Ep. 147 - The Best Celebrity Couples!

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And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
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You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
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it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
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can smile apparently, whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean
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that they're happy.
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Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her look looks were
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part of the issue.
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He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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for grandas.
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Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.
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What's up, missalger Nerds. Welcome to a new fun episode
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of a topic that we have never done. Yeah, just kidding.
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We did do this one, but before we get into it,
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I'm Andy.
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I'm Jeff. It reminds me of a Simpsons did it
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or whatever?
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Oh exactly, Yeah, that's dope. Yeah, but we thought of
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this idea and then I was like, I don't think
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we've done this before, and then yesterday Jeff was like, hey,
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we did do this before, so I listened to it
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and I think the reason I didn't remember is because
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I was really drunk on that episode. Hell, yeah, so
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I probably didn't listen to it because I was embarrassing
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how drunk I was, and I don't remember recording it
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because I got really drunk. But we are doing a
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couple's episode, but last time we did the worst couples,
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and this is when we're doing celebrity couples. We like.
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Yeah, I think it's good for like the world we're
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in right now to focus on love and the positivity
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of it all. So that's what I think. And I
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like too that we were contemplating if we've done the episode,
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but we decided, hey, we're not going to look into
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it and we're just going to prepare and then the
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right before then we look into it. We're so organized.
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I appreciate that about us.
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We've been getting ready for this episode for a week. Yeah,
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we know all that. We can look all the episodes.
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I wonder what the listeners like they prepare for this.
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For a week.
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But it's good. We won two awards and then they
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were like, hey, we're done giving out this social bummer
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that they're no longer giving out those awards.
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It's probably just because we keep winning. Yeah, they're probably like, well,
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people are gonna think this is rigged if the winners
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keep winning, yeah, or people.
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Won't even even think about it. I love that. What
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is uh what what things make love good or whatever?
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Like what makes a good love couple?
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Yeah? I guess mutual respect. Yeah, assuming they're not like
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evil people, they're both probably trying to do good in
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the world.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And are we doing real couples or a mix of
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real and pop culture?
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I did real couples. Listening to the last episode mine
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it was Dragon ball Z was Goku and Chi Chi,
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it was Corey Antipanga, and then Hitler and Braun.
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So we kind of did a little bit of mix.
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Yeah, yours was Tim Allen and his wife and the show. Yeah,
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it was Prince Charles.
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Yeah, and.
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I can't remember the other one.
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Prince Charles and Camilla or King Charles and Camilla are
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they're so dipping and doing Yeah, like that's that one
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kind of I know that was a bad relationship or
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a good one on that episode, but like they've been
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together for so long. There was a lot of scandal
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because she was divorced and he was, you know, next
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to be you know, the leader of England. Yeah, but
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they've been together, like they've been there's loves for like
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forty years or whatever. Yeah, and he like wanted to
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be her tampon. Yeah, like that's romantic.
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Yeah, I cannot believe. I can't remember. I just listened
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to it. I finished the episode today.
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I've been learning so much about Like I know he's
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knew about periods, like especially growing up with like best
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friends at her girls or like mom and you know,
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sister and stuff. I've been learning so much more about.
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So I feel like periods. I got that on lock,
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but I think but like vaginal discharge and stuff like that,
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I've learned so much lately about that, Like that bleaches,
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it bleaches.
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I don't know.
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And you know that the bana is self cleaning.
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No, that's I mean that you didn't know that.
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So apparently if you shove a bunch of soap in there,
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that could be really bad for you. But like, yeah,
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they're like ovens. There's a self cleaning mode. And I
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asked one of our friends, who's going to be on
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the podcast soon and we'll talk to her more about
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that when she's on, but I asked her, I was like,
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do you feel like it when it's self cleaning mode?
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And she actually said kind of weird.
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It's probably not like like.
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I don't know anyways, So okay, back to love. I
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think good a couple should be raw and honest.
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Uh no, you did. Jim McCarter is a good one.
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Why can't I remember your bad Maybe maybe they were.
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So toxic, Oh my gosh, so bad and out of
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Like I'm not the biggest Jennifer what's her name Jenfraniston fan?
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But like she is really she looks really clean is
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what I like, and like my women to be clean.
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But like she kind of was a lot hotter than Ross, right,
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like I think so he was kind of a dick.
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I don't really watched the show, but yeah, she's.
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Kind of hot. Like her face something bet her face,
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Like she kind of looks like Marshaw when she gets
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hit with the with the well, I'm a fucking fucking asshole.
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Whatever she wanted an Emmy, I don't have an Emmy.
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So she has a better She has a like she
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probably has hundreds of millions of dollar. She's friends with
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Courtney Cox, like, like I would love to be friends
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with Courtney Cox. So bad. Okay, which of the friends
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would you want to be friends with in real life?
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Like the actors. Actors would be Lisa Kudro.
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Oh yeah, but I feel like I would need to
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I think Courtney Cox. I just wanted to cuddle with
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her on a couch.
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Well, Lisa Kudro is really good friends with Conan. Just
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one more away from her, use her to get to Conan.
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Wait, how many? I want to see how many? While
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all of this episode's going, I'm gonna be thinking about
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how many like degrees of separation you are to Conan.
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Well, I've used this before. I've seen Cheap Trick a bunch.
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I met them and they were on SNL and Conan
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was a writer for SNL, so I would say one
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degree of separation. Yeah, okay, I use Cheap Trick a
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lot because I mean they've played over five thousand shows
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and you know a lot of people.
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So yeah, cheap Trick is hey, you're listening, come on
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the Podget Why would they be on the podcast?
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I emailed them and they have a management company. So
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I emailed the management company.
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They said, no, did you mention LGBT in bipoc? Oh yeah,
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wow that's good as.
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Yeah yeah, And I mean the guitarist is seventy eight.
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They already know what a podcast is.
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Yeah, I don't think they have a lot of time
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to feel like and I've only listened to work on
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two podcasts and I was during COVID and uh, I
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love him, you know, and he's a really cool dude,
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but he does he kind of gives like a crutchery
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old man vibe because he's an old man, you know
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what I mean. But he's not like mean or anything,
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and you just kind of like, come on, let's let's
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get this done. But he has seventy eight If I
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didn't have that much time.
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Look, what would you ask if you had them on
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the podcast? What would you ask them? Even I would be.
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Too, I don't probably nothing. Oh no, I would because
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I was curious about this today if they ever met Ozzy,
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And I was like, wonder if they ever met Ozzie?
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But then I don't want to just be like because well,
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I already know so much about them because I've read
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the book about them, you know, a lot of documentaries
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and just like interviews. I already know so much about them.
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I'd feel disingenuine if I was like, so, how'd you
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guys get your start? I already know that, So then
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I'd feel silly.
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You know, so it'd be like, well, John Stamos, Uncle Jesse,
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he sometimes plays drums for the Beach Boys, So maybe
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you could be like, hey, I know all all all
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the instruments you guys play. If you ever need someone
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to fill in for a year, yeah, I know all
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your songs.
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Actually, it's funny bring up Beach Boys because they've played
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about seventy five hundred live concerts. Oh wow, and Cheap
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Trick is about fifty five hundred. And the Beach Boys
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started thirteen or.
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Fourteen years before che Cheap Trick's gonna.
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Make it, no, because if they did, that means Rick
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would have to be playing guitar on stage at ninety one. Maybe,
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but I.
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Highly doubt that he wants to die on stage?
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Would his favorite thing is to play live music?
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How would he want to die? Just anyway?
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I think it just seems like one day, I hope
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I get a shock complex of the face.
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Like oh no, they just want to like stop. I
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don't think that happens. Usually people don't just stop living
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like they like, well, how would he want to die?
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There are people that have died on stage, though.
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Like they just stop living.
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This magician that like just straight diet on stage and
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a lot of people weren't sure if it was like
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part of the act or not, and they're like, no,
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this isn't. But I think you can see tiny Tim
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die on stage too, but I think he got rushed
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to the hospital died right after that.
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You really shouldn't do magic unless like because that's the
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risk of magic. That's yeah, you might do the spell wrong.
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So like I don't want to. I don't fuck around
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with that ship. Oh you probably asked them like ask him, like, hey,
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do you know Conan?
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Well they do. They're very Uh last Conan's very last
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show on NBC or Late Night were both NBC. I
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can't remembers Late Night. I think it was Late Night
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their last show or Conan's last show on Late Night.
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I'm pretty sure Cheat Trick was a musical guest dude.
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And and my favorite cover Chew Tricks ever done is
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Cold Turkey by John Lennon, and the Conan version is
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so fucking good. It's like and every it's like my
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favorite era of Cheat Trick too, right about mid nineties,
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where like Robin looks like uh, the Draco Malfoy's dad
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from Harry pottery looks really cool with long blonde hair,
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and then Rick has the long goateee with the pick
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at the end. It's my favorite era of Cheat Trick,
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and it's like one of the best covers of all.
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Time that it's so amazing when two things that you
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really love like kind of joined forces the list bit Yeah,
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like me, it's like blueberries and lemon. Yeah, I also
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like make those shit together, okay, love. I think being
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raw and honest with your lover is important, but not
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too honest, Like I'm done shitting in front of Jeremy.
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Uh yeah, I would never use the restroom in front
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of anybody.
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I think p is kind of what it is. It
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is what it is, but and that could kind of
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work into something if you're a kinky like that. But
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I think I'm gonna stop shitting in front of Jeremy,
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But I still want to be like raw and honest
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and vulnerable, you know what I mean.
