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Welcome everyone to Freakin' Nerds! A D &D podcast
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where six friends... Oh, shit. You can't count.
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I'm not counting this time. We're playing Dungeons
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& Dragons. Yeah, there's a bunch of friends in
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here. And a few babies. I am Will or Will I am...
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I don't fucking know. But I do play Lizogna Moskine,
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the Wood Elf Druid. And fun false fact about...
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Shit. Hold on. I know the name. Harun. Fun false
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fact for Harun is that he is not looking for
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a relationship because he is afraid of sparks
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flying. That is very accurate. Unfortunately,
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it was there. I've been trying to come up with
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puns for everybody now. That was pretty good.
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I did a pun on that. It came out a little robotic.
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I'm throwing tomatoes. Oh, that hurts. It hurts.
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Okay, my name is Mark. I have a baby. I play
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Harun when I finally got my Harun voice back.
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After I don't know how long. Tell them. My false
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fact about Siafra is that in every, every pair
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of her shoes it's another anklet that contains
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a smaller pair of the same shoes. This hurts
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my brain. And if you think about it, there's
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probably another anklet So I have, like, infinite
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dimensions in shoes. You might. They're just
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little cutesy shoes. It's like whoever you got
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them from decided to throw in, like, a little
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miniature version of that, and you can't throw
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them away. Yeah, fair, fair. Sells within sells
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into winners. Gonna break the shoe economy. Breaking
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the universe in shoes. All right, I'm Bronson.
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I play Siofra. And I'm a full stack of your hearts.
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Every time he calls you for a bitch, he gets
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a little bit more fond of her. It might be true.
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You bitch! It's supposed to be false. It's just
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a sexual tension. Nah, there it is. It's a real
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-life sexual tension. Uh -oh, you dropped it.
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It's because they heard about Browns and think
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they have a nice relationship. Yeah, it's the
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easiest way out. Well, hello. I'm a bushel of
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cherries, but tonight I'll be playing the role
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of Yulharis Sithrith, the Summer Ladron Ranger.
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And a fun false fact about our good friend Nyx
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is that he can bust it down like no one else,
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and actually that's the reason why he got out
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of the Underdark, is because he was banned from
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busting it down there because he was so good
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at it, everyone else was jealous. That's where
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the magic comes from. What was it from your taint?
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What was his signature move? You see, I'm not
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at liberty to say it because if so, then the
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Underdark people will come after me. True, true,
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true. I see, I see, I see. I'd like to put forward
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that it's the stanky third. The stanky third
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leg. We have established that he has a big dick.
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It's an illustration. That's a very important
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part of a canon, okay? It is canon. It's one
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of the few things actually written into canon.
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Is there a tattooed on the side of it that says
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canon? Yeah. Now that's horrifying. That's terrible.
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It starts to say can, but then as it goes along
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it says canon. You're like, oh! He's a broker,
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alright? So many O's. I'm Jalen, playing Nyx
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the Barbarian. False fact about Franklin. He's
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humble. The most humble. He, uh... Despite all
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of his bravado about him and his brother, he
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actually feels wildly insecure about him. And
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he thinks Frankie is probably better. I'm not
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crying, it's just raining. Yeah, guys, stop looking
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at me. Someone catch the weather spell in my
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eyes. Hi, I'm Ben, and I'm playing Franklin.
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He, and this has nothing to do with the extra
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right now, but the most badass wizard I've ever
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lived. A fun, but super false fact about Lasagna.
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most kind is that he is um he hates plants he
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hates plants and loves meat and take that out
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everyone take that i mean lazogna does love meat
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but he loves plants so it is a false fact i put
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them out Alright, Lizagna's learning. Lizagna's
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learning how to fire. He hasn't been this strong
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before, alright? Fireball is a new spell to him.
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Honestly, there's no way to tell when something's
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on fire. Yeah, you know, you gotta play with
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fire sometimes to figure out sometimes it's a
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bad thing. Sometimes when the DM just throws
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like a fire wand in front of you and you're just
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like, oh, you can't use that all the time. Like,
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what the fuck? You can. I'm just kidding. If
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you just keep it in this prison wall, I'm going
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to keep it more. Wow. Mark, I brought you a present
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from work today. Oh, shit. Here, I got those
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rubber bands. You should not give those to me
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sitting on the table. Well, like, yeah, not right
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now. Like, obviously. Those have been through
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many layers of mail and touching of hands. So,
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yeah. For later. Let me snack with you for the
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remainder. So many layers of male, but how many
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layers of female? Good question. Well, definitely
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more than one. Good one. Good answer. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. It's on there. I do love watching Steve
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Harvey compilations because he's always like,
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his face when he's like, what the fuck did you
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say? You realize we're on TV? The first time
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he's like, what goes, like, say the next word
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and he says pork and somebody says you pine.
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That got me so hard. Name someone with an H.
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Jose! So there's this video on YouTube that I
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actually watched here with Justin in its entirety.
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It's a 30 plus minute video but it's called this
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is not sponsored by the way. What is his name
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again? Steve Harvey? Steve Harvey does not want
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to host anymore, and it's one of the most funny,
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beautiful, poignant, cinematic pieces of artwork
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that I have ever seen. You should all watch it.
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Honestly, I've loved Steve Harvey when he was
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a comedian. Fair enough. Oh, yeah. When he was
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doing stand -up, I don't know if I was around
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when it came out. But I definitely watched it
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on DVD and shit like that. But it was like Bernie
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Mac, Cedric the Entertainer, Steve Harvey. The
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Kings of Comedy? The Kings of Comedy, yes. I
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remember watching that back in the day with the
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family. That was a great show. But Gonzo, back
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to this podcast. What are you wearing? I'm wearing
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my socks. Sometimes you need some sage advice
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from other sources. What are you wearing? I can't
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see. Remember, it's a... The snowman from...
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Late Tits Now? No. It's the snowman from Rudolph,
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and it says, don't eat the yellow snow. Oh. Sometimes
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you need advice from the elders to not do something
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dumb. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. He's experienced
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for a reason. Quick question, though. Did you
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own the Kings of Comedy DVD in your household?
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Yes, we did. For sure. Okay, so that is like...
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How I know for sure you grew up in a black house.
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I was about to say. I was like, that was a DVD
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in my household too. And you will know how to
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play spades. I do not know how to play spades.
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What? What about dominoes? Dominoes, yes. But
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unfortunately, I do not slam the dominoes down
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on the table. That's more of a Cuban thing. No,
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it's like a whole person thing. It depends, like,
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on one side of the family, when I play with dominoes
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with them, it's like, they don't slam it down.
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And then the other side of the family, they do
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slam it down. I'm not saying which one is which.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, my family does that too.
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But when they do it, slam it to the table. I've
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seen a video of the granddad with some blocks,
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and he's just playing with the kid, showing him
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the blocks. He grabs him, and he goes, ha! Throws
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him, and he goes, ha! And you're like, don't
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teach me that! And he's like, oh, I just... He
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just stuttered all over the place. I be catching
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myself at work sometimes whenever somebody just
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goes in for a high five or something, I'll be
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just dapping them up and then snapping at the
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end just out of force of habit. You have to.
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I'm very prone to when people try to go for a
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handshake, I'll just dap them up and then bring
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them in for the hug. And then I realize very
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quickly that some people are not down for that
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always. Oh, Jalen, you know what me and Ben talked
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about doing? Having a Chappelle Show marathon.
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Oh, yes. Oh, for real. Me too. Oh, yeah. Me and
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my friends, I watch that show all the time. You
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guys were talking about dice, and I was thinking,
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it's the World Dice Championship. Ashy Larry,
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baby, ashy Larry. Coming in close. Have you seen
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some videos of Donald Rawlings crashing down
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on all these shows? Dude, he was like on a stand
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-up show, and he was talking about how he was
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like, I'm Asian Palshaw, shut the fuck up, Ashley
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Larry. Because he was getting roasted at some
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thing, and everyone was like, shut the fuck up.
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He did that, he did I'm Rich Bitch, and that
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was all I remember. Yeah, that was that. Yeah,
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something about a couch. Fuck your couch. Well,
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the original, like, I'm Rich Biatch, that was
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from Ashley Larry, the actor that he was talking
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about. That was his line. Yeah, yeah. He's just
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been Dave Chappelle's friend, but even now he's
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kind of just doing something very crazy. Anyways,
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um... So who remembers what happened last time?
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Yeah, recap, recap, recap. I still have inspiration,
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so... I'll leave it to one of you guys. Actually,
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inspiration runs out after... I'm just kidding.
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That is how we used to do it. When did we amend
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the rules? That was not a rule. It used to always
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be like that, but I think it's dumb because sometimes
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in a session you really run into something where
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you won't have the need for it. And then you
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kind of just lose it, you know? Inspiration runs
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out on a long rest. That's how I always play
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it. But, I don't know. You're safe. I agree with
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you. Yeah, no one takes your inspiration away.
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I feel inspired still. You can't stack it, though.
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You only have one. That's what I'm saying. I
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like that. You can't stack, but it lasts until...
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This isn't like Baldur's Gate? I think it's more
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fun. Real cool, baby. Plus, you know, we still
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can. If anybody wants to redo a deal with the
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devil, it's always on the table. I totally forgot
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about that. I'm going to wait until we're in
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a safe space and I'm happy. So who remembers
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what happens? No idea. I remember we were on
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a ship. I think I got this one. Go ahead, Ben.
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I think last time, if I remember right, we went
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up from the settlement we were at. I don't remember
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the exact last time we were up, but we went up
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from the settlement we were at. to towards uh
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the capital of karnat um where uh ceofra came
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down on a flying ship uh to deliver some goods
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i don't know if we actually confirmed that there
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were dragons No, you guys are a whole bunch of
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Warforged farts. It was just the Warforged farts.
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He hadn't himself seen it, so. Yeah. And then
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Siofra punks some bitches on the ship. Lazagna
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and Heru had a only slightly homoerotic cooking
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scene. Only slightly. Only slightly. You know,
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just a pinch of homoeroticism in the kitchen
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together. And then... Just a dash. We are flying
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along. The C -04 offered to take us to where
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the train ends in Silverflame. Sharn. Oh, we're
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going straight to Sharn. No, no, I think you
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guys are going to Flamekeep too. That's what
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I'm saying, we're going to Flamekeep. That's
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where Mr. Baldwin's meeting the C -04. So we're
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going there. Mid -flight, we get attacked by
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another... ...ship for flying things that we
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just completely annihilated. Me and Seehofer
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went down to investigate, and... ...it was taken
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over by some weird monsters. By some goop? Yeah.
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It was also a ship that we recognized. It was
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people that we served alongside during the war.
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Which I'm still... I'm still confused about that.
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That has nothing to do with Franklin, so. I think
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it's a rear -to -triangle situation. People be
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stealing shit. People be goop, and then they
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be stealing shit. People be gooping. Gooping.
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Alright, yeah, that's basically it. How did that
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count? Oh, that is, sir. And, uh, just a little
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more, uh, Tiafer also did find out a lot of information
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about the goings -on, and did fill in, uh, you've...
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She told everyone. They're using the lightning
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rails to transport parts to potentially build
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an army of warforges. He remembers. Yeah, you
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guys are on the ship. Cielfra, you know as well,
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is the head honcho here. She's now entrusted
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into the... I'm just surprised Baldwin let you
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leave his side. I'm also surprised that bag of
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holding is still holding up. Yeah. Let's all
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go. Check your pouches. Everybody get some gold.
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Do you get some gold? Do you get some wrist?
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Yeah, you get a lot of wrist. Okay. I just had
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some spell slots. Win. Those template points
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are going to go. Win. While we're on the ship?
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Yeah, you're going on the ship still. But we're
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chilling. I thought we ended up seeing some people.
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Oh, they all died. Yeah, yeah. You guys crashed
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the ship. The ship was firing back and knocked
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the ship out. When you guys you guys investigate
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the crash and found the bodies and the monsters
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And you guys are still you guys have a few more
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days left to get to the other to the city That's
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it. You guys are on the ship. So this is the
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morning. He said it's like mid -morning He's
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got a small brain. You're being sus over there.
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You guys wake up. It's the smell of breakfast.
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Some of you have already been awake, but some
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of you other eight -hour folks are still sleeping.
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I think I was second watch. Brent's in the kitchen
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cooking. I'm probably resting. You're an elf.
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Yeah, but I took second shift yesterday. So I'm
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going to be up when the eight hours get up. Yeah,
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so you guys all get up around the same time.
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Can I cast Bolster and Performance on everybody
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at breakfast? Sure. Yeah, everyone's eating.
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The only person not there is a seal for it. Everyone
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haven't gotten there yet. testing out the hand
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attachments. Why did you want to see my hand
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again? Oh, wait, wait, wait. I forgot about the
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real fact. Oh, yes. I'll do this at the beginning.
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Gonzo, what is your real fact? My real fact is
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about Harun. He learned a new emotion. He learned
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what being happy was. Oh, God. I thought you
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were going to say another H word. Hungry. Nope.
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You always feel some sort of warmness in you
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when you see your friend's uniform. So you kind
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of know the experience of joy. I mean, that is
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true. When I saw her on the ship, I just went
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all the way fucking home. Anybody else a little
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annoyed at Haroon for not finding any joy in
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his current friends? Damn. Sucks to suck. You
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guys are stressful. What did I do? We hear, like,
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the creaking coming from the room. We, like,
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open the door to it because we're, like, expecting
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to catch them doing something. Just be boiling
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joints. Haroon is, like, one of those mechanical
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horses outside, like, a grocery store. And Silver's
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just, like, rocking back and forth. It's not
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sexual at all. It's just Haroon having the time
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of his life. I'm a horsey. What's a horsey? The
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officer who wanted to ride me. She looks over
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at the door and pauses. Hey, you guys got a spare
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copper? This is about to run out. Deadpan face.
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Insert that rear. Was your leadership ability
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nine temporary? Yeah, nine temporary HP to everybody.
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The bolstering performance that I give is, we'll
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say for the sake of the lore, an elven drinking
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song. called The Wild Rover. Although IRL, look
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up The Wild Rover. It's an Irish drinking song.
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It's about a guy... I'm over, I'm over. No. Bend
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it right over. Yes, I'm done. Then it's no name,
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never. No name, never, no more. Will I play The
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Wild Rover? No name, never, no more. It's all
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about a guy who's finally paying off his bar
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tab. Real. Sounds like my dad. That's not a true
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Irish song. We don't paint bars. They just die
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from consumption. Aw, son. Ride around Paddy's
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day. Come on, son. Yeah, come on. We gotta celebrate
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the man who led the kids out of Ireland. Yeah,
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he beat them with snakes and got them out of
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Ireland. Paddy was an asshole for real. He was
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English, too. He wasn't even Irish. He didn't
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even go there. He was responsible for Christianizing
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Ireland. He let all snakes out of the country.
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So there were no actual snakes in Ireland. The
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snake was a euphemism for all the druids that
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were there. The ones that he couldn't convert
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were killed. They were pagans, basically. Make
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Ireland pagan again. That's why you wear green
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now. Alright! anyway yeah back to yeah back to
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make -believe back to world war make -believe
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is real I'm just kidding we have a president
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who can't read so everything is make -believe
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now anyways alright so yeah you guys are you
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guys are you guys are sitting around breakfast
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Tiafra and Harun are still in their room discussing
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things I don't know. I don't know. Whatever you
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guys want to do, you can join your friends. I
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know usually you get breakfast brought to your
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room. No, I would join the group since we have
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guests. Okay, yeah. Yeah, you see a friend saw
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us coming over as you're walking by. I was bringing
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you your breakfast. No words. Just kind of like
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look out. Who made it? I did. I'm just going
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to like not even like not just like turn away.
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Just let it hit the floor. No, well, he's holding,
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like, a tray with, like, a plate over it. Like,
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with a dome. Oh, she's gonna keep going. I'm
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just gonna keep going, though. I'm not gonna
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knock out his hand, but... And then I'm gonna
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go try to find the lock. Maybe she'll want it
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later. He just, he's following awkwardly with
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the tray. He's like... I wouldn't. Take the L.
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I tap him on the shoulder. I'll have what she
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was going to have. Yeah, he just looks at you
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and just says, uh, uh, and your heart just starts
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grabbing. He's just like, oh, thanks. You already
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know. He's just kind of like stumbling, uh -huh,
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uh -huh, just unsure what's happening. But isn't
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really like questioning it. His boss is just
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kind of, you think, you think, Francois looks
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a little heartbroken. You in the kitchen, good
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sir? I think I'm probably waking up. with uh
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with nicks oh after i would notice you're not
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in the kitchen then i'd be like turn to francois
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where's that food i know he already has it yeah
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you see your harvest already has like half of
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it already in his mouth i'm just gonna glare
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francois harvard's gonna run out of the kitchen
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he's running putting the putting the whisk attachment
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on as he's running Swapping to the chef's hat.
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He's like, I will make you whatever you want.
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I'll be waiting for breakfast. You see, he just
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starts running and scrambling to get there. You
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hear him yelling at Haroon as he walks in. He's
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like, what are you doing in my kitchen? Doing
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a better job. He's like, get out. This is my
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kitchen. Good luck getting me out. Another emotion.
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Damn! The audacity. Is that intimidation? Persuasion?
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Harun's learned malice. Call the tax. Harun asks
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Francois to step in his kitchen and catch the
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fade. Get out! Make me, please. You see, uh,
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you guys are sitting around as friends walk out
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of stores out of his kitchen and he, uh, comes
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over to your table and just says, who does the
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idiot robot belong to? I think probably Nix and
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I, Nix and I probably looked at each other. Yeah,
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he says, who does this robot belong to? Who does
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the idiot robot belong to? Me. He's mine. Who
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you calling an idiot? The one in the kitchen.
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Can you tell him to get out? It's my kitchen.
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I'm making, like, cinnamon biscuits. I'm gonna
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pat him on the back. He's a better cook than
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you, though. He kind of just... He looks at you
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in fury. He says, no, he's not. Can I persuade
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him that he is? I'm gonna put my hand on his
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shoulder. He's taller than you. Okay. I'm gonna
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put my hand on his shoulder. Can I lift him?
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Yeah. He's gonna reach in. I'll let him if he
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lifts me. I lift you. You see your horrors just
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come up underneath and just pick you up and then...
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I put my hand on his shoulder now that we're
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eye level. I look him in the eye and go, he was
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in the room with the madam all night. Do you
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really want to challenge that? He kind of just
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looks at you. He looks over at Siofra and just
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makes eye contact. I'm just waiting for his response.
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Hands crossed, sitting super proper. I'm going
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to move Nyx out of the way and mouth, don't do
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it. Don't do it, puts him back. Yeah, exactly.
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I think I lean in close to the CO for unsaved.
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If I just got rid of them for just a moment,
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like, if he was just gone, would that be okay?
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You know, I haven't had my coffee yet. Do what
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you want. Guys, guys, guys, I got this. Gonzo?
00:25:02.210 --> 00:25:04.390
Gonzo, I got this. Could you make me a charisma
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saving throw? DC 19? I think that one's coming.
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15. Awesome. Dope. He's vanished for the next
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minute, and in a minute he's going to appear
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right in the space he left, and he'll be about
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100 feet that way. He's just going to... Oh.
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Did we get a perfectly cut screen? I'm going
00:25:25.609 --> 00:25:28.730
to wait. I'm trying to think if I'm going to
00:25:28.730 --> 00:25:34.539
wait for that. Let's not end the poor boy. He'll
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just be in the kitchen. He's just in the kitchen.
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You're in the kitchen and you see him just drop
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right next to you. He just kind of appears and
00:25:42.859 --> 00:25:45.880
just drops in front of you. And you just go...
00:25:45.880 --> 00:25:51.019
I say, could mix this. He's already really shaky.
00:25:53.220 --> 00:25:58.279
We eventually come out with some cinnamon biscuits,
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some eggs and bacon. I must say, thank you for
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cooking. Yeah. Remember when you made this? Well,
00:26:11.660 --> 00:26:16.000
he certainly didn't. Francois hasn't left the
00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:19.740
kitchen. He's in there deeply. He's not coming
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out for a while. We're going to make a big bad,
00:26:22.799 --> 00:26:27.380
guys. A big bad what? He's bad at cooking already.
00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:32.259
Franklin, maybe we should be a little bit more
00:26:32.259 --> 00:26:36.660
nice to people. You guys need to get your story
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together here, or react together, because we
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hate him for not being good at cooking. He's
00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:44.400
bugging us, calls the room a robot. How many
00:26:44.400 --> 00:26:46.460
strikes do I get before he gets to just take
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a hike? Whoa. I mean, he is kind of an ass. I
00:26:49.299 --> 00:26:50.599
kind of just put up my shoulder and was like,
00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:54.640
he's not wrong. He's sensible, he does. I would
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feel, I feel like I've been very patient with
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all this. But you just let me know when it's
00:27:00.099 --> 00:27:02.319
appropriate. Thank you for taking him out of
00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:04.940
the room and not killing him. It's hard to...
00:27:05.210 --> 00:27:07.609
Keep the staffing levels up if they keep dropping
00:27:07.609 --> 00:27:10.769
it. I hate to be pedantic, but I wasn't going
00:27:10.769 --> 00:27:15.609
to kill him. The ground probably would. He had
00:27:15.609 --> 00:27:17.509
his choice of what to do until he landed. That's
00:27:17.509 --> 00:27:20.509
some pretty strong semantics. When you spend
00:27:20.509 --> 00:27:22.109
ten years of cooking and you suck like this,
00:27:22.150 --> 00:27:23.289
you could have learned the feather fall spell.
00:27:23.509 --> 00:27:27.130
That's all I'm saying. He might be a pedantic
00:27:27.130 --> 00:27:29.430
asshole, but I don't think that he needs to die.
00:27:29.529 --> 00:27:34.319
Although, calling a... How ruined names is now,
00:27:34.380 --> 00:27:37.460
right? You know, maybe if we were, like, on a
00:27:37.460 --> 00:27:41.400
train, and you did that, you know, all the way,
00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:42.940
then you would have just fell on the ground,
00:27:43.019 --> 00:27:45.160
no big deal. But, you know, we're in the air.
00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:47.880
But really let me know when you learn vengeance,
00:27:47.900 --> 00:27:52.259
and I'll help you out. You'll say something like,
00:27:52.299 --> 00:27:55.339
vengeance is mine, and I'll be on your side.
00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:59.940
You have no idea the concept he's talking about.
00:28:00.059 --> 00:28:02.500
To the task at hand. And you guys will notice
00:28:02.500 --> 00:28:04.960
all the circuits out of the room. What's the
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:08.619
plan with Baldwin? You guys know the details
00:28:08.619 --> 00:28:11.220
I gave you. We need to just find a way to get
00:28:11.220 --> 00:28:13.460
in close enough to him where we can take off
00:28:13.460 --> 00:28:16.660
that ring however we get it, and then after that
00:28:16.660 --> 00:28:18.720
we scram. There's a couple holes in that plan,
00:28:18.819 --> 00:28:21.359
so I'm going to hear people try to patch that.
00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:24.779
We could cut it off and then glue it back together
00:28:24.779 --> 00:28:27.980
with the ring off. Don't punch more holes. Now,
00:28:27.980 --> 00:28:32.559
before we go to the whole chopping the finger
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:37.960
off, what if we can dismiss the spell? Hasn't
00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:42.299
See -Off already tried that? Unless you have
00:28:42.299 --> 00:28:45.440
something strong enough to absolve curses. I
00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:49.240
also think that part of what we're trying to
00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:51.809
get, you know, trying to deliver here, is the
00:28:51.809 --> 00:28:56.049
item intact because if you just wanted a non
00:28:56.049 --> 00:28:59.490
-magical ring in the general shape i mean what's
00:28:59.490 --> 00:29:01.450
that going to tell him aside just that was not
00:29:01.450 --> 00:29:06.890
an answer here actually i have an idea if we
00:29:06.890 --> 00:29:09.730
can't get the ring off of him and we don't want
00:29:09.730 --> 00:29:12.930
to dismember the guy why don't we just take him
00:29:12.930 --> 00:29:17.890
i was thinking that we could we could just smack
00:29:17.890 --> 00:29:20.960
him up you know I like that. But we stop the
00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:22.500
dismemberment, but we're cool with kidnapping.
00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:25.660
That's kind of my vibe. My question, how do we
00:29:25.660 --> 00:29:29.140
transport a very famous and powerful man from
00:29:29.140 --> 00:29:31.079
place to place? That was the other question.
00:29:31.240 --> 00:29:35.180
He is very... You know, he's a very noticeable
00:29:35.180 --> 00:29:40.119
guy. Well, I mean, the over is real good at getting
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:42.859
these fellas alone. If only you guys had a cleric
00:29:42.859 --> 00:29:51.890
in your party. Who can prepare spells? What kind
00:29:51.890 --> 00:29:54.329
of spells are we talking about? What kind of
00:29:54.329 --> 00:30:01.450
level 2 clerics we cast? I mean, you know. You
00:30:01.450 --> 00:30:04.069
try the divine intervention thing. I don't think
00:30:04.069 --> 00:30:06.109
it'll be too difficult if we just, you know,
00:30:06.250 --> 00:30:14.349
took Baldwin, subtly, and built him to another
00:30:14.349 --> 00:30:18.289
location. And then, I know we really don't want
00:30:18.289 --> 00:30:21.440
to dismember him. But it's just a ring finger
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:24.759
like he's got all the main ones I'm just saying
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:27.880
I can cut it off in one good swoop. You can cauterize
00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:31.460
the wound everyone's happy Do you have any connections
00:30:31.460 --> 00:30:34.759
with the church? The main problems the rings
00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:36.799
not just gonna slide off right that's part of
00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:39.420
it. It's yeah, it was it was hard to pull off
00:30:39.420 --> 00:30:48.930
Information broker wants it The information broker
00:30:48.930 --> 00:30:53.609
needs it. God, I'll never get used to that. Rich
00:30:53.609 --> 00:30:56.930
man laughs. Here you are saying that we got holes
00:30:56.930 --> 00:30:58.630
in our plans and you got holes in your memory.
00:31:02.829 --> 00:31:07.250
Well, we think... Well, the information broker
00:31:07.250 --> 00:31:10.609
not only wanted the ring, but he wanted us to...
00:31:10.609 --> 00:31:14.230
We already gave him an emerald claw necklace.
00:31:14.690 --> 00:31:17.299
Now he wants a ring. I think the ring, though,
00:31:17.380 --> 00:31:20.160
is specific to the family. Right? To the Orions.
00:31:20.500 --> 00:31:22.799
You guys remember the first item I gave him.
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:26.299
The quest was to rescue the Orion family, right?
00:31:27.000 --> 00:31:29.779
He just wants the ring, but potentially rescue
00:31:29.779 --> 00:31:32.000
them, because they're a... Oh, he just wants
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:33.259
the ring. That changes things. He wants the ring,
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:34.960
but the family's also the ones that... I feel
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:38.119
like we've been over -publicating. He wants the
00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:39.680
ring, but also the family is part of what's driving
00:31:39.680 --> 00:31:42.220
the potential evil that might take over the world.
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:43.599
So that might be your problem at some point.
00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:47.039
But your buddy Remy said he wasn't this bad before
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:51.299
the ring got... Right. Right. If we take him,
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:55.269
remove the ring and finger... It'll get better,
00:31:55.309 --> 00:31:58.710
right? Yeah. He doesn't need all ten fingers.
00:31:59.230 --> 00:32:00.630
That's what I've been saying from the start.
00:32:00.730 --> 00:32:04.470
Okay, if we're going to go with this plan, this
00:32:04.470 --> 00:32:09.849
whole coup and me running the ship goes away.
00:32:11.049 --> 00:32:13.170
You want to paint that picture for you guys.
00:32:13.430 --> 00:32:18.029
It hinges on my identity being tied to that and
00:32:18.029 --> 00:32:21.029
when someone loses a finger, questions come up.
00:32:21.109 --> 00:32:23.150
That's why I said we should just take the man.
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:26.000
We don't want to include you if you feel that
00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:28.460
you're going to be in danger. I'm just saying,
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:31.359
some perks go away. I'd like to have a nice ship.
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:35.200
Mazogna, she needs to be a part of this. We need
00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:39.039
to have him feel safe enough so that way we can
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:44.920
get him vulnerable, incapacitate him, and then
00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:47.940
take him. She's our in. Have you seen him talk
00:32:47.940 --> 00:32:54.259
to his friend that appears out of nowhere? I
00:32:54.259 --> 00:32:57.660
don't know if I've ever seen some mysteriously
00:32:57.660 --> 00:33:01.380
creepy meetings or anything like that. We saw
00:33:01.380 --> 00:33:04.900
it the one time. But Siafer spent a lot of time
00:33:04.900 --> 00:33:07.440
with him. I feel like she has to have seen it.
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:09.759
To be able to identify someone that kind of matches
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:12.259
that description. So every time you saw him,
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:14.380
it was just a clothing figure? It was just darkness
00:33:14.380 --> 00:33:16.240
in the clothes. You couldn't see a figure. Yeah.
00:33:17.019 --> 00:33:19.240
You could tell it was something. I'd relate that.
00:33:19.420 --> 00:33:23.859
Yeah. That's cool. But you know that the conversation
00:33:23.859 --> 00:33:25.920
always took place in the abyssal, which you started
00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:27.920
to pick up eventually you didn't you know That's
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:29.500
how you learned about the plan, but you don't
00:33:29.500 --> 00:33:31.619
know all the details. Yeah, I was in the middle
00:33:31.619 --> 00:33:35.980
of learning it I don't know. I think y 'all Horace
00:33:35.980 --> 00:33:39.240
actually made a great point you kidnap him The
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:43.500
offer is a vulnerable, but he kidnaps the offer
00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:52.289
to so she can keep her cover, you know I get
00:33:52.289 --> 00:33:56.049
all perked up. Good ideas. His tail starts wagging.
00:33:56.369 --> 00:34:00.170
If you say it's a curse, why don't we just remove
00:34:00.170 --> 00:34:05.670
the curse? Back to Franklin's point. They want
00:34:05.670 --> 00:34:08.170
the cursed item. If we remove the curse, then
00:34:08.170 --> 00:34:11.130
it's just an item. If it's just a ring, then
00:34:11.130 --> 00:34:13.090
I don't know if the information worker cares.
00:34:13.750 --> 00:34:16.590
I could have sworn that this is above character.
00:34:16.829 --> 00:34:19.030
I could have sworn he said he wanted the ring
00:34:19.030 --> 00:34:23.000
to help figure out what was being... like holding
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:26.320
the Ryan family. Well, because above the table,
00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:29.380
this is a ring that you don't know. I remember
00:34:29.380 --> 00:34:30.739
I told you that you would need to identify to
00:34:30.739 --> 00:34:32.900
know the specifics of it. So once you know that,
00:34:32.900 --> 00:34:37.079
then you'll know how to take it. Gotcha. But
00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:39.280
it's not just a ring. Yeah, it's not a ring.
00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:41.480
It's locked down. He can't really take it off.
00:34:42.300 --> 00:34:44.539
So it sounds like mine. So then I'm going to
00:34:44.539 --> 00:34:46.739
leave it. Thank you for filling it in. Do you
00:34:46.739 --> 00:34:49.559
know a way to identify magical items if presented?
