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00:00:10.272Neighbors, come on in and close the door behind you, because these walls are
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00:00:25.199I'm your nosy neighbor, and around here, minding our business is simply not in the job description.
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00:00:27.539Yes, Ari, I'm getting to it.
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00:00:32.692Girl, don't rush me. You don't pay a bill in this house. Now before Chanel and
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00:00:35.997MJ get started, let me remind you what happens around here.
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00:00:40.592We've got celebrity tea, reality TV foolishness, relationship drama,
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00:00:51.815just know the nosy neighbors will be here.
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00:00:56.632See? Even Ari is tired of waiting. So grab your drink, pull up a chair,
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00:01:02.852Because Chanel and MJ are at the kitchen table, the microphones are hot,
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00:01:07.322and somebody's business is about to become our business. This is the Anonymous
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00:01:16.108Exactly. Now let's get into this mess.
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00:01:21.332I think that's a little harsh. That's a crazy question. It does seem like he
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00:01:28.497babe. Honestly, coming from you, Kata, that's kind of crazy. Yeah.
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00:01:34.221Respect. Hey, y'all. Hey, everybody.
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00:01:39.022Welcome back. You guys are now tuned in to another episode of AGP.
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00:01:44.832Anonymous Gossip Podcast. What's poppin'? This dog is still underneath this
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00:01:52.952How is everybody doing? How are you over there, MJ? I am here. I am here.
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00:01:58.755That's all you can say is here? Yeah, because, you know, I can't complain because I got an award at work.
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00:02:02.484Oh, congratulations. Thank you. Thank you because it's about to be paying for,
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00:02:04.624my car because my engine light is on.
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00:02:09.524Oh, it came with money? The award came with money? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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00:02:14.204Oh, yes. And the rest of the money is going to go to my emergency funds because
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00:02:17.771I had to have some. Yeah, yes. Yes. What was the award for?
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00:02:22.607Helping with Foreign Service evaluations. They started doing stuff that's new.
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00:02:27.860So it was like a whole lot of mess that me and my coworker had to figure out.
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00:02:33.514Wow. We love free money. Yes. So how are you doing? I'm good.
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00:02:34.744Well, shit, you had a good week.
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00:02:37.629My week wasn't as good as you. I ain't getting no free money.
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00:02:42.344Well, for my hard work. I mean, yeah, my clients pay me, but I ain't getting
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00:02:46.116nothing additional. So kudos to you. I'm going to say you deserve additional.
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00:02:51.784I know, right? I do. I just went up on my prices a little bit. Oh, Jesus. Not for you.
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00:02:54.806I know, but still. Yeah, look.
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00:03:00.434I understand. Go up in those holes. Y'all president is making the economy worse
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00:03:05.673and worse, so I have to adjust. No, understood. But just, I have a whole lot,
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00:03:13.021And then some of our faves are doing the most.
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00:03:19.180Yeah, they are. Yeah, we'll definitely get into it. But other than that, my week has been chill.
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00:03:22.164No complaints. You know, just out here grinding.
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00:03:28.154Living your life. That is good. Child. I want to be back in DR so bad.
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00:03:32.084Oh, I bought my tickets for the DR. Oh, yes, you are going.
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00:03:36.624Yes, I cannot wait. Mm-hmm. You're going to come back.
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00:03:41.744Fifty Shades Docker. Hey, you know what they say. The Docker, the baby.
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00:03:47.994The sweet of the juice. just kidding whoa whoa whoa okay or you don't need to
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00:03:55.163That is why you're underneath it. Oh, my God. What's going on? She is.
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00:04:00.950Okay, so I had breakfast before. Well, it was like lunch. It was an early lunch.
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00:04:05.539Uh-huh. And I had my, I did not know my plate fell.
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00:04:10.110it's like Mardi Gras mustard.
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00:04:16.036That's why she was underneath that. Oh, my God. That makes so much sense. Yeah, just going for it.
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00:04:22.124She had a good week too because she went to two different hulas she went to
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00:04:27.454what is it called a hula no what's it called what like a doggy meetup no it's
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00:04:30.314like a doggy not hula dancing but,
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00:04:37.174no like when they put lays on you and stuff oh a she went to a i know what you're
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00:04:44.232talking about yeah that thing oh that's cute well shit both y'all had great weenies yes something,
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00:04:47.646all right Well, let's get into it. Let's talk about the question of the day.
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00:04:52.806Question of the day. Does family deserve unlimited forgiveness simply because
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00:04:55.128they're family? No. Next question.
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00:05:02.234And we both said at the same time. Nope. I don't have any tolerance for that.
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00:05:06.194Just because we're a family, you cannot treat me any type of way because we're family.
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00:05:11.334You still have to show your loyalty, and I still have to respect and trust you.
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00:05:14.644And if I feel like, for one, if I don't trust you. That part.
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00:05:16.067I mean, you don't have to, I mean,
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00:05:22.330I would love to have loyalty, but as long as you respect me and don't try to
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00:05:34.296No, I respect loyalty because even within our family, we all are loyal to each other.
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00:05:42.210No, I agree with you on that. So, yeah, loyalty definitely plays a key as well,
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00:05:45.951but it's no unlimited forgiveness over here with our family.
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00:05:51.338I'm going to say, no, I can tolerate you. And that's maybe what I mean. I can tolerate you.
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00:05:56.406Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I do agree. By saying that we're going to be buddy, buddy, mm-mm.
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00:06:02.300Right. Right. I feel like I am mature enough to say that I can tolerate somebody.
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00:06:05.885Yeah. I can move forward. But, yeah. Hmm.
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00:06:10.590Well, we love that. Yeah. That was an easy question. Very easy.
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00:06:23.605All right, let's get into the spill the tea segment. Do you want me to say this or do you?
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00:06:31.295Okay. Neighbors, my husband and I have been struggling financially,
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00:06:35.755so I cut back work, extra hours, and used my credit cards to cover household
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00:06:41.625Then I discovered he's been secretly saving money for three years. Oh!
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00:06:52.375Maybe I'm a lot worse to a percentage of that. Yeah. He says it's emergency
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00:07:03.887come from. I feel betrayed because he watched me struggle while protecting himself.
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00:07:06.499Is this financial cheating or smart planning?
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00:07:10.505It's definitely financial cheating. How is he to say that you're not good with
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00:07:17.925Thank you. I'm sorry. Some of that $10,000 has to go to rewards the credit cards.
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00:07:20.482You can't just. You need to pay off some of my fucking debt.
