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Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of I Heart Radio. Oh Yeah, Oh my god, so horny, you guys horny for hometowns. At least we got one shitty family. I need at least one tricky uncle. I need a weird, protective brother. I need a drunk mom. We didn't get as many as we normally got. I actually felt like some of the families were pretty reasonably well. We got a one tight sound, which is I know my dad would have been real weird and like awful on this show. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Will You Express Its Express? Will you Accept This Rose? Is my Will you please express this Rose? My name is Arta Brain. Coming to you from my mom's apartment in New York City. Honday, girl. She is in the city. So are you from New York? No? No, it is my home. It's my home. I'm having a hometown with my mom. She's really into me. She wasn't sure at first, but now she's feeling it. You guys, I gotta tell you what now. I want to just just just full disclosure. We are recording this on the Monday because I book a fancy job and I'm filming tomorrow and I did not want to leave you guys high and dry, and Wells Adams normally emails us the link, but he got married Saturday night, so I did a little like put my bachelor spidy senses out and God bless Nick Vall shout out to Nick Vaylee. He sent us the link so we could do it today. And then the angel that is our precious American treasure, the groom. Wells Adams on his honeymoon this morning sent me the link. Are you fucking kidding? If we could rewind like the five years ago doing this podcast, if I had killed you, Adams would be sending you on a sunny on his honeymoon and I'd be texted and then I have a backup and Nick Vile, my life, my life s work is complete, my life cycle this after I filmed tomorrow, my life cycle will be complete. Um, you guys were so excited. So the whole point of telling you this it sounds like real braggy, and it is a little braggy. I was like, we're bragging because by the way we're talking to bachelor reality stars like we have their numbers. That is the proudest that is the best thing on my phone right now. But beyond them, the reason we're telling you this, aside from to brag because it's so exciting, because you know what you listeners are also the ones that enabled us to get access to our heroes. But like what has been so exciting. We're not sure if we saw the ending of the entire episode. It felt cut short. Katie dr Levine talked to me, what do you we didn't get We didn't get a rose ceremony, so we're not sure if that aired on. I mean, I think it was meant to end in a cliffhanger though, and then we also didn't get whose group dame, uh we know what hometown. We didn't get Avan's hometown. We didn't get Avans. But I think because there, you know, it was a lot of drama, which I guess we get to in one of the hometowns and it ended there, and I think it was supposed to be um, it was supposed to be a cliffhanger. And and I mean, if you notice, like in the beginning on this, like we don't get the this you know coming up on this episode or we and we didn't get the coming up on the season. So it's like we don't get those little things, so I think that's why it ended abruptly. What I also want to say, I was thinking last night as I was writing it out, there's seven hometowns to get, like normally they have to do four, so they have to edit in seven. So like of course there was a cliff hair. Let's just get right to it. Let's get right to it because this is my safe place. You guys with us today? Is the Bachelor of the Year? Is you know him as God on Supernatural? You know him? Are you? What do you play on Lucifer? I play this like French mercenary who tries to kill Lucifer? Almost angel devil, God Devil here for a killer shows. You know what We're we're weird fucking killing the podcasts. But most importantly, this is a man that we're so hoping he finds love. One of these he was. He was bad sort of the Year twenty sixteen, Bachelor seventeen not Solafar your through full Pando full Pando William said, this was Bachelor of the Year. I'm hoping this is the man. You've got a few more months, hoping, hoping you're going to find luck. Ladies, and gentlemen, your favorite, my favorite Robbie Benedet's rob clap clap, clap, clap clap. I just can't even know. I know, and I haven't been on since the Draft Pick. This is my first appearance this season. Um, so I'm excited to talk about it. It's a great episode to be a part of because there's a lot went on last night. By the way. Also, if you're in town, we know we have you in two weeks, but if we're town next Tuesday, we want you again because with you, it'll be it'll be in l a. Um. Okay, here's a person that we're so excited. We love new additions to the pod and uh my Queen Lauren lobkis Precious American Treasure. Lurks was like, you have to have this person on your fucking podcast, Like you must have this person on. This person loves The Bachelor. This person is fucking hilarious. He is an actor and a comedian and we are so excited. You know him from physical and we are so excited to have him. Jodie, welcome to the program to the family. Precious American Treasure. Keish in what a intro let me let me tell you all so, and I'm looking for the bachelorettes to you know what I'm saying. Yea once once Rob gets his two taken care of me, it's my year. Well, I just want to tell you every year on my birthday, starting last year, but we're gonna do it again this year. Probably we do a live fully improvised, uh live show that we stream at Dynasty Typewriter, which we stage an entire season improvised of the Bachelorette where I am the bachelorette and people compete for my We do a full season, including hometowns, fantasy suites. So if you play your cards right, you might have a shot at getting the final rows from this bachelorette. Okay, all right, listen, I'm putting it in my calendar right now. I want your birthday December. Time do Christmas? Oh she Christmas baby, it's a baby. The baby deck, the host deck, the halls, the ho ho host thank you, Hannay. Also with us, we have, of course our cracker Jack production team, you know her as dr Anna Tanna, Arianna, Hannah Montana, Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Alaric, Marine Mrs Marine, Mitten's Marine Hos Dr Banana, How are you? Are you in the great state of Texas right now? Not yet? I leave tomorrow to Texas. I just got back from Europe yesterday, so I'm a little brain dead, little jet last How was okay? Dr Banana? You just were on You were just living your life as if you were like a real housewife of Toluca Lake. Where were you in Europe? Honey to Luca Lake to look like you just go to Priscilla's every day and hang out near Warner brothers. Um, it was great. I was in Greece, I was in the UK. I was in Berlin. I will you know, hanging out you know, by the way, I've been to Berlin twice. It's a great city, wonderful city here for Belin. Also with us without home, the I'm going to say, the Wizard of Oz, the person who green lit this podcast. This this angel, this angel with her out home, we could not do. She is a saver of animals, but she's also a saver of our hearts and lives. And it's given me a purpose for the last four years. Ladies and gentlemen. Katie Levin Okatie, wow wow wow. Now before we get going, I need to just know. You get sixty seconds of backstory. Jais, I need to know your journey with the Bachelor franchise. When did you start? When did you get hooked? So? Uh like like every like every person from South side of Chicago, I got hooked when I was watching it with my girlfriend. Uh and you know, the girlfriend puts it on, like you know, I still watched General Hospital to this day because of her girl friend important girlfriend. Yeah, and you know, and you pretend like you're not watching it, and then you just peeking, you you you peeking looks. And then and then to three weeks, lady, you like, so wait a minute, so uh so if you look like her, then how are you doing? And then you start acting questions And then like a year or two, lady, you start watching it without him, you know, and now they won't even watch it. Are you still together? Are you still with the person? Well, you know what I'm saying. You know, things move on things, well, you know what, That's why You're going to be at the birthday Bachelor. That's why I'm going to be at the birthday Bachelorette. You know what, you gotta keep it moving. In the land of reality dating, you got to keep it moving, honey. Question what was your first season you started with and who's your favorite bachelor or bachelorette. First season I started with was the one with the black one. Oh, like that's the one that I was like, I'm gonna watch this man or female rachel She was a spectacular bachelor as she was great, so gorgeous, like beautiful and still great. You know she has a show with m van van van van Lathan. Yeah, yeah, just great. So that was the first season. Yeah, she she I would say top two bachelorrettes of all time. I'm gonna put Gabby in there. I love Gabby Little, I love a d I love her heart, and I love that she actually has a person like she's a dangling as as a dangling dangling see dangling, and I gotta get a shout out taste. I've oh, well, well we'll see. I don't know. I'm torn. Okay, full circle moments. So here's how it works, Jackie's basically I'm a psychopath, and I write out the entire episode, so we I will. I'm gonna just I'm gonna take you through it. I'm gonna just walk you through it. Psycho. See psycho. I see you also, I got and I respect. I respect that the game. I'm here for it. Here we are, We're at hometowns. Gabby once again won my heart. She's nervous about meeting parents, and because she was talking to Jesse Palmer super Dead and um, She's like, I'm always nervous meeting parents. It always scares the ship out of me, always has always will. I love her. I love her, She's great. Are you loving her like I'm loving her? How are you feeling about these Bachelor's gentlemen overall, Rachel and Gabby? Mean? Look, let me, let me, let me be real with you. I really like Gabby and I'm trying to figure out do I like her as much as I do? Because I dislike Rachel as much as left? You know, like the contrast between the two of them is so stark. I agree with you because I have to say, look, Gabby got they both got the player. The producers like played them and disrespected them. Gabby had. They both had shitty things happen. Gabby was told you're rough around the edges. We have different values, and she bounced back from that. She didn't use it to fold in up. She was sort of like that guy sucks, but she didn't. She also knew she was a queen and kept going like she didn't use it to like, like, no one like you cancel every cocktail party. You know, right, Rachel was a little too high met Rachel. Rachel was the one who you know, a group of dudes watching boxing from thirty feet away and nobody makes eye contact with her and she cries for the rest of the night. You gotta show a little mystery. You've got to pretend that you're easy, breezing, confident. Even if you wanted that, you didn't get it and you're freaking out. Don't let anybody. Don't say it out loud, you can privately say it in your journal or something. Rob, How are you feeling about Gabby and Rachel? Very similar? I really like Gabby a lot um. I think she's super cute and super real um and I feel like we get along so yeah too. But she would be my friend. And Rachel I just I really want to like her, but yeah, she's just she cries at the drop of a hat. I don't love. We'll get into it later, but I don't love the way she handled the whole Tyler thing, Why didn't why did that even happen? Why? You know, I think both women got cheated because it's been half a bachelor season for both of Yes, they didn't have that many to pick from it. They've been a hometowns where they're like, I think I know him, but I'm not sure, you know what I mean, so far behind. That's a great point. That's a great point. So here we are. We start out, Um, it's Gabby, Well this one. I felt like the date went great, and then we found out that at the end, he's like, You're like, oh, Gabby's gonna get engaged to Jason. Here we are where in New Orleans. He's more reserved, she sees a future. They're dancing in the street. I loved her throwing beads. I want to get an old man to show me his dick. I mean not just the nipples, you want the whole dick. I want an old man to show me his deck. It's like, that's not gonna Then the old man goes, that's not gonna, not gonna happen. Yeah, And like I actually felt like that could be like a girlfriend of mine screaming like that, Like I feel like Lauren could say that you know or like you know, like like that's like that actually feels like hanging with a buddy, Like that's funny. And they edited it good for ABC, making the mouse actually like came through and edited it in in a way that was like, yeah, cool, but there. That's why she didn't get her own full season because they were too scared to give it to her. Um so the uh we find out that his parents are separated and they're going to meet the dad. First, I was obsessed with his dad, his accent, his tears, his flowers, his ben Yet I just and knowing that we learned that Jason wanted to leave and then he decided to stay. I am feeling I'm really liking Jason a lot in a way that I thought he might have been a dud and I'm actually like, oh no, he's like got a big heart, He's a sweetie pie Jackies, how do you feel about Jason and Gain? First of all, when when I met when when we met the dad, and after the first five minutes, I was just like, who was the woman that left his mate? And then we saw and then we saw that, we saw, and we saw, then we saw, we got a fun I want to know that story, that story he his heart. I mean, I don't know what you're I know a little bit about what Rob's dad is like. We can not aside from Katie, the three of us come from pretty salty dad's to have a dad to be this emotionally intelligent, steering up talking about his son, like the gentleness but like calm and fatherly. I've never like what an in touch man. I am obsessed with his dad. It was. It was honestly like Geppetto walked in. I was very Gappetto. It's very Geppetto, and I was just like, I just love this man. I want him to get a real boy. I want I want everything. I want the world for this man. I want the world for this man. I loved it. I like I like Jason. I've liked Jason because I tend to like contestants who are reserved to our reserves about the whole aspect of this isn't really my thing, but like, I'm here because I'm here for you, right, And so I was looking forward to his hometown because you know that's gonna be the first time you see him and his element. Uh and he was in his element, and I was like, oh, actually like him even more, Like I can see you together and having fun and it feels like a real connection, so you know, to your point of him being reserved, which I think is like and that and like watching this by the end of this, It's been a long time since I've seen somebody on one of these shows. And I think Zach is like this for Rachel that I'm like, you know, this guy is not actually here to become an influencer, Like this guy is actually here for real, which doesn't happen anymore, like it's been ruined Instagram ruined like this, I actually feel like this guy doesn't like this aspect. He actually just like maybe I could find my wife maybe food. I was while I was watching, I was like, oh, man, he's really boring. And at the end when he's like not ready to doesn't know if he's ready for marriage, I was like, why are you on the show? But honestly, listen to you guys talk about it now. Yeah, that, but that does make sense to me. I guess I was looking for someone with just a little more, a little more personality. Just she's got such a great personality and so yeah, there's such a good contrasts, so like, oh my god, and he's like, yeah, you know, you know what, that's also a good point. You're like, is it to milk toys? At least we know he's got a good car, Katie dr Banana. I'd love to hear from the production team. You guys are are are wind beneath our wings. I think he has a personality. I think he's just a shy guy, and I think she you can like see it coming out, like as they hang out more and more, like he's getting sillier every time he hangs out with her. Yeah, so I think like she's good for him in that way, you know, there are a nice balance. Yeah. I mean I think he's shy, but I think he is like decently goofy, Like he's just maybe not as like outgoing as her. Like Yeah, yeah, I don't think he's like he's just like quiet, but he's not not like fun I think like for him, for him, I think like you would see at home they would have so much fun together. Yeah. I feel like, yeah bachelorette either and he's like that's what. I also feel like he felt like there was a purity to him and so so um. Then the dad going, he's a good kid, good man. I miss him, and then he teared up and they have to meet in some public park because like where's he living? Like you know what I mean, like where's his dad? Is he in some fucking weird garage apartment? Like we're dead? You know when you met the mom where you Like when we met the mom, I was like, oh, she definitely she cheated something. She's so himane it and look I was close with my mom. She would never have fucking cried having seen it, like you've been gone for six weeks, like the tears of like oh, like she almost did like a jump leg rap hog like she almost did like a full leg wrap to her son. Like the amount of as if they've been off overseas at war for like four years and they've finally made it almost like they've just been on like the Valiant Lady COVID ghost ship, Like like I just which I'm going on that boat and tell me I'm going on that, not to derail is, but I'm going on that. But my mom is going on in October. And I have a friend who works on who's giving me a free room. I heard it's really nice. It looks like I gotta say, it's the first cruise ship that I was ever like I would go on that. I heard it's like actually incredible, like that they actually could have filmed the whole season on it because there's so many different things to do. But then I heard the guys can't even they they're only like allowed like two percent of like that whole boat and they're not allowed to go anywhere else on it, which is like in such a way we need a full report Paradise because Paradise will be happening this fall. Um. So then we see the mom. The mom is like just alvira hair. That's terrible to say. I'm sorry, it was a lot. And by the way, I'm here for it. I've had extreme hair. I'm not I love a look, give me a look. But I'm like, that is a mom with a She got ready for her close up, and she's like, best case scenario, Jason has met the love of his life and she's going to walk out to the dart. So he walks in. She starts sobbing, incredible. Jerie like this is why I love a hometown. She's like and she goes, where have you been? And she says, are sweet. Gabby says, he's been in a simulation. Great line. She's right, that's a great line. And he's he's in a