Title: Zombies, Cigarettes & Star Trek — Toxic Masculinity Returns!

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The following program contains coarse language and adult themes. Listener
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discretion is advised. Thank you. The back of my hand.
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I don't give a damn.
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I carry the crown.
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Nothing can break.
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Nothing can break me down.
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I don't give a damn I'm.
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The man come round nothing can break me down I'm
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the man come round and the All right, all right,
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all right.
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I let it play a little bit longer than usual
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because it's been a minute since we've been able to
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play it, but we're here. We're live. It's Toxic Masculinity,
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and Andrew has his camera on with it covered, so
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hang on a second.
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No, I don't. I have the camera off.
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Oh, God.
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No, still showing. Because it was showing as a blank screen. Well,
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it was still showing as a blank screen, which means
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there was some sort of a placeholder where your camera
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is supposed to be. But I fixed it. It's all right. Anyway,
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so we're here. We're live. It's Wednesday. It's also Toxic
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Masculinity Day. And we are joined by some of our
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usual cohorts. G is still on hiatus, but we do
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have the lovely and the talented, the bar babe, the
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one who helps you get a little toasty, hopefully, while
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you're listening to the show, because the lord knows sometimes
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you need it um but we have aggie so how
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you doing ma'am how's things.
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I am doing pretty good uh it feels like i
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was just here yesterday it's kind of odd but okay.
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Kind of because you kind of because you were but
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it wasn't the other studio so you weren't.
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Necessarily yes it was the other studio so it wasn't
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really here here but it was here there everywhere.
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Yeah here there and everywhere okay yeah okay there's there's
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a reason we call you a hoardie with ovaries Okay.
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Wow.
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All righty.
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Horty with headlights?
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Yeah. Hey, that's my new one. I'm stealing that, Andrew.
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Thank you.
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Actually, well, I mean, since we are talking about toxicity,
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let's just get it all out the way. Horty with
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high beams. There we go. There we go.
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Nice high beams.
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Speaking of almost, there he is.
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How we doing, Amish? How's things?
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You know, just sliding in here. Wasn't entirely sure of
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the whole conversation, but now I am. Boobs.
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Well, to be fair, we only just started because I
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was like, you know what? It's me after this anyway,
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so I don't really care. We'll give it a few
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minutes to make sure Amish isn't super, super late. Because, yeah,
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I still haven't heard from DC.
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So.
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Okay.
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Interesting coinkydink that I was discussing with Aggie in the
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green room. Do you remember what the title of the
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last successfully pulled off Min Explained Poorly was? Because this
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was like a week or so before Vincent wound up
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in the hospital.
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Is that the one where we were avoiding.
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Yeah.
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Avoidance.
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Avoidance and procrastination. Avoidance.
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A man's best skill. It's almost like the universe was
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trying to say something.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And like Aggie, I feel like I was just here
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two nights ago, but it was in a different studio
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on a different network. But also on.
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Yeah.
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But also on. Kind of here, there, everywhere.
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Still have alcohol. Yes.
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Nice. Speaking of alcohol, how are you digging being back
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with Foo, sir? How's that? How are you liking it?
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That's fun. That's fun. It's... She's rusty as hell, and
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that's fantastic. And it's a lot of fun. And she's
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still using the same microphone that she was using when
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we were using Skype. So if she decides to continue on,
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I know what I'm getting her for Christmas.
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Yeah, well, you know. Who is a creature of habit?
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So that doesn't surprise me.
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Well, I mean, she has a podcast since we were
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using Skype. That was, you know, KRM version 0.5. We're
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on version 8 now.
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Right, right.
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Well, no, no, no, no. Hang on. To be fair,
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Jeff is on version eight. I'm still hanging out somewhere.
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I'm five point five.
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It's still above point five.
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Yes.
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So there. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But yeah, no, it's fine. It's good fun. And, you know,
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her actually, you know, moving away from the apple juice
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and heart and leaning into hard spirits like markers make.
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That was awesome. I almost had AI redo the label
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and send it to her. No, I'm not going to
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be that mean.
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On the show on Monday, I came up with it.
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This is how quick Jeff works. I came up with
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an idea like 10 seconds before showtime. I was like, damn,
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we should have gotten a graphic for this. This show
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is sponsored by Marker's Make. He had it by showtime.
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Yes.
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Yes, he did. He showed it to me last night
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and I was dying.
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Oh, that's funny. see I was listening I was listening
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but I wasn't watching the screen so yeah because I
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was doing other stuff but I was paying attention so
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round one I had to catch replay but yeah I'm.
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Trying to draw her back into the fam.
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Yeah she keeps saying next week's it I'm like are you.
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Sure about that I don't think so yeah I mean,
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this was just a pilot to see if people wanted
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it and then if she wanted to continue doing it.
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But she seems to be having fun and just doing
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a half hour. Yeah.
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Well, she's also not busy now either because the kids
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are graduating out of the house.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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And me shouting drunk con levels every few minutes.
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That's rather epic.
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I mean, to be fair, she's over it.
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We had drunk con two people.
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She has fur babies in the middle of election season.
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So we'll see if she'll want to continue on after
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the election. But until then.
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We shall see. We shall see. Yeah.
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So are you doing an election night roundup, Rick?
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We will be, but it's going to start off on
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Digital Beacon. So I don't interrupt Brad and Aggie.
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Actually, Brad has a previous engagement with Mediaite. So we
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will allow you guys to take over because it is
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election night. It is a midterms and we tend to
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do that anyway. So, yeah, you might as well just
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park it. All right.
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Because, yeah, I know we probably won't. I know we
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probably won't do a MEP that week anyway, because Amish
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is going to be pole dancing.
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I mean, working. So, yeah.
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So.
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That's synonymous, Rick.
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I will be working the pearls.
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I know.
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We're going to change your name to Cinnamon for that night, sir.
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Yeah.
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Or are you.
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Going to make him the makers?
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Yeah, the markers make.
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Markers make.
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I may actually borrow that from Jeff and use it
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on the political stuff all night. Just keep randomly popping
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it up. Because if it goes the way it historically
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is supposed to go, I may need some markers before
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the night's over. Anyway.
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We also need to probably work on our drunk game.
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Drink game.
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Oh, the bingo?
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Bingo.
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Yeah.
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I think we could start with Unprecedented. I imagine I
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could get pretty drunk off of that in an hour.
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Unprecedented.
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Or the Elf Fatada.
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Yeah.
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Nice. Fatada?
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No, the Elf Fatada.
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Elf Syed. God, I love that.
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Yeah, Elf Syed. Yeah, the keyboard jihad.
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Trump's key.
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I just gave up on all these when I was
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in the shower.
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That's impressive.
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While he was having his shower beard aboot. pretty sure.
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While I was having my shower beer, exactly. Men, the
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way to be toxic? Shower beers. Especially if you wear PPE.
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Who would wear PPE in the shower?
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Do I want to know?
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No.
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PPE for day jobs.
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Got it. Okay. So not in the shower. Got it.
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No, he wasn't talking about.
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I mean, maybe I do.
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I mean, wouldn't you like to know?
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I mean, he could.
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I don't know.
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Actually, I would not like to know.
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I'm seeing all kinds of social media accounts talking about
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how they're voting red. I'm really hoping these aren't people
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just trying to get other people to stay home. Because.
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At this point you know that that's that is a
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high probability.
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It's all fake and gay hey it's a Vincent sighting
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almost yeah since he can't be here I'll say it.
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Nice it is all fake and or gay.