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00:07:25.705Like, oh, I need. So if I'm in a relationship, I need somebody that's going
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00:07:27.462to save because I can't really save that much.
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00:07:37.917So I don't mind not being on that account if that's strictly for financial savings.
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00:07:44.045Don't be having me drain all my emergency funds. Thank you.
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00:07:57.795no no no no no no that's not smart planning if it was smart planning there would
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00:08:01.955be transparency and there would be yes between he should have said hey i have
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00:08:12.214this is for strictly emergency funds just like okay i mean i don't have a job i I need that money.
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00:08:15.745Because technically, when I was talking to my therapist, she said,
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00:08:16.958you need six months worth of it.
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00:08:28.087Bill money i said girl lies let me just let me get like five hundred dollars i'm sorry six,
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00:08:34.303months i understand saving is easier said than done especially in today's economy
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00:08:40.083but honestly if he was able to save 10k and then well he was using your money girl.
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00:08:51.183Laughing that's fucked up Oh my God, he was using your money to spend on everything
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00:08:55.418while he saved his check. Like, here goes another check. Here goes another check.
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00:09:00.456bitch, your name not on it.
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00:09:07.370That's fucked up. Girl. So. Y'all don't have to have a serious conversation.
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00:09:10.062But then again, I don't know if this is male or female.
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00:09:14.197I don't know either. But you know what? Y'all don't have to have a serious conversation.
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00:09:20.152And that husband is going to have to pay up some money. Mm-hmm.
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00:09:23.812You're going to have to give me like $5,000 for my bills. Or you know what I'm
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00:09:27.382going to start doing? I'm going to start. I would start looking around the house.
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00:09:30.712You know, looking for. Start selling stuff? Yep. Valued items.
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00:09:37.972Add this to ebay add this to um facebook market add this coming to the house
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00:09:39.152like where the fuck is all my stuff,
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00:09:48.402gone gone like sometimes we do have to make sacrifices and save money and i
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00:09:55.010just think oh no i don't like that but not somebody else yeah i'm not here for that at all oh,
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00:10:01.343no i'm so sorry sister girl or sister brother yeah brother sister,
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00:10:05.542honestly they just whoever you are you need to start being selfish with your
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00:10:08.754money the lights get cut off then the motherfucking lights get cut off because,
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00:10:13.672that's an emergency chip yeah use those funds we don't got no food in the house,
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00:10:16.512right use those funds because i'm on my we go,
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00:10:21.612absolutely i don't need to fucking eat anyway thank you not even hungry whatever
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00:10:25.532it is what it is oh we both can and see I'm a petty person.
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00:10:28.235I'm not going to break up with you.
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00:10:31.660We both both be petty as fuck because I'm getting my money back.
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00:10:34.650Yep. And we're just going to be living in hell. Mm-hmm.
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00:10:37.127And honestly, neighbor.
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00:10:43.892This is an opinion from two Capricorns, by the way. Yeah. And we don't play
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00:10:47.134about our money. Oh, so I would end a friendship over money.
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00:10:52.172Yikes. Sad to say I would, too, because that's just one of the most...
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00:10:57.790Disrespectful for thank you and don't let me be drunk and not understand how
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00:11:01.210money is and i don't feel like money is money and how it's supposed to oh yeah
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00:11:05.220it's about to be a big problem yeah and you're trying to get one up you're trying
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00:11:09.680to finesse no i know all the trade baby yeah so,
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00:11:18.000yeah because that's oh my blood is boiling right now i'm over here thinking
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00:11:23.300like wow like you really play with that person's money oh god and your credit
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00:11:25.361cards and you know it's expensive now like there,
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00:11:28.844that's worse than cheating with it with another bitch or another nigga,
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00:11:32.130i'd rather you do that yeah,
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00:11:36.640then play with my fucking money play with my fucking livelihood thank you what
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00:11:40.865if he he or she played with them well it's a he what if he played with the money and was cheating,
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00:11:44.780okay let's not even add let's not even put that in but y'all need to have a
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00:11:48.230conversation about that and you need to figure out a plan to get your money
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00:11:50.849back or any conversation hands might need to be thrown.
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00:11:57.080No hands because I don't want you to go to jail but you need to get your money
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00:11:59.260back emergency fund to bail my ass out.
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00:12:05.530Fuck rumor has it what's the fuck okay rumor has it so you know they just filmed
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00:12:11.051the baddies reunion right yeah I saw bits and pieces of the outcome but I'm just I did too I saw,
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00:12:15.230I don't know how I feel I just know that they said that Tzatziki won all her
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00:12:19.432fights she also jumps to rock I don't really why do you jump to rock I'm sorry
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00:12:20.794I don't know I don't know why.
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00:12:24.930I do, too. Tzatziki said she had to redeem herself from getting that ass-whipping
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00:12:27.885by Big Lex, huh? I guess. Big Lex bought her belt.
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00:12:30.330They're saying that the Big Three have reunited.
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00:12:34.121What? Yeah, I don't care because they all jumped.
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00:12:40.269What's her name? Fauna, Code Killer, and what's the crackhead's name? Savvy.
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00:12:45.511Oh, no. Kay Rican, yeah. Oh, Kay Rican, yeah. Oh, they jumped him?
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00:12:48.373Yeah, well, they were fighting all together. Yeah.
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00:12:54.285So that means that the big three is reunited? Yeah, because then I saw something
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00:12:56.720online. I'm not sure if it's an old clip or not.
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00:13:00.120It looked kind of new that they were all together at a club.
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00:13:04.665Sounds like money's involved. Yeah. Also, I was going to say that Fonda got
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00:13:07.475her ass whooped. I like Fonda, but I heard that she got her ass whooped.
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00:13:10.955Yeah, she was annoying. She need to go back to being police in the field.
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00:13:16.775I did see that DTB said she came out of the reunion with no,
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00:13:19.215you know, black eyes. Good for her.
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00:13:23.415Good for her. Any injuries. So shout out to DTB.
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00:13:27.982I heard that Ivory got Titi. Like, got her.
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00:13:33.443Bust her lip. Bust her eye. They said that they had to, like,
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00:13:37.865restrain Ivory because she was choking the mess out of Titi. She ain't.
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00:13:41.895And Ivory's not really in the field this season. She hasn't.
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00:13:43.221But I liked her not being.
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00:13:49.255I kind of missed her. But I think like she wasn't going to push her storyline.
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00:13:53.705And I also think that maybe stressing her out so fucking bad that she can't
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00:13:55.115even participate the way she needs to.