00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:52.460
Oh, yeah. Definitely. That simplifies the plan,
00:34:52.619 --> 00:34:58.119
so we go with Nick's plan, where at some happenstance
00:34:58.119 --> 00:35:02.039
of we have to pick a location, both I and Baldwin
00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:06.480
get kidnapped, where we can then have a long
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:09.960
time to give him the chance to identify the ring,
00:35:10.019 --> 00:35:12.199
which will probably give him the code to get
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:16.599
us. Good plan, both of you kidnapped. Plausibility.
00:35:18.760 --> 00:35:22.579
I... Did he get hurt in the last... I think we
00:35:22.579 --> 00:35:24.900
just said that. Yeah, I think he's just agreeing
00:35:24.900 --> 00:35:29.300
with you. Oh, oh, oh, good job, Harun. Yes. He's
00:35:29.300 --> 00:35:33.320
happy. Harun, you see, like, for the first time,
00:35:33.340 --> 00:35:34.619
like, his face was always blank, but now it's
00:35:34.619 --> 00:35:36.300
like his face is actually smiling. There's a
00:35:36.300 --> 00:35:38.019
little curve in the middle. You just hear it.
00:35:40.219 --> 00:35:43.920
Let me tell you how I got these scars. Is Baldwin's
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:46.760
fella particularly strong? You think it's gonna
00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:48.380
be hard for him to... He's a gluttonous pig.
00:35:48.619 --> 00:35:50.019
The only way he cares about it is the end of
00:35:50.019 --> 00:35:52.739
the war. Oh. Well then I can hogtie him. Nick?
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:58.019
So Nick, you're gonna have to hold him. Mikey
00:35:58.019 --> 00:36:02.000
holds you up every night. Yeah. I mean, I have
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:04.480
some spells that could definitely help. Could
00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:10.840
make a gentle suggestion, Mikey. I got 50 feet
00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:13.079
of rope and a good attitude. I can get it done.
00:36:14.699 --> 00:36:20.599
Let's go with Franklin's suggestion. I'm happy
00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:23.679
to suggest you don't give the right answer. Trust
00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:27.239
me, years of experience. Years of giving the
00:36:27.239 --> 00:36:31.380
wrong answer. It goes also with the other story
00:36:31.380 --> 00:36:35.079
of it's going to be tough to try to kidnap a
00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:39.130
very highly you know, family man of the Orion
00:36:39.130 --> 00:36:42.690
family. You know what I mean? Like, everybody
00:36:42.690 --> 00:36:45.949
knows this guy. Not even landing. Once we land,
00:36:46.190 --> 00:36:48.469
there's going to be intermixing of packages coming
00:36:48.469 --> 00:36:51.570
back on. Well, that's what I was saying. I wasn't
00:36:51.570 --> 00:36:54.510
disagreeing with you. I was agreeing with more
00:36:54.510 --> 00:36:59.309
of a suggestion plan. Maybe we could get him
00:36:59.309 --> 00:37:01.630
a little bit inebriated a little bit. I don't
00:37:01.630 --> 00:37:06.699
know if that helps the spell, but it might. Yeah,
00:37:06.739 --> 00:37:09.199
getting him to be raped is not hard. That's what
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:11.739
I'm saying. If we get him really drunk, like
00:37:11.739 --> 00:37:13.900
right before the landing, maybe that'll help
00:37:13.900 --> 00:37:18.360
our chances in the suggestion. So it sounds like
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:21.719
our plan is when we land, Ziofer gets him alone.
00:37:21.860 --> 00:37:24.059
She gets him to drink while they do their thing.
00:37:24.340 --> 00:37:26.639
Once they get alone, we kidnap the two of them.
00:37:26.989 --> 00:37:29.130
And we take the ring. I'm going to say kidnapping.
00:37:29.329 --> 00:37:32.869
It's more of a suggestion for him to just kind
00:37:32.869 --> 00:37:35.670
of get in a cart with us. Do you have morality
00:37:35.670 --> 00:37:41.389
problems? It's kidnapping. Let's not use that
00:37:41.389 --> 00:37:47.269
word. I just put my hands together like, Jesus
00:37:47.269 --> 00:37:51.829
Lord. I'm all the way. Please, if you're here.
00:37:52.590 --> 00:37:57.369
God do I understand that there's something different
00:37:57.369 --> 00:38:15.750
about it? I mean As far as the suggestion goes
00:38:15.750 --> 00:38:17.969
to I don't feel like it be terribly difficult
00:38:17.969 --> 00:38:22.420
to say Make my suggestion. Hey Baldwin You should
00:38:22.420 --> 00:38:30.500
take Seofra with you and some guards to XYZ for
00:38:30.500 --> 00:38:35.139
a fun romantic picnic or whatever. We destroy
00:38:35.139 --> 00:38:41.860
the guards, no witnesses, take Baldwin, do whatever
00:38:41.860 --> 00:38:44.039
we want with him, and Seofra can go back, a little
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:47.539
bruised up, a little banged up, and report that
00:38:47.539 --> 00:38:50.139
he got taken. Gonzo, what city are we going into
00:38:50.139 --> 00:38:52.590
again? I don't think you can. Flamekeep, the
00:38:52.590 --> 00:38:56.230
militarized city, right? No, that was the real
00:38:56.230 --> 00:39:00.510
place. Flamekeep is a... The religious one? Yeah,
00:39:00.530 --> 00:39:05.329
they're kind of... I just want to make sure,
00:39:05.389 --> 00:39:08.190
because I feel like that, if it's... Make sure
00:39:08.190 --> 00:39:09.909
it's not the military city. No, the military
00:39:09.909 --> 00:39:11.730
city, you guys, was the only corporate area,
00:39:11.789 --> 00:39:15.650
but you guys already passed it. Okay. Yeah. I
00:39:15.650 --> 00:39:19.159
mean, it... If the town guard, if you don't think
00:39:19.159 --> 00:39:21.380
the town guard would be watching, I think that
00:39:21.380 --> 00:39:25.519
might be a good idea. Can I roll a history check
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:28.599
on how, like, the good, the guards are, like,
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:32.019
the town guards are? I'm assuming we're moving
00:39:32.019 --> 00:39:36.119
stuff under the table to know that we paid off
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:39.679
the guards to not look at our shipments. Oh,
00:39:39.780 --> 00:39:41.699
yeah, you guys are just... I was more referring
00:39:41.699 --> 00:39:44.639
to his plan of, like, getting you guys into a
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:49.619
park. We take out the guards that you guys plan.
00:39:49.860 --> 00:39:53.059
Yeah. I was referring to like those city guards.
00:39:53.679 --> 00:39:55.880
Not like the poor part of it. I don't know if
00:39:55.880 --> 00:40:00.300
we get them out of the city. Yeah, that might
00:40:00.300 --> 00:40:07.260
be a good idea. I see what you're saying. You
00:40:07.260 --> 00:40:13.440
know, I've never really taken part in a... Uh,
00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:16.099
before, so I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna help.
00:40:16.219 --> 00:40:17.780
I'm just gonna help. Yeah, I've done these a
00:40:17.780 --> 00:40:20.719
couple times, so I'm on my lead. I mean, I haven't
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:22.920
been, I haven't kidnapped anybody, but as a bounty
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:25.159
hunter, you frequently extract people who you
00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:27.360
know want to be extracted from places. What the
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:29.900
fuck? That's literally kidnapping. No, it's,
00:40:30.019 --> 00:40:35.829
uh... That's a bounty thing. It's only kidnapping
00:40:35.829 --> 00:40:38.210
if you're not getting paid for it. Franklin's
00:40:38.210 --> 00:40:39.489
definitely looking at the rest of you like, can
00:40:39.489 --> 00:40:44.630
you believe this guy? If somebody pays a ransom
00:40:44.630 --> 00:40:47.849
note for a kidnapping... That's a bounty. As
00:40:47.849 --> 00:40:52.269
far as I'm concerned. I mean, you gotta have
00:40:52.269 --> 00:40:55.550
rules. Kids don't pay very much, so you gotta
00:40:55.550 --> 00:40:58.409
stick with your adults. You guys know how to
00:40:58.409 --> 00:41:02.489
pick them. Glad to have you. He just kind of
00:41:02.489 --> 00:41:07.130
came after Frankie. And he's been a cool guy.
00:41:07.829 --> 00:41:12.530
I was almost worried about you. And he just stares
00:41:12.530 --> 00:41:15.690
at you. Just stares at me. Like, no emotion at
00:41:15.690 --> 00:41:19.750
all. Blank face and was like, I'm just gonna...
00:41:19.750 --> 00:41:23.730
Frankie always said you were his favorite. God,
00:41:25.409 --> 00:41:30.179
that tells a lot about Frankie. surprised and
00:41:30.179 --> 00:41:32.079
displeased considering all the murdering they
00:41:32.079 --> 00:41:35.840
did together. Did that mean nothing? All those
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:44.400
lives taken? Nick's was the most down. Everyone's
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:47.639
going to look at you and say, Franklin says I
00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:52.119
owe him favors now. Family favors that carry
00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:56.420
over. I didn't know that. Did you make a deal
00:41:56.420 --> 00:42:01.139
with him? They all made deals with Frankie. I
00:42:01.139 --> 00:42:05.219
don't think Franklin knows that I made a deal
00:42:05.219 --> 00:42:08.119
with Frankie. You don't think I would know that?
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:12.500
We never brought it up. Well, next it's going
00:42:12.500 --> 00:42:15.440
to show. So it sounds like we have a plan. We
00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:19.420
kidnap the man. Alright. Let's not say that.
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:23.800
Can we call it like Operation Black Hawk? Operation
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:32.429
Kidnap. Kidnap. Operation Cinnamon Biscuit. I
00:42:32.429 --> 00:42:41.489
like that. I like that, Harun. Operation Exterminate
00:42:41.489 --> 00:42:44.349
with Extreme Prejudice. That's a little far.
00:42:44.650 --> 00:42:47.210
You know what? I like Harun's suggestion as well.
00:42:47.230 --> 00:42:51.389
Cinnamon Biscuit. Why not? That's the great thing.
00:42:51.469 --> 00:42:54.170
You know it's a fucked up operation because it
00:42:54.170 --> 00:42:57.519
has such a sweet name. You know, it's pretty
00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:05.159
fair. I can't argue with that. You like that
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:08.340
one? I remember during the war, Operation Custard
00:43:08.340 --> 00:43:13.000
Pie. What happened? I don't remember that one.
00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:18.579
It was horrific. It was wet. It was so damp.
00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:40.130
And thanks. I was going to say, you doubled up.
00:43:40.789 --> 00:43:52.170
At least your babies are cuter than them. What
00:43:52.170 --> 00:43:57.190
would you say if it happened? Honestly, no judgment.
00:43:57.550 --> 00:44:00.889
Do we have cute babies? I can't tell. I think
00:44:00.889 --> 00:44:04.449
they're pretty cute. Pretty cute. Well, yeah.
00:44:04.590 --> 00:44:07.809
A lot of bias. A lot of bias once it came out
00:44:07.809 --> 00:44:10.170
of you. I still love how your son always has
00:44:10.170 --> 00:44:14.170
that look like a confusion on his face. As men,
00:44:14.210 --> 00:44:16.510
that's just how we are. But then his daughter
00:44:16.510 --> 00:44:18.349
just always looks like, ah! She's always smiling.
00:44:18.550 --> 00:44:22.550
She's always staring at me or something. One
00:44:22.550 --> 00:44:24.349
of them knows how you will die. The other knows
00:44:24.349 --> 00:44:34.510
when. Oh, God. Do not put that. She agrees. It's
00:44:34.510 --> 00:44:38.969
the psychic twins from American Dragon. Like
00:44:38.969 --> 00:44:40.869
the happy -go -lucky ones saw all the bad things.
00:44:42.789 --> 00:44:46.449
Yeah. She's fucking spitting facts right now.
00:44:46.570 --> 00:44:49.210
Spitting facts. Let them know. Alright, so I'm
00:44:49.210 --> 00:44:52.510
going to do this plan. It can be both. It can
00:44:52.510 --> 00:44:56.289
be both. I am here to help. If I can give you
00:44:56.289 --> 00:45:00.130
some guidance, I will. So you do know you're
00:45:00.130 --> 00:45:01.809
about a day and a half out from getting there?
00:45:01.909 --> 00:45:05.050
Okay. I can enhance your abilities if you need
00:45:05.050 --> 00:45:08.369
me to, but that's about all I can do. You hear
00:45:08.369 --> 00:45:11.469
a knock as you guys are discussing. I'm going
00:45:11.469 --> 00:45:14.429
to, yeah. It's Francois is kind of standing there.
00:45:14.929 --> 00:45:17.030
I'm going to raise my hand so he can speak, yeah.
00:45:17.449 --> 00:45:21.539
There's a note here for Lazaga. Oh, I snatched
00:45:21.539 --> 00:45:26.960
it from him. It's from Remy. Where's Frank Bloom?
00:45:27.739 --> 00:45:30.739
Thank you. Can you make some merch for the crew?
00:45:30.860 --> 00:45:33.219
I'm right next to him. Pulled up right behind
00:45:33.219 --> 00:45:36.239
me. Yes, ma 'am. He says, would you like anything?
00:45:36.760 --> 00:45:39.000
No, I'm good. Thank you very much. Like, total
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:42.480
bipolar mood swings. He kind of smiles, but then
00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:46.340
he also turns and runs before you. Doesn't say
00:45:46.340 --> 00:45:47.400
anything. Doesn't look at anybody else. Just
00:45:47.400 --> 00:45:48.440
looks at you. Doesn't look at anyone else and
00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:51.019
just goes. He's probably so terrified he wants
00:45:51.019 --> 00:45:55.079
to get laid by you. It's a fear boner. Many such
00:45:55.079 --> 00:46:01.139
cases. So the note is from Remy saying that he
00:46:01.139 --> 00:46:07.099
says just so you know I have a big supply of
00:46:07.099 --> 00:46:11.139
garlic that I have so I'm excited for new recipes
00:46:11.139 --> 00:46:16.320
and he says that I'll be we're going to be voyaging
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:19.739
out with With Baldwin, I would like it if he
00:46:19.739 --> 00:46:25.440
would join us. Is there a date? He knows you
00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:27.539
guys are going to be at the city. Oh, okay. He
00:46:27.539 --> 00:46:32.139
wants you to join for his cooking group. If you're
00:46:32.139 --> 00:46:39.900
available. For the supply journey. So, just out
00:46:39.900 --> 00:46:42.179
of curiosity, when we send off these letters
00:46:42.179 --> 00:46:46.179
to them, is it sealed up properly? It's just
00:46:46.179 --> 00:46:48.909
not a floating note. I thought, like, origami
00:46:48.909 --> 00:46:51.130
-ed into a bird. So it origami -ed into a bird,
00:46:51.190 --> 00:46:53.269
but, like, when you said when it got to me it
00:46:53.269 --> 00:46:55.050
was a letter. So I'm assuming it was an origami
00:46:55.050 --> 00:46:57.750
bird turned into a letter. Was it, like, sealed
00:46:57.750 --> 00:47:00.150
up? Yeah. Like an envelope? Yeah, so when you
00:47:00.150 --> 00:47:03.409
got it open for you. That was all the shopping
00:47:03.409 --> 00:47:05.230
was. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:47:06.449 --> 00:47:09.280
Uh... Like, oh, I got a nice little letter from
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:12.059
Remy, guys. He says he got a bunch of garlic,
00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:15.739
and he's expecting us when we get there to...
00:47:15.739 --> 00:47:17.139
And they're planning a feast for you to get there.
00:47:17.219 --> 00:47:19.260
Ooh, there's a feast. There's a feast in there.
00:47:19.539 --> 00:47:22.239
Do you know how long those envelopes take to
00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:25.940
deliver? I don't, but I was hoping to get a nice
00:47:25.940 --> 00:47:28.900
little letter out real quick to him before we
00:47:28.900 --> 00:47:31.059
go. Do you want me to add anything? You should
00:47:31.059 --> 00:47:34.579
say, turn around, and then maybe it'll deliver
00:47:34.579 --> 00:47:38.500
as we're there. Or it's going to be very confusing.
00:47:39.900 --> 00:47:42.440
One or the other. Might be a little bit of both,
00:47:42.539 --> 00:47:45.500
but I'll be sure to add that in there. I think
00:47:45.500 --> 00:47:48.780
you might end up staring at that. But I will
00:47:48.780 --> 00:47:56.920
write back, like, my dearest Remy. Franklin says
00:47:56.920 --> 00:48:01.739
hi. Excited with the garlic. We'll think of some
00:48:01.739 --> 00:48:05.550
recipes for you. And then in very small handwriting
00:48:05.550 --> 00:48:08.409
at the very bottom, I'm going to say, if you
00:48:08.409 --> 00:48:12.110
have anything that can put people to sleep very
00:48:12.110 --> 00:48:19.570
easily, be sure to knock it. What do you mean,
00:48:19.670 --> 00:48:22.030
who? You know what this is. I said, what are
00:48:22.030 --> 00:48:29.369
you writing there? I show them. Remy's cool.
00:48:29.690 --> 00:48:34.880
Remy is running. I agree with Franklin. Are you
00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:39.000
guys going to the whole war spy thing? Oh. You're
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:41.699
making a receipt to your evil plan. It's a paper
00:48:41.699 --> 00:48:44.539
trail. And it's not evil, but it is a paper trail.
00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:49.489
To Cinnamon... It's right there. Operation Cinnamon
00:48:49.489 --> 00:48:54.650
Business. I also imagine Lozagna's actually,
00:48:54.730 --> 00:48:58.570
he's reading. He's like, he's dictating. Lozagna
00:48:58.570 --> 00:49:02.349
talks as he's writing. The real question is,
00:49:02.369 --> 00:49:08.530
does Lozagna whisper when he writes small? She
00:49:08.530 --> 00:49:13.650
wants to know too. So I shouldn't put this part
00:49:13.650 --> 00:49:15.429
in there? Is that what you're saying? Please
00:49:15.429 --> 00:49:18.000
strike that from the record. I ruined hands on
00:49:18.000 --> 00:49:19.659
another piece of paper. Well, I was just going
00:49:19.659 --> 00:49:23.320
to rip it off from the bottom. It's like a continuing
00:49:23.320 --> 00:49:27.239
sentence. That's fair. I'll burn this later,
00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:30.139
don't worry. Can I take that piece of paper from
00:49:30.139 --> 00:49:33.420
you? Oh, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah. Oh, thank
00:49:33.420 --> 00:49:35.019
you. You're a fireman. I put it in my mouth.
00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:39.679
I eat it. Does it turn into fire? Throw a fireball
00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:45.760
at it. But, uh... It was a plan. It was a plan,
00:49:45.820 --> 00:49:48.119
right? I feel like that was a good idea. It was
00:49:48.119 --> 00:49:50.159
good. It didn't get checked. Like, my letter
00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:52.400
didn't get checked as it got here. The intentions
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:55.760
were good, but when we're... It's not so much,
00:49:55.780 --> 00:49:58.400
like, the delivery that is going to be bad. It
00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:02.440
would be after the fact. He has the letter. I
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:04.239
couldn't wear the gown, so I want to try to slide
00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:06.239
a hand to show him that people can fuck with
00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:08.079
letters without him knowing. Yeah, go ahead.
00:50:08.139 --> 00:50:09.780
I'll just slide a hand. I need... I'll just roll
00:50:09.780 --> 00:50:13.280
in there. Yeah, you can just roll in there. Do
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:17.639
I roll against it? Do you want to roll? I just
00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:19.440
want to... Don't you dare say passive perception.
00:50:19.780 --> 00:50:20.880
What's your passive perception? Because his passive
00:50:20.880 --> 00:50:23.679
sleight of hand is literally my passive perception.
00:50:24.059 --> 00:50:25.059
Alright, then go ahead and roll your perception
00:50:25.059 --> 00:50:28.219
check. I rolled bad, but it's still pretty high.
00:50:28.420 --> 00:50:30.539
I rolled... I mean, my passive perception is
00:50:30.539 --> 00:50:32.980
18, I believe. I rolled exactly 18. I rolled
00:50:32.980 --> 00:50:36.860
a 3. There he goes then. Yeah, I got... What
00:50:36.860 --> 00:50:43.170
the fuck? My passive perception is 18. Wow. Yeah.
00:50:43.289 --> 00:50:45.130
So I want to show them the process of how you
00:50:45.130 --> 00:50:48.989
can like cleanly break a wax seal, open the letter,
00:50:49.090 --> 00:50:51.809
and then reseal it like no one touched it. But
00:50:51.809 --> 00:50:54.130
he barely caught that. So you did that right
00:50:54.130 --> 00:50:57.050
in front of him super fast and he barely caught
00:50:57.050 --> 00:51:00.429
that. So people with time. All right. All right.
00:51:00.489 --> 00:51:03.269
All right. I'm sorry. It was a thought. You said
00:51:03.269 --> 00:51:06.010
it's that you had trouble sleeping from that
00:51:06.010 --> 00:51:11.199
atrocity you committed. Why didn't I think of
00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:14.800
that before? What do you mean atrocities? Throw
00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:18.699
this dead paper away, put it out, and then pull
00:51:18.699 --> 00:51:23.300
out a new piece of paper. My dearest Remi. Really
00:51:23.300 --> 00:51:27.179
glad to see you when we get there. Be sure to
00:51:27.179 --> 00:51:30.699
pack some sleeping stuff. I've been having some
00:51:30.699 --> 00:51:35.679
trouble sleeping. It's been really hard on the
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:43.340
road. Love, Lasagna. You didn't say Franklin
00:51:43.340 --> 00:51:46.619
said hi that time. Can I postscript something
00:51:46.619 --> 00:51:50.940
there at the bottom? Yeah. Oh, Franklin says
00:51:50.940 --> 00:51:54.480
hi. Let me write it. And I'll just write at the
00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:58.179
bottom, after Franklin says hi, I'll just write,
00:51:58.340 --> 00:52:02.940
you better have everything in tip -top shape.
00:52:03.440 --> 00:52:09.719
There's going to be a test. And then I fold it
00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:11.940
up, and then I just throw it out there. And as
00:52:11.940 --> 00:52:14.400
I throw it, it turns into an origami bird. Yeah,
00:52:14.420 --> 00:52:18.820
and it just flies out. Fire it. Son of a bitch.
00:52:19.900 --> 00:52:24.860
Do it again. Franklin's like, every time, ooh,
00:52:24.860 --> 00:52:30.539
I just want to do this. One of these days. This
00:52:30.539 --> 00:52:32.659
is a really funny thing, but I just realized
00:52:32.659 --> 00:52:35.880
that the spell knock would work on a Waxio. It's
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:43.840
a non -magical steel element. I mean, if it works,
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:48.320
it works. It's like you die. Do we have everything
00:52:48.320 --> 00:52:58.380
in order then? I think so. Montage? You just
00:52:58.380 --> 00:53:03.159
see Alfred going around the ship just like, watch
00:53:03.159 --> 00:53:05.420
this. And just terrorizing the ship showing her
00:53:05.420 --> 00:53:09.519
power? I'm trying to get my kicks in before I...
00:53:09.519 --> 00:53:11.840
I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm not going
00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:14.679
to be able to come back to this ship after this
00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:18.559
plane goes to ship. So I'm just enjoying it.
00:53:18.639 --> 00:53:20.500
And I'm taking Frank Laurent because I know he
00:53:20.500 --> 00:53:23.719
has a knack for this too. And we're just harassing
00:53:23.719 --> 00:53:27.480
these poor guys. Oh, yeah. No, I'm... I'm like...
00:53:27.630 --> 00:53:29.570
cool around people around my same level, but
00:53:29.570 --> 00:53:32.010
at second round, anybody who's, like, even slightly,
00:53:32.090 --> 00:53:36.369
like, subservient, boy, shut up. I feel like
00:53:36.369 --> 00:53:37.550
you guys are just going to never fuck with Thread
00:53:37.550 --> 00:53:43.190
and Claw. Do you have a telescope? Telescope?
00:53:44.010 --> 00:53:47.429
You have a spyglass. That's what I meant. An
00:53:47.429 --> 00:53:50.449
inanimate voice from nowhere. It's not just a
00:53:50.449 --> 00:53:52.809
regular spyglass. Yours is just, like, obviously
00:53:52.809 --> 00:53:55.210
just decked out. It's just really fancy, like,
00:53:55.210 --> 00:53:58.000
encrusted with, like, jewelry. It's a little
00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:01.639
gaudy. It's like wrapped in silver and gold anyway.
00:54:03.179 --> 00:54:06.579
I don't remember where I got it. It has our name
00:54:06.579 --> 00:54:10.480
on the side. Fuck. He's like, it's just a gift.
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:15.860
And it has your name? Yeah. It's cyan on the
00:54:15.860 --> 00:54:17.619
side. It doesn't say cyan. Yeah, there's a cyan
00:54:17.619 --> 00:54:21.840
on the side. And it has a heart and it has B
00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:24.349
on there. Yeah, we gotta get rid of both. Awesome.
00:54:24.829 --> 00:54:29.070
And then I keep it. This is unbearable. Bag of
00:54:29.070 --> 00:54:32.590
holding. It does not bother me at all. It's a
00:54:32.590 --> 00:54:36.090
fake name. Fake love. Well, I feel like Harun
00:54:36.090 --> 00:54:39.750
is completing his pirate outfit right now. Oh,
00:54:39.769 --> 00:54:41.789
Harun, do you want to go stealth mode for this?
00:54:42.989 --> 00:54:47.329
For now? Or you mean the Operation Cinnamon Biscuit?
00:54:47.530 --> 00:54:49.909
Operation Cinnamon Biscuit. I mean, I could.
00:54:49.989 --> 00:54:52.929
I am very stealthy. Well, I was thinking of like
00:54:52.929 --> 00:54:54.909
painting you black or something. So you blend
00:54:54.909 --> 00:54:59.550
in with the shadows. Oh, sorry. Not just his
00:54:59.550 --> 00:55:03.869
face. I got you. The author painted me once and
00:55:03.869 --> 00:55:07.829
put a wig on me. This is going to be different.
00:55:07.889 --> 00:55:09.969
This is going to be for some reasons and not
00:55:09.969 --> 00:55:16.190
pleasure. Which I can only assume because that's
00:55:16.190 --> 00:55:18.530
what it is. I don't think he's learned pleasure
00:55:18.530 --> 00:55:21.469
yet. No, but I think Sealford knows exactly what
00:55:21.469 --> 00:55:23.349
the treasure is. No idea what you're talking
00:55:23.349 --> 00:55:34.530
about. Exactly. She gets it. I think we're ready
00:55:34.530 --> 00:55:39.369
to get there, Mr. Dan. Yep. That's what that
00:55:39.369 --> 00:55:45.269
mission was for. Alright, so you guys are traveling.
00:55:45.469 --> 00:55:49.420
It's been about a day and a half. So it's been
00:55:49.420 --> 00:55:50.699
about a day. You guys are about halfway there,
00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:53.780
a few hours to get there. You know, the next
00:55:53.780 --> 00:55:56.440
night went by uneventful. So you guys are a few
00:55:56.440 --> 00:55:59.260
hours out. You know, the crew's getting ready
00:55:59.260 --> 00:56:03.480
as they're coming over as one of your shipmen
00:56:03.480 --> 00:56:07.139
walks up to you and says, Madam Cyan, we have
00:56:07.139 --> 00:56:08.780
all your paperwork in order for when we get to
00:56:08.780 --> 00:56:13.619
the port. Thank you very much. Also, do you want
00:56:13.619 --> 00:56:15.500
your food? Francois is asking if you want your
00:56:15.500 --> 00:56:18.409
food right now as well. You're mid -afternoon.
00:56:18.409 --> 00:56:22.630
Is he nude? Is this fucking... Tom, figure it
00:56:22.630 --> 00:56:28.110
out. Yeah, yes, ma 'am. Everyone has, like, a
00:56:28.110 --> 00:56:32.949
deep fear of Cyan. Fuck. Good. Like you're out
00:56:32.949 --> 00:56:35.829
of respect going around in your head. Every time
00:56:35.829 --> 00:56:37.849
you see... Every time you yell at someone, you
00:56:37.849 --> 00:56:41.409
see just Nick's kind of just nodding. Yeah. It's
00:56:41.409 --> 00:56:43.730
kind of... You think it's getting mental, Cyan.
00:56:44.139 --> 00:56:46.320
It's the first time he's ever taken notes. Yeah.
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:51.599
Okay. Okay. That's how you do it. He starts acting
00:56:51.599 --> 00:56:56.179
out on purpose. He's like, do you know who, my
00:56:56.179 --> 00:56:57.519
friend's running this bitch, what are you going
00:56:57.519 --> 00:56:59.900
to do? Oh, I thought he was acting out, so he'll
00:56:59.900 --> 00:57:04.019
throw it. Yeah, exactly. I think he likes the
00:57:04.019 --> 00:57:07.019
beat and the bad boy. Hey, see, Oprah, I dropped
00:57:07.019 --> 00:57:11.099
this, are you going to hit me? Please. I have
00:57:11.099 --> 00:57:19.980
friends who will walk over and spank you. I was
00:57:19.980 --> 00:57:22.559
like, I would be down until you send Francois
00:57:22.559 --> 00:57:24.079
and then I would try to intimidate him like,
00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:27.119
you better walk away. You see him walk over and
00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:29.599
he gets halfway through and he looks at you and
00:57:29.599 --> 00:57:31.900
just kind of like reassesses and just kind of,
00:57:32.059 --> 00:57:35.679
he knows he's taller than you, but he just, for
00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:37.320
a moment he looks, but then he just doesn't and
00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:40.860
just turns around. I think he's going to show
00:57:40.860 --> 00:57:49.889
up and be like in a bonded. I've been bad and
00:57:49.889 --> 00:57:51.449
they should still wear the championship belt
00:57:51.449 --> 00:58:04.469
too so oh there you go hey you guys are uh anything
00:58:04.469 --> 00:58:06.849
you want to do as you're preparing um everything
00:58:06.849 --> 00:58:09.829
is Yeah, so you have the paperwork. Yeah, what's
00:58:09.829 --> 00:58:11.550
on the paperwork? Is it like a manifest of what
00:58:11.550 --> 00:58:14.489
we're picking up? Yeah, so you know that the
00:58:14.489 --> 00:58:16.849
ship is being dropped off and it's going to be,
00:58:16.909 --> 00:58:19.869
the ship is going to be just standing there for
00:58:19.869 --> 00:58:23.449
a little while. But you know that there's no
00:58:23.449 --> 00:58:25.369
paperwork for the cargo that's being loaded onto
00:58:25.369 --> 00:58:27.650
the lightning rail that you're going to be taking
00:58:27.650 --> 00:58:31.030
with him to travel. Okay, and then obviously
00:58:31.030 --> 00:58:34.900
it's all coded. Yeah. From my times. bussing
00:58:34.900 --> 00:58:36.820
the stuff back and forth, do I understand what
00:58:36.820 --> 00:58:40.760
the code is and what's coming on? As you're going
00:58:40.760 --> 00:58:42.440
through the page, you do notice that there is
00:58:42.440 --> 00:58:45.539
some pages that is in Thieves' Camp. I have Thieves'
00:58:45.539 --> 00:58:51.260
Camp, so let me get that out. Yeah, so to them,
00:58:51.260 --> 00:58:52.800
it's just a regular manifest, but do you know
00:58:52.800 --> 00:58:55.739
that this is a shipment they're playing? I'm
00:58:55.739 --> 00:59:00.340
looking at my shorts. The original list that
00:59:00.340 --> 00:59:03.079
Sanford had wasn't also in Thieves' Camp, or
00:59:03.079 --> 00:59:04.920
did I just not know that? You didn't know that.