simulation. I was going to leave and then Jesse Jesse Power, Jesse Palmer was like, we're going to Paris. And then he goes, She's amazing. I love his sister. His sister was so cool. He's about their boyfriend. Her boyfriend weird. Oh yeah. I was like, has a boyfriend here? This is toxic? Why are you better than that? I want her on the show. I would think she could be a contestant. She was a door and she she goes, what dirt do you want to give? On Jason, he didn't get he did everything right. I was like, fuck, he really is the greatest person ever. Like great line. Yeah I did, I you know, like I like the sister, the when when we got to the other house, like dad about bignets for them and stuff like that, the beign and his toast of may the best days of your past be the worst days of your future. I want to like get that tattooed on my face, like that is so beautiful, Arden, would you please get that tattooed on your face. You know what, I'm so tired that I actually may make a bad decision right right before my fancy job. To me, they would love that at that particularly. That would be a really that would fly at that environment big time. Um. So, then she has the sister could he be with someone like me? And the sister was like, what are you doing? Like, yeah, you're also I loved it. She was like he's glowing. Uh yeah, I think he could be ready to propose. Like it was like, yeah, that felt like a real answer because it was like, well, what is there something I should know about you? And he's not. Well, then the thing that I did, the one thing that I give to the mom. So and he says, mom, what if I found my wife? And she's like, She's like, I really feel like something's good together. And then she goes, um, She's like, she goes, are you all in? She said, best case scenario is it truly in love and happily ever after? And then he goes, I'm trying to stay true to myself and I cannot see myself getting engaged. It's not realistic for me. I need space to process. But I liked mom coming in and saying if you were not with her, how would you feel without her? We needed that kind of like hopeless romantic who's maybe ruined ben a marriage to come in that. We needed that. Yeah, yeah, here y, yeah, I mean that's a great that's a great point. I mean when she said that, even I'm sitting on my couch like damn, that was a good she stuck her landing with what like if that's why we needed her as that. It was helpful for because I am rooting for him, like he's although I do like ear ache, I can't believe him. That's what we call Eric what the age. I do like ear ache. Um, I like him. He grew on me. I thought it was going to be a douche. They edited him as like the villain episode one, and then it turned out he's so he's so far he seems like that was a really human touching date Katie. I see Katie's gotta I know, I see her. I love this one because we all thought he was going to be a dick. They really he gave him like a weird introduction where it like made it seem like he was like overly cocky or something. But he was, but he has been nothing but respectful and he and the guys like him. The guys like him. Nobody has a problem with his I mean, as we see with his family. I mean, he is just he seems like a really good dude. And I'm like mad at the first couple of episodes for the way it was edited for just like painting him in this weird light. And the whole time I was like watching and expecting him to be a dick at some point, which makes me feel like he might win because it gave him the journey of being the die. Maybe. Yeah, I mean, listen, I he is. I know we're gonna talk about his hometown, but he is who I think he's the winner, is the winner? Yes, yes, he is a winner Winter Chicken Winner. He's the winner. Agreed, You and I are in the same page. I will say this. Um. At the end, Gabby says, I am head over heels for him. I can see myself with him forever. I am falling in love with him. It's hard to go first because you remember the last one last. You don't want to be first. You don't want to be first. You don't want to be first, and you don't want to be in the middle. You've got to be last. Here's the thing. That's the only person she said that about one, and he was the only person that didn't say after the date, I don't know if I'm ready to be engaged yet, because they both did. Oh, Eric, she but she said about she said about Jason, I'm I'm head over heels from that was about Jason. I can see myself. She said it, not to him, but she said it to the camera. She said, I can see myself with him forever. I'm falling in love with him. But she said to Erica, yeah, okay. Next up, we have Rachel and Zach. We're in Anaheim, gorgeous Anaheim. They climb a ladder to a roof to watch the planes take off. Now here's my She freaks out, don't you know you're don't you realize where you are? You can see the airport. So is it that much of a shock that you're going to watch the Southwest plane take off the land? Could you not hear them? Planes are incredibly loud. It's like a big thing when people don't want to live in your airports because I don't I don't know if y'all notice. I don't know if y'all notice or not, but famously, you can't hear planes from the ground. You can't. You can only hear them from from up by open open field. Why that's why she was so confused. She couldn't hear it. She couldn't hear she freaked out. Dr Bibi's Did you think she was like overacting there? Yeah, yes, look I have Rachel. I can't everything she does. Now, I'm like, yeah, yeah, agreed. We're all where do you think she was? Do you think it was at Van Eyes or Burbank? Well, they're in Annaheim. I think that Danny Ago or whatever the j W C j w G. Okay, So then um Zach is um gonna tell his parents now he is like, I also think he is true, Like Jason, He's like, I am, I still am. I told you I was, and I am falling in love with you. And then they kids like, she is so happy with him. They would have such a nice, basic happy They would be so happy together. If if I feel like the human heart loves to sabotage itself, because she would. He's a good guy, he loves her. They love planes. He would take care of her. She could have her like Disney princess thing. He would let her do her plane thing and then and then, but she's gonna pick Tina. I know she's been on t No since like episode three or four or whatever. You got there, Yeah, yeah, and he got the first. He got that one on one Dayton Paris like, she's she's been, she's been on them. And immost talk to me because because you walk in the house, Yeah, and you see right in front of you the star of soaring over California, Patrick Putty, fucking Putty Putty is sitting there. You can get you can get to the front of the line on soaring on each coast with him by your side. Like, yes, I was, I was, I was taking it back. I was like, I love this, I love this, I love this family. I love Uncle Pat. I love the family. The fact that Uncle Pat was like, I'll show up for this. I won't show up for the backyard movie, but I have Putty, but I will show up and be like just to put a reminder to show people that I still look good. Doesn't this look like this with Zach looks like a little bit though, Yeah, most Chief Wigham from the Simpsons. Um, Robbie Biebe, how did you feel about this date? Um? I think he's a really good guy. I think he's really good guy. And he's just and he's got nostrils that just go on forever. He's got a radio voice. Um, I like he could uh really like his voice. And his dad kind of has the same voice. Uh. Yeah, I like the dad too. And Putties and his Putty as his uncle and Putty is his uncle. Yeah. And you know, and I honestly that Um the show they had in the at the end of the day where they showed them things from their journey to the family, I thought, Okay, the producers like him. Yeah, I mean that everybody know. The producers are trying to give her the best date ever for her the most like this hits her heart strings. They gave her the plane, they gave her the dad moment, they gave her the like watching yourself as a movie star. Remember when you kissed him here? Remember when that happened? Here's you. When they said we went to a movie premiere, as if it was a movie premiere, I can't, like, oh really, what was this movie premiere? And like and you guys were all in it. It just was like, but that they actually you could tell they loved it. They were they fit together. Yeah. Oh that's probably why the uncle Putty couldn't be in it, because it wasn't a sack. After he's like, oh, that's not Union ABC only ABC only paying me for afternoon rate. Pay me for that full day. Right when the dad with the bald head, the dad was talking to to Rachel and he was like, I mean, look, in the situation, you could fall in love with the monkey. Remember you said that to her, and don't she's fragile. Don't say that she's gonna. Don't say that she's no. The dad had some weird things, but then he full circled it and then he said to his son, your heart might be broken, but it also could be filled with incredible Rachel love forever and ever. Real these dads, who are these dads? And the dad was sort of like, you're hot, I'm all in it seems good to wrap it up. Like you got big bazooms. I like talking to you. Let's do that. You got those big old buzooka zooks, you gangs. Okay, you could be my daughter. Like it was like, seems good to me. You know, I really liked this family because, you know, like Tino's family was very look I was, I was kind of was with them on some on some of the ship as well. But Zack, But but Zack's family was really like they were real, but not in a they were real in like a real way right playing the game. They were playing the game. They were going along with it, but they were They're nice people and they're also just saying, hey, you know, like this seems like it could be real, so you can have good love, but if not, you can't get your heartbroken. Whereas Tino's family probably just saw straight through just like this ship is fake. Every that's what every filming does. It's like, well then he didn't know that. When he was like i'll see in six weeks, mom, I'm going on the Bachelor, I'm like that's like that's the show. And I'm sure they were all psyched. And when they're all like who whoa, whoa, whoa you've got they also treat everybody like every lead like she's like a whore, Like you've got three other men you're dating. It's like, yeah, that's the name, that's the show, dude. And they knew that, Um, I love the mom. The mom was like, what you see is what you get, and then she goes, I probably just met his future wife. They just fit. And then he said I'm in love with you, Rachel. Yeah, And I was like, say it back. I know. I wanted her to say I wanted it to give it to me, give it to me. He didn't. She didn't. She didn't because it's for Tina. Got any final thoughts on Zach or Jason. I really like Jay's I Jason a lot. I like Jason a lot. He feels he feels like a regular boyfriend. And what I mean by that is, you know, like I mean, there's some like, for instance, like I I can be very much like if I'm on, I'm on. But if I want to be off, I'm off. But at home, you know, I'll be silly and I will sing the songs and I'll make that you know, and things like that you'll watch, I'll watch. I'll watch it all so, you know, because you're with your partner, right, So he seems like I'm giving myself to my partner type guy. I like Zach too. I like Zach too, you know, I like him the best out of the three that she or the four that she is going on the hometowns with. So I like his family though as well. So you know me too, Robbie. Yeah, I agree with you guys. I've come around just talking to you guys about Jason. I think maybe maybe, and I tend to do that, but I you know, maybe it's exactly what she needs because he's gonna put her first. Maybe Er, you know, Eric's got his own stuff, and it was definitely more about Eric during the Eric date, which we'll get into, but but the Jason date, you know, he's the kind of guy that he'll put her first and it'll be you know, she'll be the crazy one in the relationship, you know, and he could be steady. Maybe Now the editors and they might have also been fooling us. They did like on her date on her early date with Eric is when she sort of freaked out, like I'm not lovable. Then she went and sat in his lap and it was like I felt, and he seems slightly freaked out on their one on one. I feel like Jason has more consistently seemed in and like he's not going anywhere or was I fear with Eric he might tap out, but that also could be how they've edited it because he might win. M hmm maybe yeah. Um dr b B's Katie. Any final thoughts on Jason or Zack. You know what? The Jason thing really bummed me out because I was like, this is it and then he was like I don't want to get engaged, and I was like, yeah, we hope that he comes around that mama who served her purpose and got him to think about what it would be like without. Yeah. Yeah, I really hope the family would just loved her. It was just like everything about Jason Sanley was like perfect, and you know Zach as well. But I do feel like, you know, she's gonna go for Tino even though well we'll talk about it coming up, but she should go with Zach. I mean, they just they compliment each other well, but um no, she's going to choose Tina. We all know it, unfortunately, but I like to have to. But I think I don't know. I mean, I kind of feel like it's a tie between him and Eric, like really a lot. Yeah. I mean, if I'm want to be arbitrary, I would rather if I'm gonna be If I'm going to be in the family. Maybe we going to New Orleans. I'm going to be in a family, yeah that want to go to New Jersey. You're absolutely yeah for holidays like a couple of times year in noors, Are you kidding me? That's a really that's a really good point. Are going to take a quick break and we'll be right back. Oh bone zone. Time for the bone zone, and we're back here we are with Johnny and Palm Beach, Florida. She did a really cute jog. I felt for Johnny because it's the first time I've actually heard somebody acknowledge financially I might not be ready because we're always like, what does Johnny do? He's like, isn't it like aurism? Real turn? But like it made and then it made me go, look, I'm not like a gold digger or money. But it made me be like, oh, how bad is his situation if he's mentioned it, like nobody's ever said it out loud, of like, what's the actual like it also can it also can be this because when I saw his family, Uh, the first thing God said was, it's a white ass family right here, and as they are, they are like typical white American Johnny and his dad, john his brother and his brother's friend. Yes, it was a very white Florida family. It was a white and I'm not saying that in an insult way. I'm saying that in like you can tell they had they like they got some money on him. So to him, you know, maybe having less than a hundred k a year is like not financially ready, you know, when like he makes sixty, like you good bro, but like you know, maybe that's what maybe that's more with his standards. Yeah, it was definitely a very white Florida family. I was um um and he's I loved again. Our queen Gabby, she goes Johnny is super hot. He knows it, I know it. Oh yeah, oh yeah. The sexual energy was like when she ran and the kiss and to jump up. I was like, oh they they they have which is why I think he's in last place. But they have like sexual energy. But you can't know why would that be last place? Wouldn't it? What doesn't like doesn't the chemical tail wag win. I mean, it's good, it's good in a moment, it's good for a couple of days, but then when those real connections hit, you realize like, this is where home is. He's it's nice. You just got advanced to hometowns in December? Home is Are you kidding me? Hot? Do not pass go you go right to hometown? Sorry, sir? Um is he looking not not to me? He's not my type? No, she's I didn't agree with what she said there. I was like, really, no, he he is not do it for me. Me neither and none of my friends. He looks and I this, I don't mean this in a bad way, but he just looks. So Florida, Florida shout out to our Florida listeners, Florida, I'm gonna go to Miami soon. I'm not like, I'm not trashing my I don't know. It's not our style. That's all just not our style. Like I can appreciate, like, oh yeah, I can understand why she would find him good looking, but just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Okay. So then he's a little amped up, he's edgy, and he's like we have to go see my family right away, and she's like okay, and then she's like he's like ladies. First She's like absolutely not you absolutely Like I thought we were going to hang for a second, but now like we're going. He was like, manically had to go see the family, and so it's just like you go. So she like would you do on your first day? He's like, I wrapped and she was like, oh that I thought it was a palm. Yeah, I forgot about that. That's that guy. I can't. I can't last place. Room full of people who are me, dude, Buddy John John, Bob John, and we all look alike of course my mom John John, and here's the dog John John Job, Johnny John Heavy and then and then she goes, we don't stop laughing. She's perfect once again. Poor Gabby. He goes, I'm not fully there yet. I'm like, whoa to Gabby? This this treasure, this jee, this adorable, warmhearted, articulate. I see you nurse with a banging bob Like, what do you want? What are you looking for? What is there? Let me tell you get Jack he's on the Bachelor. Jackie's wouldn't have no damn qualms you. She's the full package. Robbie beebe would you be ready to propose? Are you? I'm ready right now? I would be like, Gabby, I'm fifty one, I'm once before stroke survivor, questionable prostate. But I will stroke survivor with christ I will make you so happy. Stroke survivor. But I am your guy. But you are a bachelor the yor. Let me tell you what. I have never seen women go more bananas, full bananas for any man that I have ever toured with, as much as they do for our bachelor. Oh it is shot, but they are. They also all want a mother like, oh, be careful, Rob, be careful Robbie. Oh your your schedules? Oh are you getting All these women are in love with Rob and they went out. They're worried about he's getting sleep and a fluid. They want to put you like in a baby beyard and like make love to you. I haven't heard anything. I don't like. You here here for I'm here for it. You're here for it. So then um so then um he's like, look, I'm not ready. It's a big thing to go on me. And then um, the dad, which I liked, said emotionally, I do think you're ready. Financially you gotta go on the road together. Once again, he played the part of the months. He was the part of the mon like basically oftentimes the parents are like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. And I think these parents are like, hey, you live once, give it a what that made me? That made me like the family. That made me like the band a little bit more when he said that, because I was like, because I was thinking he was going to be like, well, ship, maybe you're not ready to financially or you will be fine, but he was