Last Orders: Ninja Strike Force

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The following podcast may contain strong language. Listeners question is advised. Hello and

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welcome to the hallmark of greatness.
Last arder the podcast where we were back

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into the films are all my favorites. Actors and directors would rather forget they

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were ever involved with. I'm Joe
and with me as always. He's back

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from his holiday where he startled the
locals with his knowledge of fancy, expensive

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hats and tiny hands. It's James. They wouldn't release me after that bridges

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thing. I think that was last
week with the bridges and a man who

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rolled a natural one in charisma but
twenty in persistence. It's plenty. It

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was in the last time, wasn't? It's quite a good line. I

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liked it. Well, I would
have liked it a lot if I wasn't

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the one with no charisma. Literally
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you want to pick the film for
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because then we could stop watching Bob
like whatever this week was. There was

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an email homemark greatness at Gmail dot
com. How was your holiday? Yeah,

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it was good. I got engaged
to this podcast. Yeah, in

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a way we'll do the wedding,
I heard. I also heard you at

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raw fish, like actual wet fish
from the scene. Yeah, we've got

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an Italian may and he told us
to go to his hometown and it took

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about three hours and we got there
and then he was like you need to

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try the raw fish at this restaurant, and I don't think need was the

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right word because I did it.
Can you know? You can? He

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was saying this. Can you actually
just go out into the sea grabber fish

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it? Apparently yes, always did
it, because I was like seeing not

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that Sev she stuff where you put
lime on it and it's sort of the

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cooks. It's at least a little
bit cured. That isn't it? Yeah,

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not just I would say it was. It was fine. Everything tasted

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like Kelly. It was fine,
but nothing was improved by the fact that

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it was raw. It was some
things that were nice, but nothing was

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better than if it had been cooked. Fair enough, that sounds about right

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to be just cook stuff. was
when I was when I was told about

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and I was like that sounds like
hell on raw fish. It's just now

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the fact that he traveled so far
to try it anyway. Um, due

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to popular demand all the fact that
we couldn't think of anything to do this

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week, we have chosen to do
Ninja Strike Force, the pain on his

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face, if they could only see
all the way through that sort of like

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drumb roll up. It's just so
sad vote. I mean, I was

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certain I was watching something from seventy
three, as well as we get anyway.

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It turns out that this is made
up of many other films that have

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been put together with a new bit
of material put in old material. I

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don't know how which my round is. So the bits that were in Hong

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Kong or whever it was probably word
from the seventies, because everyone's got flares

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on any small in tabs like.
But I liked it. I thought,

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I put down that it was the
Best Ninja film that I've ever seen that

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also doubles as a kitchen sync drama. Yeah, and about the dangers of

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smoking. Bike tournament, two men
racing stable child, two wildly different and

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very strident leading ladies, Piano Concerto, the ravages of TV and an undeveloped

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specific nation and the decline and fall
of the Ninja Empire it's got it all.

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It covers everything from start to finish. James, do you have a

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synopsis for Ninja Strike Force? I
do. It doesn't every time I do

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this. No, no, give
me more credit. The plot thing.

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It's driven by you, the people
that listen to this. We put a

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thing out on twitter. We'll do
it again where we just get people to

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feed into this. Every week.
We call it something different because it doesn't

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have a name, and I go
up to the idea of why don't I

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just automate the name, so I
did this week. It's called the twirling

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future device of tomorrow. I like
it. I thought you were going to

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go with something like the strike force
of your sinth of Ninja. Is a

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local. Is that a real name? Is a local cake Artersan who ends

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up extricating yourself from the ex Napoleon
bottle and as many goons, or else

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she will lose her business. The
plot thickens when you since there is acquainted

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with but strike, a helicopter repairman
who makes his own candles. Things really

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heat up when the anger and empire
is re established across across northern Europe and

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the couple must work together. Will
they ever visit an overly lip pier one

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imports perhaps. Sorry, what was
he called? But strike, I mean

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if that isn't like a Chuck Norris
character in another film that I think,

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makes his own candles. Came from
U Cho? Yeah, I mean because

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he's soft. He makes it from
the fact that he rends from his enemies.

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The Actual Synopsis Um Gordon, the
Ninja learns from his master that the

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ancient sort he carries has a great
power lucked within it. Should the leader

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of the five Ninja clans be killed, the power would grow to become absolutely

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invincible. Shortly after sharing this knowledge, however, the master is killed by

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the Evil Black Ninja Garden. must
now seek out the remaining clan masters and

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warned them of the approaching dangers before
it's too late. What this Synopsis Failed

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to point out is that that is
about fifteen minutes of the film, a

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push. The rest of it concerns
Jim, as he called Jim. I

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don't Jim Jones, Jim Jones,
Oh yeah, because there's Jim Jones,

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Richard e Graham and Linda Cummings later, and his struggles to get by in

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an uncaring, unfeeling world where the
little man is put upon and your boss

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can go through your trouser pockets while
you're not paying attention. I was so

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excited to see a Ninja strike force
and there there's none. There's no Ninja

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strike force. They all sort of
get together in the park and have a

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chat, but no one strikes.
START A strike forces. I'm going to

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reschedule so many meetings as strike force
meets. I mean, let's get into

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it first half out of the gate. This opening music is tremendous. This

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is my new ring tone. It
is brilliant, at least until you get

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halfway through the film and you've heard
it five times. They only pay for

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two bits of music, and why
are they're going to use it? In

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the background of this music we have
our hero Gordon and another unidentified man doing

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poses with sods. Yeah, very
much felt to me like strong, rushing

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music that would be suitable for like
anime when two people were battling, which

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is not you know, it's part
of the genre. And made a note

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here that says that two of the
people in the two of the actors in

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the in the actual film, were
Eagle Lee and Ming, Ming so so

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evil they named him twice. I
don't know about Ming Ming, but Eagle

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Lee is Jim. Is it really
excellent? and His name in the original

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is not Jim. I don't even
think it was. I don't feeling he

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didn't speak with an Australian accident,
although they enjoyed the Australian. The Guy

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in the restaurant deserves that. The
Academy, the main the main Ninja Guy,

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I thought was kill Roy Silk.
Well, I got it looks like

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well white. But yeah, but
this thing goes on prases, though various

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poses. One of them is the
Asian man looking directly at Gorden's crop like

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he's feeling straight straight, but then
it sort of cuts in from the shadows

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and you just it's it's quite an
elderly man with a headband on that says

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Ninja Nina and then a Ninja yeah, which I believe is the German for

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Ninja, the Ninja Yeah. It's
just this very old man posing with a

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sword and I'm like, okay,
this is strange. Checking the Ninja thing

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is like that. Hello, my
name is bad. People were prepared to

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die. We're introduced to his his
master, who he doesn't have a name.

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He's carrying this sword down some stairs
in a municipal park that's got carrying

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it on a sword stand. That's
not how you carry it. It's not

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how you carry a sword. I
didn't understand why he was doing that.

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You're not allowed to touch it because
it will corrupt you. Well, all

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right then, and they carry it
back. Yeah, it says one of

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them grabbers. He explained means.
He's walking with Gordon and he calls it

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the sword of Catastrophe. And then
it contains a strong spirit which will suck

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you up. And he says that
Black Ninja is long ago averted a disaster.

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Don't specify what that is. A
big disaster. Oh sorry, yeah,

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a big disaster, not a running
the mill every day disaster. Sounds

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like written by six year old.
And there's a the leaders of the five

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Ninja clans will be defeated by the
Black Ninja and they will become invincible.

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Yeah, says I think the Synopsis
Is that opening line, that opening paragraph

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that the master says, to be
honest, doesn't make a whole lot of

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sense. I don't know what the
Black Ninjas of the disaster has to do

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with the fact that there's a sword
that kills people and that the Black Ninjas.

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Does it matter? Anyways, very
little part of the plot. They

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both individually opposed with swords for a
bit after that start, and then he

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goes Gard and go and practice,
because it's as it turns out, most

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of being a Ninja is just twirling
around in the park, twirling, twirling.

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I think it's one of the adjectives
for the plot generator. By and

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it turns out that the master has
made the sword a Little Cup of tea,

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so that was nice. A man
appears through a Bush with a well,

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I thought it was a blowpipe like
them things from crash bandicoot, but

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no, he uses it to fire
sand, pocket sand, into the master's

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face and then just stambs him up, steal some assaults over him for no

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reason. And then, bearing in
mind this guy is supposed to be the

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Black Ninja, he turns up in
blue. He does yeah, in a

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blue waistcoat, like the shiny waistcoat, like a game show host. He's

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fabulous when you steal the sword of
catastrophe, but also beyond strictly come down.