00:59:05.079 --> 00:59:08.739
No. You can't identify it. It's just normal text.
00:59:09.139 --> 00:59:13.039
Sure, sure, sure. But to him, or to her, you
00:59:13.039 --> 00:59:17.500
know, she knows. She knows. She knows. She knows.
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:24.400
She knows. He's canceled. Oh, fuck. Redacted,
00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:32.519
redacted. He finds it hilarious. That's because
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:43.400
she knows how he'll die. So, um, I would relay
00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:47.219
that to who, who mentioned shards last time?
00:59:47.239 --> 00:59:50.539
Lasagna and someone else. Harun. Harun. I would
00:59:50.539 --> 00:59:52.639
mention just you two. Remember, because Harun
00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:54.280
was specifically looking when he told you this.
00:59:54.280 --> 00:59:56.340
Yeah, so I'll tell you that. The next shipment
00:59:56.340 --> 01:00:03.460
coming in is the dragon shards. Yeah. I say to
01:00:03.460 --> 01:00:07.960
the group, who wanted one again? Thank you. I
01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:11.679
just wanted one so we could just see what it
01:00:11.679 --> 01:00:16.260
is. Figure it out. Well, roll me a contract.
01:00:16.519 --> 01:00:22.400
This is like a commonly known item. You guys
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:26.199
are all magically in natural 20. First roll of
01:00:26.199 --> 01:00:29.000
the goddamn night. Not as good as 27. Well, I
01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:35.980
got a one. so you know that a lot of these are
01:00:35.980 --> 01:00:37.760
things that have like a lot of power stored in
01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:39.820
them so a lot of people use them for various
01:00:39.820 --> 01:00:45.980
things mostly other power source so but like
01:00:45.980 --> 01:00:48.500
do we know we don't know what they're planning
01:00:48.500 --> 01:00:50.400
on doing with them right they're the cores for
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:55.760
the war that they want to build wait what did
01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:59.110
we know that he does frankie did Framie Franklin
01:00:59.110 --> 01:01:03.809
did. Oh, shit. I mentioned it to you. I knew
01:01:03.809 --> 01:01:06.250
the Warforged part. I don't think I heard the
01:01:06.250 --> 01:01:09.630
Shredding Trash limit just for energy. Yeah,
01:01:09.690 --> 01:01:10.550
this is the first time he's telling you guys
01:01:10.550 --> 01:01:12.349
that. Well, I knew that they were going to be
01:01:12.349 --> 01:01:14.929
using those to make a weapon. I just didn't know
01:01:14.929 --> 01:01:17.190
it was going to be multiple weapons. Howard,
01:01:17.429 --> 01:01:20.710
did you guys not? Do I have to spell it now?
01:01:20.929 --> 01:01:24.329
There was Warforged parts that looked just like
01:01:24.329 --> 01:01:28.159
him. Then I tell you they have boxes of batteries
01:01:28.159 --> 01:01:33.139
coming. What do you think this guy runs on? I
01:01:33.139 --> 01:01:34.860
don't know, my instinct was that they were going
01:01:34.860 --> 01:01:37.420
to use those to make a bomb. That's what I thought
01:01:37.420 --> 01:01:40.960
as well. Yeah, well, but I mean, if you have
01:01:40.960 --> 01:01:43.800
a bunch of... You have a self -destruct. Yeah,
01:01:43.800 --> 01:01:45.800
where's their switch? Yeah, where's the big red
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:48.059
button? I feel like I've never tried to find
01:01:48.059 --> 01:01:52.019
it. Hold on, but I think we're on to something,
01:01:52.119 --> 01:01:54.690
though. Like, if there's a bunch of them... Who's
01:01:54.690 --> 01:01:56.989
stopping them from creating, like, an ability
01:01:56.989 --> 01:01:58.969
that they can do where it is essentially like
01:01:58.969 --> 01:02:02.530
a bomb? Nothing. I mean, it's just raw power,
01:02:02.530 --> 01:02:04.690
essentially. Yeah, didn't you have, like, a guy
01:02:04.690 --> 01:02:06.429
that was, like, creating you that was really
01:02:06.429 --> 01:02:10.670
good at it, too? He died. Are we sure he died?
01:02:10.929 --> 01:02:14.289
Yeah, I was told he died. My instinct is always
01:02:14.289 --> 01:02:16.369
when people die that they haven't actually died.
01:02:16.510 --> 01:02:19.190
Unless I've done it. I believe you, Howard. It's
01:02:19.190 --> 01:02:21.570
just your memories have been a little shifty.
01:02:21.750 --> 01:02:25.139
I can be sure. They don't have a head. You don't
01:02:25.139 --> 01:02:27.300
come back from that. I love you, though, Haru.
01:02:28.800 --> 01:02:30.280
Well, do you guys want to roll a history check
01:02:30.280 --> 01:02:32.820
on that? Do you guys remember who Decaneth is?
01:02:33.860 --> 01:02:34.960
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:36.480
know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
01:02:36.480 --> 01:02:43.340
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
01:02:43.340 --> 01:02:46.449
know. I rolled a natural one. Yeah, you were
01:02:46.449 --> 01:02:48.349
there for that. Cool, because I rolled a three.
01:02:48.769 --> 01:02:50.929
No, so you guys remember, I told you guys that
01:02:50.929 --> 01:02:52.469
you weren't there. Frankie was there, but he's
01:02:52.469 --> 01:02:55.809
not there. He's dead. I mean, I'm not saying
01:02:55.809 --> 01:02:59.590
your dad specifically. There could be other people
01:02:59.590 --> 01:03:04.849
out there designing these things. I mean... Stronger
01:03:04.849 --> 01:03:08.650
versions. My father was but a subsidiary of the
01:03:08.650 --> 01:03:11.630
company that decided to keep making Warforged
01:03:11.630 --> 01:03:14.699
after they were banned. But there were two that
01:03:14.699 --> 01:03:17.300
were fighting for dominance over the Kaneth family
01:03:17.300 --> 01:03:23.519
that may know something. Well, I think I figured
01:03:23.519 --> 01:03:26.760
it out. I was wrong about the influx of undead.
01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:29.320
I'm going to be using these dragon shards to
01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:32.860
supercharge Warforged, and then the emerald claw
01:03:32.860 --> 01:03:34.880
is going to use those to take over the world.
01:03:35.219 --> 01:03:39.460
They might be... I don't know. They're going
01:03:39.460 --> 01:03:41.690
to be able to talk some big stuff. Well, they're
01:03:41.690 --> 01:03:43.829
preparing for war currently, and they're going
01:03:43.829 --> 01:03:46.429
to be making super soldiers out of these. The
01:03:46.429 --> 01:03:48.550
Emerald Claw wants their power back, and they
01:03:48.550 --> 01:03:50.489
figured out that they can't use undead to do
01:03:50.489 --> 01:03:54.070
it. Oh, look at Lozagna. He still feels bad about
01:03:54.070 --> 01:03:55.869
this kidnapping plan, because I feel like it's
01:03:55.869 --> 01:03:58.409
worth it. Lozagna's just still, like, trying
01:03:58.409 --> 01:04:01.750
to take everything in, just like, like, what
01:04:01.750 --> 01:04:04.110
the fuck are we supposed to do here? They can
01:04:04.110 --> 01:04:06.869
make it make killers. They can gather it however
01:04:06.869 --> 01:04:08.969
far they want, but they're still missing a key.
01:04:09.449 --> 01:04:16.929
You guys know who that key is, right? What? The
01:04:16.929 --> 01:04:21.750
daughter? My sister. You see, I don't know why
01:04:21.750 --> 01:04:24.650
she keeps pronouncing her name like that. I thought
01:04:24.650 --> 01:04:26.829
I looked over to you. I forgot about her name.
01:04:26.949 --> 01:04:30.989
I just know her as the Elven Beauty. Smiler looking
01:04:30.989 --> 01:04:33.670
for my sister. So why do you think she was in
01:04:33.670 --> 01:04:36.630
hiding? Or why no one has built these robots
01:04:36.630 --> 01:04:44.219
till now? She's in a good spot, fairly well hidden
01:04:44.219 --> 01:04:48.659
away. Hey, I'm just trying to help you guys get
01:04:48.659 --> 01:04:50.360
there. I thought you guys were on the same page.
01:04:50.519 --> 01:04:52.719
I'm sorry, I get a little smug sometimes. I've
01:04:52.719 --> 01:04:55.880
been on that shit for way too long. I mean, you
01:04:55.880 --> 01:04:59.239
found out more shit than we did. We're on the
01:04:59.239 --> 01:05:01.679
goddamn ground, boots to the goddamn pavement.
01:05:02.039 --> 01:05:05.380
Hey, that's where it is, brother. We're going
01:05:05.380 --> 01:05:07.699
in, head first, trying to figure that shit out.
01:05:08.420 --> 01:05:11.539
I didn't go into the war. As boots on the ground.
01:05:12.119 --> 01:05:15.880
I was the ears of the ground. I got the directions.
01:05:16.239 --> 01:05:19.139
I was the one behind the lines. Now that you've
01:05:19.139 --> 01:05:23.559
patched up the holes that were there to begin
01:05:23.559 --> 01:05:28.219
with, we're all on the same page. We keep the
01:05:28.219 --> 01:05:33.679
ladies safe, we get Cinnamon Biscuit done, and
01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:37.679
then proceed from there. The easy part is ahead
01:05:37.679 --> 01:05:39.920
of us. The hard part is getting them to where
01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:43.179
we need them to. How long does your spell work
01:05:43.179 --> 01:05:47.699
for? The suggestion? Eight hours. I assume we
01:05:47.699 --> 01:05:51.179
can get our appropriate distance away. As long
01:05:51.179 --> 01:05:55.079
as we're outside the city by eight hours. Then
01:05:55.079 --> 01:05:58.159
we can go unwilling as much as we want. Yeah,
01:05:58.159 --> 01:06:05.079
so you guys are... But if somebody else has a
01:06:05.079 --> 01:06:08.440
saving throw thing, I do have mine sliver so
01:06:08.440 --> 01:06:10.719
I can mindfuck him and make him more susceptible
01:06:10.719 --> 01:06:15.940
to whatever saves. Hilarious. That is fear. I
01:06:15.940 --> 01:06:20.440
have fear too. Just screaming down the aisle.
01:06:21.579 --> 01:06:24.039
I have to hit someone for my fear to go work.
01:06:24.739 --> 01:06:27.780
I have to spell fear so I can just make him go
01:06:27.780 --> 01:06:31.389
run away. I don't have too much on that. I can
01:06:31.389 --> 01:06:34.710
go invisible. I can comprehend all spoken languages.
01:06:35.050 --> 01:06:38.070
I can also go invisible. But I do have, like,
01:06:38.090 --> 01:06:41.130
a spell that will just teleport in unwillingly.
01:06:41.949 --> 01:06:44.210
And also greater invisibility, so I could just
01:06:44.210 --> 01:06:47.849
be invisible and be... You should have led with
01:06:47.849 --> 01:06:50.909
that, Franklin. Why? It seems more fun. I like
01:06:50.909 --> 01:06:55.710
a little bit of mayhem with my subterfuge. I
01:06:55.710 --> 01:06:58.210
mean, I have a spell that could kind of make
01:06:58.210 --> 01:07:01.730
it a little bit easier, but... I feel like it's
01:07:01.730 --> 01:07:03.889
a very well -known spell and people are going
01:07:03.889 --> 01:07:14.369
to see it happen. It'll help with the saving
01:07:14.369 --> 01:07:21.050
throws. Well, yeah. But it's a verbal. I mean,
01:07:21.090 --> 01:07:28.179
if we suggest them, like, far away, right? Because
01:07:28.179 --> 01:07:30.099
we just have to get Baldwin. Baldwin doesn't
01:07:30.099 --> 01:07:32.820
seem like too bright of a guy. So I think we
01:07:32.820 --> 01:07:35.719
get him far enough away. Oh, it's after? Oh,
01:07:35.739 --> 01:07:38.280
okay. I think you hit him with Bane. Okay. And
01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:40.199
then, I don't know, I could hit him with all
01:07:40.199 --> 01:07:43.179
of us slow. Got it, got it, got it. Got it, okay.
01:07:43.500 --> 01:07:45.420
I thought you were talking about in the city.
01:07:45.539 --> 01:07:49.599
Okay, I understand. No. We're good. Okay, so
01:07:49.599 --> 01:07:52.440
you guys formulated your plan. Yeah, so it's
01:07:52.440 --> 01:07:54.480
a couple hours in the past. You guys are loading
01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:57.360
up. How did you get through that? He is the city
01:07:57.360 --> 01:08:00.780
of Flanky. And, um, you know, you're unloading,
01:08:00.780 --> 01:08:04.840
and you're kind of like in this port. You see
01:08:04.840 --> 01:08:07.300
a carriage, several carriages actually, rolling
01:08:07.300 --> 01:08:13.360
up. One of them, real gaudy, has a big... It
01:08:13.360 --> 01:08:15.559
just has a B on the side of it. Yeah, it has
01:08:15.559 --> 01:08:18.220
a big, it has a D .O .R .I. symbol on there,
01:08:18.239 --> 01:08:22.079
the crest. Um, as you see, you see them kind
01:08:22.079 --> 01:08:25.739
of... I'm gonna choke back and vomit in my mouth.
01:08:26.010 --> 01:08:28.789
With a big smile and a strong laugh. Yeah, as
01:08:28.789 --> 01:08:34.350
you see Baldwin coming out of this gaudy carriage.
01:08:34.729 --> 01:08:39.430
As you see, he sees, uh, he sees Cyan! As he
01:08:39.430 --> 01:08:42.090
kind of gestures over to you and kind of just...
01:08:42.090 --> 01:08:45.069
As I'm dying inside. As you see him walking over,
01:08:45.149 --> 01:08:47.750
as he can just come, my darling. That's it. The
01:08:47.750 --> 01:08:53.130
Whisper of Zero Four Watch Festivals. One smirk
01:08:53.130 --> 01:08:55.710
comes up. And then I give him my kiss on each
01:08:55.710 --> 01:08:59.109
cheek. Yeah. And then he takes your hand. And
01:08:59.109 --> 01:09:00.810
then you see him just start kissing you on the
01:09:00.810 --> 01:09:03.350
arm. I stop when we start getting, like, too
01:09:03.350 --> 01:09:05.470
aggressive up to, like, towards the elbow. Harun
01:09:05.470 --> 01:09:08.109
takes out champagne and pours two glasses off
01:09:08.109 --> 01:09:10.470
for it to him. He's like, oh, you've trained
01:09:10.470 --> 01:09:12.729
your steps real well. Only the best for mine.
01:09:13.270 --> 01:09:15.710
Do you have your maid's outfit on? I definitely
01:09:15.710 --> 01:09:20.789
would have swapped out. And he said, I've missed
01:09:20.789 --> 01:09:24.970
you, my darling. It's been far too long. So what's
01:09:24.970 --> 01:09:28.109
the plans for today? Well, I figured we could,
01:09:28.270 --> 01:09:31.369
before we head out tomorrow, we could spend a
01:09:31.369 --> 01:09:36.409
day together, just you and I. I like that. Any
01:09:36.409 --> 01:09:43.170
locations? I'm so tired of the... and the city
01:09:43.170 --> 01:09:46.670
lights. Is there somewhere outside, a little
01:09:46.670 --> 01:09:50.109
bit of the countryside we can see? You mean like
01:09:50.109 --> 01:09:53.270
a cabin of some sorts? That sounds so much more
01:09:53.270 --> 01:09:55.770
calming. On the lake? Do you want to be near
01:09:55.770 --> 01:09:58.750
the water? Do I know anything about where that
01:09:58.750 --> 01:10:02.109
lake would roughly be located? Is it like secluded?
01:10:02.449 --> 01:10:03.810
You don't really know the geography of the city
01:10:03.810 --> 01:10:05.810
that well. Actually, roll me History, see if
01:10:05.810 --> 01:10:08.409
you know the... Can I roll too? Roll me a history
01:10:08.409 --> 01:10:14.029
check. I said I've been doing a lot of maps.
01:10:15.130 --> 01:10:17.369
Roll me a history check to see if you've got
01:10:17.369 --> 01:10:25.170
anything in your maps. 18, 19 plus... I don't
01:10:25.170 --> 01:10:28.989
know. After he hands off the shaman, he goes
01:10:28.989 --> 01:10:33.430
through all of his maps. Let me pull up my real
01:10:33.430 --> 01:10:39.500
map. Because their flame keep is like on a body
01:10:39.500 --> 01:10:41.720
of water. Or not on, but like basically right
01:10:41.720 --> 01:10:44.239
next to it. Oh yeah, you're next to the body
01:10:44.239 --> 01:10:47.359
of water, yeah. So he's talking more about like,
01:10:47.439 --> 01:10:50.279
not the lake lake, but like the kind of big body
01:10:50.279 --> 01:10:52.199
of water there? Yeah, he just said lake because
01:10:52.199 --> 01:10:53.979
he's talking out of his ass. He doesn't know
01:10:53.979 --> 01:10:57.159
shit. He's a rich asshole. He doesn't know a
01:10:57.159 --> 01:11:00.220
lake from, you know, a bay, whatever. You hear
01:11:00.220 --> 01:11:02.319
one of his assistants like, you mean the river?
01:11:02.359 --> 01:11:06.619
He just ignores him and says shut up. And he
01:11:06.619 --> 01:11:11.000
says, we can go near the water. You see him snap.
01:11:11.239 --> 01:11:13.479
As he starts snapping, it's not even looking
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:16.720
at him. And he comes over and says, find us a
01:11:16.720 --> 01:11:19.100
cabin near the water. We're going to have ourselves
01:11:19.100 --> 01:11:22.920
a romantic getaway. I pull out a map to one of
01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:28.340
his assistants and show him a map. And I'm like,
01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:33.260
maybe point something out. As you see, Baldwin
01:11:33.260 --> 01:11:37.310
says, Just find me somewhere where we're not
01:11:37.310 --> 01:11:40.210
near a lot of scum. I can help lead you there.
01:11:40.569 --> 01:11:43.609
I'm very good with the forest. I'm so glad you
01:11:43.609 --> 01:11:46.590
got some skilled help. It's so hard to find you.
01:11:46.609 --> 01:11:50.850
I have no idea. My tarot goes on that boat. You
01:11:50.850 --> 01:11:55.329
see him. You've been accompanying them as he
01:11:55.329 --> 01:11:58.649
takes off his coat and he hands it to you. Be
01:11:58.649 --> 01:12:02.050
a deer and take this for me. I love deer and
01:12:02.050 --> 01:12:05.359
I take it. I was friends with a deer, actually,
01:12:05.460 --> 01:12:08.060
back home. I'm gonna nudge him in the ribs. He's
01:12:08.060 --> 01:12:11.560
like, just go, just go. What did I do? Did you
01:12:11.560 --> 01:12:12.939
see one of his sisters kind of takes from you
01:12:12.939 --> 01:12:15.500
and just kind of walks away? He didn't even look
01:12:15.500 --> 01:12:16.420
at you when he gave it to you. He just kind of
01:12:16.420 --> 01:12:17.659
handed it, expecting that you were just going
01:12:17.659 --> 01:12:20.520
to take it. His name was Alphonse, by the way.
01:12:22.460 --> 01:12:24.100
He said, sure, sure. He doesn't even look at
01:12:24.100 --> 01:12:26.600
you or acknowledge you. Yes, Harum, the deer.
01:12:28.359 --> 01:12:30.859
And he says, are you bringing your help along?
01:12:31.199 --> 01:12:34.069
I know the... The gadget man over there, he...
01:12:34.069 --> 01:12:37.210
Just to ruin with us specifically, they'll help
01:12:37.210 --> 01:12:41.270
secure the way. Whatever you need, it is at my
01:12:41.270 --> 01:12:49.449
test. Does he give back rubs? Yes. My hands just
01:12:49.449 --> 01:12:57.090
go... I'm ready. Fury blows. Yeah. Back rubs.
01:12:57.229 --> 01:13:02.920
Donkey punch. Damn. We're trying to get the ring
01:13:02.920 --> 01:13:06.300
off, not kill the guy. No, no, no. Baldwin says,
01:13:06.420 --> 01:13:08.340
but first I want to take you out to dinner. I
01:13:08.340 --> 01:13:10.819
want to make sure you're... I'm so exhausted.
01:13:10.920 --> 01:13:12.739
Can we go there first? It sounds so good when
01:13:12.739 --> 01:13:15.260
you mentioned it. I'm an excellent cook. Yes,
01:13:15.260 --> 01:13:19.220
the robot is an excellent cook. Who's here playing
01:13:19.220 --> 01:13:21.619
the part for this guy? I had to hire some help
01:13:21.619 --> 01:13:23.399
because the last crew wasn't really very good
01:13:23.399 --> 01:13:27.300
at securing the goods. Okay. Those train parts
01:13:27.300 --> 01:13:29.539
are so expensive. Yeah, the train parts are very
01:13:29.539 --> 01:13:33.329
expensive. Just make sure that they keep their
01:13:33.329 --> 01:13:36.609
hands off of the crates. If they know what's
01:13:36.609 --> 01:13:38.810
good for them. I'd like to offer him a cinnamon
01:13:38.810 --> 01:13:43.409
biscuit and I'll have it on a very nice piece
01:13:43.409 --> 01:13:46.109
of satin fabric that I stole from Siafra's room.
01:13:46.390 --> 01:13:50.529
No, from around the top of the spice glass. The
01:13:50.529 --> 01:13:54.170
same silver. Oh, there you go. He just kind of
01:13:54.170 --> 01:13:56.770
takes it and says, oh, this is delicious. Did
01:13:56.770 --> 01:14:01.170
Francois make this? I made this. I'm gonna whisper
01:14:01.170 --> 01:14:12.289
in Elvish. Soon. Tonight. You fucker. You see,
01:14:12.430 --> 01:14:18.789
they're loading the ship with some stuff. He
01:14:18.789 --> 01:14:24.750
says, we'll go to the train after. We're leaving
01:14:24.750 --> 01:14:26.090
tomorrow morning. We can spend the night in the
01:14:26.090 --> 01:14:29.869
cabin. Just you and I. And my guards will stand
01:14:29.869 --> 01:14:32.569
outside, make sure we're safe. Good thinking.
01:14:34.670 --> 01:14:38.710
If you'd like, later, I may... He needs someone
01:14:38.710 --> 01:14:42.529
to blast. That's what that is. It's more believable.
01:14:42.529 --> 01:14:45.470
You'll harvest. You feel a firm hand grab your
01:14:45.470 --> 01:14:48.689
shoulder. Son of a bitch. And I turn around,
01:14:48.909 --> 01:14:51.510
and do I see Wallace? Oh, yeah. He stabs him.
01:14:51.930 --> 01:14:55.350
I initiate our secret handshake. Yes, canon.
01:14:55.649 --> 01:14:57.850
It's canon, yeah. He initiates it and he brings
01:14:57.850 --> 01:15:01.250
it in and he says, My friend. Oh, how have you
01:15:01.250 --> 01:15:05.069
been? I've been well. Been busy taking care of...
01:15:05.069 --> 01:15:07.810
And he whispers this fucking asshole. Understood.
01:15:08.489 --> 01:15:14.289
I had to go with him on his date. Franklin's
01:15:14.289 --> 01:15:17.489
like, oh yeah, huh? I can only imagine. I polished
01:15:17.489 --> 01:15:19.529
off the rest of that brandy that you gave me,
01:15:19.689 --> 01:15:23.909
always in a celebratory fashion. He's like, do
01:15:23.909 --> 01:15:25.550
you have your flask with you? Of course I do.
01:15:25.590 --> 01:15:28.310
He takes it and just refills it. Oh, you're a
01:15:28.310 --> 01:15:32.989
man after my own heart, Wallace. And he turns
01:15:32.989 --> 01:15:38.069
to you like this, where's Frankie? Everyone steps
01:15:38.069 --> 01:15:40.869
away and leaves everyone for a second. You hear
01:15:40.869 --> 01:15:44.069
him say Frankie. You talking about my brother?
01:15:45.340 --> 01:15:49.479
He looks at you and like, you sound familiar.
01:15:49.520 --> 01:15:50.680
I don't think I ever got your name, but I've
01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:54.779
seen you a few times. This is Franklin. I was
01:15:54.779 --> 01:15:57.399
on briefly to train Remy. Yeah, Franklin, he's
01:15:57.399 --> 01:16:01.239
cool with us. And I kind of wink at him. I'll
01:16:01.239 --> 01:16:06.739
wink at him too. And I'll put my hand on Wallace's
01:16:06.739 --> 01:16:10.640
shoulder and say, it's going to be okay. I thought
01:16:10.640 --> 01:16:12.739
you were going to say, you like that flask I
01:16:12.739 --> 01:16:17.390
gave you? He said, uh... What happened? Where's
01:16:17.390 --> 01:16:20.689
Fragan? Listen, uh... There's no easy way to
01:16:20.689 --> 01:16:26.810
put it. He's dead. Son of a bitch. Did he owe
01:16:26.810 --> 01:16:29.470
you money, too? No, he gave me this flask. Oh,
01:16:29.489 --> 01:16:33.890
yeah, that's right. He's just like... He said,
01:16:33.909 --> 01:16:36.630
here's to Fragan as he takes a chug. Can I take
01:16:36.630 --> 01:16:38.909
a chug with you? Cheers. As he hands it over
01:16:38.909 --> 01:16:41.810
to you and says... Take a big ol' flask, especially
01:16:41.810 --> 01:16:44.239
for what we're about to do. Or a big ol' drink
01:16:44.239 --> 01:16:47.720
of the flask. I like to be fully present. So,
01:16:47.800 --> 01:16:50.619
are you just chugging? Because it doesn't stop
01:16:50.619 --> 01:16:52.340
as you're chugging. Well, it'll probably be like,
01:16:52.359 --> 01:16:54.520
you know, like a good shot or two, you know.
01:16:54.619 --> 01:16:56.779
Take a mouthful. Yeah, take a mouthful and then...
01:16:56.779 --> 01:17:05.119
He's laughing. Yeah, that's some good stuff.
01:17:05.520 --> 01:17:07.500
Frankie would like that. He looks at Frank and
01:17:07.500 --> 01:17:10.739
says, would you like? Frankie never drank. Well,
01:17:10.739 --> 01:17:14.260
I was more afraid to... How he, you know, always
01:17:14.260 --> 01:17:17.619
served us alcohol. Oh, my God. Yes, Franklin
01:17:17.619 --> 01:17:20.079
would love to be remembered, purely for his bartending
01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:22.640
prowess. He was a great bartender. He really
01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:27.199
was. He looks at Franklin with the flask and
01:17:27.199 --> 01:17:32.520
says, Would you like a swig? No, I tell him I'd
01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:37.039
like to say holy present. All right. Well, Nick,
01:17:37.100 --> 01:17:40.760
Wallace is offering a drink of his unlimited
01:17:40.760 --> 01:17:42.560
flask right now. All right, we'll take a shot.
01:17:43.539 --> 01:17:46.680
Frank was just turning it down. All right, go
01:17:46.680 --> 01:17:51.199
until I can. Maybe we hold on and not get sloppy
01:17:51.199 --> 01:17:54.720
immediately before. You see Nix kind of jump
01:17:54.720 --> 01:17:59.659
up and just... I look at Frank and I'm like,
01:17:59.720 --> 01:18:03.659
this is... I can't stop. As Nix is... It's been
01:18:03.659 --> 01:18:05.840
like 30 seconds and he has not stopped. I'm going
01:18:05.840 --> 01:18:09.960
to grab it. As Nix... Go ahead and roll me a
01:18:09.960 --> 01:18:11.600
con save, because you've been through for 30
01:18:11.600 --> 01:18:17.260
seconds straight. Sorry, there's a guy opening
01:18:17.260 --> 01:18:22.159
Emily's car door. Oh my god. A dude? Like, deadass.
01:18:24.840 --> 01:18:27.500
Someone call her. No, I just hit her up. I'm
01:18:27.500 --> 01:18:31.199
just trying to... At your house? Like, right
01:18:31.199 --> 01:18:34.979
now? No, not... No, he was a door dasher. The
01:18:34.979 --> 01:18:38.960
fuck? Opened her car door and then put the food
01:18:38.960 --> 01:18:43.899
inside her car. Yeah would be unlocked I guess
01:18:43.899 --> 01:18:52.539
you didn't lock her car, but Yeah, well you might
01:18:52.539 --> 01:18:56.979
get free door to dash for a year Yeah, turn this
01:18:56.979 --> 01:19:05.100
guy into a missing persons case You've been chugging
01:19:05.100 --> 01:19:06.380
for like 30 seconds straight. Are you drinking?
01:19:06.619 --> 01:19:09.739
Yeah, I'm drinking. That one don't count unless
01:19:09.739 --> 01:19:15.140
it's a natural 20. Chris. Uh, 20. Yeah, you're
01:19:15.140 --> 01:19:18.300
good. But, um, guys, if you... I'll always just
01:19:18.300 --> 01:19:20.579
try to grab this from you. Go ahead and roll
01:19:20.579 --> 01:19:25.640
your opposing strike checks. All right. Fuck
01:19:25.640 --> 01:19:37.590
yeah, baby. 21. He was so concentrated on the
01:19:37.590 --> 01:19:41.689
drinking that you'll have his hand. And I'm going
01:19:41.689 --> 01:19:43.310
to hand it back to Wallace. He just looks at
01:19:43.310 --> 01:19:47.949
you and just, I'm impressed. I've never seen
01:19:47.949 --> 01:19:50.270
someone handle their alcohol like that. Except
01:19:50.270 --> 01:19:53.250
for me. He's gotten a lot of experience since
01:19:53.250 --> 01:19:55.510
last we've seen you. He's got no gagging reflex.
01:19:56.430 --> 01:19:59.210
Yeah, I'm just built differently. He says, I'll
01:19:59.210 --> 01:20:00.229
have to take you out for a drink one of these
01:20:00.229 --> 01:20:08.279
days. That's the one. I can assure you if you
01:20:08.279 --> 01:20:12.100
do that, it'll drain your wallet. I've never
01:20:12.100 --> 01:20:14.979
lost a drinking contest in my life. Okay, let's
01:20:14.979 --> 01:20:17.079
try this right here, right now, buddy. Oh, well,
01:20:17.180 --> 01:20:27.140
we gotta... We gotta take care of... Hold off
01:20:27.140 --> 01:20:32.760
for now. Okay. Yeah, as a... Uh, Wallace says,
01:20:32.939 --> 01:20:37.380
uh, he turns to, uh, he says, uh, Lady Cyan,
01:20:37.680 --> 01:20:40.279
my nephew and I will be accompanying you on your
01:20:40.279 --> 01:20:45.899
excursion. To the cabin? Yes, we're your guards.