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And we have a Campbell sighting on the YouTube chat
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the only name I like to see popping up on
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YouTube because the rest of them are fake and gay So, yeah.
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YouTube has been kind of popping off on the daytime
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stuff again. I'm sorry, what was that?
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I know most of Nigeria and India is voting red.
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Yes.
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Of course they are.
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Probably.
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I voted last week. I had a good time.
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Yeah. Our early voting started yesterday. I'm trying to figure
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out if there's a way that I can go get
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it done before election day because I've been having to
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do all kinds of extra stuff lately on my Tuesdays, Thursdays,
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and Saturdays. But it's all good. So anyway.
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Okay.
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So where we want to go first, we want to
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win since technically we got a late start. We're already
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20 minutes into the time slot, but I don't really
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care if we run over for a few minutes, but
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I think we might as well get the drink out early.
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So if anybody wants to step away and make one,
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they can. So we got fourth and then we got
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any pre-election imbibing for us going.
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On, maybe. Considering that it's right before Halloween, I had
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to pick a Halloween themed cocktail and this one is
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this one is like the classic tiki cocktail it's the
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zombie but for those of you unaware it is rather
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an intensive cocktail it's not a simple two three ingredient
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cocktail um you're gonna take um three quarter ounce fresh
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lime juice half an ounce of falernum so that's a
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specialized you know liqueur uh one and a half ounces
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of gold rum an ounce of Demerara rum, so that's
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another specialty thing, two teaspoons of grenadine, six drops or
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so per node, a dash of Angostura beers, and half
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an ounce of Don's Mix. And Don's Mix is just
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basically a two-to-one mixture of grapefruit juice and cinnamon-infused simple syrup.
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That was Don's Mix. Don the beachcomber. And you're going
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to add all of that to a blender with three
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quarter cups of crushed ice and blend for just a
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few seconds. And you're going to pour that into a
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tall Collins glass and drink it. That's it. It's just,
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there are specialized, you know, items in it. So it's
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not for, you know, a regular bar, but if you're
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at a bar, chances are they can make it for you.
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I'm sorry, that would be too expensive. I'll stay with
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my markers, Mike.
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Markers.
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No, as somebody who's worked at a well-stocked bar, several
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of them, half of those items are not your common
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bar fare.
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They're not. They're not.
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They're not. So if you do see a zombie on
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the menu, get it. Because that means they're doing it right.
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Mm-hmm.
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Because no place is going to put a zombie on
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the menu and kind of half-ass it.
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I mean, if you see a zombie on the menu,
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double-tap it and then pick the menu up off the floor.
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I had to be careful because I went to a
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bar and they actually advertised they had a zombie. And
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it was served in a tiki glass. And sadly, I
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could not keep the glass. But it was.
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Served in a tiki glass. You just probably asked for
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it rather.
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Than just shaking it up. I could have, but I
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just didn't. I didn't have the... I just couldn't do it.
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But it was like, this is not right. And I
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think what they did instead of infusing the simple syrup
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with cinnamon stick, they added just grated cinnamon to the
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simple syrup and not enough grapefruit juice. I think they
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used like grapefruit and orange juice instead. And I was like,
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this is, this isn't, it didn't taste right. It just didn't.
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So.
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Wait, MD's failing us.
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Yeah.
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He does not have the grapefruit juice.
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How do you not have gold rum? I, I, I, wow. I'm,
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I'm shocked. I mean, I understand the grapefruit juice. I, I.
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Have, I have ran out on Monday.
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I have seen the pictures of that bar, sir. And
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this disappoints me greatly.
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Yes, I'm shocked.
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Look, I'm going to stand up for MD here.
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It is Wednesday.
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Of course you are.
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He hasn't refilled this bar yet. He now drinks through
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Monday because, you know, drunk politics got to be part
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of the crew. Yeah.
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All right. Well, I will be prepared. I will be
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prepared because MD is planning on coming for a visit.
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next year to Casa de Aggie. And I do have
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Velvet Falernum already. So I'll be prepared.
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Speaking of, for those of you who.
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I have like six different types of gold rum too,
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so yeah.
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For those of you who have been following Vincent and I,
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it is almost time to start making your clarified milk punch.
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To start the process.
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Yeah, that's not happening.
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No.
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You're not doing it, Aggie?
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Well, here's the thing. I have to make coquito. My
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mom is coming to stay with me again, so I'm just,
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I'm stuck. I'm making coquito for like 24 different families,
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it seems like.
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Okay, but I mean, you can shove this in the
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back for yourself.
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I guess you're right.
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Oh, by the way, real quick, while we're talking about tiki's,
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I'm drinking my rum out of your tiki shot glass.
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It is adorable, isn't it?
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It is. It actually is.
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Okay.
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But yes, if you need to, if you're curious about
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the clarified milk punch, I'll be posting the recipe. It's, uh,
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Alton Brown's recipe. I'll be posting it again here in
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a couple of days. Cause it is time to start
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getting ready for it.
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Is it really?
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Is it?
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It is.
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It is because in order to have it ready by
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the holiday season, it does take several weeks. It's not
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just a whip it up and shoot it down the thing.
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I mean, it calls.
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For Navy rum for fuck's sake.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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He's like, I'm in now.
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Okay. You had me at rum.
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So who was cheering for the libertarian?
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What's that?
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Who was rooting for the Libertarian?
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Oh, dude, that was insane. It's like McAfee Light. That
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was fantastic. Did you all see it? Rick, did you
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see it?
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I did not, so please feel free to fill us in.
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The Libertarian candidate.
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Oh, the one that was like.
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Oh, wait, the one that was like in a high speed. Well,
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the one that was in a chase. I saw a
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bit of it, but I never.
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Yeah, a rolling shootout with cops and a chase, and
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he was live tweeting the whole thing.
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I'm like, it couldn't have been much of a chase
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if you had time to like live tweet.
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Was Tesla doing the driving for him while he was tweeting?
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Because I'm just curious.
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I made a mistake. I answered the phone. What?
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But yeah, I take it back. I guess I did
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see a little bit of that. I never saw any
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of the footage to see if it was like OJ style,
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like low speed chase or anything, but.
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Oh, I haven't seen any footage of it. I just
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was reading his live tweets. I happen to be off
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all I was like, oh, this is fantastic.
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Yeah, I was I was reading. I'm never quitting this site.
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I thought it was satire at first.
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Yeah, I did, too. And then, you know, it was like, no, wait,
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this shit's real. God, that was fantastic. You know, the
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world still hasn't gotten weird enough for me.
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That in between Julius voting everywhere, that was awesome.
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So.
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What about?
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I think her name was Julie that was voting everywhere.
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She voted in South Carolina, Illinois.
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Well, now.
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She was trolling. It was on Twitchy.
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Nice.
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Oh, wow. Yeah. Her. Yes, now it's coming back to me. Sorry,
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my whole head is in a stupor. I spent today
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doing all sorts of chores in the house, and I
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think it's Clorox fumes that is, yeah, that's about it.
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Nothing than that.
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Today is the model airplane glue.
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Oh, yeah. So what happened was she knew she was
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going to be putting up with us tonight, so she
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started the brain bleach early.
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Yeah, that's what it was. You know, if you put
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that in the bag, it works quicker.
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I still remember we were picking up trash in our
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school for national honor society. You know, we have to
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do some community service and whatnot, and we were picking
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up trash in the local schools and everything. And I
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found Ziploc bags that were painted on the inside. And I,
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for the life of me, I didn't understand that. I
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didn't understand what's going on. I picked them up and
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I put them in the trash and whatever. And, We're
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collecting the trash, tying up everything, getting rid of our gloves,
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getting rid of our sticks, whatever. And our sponsor asked
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us if we found anything interesting. I said, I just
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found a bunch of Ziploc plastic bags with paint inside them.