like, no, I'll built that together like fig out cooked all the way. Yeah, I appreciate that. Um. And then she said, you know it's tough. He's like, well, it's just tough to get on one knee with where I am at in my life. And then they basically they went on a boat around Florida, which felt kind of like when they went to Tyler Cameron's hometown a similar boat, but his his area felt boogier Tyler's did. Dr Biebe's, Katie, what are your thoughts on this? I thought that the hometown went really well. I am you know what, here's the thing, the girls. I was thinking this as he was like, I don't think I'm ready to propose or whatever. The girls got kind of screwed over because like it felt like that time the guys used to decide which girl was for them. Was key time for them to be developing more intense relationships with these people. So like, no one is ready for an engagement because at this point they've officially only been like dating the person they like for like three weeks. That's because Rob was like circling that and look at this as a team. You're honing ann on because the early weeks they were deciding that you guys tag teamed. That's exactly what happened. This is the most we've ever seen her talk to Johnny, like by far. I was like, because she was just immediately like, oh, I love everything about Johnny. He's so funny. And I was like, in my head, I was like, we have barely seen Johnny, Like he was the one that said he struggled a lot with his um Like I just mean like I just mean like camera no, but I'm just saying like, I mean like, we haven't seen them really hang out enough, I think. And that's why I think they're they're not ready because it's it has been rushed. Everything has felt rushed, Like I felt like we got the hometowns way too quickly. We have like one more week and then they could have done Hometown. I agree, okay, I agree with you, and I'm like, what do we only have? Like two more? When is this season ending? I'm so confused. Tomorrow. Apparently it's just like over, It's over. It's okay until the next season. So then we have We're at the Jersey Shore. This was everything. Everything about this was rough. Let's just make this short. Let's agree, all right, Rob, take it away. I'm not even gonna read it out. We all saw it. So we have a lot of listeners that don't watch. They just listen to podcasts. For the first minute, she landed she's not into this guy, like he tried to kiss and she pulled away like that, So anyway, where are we? All right? Let me it's for for our listeners that don't actually watch the show. She shows up at the Jersey Shore, and in my mind, like, yes, it's cool to own like a basketball game at the Jersey Shore, But is that actually want to be like, that's my husband, Like I'm married, like nice, and he's so sweet, and I think he's the cutest one on the whole show. He was from the beginning. I think he's fucking adorable. Yes, Katie either way, so cute. Shout out to my friend Dennis Gubbins who sent me a text a brilliant stand up. He sent me a text that you being on Boner Patrol is like his favorite thing of our entire podcast. I always Jack, He's just so you know, Katie, we've done like four hundred episodes of the show. She's the one who pauses and zooms in to see if people have boners on like certain days. How many I mean do you have, like do you have a tally man? No, there's not a lot like the one where they were doing with like the Dominat Tricks woman. I was like someone trying to figure out here. I remember Ben ben Higgins had one when they went to Sandals and he was with Jojo and she was in her gold bikini and Jamaica. Okay, you know that was when we did bone Patrol. We also figured out he had he had a scripture tattoo and a boner at the same time when she was in a gold bikini and they were at Sandals. Um so um, that's what this show is built on. Scripture tattoos, gold bikinis, sandals and boners that you welcome, well, vooners for Jesus. So then um so then they go they're like doing bumper cars around the ferris wheel and literally you could see her folding in on herself like a piece of orgami, like and he's like literally like and then she sits down. She's literally tearing up her whole body language. They're on a bed. Her body language is like you old, my god, And I was like feeling so badly for her. She's like, um, He's like, I gotta tell you you are everything. You're the most amazing. I am not only a comedy, I'm like a thousand percent company. Like She's like, I am finally fine, not just falling in love. I am so in love. I would not change the thing. And she's like, um, hey, let's stop you right there. Um and then she's sobbing. She's like the fact that you were able to let me love again me so much, that's what he says. He was elegant, the fact that you were able to love agat me so much. And then she's fucking freaking out. Meanwhile, I loved his mom, His goddamn angel mom was waiting for him with her sweet, sweet New Jersey accent, obsessed with his mom and she was like, oh my god, is Taylor that it comes through the door. That's when I'm dreaming Rhode Island. Now is Taylor when it comes from the door? Is he gonna comes through with his wife? Remember when he left, he said, Oh my god, mom, I'm gonna go bring by my wife. Oh, we're gonna know when he see his face. We're gonna know when we see his face. And then she comes. He comes to the door and says she's not here because she's not there yet. I loved her. I still do. She's all they ever wanted. She's like and and then that's the end of Tyler's stage. Wait, so did she officially send him home? Yeah? I mean that's it. I think like there's no roll ceremony for him because he's gone, okay for her, she left, and I think it's over. Yeah. I wasn't sure if she's like, I just I'm not ready to meet your mom to see you at no part of we also felt like the producers are trying to get the same number of roses. And I'm also confused because normally Fantasy Sweets there's three, so they're just gonna be to like what how's that going to work? How's that gonna work? I mean, I I want to say one thing. Also, like you noticed how everybody that they talked to that knew him, like everybody loved him. He just seems so nice. He's this I mean, first of all, like during this I wrote, and I'm sorry if anybody likes Rachel, but I just wrote, Rachel is and has been trash. She has been trash. She handled it very badly. Uh. But on the flip side, I even wrote, damn, man, this is a lot. You take me to an empty year, Uh, Like, ain't nobody here but a bunch of staged meets your cousin, your friend, everybody know you. Like so if I'm not like so if i'm if I'm like, am I into this person? Or am I not into this person? And then I gotta meet eighty people that you know on appear what no other human is. I'm gonna also be like, I don't know, but let me back the funk out of here, you know. So it was just like all of a sudden COVID. It's like no concern that one guy comes from everybody tested. So the whole date, the whole date was just like awkward, and she knew she wasn't in it from like midway through. And then I just felt bad because he went home. They made they had a nice cheese and wine and plate on the table that went wasted. I'm just like, you wasted food now, like it's it's bad. It was bad. It was on that bottle of wine. Oh my god, we're gonna know when he walks to the door, nobody read the room in his family. Nobody read the room, you know what I mean, Like he had no idea to the very like she started sobbing. He's like, kids of happiness. Huh, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? You leave, I'm leaving you. Where are we going? We're going together? Like to She's like, he walks in the door along, He's so happy. He came in the low. Literally he did not read the room at all. She is. She's like, he's like, I know who's I'm in love with you? And she's like freaking out. Katie. Well, I think I think there are two things. I think first of all, he was just trying to process everything. I think he was embarrassed. Yeah, And I think he's just no, no, no, I mean I mean when he was telling her of you, he did not read the room. I'm sorry, I thought you met with the family. No, he didn't. He like wasn't picking up on her vibes. Her vibe was really because she just like her face looked like, oh no, please, don't please. Yeah. Yeah, it was tough. I was just like, how can you not? Like everything she was doing was clear. Yeah, I don't want to be here. Yeah, oh my god, you know what, I just realized, we're not going to get a tweet of the week. Oh yeah, damn, guys, We're gonna say this now. We will read some tweets of the week. We'll pick two winners. Next week, we'll pick two winners. Is that weird? Katie thinks it's weird. No, No, that that's fine. That's fine. I think that's fine. Yeah. So I'm just saying this in advance. I'm gonna say this in advance. Now, tweet us any wee. No, we'll put this out at normal on Wednesday, or we'll put out on Tuesday. We we're gonna be early, but can record just a ten minute thing at the end that you can add on yourself. I'm filming all day tomorrow and I won't have anybody. I won't have anybody to pick, but we'll do too. Next week. Next week, we'll do too. I think that's totally is fine, Okay, great, So that's guys. Just you know, we want you to win and we want you to get your sleep crowd? Rob, did you give a sleep crowd? Did I ever? Do you love it? Yeah? It's changed my life. In fact, I need another one for your lady, Frank. That's a crowd. Yeah. Wow, that's exciting. That's exciting. I've actually recently started going on dates with a person I have going on, and part of me is like, at what point do you show up with your own sleep grown? You don't want to be presumptuous to show up it. I'm like kind of kind of missing more than one date. I'm kind of like, do I travel with my sleep Crown? Is the sleep Crown? Thank you for asking. They're not official sponsor, but they're obsessed with the podcast and this lady Julie shout out Julie. She's sing royalty. She makes these pillows that are like, um, it's like a sleep It's like a weighted blanket meets a security like it and the sleep mask and you put it on your face and it blacks out sound and light and it's so soothing and it's soft like an angel, and it has like I'll show you my travel one. She sent me travel one hopefully. Oh, I'm traveling soon. Okay, okay, I wish you could feel it. This is the travel one. It's soft, it's soft like baby's breadth. And this is oh. And I also have a body. I have a body pillow too, and the body pillow and it feels so like everything's gonna be okay, Rob, did you did you? Did you buy a sleep crown or did you know? She said, if you say nice enough things right now, maybe you'll get one. I tell you mine white, but it looks oh. And this is the travel one. This is the travel one. You can roll it up into a little ball. And I because I'm traveling right now, I'm on my hometown date. I had to come visit my mom's apartment. I come my mom's ghost, who is so happy for me. Let me say this, Let me say this. I don't have one, but I fully endorse this or everybody route there go buy do you sleep ground sleep dot com back w crown, sleep crown dot com, backslash w y A t R, and then put in code champion for discount and mark. Listen, Listen, listen, Jacks, what did you just say? Listen embody sleep crowns by the sleep crowns, y'all let me down. Don't let me down? Rob, Are you honestly sleeping better because of that? Yeah? No, seriously, I love it so much. We've heard I kind of fight over it, so I need to get another one. All right, you know what, I'll let you know when I get to the mill. Well, I accept my own sleep crown like on an adult sleepover. I'll let you know when I get to that. I don't know. I don't know if I'm there yet. You don't want to be pushy. That's like a little like that's maybe down the line. That's a little bit like wait, did you just tell the pillow like a like a third grader? Okay, here we are, so okay, final thing. Here we are, last two. We're uh, why don't we take a break and come back and we'll do this one. This is a very important, very any final thoughts on Tyler or on Johnny Me? You know, Tyler Man listen, gossp brother, you slid into those d m s even before the show started. Um, and and this is how it ended. So you know, I hope you find the one and we're gonna see Tyler on He's probably I was gonna say. I was gonna say, like he could be who do we think is in the running to be the bachelor? He could mean the you know what, oh Eric, if Eric doesn't win, is a great point, and I do Tyler could be in the running. I feel like he's going to go to Paradise though. He just like seems like so perfect for Paradise, and I bet you anything whole, Like, I just hope he meets a nice girl because he's so nice and he did. You don't want him to be corrupted like other like other people we've seen on this show. He deserves who shall remain unnamed. Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back. Let's do sex. Oh yeah, I need a sexual time out and we're back all right here we are this hometown. Uh, this was so real and it actually made me realize, like, oh, Eric actually is a really lovely guy who got a bad at it, who's been really trying. He actually must really like her because why why would he do this right now? And his family seemed lovely. Here we are in Bedminster, New Jersey. Um, and he's like, we have to go see my family first once again. So we found it. This is really real. Like his dad, um has cancer. He's had it for three years and he's supposed to die three times, and um, they finding out that it's terminal. He is going to die and it's back and it's bad and he has good days and bad days and he's struggling, and um, the dad rallied and the mom is taking care of him, and the dad rallied to get it together to be on camera to see his son and to meet Gabby. And I have to say I loved his family and I loved how Gabby. I thought Gabby because she's an icy you nurse and I think she has a lot of compassion anyway, but I felt like she was so um well spoken about, you know, just about how like how much the mom's care has probably helped keep him alive, and be like like just like her respect for the mom um and then the dad's respect for I see you nurses, and then the mom saying, you cannot um. More than anything, family is important. You always have to stay together, no matter what, you always have to be together. And I felt like I was like, oh, no, is this the end of the date. But then they actually got whereas Johnny didn't really get more date. After going right to the family, they got they went to this cute in and um, he was like, my dad is not in a good place, and today meant a lot to me. And he says, it surprises me how much I like you. I was shocked by all this because I honestly didn't think he liked her that much. He says, I'm really grateful you're here. I'm genuinely happy about it. Um, I'm really feeling for you. I think I might even be falling in love with you. And um, she said they raised a really good man. I always wanted to be with someone like you, but I never knew it was possible. I just got chills. I just got chills. And he says, and she says, I am falling in love with you, and then he um, and then she said, I really mean what I said. I am most definitely falling in love with Eric. And then she said Eric's hometown could change the rest of my life. I have chills um after this, after his hometown, I was like, it's a wrap, y'all. It is a wrap. Rap, It's a wrap. I mean, listen the way I ranked him Eric, Jason and in uh, Johnny right and and Johnny. You know, like there's fun there. And it's like, so, I'm gonna say a couple of things to why I think that's a wrap. There's fun there, and fun is important, and and and and silliness and all the good things that make you smile every day is important. But then those days when that's not there, that's when the relationship, that's where the relationship comes from. That's where the relationship falls or strengthens up right, It's like, do you want to have fun or do you want to have a family? Right, And she wants to have a family, right. And with them, there was just such a calmness to to them, right that that I didn't see with especially not with Johnny. I saw it a little bit with Jason, but there was a calmness to them. There was awaitingness to their a weightedness to their uh, like their time together. And then you go you experience something deep like that that's an afrodship that ship works. Ship works. Do you think that like that? You mean it just every it hits all like it hits every it hits it bids sex, everything in the paths. It hits the heart and the pants. And when she was like you don't get family, I mean I saw them together and I was like, oh, they can have fun, they have energy, they have sexual chemistry, but they can build a family together and they're not going to quit on each other. Like that's that's the energy I got from them too in that moment after seeing that, I mean, Dad about to die, so like you know, you know right Jack keeth Man, I just say I'm gonna put a podcast ring on it with you point of view that just this just so like here for it. Love hearing this love like like you were in the will said this for his family to this if you want to, if you will have us, we're giving you. I want the row. I loved it. I love like the funny and the and the heart of it and the point of view Robbie bebe Yeah, I mean it was a run. Now you didn't you didn't like Eric? So are you? I love? I always like Derek I never really never got and that's with the bad Like I always from the first day he was joking about his his mohawk or cut or whatever, his mullet. Yeah, I kind of dug him. I always like this. He's hot. He's hot, but he's hot. It kind of reminds me of Nick Vial. He's got a little bit of that looks wise if nothing else. Uh, No, of these three, to me, he's a home run compared to the other guys. Um. But no, I always liked him. I thought this was a rough day just because it's super sad. But it's real. Um, you know, you feel bad for him and his family because they can't really be like the jovial like oh yeah, you girls coming down the house. This is more about the pain that they're all going through. Um and so yeah, so it just felt real, uh, just hopping on what Jais was saying, like at the end of the day, at the night, it's just they're just having a conversation like that's how people talk, you know what I mean. Very real and but the only the funny thing for me was super rough day, super sad day. Then they get on a motorcycle and she's like the house, which I love. I love. I was like, all right, I think you still have I mean in some ways, it's almost like if you you know, there's sometimes like on these shows they'll have somebody go skydiving together or something, because like if you if you have that adrenaline or like, it builds this like connection and in a weird way, you're just like to point, like going through something so real that you never normally would this early on, like if you can handle it and you can show up in the right way and then to let your guard on and like confess something up your feelings at that day, locked