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Speaker 1: Someone's gonna get offended. It's just the way the world works. So to hopefully save everyone a little time and or energy, here's this. The opinions that you hear are those of the hosts and callers, and not those of iHeartMedia, its management, or advertisers. What is up, everybody? And thank you.
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Speaker 2: You have just tuned in to Real Laughs on Real Radio 104.1.
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Speaker 3: I'm your host tonight, Mr.
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Speaker 1: James Young.
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Speaker 2: And I'm lucky, I am blessed to be joined in studio by two of my comedy brothers. First up, our official sponsor from Kauffman and Lenn, your official. personal injury attorneys of orlando because they've been representing and winning for over 20 years close to 30 because ken keeps correcting me on that that's right ken he is not only a comic book creator not only a lawyer he's a comedian and he's winning out here in these streets y'all he has something special that went on at the um 9-11 memorial museum has his own comic page put up there he has so many honors that he gets to do and he just went viral give it up for my man mr jeff coffer let him hear y'all come on come.
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Speaker 3: On listen i i i'm just fortunate to be able to share the stage with you two gentlemen all the time Okay.
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Speaker 1: The sad thing is I don't even.
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Speaker 3: Know if you want to take credit for that, that I wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't for you guys.
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Speaker 1: Brother, let me tell you something.
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Speaker 3: I've seen some comedy out there, and you're doing just fine. Trust me when I say that. And I'm going to leave it at that.
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Speaker 2: I enjoyed the studio by the godfather of Orlando comedy as well.
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Speaker 3: But today, like no other day, he has a new name. That's right. It's The Lord Tired 2. All right.
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Speaker 1: Can't explain that, man. The Lord Tired 2. Bruh. I went to Mike Hurley. He parents threw him a surprise party last night. Oh, nice. Me and Sean got home at one o'clock in the morning on a Sunday night. We went to arcade. We went to arcade time. I drive. Yeah, it is ten dollars. Unlimited play.
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Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
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Speaker 1: You got to come back. It is $ 10 unlimited play. It is downstairs is all the virtual games. Upstairs is all the arcade pinballs. Now you got to pay for darts and bowling and that separately. And we got there at seven o'clock and we were playing games until one o'clock in the morning.
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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that sounds absolutely amazing. You mean I can just pay $ 10? I can go play all the games I want?
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Speaker 1: Wait a minute. It's down the street from Afro. It used to be the Bronze Kingdom. Alright, but let me ask a question. It's called the Type Mic Arcade.
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Speaker 3: Wow. Okay, first off, is it real games or it's got like a ColecoVision hooked up on TV?
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Speaker 1: Nah, it's all arcade games. Oh, nice. Yeah, you'll love it. But I'm going to tell you like this, James. Hey, next time we go out, let's go do that. They serve drinks?
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Speaker 3: For real.
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Speaker 1: They got drink, food, everything. Jeff, we're going to do that.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: You not young no more. Okay. Debt like that? After 15 minutes, you go.
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Speaker 3: I can't hit him with the heart.
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Speaker 1: Bro, I played. Man, look here. I was playing one of the fight games. I think it was like Double Dragon. And after a while, I just let him kill me. I just let him kill me.
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Speaker 3: I'm tired. Hey, you guys hear me? Yeah. You're coming in a little strange. Okay.
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Speaker 1: How's it coming in?
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Speaker 3: Yes, that is Miguel Colon Jr.
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Speaker 2: That is the road dog right there. Miguel has been on tour with Mr. David Jolly. He's been ripping up the country.
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Speaker 3: Welcome, my friend. It's been too long. Cool, man. I miss you guys. I miss you. Can you hear the tired in his voice? That's the road voice he's got.
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Speaker 1: I'm exhausted.
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Speaker 3: I didn't even realize I was flying back.
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Speaker 4: I flew out of Sanford on Wednesday because we were in Arkansas. And on Sunday, I was flying back home, got out the plane. And I was like, where the hell am I? Because I forgot it was Sanford Airport. I was like, where the hell am I? I freaked for a second, man. I freaked for a second.
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Speaker 1: I flew to the wrong place, y'all.
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Speaker 3: I thought I booked a ticket back to the wrong place. Oh my God, Miguel.
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Speaker 4: If I would have thought about it, I wouldn't know because I saw Orlando.
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Speaker 3: I saw all that.
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Speaker 4: But still, when I got out, I was just like.
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Speaker 3: That Sanford airport is weird because they got weird airlines there. They got like a Legion.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I flew. Sanford got all them off-brand airlines. Shaq got an airline out there. Black and Decker.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Black and Decker.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Duck to flight. Mountain jet, you know?
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Speaker 1: That's what he said. Maybe.
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Speaker 3: Maybe air. Maybe you get there. Maybe you don't.
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Speaker 1: Hey, I flew in an airline last week. It was just called Plane. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: B-L-I-A-I-N. Plane.
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Speaker 1: That was sad. That is hilarious.
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Speaker 3: I got on.
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Speaker 1: They was like, do anybody know how to fly this thing? Because the pilot ain't here. Yeah. I got fired.
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Speaker 3: That's his breathalyzer. Shaq's airline. He's like, hey, everybody. Welcome to Shaq airline. Sponsored by Papa John's. And then.
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Speaker 1: Y'all remember I used to play with Kobe? Hey, hey, hey. Black folk mad at Shaq, bruh. Yeah. They mad at Shaq. No, no.
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Speaker 3: What'd he do? What?
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Speaker 1: He took that honorary FBI badge, whatever, from, what's the FBI director?
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Speaker 3: Cash Patel.
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Speaker 1: From Cash Patel. And black folk, black folk, like, anytime when stuff is going wrong in the United States, And what they do is they find that one rich, famous black dude and make him the token. Like, hey, come on, man. Let me show you that we love you.
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Speaker 4: I know, you know there's some black folk who aunties are typists at the FBI right now.
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Speaker 3: They're not telling her to quit her job. No, they're not.
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Speaker 1: But that person don't tell you they work at the FBI no more.
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Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say. And Shaq, the only reason he did it, he thought the dude said cash app, Patil.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 3: He's like, wait, wait, he ain't, he.
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Speaker 1: Got, I got it. Hey, my, my, my sister, baby daddy named Cash. He thought, I thought Cash was going to be here.
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Speaker 3: He thought it was Cashman Records.
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Speaker 1: What baby that?
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Speaker 3: Where baby at?
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Speaker 1: This ain't for the nine-nine. But apparently Shaq has like honorary deputy. Well, he's a real police officer.
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Speaker 3: Shaq's a real police officer. Come on, man.
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Speaker 1: Man, let me tell you something. Shaq pulled me over. I drive my ass off.
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Speaker 3: The car would be lifted up.
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Speaker 1: It'd be like a two-wheel drive.
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Speaker 3: Shaq pulled me over.
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Speaker 1: I drive off, B. And I love Shaq. Shaq's one of my favorite kids of all time.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Shaq. If Shaq tried to shoot you, you'd just run to the three-point line.
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Speaker 1: Damn! You ain't even got to run. He's 7'3. Like, he's shooting over you.
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Speaker 3: Oh, man, you going to do this to me like that?
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Speaker 1: Hey, Shaq's one of those, what do you call it?
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Speaker 2: He's not even, he's one of them celebrities to me. When I watch him, he just looks like he's having the time of his life all the time.
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Speaker 3: Like, he don't really do anything. And he takes care of everybody. Every store he walks into, he takes care. He spreads out wealth.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah his daddy taught him that man the sergeant that was biological didn't bother bother yeah right his daddy taught him to be a good dude man you know.
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Speaker 3: I hope I hope the black community and Shaq heal because Shaq is a Mexican icon. They'll talk to him on the internet. That's right. We got you a black man on the radio. Let me hear from you, Jeff, about the black community.
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Speaker 1: Here come this crack.
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Speaker 3: Well, you know we don't run Hollywood anymore, so we got to do something.
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Speaker 1: That's funny.
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Speaker 3: Wow. Y'all still got the weather, you know?
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Speaker 1: Hey, you know, Miguel, I agree because I know when Snoop did the inauguration, they, black folk, could stand Snoop. And you know what Snoop did? Snoop just kept flooding the internet with funny videos. Eventually, on like video 50, they were like, okay, all right, man, this one good.
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Speaker 4: He out-meaned us. I'm victim of that. I could, cause, cause man, I'll be honest, man. my values aren't strong compared to my values aren't strong.
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Speaker 3: So you can out meme me you can out meme me right now like.
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Speaker 4: If kim jong started posting like dude iran had me when they were posting lego videos i.
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Speaker 3: Was like hey man these dudes oh wow they all right bro it's like they all right hey hey i.
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Speaker 1: Know i'm not a protester because i'll be looking around like we really ain't going to target right now we're talking about all the new oreo flavors go get the chicken and waffle oreo oh man come on man oh hey oh this week we did yo bro i'm.
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Speaker 3: Gonna start tomorrow i'm gonna start tomorrow after after i after i fill up yeah this this.
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Speaker 1: My thing about protesters Y'all really got PTO to be all protesting? Take your ass to work. Who taking sick days to protest? Take your ass to work, bro. Every time I see a group of protesters, it's like you've been there for three or four days. I'm like, yo, you could have went to the Bahamas. You in Milwaukee?
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Speaker 3: I saw James Jones on a cruise boat. I didn't need that.
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Speaker 1: I didn't need that.
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Speaker 3: I wanted to see James. Hot take, Ken. There's only two kind of protesters.
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Speaker 4: Protesters with really good jobs and protesters with no jobs. Really, it's one to nine to five protests. It's like, I want to be there, but they giving out OT.
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Speaker 1: It's like, Jeff, you work downtown and I'm Christian. So don't be mad at me. But the Jehovah Witness that stand on the corner all day, like you ain't have to work today. Right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You like I love God, but I take a PTO for him.
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Speaker 4: Mm-hmm black israelites black israelites are only there on saturday that lets me know okay monday through friday but i'd love to run into one of the black israelites at work monday through friday too because i wonder where some of them work because some of them have to be like hey how's it going carl all pretty good weekend blah blah blah and then saturday comes like you devil ass carl It's like Coyote and the Sheepdog from Acme cartoons.
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Speaker 3: Just meeting each other at the clock.
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Speaker 1: What's his name? I don't know. I always say Fred.
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Speaker 3: Is it Fred? No, probably not.
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Speaker 1: You know, my movie ain't good.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. Did any of you catch that movie, Coyote? Oh, I want to see it. I heard it's great, Jeff. Did you see it? Dude, I love that movie. It's great. Man, I love that movie. Like, I want you to know, I've never really been into the Coyote. But after the movie, I go, you know what? I'm a huge Coyote fan. I love the Roadrunner and Coyote.
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Speaker 1: They used to crack me up.
