass is
935
01:12:03.689 --> 01:12:08.369
flattered and Dwayne. It's like tell
because they woke both were kind of baggy
936
01:12:08.409 --> 01:12:13.210
pants. You gotta pull those pants
tie. Guys, like neither of you
937
01:12:13.329 --> 01:12:16.439
have an ass. Yeah, I
think Charley's might be flatter. I think
938
01:12:16.680 --> 01:12:20.439
like pants are SAGG ear. I
know I'm noticing, but, like I
939
01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:23.960
said, you gotta pull your pants
tight so we can tell. But you're
940
01:12:24.000 --> 01:12:28.000
not. Yeah, like both of
Y'all look like your back to splits into
941
01:12:28.000 --> 01:12:33.470
legs. Look like a look like
a couple girls dance at the Red Garter.
942
01:12:38.470 --> 01:12:42.350
I still have Red Carter dollars in
my basement from my ex wife.
943
01:12:44.460 --> 01:12:48.140
I'm not going to say who,
but there was a person that used to
944
01:12:48.220 --> 01:12:54.859
work here, the dance there for
a while. Yep, Kelsey. We're
945
01:12:54.859 --> 01:12:57.500
not saying. We're not saying there's
never been a Kelsey to work here.
946
01:12:57.619 --> 01:13:06.850
So your attempt at defeating Dwayne's politeness, yeah, it has failed perspect Huh.
947
01:13:08.529 --> 01:13:11.090
Yeah, I found that out about
this person. I just looked at
948
01:13:11.090 --> 01:13:19.319
them and went really, you could
do so much better. Yeah, so
949
01:13:20.760 --> 01:13:29.029
I'm like, I could do better. The Red Guard could stop punch.
950
01:13:29.510 --> 01:13:36.630
Normally has rum, milk, egg
and stout. I'm using a vanilla liqueur
951
01:13:38.149 --> 01:13:42.859
so so you're adding Eggnog to a
beer. Is Not like base. Essentially,
952
01:13:42.899 --> 01:13:45.619
that's what Stop Punch is, okay, but this one is a vanilla
953
01:13:47.300 --> 01:13:53.979
liqueur from Mexico, Colorado. What
a fuck? Did I get cheesecake?
954
01:13:54.340 --> 01:13:58.050
Because it's don't worry about it.
I was just curious to when it came
955
01:13:58.170 --> 01:14:02.529
through a little while ago while you
were pouring the beer, cheesecake taste person
956
01:14:02.729 --> 01:14:06.529
to become a pie. All that's
going through my head right now. Is
957
01:14:06.689 --> 01:14:11.479
that seen from the movie the Ringer? When, not, fuck, did
958
01:14:11.560 --> 01:14:15.880
we get ice cream? I've seen
it. It's a fucked up movie.
959
01:14:16.279 --> 01:14:24.199
Johnny Knoxville pretends to be retarded to
reg the Special Olympics. Is that?
960
01:14:25.069 --> 01:14:28.029
Is that the movie that Cartman makes
fun of when he does the exact same
961
01:14:28.069 --> 01:14:30.510
thing in one of the episodes of
Souffert I'm pretty sure. But he learns
962
01:14:30.630 --> 01:14:36.069
of the end that it was wrong
to do that. So at the end
963
01:14:36.109 --> 01:14:40.020
of the yeah, by the end
of the movie, Johnny Oxvill's like,
964
01:14:40.579 --> 01:14:44.100
not cartmel. Now, by the
end of the movie, Johnny's Johnny Knoxvill's
965
01:14:44.220 --> 01:14:46.180
characters like. I was like,
no, some of these guys are talented
966
01:14:46.180 --> 01:14:49.180
or not that they should be on
the on the regular Olympic team, like
967
01:14:49.340 --> 01:14:54.170
why? Like, what are you
guys feeding them? Shit? This is
968
01:14:54.210 --> 01:14:58.210
the Jackass Guy, right. Yeah, did he just die? Know what
969
01:14:58.369 --> 01:15:01.250
the fuck? People die all the
time, dwayne. It's okay. Now
970
01:15:01.289 --> 01:15:03.170
I'm just sit there thinking. I'm
like, I'm like, wait, did
971
01:15:03.250 --> 01:15:08.319
he no, no, the guy. They're working on another jackass movie.
972
01:15:09.239 --> 01:15:12.279
Now he's alive. Oh and Bam
oar jar has been banned from it.
973
01:15:12.399 --> 01:15:18.920
Yeah, my test this first is
that where we're calling it pass them over.
974
01:15:21.590 --> 01:15:28.909
We'll do this one like more of
the time, because covid. Okay,
975
01:15:28.989 --> 01:15:34.270
that's way enough. Fuck. What's
your champion? I'm camping in that
976
01:15:34.350 --> 01:15:39.819
has to drive. That mind,
I'm a champion that has to drive.
977
01:15:43.060 --> 01:15:47.460
Why is this smelling meat? That's
what she'said, because there's a caw in
978
01:15:47.500 --> 01:15:54.329
the front for the milk, not
for the meat. Okay, and no,
979
01:15:54.529 --> 01:15:57.529
it's not that. It's the mixture
between my cigar and the drink.
980
01:15:59.090 --> 01:16:01.609
Sick here. I'm like, what
smells like be please just won't be the
981
01:16:01.649 --> 01:16:05.159
first time I get that sample from
you. Why does this smell like meat?
982
01:16:05.359 --> 01:16:12.039
Yeah, I'm really scared as a
what? Why? That's going to
983
01:16:12.119 --> 01:16:16.840
be a thing it's been on at
least two other episodes. Seriously, yeah,
984
01:16:16.880 --> 01:16:19.550
that's going to be your catchphrase.
Is Why does this smell like me?
985
01:16:19.789 --> 01:16:26.069
Nice God minds. Obviously fuck like
I'm not on here enough devicat trees
986
01:16:26.069 --> 01:16:28.149
yet, I don't think. All
right, all right, so we've got
987
01:16:28.310 --> 01:16:33.020
fuck the inevitable, Andrew. Why
does it smell like meat? I edit
988
01:16:33.140 --> 01:16:36.539
this shit. All I'm thinking of
is the little girl who just who just
989
01:16:36.699 --> 01:16:41.100
in here. I smell like babe. I'm like, what the fuck is
990
01:16:41.180 --> 01:16:51.090
going on? That's so holocaust.
What do we with nuclear why does this
991
01:16:51.210 --> 01:16:57.569
have anything to do with the Hollycot
Holly Cost? To do with the cost
992
01:16:57.609 --> 01:17:00.170
of Holly? What does it have
to do with Heart Holly? We were
993
01:17:00.170 --> 01:17:03.720
talking with the red girter earlier,
I know, but seriously, she doesn't
994
01:17:03.760 --> 01:17:09.640
work there anymore. So second place
for that sound bite. Why does it
995
01:17:09.680 --> 01:17:15.279
keep coming back to the juice anyways? So, Andrew, are you ready
996
01:17:15.279 --> 01:17:16.710
to drink this weird thing? Wait, are you trying to say we should
997
01:17:16.710 --> 01:17:21.470
call him Holocaust Andrew? Like,
why does this always get back to the
998
01:17:21.470 --> 01:17:34.300
juice? I missed you, guys. D But, being the black Jew
999
01:17:34.340 --> 01:17:39.180
at the table, you're just doing
everything you got it all, man,
1000
01:17:39.300 --> 01:17:44.770
that was and the best ass.
Wow, big is not necessarily best.
1001
01:17:45.449 --> 01:17:53.810
All right, so I probably want
a little bit. It's me this nice.
1002
01:17:53.890 --> 01:17:58.130
You guys don't have asses Vanilla Bean
cheesecake from the cheesecake factory, but
1003
01:17:58.250 --> 01:18:02.760
I was just trying to go for
a flavor profile and with Vanilla Stout Punch.
1004
01:18:03.640 --> 01:18:09.119
So all joy. Awesome. The
topping on that cheesecake taste like straight
1005
01:18:09.199 --> 01:18:15.750
butter cream. Wait, there's a
topping and smells like buttercream. HMM,
1006
01:18:15.510 --> 01:18:20.909
beautice. And the Stout Punch is
phenomenal. I'M gonna diabetic coma of the
1007
01:18:20.949 --> 01:18:27.420
shit out of him tonight. It's
gonna go home just pass out for three
1008
01:18:27.460 --> 01:18:31.420
days. I like the Stout Punch. The cheesecake. It's like the blandest
1009
01:18:31.460 --> 01:18:35.579
cheesecake I've ever fucking yeah, where's
the joy? Really, where's the cheese
1010
01:18:35.619 --> 01:18:40.260
and the cheesecake? I can DOSTO. Yeah, you wandered about the land.
1011
01:18:40.300 --> 01:18:46.289
What were you expecting? Cheddar and
I make cheesecake. I know that.
1012
01:18:46.609 --> 01:18:49.810
So this is the cheesecake factor.
This is just showing that American productions
1013
01:18:49.970 --> 01:18:53.449
really gone down. Yeah, and
Jenny, the fact this stuff costs nine
1014
01:18:53.489 --> 01:18:58.319
dollars slice. I think you're making
a good point. Okay, on one
1015
01:18:58.359 --> 01:19:00.640
hand I disagree with Jenny on the
blindness of this. I think it has
1016
01:19:00.680 --> 01:19:04.840
a decent flavor to it, but
I'm nine dollars a slice flavor it does
1017
01:19:05.000 --> 01:19:09.680
not. Agreed. It's got a
vanilla flavor. Okay, it's not like
1018
01:19:09.840 --> 01:19:14.350
it's empty air flavor. It just
not a cheesecake flavor. I just haven't
1019
01:19:14.470 --> 01:19:16.149
I was for simplicity. I was
trying to get vanilla being cheesecake, and
1020
01:19:16.149 --> 01:19:18.829
I you it's some place a new
loo could get it. CHEESECAKE factory,
1021
01:19:18.909 --> 01:19:24.109
why didn't you just get cheesecake Labor? This is an open letter to the
1022
01:19:24.149 --> 01:19:29.140
cheesecake factory. Dear cheesecake factory,
here a gateway to lesser things. We
1023
01:19:29.420 --> 01:19:33.859
like to only a half the best
dessert concoctions. Earlier in this episode that
1024
01:19:33.939 --> 01:19:38.420
we record it, we made the
statement that everything that we've had has been
1025
01:19:38.420 --> 01:19:44.770
amazing. Why did you have to
produce such an inferior product to bring down
1026
01:19:44.810 --> 01:19:49.369
the mood of this entire episode?
CHEESECAKE factory, you disappointed us in your
1027
01:19:49.409 --> 01:19:56.000
mother. I'm coming at your store
and I'm going to mushroom stamp every fucking
1028
01:19:56.039 --> 01:20:00.520
cheesecake and that building. It's not
even worth it. It's not worth it.
1029
01:20:01.119 --> 01:20:08.670
I do it, but it wouldn't
really look like a mushroom. Let's
1030
01:20:08.670 --> 01:20:13.069
be honest, sticks really don't look
like my shrooms. I'm so fucking disappointed.
1031
01:20:13.189 --> 01:20:15.869
All of you I know look like
a mushroom. D It just look
1032
01:20:15.909 --> 01:20:25.180
like the chicken of the woods.
Are they trying to remake American pie over
1033
01:20:25.220 --> 01:20:32.220
there? DRINK UP, dreamers,
you're running dry. Is that like?
1034
01:20:32.460 --> 01:20:36.449
The Sun's getting little low. So, Andrew, I need to talk to
1035
01:20:36.489 --> 01:20:42.689
you about your your beer punch.
I think it's good, but it could
1036
01:20:42.689 --> 01:20:54.800
be better if you didn't put the
plastic. Flucky winner is finding the baby
1037
01:20:54.880 --> 01:20:59.640
in the king's cake. Yes,
luck for the next year. We get
1038
01:20:59.680 --> 01:21:03.119
to make a wish. Not,
it means you're fucked. Yes, that's
1039
01:21:03.199 --> 01:21:10.630
like. Did you play later?
What is it happen? Why, Kink,
1040
01:21:10.670 --> 01:21:18.300
take was Jewish. King's cake is
from Marty, girl, dude of
1041
01:21:18.380 --> 01:21:23.579
the table. Wrong, religious.
There's not much difference. You mean the
1042
01:21:23.659 --> 01:21:30.739
tholes and in Judaism? Oh yes, fuck Jesus, and your Ju up
1043
01:21:30.859 --> 01:21:41.970
is Great. Kneed he sat d. you're really here for that happen?
1044
01:21:43.170 --> 01:21:47.760
I didn't know. What's the JEWOPE's
name? This pope, you know,
1045
01:21:47.880 --> 01:21:53.880
the Pope of the Jews. Don't
have a Jup. Now, what's his
1046
01:21:53.960 --> 01:21:58.319
name? For her name? Oh
Yeah, Jus are pretty progress. Let's
1047
01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:01.869
see their name. Something of flaming
it. Okay, so in order to
1048
01:22:01.909 --> 01:22:04.789
have a Jew pope, we'd have
to have enough Jews in the same place
1049
01:22:05.229 --> 01:22:09.949
to come to the same conclusion.
Oh, that's never gonna happen, Hollywood.
1050
01:22:09.989 --> 01:22:15.390
Open letter to jared FIACO, jared
hi to make the same decision.
1051
01:22:15.180 --> 01:22:19.939
Okay, I know. I mean
gathering Jews isn't very cold. Just be
1052
01:22:20.060 --> 01:22:24.619
like, Hey, free food,
I thought it. Tell you got baptists.
1053
01:22:24.979 --> 01:22:28.260
That to you. How you got
anybody? Anybody is going to come
1054
01:22:28.300 --> 01:22:34.010
from country to come. Exactly.
It works for secular humanus too. My
1055
01:22:34.850 --> 01:22:38.609
Dad is about hold hold on,
hold on, hold one. Are you
1056
01:22:38.689 --> 01:22:41.569
telling me we can have world piece
if we just give away free food?
1057
01:22:42.050 --> 01:22:45.000
Yes, you mean solve why they're
I mean we can hold on. Hold
1058
01:22:45.079 --> 01:22:47.760
on. You mean we could have
world peace if we figured it out to
1059
01:22:47.960 --> 01:22:51.720
solve World Hunger? Yes, world
hunger is in the thing. There's just
1060
01:22:51.840 --> 01:22:56.279
a whole distribution problem. Yeah,
it's I mean, so there is a
1061
01:22:56.279 --> 01:22:59.789
hunger problem. Because of the distribution
problem, not because there's a lack of
1062
01:22:59.869 --> 01:23:01.630
food. Well, I mean,
we could create a food, but it'sn't
1063
01:23:01.630 --> 01:23:05.189
the kind of food that you would
want to eat. We can easily make
1064
01:23:05.229 --> 01:23:11.670
enough cricket protein for everyone on the
planet. That Shit's good. It's good.
1065
01:23:11.829 --> 01:23:15.220
People can't get over the stigma of
it being Crac oh man cricket protein
1066
01:23:15.340 --> 01:23:19.140
pancakes you if you don't fucking tell
them, hey, consent his key.
1067
01:23:20.380 --> 01:23:26.579
Fair. I like what this is
going. So d are You, or
1068
01:23:26.579 --> 01:23:31.729
are you not running for for Jewish
pope? I'd vote for you and I'm
1069
01:23:31.770 --> 01:23:38.850
not Jewish, but she is a
pope. You don't vote for kings.
1070
01:23:40.649 --> 01:23:45.840
How did you get to be elected
the Lady of the leg? I'm glad
1071
01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:48.279
in the Sh you're a shimmering same
O, the Lady of the Lake through
1072
01:23:48.359 --> 01:23:54.920
Amaze at you and the Jew Pope, just because of moisten. Big thing
1073
01:23:55.039 --> 01:24:00.390
of the Scimitar at you. This
st means for any kind of DEMONICA elections.
1074
01:24:00.350 --> 01:24:08.630
It's just it's sounds basins. Sounds
like government crime, just it sounds
1075
01:24:08.670 --> 01:24:13.899
like a hate crime, like on
multiple levels. A little bit. I
1076
01:24:13.939 --> 01:24:16.579
don't know if I'm proud of this
episode. Early disappointed? I think the
1077
01:24:16.699 --> 01:24:20.539
answer is yes, fine line.