01:20:46.479 --> 01:20:49.760
Oh, you made it sound like a boy was coming with
01:20:49.760 --> 01:20:52.319
us. No, my nephew. And he comes over and, like,
01:20:52.359 --> 01:20:55.060
you see, it's a young elf man who's, like, looks
01:20:55.060 --> 01:20:59.640
like he's, like, early 20s. Okay. He's in training.
01:20:59.760 --> 01:21:03.000
Please. He is trying his best. He will. He's
01:21:03.000 --> 01:21:06.060
a good, hearty young man. Who's saying this?
01:21:06.460 --> 01:21:10.079
Wallace. Wait, we met his... Yeah. Oh, we met
01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:12.319
him already. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we already dealt
01:21:12.319 --> 01:21:15.119
with him. Yeah. We'll deal with him tonight,
01:21:15.180 --> 01:21:18.920
too. He's the nephew that you guys... So, yeah,
01:21:18.920 --> 01:21:20.479
you guys already met with him. He kind of just
01:21:20.479 --> 01:21:23.020
looks... He comes back at this point and goes,
01:21:23.279 --> 01:21:28.920
Hey! He's like, You guys were on the rail with
01:21:28.920 --> 01:21:33.119
me. Yeah. He's like, I recognize the tall ladder
01:21:33.119 --> 01:21:37.199
guy. I'm good friends with your uncle. Yeah,
01:21:37.199 --> 01:21:42.119
he's a good man. I want to, like, give him a
01:21:42.119 --> 01:21:45.260
hug. And then as I'm hugging him, I'm going to
01:21:45.260 --> 01:21:50.560
be like, you'll be all right. He just has a little
01:21:50.560 --> 01:21:56.390
confusion. so much ominous forewarning tonight
01:21:56.390 --> 01:21:59.289
all you gotta do is lay down and close your eyes
01:21:59.289 --> 01:22:06.449
tonight you he's like if you hear something tonight
01:22:06.449 --> 01:22:13.130
no you didn't operation hand banana tonight so
01:22:13.130 --> 01:22:17.529
yeah they're packing the bags as you see another
01:22:19.760 --> 01:22:21.979
assistant for Baldwin comes up and he hands him
01:22:21.979 --> 01:22:23.579
some paperwork and he kind of just issues him
01:22:23.579 --> 01:22:25.340
and if you see him like put some other paperwork
01:22:25.340 --> 01:22:33.680
inside inside the uh perception check yeah can
01:22:33.680 --> 01:22:35.359
I also do a perception check but for something
01:22:35.359 --> 01:22:37.979
else yeah what do you perceive it for me grab
01:22:37.979 --> 01:22:43.100
it yeah is he coming with us uh so right now
01:22:43.100 --> 01:22:47.739
so I think they're gonna use the room 30 20.
01:22:48.829 --> 01:22:51.310
You don't see Remy anywhere. So right now this
01:22:51.310 --> 01:22:54.989
is just... They're loading... You had heard him
01:22:54.989 --> 01:22:56.970
say they're loading elsewhere for the lightning
01:22:56.970 --> 01:22:59.329
round. This is just the port for the ships, the
01:22:59.329 --> 01:23:01.489
flying ships coming in. Bonnie and Earl are separate,
01:23:01.649 --> 01:23:06.409
but Remy will be with lightning round. Yeah.
01:23:06.909 --> 01:23:08.710
I mean, you saw paperwork. You're assuming it's
01:23:08.710 --> 01:23:11.170
probably paperwork for the shipments that they're
01:23:11.170 --> 01:23:14.149
loading in. I mean, but it's going inside of
01:23:14.149 --> 01:23:23.270
his fancy -ass wagon that he got. He says, your
01:23:23.270 --> 01:23:27.930
assistants can ride in one of the other carts
01:23:27.930 --> 01:23:30.829
if they fit. I don't care. Or if there's a wagon,
01:23:30.949 --> 01:23:33.310
they can haul them in there. I would never burden
01:23:33.310 --> 01:23:35.869
you with transportation. I shall run alongside.
01:23:36.189 --> 01:23:39.750
And I pull out the little beeper. Beep, beep.
01:23:40.909 --> 01:23:45.189
And it comes out on its own. Like a P8 engine.
01:23:46.329 --> 01:23:49.319
He says, wow, that's nice. How much do you want
01:23:49.319 --> 01:23:52.600
for it? I don't have one of those yet. 50 ,000
01:23:52.600 --> 01:24:00.439
gold. He looks at you and says, No, no, that's
01:24:00.439 --> 01:24:03.239
far too much for that. It's limited edition.
01:24:04.279 --> 01:24:06.600
Yeah, so you haven't seen one of these before,
01:24:06.720 --> 01:24:09.859
right? Well, since I don't have one, I'll see
01:24:09.859 --> 01:24:12.479
if I can get another one. That's alright. This
01:24:12.479 --> 01:24:18.220
is the only thing I've ever heard. Did you hear
01:24:18.220 --> 01:24:21.300
what he said? I said, that's fine. I thought
01:24:21.300 --> 01:24:23.260
we were going to do it with a high roller. He
01:24:23.260 --> 01:24:29.199
looks at us like, Cheyenne, get your staff. Keep
01:24:29.199 --> 01:24:33.500
them in line. I'm going to walk over and I just
01:24:33.500 --> 01:24:37.520
slap you super hard across your face. Oh yeah,
01:24:37.579 --> 01:24:40.619
no, there's like zero emotion, and his eyes have
01:24:40.619 --> 01:24:52.840
not opened. And he says, thank you. Baldwin,
01:24:52.840 --> 01:24:56.159
how long is it going to take for us to get there?
01:24:58.279 --> 01:25:02.779
He says, I don't know. Ask the help. You're the
01:25:02.779 --> 01:25:08.079
help. You find out for me. Wallace, how long
01:25:08.079 --> 01:25:10.279
is it going to take for us to get there? The
01:25:10.279 --> 01:25:12.180
ride's about a few hours. That'll be like two
01:25:12.180 --> 01:25:14.539
or three. All right. Sounds good. I can bump
01:25:14.539 --> 01:25:19.680
that down to an hour and a half. I don't know
01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:22.479
why I just picture your heart is like... sprinting
01:25:22.479 --> 01:25:24.619
in front of the wagons and the wagons just chasing
01:25:24.619 --> 01:25:27.399
them behind them. He just takes them like, we
01:25:27.399 --> 01:25:30.500
don't even know how to drive. You see the horses
01:25:30.500 --> 01:25:33.619
there and he grabs a bit and he's charging. He
01:25:33.619 --> 01:25:37.260
puts the bit in his mouth. The horses are trying
01:25:37.260 --> 01:25:40.319
to keep up with him. Gotta show up these horses.
01:25:41.020 --> 01:25:45.000
You see him running ahead of them with Nix. Y
01:25:45.000 --> 01:25:47.899
'all ain't shit. Yeah, Nix in my back was just
01:25:47.899 --> 01:25:49.670
like... Everyone's running backwards, making
01:25:49.670 --> 01:25:53.149
eye contact with your horse. I'd like to get
01:25:53.149 --> 01:25:56.770
a count of the guards as we take off. So, um...
01:25:56.770 --> 01:25:59.609
I know there's Wallace and his nephew. Yeah,
01:25:59.649 --> 01:26:06.949
Wallace goes into the carriage. So, Siofra and
01:26:06.949 --> 01:26:10.289
Baldwin go into one carriage with Wallace and
01:26:10.289 --> 01:26:13.609
another assistant. And then his nephew and another
01:26:13.609 --> 01:26:16.789
driver are on his carriage. And then there's
01:26:16.789 --> 01:26:19.119
two guards. each carriage, and there's three
01:26:19.119 --> 01:26:21.340
separate carriages, so there are six other guards,
01:26:21.500 --> 01:26:23.600
because there's two carriages. Six in total?
01:26:23.779 --> 01:26:26.739
Yeah. Well, six other guards, not including the
01:26:26.739 --> 01:26:29.439
two others. Eight in total. Eight in total? Yeah.
01:26:29.680 --> 01:26:33.220
We didn't get two smiles out of you? What? Two
01:26:33.220 --> 01:26:36.140
smiles out of you? But yeah, because I have natural
01:26:36.140 --> 01:26:38.840
explore, I get there quicker. Yeah, so you guys
01:26:38.840 --> 01:26:40.979
are going to have a quick pace. As you notice,
01:26:41.100 --> 01:26:44.859
can I say something before we leave? Yeah. I
01:26:44.859 --> 01:26:48.779
just wanted to be an eagle, a giant eagle in
01:26:48.779 --> 01:26:52.000
the sky. Just getting a bird's eye view. Scree!
01:26:52.260 --> 01:26:54.680
Okay. And then if we need to, you know, if anything
01:26:54.680 --> 01:26:59.239
comes up, I'll be able to let people know. I'll
01:26:59.239 --> 01:27:01.100
spin the play off with you two just to cover
01:27:01.100 --> 01:27:04.680
both sides, you know? I forgot you could do that
01:27:04.680 --> 01:27:08.000
too. Well, I can't do the same thing you're doing.
01:27:11.300 --> 01:27:13.920
You're all just fine next to me. I think you
01:27:13.920 --> 01:27:15.399
have advantage on protected checks over there.
01:27:15.720 --> 01:27:18.500
Yep. Oh yeah, challenge rating. Challenge rating
01:27:18.500 --> 01:27:20.600
one. Yep, I could be a giant eagle. Yeah, you
01:27:20.600 --> 01:27:21.920
could be a giant eagle. Oh yeah, so you could
01:27:21.920 --> 01:27:28.420
definitely make me some protected checks. So,
01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:34.479
19 on the first one. Then, 16 on the second one.
01:27:36.000 --> 01:27:39.699
And then, covering whatever side he's still on.
01:27:39.779 --> 01:27:42.060
Just kind of staying opposite of him wherever
01:27:42.060 --> 01:27:44.800
he's at. Give like a full circle. He's going
01:27:44.800 --> 01:27:51.220
to have a 14. You guys don't really notice any
01:27:51.220 --> 01:27:53.279
obstacles, but you do notice as people are seeing
01:27:53.279 --> 01:27:55.619
the caravan go through, they're actively going
01:27:55.619 --> 01:27:58.319
out of the way to avoid coming in contact or
01:27:58.319 --> 01:27:59.560
getting in the way. Everyone's kind of passing
01:27:59.560 --> 01:28:02.460
aside and trying not to be a nuisance. You realize
01:28:02.460 --> 01:28:04.239
they're a pretty big deal, so they're just trying
01:28:04.239 --> 01:28:05.659
not to get in their way. They're trying to just
01:28:05.659 --> 01:28:09.640
be like... So you notice you're like, huh, we're
01:28:09.640 --> 01:28:13.319
pretty big, big deals. I'm sure that's what Franklin
01:28:13.319 --> 01:28:16.399
said. Yeah. It was a pretty big deal. Yeah. Franklin
01:28:16.399 --> 01:28:17.439
was pretty big. Yeah, they were a pretty big
01:28:17.439 --> 01:28:19.579
deal. So, yeah, everyone you see is just parting
01:28:19.579 --> 01:28:21.340
aside. They're getting through. Your harvest
01:28:21.340 --> 01:28:24.380
is kind of like, you see him, you need to see
01:28:24.380 --> 01:28:26.300
your bird. He's in the front carriage. You don't
01:28:26.300 --> 01:28:27.560
remember how he got there, but he's in the front
01:28:27.560 --> 01:28:29.619
carriage. He's kind of directing and leading.
01:28:33.039 --> 01:28:37.100
So, when you feel like record time, well, I was
01:28:37.100 --> 01:28:38.880
saying about two, three hours, but about an hour
01:28:38.880 --> 01:28:40.600
and a half, and you guys are already at this,
01:28:40.600 --> 01:28:44.640
like, Along the river, there's a big cabin. He
01:28:44.640 --> 01:28:46.060
said it was a quaint cabin, but it looks like
01:28:46.060 --> 01:28:50.100
it's probably the size of... It's bigger than
01:28:50.100 --> 01:28:51.420
most of the houses you guys have been in already.
01:28:52.779 --> 01:28:57.380
It's quaint for him. And you see there's a barn
01:28:57.380 --> 01:29:01.859
on the side with some animals. As you guys are
01:29:01.859 --> 01:29:05.359
walking up, he just says, This is my modest cabin.
01:29:06.100 --> 01:29:09.119
There is staff on hand, so if we do need assistance...
01:29:09.119 --> 01:29:12.869
Appreciate that. Let's you and me have a moment.
01:29:13.010 --> 01:29:14.930
I'm going to just take him into the cabin by
01:29:14.930 --> 01:29:20.489
himself. Just smile real big. And he says, don't
01:29:20.489 --> 01:29:22.789
worry, I brought your things in the cabin. Two
01:29:22.789 --> 01:29:25.829
of the wagons are just your stuff. Oh, thank
01:29:25.829 --> 01:29:29.609
you. Always so considerate. Alright, two of the
01:29:29.609 --> 01:29:32.550
wagons. And we're just going to drink as heavily
01:29:32.550 --> 01:29:35.109
as possible. Obviously I'm going to try to slide
01:29:35.109 --> 01:29:37.630
a hand so he doesn't notice me not drinking.
01:29:39.189 --> 01:29:45.029
Oh yeah. He is already drinking heavily. As you
01:29:45.029 --> 01:29:47.550
see him, he says, I'm getting a little hungry
01:29:47.550 --> 01:29:54.729
now. I'm like trying to be nearby, so. Are you
01:29:54.729 --> 01:29:56.649
alone or are you bringing her in with you? Once
01:29:56.649 --> 01:29:59.590
he says he's hungry, I bring Jess her in. As
01:29:59.590 --> 01:30:02.010
you see, so you guys are inside the main area.
01:30:03.430 --> 01:30:05.829
The rest of you guys are outside. They brought
01:30:05.829 --> 01:30:07.329
the rest of the carriages and the stuff into
01:30:07.329 --> 01:30:09.489
the big barn area. Some of the other guards are
01:30:09.489 --> 01:30:11.600
there. as the six guards are with the stuff.
01:30:13.039 --> 01:30:18.659
Wallace is kind of directing them. He says, two
01:30:18.659 --> 01:30:21.000
of you post up near the back door. The nephew
01:30:21.000 --> 01:30:23.840
and I will near the front. You two at the barn.
01:30:23.960 --> 01:30:26.260
And then he'll say, the other two near the front
01:30:26.260 --> 01:30:28.979
entrance of the compound. He's kind of directing
01:30:28.979 --> 01:30:35.340
the guards where to be. And he turns to the guards
01:30:35.340 --> 01:30:38.819
and says, my nephew's new to this. We are going
01:30:38.819 --> 01:30:41.939
to be, Guarding as well. I'm assuming you guys
01:30:41.939 --> 01:30:44.199
are here for the same thing. Can someone roll
01:30:44.199 --> 01:30:47.619
a d6? D6? Oh, now you got it. Whoever did it
01:30:47.619 --> 01:30:50.840
first. Oh, that's cocked. All right, Ben, you
01:30:50.840 --> 01:30:55.279
go for it. Fuck, we're going. So only you get
01:30:55.279 --> 01:30:58.779
a telepathic thought connection. That sucks,
01:30:58.840 --> 01:31:00.260
because I was hoping to get multiple people in.
01:31:00.380 --> 01:31:03.720
So what's the plan? We're starting Operation
01:31:03.720 --> 01:31:08.149
Rise. Cinnamon biscuit soon? This is not the
01:31:08.149 --> 01:31:13.010
most enjoyable time of year. I just kind of want
01:31:13.010 --> 01:31:15.510
to yell, go at everybody. And they kind of does
01:31:15.510 --> 01:31:17.609
whatever they think they should be doing. Well,
01:31:17.609 --> 01:31:19.550
right now, like, you see Wallace dragging traffic
01:31:19.550 --> 01:31:22.529
and telling the guards where to go. Can we go
01:31:22.529 --> 01:31:26.390
up to Wallace? Yeah. He's here. They're unloading,
01:31:26.390 --> 01:31:28.250
and as they're, like, right, and they're just,
01:31:28.310 --> 01:31:30.989
you see them unloading cargo from two of the
01:31:30.989 --> 01:31:35.310
wagons that were part of the caravan, and there's
01:31:35.310 --> 01:31:38.170
food in there, there's, Tons and tons of trunks.
01:31:38.609 --> 01:31:40.630
You don't know what's in the trunks, but there's
01:31:40.630 --> 01:31:43.930
a lot of stuff being unloaded as well. Wait,
01:31:44.369 --> 01:31:47.670
we have a one -on -one, right? Yep. How loyal...
01:31:47.670 --> 01:31:50.989
I'm going to say, how loyal is Wallace to...
01:31:50.989 --> 01:31:54.010
I think he's an acquaintance. I don't know what
01:31:54.010 --> 01:31:57.430
to name him. He's a drinking buddy to the Fay
01:31:57.430 --> 01:32:06.430
guy. Oh, shit, the horse. That's so rude. I wouldn't
01:32:06.430 --> 01:32:11.949
trust him. Okay, cool. I feel like that's a green
01:32:11.949 --> 01:32:16.949
light. That's as green as the light gets. I'm
01:32:16.949 --> 01:32:20.170
already thinking in my head, like, how upset
01:32:20.170 --> 01:32:21.750
will they be? And I was like, well, Nyx will
01:32:21.750 --> 01:32:26.489
have the flask. He'll be fine. I know he's going
01:32:26.489 --> 01:32:30.310
to be disappointed. But your horse will also
01:32:30.310 --> 01:32:36.260
be disappointed. But it's okay. It's a telepathic
01:32:36.260 --> 01:32:39.979
connection, so you're thinking this way. Don't
01:32:39.979 --> 01:32:42.539
kill him. I feel like it'd cause more problems.
01:32:42.880 --> 01:32:46.100
Maybe just... Maybe hold off on him. Straight
01:32:46.100 --> 01:32:51.239
up to Wallace. I try to pull him aside. Yeah,
01:32:51.260 --> 01:32:54.279
as you see him, it says, uh, yes. Remind me of
01:32:54.279 --> 01:32:56.000
your name. It's been a while since I've seen
01:32:56.000 --> 01:33:00.409
you. Wallace, it's been a long time. He says,
01:33:00.409 --> 01:33:02.649
you were Remy's friend, right? Remy's friend.
01:33:02.729 --> 01:33:05.189
We were good friends. He was talking about you
01:33:05.189 --> 01:33:09.029
and another guy. Yes, yes. And Wallace, before
01:33:09.029 --> 01:33:13.789
we go into really any more details, what if I
01:33:13.789 --> 01:33:15.470
just tell you you can just take the night off?
01:33:16.250 --> 01:33:20.010
He kind of looks at you and says, he kind of
01:33:20.010 --> 01:33:21.890
leans in, what do you mean take the night off?
01:33:22.550 --> 01:33:28.899
I just want to say, just go chill tonight. Am
01:33:28.899 --> 01:33:32.260
I in earshot of this conversation? Are you trying
01:33:32.260 --> 01:33:35.859
to be quiet? I told you I pulled him aside. So
01:33:35.859 --> 01:33:38.899
you guys can see him on the side, but you can't
01:33:38.899 --> 01:33:49.560
really hear what's happening. You can see them
01:33:49.560 --> 01:33:51.600
kind of talking. You can't hear what's happening
01:33:51.600 --> 01:33:52.699
because there's stuff going on, but you can see
01:33:52.699 --> 01:33:56.399
them talking on the side. Take Wallace's nephew.
01:33:57.470 --> 01:34:03.029
aside and say if this whole ordeal is uh is very
01:34:03.029 --> 01:34:06.350
easy i can show you the ropes and i'm just gonna
01:34:06.350 --> 01:34:10.010
lead them off to uh where we you know can close
01:34:10.010 --> 01:34:13.189
up really all you need to do is just watch in
01:34:13.189 --> 01:34:16.729
one direction and uh stay awake it's the hardest
01:34:16.729 --> 01:34:20.350
thing that you're gonna do can i sorry before
01:34:20.350 --> 01:34:22.869
as well as like we're playing back to him can
01:34:22.869 --> 01:34:28.460
i like hit him with a uh Well, I want to do the
01:34:28.460 --> 01:34:31.960
detect thoughts. And I'm going to focus on walls.
01:34:32.220 --> 01:34:34.779
Okay. Are you doing just the base thoughts, or
01:34:34.779 --> 01:34:38.340
are you doing... No, I'll dive deep. All right.
01:34:38.420 --> 01:34:40.619
Is that going to be a save, right? That's going
01:34:40.619 --> 01:34:43.380
to be a wisdom save. And they know that they're
01:34:43.380 --> 01:34:54.159
being targeted, right? Yeah. Either way, the
01:34:54.159 --> 01:35:01.449
target knows you're probing its mind. Maybe I'll
01:35:01.449 --> 01:35:04.210
just leave it at Surf Sauce and I'll go from
01:35:04.210 --> 01:35:07.409
there. Yeah, Surf Sauce, you just kind of hear,
01:35:07.529 --> 01:35:11.109
he's kind of thinking like, God damn it, here
01:35:11.109 --> 01:35:14.130
we go again. This isn't the first rodeo. As he
01:35:14.130 --> 01:35:18.489
kind of says to you, he whispers in, What are
01:35:18.489 --> 01:35:21.550
you going to do? Do you remember how you were
01:35:21.550 --> 01:35:26.720
saying to us that you did not like Baldwin? We're
01:35:26.720 --> 01:35:30.220
trying to help him, but we can't do that. I don't
01:35:30.220 --> 01:35:35.779
want to we can't do that So maybe you just go
01:35:35.779 --> 01:35:50.279
guard another post not here No, that's like there's
01:35:50.279 --> 01:35:55.800
multiple other solutions there's multiple other
01:35:55.800 --> 01:35:59.399
solutions in the mix here that we're trying to
01:35:59.399 --> 01:36:03.560
work around but that's like bottom tier you know
01:36:03.560 --> 01:36:06.539
but we just I just don't want to have a problem
01:36:06.539 --> 01:36:10.260
Wallace you're a good guy and I'm trying to be
01:36:10.260 --> 01:36:14.020
a good friend Am I getting any surface thoughts
01:36:14.020 --> 01:36:15.579
about what Wallace is going through right now?
01:36:15.680 --> 01:36:19.180
Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah. He just says... Because
01:36:19.180 --> 01:36:20.479
I can't hear what he's talking about, but I'm
01:36:20.479 --> 01:36:23.899
definitely still listening. You just hear...
01:36:23.899 --> 01:36:28.140
God damn it. Is this going to be worth it? And
01:36:28.140 --> 01:36:33.720
he just says... I'm almost going to give away
01:36:33.720 --> 01:36:38.560
for the price. How much is your hourly rate?
01:36:39.340 --> 01:36:45.420
Is that what he pays me? How much? Uh, 500 gold
01:36:45.420 --> 01:36:48.840
is all I'm giving away. We know, we both know,
01:36:49.000 --> 01:36:51.420
Wallace, that you do not get paid 500 gold. Look
01:36:51.420 --> 01:36:57.380
at you. But he says, I'll reduce it, I'll reduce
01:36:57.380 --> 01:37:00.880
it down to 350. He turns around and says, I'll
01:37:00.880 --> 01:37:05.760
talk to your horse. I'm overhearing some, I mean.
01:37:05.819 --> 01:37:07.579
You kind of see him kind of whispering back and
01:37:07.579 --> 01:37:10.100
forth in your heart. And, uh, Wallace just kind
01:37:10.100 --> 01:37:12.800
of starts walking away. Before he does, uh, I'm
01:37:12.800 --> 01:37:15.760
gonna pull this. I'm gonna pull him in, like,
01:37:16.100 --> 01:37:18.319
back to, like, where's the lock? We try, we're,
01:37:18.340 --> 01:37:20.159
like, slowly coming away, and he comes back in
01:37:20.159 --> 01:37:24.199
and pulls us back in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm
01:37:24.199 --> 01:37:25.899
gonna, uh... We're all presenting, Jyxie, if
01:37:25.899 --> 01:37:27.939
you see this happening. As you're kind of explaining.
01:37:28.420 --> 01:37:30.899
As he's, like, turning them, like, away. Oh,
01:37:30.899 --> 01:37:33.060
more than likely. Do I actually know my favorite
01:37:33.060 --> 01:37:42.500
turn? Hold on a second. I would, um... Look at
01:37:42.500 --> 01:37:45.560
Wallace and say we're looking at Wallace, but
01:37:45.560 --> 01:37:48.319
talking as long I'm gonna say as he decided if
01:37:48.319 --> 01:37:51.720
he wants to look through the night and I'd like
01:37:51.720 --> 01:37:54.159
to probe deep on that one. Yeah, you kind of
01:37:54.159 --> 01:37:58.659
see they're talking and you see Franklin's going
01:37:58.659 --> 01:38:00.199
to conversation as you see like they're kind
01:38:00.199 --> 01:38:03.180
of huddled down. Is that right? Can I have a
01:38:03.180 --> 01:38:11.079
little persuasion on that thing? As he looks
01:38:11.079 --> 01:38:13.699
at Franklin and says, Luke's disgusting to Christ.
01:38:14.840 --> 01:38:18.739
Uh, your life's not enough. And like I said,
01:38:18.779 --> 01:38:20.880
I want to probe deep, so he wants to make that
01:38:20.880 --> 01:38:23.500
wisdom save for me. Uh, yeah, go ahead. What's
01:38:23.500 --> 01:38:28.600
the wisdom save? 19. Uh, 21. 21? Yeah. Okay.
01:38:29.000 --> 01:38:33.420
Feel trapped. So he can feel my intrusion. As
01:38:33.420 --> 01:38:35.979
he looks at you and he says, uh, it's not the
01:38:35.979 --> 01:38:39.180
first time. Someone's tried that. But it could
01:38:39.180 --> 01:38:41.899
be yours. 350, and I just put it on my hand.
01:38:42.100 --> 01:38:44.819
He says, he says, uh, look, I'm going to, he's
01:38:44.819 --> 01:38:46.100
like, I don't like the guy as much as you guys
01:38:46.100 --> 01:38:48.279
do, but I'm going to, he's like, but. We're trying
01:38:48.279 --> 01:38:50.399
to help. We're trying to make your life better,
01:38:50.479 --> 01:38:55.100
so help us help you. 350 for, something goes
01:38:55.100 --> 01:39:00.619
sideways. 350, and you live, man, it's so important
01:39:00.619 --> 01:39:02.119
that you live through this night, because the
01:39:02.119 --> 01:39:03.960
Mars is going to be upset with me if you don't.
01:39:05.260 --> 01:39:06.859
I've killed a lot of things in the war, I don't
01:39:06.859 --> 01:39:11.909
think it'd be a problem. I mean, you know what?
01:39:12.010 --> 01:39:14.289
I honestly would love to test this out with you.
01:39:16.489 --> 01:39:22.510
Wallace 400, and we'll call it even. Remember
01:39:22.510 --> 01:39:25.710
the fight we did together on that ship? Oh, I
01:39:25.710 --> 01:39:29.329
sure do. I had your back. I'm pretty positive
01:39:29.329 --> 01:39:32.409
if it wasn't for your horrors, you wouldn't be
01:39:32.409 --> 01:39:45.800
here. But that's my boy. You hear y 'all horrors
01:39:45.800 --> 01:39:48.399
as you kind of pull up, I'm sure. You hear him
01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:51.000
whistle as he looks at your horrors and he waves
01:39:51.000 --> 01:39:56.140
you over. I look to his nephew and I tell him,
01:39:56.159 --> 01:39:59.060
we'll continue this in a bit. I'm just saying,
01:39:59.140 --> 01:40:01.140
just because they're green doesn't mean that
01:40:01.140 --> 01:40:05.720
they don't stick out. And I go and I walk over
01:40:05.720 --> 01:40:13.699
to the others. Alright. And he says... We're
01:40:13.699 --> 01:40:16.659
trying to save the world. Thank you. And you
01:40:16.659 --> 01:40:20.260
get to live, my man. I so badly don't want to
01:40:20.260 --> 01:40:22.859
kill you tonight. No one... Tonight? You're not.
01:40:23.000 --> 01:40:25.699
I'm not there. Very specific. Listen. Good thing
01:40:25.699 --> 01:40:29.319
he caught that. If I wasn't here, this asshole
01:40:29.319 --> 01:40:31.779
might have different plans for you. Well, it's
01:40:31.779 --> 01:40:36.409
the same plan. You got a hundred gold? What's
01:40:36.409 --> 01:40:40.350
your price? I think the food's ready by now.
01:40:40.449 --> 01:40:43.369
So I'm serving Baldwin after the slice. We're
01:40:43.369 --> 01:40:45.930
just over there having a little big dinner. This
01:40:45.930 --> 01:40:48.789
fucking, this small little two -huddle person
01:40:48.789 --> 01:40:52.270
turned into a giant small circle. Do I see this
01:40:52.270 --> 01:40:55.270
giant circle? It's hard for you not to see it.
01:40:55.810 --> 01:40:58.430
It's just like comes in underneath us. What are
01:40:58.430 --> 01:41:05.310
we doing? He says, your friend's over here. How
01:41:05.310 --> 01:41:08.350
many, how open are we? How on the open are we?
01:41:08.430 --> 01:41:10.750
You guys are in the barn as people are like unloading
01:41:10.750 --> 01:41:12.289
and loading stuff, but like Wallace is trying,
01:41:12.430 --> 01:41:13.789
so he's kind of talking to you guys. So no one's
01:41:13.789 --> 01:41:15.949
really paying attention because Wallace is the
01:41:15.949 --> 01:41:17.170
one that's giving everyone else a look. So we're
01:41:17.170 --> 01:41:19.710
surrounded by people. Yeah. Alright. But you're
01:41:19.710 --> 01:41:20.949
kind of just whispering among yourselves. You
01:41:20.949 --> 01:41:24.189
guys aren't trying to like... Wallace, have they
01:41:24.189 --> 01:41:29.449
given you any gold yet? Not yet. Alright, I pull
01:41:29.449 --> 01:41:33.210
out my coin purse and I take out 600 gold and
01:41:33.210 --> 01:41:36.180
I hand it to him. All right, look the other way.
01:41:36.279 --> 01:41:38.880
He says, I'll be guarding tonight, and then I'll
01:41:38.880 --> 01:41:42.840
go first roll. He says, me and you will guard
01:41:42.840 --> 01:41:46.859
the front door. The guys in the back will go
01:41:46.859 --> 01:41:50.779
help the adults. All right. How hard was that
01:41:50.779 --> 01:41:53.560
to just give the $500? I mean, I was just trying
01:41:53.560 --> 01:41:57.560
to make my plan go out of hand. I can negotiate
01:41:57.560 --> 01:42:00.680
this. I mean, I was trying to negotiate a little
01:42:00.680 --> 01:42:04.600
bit. I was more than happy for this. You were
01:42:04.600 --> 01:42:08.239
ready to start blasting. Wallace, if you would
01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:10.819
have told me it was that easy, I thought I was
01:42:10.819 --> 01:42:16.119
just paying you off. He's like, yeah, that's
01:42:16.119 --> 01:42:17.619
why you gave me gold. Do you know how these things
01:42:17.619 --> 01:42:20.460
work? I get what you mean about you thought you
01:42:20.460 --> 01:42:23.319
were just paying an individual off. So you tax
01:42:23.319 --> 01:42:25.340
that up. It's going to be expensive. You didn't
01:42:25.340 --> 01:42:27.880
know it was an all for one deal. I do look at
01:42:27.880 --> 01:42:31.550
Lasagna and Franklin, though. Nobody. dies tonight.