a loaded, put a bow on it, wrap it up. It's done. Like if you go through a trauma with somebody, you know, yeahed Katie, I see you've got some thoughts and I want to hear them, Honey. I was just gonna agree that, Like it seemed like from the beginning she and Eric just had this like connection. The way they acted at the hometown, it really like like you were saying, like, Chickie, it's just like they they had such a connection there and they seemed like a couple that had been together for years, like they had that didn't they like they kind of had just that communication with each other, like they just got it and they could just like look at each other and like you know, like have a little glance and know what each other meant. Like they just seemed like they just have a really good connection with each other. And I do kind of think it's gonna end up being them together. And I think they would be I mean, assuming he does nothing that does you know that that is bad. He's a great guy, and I feel like they would be really good together. Apparently the only one I want to get engaged. Yeah, I mean legit, and I would have thought he would be the one that didn't run get engaged. Dr babes are sleepy queen, are traveling monster? What do you have to say? We love you as is? Give me something, Give me some sugar, my jet lagged wizard. Yeah, I mean I really, Eric came around for me. I'm so tired, so tired. I can't remember that You're literally so tiring around for me, and I really, uh, I don't know what's happening, to be honest, I can't figure out who's with who anymore. I love sleeping when they go back. I was watching this last night in pure delusion, and the fact that they kept going back and forth on the dates. I was like, where are we? Where are we? Where are I was so all over the place, and then um too many people? Yes, and now leading up to this next hometown, Oh my god, I had had a fuck enough. Yeah. Also, all of Gabby's guys kind of look the same. Yeah, they all kind of are like sandy haired white guys. Eric is the better looking version. Uh. And then you've got you know what's his name, Jason, Like they're all they all could be cousins ericson for Eric and Jason for sure. And then Johnny like he's just styled a little more Florida, like you put it, style him differently, see Florida him a little he like, that's my cousin Johnny. Honestly, if we just eliminated Johnny from like, I don't even get Johnny. Why he's gone this far. I can't remember who he is half the time. His personality doesn't connect, Like I'll be like, wait, every time we see him, I'm trying to always remember, like, wait, is this the guy who said he was insecure? I don't know nothing about him. It is connect that I'm I don't need you. You can go. Um, Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna come back with Rachel and Tino, who I don't know about you, but I think it's a getting so hot in here. I think I gotta take your break and we're back. Okay. Here we are in Santa Clarita with Tino, who she's been horny for since night one, not sure why. And the more I get to know him, the less I get to like. She's nervous. It's a huge deal, A big, huge, huge deal. I want. I really feel like I want to I want, I need to fit in. I'm really serious. Um, He's like, what are you talking about? My parents are gonna love you, bro. Um, yeah, I don't care, Like I'm a fucking elfa. They're gonna love you. Who care? Who gives a ship put a bowl on it? So then, um, everything just a here's when we're together and uh So then he goes to see the parents, but their bro and the friend and um, and the parents are real skeptical and they're like, how much time do you get together? Like, well, you know, we like we're always chatting. He's like yeah, but there's also other guys like gotcha, gotcha and m and he goes to the DADMND man, I'm gonna take you outside because like this is this is fucking crazy. I got a lot of questions. Uh, there's always and I got a lot of questions. Dad. Um, this has been a short period of time. Is this what who you want to be with? I mean, like this is crazy? Um, Like I really you know, I'm glad that this has made you, like less nervous than has made us. But this has made us really nervous. Um, this is not real. This is an insulated bubble. The mom is skeptical. She's grilling Rachel. She's terrified. She's like, how can you make a connection that quickly? Um? So then they go you're saying all the right things. It's a fairy tale. So then she's getting teary and then the dad drags her outside and the dad is just like such a dick, and she's freaking out and saying to the camera he didn't like me, Like, I really feel like they hated me. And then she said two of the contestant, she didn't even sugarcoat it. Your family fucking hated me. Your family hated me. Um, And then all the then the dad again kind of slept Shamy, Lady Shamy, thirsty. Shamy's like, she doesn't want to throw this. I mean, it's like, this is a woman who needs to be engaged. You're like, that's the show. The last person who didn't get engaged is the lead. That's the show. That's the show. Um, And then she goes, I could do no right. They did not give me a chance, and I do not think they liked me. He's like, no, no, they definitely adored you, babe, like your dad wasn't even giving me a chance. And he's like, Michael, I'm so sure about you. I am falling in love with you, like I want a future with you. And she's like, oh my god, I am also falling out of you so much. That's exactly how I feel. And that's the end. That's the Then it cut. That's the end of that. That's whatever Nick Fiele said, Melee cut it off, cut the black. We don't know what happened. We don't know what happened, Avid, We don't know. I like, it's a rose ceremony. Then it cut. I didn't love I just didn't love his parents at all. I didn't like the mom. Mom, did you see uh Anna, when you're well again, when you're back to your I need you to look at there's a picture on the wall. Okay, I did see this, It's all I could see. Okay, And it's her arms around and did you know it looked like she was wearing the same outfit from what she was wearing in the actual house. Yeah, will you screen grab it right now? And it's in the chair or whatever, and she's behind him with her arms draped her see this. It was weird. It was honestly all I could see. I need I need a tante shot right now? Can I just say right now? The way but these parents were acting, I was like, Tino is basic. Tino is not the biggest catch you've ever found. Why don't you take this opportunity that this like hot woman wants to be with Tino? Why pilot pilot wants to be with Tina. He's not like a gorgeous male model. He's basic. He looks like any other dude you'd find in Santa Clarita, Like relax, and this what is? I hated everything about this And the only reason I was just like, yes, I like this a little bit. Is because I thought it was finally going to break them up. But then, like any a sick dude, he knows exactly what to say at the right time and he knows. Man, that didn't go good. Uh, And I can't I can't get her to believe and win good either. You know what, let me go on hand and say I'm falling in love with you, you know, let me go on ahead and let me go on hand and appease you a little bit. And I was just like h and it bought right back. Kimmel. He wants to be on the Tonight Show like he wants to get his People magazine cover. Want he doesn't he wants to. He wants to. He's there to win a game. He's there to win a game. And you and I see that in like if this was genuine and if because even like even the parents were like, we'll tell us something about Tino and then she said some ship. You're like that, ain't you know? She was like know each other? Positive? See that? You know it's not positive. If you're an idiot? What are you? What is this? You know? They were like what and right? He does want to win because based on like last week or he said he's beg he was like you remember he was like he was like he was like I earned it, I deserve it. It's like, oh yeah, he's He was also talking about how he wanted to take out. He's out, I'll take him out, he did. It's like all about winning. Yeah, he's in it for the fucking wrong reasons, like they you know, he was talking about that and like, you know, it's like we said a Jason earlier and he's with Gabby, but like he's there because he actually wants to find love. Tino is not there too, fine love. You know, I know Anna is not well right now. I'm looking at her body language and I know she's looking for the fun. I am looking for the photo. I'm trying to get that screenshot because I know, I know my queen. I know that she's out of fucking mission. I know that this is the one thing that's woken her up from her like jet Hermes, because how much I hated this family. I'm like, you're in sufferable a thing that pissed me off the most about this, which is why, which is why I'm like, you know what Tino or Rachel deserve each other. They both trash is because as as I mean, look, was it a lot, sure, but like it was still a sweet date she went on with Tyler and from like minute twelve she was like, oh I don't know about this, Ala la la la, and then the absolute mess of the fucking time that she had at his parents house, and all he got to say is I'm falling in love with you, and her panties drip drop wet, like blooded, honey, the big blooded. Yeah for sure, you guys. Um, well that's the end of So let's just place our first of all, just guessing, now how many fantasy suites do that we think there will be? Do we think they'll all go through like things two weeks? I kind of think they might all go through. I don't know that they're going to need an extra Rachel to because both they both have three. Now, oh wait a minute, wait a minute, maybe each lady will get her own episode of fantasy suite because one they need one more episode of like commercial sales like that would be it would be too short for their like buyers. Yes, so maybe they we do Rachel's fantasy sweets and then we do, Gabby, do you think they need another episode? There? An episode short? Aren't what are they? Or no? They wouldn't, Yeah they would because there's only two people laughed, yeah, yeah, and then and then what do you yeah? If there's only two left in the fantasy suite, then there can't be a rose ceremony because in our hometown. Wait a minute, they have to meet her family. Two people family? What's last fantasy suite or meeting the family? Meeting her family? Normally it's the creed of fantasy suite and whoever the family likes, they pick the other ones. And your family is gonna hate Tino. Rachel's gonna hate t you know, and we're then they're gonna be like, we're gonna get married, and our families are all gonna hate each other. I know, whoever the families hate of the of the lead, the lead will pick the opposite. Well, every single time I could see. I mean, I feel like whoever Gabby has left her family is going to like both of them, because everyone she has left is I mean, I don't. I kind of think. I think I think it's gonna have been um Jason and Eric, and they're both great, but for Rachel. I think they will hate Tino. I don't. Yes, it'll be Tino and Zach Zack. Yeah there, although though Avin is we've seen him, he's so cute. She just really has a connection with Zach. And then like we just know she's gonna keep Tino because she wants, she loves, she's horny for Tina. Well, you guys, so you think there's a chance that there was no there is no rose ceremony here. I think maybe maybe this gets dragged into next maybe they drag it out this way. So next week we get Aven, we get the rose ceremony. Alright, we get the beginning of Fantasy one episode with no rose ceremony, though there has to be Wait a minute, Rob got it. Let's see it. Rob, you got the photo? Have you been working feverishly eating dr banana? All right? Will you put it in the group chat of this of the chat of the zoom. That's what I'm going to do, Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna call insane of a photo. Also, if you see it matches the mom's outfit, Like all right, I'm gonna message you. Okay, it's so heard. That's like that's like the pictures we used to take it in high school at the polls. They're both they're both standing right there. Yeah, yeah, she towers over his little dad. Oh my god, I can't. I can't. They got some portrait, really solid work, rob really good work, really good work. I can't imagine my being like you know what kind of photo we need? Oh my god, I can't even imagine my parents like whole. There's no way my mom has ever like leaned over my dad like that. Under my god, are you kidding? Can you picture JJ and Willie marine my mom leaning over that adult male. I can't. Maybe they do it when you are not at home, you know, they don't know. I don't think so. I don't think so. The most intimate I ever saw was like like a back scratch through a back scratch, and he was like, oh oh god. Yeah. He was like he was like thumping his legs like, hey, listen, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Sex is great. But when they hit that right spot on the back, yeah, I did. Creepy dads make good daughters. I will tell you, rascally, dad, this on have a gun. I went and up my he he was nice. He took me to get There's a place in New York called Angel Feet. Right's the best is It's now called Perry Street Reflexology. It's you got. It's like they only two feet. It's literally the best thing you've ever had in your life. There's only two chairs. I went one time with my dad. It was the least relaxing experience of my entirely supposed to be relaxing. All I get here was like oh, like right, it was like oh and I'm like, oh my god, like like it was like an hour of hearing my dad moan getting his feet rubbed. It was. It was a deal breaker. I had to like actually put myself up for adoption. It was like I literally I was available for adoption. It was the grossest experience any human has ever had. It was so fucking gross. I had to get a massage to relax. After that massage, it was so disgusting. Hey, Okay, so guys, um, we don't have a Tweet of the week this week, but we love when you guys give us some reviews. We've got some fun new reviews. We're trying to get to two thousand. We are almost there, so just go like us again. I'm sure Apple will let you do it. Here's a five star one from Side of Pickles called the Best. Whenever I listened to this podcast, my mom asks are you listening to the Bachelor podcast? Because I am laughing the whole time. 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I am gonna be on the new season of Leverage coming out soon. I don't know when yet, but later this year, I think, um and uh something else I can't really talk about yet. And the band is playing in Denver in Kansas City next month. But you can find out everything about me and that on my socials. I'm at row Benedict on Instagram and Rob Benedict on Twitter. So hot, Katie Levine, what do you want to promote? Honey? As always, please go adoptor foster from your local animal shelter. The l A Animal shelters are still super full. Like they are, like I say in it every week and I truly mean it every week, They're very, very full. They desperately need, especially dog adopters, but also cat or Foster's um for cats. Adopted adopters are fosters for dogs or cats UM. If you can go to Foster for Life l a UM on Instagram and see some great animals that you can. Okay, question Katie nationally, where can people go to find info about fostering a pat Just go to your local shelter um. 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Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of I Heart Radio. Oh Yeah, Oh my god, so horny, you guys horny for hometowns. At least we got one shitty family. I need at least one tricky uncle. I need a weird, protective brother. I need a drunk mom. We didn't get as many as we normally got. I actually felt like some of the families were pretty reasonably well. We got a one tight sound, which is I know my dad would have been real weird and like awful on this show. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Will You Express Its Express? Will you Accept This Rose? Is my Will you please express this Rose? My name is Arta Brain. Coming to you from my mom's apartment in New York City. Honday, girl. She is in the city. So are you from New York? No? No, it is my home. It's my home. I'm having a hometown with my mom. She's really into me. She wasn't sure at first, but now she's feeling it. You guys, I gotta tell you what now. I want to just just just full disclosure. We are recording this on the Monday because I book a fancy job and I'm filming tomorrow and I did not want to leave you guys high and dry, and Wells Adams normally emails us the link, but he got married Saturday night, so I did a little like put my bachelor spidy senses out and God bless Nick Vall shout out to Nick Vaylee. He sent us the link so we could do it today. And then the angel that is our precious American treasure, the groom. Wells Adams on his honeymoon this morning sent me the link. Are you fucking kidding? If we could rewind like the five years ago doing this podcast, if I had killed you, Adams would be sending you on a sunny on his honeymoon and I'd be texted and then I have a backup and Nick Vile, my life, my life s work is complete, my life cycle this after I filmed tomorrow, my life cycle will be complete. Um, you guys were so excited. So the whole point of telling you this it sounds like real braggy, and it is a little braggy. I was like, we're bragging because by the way we're talking to bachelor reality stars like we have their numbers. That is the proudest that is the best thing on my phone right now. But beyond them, the reason we're telling you this, aside from to brag because it's so exciting, because you know what you listeners are also the ones that enabled us to get access to our heroes. But like what has been so exciting. We're not sure if we saw the ending of the entire episode. It felt cut short. Katie dr Levine talked to me, what do you we didn't get We didn't get a rose ceremony, so we're not sure if that aired on. I mean, I think it was meant to end in a cliffhanger though, and then we also didn't get whose group dame, uh we know what hometown. We didn't get Avan's hometown. We didn't get Avans. But I think because there, you know, it was a lot of drama, which I guess we get to in one of the hometowns and it ended there, and I think it was supposed to be um, it was supposed to be a cliffhanger. And and I mean, if you notice, like in the beginning on this, like we don't get the this you know coming up on this episode or we and we didn't get the coming up on the season. So it's like we don't get those little things, so I think that's why it ended abruptly. What I also want to say, I was thinking last night as I was writing it out, there's seven hometowns to get, like normally they have to do four, so they have to edit in seven. So like of course there was a cliff hair. Let's just get right to it. Let's get right to it because this is my safe place. You guys with us today? Is the Bachelor of the Year? Is you know him as God