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00:13:59.325Understood. And I think she beat T.T. like that only because T.T.
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00:14:03.855Was saying that she went to, I guess, where she lives or like her state.
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00:14:06.875And there was like pew pews, pow pow's there.
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00:14:14.265And I also heard that at the reunion that what's her name? Rhinocisaurus Tinkerbellus.
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00:14:20.375Stinker Bella She brought in a weapon Trying to get back A cold killer Yeah
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00:14:23.955but I was like Y'all this is too much Even though I said I wasn't going to watch
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00:14:26.408That last episode That we did But I'm still watching it,
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00:14:31.521Did I watch? I don't, I don't, I think I did watch last week,
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00:14:33.031but. It's boring. It's boring.
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00:14:36.567It's not there on Sundays. But football's coming back.
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00:14:40.450Woo-hoo! Maybe we can start talking about football a little bit. Yeah.
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00:14:44.591Sports at the Dark is coming back. Yeah, Sports at the Dark is coming back.
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00:14:46.673Oh, you know what? You did a great segment.
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00:14:49.931Who? Because Sports at the Dark is next.
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00:14:56.940Oh. Wait, what? Yes. We have a story. And it's not about Stephon Diggs.
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00:15:00.771Wait, I don't see that on the docket. Oh, I'm tripping.
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00:15:08.471Speaking of Dajon Love. Yes, let's get into this motherfucker.
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00:15:13.661He's a alleged 49ers fantasy player. I guess he was pretending that he was a
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00:15:18.851part of the 49ers. And yeah, he look a mess. He was wearing their...
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00:15:22.740Out of their money. Yeah, swindling people.
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00:15:28.191Like the tender swindler. Yes, he's a football swindler. He's arrested.
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00:15:31.158He's in jail now. Good luck. He's 35 looking.
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00:15:37.451Oh, God. He was really like posting videos of him in like the gear,
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00:15:41.721the helmets. I think he was on the... He took a picture in front of a hair store.
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00:15:43.654He might need to invest in that.
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00:15:48.983Ain't he bald? No, he has just a big forehead. Oh, shit. Is something back there?
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00:15:53.395Behind the forehead? Yeah, but it's like his hair is kind of receding a little bit.
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00:15:55.764I mean, that happens when you're older.
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00:16:02.689But he carried his helmet that fake helmet with him like i'm sorry but it's
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00:16:06.199easy to look up who's on a football player they could have looked roster i mean
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00:16:10.529football team they could have looked him up like what is going on and i don't
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00:16:12.759want to say y'all deserve to get food but,
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00:16:18.419no nobody deserves to get food i'm sorry it was for like over a million dollars
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00:16:20.189right that's a lot Not as a lot.
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00:16:27.267Yikes. Like, the amount of commitment that's needed, this man is mentally ill.
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00:16:31.079I mean, is he or is he just smart? Mm.
00:16:32.036 -->
00:16:34.596Sometimes the mentally ill are very smart. Yeah.
00:16:35.999 -->
00:16:40.419He got a million dollars. Shit. Give me some. I don't know. Shit. Oh, he in jail.
00:16:40.959 -->
00:16:45.910Locked up. Won't let him out. And he ain't letting him out because what?
00:16:46.305 -->
00:16:49.809Now everybody about to be trying to pose as, well people already trying to pose
00:16:49.809 -->
00:16:53.479as doctors and nurses oh remember that man that little boy that was posing as
00:16:53.479 -->
00:16:56.440dr love yes and he was a gynecologist
00:16:56.632 -->
00:17:01.249oh my god no no he wasn't no fucking gynecologist you you did that you just
00:17:01.249 -->
00:17:03.459added that shit in i thought he was no,
00:17:05.119 -->
00:17:06.859Oh, my God. He's just.
00:17:09.415 -->
00:17:11.888He's just putting the rail on his.
00:17:14.117 -->
00:17:20.891Lock him up. No. Well, yeah, he wasn't. But he was like. He was doing something.
00:17:21.378 -->
00:17:27.189He was more so like a primary care to like senior citizens and was like going
00:17:27.189 -->
00:17:30.139to the store and picking up motron and shit and giving.
00:17:32.919 -->
00:17:39.699Here take this oh my god like why are you messing with the elderly sick she's just sick,
00:17:41.248 -->
00:17:48.108Oh my God, just sick. Y'all people, it's just sick. All these pretenders, all these like this.
00:17:48.108 -->
00:17:51.608Yeah, y'all need to all seek help. And then I was talking to my fiance.
00:17:51.608 -->
00:17:55.598We went down a rabbit hole and I was like, like even Carly Russell.
00:17:55.598 -->
00:17:56.734Remember Carly Russell?
00:17:57.468 -->
00:18:00.202Who was that? The bitch that pretended that she was kidnapped.
00:18:03.048 -->
00:18:06.828You remember her? You remember that? Is that the goodness that she was following
00:18:06.828 -->
00:18:08.300somebody because they had a baby?
00:18:08.416 -->
00:18:11.988A baby on the side of the street. Yes. and then they talking about somebody
00:18:11.988 -->
00:18:14.197kidnapped her and snatched her wig. What?
00:18:15.222 -->
00:18:17.748And was walking in the woods for like 48 hours.
00:18:18.788 -->
00:18:20.051Then it's all sick.
00:18:21.400 -->
00:18:24.988Jesus, let me start pretending like I'm doing stuff. Let me do something real quick.
00:18:27.129 -->
00:18:30.358What I'm going to pretend to be at this point because obviously we just living
00:18:30.358 -->
00:18:34.490in cosplay. Maybe because this economy is going, yes we are.
00:18:35.697 -->
00:18:40.388Everybody about to start cosplaying. I'm about to cosplay as a white man.
00:18:40.688 -->
00:18:51.148Rich white man okay period won't be Bryce nah for real anyway yeah so everybody's just fucking sick.
00:18:54.022 -->
00:18:58.993Let's hop into what to watch. What have we been watching? So I've been watching
00:18:58.993 -->
00:19:00.714a whole lot of stuff on Hulu.
00:19:01.265 -->
00:19:04.183It's this new show. Well, it's like a second season, but I didn't watch the
00:19:04.183 -->
00:19:07.268first season until like last weekend. It's called Adults.
00:19:07.726 -->
00:19:09.403It's. Let it go.
00:19:10.348 -->
00:19:13.693It's kind of like a comedy show about like being an adult.