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Gordon rushes over after he vanishes,
promises that he's going to depth backinger,

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one of the other four clans red, pink, white and Cameo and

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consult the descendant of the grand master
on the way on how he's going to

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kill that Black Ninja to defeat the
Ninja, not the defeat the Ninja,

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that one from dragon sound, which
is infinitely bad. And then I really

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wanted all of them to have color, color coordinated gear, and I was

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not disappointed. They've each got their
own individual Ninja head band. I told

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you, it's all about you know, they're a Ninja. Yeah, if

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you listen to the weird thing about
that episode about karate and so on,

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you know that it's a big money
making scam because you have to buy a

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new belt and new games to fall
the time. So that's say, get

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your Ninja's. You See, first
one is free and then like oh,

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your head bands out of a day
are the m falls off and it's just

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a Ninja hurricane has only got eight
points. Since then, you just all

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the wheels fall up. Yeah,
and then we got to the actual hero

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of this film, in my eyes, Jim, who's playing paper boy smashing

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winders. Watch out for the dogs
of the potholes. This is his first

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job. Many of the space he
has a lot of jobs, possibly because

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he gets fired from a lot of
them. He gets fired from all he

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falls up with these jobs, though, like he starts with a child's job

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and gradually works his way up,
but doesn't get the credit. I know

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that some of the newspapers he's throwing
I've got rubber bands on them and some

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of them haven't, which would just
open as you threw them. Wouldn't the

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news? He lives these newspapers on
his bike and it's a proper old bike

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where you have to pedal backwards to
break, which I like. You don't

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see a lot of them around anymore. And then he goes to his other

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job in a hotel. Yeah,
he's like a bellhop or something. He's

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helping someone to the lift, but
he fluffs the bed and like does a

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pillow upside down and put some mint
on it. You know, that's sort

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of stuff. And then he's helping
someone to the lift with their bags and

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he's calling the manager's office and the
manager accuses him of stealing a lighter because

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they found it in his trousers.
But he's wearing his trousers, so I

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don't know. And his his his
line here is, Hey, it's Sam

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cord of frame up is a frame
up as well. Everyone's got very thick

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Australian accents for some reason. That's
not us being racist. They have got

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Australian accents, apart from the Ninja
side of it, who have got American

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ish accents, and the British bloke
and one British guy, but everyone else

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is like called. Blime me,
Sheila, it's the bloody billa Pong's.

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It's a frame up. He quits
his job and then we cut to a

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Red Ninja waving a collapsible clothes prop
around in the park. I thought as

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well that the Black Ninja who appears
at this point it just sounds like Bein

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to me and that you can't actually
hear what he's saying half the time.

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He only has only has two lines. I think. One of those is

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prepared to die now, which is
not prepared to die at some point,

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like immediately, very moment. They
have a fight. Red Ninja is defeated

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because he's waving around the clothes prop
and at this point we get into the

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thing whenever a Ninja dies they must
do a front flip. I don't know

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why, it's the rules. Also, Ninjas can teleport by doing this like

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monkey magic things in their face and
turning slightly, and you can just teleport

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at will. There's not even a
distance. I don't think they really know

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what a Ninja is. No,
until today, my knowledge of playing it

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of like Ninja gating. The stuff
is that you wear dark clothes, you're

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very stealthy. You know, you
act in the shadows. You're not in

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a big pink Leotad running around the
park with a pole like hey ho ye.

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Anyway, it cuts back to Jim
again. He's taking his disabled son.

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It's not his stunt, but it
looked like local abandoned crack. Then

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to live for now on because he's
been fired, so he has to get

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a job working as a waiter,
which I count as his third job,

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in the restaurant weird sculptures. Yeah, there's a lot going on there.

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A man sits there and the lady
comes over, a waitress, and says

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what would you like to drink,
and he goes he just starts going on.

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At that point I'd have thrown him
into the fucking one of the many

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weird sculptures, but he's got a
proper Australian mayor voice. Yes, are

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you doing this sort of thing.
He demands another waitress, who then gets

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belittled. He wants to speak to
the manager. Another man comes over and

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at this point you just fucking kick
him out. Wouldn't you like if it

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was me? Jim gets fired again
just for because apparently he's been insulted to

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the man, so the manager fires
him. So he's not having a good

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time of it. And then it
cuts to icky Mickey Mouse is the second

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gambling den. That's his brother.
Fine, how did you pick up on

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this level of Dr Because at the
end he says something and I was like,

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well, that makes all of this
plot redundant. Then I thought he

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was like it's my brother and that
you know he's a fellow, sort of

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like street. Yeah, I didn't
want used to but yeah, I don't

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know, like a Laddin like thing, isn't it? He tries to cheat

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them out of money anyway, using
an old card in a sock technique,

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and they chase after him and he
stumbles into Jim, who's got a new

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job writing play cards apparently, which
is his fourth job. I thought he

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was just writing those plackcards as a
hobby. They were just like get it

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here and stuff like that. You
know what, I'm outside his house.

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It's none of that or any of
those. Yeah, it's just raining ship

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on Jim Today, isn't it?
Like he's lost three jobs in the space

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of a day, which is a
record for anyone. Yeah, the assailants

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that are coming after Mickey Mouse deliberately
funk up the sign and they start asking

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him about Mickey, as though he
knows where he is and who he is,

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because, yeah, I think he's
just bumped into him. They pull

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a knife out on Jim and he
battles them and there's a lot of blacks

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being thrown around. At this point
he gets hit with like a broken crate

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or something and for some reason they
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The acting of the child as he's
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he's waving or it's like he's waving
away something, putting on some moisture.

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Then they beat the funk out of
this little kid. It's a tough life

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on the streets, but doesn't respond
to this, just screams. Probably a

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lot of that he says. I
just try and do it in an Australian

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accent. It's not going to go. Well, he says, leave him

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alone, you're bastard, or I'm
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but also just Mickey Mouse is a
person called Mickey, but they call

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him Mickey. He probably gets sued. Yeah, and we call to the

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White Ninja before that. Did you
catch the sad piano music? Because they're

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getting themselves was free. It was
sending the clowns. Yeah, and the

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plays again in that in that final
scene where the nurses come in to see

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Mickey. Matt Wow, and you
kind of like what what like that?

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There was something. There was a
piece of people came there that I thought

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was something else, but turns out
it just sounded a bit like it.

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Miss Sen was absolutely blown away.
I thought that's gotta be a really dear

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piece of music. Apparently not.
Apparently it's probably on free license or something.

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Anyway, Jim gets it, just
gets beaten up and Micky's like,

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oh, thank you, Jimmy's plazz. He's now got to move because they'll

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come back. So he and he
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street and then says he's retarded and
I felt pity for him and I thought

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that could have been handled better.
Yeah, it was the eighties. I

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guess you were still allowed to say
that then. Yeah, I don't think

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it was said with like. No, I think it's bad translation if what's

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being translated is from the actual film
and Not Magic roundabout style. They wrote

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the story around what they think is
happening on screen. Yeah, well,

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they definitely did that in some point
points to get these two absurdly mismatching films

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to link up together. I think
there's three and there's a third film in

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there, because what the fund is
that bike race about in the Summer House

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from the Fourth Act? That was
a bit I was like, who were

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all these people on a tandem?
Now? What's going on? What could

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well be? I mean, only
one is linked to it, and I

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will drop the name for it now. It's called quo how crams for College,

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Um, not Jim Steve Cram.
So anyway, White Ninja with a

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ginger mustache, little ginger mustache and
a stick he's got, I've written the

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ginger the Jinger Ninja. Very good. He has the complexion of someone like

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to be killed by a slightly sunny
day and he also looks a little bit

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like bow out of super store.
He does have a look of Bowie.