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Speaker 3: And the Roadrunner and how they established their relationship. I ain't going to spoil it, but I almost cried. the whole time this dude just holding up little signs you don't even talk I don't waste it it's the end when you see the end you're gonna go oh my god I never I.
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Speaker 4: Hear this movie Jeff was done 2018 it's just been pushed back and never got released.
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Speaker 3: It was held because of the money they were gonna write it off like they wrote off Batwoman oh man Yeah, they had written it off, and it got bought out of the write-out.
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Speaker 1: It's Ralph the Wolf and Sam the Sheepdog. Ralph is like, hey, Ralph.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Sam. Bro, that's one of the best. And you will get that same feeling at the end of this movie. And everyone was great, and it was like Roger Rabbit, but kind of a fun version of it, where you weren't like... It was like, everyone was kind of, the best, my favorite is this personal injury attorney. The whole thing's about his billboards and how he, how he represents cartoon characters. And he sells them out for like 300 bucks.
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Speaker 1: I don't go to trial.
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Speaker 3: I settled. I didn't say it reminded me of somebody, but I was laughing pretty hard. That's not bad at all, man.
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Speaker 1: I wanted to see it, man. We, I, what did we end up going to see? Oh, I ended up going to see Transformers again. But I wanted to see... Yeah, I saw it again. Yeah, I got... Because I saw it in 4DX and that... Hey, man, that... Get rid of that.
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Speaker 4: That.
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Speaker 3: I ain't doing it.
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Speaker 1: Who I deal with that, bro?
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Speaker 3: Like, hey.
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Speaker 1: Once. Hey, that's my second time doing it.
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Speaker 4: Why?
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Speaker 1: Because I swear... Because the first time, I went to see Bad Boys 2.
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Speaker 3: And I.
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Speaker 1: For some reason, Miguel, I thought you could cut the seat off.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. You can't. No, you cut the water.
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Speaker 1: You cut the water, bro. I'm like, why is the seat shaking? I'm dying.
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Speaker 3: You got a landlord chair. All you can do is cut off the utilities.
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Speaker 1: Damn, that's fun.
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Speaker 3: I can't be like, ow!
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Speaker 4: Ow!
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 3: Okay. Okay. Right. Right. I took my people to a Grogu movie, and that seat threw me around, and I'm everywhere. I can't sit here no more. Because I don't want to see movies like that. I just want to watch a really good movie.
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Speaker 1: It was so bad. I stood up, because there's a little bar in the back.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I went and stood and leaned up on the little.
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Speaker 3: Bars in the back.
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Speaker 1: It was like, yo, this don't, this, and the only reason I wouldn't see it because I thought it was going to be kind of cool.
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Speaker 3: That was your protest.
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Speaker 1: That was it.
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Speaker 3: But he went twice.
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Speaker 1: No, my second time, I went to go see it in regular D. Regular D. Regular D.
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Speaker 3: Regular D.
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Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere, people.
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Speaker 2: We'll be right back. This is Real Laughs on Real Radio. Remember, Autobots roll out.
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Speaker 1: Welcome back, everybody.
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Speaker 2: You're still listening to Real Laughs on Real Radio 104.1.
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Speaker 1: I'm your host tonight, James Young. Join the studio, Mr. Miguel Colon.
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Speaker 2: Don't you forget the junior knows who his daddy is, Jeff the Batman Coffin.
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Speaker 3: And as always, the godfather of Orlando comedy, Mr. Ken Miller. But today, the Lord is tired, too. Can't say he feel like washing detergent because he is tired. That's right.
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Speaker 1: Hey, real quick. I got something I want to ask y'all, right? I want to take this to Jeff. So, Jeff, you just did some social media videos with a dude. Yeah, with Jared.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Not from Subway, a different job.
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Speaker 1: But not Subway. So here's my question, because it made me think, because we were talking about it before we came on, because I guess we don't know what his handle is or his name is, like on social media. And I was hanging out with my wife and Mike and everybody, and they called Wix Josh. That's instead of Wicks. But I call, I call him Wicks. And, but his wife calls him Joshua. I asked Sean, I said, if I had a stage name, would you call me Ken or my stage name? She said, I would never call you a stage name.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 3: It depends. And it was better. It could be.
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Speaker 1: I was like, so this met the man wife called him Clifford.
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Speaker 3: Like it's how you met the person.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Cause yeah.
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Speaker 4: It, If I met a girl and she had a stage name, she was a singer or something like that, she would say, I'm making her a singer because you know where I really would have met her.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: But no, if I met a girl and she had a stage name and it was like, you know, like, let's say her stage name was Sunshine.
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Speaker 3: Everybody knows that's how I hung out with her, A.L. Sunshine. She introduced herself. I don't know if I would call her Clarice when we were together. I know I would when I was peed off. I know what I was thinking.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Clarice!
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Speaker 3: What's going on here? No, I don't call celebrities by their stage name. Like, I mean... like the weird ones that have these cool, even if, even if that's the name, they introduce themselves to us. Cause that's what I do. Well, normally I'm in a professional when I, when we do professional, they know I'm a lawyer and everything. Yeah. And they're coming to me, they're talking to me about a problem or something. Yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't go, Hey, T money or something. It'd be like, Hey, you know, the, the, the thing I'm going to have to write on the complaint. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I need your government, bro. Hey, I need your government. So I was just curious, man, because I was like, I wonder, because his wife always calls him Josh, and I've always called him Wicks, and me and Sean was laughing. I said, met the man's wife, run around, talking about Clifford. Clifford. What you want for dinner, Cliff?
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Speaker 2: And by the way, the guy that you did a video with that has over 100,000 views, The Flaming Sea.
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Speaker 3: That's what he goes by on Instagram. He goes, somebody calls me in my office. You need cranberry juice for that. You got to see this video. And this dude did like five videos outside one of my billboards. And they were funny, but nobody even, Ken saw it. He can't even share a video with me in it to me. Me and Ken saw it. That's how far off the list I am for you.
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Speaker 1: I sent it to the fellas.
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Speaker 3: He sent it to everybody. I'm not on his list. So he didn't send it to the person who was in the damn video.
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Speaker 1: Yo.
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Speaker 3: So I called the dude up and I'm like, hey, you know, I'd like to do a collab because what are you thinking? I said, why don't we go back to my board and we do it exactly like you do. I'm just going to slide in, not say anything. Because he doesn't speak in his videos. He shows up with these goggles, these ski goggles, and he goes, you wearing it?
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Speaker 1: I'm wearing it.
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Speaker 3: Ask me how many followers you got. 962,000 followers. He's a good dude. He's a good dude, man.
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Speaker 2: He's inspirational, too.
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Speaker 3: But I kept watching that number rise. I was going, God, this number keeps going up. And I think he averages, I think he averages about 50, 60, but this one did a hundred. And I think some people were like surprised. They go, that's the dude on the billboard. And I thought that'd be hysterical. You're sitting here by the billboard and the dude just slides in on you.
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Speaker 1: I was going, it is. Nah, that's, nah, that's, that's funny, bro. That, that, that was the word. That was good, yeah. Like I said, so now we got three great videos. So we got Jeff sliding into the thing. We got Mr. Chime Time, Miguel, and James peeing on himself, bro.
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Speaker 3: Hey, could we say, could I share some good news with y'all, man?
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Speaker 1: Let's do it, baby.
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Speaker 3: Please. Can I share something that just happened? You're coming back to the real crew. It's all right. Nobody's going to hold it against you. Thanks, man.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
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Speaker 3: You got promoted on the cruise line.
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Speaker 1: Hey, what you said at the end of the video, my apologies, sir. My apologies.
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Speaker 3: On the Chime Time, I love when you said that, Miguel.
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Speaker 1: My apologies, sir.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: My apologies.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: That is so funny, bro. That's hilarious.
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Speaker 3: Well, I got some good news today.
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Speaker 2: You guys know I shot two open bar specials with Mr.
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Speaker 1: Ron Feingold.
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Speaker 3: Shout out to him.
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: And he submitted me to Sirius. And he submitted me the other day, and I got accepted. But he's like, James, sometimes it can take months. It can take up to a year to actually get some play. But he sent me.
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Speaker 3: This screenshot, man.
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Speaker 2: And I got four different jokes that was played on Kevin Hart's LOL Radio on Sirius, man.
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Speaker 1: Yes! Now I got to put LOL back on because I had stopped listening to it, man.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Because they weren't playing anybody I knew. It was always, you know, famous comics. One time Preacher was on there. I heard Preacher and I heard Cam on there once. But yeah, man, that's dope, man.
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Speaker 3: And now the captain. Man, James, look at that.
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Speaker 4: All by yourself, not without Devin.
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Speaker 3: Okay?
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Speaker 4: Not without Devin. With comedy, with your friends.
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Speaker 3: You know your friends. Devin doesn't know friends. He doesn't make eye contact. That's what friends do.
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Speaker 1: Miguel is diabolical. One day he went through my whole page and just went gay.
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Speaker 3: I put pause.
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Speaker 4: It's impossible. I spent 10 minutes doing that too. I was in an airport in a layover.
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Speaker 3: Just pause. What are you doing? I'm trolling, James.
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Speaker 1: Pause.
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Speaker 3: It helps your algorithm.
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Speaker 1: It does. Thank you, Miguel. The community. So that was good news I got. So thank you.
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Speaker 3: I'm happy to share.
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Speaker 1: I'm happy for you.
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Speaker 3: Your success is our success.
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Speaker 1: Amen.
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Speaker 3: Amen. We in this thing. James's coattail all the way to Hollywood.
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Speaker 1: No, hold up.
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Speaker 3: Hold up.
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Speaker 1: Hold up.
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Speaker 3: Hold up.
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Speaker 1: Hold up. Do you even have Sirius XM?
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Speaker 3: Hell no. Of course I don't, kid. Miguel, you knew that already, right? Don't say that out loud. What you listen to when you're riding on the road?
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Speaker 1: Michelle? My phone.
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Speaker 3: Hey, baby. We're about 10 miles outside the house. Now I can talk. Hey, I listen to one thing when I'm on the road. It gets me through.
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Speaker 1: The Joe Budden Podcast. It's like three hours long.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So wherever I'm going. But now we got, you know, all new cars come with Sirius. Sirius is like $ 5 a month, bro. Is it really?
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Speaker 3: It's matching.
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Speaker 1: And what happens is.
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Speaker 3: How do I get into my car, though? I gotta buy something, right? No, no.
00:22:25
Speaker 1: Well, most of the.
00:22:26
Speaker 3: How old is your car, bro?
00:22:28
Speaker 1: Because most of the newer cars come with Sirius XM already installed.
00:22:31
Speaker 3: I'm driving a 2019.
00:22:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be.
00:22:36
Speaker 4: I got 2020 and I got the option for it.