00:19:14.424 -->
00:19:17.473Ooh, lighthearted, funny. Yeah, lighthearted. It's like a comedy,
00:19:17.473 -->
00:19:20.421funny. I like that. 30 minutes each show.
00:19:21.251 -->
00:19:22.708Ooh, I might try that later.
00:19:24.020 -->
00:19:31.473I watched a documentary on Netflix called The Pastor's Wife or something. You took my answer.
00:19:31.893 -->
00:19:35.868Oh, you saw that too? Yes. It was good. Let's talk about that real quick.
00:19:36.413 -->
00:19:43.008Another form of mental illness. This motherfucker was in a bathroom with testosterone,
00:19:43.617 -->
00:19:48.070and making her take steroids to increase her sex drive.
00:19:48.493 -->
00:19:52.255That was wild. Like, oh my God. Sick behavior.
00:19:52.760 -->
00:19:58.025Lock him up lock him up still not locked up though and people still going to his church,
00:19:59.362 -->
00:20:05.344They in a little box, but people still going. We ain't going to ruin it but so much for the people.
00:20:06.812 -->
00:20:09.292If y'all haven't already, please don't watch it.
00:20:11.312 -->
00:20:15.989It's a little box. It's a three-part docuseries. It is.
00:20:17.289 -->
00:20:21.272It's really good. Y'all should watch it. It is really good. What else have I been watching?
00:20:21.712 -->
00:20:27.206You know what I watched the other night? I'm listening. Holes with Shia LaBeouf. Oh.
00:20:27.711 -->
00:20:34.079Remember that movie Holes? Yeah. I'm tired of digging that's too damn bad that,
00:20:34.584 -->
00:20:38.468movie was so good that movie was ahead of its time it was,
00:20:39.272 -->
00:20:46.192but why they had to kill Sam that wasn't necessary somebody had to die I'ma fix it I can fix that.
00:20:49.625 -->
00:20:53.398I can fix that okay uh uh we're done,
00:20:55.338 -->
00:21:00.007All right, let's hop in the kitchen table top because we can't eat none of this
00:21:00.007 -->
00:21:01.777motherfucking food. We can't eat shit.
00:21:02.497 -->
00:21:05.807So we're talking about this. This economy is shitty. The food is shitty.
00:21:05.807 -->
00:21:07.840Everything is like being recalled.
00:21:08.159 -->
00:21:11.267Frozen blueberries. The following foods have now been recalled.
00:21:11.267 -->
00:21:14.423Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination.
00:21:15.677 -->
00:21:19.473Iceberg lettuce. Bird lettuce, but y'all already knew that. Shell eggs.
00:21:19.595 -->
00:21:23.136Salmonella. E. coli. Pistachios.
00:21:23.763 -->
00:21:25.957E. coli. Green powder supplement.
00:21:26.753 -->
00:21:30.237I didn't even know it was all this. Jalapenos containing dips,
00:21:30.237 -->
00:21:32.088salsa, and guacamole products.
00:21:32.517 -->
00:21:37.517May contain salmonella. Soup kits. Listerine contamination. Salad dressing.
00:21:37.517 -->
00:21:41.547Oh, my God. I did not know salad dressing. Cream cheese. Dog food.
00:21:41.547 -->
00:21:44.278Oh, my God. Not the dog food. Ari.
00:21:45.306 -->
00:21:49.078Lord Jesus. You been feeding that dog them chicken dog food?
00:21:49.410 -->
00:21:50.693I've been feeding her beef.
00:21:51.552 -->
00:21:54.587Okay, good. Well, they saying the beef. They saying we can't.
00:21:54.587 -->
00:21:57.369Because he's trying to get it from Argentina.
00:21:57.653 -->
00:22:00.533We don't know what's in there. Infant formula.
00:22:01.417 -->
00:22:05.397Mushrooms. Potato chips. Oh, I was just fucking up some potato chips.
00:22:07.186 -->
00:22:12.627We die, we die. Powdered beverage mixes. Snack mixes. Sour cream.
00:22:12.627 -->
00:22:14.843It's just so much. Chocolate bars.
00:22:16.448 -->
00:22:21.997Parmesan ranch seasoning. Cheese and garlic. Oh, my God. It does say chicken dog treats. Yes.
00:22:22.520 -->
00:22:27.007Oh, my God. Multiple grain superfood. supplements. Seamoss gel,
00:22:27.007 -->
00:22:31.737superfood, cheese products. Pork rinds. Y'all shouldn't be eating no motherfucking
00:22:31.737 -->
00:22:33.456pork rinds anyway. Thank you.
00:22:34.977 -->
00:22:39.377Oh, pork rinds and seasoning products. What other seasoning products,
00:22:39.377 -->
00:22:41.897though? I don't know. Except for you to eat and slap it up.
00:22:42.959 -->
00:22:47.116Peter chips. Shit. We can't just eat. We can't eat anything.
00:22:47.277 -->
00:22:48.997Everybody should be skinny as hell right now.
00:22:49.397 -->
00:22:51.649Showing no facts be bigger.
00:22:53.198 -->
00:22:58.078Hey, Peter, I'm done. I'm tired. Like, on a serious note, what?
00:22:58.322 -->
00:23:00.237Okay, now that we have this information, now what?
00:23:00.673 -->
00:23:06.248I mean, because they have done away with so many FDA people,
00:23:06.573 -->
00:23:09.624it's just like all this stuff is getting through.
00:23:11.215 -->
00:23:12.347And it's sickening.
00:23:15.040 -->
00:23:22.923I just am so through with this administration. Yeah, same here. We got two more years.
00:23:24.257 -->
00:23:28.358We're going to be dead in two years. Maybe. Something doesn't change fast.
00:23:28.358 -->
00:23:34.868God take me. Now, I do have an inside source. A client of mine knows a friend
00:23:34.868 -->
00:23:37.388who works closely in the White House. Mm.
00:23:38.323 -->
00:23:42.038Doing like some part some type of like admin work or something like that nothing
00:23:42.038 -->
00:23:46.188like top flight security but you know a lot of people who work the backgrounds
00:23:46.188 -->
00:23:48.101in the white house and they see just as much,
00:23:48.873 -->
00:23:54.598and apparently that motherfucker do stink oh i believe it he looks like it like
00:23:54.598 -->
00:23:59.928oh apparently his ass stinks like and he looks like he could die at any moment,
00:24:01.105 -->
00:24:04.564so hopefully that's true yeah interesting,
00:24:05.180 -->
00:24:09.728so moving on next on the docket eddie osefo is a real estate agent now which
00:24:09.728 -->
00:24:12.738is surprising because aren't they supposed to be going to jail yeah so why would
00:24:12.738 -->
00:24:16.548you want him to be a real estate aren't you looking for a house you could add
00:24:16.548 -->
00:24:19.688some take out a motherfucking insurance policy behind my back,
00:24:20.708 -->
00:24:22.688for your family talk that.