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Yeah, yeah, there's a lot
of people in this who look like once

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the mask comes down, or else. Every time the Black Ninja kills someone,

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he pulls his mask down and then
that's it. It just cuts to

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the next I felt by the end
that it was something of a fetish for

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him. POPs down the masket.
Yeah, he kills the White Ninja with

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the front flip, and at this
point I noticed that he's the sword of

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Catastrophe. Every time he kills a
Ninja they color it in with a bit

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more red nail Polish further down,
like like a like a church fate fixed

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the roof fund like a big thermometer. There's this. There's a bit later

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on where he just puts it in
a tree, like he just he just

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leaves it in a tree branches.
Don't worry about it, like and then

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we cut Jim's fifth job working at
the car and gone into business as car

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washers, laughing merrily all the while. And Sex emporio. That was a

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bit of a weird tangent. Yeah, again where Mickey, Mickey can't keep

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his eyes off and he said do
the tires and slaps him on the bum

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and bottom. He starts to scrub, but guests distracted again and then he's

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like uh, we'll finish now.
And then Jim has a little peek through

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the back window as well. He
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Even at one point Gordon turns up
to watch as well and then says nothing

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because he wasn't in that scene.
That's completely declared. Yeah, that he's

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just been sort of like nineteen years
later that was filmed. There's this bit

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where the perfect the perfect couple,
that the couple that are getting on,

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put newspaper in the window. I
was going, what is going on here?

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Like I must have looked to wait
to do some notes. Look up

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and it's just newspaper. Yeah,
they've just newspaper all the windows so that

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they can shag in peace. But
then the Guy Opens, he goes to

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knock on the window and puts the
guy the face. I like that,

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but that was really and then he
gives the newspaper for free. So that's

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his payment. Some sex paper sounds
sticky. He used it to keep the

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stanking. We get pink Ninja.
Now I haven't got a weapon of choice

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for the Pink Ninja. Daggers,
anime swords, yeah, yeah, things.

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Yeah, it's like the big curly
yeah, right, it's not the

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curvy swords, because they're later.
No, no, no, they're like

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hand axes, but they've got yeah, the Black Ninja says, prepared to

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press Ye, now do it.
Yeah, another front flip, another dead

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Ninja. I will say that the
fight choreography is pretty good, but the

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fight slashed about forty seconds. There's
a lot of back flips, there's a

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lot of teleporting Um and they're not
long enough to be if you're expecting like

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matrix that are daredevil one shot takes, you're missing, because actually teleport in

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real life. This isn't the film
for You. Whoever you are, this

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isn't the film for You. Anyway, Jim Cycle passed a poster for a

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piano concert and meets a woman outside
who I think it's called Sarah. I

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didn't get yeah, I think it
was Sarah, and they don't go into

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the piano concerter because they're too poor
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With a very moving scene. There's
a conversation about classical composers and she

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says within the music there's no discrimination, which I thought was another very profound

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fund especially she spends age's going on
about a fucking hands. Yes, she

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does. It's like my hand is
so rough and I was like it's not

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not good for a piano player.
I don't know the guitarists and stuff.

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It's it's great because he acts asked
the back tomorrow night for a day and

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they have another conversation then. But
meanwhile Mickey drives a rickshaw at the seventh

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job he's got, I don't know. He drives it up to a friendly

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street toy salesman of death with balloons. Yes, isn't accustomed that. I

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was accustomed to. Is this the
guy that you subscribe to on Patreon that

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does the balloon? Yeah, I
was. I've never heard of it and

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I locked it up and I couldn't
find anything about drying messages to balloons in

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the vein hope they'll get delivered or
they go to heaven. They go up

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to heaven right, because he's like
this is my mom and dad and I'm

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like, well, it's not a
home in pigeon. I've written. I've

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written exactly that. You know,
it's a balloon, not home pigeon.

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But the the guy that does the
balloons looks like Charles Bronson. He belly.

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I'll write your parents a letter.
They catch what the letter said?

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I'm doing great. Is it this
one? Hey, mom and dad,

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I'm doing great in work or something. Yeah, dear father and mother,

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how are you? They're not writing
back. And then he says I have

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one great brother and one silly one. I just thought you see, the

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thing is that the writing is like
that, but then actually the depiction of

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the kid, I think it's fine
and it's very God they're together, they're

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raising a disabled child and at no
point is there any like mockery that.

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I don't think he's disabled. I
think it's just blunt force trauma to the

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head. I didn't put two and
two together that the parents were dead.

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I must have. Did I miss
something? Is it mentioned? No,

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it's not, but Mickey's is.
He's an author. Are they not related

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to they're not the same person.
Brothers, brothers? I thought they were

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brothers. Yeah, I thought they
were brothers. All right, because then

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if they were brothers, it makes
the whole a plot of the Ninja's redundant,

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because Jim is supposed to be the
last. Yes, of course,

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I promised my mother that would have
been the thing that ruined the film.

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View it was like. But there's
the three of them, because that's his

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son, but then it's notarily just
a daft kid he found on the street

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and stole. Essentially Jim land's second
date with the Music Lady. She's not

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actually musical, she was just hanging
outside, but she asked him if he

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thinks that she's a fine lady of
the arts, and then she says that

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she is, because she's arrogant but
has big man calloused hands and she's poor.

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So I mean the dialogue is like. Just also, to go back

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to the balloons briefly, if he's
writing to his parents and he's lying to

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them because he's not doing well,
is he like he's having a rob gangsters

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and get all the people beating up
on his behalf? If they're in heaven

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or whatever, they can see what's
going on, so they're going to know

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he's lying. So just just think
I'm Mickey. This is why I was

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certain they weren't dead. I thought
they just lived in a different province.

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But what? There's no postal services. Send a raven a meeting of revenge.

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Hang on, because this is my
favorite piece of billogue. There's a

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lot of standout bits of dialogue in
this but Sarah asked him about about Jim

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and his own life. And see
if you can spot where the people who

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made the second film, stealing this
film, inserted their own dialogue to make

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a bridging device. Right Ready,
when I was fourteen, I run away

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from home. My father's a Ninja
and I didn't want that kind of life.

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I don't agree with a life of
violence. Seamless, my father was

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a Ninja. Was a Ninja,
went out to get back among mother smells

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of elderberry's. Oh that is yeah, that's that's a that's a magic roundabout.

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Moment we cut to the children's soft
play area where the meeting of the

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Ninjas takes place, the remaining Ninjas, that is Camo Ninja, being the

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best blond in my sense devise.
I don't know why I put that garden

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as well. I got garden looks
a bit like Walah White. They agree

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to nothing at this Ninja meeting because
he says that this should be all dead.

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Well, this was my argument.
was that the literary says at the

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start the other four Ninja clans.
He's already killed three who were these other

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fuckers? Right? Don't camera Red
Ninja and White Ninja. There's still cameo

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Ninja. And then he goes and
kills white and pink again. I think

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there's no blue. They haven't even
like finished off the primary colors. Gave

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Mate. Yeah, but he says
like don't fight him because you'll only lose,

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and then everyone goes okay, they
all disappeared. They'll have their own

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little hand signal for disappearing, which
I thought was gave the access some choice

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that they can you know, wink
whatever, but that's it. And then

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they all just go off back to
doing Ninja stuff, which is trying in

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the park, presumably the same part. It's well Ninja Empire. I think

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at this point they get kicked out
of the park and it's just on some

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wears ground. The Ninja Empire is
just a recreation ground like a dog park.

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This is the Ninja parking exercise.
You Ninja. There they're doing.