00:22:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, so check it. Well, if you end up getting a newer car with it, it comes with it. So this is what they do, though. They give you the free trial for six months. Every car comes with a free trial. And then they give it to you, but it's like, oh, seriously, it's like $ 5 or $ 6 a month. And then they send you a free Echo Dot. I got like 20 of them. So, at the end of the year, when it goes up to $ 30, I'm like, yeah, you can just cancel it. I'm not paying $ 30. Well, how about you pay $ 7? Okay.
00:23:13
Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
00:23:16
Speaker 1: So, I've had SiriusXM for probably about nine years. I think I pay like $ 11 a month, but that's because I also got the premium channels because I be listening to sports and stuff like that.
00:23:24
Speaker 2: So, basically, Sirius is like the dudes that sell phones in the mall, like, buddy, buddy, buddy.
00:23:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, buddy.
00:23:30
Speaker 3: I make you deal, buddy. Hey, buddy.
00:23:32
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but I love Sirius. Yeah, I love Sirius, man. They got a R & B channel 330. Oh, man. Man, I'll be driving to work listening to it. I'll be like, man, hey, this is wild. It's crazy. They got crazy hip hop, all the hip hop stations, bro. They got old school hip hop. They brought everything. If you like it, they got it. Oh, if you like it, they got it, bro. And I, and they got the LOL network, you know what I'm saying? So that's where, so I started listening to that now. And if you pop up on, I'll make sure to take a peek.
00:24:09
Speaker 3: Can I pose a question to you? I mean, I have a question. It's a statement.
00:24:11
Speaker 4: I kind of want to get you guys opinion. So David Jolly was making fun of me. Cause when we're on the road, All I listen to is like hip hop from my era, maybe from.
00:24:24
Speaker 3: 94 to 2010. And it's not that I don't like new hip hop. I don't know a lot of it. And when I'm on the road, just riding, I just want to know.
00:24:34
Speaker 4: I'm a like every song that's coming on.
00:24:37
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:24:37
Speaker 4: So a lot of times I'll put like, I put something like most deaf radio. Cause the range that you get on most death is a lot of stuff.
00:24:45
Speaker 3: Now I think all of us were older gentlemen.
00:24:48
Speaker 4: Uh, I don't think anybody here has a problem with new stuff, but when it comes to comfort, don't you have like a comfort era or something that you like? I mean, I, they were making me feel weird about it. They were like, man, that's all you listen.
00:25:02
Speaker 3: I was like, no, you know, cause that's what old people do. Charlie's as old as me. Charlie's as old as me. Yeah. I was like, man, yeah. You get off my yard kind of old.
00:25:13
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know I'm there. Me and Ken talk about that.
00:25:16
Speaker 3: I'm not fighting that.
00:25:17
Speaker 1: The 90s and 90s hip-hop and R & B is just good. You're not going to get a bad song. Put on some 2020s R & B and hip-hop. You're going to be like, what is they talking about?
00:25:29
Speaker 3: Yeah. A rug and turkey.
00:25:32
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:25:45
Speaker 4: This is my thought. There is really good hip hop now. I got turned on to a bunch of people that I'm like, oh, this is dope. The thing is, I feel when you put a radio station on from like 20 years ago, they're going to play just.
00:25:58
Speaker 3: The hits you love.
00:25:59
Speaker 1: 102 jams.
00:26:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're going to play.
00:26:02
Speaker 4: So I'm just going to play a playlist of everything that's coming on is something that I love versus exploring.
00:26:10
Speaker 3: It's cool. And I tell you this, too. This is funny.
00:26:12
Speaker 4: If I'm the passenger in the car, you could put things on that are whack. And I'm just like, all right, whatever, because I could focus on whatever. But if I'm driving the next three hours, I want to know it's what I like is on so that I can enjoy that ride.
00:26:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you got your own music. You got your phone. You got your iPads. I mean, people travel now. They bring their entertainment with them. Yeah.
00:26:33
Speaker 4: When I'm driving, though, I don't want to have headphones and stuff on.
00:26:37
Speaker 3: I mean, the Russian is on that phone 24-7. I can play anything. She don't care.
00:26:41
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that.
00:26:41
Speaker 3: She's watching cat videos. She's watching the ending of Rocky IV where he loses.
00:26:48
Speaker 1: That's funny.
00:26:51
Speaker 2: Communism wins.
00:26:55
Speaker 1: I got a comfort spot. For instance, when I go to work in the morning, I literally put a needle bake on for the first hour. Because I have to get ready for this day of nonsense I'm about to deal with. After lunch, it is Black Album Blueprint. It's all hip-hop after lunch. But before lunch, it's R & B. Can I say this, Ken?
00:27:23
Speaker 2: Do not ever be in a corporate setting and play anything Kanye. It is not made for you to be a normal person. Like put on power, put on that, like that song. You'll be cursing people out.
00:27:39
Speaker 1: No, no one man should have all that power. You're like, anyway, he's.
00:27:44
Speaker 3: Doing the black version of office, you know, the office to not.
00:27:48
Speaker 1: Put you in a professional Jeff.
00:27:51
Speaker 3: Can you see the tech guy sitting next to him and he's cracking his music.
00:27:53
Speaker 1: They're going, oh, he's still in there. Here he goes. Before I go.
00:27:58
Speaker 3: To a board meeting, I put on Scarface. I just sit there. I got this killer up inside of me. I walk in and I'm like, hey, man, I want to see these reports. And they're like, you're talking to me like that at a Verizon store. My gay assistant, Jonathan, he takes over my Amazon, my music, and I'll walk in there and he'll be playing his stuff. And I'll be like, oh, man. What is this? I love Hamilton soundtrack.
00:28:21
Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank you.
00:28:22
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Jonathan's cranking a lot of tunes, and I'm like, what is this? Yo, but he knew I'm supposed to interview David Banner on Friday. You got David Banner? Wait, wait. Yeah, and Bruce Banner, too.
00:28:41
Speaker 1: Wait, wait.
00:28:42
Speaker 2: We got to take a break, and then we'll talk about this, because I definitely know Miguel wanted to talk about that when he heard.
00:28:47
Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere, people.
00:28:47
Speaker 3: This is Real Laughs on Real Radio 104.1.
00:29:01
Speaker 2: You're still listening to real laughs on real radio 104.1 i'm your host james john we got kid miller miguel cologne jr and jeff.
00:29:08
Speaker 1: The batman kaufman in the house now you know every saturday me and this gentleman right here get to do a show called under oath you guys need to be following that right now subscribe like and comment and share that hilarity so we can keep that going over there that money train because i i need my little job over there that's right but jeff has been um interviewing some great people as of late, man, some great celebrities. But he also is about to interview somebody that's near and dear to our hip-hop heart. Jeff, please tell the people who you are going to be interviewing here.
00:29:38
Speaker 3: I'm going to be interviewing David Bam. David Banner. David Banner. Oh, my God. See, here's the problem. I feel kind of like a poser sometimes. Because everybody in the office gets excited about somebody.
00:29:50
Speaker 1: And I'm like going, who?
00:29:51
Speaker 3: The guy from the original Hulk show? And they're like, what do you mean? They go, no, he's a rapper.
00:29:57
Speaker 1: I'm going, oh, oh.
00:29:59
Speaker 3: And I looked him up. I did a lot of research. I listened to his new music. But, you know, that wasn't my error, man. But you know what, Jeff?
00:30:08
Speaker 1: I wasn't there.
00:30:09
Speaker 4: I don't think you're a poser for it because you're interviewing them because there's things about this person that interest you.
00:30:15
Speaker 3: And it's just like meeting a new friend.
00:30:17
Speaker 4: You know, it's not like, oh, I only want to hang out with this dude because he's my friend. You're like, oh, I met somebody interesting today. And I think that's going to come out genuinely in the interview process.
00:30:25
Speaker 3: I don't have the idol issues. I don't have the idol issue. When I look somebody up, because I know he's real big on protecting young artists and everything else, I like who he is as a person. And I don't go, you know, I was in my car and I wore that cassette out. Because I've watched people fanboy over somebody. And I have to tell people when they're with me, don't do this. I went to Aerosmith and a buddy of mine, that's his favorite band. And we were in the sound booth with Cosmo and he was lighting it. It was really cool. And the drummer was kind of not playing and he was sitting in the sound booth with us and my buddy was losing his mind i said i swear to god if you fanboy on him i'm gonna kick your ass right out of this booth yeah because i won't say the name but we've had the same experience when we bring somebody backstage of a comedy show in the green room and they started getting a little too hey man settle down act like you've been here before yeah don't start asking for stuff.
00:31:19
Speaker 4: Like it's husselino the puppet chill out i get it he's a big deal everywhere.
00:31:26
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, snap, that's Kermit. That ain't the puppet. I didn't know which one was which.
00:31:37
Speaker 1: Hey, my name is Jersey. Hey, man. You just said Joselito the puppet, son.
00:31:45
Speaker 4: Before somebody goes, he's throwing shade at Joselito. I said that goddamn puppet my avails two times a year.
00:31:52
Speaker 3: I'm not throwing shade.
00:31:53
Speaker 4: I'll tell you right now, if Joselito the puppet called me up and I heard his hand on the phone and he was like, hey, kid.
00:32:01
Speaker 3: Chuck, go on tour. I'll leave these three losers right now.
00:32:05
Speaker 4: I'll drop the mic right now and grab my bag and be like, I never needed none of y'all.
00:32:10
Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of tour, man, Miguel, tell us, brother. You've been on the road a lot lately with David Jollyman. What's going on? How you guys been? Where you going?
00:32:19
Speaker 3: What's going on with the tour, brother? Man, we're good. Tom's Comedy Tour is heading to.
00:32:27
Speaker 4: Oh, hey, man. Hey, listen, man. I've been keeping my blood pressure right. But you're right, Jeff.
00:32:33
Speaker 3: I check my blood pressure.
00:32:36
Speaker 4: So I stay at about a 119 over 85 because they put me on blood pressure medication a while ago and I lost it.
00:32:43
Speaker 1: Which one do you want?
00:32:44
Speaker 4: I pee in my pants. They sound like ibuprofen, but not ibuprofen.
00:32:52
Speaker 1: Ibuprofen?
00:32:53
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a little red pill. I call them the reds. That's my nickname from who put it to ibuprofen. Ibuprofen, yeah. Imodipine. Is that it? Imodipine. I think this was called. Anyway, man, with the Xanax, it's cool. M-F-R-B-P-N. That's what it's called. But now you lied, Jeff. I check my blood pressure a lot on the road. All right.
00:33:22
Speaker 1: Be safe, man.
00:33:22
Speaker 3: Bro, man, like an old man now.
00:33:25
Speaker 4: I was going through security, and I had all my pills in a plastic bag because all I got is blood pressure pills now. It's all the boy got now. All the boy got, man, blood pressure pills, keeping it right. But I said, damn, man, I hope these guys don't think these are like drugs. And then I realized I'm so old. If I do have drugs, they're.