I'll find out this week, just like
1078
01:24:20.619 --> 01:24:24.890
how parents feel about their children.
Hey, hey, this is really progressing,
1079
01:24:24.890 --> 01:24:28.609
because I remember on the episode that
I think you've already edded, we
1080
01:24:28.649 --> 01:24:31.850
talked about the Hanaka ferry. Yeah, yeah, it's a Plat of us.
1081
01:24:32.250 --> 01:24:34.850
They're Plat of us. He has
to mean popes and Hanaka fairies.
1082
01:24:34.890 --> 01:24:42.680
Man here now they're plot of US
or Platypie the Jupe. Hope it is
1083
01:24:42.680 --> 01:24:50.920
an axelattle. Damn, your religion
is so cool. I just can't give
1084
01:24:50.920 --> 01:24:59.069
a bacon. All right, finish. I finish the cheesecake. I have
1085
01:24:59.270 --> 01:25:05.510
made that for yet. I'm not
gonna come on now, put your mouth
1086
01:25:05.630 --> 01:25:10.699
to it. Yeah, I just
feel like slide it, pull it out
1087
01:25:11.739 --> 01:25:17.060
and putting weird prem should gladly take
all the cheesecake. Come and eat it
1088
01:25:17.100 --> 01:25:23.050
a letter date. You can have
it. Yeah, Um, do we
1089
01:25:23.130 --> 01:25:28.689
have anything else to do? Or
do is this? We tried the things
1090
01:25:28.770 --> 01:25:31.090
we want the distance quick. I
parted my hair in the middle. How
1091
01:25:31.170 --> 01:25:41.119
do I look like a fucking GIN's
ear? Let's seriously, no, it's
1092
01:25:41.279 --> 01:25:46.079
it's it's not a very much cream
a good look. Adult drunks for Dragon
1093
01:25:46.159 --> 01:25:48.800
Ball Z. I never realized that
you'd had a sider part, but yeah,
1094
01:25:48.840 --> 01:25:51.750
that looks way better. Forever I've
always had a part because of a
1095
01:25:51.789 --> 01:25:59.510
colic right here. I never paid
any attention. That's all right. Holy
1096
01:25:59.670 --> 01:26:01.949
fucking fat, your hair was just
like naturally perfect, and now I know
1097
01:26:02.029 --> 01:26:08.539
it was due to the side part. The side part. No, well,
1098
01:26:08.619 --> 01:26:10.939
I feel obese. Okay, let's
do something we haven't done in a
1099
01:26:10.979 --> 01:26:14.380
well, all right, what I've
been done in a while? So I'm
1100
01:26:14.420 --> 01:26:18.090
D giant green thirty four and instagram
and pretty much everything else. If you
1101
01:26:18.329 --> 01:26:25.449
want food porn, I got it
looking up. Oh, I make Sushi.
1102
01:26:25.569 --> 01:26:32.439
WOULD BE sushi pulling grill stakes perfectly. Make Ramin from scratch. Yeah,
1103
01:26:33.560 --> 01:26:40.439
proper sometimes. Oh, I'm Jenny. I'm energetic jen on all sorts
1104
01:26:40.439 --> 01:26:43.479
of places on the Internet, probably
even places you don't want to find me,
1105
01:26:43.720 --> 01:26:47.750
but I'm there. I'd be like
the dark web. No, just
1106
01:26:47.949 --> 01:26:55.750
like aothree fan fiction, dotnet and
deving art. I visit those places.
1107
01:26:56.789 --> 01:26:59.430
You can find me in the dungeon. Also, a Jaang Green thirty four,
1108
01:26:59.470 --> 01:27:05.380
and that's scary as fuck. All
right, sayd his pineapple juice.
1109
01:27:05.420 --> 01:27:13.939
Yes, I am the inevitable Andrew
always will be ever more. You can
1110
01:27:14.260 --> 01:27:16.729
read my beer blogs at so much
beer, so little time, no spaces,
1111
01:27:16.930 --> 01:27:26.569
dot food dot blog. And Yeah, you can also probably find me
1112
01:27:26.649 --> 01:27:29.689
in any movie throughout this date if
you're lucky to be there the same time
1113
01:27:29.689 --> 01:27:32.319
I am. Because, well,
I don't have a drinking problem. I
1114
01:27:32.439 --> 01:27:39.560
do enjoy drinking beer. I'm dwayne. You can find me at Dwayne blazeck
1115
01:27:40.239 --> 01:27:48.590
on pretty much anything. Yeah,
I chug lots of beers on a lot
1116
01:27:48.630 --> 01:27:53.590
of beer groups here in town.
So find some Indiana beer groups, join
1117
01:27:53.670 --> 01:27:59.619
them and you'll see my ugly mug
on there chugging beer. I am the
1118
01:27:59.699 --> 01:28:03.500
Imperial Emperor of America on my space. So if you're still on my space,
1119
01:28:03.699 --> 01:28:09.859
I'd like to your top eight and
energetic jen on my space. Also,
1120
01:28:10.220 --> 01:28:12.819
finally, give rid of Tom Yeah, geared to that loser. I
1121
01:28:12.890 --> 01:28:15.170
booed him. First things, you're
a friends, not a problem. Last
1122
01:28:15.250 --> 01:28:21.369
I checked three hundred friends. I
didn't even know my space still existed.
1123
01:28:23.329 --> 01:28:26.930
Yeah, it does come back.
Actually, I did read an article that
1124
01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:30.800
some kid made like a new version
of my space. I can't remember what
1125
01:28:30.840 --> 01:28:34.119
it's called, though. Is it
facebook? No, like recently, like
1126
01:28:34.479 --> 01:28:38.840
last couple of months. So wasn't
that Suckerberg Kid? No, no,
1127
01:28:39.239 --> 01:28:43.029
what was the conservative facebook the day
to shut down parlor. Fuck them,
1128
01:28:44.069 --> 01:28:49.310
but now you can. You can
find me in this book. You can
1129
01:28:49.390 --> 01:28:54.550
find me as Mr Pash key on
all sorts of social media. IS THAT'S
1130
01:28:54.670 --> 01:29:01.140
PASHK HE MR being. Mr Occasionally
there's a period. Sometimes there's gonna depends
1131
01:29:01.220 --> 01:29:06.100
on whether you're not your lad to
have special characters. Yeah, yeah,
1132
01:29:06.100 --> 01:29:13.050
it's true. Sometimes energetic is Jen, is energetic dot Jen. So this
1133
01:29:13.170 --> 01:29:17.130
has been a gateway to lesser things, not really a beer pod. This
1134
01:29:17.289 --> 01:29:24.800
time they matt, you're good.
This time we didn't do enough beer for
1135
01:29:24.920 --> 01:29:30.840
me to call you out. Feel
a little like this isn't right. There
1136
01:29:30.880 --> 01:29:32.800
would have been less food if there
was another person. So call out anyway.
1137
01:29:33.079 --> 01:29:38.479
Yeah, I definitely carried this team
and I'm full now, so something
1138
01:29:38.560 --> 01:29:42.390
went wrong. Yeah, so fuck
you, Matt. That Calvin for not
1139
01:29:42.829 --> 01:29:47.829
eating Pie, and I think it's
a good bitching about that, Matt.
1140
01:29:47.949 --> 01:29:50.909
I thought we were tiring about it's
expected that that Matt's not going to show
1141
01:29:50.949 --> 01:29:54.380
up, even though he says you
will. I think we've learned a little
1142
01:29:54.380 --> 01:30:00.579
bit about what's the program Mount Deserts
to have exactly the world. Just found
1143
01:30:00.659 --> 01:30:03.500
Duane's. Just found by my space
page because it's apparently still up. Are
1144
01:30:03.500 --> 01:30:08.609
you going to friend me? I
don't think I'm going to do shit with
1145
01:30:08.649 --> 01:30:10.770
it, because I'm not. I
don't know if I can sign back in.
1146
01:30:11.569 --> 01:30:14.449
Sure you can. You can just
brute force your password. That's all
1147
01:30:14.529 --> 01:30:18.369
the hackers did it. Let's go
to photos. Oh Fuck me running.
1148
01:30:18.689 --> 01:30:21.319
Oh Shit. All right, I
got things I got to look at and
1149
01:30:21.439 --> 01:30:24.800
this is an audio median. Have
a good night.
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00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:10.990
But I will drink a keg of
soy sauce ran. So we're coming to
2
00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:15.150
you from the past, before the
end of time. I got dreamers done.
3
00:00:15.750 --> 00:00:18.309
I'm on a fucking Hart tag for
the nights out. You have to
4
00:00:18.350 --> 00:00:23.660
find a replacement. Boy's good.
You'd fit in the perfect teeth, you
5
00:00:23.739 --> 00:00:35.060
fucking Labrica. Moving on, Whoa, what the fuck is going on next
6
00:00:35.140 --> 00:00:39.689
time? Lead with nucler. All
right, it's currently march seventh, two
7
00:00:39.729 --> 00:00:44.090
thousand and twenty one. Welcome back, guys. Hello, you have not
8
00:00:44.369 --> 00:00:49.609
done this in in a minute Cuz
I was busy. I was just going
9
00:00:49.689 --> 00:00:52.759
to say it's because you suck.
Well, you swallow. Uh Huh.
10
00:00:53.880 --> 00:00:56.880
It is what it is. You
know, I take pride and swallowing things
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00:00:56.920 --> 00:01:03.359
that are good. Jesus Christ.
Okay, welcome to a gateway to lesser
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00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:08.230
things. How do we get lesser
than that? Starting off on our right
13
00:01:08.349 --> 00:01:11.230
foot? Yeah, but we haven't
even drank yet. Everyone here is stone
14
00:01:11.269 --> 00:01:19.500
solder. Fantastic. Um. Yeah, hi, all right, today's topic
15
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is dessert, because and beer cocktail
and beer cocktail. Basically, we haven't
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recorded since my birthday, and then
we haven't recorded since tween's birthday and Andrew's
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birthday is just around the corner.
So happy birthday, guys, Happy Ready
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Super Day, happy birthdays. All
right. So we have prepared some dessert
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type items and got some drinks lined
up that should play well with these desserts
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or drinks at our desserts. Yeah, he's Jenny's next to the cow.
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What the fuck? All Right,
Um, do you want to introductions?
22
00:02:01.790 --> 00:02:06.549
Yeah, let's do introductions. Let's
who wants to go first? I don't
23
00:02:06.549 --> 00:02:12.710
care. It's me, Jenny,
I'm next to the cow. I love
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00:02:12.789 --> 00:02:17.659
it. All Right, Andrew,
and just want to shout out for my
25
00:02:17.699 --> 00:02:21.180
blog. So much beer, so
little time, dot food, Dot blog.
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And just want to say real quickly
that my new favorite non Indiana brewery
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is called Star gazer out of North
Haven, Connecticut. I had a beer
28
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from them that tasted like raspberry,
lemon and blueberry and it reminded me of
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00:02:32.330 --> 00:02:36.930
one of those red blue popsicles you
had as a kid, mom POPs.
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Yes, so, star Gazer,
if you live somewhere, we can get
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it enjoy. I'm dewayne. I
exist in this space. Fuck, I'M
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D and I'm hungry, Yep,
and I'm Charles. Hi, hi,
33
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Charles so what I have prepared.
I bought a dozen donuts from Carl's donuts
34
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and nave on Indiana, because we
did a take on a white Russian with
35
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a coffee stout instead of Klua and
we threw a generous glug of Bailey's into
36
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it. Hopefully this pair as well
with the donut and we can start off
37
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with that, you know. All
right, first of all, the DUDA
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bides. That's not bad. No, I'm not mad at that. So,
39
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like, I don't know that it's
going to pair with my donut because
40
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I got blueberry. I guess it's
like super boosy chocolate milk. MMM.
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So nobody else has seen the Big
Labowski? Yeah, we have, we
42
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have. You're just not funny.
You're just your fucking element, Andrew.
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It's just what do you respond like? Yes, you're right, the dude
44
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does a bide. Jenny, shut
the fuck up. You Shut up,
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Rob Pug, you with my plus
onehand of punching, plus one hand.
46
00:03:55.710 --> 00:03:58.909
I know she can take it out
of me tomorrow, so I'll behave.
47
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She just pull my fuel for yeah, to those who don't know, Jenny
48
00:04:01.750 --> 00:04:05.870
Andrew Myself are in a DD campaign
and last time we played she almost killed
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all of them, but except for
me because I'm paint playing. Drew it
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druid. Thank you, and I
was a bear three times. And Yeah,
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soaking up all those hits. So
it's not just because you live with
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her. Nope, not just because, although she did recently get a Mace
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and steel clubs for they look really
awesome as well. My arms, I
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can see it in my head and
tired. Nice. Some talk about could
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be rip like me. MMM,
like your woman. So what you guys
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think of this drink is nice,
yea, I gotta drink it again.
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Yeah, it's, you know,
for your cocktail. It's sad for a
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little while. So it kind of
freaks me out to look at, but
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it tastes good. I really can't. Well, I guess I can tell
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that it's not Koluah, but the
flavors there, the textures just different than
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like the carbonations were refreshing and this
cream field donut like. I really got
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to eat more in a bit.
Okay, so on this subject beer,
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white Russian. I was up north
and Fort Wayne over the last weekend and
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hoplore brewing, which a great brewery, invite me over the table because they
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had a small bottle of something called
Santa's milk and cookies, and it was
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a beer that was not unlike this. The flavor was completely wet Russian Nice.
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Yeah, there's actually a feel what
breweried is. But they actually have
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a beer called dude and it's a
white chocolate Russian stout. Nice. It's
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really damn good. Yeah, so
what we used as a baby hand was
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a bad dad burning companies, coffee
stout. Your grounded, Mr Your ground
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it, Mr Nice. That one
is amazing. And also is that wait
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till you're father gets home. Yeah, and I love the fact that all
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of their beers are dad is M's. Well, what about plumbers? Crack
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the bells in Quad and they got
plumbers crack. They've got king of the
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castle, which is their Scottish Ale. We we're good that we're living on
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the next order. Yeah, I
ordered that today and they sent me,
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and I do speak Donut Nice.
There was one that I had from them
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that was there's one that I really
want from them. It's their Russian imperial
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stout, but I don't want to
pay for it so bad. Dad,
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if if you hear this or somebody
wants to tell them to send us some
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that would be wonderful because it's a
Russian imperial stout called midlife crisis. This
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subject brings up the fact that bad
dad was not included in the net sixty
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four pole and they were supposed to
be a vote in and they didn't make
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it in, even into the beer
tournament. I know that you know on
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any beer snobs. I know you
don't talk about that. That's completely I
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looked at for a beer brewery that
is a production brewery that is available.
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How it's hard that working. That's
a complete snub to some brewery making some
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of the best stouts that you can
buy in the liquor store. MMM,
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that was really sweet, and all
this talk of beer makes me want something
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a little bit more savory and beer
flavored. Yeah, anything. Before we
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go into savory, though, we
do have a follow up drink on this.
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Well, yes, I heard it. Know, we use the same
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cup. Doesn't is a lot of
the same flavors. Want to use this?
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I don't want to drink this.
Okay, I could you know other
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he thanks these like. Don't worry, I'll drink it. I'm kind of
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a lightweight at this point in my
life. Oh, here, Charlie,
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I have to keep my wagers chasing
around with her glasses. Just Damn it,
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I want it. Give me.
Yeah, I just choked risk that
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white Russian like a champion. So
I can have this. So this is
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along the same avenue as the wait. This is the this is the JJFI.
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This is the this is the drink
that I chose to have here.
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This is a dream that we came
up with years ago that only people in
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the know order here, and it's
not very popular because it's not many people
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are in the know. Well,
it's got five ingredients and all of them
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are alcohol. This is like a
creamy sweet eye, Creamy Long Island.
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Yeah, it's a right island in
a white Russian had a baby. I'll
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go. So, yeah, it'll
keep your seccess hold on. Good.
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What once again, this is very
sweet. I really want this intro to
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something savory. Also still hungry.
So we already had the glasses. Can
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tell any bread with the bread?