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I don't understand that at all. And the look on
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her face, she was like, where did you find them?
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And so I was like, okay. And I took her
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to where it was. And next thing I know, It's
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Monday because this happened on Saturday. Monday, I am called
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to the principal's office to give detailed account of how many,
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if I could recollect how many bags, what, if they
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were all the same color paint. And weirdly, most of
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them were. And where I found them and if I
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had found any other kind of trash in the same area.
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And I said, no, just the bags. Turns out, you know,
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they were huffing paint. So they set up a sting
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and they caught the students that were doing it. All
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because I was picking up trash and I had no
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idea what I had picked up. I learned something new
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that day. I was a senior and I had no idea.
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I swear to God, I need to be more. I
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don't know.
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Well, obviously we didn't go to the same high school.
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I was trying to, I think we used to put
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paint in like little, uh, sandwich bags and use them
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as grenades when we were playing war. Yeah.
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Well, I, what I didn't know was they were using
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spray spray paint. So there was sprayed in there.
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They were huffing it.
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Yes.
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So that's why the bag was painted on the inside,
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but there wasn't a lot of paint like you would
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find in a paint, you know, grenade. Got to be tripping.
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Got to be tripping.
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That's just a level of desperation for a high I
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never reached. I mean, there's whipped cream cans you can
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get the nitrous out of, and that's wonderful. At least
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you could at the time.
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Yeah, they probably don't use nitrous anymore.
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Am I the only one that, when.
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Tim Post started, first thing I thought of was there
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were a bunch of people sitting around huffing glue?
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Just me? Okay.
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I picked the wrong week for it. To quit it,
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I mean.
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I was so looking for that clip and realized I
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don't have it loaded anymore and I was sad.
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I'm not a quitter.
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Sad Rick noises.
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I saw an article that was interesting.
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What's that?
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Smoking's making a comeback.
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Surprising no one.
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It's all because it's cool.
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Look how they're holding a cigarette. It's the gayest thing ever.
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Yeah, it is.
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I do have a theory.
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There's a way to hold a cigarette like a man,
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and that ain't it.
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I mean, there's a reason they call it smoke, a
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fag in Britain.
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Now, I have a theory, and it may be a
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little weak, but you've seen the trends where people are
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discovering older TV shows, older movies, things of that nature.
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where this particular generation, you know, Gen Z, Gen Alpha,
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are discovering these things, you know, how they discover, oh,
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you know, going outside without any technology to take a walk,
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or saltine and cracker and butter, you know, makes for
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a great snack. And I'm going, this was shit I
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was growing up on in the 70s, okay? So, maybe
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they're seeing all of these, because, you know, with the
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advent of streaming services like METV and FETV and all
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sorts of other old TV shows where smoking was okay
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to do. And now I think that they're starting to see.
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There were ads by doctors.
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Yeah, and you see the doctors were smoking. I mean,
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Twilight Zone, you see Rod Serling looking fabulous holding a cigarette.
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You know?
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Dude, on Battlestar Galactica, the doctor was smoking like five
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seconds before he started doing surgery.
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Yeah.
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That's true.
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Yeah.
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I was like, holy shit.
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We lost so much.
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So I do think that people are, you know, a
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lot of the kids are starting to see the romance.
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And I don't mean that in the, you know, levy-devy sense,
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but the romance of what used to be back then.
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you know, several decades ago and what they, they've been told, Oh,
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this is bad for you. So you, and they're like, well, I,
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I want to know if it's bad for me. I
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want to have the freedom to determine whether or not
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it's bad, bad for me. They see that the holding
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a vape thing is not as stylish as holding a cigarette.
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It's just. Vaping is faking gay. Let's just say that.
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Yeah.
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That's a douche flute, but, uh, One of my fetishes
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is actually watching a woman smoke. That's just erotic as fuck.
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I use candy cigarettes.
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Ladies, take notes. Okay.
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That works. Whatever.
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Get the gum with the confectioner's sugar in it. That's fine, too.
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Yeah, those candy cigarettes were like crack man.
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I especially the mint ones the ones that was just
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like a really big yeah oh those.
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Are so good you can still find them i was surprised.
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Yeah but now they just call them candy sticks.
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Yeah yeah you can find them on amazon that's where
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i got i got a whole pack of 24 for
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um uh for a uh a friend's party because it
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was a 1980s theme um this is about 10 years
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ago And so those were the party favors. I put
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them on all the, and people thought that was great.
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And everybody ate them right there. I'd say, we're sitting down.
506
00:28:29.900 --> 00:28:33.599
They're just one after the other. You don't forget your
507
00:28:33.660 --> 00:28:36.440
first crack.
508
00:28:37.380 --> 00:28:45.349
No, you don't. Anyway, good. Smoking's coming back.
509
00:28:45.869 --> 00:28:47.750
Yeah, I do think that that has something to do
510
00:28:47.769 --> 00:28:47.970
with it.
511
00:28:49.069 --> 00:28:52.009
I think Aggie's got a perfect idea now for an OnlyFans.
512
00:28:52.750 --> 00:28:54.130
Just a headshot of her smoking.
513
00:28:55.309 --> 00:28:56.269
There you go.
514
00:28:57.490 --> 00:28:57.970
No.
515
00:28:58.900 --> 00:29:01.720
OnlyFans, but it's Aggie just smoking candy cigarettes.
516
00:29:03.980 --> 00:29:04.940
Where do I sign?
517
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:06.160
OnlyCandies.
518
00:29:08.700 --> 00:29:09.900
Oh, that's a totally different site.
519
00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:12.400
Oh, God. I don't want to know.
520
00:29:12.500 --> 00:29:15.009
I don't know.
521
00:29:15.049 --> 00:29:15.710
I just made that up.
522
00:29:15.710 --> 00:29:15.890
Rule 34.
523
00:29:15.869 --> 00:29:17.680
Rule 34.
524
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:18.099
Of course.
525
00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:19.980
It's out there. You know it is.
526
00:29:20.339 --> 00:29:21.500
Oh, definitely. It has to be.
527
00:29:26.640 --> 00:29:27.359
So what else we got?
528
00:29:27.380 --> 00:29:27.619
I don't.
529
00:29:29.180 --> 00:29:29.329
Know.
530
00:29:29.349 --> 00:29:30.730
What else do we have? It's been a minute.
531
00:29:32.630 --> 00:29:34.750
Sorry. What did you get to cover last night that
532
00:29:34.789 --> 00:29:35.329
you wanted to?
533
00:29:36.250 --> 00:29:36.410
What?
534
00:29:36.470 --> 00:29:38.609
Didn't I cover last night that I wanted to? Oh, hell.
535
00:29:38.630 --> 00:29:44.160
Do I have my notes here oh oh oh I
536
00:29:44.200 --> 00:29:47.579
did want to cover the Virginia man who taped his
537
00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:51.779
wife to the chair in the basement so that he
538
00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:54.579
could watch the football game in peace.
539
00:29:55.980 --> 00:29:59.130
Did y'all see that story I don't see an issue
540
00:29:59.150 --> 00:29:59.569
with this.
541
00:30:00.339 --> 00:30:03.910
The weirdest part was that I'm reading all of the
542
00:30:03.950 --> 00:30:08.250
comments underneath and I'm going, nobody is blaming this guy.
543
00:30:08.710 --> 00:30:09.049
No one.