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Well, maybe just stop shitting him when he's like watching TV.
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Yeah, I stop shitting on the floor, damn. But I
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think that I think keep I think keeping the romance alive,
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and I think I don't know what that would entel
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necessarily because I think as you get longer and longer
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in a relationship, it's more like, Okay, I'm gonna rub
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his back to get him in a good mood, so
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then he'll X y Z. So it's more transactional as
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you get older. So yeah, AnyWho, all right, should we
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talk about some of our besties?
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Yeah, for sure, some of the coolest couples. Yeah, I
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am down for that one. Do you want to lead
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off or.
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I just put on on one of mine. I just
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kind of I did. I did fakeries. I'm I think
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I did, or like we did last time, some of
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them are fakeries or wish wishould be Oh god wow,
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I think I did do fake ones and real ones
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just kind of. I don't know, Jeff, So one of
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them I love, and I'm saying I hate just you know,
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because they have a little bit of bad name. But
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Roseanne and Dan from Roseanne, I love them as a couple,
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especially like the early like probably like the first five seasons,
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and they were it was an honest take of like
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middle class society or lower middle class, and they found
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ways of just loving each other. They talked about like
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being both being overweight on that show, like the characters did,
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and just having three kids, having crazy parents like that
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kind of thing, and going through like life struggles that
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are a little bit acute, but that can make you know,
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the household a little turbulent. So I was just like
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I always liked them as a couple.
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Were they like high school sweethearts and stuff? Oh that's cool?
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you know it showed a couple like that.
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Yeah, why didn't you watch Roseanne?
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I just never really got into it. It could One
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is when I was a kid, I had a lot
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of really strong opinions, Like I was like, I don't
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wantchd Stern because it's sexist. But I was like seven,
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which is good to have those, you know, thoughts, But
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I was like, at like six or seven, I was like,
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the problem with educized, with the education system could be
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instead of shows that show low income, which now that
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I'm older, I think this is kind of a fuck
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up thing because it was showing, you know, people can
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like grow. I don't know, but I wanted.
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To watch rich people so people would just try harder
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to become rich. No.
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My thing was like because Roseanne was on NBC or ABC,
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one of those main shows, and I was like, they
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shouldn't have shows like this. They should have shows about education,
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so when people are watching it, they'll learn something instead
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of feeling okay about being poor and uneducated, they should
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thrive for something better. But again, I was like, in
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elementary school, I wasn't you know, I wasn't socially conscious
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very much.
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Uh so you were very like Alex p. Keegan kind
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of like kid. You were just like kind of like
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a like a sociology nerve kind of thing.
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show basically just about math, everybody'd be smarter at math
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and then the world. But you know, that's what I thought.
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But then also, now that I'm an adult, you can't just
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constantly like just like, oh I worked all day, Yeah,
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I gotta go learn, like no, you gotta relax and
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you know, stuff like that. And I think it's good
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to show that, you know, because a lot of people
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from low income families, not a lot, so I don't
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know the percentage, but I feel like a lot of
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them do have broken homes and feel like there's something
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wrong with them. So by showing them a loving, successful,
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you know TV show couple, it shows that, hey, just
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because the circumstances you're in, you know, it's not necessarily
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a bad thing. I don't know where I'm going on.
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Like Live in Portland, I've seen unhealthy will have sex.
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So they're keeping the live.
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Yeah, that's a good couple, probably, I think so, like, yeah,
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it didn't.
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Look like rape, Okay, So I mean.
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They love each other that much to do it in Publo?
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Oh my god?
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Have you speaking of rape? Have you seen that clip
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of Sophia Viagara on the mew? Can we play it
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really quick? I need to attach this. I'm sorry you
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have to edit unless you want to just fill do something.
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I'm actually curious about the the clip too.
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Okay, So Sophia Vigara is that like that hot chick
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from Modern Family and.
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She like, you're a single mom of a teenage son
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who's eighteen.
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On my age because they count, and then you know, yeah,
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you can't like when you were twelve, thirteen thirteen, I
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was raped.
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I like to have your best so scared that it's
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on the view and whoop is like she can't control herself.
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She's like, holy fuck hit, I didn't think that was.
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Thirteen. I was right, Oh my god. Like she is,
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she's a comedian, I think, like I think, I don't
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think she's just an actress. Like she just give me
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the He's great. Okay, So what's one of yours?
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One of my favorite basketball players of all time. His
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name is c J. McCullum. He played for the Blazers
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for like ten or eleven years. Got traded recently or
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not a couple of years ago, but a few years ago.
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But him and his wife I think are a really
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good couple. Her name is Elise Esposito. They met in
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college in like twenty twelve or twenty thirteen, and they
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finally got married in twenty twenty and then they had
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the very first kid. But he is very smart, very
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well spoken. He he wanted to be a journalist. Uh
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and he's the very first NBA player to ever get
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drafted to the NBA from Lehigh University. And she's a dentist.
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And I just love so much that they are like
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a very cute couple. They are college sweethearts. They've been
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together the entire time they have a really nice family
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and that they're super into wine. Another thing about them.
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In twenty sixteen, they opened up the thing it's called
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the Dream Center, which is an innovative learning room for
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the Boys and Girls club in the Portland area, and
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they give them like computers, books and stuff like that,
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which is really cool. They also help young journalists that
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like have interest in journalism, and then like McCollum will
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take them to the games and they can like interview
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other players and stuff, which is really cool, you know.
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But so they're both super wine enthusiasts. And another kind
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of funny story, so in twenty twenty, during the pandemic,
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they had a bubble where NBA players couldn't come in
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and out, and they were there for a few weeks.
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McCollum loves wine so much he brought like ninety bottles
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of wine with them they came. They were there for
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a few weeks, right, But they opened up a winery
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here in Oregon. It was called Heritage ninety one, but
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they just recently switched the name to McCollum Family Vineyard
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and they have their very uh, they have an opening
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or they're they're grand opening soon at the new Vineyard.
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But they're sold out tickets already. But I just love
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it so much because you can just tell that they're
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super they love each other. They're not like and a
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lot of stuff with like NBA, you see a lot
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of like negative stuff like about the players, you know,
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but they don't really focus on stories of just like
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like you know, family people. And I just think it's
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a really cool image to have of like an NBA
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player that is just a good husband. He loves his wife.
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She isn't like you know a lot of times people like,
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oh gold digger, she went to college too. She is
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a dentist, you know what I mean. Like they're just
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a really good, happy couple.
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Yeah. I love good for them for like investing and
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stuff like that, unlike the Connors who just loved being
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fucking poor according to Andy. But yeah, look, I just
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I just googled her. She's not what I expect. After
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you've been speaking, I'm like, oh, okay, it's what I expected.
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Like she looks cute. Yeah yeah, but I want to
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try that wine? Or where's it?
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Low did, like, it's is it up north? Probably it's
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forty five minutes away. I googled the address, not too
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long ago. Because they're openings August twenty second. I was like, Oh,
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I want to go, but yeah, I'll the tickets sold out.
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That's why we need to figure out like how to
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like get it out there that we're press. I know,
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we really need to like focus in on that and
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be like, hey, we're going to this opening, we're meeting
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the celebrity. We're press.
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Like you should get those hats from like the fifties
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where it has like a press ticket on them and
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be like, hey, what's up. My name's Curly Joe and
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this is you know, and then we'll just pretend that
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we're press.
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We can go to war zones and just wear a
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bulletproof vest that says press, which if you're in a
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Middle Eastern country or whatever, they might not speak English,
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so they might not know that might something else might
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shoot Yeah, it's like whoa, but no, I definitely think
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we should get on that.
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One of my favorite things from The Simpsons about press
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is it's like a courtroom and a bunch of press
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and they come up to like this guy. I can't
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rememb if it's crusty or somebody, but one of the
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reporters ghosts what's your name? Who are you? What are
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you doing? Camp brockword goes do something homework, But that
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first guy, I had no idea. Why Oh, it's the
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joke behind the joke. Who are you?
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What are you doing?
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Oh man?
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I like with all of the movies that like blockbusters
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that come out during the summer, I see a lot
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of clips of journalists interviewing like one on one a
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view of the actors, and some of them I love
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watching when like it doesn't go go oh yeah, so
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so uncomfortable.
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Well, then like that's another like not another thing, but
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a thing with social media is you learn a lot
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about like interview like celebs and stuff, right, And so
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when I was younger, I didn't realize, like, well, I
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knew that like if a celebrity was doing a movie,
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they would go on a press tour or something like that.
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I didn't know sometimes they have like six back to
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back to back to back. That's fucking crazy.
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And Anne Hathaway's her fifth movie is coming out this year.
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She's amazing, and so I hated her for the longest time,
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and you know, like everyone knows that, Like I just
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I'm not a fan of An Hathaway. But like after
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this year, like I'm like, oh my god, Like she's
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really like forcing herself on me, and I think I'm
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just gonna go with it because she's not gonna go away.
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She's gonna And also so I really so there was
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this red carpet premiere where she wore like a dress
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that had a high cut and then she's wearing jeans.
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Did you see that with the belly button? Now? So
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at first I was like and then I was like, oh, wait,
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is that pubic hair? So I like zoomed in and
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it was like the gene mark from her gut hanging
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over her jeans. And then she extends up after sitting
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for a little bit and you can see the outline
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of her jeans, and I was like, I've been there.
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She's just like me. But there's a few differences between
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Anne Hathaway and.
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Jeff, but yeah, it's very it's identical.