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They're going back to go back to
the car cleaning business and arrival car cleaning

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company across the way. I've dubbed
him in to the police, who get

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them to move one. It's illegal
to spill water in the street without a

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license. Yeah, after after Mickey
fills up his shoe with a load of

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water for a laugh. It's good
like water slashing sounds that they and then

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we cut back to garden, who's
putting his head band on and just yells

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Ninja and then it cuts away.
I liked that, but not just because

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of the Ninja shouting, but because
it reminded me as well of that the

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film we watched the Inter zone where
he's about to eat an egg. I

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thought she was just gonna, what
was it, tiger or something was going

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to come along and start feeding them
things, EG. Sexy eggs. We

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go back to Jim and Mickey and
the Bath Kid and they decided to have

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a day out at the zoo.
This is brilliant. This is a great

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TV advert for Flamingo Land. I
was gonna say for heating pat pet zoo

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zoo montage. Yeah, wait,
a way too small enclosures. And also,

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I'm fairly sure mickey throws flick to
lip cigarette at hippopartment. There's giraffes,

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bears, hippos, the three of
them putting a Cran of leaves on

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00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:23.359
a deer. For some reason,
it's King of the deers now. Jim

405
00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:27.160
also mentioned something about Sarah having left
him for some reason. I don't know

406
00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:30.519
what that's about. She re appears
later anyway. She rubbed his face in

407
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:37.920
all bled hands were so wrong.
Jim writes his own balloon from the death

408
00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:45.279
balloon vendor as well, from death
witch, having a good time. Love

409
00:30:45.400 --> 00:30:49.319
Jim. Yeah, there you go. Thank yeah, it's a very sort

410
00:30:49.359 --> 00:30:53.559
of like casual thing as well that
it's like everyday stuff, just it's like

411
00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:56.920
a diary going off to the right
in there, and then the balloon man

412
00:30:57.000 --> 00:30:59.759
takes him away. At the end
of the year you get them all back,

413
00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:04.640
as I remember what you've done,
balloon memories. And then is this

414
00:31:04.759 --> 00:31:08.759
the school where they're in? Jim's
apparently in school as well as working nine

415
00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:12.880
jobs. This is where Gordon Confronts
Jim and asks for help, and the

416
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:17.599
two of them are never shown in
the same room. Oh yeah, forgot

417
00:31:18.240 --> 00:31:22.240
another choice bit of dialogue. Gordon
Meets Jim and says you're the last known

418
00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:26.519
descendant. Can you help me defeat
the Black Ninja? And Jim goes,

419
00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:30.119
what are you talking about? What
do you mean descendant? He says that

420
00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:34.359
Gordon's mistaken and immediately says that he
is the descendant but has forgotten, which

421
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:41.279
I thought was brilliant. He promis
mom it's fine. And then the school.

422
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:48.640
What they studying? How to be
citizen or was it all right?

423
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:52.519
I think so, because the teacher
says we're all going to we've all passed

424
00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:56.920
and now go out and be productive
members of society. Right, goodbye.

425
00:31:56.160 --> 00:32:00.640
But like all exams, I'm going
to get the top read people out,

426
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:05.359
because we only got three diplomas.
So Jim Jones comes top, followed by

427
00:32:05.480 --> 00:32:09.200
Richard e grant and Linda Cummings.
is so funny because it's just so obviously

428
00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:17.519
not their names. No, yeah, and then the teacher goes, goodbye,

429
00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:22.599
I fund enough now, just walks
off. Linda gets up and she's

430
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:24.720
like, it's my birthday. All
come to my house. We're going to

431
00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:30.039
have a party to celebrate my birthday, because it's my birthday, she mentioned,

432
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:34.279
and I don't want any presents and
they don't bring me any presents.

433
00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:39.720
Yeah, and then I think Richard
Grant gets up then and goes and after

434
00:32:39.799 --> 00:32:45.359
that I'll pay for us. So
let's go disco moves. Agree, still

435
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:51.480
dance and they'll go. Yeah,
that class is so thirsty for mad disco

436
00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:57.160
tunes. Class is full of thirty
four year old people. This we never

437
00:32:57.200 --> 00:33:00.400
see Linda again, we never see
Richard again and this section is never mentioned

438
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:05.400
again. I'm assuming this is part
of think he graduates college the film.

439
00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:10.319
This confused me so much later because
I thought that Mindy, who turns up

440
00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:14.960
later, is Linda, but it's
not. It's Linda, Linda Linda's she

441
00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:16.400
never turns up again. She asked
Jim to come to the party. Here

442
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:22.480
does another Ninja battle, and I
was trying to be charitable at this point

443
00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:25.960
and say, all right, it
is a Red Ninja, but is he

444
00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:31.960
burnt Sienna? It was red.
Struggled to do this because I'm gonna guess

445
00:33:32.599 --> 00:33:36.960
it's the same Red Ninja as before, as the first one they just shot

446
00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:40.359
to. He looked. Yeah,
he did look Pale. Another job.

447
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:46.400
Mickey and Jim have opened up a
juice stand selling what appears to be juiced

448
00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:53.920
Mooey. Yeah, it was like
cassava or something. Yeah, it's Jim's

449
00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:59.519
sixth job and possibly Mickey's third or
fourth or something. I mean the job

450
00:33:59.559 --> 00:34:04.559
economy in wherever this is film is
high, but they've got a poor operating

451
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:07.759
structure. They let people drink the
drink first and then pay, which is

452
00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:12.159
wrong, isn't it? It costs
a quarter for a glass of CASSAPA juice.

453
00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:15.880
It's not even like table service.
You're right what they're doing. It's

454
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:20.440
just a street car. But unfortunately
the bad lads that mickey ripped off of

455
00:34:20.480 --> 00:34:22.599
the nay come by and beat him
up, beat him up. There's a

456
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:27.840
lot of good beat up sounds.
Yeah, somebody gets like attacked with a

457
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:30.880
straw basket at one point. It's
great. Micky's hurt very badly at the

458
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:34.639
end of it as well, which
is his turn, because Jim got the

459
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:38.559
ship kicked out of him last time. Right, and then it's a Mindian

460
00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:42.480
a text him dad. Anyone?
Anyone want to throw in at this bit?

461
00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:46.519
Yeah, I'd made a note here
that everybody's Australian except for Daddy.

462
00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:52.880
He sounds like you, Fati justice. He's got an incredibly sexy, cool

463
00:34:52.960 --> 00:35:02.440
dude volume. No daughter, a
man Im to be a charred now again,

464
00:35:02.639 --> 00:35:08.119
this comes out of nowhere. He
runs a design fact yeah, I

465
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:12.800
thought it was a bike factory.
Oh, hang on a second, but

466
00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:15.159
she didn't know how to ride a
bike and he says, I can't believe

467
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:16.159
you never heard that, to ride
a bike, but at no point he

468
00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:22.639
say bike factory. Yeah, he
wants her to join the bike factory because

469
00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:28.280
her brother's incompetent. Asked and she
agrees, but she tries to set up

470
00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:30.000
Jim with the job as well.
So they set up an end of view

471
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:35.440
for the next day. And then
mindy invites Jim to a bike contest run

472
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:37.679
by the factory and also wants to
be taught how to ride a bike,

473
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:42.760
which is a lot of asks in
one day. Bike raid, I need

474
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:45.519
to learn how to ride someone you've
just met, because this isn't the Piano

475
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:52.760
Lady, is it? Because I
generally thought, oh, it must be

476
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:53.719
her, but then she was like
no, herd down onto factory. She

477
00:35:53.800 --> 00:35:58.840
said she was poor, so that
can't be right. Very disappointed that.

478
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:04.360
There's no point. Did hear rain
drops falling? She is a liar.

479
00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:07.760
That might explain it. Later on
he tries a teacher how to ride a

480
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:12.480
bite by pushing slightly until she falls
off and then just going this is how

481
00:36:12.519 --> 00:36:15.039
you do it, and just going
round and round and round in a circle

482
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:22.920
in films Um. Yeah, it's
also the return of the Red Ninja and

483
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:27.079
Black Ninja fight. Yes, at
this point I've got I have no fucking

484
00:36:27.119 --> 00:36:30.119
clue what is happening anymore. I
think this is the third Red Ninja fight,

485
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:35.239
because I tried to put it down
as Crimson. Crimson at this point

486
00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:37.960
is the third Red Ninja fight,
and I thought he only had to kill

487
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:42.239
the top caller of each Ninja.
He's just killing people for fun. Now

488
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:47.599
he's just potting the reds. Yeah
as well. Yeah, it's got like

489
00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:52.079
a redline on it, isn't it? It's only the tip, just the

490
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:54.679
tip, that needs collering in.
Now the blank Ninja realizes that he didn't

491
00:36:54.719 --> 00:36:59.119
do his face reveal moves last time, so he pops up behind him.

492
00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:02.599
He pops up, he does.
He pops up for part two. The

493
00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:07.320
Red Dyes, allowing the Black Ninjur
to complete the ceremony of just robing his

494
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:10.840
very stern face. We've got past
the Yellow Ninja. Yeah, one of

495
00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:15.320
them we see some blood. Well, technically the Yellow Ninger was the first

496
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:16.840
one. There was the grandmaster that
it might not be there. But one

497
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:20.079
of them he gets sliced through his
started and he's got a bit of red

498
00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:22.719
on his face. I thought here
we go. There's a special yeah,

499
00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:29.079
that's time for the bank factory interview
with Jim. Jim Turns up at the

500
00:37:29.119 --> 00:37:31.880
bike factory and goes to the receptionists
and says I've got to meet him with

501
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:36.480
the president. Where is his office? And the receptionist says through that door

502
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:38.679
a point, and he goes,
Oh, thank you, and she goes

503
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:45.199
and he goes, I've been sent
here by such and such, and then

504
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:50.920
she turns up good and I'm such
and such. Yeah, she introduces herself

505
00:37:51.079 --> 00:37:52.679
and I was like, well,
that's your dad. She clarifies her role

506
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:58.320
as a receptionist with no hiring responsibility
and texts and dad says what game me?