Yeah, so you have another donut,
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Dude. I know, I have
another Deneral, but just fucking sweets of
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them, not sweet. We already
had the glass of dirty. So I
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this was the natural segue. But
so are you saying that it's time to
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eat this bread. I am say
this. I'm time to get this bread.
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So in this this bread you got, I was actually it's a beer
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bread that I made earlier today.
I use Rochester Mills, English toffee,
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milkshake stout, sweet mother of God, and so it kind of like the
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sugar's kind of made their way to
the outside. It doesn't normally do that.
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So cool it's that it's almost it
carmalized on the outside. Ya's got
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almost to chew. I think this
would be really good. Nice butter over
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to toasted with some weird jelly on
it. Put Hazel nut on it.
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Some, I was going to say, do like the like cinnamon, and
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few like cinnamon butter. HMM,
cinnamon butter or apple butter? Tang?
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What's that? Yeah, apple butter
would be really good on this. The
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fuck man. Yeah, this is
great. What's the Hazel Nuts? Bread?
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Na Tella, Tella. Thank you. No, like, like,
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why? Like, know what's up? I want to toast this and a
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gruger right now. They have a
spicy set of jams that they have in
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their cheese section. Yes, HMM, so this with like I got a
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spicy plum jam at home that I've
been putting on like stuff. This morning
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I had it with caramelized onions,
garlics, with cheese and Ham. WHO.
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Yeah, that was killer. I
was really happy with breakfast this morning.
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That jam would play, but would
jam on this? Huh, great.
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I think you should add some blood
pudding with that. Well, I
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don't have any blood pudding. Well, you make some, I know,
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but you said you're so sophisticated.
Why? Now I aspire to be more
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like you, Charles. It's the
mustache. I understand. I feel like
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right now we're you're being super,
super cereal. We are just analyzing the
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shit and being very dry and British
about this, I know, but it's
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so. It's because it's the bread. It's subtly funny. There's deep overtones
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of humor laced in your subtleness.
Yeah, there's bread, fantastic. HMM.
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Thank you glad you guysn't like it. Did your job is to make
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one every show. Do you know? The only issue I've had, the
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only time I had an issue with
making this was I did it once with
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Abida's purple haze and their raspberry wheat. The flavor was right, but since
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it was a wheat beer like this
is a stout and it's pretty dense.
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It was a wheat beer and it
was like a freaking brick. I definitely
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want to do something unprecedented and plug
a local company run by this Nice Lady
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named Sarah Okay, called metal all
honey and they make hot honey and I
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have some and totally admit to bring
it specifically as a treat for the hot
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heads we have. But we just
need to do like an episode for Spicy
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Shit. That's spicy honey. I
was so confused about hot honey. I
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was like, so you heated up
in the microwave? What Scorpion honey?
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Sweet Stinger, Charles? Next episode. That would be great. Yeah,
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local and amazing and delicious and I
love it Nice. That's certainly put the
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special sauce on my whopper. God, do you mean you're big Mac who
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say? I never want to hear
you say that in can head. It's
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Flabern you know what I thought of
the chocolate? The candy was like,
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there's no sauce and water. Yeah, whoppers, get the thousand island dressing
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out, just gonna dip it in. Oh God, yeah, because that's
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almost discussy. So Bod we have
plenty of other things to cleanse the mental
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palate from that Shit. Got Chocolate
and that was not we're twelve minutes in
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and I have not drink for over
a month. Yeah, man, you're
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gonna have one all of the hangover. Welcome to the party, motherfucker.
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I know right what. You take
a month off. Even were that motherfucking
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bread son, I know I still
got half a loaf over there and now
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you don't. So Charles doing during
your month of excursions into the deep dark
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life of sobriety? Did you try
anything? Not callic beers. They're out
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there like any like anything duels?
No, no, because there are now
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brewery other favorite. He got super
into the MIC and just like no,
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but I just between you're on beers
times. You See, the people are
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just talking about athletic and somebody's had
the audacity to post a big picture of
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the Budweiser Zero on there. So
basically Budweiser Zero is just ice mountain and
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a glass bottle. Yeah, because
there there is a few things that hairless
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dog and athletic make that are actually
palatable and decent. What extouns not bad?
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Now it isn't. Milk stops actually
pretty decent. I'll tell you what
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was awful. Loginitas IPNA. That
was awful. It was terrible. I
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tried that. They had that at
Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, I know,
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and I pointed at it one day. I was like heck yeah,
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I want to allow a Udis and
they were like all right, cool.
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They were over cracked it. So
on front of me, I took a
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SIP. Out was like this is
weird looking. I took a SIP.
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I was like this taste weird too. Yeah, similar situation. My friend
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and his dad went to a beer
haul up and fishers. I can remember
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the names. That's good because I'm
really want to like the alienate place.
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But the server just took their order
and didn't even tell them they were a
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knocko like beer. They got it
everything and they were. They looked at
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the they were drinking it and they're
like this is not good, and then
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they look at the thing. It
did not say on the menu that was
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not to call it or anything.
So if you work at a place that
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has not a caholic beer, tell
your patrons. It's all I ask.
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But what do you don't like them, then I guess you can enter the
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realms of douchtum that were discussing.
Yeah, we've done that as a joke,
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but then like immediately corrected it,
didn't? You guys get a whole
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like shitload of that stuff. Depends
on which one you're talking about. You
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had some, you had some alcoholic
beer. Oh, I know it was
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clost Holler or something. Oh,
yeah, yeah, that we've had backs.
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We've had forever. Anyone out there
that that decides they want to stop
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drinking, but they want to keep
drinking not alcoholic beer. If you go
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to a bar and you request that
they start carrying it for you, and
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so they actually do and drink through
a case and then they order another case
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because you've been drinking it regularly,
and then you decide that you know drinking
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is for you and you want to
start drinking again. Don't be a Dick
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and not drink any more of your
non alcoholic beer. Finish the case that
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you had them order and politely ask
them not to order anymore, because then
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they're stuck with that beer that they
ordered for you, and not alcohol beer
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tends to have a longer shelf life, so they can't send it back.
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Not calling anyone out specifically but you
know who you are. If you ever
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hear this, are you sitting on
some clost taller? Still, dude,
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there's still. Yeah, yeah,
can I buy a six pack off you?
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It's not alcoholic, so sure,
I just I'm just like, because
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of the hours at work, sometimes
on a Monday night I might want to
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beer and that's when I want to
have an uncleing beer because I have to
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go to work. But there's a
good there's there is a good reason for
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that. If you like the labors, the time and place for it.
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Yeah, but don't be a dick
and ask someone to work for you and
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they don't drink it. The Sax
so the Saxophone Player for iggy pop in
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the stooges on his rider it ask
for Non Alcoholic Beer, and the tour
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manager is just this like easy.
He's cracks nothing but jokes the entire time.
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His entire life is one big punch
line that he that he runs.
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So when he made the writer for
iggy pop in the stooges, he put
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on there. Oh yeah, for
the saxophone player, like in his dressing
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room, make sure there's a six
pack of Non Alcoholic Beer because he likes
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to mix it with his vodka and
I'm like, I'm sitting there looking at
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it, going that's not real.
And I was sitting there talking to one
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of my buddies about it and he
goes, he goes, oh no,
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yeah, that's very real, because
I was. He goes, I was
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one of the videotext for a while
and yeah, that is very real.
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That saxophone player drinks the most weird
shit, like not called Beer, with
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vodka that it doesn't even sound good. That sounds amazing. He poured apparently
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the same guy poured VI eate and
Cocacola in the same glass. That also
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sounds like it could be good.
At least it isn't the like clam one
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close. Come on, that would
actually be I would take clamato over and
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coke, club coke. I'll make
your clamato and coke. We can see.
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I'll go on. No, no, well, I don't drink soda.
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So we had this guy that was
a sales wrap about probably eight years
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ago, coming in here trying to
sell me onlike mixers and stuff, and
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he tried to get me to buy
a chest freezer to store chalice type glasses
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that hold like, I don't know, a leader, but he tried to
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get us to order a chest freezer
to store these glasses because he was convinced
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that we would sell the Shit of
Pacific o Tom's to all the Mexican guys
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coming in here to get drinks,
because you have a very large clientele of
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Mexican sugar smokers, don't you?
We have a number of them. Yeah,
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but at the same time we that
we're that's not exactly a drink that
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pairs well with the cigar. First
problem, we're starting off their second of
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all, I've never had someone come
in here and ask you if I can
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make a pacific o Tom ever.
All right, I'm the tomb. There
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we go, fruit juice, lemon
juice and Pacifico, a Mexican logger and
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something else and this large glass that
you have to have ice cold so it
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frost in the outside and think slightly
freeze in the inside. And it sounds
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like you'd gonna have that with SEVICI. It would probably pair a greatness.
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To be check. Yeah, I
love sevacher. So my next question is
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this. Can you make a Mexican
tone? I mean we've got a native
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American toime that comes in here.
Well, I'm too far off. So,
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since we're talking about beer cocktails and
that's not one of the ones I
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was going to discuss, I'm glad
that you brought that up because that is
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another whole thing that is very similar
to the Shandy but native to Mexico.
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So that's kind of cool. Maybe
this is a good segue if you want
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to sure, beer cocktails are about
as old as drinking itself, as long
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as would making beer. Back in
Mesopotamia people been fucking with their beer and
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the people, like I said,
in the British Isles, were pretty lemonade
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and ginger ail and stuff in their
bears, and that's where the shandies came
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out. And I'm a pretty much
over shandies and I'm thinking that Seltzer's are
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basically just a variation of it on
some levels. He's these alcoholic seltzers.
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If you go to the grocery store
you see tons and tons of them,
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and even even the big boys are
doing it. Michael Breweries are doing it.
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Yes, seltzers, and now they
have hard Coombucha. What the fuck?
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But skibouchho is really not a far
stretch for me because it has to
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be fermented anyway. Yeah, but
the people that really were the tree would
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real quick. We would make it
a hard Kimbucha actually kill off the probiotics,
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because it's not alcoholic enough for to
really have age restriction on Kimbucha.
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So actually making it a hard Kambusha, would that actually make it like not
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worth its time of being Kimbucha?
That's a good question and I'll research that
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for you because I kind of wonder
because the it's like yogurt and for your
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body, but obviously if you add
alcohol to it, wondering if it does
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kill some of those. You definitely
kill off all the good stove. Yeahs
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at least kill some of that.
I mean as a very minimum. Yeah,
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the beer cocktail that I would talked
about on a show. A picture
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for everybody. I've been talking about
this in the Berliner Weiss and historically they
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had the Waldmeister, which was woodrift
Syrup, and him beer, which is
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raspberry. And when I was in
Berlin back in two thousand and seven,
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the servers would come up to your
table and everything they need to give you
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the Bruner Weiss and which was sweet
by or sour by itself, and then
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they would just add all this Sirrup
to point that it was sickening sweet.
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Why this is relevant is there are
a lot of breweries, predominantly three here
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in need in Aplois area, that
are making heavily footed sours and they're all
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and and America. Because these syrups
are not really available. They're just doing
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their own beer cocktails and they're making
them already there. So, whatever you
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think about it, that is just
falling along the progression from what was going
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on in Berlin. What three are
you thinking of? Sun King, Hoosier
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and fourteen worth? I would not
have put Sun King in that. Well,
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they sun king actually has their their
sours now and their food. Would
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I would have put googman before them. They're making fruits hours, like the
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Goodman's been making fruited hours for like
like the ones like fifteen north. Oh
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yeah, okay, well then I
did not. I did not include in
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my articles. I didn't. Don't
know about that, like they're really like
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they're like U A and everything.
Yeah, Oh, are they good?
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They're good. Oh yeah, I
like bouman houses fruited so hours. Okay,
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well, they're doing just fine.
I don't think they need any help,
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but I apologize for SNUBB in them. In my but edit it,
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go back little thing. I can
do that real quickly. But the last
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thing I want to talk about,
because we're going to be trying it later,
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is D and I were talking earlier
that the use of sugar and in
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the British drinks didn't come about until
the colonial times when they brought sugar back
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from the Caribbean colonizes, the colonizers. Yeah, whatever it and Stout Punch.
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It was an island drink that was
made with rum, stout, condensed
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milk and an egg, and we're
going to be doing something very similar for
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our last drink tonight and I'm looking
forward to doing that. But beer cocktails
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are report of the subject and I
just wanted to make sure that we discuss
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them. We'll get that down run
on. Yeah, and I also like
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what you do with the drinks you
tried so far. At least the white
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Russian was a good beer cocktail.
Yeah, the JFIVE was cool. See
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if I was supposed to do is
it was. It was a bit like
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it was different from it from a
white Russians, like a way way different,
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but at the same time Wi the
same to yeah, we put Amro
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and it just to make it a
little bit more diversified versus just being like
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this is just an extra alcoholic white
Russian. Oh Yeah, Um, let's
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let's look what else is on our
plate. That bread man, it's so
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good. That's why we've been so
quiet over here at the aid of the
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table. We just been eating bread. Digit you just be go in a
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town on some bread right now.
How much bread you have left? Some?
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I think it would go. Go
with that too. Give it a
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shot. Yeah, but I do. What's this thing with green on top?
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WHOA? The best way to put
alcohol in your bellies is with a
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lot of sugar. So you have
marguarity cupcakes. They are a margy reason
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a cupcake and Tequila Lime Marguerita icing. That's awesome, but you would salts
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real. You teased us with MOLRT. I don't have my Lord at home.
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I did not know that you guys
were really actually feeling the Lord.
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I flooded that out there a as
a joke. I and I thought you
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were serious, because I love some
a lords. I would straight up like
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my idea from a Lord. SPICECAKE
is legit, like Milord Carnio, like
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yeah, when you're yeah, it's
about it. I was all on board.
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Just talk about the technique. Right
now I'm seeing one like pulling out,
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pulling a decent chunk of icing off
and spreading it around. Seeing one
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dude is getingy. Just go smash
this thing, and then I see another
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one who has only one oh no, only wit either. To people I'm
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watching do this now, only waity
to come. They're ripping the bottom part
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of the cupcake off and making a
sandwich like this. Yeah, okay,
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I'm not. Okay, I guess
I'm doing that. Have you done it
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before? No, I have.
So there are salt sprinkles on the top
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of the cupcake, so it's not
going to like hit your tongue in the
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same way, but that's perfectly fine
because this is going to have like get
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your cake to icing Ricio a little
bit more in place. That's why I
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took half my eyesing off what looks
like an ice cream sandwich. Oh yeah,
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but it smells so good. It's
very good. It reminds me of
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Sherburn in a very positive way,
especially after dwyn's that ice cream sandwich.
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Hmm, Oh my God, I
got some salt. I'm thinking I might
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have cut some you know, future
dessert pieces a little too big right now.
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Looking for I just got them in
half. Might have to what's this
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full you speak of? Do you
just all have a bag of holding as
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a stomach? You know, it's
only a level for somebody. He might
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have had a whole little caesars pizza
like only three hours before he came in.
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Those five dollar already, like no
stuff crust. Oh Shit, that's
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so. You know he's serious,
because somebody might have gone and smashed like
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sixteen inch from Pizza King in order
our bread stakes. Oh Yeah, Oh
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yeah, I had a pulled pork
slangwich. I had four slices of thin
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cross pizza. I just thought everybody
ate pizza today. Are you do a
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pool work? I've smoke a part
shure over today. So Nice. You
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think you're special. My pizza was
cold and left over from last night.
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Is that where you're calling it?
You just call it smoking a porkoin.
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I see what you did there.
What should I call it? Spit Ros
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in the Vienna sausage? Oh well, I get some more of chuck.
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This. Your own Damn podcast is
retired. I thought the Vienna Sauze and
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was me and my lady beds.
I was like, okay, Oh,
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I would's way. What I would
like to point out the title of this
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would call mine. This is a
gateway to lesser things on every level.
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Somehow I have both shock. I'm
not sure what's going on. Do you
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sit over here just weirdest owner ever. Oh God. Meanwhile, Chuck is
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actually retired. He's like yeah,
I'm just not going to be some guys
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is water. It's all fucking doing
this, taking a break, walking away.