544
00:30:09.670 --> 00:30:13.190
Not even women. Yeah, she probably deserved it. She was
545
00:30:13.210 --> 00:30:15.549
probably nagging him. Blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff.
546
00:30:15.589 --> 00:30:22.339
And I'm going, wow, nobody. But I thought, that guy
547
00:30:22.400 --> 00:30:29.299
must have really, he must have snapped. Because, and I'm
548
00:30:29.740 --> 00:30:32.930
Trying to figure out how it was that he got
549
00:30:32.970 --> 00:30:34.210
her in the chair in the first place.
550
00:30:35.509 --> 00:30:37.450
Probably, hey, baby, I want to do something kinky. If
551
00:30:37.470 --> 00:30:38.670
you're not going to let me watch the game, let's
552
00:30:38.690 --> 00:30:40.950
have some fun. I'm going to tie you down to
553
00:30:40.970 --> 00:30:41.369
this chair.
554
00:30:42.190 --> 00:30:45.579
I think the best comment was, what game was he watching?
555
00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:47.420
Yeah.
556
00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:53.240
I don't remember them saying.
557
00:30:52.940 --> 00:30:54.019
Which game it was.
558
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:55.589
Sounds like a New England fan.
559
00:30:58.970 --> 00:30:59.990
They never said so.
560
00:31:01.910 --> 00:31:03.230
And if any of y'all are out there or New
561
00:31:03.269 --> 00:31:07.109
England fans, I said what I said. I said what
562
00:31:07.309 --> 00:31:07.710
I said.
563
00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:15.839
Yeah, I thought that was, you know, I didn't fault him, honestly.
564
00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:18.500
And I'm kind of hoping that he gets off with
565
00:31:18.539 --> 00:31:21.859
like a slap on the wrist and that's it, which
566
00:31:21.920 --> 00:31:25.329
is going to make her mad. And she'll probably assault him.
567
00:31:25.420 --> 00:31:27.200
And then I'm hoping they throw the book at her.
568
00:31:29.380 --> 00:31:33.019
I'm really not very sympathetic to women today. Not sorry.
569
00:31:34.220 --> 00:31:38.289
Yeah, it's well, I mean, they did it to themselves.
570
00:31:38.970 --> 00:31:41.930
So so this is my thing, right? Everybody's talking about
571
00:31:41.950 --> 00:31:44.789
this because dude finally snapped and taped his wife to
572
00:31:44.829 --> 00:31:46.430
a chair so he could watch a game. But you
573
00:31:46.470 --> 00:31:48.609
know what had to have happened to get him to
574
00:31:48.650 --> 00:31:53.140
this point? This means she has probably talked and chided
575
00:31:53.509 --> 00:31:57.170
and just done whatever she could. Anytime there was something
576
00:31:57.250 --> 00:31:59.190
on that he wanted to watch. But I guarantee you,
577
00:31:59.690 --> 00:32:01.950
anytime she was ever trying to watch anything, if even
578
00:32:01.990 --> 00:32:03.549
so much as tried to open his mouth, it was
579
00:32:03.890 --> 00:32:09.569
my shoes on. So, yeah, you found the stories are on. Yeah, exactly.
580
00:32:10.170 --> 00:32:12.250
But yeah, so I have a feeling that's probably the
581
00:32:12.289 --> 00:32:14.849
reason why, especially most of the men are like cheering
582
00:32:14.910 --> 00:32:16.829
him on because we're like, we get it.
583
00:32:18.069 --> 00:32:21.650
No, like I said, I absolutely have no sympathy for
584
00:32:21.690 --> 00:32:23.890
her at this point. I really don't. She must have
585
00:32:24.309 --> 00:32:27.349
pushed really, really hard to get him to that point.
586
00:32:28.490 --> 00:32:31.789
And it kind of reminded me of Perry Mason episode
587
00:32:31.849 --> 00:32:34.970
where the bad guy was like, yeah, I did. I
588
00:32:35.569 --> 00:32:37.990
just wanted to steal the money because I've been married
589
00:32:38.009 --> 00:32:41.710
to this bitch for 16 years that she nagged me
590
00:32:42.019 --> 00:32:45.420
every single day and I just wanted peace. Literally, when
591
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:47.599
I heard him say why he killed the guy, I
592
00:32:47.619 --> 00:32:55.349
was like, this is justifiable. And I think that Perry
593
00:32:55.369 --> 00:32:56.789
would have turned around and said, you know what, I'll
594
00:32:56.809 --> 00:33:00.390
defend them for free. But she was.
595
00:33:00.470 --> 00:33:03.670
Every night. Where is the pretzel money? When are you
596
00:33:03.690 --> 00:33:09.220
going to get the pretzel money? And so on and
597
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:12.619
so on. 42 minutes, First Simpsons reference.
598
00:33:14.400 --> 00:33:15.079
Congratulations.
599
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:15.700
Nice.
600
00:33:16.519 --> 00:33:16.819
Thank you.
601
00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:23.180
Well, We all know that Chekhov passed away.
602
00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:24.880
Yeah, that was really sad.
603
00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:25.839
Yes, we do.
604
00:33:25.859 --> 00:33:30.759
I just had a headline come through. Barbara Berry?
605
00:33:31.380 --> 00:33:32.799
Barbara Berry passed away?
606
00:33:32.819 --> 00:33:39.509
Technically, she did medically assisted suicide.
607
00:33:39.529 --> 00:33:41.789
Wow.
608
00:33:41.849 --> 00:33:45.750
Yeah, I mean, that's... Wow.
609
00:33:45.789 --> 00:33:51.109
Yeah, she was 95... Had a terminal cancer diagnosis, was
610
00:33:51.150 --> 00:33:53.759
diagnosed with something else in 2014, so she's been having
611
00:33:53.779 --> 00:33:55.799
a lot of health issues, so she decided just to
612
00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:57.380
take herself out today.
613
00:33:57.940 --> 00:33:59.279
Fuck, she was in everything.
614
00:34:00.059 --> 00:34:03.500
Oh, I did hear that Dolores Huerta passed away, too.
615
00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:06.109
And if y'all recall, she was the one that was
616
00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:10.909
with Cesar Chavez and co-founded United Farm Workers Union.
617
00:34:10.929 --> 00:34:14.030
Oh, the one who finally came out and said what
618
00:34:14.070 --> 00:34:15.090
kind of a piece of shit he was?
619
00:34:15.510 --> 00:34:17.349
Yeah. Just a couple of years ago when she could
620
00:34:17.389 --> 00:34:20.690
no longer ride the gravy train, apparently she decides to
621
00:34:20.730 --> 00:34:24.099
do this. And then, but you know, that's all suspect
622
00:34:24.139 --> 00:34:29.260
because you have the, her daughters saying, yeah, she knew
623
00:34:29.300 --> 00:34:33.539
about it the whole time and, and stayed because of money.
624
00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:38.960
And I'm like, Whoa, it's like, okay. So basically you
625
00:34:38.980 --> 00:34:42.360
put your children in that position as well because of
626
00:34:42.420 --> 00:34:49.960
the money. I was, I, you know, So she passed away, too. Yeah,
627
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:55.280
I'll say it. No loss. No loss. She was not
628
00:34:55.300 --> 00:34:56.599
a kind person.
629
00:34:56.639 --> 00:34:57.559
Communists aren't people.
630
00:34:57.579 --> 00:34:58.119
No loss.