01:42:32.329 --> 01:42:39.810
And then they wake up in the morning. These aren't
01:42:39.810 --> 01:43:00.579
goblins. We don't kill them. i'll tell my nephew
01:43:00.579 --> 01:43:03.579
to guard the back and then uh i'll tell him i'll
01:43:03.579 --> 01:43:06.500
go and we'll we'll relieve him and then what
01:43:06.500 --> 01:43:08.539
what time of the day is it sorry it's it's getting
01:43:08.539 --> 01:43:13.039
to like evening right now yeah okay flights are
01:43:13.039 --> 01:43:15.420
going down uh you you guys uh rolling potential
01:43:15.420 --> 01:43:19.159
checks actually all of us yeah uh even me tell
01:43:19.159 --> 01:43:25.670
you okay good i got a Oh, that's way past 20.
01:43:25.890 --> 01:43:28.189
I only got a four. Is this something that my
01:43:28.189 --> 01:43:31.390
owl would catch on the outside? Can he smell?
01:43:31.449 --> 01:43:34.210
He can smell. Yeah, but his eyesight. Oh, yeah,
01:43:34.250 --> 01:43:36.890
no. It's before he starts to smell. Yohar is
01:43:36.890 --> 01:43:39.689
immediately like, he smells food cooking. And
01:43:39.689 --> 01:43:42.529
you think dinner's being made. And you're just
01:43:42.529 --> 01:43:45.210
like. You guys see Yohar's perk up and you're
01:43:45.210 --> 01:43:47.430
just like, oh, God. I start levitating ever so
01:43:47.430 --> 01:43:50.369
faintly off of the throne. And he says, we can
01:43:50.369 --> 01:43:53.409
make this work. And he looks at you and says,
01:43:53.609 --> 01:43:58.869
uh, just make sure he doesn't die. No one dies
01:43:58.869 --> 01:44:02.689
tonight. We just need to get in, do our thing,
01:44:02.949 --> 01:44:07.390
and leave. Also, what is it that is cooking in
01:44:07.390 --> 01:44:10.289
there? I don't know. What does it smell like?
01:44:10.649 --> 01:44:13.390
You smell like roasted meat, potatoes, and, like,
01:44:13.409 --> 01:44:17.369
fresh bread as well. Ah, sluts. I'm going to,
01:44:17.609 --> 01:44:20.470
uh, you know, in my head to the CEO product.
01:44:22.029 --> 01:44:24.350
Wallace and the guards are paid off. They're
01:44:24.350 --> 01:44:27.550
going to take the night off, and we are a go.
01:44:31.989 --> 01:44:35.390
Do we want to wait till after? I have a plan,
01:44:35.430 --> 01:44:40.550
and I'm going to try to persuade him to go to
01:44:40.550 --> 01:44:43.890
the bedroom where I will tie him up. You don't
01:44:43.890 --> 01:44:46.310
even got to persuade him. Yeah, so I am tying
01:44:46.310 --> 01:44:48.850
him to the bed. And then letting them come in
01:44:48.850 --> 01:44:52.189
after the time. Just edging that man. Oh, my
01:44:52.189 --> 01:44:55.289
God. You say get to bed, and he's running, taking
01:44:55.289 --> 01:44:57.869
his pants off already. He says, I missed your
01:44:57.869 --> 01:44:59.729
touch. I'm going to be full butt naked when the
01:44:59.729 --> 01:45:01.710
rest of all these guys come in. As you're serving
01:45:01.710 --> 01:45:03.909
dinner, like, they're eating, and so he's kind
01:45:03.909 --> 01:45:05.550
of done eating as you see him start taking his
01:45:05.550 --> 01:45:09.109
clothes off and just... I start catching the
01:45:09.109 --> 01:45:10.949
clothes that are flying off and folding them.
01:45:11.279 --> 01:45:12.979
And following behind. Like, you're putting them
01:45:12.979 --> 01:45:17.880
on? No. Catch. I'm Baldwin. I'm Baldwin. That's
01:45:17.880 --> 01:45:20.079
what I was going to say. You actually, do you
01:45:20.079 --> 01:45:21.119
want me to send them a check while you're in
01:45:21.119 --> 01:45:22.239
here? See if you know his name in the cabinet.
01:45:24.260 --> 01:45:36.159
Uh, that's 15 plus. Excuse. Uh, 19. So, um, prior
01:45:36.159 --> 01:45:40.159
to them, uh, you know, the help leaving, you
01:45:40.159 --> 01:45:43.260
know, They were unloading some trunks and some
01:45:43.260 --> 01:45:45.300
of them were wardrobes. There is a hat labeled
01:45:45.300 --> 01:45:49.699
hats. I mean, there is a box labeled hats. Who's
01:45:49.699 --> 01:45:53.100
carrying the box labeled hats? They were being
01:45:53.100 --> 01:45:54.600
carried by the guards, but they've been put inside
01:45:54.600 --> 01:45:58.739
already. I just say out loud, be like, oh, move
01:45:58.739 --> 01:46:02.760
this? Okay. To no one. You can walk up and just
01:46:02.760 --> 01:46:06.119
pick up a box. Yeah, I'm just messing with the
01:46:06.119 --> 01:46:08.619
hats now. I'm just like putting off the side
01:46:08.619 --> 01:46:10.739
I'm like opening this shit so there's a bunch
01:46:10.739 --> 01:46:13.899
of you assume it might be it's Baldwin because
01:46:13.899 --> 01:46:16.300
they're like hats meant for like there's some
01:46:16.300 --> 01:46:18.380
that look you see that match the suits he wears
01:46:18.380 --> 01:46:20.119
and like there's some that have like embroidered
01:46:20.119 --> 01:46:21.979
his name on the side and some that have like
01:46:21.979 --> 01:46:24.159
like diamonds and other stuff encrusted into
01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:26.680
them you can take that embroidery off just kidding
01:46:26.680 --> 01:46:28.960
I was thinking that I was like what's throwing
01:46:28.960 --> 01:46:31.699
this shit off you can put a dagger to it to shave
01:46:31.699 --> 01:46:34.020
it off so I'm gonna go back and do his head I'm
01:46:34.020 --> 01:46:37.420
like I think now's an opportune time to make
01:46:37.420 --> 01:46:40.119
a scene. Make sure to knock me out, quote unquote.
01:46:40.960 --> 01:46:44.399
Yeah, so yeah, you tie him up. I was going to
01:46:44.399 --> 01:46:45.699
throw you a slight hand, but you got it. Yeah,
01:46:45.699 --> 01:46:48.880
you tie him up as you blindfold him, and he's
01:46:48.880 --> 01:46:53.340
just waiting. He's butt naked waiting. It's like
01:46:53.340 --> 01:46:57.159
evening now. I mean, like getting night. You
01:46:57.159 --> 01:47:00.819
see Wallace sends his nephew to the barn, and
01:47:00.819 --> 01:47:03.380
he's there as Yoharis. Him and Yoharis are at
01:47:03.380 --> 01:47:06.039
the front. I'm assuming the rest of you walk
01:47:06.039 --> 01:47:09.000
up. He looks at the rest of you and Franklin,
01:47:09.159 --> 01:47:11.180
and he kind of gives you a wink and says, I'm
01:47:11.180 --> 01:47:13.619
going first roll. I think it would be a good
01:47:13.619 --> 01:47:17.140
idea if you all were a little roughed up. At
01:47:17.140 --> 01:47:20.000
least a couple. Maybe you and your nephew. Not
01:47:20.000 --> 01:47:23.079
by us, but just look like you've been through
01:47:23.079 --> 01:47:25.159
it. Just know the suspicion rolls back on you.
01:47:25.359 --> 01:47:29.000
He says, oh, don't worry. And he looks at Nick
01:47:29.000 --> 01:47:31.319
and says, Nick, come here. Yeah. He says, I know
01:47:31.319 --> 01:47:32.779
you're good at swinging. He says, give me a good
01:47:32.779 --> 01:47:42.880
one. Roll damage. Don't hold back. This is like
01:47:42.880 --> 01:47:50.140
full person size. If it's a normal hit, air handed,
01:47:50.279 --> 01:47:52.699
it's just a straight hit. You walk up and just
01:47:52.699 --> 01:47:54.859
punch him straight in the face. He spits and
01:47:54.859 --> 01:47:56.899
then he just chugs and he says, alright, give
01:47:56.899 --> 01:47:59.979
me another. Alright, I give him like two more.
01:48:00.479 --> 01:48:03.039
And you see, you get him. Sorry, sorry. Had to
01:48:03.039 --> 01:48:06.479
hold back the dragon there. Wop, wop. For another
01:48:06.479 --> 01:48:09.579
total of 12. And he's just like, ugh. You see
01:48:09.579 --> 01:48:11.880
him walk away, and he's like, and then he's like,
01:48:11.979 --> 01:48:14.260
alright, we're good, we're sold. Alright, I give
01:48:14.260 --> 01:48:19.100
him one more chest kick. I believe it. Dave,
01:48:19.119 --> 01:48:21.359
now that you've endured, that's something somebody
01:48:21.359 --> 01:48:23.460
would do willingly. This kick is not something.
01:48:24.199 --> 01:48:27.680
Who bruises their own sternum? I'm not a guilty
01:48:27.680 --> 01:48:30.880
guy. Come on now. You can't do that to yourself.
01:48:31.239 --> 01:48:34.279
As he says, all right. He says, make it quick.
01:48:34.340 --> 01:48:37.840
He's like, I'll be back in the morning. He's
01:48:37.840 --> 01:48:41.939
just like this job. I've jacked maybe like three
01:48:41.939 --> 01:48:44.819
hats out of this box. And then I return to my
01:48:44.819 --> 01:48:48.939
friends. They are all different colors. There's
01:48:48.939 --> 01:48:50.720
probably at least 30 hats in here. Yeah, I'm
01:48:50.720 --> 01:48:54.560
tempted to grab all of them because of the bag
01:48:54.560 --> 01:48:56.979
of holding, but I only grabbed like three. I'm
01:48:56.979 --> 01:48:59.880
proud of you. I'll let you choose the colors
01:48:59.880 --> 01:49:04.880
later. While we're walking back, can I try to,
01:49:05.000 --> 01:49:07.359
by very small chance of divine intervention,
01:49:07.699 --> 01:49:11.100
to have my god help me out here? Yeah, go for
01:49:11.100 --> 01:49:13.359
it. Help me kidnap this man. You can use your
01:49:13.359 --> 01:49:16.920
inspiration for this. Guardians. Can't do that.
01:49:17.609 --> 01:49:20.770
Oh, no. 83. You can use your inspiration if you
01:49:20.770 --> 01:49:23.970
want to use it. Try it. Do it, coward. Push the
01:49:23.970 --> 01:49:26.890
roll. All right. Push the roll means you have
01:49:26.890 --> 01:49:30.189
to take your pants off. Nice. All right. All
01:49:30.189 --> 01:49:35.050
right. Hoping for a two. 28. Damn it. Ooh. Close.
01:49:35.529 --> 01:49:38.510
Use your luck. I mean, someone else can use their
01:49:38.510 --> 01:49:40.949
inspiration. I'm kidding. I want to make a deal
01:49:40.949 --> 01:49:44.899
with the devil. I want to make a deal with the
01:49:44.899 --> 01:49:50.420
devil. You could. I would like to call out to
01:49:50.420 --> 01:49:55.460
the devil to get in contact with my god. My people
01:49:55.460 --> 01:49:59.880
will talk to your people. It's fine. The devil
01:49:59.880 --> 01:50:03.399
and my god are the same person. He's really just
01:50:03.399 --> 01:50:05.079
communicating with himself. The devil and the
01:50:05.079 --> 01:50:07.220
god then look at the DM and go, what the fuck
01:50:07.220 --> 01:50:10.060
are we supposed to do? The conversation is happening
01:50:10.060 --> 01:50:16.239
in a mirror. Okay, so, quick huddle outside the
01:50:16.239 --> 01:50:20.680
room. Okay, so... Are you guys stealthing, by
01:50:20.680 --> 01:50:21.720
the way, or are you guys just kind of... We should
01:50:21.720 --> 01:50:23.899
be stealthing. Yeah, well, I mean, like, we're
01:50:23.899 --> 01:50:25.720
not, like, right outside the room. We're, like...
01:50:25.720 --> 01:50:28.500
Oh, okay. We're, like, Walser took off, quick
01:50:28.500 --> 01:50:40.789
huddle, steal protection, to the huddle. It's
01:50:40.789 --> 01:50:45.329
to break in and get him. Right? I'm assuming
01:50:45.329 --> 01:50:46.890
you told him what he's talking about. I've told
01:50:46.890 --> 01:50:49.909
him, like, he's dealt with. Just get your asses
01:50:49.909 --> 01:50:54.350
in here. All right. Leroy! Just make sure I'm
01:50:54.350 --> 01:51:00.130
the enemy! I want to come in and, like, attack,
01:51:00.310 --> 01:51:04.090
like, grapple Seafarer. Okay. If I could just
01:51:04.090 --> 01:51:07.350
self in the room real quick before we go. I was
01:51:07.350 --> 01:51:11.550
going to put a mask on. I'm wearing a mask. He
01:51:11.550 --> 01:51:14.409
puts a sock over his head. I'm not sure if you
01:51:14.409 --> 01:51:17.609
heard, but C. Alfred did blindfold him as well.
01:51:17.909 --> 01:51:22.430
I know. He has a sock. I have something before
01:51:22.430 --> 01:51:25.489
all of us. Let me just stealthily sneak in. I'm
01:51:25.489 --> 01:51:28.470
hiding my footsteps. I don't know if I want to
01:51:28.470 --> 01:51:30.630
stop unless you said something audibly to me
01:51:30.630 --> 01:51:32.659
and stopped me. Yeah. You did? Okay. Guys, hold
01:51:32.659 --> 01:51:35.539
on just one sec. Alright. Give me, like, 30 seconds.
01:51:36.760 --> 01:51:39.180
Uh, cell phone room. Can I move myself? Yeah.
01:51:39.560 --> 01:51:41.199
Nick starts counting down the line. That's gonna
01:51:41.199 --> 01:51:44.260
be a 24 to 7. Time is a concept. Oh yeah, you're
01:51:44.260 --> 01:51:46.520
good. Yeah, so I'm just trying to, uh, settle
01:51:46.520 --> 01:51:50.479
in there. Um. So you walk in, he's naked and
01:51:50.479 --> 01:51:52.760
tied up in blindfolds. And see how for his head.
01:51:53.159 --> 01:51:54.880
No, he's in the right cell phone room. One sec.
01:51:56.840 --> 01:52:00.319
To see how for, I'm gonna say. Don't make any
01:52:00.319 --> 01:52:03.779
noise yet. And I'm going to have, like, silently
01:52:03.779 --> 01:52:08.300
left the door open, right? Mm -hmm. And then
01:52:08.300 --> 01:52:12.520
I'm going to turn to Lozagna and give him the
01:52:12.520 --> 01:52:16.520
nod. Okay. To hit with Bane. Bless. I'm just
01:52:16.520 --> 01:52:21.979
kidding. Bane. Bane? Bane gives a 1d4 to the
01:52:21.979 --> 01:52:24.119
saving throw. Yeah, opposite of Bless. Oh, gotcha.
01:52:24.119 --> 01:52:26.539
Okay, yeah. Attack rolls and saving throws. Okay.
01:52:26.739 --> 01:52:31.069
And then... It's a d4. Cool. So he's got Bane
01:52:31.069 --> 01:52:35.649
on him? Yes. And then, so I'm going to, um, make
01:52:35.649 --> 01:52:46.189
a suggestion. And that is, um... Siofra... Okay.
01:52:46.489 --> 01:52:55.609
Cyan. Cyan is, um... You'll comply with everything
01:52:55.609 --> 01:53:01.739
we tell you. Cyan is badly beaten in the other
01:53:01.739 --> 01:53:08.020
room. He just says, uh, uh, I saw your hand.
01:53:08.479 --> 01:53:13.340
Don't touch her. Yes. And that's what the complying
01:53:13.340 --> 01:53:17.520
is for. He says, she's my, she's my, my one and
01:53:17.520 --> 01:53:21.859
only. Do you love her? Yes. That was a magical
01:53:21.859 --> 01:53:24.159
suggestion, too. That wasn't me, like, whispering
01:53:24.159 --> 01:53:33.079
in his ear. That was me suggesting to him. I'll
01:53:33.079 --> 01:53:38.819
do anything. Please don't harm her. That's when
01:53:38.819 --> 01:53:55.409
I'm going to motion everybody else in. I'll be
01:53:55.409 --> 01:53:58.390
outside looking in the doorway, seeing if anybody's
01:53:58.390 --> 01:54:00.350
coming in. I still want to fake grab you, though,
01:54:00.369 --> 01:54:03.229
and act like I'm grabbing you. Sure. You kind
01:54:03.229 --> 01:54:06.270
of like it, though. No one's out there. All the
01:54:06.270 --> 01:54:11.590
guards are not there. He's struggling a little
01:54:11.590 --> 01:54:13.289
bit, but he's tied up. And he's like, just please
01:54:13.289 --> 01:54:15.149
have armor. I'll give you whatever you want.
01:54:15.529 --> 01:54:18.310
Money? Do you want money? Yes, but stay still.
01:54:19.850 --> 01:54:24.060
That's normal. All right, so the ring's there.
01:54:24.199 --> 01:54:26.859
Yeah. Okay, can I go to the ring and then just
01:54:26.859 --> 01:54:29.939
try to... I'm sure we've already done it, but
01:54:29.939 --> 01:54:32.520
while I'm here, just arcana check on it one more
01:54:32.520 --> 01:54:35.500
time just to see what we can figure out. Go ahead,
01:54:35.520 --> 01:54:39.500
arcana check. Okay, me as well. Got it. Yeah.
01:54:42.840 --> 01:54:49.899
17. It's a magic ring. Yeah. But you need to
01:54:49.899 --> 01:54:52.140
identify it in order to know. Oh, yeah. Isn't
01:54:52.140 --> 01:54:55.600
that you? Can you identify it? Oh, I can't identify
01:54:55.600 --> 01:55:00.140
it. So, yeah. I will put a finger on it and it
01:55:00.140 --> 01:55:02.039
has to identify it. Perfect, yeah. It has to
01:55:02.039 --> 01:55:05.720
let me know what happened. So, this is no ordinary
01:55:05.720 --> 01:55:10.819
ring. This is a symbiotic ring. Symbiotic? Yes.
01:55:12.140 --> 01:55:15.939
Okay. So, it's like a living ring that is on
01:55:15.939 --> 01:55:18.079
him. Gotcha. And you know the only way to remove
01:55:18.079 --> 01:55:24.279
it is to remove the curse. Okay. Do I get a sense
01:55:24.279 --> 01:55:26.979
at all if the whole finger came off without changing
01:55:26.979 --> 01:55:30.420
anything? No, this thing would just attach itself
01:55:30.420 --> 01:55:33.399
to its body, so it is pretty much intertwined
01:55:33.399 --> 01:55:34.979
with its body. I guess Paul and Scott would.
01:55:35.640 --> 01:55:38.220
But if you have removed the curse, you can remove
01:55:38.220 --> 01:55:40.199
it. I don't have removed the curse. I have removed
01:55:40.199 --> 01:55:45.199
the body. So you know that it is a symbiotic
01:55:45.199 --> 01:55:49.939
thing. Got it. This is my specialty. So if you
01:55:49.939 --> 01:55:53.060
could tie up the other room, give her a couple
01:55:53.060 --> 01:55:58.739
of snacks. There you go. I got 50 feet of rope
01:55:58.739 --> 01:56:05.060
and a great attitude. I love the energy. Sorry.
01:56:05.939 --> 01:56:11.479
Okay. We're asleep, bro. They start getting hungry.
01:56:11.680 --> 01:56:14.939
No, you're good. All right, see you guys. We'll
01:56:14.939 --> 01:56:16.800
be calling in here pretty soon, too, though.
01:56:17.180 --> 01:56:25.479
Sounds good. Bye. Bye. See, I'm not wearing a
01:56:25.479 --> 01:56:29.420
semiotic ring, so these things are not easy to
01:56:29.420 --> 01:56:32.960
get. So these types of materials are really...
01:56:35.300 --> 01:56:37.399
I'm not sure how much your character wouldn't
01:56:37.399 --> 01:56:38.699
really know much about these types of things.
01:56:38.960 --> 01:56:41.100
This is kind of like a new thing to you. Yeah,
01:56:41.100 --> 01:56:43.399
okay. Yeah, I mean, the instant I'm like, alright,
01:56:43.420 --> 01:56:45.319
this can't get taken off the body, I'm like,
01:56:45.340 --> 01:56:47.420
the whole body's going to the information broker.
01:56:49.199 --> 01:56:54.279
Don't worry. Alright, um... But, yeah, so...
01:56:54.279 --> 01:56:59.859
Nix? Yes? Could you make, uh, go to this window
01:56:59.859 --> 01:57:03.260
and make us an exit? Uh, I kicked the window.
01:57:05.470 --> 01:57:08.069
Hold on, how do we plan on getting this gentleman
01:57:08.069 --> 01:57:13.729
there? Uh, I think we, uh... I throw him over
01:57:13.729 --> 01:57:17.569
my shoulders and I run out. I'm still naked.
01:57:18.109 --> 01:57:20.869
He's naked. My plan is, well, okay, my plan really
01:57:20.869 --> 01:57:25.270
was to, uh, originally was to kill everybody,
01:57:25.489 --> 01:57:28.409
burn down the house. Hard to tell who was us,
01:57:28.430 --> 01:57:35.640
who was the enemy. Goddamn right, it's not an
01:57:35.640 --> 01:57:38.699
option. My concern is that we didn't find the
01:57:38.699 --> 01:57:40.460
information broker. The information broker found
01:57:40.460 --> 01:57:43.579
us. I think I have a way to get in contact. Do
01:57:43.579 --> 01:57:46.460
I have a way to get in contact with him? Yeah,
01:57:46.560 --> 01:57:49.859
you do. I think I can get in contact with him.
01:57:53.159 --> 01:57:56.300
I don't know if you've heard of Paul's cell phone.
01:57:57.439 --> 01:58:00.460
I'll shoot him a text. Is it the spell FaceTime?
01:58:01.680 --> 01:58:07.859
He used to call me on your spell phone. But I...
01:58:07.859 --> 01:58:12.520
Before we left the mission, I don't know if you
01:58:12.520 --> 01:58:14.840
noticed, I hung back and got a little way to
01:58:14.840 --> 01:58:19.779
contact him. Interesting. Lazagna will remember
01:58:19.779 --> 01:58:23.319
that. He knows what's good for him pretty well.
01:58:25.439 --> 01:58:29.149
So you hung back and found out a way? Yeah. I
01:58:29.149 --> 01:58:31.770
was the last one in there and he flew me. So
01:58:31.770 --> 01:58:39.630
I come back in the room after doing my due on
01:58:39.630 --> 01:58:44.869
to Seofra. Shaking my hands out. You can see
01:58:44.869 --> 01:58:48.029
that they're kind of bruised. Are we taking her
01:58:48.029 --> 01:58:49.750
with us or are we just leaving this one here?
01:58:54.500 --> 01:58:56.340
Above table. Is Bronson going to be back? Because
01:58:56.340 --> 01:58:59.520
I don't want to just ditch his ass. It depends
01:58:59.520 --> 01:59:01.739
on the kids if he can next time, but possibly.
01:59:02.720 --> 01:59:05.680
We'll figure that out later. Cool. Well, I will,
01:59:05.859 --> 01:59:09.500
knowing what I know about how to get in contact
01:59:09.500 --> 01:59:12.119
or whatever with the information broker, I will
01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:18.899
mentally shoot like a, here's where we're headed.
01:59:19.460 --> 01:59:22.699
So let's go, bro. Okay. Yeah. And then I think
01:59:22.699 --> 01:59:24.199
that's a good spot to call it since I... Yeah.
01:59:24.720 --> 01:59:28.899
In the middle of a kidnapping? Kidnapping? I'm
01:59:28.899 --> 01:59:30.579
just kidding. Hey, Lazaga wouldn't... In the
01:59:30.579 --> 01:59:32.579
middle of a cinnamon biscuit? I would also like
01:59:32.579 --> 01:59:35.140
it canon that I did pick up his clothes. He did.
01:59:35.140 --> 01:59:37.579
If that's needed. Yeah, and then... I think you
01:59:37.579 --> 01:59:39.100
should take the rest of the hats and just burn
01:59:39.100 --> 01:59:43.600
the roof. Lazaga loves burning things. It's not
01:59:43.600 --> 01:59:46.949
a horse. It's not worth burning. Oof. Tree's
01:59:46.949 --> 01:59:50.569
already dead. They're killing it again. It's
01:59:50.569 --> 01:59:54.630
already had to go through one life. Alright,
01:59:54.810 --> 01:59:56.850
guys. Thanks for listening. Thank you for listening,
01:59:56.930 --> 01:59:59.649
everyone. Great D &D, folks. Bye!
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Welcome everyone to Freakin' Nerds! A D &D podcast
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where six friends... Oh, shit. You can't count.
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I'm not counting this time. We're playing Dungeons
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& Dragons. Yeah, there's a bunch of friends in
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here. And a few babies. I am Will or Will I am...
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I don't fucking know. But I do play Lizogna Moskine,
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the Wood Elf Druid. And fun false fact about...
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Shit. Hold on. I know the name. Harun. Fun false
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fact for Harun is that he is not looking for
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a relationship because he is afraid of sparks
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flying. That is very accurate. Unfortunately,
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it was there. I've been trying to come up with
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puns for everybody now. That was pretty good.
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I did a pun on that. It came out a little robotic.
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I'm throwing tomatoes. Oh, that hurts. It hurts.
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Okay, my name is Mark. I have a baby. I play
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Harun when I finally got my Harun voice back.
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After I don't know how long. Tell them. My false
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fact about Siafra is that in every, every pair
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of her shoes it's another anklet that contains
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a smaller pair of the same shoes. This hurts
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my brain. And if you think about it, there's
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probably another anklet So I have, like, infinite
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dimensions in shoes. You might. They're just
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little cutesy shoes. It's like whoever you got
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them from decided to throw in, like, a little
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miniature version of that, and you can't throw
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them away. Yeah, fair, fair. Sells within sells
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into winners. Gonna break the shoe economy. Breaking
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the universe in shoes. All right, I'm Bronson.
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I play Siofra. And I'm a full stack of your hearts.
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Every time he calls you for a bitch, he gets
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a little bit more fond of her. It might be true.
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You bitch! It's supposed to be false. It's just
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a sexual tension. Nah, there it is. It's a real
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-life sexual tension. Uh -oh, you dropped it.
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It's because they heard about Browns and think
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they have a nice relationship. Yeah, it's the
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easiest way out. Well, hello. I'm a bushel of
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cherries, but tonight I'll be playing the role
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of Yulharis Sithrith, the Summer Ladron Ranger.
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And a fun false fact about our good friend Nyx
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is that he can bust it down like no one else,
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and actually that's the reason why he got out
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of the Underdark, is because he was banned from
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busting it down there because he was so good
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at it, everyone else was jealous. That's where
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the magic comes from. What was it from your taint?
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What was his signature move? You see, I'm not
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at liberty to say it because if so, then the
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Underdark people will come after me. True, true,
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true. I see, I see, I see. I'd like to put forward
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that it's the stanky third. The stanky third
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leg. We have established that he has a big dick.
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It's an illustration. That's a very important
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part of a canon, okay? It is canon. It's one
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of the few things actually written into canon.
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Is there a tattooed on the side of it that says
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canon? Yeah. Now that's horrifying. That's terrible.
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It starts to say can, but then as it goes along
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it says canon. You're like, oh! He's a broker,
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alright? So many O's. I'm Jalen, playing Nyx
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the Barbarian. False fact about Franklin. He's
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humble. The most humble. He, uh... Despite all
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of his bravado about him and his brother, he
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actually feels wildly insecure about him. And
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he thinks Frankie is probably better. I'm not
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crying, it's just raining. Yeah, guys, stop looking
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at me. Someone catch the weather spell in my
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eyes. Hi, I'm Ben, and I'm playing Franklin.
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He, and this has nothing to do with the extra
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right now, but the most badass wizard I've ever
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lived. A fun, but super false fact about Lasagna.
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most kind is that he is um he hates plants he
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hates plants and loves meat and take that out
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everyone take that i mean lazogna does love meat
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but he loves plants so it is a false fact i put
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them out Alright, Lizagna's learning. Lizagna's
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learning how to fire. He hasn't been this strong
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before, alright? Fireball is a new spell to him.
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Honestly, there's no way to tell when something's
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on fire. Yeah, you know, you gotta play with
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fire sometimes to figure out sometimes it's a
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bad thing. Sometimes when the DM just throws
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like a fire wand in front of you and you're just
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like, oh, you can't use that all the time. Like,
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what the fuck? You can. I'm just kidding. If
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you just keep it in this prison wall, I'm going
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to keep it more. Wow. Mark, I brought you a present
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from work today. Oh, shit. Here, I got those
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rubber bands. You should not give those to me
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sitting on the table. Well, like, yeah, not right
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now. Like, obviously. Those have been through
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many layers of mail and touching of hands. So,
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yeah. For later. Let me snack with you for the
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remainder. So many layers of male, but how many
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layers of female? Good question. Well, definitely
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more than one. Good one. Good answer. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. It's on there. I do love watching Steve
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Harvey compilations because he's always like,
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his face when he's like, what the fuck did you
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say? You realize we're on TV? The first time
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he's like, what goes, like, say the next word
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and he says pork and somebody says you pine.
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That got me so hard. Name someone with an H.
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Jose! So there's this video on YouTube that I
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actually watched here with Justin in its entirety.
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It's a 30 plus minute video but it's called this
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is not sponsored by the way. What is his name
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again? Steve Harvey? Steve Harvey does not want
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to host anymore, and it's one of the most funny,
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beautiful, poignant, cinematic pieces of artwork
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that I have ever seen. You should all watch it.
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Honestly, I've loved Steve Harvey when he was
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a comedian. Fair enough. Oh, yeah. When he was
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doing stand -up, I don't know if I was around
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when it came out. But I definitely watched it
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on DVD and shit like that. But it was like Bernie
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Mac, Cedric the Entertainer, Steve Harvey. The
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Kings of Comedy? The Kings of Comedy, yes. I
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remember watching that back in the day with the
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family. That was a great show. But Gonzo, back
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to this podcast. What are you wearing? I'm wearing
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my socks. Sometimes you need some sage advice
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from other sources. What are you wearing? I can't
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see. Remember, it's a... The snowman from...
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Late Tits Now? No. It's the snowman from Rudolph,
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and it says, don't eat the yellow snow. Oh. Sometimes
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you need advice from the elders to not do something
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dumb. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. He's experienced
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for a reason. Quick question, though. Did you
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own the Kings of Comedy DVD in your household?
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Yes, we did. For sure. Okay, so that is like...
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How I know for sure you grew up in a black house.
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I was about to say. I was like, that was a DVD
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in my household too. And you will know how to
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play spades. I do not know how to play spades.