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I like how you call him chuck, and everything just makes me think,
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because this week I was writing a
lot about some dumb shit that's going
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on in this world, and I
saw something that I want to share with
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the group. Was it your shadow? That that's funny too, but six
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more weeks of winter? Yeah,
Damn it, Andrew, Andrew, this
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tastes like so much Tequila, but
I swear there's like a shot in the
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whole batch. Imagine living in a
nation where Cardi B's wet ass pussy wins
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Song of the year, yet kat
and the hat is deemed inappropriate content and
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Disney slaps content warnings on the muffet
show. That sounds pretty legit. Yeah,
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what's wrong with that? I mean, like David Banner's play, like
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they're not love of love. Cat
in the hat is not deemed it appropriate.
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It wasn't one of the six books
that they decided to stop making.
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Yes, but they've been. They've
been kicking it, getting hard on core
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on it, about clasp stuff,
about looking down from the top and stuff.
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They were ripping it apart. That's
I mean like critiquing literature is are
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we not doing that anymore? Like
that's a loud yeah, it's almost.
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I'm sorry, don't get me startled. And he started it. It's like
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anything goes. It's cat the hat, like your the hill you're gonna die
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on, like it's such a weird
hill, though, because, like it's
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not. It's like everybody's fighting over
this one particular hill. And then Andrew
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turns around a hundred eighty degrees like
one, okay, Buddy, it's not
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clearly know. It's yeah, Jason
Hill. So I basically I said you
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better leave Mr Rogers, Bob Ross
and Shellie Brown alone, because and they
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have been pillars of the motherfucking community. We help them up and said,
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hey, look at this. Where
are we talking about? Dr Seuss?
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Yeah, there's no the Carolan's gonna
die on the cabin hat hill. We
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can take a step back and like
one of the six books that they've stopped
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creating. The people who won the
rights to the books elected to not print
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six of them. The rest of
his archive is still available. Yeah,
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they were just like these six.
Not The right image we wanted to convey
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with Dr Soyce and and that's the
correct pronunciation. And Out of those six
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I've only ever even heard of one
of them. So they're like it.
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But I think I saw the Alberry
Street. Was a great book. Did
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you say a salt one? Because
I think I saw it on Mulberry Street.
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I haven't, I didn't. I
thought it at the FOLCO over the
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one about the zoo all, but
this is a great book too. These
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are great books. I'm moving older, so maybe I got to experience these
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books back in the s. They
will hold and hold on. Here's the
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problem that I have be a little
bit older. I remember when people told
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me they used to go see people
in a zoo. That's just being a
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little bit older. That shit ain't
right. Continuing to have children's books that
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have people in zoo and aren't hold
on. Kind of a problem. So
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I go to the zoo and I
like I go there to see people,
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but they're not here. Is there
a there zoo? Nothing in this Yo?
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Yeah, see, that's the down
that's the one where you just sit
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in that little outdoor area by the
by the food court at the zoo in
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in here in Indie and you just
u saw and just watch. You sit
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and watch outside the Dolphin arena.
Oh yeah, it's great. I like
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to People Watch. I don't usually
do it at the zoo, though.
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I don't normally when either. At
the zoo costs money, though, like
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I'll just doesn't when you get it
doesn't when you get in. Fine it
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for a company picnic. You can
just stand on sixty two street and broader
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ripple and have the same amount of
fun. I'm saying, go to free
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place. Every time I stand in
the street corner people try to pick me
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up. You can't help those sexy
legs. Sometimes it's the police. You
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can't help those V arms. There's
nothing I can see around arm and dangerous
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at all times. Oh, I
don't know what that was. A Bronco
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Berry sauce from our bees is still
good. Goes a great on Halloween.
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Your poppers. Yes, it does. I just hi again. That's not
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my thing. I don't like mixing
sweet and Savory. Well, who said
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ANYTHING ABOUT SAVOR? You? I
don't think allowing your poppers, I don't
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think the Arby's was making poppers are
savory. They're not sweet. They are
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one your chicken there with the broncoberry
sauce. Exactly. The broncoberry soft is
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sauce is the sweet part helping.
Your poppers by themselves are not sweet,
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so I don't want they're also not
really savory. It's like cream, cheese
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and pepper. You. I would
call that Anny Sare. He's jetty.
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I'm sorry, sweet. No,
you like to mix the DONADO's Marinara sauce,
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which is sweeter, with the not
you cheese sauce, which is spicy
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and savory. Yeah, the the
you break your own rule, the savoriness.
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No one takes Marinara sauce and puts
it on a pancake and is like,
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HMM, this is such a sweet
dessert. No, that is also
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not between and indroded. We had
eightplant parmeers on pancakes, didn't it was
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great. Yeah, okay, those
are eggplant or narrow Armazan pancakes? Not,
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you didn't specify what kind of pancakes
they were. Savory, the classic,
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Ie hot pancakes. So diabetes.
We don't have an eye up and
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I don't, I don't do I
hup. Yeah, there's still one to
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Brownsberg, isn't there? They're still
one in Brownsberger, stilling off of thirty
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Eighth Street. Just they just tell
you know you don't want me anymore when
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you can only find it out out
of your street. Yeah, Jack in
450
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a box, Jack in a box. Steak and shake. There's taking shake
451
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:22.920
and the in Avon. Yeah,
it shouldn't be curly and I aready taken
452
00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:29.510
chake from Grub hub and I love
I clicked on the Avon One and there
453
00:34:29.510 --> 00:34:31.750
are a star rating through GRUB hub. Not very good in the review is
454
00:34:31.789 --> 00:34:34.750
not very good. So it's like, Oh, I'll switch it over to
455
00:34:34.869 --> 00:34:38.579
the plainfield one. Then it's equally
as close, even worse, like Oh
456
00:34:38.619 --> 00:34:42.619
yeah, thank game. On the
only one, the only steak and shake
457
00:34:42.699 --> 00:34:51.059
location that I've been to that didn't
suck ass was the Brownsburg up off of
458
00:34:51.139 --> 00:34:53.849
seventy four. Nice like that one's
actually like it was decent, like the
459
00:34:53.929 --> 00:34:57.849
people were actually there. Yeah,
people. Well, I don't know if
460
00:34:57.849 --> 00:35:02.570
it is anymore, but have you
nope, wait, keystone. Yeah,
461
00:35:02.730 --> 00:35:07.079
it's up up north of fork,
north of forty six on keystone, I
462
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:12.840
think, by like fifty four.
I think fifty two, fifty four,
463
00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:15.440
something like that. So, like, I like steak and shake, I
464
00:35:15.599 --> 00:35:20.239
like the Greasy Smash Burgers. I
don't get me wrong, I like it.
465
00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:23.110
I like it for like Shit,
I don't like how they're practicing right
466
00:35:23.110 --> 00:35:27.110
now. I don't like how they're
practicing either. However, they're trying to
467
00:35:27.190 --> 00:35:31.670
keep the okay. So I'm sorry, I'm going to go to small tangent
468
00:35:31.789 --> 00:35:37.500
here. So fifty style diners weird
me the fuck out. Yeah, because
469
00:35:37.539 --> 00:35:42.460
in the S I would not be
allowed in a dinner or you'd have to
470
00:35:42.500 --> 00:35:44.699
use a specim door. Do,
no, no, that just when.
471
00:35:44.780 --> 00:35:46.099
Now you just would. You just
wouldn't be allowed. End Period. They
472
00:35:46.139 --> 00:35:52.690
have dogs and fire hoses for that
Shit Anyway. So Huh. Anyway,
473
00:35:52.809 --> 00:35:57.329
so the whole like one thousand nine
hundred and fifty style diner that everybody like
474
00:35:57.489 --> 00:36:00.849
tries to hold onto like it was
some magical time where negroes weren't allowed anywhere
475
00:36:00.849 --> 00:36:07.199
anyway. So steak and shake is
trying to hold onto that feel and like
476
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:12.159
that kind of service, but also
meet the needs of our current economy and
477
00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:15.719
with covid and shit. So they
kind of restricted their menu and like made
478
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:20.349
everything real streamline and like I just
don't like it. Like here's my problem.
479
00:36:21.269 --> 00:36:23.670
I've never walked into a steak and
shake and not been like, HMM,
480
00:36:23.789 --> 00:36:27.909
the floor's not sticky, we got
net. Well, I've never walked
481
00:36:27.949 --> 00:36:30.789
in there I've been like yeah,
this floor, this floor feels like it
482
00:36:30.869 --> 00:36:37.260
was cleaned recently south side off of
thirty one, mainly because you know it
483
00:36:37.380 --> 00:36:42.619
has to be clean on drag race
nights. What nights are drag race nights?
484
00:36:43.460 --> 00:36:46.849
Friday night, Saturday night, okay, but also LARP nights for some
485
00:36:46.889 --> 00:36:52.050
strange reason. What is lords of
a feather? Live action role playing?
486
00:36:52.610 --> 00:36:54.289
Yeah, yeah, not in the
dungeons, not the fury stuff. No,
487
00:36:57.130 --> 00:37:01.000
usually with like wooding or foam weapons, not wooden. Definitely. Sometimes
488
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:05.679
called kind of like the acts throwing
at WHO's your brain? No, not
489
00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:09.679
even fucking close. That's real assault, like if there's somebody down there,
490
00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:14.360
you're going to fucking jail, like
live, actually real play, giving you
491
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:21.630
a lock seriously, what the fuck? What fun is it if your swords
492
00:37:21.670 --> 00:37:23.829
and we're beating the shit out of
each other? D But live. No,
493
00:37:23.909 --> 00:37:25.909
if you're not using real weapons,
what a bunch of what is?
494
00:37:27.590 --> 00:37:30.780
Okay, all right, let's call
on you and don't get my mace.
495
00:37:30.980 --> 00:37:34.780
Hold on, hold on. I
just want to like point out that there's
496
00:37:34.820 --> 00:37:38.579
not a person at this table they
wouldn't beat your hests. I have I
497
00:37:38.659 --> 00:37:43.900
canna get the lot. I gonna
get JOICEWAS does all kinds of random martial
498
00:37:43.940 --> 00:37:49.449
arts. Just likes hitting people.
I don't even count. That's not real
499
00:37:49.530 --> 00:37:52.010
weapons. Phone. I love ways, love, I love my credentials.
500
00:37:52.289 --> 00:37:58.050
Just like getting how do you's a
quarter staff? Okay, okay, you
501
00:37:58.130 --> 00:38:00.880
have qualifications. I'll beat your I
will beat your ass with one. I
502
00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:05.159
think. I maze my break.
What's is going I think the most.
503
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:09.599
I just want to see a quarterstaff
versus quarterstaff showdown. Dude, can we
504
00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:12.949
do it just like in the men
in tides? WORK KEEPS BREAKING IN HALF
505
00:38:13.030 --> 00:38:15.070
and getting smaller and smaller than we
just smack each other's fingers. Yes,
506
00:38:15.190 --> 00:38:21.070
that's it tells that many balls into
a stix inch deep creek. You never
507
00:38:21.150 --> 00:38:23.989
played the Mechel smoke game? No, Oh man, I you plan not
508
00:38:24.150 --> 00:38:29.539
good at those games. No,
with the pencils? No, Oh yeah,
509
00:38:30.300 --> 00:38:32.300
have not, where you put your
hands on top of somebody else and
510
00:38:32.380 --> 00:38:35.579
you try to smack him. No, sucks so bad. They councils do
511
00:38:35.659 --> 00:38:37.579
the senses right, but like it's
this similar kind of thing, like,
512
00:38:37.659 --> 00:38:39.940
no, I'm not good at those
days. This is the kind of de
513
00:38:40.099 --> 00:38:44.489
really in the that I love.
Yes, I'm really anybody. But,
514
00:38:44.650 --> 00:38:45.969
Andrew, I'm going to say you
should do with the beer in the glasses
515
00:38:46.090 --> 00:38:50.449
first for the next segment, before
you put the ice cream, and otherwise
516
00:38:50.489 --> 00:38:52.650
it's just going to foam. Yeah, in the bubbles will not pop,
517
00:38:52.730 --> 00:38:54.329
but I want to talk a little
bit about it before we do it solutely.
518
00:38:54.570 --> 00:38:59.400
All right, so there's a great
little brewery down in Garfield Park,
519
00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:02.480
Garfield Brewery, and every week they've
been doing releases and crazy stouts. They
520
00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:10.309
did a creamy coffee stout before last
with local snake oil like coffee, but
521
00:39:10.750 --> 00:39:15.230
this last week they did a root
beer float stout. So the coffee snake
522
00:39:15.670 --> 00:39:19.469
or the coffee place is called snake
oil, I think. So okay,
523
00:39:19.510 --> 00:39:22.869
because I thought you were just calling
them a snake oil company, and first
524
00:39:22.909 --> 00:39:25.460
I was like, God damn,
he doesn't like them. At a coffee
525
00:39:25.539 --> 00:39:30.900
just put a bunch of food coloring
in water. Yeah, so that.
526
00:39:30.219 --> 00:39:35.900
And then they're gonna do a seminole
one day. But we're I got the
527
00:39:35.980 --> 00:39:37.969
idea for this when I went down
to the dark is achievement down at Cedar
528
00:39:38.010 --> 00:39:42.010
Creek and we were all sitting around
there, all that beer snob sitting together
529
00:39:42.010 --> 00:39:44.889
at table, and the brewer came
out and anything and he had a big
530
00:39:44.889 --> 00:39:47.250
old chunk ice cream in his dark's
achievement. He goes, I do this
531
00:39:47.449 --> 00:39:51.570
every year. He goes, this
is my tradition, and I thought we
532
00:39:51.690 --> 00:39:54.920
were float with stout. What a
great idea, and so you guys keep
533
00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:59.199
talking while I make these cocktails.
So hold on, hold on. He
534
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:02.679
put it in the dark is.
Did she aavement? Because you said that
535
00:40:02.920 --> 00:40:08.030
in deep perked up. It's such
a so hard, such a funny euphemism.
536
00:40:08.389 --> 00:40:13.469
His head shot up like Oh shit. He was like, I don't
537
00:40:13.510 --> 00:40:15.949
know what's happening. That's what I'm
going to call it from now on,
538
00:40:15.110 --> 00:40:21.539
my darkest achievement in that's a real
gamer here. It is a real beer
539
00:40:21.619 --> 00:40:27.460
and I have something that done there
to call it the darkest achievement. People
540
00:40:27.500 --> 00:40:30.019
are like, Oh, deep,
stayed over. Did you get the darkest
541
00:40:30.059 --> 00:40:40.170
achievement? Why? Why is tonight
consistently gone back to your Dick? Why
542
00:40:40.210 --> 00:40:44.010
does it do it every day?
Because the achievement was unlocked? I don't
543
00:40:44.010 --> 00:40:47.929
know. Yeah, anyone lock that
achievement, the dark disc achievement? Hey,
544
00:40:49.849 --> 00:40:54.199
chuck, you remember that sample we
were talking about? No, I'm
545
00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:59.119
dropking like I'd like to point out
that I'm using the sound bite from Dwayne
546
00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:02.760
good stream in this yes, now, I do only that time to use
547
00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:10.510
it. We've got overweisce vanilla.
which sound bite, because there's more than
548
00:41:10.590 --> 00:41:14.309
enough. Oh, I have so
many. What were you come out of
549
00:41:14.309 --> 00:41:20.460
the closet? I thought that was
every day. I don't think you have
550
00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:23.380
to do that every day. It
depends on how many new people you eat.
551
00:41:23.420 --> 00:41:28.980
Yeah, living your best life.
Can we get the microphone on one
552
00:41:28.980 --> 00:41:35.409
of those? I ould hear the
BLOOP. Oh, that was nice.
553
00:41:36.449 --> 00:41:38.449
That sounds so dirty. It sounds
like a juicy sheet. Without headphones,
554
00:41:38.489 --> 00:41:46.840
I can't hear anything at all.
Oh, hold on, hold all the
555
00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:49.840
hold, hold a hold, hold, don't do it. They'll do it.
556
00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:57.800
They'll do it, they'll do it
here. Salt just sounds like juicy
557
00:41:57.920 --> 00:42:01.389
shit every time it does dropping the
kids off before I could get on the
558
00:42:01.429 --> 00:42:07.429
last one. Oh, it's fine, so it's just just playing over wise
559
00:42:07.469 --> 00:42:10.789
vanilla. Oh, but device you
really need anything else? Root beer stuff.