00:24:24.968 -->
00:24:29.328Jesus eddie oh god i don't know
00:24:29.328 -->
00:24:34.317who's giving eddie and wendy any of this advice but i just need them to,
00:24:34.976 -->
00:24:39.358and i hate to say this but you know africans are delusional oh this is like
00:24:39.358 -->
00:24:44.988delusional like y'all have a case against y'all and you just come in the confidence
00:24:44.988 -->
00:24:46.302though and the resiliency,
00:24:47.004 -->
00:24:50.800and granted i hope they don't get in trouble i hope it's not true.
00:24:56.008 -->
00:24:59.623I hope it's not true, but I mean, I believe it is, but.
00:25:01.061 -->
00:25:06.172Y'all are doing so much. Y'all are doing just so much. They are,
00:25:06.172 -->
00:25:07.871and it's just like, damn, just chill.
00:25:08.196 -->
00:25:12.192Excited to announce a new venture as a licensed realtor.
00:25:13.232 -->
00:25:17.542As an attorney, I've always been intrigued by real estate development,
00:25:17.542 -->
00:25:20.692investing, and building generational wealth through assets.
00:25:21.012 -->
00:25:24.072Yeah, we know. Through our assets. Yeah, through everybody else.
00:25:24.092 -->
00:25:29.492No, no, not our assets. He's through insurance companies, scams.
00:25:30.252 -->
00:25:33.332Good luck with that good luck eddie you won't be scamming me.
00:25:35.572 -->
00:25:39.592No um did you see shamia i saw,
00:25:40.492 -->
00:25:46.034i saw i was like let's move on moving on to shamia with her legs bust wide open
00:25:46.323 -->
00:25:50.132bolo was eating her out i see why her husband her ugly ass husband said it was
00:25:50.132 -->
00:25:53.080this bolo from that season yes,
00:25:53.904 -->
00:25:55.501she wouldn't be portia so bad,
00:25:56.905 -->
00:26:01.722I would be you're not embarrassed why would you first of all Todd we all know
00:26:01.722 -->
00:26:07.343it was a scheme set up by Todd but he was messy as fuck for posting that he was,
00:26:08.388 -->
00:26:14.262he was she was doing a meme so if you haven't seen it was like her Shamina and
00:26:14.272 -->
00:26:18.092don't call that girl Shamina Shamina I mean.
00:26:19.818 -->
00:26:24.342Homegirl that used to be Portia's best friend she was in the shower she was
00:26:24.342 -->
00:26:26.752on the shower Was she on a shower rod doing a Mimi?
00:26:26.752 -->
00:26:30.522She was doing a Mimi all night. Yeah, and the man was in between her legs.
00:26:30.522 -->
00:26:34.564I see why her husband was like, no, I don't feel comfortable with this at all. No, mm-mm.
00:26:35.592 -->
00:26:40.206We're going to have to have a long conversation. And if I look like her husband, oh, hell no.
00:26:40.764 -->
00:26:45.142I'll be so insecure. She's so stupid because her husband pay all them bills.
00:26:45.142 -->
00:26:48.022All she needs to do is sit and shut up. She can't even give the motherfucker
00:26:48.022 -->
00:26:50.872a boy. Now she hanging from the shower rod. Chanel!
00:26:51.803 -->
00:26:55.484What? I'm calling the spade a spade. He gonna leave her ass.
00:26:56.593 -->
00:26:59.397I have nothing to say. Because what else is he sticking around for?
00:26:59.397 -->
00:27:06.132You know how men of those cultures feel about passing down, you know, their family name.
00:27:06.911 -->
00:27:10.562He probably already doing what the fuck he want to do anyway. Shamia's a bird.
00:27:10.713 -->
00:27:12.867She don't know how to play the game. She knew it too fucking much.
00:27:12.867 -->
00:27:15.258She didn't need none of this. She just wants the attention.
00:27:15.943 -->
00:27:19.707Well, she got the attention. Yeah, and it's negative attention.
00:27:19.707 -->
00:27:21.813So you got what you wanted. I don't feel bad.
00:27:22.583 -->
00:27:25.196Okay, let's go to the next one. Yep.
00:27:26.531 -->
00:27:32.267Yeah this next one Beyonce and these 1k beatboxes you done lost them damn mind
00:27:32.267 -->
00:27:35.999you know these mother you know the economy and what are these beatboxes doing
00:27:36.127 -->
00:27:40.967nothing it's just a box yes it's just a box that's it thousand dollars.
00:27:44.807 -->
00:27:48.677It comes with no bees I think it has leather in it and it's a leather strap,
00:27:49.387 -->
00:27:53.687I don't even think it's leather in it just to hold her vinyls,
00:27:54.984 -->
00:27:59.087what y'all i mean i think it's only 500 but it's just like to me it's a little
00:27:59.087 -->
00:28:06.127bit toned it is like everything that's going on excuse me y'all it's just what
00:28:06.127 -->
00:28:07.974are you doing what are you doing yeah,
00:28:09.007 -->
00:28:14.097it's it's very greedy i'm reading the comments people are saying and her fans
00:28:14.097 -->
00:28:19.707will still buy it oh they did the fact that people actually bought it she played
00:28:19.707 -->
00:28:23.587too damn much act three must be in there and eight,
00:28:25.727 -->
00:28:30.887if i'm gonna get that you better actually better be in it something shit so,
00:28:31.507 -->
00:28:37.110fucking my flight my hotel all of that better be in that more than just that i need to see,
00:28:38.607 -->
00:28:44.237y'all look she better jump out that damn box no for real beyonce herself or
00:28:44.237 -->
00:28:48.067she better send one of the kids i don't know I don't,
00:28:50.410 -->
00:28:53.567want to see the kids I don't want to see her ugly ass husband either it's going
00:28:53.567 -->
00:28:55.042to be a follicle of her hair.
00:28:58.584 -->
00:29:01.202She needs to put something in that box. Put some vinyls in that box.
00:29:01.615 -->
00:29:05.051Do some. It's not going to be nothing in that. It's going to be nothing.
00:29:06.698 -->
00:29:09.788What do you want to do with that? I mean, I guess you can put your vinyls in
00:29:09.788 -->
00:29:12.870it, but I just think it's really tone deaf.