00:33:44
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, he needs those cocaine in there. And they'd be like, he probably needs this to keep his heart.
00:33:51
Speaker 1: I'll let him have it. Yeah.
00:33:54
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:33:56
Speaker 1: A little bump before you get on the plane. There you go.
00:33:58
Speaker 3: We're good, man. We're in, we're in, we're in Miamisburg, Ohio.
00:34:01
Speaker 4: That didn't know that existed, but Miamisburg, Ohio, uh, where they are next week, uh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday at Ricky's comedy club. And we were just this week at the Looney Bin in Arkansas. Thursday, Friday, Saturday run. Looney Bin, Arkansas. Real cool club. This is my first time being over there. The.
00:34:22
Speaker 4: The condo is like a four-bedroom house, 10-minute walk from there.
00:34:28
Speaker 3: And it was great.
00:34:29
Speaker 1: Wow, nice.
00:34:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, just 10-minute walk from there, man. It was great. We had a good time.
00:34:34
Speaker 4: And then shout out to Hank Garza. Hank Garza from Houston, Texas. No, no, no, no, no. From San Antonio, Texas, came out to kick it with us. That dude was a blast. We had a good time. So, we had a good time in Little Rock. I'll tell you what, though. At one of the shows, this girl, she was like, I want to take a picture with y'all, young black lady. And she was like, are y'all cool with bloods? And I was like, what? And she was like, well, she's like, we all blood over here. And I was like, I remember the HBO documentary. It's cool, guys.
00:35:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:35:08
Speaker 3: I was like, man, you're 35 years old, man.
00:35:09
Speaker 1: I'm not even affiliated with a political party. Are you cool with that?
00:35:13
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:35:23
Speaker 4: That affects my roads right like yeah hey hey dude said man i don't even vote i don't care what color you wear right.
00:35:32
Speaker 3: Yeah and here's the crazy part though let me throw this out here the.
00:35:35
Speaker 4: Dude she was with he literally had a a paisley blue shirt on which looked like a bandana and then he was like yeah yeah yeah and then he was like and we take a picture you don't mind if i throw this up And I was like, man, let's not.
00:35:51
Speaker 3: I was like, let's not.
00:35:52
Speaker 4: Man, because I got to travel. But then I had to ask. I was like, let me ask you a question, man. I was like, you a blood? And he named his whole set. And I was like, you got a blue paisley shirt on.
00:36:03
Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, man. I was like, isn't that your whole thing, though? Like, like. Green Lantern is wearing a tan hoodie today. A yellow shirt, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Sinestro style.
00:36:17
Speaker 4: I was just like, man, if I'm going to be part of an organization that really focuses on colors, I'm going to get that part right.
00:36:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, I might get that right. That's the part I'm going to get right.
00:36:27
Speaker 4: Show it to the Klan meeting in your pink hoodie. I left a red shirt in the wash.
00:36:31
Speaker 3: Lorraine. Can't show up to the Klan meeting in Egyptian cotton.
00:36:36
Speaker 1: Yeah. You show up to the Klan meeting and your black girlfriend dropped you off. I want some turkey necks.
00:36:46
Speaker 4: Aisha Mama made them.
00:37:01
Speaker 3: You got cornrows? Yeah. That's wild, bro. That's wild. So I'm glad it's going well for you.
00:37:08
Speaker 2: If y'all on Miguel's social media, please get them tickets.
00:37:11
Speaker 3: Go support those guys. That's a fire show, by the way. So still you, Jake, and David? When we all can.
00:37:19
Speaker 4: So it's been me and David for these past couple runs because Jake's been doing shows with Timmy No Breaks. He was just in Tampa. And shout out to SideSplitters. They were supposed to be there. I was supposed to be with them. SideSplitters two weeks ago on a Thursday. Their flight got delayed. So I ended up being a part of just a show with me and some Tampa boys out in SideSplitters.
00:37:38
Speaker 3: And I thought they were going to.
00:37:40
Speaker 4: I was like, there's going to be 20 tickets sold because they were calling people already by noon saying, hey... Timmy No Breaks isn't going to be able to make it. His flight got delayed. So I thought that was going to happen.
00:37:49
Speaker 1: Nah, man.
00:37:52
Speaker 4: We had 90 people at a Sidesplitter show on Thursday when the headliner couldn't come, and they all knew.
00:37:58
Speaker 3: They all knew.
00:38:00
Speaker 4: And Sidesplitter, like I said, I was on the phone with Tim and Jake earlier that day, and they're like.
00:38:04
Speaker 3: We're not going to make it now.
00:38:05
Speaker 4: Like they're saying there's not a flight till like five o'clock in the evening because of storms. And they left at like 9 a.m. and they just kept getting pushed back. So I thought, you know, I'm still going to go out to Tampa. You know, BT hit me up. So let's do this show. So I would love to. But I thought there was going to be 20, 25, 90 people.
00:38:20
Speaker 3: It's hard because the people show up and they bought the tickets. They will go anyway. That's hard when the person is coming to you. Especially when you've got a babysitter. Yeah, you're like, we are going out.
00:38:33
Speaker 1: And if the club did something like, hey, here's your money back. We still got a show. It's going to be our locals. You got your money back. You got the sitter. Come have some dinner and enjoy the show. Because I'm telling you, a lot of times that local show might have some of us on there and it's going to be a banger.
00:38:54
Speaker 3: All love, but you think BT did that? Nah. You know, he was like, hey, you got tickets for this one, baby? Or you got tickets for Saturday? You got to pick. I looked at the tickets. I said, what? My ticket's still $ 45? He said, hey, they got a sitter. What they going to do? Nah.
00:39:12
Speaker 1: Wow.
00:39:16
Speaker 4: VT put up beat man. Shout out to size, but it is hands down. One of the best comedy clubs in the country.
00:39:22
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:39:22
Speaker 1: It's one of the best. I mean, he's not standing alone now because now he's been branching out, opening some more clubs, but it's up there with the McCurdy's. Yeah, 100%. The McCurdy's are just like.
00:39:37
Speaker 1: They're just phenomenal. It's comedians... Comedians on podcasts talk about how great size footage is. Yeah. They love it, bro. They just love it.
00:39:46
Speaker 3: There's a whole video before....
00:39:48
Speaker 4: When you're inside splitters, there's a whole video outside of the queue with, and I'm not exaggerating. Kendall said maybe 25 of the best comics out right now, all talking about size splitters.
00:40:00
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:01
Speaker 1: Love it. One of my favorite clubs on the planet, bro. Shout out to BT, man. One of my favorite club owners, bro. And the dude that owned it before him, I love him too. He was a wild guy. Bobby Jewel was a wild guy, bro. I love me some Bobby Jewel, bro. I got Bobby Jewel stories that I'll take to the grave, bro.
00:40:23
Speaker 2: I never met that particular gentleman, but shout out to SideSplitters, man.
00:40:27
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:40:28
Speaker 1: We got about two and a half minutes left, and I want to give you guys an opportunity to please let these people know where you guys will be performing this weekend.
00:40:36
Speaker 3: Start with you, Jeff. What you got going on, sir? I got under oath, and I'm actually traveling to Tallahassee.
00:40:43
Speaker 1: Uh-oh. Lottery pickup?
00:40:47
Speaker 3: That's the only time I've been there in the last couple years is I did take two lottery winners in. That was cool. But no, I got some... When I sponsored the Pirates, a lot of the guys there were like, hey, man, you graduate from here. I graduated from Florida, too. They said, why don't you come to homecoming with us? You know when you agree to something like five months?
00:41:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:41:08
Speaker 3: And then somebody says like the day before, we're going to see you?
00:41:13
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:41:13
Speaker 2: And you're going, oh, yeah, we're doing that. So I always, I have dates are tough, but okay. So they're going to, they're getting together for like, they're getting together. And it's like, it's like, I had been back to Florida state in so many years and it's homecoming about 30 years.
00:41:27
Speaker 3: So I'm going to be a, I'm going to watch a game. Going to see you go be in the state. I don't go to games anymore. It's hot. I don't do hot.
00:41:34
Speaker 1: Yeah. You ain't lying about that.
00:41:36
Speaker 3: I'll be going to play in UVA. So they're, they're supposedly going to lose. So, you know, homecoming, you always have like a really crappy, you always pick them. Just Florida state loses to this team. I ain't coming back for another 30. They're going to fly my ashes. And next time I ain't coming.
00:41:50
Speaker 1: There you go. Damn. All right, salute.
00:41:54
Speaker 3: Miguel, where are you going to be this weekend? Are you home for a little rest and relaxation?
00:41:57
Speaker 4: I'm October 3rd. I'm in Sorrento, Florida at Red Tails. October 8th, 9th, and 10th, I'm in Miamisburg, Ohio at Bricky's. October 23rd, I'm in Stanford, Connecticut. And October 24th, I'm in Wallingford, Connecticut.
00:42:13
Speaker 3: Very nice, man. Ken, where are you at this weekend, brother?
00:42:16
Speaker 1: Hey, this weekend, I will be in Melbourne. The OMG is Wix Tour, Gleason Theater. Friday, we're actually doing the Brevard Zoo fundraiser show. That show is sold out. Gleason's sold out. And then next week, we'll be at Gregory's at Cocoa Beach. We got a few tickets left for that, man. And then the following week, it's the TED Talk. Come see me, man. I'm actually headlining the TED Talk. I will be closing it. Yeah!
00:42:46
Speaker 3: Come on, man.
00:42:48
Speaker 1: Come on, bro. Y'all, get your tickets. Come see me. Use code Meal30. Meal30. You get 30% off your tickets.
00:42:55
Speaker 3: That, man. I thought we were going to come as your entourage. What do you mean?
00:42:59
Speaker 1: Hey, that's hilarious.
00:43:00
Speaker 3: Hey, man.
00:43:01
Speaker 1: My entourage already got them tickets, y'all.
00:43:04
Speaker 3: You got a five-minute guest spot?
00:43:06
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:43:07
Speaker 3: I got a hot vibe if you use wrong.
00:43:09
Speaker 4: Gotcha.
00:43:15
Speaker 1: And if you guys want to catch me this weekend, I am going back to Palm Harbor. I will be at Snappers. There's no Thursday show, just Friday and Saturday. Y'all know how to get them tickets. Yeah. Go on through, people.
00:43:25
Speaker 3: Let's have a good time.
00:43:27
Speaker 2: As always, thank y'all for listening to Real Last on Real Radio 104.1.
00:43:30
Speaker 3: I've been your host today, Mr.
00:43:31
Speaker 1: James John.
00:43:32
Speaker 3: That's Ken Miller.
00:43:33
Speaker 1: That's Miguel Colon Jr. And that's Jeff, the Batman Kaufman. Thank you, guys.