560
00:42:10.909 --> 00:42:15.300
Pass them around, tell your friends. Yeah, did did it?
561
00:42:15.380 --> 00:42:25.860
Did it it? Did you have
the one that looks like Smegma? I
562
00:42:25.980 --> 00:42:30.210
really don't want you to use that
term after we just talked about Da's Dick.
563
00:42:30.610 --> 00:42:37.130
I'm Jewish. Yeah, no,
smegma. There see perfect time for
564
00:42:37.170 --> 00:42:43.809
that sound bite. Make a special
a special version of this podcast where you
565
00:42:43.849 --> 00:42:52.719
just put that sound bite in.
Like. So, is this kosher?
566
00:42:53.639 --> 00:42:57.320
I mean, isn't saying in the
Bible you can't mix R be out with
567
00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:01.389
ice cream? No, but there's
rules for the milk and for the production
568
00:43:01.469 --> 00:43:05.309
of alcohol. Yeah, so we're
Breaking Cup. This isn't kosher at any
569
00:43:05.349 --> 00:43:09.110
level. Is there any place with
use not kosher? He literally just date
570
00:43:09.190 --> 00:43:14.300
like pulled pork. Yeah, that
wasn't as him. Yeah, that's what
571
00:43:14.380 --> 00:43:17.300
I mean. Yeah, all right, let's try these. Uh. Yeah,
572
00:43:17.300 --> 00:43:21.099
and Charlie and I had a hand
for breakfast this morning. HMM,
573
00:43:21.300 --> 00:43:23.820
hamming it up. You smell.
My own els like marper float. My
574
00:43:23.900 --> 00:43:27.969
only thing about this is there is
a slight hot presence, which is the
575
00:43:28.050 --> 00:43:35.449
only thing I think that the root
beer float wouldn't. It's good, though.
576
00:43:36.130 --> 00:43:42.639
How that hot presence is weird.
Oh, other than that it's great,
577
00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:45.960
though in there I think the ice
cream ratio needs to be higher for
578
00:43:45.039 --> 00:43:52.320
the beer. I like it because
the hobbiness, like with the cream,
579
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:54.989
is good, but without the cream
is just kind of weird. Charlie mixes
580
00:43:54.989 --> 00:43:59.989
up. How's that? How is
it? Is it better? I'd do
581
00:44:00.190 --> 00:44:01.829
a better nd, but I dropped
my fork on the floor. What do
582
00:44:01.909 --> 00:44:06.750
you think doing this place? I
like would neat off the floor here.
583
00:44:07.909 --> 00:44:09.940
Never gets cleaned. Yeah, I
mean if I was at home I would,
584
00:44:10.820 --> 00:44:15.380
but here I won't. But it
does get cleaned. Yeah, I
585
00:44:15.500 --> 00:44:17.059
know. She just doesn't want to
meet it off a stranger feats. Yeah,
586
00:44:17.099 --> 00:44:21.940
stranger feet are a no go.
Personal family femes is fine, but
587
00:44:22.300 --> 00:44:25.730
unless you're at the dunge. You
bring up a very good point. We
588
00:44:25.849 --> 00:44:31.610
have a dog consensual trained your feet
that Charles don't consent to stranger the subject
589
00:44:31.650 --> 00:44:35.610
of the hops is one of the
reasons that I didn't use the Guinness that
590
00:44:35.889 --> 00:44:40.639
purchased for the last cocktail we're going
to do because I didn't want it to
591
00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:45.800
mess with the in the Stout Punch. So that's you know, a dry
592
00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:50.960
stout would work perfectly closer to with
a root beer. Need to be more
593
00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:54.190
of it, and Irish dry style, I think. Then I hopped stout.
594
00:44:54.670 --> 00:44:59.349
Oh Yeah, mixing that up is
like crazy good. The hot presence
595
00:44:59.389 --> 00:45:00.230
on that. I feel like they
could have changed it up to something a
596
00:45:00.309 --> 00:45:05.269
little bit different than that. It's
just not driving for me in some weird
597
00:45:05.309 --> 00:45:08.300
way. I'm telling you, just
need more ice cream. Let the sugar
598
00:45:08.340 --> 00:45:13.900
to the heavy lifting. Do you
have more ray scream plot, megan?
599
00:45:15.019 --> 00:45:22.969
We're going to see if this works. Laid on thick. Is there truly
600
00:45:22.010 --> 00:45:32.610
any other way? Duncushion Bitta.
Hopefully it's sweet. Goes from a beer
601
00:45:32.650 --> 00:45:37.800
float to a beermer mo shirt.
As anybody ever had the lemonade from boys
602
00:45:37.239 --> 00:45:39.960
know, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's actually it's pretty good. They've
603
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:46.360
got fruit punch to speaking of fruit
punch, there are so many beers now
604
00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:50.909
that are fruit punch flavored. I'm
yeah, yeah, like. Well,
605
00:45:51.590 --> 00:45:55.349
untitled art has one. I was
up in Maravelle at well, do like
606
00:45:55.630 --> 00:46:00.389
as one to oh not so our
me. Oh yeah, no, I
607
00:46:00.550 --> 00:46:02.469
had one time. I tag you
INA. When I try today, it
608
00:46:02.590 --> 00:46:07.260
was the yeah, you take me
in something, the nerds. Nert what
609
00:46:07.539 --> 00:46:09.940
it didn't look at it. I
just saw on tab it was strawberry and
610
00:46:10.460 --> 00:46:13.780
whatever else, but it was supposed
to be nerds. Look like it.
611
00:46:14.500 --> 00:46:17.420
He's right, aren't I always?
Yeah, but now just taste like ice
612
00:46:17.460 --> 00:46:23.369
cream, which is delicious ice cream, and beer, beer flavored ice cream.
613
00:46:23.449 --> 00:46:30.130
Dude, like this beer is a
great milkshake beer. Oh Man,
614
00:46:30.650 --> 00:46:35.239
yeah, he's get those hops in
the back end. I don't know if
615
00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:37.320
you need to rinse your glasses for
if at the end. So I think
616
00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:42.400
probably be okay, as long as
you finish up your drink. HMM,
617
00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:49.309
what next? Sofire this leader?
I don't know. Look, normally when
618
00:46:49.349 --> 00:46:52.469
we do this we kind of go
over everything we're going to do before we
619
00:46:52.510 --> 00:46:55.030
get started. This time we all
just sort of like cluster fucked together.
620
00:46:55.110 --> 00:47:00.909
Were just like I brought shit.
Yes, yeah, so excited. It's
621
00:47:00.989 --> 00:47:04.420
been almost three months. Let's just
do it. Yeah, yeah, we
622
00:47:04.460 --> 00:47:08.420
kind of cannonballed and I kind of
think that just we've eating a lot of
623
00:47:08.460 --> 00:47:10.940
food and we have some more food
there, so we can maybe chat for
624
00:47:10.940 --> 00:47:17.130
a little bit and get back to
it. Yeah, I mean hungry.
625
00:47:22.730 --> 00:47:25.570
I love the fact that he's just
like no, I'm so hungry, like
626
00:47:25.690 --> 00:47:30.280
we're not playing this fucking game today. I mean, there's more donuts.
627
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:36.559
I'm twice your size. If you
move slowly, I will eat you accurate.
628
00:47:38.519 --> 00:47:46.869
No, thanks, back to the
dungeon. I don't consent to this.
629
00:47:47.030 --> 00:47:51.349
I definitely prefer the consensual eating.
Yah. Yeah, no, like
630
00:47:51.550 --> 00:47:58.860
the the non consensual eating is frowned
upon in most societies, sometimes even consensual
631
00:47:58.940 --> 00:48:02.780
eating. Yeah, I think that
varies on state to state, maybe even
632
00:48:02.780 --> 00:48:07.219
county to county in some states.
I think that's just toss toxic masculinity.
633
00:48:08.900 --> 00:48:12.579
I mean the Packard Party. We
disagree with you. Yeah, let's be
634
00:48:12.579 --> 00:48:15.130
honest. There's two different kinds of
eating we're, thank you, flirting with
635
00:48:15.210 --> 00:48:20.889
right here. I'm talking about going
to like Gold Crowl what are you talking
636
00:48:20.929 --> 00:48:29.000
about? Going to a way traveled
by wagon across country in loss of the
637
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:34.760
snow store? We're I'll talk about
the same thing. I don't think so
638
00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:42.710
ends with an honor. I mean, I like Sushi and you like Sushi.
639
00:48:45.750 --> 00:48:51.869
Yeah, I'm really into sea food. I mean like love the roast
640
00:48:51.949 --> 00:48:55.940
beef. I mean we we're talking
about Arby's. Yeah, I'm thinking ourbis.
641
00:49:00.619 --> 00:49:04.380
I was to this can't is can't. I'm so excited, but I
642
00:49:04.420 --> 00:49:06.940
had nothing to say. Oh,
before we get started, in like I
643
00:49:07.059 --> 00:49:22.289
haste to, we packed suitcase.
Jenny, holy well, glass plate.
644
00:49:22.369 --> 00:49:25.320
Yes, I realize now why it's
so heavy, because the pie I brought
645
00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:29.639
has a glass plate. But still, this thing weighs like twenty pounds.
646
00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:32.679
It is a is a hefty yeah, hi, I felt how dense that
647
00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:36.880
wasn't I'm like murdered. Oh that's
the glass plate, apparently. Yes,
648
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:38.789
Oh, by the way, there's
a plate in there that's made a glass.
649
00:49:39.590 --> 00:49:43.469
No ways, a good point.
Did you know like glasses and actually
650
00:49:43.469 --> 00:49:47.269
a liquid? Most prize I find
need a support structure. Yes, and
651
00:49:47.429 --> 00:49:52.019
the crust is not stable enough without
it. Usually it's like an aluminum pipe
652
00:49:52.139 --> 00:49:58.059
in. Yeah, but you know, traditionally they used other things like Sirr
653
00:49:58.099 --> 00:50:00.579
I mix, maybe even glass.
Yeah, this place slate glass, basically,
654
00:50:00.619 --> 00:50:04.980
I heard that's what this bine.
You paid deposit at this place and
655
00:50:05.179 --> 00:50:07.489
you get you get the money back
if you turn it back and you'll get
656
00:50:07.530 --> 00:50:10.130
o the pie nice. If you
knew that, don't. Why would you?
657
00:50:14.769 --> 00:50:16.610
I love the fact that he was
like, like you were you forgot,
658
00:50:17.650 --> 00:50:22.320
and my favorite part was the realization
on your face earlier when you were
659
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:23.639
cutting it and you just went,
Oh my God, it's a glass fan
660
00:50:23.760 --> 00:50:29.000
in here. D Shut Your Pie
Hole. No, fillip, full of
661
00:50:29.079 --> 00:50:34.760
Pie, full of Pie, full
of Pie, full of Pie, full
662
00:50:34.880 --> 00:50:38.710
of pot, full of Pie and
full of Pie. Andrew, three point
663
00:50:38.750 --> 00:50:42.550
one, four, three point one, four one, five nine one,
664
00:50:42.789 --> 00:50:45.429
five one nine, three point one. Wait a minute, five seven nine,
665
00:50:45.789 --> 00:50:49.789
no, three point one, four
one, five nine one, hundred,
666
00:50:49.829 --> 00:50:51.980
five nine one, forty nine.
I love that. I think there
667
00:50:52.099 --> 00:50:54.739
is something. Sigh, five seven
nine, because it's been would make sense.
668
00:50:54.780 --> 00:50:58.579
That would almost repeat you, like
fuck, you will not. Yeah,
669
00:50:58.619 --> 00:51:01.219
we're ending. Oh Yeah, bitch, we have off. I don't
670
00:51:01.219 --> 00:51:04.809
even have to remember that anymore.
I got a button. It's like a
671
00:51:04.889 --> 00:51:07.849
whole last pie button. All my
calculator. Yeah, my teacher was like,
672
00:51:07.929 --> 00:51:09.449
you're never just, you know,
carry a calculator around everywhere. I
673
00:51:09.769 --> 00:51:15.170
pull out my only size super computer. Did you know? Nine in the
674
00:51:15.210 --> 00:51:20.039
year two thousand, all the photos
ever taken on earth could fit in one
675
00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:22.880
turabye. At least that's what I
heard. I think that might have been
676
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:27.119
a little bit of bullshit. At
the same position, three point one,
677
00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:29.639
four, one, five, nine, two, sixty, fifty three five
678
00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:31.989
are the first ten digits when the
seven come in. It's my favorite part.
679
00:51:32.469 --> 00:51:36.670
And I have these plate. Why
don't you want my plate? Because
680
00:51:36.670 --> 00:51:38.710
this is a big ass piece.
Okay, that's legit. That that's a
681
00:51:38.750 --> 00:51:44.070
good reason, you know. Yeah, that's that's that's real. Mine to
682
00:51:44.269 --> 00:51:49.219
all allow with these ass it's my
ass. Is indeed the largest ass at
683
00:51:49.260 --> 00:51:52.860
the table. It's the smallest if
your ass is on the table, but
684
00:51:52.980 --> 00:51:57.380
we're time having to have a conversation. My ass is just the tables really
685
00:51:57.420 --> 00:52:00.099
more on my ass. Yeah,
is that what's supporting that in? Yeah,
686
00:52:00.340 --> 00:52:06.690
okay, Charles fucked. Is there
another fork? Yeah, there's a
687
00:52:06.769 --> 00:52:08.969
bunch of me. You can actually
have this one I got. Yeah,
688
00:52:09.010 --> 00:52:13.369
when it's done, it's to be
nice. So we are going to be
689
00:52:13.650 --> 00:52:16.920
eating the Pie Right? Yes,
no, no, we're not pie.
690
00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:21.159
We're going to start at it.
It's gonna be there pretty much all self.
691
00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:23.199
Or Yeah, man's will and never
eat it. This is technically a
692
00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:28.039
candle, just put a wicked out
all that and you'll light it. We
693
00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:31.269
went out to a freaking little like
flea market thing out and tear hoote and
694
00:52:31.469 --> 00:52:36.309
we went past this booth and some
lady was in it. She was restocking
695
00:52:36.349 --> 00:52:39.630
her booth. I thought she legit
had like pieces of Pie and cupcakes and
696
00:52:39.670 --> 00:52:43.909
all this other shit. Nope,
they were all candles. I was pissed
697
00:52:43.909 --> 00:52:53.260
as hell because like invite into one. Did you doing? Did you find
698
00:52:53.340 --> 00:52:58.730
into legit? Picked up a piece
of like the cake, like started to
699
00:52:58.809 --> 00:53:00.250
open it and run of her and
I was like, Oh, it smells
700
00:53:00.289 --> 00:53:02.610
great and I reached down picked up
was like why does it feel weird?
701
00:53:02.650 --> 00:53:07.849
And she goes, she was how
many candles are you feeling up? Why
702
00:53:07.849 --> 00:53:13.639
are we doing? Are we doing
straight Bourbon with those? Yes, it's
703
00:53:13.760 --> 00:53:16.760
good. Okay, starting to think
I should have done a different bourbon.
704
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:22.119
Well, I'm trying to figure out
is why, why you think it would
705
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:27.269
be appropriate just go feel of someone's
cake? I was like, I was
706
00:53:27.349 --> 00:53:30.469
like I have the I have the
thing. I'm going to take it and
707
00:53:30.590 --> 00:53:32.389
I'm going to buy it, but
I'm going to eat it right fucking now.
708
00:53:32.909 --> 00:53:37.150
Just that handsome cake and walk.
Yeah, I'm like, I was
709
00:53:37.190 --> 00:53:42.460
going to bring Elijah Craik. So
we drinking some at least that level holding.
710
00:53:42.579 --> 00:53:47.619
Well, maybe it smaller batch,
I feel so. Are we just
711
00:53:47.699 --> 00:53:51.820
shooting those no, you're sipping it
as you eat the Pie. I mean
712
00:53:51.860 --> 00:53:52.579
this is the way to this is
way it was meant to be done.