631
00:34:59.360 --> 00:35:05.469
Yeah. But that is hard about Barbara Barry, what she
632
00:35:05.489 --> 00:35:07.909
must have suffered. Now, I found it interesting. I don't
633
00:35:07.929 --> 00:35:11.010
know if you all saw the tributes that both William
634
00:35:11.050 --> 00:35:17.570
Shatner and George Takei did for Chekhov. And they were
635
00:35:17.610 --> 00:35:21.690
rather illuminating. You had William Shatner talk about that. He
636
00:35:21.730 --> 00:35:27.190
didn't know Walter Koenig very well, but he got to
637
00:35:27.230 --> 00:35:30.719
know him as, you know, with the movies and everything,
638
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:32.980
they got to know each other better and everything. And
639
00:35:33.019 --> 00:35:35.500
that it was a true loss for, you know, the
640
00:35:35.539 --> 00:35:38.659
community and how wonderful he had been to his fans
641
00:35:38.699 --> 00:35:41.280
and all this stuff. And he just talked about Chekhov
642
00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:47.550
completely talking about, Walter Koenig and his contributions to, you know,
643
00:35:47.909 --> 00:35:53.429
the sci-fi genre. Meanwhile, you have Takei talking about, he
644
00:35:53.449 --> 00:35:56.070
stood up for me as our best man when we
645
00:35:56.090 --> 00:36:00.239
got married and we share our anniversary with his birthday.
646
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:03.760
And he was so kind about, you know, my, you know,
647
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:08.000
my coming out or whatever. And it was all me, me, me, my, my, my.
648
00:36:08.019 --> 00:36:09.699
And I was like, yeah, he found a way to
649
00:36:09.739 --> 00:36:10.360
make it about him.
650
00:36:10.730 --> 00:36:15.190
Yeah, it's not about you. It's about Walter. And this
651
00:36:15.269 --> 00:36:17.610
is a man, I don't know if y'all are aware,
652
00:36:17.670 --> 00:36:22.820
but Walter actually lost his son to suicide. And that
653
00:36:22.880 --> 00:36:27.460
has always been something that really hurt him. And he
654
00:36:27.500 --> 00:36:30.380
carried that for many, many years. And y'all are familiar
655
00:36:30.420 --> 00:36:34.019
with his son. If anybody ever watched Growing Pains, he
656
00:36:34.059 --> 00:36:38.019
played Kirk Cameron's best friend, Boner. That was his son.
657
00:36:38.139 --> 00:36:38.599
Oh, no shit.
658
00:36:38.699 --> 00:36:38.980
OK.
659
00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:46.780
Yeah. And they never disclosed why he ended his life
660
00:36:46.840 --> 00:36:49.159
or anything like that. They kept it very private. But
661
00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:51.920
he always carried that with him because it was it
662
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:57.909
was very, very tragic. But I'm just like, why would
663
00:36:57.929 --> 00:37:00.230
you make it about yourself? This is not about you.
664
00:37:00.809 --> 00:37:03.110
You can just say what a wonderful tribute it was
665
00:37:03.230 --> 00:37:06.260
because he was so close to you. You were very
666
00:37:06.300 --> 00:37:09.480
good friends with him and you feel for his family.
667
00:37:09.820 --> 00:37:11.500
You feel for the loss. You could have just stopped there,
668
00:37:11.539 --> 00:37:13.599
but no, he had to talk about his wedding and
669
00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:16.840
he had to talk about Chekhov being his best man
670
00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:19.599
and this and that. It was all about Takei.
671
00:37:21.940 --> 00:37:26.820
One thing about Connie, everybody knows him as Chekhov, but
672
00:37:29.489 --> 00:37:33.010
bester is probably one of my most favorite characters to
673
00:37:33.070 --> 00:37:35.869
hate yes battle on five.
674
00:37:35.829 --> 00:37:38.329
Yes believe it or not bester was actually his favorite
675
00:37:38.349 --> 00:37:40.710
character he said so yeah.
676
00:37:40.210 --> 00:37:42.750
Yeah he loved being that guy.
677
00:37:43.809 --> 00:37:45.690
And you know it's just like all the work that
678
00:37:45.710 --> 00:37:48.150
he put into that character too like the clenched fist
679
00:37:48.170 --> 00:37:51.239
thing that wasn't the jms that was keening you know
680
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:54.880
and that was just yeah just god he was such
681
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:57.900
a fantastic bastard in that show.
682
00:37:58.750 --> 00:38:01.670
He really was. And everybody expected him to be kind
683
00:38:01.710 --> 00:38:04.030
of like more Chekhov. And he said, no, this is
684
00:38:04.090 --> 00:38:07.760
like freedom. This is a brand new character. I am
685
00:38:07.909 --> 00:38:10.780
molding this to what I want him to be. Chekhov
686
00:38:10.820 --> 00:38:17.880
doesn't even check in. Chekhov is checked out. Bingo.
687
00:38:18.599 --> 00:38:23.019
He also had problems with being stereotyped from Star Trek.
688
00:38:23.380 --> 00:38:27.969
Oh, yeah, that's true. He was complaining about So speaking
689
00:38:28.030 --> 00:38:32.559
of Bester, this is third-hand information, but I heard it
690
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:35.159
from a friend who actually saw him once at a convention,
691
00:38:35.980 --> 00:38:40.119
and they asked him, how in the world, after being
692
00:38:41.219 --> 00:38:43.840
the sweetheart that everybody kind of thought Chekhov was, how
693
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:47.039
could he manage to do a role like Bester so well?
694
00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:49.889
He said, I looked at the way everybody talked about
695
00:38:49.929 --> 00:38:52.389
William Shatner, and I decided that was going to be Bester.
696
00:38:52.409 --> 00:38:54.309
Yeah.
697
00:38:58.139 --> 00:39:00.519
That's epic yeah.
698
00:39:02.940 --> 00:39:06.590
That's fucking fun but yeah it's kind of interesting to
699
00:39:06.630 --> 00:39:08.349
hear that it was Takei that made it all about
700
00:39:08.409 --> 00:39:11.309
him because you know that's always been Shatner's shtick even
701
00:39:11.630 --> 00:39:14.989
his female co-star in Star Trek 4 was like every
702
00:39:15.030 --> 00:39:17.039
time I was on camera the bastard wanted to be
703
00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:24.840
in my shot so yeah I don't know it is
704
00:39:24.900 --> 00:39:27.219
kind of Weird that those two are the last ones left,
705
00:39:27.300 --> 00:39:30.730
and I have a feeling that Takei's heat heart will
706
00:39:30.769 --> 00:39:32.570
keep him here past Shatner, and that makes me a
707
00:39:32.590 --> 00:39:32.989
little sad.
708
00:39:34.409 --> 00:39:35.190
I don't know, man.
709
00:39:35.210 --> 00:39:37.650
Well, that's because the good die young and pricks live forever.
710
00:39:39.889 --> 00:39:41.940
I was going to say, it's like, I don't know.
711
00:39:42.019 --> 00:39:43.460
Excuse me, I'm still in this convo.
712
00:39:49.219 --> 00:39:52.000
Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure that when this conversation's over,
713
00:39:52.380 --> 00:39:54.059
you're going to get a funky, when this show's over,
714
00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:55.599
you're going to get a funky tingle and have to
715
00:39:55.619 --> 00:39:57.960
go sword fight with somebody anyway, because everybody knows you've
716
00:39:57.980 --> 00:40:05.840
been here forever. Nobody got it.
717
00:40:07.409 --> 00:40:13.510
I got it. I had Queen blaring in the back
718
00:40:13.530 --> 00:40:14.789
of my head as you were saying it.