00:43:37
Speaker 3: We will see you tomorrow. But, Ken, tell them what to do.
00:43:40
Speaker 1: Take your ass to bed. We out.
00:43:43
Speaker 4: We out.
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Speaker 3: On listen i i i'm just fortunate to be able to share the stage with you two gentlemen all the time Okay.
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Speaker 1: The sad thing is I don't even.
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Speaker 3: Know if you want to take credit for that, that I wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't for you guys.
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Speaker 1: Brother, let me tell you something.
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Speaker 3: I've seen some comedy out there, and you're doing just fine. Trust me when I say that. And I'm going to leave it at that.
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Speaker 2: I enjoyed the studio by the godfather of Orlando comedy as well.
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Speaker 3: But today, like no other day, he has a new name. That's right. It's The Lord Tired 2. All right.
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Speaker 1: Can't explain that, man. The Lord Tired 2. Bruh. I went to Mike Hurley. He parents threw him a surprise party last night. Oh, nice. Me and Sean got home at one o'clock in the morning on a Sunday night. We went to arcade. We went to arcade time. I drive. Yeah, it is ten dollars. Unlimited play.
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Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
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Speaker 1: You got to come back. It is $ 10 unlimited play. It is downstairs is all the virtual games. Upstairs is all the arcade pinballs. Now you got to pay for darts and bowling and that separately. And we got there at seven o'clock and we were playing games until one o'clock in the morning.
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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that sounds absolutely amazing. You mean I can just pay $ 10? I can go play all the games I want?
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Speaker 1: Wait a minute. It's down the street from Afro. It used to be the Bronze Kingdom. Alright, but let me ask a question. It's called the Type Mic Arcade.
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Speaker 3: Wow. Okay, first off, is it real games or it's got like a ColecoVision hooked up on TV?
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Speaker 1: Nah, it's all arcade games. Oh, nice. Yeah, you'll love it. But I'm going to tell you like this, James. Hey, next time we go out, let's go do that. They serve drinks?
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Speaker 3: For real.
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Speaker 1: They got drink, food, everything. Jeff, we're going to do that.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: You not young no more. Okay. Debt like that? After 15 minutes, you go.
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Speaker 3: I can't hit him with the heart.
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Speaker 1: Bro, I played. Man, look here. I was playing one of the fight games. I think it was like Double Dragon. And after a while, I just let him kill me. I just let him kill me.
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Speaker 3: I'm tired. Hey, you guys hear me? Yeah. You're coming in a little strange. Okay.
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Speaker 1: How's it coming in?
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Speaker 3: Yes, that is Miguel Colon Jr.
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Speaker 2: That is the road dog right there. Miguel has been on tour with Mr. David Jolly. He's been ripping up the country.
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Speaker 3: Welcome, my friend. It's been too long. Cool, man. I miss you guys. I miss you. Can you hear the tired in his voice? That's the road voice he's got.
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Speaker 1: I'm exhausted.
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Speaker 3: I didn't even realize I was flying back.
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Speaker 4: I flew out of Sanford on Wednesday because we were in Arkansas. And on Sunday, I was flying back home, got out the plane. And I was like, where the hell am I? Because I forgot it was Sanford Airport. I was like, where the hell am I? I freaked for a second, man. I freaked for a second.
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Speaker 1: I flew to the wrong place, y'all.
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Speaker 3: I thought I booked a ticket back to the wrong place. Oh my God, Miguel.
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Speaker 4: If I would have thought about it, I wouldn't know because I saw Orlando.
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Speaker 3: I saw all that.
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Speaker 4: But still, when I got out, I was just like.
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Speaker 3: That Sanford airport is weird because they got weird airlines there. They got like a Legion.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I flew. Sanford got all them off-brand airlines. Shaq got an airline out there. Black and Decker.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Black and Decker.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Duck to flight. Mountain jet, you know?
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Speaker 1: That's what he said. Maybe.
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Speaker 3: Maybe air. Maybe you get there. Maybe you don't.
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Speaker 1: Hey, I flew in an airline last week. It was just called Plane. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: B-L-I-A-I-N. Plane.
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Speaker 1: That was sad. That is hilarious.
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Speaker 3: I got on.
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Speaker 1: They was like, do anybody know how to fly this thing? Because the pilot ain't here. Yeah. I got fired.
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Speaker 3: That's his breathalyzer. Shaq's airline. He's like, hey, everybody. Welcome to Shaq airline. Sponsored by Papa John's. And then.
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Speaker 1: Y'all remember I used to play with Kobe? Hey, hey, hey. Black folk mad at Shaq, bruh. Yeah. They mad at Shaq. No, no.
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Speaker 3: What'd he do? What?
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Speaker 1: He took that honorary FBI badge, whatever, from, what's the FBI director?
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Speaker 3: Cash Patel.
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Speaker 1: From Cash Patel. And black folk, black folk, like, anytime when stuff is going wrong in the United States, And what they do is they find that one rich, famous black dude and make him the token. Like, hey, come on, man. Let me show you that we love you.
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Speaker 4: I know, you know there's some black folk who aunties are typists at the FBI right now.
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Speaker 3: They're not telling her to quit her job. No, they're not.
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Speaker 1: But that person don't tell you they work at the FBI no more.
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Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say. And Shaq, the only reason he did it, he thought the dude said cash app, Patil.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 3: He's like, wait, wait, he ain't, he.
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Speaker 1: Got, I got it. Hey, my, my, my sister, baby daddy named Cash. He thought, I thought Cash was going to be here.
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Speaker 3: He thought it was Cashman Records.
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Speaker 1: What baby that?
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Speaker 3: Where baby at?
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Speaker 1: This ain't for the nine-nine. But apparently Shaq has like honorary deputy. Well, he's a real police officer.
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Speaker 3: Shaq's a real police officer. Come on, man.
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Speaker 1: Man, let me tell you something. Shaq pulled me over. I drive my ass off.
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Speaker 3: The car would be lifted up.
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Speaker 1: It'd be like a two-wheel drive.
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Speaker 3: Shaq pulled me over.
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Speaker 1: I drive off, B. And I love Shaq. Shaq's one of my favorite kids of all time.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Shaq. If Shaq tried to shoot you, you'd just run to the three-point line.
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Speaker 1: Damn! You ain't even got to run. He's 7'3. Like, he's shooting over you.
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Speaker 3: Oh, man, you going to do this to me like that?
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Speaker 1: Hey, Shaq's one of those, what do you call it?
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Speaker 2: He's not even, he's one of them celebrities to me. When I watch him, he just looks like he's having the time of his life all the time.
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Speaker 3: Like, he don't really do anything. And he takes care of everybody. Every store he walks into, he takes care. He spreads out wealth.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah his daddy taught him that man the sergeant that was biological didn't bother bother yeah right his daddy taught him to be a good dude man you know.
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Speaker 3: I hope I hope the black community and Shaq heal because Shaq is a Mexican icon. They'll talk to him on the internet. That's right. We got you a black man on the radio. Let me hear from you, Jeff, about the black community.
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Speaker 1: Here come this crack.
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Speaker 3: Well, you know we don't run Hollywood anymore, so we got to do something.
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Speaker 1: That's funny.
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Speaker 3: Wow. Y'all still got the weather, you know?
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Speaker 1: Hey, you know, Miguel, I agree because I know when Snoop did the inauguration, they, black folk, could stand Snoop. And you know what Snoop did? Snoop just kept flooding the internet with funny videos. Eventually, on like video 50, they were like, okay, all right, man, this one good.
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Speaker 4: He out-meaned us. I'm victim of that. I could, cause, cause man, I'll be honest, man. my values aren't strong compared to my values aren't strong.
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Speaker 3: So you can out meme me you can out meme me right now like.
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Speaker 4: If kim jong started posting like dude iran had me when they were posting lego videos i.
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Speaker 3: Was like hey man these dudes oh wow they all right bro it's like they all right hey hey i.
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Speaker 1: Know i'm not a protester because i'll be looking around like we really ain't going to target right now we're talking about all the new oreo flavors go get the chicken and waffle oreo oh man come on man oh hey oh this week we did yo bro i'm.
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Speaker 3: Gonna start tomorrow i'm gonna start tomorrow after after i after i fill up yeah this this.
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Speaker 1: My thing about protesters Y'all really got PTO to be all protesting? Take your ass to work. Who taking sick days to protest? Take your ass to work, bro. Every time I see a group of protesters, it's like you've been there for three or four days. I'm like, yo, you could have went to the Bahamas. You in Milwaukee?
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Speaker 3: I saw James Jones on a cruise boat. I didn't need that.
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Speaker 1: I didn't need that.
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Speaker 3: I wanted to see James. Hot take, Ken. There's only two kind of protesters.
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Speaker 4: Protesters with really good jobs and protesters with no jobs. Really, it's one to nine to five protests. It's like, I want to be there, but they giving out OT.
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Speaker 1: It's like, Jeff, you work downtown and I'm Christian. So don't be mad at me. But the Jehovah Witness that stand on the corner all day, like you ain't have to work today. Right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You like I love God, but I take a PTO for him.
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Speaker 4: Mm-hmm black israelites black israelites are only there on saturday that lets me know okay monday through friday but i'd love to run into one of the black israelites at work monday through friday too because i wonder where some of them work because some of them have to be like hey how's it going carl all pretty good weekend blah blah blah and then saturday comes like you devil ass carl It's like Coyote and the Sheepdog from Acme cartoons.
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Speaker 3: Just meeting each other at the clock.
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Speaker 1: What's his name? I don't know. I always say Fred.
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Speaker 3: Is it Fred? No, probably not.
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Speaker 1: You know, my movie ain't good.
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Speaker 3: I don't know. Did any of you catch that movie, Coyote? Oh, I want to see it. I heard it's great, Jeff. Did you see it? Dude, I love that movie. It's great. Man, I love that movie. Like, I want you to know, I've never really been into the Coyote. But after the movie, I go, you know what? I'm a huge Coyote fan. I love the Roadrunner and Coyote.
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Speaker 1: They used to crack me up.
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Speaker 3: And the Roadrunner and how they established their relationship. I ain't going to spoil it, but I almost cried. the whole time this dude just holding up little signs you don't even talk I don't waste it it's the end when you see the end you're gonna go oh my god I never I.
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Speaker 4: Hear this movie Jeff was done 2018 it's just been pushed back and never got released.
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Speaker 3: It was held because of the money they were gonna write it off like they wrote off Batwoman oh man Yeah, they had written it off, and it got bought out of the write-out.
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Speaker 1: It's Ralph the Wolf and Sam the Sheepdog. Ralph is like, hey, Ralph.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Sam. Bro, that's one of the best. And you will get that same feeling at the end of this movie. And everyone was great, and it was like Roger Rabbit, but kind of a fun version of it, where you weren't like... It was like, everyone was kind of, the best, my favorite is this personal injury attorney. The whole thing's about his billboards and how he, how he represents cartoon characters. And he sells them out for like 300 bucks.