713
00:53:53.780 --> 00:53:58.170
I'm still having flashbacks, by the
way. I don't think we describe this
714
00:53:58.369 --> 00:54:02.210
this is. It's called my Kentucky
Pie and it's made in Zions Villet,
715
00:54:02.449 --> 00:54:07.050
my sugar pie, but it's not
in Kentucky. Huh? So it's a
716
00:54:07.210 --> 00:54:10.400
liar, yes, but it the
style is what it is. Oftentimes round
717
00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:17.079
Lou will called Derby Pie, which
is basically a pecan pie with sometimes chocolate,
718
00:54:17.159 --> 00:54:22.360
but this one is just bourbon.
And for all of you people that
719
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:27.389
are not Yankees, he said it's
a peak am Pie, Peekin, a
720
00:54:27.510 --> 00:54:32.070
Peakin path. It's a PEACM PA, a peacam pass, pecmpa, a
721
00:54:32.230 --> 00:54:37.389
pekm PAS. I'll got a family
all over Tennessee and the like. They
722
00:54:37.510 --> 00:54:42.420
bounce back and forth between peak and
or Peekin, Peekin, and I'm like
723
00:54:42.539 --> 00:54:45.099
peaking. I'm like is it Peekan
at? You like the fuck are you
724
00:54:45.219 --> 00:54:49.380
talking about? There's IT Stereo,
go out about a creek and there's a
725
00:54:49.460 --> 00:54:51.980
town about a half hour north of
a loivell called Pekan in the Holler.
726
00:54:53.130 --> 00:55:01.530
Scare someone like growing Pecans at them. Do you go peek Ambo? That
727
00:55:01.730 --> 00:55:08.800
sounds wrong. Why? Okay,
it's one of that, one of them
728
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:15.880
uncle remus jokes. I get a
little bit of that, like Oakness,
729
00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:17.199
from the Bourbon, from the Pie
itself. Yes, you're supposed to,
730
00:55:19.280 --> 00:55:23.550
but it's not like super present.
No, it's just toned down with the
731
00:55:23.630 --> 00:55:29.829
ghost. You can get ones down
in a new albany that have a much
732
00:55:29.869 --> 00:55:35.780
more pronounced Bourbon flayor. This is
very subtle but still boozy enough to,
733
00:55:36.219 --> 00:55:39.539
I think, make the kit cut
for the show. You guys ever get
734
00:55:39.619 --> 00:55:44.019
so drunk off of one kind of
alcohol that you can't ever drink it again?
735
00:55:44.860 --> 00:55:49.420
NOPE, no, it's been about
a year. It's this. I
736
00:55:49.619 --> 00:55:53.130
can't. What are we drinking anyway, Twayne, this is walkers single barrel.
737
00:55:54.250 --> 00:56:00.610
You know what to do. It's
good. So I've never had bourbon
738
00:56:01.289 --> 00:56:06.159
and MR B's before. Oh okay, wow, scared for a second.
739
00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:08.360
I was just like the Shit,
Andre Have you ever had bourbon? But
740
00:56:08.559 --> 00:56:12.400
wrong. You saying that? I
noticed that my want to hit a sip
741
00:56:12.440 --> 00:56:15.440
of the Bourbon. My sense of
smell gets heightened and all of a sudden
742
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:22.590
I can smell cigar is everywhere.
Yeah, it's almos, a girl,
743
00:56:22.630 --> 00:56:24.269
a cigar bar, I know,
but I'm just saying it's becomes heightens.
744
00:56:24.309 --> 00:56:30.710
I'm just thinking Bourbon might just be
the compliment is cigars. That's better than
745
00:56:30.789 --> 00:56:35.980
beer. That's why we have four
different coins for boarding. Okay. Well,
746
00:56:36.340 --> 00:56:42.900
as a non cigar smoker, I
just had an epiphany. Welcome to
747
00:56:42.940 --> 00:56:49.570
the party. The main reason I
we do beer on this podcast of set
748
00:56:49.570 --> 00:56:57.170
up Bourbon, was strictly because we
would be hammered. Oh Yeah, if
749
00:56:57.210 --> 00:57:04.280
we did the same amount, it'd
be game over, Dude. That's way
750
00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:07.559
all over. Porsch and I have
been very we compared to the usual.
751
00:57:10.320 --> 00:57:14.760
But O, this pie is excellent
and I just did a mouthful with the
752
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:19.710
pie and the Bourbon at once.
That that was that was a good egger.
753
00:57:19.869 --> 00:57:22.750
is also a hint of chocolate in
this pie. There is chocolate in
754
00:57:22.869 --> 00:57:23.949
it. Well, what I thought
was a raisin was like a choky at
755
00:57:23.989 --> 00:57:29.349
the bottom is like a layer chocolate. Yeah, I had gotten a top
756
00:57:29.469 --> 00:57:31.980
of the piece of the top of
a pie off to the sides. That's
757
00:57:31.980 --> 00:57:36.780
rose munching on. And then I
just took a actual proper bite. I'm
758
00:57:36.820 --> 00:57:39.820
like, this is Chocolatey and the
difference between Dude, I'm just just taste.
759
00:57:39.860 --> 00:57:45.090
The way I look, the difference
between Kentucky Pie and in regular PCN
760
00:57:45.170 --> 00:57:49.809
Pie is just chocolate burbon. That's
that's special. I this to talk to
761
00:57:49.969 --> 00:57:58.679
the greater luble area, so it
is a regional dessert. Definitely hate too
762
00:57:58.679 --> 00:58:08.280
much. Learning a little geography and
getting tipsy. learnings fun. Knowing is
763
00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:15.670
half the battle to Joe. The
other half is violent laser guns. Yeah,
764
00:58:16.590 --> 00:58:21.070
and beating D with a chorus staff
in my thoughts. Yeah, and
765
00:58:21.150 --> 00:58:29.139
your dreams. Only there's so much. I know. I really Miss Duels.
766
00:58:30.539 --> 00:58:34.619
Why don't we just go through axe
as at. Who's your where is
767
00:58:34.699 --> 00:58:38.260
that? You're allowed there, right. I love on the North Susil like
768
00:58:38.420 --> 00:58:44.650
everybody's always like this house. See
a allowed a lot of weapons. Do
769
00:58:44.730 --> 00:58:49.610
Youar you allowed to be around weapons
besides your fists? Of course, to
770
00:58:49.690 --> 00:58:52.849
my feet count. No, the
I mean they're exempt, just like your
771
00:58:52.889 --> 00:58:55.400
fists. They do count as weapons, but you're allowed to be around them.
772
00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:06.599
What about like the thirteen knives I
carry Andrew Beforehand, the right well,
773
00:59:06.639 --> 00:59:12.309
the shot gun, the machine gun, I mean comma, Tomp,
774
00:59:12.389 --> 00:59:16.469
the side nunchuck. None of those
count. No, that I don't think.
775
00:59:16.630 --> 00:59:21.190
Wait, hold on, not that
either. I had a punch dagger.
776
00:59:22.269 --> 00:59:28.340
That's a knife, still swords.
Those are just large knives. Or
777
00:59:28.380 --> 00:59:31.260
our knives just small swords. What
was I listening to? And they had
778
00:59:31.340 --> 00:59:34.820
this conversation and it was thin.
Kind of run out of weapons. That
779
00:59:34.900 --> 00:59:37.019
I owe. Okay. Well,
do you know your pet squirrel that if
780
00:59:37.059 --> 00:59:38.449
it stairs at you too long,
as you bring an Urism, I would
781
00:59:38.449 --> 00:59:44.690
just get the fuck did you just
say? I'll just real talk about about
782
00:59:44.809 --> 00:59:50.969
Fang Holmes here too, could at
a stroke exactly, even look at it.
783
00:59:51.050 --> 00:59:57.360
That's girl too long. Is that
what we call it nowadays? Whatever
784
00:59:57.440 --> 01:00:00.440
it is, sure, yeah,
that's what we're calling it, and I'll
785
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:08.110
bring my pine cones to throw you. This squirrel taking my phones. I'm
786
01:00:08.230 --> 01:00:15.110
so fucking lost right now. Perfect
a mixture of booze in a full belly.
787
01:00:16.670 --> 01:00:20.309
Dude. Yeah, there's like I'm
gonna lie. My stomach is yeah,
788
01:00:20.349 --> 01:00:22.460
very yeah, just just just just
to throw this out, there are
789
01:00:22.539 --> 01:00:28.019
rules about the order and which you
supposed to do stuff, and we're breaking
790
01:00:28.059 --> 01:00:31.219
all of those rules tonight. Yeah, we did desert first, the creamy
791
01:00:31.260 --> 01:00:36.329
dessertstus and then we continued with dessert. Well, then we continued with dessert
792
01:00:36.409 --> 01:00:40.170
and we talk about them alcohol part
Oh fuck that. It's our birthday celebration
793
01:00:40.289 --> 01:00:44.889
episode. Nice. We don't have
to follow the rolls. I know.
794
01:00:45.769 --> 01:00:55.679
No birthdays are fun. It's just
if birthdays are fun, dogs go bark,
795
01:00:57.000 --> 01:01:01.760
cat's go now. I got I
was saying my birthday wasn't have fun
796
01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:08.110
this year. My birthday wasn't that
fun last year, but I'm I'm glad
797
01:01:08.150 --> 01:01:14.230
to know that I wasn't like that. Everybody got to celebrate a quarantine birthday.
798
01:01:14.429 --> 01:01:17.469
I'm glad it wasn't just like a
small select group of people but got
799
01:01:17.510 --> 01:01:22.059
fed over. So mine more or
less had to do with the fact that
800
01:01:22.179 --> 01:01:28.739
like two days prior somebody walked out. Yeah, I think my birthday was
801
01:01:28.940 --> 01:01:32.929
just before quarantine left. mean basically, like literally right on that cuss.
802
01:01:32.969 --> 01:01:37.809
I think. I'm thinking that quarantine
really hit in the week after. Yeah,
803
01:01:37.969 --> 01:01:40.130
because there were people that didn't come
to my party because of it.
804
01:01:40.329 --> 01:01:45.610
Yeah, HMM, there's already the
toilet paper shortage, or two thousand and
805
01:01:45.610 --> 01:01:51.719
twenty? Yeah, yeah, my
birthday was his covid was called except last
806
01:01:51.920 --> 01:01:55.079
disease. My birthday did not get
affected by the quarantine. My birthday got
807
01:01:55.239 --> 01:02:08.630
like the only piece of sanity.
My birthday got the full powered announcement that
808
01:02:08.789 --> 01:02:15.539
we were ditching forty five. Oh
Nice. Oh, I took a second.
809
01:02:15.539 --> 01:02:21.059
I'm like, we talking about we
got a new White House Dog.
810
01:02:21.300 --> 01:02:24.420
Happy Birthday. It was a great
prepare talking about weapons and stuff, and
811
01:02:24.460 --> 01:02:28.980
then you said forty five, so
I assumed we were went back to guns.
812
01:02:29.019 --> 01:02:32.730
I thought. You Show my vinal
AH, that too, I don't
813
01:02:32.769 --> 01:02:38.449
get it. Trump forty five,
I don't get it. He was the
814
01:02:38.650 --> 01:02:42.969
forty fat president. Oh yeah,
but I thought maybe he had a dog
815
01:02:42.969 --> 01:02:46.840
Ning forty five or something. Trump
doesn't believe in having pets. He could
816
01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:52.239
never care about anything else other than
himself. Well, that Leno is his
817
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:58.000
pet. Well, let's not go
there. Anyway, I don't think that
818
01:02:58.440 --> 01:03:05.989
Milania is a kept creature. I'm
not sure that's how they refer to it
819
01:03:06.469 --> 01:03:10.630
in high society. I think kept
as exactly the word they I mean,
820
01:03:10.670 --> 01:03:16.460
it was fifty shades a trump kept
yes, creature, no, legit.
821
01:03:20.139 --> 01:03:27.250
Sorry, flashbacks, life's been hard. Hands been clenched in the fist too
822
01:03:27.329 --> 01:03:34.650
long. I know they're store.
It's from the Mace. When when you
823
01:03:34.769 --> 01:03:38.210
first said you got a mace,
I immediately thought of Spray Mace, I
824
01:03:38.329 --> 01:03:45.039
know, not actual large Meadin.
Yes, I've gotten some interesting responses to
825
01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:50.079
the picture that I posted on facebook. And Yeah, it's only like fifteen
826
01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:52.400
pounds. It's only ten pounds,
but it tend under yeah, which is
827
01:03:52.599 --> 01:03:59.989
the basic for starting out mace.
Wise, Um, before you learn how
828
01:04:00.030 --> 01:04:01.510
to move your body the way it
needs to be moved, you don't want
829
01:04:01.510 --> 01:04:06.590
to overtax your tendons. I actually
forgot that. Like you're just beginning with
830
01:04:06.710 --> 01:04:11.460
amazing. Yeah, it makes sense. Today was my third day. Fuck,
831
01:04:11.500 --> 01:04:15.300
yeah, so fair enough. Yeah, so I thought at first I
832
01:04:15.340 --> 01:04:20.260
thought you're talking about the spray stuff
and I'm like, I'm like, I
833
01:04:20.380 --> 01:04:24.139
feel like. I feel like you
know how to do other shit, like
834
01:04:24.570 --> 01:04:29.449
why do you need spray? Shore
right, like the only ranged it's also
835
01:04:29.610 --> 01:04:36.289
cooking spice. But Um, so
one friend on facebook messaged me and thought
836
01:04:36.369 --> 01:04:42.320
that I'd gotten a mace for home
security purposes and I'm like diff no,
837
01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:46.719
and then my sister was like looks
really plain looking and I'm like it's not
838
01:04:47.039 --> 01:04:54.150
for laarping. I mean it can
be. It's really in a fuck somebody's
839
01:04:54.150 --> 01:04:58.949
day up, but I mean it
doesn't look pretty because it's literally just steal.
840
01:04:59.030 --> 01:05:02.550
It's like cast iron almost looking,
you know, using some larping,
841
01:05:02.630 --> 01:05:04.869
because I mean I think we really
need to just like, no, mix
842
01:05:04.909 --> 01:05:08.380
it up a little. No,
that's no. I mean, look,
843
01:05:08.739 --> 01:05:12.820
my long term goals here is to
get good enough with wielding this thing that
844
01:05:12.940 --> 01:05:16.820
I can have a have a leg
up when it comes to like sword fighting
845
01:05:16.940 --> 01:05:20.530
for the SCA. This is my
long term goal. Are you going to
846
01:05:20.610 --> 01:05:23.769
fence? Are you going to do
heavy? No, not, fencing,
847
01:05:24.010 --> 01:05:27.969
like long sword. So fencing is
what you call it when you use actual
848
01:05:28.010 --> 01:05:30.329
steel. Heavy is what you call
it when you do retan and armor.
849
01:05:30.730 --> 01:05:33.449
Yeah, so armor probably. Okay, so heavy, okay, cool.
850
01:05:33.570 --> 01:05:36.559
Yeah, I don't know much about
the sea other than I'm technically in it.
851
01:05:36.800 --> 01:05:43.960
But then covid yeah, I'm I'm
a fighter, rusty. I know
852
01:05:44.039 --> 01:05:45.719
a lot of people people have been
trust. He was the one who got
853
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:48.800
me into sea. And then,
yeah, I all say of MEUCHERISM.
854
01:05:49.030 --> 01:05:54.550
Yes, and then also my friend, emily, is in the sea.
855
01:05:54.789 --> 01:05:57.750
So, like I know a fair
number of people who are in it.
856
01:05:58.469 --> 01:06:00.630
So this is long term goals here? Yeah, be a sword fighter,
857
01:06:01.070 --> 01:06:04.260
use a sword, but I'm training
with the Mace right now. He wants,
858
01:06:04.300 --> 01:06:08.699
he want he told me he wants
me to come over and start actually,
859
01:06:08.820 --> 01:06:14.539
like it's a training yeah, so
doing this for now. I fence.
860
01:06:14.940 --> 01:06:17.849
Yeah, we'll see. We'll see
what happens. I went to rusty's
861
01:06:17.849 --> 01:06:21.849
birthday party last year before quarantine and
I met a lady and she does swords
862
01:06:21.889 --> 01:06:25.650
and boards. Yes, and I
have a neighbor who's kind of in it
863
01:06:25.690 --> 01:06:30.449
because he makes mead. Kind of
in it. The cooks are amazing.