719
00:40:17.210 --> 00:40:19.690
This is why Rick doesn't do deep pulls because nobody
720
00:40:19.750 --> 00:40:20.650
responds when I do them.
721
00:40:22.110 --> 00:40:24.289
I actually think that Shatner and Takai need to get
722
00:40:24.309 --> 00:40:27.269
into a cage match and fight each other to death
723
00:40:27.309 --> 00:40:28.389
for the soul of America.
724
00:40:28.409 --> 00:40:30.550
I'd be okay with that.
725
00:40:31.750 --> 00:40:31.909
Yeah.
726
00:40:32.670 --> 00:40:33.699
I think Shatner can take him.
727
00:40:38.980 --> 00:40:41.420
I haven't seen the cage, but I saw Shatner on
728
00:40:42.079 --> 00:40:44.739
one of the Property Brothers episodes.
729
00:40:44.860 --> 00:40:46.119
Yes. Yeah.
730
00:40:46.849 --> 00:40:47.630
And he's.
731
00:40:49.090 --> 00:40:52.730
Not spry, but he's not decrepit either.
732
00:40:52.750 --> 00:40:55.510
No, he's not.
733
00:40:55.750 --> 00:40:56.389
He went to space.
734
00:40:56.429 --> 00:40:58.989
Dude, he looks better than Patrick Stewart's younger than he is.
735
00:41:01.349 --> 00:41:06.820
I'm telling you. Somebody found Stewart's photo painting in his
736
00:41:06.900 --> 00:41:08.659
attic or something. The dude went from.
737
00:41:08.940 --> 00:41:13.460
Looking the same to holy shit. There's a painting of.
738
00:41:15.969 --> 00:41:18.050
There's a painting of him in an attic of a
739
00:41:18.849 --> 00:41:26.969
stylish 2-4 house in Sedona. I'm convinced of that.
740
00:41:28.309 --> 00:41:31.489
Is that the one where he has hair? Yeah, but.
741
00:41:31.969 --> 00:41:34.679
No, he never had hair. Go watch Excalibur.
742
00:41:34.980 --> 00:41:36.079
He never had fucking hair.
743
00:41:36.619 --> 00:41:36.860
I know.
744
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:38.679
Oh, yeah. He never had hair.
745
00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:41.179
Well, here's the thing. Here's what a lot of people
746
00:41:41.219 --> 00:41:45.030
don't know. He started losing his hair so young... That
747
00:41:45.130 --> 00:41:47.369
even in the scenes where in the older movies where
748
00:41:47.389 --> 00:41:48.869
you see him with hair, it was a hairpiece.
749
00:41:48.889 --> 00:41:52.300
Because he didn't have.
750
00:41:54.619 --> 00:41:54.719
Hair.
751
00:41:54.739 --> 00:41:55.469
Because that was one of.
752
00:41:55.449 --> 00:41:59.230
The funny that do you remember the mockups for prior
753
00:41:59.269 --> 00:42:03.059
to filming? Star Trek Next Generation, but they had him
754
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with a hairpiece. Oh, yeah.
755
00:42:06.019 --> 00:42:09.179
Oh, yeah. So the funny thing about that was is
756
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I've heard from some of the producers involved that that
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was Roddenberry who was throwing a fit about, you know,
758
00:42:14.780 --> 00:42:18.079
the captain of the Enterprise can't be bald. Turns out
759
00:42:18.119 --> 00:42:22.050
it wasn't him. It was his attorney who, after Gene
760
00:42:22.090 --> 00:42:24.349
got sick, started sending over a bunch of notes and
761
00:42:24.409 --> 00:42:27.039
everything and putting his name on them. But yeah, that
762
00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:29.280
guy was the one throwing a fit about, you know,
763
00:42:29.619 --> 00:42:33.469
and it was one of the producers started parroting what
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00:42:33.510 --> 00:42:37.050
the attorney had told Roddenberry in a closed door meeting
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about how, you know, the captain of the Enterprise shouldn't
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have hair. And eventually Gene just looked at the producer
767
00:42:41.630 --> 00:42:43.730
and said, look, it's the 24th century. Nobody gives a
768
00:42:43.769 --> 00:42:44.690
shit about hair anymore.
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00:42:46.650 --> 00:42:49.309
And yet somehow in the 27th century they care about it.
770
00:42:49.369 --> 00:42:54.869
Never mind. Well, that's because everything went backwards. Yeah.
771
00:42:55.690 --> 00:42:59.590
Surprising no one okay since already brought it up can
772
00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:02.059
we all take a moment and do a shot for
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00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:06.360
jeff because we know he's not going to survive season three.
774
00:43:06.199 --> 00:43:10.159
Of oh no he's not an hour no he's not
775
00:43:11.099 --> 00:43:13.519
especially with what i just read today because holy shit.
776
00:43:13.500 --> 00:43:15.719
Yeah pouring one pouring one out for jeff.
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00:43:17.739 --> 00:43:22.739
Pre-postumous pour out in three holy crap yeah so apparently
778
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:26.119
if you've ever had any desire to watch this show
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00:43:26.159 --> 00:43:30.300
they just killed it because apparently they're trying to develop
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00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:32.949
an orc with an arc in their own.
781
00:43:32.889 --> 00:43:36.869
Words my only my only urge is for them to
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00:43:36.909 --> 00:43:39.429
continue this just so I can listen to Jeff.
783
00:43:41.869 --> 00:43:43.730
He's so evil.
784
00:43:43.650 --> 00:43:46.179
He should really now that we can do video I
785
00:43:46.219 --> 00:43:48.489
mean I know he can't we'd get in trouble He
786
00:43:48.510 --> 00:43:50.329
should really have it on the screen and be doing
787
00:43:50.349 --> 00:43:52.150
these live so we can watch him stroke out as
788
00:43:52.190 --> 00:43:53.929
shit was happening. That would be awesome.
789
00:43:54.650 --> 00:43:55.750
While the episode's going.
790
00:43:58.489 --> 00:43:59.610
He could do react videos.
791
00:44:09.590 --> 00:44:13.010
Fun times. I don't know how Jeff does some of
792
00:44:13.050 --> 00:44:15.460
the content that he does because I get twitchy enough
793
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:20.750
covering politics all the time, but first time I turned
794
00:44:20.849 --> 00:44:24.070
on his rings of power stuff I thought he was
795
00:44:24.110 --> 00:44:25.380
going to have a stroke.
796
00:44:26.039 --> 00:44:29.840
I thought so too I remember when he was doing
797
00:44:29.900 --> 00:44:32.119
I think he was on the second episode of the
798
00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:35.719
first season and he said I'm not even halfway through
799
00:44:35.860 --> 00:44:38.590
and I already have 34 pages of notes I'm.
800
00:44:38.610 --> 00:44:42.369
Like what.
801
00:44:42.409 --> 00:44:45.429
I was stunned I was like damn this must be
802
00:44:45.469 --> 00:44:49.019
a really shitty show He was like, yeah.
803
00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:51.800
I wonder if he's glutton for punishment enough to do
804
00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:56.380
the review of the Colbert movies that, you know, the
805
00:44:56.539 --> 00:44:59.639
Gollum fucking whatever thing that he's doing.
806
00:45:01.789 --> 00:45:03.510
We can ask him. What's the worst he can say?
807
00:45:03.550 --> 00:45:03.730
No.
808
00:45:05.769 --> 00:45:08.429
I'm really, I'm trying to figure out how they're going
809
00:45:08.469 --> 00:45:14.449
to do Gollum after the rings or is this before
810
00:45:14.510 --> 00:45:14.949
the rings?