00:29:13.277 -->
00:29:16.658It is. Very much so. Read the room of the economy, Beyonce. Thank you.
00:29:17.258 -->
00:29:19.169We are struggling. Yes.
00:29:19.825 -->
00:29:23.228You need to be worried about your husband's lawyer bills because rumor has it
00:29:23.228 -->
00:29:24.951that he about to be going down soon.
00:29:25.806 -->
00:29:32.604I'll wait and see. Yeah, we'll wait and see. But moving on. Let's, ugh. Yeah.
00:29:33.372 -->
00:29:38.033Let's talk about Mean Girl Kada and how she dropped by a charity event.
00:29:38.428 -->
00:29:42.838Are you surprised after her? No, because she acted just a nasty fool.
00:29:43.218 -->
00:29:47.128And I got something to say about that reunion. So Kada has been dropped by a
00:29:47.128 -->
00:29:49.943woman's charity campaign after her nasty reunion comments.
00:29:50.401 -->
00:29:57.518I think it was the Step Up Women's Network who had her on a list of reality
00:29:57.518 -->
00:30:00.818stars, because she's not a celebrity, who is supposed to be supporting,
00:30:00.818 -->
00:30:03.094and her name is no longer appearing on there.
00:30:03.471 -->
00:30:07.158Good for them. I'm sorry. Like, Kate is a nasty person. Yeah, she is.
00:30:07.158 -->
00:30:10.268And she lives in a state of delusion, but we'll get into it.
00:30:10.268 -->
00:30:14.158Oh, yeah. I got so much to say. Yeah. You take those little clips out your hair
00:30:14.158 -->
00:30:15.508and put on some heavy-ass wig.
00:30:15.508 -->
00:30:17.758Now you think you're doing something. I don't know how to look at that.
00:30:17.758 -->
00:30:18.948Mm-hmm. The wig looks horrible.
00:30:18.948 -->
00:30:23.708The makeup looks horrible everything's just okay wait wait wait wait we got
00:30:23.708 -->
00:30:26.378one more thing on the docket unless you want to get right into reality let's
00:30:26.378 -->
00:30:30.731get into it because I don't give a all right so let's talk about the Love Island season 7 reunion.
00:30:31.991 -->
00:30:35.178Honestly they it didn't need to be two hours you know I still haven't watched
00:30:35.178 -->
00:30:39.625it you're lying I refuse I just saw clips.
00:30:41.198 -->
00:30:46.222Well, you probably have notes on my clips. You know, my dumb ass sat up and
00:30:46.222 -->
00:30:49.202watched them two hours. I refuse. I don't like the core four.
00:30:49.202 -->
00:30:51.862They're all nasty to me. Yeah.
00:30:53.282 -->
00:30:56.512Melanie is a bit of a mean girl.
00:30:56.522 -->
00:31:02.073Oh, what? But, I mean, she stood on business, but she is awesome. Did she really?
00:31:02.595 -->
00:31:05.802She stood on her business as much as she could, but she definitely has one of
00:31:05.802 -->
00:31:09.462those tendencies. So this is what I saw. I had to write my notes down.
00:31:09.922 -->
00:31:11.883So this is what I have to say about Melanie.
00:31:13.397 -->
00:31:16.642We're trying to, I feel like people are trying to rewrite Melanie is not a mean
00:31:16.642 -->
00:31:17.641girl. She was a mean girl.
00:31:18.105 -->
00:31:21.947She was mean to soul this whole time in the time at the villa.
00:31:22.783 -->
00:31:26.526Even though she did apologize to her, and I believe that was heartfelt,
00:31:26.968 -->
00:31:31.542that does not neglect the nastiness you did to that girl while she was there.
00:31:31.542 -->
00:31:34.486What nasty did she really do, though? I mean, I feel like she.
00:31:35.262 -->
00:31:41.249How any other bitch would act when another bitch come and try to take your man. But it's a TV show.
00:31:42.382 -->
00:31:47.013Right. That's fine. But that's fine. But own it. Own it. You were nasty to her.
00:31:47.390 -->
00:31:51.072Wait, wait. I know you didn't watch the reunion, but did you at least see the
00:31:51.072 -->
00:31:55.343clip they wrote back of unseen footage of her and Sol's heart? No, yes, I said.
00:31:55.639 -->
00:31:59.749So this is what I'm saying. Even though she apologized and all that,
00:31:59.894 -->
00:32:07.746that does not negate the nastiness of her laughing and Sol's face and her talking about her body.
00:32:08.907 -->
00:32:11.562What did she say about her boobs? She was talking about her boobs and how big
00:32:11.562 -->
00:32:15.078they were and all that other stuff. Like, that, you were still,
00:32:15.200 -->
00:32:20.335I mean, granted you apologize, but it doesn't mean what you did before was nice.
00:32:21.582 -->
00:32:27.839Yeah, I definitely agree, but I just don't. But I do believe that apology was sincere.
00:32:28.461 -->
00:32:33.261I hate saying that word. I don't contend it. Yeah, but I also think she was a mean girl. She was.
00:32:33.685 -->
00:32:37.354Let's talk about how she was nasty towards Kada when Kada didn't really want sincere.
00:32:37.586 -->
00:32:42.178She was calling that girl Kathy, Kendall, all types of names. Yeah, you're right.
00:32:42.584 -->
00:32:45.452Clocky. And then not only that, when TT came, she was like, oh,
00:32:45.452 -->
00:32:49.057bad girls in Fiji. I mean, baddies in Fiji, baddies in Fiji.
00:32:49.684 -->
00:32:55.564You're her mean girl, and that's okay. Own it. That's all I want Melanie to do. Own it.
00:32:55.843 -->
00:33:00.662And then between Melanie and Amora, people are saying that Melanie ate.
00:33:00.662 -->
00:33:03.542I don't think she ate anything. No, Amora definitely ate that.
00:33:03.542 -->
00:33:05.700All Amora said was like, she could not see her.
00:33:05.943 -->
00:33:09.200She wouldn't go back to the same situation like Melanie did.
00:33:09.426 -->
00:33:13.536I feel like Melanie had smoke for everybody but that nigga that was sitting next beside her.
00:33:13.954 -->
00:33:18.062Mm-hmm. And she couldn't even say to Andy, oh.
00:33:19.308 -->
00:33:24.179I do trust them. You look like a goofy. Yeah, because it's like when it's all
00:33:24.179 -->
00:33:25.900said and done, you still don't trust anything.