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Like I don't have the same career as her, you know,
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but I'm doing Okay, I'm no Anne Hathaway. Okay, so
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my Anne Hathaway she having a moment. Okay, my best
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couple or like a great couple from like reality, and
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this is like definitely nostalgia is when Freddy Prince Junior
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married Sarah Michelle Geller.
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Oh, sure, a.
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Huge fucking deal because he was in like She's all that.
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You know that I hated a fucking movie with Jessica Biel.
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He said, I know what you did last summer. I
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still know what you did last summer. I think his
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dad was like a comedian or scene or something, right,
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I don't know, Sarah Michelle Geller, No hit, Freddy Jr's
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dad that was.
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A comedian, really funny comedian too. It's sad how he died.
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Then he was a really bad drug addict, and like
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he kept talking to and he had a lot of
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mental issues too, and he kept talking about how he's
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gonna kill himself, and he finally.
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Did, finally fell through, followed through, and then like the
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guy he was talking to on the phone was like, uh,
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like I'll be there in a little bit or something
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like that.
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I can't remember his best friend and he's like, don't
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do anything. And then he finally got there, like yeah,
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like yeah, pretty fucked up, really talented though, Yeah.
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So sad. So Freddie Prince Junior has like permanent cowls
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all over his hair. Oh, but he's like so handsome
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and tall and just, and then he got with obviously
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Sarah Michelle Geller. You know, cruel intentions. I know the
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Last Summer two is where they met, really and then
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Scooby Doo. They were both in Scooby Doo number two
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or whatever they were in it.
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Called Scooby two and Scooby two.
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How did you say it? Scooby too Scooby?
485
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Oh my god, right, that's I would have called it
486
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a stop Scoopy Stooby.
487
00:22:40.759 --> 00:22:43.920
And then they just what the fuck is this movie?
488
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You're fired.
489
00:22:44.599 --> 00:22:47.680
There's probably so much work that goes into like like
490
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meetings about what to title a movie. Oh for sure,
491
00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:53.799
Spider Man's like Spider Man No Way Home, like that
492
00:22:53.880 --> 00:22:56.880
little sub like whatever makes such a big difference.
493
00:22:56.960 --> 00:22:59.759
There's probably like pages of just like Spider Man, you know,
494
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coming home. No, that's not right, you know what I mean.
495
00:23:02.599 --> 00:23:05.319
Just so someone wanted to TikTok. It was two guys
496
00:23:05.319 --> 00:23:08.279
talking about, you know, the Saw movies, and there there
497
00:23:08.359 --> 00:23:11.079
was a spin off called Spiral with Chris Rock.
498
00:23:12.319 --> 00:23:14.119
Like was it a real drama movie or.
499
00:23:14.240 --> 00:23:15.119
Yeah it was.
500
00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:17.519
It was just like Saw, but with Chris Rock.
501
00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:19.960
Yeah, Chris Rock plays the lead in a dramatic role
502
00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:23.680
in a horror movie. You know, actually it was it
503
00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:25.759
was pretty good. It was pretty good, Like he does
504
00:23:25.759 --> 00:23:28.119
actually really good job in it, and he's but he's
505
00:23:28.119 --> 00:23:32.759
also like, uh, Samuel Jackson's in it. And then there's
506
00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:34.519
the typical Saw like, which is a lot of like
507
00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:38.359
gore porn, like it just gory shit. And but anyways,
508
00:23:38.359 --> 00:23:40.359
I was flipping through and I'm gonna boire the audience
509
00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:42.440
with this, and these two guys were talking about how
510
00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:45.079
it was called Spiral from the Book of Saul, but
511
00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:48.519
like if they would have changed that and said spiral
512
00:23:49.359 --> 00:23:51.839
like and then mentioned like it's called it Saw, it
513
00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:54.440
would have made it so much money. But that subline
514
00:23:54.440 --> 00:23:56.400
that these guys were talking, And then I was finally like,
515
00:23:56.480 --> 00:23:58.440
oh ship, my legs are so numb and been like
516
00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:00.759
on the toilet for so long to not what the
517
00:24:00.759 --> 00:24:03.319
fuck am I doing. We're here for like a limited time,
518
00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:06.960
and I'm here, I'm listening to a conversation of these
519
00:24:06.960 --> 00:24:10.000
guys talking about the Saw sequel with Chris Rock Yeah,
520
00:24:10.039 --> 00:24:11.160
like this in my fucking life.
521
00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:14.880
Yeah, okay, so you are like Anne Hathay, Yeah, that's why.
522
00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:18.799
How can someone make five movies in a year, Like
523
00:24:18.839 --> 00:24:23.240
that's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, I like she's Illuminadi. That's why
524
00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:26.200
I think she got She joined Beyonce and jay Z
525
00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:27.200
and she Illuminadi.
526
00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:29.279
Well that's another crazy thing about like those really high
527
00:24:29.279 --> 00:24:33.279
big budget movies, is all the stars. Like for the
528
00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:37.279
Avenger movies, Robert Downey Jr. Was only face. If you
529
00:24:37.279 --> 00:24:39.200
saw the back of his head, it wasn't him. So
530
00:24:39.240 --> 00:24:41.880
they like within their contracts, they're like, okay, I can
531
00:24:41.920 --> 00:24:43.920
record from this week to this week. So then they
532
00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:45.920
have to figure out, Okay, so if our biggest star
533
00:24:45.960 --> 00:24:47.319
can only do it from you know, this time to
534
00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:49.680
this time, then all the scenes there and we got
535
00:24:49.680 --> 00:24:50.799
to try to figure out you know what I mean.
536
00:24:50.839 --> 00:24:52.720
So I think a lot of times they're only there
537
00:24:52.759 --> 00:24:54.880
for a couple of days and they just did and
538
00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:56.240
they get paid fifteen million or whatever.
539
00:24:56.480 --> 00:24:58.480
I guess, and half it was not sitting there like
540
00:24:58.519 --> 00:25:00.559
on the sound stage, like there's like a.
541
00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:03.480
You know, she's like typing up the next movie. I've
542
00:25:03.519 --> 00:25:05.039
bet know the movie in a few weeks. I'm almost done.
543
00:25:05.079 --> 00:25:05.759
What the script, guys.
544
00:25:06.279 --> 00:25:08.200
I think she's I think there was some scandal with
545
00:25:08.279 --> 00:25:10.599
her and her husband he's like a like a hedgephone,
546
00:25:11.559 --> 00:25:14.039
hedge fund manager, and like there was some he went
547
00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:14.480
to prison.
548
00:25:14.599 --> 00:25:16.400
I was gonna say anytime I hear HEDGEPHN, I'm just
549
00:25:16.440 --> 00:25:17.880
assuming there's some crazy shit.
550
00:25:17.960 --> 00:25:21.240
I'm pretty sure he went to prison. Okay, So yeah, Sarah,
551
00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:24.000
Michelle Geller, Friday, Prince Junior, the three name thing like
552
00:25:24.119 --> 00:25:27.680
that was an iconic, you know, couple in and they're
553
00:25:27.720 --> 00:25:31.640
so alive and then being really a big fan of Superstore.
554
00:25:31.680 --> 00:25:33.200
There's this great line I think in the first or
555
00:25:33.200 --> 00:25:38.799
second season where Amy America Frere says like I just
556
00:25:38.839 --> 00:25:41.119
want to be like ritually cook and she's all that
557
00:25:41.160 --> 00:25:42.759
with fred and just have Freddy Prince Junior. And then
558
00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:45.319
one of the guys is like, didn't he die? And
559
00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:49.160
then she's like, I hope that he does. Seem like
560
00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:50.720
that guy that kind of like might have died.
561
00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:52.559
Well, when you said they're still alive, and I'm like, yeah,
562
00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:53.480
I feel like they're that old.
563
00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:55.279
I was like I could get like, maybe he died
564
00:25:55.319 --> 00:25:55.799
on stage.
565
00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:58.480
I feel like Freddy Prince Junior is a more attractive
566
00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:01.440
is a more attractive of Ross?
567
00:26:01.960 --> 00:26:05.960
Yeah, kind of similar Bill. Yeah, It's like yeah, yeah,
568
00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:10.640
he's old now. Okay, or he's our age. Okay, So
569
00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:14.240
what's what's one of your like bestesses or lustices?
570
00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:16.960
So while I was this is my second But while
571
00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:19.519
I was researching this, I found something out I didn't know.
572
00:26:19.759 --> 00:26:22.519
But I was trying to find another couple today. Couldn't
573
00:26:22.559 --> 00:26:25.799
figure it out. So it's gonna be Ozzie and Sharon.
574
00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:28.839
Oh yeah, great couple. Love the couple. And I kind
575
00:26:28.839 --> 00:26:30.359
of go into the reason why, but I'll tell you
576
00:26:30.519 --> 00:26:33.200
what I didn't know about. And I was like, oh, fux,
577
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:35.519
so now this is this has like an asterisk next
578
00:26:35.519 --> 00:26:38.680
to it. So in nineteen eighty nine, Ozzy tried to
579
00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:41.400
kill Sharon. Oh shit, I didn't know that. He was
580
00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:43.519
really fucked up on like prescription pills and he was
581
00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:46.799
drinking and she was sleeping, I guess. And he comes
582
00:26:46.839 --> 00:26:50.480
in and says, we've decided you need to die, and
583
00:26:50.519 --> 00:26:52.839
he like lunges at her and tries to strangle her,
584
00:26:53.039 --> 00:26:55.200
and then he get he got charged with attempted murder.
585
00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:59.279
No fucking clue. But that's and he relapsed. I guess.