811
00:45:14.969 --> 00:45:15.030
Yes.
812
00:45:16.469 --> 00:45:17.329
Oh, it's before.
813
00:45:17.349 --> 00:45:18.889
Right?
814
00:45:18.969 --> 00:45:21.949
And then how is Bilbo and Frodo involved with it?
815
00:45:22.090 --> 00:45:25.320
Because they didn't know. Well, Bilbo did, but Frodo didn't.
816
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They're not.
817
00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:31.860
It's probably just, you know, origin story or some shit.
818
00:45:33.420 --> 00:45:33.800
Okay.
819
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I mean, Jeff, yes, but I mean, you have a point. Oh,
820
00:45:40.500 --> 00:45:41.840
that got canceled? Thanks, Delaney.
821
00:45:42.059 --> 00:45:42.440
Good news.
822
00:45:44.219 --> 00:45:50.570
Yay! drink that was so I know we don't talk
823
00:45:50.610 --> 00:45:53.030
about this much on this program and I know Janelle's
824
00:45:53.050 --> 00:45:54.570
about to be like oh shit he's about to start
825
00:45:54.590 --> 00:45:57.469
talking about a new track but one of the weirdest
826
00:45:57.510 --> 00:46:02.900
takeaways for me for Academy was the voiceovers every episode
827
00:46:03.019 --> 00:46:06.960
at the end and it was fucking Stephen Colbert I'm
828
00:46:06.980 --> 00:46:11.239
like what is the point of that I mean makes
829
00:46:11.300 --> 00:46:14.449
about as much sense as Stacey Abrams being the president.
830
00:46:14.030 --> 00:46:15.550
Of Earth that was the weirdest thing.
831
00:46:17.690 --> 00:46:22.789
No, the most annoying thing, not necessarily the weirdest. The
832
00:46:22.849 --> 00:46:27.909
gay Klingon. I mean, the gay Klingon was a little
833
00:46:27.929 --> 00:46:29.250
weird for me because I'm like, dude, they would have
834
00:46:29.269 --> 00:46:29.969
just murdered him.
835
00:46:30.969 --> 00:46:35.139
Gay, half Klingon, half Jem'Hadar. Oh, no, that was the
836
00:46:35.179 --> 00:46:41.239
other one. Apparently they don't have a Zempek or glasses
837
00:46:41.300 --> 00:46:41.820
in the future.
838
00:46:42.630 --> 00:46:45.190
Well, my thing with the Jim Hadar is, you know,
839
00:46:45.210 --> 00:46:46.929
we're talking 900 years in the future. And in the
840
00:46:46.949 --> 00:46:49.670
words of Jeff Goldblum, nature always finds a way. So
841
00:46:49.969 --> 00:46:53.989
that one that one didn't bother me as much because
842
00:46:54.010 --> 00:46:57.070
I was like, you know, somebody somebody if given the opportunity,
843
00:46:57.110 --> 00:46:59.139
we'll put together a backstory for that at some point.
844
00:46:59.460 --> 00:47:01.840
Everything about that show made me want to punch a kitten.
845
00:47:03.300 --> 00:47:03.639
Damn.
846
00:47:03.980 --> 00:47:06.920
OK, so I only have one question. What about pretty
847
00:47:06.940 --> 00:47:08.980
much everything doesn't make you want to punch a kitten, though?
848
00:47:12.190 --> 00:47:14.969
Because that's your go-to line for almost everything. This makes
849
00:47:14.989 --> 00:47:15.840
me want to punch a kitten.
850
00:47:16.980 --> 00:47:17.219
Yeah.
851
00:47:18.139 --> 00:47:20.420
So apparently you want a kitten for punching kittens.
852
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:23.699
No, I love kittens. That's the thing. That shows you
853
00:47:23.739 --> 00:47:28.110
how irrationally angry it makes me. Not a cat guy,
854
00:47:28.119 --> 00:47:30.110
but kittens are fucking adorable. Are you kidding me?
855
00:47:32.130 --> 00:47:33.030
You're a loser, Corin.
856
00:47:35.309 --> 00:47:38.409
How come on Academy they didn't have anything in the
857
00:47:38.449 --> 00:47:39.630
history of growing tomatoes?
858
00:47:42.789 --> 00:47:44.110
Thank God Janelle's not here.
859
00:47:45.210 --> 00:47:45.889
She is.
860
00:47:45.909 --> 00:47:53.610
She's coming right now. There is no Starfleet Academy except
861
00:47:53.650 --> 00:47:56.469
for the 1997 game with the loser corn. That's why
862
00:47:56.530 --> 00:47:57.570
I said you're a loser corn.
863
00:48:00.150 --> 00:48:02.010
The gem Shadar. I like that MD.
864
00:48:02.570 --> 00:48:08.170
I was looking at the wrong chat. Sorry, Janelle. And
865
00:48:08.210 --> 00:48:10.199
I'm sorry that they're bringing this up again.
866
00:48:14.590 --> 00:48:16.550
And no, Eddington doesn't have hair.
867
00:48:24.110 --> 00:48:26.599
I mean, Eddington's always been a bitch, so it's a
868
00:48:26.619 --> 00:48:27.500
likely backstory.
869
00:48:31.340 --> 00:48:35.579
Sorry, I was responding. I'm just glad we've been watching
870
00:48:35.619 --> 00:48:37.989
the Roger Moore bonds so that way she can understand
871
00:48:38.050 --> 00:48:39.030
our man Bashir better.
872
00:48:42.929 --> 00:48:45.469
Did we ever confirm that that was actually the Eddington?
873
00:48:45.630 --> 00:48:46.170
Just curious.
874
00:48:49.090 --> 00:48:50.130
Anyway.
875
00:48:51.409 --> 00:48:52.349
But, yeah.
876
00:48:53.670 --> 00:48:53.989
It is.
877
00:48:54.010 --> 00:49:00.800
That's hilarious. So.
878
00:49:02.659 --> 00:49:05.420
Yeah, we're trying to get a hold of his people
879
00:49:05.860 --> 00:49:07.400
to make him aware of Janelle's channel.
880
00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:11.420
He, he, he, he, he.
881
00:49:11.420 --> 00:49:14.360
That would be awesome.
882
00:49:14.360 --> 00:49:18.840
What else we got? I don't know. we're about up
883
00:49:18.880 --> 00:49:20.679
for the we're at the top of the.
884
00:49:20.619 --> 00:49:23.360
Hour yeah I was gonna say we got just about
885
00:49:23.380 --> 00:49:25.239
enough time to let everybody tell everybody where they can
886
00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:25.699
find you.
887
00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:29.730
Oh god who has that kind of time with me
888
00:49:29.789 --> 00:49:32.650
and Aggie on the same show especially on your.
889
00:49:32.510 --> 00:49:34.170
Busy week because it's simple.
890
00:49:36.510 --> 00:49:39.179
You can find Andrew at work Bye, Andrew.
891
00:49:41.639 --> 00:49:44.659
You nailed it. But I'm also on an accident.
892
00:49:44.679 --> 00:49:45.800
How do you know, Janelle?
893
00:49:45.889 --> 00:49:49.630
MM1 retired. And I'm only here for the headlights.
894
00:49:52.190 --> 00:49:52.630
Wait.
895
00:49:53.329 --> 00:49:58.630
Wait, what? You heard him.
896
00:49:58.909 --> 00:50:06.530
He didn't stutter. All right. Aggie, where can folks find you?