on Supernatural? You know him? Are you? What do you play on Lucifer? I play this like French mercenary who tries to kill Lucifer? Almost angel devil, God Devil here for a killer shows. You know what We're we're weird fucking killing the podcasts. But most importantly, this is a man that we're so hoping he finds love. One of these he was. He was bad sort of the Year twenty sixteen, Bachelor seventeen not Solafar your through full Pando full Pando William said, this was Bachelor of the Year. I'm hoping this is the man. You've got a few more months, hoping, hoping you're going to find luck. Ladies, and gentlemen, your favorite, my favorite Robbie Benedet's rob clap clap, clap, clap clap. I just can't even know. I know, and I haven't been on since the Draft Pick. This is my first appearance this season. Um, so I'm excited to talk about it. It's a great episode to be a part of because there's a lot went on last night. By the way. Also, if you're in town, we know we have you in two weeks, but if we're town next Tuesday, we want you again because with you, it'll be it'll be in l a. Um. Okay, here's a person that we're so excited. We love new additions to the pod and uh my Queen Lauren lobkis Precious American Treasure. Lurks was like, you have to have this person on your fucking podcast, Like you must have this person on. This person loves The Bachelor. This person is fucking hilarious. He is an actor and a comedian and we are so excited. You know him from physical and we are so excited to have him. Jodie, welcome to the program to the family. Precious American Treasure. Keish in what a intro let me let me tell you all so, and I'm looking for the bachelorettes to you know what I'm saying. Yea once once Rob gets his two taken care of me, it's my year. Well, I just want to tell you every year on my birthday, starting last year, but we're gonna do it again this year. Probably we do a live fully improvised, uh live show that we stream at Dynasty Typewriter, which we stage an entire season improvised of the Bachelorette where I am the bachelorette and people compete for my We do a full season, including hometowns, fantasy suites. So if you play your cards right, you might have a shot at getting the final rows from this bachelorette. Okay, all right, listen, I'm putting it in my calendar right now. I want your birthday December. Time do Christmas? Oh she Christmas baby, it's a baby. The baby deck, the host deck, the halls, the ho ho host thank you, Hannay. Also with us, we have, of course our cracker Jack production team, you know her as dr Anna Tanna, Arianna, Hannah Montana, Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana Alaric, Marine Mrs Marine, Mitten's Marine Hos Dr Banana, How are you? Are you in the great state of Texas right now? Not yet? I leave tomorrow to Texas. I just got back from Europe yesterday, so I'm a little brain dead, little jet last How was okay? Dr Banana? You just were on You were just living your life as if you were like a real housewife of Toluca Lake. Where were you in Europe? Honey to Luca Lake to look like you just go to Priscilla's every day and hang out near Warner brothers. Um, it was great. I was in Greece, I was in the UK. I was in Berlin. I will you know, hanging out you know, by the way, I've been to Berlin twice. It's a great city, wonderful city here for Belin. Also with us without home, the I'm going to say, the Wizard of Oz, the person who green lit this podcast. This this angel, this angel with her out home, we could not do. She is a saver of animals, but she's also a saver of our hearts and lives. And it's given me a purpose for the last four years. Ladies and gentlemen. Katie Levin Okatie, wow wow wow. Now before we get going, I need to just know. You get sixty seconds of backstory. Jais, I need to know your journey with the Bachelor franchise. When did you start? When did you get hooked? So? Uh like like every like every person from South side of Chicago, I got hooked when I was watching it with my girlfriend. Uh and you know, the girlfriend puts it on, like you know, I still watched General Hospital to this day because of her girl friend important girlfriend. Yeah, and you know, and you pretend like you're not watching it, and then you just peeking, you you you peeking looks. And then and then to three weeks, lady, you like, so wait a minute, so uh so if you look like her, then how are you doing? And then you start acting questions And then like a year or two, lady, you start watching it without him, you know, and now they won't even watch it. Are you still together? Are you still with the person? Well, you know what I'm saying. You know, things move on things, well, you know what, That's why You're going to be at the birthday Bachelor. That's why I'm going to be at the birthday Bachelorette. You know what, you gotta keep it moving. In the land of reality dating, you got to keep it moving, honey. Question what was your first season you started with and who's your favorite bachelor or bachelorette. First season I started with was the one with the black one. Oh, like that's the one that I was like, I'm gonna watch this man or female rachel She was a spectacular bachelor as she was great, so gorgeous, like beautiful and still great. You know she has a show with m van van van van Lathan. Yeah, yeah, just great. So that was the first season. Yeah, she she I would say top two bachelorrettes of all time. I'm gonna put Gabby in there. I love Gabby Little, I love a d I love her heart, and I love that she actually has a person like she's a dangling as as a dangling dangling see dangling, and I gotta get a shout out taste. I've oh, well, well we'll see. I don't know. I'm torn. Okay, full circle moments. So here's how it works, Jackie's basically I'm a psychopath, and I write out the entire episode, so we I will. I'm gonna just I'm gonna take you through it. I'm gonna just walk you through it. Psycho. See psycho. I see you also, I got and I respect. I respect that the game. I'm here for it. Here we are, We're at hometowns. Gabby once again won my heart. She's nervous about meeting parents, and because she was talking to Jesse Palmer super Dead and um, She's like, I'm always nervous meeting parents. It always scares the ship out of me, always has always will. I love her. I love her, She's great. Are you loving her like I'm loving her? How are you feeling about these Bachelor's gentlemen overall, Rachel and Gabby? Mean? Look, let me, let me, let me be real with you. I really like Gabby and I'm trying to figure out do I like her as much as I do? Because I dislike Rachel as much as left? You know, like the contrast between the two of them is so stark. I agree with you because I have to say, look, Gabby got they both got the player. The producers like played them and disrespected them. Gabby had. They both had shitty things happen. Gabby was told you're rough around the edges. We have different values, and she bounced back from that. She didn't use it to fold in up. She was sort of like that guy sucks, but she didn't. She also knew she was a queen and kept going like she didn't use it to like, like, no one like you cancel every cocktail party. You know, right, Rachel was a little too high met Rachel. Rachel was the one who you know, a group of dudes watching boxing from thirty feet away and nobody makes eye contact with her and she cries for the rest of the night. You gotta show a little mystery. You've got to pretend that you're easy, breezing, confident. Even if you wanted that, you didn't get it and you're freaking out. Don't let anybody. Don't say it out loud, you can privately say it in your journal or something. Rob, How are you feeling about Gabby and Rachel? Very similar? I really like Gabby a lot um. I think she's super cute and super real um and I feel like we get along so yeah too. But she would be my friend. And Rachel I just I really want to like her, but yeah, she's just she cries at the drop of a hat. I don't love. We'll get into it later, but I don't love the way she handled the whole Tyler thing, Why didn't why did that even happen? Why? You know, I think both women got cheated because it's been half a bachelor season for both of Yes, they didn't have that many to pick from it. They've been a hometowns where they're like, I think I know him, but I'm not sure, you know what I mean, so far behind. That's a great point. That's a great point. So here we are. We start out, Um, it's Gabby, Well this one. I felt like the date went great, and then we found out that at the end, he's like, You're like, oh, Gabby's gonna get engaged to Jason. Here we are where in New Orleans. He's more reserved, she sees a future. They're dancing in the street. I loved her throwing beads. I want to get an old man to show me his dick. I mean not just the nipples, you want the whole dick. I want an old man to show me his deck. It's like, that's not gonna Then the old man goes, that's not gonna, not gonna happen. Yeah, And like I actually felt like that could be like a girlfriend of mine screaming like that, Like I feel like Lauren could say that you know or like you know, like like that's like that actually feels like hanging with a buddy, Like that's funny. And they edited it good for ABC, making the mouse actually like came through and edited it in in a way that was like, yeah, cool, but there. That's why she didn't get her own full season because they were too scared to give it to her. Um so the uh we find out that his parents are separated and they're going to meet the dad. First, I was obsessed with his dad, his accent, his tears, his flowers, his ben Yet I just and knowing that we learned that Jason wanted to leave and then he decided to stay. I am feeling I'm really liking Jason a lot in a way that I thought he might have been a dud and I'm actually like, oh no, he's like got a big heart, He's a sweetie pie Jackies, how do you feel about Jason and Gain? First of all, when when I met when when we met the dad, and after the first five minutes, I was just like, who was the woman that left his mate? And then we saw and then we saw that, we saw, and we saw, then we saw, we got a fun I want to know that story, that story he his heart. I mean, I don't know what you're I know a little bit about what Rob's dad is like. We can not aside from Katie, the three of us come from pretty salty dad's to have a dad to be this emotionally intelligent, steering up talking about his son, like the gentleness but like calm and fatherly. I've never like what an in touch man. I am obsessed with his dad. It was. It was honestly like Geppetto walked in. I was very Gappetto. It's very Geppetto, and I was just like, I just love this man. I want him to get a real boy. I want I want everything. I want the world for this man. I want the world for this man. I loved it. I like I like Jason. I've liked Jason because I tend to like contestants who are reserved to our reserves about the whole aspect of this isn't really my thing, but like, I'm here because I'm here for you, right, And so I was looking forward to his hometown because you know that's gonna be the first time you see him and his element. Uh and he was in his element, and I was like, oh, actually like him even more, Like I can see you together and having fun and it feels like a real connection, so you know, to your point of him being reserved, which I think is like and that and like watching this by the end of this, It's been a long time since I've seen somebody on one of these shows. And I think Zach is like this for Rachel that I'm like, you know, this guy is not actually here to become an influencer, Like this guy is actually here for real, which doesn't happen anymore, like it's been ruined Instagram ruined like this, I actually feel like this guy doesn't like this aspect. He actually just like maybe I could find my wife maybe food. I was while I was watching, I was like, oh, man, he's really boring. And at the end when he's like not ready to doesn't know if he's ready for marriage, I was like, why are you on the show? But honestly, listen to you guys talk about it now. Yeah, that, but that does make sense to me. I guess I was looking for someone with just a little more, a little more personality. Just she's got such a great personality and so yeah, there's such a good contrasts, so like, oh my god, and he's like, yeah, you know, you know what, that's also a good point. You're like, is it to milk toys? At least we know he's got a good car, Katie dr Banana. I'd love to hear from the production team. You guys are are are wind beneath our wings. I think he has a personality. I think he's just a shy guy, and I think she you can like see it coming out, like as they hang out more and more, like he's getting sillier every time he hangs out with her. Yeah, so I think like she's good for him in that way, you know, there are a nice balance. Yeah. I mean I think he's shy, but I think he is like decently goofy, Like he's just maybe not as like outgoing as her. Like Yeah, yeah, I don't think he's like he's just like quiet, but he's not not like fun I think like for him, for him, I think like you would see at home they would have so much fun together. Yeah. I feel like, yeah bachelorette either and he's like that's what. I also feel like he felt like there was a purity to him and so so um. Then the dad going, he's a good kid, good man. I miss him, and then he teared up and they have to meet in some public park because like where's he living? Like you know what I mean, like where's his dad? Is he in some fucking weird garage apartment? Like we're dead? You know when you met the mom where you Like when we met the mom, I was like, oh, she definitely she cheated something. She's so himane it and look I was close with my mom. She would never have fucking cried having seen it, like you've been gone for six weeks, like the tears of like oh, like she almost did like a jump leg rap hog like she almost did like a full leg wrap to her son. Like the amount of as if they've been off overseas at war for like four years and they've finally made it almost like they've just been on like the Valiant Lady COVID ghost ship, Like like I just which I'm going on that boat and tell me I'm going on that, not to derail is, but I'm going on that. But my mom is going on in October. And I have a friend who works on who's giving me a free room. I heard it's really nice. It looks like I gotta say, it's the first cruise ship that I was ever like I would go on that. I heard it's like actually incredible, like that they actually could have filmed the whole season on it because there's so many different things to do. But then I heard the guys can't even they they're only like allowed like two percent of like that whole boat and they're not allowed to go anywhere else on it, which is like in such a way we need a full report Paradise because Paradise will be happening this fall. Um. So then we see the mom. The mom is like just alvira hair. That's terrible to say. I'm sorry, it was a lot. And by the way, I'm here for it. I've had extreme hair. I'm not I love a look, give me a look. But I'm like, that is a mom with a She got ready for her close up, and she's like, best case scenario, Jason has met the love of his life and she's going to walk out to the dart. So he walks in. She starts sobbing, incredible. Jerie like this is why I love a hometown. She's like and she goes, where have you been? And she says, are sweet. Gabby says, he's been in a simulation. Great line. She's right, that's a great line. And he's he's in a simulation. I was going to leave and then Jesse Jesse Power, Jesse Palmer was like, we're going to Paris. And then he goes, She's amazing. I love his sister. His sister was so cool. He's about their boyfriend. Her boyfriend weird. Oh yeah. I was like, has a boyfriend here? This is toxic? Why are you better than that? I want her on the show. I would think she could be a contestant. She was a door and she she goes, what dirt do you want to give? On Jason, he didn't get he did everything right. I was like, fuck, he really is the greatest person ever. Like great line. Yeah I did, I you know, like I like the sister, the when when we got to the other house, like dad about bignets for them and stuff like that, the beign and his toast of may the best days of your past be the worst days of your future. I want to like get that tattooed on my face, like that is so beautiful, Arden, would you please get that tattooed on your face. You know what, I'm so tired that I actually may make a bad decision right right before my fancy job. To me, they would love that at that particularly. That would be a really that would fly at that environment big time. Um. So, then she has the sister could he be with someone like me? And the sister was like, what are you doing? Like, yeah, you're also I loved it. She was like he's glowing. Uh yeah, I think he could be ready to propose. Like it was like, yeah, that felt like a real answer because it was like, well, what is there something I should know about you? And he's not. Well, then the thing that I did, the one thing that I give to the mom. So and he says, mom, what if I found my wife? And she's like, She's like, I really feel like something's good together. And then she goes, um, She's like, she goes, are you all in? She said, best case scenario is it truly in love and happily ever after? And then he goes, I'm trying to stay true to myself and I cannot see myself getting engaged. It's not realistic for me. I need space to process. But I liked mom coming in and saying if you were not with her, how would you feel without her? We needed that kind of like hopeless romantic who's maybe ruined ben a marriage to come in that. We needed that. Yeah, yeah, here y, yeah, I mean that's a great that's a great point. I mean when she said that, even I'm sitting on my couch like damn, that was a good she stuck her landing with what like if that's why we needed her as that. It was helpful for because I am rooting for him, like he's although I do like ear ache, I can't believe him. That's what we call Eric what the age. I do like ear ache. Um, I like him. He grew on me. I thought it was going to be a douche. They edited him as like the villain episode one, and then it turned out he's so he's so far he seems like that was a really human touching date Katie. I see Katie's gotta I know, I see her. I love this one because we all thought he was going to be a dick. They really he gave him like a weird introduction where it like made it seem like he was like overly cocky or something. But he was, but he has been nothing but respectful and he and the guys like him. The guys like him. Nobody has a problem with his I mean, as we see with his family. I mean, he is just he seems like a really good dude. And I'm like mad at the first couple of episodes for the way it was edited for just like painting him in this weird light. And the whole time I was like watching and expecting him to be a dick at some point, which makes me feel like he might win because it gave him the journey of being the die. Maybe. Yeah, I mean, listen, I he is. I know we're gonna talk about his hometown, but