586
00:26:59.279 --> 00:27:00.640
You know, he had a lot of that's one of
587
00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:02.519
the relapses and then he stopped. But I'm like, fuck,
588
00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:05.799
so Astrik did not know that. So while I'm talking
589
00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:07.480
about this couple, just keep on the back of your
590
00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:10.720
end and be like, I don't know anyways, So here
591
00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:16.599
we go. So I thought they were great growing up
592
00:27:16.720 --> 00:27:19.599
until just like hours ago, you know, when I found
593
00:27:19.599 --> 00:27:24.799
that out. But I love Ozzy so much. I love
594
00:27:24.839 --> 00:27:28.039
his music, and when he left, Slash got kicked out
595
00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:31.400
of Black Sabbath. If it wasn't for Sharon pushing him
596
00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:34.160
harder to make music and help with his career, I
597
00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:37.039
think we would have not had a lot of the
598
00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:40.720
great Ozzie music. So the fact that she was strong
599
00:27:40.920 --> 00:27:43.160
and to stay with that person even though he was
600
00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:44.640
so fucked up, you have to kind of give it
601
00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:47.519
to her, just because, like she did help with the
602
00:27:47.559 --> 00:27:51.200
sobriety a lot. Unfortunately, there's you know, relapses and stuff
603
00:27:51.240 --> 00:27:54.920
like that and apparently, you know, physical abuse, which is awful.
604
00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:57.079
So I know, I feel bad talking about this one now.
605
00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:59.119
But they were together for a long time, you know
606
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what I mean. Like so they first she first met
607
00:28:01.759 --> 00:28:07.640
Ozzie I think in like the early seventies because Sharon's
608
00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:10.440
dad owned a management company. But then they didn't get
609
00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:13.000
together till like eighty or something like that so a
610
00:28:13.039 --> 00:28:15.039
long time after. So oh they got married in eighty
611
00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:19.599
to two. Mm hmm. But they have three children together.
612
00:28:19.599 --> 00:28:22.000
They have Amy, Kelly, and Jack, and they made that
613
00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:24.440
TV show and I think with them they kind of
614
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:26.880
changed pop culture a lot in the early two thousands.
615
00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:29.559
So that's a huge, you know for a couple to
616
00:28:29.640 --> 00:28:32.559
like change pop culture in the world, and you got
617
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:36.039
to give it to them on that one. He always
618
00:28:36.039 --> 00:28:40.359
Ozzie said about Sharon, you know, she is my soulmate.
619
00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:43.000
Sometimes I love her, sometimes I don't love her. Sometimes
620
00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:46.640
I'm angry, sometimes I'm crazy about her. Sometimes I'm very
621
00:28:46.720 --> 00:28:48.920
jealous of her, and sometimes I just want to fucking
622
00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:53.240
kill her, which you know, I think a lot of relationships.
623
00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:55.480
I mean, I'm assuming he's talking about killing is like
624
00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:58.960
a kind of not really, but he apparently tried those
625
00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:03.640
whole fucking things. Kind of fed up, but uh yeah,
626
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:06.599
I feel kind of silly talking. You know. He cheated
627
00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:09.680
on her a bunch too, which I found out. I'm like, no,
628
00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:12.559
So I found all the good stuff and then I
629
00:29:12.599 --> 00:29:14.480
was trying to find more talking points for this episode
630
00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:16.079
to day and then I started learning a lot more
631
00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:18.960
and then I couldn't figure anything out. But the last
632
00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:20.880
thing he said to her, which is very cute, is
633
00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:23.160
kissed me and hold me tight. And then he went
634
00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:24.759
to go work out, and then she found him dead.
635
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:27.720
Oh so sad, you know what I mean. But uh yeah,
636
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:30.680
I mean she loved him so for all his faults
637
00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:32.720
and everything. If she can love him, I guess so
638
00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:35.680
can I you know. And but I take all that
639
00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:37.839
away and just focus on the music. But I don't know.
640
00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:40.440
They're very cute together. And there's that one clip where
641
00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:43.799
it's some reality show and some one of the reality
642
00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:47.440
contestants says, like you just have to clean up for
643
00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:49.799
your husband or something while he shoots his pants or something,
644
00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:51.720
and the Sharon like freaks out and like throws a
645
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:53.200
drink on her and like tries to hit her. And
646
00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:55.039
this is like ten fifteen years ago. Like she's a
647
00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:57.279
fucking gangster. So I don't know, but yeah, I think
648
00:29:57.799 --> 00:29:59.480
if you take all the horrible stuff away, I guess
649
00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:03.359
you said about any relationship though, but Sharon and Ozzy.
650
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:06.640
Probably in that grant, like they were clearly in love
651
00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:10.960
with each other and probably in an overall good space. Yeah,
652
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:14.440
later in life, So I think that's good. It's interesting, though,
653
00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:18.759
because like maybe his persona helped him a little bit
654
00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:21.680
too with that, because like if like you know, Donnie
655
00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:24.920
Osman tried to kill his wife, yeah, he would probably
656
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:26.599
lose a lot of fans, right.
657
00:30:27.559 --> 00:30:29.599
But then too, since she was like kind of his
658
00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:32.599
manager and really focused on his career, I think probably
659
00:30:32.599 --> 00:30:34.880
more than he did. She could have also been the
660
00:30:34.920 --> 00:30:37.240
one that tried to downplay it in the media because
661
00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:40.359
she would know, like, hey, this isn't gonna be good.
662
00:30:40.640 --> 00:30:42.880
And then if it wasn't for Sharon, because there would
663
00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:44.720
be no oz Fest. And if there's no oz Fest,
664
00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:46.759
I think a lot of like the late nineties early
665
00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:48.559
two thousands, new metal wouldn't be big. A lot of
666
00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:51.319
metal bands, hardcore bands wouldn't be as big because they
667
00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:55.039
tried to get on Lallapalooza in like ninety four and
668
00:30:55.079 --> 00:30:57.440
they said no. So Sharon's like, well, fuck you guys,
669
00:30:57.440 --> 00:30:59.079
We'll just do oz Fest then, And a few years
670
00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:01.119
later it's the very first oz Fest and then you know,
671
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:03.680
System played that slip knot a bunch of like metal
672
00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:08.440
bands I like, like uh Unearthed as like Dying, all
673
00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:11.279
those like late nineties early two thousands metal core bands
674
00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:14.119
that got into like death metals, So now we have
675
00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:16.240
like thanks to Ozzie, you know, oh of course with black.
676
00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:18.359
So anyways, I'm just going off a tangent, but a
677
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:19.359
lot of important ship.
678
00:31:19.319 --> 00:31:23.160
So pretty much like obviously he had talent, so much talent,
679
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:27.960
but like it's almost like the artist Ozzy is Ozzy
680
00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:31.720
and Sharon yeah, yeah, she's a part of his artistry
681
00:31:31.799 --> 00:31:37.079
and like everything she's Louise, Yeah, turbulent. Have you seen
682
00:31:37.160 --> 00:31:40.920
pictures of Kelly and Sharon lately, Like they look so ozimpic?
683
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:44.000
Yeah, for sure, they look way too. Yeah, it's crazy.
684
00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:45.680
I guess as long as they're healthy, that's cool. I
685
00:31:45.680 --> 00:31:47.839
guess they don't look I don't think they're healthy.
686
00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:49.880
And like with the stuff with and I don't know.
687
00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:52.200
I'm not a doctor and I'm not a chick, so
688
00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:55.000
don't get like scrutinized the same way. But like the
689
00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:58.559
stuff with Ariana Grande and stuff I kind of appreciate
690
00:31:58.599 --> 00:32:01.279
to an extent, like that backlash quote unquote that she's
691
00:32:01.279 --> 00:32:04.200
getting because she's gonna take time away because the thing
692
00:32:04.440 --> 00:32:08.160
is like in the sixties seventies it was Karen Carpenter
693
00:32:08.200 --> 00:32:12.759
and she died in front of everyone's eyes, like because
694
00:32:12.839 --> 00:32:15.359
they didn't know about like eating disorders, like, and it
695
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:18.799
wasn't as acceptable to speak about it. So now we
696
00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:20.759
have to like talk about it that like these are
697
00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:25.720
unhealthy people and like they're setting a very unrealistic standard.
698
00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:28.880
Not just the Uh who was that hot chick with
699
00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:34.720
the mole? The model? She was married to Richard Gear Yeah,
700
00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:37.680
now what was her name? It was? Yeah, Yeah, she
701
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:39.799
was married to Richard Gear.
702
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:43.559
Weird. Yeah, have you seen the preview for the New
703
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:47.599
Fucker's movie? It looks really funny. I've seen that she
704
00:32:47.720 --> 00:32:49.000
is a great yea for sure.
705
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:53.839
Yeah, Like I know, I think that's really great. And
706
00:32:53.839 --> 00:32:56.759
I heard, uh, nope, I won't make that joke I
707
00:32:56.759 --> 00:33:01.200
have that's way too far, Jeff, Okay, did you want
708
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:05.200
to do a toxic one, like someone like a bad couple? Sure? Yeah,
709
00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:07.720
So I had like a list of them someone to
710
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:10.599
go from. Like, so obviously I think like a really
711
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:14.319
toxic couple was OJ and Nicole. Sure, Like I felt
712
00:33:14.319 --> 00:33:18.599
like that was like not good and then but like
713
00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:21.839
there's always those things. So but I think number three
714
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:23.759
on this one that I kind of thought about. I
715
00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:26.759
was like, they're toxic, but toxic together and it's Ryan
716
00:33:26.799 --> 00:33:31.200
Reynolds and Blake Lively. They're just like fishy to me, Yeah,
717
00:33:31.240 --> 00:33:34.720
like gorgeous, Like I would want I would cook chair that,
718
00:33:34.960 --> 00:33:37.319
you know what I mean. I want to see them
719
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:41.400
do it. And I would not mind looking at her everything,
720
00:33:41.480 --> 00:33:44.519
Like she is gorgeous, but like a fucking asshole. So
721
00:33:44.559 --> 00:33:45.480
I'd have to like.