897
00:50:08.179 --> 00:50:10.610
You can find me at Aggie the Barkeep over on
898
00:50:10.769 --> 00:50:13.949
X on Tuesday nights at 8.30 p.m. You can find
899
00:50:13.989 --> 00:50:17.949
me on the Cocktail Lounge with Brad Slager. Friday nights, 8.30 p.m.
900
00:50:18.010 --> 00:50:22.369
Eastern with you doing He Said, She Said. Last Wednesday
901
00:50:22.429 --> 00:50:24.530
of every month, the guys get together right here at
902
00:50:24.530 --> 00:50:26.429
8 p.m. And I bring the drink of the evening
903
00:50:26.469 --> 00:50:29.469
for toxic masculinity. And Jeff and I do spirited books
904
00:50:29.889 --> 00:50:33.829
usually on the first Monday of every month at also 8.30 p.m.
905
00:50:33.889 --> 00:50:34.190
Eastern.
906
00:50:35.250 --> 00:50:36.610
Otherwise, it's Aggie time.
907
00:50:36.690 --> 00:50:37.289
Aggie time.
908
00:50:39.409 --> 00:50:39.789
Stop.
909
00:50:40.329 --> 00:50:41.170
It's Aggie time.
910
00:50:42.289 --> 00:50:42.730
Oh, wait, sorry.
911
00:50:43.690 --> 00:50:45.050
Where can folks find you?
912
00:50:45.070 --> 00:50:48.369
Oh, shit.
913
00:50:48.449 --> 00:50:52.590
You can find me as Ordnance Packard on Twitter. You
914
00:50:52.610 --> 00:50:54.949
can find me in an hour with Rick on Rick
915
00:50:54.969 --> 00:50:57.070
and Order. You can find me tomorrow night with Brad
916
00:50:57.090 --> 00:50:58.989
Slager on The Culture Shift as we take our deep
917
00:50:59.030 --> 00:51:01.690
dive into the entertainment side or the business side of
918
00:51:01.710 --> 00:51:03.719
the entertainment industry. Friday night, you can find me on
919
00:51:03.739 --> 00:51:08.300
The Curse of Stephanaros. With Jeff and Vincent and Janie
920
00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:10.519
Mac and the EP and Delaney, where we do our
921
00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:13.380
tabletop D & D session. Saturday night, you can find
922
00:51:13.400 --> 00:51:16.780
me on Juxtaposition with Rick as we take a look
923
00:51:16.820 --> 00:51:21.039
at the strange and unusual. This Juxtober, we're covering UFOs. Sunday,
924
00:51:21.059 --> 00:51:22.980
you can find me on the Vincent Charles Project, where
925
00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:26.219
we will be doing For Your Eyes Only. And that
926
00:51:26.320 --> 00:51:28.940
is Vincent and Jeff and Janelle Woz and myself. Monday,
927
00:51:28.960 --> 00:51:32.139
you can find me on Drunk Politics with Foo. And
928
00:51:32.159 --> 00:51:35.340
then Tuesday, maybe I'm in Explained Poorly, if reasons.
929
00:51:37.880 --> 00:51:39.440
Hey, that was not my fault, Damon. I had a
930
00:51:39.480 --> 00:51:41.139
re-intention of doing the show last night, and then I
931
00:51:41.159 --> 00:51:43.960
had dinner and fell asleep. You're old.
932
00:51:44.460 --> 00:51:46.219
I know, because I'm old, and I could have done
933
00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:48.289
the same thing. It could have been me!
934
00:51:49.909 --> 00:51:51.769
Well, it kind of was, because I asked super early,
935
00:51:51.809 --> 00:51:53.389
and I never heard from anybody, and I'm like, I'm
936
00:51:53.409 --> 00:51:55.829
going to go have dinner, and then I'll check later.
937
00:51:56.489 --> 00:51:57.809
And then.
938
00:51:58.329 --> 00:52:00.159
Well, yeah, but normally VC chimes in at like 30,
939
00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:01.980
but yeah, apparently I finally heard from him. He's like,
940
00:52:02.000 --> 00:52:04.139
I'm taking a break from everything but mine for a
941
00:52:04.159 --> 00:52:05.380
little bit. And I'm like, okay, cool.
942
00:52:06.179 --> 00:52:06.460
Because.
943
00:52:06.989 --> 00:52:10.110
He has reason, so I'll just hope that that's fine
944
00:52:10.130 --> 00:52:14.409
with me. But, yeah. But, yeah, that's why there was
945
00:52:14.449 --> 00:52:16.730
no Minix Plane Portland last night, because I fell asleep.
946
00:52:18.110 --> 00:52:18.409
Got it.
947
00:52:18.650 --> 00:52:23.409
But I will be live here in just a second for...
948
00:52:24.289 --> 00:52:26.329
I guess I'm going to do an America off the rails.
949
00:52:26.369 --> 00:52:28.650
I actually planned on doing both tonight, because I thought
950
00:52:28.670 --> 00:52:30.309
I was going to have to do bookends, but I
951
00:52:30.309 --> 00:52:31.289
don't really have to do that now.
952
00:52:31.570 --> 00:52:33.800
So, anyway.
953
00:52:34.239 --> 00:52:34.300
So.
954
00:52:35.230 --> 00:52:36.320
We're going to get out of here. As far as
955
00:52:36.340 --> 00:52:38.019
where else you can find me, if you decide to look,
956
00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:39.739
first of all, don't. It's a trap. But you can
957
00:52:39.780 --> 00:52:42.719
find me on Axe at RarityX73. You can find me
958
00:52:45.019 --> 00:52:50.409
as an occasional contributor at places like MisfitsPolitics.com, Twitchy.com, LobsterParty.com.
959
00:52:50.449 --> 00:52:53.750
I also produce a Lobster Party podcast. And pretty much
960
00:52:53.849 --> 00:52:57.170
everything else that Amish said, I'm involved in in one
961
00:52:57.190 --> 00:52:59.369
way or the other, except for the Thursday show with
962
00:52:59.389 --> 00:53:02.010
him and Brad, because Jeff produces that one. But hopefully
963
00:53:02.050 --> 00:53:03.539
there'll be a Jen and Rick tomorrow night, because I'm
964
00:53:03.559 --> 00:53:06.119
hoping Jen has her voice back. Other than that, you
965
00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:09.289
guys know the rest of it. Check the schedule. If
966
00:53:09.369 --> 00:53:12.469
it's on, I'm usually involved in it somehow, some way.
967
00:53:14.030 --> 00:53:17.650
Even if it's just paying the bills to keep it on. Alright,
968
00:53:18.030 --> 00:53:19.650
we're going to get out of here. Hope everybody enjoys
969
00:53:19.670 --> 00:53:21.510
the rest of your Wednesday. I don't know why I
970
00:53:21.530 --> 00:53:23.409
keep wanting to say Friday today. I guess I'm in
971
00:53:23.429 --> 00:53:25.739
a hurry to get the week over because I said
972
00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:28.199
Wednesday on my show earlier and then said Friday like
973
00:53:28.239 --> 00:53:30.079
five seconds later and I almost didn't enjoy the rest
974
00:53:30.099 --> 00:53:34.110
of your Friday just a second ago. So, Apparently I'm
975
00:53:34.130 --> 00:53:37.269
getting old and then having old timers all at the
976
00:53:37.309 --> 00:53:38.730
same time. Cause I don't even know what day it
977
00:53:38.750 --> 00:53:39.150
is anymore.
978
00:53:39.769 --> 00:53:40.309
Bye everybody.
979
00:54:02.909 --> 00:54:03.699
Demo the boy.