507
00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.239
You're playing? Jesus Christ, you
may be mad. Sometimes I don't

508
00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:07.239
know what this is. This is
a completely different film. Right factory.

509
00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:10.599
I thought they just did designed.
He tells the whether the door is and

510
00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:15.000
that she should use it. So
she sticks her tongue out at him and

511
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:19.400
leaves, and before Jim follows,
the president of the bike factory gives him

512
00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.159
Oh, you cheeky grin. In
a week and he's got the job.

513
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:27.519
I would just put the family dynamics
here. is so hard to follow.

514
00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:32.920
He has the job. So he
goes and looks at a big stereo outside

515
00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:37.599
a sharp for ages. He's gonna
buy it. Well, he doesn't expectly

516
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:39.159
say that, he just stares at
it. Oh yeah, I think he's

517
00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:44.800
feeling wealthy, so he's looking at
consumer goods. Okay, and Go Away,

518
00:38:45.000 --> 00:38:47.639
ladies and gentlemen. And then we
get the bike race, the tandem

519
00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:52.639
bike grace, loads of people that
we don't know. Yeh, yeah,

520
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:57.960
well, it's also the professional team
in matching tops. Everyone else randoms amateurs

521
00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:01.239
Um. Yeah, it's a little
bit here as well, with there's a

522
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:07.920
support another one with Mickey coughing.
He's coughing all the time. Jim Doesn't

523
00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:12.920
like it. Smoke, stop smoking
and everything. He wants to get him

524
00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:15.400
to work at the bike factory as
well. He's not turned up for a

525
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:19.679
shift yet. So there you go. He's brought back his feeling wealthy.

526
00:39:19.920 --> 00:39:22.000
So he's brought a bottle of surgical
spirit, as far as I could tell,

527
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:27.360
as a toy for the kids.
He gave the child a car and

528
00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:30.320
he said this is medicine from a
doctor. It's good for your lungs,

529
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:38.760
and he and nitrogen end up having
like a bottom style slapping contest at well,

530
00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:43.480
he takes his cigarette off him and
said stop smoking knees while coughing,

531
00:39:43.719 --> 00:39:46.079
and then Mickey gets into his bed
and, just as a Sulk, pulls

532
00:39:46.159 --> 00:39:51.159
the blanket up and goes and you're
like, you're a grown man. Stops.

533
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:55.480
More Jim in the next scene is
balls deep into his job because he's

534
00:39:55.519 --> 00:40:00.719
given instructions left, right and center. The customer wants this is one larger,

535
00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:04.159
wider and longer. So expand this
one. I knew I should have

536
00:40:04.199 --> 00:40:08.920
read big Fat Cox. Yes,
if it is a bike factory, how

537
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:14.719
big and long? And why is
this going to me? I don't know.

538
00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:16.679
I thought it was a design company
because he was paid. Would make

539
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:20.559
sense, because he was painting those
signs only. So he's got like but

540
00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:23.719
then forget. It doesn't matter,
does it? The President calls him in

541
00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:28.960
to discuss a mad painting that he's
made of a pirate riding a skeleton King,

542
00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:32.960
because that Lord one of those stingies, you know, one of those

543
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:39.639
computer generated images, and sexy daddy
cool though, he's like, God damn

544
00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:45.679
boy, this is tremendous. The
customer really likes it, but I want

545
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:47.920
to give the credit to my idiot
son. Yeah, and I was like

546
00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:52.639
and Jim's like, okay, do
I get paid? Don't want compensation for

547
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:58.239
it. Give you a pay increase
for it. And he says I can

548
00:40:58.280 --> 00:41:00.800
even give you a pay increase or
increase your salary. And I was like

549
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:04.719
that's the same, same thing,
and I've written here. So it truly

550
00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:07.079
is a tailor. Of course we
tail about the dangers are starting a small

551
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:12.199
business, because as soon as you
get into somebody else's employee you'll do all

552
00:41:12.280 --> 00:41:15.559
right. Don't start your own business
because otherwise there'll be some street lugs up.

553
00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:20.599
To be honest, I genuinely think
that is the point of the original

554
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:23.800
film, the tie with film.
Yeah, business you get, yeah,

555
00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:28.519
hahussled by the cops and stuff,
and there's protection rackets and stuff like that.

556
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:32.639
You can't, you know, can't
do anything. But all that was

557
00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:38.280
glossed over by that. Also says
to him, when you get into business,

558
00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:43.599
things become dangerous sometimes. I don't
know. The bike factory what a

559
00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:50.039
sprocket following. I wondered how they
were going to make that into a decoll

560
00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:53.400
for a bike. Really like just
wrap that painting around a bike, but

561
00:41:53.760 --> 00:42:00.039
don't airbrush up the side of like
the longest thickest bike ever. Can't o

562
00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:04.320
Ninja gets defeated. His weapon is, I don't know, for crying Pan

563
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:08.519
Pink Ninja, and he uses,
yeah, his basket. Oh, that

564
00:42:08.719 --> 00:42:12.119
was pretty good, that one.
I like that fight because he kicked him

565
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:15.840
in the shield and over and stabbed
him and I was like fairm o Nina.

566
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:20.320
I can't remember what he had as
a weapon. He fights him with

567
00:42:20.360 --> 00:42:22.280
a wow, it looked like a
wooden sword to me, but it makes

568
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:25.639
a definite lead pipe sound, but
it's yeah, alright, so it's that

569
00:42:25.719 --> 00:42:28.920
one. I thought he just kept
the SCABBARD on it and I was like,

570
00:42:29.199 --> 00:42:31.559
I thought it was supposed to be
like a sort of practice. Yeah,

571
00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:36.079
anyway, Cam O injur is dead
and he does the front flip,

572
00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:40.000
because they all do. Jim Meets
Sarah again. These things are very jarringly

573
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:44.440
put together and it is like that. So he meets Sarah, who's the

574
00:42:44.519 --> 00:42:47.079
musical woman that he met at that
time on the previous film. They have

575
00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:51.400
a conversation about things and he touches
a nose, which makes them both laugh.

576
00:42:51.639 --> 00:42:54.039
She writes her number down on his
hand and gets a taxi and then

577
00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:59.679
Gordon Pleas with Jim about the sword
of catastrophe and it's like it's just all,

578
00:43:00.440 --> 00:43:04.320
Ye, know what you're watching?
This is this, is this the

579
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:07.039
bit where he comes in and because
you've got to help, he comes in

580
00:43:07.079 --> 00:43:09.960
a second time and he's like the
many Ninjas have died. Yes, the

581
00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:14.679
Ninja Empire is in trouble. Yeah, and he goes, I promised my

582
00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:19.840
mother, and then he goes okay, then it's the tandem bike race.

583
00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:23.880
What I loved about go on,
tell me the things that you loved about

584
00:43:23.920 --> 00:43:27.960
the tandem bike race scene. None
of the characters are in it, but

585
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:35.760
it was a top, top three
brief brief that it made ben her look

586
00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:40.840
like ship. My favorite thing was
the commentators, who are clearly recording for

587
00:43:42.039 --> 00:43:46.280
radio coverage, because if you were
trying to follow this or the radio,

588
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:51.480
they say it's very close. It's
neck and neck. The first place they're

589
00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:57.800
approaching the finishing line. Makes horse
racing a lot more exciting than you don't

590
00:43:57.880 --> 00:44:00.599
know. You've got to go to
the pay window and it wasn't you.