00:33:26.487 -->
00:33:30.659Yeah. Yeah, I have nothing nice to say about that relationship.
00:33:30.659 -->
00:33:32.691Only two I like is KC and Titi.
00:33:32.795 -->
00:33:39.349Same here. And since we're on the topic of Titi, I'm glad that she clocked Anaya.
00:33:39.767 -->
00:33:43.447She did. If there's a reason that you thought— Very Kermit proper, too. Yes.
00:33:44.034 -->
00:33:47.109Not like, I'm Titi. Even though I do like the, I'm Titi, what's up?
00:33:47.109 -->
00:33:50.899I didn't like that, but I think they let that one clip define her personality.
00:33:50.899 -->
00:33:52.859Yes. Forever having to try to
00:33:52.859 -->
00:33:56.804show people, like, I'm not some ghetto bitch from college. No, she's not.
00:33:57.251 -->
00:34:00.146And I'm glad that she was saying, what did she say? Is there,
00:34:00.402 -->
00:34:04.158why did Anaya think that that comment was towards her that she said?
00:34:04.459 -->
00:34:06.869I don't think it was towards her. I think it was towards Zach.
00:34:07.194 -->
00:34:09.089Yeah, it wasn't towards her.
00:34:09.609 -->
00:34:13.279And like Titi said, they were on totally different sides of the island.
00:34:13.279 -->
00:34:15.000It's just, that's how it was fucking clipped.
00:34:15.163 -->
00:34:19.709Thank you. I just feel like Minaya just needs to worry about those $500 checks
00:34:19.709 -->
00:34:21.710that she's sending to her middle school.
00:34:22.581 -->
00:34:26.259Keep doing that, girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep doing that good work.
00:34:26.259 -->
00:34:30.278Even though I was going to say I don't want to see that on the internet, but hey, to each his own.
00:34:30.976 -->
00:34:34.369Because you will get, I mean, granted, I think it was great that she was donating
00:34:34.369 -->
00:34:39.167the money. Don't get me wrong, but it was a lot for $500, for $1,000.
00:34:40.560 -->
00:34:43.409Yeah, and in the grand scheme of things, that's not a lot of money.
00:34:43.409 -->
00:34:47.569It's not, but that's more than when I donated. so yeah you're right you're right
00:34:47.569 -->
00:34:51.929someone give her her props even though I am donating to Gary Indiana but it's
00:34:51.929 -->
00:34:57.925not no it's $500 who the fuck is Gary Indiana oh you don't know so they have a whole lot like.
00:34:58.884 -->
00:35:05.752Their power out is okay yes yes yes don't donate it look too how much you donate
00:35:05.752 -->
00:35:12.072um so now i'm donating like supplies and stuff oh that's great but not no 500 don't have it but,
00:35:12.988 -->
00:35:16.762hey this is gonna be but that's still good though because they're really out
00:35:16.762 -->
00:35:21.182there like without power yes consistent power and on a topic i will say that
00:35:21.182 -->
00:35:26.183beyonce donated money to them for that too so i'm happy about that yeah that is good,
00:35:26.994 -->
00:35:32.072uh back to yeah but back to love island so i got two more people to hit real
00:35:32.072 -->
00:35:35.232quick katie you just nasty just a nasty person yes,
00:35:35.692 -->
00:35:40.648she is she really showed how nasty she is yeah especially with jayden i thought that was unnecessary
00:35:41.025 -->
00:35:45.482and even if she was telling the truth she's the wrong person to say it right
00:35:45.482 -->
00:35:49.592right message wrong person yeah yeah and And I really feel like because she
00:35:49.592 -->
00:35:51.184has that heavy makeup that,
00:35:51.723 -->
00:35:53.802I don't, I guess it's a wig on her head.
00:35:53.952 -->
00:35:58.492For her UK baddie, she thinks she running shit. Yeah, but your UK baddie was
00:35:58.492 -->
00:36:03.984just using you to get to the finals so he can decide so more people can like him.
00:36:04.285 -->
00:36:07.020So when he comes out, he has more options from women and men.
00:36:07.901 -->
00:36:11.442He don't want you. And I heard that she moved in with him and his brother.
00:36:11.442 -->
00:36:15.872Yeah. Sweet life for Charlie and Zach. Fuck out of here. Not for real.
00:36:17.264 -->
00:36:25.260Yeah. Last person is Trinity. So, Natimu Alandria, she, to me, I don't like her.
00:36:26.142 -->
00:36:30.438She's... I'm trying so hard to like her and... Mm-mm, don't.
00:36:31.715 -->
00:36:35.297I like her. That's fine. She sucks dick in her mom's backseat.
00:36:35.645 -->
00:36:39.712And she contradicts herself. And usually I'm here for people contradicting themselves
00:36:39.712 -->
00:36:43.227because I'm... Look, I'm a fan of it. I contradict. You can't do it, but I can.
00:36:43.604 -->
00:36:47.238But I don't like when you're protecting white men. Anna and I.
00:36:48.152 -->
00:36:53.852Not in this era Trump gotta go I do think that her and Bryce are a key together
00:36:53.852 -->
00:36:57.641but it's just like a bit a little forced I guess I don't like.
00:36:58.997 -->
00:37:02.670Fine, whatever they want to do, that's cool. But I just have a problem with
00:37:02.670 -->
00:37:07.020her saying that it was okay for Anaya to explore, fall in love with Carl in
00:37:07.020 -->
00:37:09.690three days, but it was a problem with Casey and Titi. Casey.
00:37:10.190 -->
00:37:14.497Mm-hmm. And she's the main person. Like, usually I support women's rights and wrongs.
00:37:14.804 -->
00:37:18.560But after watching this whole season, no, everybody's wrong to get clapped.
00:37:19.164 -->
00:37:25.130I agree. Everybody did do some wrongdoing. Mm-hmm. And everybody played their part. Yeah.
00:37:25.770 -->
00:37:32.740So, yeah, but I do think if they take some of these cast members to Beyond the
00:37:32.740 -->
00:37:34.576Villa, we might have fun going.
00:37:35.069 -->
00:37:37.830Oh, I think it's going to be a great show. Even though at first I wasn't here
00:37:37.830 -->
00:37:40.250for it, but I'm here for it. And I think it's going to be ghetto.
00:37:40.590 -->
00:37:45.100And I am going to watch it. It's going to give you Beyond the Villa Baddies
00:37:45.100 -->
00:37:47.376Edition. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:37:47.748 -->
00:37:50.715And I hope Kata gets dragged. Stop.