864
01:06:30.690 --> 01:06:32.480
Describes are also like. Yeah,
I haven't said anything with it at all.
865
01:06:32.559 --> 01:06:35.559
I know very, very little other
than it's a goal. I know
866
01:06:39.800 --> 01:06:45.239
one of the like Queen's is up. I think I forget what region it
867
01:06:45.480 --> 01:06:54.349
is, but she's up in Minnesota
and like, I talked to her probably
868
01:06:54.389 --> 01:06:59.710
once a week. Cool, and
she was just like she's like, Yep,
869
01:06:59.829 --> 01:07:01.179
nope, gave up the throne this
year. Not Dealing with this shit.
870
01:07:02.420 --> 01:07:05.340
Absolutely she goes. Nobody wants to
listen when we're talking about hey,
871
01:07:05.460 --> 01:07:09.539
don't meet up because of covid and
shit like that. Nobody wants to listen.
872
01:07:10.019 --> 01:07:12.980
She goes, so I'm done.
Like somebody else can get mad at
873
01:07:12.980 --> 01:07:15.730
you, somebody else can like realize
you and shit like. I don't want
874
01:07:15.730 --> 01:07:17.250
to fucking deal with it. Yeah, I saw a post the other day.
875
01:07:17.329 --> 01:07:23.730
Somebody posted in the sea training group
chat and they were like nothing is
876
01:07:23.809 --> 01:07:29.730
happening until at least may thirty one, so stop asking. Yeah, well,
877
01:07:29.769 --> 01:07:30.719
like, cool, I got a
couple of months to prepare then.
878
01:07:32.400 --> 01:07:38.159
Goal. I've been sitting here pulling
little pinches off of the frosting and eating
879
01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:41.719
it because I just I love the
lime in the salt in it and it's
880
01:07:41.840 --> 01:07:45.510
so good. Everything has been so
freaking delicious this episode. Yeah, like
881
01:07:45.670 --> 01:07:48.869
this is not one of those episodes
where you're walking away going this one thing,
882
01:07:48.909 --> 01:07:51.590
I didn't like it. No,
everything's been awesome, but the first
883
01:07:51.670 --> 01:07:56.550
yeah, I've been thoroughly pleased with
everything we've done so far, except for
884
01:07:56.670 --> 01:08:00.380
like the first drink. I didn't. I didn't like that one as much.
885
01:08:00.699 --> 01:08:03.900
Was it a consistency thing or I
just I don't know. I didn't
886
01:08:03.940 --> 01:08:06.980
think that the beer in the Bailey's
like jive just well as I thought it
887
01:08:08.059 --> 01:08:10.780
was going to. I'm really glad
I didn't pour cream into it, because
888
01:08:10.820 --> 01:08:15.449
the at least curdling and separating the
cream was just going to be like disgusting.
889
01:08:15.530 --> 01:08:19.609
Yeah, my drink didn't curdle.
Well, good mind did. I'm
890
01:08:19.689 --> 01:08:27.840
just super and I just want to
comment that, because Charles loves peanut Butter
891
01:08:27.960 --> 01:08:30.600
Beers, I was thinking about bringing
the dark at achievement. I was sitting
892
01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:34.520
on a peanut butter one, but
I thought might just be better and bring
893
01:08:34.600 --> 01:08:40.199
in these nuts. So you didn't
want to bring in the dark is achievement
894
01:08:40.239 --> 01:08:44.949
and give him the full shaft,
so instead you brought these nuts. Yes,
895
01:08:45.109 --> 01:08:47.550
from wild rose, and I want
to Griff with Indiana, like I
896
01:08:47.590 --> 01:08:55.710
didn't know they had a milking station
for you. The cans pretty much it.
897
01:08:56.140 --> 01:09:00.260
Yes, I'm very limited edition.
I am holding a real can of
898
01:09:00.300 --> 01:09:05.819
beer from wild rose and it's called
these nuts. Just have to not be
899
01:09:05.979 --> 01:09:15.810
too zealous because you will bottom it
out. Maybe, maybe fully open up
900
01:09:15.850 --> 01:09:17.449
this can. At my birthday we
might get child to take a SIP.
901
01:09:24.439 --> 01:09:28.319
You can bottom up all he wants. Oh, don't choked, don't choke.
902
01:09:29.000 --> 01:09:31.119
You still have to have some of
these nuts. No, no,
903
01:09:31.199 --> 01:09:33.760
I don't think are we cracking that? ARE WE NOT CRACKING UP? Are
904
01:09:33.800 --> 01:09:36.840
we not cracking I just don't think
that's prudent. Consider we has stop punch
905
01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:42.229
to come too, and I yeah, by the way, let's let's figure
906
01:09:42.310 --> 01:09:45.789
that out, because, yeah,
damn that punch. Okay, so I
907
01:09:45.829 --> 01:09:48.029
kind of I cut. I kind
of want to get a something to mix
908
01:09:48.069 --> 01:09:51.829
it in. So if you can
get a small container that can put by
909
01:09:51.899 --> 01:09:55.100
bunch of Ginnis in there so I
can make mix up and import it.
910
01:09:56.020 --> 01:09:59.260
How much Gainnis do you want in
there? But there's a bunch doesn't isn't
911
01:09:59.260 --> 01:10:06.409
a measurement? Probably at least,
at least a point. Okay, so
912
01:10:08.289 --> 01:10:10.970
like an imperial point. Be Fine. Well, I need us. What
913
01:10:11.409 --> 01:10:13.930
you have a container that you can
I'm going to hand it to you in
914
01:10:14.010 --> 01:10:17.770
a picture. But yeah, yeah, that works. Okay, yeah,
915
01:10:17.810 --> 01:10:20.600
Pie between five people should be too
terrible. Yeah, it should be fine.
916
01:10:21.279 --> 01:10:27.039
Things have happened, yeah, has
happened all the stuff, all the
917
01:10:27.159 --> 01:10:31.720
things a little bit older, a
little bit wiser. I realize that I'm
918
01:10:31.720 --> 01:10:35.829
accidentally letting out too many secrets.
I did you just want to remind you
919
01:10:35.949 --> 01:10:40.630
that my ass is the fattest and
I just want to remind you that my
920
01:10:40.710 --> 01:10:45.109
ass is the smallest. I just
want to remind you that my ass is
921
01:10:45.310 --> 01:10:49.779
just right the Goldi ass, the
Goldi ass competition. That's right. So
922
01:10:50.220 --> 01:10:55.699
so chuck like. We know how
we were talking about. I hop earlier
923
01:10:57.220 --> 01:11:02.579
come hungry, leave like had I. I was just going to make fun
924
01:11:02.619 --> 01:11:08.810
of your ass in more yeah,
that tooms. I hop I love it.
925
01:11:09.170 --> 01:11:13.489
Not Saying it's flat, I'm just
saying Kansas Topography could be drawn pretty
926
01:11:13.489 --> 01:11:18.479
accurately. Nice, except for that
giant crack right in the middle. A
927
01:11:18.720 --> 01:11:25.439
giant CR that's Kansas City. Obviously. No, that's my plan, but
928
01:11:27.159 --> 01:11:29.840
oh but it's Kansas City, right
in the middle of Kansas. I thought
929
01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:33.229
I was on the edge and it
isn't an edge. M fraking was just
930
01:11:33.390 --> 01:11:45.149
an experiments and I shall this strike
Kansas. It's not an ass crack,
931
01:11:45.270 --> 01:11:50.539
it's an ASS freck. Hold on, hold on, is your is your
932
01:11:50.579 --> 01:11:57.340
ash fully flatter than plains? I
have no ass, but flatter than WHO's
933
01:11:58.020 --> 01:12:00.609
Dwayne? Dwayne, I have to
have a special cushion for mo played DD
934
01:12:00.770 --> 01:12:03.609
for more than two hours. Late, though I'm not sure your ass is
935
01:12:03.689 --> 01:12:08.369
flattered and Dwayne. It's like tell
because they woke both were kind of baggy
936
01:12:08.409 --> 01:12:13.210
pants. You gotta pull those pants
tie. Guys, like neither of you
937
01:12:13.329 --> 01:12:16.439
have an ass. Yeah, I
think Charley's might be flatter. I think
938
01:12:16.680 --> 01:12:20.439
like pants are SAGG ear. I
know I'm noticing, but, like I
939
01:12:20.479 --> 01:12:23.960
said, you gotta pull your pants
tight so we can tell. But you're
940
01:12:24.000 --> 01:12:28.000
not. Yeah, like both of
Y'all look like your back to splits into
941
01:12:28.000 --> 01:12:33.470
legs. Look like a look like
a couple girls dance at the Red Garter.
942
01:12:38.470 --> 01:12:42.350
I still have Red Carter dollars in
my basement from my ex wife.
943
01:12:44.460 --> 01:12:48.140
I'm not going to say who,
but there was a person that used to
944
01:12:48.220 --> 01:12:54.859
work here, the dance there for
a while. Yep, Kelsey. We're
945
01:12:54.859 --> 01:12:57.500
not saying. We're not saying there's
never been a Kelsey to work here.
946
01:12:57.619 --> 01:13:06.850
So your attempt at defeating Dwayne's politeness, yeah, it has failed perspect Huh.
947
01:13:08.529 --> 01:13:11.090
Yeah, I found that out about
this person. I just looked at
948
01:13:11.090 --> 01:13:19.319
them and went really, you could
do so much better. Yeah, so
949
01:13:20.760 --> 01:13:29.029
I'm like, I could do better. The Red Guard could stop punch.
950
01:13:29.510 --> 01:13:36.630
Normally has rum, milk, egg
and stout. I'm using a vanilla liqueur
951
01:13:38.149 --> 01:13:42.859
so so you're adding Eggnog to a
beer. Is Not like base. Essentially,
952
01:13:42.899 --> 01:13:45.619
that's what Stop Punch is, okay, but this one is a vanilla
953
01:13:47.300 --> 01:13:53.979
liqueur from Mexico, Colorado. What
a fuck? Did I get cheesecake?
954
01:13:54.340 --> 01:13:58.050
Because it's don't worry about it.
I was just curious to when it came
955
01:13:58.170 --> 01:14:02.529
through a little while ago while you
were pouring the beer, cheesecake taste person
956
01:14:02.729 --> 01:14:06.529
to become a pie. All that's
going through my head right now. Is
957
01:14:06.689 --> 01:14:11.479
that seen from the movie the Ringer? When, not, fuck, did
958
01:14:11.560 --> 01:14:15.880
we get ice cream? I've seen
it. It's a fucked up movie.
959
01:14:16.279 --> 01:14:24.199
Johnny Knoxville pretends to be retarded to
reg the Special Olympics. Is that?
960
01:14:25.069 --> 01:14:28.029
Is that the movie that Cartman makes
fun of when he does the exact same
961
01:14:28.069 --> 01:14:30.510
thing in one of the episodes of
Souffert I'm pretty sure. But he learns
962
01:14:30.630 --> 01:14:36.069
of the end that it was wrong
to do that. So at the end
963
01:14:36.109 --> 01:14:40.020
of the yeah, by the end
of the movie, Johnny Oxvill's like,
964
01:14:40.579 --> 01:14:44.100
not cartmel. Now, by the
end of the movie, Johnny's Johnny Knoxvill's
965
01:14:44.220 --> 01:14:46.180
characters like. I was like,
no, some of these guys are talented
966
01:14:46.180 --> 01:14:49.180
or not that they should be on
the on the regular Olympic team, like
967
01:14:49.340 --> 01:14:54.170
why? Like, what are you
guys feeding them? Shit? This is
968
01:14:54.210 --> 01:14:58.210
the Jackass Guy, right. Yeah, did he just die? Know what
969
01:14:58.369 --> 01:15:01.250
the fuck? People die all the
time, dwayne. It's okay. Now
970
01:15:01.289 --> 01:15:03.170
I'm just sit there thinking. I'm
like, I'm like, wait, did
971
01:15:03.250 --> 01:15:08.319
he no, no, the guy. They're working on another jackass movie.
972
01:15:09.239 --> 01:15:12.279
Now he's alive. Oh and Bam
oar jar has been banned from it.
973
01:15:12.399 --> 01:15:18.920
Yeah, my test this first is
that where we're calling it pass them over.
974
01:15:21.590 --> 01:15:28.909
We'll do this one like more of
the time, because covid. Okay,
975
01:15:28.989 --> 01:15:34.270
that's way enough. Fuck. What's
your champion? I'm camping in that
976
01:15:34.350 --> 01:15:39.819
has to drive. That mind,
I'm a champion that has to drive.
977
01:15:43.060 --> 01:15:47.460
Why is this smelling meat? That's
what she'said, because there's a caw in
978
01:15:47.500 --> 01:15:54.329
the front for the milk, not
for the meat. Okay, and no,
979
01:15:54.529 --> 01:15:57.529
it's not that. It's the mixture
between my cigar and the drink.
980
01:15:59.090 --> 01:16:01.609
Sick here. I'm like, what
smells like be please just won't be the
981
01:16:01.649 --> 01:16:05.159
first time I get that sample from
you. Why does this smell like meat?
982
01:16:05.359 --> 01:16:12.039
Yeah, I'm really scared as a
what? Why? That's going to
983
01:16:12.119 --> 01:16:16.840
be a thing it's been on at
least two other episodes. Seriously, yeah,
984
01:16:16.880 --> 01:16:19.550
that's going to be your catchphrase.
Is Why does this smell like me?
985
01:16:19.789 --> 01:16:26.069
Nice God minds. Obviously fuck like
I'm not on here enough devicat trees
986
01:16:26.069 --> 01:16:28.149
yet, I don't think. All
right, all right, so we've got
987
01:16:28.310 --> 01:16:33.020
fuck the inevitable, Andrew. Why
does it smell like meat? I edit
988
01:16:33.140 --> 01:16:36.539
this shit. All I'm thinking of
is the little girl who just who just
989
01:16:36.699 --> 01:16:41.100
in here. I smell like babe. I'm like, what the fuck is
990
01:16:41.180 --> 01:16:51.090
going on? That's so holocaust.
What do we with nuclear why does this
991
01:16:51.210 --> 01:16:57.569
have anything to do with the Hollycot
Holly Cost? To do with the cost
992
01:16:57.609 --> 01:17:00.170
of Holly? What does it have
to do with Heart Holly? We were
993
01:17:00.170 --> 01:17:03.720
talking with the red girter earlier,
I know, but seriously, she doesn't
994
01:17:03.760 --> 01:17:09.640
work there anymore. So second place
for that sound bite. Why does it
995
01:17:09.680 --> 01:17:15.279
keep coming back to the juice anyways? So, Andrew, are you ready
996
01:17:15.279 --> 01:17:16.710
to drink this weird thing? Wait, are you trying to say we should
997
01:17:16.710 --> 01:17:21.470
call him Holocaust Andrew? Like,
why does this always get back to the
998
01:17:21.470 --> 01:17:34.300
juice? I missed you, guys. D But, being the black Jew
999
01:17:34.340 --> 01:17:39.180
at the table, you're just doing
everything you got it all, man,
1000
01:17:39.300 --> 01:17:44.770
that was and the best ass.
Wow, big is not necessarily best.
1001
01:17:45.449 --> 01:17:53.810
All right, so I probably want
a little bit. It's me this nice.
1002
01:17:53.890 --> 01:17:58.130
You guys don't have asses Vanilla Bean
cheesecake from the cheesecake factory, but
1003
01:17:58.250 --> 01:18:02.760
I was just trying to go for
a flavor profile and with Vanilla Stout Punch.
1004
01:18:03.640 --> 01:18:09.119
So all joy. Awesome. The
topping on that cheesecake taste like straight
1005
01:18:09.199 --> 01:18:15.750
butter cream. Wait, there's a
topping and smells like buttercream. HMM,
1006
01:18:15.510 --> 01:18:20.909
beautice. And the Stout Punch is
phenomenal. I'M gonna diabetic coma of the
1007
01:18:20.949 --> 01:18:27.420
shit out of him tonight. It's
gonna go home just pass out for three
1008
01:18:27.460 --> 01:18:31.420
days. I like the Stout Punch. The cheesecake. It's like the blandest
1009
01:18:31.460 --> 01:18:35.579
cheesecake I've ever fucking yeah, where's
the joy? Really, where's the cheese
1010
01:18:35.619 --> 01:18:40.260
and the cheesecake? I can DOSTO. Yeah, you wandered about the land.