722
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:48.720
She looks like kind of like, well, I've only seen
723
00:33:48.759 --> 00:33:50.759
her in the town. I've probably seen other things, but
724
00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:52.400
I really like her character in the town, and I'm
725
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.119
like she was kind of like gangster.
726
00:33:53.839 --> 00:33:55.079
People are really into the town.
727
00:33:55.480 --> 00:33:56.759
Oh really, it's a great movie.
728
00:33:56.799 --> 00:33:59.279
I hear about that movie. I hear about it from
729
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:02.680
people that watch it and love it. I don't hear
730
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:06.079
about it from like the actors or like pop culture entertainment.
731
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:09.519
Great movie, you should watch it.
732
00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:11.320
And is that the one with Ben.
733
00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:14.000
Affleck and it takes places in Boston? Yeah, okay, And
734
00:34:14.280 --> 00:34:15.960
the only thing I don't like about it, and this
735
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:17.800
won't ruin the movie. Now it might ruin movie or mind.
736
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:19.400
I don't want to say anything. You watch it, and
737
00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:21.519
I'll watch this. I love that movie. I think it's
738
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:21.960
a great movie.
739
00:34:22.000 --> 00:34:24.000
So that probably came out in like the twenty tens.
740
00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:27.119
Two thousand. I think it came out in twenty ten.
741
00:34:27.360 --> 00:34:32.440
Okay, yeah, so I want to reference a Ben Affleck
742
00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:35.519
movie from twenty years ago or ten fifty sixteen years
743
00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:37.719
ago all the time too, Like how are people talking
744
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:41.920
about the town? I need to watch it? Okay, Number two,
745
00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:44.039
I don't I don't care for them as a couple,
746
00:34:44.480 --> 00:34:48.960
but the Queen Kristen Bell and then dak Shephard, I
747
00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:51.079
always thought that they like. He is clearly I've listened
748
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:54.000
to his podcast and he is clearly jealous of her.
749
00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:56.880
Yeah, And I don't know why I don't like that guy.
750
00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:58.880
I don't find him funny. I don't think he's I mean,
751
00:34:58.920 --> 00:35:01.320
he's not hideous. I don't think he is like the
752
00:35:01.360 --> 00:35:03.679
attractive level that she is. But that's you know, she
753
00:35:03.719 --> 00:35:04.599
seems like a decent.
754
00:35:04.679 --> 00:35:08.199
She's a great fucking actress, like the Good Place, amazing.
755
00:35:08.679 --> 00:35:14.760
Nobody wants this amazing Veronka Mars amazing. Uh uh forgetting
756
00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:18.280
Sarah Marshall amazing. She's just amazing. And I don't know
757
00:35:18.280 --> 00:35:20.840
what he was Employee of the Month with Jessica Simpson
758
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:23.480
and the jackass guy. Did that's him? Or is that
759
00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:24.199
Dane Cook?
760
00:35:24.599 --> 00:35:24.920
Whatever?
761
00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:28.000
I hate Dak Shepherd hate him, hate him, and like,
762
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:30.880
I think she's probably just this is just me, assuming
763
00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:34.239
she's probably just with him still because they have young kids,
764
00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:37.079
and you know, it'd be he seems like he'd get messy.
765
00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:38.480
Well, this is what I think. He had a really
766
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:40.840
bad childhood growing up, so he had really he had
767
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:42.719
a lot of anger issues and everything. So I think
768
00:35:42.760 --> 00:35:45.599
maybe he played it like, oh, you know, I don't know,
769
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:48.000
this is oh, like she saves him kind of and
770
00:35:48.079 --> 00:35:49.760
I think he kind of played like, ooh, poor me.
771
00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:52.320
And he was kind of famous at that time, you know,
772
00:35:52.840 --> 00:35:55.559
but I think she's definitely wasay surpassed him, so maybe
773
00:35:55.559 --> 00:35:58.079
it's a play of that. But uh, I listened to
774
00:35:58.119 --> 00:35:59.920
one interview with him and he goes, he had to
775
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:01.639
learn how not to like fight people all the time
776
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:03.920
because one of our very very first dates, like they
777
00:36:03.960 --> 00:36:07.440
got cut off like dry or something, and he freaked
778
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:08.679
out and he like got out of his car and
779
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:10.360
he's like trying to fight the guy and then she
780
00:36:10.400 --> 00:36:11.760
can't and then he came back in and she's like,
781
00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:14.559
I don't find that cool or tough or it scares
782
00:36:14.599 --> 00:36:15.760
me when you act like that, and he goes, that's
783
00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:18.400
when I realized it couldn't be fighting people anymore or
784
00:36:18.440 --> 00:36:21.360
something Jesus Christ. So I feel like she feels more
785
00:36:21.400 --> 00:36:22.960
like she saved him and now they have kids. I
786
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:25.400
don't know though, I'm just based on that he.
787
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:28.599
Was more famous, so there's no prenup. I bet that's
788
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:31.519
what it is. She makes ten more money. He's a deadbeat,
789
00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:34.280
so he would probably she gets to they want divorced.
790
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:36.960
He's gonna take her to court for he's a David
791
00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:40.719
what's his name, David sadekis Oh, Jason, Jesus, he's Jason
792
00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:43.280
Sadaika's her and like try to ruin her.
793
00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:45.280
Yeah, he seems like they kind of to do it too.
794
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:47.639
Yeah, I hate them, fuck them okay number one, though
795
00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:49.920
I'm gonna go after them. I can't stand them as
796
00:36:49.960 --> 00:36:52.079
a couple. Very fucking talk. Oh by the way, Dak
797
00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:54.519
Shepherd and Kirsten Bell, one hundred percent. I would bang
798
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:56.760
her before him. Oh yeah, not that she would bank me,
799
00:36:57.159 --> 00:36:59.119
but like a Christas Bell, I would bang you over
800
00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:01.880
your husban and okay, come over here. But yeah, he
801
00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:04.920
does not make me. He does not make me wet. Okay.
802
00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:07.840
So my least favorite, or I think the most toxic
803
00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:11.239
ish bad couple? Is that jay Z and Beyonce? Oh sure,
804
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:15.480
the whole Solange in the in the elevator beat up,
805
00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:18.639
that wouldn't happen, And Beyonce's not getting involved in that,
806
00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:24.599
so obviously she's defending her sister. And then Lemonade such
807
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:27.519
a fucking great album, but it's all about him cheating
808
00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:30.559
and just like all the receipts, everything, like just laying
809
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:33.239
it out there and then they stay together, like what
810
00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:33.760
the fuck?
811
00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:36.360
Yeah, And isn't he like the Epstein listen or the
812
00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:37.639
Diddy shit or something like that.
813
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:41.559
Probably he's just I would if your sister is beating
814
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:44.400
your husband's ass. He's jay Z is like a billionaire yea,
815
00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:47.880
then like clearly he's done something bad, but good for you, Solange.
816
00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:50.159
I love Solange. I don't think she's in Illuminati. I
817
00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:52.840
think that like Beyonce covers her from like getting killed
818
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:58.320
or whatever. This is all conspiracy theory podcast so fast.
819
00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:01.639
Yeah, And I don't think I think he is a
820
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:05.000
good rapper, but I don't think he should be in
821
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:07.519
there like some people like he's the best hap all time. No,
822
00:38:07.719 --> 00:38:09.480
if you look at when he came out with ninety
823
00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:12.000
four or something like that, he's never been the best
824
00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:13.039
rapper ever, Like.
825
00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:16.559
He's a he's a molgul, he's a he's somebody that
826
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:21.239
can like really platform like Rihanna a really platform jawroll,
827
00:38:21.320 --> 00:38:23.800
Like he can platform people. I don't think that he
828
00:38:23.800 --> 00:38:26.559
he's like the equivalent of Timbaland. But he got with
829
00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:31.199
Beyonce instead of Nelly Potado, like he chose he shows right.
830
00:38:31.599 --> 00:38:34.159
There's a song I Love Dead Presidents by him. I
831
00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:36.199
think it's one of the dopest beats. Great song. But
832
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:38.199
there's another song and one of the lines is dope
833
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:40.000
because I saw ice in the I can sell ice
834
00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:43.880
in the Winner, I can sell fire in Hell. I'm
835
00:38:43.880 --> 00:38:46.239
a hustler baby. Also water to a Whale. Oh, Like
836
00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:47.519
that's a dope fucking line.
837
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:50.920
So anyways, the only song I like about his is
838
00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:53.480
the uh is the Can I get a who? You
839
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:55.280
know what I mean? Like, I love that. I actually
840
00:38:55.320 --> 00:38:56.199
seen the edited one.
841
00:38:56.239 --> 00:38:57.840
I saw this thing on Instagram because you know the
842
00:38:57.840 --> 00:39:00.159
song New York with Lesha. He's loved that song, but
843
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:03.000
it was like, it'd be funny if this song was
844
00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:05.440
written by someone that doesn't know a lot about New York.
845
00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:10.519
Oh yeah, I'm near the Empire State Building yet do.