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Speaker 1: I don't go to trial.
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Speaker 3: I settled. I didn't say it reminded me of somebody, but I was laughing pretty hard. That's not bad at all, man.
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Speaker 1: I wanted to see it, man. We, I, what did we end up going to see? Oh, I ended up going to see Transformers again. But I wanted to see... Yeah, I saw it again. Yeah, I got... Because I saw it in 4DX and that... Hey, man, that... Get rid of that.
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Speaker 4: That.
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Speaker 3: I ain't doing it.
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Speaker 1: Who I deal with that, bro?
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Speaker 3: Like, hey.
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Speaker 1: Once. Hey, that's my second time doing it.
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Speaker 4: Why?
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Speaker 1: Because I swear... Because the first time, I went to see Bad Boys 2.
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Speaker 3: And I.
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Speaker 1: For some reason, Miguel, I thought you could cut the seat off.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. You can't. No, you cut the water.
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Speaker 1: You cut the water, bro. I'm like, why is the seat shaking? I'm dying.
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Speaker 3: You got a landlord chair. All you can do is cut off the utilities.
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Speaker 1: Damn, that's fun.
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Speaker 3: I can't be like, ow!
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Speaker 4: Ow!
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 3: Okay. Okay. Right. Right. I took my people to a Grogu movie, and that seat threw me around, and I'm everywhere. I can't sit here no more. Because I don't want to see movies like that. I just want to watch a really good movie.
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Speaker 1: It was so bad. I stood up, because there's a little bar in the back.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I went and stood and leaned up on the little.
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Speaker 3: Bars in the back.
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Speaker 1: It was like, yo, this don't, this, and the only reason I wouldn't see it because I thought it was going to be kind of cool.
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Speaker 3: That was your protest.
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Speaker 1: That was it.
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Speaker 3: But he went twice.
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Speaker 1: No, my second time, I went to go see it in regular D. Regular D. Regular D.
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Speaker 3: Regular D.
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Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere, people.
00:14:29
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. This is Real Laughs on Real Radio. Remember, Autobots roll out.
00:14:49
Speaker 1: Welcome back, everybody.
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Speaker 2: You're still listening to Real Laughs on Real Radio 104.1.
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Speaker 1: I'm your host tonight, James Young. Join the studio, Mr. Miguel Colon.
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Speaker 2: Don't you forget the junior knows who his daddy is, Jeff the Batman Coffin.
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Speaker 3: And as always, the godfather of Orlando comedy, Mr. Ken Miller. But today, the Lord is tired, too. Can't say he feel like washing detergent because he is tired. That's right.
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Speaker 1: Hey, real quick. I got something I want to ask y'all, right? I want to take this to Jeff. So, Jeff, you just did some social media videos with a dude. Yeah, with Jared.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Not from Subway, a different job.
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Speaker 1: But not Subway. So here's my question, because it made me think, because we were talking about it before we came on, because I guess we don't know what his handle is or his name is, like on social media. And I was hanging out with my wife and Mike and everybody, and they called Wix Josh. That's instead of Wicks. But I call, I call him Wicks. And, but his wife calls him Joshua. I asked Sean, I said, if I had a stage name, would you call me Ken or my stage name? She said, I would never call you a stage name.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 3: It depends. And it was better. It could be.
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Speaker 1: I was like, so this met the man wife called him Clifford.
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Speaker 3: Like it's how you met the person.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Cause yeah.
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Speaker 4: It, If I met a girl and she had a stage name, she was a singer or something like that, she would say, I'm making her a singer because you know where I really would have met her.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: But no, if I met a girl and she had a stage name and it was like, you know, like, let's say her stage name was Sunshine.
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Speaker 3: Everybody knows that's how I hung out with her, A.L. Sunshine. She introduced herself. I don't know if I would call her Clarice when we were together. I know I would when I was peed off. I know what I was thinking.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Clarice!
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Speaker 3: What's going on here? No, I don't call celebrities by their stage name. Like, I mean... like the weird ones that have these cool, even if, even if that's the name, they introduce themselves to us. Cause that's what I do. Well, normally I'm in a professional when I, when we do professional, they know I'm a lawyer and everything. Yeah. And they're coming to me, they're talking to me about a problem or something. Yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't go, Hey, T money or something. It'd be like, Hey, you know, the, the, the thing I'm going to have to write on the complaint. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I need your government, bro. Hey, I need your government. So I was just curious, man, because I was like, I wonder, because his wife always calls him Josh, and I've always called him Wicks, and me and Sean was laughing. I said, met the man's wife, run around, talking about Clifford. Clifford. What you want for dinner, Cliff?
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Speaker 2: And by the way, the guy that you did a video with that has over 100,000 views, The Flaming Sea.
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Speaker 3: That's what he goes by on Instagram. He goes, somebody calls me in my office. You need cranberry juice for that. You got to see this video. And this dude did like five videos outside one of my billboards. And they were funny, but nobody even, Ken saw it. He can't even share a video with me in it to me. Me and Ken saw it. That's how far off the list I am for you.
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Speaker 1: I sent it to the fellas.
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Speaker 3: He sent it to everybody. I'm not on his list. So he didn't send it to the person who was in the damn video.
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Speaker 1: Yo.
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Speaker 3: So I called the dude up and I'm like, hey, you know, I'd like to do a collab because what are you thinking? I said, why don't we go back to my board and we do it exactly like you do. I'm just going to slide in, not say anything. Because he doesn't speak in his videos. He shows up with these goggles, these ski goggles, and he goes, you wearing it?
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Speaker 1: I'm wearing it.
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Speaker 3: Ask me how many followers you got. 962,000 followers. He's a good dude. He's a good dude, man.
00:18:37
Speaker 2: He's inspirational, too.
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Speaker 3: But I kept watching that number rise. I was going, God, this number keeps going up. And I think he averages, I think he averages about 50, 60, but this one did a hundred. And I think some people were like surprised. They go, that's the dude on the billboard. And I thought that'd be hysterical. You're sitting here by the billboard and the dude just slides in on you.
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Speaker 1: I was going, it is. Nah, that's, nah, that's, that's funny, bro. That, that, that was the word. That was good, yeah. Like I said, so now we got three great videos. So we got Jeff sliding into the thing. We got Mr. Chime Time, Miguel, and James peeing on himself, bro.
00:19:20
Speaker 3: Hey, could we say, could I share some good news with y'all, man?
00:19:24
Speaker 1: Let's do it, baby.
00:19:25
Speaker 3: Please. Can I share something that just happened? You're coming back to the real crew. It's all right. Nobody's going to hold it against you. Thanks, man.
00:19:32
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
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Speaker 3: You got promoted on the cruise line.
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Speaker 1: Hey, what you said at the end of the video, my apologies, sir. My apologies.
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Speaker 3: On the Chime Time, I love when you said that, Miguel.
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Speaker 1: My apologies, sir.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: My apologies.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: That is so funny, bro. That's hilarious.
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Speaker 3: Well, I got some good news today.
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Speaker 2: You guys know I shot two open bar specials with Mr.
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Speaker 1: Ron Feingold.
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Speaker 3: Shout out to him.
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Speaker 1: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: And he submitted me to Sirius. And he submitted me the other day, and I got accepted. But he's like, James, sometimes it can take months. It can take up to a year to actually get some play. But he sent me.
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Speaker 3: This screenshot, man.
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Speaker 2: And I got four different jokes that was played on Kevin Hart's LOL Radio on Sirius, man.
00:20:12
Speaker 1: Yes! Now I got to put LOL back on because I had stopped listening to it, man.
00:20:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:20:18
Speaker 1: Because they weren't playing anybody I knew. It was always, you know, famous comics. One time Preacher was on there. I heard Preacher and I heard Cam on there once. But yeah, man, that's dope, man.
00:20:28
Speaker 3: And now the captain. Man, James, look at that.
00:20:33
Speaker 4: All by yourself, not without Devin.
00:20:35
Speaker 3: Okay?
00:20:37
Speaker 4: Not without Devin. With comedy, with your friends.
00:20:42
Speaker 3: You know your friends. Devin doesn't know friends. He doesn't make eye contact. That's what friends do.
00:20:50
Speaker 1: Miguel is diabolical. One day he went through my whole page and just went gay.
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Speaker 3: I put pause.
00:21:01
Speaker 4: It's impossible. I spent 10 minutes doing that too. I was in an airport in a layover.
00:21:06
Speaker 3: Just pause. What are you doing? I'm trolling, James.
00:21:11
Speaker 1: Pause.
00:21:13
Speaker 3: It helps your algorithm.
00:21:14
Speaker 1: It does. Thank you, Miguel. The community. So that was good news I got. So thank you.
00:21:21
Speaker 3: I'm happy to share.
00:21:21
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you.
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Speaker 3: Your success is our success.
00:21:24
Speaker 1: Amen.
00:21:24
Speaker 3: Amen. We in this thing. James's coattail all the way to Hollywood.
00:21:29
Speaker 1: No, hold up.
00:21:30
Speaker 3: Hold up.
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Speaker 1: Hold up.
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Speaker 3: Hold up.
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Speaker 1: Hold up. Do you even have Sirius XM?
00:21:36
Speaker 3: Hell no. Of course I don't, kid. Miguel, you knew that already, right? Don't say that out loud. What you listen to when you're riding on the road?
00:21:53
Speaker 1: Michelle? My phone.
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Speaker 3: Hey, baby. We're about 10 miles outside the house. Now I can talk. Hey, I listen to one thing when I'm on the road. It gets me through.
00:22:06
Speaker 1: The Joe Budden Podcast. It's like three hours long.
00:22:11
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:22:11
Speaker 1: So wherever I'm going. But now we got, you know, all new cars come with Sirius. Sirius is like $ 5 a month, bro. Is it really?
00:22:20
Speaker 3: It's matching.
00:22:21
Speaker 1: And what happens is.
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Speaker 3: How do I get into my car, though? I gotta buy something, right? No, no.
00:22:25
Speaker 1: Well, most of the.
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Speaker 3: How old is your car, bro?
00:22:28
Speaker 1: Because most of the newer cars come with Sirius XM already installed.
00:22:31
Speaker 3: I'm driving a 2019.
00:22:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be.
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Speaker 4: I got 2020 and I got the option for it.
00:22:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, so check it. Well, if you end up getting a newer car with it, it comes with it. So this is what they do, though. They give you the free trial for six months. Every car comes with a free trial. And then they give it to you, but it's like, oh, seriously, it's like $ 5 or $ 6 a month. And then they send you a free Echo Dot. I got like 20 of them. So, at the end of the year, when it goes up to $ 30, I'm like, yeah, you can just cancel it. I'm not paying $ 30. Well, how about you pay $ 7? Okay.