1011
01:18:40.300 --> 01:18:46.289
What were you expecting? Cheddar and
I make cheesecake. I know that.
1012
01:18:46.609 --> 01:18:49.810
So this is the cheesecake factor.
This is just showing that American productions
1013
01:18:49.970 --> 01:18:53.449
really gone down. Yeah, and
Jenny, the fact this stuff costs nine
1014
01:18:53.489 --> 01:18:58.319
dollars slice. I think you're making
a good point. Okay, on one
1015
01:18:58.359 --> 01:19:00.640
hand I disagree with Jenny on the
blindness of this. I think it has
1016
01:19:00.680 --> 01:19:04.840
a decent flavor to it, but
I'm nine dollars a slice flavor it does
1017
01:19:05.000 --> 01:19:09.680
not. Agreed. It's got a
vanilla flavor. Okay, it's not like
1018
01:19:09.840 --> 01:19:14.350
it's empty air flavor. It just
not a cheesecake flavor. I just haven't
1019
01:19:14.470 --> 01:19:16.149
I was for simplicity. I was
trying to get vanilla being cheesecake, and
1020
01:19:16.149 --> 01:19:18.829
I you it's some place a new
loo could get it. CHEESECAKE factory,
1021
01:19:18.909 --> 01:19:24.109
why didn't you just get cheesecake Labor? This is an open letter to the
1022
01:19:24.149 --> 01:19:29.140
cheesecake factory. Dear cheesecake factory,
here a gateway to lesser things. We
1023
01:19:29.420 --> 01:19:33.859
like to only a half the best
dessert concoctions. Earlier in this episode that
1024
01:19:33.939 --> 01:19:38.420
we record it, we made the
statement that everything that we've had has been
1025
01:19:38.420 --> 01:19:44.770
amazing. Why did you have to
produce such an inferior product to bring down
1026
01:19:44.810 --> 01:19:49.369
the mood of this entire episode?
CHEESECAKE factory, you disappointed us in your
1027
01:19:49.409 --> 01:19:56.000
mother. I'm coming at your store
and I'm going to mushroom stamp every fucking
1028
01:19:56.039 --> 01:20:00.520
cheesecake and that building. It's not
even worth it. It's not worth it.
1029
01:20:01.119 --> 01:20:08.670
I do it, but it wouldn't
really look like a mushroom. Let's
1030
01:20:08.670 --> 01:20:13.069
be honest, sticks really don't look
like my shrooms. I'm so fucking disappointed.
1031
01:20:13.189 --> 01:20:15.869
All of you I know look like
a mushroom. D It just look
1032
01:20:15.909 --> 01:20:25.180
like the chicken of the woods.
Are they trying to remake American pie over
1033
01:20:25.220 --> 01:20:32.220
there? DRINK UP, dreamers,
you're running dry. Is that like?
1034
01:20:32.460 --> 01:20:36.449
The Sun's getting little low. So, Andrew, I need to talk to
1035
01:20:36.489 --> 01:20:42.689
you about your your beer punch.
I think it's good, but it could
1036
01:20:42.689 --> 01:20:54.800
be better if you didn't put the
plastic. Flucky winner is finding the baby
1037
01:20:54.880 --> 01:20:59.640
in the king's cake. Yes,
luck for the next year. We get
1038
01:20:59.680 --> 01:21:03.119
to make a wish. Not,
it means you're fucked. Yes, that's
1039
01:21:03.199 --> 01:21:10.630
like. Did you play later?
What is it happen? Why, Kink,
1040
01:21:10.670 --> 01:21:18.300
take was Jewish. King's cake is
from Marty, girl, dude of
1041
01:21:18.380 --> 01:21:23.579
the table. Wrong, religious.
There's not much difference. You mean the
1042
01:21:23.659 --> 01:21:30.739
tholes and in Judaism? Oh yes, fuck Jesus, and your Ju up
1043
01:21:30.859 --> 01:21:41.970
is Great. Kneed he sat d. you're really here for that happen?
1044
01:21:43.170 --> 01:21:47.760
I didn't know. What's the JEWOPE's
name? This pope, you know,
1045
01:21:47.880 --> 01:21:53.880
the Pope of the Jews. Don't
have a Jup. Now, what's his
1046
01:21:53.960 --> 01:21:58.319
name? For her name? Oh
Yeah, Jus are pretty progress. Let's
1047
01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:01.869
see their name. Something of flaming
it. Okay, so in order to
1048
01:22:01.909 --> 01:22:04.789
have a Jew pope, we'd have
to have enough Jews in the same place
1049
01:22:05.229 --> 01:22:09.949
to come to the same conclusion.
Oh, that's never gonna happen, Hollywood.
1050
01:22:09.989 --> 01:22:15.390
Open letter to jared FIACO, jared
hi to make the same decision.
1051
01:22:15.180 --> 01:22:19.939
Okay, I know. I mean
gathering Jews isn't very cold. Just be
1052
01:22:20.060 --> 01:22:24.619
like, Hey, free food,
I thought it. Tell you got baptists.
1053
01:22:24.979 --> 01:22:28.260
That to you. How you got
anybody? Anybody is going to come
1054
01:22:28.300 --> 01:22:34.010
from country to come. Exactly.
It works for secular humanus too. My
1055
01:22:34.850 --> 01:22:38.609
Dad is about hold hold on,
hold on, hold one. Are you
1056
01:22:38.689 --> 01:22:41.569
telling me we can have world piece
if we just give away free food?
1057
01:22:42.050 --> 01:22:45.000
Yes, you mean solve why they're
I mean we can hold on. Hold
1058
01:22:45.079 --> 01:22:47.760
on. You mean we could have
world peace if we figured it out to
1059
01:22:47.960 --> 01:22:51.720
solve World Hunger? Yes, world
hunger is in the thing. There's just
1060
01:22:51.840 --> 01:22:56.279
a whole distribution problem. Yeah,
it's I mean, so there is a
1061
01:22:56.279 --> 01:22:59.789
hunger problem. Because of the distribution
problem, not because there's a lack of
1062
01:22:59.869 --> 01:23:01.630
food. Well, I mean,
we could create a food, but it'sn't
1063
01:23:01.630 --> 01:23:05.189
the kind of food that you would
want to eat. We can easily make
1064
01:23:05.229 --> 01:23:11.670
enough cricket protein for everyone on the
planet. That Shit's good. It's good.
1065
01:23:11.829 --> 01:23:15.220
People can't get over the stigma of
it being Crac oh man cricket protein
1066
01:23:15.340 --> 01:23:19.140
pancakes you if you don't fucking tell
them, hey, consent his key.
1067
01:23:20.380 --> 01:23:26.579
Fair. I like what this is
going. So d are You, or
1068
01:23:26.579 --> 01:23:31.729
are you not running for for Jewish
pope? I'd vote for you and I'm
1069
01:23:31.770 --> 01:23:38.850
not Jewish, but she is a
pope. You don't vote for kings.
1070
01:23:40.649 --> 01:23:45.840
How did you get to be elected
the Lady of the leg? I'm glad
1071
01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:48.279
in the Sh you're a shimmering same
O, the Lady of the Lake through
1072
01:23:48.359 --> 01:23:54.920
Amaze at you and the Jew Pope, just because of moisten. Big thing
1073
01:23:55.039 --> 01:24:00.390
of the Scimitar at you. This
st means for any kind of DEMONICA elections.
1074
01:24:00.350 --> 01:24:08.630
It's just it's sounds basins. Sounds
like government crime, just it sounds
1075
01:24:08.670 --> 01:24:13.899
like a hate crime, like on
multiple levels. A little bit. I
1076
01:24:13.939 --> 01:24:16.579
don't know if I'm proud of this
episode. Early disappointed? I think the
1077
01:24:16.699 --> 01:24:20.539
answer is yes, fine line.
I'll find out this week, just like
1078
01:24:20.619 --> 01:24:24.890
how parents feel about their children.
Hey, hey, this is really progressing,
1079
01:24:24.890 --> 01:24:28.609
because I remember on the episode that
I think you've already edded, we
1080
01:24:28.649 --> 01:24:31.850
talked about the Hanaka ferry. Yeah, yeah, it's a Plat of us.
1081
01:24:32.250 --> 01:24:34.850
They're Plat of us. He has
to mean popes and Hanaka fairies.
1082
01:24:34.890 --> 01:24:42.680
Man here now they're plot of US
or Platypie the Jupe. Hope it is
1083
01:24:42.680 --> 01:24:50.920
an axelattle. Damn, your religion
is so cool. I just can't give
1084
01:24:50.920 --> 01:24:59.069
a bacon. All right, finish. I finish the cheesecake. I have
1085
01:24:59.270 --> 01:25:05.510
made that for yet. I'm not
gonna come on now, put your mouth
1086
01:25:05.630 --> 01:25:10.699
to it. Yeah, I just
feel like slide it, pull it out
1087
01:25:11.739 --> 01:25:17.060
and putting weird prem should gladly take
all the cheesecake. Come and eat it
1088
01:25:17.100 --> 01:25:23.050
a letter date. You can have
it. Yeah, Um, do we
1089
01:25:23.130 --> 01:25:28.689
have anything else to do? Or
do is this? We tried the things
1090
01:25:28.770 --> 01:25:31.090
we want the distance quick. I
parted my hair in the middle. How
1091
01:25:31.170 --> 01:25:41.119
do I look like a fucking GIN's
ear? Let's seriously, no, it's
1092
01:25:41.279 --> 01:25:46.079
it's it's not a very much cream
a good look. Adult drunks for Dragon
1093
01:25:46.159 --> 01:25:48.800
Ball Z. I never realized that
you'd had a sider part, but yeah,
1094
01:25:48.840 --> 01:25:51.750
that looks way better. Forever I've
always had a part because of a
1095
01:25:51.789 --> 01:25:59.510
colic right here. I never paid
any attention. That's all right. Holy
1096
01:25:59.670 --> 01:26:01.949
fucking fat, your hair was just
like naturally perfect, and now I know
1097
01:26:02.029 --> 01:26:08.539
it was due to the side part. The side part. No, well,
1098
01:26:08.619 --> 01:26:10.939
I feel obese. Okay, let's
do something we haven't done in a
1099
01:26:10.979 --> 01:26:14.380
well, all right, what I've
been done in a while? So I'm
1100
01:26:14.420 --> 01:26:18.090
D giant green thirty four and instagram
and pretty much everything else. If you
1101
01:26:18.329 --> 01:26:25.449
want food porn, I got it
looking up. Oh, I make Sushi.
1102
01:26:25.569 --> 01:26:32.439
WOULD BE sushi pulling grill stakes perfectly. Make Ramin from scratch. Yeah,
1103
01:26:33.560 --> 01:26:40.439
proper sometimes. Oh, I'm Jenny. I'm energetic jen on all sorts
1104
01:26:40.439 --> 01:26:43.479
of places on the Internet, probably
even places you don't want to find me,
1105
01:26:43.720 --> 01:26:47.750
but I'm there. I'd be like
the dark web. No, just
1106
01:26:47.949 --> 01:26:55.750
like aothree fan fiction, dotnet and
deving art. I visit those places.
1107
01:26:56.789 --> 01:26:59.430
You can find me in the dungeon. Also, a Jaang Green thirty four,
1108
01:26:59.470 --> 01:27:05.380
and that's scary as fuck. All
right, sayd his pineapple juice.
1109
01:27:05.420 --> 01:27:13.939
Yes, I am the inevitable Andrew
always will be ever more. You can
1110
01:27:14.260 --> 01:27:16.729
read my beer blogs at so much
beer, so little time, no spaces,
1111
01:27:16.930 --> 01:27:26.569
dot food dot blog. And Yeah, you can also probably find me
1112
01:27:26.649 --> 01:27:29.689
in any movie throughout this date if
you're lucky to be there the same time
1113
01:27:29.689 --> 01:27:32.319
I am. Because, well,
I don't have a drinking problem. I
1114
01:27:32.439 --> 01:27:39.560
do enjoy drinking beer. I'm dwayne. You can find me at Dwayne blazeck
1115
01:27:40.239 --> 01:27:48.590
on pretty much anything. Yeah,
I chug lots of beers on a lot
1116
01:27:48.630 --> 01:27:53.590
of beer groups here in town.
So find some Indiana beer groups, join
1117
01:27:53.670 --> 01:27:59.619
them and you'll see my ugly mug
on there chugging beer. I am the
1118
01:27:59.699 --> 01:28:03.500
Imperial Emperor of America on my space. So if you're still on my space,
1119
01:28:03.699 --> 01:28:09.859
I'd like to your top eight and
energetic jen on my space. Also,
1120
01:28:10.220 --> 01:28:12.819
finally, give rid of Tom Yeah, geared to that loser. I
1121
01:28:12.890 --> 01:28:15.170
booed him. First things, you're
a friends, not a problem. Last
1122
01:28:15.250 --> 01:28:21.369
I checked three hundred friends. I
didn't even know my space still existed.
1123
01:28:23.329 --> 01:28:26.930
Yeah, it does come back.
Actually, I did read an article that
1124
01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:30.800
some kid made like a new version
of my space. I can't remember what
1125
01:28:30.840 --> 01:28:34.119
it's called, though. Is it
facebook? No, like recently, like
1126
01:28:34.479 --> 01:28:38.840
last couple of months. So wasn't
that Suckerberg Kid? No, no,
1127
01:28:39.239 --> 01:28:43.029
what was the conservative facebook the day
to shut down parlor. Fuck them,
1128
01:28:44.069 --> 01:28:49.310
but now you can. You can
find me in this book. You can
1129
01:28:49.390 --> 01:28:54.550
find me as Mr Pash key on
all sorts of social media. IS THAT'S
1130
01:28:54.670 --> 01:29:01.140
PASHK HE MR being. Mr Occasionally
there's a period. Sometimes there's gonna depends
1131
01:29:01.220 --> 01:29:06.100
on whether you're not your lad to
have special characters. Yeah, yeah,
1132
01:29:06.100 --> 01:29:13.050
it's true. Sometimes energetic is Jen, is energetic dot Jen. So this
1133
01:29:13.170 --> 01:29:17.130
has been a gateway to lesser things, not really a beer pod. This
1134
01:29:17.289 --> 01:29:24.800
time they matt, you're good.
This time we didn't do enough beer for
1135
01:29:24.920 --> 01:29:30.840
me to call you out. Feel
a little like this isn't right. There
1136
01:29:30.880 --> 01:29:32.800
would have been less food if there
was another person. So call out anyway.
1137
01:29:33.079 --> 01:29:38.479
Yeah, I definitely carried this team
and I'm full now, so something
1138
01:29:38.560 --> 01:29:42.390
went wrong. Yeah, so fuck
you, Matt. That Calvin for not
1139
01:29:42.829 --> 01:29:47.829
eating Pie, and I think it's
a good bitching about that, Matt.
1140
01:29:47.949 --> 01:29:50.909
I thought we were tiring about it's
expected that that Matt's not going to show
1141
01:29:50.949 --> 01:29:54.380
up, even though he says you
will. I think we've learned a little
1142
01:29:54.380 --> 01:30:00.579
bit about what's the program Mount Deserts
to have exactly the world. Just found
1143
01:30:00.659 --> 01:30:03.500
Duane's. Just found by my space
page because it's apparently still up. Are
1144
01:30:03.500 --> 01:30:08.609
you going to friend me? I
don't think I'm going to do shit with
1145
01:30:08.649 --> 01:30:10.770
it, because I'm not. I
don't know if I can sign back in.
1146
01:30:11.569 --> 01:30:14.449
Sure you can. You can just
brute force your password. That's all
1147
01:30:14.529 --> 01:30:18.369
the hackers did it. Let's go
to photos. Oh Fuck me running.
1148
01:30:18.689 --> 01:30:21.319
Oh Shit. All right, I
got things I got to look at and
1149
01:30:21.439 --> 01:30:24.800
this is an audio median. Have
a good night.