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What? What about dominoes? Dominoes, yes. But
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unfortunately, I do not slam the dominoes down
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on the table. That's more of a Cuban thing. No,
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it's like a whole person thing. It depends, like,
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on one side of the family, when I play with dominoes
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with them, it's like, they don't slam it down.
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And then the other side of the family, they do
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slam it down. I'm not saying which one is which.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, my family does that too.
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But when they do it, slam it to the table. I've
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seen a video of the granddad with some blocks,
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and he's just playing with the kid, showing him
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the blocks. He grabs him, and he goes, ha! Throws
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him, and he goes, ha! And you're like, don't
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teach me that! And he's like, oh, I just... He
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just stuttered all over the place. I be catching
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myself at work sometimes whenever somebody just
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goes in for a high five or something, I'll be
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just dapping them up and then snapping at the
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end just out of force of habit. You have to.
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I'm very prone to when people try to go for a
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handshake, I'll just dap them up and then bring
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them in for the hug. And then I realize very
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quickly that some people are not down for that
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always. Oh, Jalen, you know what me and Ben talked
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about doing? Having a Chappelle Show marathon.
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Oh, yes. Oh, for real. Me too. Oh, yeah. Me and
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my friends, I watch that show all the time. You
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guys were talking about dice, and I was thinking,
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it's the World Dice Championship. Ashy Larry,
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baby, ashy Larry. Coming in close. Have you seen
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some videos of Donald Rawlings crashing down
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on all these shows? Dude, he was like on a stand
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-up show, and he was talking about how he was
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like, I'm Asian Palshaw, shut the fuck up, Ashley
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Larry. Because he was getting roasted at some
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thing, and everyone was like, shut the fuck up.
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He did that, he did I'm Rich Bitch, and that
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was all I remember. Yeah, that was that. Yeah,
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something about a couch. Fuck your couch. Well,
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the original, like, I'm Rich Biatch, that was
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from Ashley Larry, the actor that he was talking
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about. That was his line. Yeah, yeah. He's just
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been Dave Chappelle's friend, but even now he's
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kind of just doing something very crazy. Anyways,
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um... So who remembers what happened last time?
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Yeah, recap, recap, recap. I still have inspiration,
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so... I'll leave it to one of you guys. Actually,
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inspiration runs out after... I'm just kidding.
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That is how we used to do it. When did we amend
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the rules? That was not a rule. It used to always
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be like that, but I think it's dumb because sometimes
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in a session you really run into something where
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you won't have the need for it. And then you
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kind of just lose it, you know? Inspiration runs
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out on a long rest. That's how I always play
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it. But, I don't know. You're safe. I agree with
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you. Yeah, no one takes your inspiration away.
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I feel inspired still. You can't stack it, though.
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You only have one. That's what I'm saying. I
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like that. You can't stack, but it lasts until...
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This isn't like Baldur's Gate? I think it's more
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fun. Real cool, baby. Plus, you know, we still
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can. If anybody wants to redo a deal with the
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devil, it's always on the table. I totally forgot
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about that. I'm going to wait until we're in
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a safe space and I'm happy. So who remembers
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what happens? No idea. I remember we were on
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a ship. I think I got this one. Go ahead, Ben.
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I think last time, if I remember right, we went
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up from the settlement we were at. I don't remember
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the exact last time we were up, but we went up
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from the settlement we were at. to towards uh
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the capital of karnat um where uh ceofra came
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down on a flying ship uh to deliver some goods
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i don't know if we actually confirmed that there
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were dragons No, you guys are a whole bunch of
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Warforged farts. It was just the Warforged farts.
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He hadn't himself seen it, so. Yeah. And then
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Siofra punks some bitches on the ship. Lazagna
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and Heru had a only slightly homoerotic cooking
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scene. Only slightly. Only slightly. You know,
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just a pinch of homoeroticism in the kitchen
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together. And then... Just a dash. We are flying
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along. The C -04 offered to take us to where
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the train ends in Silverflame. Sharn. Oh, we're
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going straight to Sharn. No, no, I think you
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guys are going to Flamekeep too. That's what
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I'm saying, we're going to Flamekeep. That's
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where Mr. Baldwin's meeting the C -04. So we're
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going there. Mid -flight, we get attacked by
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another... ...ship for flying things that we
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just completely annihilated. Me and Seehofer
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went down to investigate, and... ...it was taken
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over by some weird monsters. By some goop? Yeah.
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It was also a ship that we recognized. It was
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people that we served alongside during the war.
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Which I'm still... I'm still confused about that.
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That has nothing to do with Franklin, so. I think
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it's a rear -to -triangle situation. People be
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stealing shit. People be goop, and then they
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be stealing shit. People be gooping. Gooping.
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Alright, yeah, that's basically it. How did that
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count? Oh, that is, sir. And, uh, just a little
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more, uh, Tiafer also did find out a lot of information
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about the goings -on, and did fill in, uh, you've...
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She told everyone. They're using the lightning
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rails to transport parts to potentially build
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an army of warforges. He remembers. Yeah, you
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guys are on the ship. Cielfra, you know as well,
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is the head honcho here. She's now entrusted
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into the... I'm just surprised Baldwin let you
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leave his side. I'm also surprised that bag of
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holding is still holding up. Yeah. Let's all
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go. Check your pouches. Everybody get some gold.
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Do you get some gold? Do you get some wrist?
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Yeah, you get a lot of wrist. Okay. I just had
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some spell slots. Win. Those template points
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are going to go. Win. While we're on the ship?
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Yeah, you're going on the ship still. But we're
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chilling. I thought we ended up seeing some people.
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Oh, they all died. Yeah, yeah. You guys crashed
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the ship. The ship was firing back and knocked
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the ship out. When you guys you guys investigate
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the crash and found the bodies and the monsters
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And you guys are still you guys have a few more
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days left to get to the other to the city That's
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it. You guys are on the ship. So this is the
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morning. He said it's like mid -morning He's
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got a small brain. You're being sus over there.
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You guys wake up. It's the smell of breakfast.
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Some of you have already been awake, but some
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of you other eight -hour folks are still sleeping.
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I think I was second watch. Brent's in the kitchen
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cooking. I'm probably resting. You're an elf.
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Yeah, but I took second shift yesterday. So I'm
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going to be up when the eight hours get up. Yeah,
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so you guys all get up around the same time.
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Can I cast Bolster and Performance on everybody
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at breakfast? Sure. Yeah, everyone's eating.
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The only person not there is a seal for it. Everyone
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haven't gotten there yet. testing out the hand
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attachments. Why did you want to see my hand
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again? Oh, wait, wait, wait. I forgot about the
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real fact. Oh, yes. I'll do this at the beginning.
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Gonzo, what is your real fact? My real fact is
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about Harun. He learned a new emotion. He learned
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what being happy was. Oh, God. I thought you
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were going to say another H word. Hungry. Nope.
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You always feel some sort of warmness in you
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when you see your friend's uniform. So you kind
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of know the experience of joy. I mean, that is
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true. When I saw her on the ship, I just went
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all the way fucking home. Anybody else a little
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annoyed at Haroon for not finding any joy in
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his current friends? Damn. Sucks to suck. You
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guys are stressful. What did I do? We hear, like,
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the creaking coming from the room. We, like,
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open the door to it because we're, like, expecting
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to catch them doing something. Just be boiling
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joints. Haroon is, like, one of those mechanical
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horses outside, like, a grocery store. And Silver's
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just, like, rocking back and forth. It's not
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sexual at all. It's just Haroon having the time
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of his life. I'm a horsey. What's a horsey? The
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officer who wanted to ride me. She looks over
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at the door and pauses. Hey, you guys got a spare
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copper? This is about to run out. Deadpan face.
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Insert that rear. Was your leadership ability
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nine temporary? Yeah, nine temporary HP to everybody.
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The bolstering performance that I give is, we'll
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say for the sake of the lore, an elven drinking
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song. called The Wild Rover. Although IRL, look
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up The Wild Rover. It's an Irish drinking song.
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It's about a guy... I'm over, I'm over. No. Bend
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it right over. Yes, I'm done. Then it's no name,
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never. No name, never, no more. Will I play The
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Wild Rover? No name, never, no more. It's all
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about a guy who's finally paying off his bar
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tab. Real. Sounds like my dad. That's not a true
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Irish song. We don't paint bars. They just die
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from consumption. Aw, son. Ride around Paddy's
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day. Come on, son. Yeah, come on. We gotta celebrate
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the man who led the kids out of Ireland. Yeah,
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he beat them with snakes and got them out of
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Ireland. Paddy was an asshole for real. He was
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English, too. He wasn't even Irish. He didn't
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even go there. He was responsible for Christianizing
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Ireland. He let all snakes out of the country.
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So there were no actual snakes in Ireland. The
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snake was a euphemism for all the druids that
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were there. The ones that he couldn't convert
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were killed. They were pagans, basically. Make
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Ireland pagan again. That's why you wear green
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now. Alright! anyway yeah back to yeah back to
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make -believe back to world war make -believe
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is real I'm just kidding we have a president
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who can't read so everything is make -believe
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now anyways alright so yeah you guys are you
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guys are you guys are sitting around breakfast
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Tiafra and Harun are still in their room discussing
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things I don't know. I don't know. Whatever you
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guys want to do, you can join your friends. I
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know usually you get breakfast brought to your
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room. No, I would join the group since we have
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guests. Okay, yeah. Yeah, you see a friend saw
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us coming over as you're walking by. I was bringing
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you your breakfast. No words. Just kind of like
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look out. Who made it? I did. I'm just going
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to like not even like not just like turn away.
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Just let it hit the floor. No, well, he's holding,
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like, a tray with, like, a plate over it. Like,
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with a dome. Oh, she's gonna keep going. I'm
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just gonna keep going, though. I'm not gonna
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knock out his hand, but... And then I'm gonna
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go try to find the lock. Maybe she'll want it
00:21:16.960 --> 00:21:20.059
later. He just, he's following awkwardly with
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the tray. He's like... I wouldn't. Take the L.
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I tap him on the shoulder. I'll have what she
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was going to have. Yeah, he just looks at you
00:21:33.250 --> 00:21:36.349
and just says, uh, uh, and your heart just starts
00:21:36.349 --> 00:21:38.930
grabbing. He's just like, oh, thanks. You already
00:21:38.930 --> 00:21:40.710
know. He's just kind of like stumbling, uh -huh,
00:21:40.710 --> 00:21:44.609
uh -huh, just unsure what's happening. But isn't
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really like questioning it. His boss is just
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kind of, you think, you think, Francois looks
00:21:51.589 --> 00:21:56.789
a little heartbroken. You in the kitchen, good
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sir? I think I'm probably waking up. with uh
00:22:00.329 --> 00:22:03.869
with nicks oh after i would notice you're not
00:22:03.869 --> 00:22:07.130
in the kitchen then i'd be like turn to francois
00:22:07.130 --> 00:22:10.670
where's that food i know he already has it yeah
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you see your harvest already has like half of
00:22:13.230 --> 00:22:15.130
it already in his mouth i'm just gonna glare
00:22:15.130 --> 00:22:18.130
francois harvard's gonna run out of the kitchen
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he's running putting the putting the whisk attachment
00:22:22.930 --> 00:22:26.259
on as he's running Swapping to the chef's hat.
00:22:27.480 --> 00:22:29.079
He's like, I will make you whatever you want.
00:22:30.539 --> 00:22:33.819
I'll be waiting for breakfast. You see, he just
00:22:33.819 --> 00:22:37.359
starts running and scrambling to get there. You
00:22:37.359 --> 00:22:40.660
hear him yelling at Haroon as he walks in. He's
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like, what are you doing in my kitchen? Doing
00:22:43.819 --> 00:22:47.299
a better job. He's like, get out. This is my
00:22:47.299 --> 00:22:55.079
kitchen. Good luck getting me out. Another emotion.
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Damn! The audacity. Is that intimidation? Persuasion?
00:23:01.660 --> 00:23:07.660
Harun's learned malice. Call the tax. Harun asks
00:23:07.660 --> 00:23:09.680
Francois to step in his kitchen and catch the
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fade. Get out! Make me, please. You see, uh,
00:23:20.019 --> 00:23:22.220
you guys are sitting around as friends walk out
00:23:22.220 --> 00:23:26.339
of stores out of his kitchen and he, uh, comes
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over to your table and just says, who does the
00:23:30.660 --> 00:23:35.180
idiot robot belong to? I think probably Nix and
00:23:35.180 --> 00:23:37.599
I, Nix and I probably looked at each other. Yeah,
00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:40.839
he says, who does this robot belong to? Who does
00:23:40.839 --> 00:23:44.799
the idiot robot belong to? Me. He's mine. Who
00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:46.960
you calling an idiot? The one in the kitchen.
00:23:47.059 --> 00:23:48.519
Can you tell him to get out? It's my kitchen.
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I'm making, like, cinnamon biscuits. I'm gonna
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pat him on the back. He's a better cook than
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you, though. He kind of just... He looks at you
00:23:55.220 --> 00:23:57.720
in fury. He says, no, he's not. Can I persuade
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him that he is? I'm gonna put my hand on his
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shoulder. He's taller than you. Okay. I'm gonna
00:24:02.259 --> 00:24:03.480
put my hand on his shoulder. Can I lift him?
00:24:03.880 --> 00:24:08.299
Yeah. He's gonna reach in. I'll let him if he
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lifts me. I lift you. You see your horrors just
00:24:10.839 --> 00:24:13.359
come up underneath and just pick you up and then...
00:24:14.540 --> 00:24:16.460
I put my hand on his shoulder now that we're
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eye level. I look him in the eye and go, he was
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in the room with the madam all night. Do you
00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:25.119
really want to challenge that? He kind of just
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looks at you. He looks over at Siofra and just
00:24:26.740 --> 00:24:31.640
makes eye contact. I'm just waiting for his response.
00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:35.380
Hands crossed, sitting super proper. I'm going
00:24:35.380 --> 00:24:37.920
to move Nyx out of the way and mouth, don't do
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it. Don't do it, puts him back. Yeah, exactly.
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I think I lean in close to the CO for unsaved.
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If I just got rid of them for just a moment,
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like, if he was just gone, would that be okay?
00:24:51.450 --> 00:24:54.190
You know, I haven't had my coffee yet. Do what
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you want. Guys, guys, guys, I got this. Gonzo?
00:25:02.210 --> 00:25:04.390
Gonzo, I got this. Could you make me a charisma
00:25:04.390 --> 00:25:07.250
saving throw? DC 19? I think that one's coming.
00:25:07.569 --> 00:25:12.250
15. Awesome. Dope. He's vanished for the next
00:25:12.250 --> 00:25:13.710
minute, and in a minute he's going to appear
00:25:13.710 --> 00:25:16.390
right in the space he left, and he'll be about
00:25:16.390 --> 00:25:20.170
100 feet that way. He's just going to... Oh.
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Did we get a perfectly cut screen? I'm going
00:25:25.609 --> 00:25:28.730
to wait. I'm trying to think if I'm going to
00:25:28.730 --> 00:25:34.539
wait for that. Let's not end the poor boy. He'll
00:25:34.539 --> 00:25:37.319
just be in the kitchen. He's just in the kitchen.
00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:40.279
You're in the kitchen and you see him just drop
00:25:40.279 --> 00:25:42.859
right next to you. He just kind of appears and
00:25:42.859 --> 00:25:45.880
just drops in front of you. And you just go...
00:25:45.880 --> 00:25:51.019
I say, could mix this. He's already really shaky.
00:25:53.220 --> 00:25:58.279
We eventually come out with some cinnamon biscuits,
00:25:58.440 --> 00:26:06.480
some eggs and bacon. I must say, thank you for
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cooking. Yeah. Remember when you made this? Well,
00:26:11.660 --> 00:26:16.000
he certainly didn't. Francois hasn't left the
00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:19.740
kitchen. He's in there deeply. He's not coming
00:26:19.740 --> 00:26:22.720
out for a while. We're going to make a big bad,
00:26:22.799 --> 00:26:27.380
guys. A big bad what? He's bad at cooking already.
00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:32.259
Franklin, maybe we should be a little bit more
00:26:32.259 --> 00:26:36.660
nice to people. You guys need to get your story
00:26:36.660 --> 00:26:38.920
together here, or react together, because we
00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:41.240
hate him for not being good at cooking. He's
00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:44.400
bugging us, calls the room a robot. How many
00:26:44.400 --> 00:26:46.460
strikes do I get before he gets to just take
00:26:46.460 --> 00:26:49.299
a hike? Whoa. I mean, he is kind of an ass. I
00:26:49.299 --> 00:26:50.599
kind of just put up my shoulder and was like,
00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:54.640
he's not wrong. He's sensible, he does. I would
00:26:54.640 --> 00:26:57.619
feel, I feel like I've been very patient with
00:26:57.619 --> 00:27:00.099
all this. But you just let me know when it's
00:27:00.099 --> 00:27:02.319
appropriate. Thank you for taking him out of
00:27:02.319 --> 00:27:04.940
the room and not killing him. It's hard to...
00:27:05.210 --> 00:27:07.609
Keep the staffing levels up if they keep dropping
00:27:07.609 --> 00:27:10.769
it. I hate to be pedantic, but I wasn't going
00:27:10.769 --> 00:27:15.609
to kill him. The ground probably would. He had
00:27:15.609 --> 00:27:17.509
his choice of what to do until he landed. That's
00:27:17.509 --> 00:27:20.509
some pretty strong semantics. When you spend
00:27:20.509 --> 00:27:22.109
ten years of cooking and you suck like this,
00:27:22.150 --> 00:27:23.289
you could have learned the feather fall spell.
00:27:23.509 --> 00:27:27.130
That's all I'm saying. He might be a pedantic
00:27:27.130 --> 00:27:29.430
asshole, but I don't think that he needs to die.
00:27:29.529 --> 00:27:34.319
Although, calling a... How ruined names is now,
00:27:34.380 --> 00:27:37.460
right? You know, maybe if we were, like, on a
00:27:37.460 --> 00:27:41.400
train, and you did that, you know, all the way,
00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:42.940
then you would have just fell on the ground,
00:27:43.019 --> 00:27:45.160
no big deal. But, you know, we're in the air.
00:27:45.960 --> 00:27:47.880
But really let me know when you learn vengeance,
00:27:47.900 --> 00:27:52.259
and I'll help you out. You'll say something like,
00:27:52.299 --> 00:27:55.339
vengeance is mine, and I'll be on your side.
00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:59.940
You have no idea the concept he's talking about.
00:28:00.059 --> 00:28:02.500
To the task at hand. And you guys will notice
00:28:02.500 --> 00:28:04.960
all the circuits out of the room. What's the
00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:08.619
plan with Baldwin? You guys know the details
00:28:08.619 --> 00:28:11.220
I gave you. We need to just find a way to get
00:28:11.220 --> 00:28:13.460
in close enough to him where we can take off
00:28:13.460 --> 00:28:16.660
that ring however we get it, and then after that
00:28:16.660 --> 00:28:18.720
we scram. There's a couple holes in that plan,
00:28:18.819 --> 00:28:21.359
so I'm going to hear people try to patch that.
00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:24.779
We could cut it off and then glue it back together
00:28:24.779 --> 00:28:27.980
with the ring off. Don't punch more holes. Now,
00:28:27.980 --> 00:28:32.559
before we go to the whole chopping the finger
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:37.960
off, what if we can dismiss the spell? Hasn't
00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:42.299
See -Off already tried that? Unless you have
00:28:42.299 --> 00:28:45.440
something strong enough to absolve curses. I
00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:49.240
also think that part of what we're trying to
00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:51.809
get, you know, trying to deliver here, is the
00:28:51.809 --> 00:28:56.049
item intact because if you just wanted a non
00:28:56.049 --> 00:28:59.490
-magical ring in the general shape i mean what's
00:28:59.490 --> 00:29:01.450
that going to tell him aside just that was not
00:29:01.450 --> 00:29:06.890
an answer here actually i have an idea if we
00:29:06.890 --> 00:29:09.730
can't get the ring off of him and we don't want
00:29:09.730 --> 00:29:12.930
to dismember the guy why don't we just take him
00:29:12.930 --> 00:29:17.890
i was thinking that we could we could just smack
00:29:17.890 --> 00:29:20.960
him up you know I like that. But we stop the
00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:22.500
dismemberment, but we're cool with kidnapping.
00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:25.660
That's kind of my vibe. My question, how do we
00:29:25.660 --> 00:29:29.140
transport a very famous and powerful man from
00:29:29.140 --> 00:29:31.079
place to place? That was the other question.
00:29:31.240 --> 00:29:35.180
He is very... You know, he's a very noticeable
00:29:35.180 --> 00:29:40.119
guy. Well, I mean, the over is real good at getting
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:42.859
these fellas alone. If only you guys had a cleric
00:29:42.859 --> 00:29:51.890
in your party. Who can prepare spells? What kind
00:29:51.890 --> 00:29:54.329
of spells are we talking about? What kind of
00:29:54.329 --> 00:30:01.450
level 2 clerics we cast? I mean, you know. You
00:30:01.450 --> 00:30:04.069
try the divine intervention thing. I don't think
00:30:04.069 --> 00:30:06.109
it'll be too difficult if we just, you know,
00:30:06.250 --> 00:30:14.349
took Baldwin, subtly, and built him to another
00:30:14.349 --> 00:30:18.289
location. And then, I know we really don't want
00:30:18.289 --> 00:30:21.440
to dismember him. But it's just a ring finger
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:24.759
like he's got all the main ones I'm just saying
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:27.880
I can cut it off in one good swoop. You can cauterize
00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:31.460
the wound everyone's happy Do you have any connections
00:30:31.460 --> 00:30:34.759
with the church? The main problems the rings
00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:36.799
not just gonna slide off right that's part of
00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:39.420
it. It's yeah, it was it was hard to pull off
00:30:39.420 --> 00:30:48.930
Information broker wants it The information broker
00:30:48.930 --> 00:30:53.609
needs it. God, I'll never get used to that. Rich
00:30:53.609 --> 00:30:56.930
man laughs. Here you are saying that we got holes
00:30:56.930 --> 00:30:58.630
in our plans and you got holes in your memory.
00:31:02.829 --> 00:31:07.250
Well, we think... Well, the information broker
00:31:07.250 --> 00:31:10.609
not only wanted the ring, but he wanted us to...
00:31:10.609 --> 00:31:14.230
We already gave him an emerald claw necklace.
00:31:14.690 --> 00:31:17.299
Now he wants a ring. I think the ring, though,
00:31:17.380 --> 00:31:20.160
is specific to the family. Right? To the Orions.
00:31:20.500 --> 00:31:22.799
You guys remember the first item I gave him.
00:31:23.240 --> 00:31:26.299
The quest was to rescue the Orion family, right?
00:31:27.000 --> 00:31:29.779
He just wants the ring, but potentially rescue
00:31:29.779 --> 00:31:32.000
them, because they're a... Oh, he just wants
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:33.259
the ring. That changes things. He wants the ring,
00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:34.960
but the family's also the ones that... I feel
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:38.119
like we've been over -publicating. He wants the
00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:39.680
ring, but also the family is part of what's driving
00:31:39.680 --> 00:31:42.220
the potential evil that might take over the world.
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:43.599
So that might be your problem at some point.
00:31:43.759 --> 00:31:47.039
But your buddy Remy said he wasn't this bad before
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:51.299
the ring got... Right. Right. If we take him,
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:55.269
remove the ring and finger... It'll get better,
00:31:55.309 --> 00:31:58.710
right? Yeah. He doesn't need all ten fingers.
00:31:59.230 --> 00:32:00.630
That's what I've been saying from the start.
00:32:00.730 --> 00:32:04.470
Okay, if we're going to go with this plan, this
00:32:04.470 --> 00:32:09.849
whole coup and me running the ship goes away.
00:32:11.049 --> 00:32:13.170
You want to paint that picture for you guys.
00:32:13.430 --> 00:32:18.029
It hinges on my identity being tied to that and
00:32:18.029 --> 00:32:21.029
when someone loses a finger, questions come up.
00:32:21.109 --> 00:32:23.150
That's why I said we should just take the man.
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:26.000
We don't want to include you if you feel that
00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:28.460
you're going to be in danger. I'm just saying,
00:32:28.519 --> 00:32:31.359
some perks go away. I'd like to have a nice ship.
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:35.200
Mazogna, she needs to be a part of this. We need
00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:39.039
to have him feel safe enough so that way we can
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:44.920
get him vulnerable, incapacitate him, and then
00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:47.940
take him. She's our in. Have you seen him talk
00:32:47.940 --> 00:32:54.259
to his friend that appears out of nowhere? I
00:32:54.259 --> 00:32:57.660
don't know if I've ever seen some mysteriously
00:32:57.660 --> 00:33:01.380
creepy meetings or anything like that. We saw
00:33:01.380 --> 00:33:04.900
it the one time. But Siafer spent a lot of time
00:33:04.900 --> 00:33:07.440
with him. I feel like she has to have seen it.
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:09.759
To be able to identify someone that kind of matches
00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:12.259
that description. So every time you saw him,
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:14.380
it was just a clothing figure? It was just darkness
00:33:14.380 --> 00:33:16.240
in the clothes. You couldn't see a figure. Yeah.
00:33:17.019 --> 00:33:19.240
You could tell it was something. I'd relate that.
00:33:19.420 --> 00:33:23.859
Yeah. That's cool. But you know that the conversation
00:33:23.859 --> 00:33:25.920
always took place in the abyssal, which you started
00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:27.920
to pick up eventually you didn't you know That's
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:29.500
how you learned about the plan, but you don't
00:33:29.500 --> 00:33:31.619
know all the details. Yeah, I was in the middle
00:33:31.619 --> 00:33:35.980
of learning it I don't know. I think y 'all Horace
00:33:35.980 --> 00:33:39.240
actually made a great point you kidnap him The
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:43.500
offer is a vulnerable, but he kidnaps the offer
00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:52.289
to so she can keep her cover, you know I get
00:33:52.289 --> 00:33:56.049
all perked up. Good ideas. His tail starts wagging.
00:33:56.369 --> 00:34:00.170
If you say it's a curse, why don't we just remove
00:34:00.170 --> 00:34:05.670
the curse? Back to Franklin's point. They want
00:34:05.670 --> 00:34:08.170
the cursed item. If we remove the curse, then
00:34:08.170 --> 00:34:11.130
it's just an item. If it's just a ring, then
00:34:11.130 --> 00:34:13.090
I don't know if the information worker cares.
00:34:13.750 --> 00:34:16.590
I could have sworn that this is above character.
00:34:16.829 --> 00:34:19.030
I could have sworn he said he wanted the ring
00:34:19.030 --> 00:34:23.000
to help figure out what was being... like holding
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:26.320
the Ryan family. Well, because above the table,
00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:29.380
this is a ring that you don't know. I remember
00:34:29.380 --> 00:34:30.739
I told you that you would need to identify to
00:34:30.739 --> 00:34:32.900
know the specifics of it. So once you know that,
00:34:32.900 --> 00:34:37.079
then you'll know how to take it. Gotcha. But
00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:39.280
it's not just a ring. Yeah, it's not a ring.
00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:41.480
It's locked down. He can't really take it off.
00:34:42.300 --> 00:34:44.539
So it sounds like mine. So then I'm going to
00:34:44.539 --> 00:34:46.739
leave it. Thank you for filling it in. Do you
00:34:46.739 --> 00:34:49.559
know a way to identify magical items if presented?
00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:52.460
Oh, yeah. Definitely. That simplifies the plan,
00:34:52.619 --> 00:34:58.119
so we go with Nick's plan, where at some happenstance
00:34:58.119 --> 00:35:02.039
of we have to pick a location, both I and Baldwin
00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:06.480
get kidnapped, where we can then have a long
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:09.960
time to give him the chance to identify the ring,
00:35:10.019 --> 00:35:12.199
which will probably give him the code to get
00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:16.599
us. Good plan, both of you kidnapped. Plausibility.
00:35:18.760 --> 00:35:22.579
I... Did he get hurt in the last... I think we
00:35:22.579 --> 00:35:24.900
just said that. Yeah, I think he's just agreeing
00:35:24.900 --> 00:35:29.300
with you. Oh, oh, oh, good job, Harun. Yes. He's
00:35:29.300 --> 00:35:33.320
happy. Harun, you see, like, for the first time,
00:35:33.340 --> 00:35:34.619
like, his face was always blank, but now it's
00:35:34.619 --> 00:35:36.300
like his face is actually smiling. There's a
00:35:36.300 --> 00:35:38.019
little curve in the middle. You just hear it.
00:35:40.219 --> 00:35:43.920
Let me tell you how I got these scars. Is Baldwin's
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:46.760
fella particularly strong? You think it's gonna
00:35:46.760 --> 00:35:48.380
be hard for him to... He's a gluttonous pig.
00:35:48.619 --> 00:35:50.019
The only way he cares about it is the end of
00:35:50.019 --> 00:35:52.739
the war. Oh. Well then I can hogtie him. Nick?
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:58.019
So Nick, you're gonna have to hold him. Mikey
00:35:58.019 --> 00:36:02.000
holds you up every night. Yeah. I mean, I have
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:04.480
some spells that could definitely help. Could
00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:10.840
make a gentle suggestion, Mikey. I got 50 feet
00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:13.079
of rope and a good attitude. I can get it done.
00:36:14.699 --> 00:36:20.599
Let's go with Franklin's suggestion. I'm happy
00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:23.679
to suggest you don't give the right answer. Trust
00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:27.239
me, years of experience. Years of giving the
00:36:27.239 --> 00:36:31.380
wrong answer. It goes also with the other story
00:36:31.380 --> 00:36:35.079
of it's going to be tough to try to kidnap a
00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:39.130
very highly you know, family man of the Orion
00:36:39.130 --> 00:36:42.690
family. You know what I mean? Like, everybody
00:36:42.690 --> 00:36:45.949
knows this guy. Not even landing. Once we land,
00:36:46.190 --> 00:36:48.469
there's going to be intermixing of packages coming
00:36:48.469 --> 00:36:51.570
back on. Well, that's what I was saying. I wasn't
00:36:51.570 --> 00:36:54.510
disagreeing with you. I was agreeing with more
00:36:54.510 --> 00:36:59.309
of a suggestion plan. Maybe we could get him
00:36:59.309 --> 00:37:01.630
a little bit inebriated a little bit. I don't
00:37:01.630 --> 00:37:06.699
know if that helps the spell, but it might. Yeah,
00:37:06.739 --> 00:37:09.199
getting him to be raped is not hard. That's what
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:11.739
I'm saying. If we get him really drunk, like
00:37:11.739 --> 00:37:13.900
right before the landing, maybe that'll help
00:37:13.900 --> 00:37:18.360
our chances in the suggestion. So it sounds like
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:21.719
our plan is when we land, Ziofer gets him alone.
00:37:21.860 --> 00:37:24.059
She gets him to drink while they do their thing.
00:37:24.340 --> 00:37:26.639
Once they get alone, we kidnap the two of them.
00:37:26.989 --> 00:37:29.130
And we take the ring. I'm going to say kidnapping.