591
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:05.119
Yeah, Jim Wins, is it? I think? I think it's Jim

592
00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:07.400
and mindy, Cindy, because he
started to ride a bike now, but

593
00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:12.679
only on a tandem. His wins
throws down his bike and jumps up and

594
00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:17.840
down for joy. Yeah, I
gets mobbed because tandem bike racing is Taiwan's

595
00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:27.039
biggest next, I found a modern, modern tandem on Ebay. Hundred your

596
00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:29.599
mind's got one he's selling and I
was complaining it, but I thought I

597
00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:31.760
should have looked up bikes for James
facts, but the long too long and

598
00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:37.599
wide. At this point, Mickey
comes into the House Smoking again and Jim

599
00:44:37.719 --> 00:44:42.280
goes fucking mentally and rips all the
fags up. He calls him a bloody

600
00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:52.840
messy says sorry, Gov Yeah,
I think this is the point it's revealed

601
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:55.400
that it's his brother. Yeah,
I think, he says, because you're

602
00:44:55.440 --> 00:45:00.559
my brother, but I guess that
could be yeah, as in Best Mate

603
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:04.960
Street, street rows. Yeah,
but Mickey has to go to the hospital.

604
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:07.639
Mickey has got breathing difficulties and he's
coughing all the time. He buys

605
00:45:07.679 --> 00:45:10.760
a cake first, though. I
mean he has coughing everywhere. He's going

606
00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:15.039
around and I don't know what to
call it. I was putting down rickshaw,

607
00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:17.360
but I think that's when somebody pulls
like a letter, don't they?

608
00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:21.559
But yeah, version of that,
I don't know what they call it,

609
00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:25.760
cart of some sort. Yeah,
goes to the death balloon vendor and invites

610
00:45:25.840 --> 00:45:32.440
him to Jim's party because they haven't
so many death balloons. Invite him to

611
00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:37.840
send all the invites for free on
the balloon, but only to dead Pe.

612
00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:42.000
He coughs up blood into his Hanky, which is good, and he

613
00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:45.519
falls off his vehicle and that's where
he gets taken to hospital. This bit

614
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:49.800
made me a little bit sad.
I wasn't expecting this to happen. I

615
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:53.559
wasn't expected to be this level in
the middle of the strike, for I

616
00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:59.599
expected Nina just getting killed. I'm
finding it's part of a job like Mickey,

617
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:02.039
just trying to look after his daft
kid and make ends meet and maybe

618
00:46:02.119 --> 00:46:05.880
have a bit of a smoke every
now and again. This is awful,

619
00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:09.400
but Ninjas are only in it for
forty seconds. This guy's time forty minutes.

620
00:46:09.800 --> 00:46:15.639
I know more about Mickey Than I
do about Gordon. Say, Goarden

621
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:21.199
receives a parcel at this point from
I don't know. It looks like Joey

622
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:24.840
Ramon, and he just says,
I've been told to give you this.

623
00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:30.239
It opens it. It's actual Mickey
Mouse balloons that you get from Disney world

624
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:35.239
and it says and a note that
says the only way to defeat the Black

625
00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:38.760
Ninja is through no action. May
the force be with you. May the

626
00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:47.039
force be with you. Believable.
So we've had tears of the clone and

627
00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:52.360
yeah, and so I assumed that
right, take no action means that,

628
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:54.840
like it's like Predator. If you
don't attack it, it won't attack you

629
00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:59.519
back. Gordon chooses to intermit.
That has kick funk out of him.

630
00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:02.440
It's it's a Hashton thing, as
you can probably say. It's like me

631
00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:07.480
the fos with it. No action
is a Taoist concept. It's called Wu

632
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:12.280
way, I think, and it
means as an action, to deliberately don't

633
00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:16.199
do something, and it gets sort
of into the interpreters. There's lots of

634
00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:22.920
different James. That's just extra free. Anyone's going to know about Taoist rhetoric.

635
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:28.320
It's you. Gordon feels that this
is all the incentive he needs to

636
00:47:28.320 --> 00:47:30.400
suit up in the banana costume.
Would do fancy swordplay. Yeah, he

637
00:47:30.519 --> 00:47:35.840
does some more posing. Mickey has
TV. Yep, he's actual fucking TV.

638
00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:38.239
The doctor could not give a ship. He's like he's got TV.

639
00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:40.760
Jim says, well, there must
be something you can do and he goes.

640
00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:50.000
Nope, the death balloon vendor turns
up with a wrecked fucking cake.

641
00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:52.519
Does anyone see the state? Like
all the side, all the ice?

642
00:47:53.039 --> 00:47:58.679
They would call that a naked cake
in this day and age. And then

643
00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:01.639
I've just got Fox White Ninja.
What's going on? That's the White Ninja

644
00:48:01.719 --> 00:48:06.440
with the two curvy swords. All
right, that's because there's a lot of

645
00:48:06.519 --> 00:48:09.159
popping in and out of existence between
the two of them, until White Ninja

646
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:13.880
gets stabbed in the abdomen and the
Black Ninja does his face pop thing again.

647
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:17.880
That's and that's that. Yeah,
Micky's in agony, finally succumbing to

648
00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:22.199
the long and bitter illness of TV
and as he likes, they're dying.

649
00:48:22.760 --> 00:48:27.559
His brother says, because you are
so fucking stupid. That's what you want

650
00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:30.679
on your deathbed. In it,
I mean that's bedside manner. In it,

651
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:37.000
he jim picks up his decaying body, cradles him in his arms and

652
00:48:37.119 --> 00:48:43.000
walked slowly towards the hospital doorway.
And he agrees. Right then. His

653
00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:45.960
final dying breath, Mickey's final dying
breath. He agrees to write a death

654
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:50.079
balloon just for him, and then
we got to the Black Ninja in the

655
00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:53.039
showdown with banana, like how we've
come up with this concept of death woods.

656
00:48:53.880 --> 00:48:59.239
Well, you've missed. These nurses
come running in and that they're just

657
00:48:59.400 --> 00:49:02.719
stripping is quite blake. Break.
And then bring on, bringing the clowns

658
00:49:02.840 --> 00:49:09.840
comes on again and I've written bringing
the Tarts, because Mickey, Mickey dies.

659
00:49:10.119 --> 00:49:21.360
And then we get the balloon.
He never learned to right, deaf

660
00:49:21.440 --> 00:49:25.239
balloon. If that isn't a film, it should be. And then the

661
00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:30.719
big showdown between Golden Ninja and Black
Ninja. He's not yellow, he's golden

662
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:34.679
because Black Ninja says Golden Ninja,
Ninja he does, and I was like

663
00:49:36.239 --> 00:49:38.519
Banana Ninja in it. They have
a big fight and I thought the point

664
00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:42.280
of this was that he was going
to take no aggressive action, like he

665
00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:45.719
was just going to defend and let
him tie himself out. But he doesn't.

666
00:49:45.880 --> 00:49:50.360
He just boots funk out of him. Yeah, like he could have

667
00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:52.480
done this at any point because the
secret that he told him made the force

668
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:55.480
berew with him. He could have
had that. He forgot that. Like,

669
00:49:55.679 --> 00:49:58.639
yeah, Jim said, Oh,
I don't remember what it is.

670
00:49:58.960 --> 00:50:00.960
Really, it's two line. You
know, you get hit in the head

671
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:06.519
a lot in your working yeah,
and the fight again, it's a it's

672
00:50:06.519 --> 00:50:08.800
a solid fight. At the end. Get Darts thrown at one and one

673
00:50:08.840 --> 00:50:13.039
of them. They throw darts at
the same time and they hit each other

674
00:50:13.119 --> 00:50:16.599
and cancel each other out and vanished
like in real life. Yeah, I

675
00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:21.639
really liked his kind of roll in
midair to get away from the hurricne.

676
00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:23.760
I thought that was a great man. It was just a point about the

677
00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:27.679
darts thing. When they hit each
other they were both blunt, so they

678
00:50:27.719 --> 00:50:30.360
would yeah, yeah, it was. It was like a hollow point.

679
00:50:30.159 --> 00:50:34.599
Don't, don't try that in the
pub either, because you will get bad

680
00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:39.280
from experience. They throw, yeah, they throw opposite. I told him.

681
00:50:39.679 --> 00:50:43.159
By the time I stopped to fight
in the old man's pub near me

682
00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:47.119
and once someone had stabbed the other
old man with his darts. Yeah,

683
00:50:47.360 --> 00:50:50.519
you know what the fight was about. Go on. He turned the resting

684
00:50:50.599 --> 00:50:53.079
over. He turned the rest over
and wouldn't and wouldn't turn it back.