00:37:51.830 -->
00:37:54.490Let me not. Let me not. Let me not.
00:37:54.490 -->
00:37:59.080Not fighting wise but like worse like her and melanie felt like they're big
00:37:59.080 -->
00:38:04.790dogs but like when tt stepped in they just shut up yeah real quick quiet,
00:38:05.817 -->
00:38:11.550what's up uh-huh and bryce you poor and you're white stop.
00:38:13.138 -->
00:38:18.780I don't like bryce i'm sorry you're a liar and you're white what but this okay
00:38:18.780 -->
00:38:23.010for people to say casey's mom was poor because she didn't have a passport and all the other stuff.
00:38:23.010 -->
00:38:26.010I'm just doing the right thing. I'm just making it balance. You said I'm just
00:38:26.250 -->
00:38:29.470evening it out. I'm just getting my reparations real quick. Yeah.
00:38:29.901 -->
00:38:34.301And you know what I think I didn't care for eternity. It's like y'all can protect
00:38:34.446 -->
00:38:38.260this white man, all this other stuff. But when it came to KC, it was like, oh.
00:38:39.770 -->
00:38:41.815And I understand Naya is your friend, but.
00:38:44.343 -->
00:38:48.773What KC did, I think, was a little bit nasty towards the night.
00:38:48.773 -->
00:38:50.871He didn't care about her feelings, fine.
00:38:51.625 -->
00:38:58.125But the nastiness that he experienced outside the villa wears the compassion. Yep. Yep.
00:38:58.926 -->
00:39:02.856And I didn't, also, I really didn't know that TT and KC was going,
00:39:03.262 -->
00:39:05.840like, was facing so much backlash.
00:39:06.247 -->
00:39:10.843Yeah, they were from companies and death. So I think that's why I kind of jumped
00:39:10.843 -->
00:39:13.856on the KC-TT train, because I saw that happening.
00:39:14.669 -->
00:39:16.857And I feel like sometimes when...
00:39:18.228 -->
00:39:22.608If it was just like a black show, it would have been fine. But when it's like
00:39:22.608 -->
00:39:28.468a show like this and people see black people going against other black people,
00:39:28.920 -->
00:39:33.060people in different races feel as though they can jump into it too.
00:39:33.732 -->
00:39:39.311Just like the companies and stuff. And it's like, hold up. Wait a minute. Take care, Dr. Umar.
00:39:40.010 -->
00:39:43.908I'm feeling this. Keep preaching. Get out of here. I don't like that man either,
00:39:43.908 -->
00:39:45.888but actually he was dead.
00:39:47.098 -->
00:39:48.265But that's Kevin Samuels.
00:39:54.288 -->
00:39:59.357R.I.P. Kevin. Psych. Psych. Hope you suffered. Hope you died. Yeah.
00:40:00.251 -->
00:40:02.988My mom. Yeah. All right. Let's stop while we're ahead. Yes.
00:40:03.968 -->
00:40:08.041We hope you guys enjoyed this episode. Everybody continue to have an amazing week.
00:40:08.262 -->
00:40:12.163Yes. We'll see you guys next week. Yes. See y'all later.
00:40:12.610 -->
00:40:14.241Bye. Bye, Ashy.
00:40:15.233 -->
00:40:19.418Whew, neighbors. That's enough mess for one episode. Before y'all run over to
00:40:19.418 -->
00:40:22.961Beyonce's internet repeating everything Chanel and MJ just said,
00:40:23.165 -->
00:40:24.854we need to handle a little business.
00:40:25.115 -->
00:40:29.098Everything discussed on the Anonymous Gossip Podcast is alleged.
00:40:29.202 -->
00:40:31.709Allegedly happened. Allegedly was said.
00:40:31.884 -->
00:40:35.977Allegedly was posted. And allegedly ain't none of our damn business.
00:40:36.151 -->
00:40:37.561But did we discuss it anyway?
00:40:37.747 -->
00:40:42.208Absolutely. Because around here, we are messy. We are shady.
00:40:42.548 -->
00:40:47.064We are nosy. And we have opinions that absolutely nobody asked for.
00:40:48.115 -->
00:40:51.232Exactly, Ari. But listen carefully, neighbors.
00:40:51.348 -->
00:40:55.668What you heard today was commentary, jokes, opinions, and entertainment based
00:40:55.668 -->
00:40:59.278on the foolishness already circulating up and down Beyonce's internet.
00:40:59.532 -->
00:41:01.593So please don't leave here talking about...
00:41:01.948 -->
00:41:07.985The Anonymous Gossip Podcast said, Uh-uh. We didn't tell you nothing. You allegedly heard it.
00:41:08.228 -->
00:41:14.699I allegedly repeated it. Chanel allegedly had an opinion. MJ allegedly took it too far. And Ari?
00:41:15.878 -->
00:41:20.148Ari would like to be excluded from this narrative. Now, if today's episode had
00:41:20.148 -->
00:41:24.451you laughing, clutching your pearls, arguing with Chanel, yelling at MJ,
00:41:24.556 -->
00:41:28.451or immediately opening the group chat, you are officially one of us.
00:41:28.578 -->
00:41:32.398Make sure you follow the Anonymous Gossip Podcast, leave us a review,
00:41:32.698 -->
00:41:37.995and send this episode to that one friend who knows everybody's business before everybody else does.
00:41:38.128 -->
00:41:40.944You know exactly who I'm talking about, Cheryl.
00:41:41.089 -->
00:41:45.368Because when we come back, the tea will still be hot. The shade will still be
00:41:45.368 -->
00:41:48.624unnecessary. The opinions will still be unsolicited.
00:41:48.798 -->
00:41:52.217And the allegations, allegedly, will continue.
00:41:53.307 -->
00:41:57.478Okay, Ari, legal said we covered ourselves. I'm your nosy neighbor,
00:41:57.478 -->
00:42:02.038signing off for Chanel, MJ, and the only member of this podcast with enough
00:42:02.038 -->
00:42:03.611sense to stay out of the drama.
00:42:03.878 -->
00:42:08.528Ari, until next time, neighbors. Keep your screenshots. Protect the group chat.
00:42:08.686 -->
00:42:12.158Don't get caught lurking from your real page. And most importantly,
00:42:12.518 -->
00:42:14.616stay nosy. Stay anonymous.
00:42:15.609 -->
00:42:20.085Now get out of here before somebody says something else we gotta put allegedly in front of.