846
00:39:10.559 --> 00:39:13.519
I did I ever tell you what nostalgic cartoon character
847
00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:17.400
Alicia Keys reminds me of. I talked about it all
848
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:19.920
the time, like I talk about literally not all the
849
00:39:19.920 --> 00:39:22.360
time to you, but growing up. When she popped off
850
00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:26.159
quote unquote, I was like, that looks like so and so. Oh,
851
00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:27.159
she looks like so and so.
852
00:39:27.559 --> 00:39:29.920
I don't know, but let me know, because I think
853
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:32.039
we made this up together another I could be wrong,
854
00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:35.079
but not this cartoon character or something else with Bibles.
855
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:38.239
Okay West, Like she just reminds me of Fible, Like
856
00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:40.199
I swear if they do a live action. I don't
857
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:42.199
know who owns Fible, part of the DreamWorks or something,
858
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:45.760
but I don't know. But if they do, if they
859
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:50.920
do a live action, Fible goes West fucking hire Alicia Keys, Like,
860
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:53.280
think of the music, Think of that she has got
861
00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:55.960
acting chops like great idea.
862
00:39:56.039 --> 00:39:57.840
Yeah, were you and I the one that used to
863
00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:02.199
sing I keep falling in and out of love with
864
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:03.000
a horse.
865
00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:05.960
That sounds so familiar. Yeah right, we used to do
866
00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:10.400
like the like I want to thank you forgive me hmp.
867
00:40:11.000 --> 00:40:13.639
Now I'm gonna we're against age we're like, you know,
868
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:16.400
but we were. We were problematic six year olds or
869
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:17.400
sixth graders.
870
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:19.840
Yeah, I can't remember. But so this is my list
871
00:40:19.960 --> 00:40:22.840
of bad couples that I made a list. Two. I'm
872
00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:26.400
gonna put Kim Kardashi and Kanye West. Oh yeah. I
873
00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:29.679
think Kim is talentless and uh Kanye had some dope
874
00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:31.679
beats and some okay rhymes, but that didn't give him
875
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.840
the right to spread hate. And I think they're both
876
00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:36.280
just discussing people, and I don't think they should either
877
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:38.920
one of them should be platformed and shown to the masses.
878
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:43.199
I didn't know they had four kids together. So many
879
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:45.559
has so many kids in a short time. I looked
880
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:45.800
that up.
881
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:49.880
I was like, holy, only like uh burst of a
882
00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:52.920
couple of them. And then she surrogated, oh really yeah,
883
00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:55.480
oh okay, maybe that's why I didn't know that. So
884
00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:57.880
she can have a little whole little like farm going
885
00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:00.719
like a breeding situation, and that's what would you want
886
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:03.719
to have sex with Kanye? Nah? No, no, like that's
887
00:41:03.719 --> 00:41:04.320
why she she.
888
00:41:04.320 --> 00:41:07.840
Was like, let's use yeah. And then my other one
889
00:41:07.920 --> 00:41:11.119
is Pete Davidson with Ariana Grande. And the main reason
890
00:41:11.159 --> 00:41:13.840
why is because Pete Davison. I don't find him funny
891
00:41:13.920 --> 00:41:17.039
or talented. I think he's annoying as shit. I said,
892
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:19.119
he does not deserve Rina Grande, and he does not
893
00:41:19.239 --> 00:41:22.239
deserve happiness. I know, that's how much. And they were
894
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:23.960
on together for four months, so I remember hearing all
895
00:41:23.960 --> 00:41:27.039
about it when they broke up, and then she said, basically,
896
00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:28.840
you know, it was kind of more of just like
897
00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:30.920
a distraction. I was in love with him, but I
898
00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:33.159
didn't even know him. And then he was like, could
899
00:41:33.159 --> 00:41:35.320
you imagine if I said that my career would be ruined? What?
900
00:41:35.400 --> 00:41:37.559
I don't know. I can't stand him. So then that
901
00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:41.880
leads to Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian were together for
902
00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:45.599
a while too, and anything where Pete Davidson's evolved, I'm
903
00:41:45.599 --> 00:41:49.079
gonna say it's the worst, but I do think it's funny.
904
00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:52.960
He texts Kanye, I'm in bed with your wife while
905
00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:54.400
he was in bed with So. I mean, it's a
906
00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:56.280
bunch of shitty people being shitty together.
907
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:05.639
So Gus was connected to mister Belding from Save by
908
00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:08.920
the Bell. Saved by the Bell had tory spelling as
909
00:42:09.079 --> 00:42:13.519
screeches love instant love interests briefly Tory Spelling was in
910
00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:18.840
Scream two with Courtney Cox and then Lisa Coutro than Conan.
911
00:42:19.239 --> 00:42:20.199
I can find it closer.
912
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:25.519
Yeah what wait?
913
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:29.480
It was so ariana grande. Pete Davidson. He when he
914
00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:31.960
had a bunch of tattoos, he had one of Hillary Clinton.
915
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:35.239
Oh weird. Yeah, and I don't have I love our Grande.
916
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:37.039
I just did that basically, so I can bring up
917
00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:39.519
the Kanye, Kim and Pete thing. But I can't stand
918
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:41.920
that Pete Davidson guy, fuck, I can't stand him. Remember,
919
00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:43.159
it's more of a personal thing.
920
00:42:43.400 --> 00:42:45.119
Yeah, his dad died in nine to eleven.
921
00:42:45.159 --> 00:42:46.000
Oh believe me. I know.
922
00:42:48.119 --> 00:42:50.599
Yeah, if my dad died nine eleven, I'd be like, hey,
923
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:51.800
and I get it.
924
00:42:51.800 --> 00:42:54.159
I mean it is hurt. I mean it sucks with you.
925
00:42:54.239 --> 00:42:55.719
He was a parent. I lost a parent. But you
926
00:42:55.719 --> 00:42:57.079
don't hear me bringing up all the time.
927
00:42:57.519 --> 00:42:59.440
Oh but all life Hack. Did you know that most
928
00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:02.599
wedding day news caters all that stuff is cheaper on
929
00:43:02.679 --> 00:43:05.559
nine to eleven. That makes because they don't a lot
930
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:06.960
of people don't want to get married on that date.
931
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:13.159
So life Hack, so that's a good life. That is
932
00:43:13.199 --> 00:43:16.119
such a good life act. They don't like advertise that,
933
00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:18.280
like they don't do like a Canva thing with like
934
00:43:18.360 --> 00:43:21.199
two twin hour specials, but like, but yeah, not all
935
00:43:21.239 --> 00:43:22.599
of people want to get married on nine eleven.
936
00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:24.559
This nine to eleven this year is on a Friday. Yeah,
937
00:43:24.599 --> 00:43:26.159
it'd be something catered.
938
00:43:26.280 --> 00:43:28.239
Someone messaged me that they have something going on on
939
00:43:28.320 --> 00:43:28.840
nine to eleven.
940
00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:30.039
Well, I was gonna say, do you want to go
941
00:43:30.119 --> 00:43:30.760
the improv thing?
942
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:31.039
Oh?
943
00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:33.119
That's what it was, because I might see easier on
944
00:43:33.119 --> 00:43:35.480
the eleven. Oh maybe it's that, but the tickets are
945
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:37.840
kind of expensive for how shooty they are. So I'm like,
946
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:38.920
I don't know, do you?
947
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:41.199
But yeah, let me know when those we can buy
948
00:43:41.280 --> 00:43:41.920
this conversation.
949
00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:49.199
Remember we only talked to the podcast. We're not gonna know.
950
00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:52.400
Yeah, I don't know. You save it for the Yeah, no,
951
00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:54.119
I would be interested in going to that. It's the
952
00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:57.480
Superstore people, And that's a good time to mention listener
953
00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:01.400
tag Lauren Ash and invite and tell her that we're
954
00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:03.719
trying to get her on our podcast. Unless she's already
955
00:44:03.760 --> 00:44:05.960
like agreed to be on it, then you guys can stop.
956
00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:09.280
But who knows Laura and Ash from Superstore not dead yet,
957
00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:12.280
and also she is performing and coming to Portland on
958
00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:14.760
October nineteenth. So Andy and I are gonna be there
959
00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:15.800
and would be what's up?
960
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:18.440
And then she's doing an improv in Portland September twelve.
961
00:44:18.519 --> 00:44:22.280
Yeah, with so many good people from Superstore. Oh my word. Okay,
962
00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:23.679
So what else we were talking about?
963
00:44:23.719 --> 00:44:23.880
Oh?
964
00:44:24.079 --> 00:44:25.719
Our top bestest ones?
965
00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:26.800
Oh yeah, yah, number one.
966
00:44:26.840 --> 00:44:30.519
Okay, I guess I'll go. I did. Let me see
967
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:33.159
if I have some honorable mentions. Oh yes, I do. Okay,
968
00:44:33.280 --> 00:44:38.360
honorable mentions. I had Albert and Armand from bird Cage
969
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:41.119
as I sure. I like, like that's kind of like
970
00:44:41.159 --> 00:44:43.679
a messy, Like obviously it's over the top at the end,
971
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:47.800
but that their relationship is very like messy bickering, kind
972
00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:50.000
of lightly roasting each other, And I'm like, that's real.
973
00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:52.440
You probably haven't watched Downton Abbey.
974
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:54.679
I've seen clips.