00:23:13
Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
00:23:16
Speaker 1: So, I've had SiriusXM for probably about nine years. I think I pay like $ 11 a month, but that's because I also got the premium channels because I be listening to sports and stuff like that.
00:23:24
Speaker 2: So, basically, Sirius is like the dudes that sell phones in the mall, like, buddy, buddy, buddy.
00:23:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, buddy.
00:23:30
Speaker 3: I make you deal, buddy. Hey, buddy.
00:23:32
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but I love Sirius. Yeah, I love Sirius, man. They got a R & B channel 330. Oh, man. Man, I'll be driving to work listening to it. I'll be like, man, hey, this is wild. It's crazy. They got crazy hip hop, all the hip hop stations, bro. They got old school hip hop. They brought everything. If you like it, they got it. Oh, if you like it, they got it, bro. And I, and they got the LOL network, you know what I'm saying? So that's where, so I started listening to that now. And if you pop up on, I'll make sure to take a peek.
00:24:09
Speaker 3: Can I pose a question to you? I mean, I have a question. It's a statement.
00:24:11
Speaker 4: I kind of want to get you guys opinion. So David Jolly was making fun of me. Cause when we're on the road, All I listen to is like hip hop from my era, maybe from.
00:24:24
Speaker 3: 94 to 2010. And it's not that I don't like new hip hop. I don't know a lot of it. And when I'm on the road, just riding, I just want to know.
00:24:34
Speaker 4: I'm a like every song that's coming on.
00:24:37
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:24:37
Speaker 4: So a lot of times I'll put like, I put something like most deaf radio. Cause the range that you get on most death is a lot of stuff.
00:24:45
Speaker 3: Now I think all of us were older gentlemen.
00:24:48
Speaker 4: Uh, I don't think anybody here has a problem with new stuff, but when it comes to comfort, don't you have like a comfort era or something that you like? I mean, I, they were making me feel weird about it. They were like, man, that's all you listen.
00:25:02
Speaker 3: I was like, no, you know, cause that's what old people do. Charlie's as old as me. Charlie's as old as me. Yeah. I was like, man, yeah. You get off my yard kind of old.
00:25:13
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know I'm there. Me and Ken talk about that.
00:25:16
Speaker 3: I'm not fighting that.
00:25:17
Speaker 1: The 90s and 90s hip-hop and R & B is just good. You're not going to get a bad song. Put on some 2020s R & B and hip-hop. You're going to be like, what is they talking about?
00:25:29
Speaker 3: Yeah. A rug and turkey.
00:25:32
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:25:45
Speaker 4: This is my thought. There is really good hip hop now. I got turned on to a bunch of people that I'm like, oh, this is dope. The thing is, I feel when you put a radio station on from like 20 years ago, they're going to play just.
00:25:58
Speaker 3: The hits you love.
00:25:59
Speaker 1: 102 jams.
00:26:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're going to play.
00:26:02
Speaker 4: So I'm just going to play a playlist of everything that's coming on is something that I love versus exploring.
00:26:10
Speaker 3: It's cool. And I tell you this, too. This is funny.
00:26:12
Speaker 4: If I'm the passenger in the car, you could put things on that are whack. And I'm just like, all right, whatever, because I could focus on whatever. But if I'm driving the next three hours, I want to know it's what I like is on so that I can enjoy that ride.
00:26:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you got your own music. You got your phone. You got your iPads. I mean, people travel now. They bring their entertainment with them. Yeah.
00:26:33
Speaker 4: When I'm driving, though, I don't want to have headphones and stuff on.
00:26:37
Speaker 3: I mean, the Russian is on that phone 24-7. I can play anything. She don't care.
00:26:41
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that.
00:26:41
Speaker 3: She's watching cat videos. She's watching the ending of Rocky IV where he loses.
00:26:48
Speaker 1: That's funny.
00:26:51
Speaker 2: Communism wins.
00:26:55
Speaker 1: I got a comfort spot. For instance, when I go to work in the morning, I literally put a needle bake on for the first hour. Because I have to get ready for this day of nonsense I'm about to deal with. After lunch, it is Black Album Blueprint. It's all hip-hop after lunch. But before lunch, it's R & B. Can I say this, Ken?
00:27:23
Speaker 2: Do not ever be in a corporate setting and play anything Kanye. It is not made for you to be a normal person. Like put on power, put on that, like that song. You'll be cursing people out.
00:27:39
Speaker 1: No, no one man should have all that power. You're like, anyway, he's.
00:27:44
Speaker 3: Doing the black version of office, you know, the office to not.
00:27:48
Speaker 1: Put you in a professional Jeff.
00:27:51
Speaker 3: Can you see the tech guy sitting next to him and he's cracking his music.
00:27:53
Speaker 1: They're going, oh, he's still in there. Here he goes. Before I go.
00:27:58
Speaker 3: To a board meeting, I put on Scarface. I just sit there. I got this killer up inside of me. I walk in and I'm like, hey, man, I want to see these reports. And they're like, you're talking to me like that at a Verizon store. My gay assistant, Jonathan, he takes over my Amazon, my music, and I'll walk in there and he'll be playing his stuff. And I'll be like, oh, man. What is this? I love Hamilton soundtrack.
00:28:21
Speaker 1: Yeah. Thank you.
00:28:22
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Jonathan's cranking a lot of tunes, and I'm like, what is this? Yo, but he knew I'm supposed to interview David Banner on Friday. You got David Banner? Wait, wait. Yeah, and Bruce Banner, too.
00:28:41
Speaker 1: Wait, wait.
00:28:42
Speaker 2: We got to take a break, and then we'll talk about this, because I definitely know Miguel wanted to talk about that when he heard.
00:28:47
Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere, people.
00:28:47
Speaker 3: This is Real Laughs on Real Radio 104.1.
00:29:01
Speaker 2: You're still listening to real laughs on real radio 104.1 i'm your host james john we got kid miller miguel cologne jr and jeff.
00:29:08
Speaker 1: The batman kaufman in the house now you know every saturday me and this gentleman right here get to do a show called under oath you guys need to be following that right now subscribe like and comment and share that hilarity so we can keep that going over there that money train because i i need my little job over there that's right but jeff has been um interviewing some great people as of late, man, some great celebrities. But he also is about to interview somebody that's near and dear to our hip-hop heart. Jeff, please tell the people who you are going to be interviewing here.
00:29:38
Speaker 3: I'm going to be interviewing David Bam. David Banner. David Banner. Oh, my God. See, here's the problem. I feel kind of like a poser sometimes. Because everybody in the office gets excited about somebody.
00:29:50
Speaker 1: And I'm like going, who?
00:29:51
Speaker 3: The guy from the original Hulk show? And they're like, what do you mean? They go, no, he's a rapper.
00:29:57
Speaker 1: I'm going, oh, oh.
00:29:59
Speaker 3: And I looked him up. I did a lot of research. I listened to his new music. But, you know, that wasn't my error, man. But you know what, Jeff?
00:30:08
Speaker 1: I wasn't there.
00:30:09
Speaker 4: I don't think you're a poser for it because you're interviewing them because there's things about this person that interest you.
00:30:15
Speaker 3: And it's just like meeting a new friend.
00:30:17
Speaker 4: You know, it's not like, oh, I only want to hang out with this dude because he's my friend. You're like, oh, I met somebody interesting today. And I think that's going to come out genuinely in the interview process.
00:30:25
Speaker 3: I don't have the idol issues. I don't have the idol issue. When I look somebody up, because I know he's real big on protecting young artists and everything else, I like who he is as a person. And I don't go, you know, I was in my car and I wore that cassette out. Because I've watched people fanboy over somebody. And I have to tell people when they're with me, don't do this. I went to Aerosmith and a buddy of mine, that's his favorite band. And we were in the sound booth with Cosmo and he was lighting it. It was really cool. And the drummer was kind of not playing and he was sitting in the sound booth with us and my buddy was losing his mind i said i swear to god if you fanboy on him i'm gonna kick your ass right out of this booth yeah because i won't say the name but we've had the same experience when we bring somebody backstage of a comedy show in the green room and they started getting a little too hey man settle down act like you've been here before yeah don't start asking for stuff.
00:31:19
Speaker 4: Like it's husselino the puppet chill out i get it he's a big deal everywhere.
00:31:26
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, snap, that's Kermit. That ain't the puppet. I didn't know which one was which.
00:31:37
Speaker 1: Hey, my name is Jersey. Hey, man. You just said Joselito the puppet, son.
00:31:45
Speaker 4: Before somebody goes, he's throwing shade at Joselito. I said that goddamn puppet my avails two times a year.
00:31:52
Speaker 3: I'm not throwing shade.
00:31:53
Speaker 4: I'll tell you right now, if Joselito the puppet called me up and I heard his hand on the phone and he was like, hey, kid.
00:32:01
Speaker 3: Chuck, go on tour. I'll leave these three losers right now.
00:32:05
Speaker 4: I'll drop the mic right now and grab my bag and be like, I never needed none of y'all.
00:32:10
Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of tour, man, Miguel, tell us, brother. You've been on the road a lot lately with David Jollyman. What's going on? How you guys been? Where you going?
00:32:19
Speaker 3: What's going on with the tour, brother? Man, we're good. Tom's Comedy Tour is heading to.
00:32:27
Speaker 4: Oh, hey, man. Hey, listen, man. I've been keeping my blood pressure right. But you're right, Jeff.
00:32:33
Speaker 3: I check my blood pressure.
00:32:36
Speaker 4: So I stay at about a 119 over 85 because they put me on blood pressure medication a while ago and I lost it.
00:32:43
Speaker 1: Which one do you want?
00:32:44
Speaker 4: I pee in my pants. They sound like ibuprofen, but not ibuprofen.
00:32:52
Speaker 1: Ibuprofen?
00:32:53
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a little red pill. I call them the reds. That's my nickname from who put it to ibuprofen. Ibuprofen, yeah. Imodipine. Is that it? Imodipine. I think this was called. Anyway, man, with the Xanax, it's cool. M-F-R-B-P-N. That's what it's called. But now you lied, Jeff. I check my blood pressure a lot on the road. All right.
00:33:22
Speaker 1: Be safe, man.
00:33:22
Speaker 3: Bro, man, like an old man now.
00:33:25
Speaker 4: I was going through security, and I had all my pills in a plastic bag because all I got is blood pressure pills now. It's all the boy got now. All the boy got, man, blood pressure pills, keeping it right. But I said, damn, man, I hope these guys don't think these are like drugs. And then I realized I'm so old. If I do have drugs, they're.
00:33:44
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, he needs those cocaine in there. And they'd be like, he probably needs this to keep his heart.
00:33:51
Speaker 1: I'll let him have it. Yeah.