685
00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:58.960
I was covered in blood, not
my own. Yeah, because he's too

686
00:50:59.000 --> 00:51:01.760
old. I was like you physically
separate them? ME. Yeah, no,

687
00:51:01.960 --> 00:51:06.960
upper body strength, Jones separate these
two old men before they fucking broke

688
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:10.840
a hit. Yeah, there's Ninja, the hurricanes being thrown. There's when

689
00:51:12.079 --> 00:51:16.800
Gold Ninja Garden, Gold Garden throw
it hits his hurricane at the Black Ninja.

690
00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:20.960
He doesn't stick him, just bounces
off him, which apparently is enough

691
00:51:21.119 --> 00:51:24.159
to severely injure him enough to just
get run by the laser tag of the

692
00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:30.880
Ninja and then he runs him through
and then it just goes the end it

693
00:51:30.079 --> 00:51:36.119
is. He runs him through,
he jumps in the air, twists around,

694
00:51:36.280 --> 00:51:39.800
vanishes and then it's the end.
was like Mrs pop off or something,

695
00:51:42.320 --> 00:51:44.440
and that's it. That's the film. And I was like, I

696
00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:46.760
don't know what this was because on
the poster there's like the Golden Inja with

697
00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:51.079
us, odd, but then there's
there's people kissing. Is there even any

698
00:51:51.159 --> 00:51:53.880
kissing in it? I don't think
anyone kisses. And there's what appears to

699
00:51:54.000 --> 00:52:00.000
be Dave Hill from slade with a
gun but his ties and on his school

700
00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:04.039
it's what. What is this?
I hated this. Actually, no,

701
00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:08.800
I hated half of it. I
was confused by all of it. Both

702
00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:13.320
sides of the film don't make sense. The Ninja fighting bit doesn't make sense

703
00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:17.480
because there's three red ninjas getting killed
at it. It's the whole thing doesn't

704
00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:22.679
make sense. Three Red Ninjas equals
to White Ninja's equals one other colonism,

705
00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:27.199
like, you know, like snooker. Yeah, yeah, it's a points

706
00:52:27.280 --> 00:52:31.119
system with the Taiwan east side of
the film also makes no sense. I

707
00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:35.880
think if it was an order sense
to it, why is he painting stuff

708
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:42.480
for a bike company? Listen,
you little ship. Don't take Jim and

709
00:52:42.719 --> 00:52:45.480
Mickey's life away from them, because
they were happy raising their little offened boy

710
00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:52.440
laughing toge just for a day.
How did he have time? He's working

711
00:52:52.519 --> 00:52:54.360
eight jobs that he was getting fired. From the point of that film,

712
00:52:54.559 --> 00:52:58.840
they must have cut it up somehow. I think it's I genuinely think it's

713
00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:04.199
three separate films. I think it's
Jim and Mickey's TB Adventures, Jim goes

714
00:53:04.280 --> 00:53:06.920
to college and does bike racing and
gets a job at a bike company,

715
00:53:07.440 --> 00:53:12.719
and Ninja Strike Force and for some
reason they thought let's cut these three films

716
00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:16.400
together, even though they have no
semblance and none of the characters interact well,

717
00:53:16.639 --> 00:53:21.239
garden and Jim Yell at each other
across time. I don't know how

718
00:53:21.320 --> 00:53:27.000
somebody saw que how crams for college, and possibly another film and thought to

719
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:31.599
make a Ninja film out. How
fights diseases from the fifties. But yeah,

720
00:53:32.079 --> 00:53:37.039
I'm going to give this to white
Ninja's, which are the lowest rank

721
00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:40.440
of Ninja in my book because they're
ginger. I'm going to go for a

722
00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:47.440
solid four bronze hollow point darts.
I've I've actually gone for because I had

723
00:53:47.559 --> 00:53:51.320
honestly had such a great I just
went. Once I've got past the fact

724
00:53:51.360 --> 00:53:53.719
it's crap, I had such a
great time, so I'm giving it three

725
00:53:53.840 --> 00:54:08.679
bloody tuberculosis coughs. That was Ninja
Strike Force, also known as Ninja Operation

726
00:54:08.800 --> 00:54:15.000
Two. Way of challenge the title. If they've done some Ninja Operating,

727
00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:22.000
Mickey might still be a lie.
El Camino Violento in Portuguese, which means

728
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:28.000
the violent car UM. And yes, the time we need. Section was

729
00:54:28.039 --> 00:54:34.159
taken from a film Ku How crams
for college, from one. It was

730
00:54:34.239 --> 00:54:38.159
the year of the first well known
computer virus, Computer Worm, Internet worm,

731
00:54:38.280 --> 00:54:44.199
sorry, the tuberculosis, tuberculosis worm. It was also the year that

732
00:54:44.320 --> 00:54:47.440
Zebra muscles are found in the Great
Lakes of North America for the first time.

733
00:54:47.880 --> 00:54:51.639
I don't know if that's a type
of muscle that looks like a zebra

734
00:54:51.880 --> 00:54:54.280
or a type of Zebra that looks
like a muscle, or just some zebras

735
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:59.760
muscle meat that's been thrown into a
lake. I don't also know whether it's

736
00:54:59.800 --> 00:55:02.559
good that they ended up in the
Great Lakes of North America for the very,

737
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:06.920
very bad. I'm going to guess
there is a thing species, an

738
00:55:06.920 --> 00:55:12.039
invasive species, guess. And so
also big Sean happened there. Easy to

739
00:55:12.159 --> 00:55:15.679
check out at the supermarket because they
strike you, though. What Theos Big

740
00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:20.559
Sean? Did He play Mickey?
I don't know. I was looking on

741
00:55:20.599 --> 00:55:22.760
Wikipedia. It said, you know, big Sean was born Mark Sean and

742
00:55:22.840 --> 00:55:28.719
little know. So you've just Lenn
in his baby hands all over again.

743
00:55:30.039 --> 00:55:35.199
Yeah, scrill x was another one, but I thought there's a picture there

744
00:55:35.239 --> 00:55:37.599
a big Shan. I can't not
put him in Sean. Michael Leonard Anderson,

745
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:43.039
professionally is big Sean. He's a
wrapping man. He is. There's

746
00:55:43.079 --> 00:55:46.360
no budget info for this, so
im not gonna lie. I got bored

747
00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:51.840
and I just sort of wooden carved
online and then went for the top price

748
00:55:51.920 --> 00:55:55.440
resolve, and I got a giant
carved ostrich with a side hole for twenty

749
00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:59.360
six grand plus the side hole for
I don't know. Do you want to

750
00:55:59.360 --> 00:56:02.920
see a what's I'll tell you what. It's not far. That's why I'm

751
00:56:02.920 --> 00:56:07.000
not allowing that petting with Jim and
I can't. I can't share it anyway.

752
00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:13.880
You're not allowed back in oak furniture
lands. My special varnish the original

753
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:16.239
film, because I think we need
to give some credit to the original Taiwanese

754
00:56:16.280 --> 00:56:21.280
film, which had no business in
any of that. was directed by a

755
00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:23.719
Chang Hu Shang at the peak of
his career. I've written it was in

756
00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:28.960
the middle of his career. His
last film was Yes, sir, exclamation

757
00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:32.239
Mark Four. Is that a sequel
to yes, Madame? Well, if

758
00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:38.000
it is, then it's gone through
four installations reach that point. That that's

759
00:56:38.000 --> 00:56:42.719
what already discovered with sort of Hong
Kong cinema and stuff, though the numbering

760
00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:45.320
and thing, it makes no difference
at all because it wasn't yes, Badam

761
00:56:45.400 --> 00:56:51.760
called like police interceptors too. Yeah, it doesn't matter. The name.