00:37:29.329 --> 00:37:32.869
It's more of a suggestion for him to just kind
00:37:32.869 --> 00:37:35.670
of get in a cart with us. Do you have morality
00:37:35.670 --> 00:37:41.389
problems? It's kidnapping. Let's not use that
00:37:41.389 --> 00:37:47.269
word. I just put my hands together like, Jesus
00:37:47.269 --> 00:37:51.829
Lord. I'm all the way. Please, if you're here.
00:37:52.590 --> 00:37:57.369
God do I understand that there's something different
00:37:57.369 --> 00:38:15.750
about it? I mean As far as the suggestion goes
00:38:15.750 --> 00:38:17.969
to I don't feel like it be terribly difficult
00:38:17.969 --> 00:38:22.420
to say Make my suggestion. Hey Baldwin You should
00:38:22.420 --> 00:38:30.500
take Seofra with you and some guards to XYZ for
00:38:30.500 --> 00:38:35.139
a fun romantic picnic or whatever. We destroy
00:38:35.139 --> 00:38:41.860
the guards, no witnesses, take Baldwin, do whatever
00:38:41.860 --> 00:38:44.039
we want with him, and Seofra can go back, a little
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:47.539
bruised up, a little banged up, and report that
00:38:47.539 --> 00:38:50.139
he got taken. Gonzo, what city are we going into
00:38:50.139 --> 00:38:52.590
again? I don't think you can. Flamekeep, the
00:38:52.590 --> 00:38:56.230
militarized city, right? No, that was the real
00:38:56.230 --> 00:39:00.510
place. Flamekeep is a... The religious one? Yeah,
00:39:00.530 --> 00:39:05.329
they're kind of... I just want to make sure,
00:39:05.389 --> 00:39:08.190
because I feel like that, if it's... Make sure
00:39:08.190 --> 00:39:09.909
it's not the military city. No, the military
00:39:09.909 --> 00:39:11.730
city, you guys, was the only corporate area,
00:39:11.789 --> 00:39:15.650
but you guys already passed it. Okay. Yeah. I
00:39:15.650 --> 00:39:19.159
mean, it... If the town guard, if you don't think
00:39:19.159 --> 00:39:21.380
the town guard would be watching, I think that
00:39:21.380 --> 00:39:25.519
might be a good idea. Can I roll a history check
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:28.599
on how, like, the good, the guards are, like,
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:32.019
the town guards are? I'm assuming we're moving
00:39:32.019 --> 00:39:36.119
stuff under the table to know that we paid off
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:39.679
the guards to not look at our shipments. Oh,
00:39:39.780 --> 00:39:41.699
yeah, you guys are just... I was more referring
00:39:41.699 --> 00:39:44.639
to his plan of, like, getting you guys into a
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:49.619
park. We take out the guards that you guys plan.
00:39:49.860 --> 00:39:53.059
Yeah. I was referring to like those city guards.
00:39:53.679 --> 00:39:55.880
Not like the poor part of it. I don't know if
00:39:55.880 --> 00:40:00.300
we get them out of the city. Yeah, that might
00:40:00.300 --> 00:40:07.260
be a good idea. I see what you're saying. You
00:40:07.260 --> 00:40:13.440
know, I've never really taken part in a... Uh,
00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:16.099
before, so I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna help.
00:40:16.219 --> 00:40:17.780
I'm just gonna help. Yeah, I've done these a
00:40:17.780 --> 00:40:20.719
couple times, so I'm on my lead. I mean, I haven't
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:22.920
been, I haven't kidnapped anybody, but as a bounty
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:25.159
hunter, you frequently extract people who you
00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:27.360
know want to be extracted from places. What the
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:29.900
fuck? That's literally kidnapping. No, it's,
00:40:30.019 --> 00:40:35.829
uh... That's a bounty thing. It's only kidnapping
00:40:35.829 --> 00:40:38.210
if you're not getting paid for it. Franklin's
00:40:38.210 --> 00:40:39.489
definitely looking at the rest of you like, can
00:40:39.489 --> 00:40:44.630
you believe this guy? If somebody pays a ransom
00:40:44.630 --> 00:40:47.849
note for a kidnapping... That's a bounty. As
00:40:47.849 --> 00:40:52.269
far as I'm concerned. I mean, you gotta have
00:40:52.269 --> 00:40:55.550
rules. Kids don't pay very much, so you gotta
00:40:55.550 --> 00:40:58.409
stick with your adults. You guys know how to
00:40:58.409 --> 00:41:02.489
pick them. Glad to have you. He just kind of
00:41:02.489 --> 00:41:07.130
came after Frankie. And he's been a cool guy.
00:41:07.829 --> 00:41:12.530
I was almost worried about you. And he just stares
00:41:12.530 --> 00:41:15.690
at you. Just stares at me. Like, no emotion at
00:41:15.690 --> 00:41:19.750
all. Blank face and was like, I'm just gonna...
00:41:19.750 --> 00:41:23.730
Frankie always said you were his favorite. God,
00:41:25.409 --> 00:41:30.179
that tells a lot about Frankie. surprised and
00:41:30.179 --> 00:41:32.079
displeased considering all the murdering they
00:41:32.079 --> 00:41:35.840
did together. Did that mean nothing? All those
00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:44.400
lives taken? Nick's was the most down. Everyone's
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:47.639
going to look at you and say, Franklin says I
00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:52.119
owe him favors now. Family favors that carry
00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:56.420
over. I didn't know that. Did you make a deal
00:41:56.420 --> 00:42:01.139
with him? They all made deals with Frankie. I
00:42:01.139 --> 00:42:05.219
don't think Franklin knows that I made a deal
00:42:05.219 --> 00:42:08.119
with Frankie. You don't think I would know that?
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:12.500
We never brought it up. Well, next it's going
00:42:12.500 --> 00:42:15.440
to show. So it sounds like we have a plan. We
00:42:15.440 --> 00:42:19.420
kidnap the man. Alright. Let's not say that.
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:23.800
Can we call it like Operation Black Hawk? Operation
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:32.429
Kidnap. Kidnap. Operation Cinnamon Biscuit. I
00:42:32.429 --> 00:42:41.489
like that. I like that, Harun. Operation Exterminate
00:42:41.489 --> 00:42:44.349
with Extreme Prejudice. That's a little far.
00:42:44.650 --> 00:42:47.210
You know what? I like Harun's suggestion as well.
00:42:47.230 --> 00:42:51.389
Cinnamon Biscuit. Why not? That's the great thing.
00:42:51.469 --> 00:42:54.170
You know it's a fucked up operation because it
00:42:54.170 --> 00:42:57.519
has such a sweet name. You know, it's pretty
00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:05.159
fair. I can't argue with that. You like that
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:08.340
one? I remember during the war, Operation Custard
00:43:08.340 --> 00:43:13.000
Pie. What happened? I don't remember that one.
00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:18.579
It was horrific. It was wet. It was so damp.
00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:40.130
And thanks. I was going to say, you doubled up.
00:43:40.789 --> 00:43:52.170
At least your babies are cuter than them. What
00:43:52.170 --> 00:43:57.190
would you say if it happened? Honestly, no judgment.
00:43:57.550 --> 00:44:00.889
Do we have cute babies? I can't tell. I think
00:44:00.889 --> 00:44:04.449
they're pretty cute. Pretty cute. Well, yeah.
00:44:04.590 --> 00:44:07.809
A lot of bias. A lot of bias once it came out
00:44:07.809 --> 00:44:10.170
of you. I still love how your son always has
00:44:10.170 --> 00:44:14.170
that look like a confusion on his face. As men,
00:44:14.210 --> 00:44:16.510
that's just how we are. But then his daughter
00:44:16.510 --> 00:44:18.349
just always looks like, ah! She's always smiling.
00:44:18.550 --> 00:44:22.550
She's always staring at me or something. One
00:44:22.550 --> 00:44:24.349
of them knows how you will die. The other knows
00:44:24.349 --> 00:44:34.510
when. Oh, God. Do not put that. She agrees. It's
00:44:34.510 --> 00:44:38.969
the psychic twins from American Dragon. Like
00:44:38.969 --> 00:44:40.869
the happy -go -lucky ones saw all the bad things.
00:44:42.789 --> 00:44:46.449
Yeah. She's fucking spitting facts right now.
00:44:46.570 --> 00:44:49.210
Spitting facts. Let them know. Alright, so I'm
00:44:49.210 --> 00:44:52.510
going to do this plan. It can be both. It can
00:44:52.510 --> 00:44:56.289
be both. I am here to help. If I can give you
00:44:56.289 --> 00:45:00.130
some guidance, I will. So you do know you're
00:45:00.130 --> 00:45:01.809
about a day and a half out from getting there?
00:45:01.909 --> 00:45:05.050
Okay. I can enhance your abilities if you need
00:45:05.050 --> 00:45:08.369
me to, but that's about all I can do. You hear
00:45:08.369 --> 00:45:11.469
a knock as you guys are discussing. I'm going
00:45:11.469 --> 00:45:14.429
to, yeah. It's Francois is kind of standing there.
00:45:14.929 --> 00:45:17.030
I'm going to raise my hand so he can speak, yeah.
00:45:17.449 --> 00:45:21.539
There's a note here for Lazaga. Oh, I snatched
00:45:21.539 --> 00:45:26.960
it from him. It's from Remy. Where's Frank Bloom?
00:45:27.739 --> 00:45:30.739
Thank you. Can you make some merch for the crew?
00:45:30.860 --> 00:45:33.219
I'm right next to him. Pulled up right behind
00:45:33.219 --> 00:45:36.239
me. Yes, ma 'am. He says, would you like anything?
00:45:36.760 --> 00:45:39.000
No, I'm good. Thank you very much. Like, total
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:42.480
bipolar mood swings. He kind of smiles, but then
00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:46.340
he also turns and runs before you. Doesn't say
00:45:46.340 --> 00:45:47.400
anything. Doesn't look at anybody else. Just
00:45:47.400 --> 00:45:48.440
looks at you. Doesn't look at anyone else and
00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:51.019
just goes. He's probably so terrified he wants
00:45:51.019 --> 00:45:55.079
to get laid by you. It's a fear boner. Many such
00:45:55.079 --> 00:46:01.139
cases. So the note is from Remy saying that he
00:46:01.139 --> 00:46:07.099
says just so you know I have a big supply of
00:46:07.099 --> 00:46:11.139
garlic that I have so I'm excited for new recipes
00:46:11.139 --> 00:46:16.320
and he says that I'll be we're going to be voyaging
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:19.739
out with With Baldwin, I would like it if he
00:46:19.739 --> 00:46:25.440
would join us. Is there a date? He knows you
00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:27.539
guys are going to be at the city. Oh, okay. He
00:46:27.539 --> 00:46:32.139
wants you to join for his cooking group. If you're
00:46:32.139 --> 00:46:39.900
available. For the supply journey. So, just out
00:46:39.900 --> 00:46:42.179
of curiosity, when we send off these letters
00:46:42.179 --> 00:46:46.179
to them, is it sealed up properly? It's just
00:46:46.179 --> 00:46:48.909
not a floating note. I thought, like, origami
00:46:48.909 --> 00:46:51.130
-ed into a bird. So it origami -ed into a bird,
00:46:51.190 --> 00:46:53.269
but, like, when you said when it got to me it
00:46:53.269 --> 00:46:55.050
was a letter. So I'm assuming it was an origami
00:46:55.050 --> 00:46:57.750
bird turned into a letter. Was it, like, sealed
00:46:57.750 --> 00:47:00.150
up? Yeah. Like an envelope? Yeah, so when you
00:47:00.150 --> 00:47:03.409
got it open for you. That was all the shopping
00:47:03.409 --> 00:47:05.230
was. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
00:47:06.449 --> 00:47:09.280
Uh... Like, oh, I got a nice little letter from
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:12.059
Remy, guys. He says he got a bunch of garlic,
00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:15.739
and he's expecting us when we get there to...
00:47:15.739 --> 00:47:17.139
And they're planning a feast for you to get there.
00:47:17.219 --> 00:47:19.260
Ooh, there's a feast. There's a feast in there.
00:47:19.539 --> 00:47:22.239
Do you know how long those envelopes take to
00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:25.940
deliver? I don't, but I was hoping to get a nice
00:47:25.940 --> 00:47:28.900
little letter out real quick to him before we
00:47:28.900 --> 00:47:31.059
go. Do you want me to add anything? You should
00:47:31.059 --> 00:47:34.579
say, turn around, and then maybe it'll deliver
00:47:34.579 --> 00:47:38.500
as we're there. Or it's going to be very confusing.
00:47:39.900 --> 00:47:42.440
One or the other. Might be a little bit of both,
00:47:42.539 --> 00:47:45.500
but I'll be sure to add that in there. I think
00:47:45.500 --> 00:47:48.780
you might end up staring at that. But I will
00:47:48.780 --> 00:47:56.920
write back, like, my dearest Remy. Franklin says
00:47:56.920 --> 00:48:01.739
hi. Excited with the garlic. We'll think of some
00:48:01.739 --> 00:48:05.550
recipes for you. And then in very small handwriting
00:48:05.550 --> 00:48:08.409
at the very bottom, I'm going to say, if you
00:48:08.409 --> 00:48:12.110
have anything that can put people to sleep very
00:48:12.110 --> 00:48:19.570
easily, be sure to knock it. What do you mean,
00:48:19.670 --> 00:48:22.030
who? You know what this is. I said, what are
00:48:22.030 --> 00:48:29.369
you writing there? I show them. Remy's cool.
00:48:29.690 --> 00:48:34.880
Remy is running. I agree with Franklin. Are you
00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:39.000
guys going to the whole war spy thing? Oh. You're
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:41.699
making a receipt to your evil plan. It's a paper
00:48:41.699 --> 00:48:44.539
trail. And it's not evil, but it is a paper trail.
00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:49.489
To Cinnamon... It's right there. Operation Cinnamon
00:48:49.489 --> 00:48:54.650
Business. I also imagine Lozagna's actually,
00:48:54.730 --> 00:48:58.570
he's reading. He's like, he's dictating. Lozagna
00:48:58.570 --> 00:49:02.349
talks as he's writing. The real question is,
00:49:02.369 --> 00:49:08.530
does Lozagna whisper when he writes small? She
00:49:08.530 --> 00:49:13.650
wants to know too. So I shouldn't put this part
00:49:13.650 --> 00:49:15.429
in there? Is that what you're saying? Please
00:49:15.429 --> 00:49:18.000
strike that from the record. I ruined hands on
00:49:18.000 --> 00:49:19.659
another piece of paper. Well, I was just going
00:49:19.659 --> 00:49:23.320
to rip it off from the bottom. It's like a continuing
00:49:23.320 --> 00:49:27.239
sentence. That's fair. I'll burn this later,
00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:30.139
don't worry. Can I take that piece of paper from
00:49:30.139 --> 00:49:33.420
you? Oh, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah. Oh, thank
00:49:33.420 --> 00:49:35.019
you. You're a fireman. I put it in my mouth.
00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:39.679
I eat it. Does it turn into fire? Throw a fireball
00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:45.760
at it. But, uh... It was a plan. It was a plan,
00:49:45.820 --> 00:49:48.119
right? I feel like that was a good idea. It was
00:49:48.119 --> 00:49:50.159
good. It didn't get checked. Like, my letter
00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:52.400
didn't get checked as it got here. The intentions
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:55.760
were good, but when we're... It's not so much,
00:49:55.780 --> 00:49:58.400
like, the delivery that is going to be bad. It
00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:02.440
would be after the fact. He has the letter. I
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:04.239
couldn't wear the gown, so I want to try to slide
00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:06.239
a hand to show him that people can fuck with
00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:08.079
letters without him knowing. Yeah, go ahead.
00:50:08.139 --> 00:50:09.780
I'll just slide a hand. I need... I'll just roll
00:50:09.780 --> 00:50:13.280
in there. Yeah, you can just roll in there. Do
00:50:13.280 --> 00:50:17.639
I roll against it? Do you want to roll? I just
00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:19.440
want to... Don't you dare say passive perception.
00:50:19.780 --> 00:50:20.880
What's your passive perception? Because his passive
00:50:20.880 --> 00:50:23.679
sleight of hand is literally my passive perception.
00:50:24.059 --> 00:50:25.059
Alright, then go ahead and roll your perception
00:50:25.059 --> 00:50:28.219
check. I rolled bad, but it's still pretty high.
00:50:28.420 --> 00:50:30.539
I rolled... I mean, my passive perception is
00:50:30.539 --> 00:50:32.980
18, I believe. I rolled exactly 18. I rolled
00:50:32.980 --> 00:50:36.860
a 3. There he goes then. Yeah, I got... What
00:50:36.860 --> 00:50:43.170
the fuck? My passive perception is 18. Wow. Yeah.
00:50:43.289 --> 00:50:45.130
So I want to show them the process of how you
00:50:45.130 --> 00:50:48.989
can like cleanly break a wax seal, open the letter,
00:50:49.090 --> 00:50:51.809
and then reseal it like no one touched it. But
00:50:51.809 --> 00:50:54.130
he barely caught that. So you did that right
00:50:54.130 --> 00:50:57.050
in front of him super fast and he barely caught
00:50:57.050 --> 00:51:00.429
that. So people with time. All right. All right.
00:51:00.489 --> 00:51:03.269
All right. I'm sorry. It was a thought. You said
00:51:03.269 --> 00:51:06.010
it's that you had trouble sleeping from that
00:51:06.010 --> 00:51:11.199
atrocity you committed. Why didn't I think of
00:51:11.199 --> 00:51:14.800
that before? What do you mean atrocities? Throw
00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:18.699
this dead paper away, put it out, and then pull
00:51:18.699 --> 00:51:23.300
out a new piece of paper. My dearest Remi. Really
00:51:23.300 --> 00:51:27.179
glad to see you when we get there. Be sure to
00:51:27.179 --> 00:51:30.699
pack some sleeping stuff. I've been having some
00:51:30.699 --> 00:51:35.679
trouble sleeping. It's been really hard on the
00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:43.340
road. Love, Lasagna. You didn't say Franklin
00:51:43.340 --> 00:51:46.619
said hi that time. Can I postscript something
00:51:46.619 --> 00:51:50.940
there at the bottom? Yeah. Oh, Franklin says
00:51:50.940 --> 00:51:54.480
hi. Let me write it. And I'll just write at the
00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:58.179
bottom, after Franklin says hi, I'll just write,
00:51:58.340 --> 00:52:02.940
you better have everything in tip -top shape.
00:52:03.440 --> 00:52:09.719
There's going to be a test. And then I fold it
00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:11.940
up, and then I just throw it out there. And as
00:52:11.940 --> 00:52:14.400
I throw it, it turns into an origami bird. Yeah,
00:52:14.420 --> 00:52:18.820
and it just flies out. Fire it. Son of a bitch.
00:52:19.900 --> 00:52:24.860
Do it again. Franklin's like, every time, ooh,
00:52:24.860 --> 00:52:30.539
I just want to do this. One of these days. This
00:52:30.539 --> 00:52:32.659
is a really funny thing, but I just realized
00:52:32.659 --> 00:52:35.880
that the spell knock would work on a Waxio. It's
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:43.840
a non -magical steel element. I mean, if it works,
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:48.320
it works. It's like you die. Do we have everything
00:52:48.320 --> 00:52:58.380
in order then? I think so. Montage? You just
00:52:58.380 --> 00:53:03.159
see Alfred going around the ship just like, watch
00:53:03.159 --> 00:53:05.420
this. And just terrorizing the ship showing her
00:53:05.420 --> 00:53:09.519
power? I'm trying to get my kicks in before I...
00:53:09.519 --> 00:53:11.840
I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm not going
00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:14.679
to be able to come back to this ship after this
00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:18.559
plane goes to ship. So I'm just enjoying it.
00:53:18.639 --> 00:53:20.500
And I'm taking Frank Laurent because I know he
00:53:20.500 --> 00:53:23.719
has a knack for this too. And we're just harassing
00:53:23.719 --> 00:53:27.480
these poor guys. Oh, yeah. No, I'm... I'm like...
00:53:27.630 --> 00:53:29.570
cool around people around my same level, but
00:53:29.570 --> 00:53:32.010
at second round, anybody who's, like, even slightly,
00:53:32.090 --> 00:53:36.369
like, subservient, boy, shut up. I feel like
00:53:36.369 --> 00:53:37.550
you guys are just going to never fuck with Thread
00:53:37.550 --> 00:53:43.190
and Claw. Do you have a telescope? Telescope?
00:53:44.010 --> 00:53:47.429
You have a spyglass. That's what I meant. An
00:53:47.429 --> 00:53:50.449
inanimate voice from nowhere. It's not just a
00:53:50.449 --> 00:53:52.809
regular spyglass. Yours is just, like, obviously
00:53:52.809 --> 00:53:55.210
just decked out. It's just really fancy, like,
00:53:55.210 --> 00:53:58.000
encrusted with, like, jewelry. It's a little
00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:01.639
gaudy. It's like wrapped in silver and gold anyway.
00:54:03.179 --> 00:54:06.579
I don't remember where I got it. It has our name
00:54:06.579 --> 00:54:10.480
on the side. Fuck. He's like, it's just a gift.
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:15.860
And it has your name? Yeah. It's cyan on the
00:54:15.860 --> 00:54:17.619
side. It doesn't say cyan. Yeah, there's a cyan
00:54:17.619 --> 00:54:21.840
on the side. And it has a heart and it has B
00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:24.349
on there. Yeah, we gotta get rid of both. Awesome.
00:54:24.829 --> 00:54:29.070
And then I keep it. This is unbearable. Bag of
00:54:29.070 --> 00:54:32.590
holding. It does not bother me at all. It's a
00:54:32.590 --> 00:54:36.090
fake name. Fake love. Well, I feel like Harun
00:54:36.090 --> 00:54:39.750
is completing his pirate outfit right now. Oh,
00:54:39.769 --> 00:54:41.789
Harun, do you want to go stealth mode for this?
00:54:42.989 --> 00:54:47.329
For now? Or you mean the Operation Cinnamon Biscuit?
00:54:47.530 --> 00:54:49.909
Operation Cinnamon Biscuit. I mean, I could.
00:54:49.989 --> 00:54:52.929
I am very stealthy. Well, I was thinking of like
00:54:52.929 --> 00:54:54.909
painting you black or something. So you blend
00:54:54.909 --> 00:54:59.550
in with the shadows. Oh, sorry. Not just his
00:54:59.550 --> 00:55:03.869
face. I got you. The author painted me once and
00:55:03.869 --> 00:55:07.829
put a wig on me. This is going to be different.
00:55:07.889 --> 00:55:09.969
This is going to be for some reasons and not
00:55:09.969 --> 00:55:16.190
pleasure. Which I can only assume because that's
00:55:16.190 --> 00:55:18.530
what it is. I don't think he's learned pleasure
00:55:18.530 --> 00:55:21.469
yet. No, but I think Sealford knows exactly what
00:55:21.469 --> 00:55:23.349
the treasure is. No idea what you're talking
00:55:23.349 --> 00:55:34.530
about. Exactly. She gets it. I think we're ready
00:55:34.530 --> 00:55:39.369
to get there, Mr. Dan. Yep. That's what that
00:55:39.369 --> 00:55:45.269
mission was for. Alright, so you guys are traveling.
00:55:45.469 --> 00:55:49.420
It's been about a day and a half. So it's been
00:55:49.420 --> 00:55:50.699
about a day. You guys are about halfway there,
00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:53.780
a few hours to get there. You know, the next
00:55:53.780 --> 00:55:56.440
night went by uneventful. So you guys are a few
00:55:56.440 --> 00:55:59.260
hours out. You know, the crew's getting ready
00:55:59.260 --> 00:56:03.480
as they're coming over as one of your shipmen
00:56:03.480 --> 00:56:07.139
walks up to you and says, Madam Cyan, we have
00:56:07.139 --> 00:56:08.780
all your paperwork in order for when we get to
00:56:08.780 --> 00:56:13.619
the port. Thank you very much. Also, do you want
00:56:13.619 --> 00:56:15.500
your food? Francois is asking if you want your
00:56:15.500 --> 00:56:18.409
food right now as well. You're mid -afternoon.
00:56:18.409 --> 00:56:22.630
Is he nude? Is this fucking... Tom, figure it
00:56:22.630 --> 00:56:28.110
out. Yeah, yes, ma 'am. Everyone has, like, a
00:56:28.110 --> 00:56:32.949
deep fear of Cyan. Fuck. Good. Like you're out
00:56:32.949 --> 00:56:35.829
of respect going around in your head. Every time
00:56:35.829 --> 00:56:37.849
you see... Every time you yell at someone, you
00:56:37.849 --> 00:56:41.409
see just Nick's kind of just nodding. Yeah. It's
00:56:41.409 --> 00:56:43.730
kind of... You think it's getting mental, Cyan.
00:56:44.139 --> 00:56:46.320
It's the first time he's ever taken notes. Yeah.
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:51.599
Okay. Okay. That's how you do it. He starts acting
00:56:51.599 --> 00:56:56.179
out on purpose. He's like, do you know who, my
00:56:56.179 --> 00:56:57.519
friend's running this bitch, what are you going
00:56:57.519 --> 00:56:59.900
to do? Oh, I thought he was acting out, so he'll
00:56:59.900 --> 00:57:04.019
throw it. Yeah, exactly. I think he likes the
00:57:04.019 --> 00:57:07.019
beat and the bad boy. Hey, see, Oprah, I dropped
00:57:07.019 --> 00:57:11.099
this, are you going to hit me? Please. I have
00:57:11.099 --> 00:57:19.980
friends who will walk over and spank you. I was
00:57:19.980 --> 00:57:22.559
like, I would be down until you send Francois
00:57:22.559 --> 00:57:24.079
and then I would try to intimidate him like,
00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:27.119
you better walk away. You see him walk over and
00:57:27.119 --> 00:57:29.599
he gets halfway through and he looks at you and
00:57:29.599 --> 00:57:31.900
just kind of like reassesses and just kind of,
00:57:32.059 --> 00:57:35.679
he knows he's taller than you, but he just, for
00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:37.320
a moment he looks, but then he just doesn't and
00:57:37.320 --> 00:57:40.860
just turns around. I think he's going to show
00:57:40.860 --> 00:57:49.889
up and be like in a bonded. I've been bad and
00:57:49.889 --> 00:57:51.449
they should still wear the championship belt
00:57:51.449 --> 00:58:04.469
too so oh there you go hey you guys are uh anything
00:58:04.469 --> 00:58:06.849
you want to do as you're preparing um everything
00:58:06.849 --> 00:58:09.829
is Yeah, so you have the paperwork. Yeah, what's
00:58:09.829 --> 00:58:11.550
on the paperwork? Is it like a manifest of what
00:58:11.550 --> 00:58:14.489
we're picking up? Yeah, so you know that the
00:58:14.489 --> 00:58:16.849
ship is being dropped off and it's going to be,
00:58:16.909 --> 00:58:19.869
the ship is going to be just standing there for
00:58:19.869 --> 00:58:23.449
a little while. But you know that there's no
00:58:23.449 --> 00:58:25.369
paperwork for the cargo that's being loaded onto
00:58:25.369 --> 00:58:27.650
the lightning rail that you're going to be taking
00:58:27.650 --> 00:58:31.030
with him to travel. Okay, and then obviously
00:58:31.030 --> 00:58:34.900
it's all coded. Yeah. From my times. bussing
00:58:34.900 --> 00:58:36.820
the stuff back and forth, do I understand what
00:58:36.820 --> 00:58:40.760
the code is and what's coming on? As you're going
00:58:40.760 --> 00:58:42.440
through the page, you do notice that there is
00:58:42.440 --> 00:58:45.539
some pages that is in Thieves' Camp. I have Thieves'
00:58:45.539 --> 00:58:51.260
Camp, so let me get that out. Yeah, so to them,
00:58:51.260 --> 00:58:52.800
it's just a regular manifest, but do you know
00:58:52.800 --> 00:58:55.739
that this is a shipment they're playing? I'm
00:58:55.739 --> 00:59:00.340
looking at my shorts. The original list that
00:59:00.340 --> 00:59:03.079
Sanford had wasn't also in Thieves' Camp, or
00:59:03.079 --> 00:59:04.920
did I just not know that? You didn't know that.
00:59:05.079 --> 00:59:08.739
No. You can't identify it. It's just normal text.
00:59:09.139 --> 00:59:13.039
Sure, sure, sure. But to him, or to her, you
00:59:13.039 --> 00:59:17.500
know, she knows. She knows. She knows. She knows.
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:24.400
She knows. He's canceled. Oh, fuck. Redacted,
00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:32.519
redacted. He finds it hilarious. That's because
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:43.400
she knows how he'll die. So, um, I would relay
00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:47.219
that to who, who mentioned shards last time?
00:59:47.239 --> 00:59:50.539
Lasagna and someone else. Harun. Harun. I would
00:59:50.539 --> 00:59:52.639
mention just you two. Remember, because Harun
00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:54.280
was specifically looking when he told you this.
00:59:54.280 --> 00:59:56.340
Yeah, so I'll tell you that. The next shipment
00:59:56.340 --> 01:00:03.460
coming in is the dragon shards. Yeah. I say to
01:00:03.460 --> 01:00:07.960
the group, who wanted one again? Thank you. I
01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:11.679
just wanted one so we could just see what it
01:00:11.679 --> 01:00:16.260
is. Figure it out. Well, roll me a contract.
01:00:16.519 --> 01:00:22.400
This is like a commonly known item. You guys
01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:26.199
are all magically in natural 20. First roll of
01:00:26.199 --> 01:00:29.000
the goddamn night. Not as good as 27. Well, I
01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:35.980
got a one. so you know that a lot of these are
01:00:35.980 --> 01:00:37.760
things that have like a lot of power stored in
01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:39.820
them so a lot of people use them for various
01:00:39.820 --> 01:00:45.980
things mostly other power source so but like
01:00:45.980 --> 01:00:48.500
do we know we don't know what they're planning
01:00:48.500 --> 01:00:50.400
on doing with them right they're the cores for
01:00:50.400 --> 01:00:55.760
the war that they want to build wait what did
01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:59.110
we know that he does frankie did Framie Franklin
01:00:59.110 --> 01:01:03.809
did. Oh, shit. I mentioned it to you. I knew
01:01:03.809 --> 01:01:06.250
the Warforged part. I don't think I heard the
01:01:06.250 --> 01:01:09.630
Shredding Trash limit just for energy. Yeah,
01:01:09.690 --> 01:01:10.550
this is the first time he's telling you guys
01:01:10.550 --> 01:01:12.349
that. Well, I knew that they were going to be
01:01:12.349 --> 01:01:14.929
using those to make a weapon. I just didn't know
01:01:14.929 --> 01:01:17.190
it was going to be multiple weapons. Howard,
01:01:17.429 --> 01:01:20.710
did you guys not? Do I have to spell it now?