he is who I think he's the winner, is the winner? Yes, yes, he is a winner Winter Chicken Winner. He's the winner. Agreed, You and I are in the same page. I will say this. Um. At the end, Gabby says, I am head over heels for him. I can see myself with him forever. I am falling in love with him. It's hard to go first because you remember the last one last. You don't want to be first. You don't want to be first. You don't want to be first, and you don't want to be in the middle. You've got to be last. Here's the thing. That's the only person she said that about one, and he was the only person that didn't say after the date, I don't know if I'm ready to be engaged yet, because they both did. Oh, Eric, she but she said about she said about Jason, I'm I'm head over heels from that was about Jason. I can see myself. She said it, not to him, but she said it to the camera. She said, I can see myself with him forever. I'm falling in love with him. But she said to Erica, yeah, okay. Next up, we have Rachel and Zach. We're in Anaheim, gorgeous Anaheim. They climb a ladder to a roof to watch the planes take off. Now here's my She freaks out, don't you know you're don't you realize where you are? You can see the airport. So is it that much of a shock that you're going to watch the Southwest plane take off the land? Could you not hear them? Planes are incredibly loud. It's like a big thing when people don't want to live in your airports because I don't I don't know if y'all notice. I don't know if y'all notice or not, but famously, you can't hear planes from the ground. You can't. You can only hear them from from up by open open field. Why that's why she was so confused. She couldn't hear it. She couldn't hear she freaked out. Dr Bibi's Did you think she was like overacting there? Yeah, yes, look I have Rachel. I can't everything she does. Now, I'm like, yeah, yeah, agreed. We're all where do you think she was? Do you think it was at Van Eyes or Burbank? Well, they're in Annaheim. I think that Danny Ago or whatever the j W C j w G. Okay, So then um Zach is um gonna tell his parents now he is like, I also think he is true, Like Jason, He's like, I am, I still am. I told you I was, and I am falling in love with you. And then they kids like, she is so happy with him. They would have such a nice, basic happy They would be so happy together. If if I feel like the human heart loves to sabotage itself, because she would. He's a good guy, he loves her. They love planes. He would take care of her. She could have her like Disney princess thing. He would let her do her plane thing and then and then, but she's gonna pick Tina. I know she's been on t No since like episode three or four or whatever. You got there, Yeah, yeah, and he got the first. He got that one on one Dayton Paris like, she's she's been, she's been on them. And immost talk to me because because you walk in the house, Yeah, and you see right in front of you the star of soaring over California, Patrick Putty, fucking Putty Putty is sitting there. You can get you can get to the front of the line on soaring on each coast with him by your side. Like, yes, I was, I was, I was taking it back. I was like, I love this, I love this, I love this family. I love Uncle Pat. I love the family. The fact that Uncle Pat was like, I'll show up for this. I won't show up for the backyard movie, but I have Putty, but I will show up and be like just to put a reminder to show people that I still look good. Doesn't this look like this with Zach looks like a little bit though, Yeah, most Chief Wigham from the Simpsons. Um, Robbie Biebe, how did you feel about this date? Um? I think he's a really good guy. I think he's really good guy. And he's just and he's got nostrils that just go on forever. He's got a radio voice. Um, I like he could uh really like his voice. And his dad kind of has the same voice. Uh. Yeah, I like the dad too. And Putties and his Putty as his uncle and Putty is his uncle. Yeah. And you know, and I honestly that Um the show they had in the at the end of the day where they showed them things from their journey to the family, I thought, Okay, the producers like him. Yeah, I mean that everybody know. The producers are trying to give her the best date ever for her the most like this hits her heart strings. They gave her the plane, they gave her the dad moment, they gave her the like watching yourself as a movie star. Remember when you kissed him here? Remember when that happened? Here's you. When they said we went to a movie premiere, as if it was a movie premiere, I can't, like, oh really, what was this movie premiere? And like and you guys were all in it. It just was like, but that they actually you could tell they loved it. They were they fit together. Yeah. Oh that's probably why the uncle Putty couldn't be in it, because it wasn't a sack. After he's like, oh, that's not Union ABC only ABC only paying me for afternoon rate. Pay me for that full day. Right when the dad with the bald head, the dad was talking to to Rachel and he was like, I mean, look, in the situation, you could fall in love with the monkey. Remember you said that to her, and don't she's fragile. Don't say that she's gonna. Don't say that she's no. The dad had some weird things, but then he full circled it and then he said to his son, your heart might be broken, but it also could be filled with incredible Rachel love forever and ever. Real these dads, who are these dads? And the dad was sort of like, you're hot, I'm all in it seems good to wrap it up. Like you got big bazooms. I like talking to you. Let's do that. You got those big old buzooka zooks, you gangs. Okay, you could be my daughter. Like it was like, seems good to me. You know, I really liked this family because, you know, like Tino's family was very look I was, I was kind of was with them on some on some of the ship as well. But Zack, But but Zack's family was really like they were real, but not in a they were real in like a real way right playing the game. They were playing the game. They were going along with it, but they were They're nice people and they're also just saying, hey, you know, like this seems like it could be real, so you can have good love, but if not, you can't get your heartbroken. Whereas Tino's family probably just saw straight through just like this ship is fake. Every that's what every filming does. It's like, well then he didn't know that. When he was like i'll see in six weeks, mom, I'm going on the Bachelor, I'm like that's like that's the show. And I'm sure they were all psyched. And when they're all like who whoa, whoa, whoa you've got they also treat everybody like every lead like she's like a whore, Like you've got three other men you're dating. It's like, yeah, that's the name, that's the show, dude. And they knew that, Um, I love the mom. The mom was like, what you see is what you get, and then she goes, I probably just met his future wife. They just fit. And then he said I'm in love with you, Rachel. Yeah, And I was like, say it back. I know. I wanted her to say I wanted it to give it to me, give it to me. He didn't. She didn't. She didn't because it's for Tina. Got any final thoughts on Zach or Jason. I really like Jay's I Jason a lot. I like Jason a lot. He feels he feels like a regular boyfriend. And what I mean by that is, you know, like I mean, there's some like, for instance, like I I can be very much like if I'm on, I'm on. But if I want to be off, I'm off. But at home, you know, I'll be silly and I will sing the songs and I'll make that you know, and things like that you'll watch, I'll watch. I'll watch it all so, you know, because you're with your partner, right, So he seems like I'm giving myself to my partner type guy. I like Zach too. I like Zach too, you know, I like him the best out of the three that she or the four that she is going on the hometowns with. So I like his family though as well. So you know me too, Robbie. Yeah, I agree with you guys. I've come around just talking to you guys about Jason. I think maybe maybe, and I tend to do that, but I you know, maybe it's exactly what she needs because he's gonna put her first. Maybe Er, you know, Eric's got his own stuff, and it was definitely more about Eric during the Eric date, which we'll get into, but but the Jason date, you know, he's the kind of guy that he'll put her first and it'll be you know, she'll be the crazy one in the relationship, you know, and he could be steady. Maybe Now the editors and they might have also been fooling us. They did like on her date on her early date with Eric is when she sort of freaked out, like I'm not lovable. Then she went and sat in his lap and it was like I felt, and he seems slightly freaked out on their one on one. I feel like Jason has more consistently seemed in and like he's not going anywhere or was I fear with Eric he might tap out, but that also could be how they've edited it because he might win. M hmm maybe yeah. Um dr b B's Katie. Any final thoughts on Jason or Zack. You know what? The Jason thing really bummed me out because I was like, this is it and then he was like I don't want to get engaged, and I was like, yeah, we hope that he comes around that mama who served her purpose and got him to think about what it would be like without. Yeah. Yeah, I really hope the family would just loved her. It was just like everything about Jason Sanley was like perfect, and you know Zach as well. But I do feel like, you know, she's gonna go for Tino even though well we'll talk about it coming up, but she should go with Zach. I mean, they just they compliment each other well, but um no, she's going to choose Tina. We all know it, unfortunately, but I like to have to. But I think I don't know. I mean, I kind of feel like it's a tie between him and Eric, like really a lot. Yeah. I mean, if I'm want to be arbitrary, I would rather if I'm gonna be If I'm going to be in the family. Maybe we going to New Orleans. I'm going to be in a family, yeah that want to go to New Jersey. You're absolutely yeah for holidays like a couple of times year in noors, Are you kidding me? That's a really that's a really good point. Are going to take a quick break and we'll be right back. Oh bone zone. Time for the bone zone, and we're back here we are with Johnny and Palm Beach, Florida. She did a really cute jog. I felt for Johnny because it's the first time I've actually heard somebody acknowledge financially I might not be ready because we're always like, what does Johnny do? He's like, isn't it like aurism? Real turn? But like it made and then it made me go, look, I'm not like a gold digger or money. But it made me be like, oh, how bad is his situation if he's mentioned it, like nobody's ever said it out loud, of like, what's the actual like it also can it also can be this because when I saw his family, Uh, the first thing God said was, it's a white ass family right here, and as they are, they are like typical white American Johnny and his dad, john his brother and his brother's friend. Yes, it was a very white Florida family. It was a white and I'm not saying that in an insult way. I'm saying that in like you can tell they had they like they got some money on him. So to him, you know, maybe having less than a hundred k a year is like not financially ready, you know, when like he makes sixty, like you good bro, but like you know, maybe that's what maybe that's more with his standards. Yeah, it was definitely a very white Florida family. I was um um and he's I loved again. Our queen Gabby, she goes Johnny is super hot. He knows it, I know it. Oh yeah, oh yeah. The sexual energy was like when she ran and the kiss and to jump up. I was like, oh they they they have which is why I think he's in last place. But they have like sexual energy. But you can't know why would that be last place? Wouldn't it? What doesn't like doesn't the chemical tail wag win. I mean, it's good, it's good in a moment, it's good for a couple of days, but then when those real connections hit, you realize like, this is where home is. He's it's nice. You just got advanced to hometowns in December? Home is Are you kidding me? Hot? Do not pass go you go right to hometown? Sorry, sir? Um is he looking not not to me? He's not my type? No, she's I didn't agree with what she said there. I was like, really, no, he he is not do it for me. Me neither and none of my friends. He looks and I this, I don't mean this in a bad way, but he just looks. So Florida, Florida shout out to our Florida listeners, Florida, I'm gonna go to Miami soon. I'm not like, I'm not trashing my I don't know. It's not our style. That's all just not our style. Like I can appreciate, like, oh yeah, I can understand why she would find him good looking, but just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Okay. So then he's a little amped up, he's edgy, and he's like we have to go see my family right away, and she's like okay, and then she's like he's like ladies. First She's like absolutely not you absolutely Like I thought we were going to hang for a second, but now like we're going. He was like, manically had to go see the family, and so it's just like you go. So she like would you do on your first day? He's like, I wrapped and she was like, oh that I thought it was a palm. Yeah, I forgot about that. That's that guy. I can't. I can't last place. Room full of people who are me, dude, Buddy John John, Bob John, and we all look alike of course my mom John John, and here's the dog John John Job, Johnny John Heavy and then and then she goes, we don't stop laughing. She's perfect once again. Poor Gabby. He goes, I'm not fully there yet. I'm like, whoa to Gabby? This this treasure, this jee, this adorable, warmhearted, articulate. I see you nurse with a banging bob Like, what do you want? What are you looking for? What is there? Let me tell you get Jack he's on the Bachelor. Jackie's wouldn't have no damn qualms you. She's the full package. Robbie beebe would you be ready to propose? Are you? I'm ready right now? I would be like, Gabby, I'm fifty one, I'm once before stroke survivor, questionable prostate. But I will stroke survivor with christ I will make you so happy. Stroke survivor. But I am your guy. But you are a bachelor the yor. Let me tell you what. I have never seen women go more bananas, full bananas for any man that I have ever toured with, as much as they do for our bachelor. Oh it is shot, but they are. They also all want a mother like, oh, be careful, Rob, be careful Robbie. Oh your your schedules? Oh are you getting All these women are in love with Rob and they went out. They're worried about he's getting sleep and a fluid. They want to put you like in a baby beyard and like make love to you. I haven't heard anything. I don't like. You here here for I'm here for it. You're here for it. So then um so then um he's like, look, I'm not ready. It's a big thing to go on me. And then um, the dad, which I liked, said emotionally, I do think you're ready. Financially you gotta go on the road together. Once again, he played the part of the months. He was the part of the mon like basically oftentimes the parents are like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. And I think these parents are like, hey, you live once, give it a what that made me? That made me like the family. That made me like the band a little bit more when he said that, because I was like, because I was thinking he was going to be like, well, ship, maybe you're not ready to financially or you will be fine, but he was like, no, I'll built that together like fig out cooked all the way. Yeah, I appreciate that. Um. And then she said, you know it's tough. He's like, well, it's just tough to get on one knee with where I am at in my life. And then they basically they went on a boat around Florida, which felt kind of like when they went to Tyler Cameron's hometown a similar boat, but his his area felt boogier Tyler's did. Dr Biebe's, Katie, what are your thoughts on this? I thought that the hometown went really well. I am you know what, here's the thing, the girls. I was thinking this as he was like, I don't think I'm ready to propose or whatever. The girls got kind of screwed over because like it felt like that time the guys used to decide which girl was for them. Was key time for them to be developing more intense relationships with these people. So like, no one is ready for an engagement because at this point they've officially only been like dating the person they like for like three weeks. That's because Rob was like circling that and look at this as a team. You're honing ann on because the early weeks they were deciding that you guys tag teamed. That's exactly what happened. This is the most we've ever seen her talk to Johnny, like by far. I was like, because she was just immediately like, oh, I love everything about Johnny. He's so funny. And I was like, in my head, I was like, we have barely seen Johnny, Like he was the one that said he struggled a lot with his um Like I just mean like I just mean like camera no, but I'm just saying like, I mean like, we haven't seen them really hang out enough, I think. And that's why I think they're they're not ready because it's it has been rushed. Everything has felt rushed, Like I felt like we got the hometowns way too quickly. We have like one more week and then they could have done Hometown. I agree, okay, I agree with you, and I'm like, what do we only have? Like two more? When is this season ending? I'm so confused. Tomorrow. Apparently it's just like over, It's over. It's okay until the next season. So then we have We're at the Jersey Shore. This was everything. Everything about this was rough. Let's just make this short. Let's agree, all right, Rob, take it away. I'm not even gonna read it out. We all saw it. So we have a lot of listeners that don't watch. They just listen to podcasts. For the first minute, she landed she's not into this guy, like he tried to kiss and she pulled away like that, So anyway, where are we? All right? Let me it's for for our listeners that don't actually watch the show. She shows up at the Jersey Shore, and in my mind, like, yes, it's cool to own like a basketball game at the Jersey Shore, But is that actually want to be like, that's my husband, Like I'm married, like nice, and he's so sweet, and I think he's the cutest one on the whole show. He was from the beginning. I think he's fucking adorable. Yes, Katie either way, so cute. Shout out to my friend Dennis Gubbins who sent me a text a brilliant stand up. He sent me a text that you being on Boner Patrol is like his favorite thing of our entire podcast. I always Jack, He's just so you know, Katie, we've done like four hundred episodes of the show. She's the one who pauses and zooms in to see if people have boners on like certain days. How many I mean do you have, like do you have a tally man? No, there's not a lot like the one where they were doing with like the Dominat Tricks woman. I was like someone trying to figure out here. I remember Ben ben Higgins had one when they went to Sandals and he was with Jojo and she was in her gold bikini and Jamaica. Okay, you