762
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:57.280
Five other things as well. Jim
was played by Eagle Lee Soufe, who's

763
00:56:57.280 --> 00:57:06.079
starting challenge and who dare challenge me. Also is a challenge special, I'd

764
00:57:06.119 --> 00:57:08.239
like to believe, the challenge.
She wins the challenge and then the film

765
00:57:08.280 --> 00:57:14.280
is someone challenging him again. His
last film was the woman who sells the

766
00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:22.000
bean card and adaptation of the wind
that shakes the barley. That would be

767
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:25.360
something. For a moment I was
like is it? And then it's like

768
00:57:25.519 --> 00:57:30.960
shaking your head and I was like
give out false information. No, I've've

769
00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:36.719
discovered that James Facts is becoming more
and more just lies. It's directed to

770
00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:43.360
the crap Ninja Strike Force. Rehash
of this film was directed by Joseph Ly

771
00:57:43.679 --> 00:57:49.320
and Godfrey Hope, between them directed
two eighty five films. When you say

772
00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:52.760
directed, do you mean through film
into a blender? And then that was

773
00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:58.800
a film for them? Yes,
right, Godfrey Hoe is the Z movie

774
00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:04.119
giant of Hung Kong. Apparently he's
used at least forty different pseudonyms, but

775
00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:07.480
he's got alone. He's got something
like a hundred and sixty films under his

776
00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:09.920
bell, according to Wikipedia. God
for his most recent credit as a cameo

777
00:58:10.000 --> 00:58:15.599
appearance and Scott mccay's face Ninja's in
tween where he plays a janitor. Good,

778
00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:21.920
it's always there's lesson for on Joseph
Fly. I'm pretty sure he isn't

779
00:58:22.000 --> 00:58:27.519
the Hong Kong politician that's listed on
Wikipedia, but he gives it direct full

780
00:58:27.639 --> 00:58:38.199
metal Ninja Zombie versus Ninja Nine and
Hitman the Cobra and Hitman the Cobra really

781
00:58:38.280 --> 00:58:44.440
confused me because Cobra, who is
a Ninja, is making high stakes bets

782
00:58:44.480 --> 00:58:51.639
on Ninja Jewels and involving Gordon,
the Red Champion, Gordon. Gordon is

783
00:58:51.679 --> 00:58:58.079
played by Richard Harrison again. What
I can't watch. That's all Richard Harrison

784
00:58:58.159 --> 00:59:00.320
did at this point in his life. It was just these colored Ninja films.

785
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:05.400
Yeah, pretty much. I've gone
through so many of these it's like

786
00:59:05.920 --> 00:59:07.679
it's like a snake end game.
You just keep coming up with the same

787
00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:12.679
thing under different names. It's directed
by the two of them as well.

788
00:59:12.920 --> 00:59:16.119
Hip Hip man the Cobra is directed
as well by Joseph Ly and Godfrey home.

789
00:59:17.239 --> 00:59:21.000
When you say Godfrey home, I'm
imagining is the Nice, quiet one

790
00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:27.880
from Dad's army, Godfrey. Yes, so, as they Gordon Richard Harrison

791
00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:30.719
was Arkham from empire of the dark
that we covered the time before last.

792
00:59:31.280 --> 00:59:36.960
The rest of the cast either just
did this film or had similar Ninja adjacent

793
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:40.280
roles in Godfrey hole films. However, one of the Ninja, and I

794
00:59:40.360 --> 00:59:45.760
don't know which because none of them
are credited with actual colors. They're not

795
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:51.519
color coded, Gary Carter, also
appeared in armor of God, starring a

796
00:59:51.679 --> 00:59:55.320
very young Jackie Chan. He also
worked on IMDB. He also worked as

797
00:59:55.320 --> 01:00:00.000
a private investigator, graphic designer and
chef in the bike actory at the same

798
01:00:00.119 --> 01:00:05.280
time, one after the other.
I've just noticed as well. All the

799
01:00:05.400 --> 01:00:09.519
Ninjas were white. Yes, appropriate, except for the Black Ninja. Yeah,

800
01:00:09.760 --> 01:00:14.360
it wasn't. Yeah, I don't
I don't know why. I don't

801
01:00:14.400 --> 01:00:16.920
know why. A lot of them
have appeared in a lot of other Ninja

802
01:00:17.000 --> 01:00:21.800
films, though. It is one
of those things where it's just the blood

803
01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:23.440
faced lads. They all appeared in
each other's films in it. Yeah,

804
01:00:23.559 --> 01:00:27.920
yeah, I think there was just
around Um. But yeah, armor of

805
01:00:28.000 --> 01:00:31.440
God, Jackie Chan Stars as stars, as Asian Hawk. That is the

806
01:00:31.559 --> 01:00:37.719
character's name I've made, and don't
mean Ethan Hawk, Asian Hawk and Asian

807
01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:46.159
animal. The Asian Legion of Doom
Jones rip off the adventurer looking to make

808
01:00:46.199 --> 01:00:52.199
a fortunity in extic antiquities. After
Hawk discovers a mysterious sword in Africa,

809
01:00:52.280 --> 01:00:57.280
a band of Satan worshiping monks kidnappers
ex girlfriend Laurie Lee, not again,

810
01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:00.960
demanding the sword as ransom, as
well as other pieces of the legendary armor

811
01:01:01.039 --> 01:01:06.599
of God, a magical outfit dating
back to the Crusades. Is it colored

812
01:01:06.599 --> 01:01:09.000
all the way in red? Is
there is their Church Ruth getting repaired?

813
01:01:09.840 --> 01:01:15.400
Church of Satan Ruth, let's have
a satanic bake sale. Whit fround.

814
01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:27.159
UN Thus, James Facts pops down
its mask and vanishes. Reviews for this

815
01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:30.880
are in the it is the best
film ever made, or is the shitiest

816
01:01:30.920 --> 01:01:34.519
film ever made. I'm not gonna
do those. I'm gonna give you one

817
01:01:34.840 --> 01:01:37.119
right down the middle. Five out
of ten. Another slice of goofy cut

818
01:01:37.239 --> 01:01:43.760
and paste nonsense by Leo of Wine
dracker. Thirty one Ninja Strike Force is

819
01:01:43.840 --> 01:01:46.639
one of the more enterprising of the
Godfrey home cut and paste Ninja movies of

820
01:01:46.679 --> 01:01:52.000
the it seems to me that the
ones which feature Richard Harrison are always the

821
01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:54.239
best of their kind, while the
others, with the likes Bruce Barron.

822
01:01:54.440 --> 01:01:58.480
Some want to look out for there
to keep struggle to keep up. The

823
01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:01.159
film that's pasted into this one is
a typical low rent crime thriller, but

824
01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:05.519
the picture quality is a little better
than most and it's one of the ones

825
01:02:05.599 --> 01:02:08.519
wouldn't mind watching in its entirety.
That is true. I wouldn't mind watching

826
01:02:08.599 --> 01:02:14.039
the Mickey and Jim Five Crime.
As for the new Ninja material, it's

827
01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:16.639
a real hoot. The Evil Black
Ninja goes around bumping off all the other

828
01:02:16.719 --> 01:02:21.639
colors of Ninja's until Harrison steps up
and takes the battle to him. Expect

829
01:02:21.719 --> 01:02:25.400
goofy camera tricks, Ninja headbands that
say Ninja on them, characters randomly shouting

830
01:02:25.519 --> 01:02:31.599
Ninja, unintentional hilarity. Yeah,
that's that's basically in a nutshell. was

831
01:02:31.599 --> 01:02:36.760
going to ask what Richard Harrison brought
to this, that Mr Baron, the

832
01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:43.360
baron actor in it. But yeah, he did shout out Ninja and that

833
01:02:43.639 --> 01:02:45.760
was very entertaining. Again, I
think as a Ninja you wouldn't want to

834
01:02:45.760 --> 01:02:51.639
do that to give you away right. It's it seems like a design flaw,

835
01:02:51.679 --> 01:02:53.039
but that's it. I'm only doing
one because literally all the the ones

836
01:02:53.079 --> 01:02:57.199
were like. If you like Goofy
Hong Kong Action Films, you'll love this.

837
01:02:57.480 --> 01:03:00.880
And I was like, but I
don't know. Yes, Madam as

838
01:03:00.920 --> 01:03:05.159
lords of Bruce Barron's will never know
which one it is. But there that

839
01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:12.239
was Ninja Strike Force. Slash,
the evil car slash. What was the

840
01:03:12.719 --> 01:03:20.199
made up name for Ito? Violent
Asian Legion of doom? Your favorite lines

841
01:03:20.199 --> 01:03:22.199
from the film to finish out,
aren't? Please leave him alone, your

842
01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:25.519
bastard, or I'm going to break
your head. The customer wants it larger,

843
01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:31.360
wider and when I was fourteen I
ran away from home. My father's

844
01:03:31.400 --> 01:03:40.039
a Ninja. Many Ninjas have died, my mother. Goodbye, everybody.

845
01:03:40.360 --> 01:03:45.000
He productive members of our society.
Goodbye. Let's all have a disco.

846
01:03:55.519 --> 01:03:58.079
I've got kitchen sink as well.