975
00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:58.039
It's actually a really like relaxing show. Has a globerly
976
00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:00.559
eyes like the what's her name from Strack with the
977
00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:02.519
eyes that go different way, the forest Whittaker eyes. What's
978
00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:06.000
her name? Who's the main chicken? She's in Hook? She
979
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:11.119
plays Wendy nowadays? Oh, Paltrow not going to she's old
980
00:45:11.159 --> 00:45:14.760
as fuck. Oh oh, she's British.
981
00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:19.760
Harry Potter, Yeah, McGonagall, I'm Maggie Smith.
982
00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:24.639
Okay, that's yeah. So's it's a very relaxing show. So
983
00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:28.199
there's like back in like the nineteen early The first
984
00:45:28.280 --> 00:45:31.039
episode starts with like the day after the Titanic went
985
00:45:31.079 --> 00:45:33.920
down and one of yeah, one of the next heirs
986
00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:36.760
to this family's fortune was on the Titanic. And back
987
00:45:36.760 --> 00:45:39.480
in those days, women like daughters couldn't be heirs. But
988
00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:43.199
the patriarch of the house or leader of the house
989
00:45:43.239 --> 00:45:47.800
has three daughters anyways, so the head daughter, Mary is
990
00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:52.880
they they're on the search for this long long like
991
00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:56.960
this cousin like that's doesn't know them, were associate with them,
992
00:45:57.159 --> 00:46:00.880
and Mary ends up like fucking him. So it's like
993
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:04.119
some incest ish kind of thing, like your four cousins removed.
994
00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:06.440
It's kind of okay, right, I think, so we probably
995
00:46:06.480 --> 00:46:08.000
if you've had sex with like one hundred people, you
996
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:09.320
probably have had sex with a cousin.
997
00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:15.039
I well, I said to the song girl, And we
998
00:46:15.079 --> 00:46:18.320
didn't know until years later that were the same tribe.
999
00:46:18.400 --> 00:46:22.440
So I mean that's I mean, we don't know, but fuck,
1000
00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:24.039
we didn't know back in those days.
1001
00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:26.559
When they had like they lived in the little.
1002
00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:27.920
A lot of people in my tribes on like fight.
1003
00:46:28.239 --> 00:46:30.639
Yeah, but they did they use marriage as a way
1004
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:33.760
of like building alliances with other tribes. Yeah, look at
1005
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:41.480
us historians press corps. Okay, so another one we did
1006
00:46:41.519 --> 00:46:43.639
die and I love it. It was like it was
1007
00:46:43.679 --> 00:46:47.159
something completely like unrelated. No, he was a firefighter. Yeah,
1008
00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:51.079
I know that, Like, come on, get another story, Like,
1009
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:55.280
oh my god, sure, yeah, like that. They're more toxic
1010
00:46:55.360 --> 00:47:00.400
than Ozzie and sharing because sharing they created ozpes. Okay,
1011
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:04.639
so somehow, So anyways, mat Matthew and Mary, even though
1012
00:47:04.639 --> 00:47:08.239
they were cousins, it was super romantic, like and heartbreaking.
1013
00:47:08.400 --> 00:47:11.280
But I'm gonna say the number one romantic couple, and
1014
00:47:11.320 --> 00:47:14.639
I'm going like nostalgia Jeff is. Growing up, I was
1015
00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:18.280
super freaking into Star Wars, and I think even though
1016
00:47:18.280 --> 00:47:20.280
it's a little bit of a toxic couple, Han and
1017
00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:23.440
Lea oh okay, okay, I think it's like one of
1018
00:47:23.480 --> 00:47:28.519
the definitive you know, movie quotes of like or scenes
1019
00:47:28.599 --> 00:47:30.639
of like when you think of like love stories, is.
1020
00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:31.239
I love you?
1021
00:47:31.760 --> 00:47:35.440
I know, like that's improved that like that was I
1022
00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:39.360
love that so much? And then I just think it's
1023
00:47:39.679 --> 00:47:42.079
they were good. They're great actors too. I thought Hans
1024
00:47:42.079 --> 00:47:44.679
Solo or Harrison Ford. I was just obsessed with him.
1025
00:47:44.960 --> 00:47:47.159
And then Carrie Fisher was so goddamn funny in such
1026
00:47:47.159 --> 00:47:50.360
a powerhouse and like icon of like the feminist movement
1027
00:47:50.599 --> 00:47:53.400
of like the seventies, eighties or whatever it came out,
1028
00:47:53.840 --> 00:47:56.400
and I just think that they're just it's so cute.
1029
00:47:56.519 --> 00:47:59.159
No, it definitely is, and it's I almost listed George
1030
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:03.559
Lucas and his first wife while they were together making
1031
00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:06.480
that movie, and a lot of the good ideas came
1032
00:48:06.559 --> 00:48:10.360
from his wife, and they divorced before The Phantom Menace
1033
00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:12.679
came out, and a lot of people said, since she
1034
00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:15.760
wasn't there kind of easing George Lucas because like, I
1035
00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:16.960
guess he's kind of like a prick.
1036
00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:18.480
I don't know, he loves like a prick.
1037
00:48:18.599 --> 00:48:20.559
Yeah, And so a lot of people said the reason
1038
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:23.239
Phantdom Menace wasn't so good is because during the first one,
1039
00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:25.800
George had all these like really boring ideas and she's like, no,
1040
00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:27.760
we shouldn't do that, and so she like helped like
1041
00:48:27.880 --> 00:48:29.880
basically made Star Wars him. You know.
1042
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:33.079
So we're getting from this episode is the women are
1043
00:48:33.119 --> 00:48:35.840
the ones pretty much behind the creative man pretty much,
1044
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:39.719
Sharon and Aussy, Nicole and oj like it's.
1045
00:48:39.559 --> 00:48:42.599
He and talented.
1046
00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:48.239
She would be nothing without peace. But no, And then
1047
00:48:48.360 --> 00:48:51.119
it melted my because I I watched all the like
1048
00:48:51.199 --> 00:48:54.400
prequels and the sequels and stuff. Then the first sequel
1049
00:48:54.599 --> 00:48:57.719
of the trilogy, it was like, uh, the Force awakens
1050
00:48:58.159 --> 00:49:00.960
and Han and Luke Hanelea are in there, and when
1051
00:49:01.000 --> 00:49:04.320
those two actors, like they've broken up in the storyline,
1052
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:08.000
but there's still love there but they just have different paths.
1053
00:49:08.199 --> 00:49:10.639
When they hug and like she knows that he's probably
1054
00:49:10.639 --> 00:49:14.000
gonna die on this mission and spoiler he does, and
1055
00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:17.519
the hug and like the love there was so amazing.
1056
00:49:17.760 --> 00:49:19.800
Oh, I see something like a newer one of the
1057
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:20.360
newer ones.
1058
00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:23.119
It was so sweet to see, like growing up being
1059
00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:27.920
obsessed with Star Wars and to see these characters later
1060
00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:31.719
in life holding each other. It was so romantic and sweet.
1061
00:49:31.800 --> 00:49:33.719
Well, it is really cool too, especially because these characters
1062
00:49:33.719 --> 00:49:35.840
had like a closing arc, you know what I mean. So,
1063
00:49:35.880 --> 00:49:37.760
because a lot of movies are great, you know, but
1064
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:40.039
then they don't really you know, you just which is cool,
1065
00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:41.760
I guess too. You just kind of what's gonna happen
1066
00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:43.280
to them, you know, later on, and this one you
1067
00:49:43.320 --> 00:49:44.400
actually got to see. So that's cool.
1068
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:45.920
And that's the thing, like I don't know how I
1069
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:48.480
feel about the requel kind of thing, but like I
1070
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:52.159
want them to wrap it up, you know. Anyways, what's
1071
00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:56.159
your number one bestest situation?
1072
00:49:56.320 --> 00:50:00.440
This is my number one celebrity couple. It literally changed
1073
00:50:00.519 --> 00:50:04.800
the world, Like uh, I mean it was a huge thing.
1074
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:11.639
So close Mark Anthony and Cleopatra.
1075
00:50:11.440 --> 00:50:11.599
So.
1076
00:50:13.199 --> 00:50:15.360
The Egyptian you know Queen.
1077
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:19.000
Wait, really his name is Mark Anthony, mark Antony, some
1078
00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:21.599
people call it Anthon. I really was. I was really
1079
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:24.199
hoping that you were gonna say when when When Mark
1080
00:50:24.239 --> 00:50:27.400
Anthony and Jlo were together? That was the power couple
1081
00:50:27.719 --> 00:50:30.039
they were. They had cold they each had a brand
1082
00:50:30.039 --> 00:50:31.679
of clothes that Coles.
1083
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:32.320
Oh weird.
1084
00:50:32.400 --> 00:50:33.239
Yeah.
1085
00:50:33.519 --> 00:50:35.000
Did they keep them next to each other? Yeah?
1086
00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:37.480
It was like posters of you know, the men's had
1087
00:50:37.519 --> 00:50:40.280
Mark Anthony's line and the j Lo at Coles.
1088
00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:42.119
They should have just had him next to each other
1089
00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:44.159
and so couples could have just got their shopping down
1090
00:50:44.239 --> 00:50:44.480
like that.
1091
00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:49.480
And everyone's dressing like like Spanish like singers. I love
1092
00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:52.199
that Okay, So Mark Antony and Culeipatra.
1093
00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:56.599
Yes, So basically they got together originally because he was
1094
00:50:56.679 --> 00:50:59.679
running the east region of like Rome at the time,
1095
00:50:59.800 --> 00:51:03.400
and he needed money. But he had a big army
1096
00:51:03.400 --> 00:51:07.400
but needed money. She needed help because she needed an army.