00:33:54
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:33:56
Speaker 1: A little bump before you get on the plane. There you go.
00:33:58
Speaker 3: We're good, man. We're in, we're in, we're in Miamisburg, Ohio.
00:34:01
Speaker 4: That didn't know that existed, but Miamisburg, Ohio, uh, where they are next week, uh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday at Ricky's comedy club. And we were just this week at the Looney Bin in Arkansas. Thursday, Friday, Saturday run. Looney Bin, Arkansas. Real cool club. This is my first time being over there. The.
00:34:22
Speaker 4: The condo is like a four-bedroom house, 10-minute walk from there.
00:34:28
Speaker 3: And it was great.
00:34:29
Speaker 1: Wow, nice.
00:34:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, just 10-minute walk from there, man. It was great. We had a good time.
00:34:34
Speaker 4: And then shout out to Hank Garza. Hank Garza from Houston, Texas. No, no, no, no, no. From San Antonio, Texas, came out to kick it with us. That dude was a blast. We had a good time. So, we had a good time in Little Rock. I'll tell you what, though. At one of the shows, this girl, she was like, I want to take a picture with y'all, young black lady. And she was like, are y'all cool with bloods? And I was like, what? And she was like, well, she's like, we all blood over here. And I was like, I remember the HBO documentary. It's cool, guys.
00:35:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:35:08
Speaker 3: I was like, man, you're 35 years old, man.
00:35:09
Speaker 1: I'm not even affiliated with a political party. Are you cool with that?
00:35:13
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:35:23
Speaker 4: That affects my roads right like yeah hey hey dude said man i don't even vote i don't care what color you wear right.
00:35:32
Speaker 3: Yeah and here's the crazy part though let me throw this out here the.
00:35:35
Speaker 4: Dude she was with he literally had a a paisley blue shirt on which looked like a bandana and then he was like yeah yeah yeah and then he was like and we take a picture you don't mind if i throw this up And I was like, man, let's not.
00:35:51
Speaker 3: I was like, let's not.
00:35:52
Speaker 4: Man, because I got to travel. But then I had to ask. I was like, let me ask you a question, man. I was like, you a blood? And he named his whole set. And I was like, you got a blue paisley shirt on.
00:36:03
Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, man. I was like, isn't that your whole thing, though? Like, like. Green Lantern is wearing a tan hoodie today. A yellow shirt, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Sinestro style.
00:36:17
Speaker 4: I was just like, man, if I'm going to be part of an organization that really focuses on colors, I'm going to get that part right.
00:36:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, I might get that right. That's the part I'm going to get right.
00:36:27
Speaker 4: Show it to the Klan meeting in your pink hoodie. I left a red shirt in the wash.
00:36:31
Speaker 3: Lorraine. Can't show up to the Klan meeting in Egyptian cotton.
00:36:36
Speaker 1: Yeah. You show up to the Klan meeting and your black girlfriend dropped you off. I want some turkey necks.
00:36:46
Speaker 4: Aisha Mama made them.
00:37:01
Speaker 3: You got cornrows? Yeah. That's wild, bro. That's wild. So I'm glad it's going well for you.
00:37:08
Speaker 2: If y'all on Miguel's social media, please get them tickets.
00:37:11
Speaker 3: Go support those guys. That's a fire show, by the way. So still you, Jake, and David? When we all can.
00:37:19
Speaker 4: So it's been me and David for these past couple runs because Jake's been doing shows with Timmy No Breaks. He was just in Tampa. And shout out to SideSplitters. They were supposed to be there. I was supposed to be with them. SideSplitters two weeks ago on a Thursday. Their flight got delayed. So I ended up being a part of just a show with me and some Tampa boys out in SideSplitters.
00:37:38
Speaker 3: And I thought they were going to.
00:37:40
Speaker 4: I was like, there's going to be 20 tickets sold because they were calling people already by noon saying, hey... Timmy No Breaks isn't going to be able to make it. His flight got delayed. So I thought that was going to happen.
00:37:49
Speaker 1: Nah, man.
00:37:52
Speaker 4: We had 90 people at a Sidesplitter show on Thursday when the headliner couldn't come, and they all knew.
00:37:58
Speaker 3: They all knew.
00:38:00
Speaker 4: And Sidesplitter, like I said, I was on the phone with Tim and Jake earlier that day, and they're like.
00:38:04
Speaker 3: We're not going to make it now.
00:38:05
Speaker 4: Like they're saying there's not a flight till like five o'clock in the evening because of storms. And they left at like 9 a.m. and they just kept getting pushed back. So I thought, you know, I'm still going to go out to Tampa. You know, BT hit me up. So let's do this show. So I would love to. But I thought there was going to be 20, 25, 90 people.
00:38:20
Speaker 3: It's hard because the people show up and they bought the tickets. They will go anyway. That's hard when the person is coming to you. Especially when you've got a babysitter. Yeah, you're like, we are going out.
00:38:33
Speaker 1: And if the club did something like, hey, here's your money back. We still got a show. It's going to be our locals. You got your money back. You got the sitter. Come have some dinner and enjoy the show. Because I'm telling you, a lot of times that local show might have some of us on there and it's going to be a banger.
00:38:54
Speaker 3: All love, but you think BT did that? Nah. You know, he was like, hey, you got tickets for this one, baby? Or you got tickets for Saturday? You got to pick. I looked at the tickets. I said, what? My ticket's still $ 45? He said, hey, they got a sitter. What they going to do? Nah.
00:39:12
Speaker 1: Wow.
00:39:16
Speaker 4: VT put up beat man. Shout out to size, but it is hands down. One of the best comedy clubs in the country.
00:39:22
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:39:22
Speaker 1: It's one of the best. I mean, he's not standing alone now because now he's been branching out, opening some more clubs, but it's up there with the McCurdy's. Yeah, 100%. The McCurdy's are just like.
00:39:37
Speaker 1: They're just phenomenal. It's comedians... Comedians on podcasts talk about how great size footage is. Yeah. They love it, bro. They just love it.
00:39:46
Speaker 3: There's a whole video before....
00:39:48
Speaker 4: When you're inside splitters, there's a whole video outside of the queue with, and I'm not exaggerating. Kendall said maybe 25 of the best comics out right now, all talking about size splitters.
00:40:00
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:01
Speaker 1: Love it. One of my favorite clubs on the planet, bro. Shout out to BT, man. One of my favorite club owners, bro. And the dude that owned it before him, I love him too. He was a wild guy. Bobby Jewel was a wild guy, bro. I love me some Bobby Jewel, bro. I got Bobby Jewel stories that I'll take to the grave, bro.
00:40:23
Speaker 2: I never met that particular gentleman, but shout out to SideSplitters, man.
00:40:27
Speaker 4: Yeah.
00:40:28
Speaker 1: We got about two and a half minutes left, and I want to give you guys an opportunity to please let these people know where you guys will be performing this weekend.
00:40:36
Speaker 3: Start with you, Jeff. What you got going on, sir? I got under oath, and I'm actually traveling to Tallahassee.
00:40:43
Speaker 1: Uh-oh. Lottery pickup?
00:40:47
Speaker 3: That's the only time I've been there in the last couple years is I did take two lottery winners in. That was cool. But no, I got some... When I sponsored the Pirates, a lot of the guys there were like, hey, man, you graduate from here. I graduated from Florida, too. They said, why don't you come to homecoming with us? You know when you agree to something like five months?
00:41:07
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:41:08
Speaker 3: And then somebody says like the day before, we're going to see you?
00:41:13
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:41:13
Speaker 2: And you're going, oh, yeah, we're doing that. So I always, I have dates are tough, but okay. So they're going to, they're getting together for like, they're getting together. And it's like, it's like, I had been back to Florida state in so many years and it's homecoming about 30 years.
00:41:27
Speaker 3: So I'm going to be a, I'm going to watch a game. Going to see you go be in the state. I don't go to games anymore. It's hot. I don't do hot.
00:41:34
Speaker 1: Yeah. You ain't lying about that.
00:41:36
Speaker 3: I'll be going to play in UVA. So they're, they're supposedly going to lose. So, you know, homecoming, you always have like a really crappy, you always pick them. Just Florida state loses to this team. I ain't coming back for another 30. They're going to fly my ashes. And next time I ain't coming.
00:41:50
Speaker 1: There you go. Damn. All right, salute.
00:41:54
Speaker 3: Miguel, where are you going to be this weekend? Are you home for a little rest and relaxation?
00:41:57
Speaker 4: I'm October 3rd. I'm in Sorrento, Florida at Red Tails. October 8th, 9th, and 10th, I'm in Miamisburg, Ohio at Bricky's. October 23rd, I'm in Stanford, Connecticut. And October 24th, I'm in Wallingford, Connecticut.
00:42:13
Speaker 3: Very nice, man. Ken, where are you at this weekend, brother?
00:42:16
Speaker 1: Hey, this weekend, I will be in Melbourne. The OMG is Wix Tour, Gleason Theater. Friday, we're actually doing the Brevard Zoo fundraiser show. That show is sold out. Gleason's sold out. And then next week, we'll be at Gregory's at Cocoa Beach. We got a few tickets left for that, man. And then the following week, it's the TED Talk. Come see me, man. I'm actually headlining the TED Talk. I will be closing it. Yeah!
00:42:46
Speaker 3: Come on, man.
00:42:48
Speaker 1: Come on, bro. Y'all, get your tickets. Come see me. Use code Meal30. Meal30. You get 30% off your tickets.
00:42:55
Speaker 3: That, man. I thought we were going to come as your entourage. What do you mean?
00:42:59
Speaker 1: Hey, that's hilarious.
00:43:00
Speaker 3: Hey, man.
00:43:01
Speaker 1: My entourage already got them tickets, y'all.
00:43:04
Speaker 3: You got a five-minute guest spot?
00:43:06
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:43:07
Speaker 3: I got a hot vibe if you use wrong.
00:43:09
Speaker 4: Gotcha.
00:43:15
Speaker 1: And if you guys want to catch me this weekend, I am going back to Palm Harbor. I will be at Snappers. There's no Thursday show, just Friday and Saturday. Y'all know how to get them tickets. Yeah. Go on through, people.
00:43:25
Speaker 3: Let's have a good time.
00:43:27
Speaker 2: As always, thank y'all for listening to Real Last on Real Radio 104.1.
00:43:30
Speaker 3: I've been your host today, Mr.
00:43:31
Speaker 1: James John.
00:43:32
Speaker 3: That's Ken Miller.
00:43:33
Speaker 1: That's Miguel Colon Jr. And that's Jeff, the Batman Kaufman. Thank you, guys.
00:43:37
Speaker 3: We will see you tomorrow. But, Ken, tell them what to do.
00:43:40
Speaker 1: Take your ass to bed. We out.
00:43:43
Speaker 4: We out.