know that was when we did bone Patrol. We also figured out he had he had a scripture tattoo and a boner at the same time when she was in a gold bikini and they were at Sandals. Um so um, that's what this show is built on. Scripture tattoos, gold bikinis, sandals and boners that you welcome, well, vooners for Jesus. So then um so then they go they're like doing bumper cars around the ferris wheel and literally you could see her folding in on herself like a piece of orgami, like and he's like literally like and then she sits down. She's literally tearing up her whole body language. They're on a bed. Her body language is like you old, my god, And I was like feeling so badly for her. She's like, um, He's like, I gotta tell you you are everything. You're the most amazing. I am not only a comedy, I'm like a thousand percent company. Like She's like, I am finally fine, not just falling in love. I am so in love. I would not change the thing. And she's like, um, hey, let's stop you right there. Um and then she's sobbing. She's like the fact that you were able to let me love again me so much, that's what he says. He was elegant, the fact that you were able to love agat me so much. And then she's fucking freaking out. Meanwhile, I loved his mom, His goddamn angel mom was waiting for him with her sweet, sweet New Jersey accent, obsessed with his mom and she was like, oh my god, is Taylor that it comes through the door. That's when I'm dreaming Rhode Island. Now is Taylor when it comes from the door? Is he gonna comes through with his wife? Remember when he left, he said, Oh my god, mom, I'm gonna go bring by my wife. Oh, we're gonna know when he see his face. We're gonna know when we see his face. And then she comes. He comes to the door and says she's not here because she's not there yet. I loved her. I still do. She's all they ever wanted. She's like and and then that's the end of Tyler's stage. Wait, so did she officially send him home? Yeah? I mean that's it. I think like there's no roll ceremony for him because he's gone, okay for her, she left, and I think it's over. Yeah. I wasn't sure if she's like, I just I'm not ready to meet your mom to see you at no part of we also felt like the producers are trying to get the same number of roses. And I'm also confused because normally Fantasy Sweets there's three, so they're just gonna be to like what how's that going to work? How's that gonna work? I mean, I I want to say one thing. Also, like you noticed how everybody that they talked to that knew him, like everybody loved him. He just seems so nice. He's this I mean, first of all, like during this I wrote, and I'm sorry if anybody likes Rachel, but I just wrote, Rachel is and has been trash. She has been trash. She handled it very badly. Uh. But on the flip side, I even wrote, damn, man, this is a lot. You take me to an empty year, Uh, Like, ain't nobody here but a bunch of staged meets your cousin, your friend, everybody know you. Like so if I'm not like so if i'm if I'm like, am I into this person? Or am I not into this person? And then I gotta meet eighty people that you know on appear what no other human is. I'm gonna also be like, I don't know, but let me back the funk out of here, you know. So it was just like all of a sudden COVID. It's like no concern that one guy comes from everybody tested. So the whole date, the whole date was just like awkward, and she knew she wasn't in it from like midway through. And then I just felt bad because he went home. They made they had a nice cheese and wine and plate on the table that went wasted. I'm just like, you wasted food now, like it's it's bad. It was bad. It was on that bottle of wine. Oh my god, we're gonna know when he walks to the door, nobody read the room in his family. Nobody read the room, you know what I mean, Like he had no idea to the very like she started sobbing. He's like, kids of happiness. Huh, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? You leave, I'm leaving you. Where are we going? We're going together? Like to She's like, he walks in the door along, He's so happy. He came in the low. Literally he did not read the room at all. She is. She's like, he's like, I know who's I'm in love with you? And she's like freaking out. Katie. Well, I think I think there are two things. I think first of all, he was just trying to process everything. I think he was embarrassed. Yeah, And I think he's just no, no, no, I mean I mean when he was telling her of you, he did not read the room. I'm sorry, I thought you met with the family. No, he didn't. He like wasn't picking up on her vibes. Her vibe was really because she just like her face looked like, oh no, please, don't please. Yeah. Yeah, it was tough. I was just like, how can you not? Like everything she was doing was clear. Yeah, I don't want to be here. Yeah, oh my god, you know what, I just realized, we're not going to get a tweet of the week. Oh yeah, damn, guys, We're gonna say this now. We will read some tweets of the week. We'll pick two winners. Next week, we'll pick two winners. Is that weird? Katie thinks it's weird. No, No, that that's fine. That's fine. I think that's fine. Yeah. So I'm just saying this in advance. I'm gonna say this in advance. Now, tweet us any wee. No, we'll put this out at normal on Wednesday, or we'll put out on Tuesday. We we're gonna be early, but can record just a ten minute thing at the end that you can add on yourself. I'm filming all day tomorrow and I won't have anybody. I won't have anybody to pick, but we'll do too. Next week. Next week, we'll do too. I think that's totally is fine, Okay, great, So that's guys. Just you know, we want you to win and we want you to get your sleep crowd? Rob, did you give a sleep crowd? Did I ever? Do you love it? Yeah? It's changed my life. In fact, I need another one for your lady, Frank. That's a crowd. Yeah. Wow, that's exciting. That's exciting. I've actually recently started going on dates with a person I have going on, and part of me is like, at what point do you show up with your own sleep grown? You don't want to be presumptuous to show up it. I'm like kind of kind of missing more than one date. I'm kind of like, do I travel with my sleep Crown? Is the sleep Crown? Thank you for asking. They're not official sponsor, but they're obsessed with the podcast and this lady Julie shout out Julie. She's sing royalty. She makes these pillows that are like, um, it's like a sleep It's like a weighted blanket meets a security like it and the sleep mask and you put it on your face and it blacks out sound and light and it's so soothing and it's soft like an angel, and it has like I'll show you my travel one. She sent me travel one hopefully. Oh, I'm traveling soon. Okay, okay, I wish you could feel it. This is the travel one. It's soft, it's soft like baby's breadth. And this is oh. And I also have a body. I have a body pillow too, and the body pillow and it feels so like everything's gonna be okay, Rob, did you did you? Did you buy a sleep crown or did you know? She said, if you say nice enough things right now, maybe you'll get one. I tell you mine white, but it looks oh. And this is the travel one. This is the travel one. You can roll it up into a little ball. And I because I'm traveling right now, I'm on my hometown date. I had to come visit my mom's apartment. I come my mom's ghost, who is so happy for me. Let me say this, Let me say this. I don't have one, but I fully endorse this or everybody route there go buy do you sleep ground sleep dot com back w crown, sleep crown dot com, backslash w y A t R, and then put in code champion for discount and mark. Listen, Listen, listen, Jacks, what did you just say? Listen embody sleep crowns by the sleep crowns, y'all let me down. Don't let me down? Rob, Are you honestly sleeping better because of that? Yeah? No, seriously, I love it so much. We've heard I kind of fight over it, so I need to get another one. All right, you know what, I'll let you know when I get to the mill. Well, I accept my own sleep crown like on an adult sleepover. I'll let you know when I get to that. I don't know. I don't know if I'm there yet. You don't want to be pushy. That's like a little like that's maybe down the line. That's a little bit like wait, did you just tell the pillow like a like a third grader? Okay, here we are, so okay, final thing. Here we are, last two. We're uh, why don't we take a break and come back and we'll do this one. This is a very important, very any final thoughts on Tyler or on Johnny Me? You know, Tyler Man listen, gossp brother, you slid into those d m s even before the show started. Um, and and this is how it ended. So you know, I hope you find the one and we're gonna see Tyler on He's probably I was gonna say. I was gonna say, like he could be who do we think is in the running to be the bachelor? He could mean the you know what, oh Eric, if Eric doesn't win, is a great point, and I do Tyler could be in the running. I feel like he's going to go to Paradise though. He just like seems like so perfect for Paradise, and I bet you anything whole, Like, I just hope he meets a nice girl because he's so nice and he did. You don't want him to be corrupted like other like other people we've seen on this show. He deserves who shall remain unnamed. Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back. Let's do sex. Oh yeah, I need a sexual time out and we're back all right here we are this hometown. Uh, this was so real and it actually made me realize, like, oh, Eric actually is a really lovely guy who got a bad at it, who's been really trying. He actually must really like her because why why would he do this right now? And his family seemed lovely. Here we are in Bedminster, New Jersey. Um, and he's like, we have to go see my family first once again. So we found it. This is really real. Like his dad, um has cancer. He's had it for three years and he's supposed to die three times, and um, they finding out that it's terminal. He is going to die and it's back and it's bad and he has good days and bad days and he's struggling, and um, the dad rallied and the mom is taking care of him, and the dad rallied to get it together to be on camera to see his son and to meet Gabby. And I have to say I loved his family and I loved how Gabby. I thought Gabby because she's an icy you nurse and I think she has a lot of compassion anyway, but I felt like she was so um well spoken about, you know, just about how like how much the mom's care has probably helped keep him alive, and be like like just like her respect for the mom um and then the dad's respect for I see you nurses, and then the mom saying, you cannot um. More than anything, family is important. You always have to stay together, no matter what, you always have to be together. And I felt like I was like, oh, no, is this the end of the date. But then they actually got whereas Johnny didn't really get more date. After going right to the family, they got they went to this cute in and um, he was like, my dad is not in a good place, and today meant a lot to me. And he says, it surprises me how much I like you. I was shocked by all this because I honestly didn't think he liked her that much. He says, I'm really grateful you're here. I'm genuinely happy about it. Um, I'm really feeling for you. I think I might even be falling in love with you. And um, she said they raised a really good man. I always wanted to be with someone like you, but I never knew it was possible. I just got chills. I just got chills. And he says, and she says, I am falling in love with you, and then he um, and then she said, I really mean what I said. I am most definitely falling in love with Eric. And then she said Eric's hometown could change the rest of my life. I have chills um after this, after his hometown, I was like, it's a wrap, y'all. It is a wrap. Rap, It's a wrap. I mean, listen the way I ranked him Eric, Jason and in uh, Johnny right and and Johnny. You know, like there's fun there. And it's like, so, I'm gonna say a couple of things to why I think that's a wrap. There's fun there, and fun is important, and and and and silliness and all the good things that make you smile every day is important. But then those days when that's not there, that's when the relationship, that's where the relationship comes from. That's where the relationship falls or strengthens up right, It's like, do you want to have fun or do you want to have a family? Right, And she wants to have a family, right. And with them, there was just such a calmness to to them, right that that I didn't see with especially not with Johnny. I saw it a little bit with Jason, but there was a calmness to them. There was awaitingness to their a weightedness to their uh, like their time together. And then you go you experience something deep like that that's an afrodship that ship works. Ship works. Do you think that like that? You mean it just every it hits all like it hits every it hits it bids sex, everything in the paths. It hits the heart and the pants. And when she was like you don't get family, I mean I saw them together and I was like, oh, they can have fun, they have energy, they have sexual chemistry, but they can build a family together and they're not going to quit on each other. Like that's that's the energy I got from them too in that moment after seeing that, I mean, Dad about to die, so like you know, you know right Jack keeth Man, I just say I'm gonna put a podcast ring on it with you point of view that just this just so like here for it. Love hearing this love like like you were in the will said this for his family to this if you want to, if you will have us, we're giving you. I want the row. I loved it. I love like the funny and the and the heart of it and the point of view Robbie bebe Yeah, I mean it was a run. Now you didn't you didn't like Eric? So are you? I love? I always like Derek I never really never got and that's with the bad Like I always from the first day he was joking about his his mohawk or cut or whatever, his mullet. Yeah, I kind of dug him. I always like this. He's hot. He's hot, but he's hot. It kind of reminds me of Nick Vial. He's got a little bit of that looks wise if nothing else. Uh, No, of these three, to me, he's a home run compared to the other guys. Um. But no, I always liked him. I thought this was a rough day just because it's super sad. But it's real. Um, you know, you feel bad for him and his family because they can't really be like the jovial like oh yeah, you girls coming down the house. This is more about the pain that they're all going through. Um and so yeah, so it just felt real, uh, just hopping on what Jais was saying, like at the end of the day, at the night, it's just they're just having a conversation like that's how people talk, you know what I mean. Very real and but the only the funny thing for me was super rough day, super sad day. Then they get on a motorcycle and she's like the house, which I love. I love. I was like, all right, I think you still have I mean in some ways, it's almost like if you you know, there's sometimes like on these shows they'll have somebody go skydiving together or something, because like if you if you have that adrenaline or like, it builds this like connection and in a weird way, you're just like to point, like going through something so real that you never normally would this early on, like if you can handle it and you can show up in the right way and then to let your guard on and like confess something up your feelings at that day, locked a loaded, put a bow on it, wrap it up. It's done. Like if you go through a trauma with somebody, you know, yeahed Katie, I see you've got some thoughts and I want to hear them, Honey. I was just gonna agree that, Like it seemed like from the beginning she and Eric just had this like connection. The way they acted at the hometown, it really like like you were saying, like, Chickie, it's just like they they had such a connection there and they seemed like a couple that had been together for years, like they had that didn't they like they kind of had just that communication with each other, like they just got it and they could just like look at each other and like you know, like have a little glance and know what each other meant. Like they just seemed like they just have a really good connection with each other. And I do kind of think it's gonna end up being them together. And I think they would be I mean, assuming he does nothing that does you know that that is bad. He's a great guy, and I feel like they would be really good together. Apparently the only one I want to get engaged. Yeah, I mean legit, and I would have thought he would be the one that didn't run get engaged. Dr babes are sleepy queen, are traveling monster? What do you have to say? We love you as is? Give me something, Give me some sugar, my jet lagged wizard. Yeah, I mean I really, Eric came around for me. I'm so tired, so tired. I can't remember that You're literally so tiring around for me, and I really, uh, I don't know what's happening, to be honest, I can't figure out who's with who anymore. I love sleeping when they go back. I was watching this last night in pure delusion, and the fact that they kept going back and forth on the dates. I was like, where are we? Where are we? Where are I was so all over the place, and then um too many people? Yes, and now leading up to this next hometown, Oh my god, I had had a fuck enough. Yeah. Also, all of Gabby's guys kind of look the same. Yeah, they all kind of are like sandy haired white guys. Eric is the better looking version. Uh. And then you've got you know what's his name, Jason, Like they're all they all could be cousins ericson for Eric and Jason for sure. And then Johnny like he's just styled a little more Florida, like you put it, style him differently, see Florida him a little he like, that's my cousin Johnny. Honestly, if we just eliminated Johnny from like, I don't even get Johnny. Why he's gone this far. I can't remember who he is half the time. His personality doesn't connect, Like I'll be like, wait, every time we see him, I'm trying to always remember, like, wait, is this the guy who said he was insecure? I don't know nothing about him. It is connect that I'm I don't need you. You can go. Um, Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna come back with Rachel and Tino, who I don't know about you, but I think it's a getting so hot in here. I think I gotta take your break and we're back. Okay. Here we are in Santa Clarita with Tino, who she's been horny for since night one, not sure why. And the more I get to know him, the less I get to like. She's nervous. It's a huge deal, A big, huge, huge deal. I want. I really feel like I want to I want, I need to fit in. I'm really serious. Um, He's like, what are you talking about? My parents are gonna love you, bro. Um, yeah, I don't care, Like I'm a fucking elfa. They're gonna love you. Who care? Who gives a ship put a bowl on it? So then, um, everything just a here's when we're together and uh So then he goes to see the parents, but their bro and the friend and um, and the parents are real