1097
00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:11.360
She did not have an organ She had money, no army.
1098
00:51:11.719 --> 00:51:14.320
He had army, no money. So they first got together
1099
00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:18.320
kind of because of that. And then Anthony was also
1100
00:51:18.559 --> 00:51:21.719
ready to like fund this military campaign and needed a
1101
00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:25.280
bunch of money. But so it kind of started as that,
1102
00:51:25.360 --> 00:51:31.400
but eventually what happened was he summoned Cleopatra, and Cleopatra
1103
00:51:31.519 --> 00:51:34.360
knew that Mark Anthony was kind of like this like arrogant,
1104
00:51:34.519 --> 00:51:37.039
kind of you know, rich dude, whatever. So she shows
1105
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:40.360
up and we have this was preserved in the Folger
1106
00:51:40.559 --> 00:51:45.159
Shakespeare Library. So she sailed up on the river with
1107
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:48.320
a huge ship with this gilded stern, purple sales and
1108
00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:52.920
silver silver oars. She dresses Venus, the Goddess of love,
1109
00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:56.440
while she had people fanning her while she like pulled
1110
00:51:56.519 --> 00:51:58.800
up for the first thing that Mark Antony need to see,
1111
00:51:59.079 --> 00:52:02.559
and he was completely just like what the especially back
1112
00:52:02.599 --> 00:52:04.519
then to see something that grand, even though he was
1113
00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:07.039
also you know, really high up too, but they actually
1114
00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:09.519
ended up really liking each other. They were together for
1115
00:52:09.559 --> 00:52:14.599
eleven years. I think they had some kids together, and
1116
00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:17.639
she actually also hooked up with Julius Caesar before him,
1117
00:52:17.639 --> 00:52:20.880
which is crazy, I know, right, yeah, yeah, But eventually
1118
00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:24.400
they ended up cooning suicide together, which is you know, sad.
1119
00:52:25.039 --> 00:52:28.199
But they literally changed the world. How when they got
1120
00:52:28.239 --> 00:52:30.679
together because of like the power couple they were, because
1121
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:33.000
they were literally two of the biggest powers in the
1122
00:52:33.039 --> 00:52:37.639
world getting together her son. Once she committed suicide, her
1123
00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:41.280
son took over, but then was murdered by Augustus, who
1124
00:52:41.760 --> 00:52:45.360
had beef with mark Antony. And then when Cleopatra's son
1125
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:48.000
was murdered, that was the last pharaoh and it ended
1126
00:52:48.159 --> 00:52:52.679
three thousand years of pharaohs in Egypt. Isn't that crazy?
1127
00:52:53.480 --> 00:52:58.239
Fucking nuts? So, yeah, Supercuple, they changed the world. Yeah, crazy.
1128
00:52:58.440 --> 00:53:02.119
They were like an acceleery version of like, well, they
1129
00:53:02.119 --> 00:53:04.440
were the pop culture of the time, right, yeah, because
1130
00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:04.880
I don't.
1131
00:53:04.719 --> 00:53:07.159
Know the population of you know, people in the world
1132
00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:10.239
at that time, but the two biggest empires with the
1133
00:53:10.239 --> 00:53:12.079
most people all knew who they were. And then if
1134
00:53:12.119 --> 00:53:13.639
they were that big, you know park so I mean,
1135
00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:16.760
everybody around the world probably had. Not everybody, but a
1136
00:53:16.800 --> 00:53:17.400
lot of people did.
1137
00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:22.400
So Julius Caesar was a real person. Is the play.
1138
00:53:22.559 --> 00:53:25.039
Factual or like I've never seen it.
1139
00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:28.599
But so we need to research this because I'm curious
1140
00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:31.519
if number one, if he was alive when the play
1141
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:36.440
came out, or like they're doing like they did like
1142
00:53:36.480 --> 00:53:39.239
a TLC play recently, so like Chile and Tea Boss
1143
00:53:39.280 --> 00:53:41.480
could go and watch it, you know, they could play
1144
00:53:41.480 --> 00:53:43.760
it like Tina Turner how to play on Broadway? You
1145
00:53:43.800 --> 00:53:45.360
know what I mean? It was it something like that.
1146
00:53:45.679 --> 00:53:48.800
I don't know. I don't know who wrote it.
1147
00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:52.599
I don't know, I don't know.
1148
00:53:52.639 --> 00:53:55.039
I thought it would have been funny if TLC did
1149
00:53:55.199 --> 00:53:59.039
Julius Caesar Flay and so t bos is like etube brutus.
1150
00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:02.719
I think there's so much. I really appreciate you educating
1151
00:54:02.880 --> 00:54:06.719
us and the listener, like on this historic stuff like
1152
00:54:06.760 --> 00:54:08.639
the bad Ass episode. I was like, oh, Nicholas Cage
1153
00:54:08.679 --> 00:54:10.960
is so bad as or Bruce willis whatever, and then
1154
00:54:11.000 --> 00:54:15.039
you're like, oh, this like Ninja Warrior, and I'm like, fuck, yeah,
1155
00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:15.880
I should have done that.
1156
00:54:16.239 --> 00:54:17.760
No, I mean, it's if you would have done it,
1157
00:54:17.800 --> 00:54:19.280
then it would have been weird if you both that it.
1158
00:54:19.480 --> 00:54:22.440
Yeah, I would have done it, not that exact person.
1159
00:54:24.639 --> 00:54:25.559
We all do the same thing.
1160
00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:30.360
Yeah, we need to work. We need to do a
1161
00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:34.360
lot of this, a lot of this. Okay, So I
1162
00:54:34.400 --> 00:54:37.599
think that's awesome. So we have some good, good laughses.
1163
00:54:39.000 --> 00:54:42.880
What did we learn from this episode? Murder attempted murder
1164
00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:44.639
is bad, but like if you give it time and
1165
00:54:44.719 --> 00:54:48.280
talent and success, we can kind of look over that because.
1166
00:54:48.079 --> 00:54:51.639
Like, oh yeah, for I was like, for who Bill Cosby's.
1167
00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:54.360
Wife stood by him and he was really Yeah, apparently
1168
00:54:54.400 --> 00:54:57.760
he was innocent, so we all owe him a big homology.
1169
00:54:57.960 --> 00:55:02.000
Like I I think he probably was really guilty. Yeah
1170
00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:05.559
he got like a quitted or like he's like released
1171
00:55:05.559 --> 00:55:08.239
from prison. Oh really he's out here, back out in
1172
00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:11.440
the free world raping women. I don't know, No, I
1173
00:55:11.519 --> 00:55:13.320
just I don't think he's a rapist, but like I
1174
00:55:13.320 --> 00:55:16.239
think there's a lot of evidence. Yeah, I think he
1175
00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:21.760
just got out. I got a technicality or something as Yeah. Yeah, okay,
1176
00:55:21.840 --> 00:55:23.679
so we learned a lot of this episode, and then
1177
00:55:24.880 --> 00:55:29.239
we we're not against Illuminati. I definitely don't think OJ
1178
00:55:29.400 --> 00:55:33.079
is funny. I don't I think I feel like, we've
1179
00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:34.800
made a lot of jokes about OJ Oh.
1180
00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:36.840
Yeah, oh, I get it. I think you don't think
1181
00:55:36.880 --> 00:55:39.239
he was like a funny person. He was hilarious.
1182
00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:41.480
Did you see that interview that I'm talking about thinking
1183
00:55:41.480 --> 00:55:46.079
about where he was so funny. If I went murdered somebody,
1184
00:55:46.119 --> 00:55:47.599
I would totally make jokes out it too.
1185
00:55:48.199 --> 00:55:51.119
So let me reiterate. I think OJ is funny, but
1186
00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:53.039
I don't think o J is funny.
1187
00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:58.880
Jokes with murder and the same person, it's bad. Yeah,
1188
00:55:58.920 --> 00:56:03.719
so you know what I mean. Okay, So yeah, Follow
1189
00:56:03.800 --> 00:56:06.400
Gus Gus on Instagram at Gus Gus, Underscore the Dog,
1190
00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:10.639
and then leave us a review, Subscribe, share with a friend,
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like cuddle up with blankets and hot cocoa. It's almost
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a pumpkin site latte time, and listen to some notable nostalgia.
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Tag Lauren ash and whatever you can on social media.
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Let's get this girl on our podcast.
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Unless she's already agreed, then don't tag her.
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Yeah, then like stop tagging her, Okay until next time.
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I'm Jeff, I'm Andy Hathaway. I like that. We're team Hathaway.
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Now look at me. I'm like next I'm gonna be
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like I love Anna Kendras. Yeah, Seth Myers good at interviewing.
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Oh really quick, I thought about it too.
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I thought about too.
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Gus Gus, the blonde chick from Rina nine one one
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Rose Byrne Conan.
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Oh that's sick. Yeah yeah, and.
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I Reno girl was probably on Conan, but I'm just
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thinking acting. So we're now three three degrees now yeah,
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where there we go. We're gonna get to one there
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and I wanted to be guest related. Okay, We'll see
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you next Tuesday over the layer.
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And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
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We hope you enjoyed our trip down memory lane just
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as much as we did. If you love reminiscing with us,
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don't forget to subscribe, rate and leave a review, and
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be sure to tune in next time for more nostalgic
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fund Notable Nostalgia was created by alij Ward, produced by
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Andrew Lipsey, and edited by Andrew Lipsey. You can find
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slash Notable Nostalgia, and shoot us an email at Notable
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Nostalgia ninety at gmail dot com. Catch you on the
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flip side nostalgia nerds,