skeptical and they're like, how much time do you get together? Like, well, you know, we like we're always chatting. He's like yeah, but there's also other guys like gotcha, gotcha and m and he goes to the DADMND man, I'm gonna take you outside because like this is this is fucking crazy. I got a lot of questions. Uh, there's always and I got a lot of questions. Dad. Um, this has been a short period of time. Is this what who you want to be with? I mean, like this is crazy? Um, Like I really you know, I'm glad that this has made you, like less nervous than has made us. But this has made us really nervous. Um, this is not real. This is an insulated bubble. The mom is skeptical. She's grilling Rachel. She's terrified. She's like, how can you make a connection that quickly? Um? So then they go you're saying all the right things. It's a fairy tale. So then she's getting teary and then the dad drags her outside and the dad is just like such a dick, and she's freaking out and saying to the camera he didn't like me, Like, I really feel like they hated me. And then she said two of the contestant, she didn't even sugarcoat it. Your family fucking hated me. Your family hated me. Um, And then all the then the dad again kind of slept Shamy, Lady Shamy, thirsty. Shamy's like, she doesn't want to throw this. I mean, it's like, this is a woman who needs to be engaged. You're like, that's the show. The last person who didn't get engaged is the lead. That's the show. That's the show. Um, And then she goes, I could do no right. They did not give me a chance, and I do not think they liked me. He's like, no, no, they definitely adored you, babe, like your dad wasn't even giving me a chance. And he's like, Michael, I'm so sure about you. I am falling in love with you, like I want a future with you. And she's like, oh my god, I am also falling out of you so much. That's exactly how I feel. And that's the end. That's the Then it cut. That's the end of that. That's whatever Nick Fiele said, Melee cut it off, cut the black. We don't know what happened. We don't know what happened, Avid, We don't know. I like, it's a rose ceremony. Then it cut. I didn't love I just didn't love his parents at all. I didn't like the mom. Mom, did you see uh Anna, when you're well again, when you're back to your I need you to look at there's a picture on the wall. Okay, I did see this, It's all I could see. Okay, And it's her arms around and did you know it looked like she was wearing the same outfit from what she was wearing in the actual house. Yeah, will you screen grab it right now? And it's in the chair or whatever, and she's behind him with her arms draped her see this. It was weird. It was honestly all I could see. I need I need a tante shot right now? Can I just say right now? The way but these parents were acting, I was like, Tino is basic. Tino is not the biggest catch you've ever found. Why don't you take this opportunity that this like hot woman wants to be with Tino? Why pilot pilot wants to be with Tina. He's not like a gorgeous male model. He's basic. He looks like any other dude you'd find in Santa Clarita, Like relax, and this what is? I hated everything about this And the only reason I was just like, yes, I like this a little bit. Is because I thought it was finally going to break them up. But then, like any a sick dude, he knows exactly what to say at the right time and he knows. Man, that didn't go good. Uh, And I can't I can't get her to believe and win good either. You know what, let me go on hand and say I'm falling in love with you, you know, let me go on ahead and let me go on hand and appease you a little bit. And I was just like h and it bought right back. Kimmel. He wants to be on the Tonight Show like he wants to get his People magazine cover. Want he doesn't he wants to. He wants to. He's there to win a game. He's there to win a game. And you and I see that in like if this was genuine and if because even like even the parents were like, we'll tell us something about Tino and then she said some ship. You're like that, ain't you know? She was like know each other? Positive? See that? You know it's not positive. If you're an idiot? What are you? What is this? You know? They were like what and right? He does want to win because based on like last week or he said he's beg he was like you remember he was like he was like he was like I earned it, I deserve it. It's like, oh yeah, he's He was also talking about how he wanted to take out. He's out, I'll take him out, he did. It's like all about winning. Yeah, he's in it for the fucking wrong reasons, like they you know, he was talking about that and like, you know, it's like we said a Jason earlier and he's with Gabby, but like he's there because he actually wants to find love. Tino is not there too, fine love. You know, I know Anna is not well right now. I'm looking at her body language and I know she's looking for the fun. I am looking for the photo. I'm trying to get that screenshot because I know, I know my queen. I know that she's out of fucking mission. I know that this is the one thing that's woken her up from her like jet Hermes, because how much I hated this family. I'm like, you're in sufferable a thing that pissed me off the most about this, which is why, which is why I'm like, you know what Tino or Rachel deserve each other. They both trash is because as as I mean, look, was it a lot, sure, but like it was still a sweet date she went on with Tyler and from like minute twelve she was like, oh I don't know about this, Ala la la la, and then the absolute mess of the fucking time that she had at his parents house, and all he got to say is I'm falling in love with you, and her panties drip drop wet, like blooded, honey, the big blooded. Yeah for sure, you guys. Um, well that's the end of So let's just place our first of all, just guessing, now how many fantasy suites do that we think there will be? Do we think they'll all go through like things two weeks? I kind of think they might all go through. I don't know that they're going to need an extra Rachel to because both they both have three. Now, oh wait a minute, wait a minute, maybe each lady will get her own episode of fantasy suite because one they need one more episode of like commercial sales like that would be it would be too short for their like buyers. Yes, so maybe they we do Rachel's fantasy sweets and then we do, Gabby, do you think they need another episode? There? An episode short? Aren't what are they? Or no? They wouldn't, Yeah they would because there's only two people laughed, yeah, yeah, and then and then what do you yeah? If there's only two left in the fantasy suite, then there can't be a rose ceremony because in our hometown. Wait a minute, they have to meet her family. Two people family? What's last fantasy suite or meeting the family? Meeting her family? Normally it's the creed of fantasy suite and whoever the family likes, they pick the other ones. And your family is gonna hate Tino. Rachel's gonna hate t you know, and we're then they're gonna be like, we're gonna get married, and our families are all gonna hate each other. I know, whoever the families hate of the of the lead, the lead will pick the opposite. Well, every single time I could see. I mean, I feel like whoever Gabby has left her family is going to like both of them, because everyone she has left is I mean, I don't. I kind of think. I think I think it's gonna have been um Jason and Eric, and they're both great, but for Rachel. I think they will hate Tino. I don't. Yes, it'll be Tino and Zach Zack. Yeah there, although though Avin is we've seen him, he's so cute. She just really has a connection with Zach. And then like we just know she's gonna keep Tino because she wants, she loves, she's horny for Tina. Well, you guys, so you think there's a chance that there was no there is no rose ceremony here. I think maybe maybe this gets dragged into next maybe they drag it out this way. So next week we get Aven, we get the rose ceremony. Alright, we get the beginning of Fantasy one episode with no rose ceremony, though there has to be Wait a minute, Rob got it. Let's see it. Rob, you got the photo? Have you been working feverishly eating dr banana? All right? Will you put it in the group chat of this of the chat of the zoom. That's what I'm going to do, Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna call insane of a photo. Also, if you see it matches the mom's outfit, Like all right, I'm gonna message you. Okay, it's so heard. That's like that's like the pictures we used to take it in high school at the polls. They're both they're both standing right there. Yeah, yeah, she towers over his little dad. Oh my god, I can't. I can't. They got some portrait, really solid work, rob really good work, really good work. I can't imagine my being like you know what kind of photo we need? Oh my god, I can't even imagine my parents like whole. There's no way my mom has ever like leaned over my dad like that. Under my god, are you kidding? Can you picture JJ and Willie marine my mom leaning over that adult male. I can't. Maybe they do it when you are not at home, you know, they don't know. I don't think so. I don't think so. The most intimate I ever saw was like like a back scratch through a back scratch, and he was like, oh oh god. Yeah. He was like he was like thumping his legs like, hey, listen, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Sex is great. But when they hit that right spot on the back, yeah, I did. Creepy dads make good daughters. I will tell you, rascally, dad, this on have a gun. I went and up my he he was nice. He took me to get There's a place in New York called Angel Feet. Right's the best is It's now called Perry Street Reflexology. It's you got. It's like they only two feet. It's literally the best thing you've ever had in your life. There's only two chairs. I went one time with my dad. It was the least relaxing experience of my entirely supposed to be relaxing. All I get here was like oh, like right, it was like oh and I'm like, oh my god, like like it was like an hour of hearing my dad moan getting his feet rubbed. It was. It was a deal breaker. I had to like actually put myself up for adoption. It was like I literally I was available for adoption. It was the grossest experience any human has ever had. It was so fucking gross. I had to get a massage to relax. After that massage, it was so disgusting. Hey, Okay, so guys, um, we don't have a Tweet of the week this week, but we love when you guys give us some reviews. We've got some fun new reviews. We're trying to get to two thousand. We are almost there, so just go like us again. I'm sure Apple will let you do it. Here's a five star one from Side of Pickles called the Best. Whenever I listened to this podcast, my mom asks are you listening to the Bachelor podcast? Because I am laughing the whole time. This podcast is a gift. I love it and all of the guests that is so funny. Here's another one. This is a five stars totally upset and I'm on my phone, so I was cutting off some of the title. But it's totally obsessed with something I'm gonna say, totally obsessed with art and her hotness and her awesome podcast. I'm like, thank you, Dylan Dillard. Um, I'm like, totally obsessed with this podcast. It's rare to find a podcast that creates two truly memorable moments, but will you accept this? Rose is the exception. I still laugh. I'm controllably when I think about Dracula imitating the centaurs echo chamber announcement that he was intimate with both ladies. Arden's brings so much personality and heart to the show. Mitten's Marine is the best podcast. Pet, thank you for putting so many laughs and happiness into the world. I mean, I can't. There's just so many, There's so many great I'm gonna read one more. Five Stars all Around Champions from Jewels at Slash Austin. Spending time with Yarden, Dr Banana, Katie Money, Dracula and the rest of the team micro analyzing the Ridunculus Bachelor television program is easily the highlight of each week. The way you all make me laugh like a lunatic on walks garners me plenty of side I And when I reached out to the High Priestess of will acceptus rose with the idea of go this is our from Julie the Sleep crownd the High Priestess of Willia accept this rose at the idea of gifting a sleep crown to each tweet of the week winner, there was an immediate and wholehearted yes. Arden's support support of my little pillow dream Biz has been beyond my wildest dreams. Thank you for loving my little marshmallowy face pillow with nose gap technology and all of your kind words, and for keeping me smiling all the way through this journey. Forever Roses to Everyone's the best Julie than Julie, j Julie Queen Julia Case. I feel like he needs to get to dream Portal too. He's kind of climb. We also love when you email us um Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. I mean, they've been so many. Here's here's a really good one that we just got. This is from Mary Kensington Steele. I did a podcast last week from my hometown with Brian Sofie. The subject is I also Love the Town Dump. Hi, I love the podcast, and I finally had to write in in the comment of your love of the Town Dump. I thought I was the only one who loved the Dump. The first time I went to the Dump was in the early two thousands, and I had the exact same reaction that you have. I immediately loved it. All of the things that you love about the Dump, how everything is organized into different sections, and how sort of the whole place is like a Jim Henson esque and evocative of fragile rock is exactly how I felt about it the first time I went to the Dump. There are lots of hills, excience, et cetera. It's so fun. When I went back to school, positively raving to all my friends about what a fun place the Dump was. Uh, I believe. I actually described it as a magical place, and none of my friends got it. But I listen to you talk about it. I've never felt so heard and seen and understood when it comes to loving the dump. I mean, that is the kind of email that we get here. Thank you for Mary Kennington Steel. Guys, have you ever been to a town dump? No? No, I haven't let me just Anna, did you go with me to the dump? Yeah? Yeah, we went to the dump. That's right, you saw Shan Martin. It's like you're forced to do because you have to go and there's different places for different things, and you drive off in a different ways, and you have to put like your cardboard and recycles, and there's glass and you are forced to like, first of all, it does look like fraggle rock, and then beyond that there's the fun of my brother loves it. It's like you're like, look at yourself, look at you fucking monster. Look at the waist that you like you're forced to reckon with what an animal you are and how much weight. Like it's if I feel that I've gotten more mindful since going to the dump. It makes you want to recycle and stuff and come it makes me want to maybe purchase me like purchase list. I do always recycle, but it makes me be like, do you really need that? Because where is it's ongoing? Do you? Guys? So it makes you a person, the dumps you a better person. Finally, I've been working on it. I've been a terrible person. All you need to do is go to trash to not be trash. You know. That's we should start a charity, Trash to not be trash. That's it has been dealing with your fucking facing your own trashiness. Robbie, bb What would you need to promote Jakie. Oh you know. Listen, Uh we got I got a few things coming down to Pike that are yet to be announced. I'll be on the upcoming season of How I Met Your Father? So that's exciting. That's exciting. And then if you're if you're ever in l A, aren't you did this show? Uh? Come out to Comedian Feud. It's so fun, so fun, it's good time. We we play family Feud. I hosted with some of the top comedians that you like and know, and it's a good last time. So Edgeucky's Neil on social media. Easiest way to find out what's popping with me. This was this was a beautiful day. You know what, the roles that I got from you guys tonight, it's just been beautiful and it's been great. Honestly, You're a really fun edition and like we're never going to leave you alone now, like I so I hope that you're ready to be like sucked at And when I come when I'm back in l A, you can come to my overheated garage and uh really you can get some string cheat some cash shoes out. We treat you right. I love cash and cheese. Every really does literally show me one person that even if vegan likes a cash you you know, anybody meat love or vegetarian vegan, they all of us string cheese. Not the vegans for this cheese, but they love the cash. You. I've got something for pretty much everybody. Robbie, Robbie b b what would you like to come on? I am gonna be on the new season of Leverage coming out soon. I don't know when yet, but later this year, I think, um and uh something else I can't really talk about yet. And the band is playing in Denver in Kansas City next month. But you can find out everything about me and that on my socials. I'm at row Benedict on Instagram and Rob Benedict on Twitter. So hot, Katie Levine, what do you want to promote? Honey? As always, please go adoptor foster from your local animal shelter. The l A Animal shelters are still super full. Like they are, like I say in it every week and I truly mean it every week, They're very, very full. They desperately need, especially dog adopters, but also cat or Foster's um for cats. Adopted adopters are fosters for dogs or cats UM. If you can go to Foster for Life l a UM on Instagram and see some great animals that you can. Okay, question Katie nationally, where can people go to find info about fostering a pat Just go to your local shelter um. Yeah, just go to your local animal shelter and you know, if you're able to foster, that's great if you've been thinking about adopting. Honestly, across the entire country right now, all the animal shelters are really full and people don't really know why. I think it's a lot of people adopted during Covid and then now they're back to normal and don't crash trash. It's fucked up. It's really fucked up. Um, Katie, thank you for your service. Every week, uh Anah and I are doing Southern Charm on our Patreon with our hilarious friend Brendan Smith who was here last week killing it. Um. It's been super fun and uh you can join that, become a patron of that. And of course we have our Champion Merch which is killing it. If you go to Rose podcast dot vodka um t public. I think they're having a sale right now. I think it's thirty percent off, honey, the cutest capsule collection of Champion Merch. Until next week, well we'll have to tweeter the week winners. Shout out Julie, go get yourself asleep, Crown Jakis needs to sleep well. No pressure, no pressure, doesn't have to um um until next time. My name is Arta Marine. Goodbye. Oh yeah, I want to get all up in you tonight. Good. I just got one little worship figure to your world. World? Will you accept this? Rose is a production of I Heart Radio. For more podcast on iHeart Radio, visit the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