01:01:20.929 --> 01:01:24.329
There was Warforged parts that looked just like
01:01:24.329 --> 01:01:28.159
him. Then I tell you they have boxes of batteries
01:01:28.159 --> 01:01:33.139
coming. What do you think this guy runs on? I
01:01:33.139 --> 01:01:34.860
don't know, my instinct was that they were going
01:01:34.860 --> 01:01:37.420
to use those to make a bomb. That's what I thought
01:01:37.420 --> 01:01:40.960
as well. Yeah, well, but I mean, if you have
01:01:40.960 --> 01:01:43.800
a bunch of... You have a self -destruct. Yeah,
01:01:43.800 --> 01:01:45.800
where's their switch? Yeah, where's the big red
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:48.059
button? I feel like I've never tried to find
01:01:48.059 --> 01:01:52.019
it. Hold on, but I think we're on to something,
01:01:52.119 --> 01:01:54.690
though. Like, if there's a bunch of them... Who's
01:01:54.690 --> 01:01:56.989
stopping them from creating, like, an ability
01:01:56.989 --> 01:01:58.969
that they can do where it is essentially like
01:01:58.969 --> 01:02:02.530
a bomb? Nothing. I mean, it's just raw power,
01:02:02.530 --> 01:02:04.690
essentially. Yeah, didn't you have, like, a guy
01:02:04.690 --> 01:02:06.429
that was, like, creating you that was really
01:02:06.429 --> 01:02:10.670
good at it, too? He died. Are we sure he died?
01:02:10.929 --> 01:02:14.289
Yeah, I was told he died. My instinct is always
01:02:14.289 --> 01:02:16.369
when people die that they haven't actually died.
01:02:16.510 --> 01:02:19.190
Unless I've done it. I believe you, Howard. It's
01:02:19.190 --> 01:02:21.570
just your memories have been a little shifty.
01:02:21.750 --> 01:02:25.139
I can be sure. They don't have a head. You don't
01:02:25.139 --> 01:02:27.300
come back from that. I love you, though, Haru.
01:02:28.800 --> 01:02:30.280
Well, do you guys want to roll a history check
01:02:30.280 --> 01:02:32.820
on that? Do you guys remember who Decaneth is?
01:02:33.860 --> 01:02:34.960
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
01:02:34.960 --> 01:02:36.480
know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
01:02:36.480 --> 01:02:43.340
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
01:02:43.340 --> 01:02:46.449
know. I rolled a natural one. Yeah, you were
01:02:46.449 --> 01:02:48.349
there for that. Cool, because I rolled a three.
01:02:48.769 --> 01:02:50.929
No, so you guys remember, I told you guys that
01:02:50.929 --> 01:02:52.469
you weren't there. Frankie was there, but he's
01:02:52.469 --> 01:02:55.809
not there. He's dead. I mean, I'm not saying
01:02:55.809 --> 01:02:59.590
your dad specifically. There could be other people
01:02:59.590 --> 01:03:04.849
out there designing these things. I mean... Stronger
01:03:04.849 --> 01:03:08.650
versions. My father was but a subsidiary of the
01:03:08.650 --> 01:03:11.630
company that decided to keep making Warforged
01:03:11.630 --> 01:03:14.699
after they were banned. But there were two that
01:03:14.699 --> 01:03:17.300
were fighting for dominance over the Kaneth family
01:03:17.300 --> 01:03:23.519
that may know something. Well, I think I figured
01:03:23.519 --> 01:03:26.760
it out. I was wrong about the influx of undead.
01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:29.320
I'm going to be using these dragon shards to
01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:32.860
supercharge Warforged, and then the emerald claw
01:03:32.860 --> 01:03:34.880
is going to use those to take over the world.
01:03:35.219 --> 01:03:39.460
They might be... I don't know. They're going
01:03:39.460 --> 01:03:41.690
to be able to talk some big stuff. Well, they're
01:03:41.690 --> 01:03:43.829
preparing for war currently, and they're going
01:03:43.829 --> 01:03:46.429
to be making super soldiers out of these. The
01:03:46.429 --> 01:03:48.550
Emerald Claw wants their power back, and they
01:03:48.550 --> 01:03:50.489
figured out that they can't use undead to do
01:03:50.489 --> 01:03:54.070
it. Oh, look at Lozagna. He still feels bad about
01:03:54.070 --> 01:03:55.869
this kidnapping plan, because I feel like it's
01:03:55.869 --> 01:03:58.409
worth it. Lozagna's just still, like, trying
01:03:58.409 --> 01:04:01.750
to take everything in, just like, like, what
01:04:01.750 --> 01:04:04.110
the fuck are we supposed to do here? They can
01:04:04.110 --> 01:04:06.869
make it make killers. They can gather it however
01:04:06.869 --> 01:04:08.969
far they want, but they're still missing a key.
01:04:09.449 --> 01:04:16.929
You guys know who that key is, right? What? The
01:04:16.929 --> 01:04:21.750
daughter? My sister. You see, I don't know why
01:04:21.750 --> 01:04:24.650
she keeps pronouncing her name like that. I thought
01:04:24.650 --> 01:04:26.829
I looked over to you. I forgot about her name.
01:04:26.949 --> 01:04:30.989
I just know her as the Elven Beauty. Smiler looking
01:04:30.989 --> 01:04:33.670
for my sister. So why do you think she was in
01:04:33.670 --> 01:04:36.630
hiding? Or why no one has built these robots
01:04:36.630 --> 01:04:44.219
till now? She's in a good spot, fairly well hidden
01:04:44.219 --> 01:04:48.659
away. Hey, I'm just trying to help you guys get
01:04:48.659 --> 01:04:50.360
there. I thought you guys were on the same page.
01:04:50.519 --> 01:04:52.719
I'm sorry, I get a little smug sometimes. I've
01:04:52.719 --> 01:04:55.880
been on that shit for way too long. I mean, you
01:04:55.880 --> 01:04:59.239
found out more shit than we did. We're on the
01:04:59.239 --> 01:05:01.679
goddamn ground, boots to the goddamn pavement.
01:05:02.039 --> 01:05:05.380
Hey, that's where it is, brother. We're going
01:05:05.380 --> 01:05:07.699
in, head first, trying to figure that shit out.
01:05:08.420 --> 01:05:11.539
I didn't go into the war. As boots on the ground.
01:05:12.119 --> 01:05:15.880
I was the ears of the ground. I got the directions.
01:05:16.239 --> 01:05:19.139
I was the one behind the lines. Now that you've
01:05:19.139 --> 01:05:23.559
patched up the holes that were there to begin
01:05:23.559 --> 01:05:28.219
with, we're all on the same page. We keep the
01:05:28.219 --> 01:05:33.679
ladies safe, we get Cinnamon Biscuit done, and
01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:37.679
then proceed from there. The easy part is ahead
01:05:37.679 --> 01:05:39.920
of us. The hard part is getting them to where
01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:43.179
we need them to. How long does your spell work
01:05:43.179 --> 01:05:47.699
for? The suggestion? Eight hours. I assume we
01:05:47.699 --> 01:05:51.179
can get our appropriate distance away. As long
01:05:51.179 --> 01:05:55.079
as we're outside the city by eight hours. Then
01:05:55.079 --> 01:05:58.159
we can go unwilling as much as we want. Yeah,
01:05:58.159 --> 01:06:05.079
so you guys are... But if somebody else has a
01:06:05.079 --> 01:06:08.440
saving throw thing, I do have mine sliver so
01:06:08.440 --> 01:06:10.719
I can mindfuck him and make him more susceptible
01:06:10.719 --> 01:06:15.940
to whatever saves. Hilarious. That is fear. I
01:06:15.940 --> 01:06:20.440
have fear too. Just screaming down the aisle.
01:06:21.579 --> 01:06:24.039
I have to hit someone for my fear to go work.
01:06:24.739 --> 01:06:27.780
I have to spell fear so I can just make him go
01:06:27.780 --> 01:06:31.389
run away. I don't have too much on that. I can
01:06:31.389 --> 01:06:34.710
go invisible. I can comprehend all spoken languages.
01:06:35.050 --> 01:06:38.070
I can also go invisible. But I do have, like,
01:06:38.090 --> 01:06:41.130
a spell that will just teleport in unwillingly.
01:06:41.949 --> 01:06:44.210
And also greater invisibility, so I could just
01:06:44.210 --> 01:06:47.849
be invisible and be... You should have led with
01:06:47.849 --> 01:06:50.909
that, Franklin. Why? It seems more fun. I like
01:06:50.909 --> 01:06:55.710
a little bit of mayhem with my subterfuge. I
01:06:55.710 --> 01:06:58.210
mean, I have a spell that could kind of make
01:06:58.210 --> 01:07:01.730
it a little bit easier, but... I feel like it's
01:07:01.730 --> 01:07:03.889
a very well -known spell and people are going
01:07:03.889 --> 01:07:14.369
to see it happen. It'll help with the saving
01:07:14.369 --> 01:07:21.050
throws. Well, yeah. But it's a verbal. I mean,
01:07:21.090 --> 01:07:28.179
if we suggest them, like, far away, right? Because
01:07:28.179 --> 01:07:30.099
we just have to get Baldwin. Baldwin doesn't
01:07:30.099 --> 01:07:32.820
seem like too bright of a guy. So I think we
01:07:32.820 --> 01:07:35.719
get him far enough away. Oh, it's after? Oh,
01:07:35.739 --> 01:07:38.280
okay. I think you hit him with Bane. Okay. And
01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:40.199
then, I don't know, I could hit him with all
01:07:40.199 --> 01:07:43.179
of us slow. Got it, got it, got it. Got it, okay.
01:07:43.500 --> 01:07:45.420
I thought you were talking about in the city.
01:07:45.539 --> 01:07:49.599
Okay, I understand. No. We're good. Okay, so
01:07:49.599 --> 01:07:52.440
you guys formulated your plan. Yeah, so it's
01:07:52.440 --> 01:07:54.480
a couple hours in the past. You guys are loading
01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:57.360
up. How did you get through that? He is the city
01:07:57.360 --> 01:08:00.780
of Flanky. And, um, you know, you're unloading,
01:08:00.780 --> 01:08:04.840
and you're kind of like in this port. You see
01:08:04.840 --> 01:08:07.300
a carriage, several carriages actually, rolling
01:08:07.300 --> 01:08:13.360
up. One of them, real gaudy, has a big... It
01:08:13.360 --> 01:08:15.559
just has a B on the side of it. Yeah, it has
01:08:15.559 --> 01:08:18.220
a big, it has a D .O .R .I. symbol on there,
01:08:18.239 --> 01:08:22.079
the crest. Um, as you see, you see them kind
01:08:22.079 --> 01:08:25.739
of... I'm gonna choke back and vomit in my mouth.
01:08:26.010 --> 01:08:28.789
With a big smile and a strong laugh. Yeah, as
01:08:28.789 --> 01:08:34.350
you see Baldwin coming out of this gaudy carriage.
01:08:34.729 --> 01:08:39.430
As you see, he sees, uh, he sees Cyan! As he
01:08:39.430 --> 01:08:42.090
kind of gestures over to you and kind of just...
01:08:42.090 --> 01:08:45.069
As I'm dying inside. As you see him walking over,
01:08:45.149 --> 01:08:47.750
as he can just come, my darling. That's it. The
01:08:47.750 --> 01:08:53.130
Whisper of Zero Four Watch Festivals. One smirk
01:08:53.130 --> 01:08:55.710
comes up. And then I give him my kiss on each
01:08:55.710 --> 01:08:59.109
cheek. Yeah. And then he takes your hand. And
01:08:59.109 --> 01:09:00.810
then you see him just start kissing you on the
01:09:00.810 --> 01:09:03.350
arm. I stop when we start getting, like, too
01:09:03.350 --> 01:09:05.470
aggressive up to, like, towards the elbow. Harun
01:09:05.470 --> 01:09:08.109
takes out champagne and pours two glasses off
01:09:08.109 --> 01:09:10.470
for it to him. He's like, oh, you've trained
01:09:10.470 --> 01:09:12.729
your steps real well. Only the best for mine.
01:09:13.270 --> 01:09:15.710
Do you have your maid's outfit on? I definitely
01:09:15.710 --> 01:09:20.789
would have swapped out. And he said, I've missed
01:09:20.789 --> 01:09:24.970
you, my darling. It's been far too long. So what's
01:09:24.970 --> 01:09:28.109
the plans for today? Well, I figured we could,
01:09:28.270 --> 01:09:31.369
before we head out tomorrow, we could spend a
01:09:31.369 --> 01:09:36.409
day together, just you and I. I like that. Any
01:09:36.409 --> 01:09:43.170
locations? I'm so tired of the... and the city
01:09:43.170 --> 01:09:46.670
lights. Is there somewhere outside, a little
01:09:46.670 --> 01:09:50.109
bit of the countryside we can see? You mean like
01:09:50.109 --> 01:09:53.270
a cabin of some sorts? That sounds so much more
01:09:53.270 --> 01:09:55.770
calming. On the lake? Do you want to be near
01:09:55.770 --> 01:09:58.750
the water? Do I know anything about where that
01:09:58.750 --> 01:10:02.109
lake would roughly be located? Is it like secluded?
01:10:02.449 --> 01:10:03.810
You don't really know the geography of the city
01:10:03.810 --> 01:10:05.810
that well. Actually, roll me History, see if
01:10:05.810 --> 01:10:08.409
you know the... Can I roll too? Roll me a history
01:10:08.409 --> 01:10:14.029
check. I said I've been doing a lot of maps.
01:10:15.130 --> 01:10:17.369
Roll me a history check to see if you've got
01:10:17.369 --> 01:10:25.170
anything in your maps. 18, 19 plus... I don't
01:10:25.170 --> 01:10:28.989
know. After he hands off the shaman, he goes
01:10:28.989 --> 01:10:33.430
through all of his maps. Let me pull up my real
01:10:33.430 --> 01:10:39.500
map. Because their flame keep is like on a body
01:10:39.500 --> 01:10:41.720
of water. Or not on, but like basically right
01:10:41.720 --> 01:10:44.239
next to it. Oh yeah, you're next to the body
01:10:44.239 --> 01:10:47.359
of water, yeah. So he's talking more about like,
01:10:47.439 --> 01:10:50.279
not the lake lake, but like the kind of big body
01:10:50.279 --> 01:10:52.199
of water there? Yeah, he just said lake because
01:10:52.199 --> 01:10:53.979
he's talking out of his ass. He doesn't know
01:10:53.979 --> 01:10:57.159
shit. He's a rich asshole. He doesn't know a
01:10:57.159 --> 01:11:00.220
lake from, you know, a bay, whatever. You hear
01:11:00.220 --> 01:11:02.319
one of his assistants like, you mean the river?
01:11:02.359 --> 01:11:06.619
He just ignores him and says shut up. And he
01:11:06.619 --> 01:11:11.000
says, we can go near the water. You see him snap.
01:11:11.239 --> 01:11:13.479
As he starts snapping, it's not even looking
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:16.720
at him. And he comes over and says, find us a
01:11:16.720 --> 01:11:19.100
cabin near the water. We're going to have ourselves
01:11:19.100 --> 01:11:22.920
a romantic getaway. I pull out a map to one of
01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:28.340
his assistants and show him a map. And I'm like,
01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:33.260
maybe point something out. As you see, Baldwin
01:11:33.260 --> 01:11:37.310
says, Just find me somewhere where we're not
01:11:37.310 --> 01:11:40.210
near a lot of scum. I can help lead you there.
01:11:40.569 --> 01:11:43.609
I'm very good with the forest. I'm so glad you
01:11:43.609 --> 01:11:46.590
got some skilled help. It's so hard to find you.
01:11:46.609 --> 01:11:50.850
I have no idea. My tarot goes on that boat. You
01:11:50.850 --> 01:11:55.329
see him. You've been accompanying them as he
01:11:55.329 --> 01:11:58.649
takes off his coat and he hands it to you. Be
01:11:58.649 --> 01:12:02.050
a deer and take this for me. I love deer and
01:12:02.050 --> 01:12:05.359
I take it. I was friends with a deer, actually,
01:12:05.460 --> 01:12:08.060
back home. I'm gonna nudge him in the ribs. He's
01:12:08.060 --> 01:12:11.560
like, just go, just go. What did I do? Did you
01:12:11.560 --> 01:12:12.939
see one of his sisters kind of takes from you
01:12:12.939 --> 01:12:15.500
and just kind of walks away? He didn't even look
01:12:15.500 --> 01:12:16.420
at you when he gave it to you. He just kind of
01:12:16.420 --> 01:12:17.659
handed it, expecting that you were just going
01:12:17.659 --> 01:12:20.520
to take it. His name was Alphonse, by the way.
01:12:22.460 --> 01:12:24.100
He said, sure, sure. He doesn't even look at
01:12:24.100 --> 01:12:26.600
you or acknowledge you. Yes, Harum, the deer.
01:12:28.359 --> 01:12:30.859
And he says, are you bringing your help along?
01:12:31.199 --> 01:12:34.069
I know the... The gadget man over there, he...
01:12:34.069 --> 01:12:37.210
Just to ruin with us specifically, they'll help
01:12:37.210 --> 01:12:41.270
secure the way. Whatever you need, it is at my
01:12:41.270 --> 01:12:49.449
test. Does he give back rubs? Yes. My hands just
01:12:49.449 --> 01:12:57.090
go... I'm ready. Fury blows. Yeah. Back rubs.
01:12:57.229 --> 01:13:02.920
Donkey punch. Damn. We're trying to get the ring
01:13:02.920 --> 01:13:06.300
off, not kill the guy. No, no, no. Baldwin says,
01:13:06.420 --> 01:13:08.340
but first I want to take you out to dinner. I
01:13:08.340 --> 01:13:10.819
want to make sure you're... I'm so exhausted.
01:13:10.920 --> 01:13:12.739
Can we go there first? It sounds so good when
01:13:12.739 --> 01:13:15.260
you mentioned it. I'm an excellent cook. Yes,
01:13:15.260 --> 01:13:19.220
the robot is an excellent cook. Who's here playing
01:13:19.220 --> 01:13:21.619
the part for this guy? I had to hire some help
01:13:21.619 --> 01:13:23.399
because the last crew wasn't really very good
01:13:23.399 --> 01:13:27.300
at securing the goods. Okay. Those train parts
01:13:27.300 --> 01:13:29.539
are so expensive. Yeah, the train parts are very
01:13:29.539 --> 01:13:33.329
expensive. Just make sure that they keep their
01:13:33.329 --> 01:13:36.609
hands off of the crates. If they know what's
01:13:36.609 --> 01:13:38.810
good for them. I'd like to offer him a cinnamon
01:13:38.810 --> 01:13:43.409
biscuit and I'll have it on a very nice piece
01:13:43.409 --> 01:13:46.109
of satin fabric that I stole from Siafra's room.
01:13:46.390 --> 01:13:50.529
No, from around the top of the spice glass. The
01:13:50.529 --> 01:13:54.170
same silver. Oh, there you go. He just kind of
01:13:54.170 --> 01:13:56.770
takes it and says, oh, this is delicious. Did
01:13:56.770 --> 01:14:01.170
Francois make this? I made this. I'm gonna whisper
01:14:01.170 --> 01:14:12.289
in Elvish. Soon. Tonight. You fucker. You see,
01:14:12.430 --> 01:14:18.789
they're loading the ship with some stuff. He
01:14:18.789 --> 01:14:24.750
says, we'll go to the train after. We're leaving
01:14:24.750 --> 01:14:26.090
tomorrow morning. We can spend the night in the
01:14:26.090 --> 01:14:29.869
cabin. Just you and I. And my guards will stand
01:14:29.869 --> 01:14:32.569
outside, make sure we're safe. Good thinking.
01:14:34.670 --> 01:14:38.710
If you'd like, later, I may... He needs someone
01:14:38.710 --> 01:14:42.529
to blast. That's what that is. It's more believable.
01:14:42.529 --> 01:14:45.470
You'll harvest. You feel a firm hand grab your
01:14:45.470 --> 01:14:48.689
shoulder. Son of a bitch. And I turn around,
01:14:48.909 --> 01:14:51.510
and do I see Wallace? Oh, yeah. He stabs him.
01:14:51.930 --> 01:14:55.350
I initiate our secret handshake. Yes, canon.
01:14:55.649 --> 01:14:57.850
It's canon, yeah. He initiates it and he brings
01:14:57.850 --> 01:15:01.250
it in and he says, My friend. Oh, how have you
01:15:01.250 --> 01:15:05.069
been? I've been well. Been busy taking care of...
01:15:05.069 --> 01:15:07.810
And he whispers this fucking asshole. Understood.
01:15:08.489 --> 01:15:14.289
I had to go with him on his date. Franklin's
01:15:14.289 --> 01:15:17.489
like, oh yeah, huh? I can only imagine. I polished
01:15:17.489 --> 01:15:19.529
off the rest of that brandy that you gave me,
01:15:19.689 --> 01:15:23.909
always in a celebratory fashion. He's like, do
01:15:23.909 --> 01:15:25.550
you have your flask with you? Of course I do.
01:15:25.590 --> 01:15:28.310
He takes it and just refills it. Oh, you're a
01:15:28.310 --> 01:15:32.989
man after my own heart, Wallace. And he turns
01:15:32.989 --> 01:15:38.069
to you like this, where's Frankie? Everyone steps
01:15:38.069 --> 01:15:40.869
away and leaves everyone for a second. You hear
01:15:40.869 --> 01:15:44.069
him say Frankie. You talking about my brother?
01:15:45.340 --> 01:15:49.479
He looks at you and like, you sound familiar.
01:15:49.520 --> 01:15:50.680
I don't think I ever got your name, but I've
01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:54.779
seen you a few times. This is Franklin. I was
01:15:54.779 --> 01:15:57.399
on briefly to train Remy. Yeah, Franklin, he's
01:15:57.399 --> 01:16:01.239
cool with us. And I kind of wink at him. I'll
01:16:01.239 --> 01:16:06.739
wink at him too. And I'll put my hand on Wallace's
01:16:06.739 --> 01:16:10.640
shoulder and say, it's going to be okay. I thought
01:16:10.640 --> 01:16:12.739
you were going to say, you like that flask I
01:16:12.739 --> 01:16:17.390
gave you? He said, uh... What happened? Where's
01:16:17.390 --> 01:16:20.689
Fragan? Listen, uh... There's no easy way to
01:16:20.689 --> 01:16:26.810
put it. He's dead. Son of a bitch. Did he owe
01:16:26.810 --> 01:16:29.470
you money, too? No, he gave me this flask. Oh,
01:16:29.489 --> 01:16:33.890
yeah, that's right. He's just like... He said,
01:16:33.909 --> 01:16:36.630
here's to Fragan as he takes a chug. Can I take
01:16:36.630 --> 01:16:38.909
a chug with you? Cheers. As he hands it over
01:16:38.909 --> 01:16:41.810
to you and says... Take a big ol' flask, especially
01:16:41.810 --> 01:16:44.239
for what we're about to do. Or a big ol' drink
01:16:44.239 --> 01:16:47.720
of the flask. I like to be fully present. So,
01:16:47.800 --> 01:16:50.619
are you just chugging? Because it doesn't stop
01:16:50.619 --> 01:16:52.340
as you're chugging. Well, it'll probably be like,
01:16:52.359 --> 01:16:54.520
you know, like a good shot or two, you know.
01:16:54.619 --> 01:16:56.779
Take a mouthful. Yeah, take a mouthful and then...
01:16:56.779 --> 01:17:05.119
He's laughing. Yeah, that's some good stuff.
01:17:05.520 --> 01:17:07.500
Frankie would like that. He looks at Frank and
01:17:07.500 --> 01:17:10.739
says, would you like? Frankie never drank. Well,
01:17:10.739 --> 01:17:14.260
I was more afraid to... How he, you know, always
01:17:14.260 --> 01:17:17.619
served us alcohol. Oh, my God. Yes, Franklin
01:17:17.619 --> 01:17:20.079
would love to be remembered, purely for his bartending
01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:22.640
prowess. He was a great bartender. He really
01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:27.199
was. He looks at Franklin with the flask and
01:17:27.199 --> 01:17:32.520
says, Would you like a swig? No, I tell him I'd
01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:37.039
like to say holy present. All right. Well, Nick,
01:17:37.100 --> 01:17:40.760
Wallace is offering a drink of his unlimited
01:17:40.760 --> 01:17:42.560
flask right now. All right, we'll take a shot.
01:17:43.539 --> 01:17:46.680
Frank was just turning it down. All right, go
01:17:46.680 --> 01:17:51.199
until I can. Maybe we hold on and not get sloppy
01:17:51.199 --> 01:17:54.720
immediately before. You see Nix kind of jump
01:17:54.720 --> 01:17:59.659
up and just... I look at Frank and I'm like,
01:17:59.720 --> 01:18:03.659
this is... I can't stop. As Nix is... It's been
01:18:03.659 --> 01:18:05.840
like 30 seconds and he has not stopped. I'm going
01:18:05.840 --> 01:18:09.960
to grab it. As Nix... Go ahead and roll me a
01:18:09.960 --> 01:18:11.600
con save, because you've been through for 30
01:18:11.600 --> 01:18:17.260
seconds straight. Sorry, there's a guy opening
01:18:17.260 --> 01:18:22.159
Emily's car door. Oh my god. A dude? Like, deadass.
01:18:24.840 --> 01:18:27.500
Someone call her. No, I just hit her up. I'm
01:18:27.500 --> 01:18:31.199
just trying to... At your house? Like, right
01:18:31.199 --> 01:18:34.979
now? No, not... No, he was a door dasher. The
01:18:34.979 --> 01:18:38.960
fuck? Opened her car door and then put the food
01:18:38.960 --> 01:18:43.899
inside her car. Yeah would be unlocked I guess
01:18:43.899 --> 01:18:52.539
you didn't lock her car, but Yeah, well you might
01:18:52.539 --> 01:18:56.979
get free door to dash for a year Yeah, turn this
01:18:56.979 --> 01:19:05.100
guy into a missing persons case You've been chugging
01:19:05.100 --> 01:19:06.380
for like 30 seconds straight. Are you drinking?
01:19:06.619 --> 01:19:09.739
Yeah, I'm drinking. That one don't count unless
01:19:09.739 --> 01:19:15.140
it's a natural 20. Chris. Uh, 20. Yeah, you're
01:19:15.140 --> 01:19:18.300
good. But, um, guys, if you... I'll always just
01:19:18.300 --> 01:19:20.579
try to grab this from you. Go ahead and roll
01:19:20.579 --> 01:19:25.640
your opposing strike checks. All right. Fuck
01:19:25.640 --> 01:19:37.590
yeah, baby. 21. He was so concentrated on the
01:19:37.590 --> 01:19:41.689
drinking that you'll have his hand. And I'm going
01:19:41.689 --> 01:19:43.310
to hand it back to Wallace. He just looks at
01:19:43.310 --> 01:19:47.949
you and just, I'm impressed. I've never seen
01:19:47.949 --> 01:19:50.270
someone handle their alcohol like that. Except
01:19:50.270 --> 01:19:53.250
for me. He's gotten a lot of experience since
01:19:53.250 --> 01:19:55.510
last we've seen you. He's got no gagging reflex.
01:19:56.430 --> 01:19:59.210
Yeah, I'm just built differently. He says, I'll
01:19:59.210 --> 01:20:00.229
have to take you out for a drink one of these
01:20:00.229 --> 01:20:08.279
days. That's the one. I can assure you if you
01:20:08.279 --> 01:20:12.100
do that, it'll drain your wallet. I've never
01:20:12.100 --> 01:20:14.979
lost a drinking contest in my life. Okay, let's
01:20:14.979 --> 01:20:17.079
try this right here, right now, buddy. Oh, well,
01:20:17.180 --> 01:20:27.140
we gotta... We gotta take care of... Hold off
01:20:27.140 --> 01:20:32.760
for now. Okay. Yeah, as a... Uh, Wallace says,
01:20:32.939 --> 01:20:37.380
uh, he turns to, uh, he says, uh, Lady Cyan,
01:20:37.680 --> 01:20:40.279
my nephew and I will be accompanying you on your
01:20:40.279 --> 01:20:45.899
excursion. To the cabin? Yes, we're your guards.
01:20:46.479 --> 01:20:49.760
Oh, you made it sound like a boy was coming with
01:20:49.760 --> 01:20:52.319
us. No, my nephew. And he comes over and, like,
01:20:52.359 --> 01:20:55.060
you see, it's a young elf man who's, like, looks
01:20:55.060 --> 01:20:59.640
like he's, like, early 20s. Okay. He's in training.
01:20:59.760 --> 01:21:03.000
Please. He is trying his best. He will. He's
01:21:03.000 --> 01:21:06.060
a good, hearty young man. Who's saying this?
01:21:06.460 --> 01:21:10.079
Wallace. Wait, we met his... Yeah. Oh, we met
01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:12.319
him already. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we already dealt
01:21:12.319 --> 01:21:15.119
with him. Yeah. We'll deal with him tonight,
01:21:15.180 --> 01:21:18.920
too. He's the nephew that you guys... So, yeah,
01:21:18.920 --> 01:21:20.479
you guys already met with him. He kind of just
01:21:20.479 --> 01:21:23.020
looks... He comes back at this point and goes,
01:21:23.279 --> 01:21:28.920
Hey! He's like, You guys were on the rail with
01:21:28.920 --> 01:21:33.119
me. Yeah. He's like, I recognize the tall ladder
01:21:33.119 --> 01:21:37.199
guy. I'm good friends with your uncle. Yeah,
01:21:37.199 --> 01:21:42.119
he's a good man. I want to, like, give him a
01:21:42.119 --> 01:21:45.260
hug. And then as I'm hugging him, I'm going to
01:21:45.260 --> 01:21:50.560
be like, you'll be all right. He just has a little
01:21:50.560 --> 01:21:56.390
confusion. so much ominous forewarning tonight
01:21:56.390 --> 01:21:59.289
all you gotta do is lay down and close your eyes
01:21:59.289 --> 01:22:06.449
tonight you he's like if you hear something tonight
01:22:06.449 --> 01:22:13.130
no you didn't operation hand banana tonight so
01:22:13.130 --> 01:22:17.529
yeah they're packing the bags as you see another
01:22:19.760 --> 01:22:21.979
assistant for Baldwin comes up and he hands him
01:22:21.979 --> 01:22:23.579
some paperwork and he kind of just issues him
01:22:23.579 --> 01:22:25.340
and if you see him like put some other paperwork
01:22:25.340 --> 01:22:33.680
inside inside the uh perception check yeah can
01:22:33.680 --> 01:22:35.359
I also do a perception check but for something
01:22:35.359 --> 01:22:37.979
else yeah what do you perceive it for me grab
01:22:37.979 --> 01:22:43.100
it yeah is he coming with us uh so right now
01:22:43.100 --> 01:22:47.739
so I think they're gonna use the room 30 20.
01:22:48.829 --> 01:22:51.310
You don't see Remy anywhere. So right now this
01:22:51.310 --> 01:22:54.989
is just... They're loading... You had heard him
01:22:54.989 --> 01:22:56.970
say they're loading elsewhere for the lightning
01:22:56.970 --> 01:22:59.329
round. This is just the port for the ships, the
01:22:59.329 --> 01:23:01.489
flying ships coming in. Bonnie and Earl are separate,
01:23:01.649 --> 01:23:06.409
but Remy will be with lightning round. Yeah.
01:23:06.909 --> 01:23:08.710
I mean, you saw paperwork. You're assuming it's
01:23:08.710 --> 01:23:11.170
probably paperwork for the shipments that they're
01:23:11.170 --> 01:23:14.149
loading in. I mean, but it's going inside of
01:23:14.149 --> 01:23:23.270
his fancy -ass wagon that he got. He says, your
01:23:23.270 --> 01:23:27.930
assistants can ride in one of the other carts
01:23:27.930 --> 01:23:30.829
if they fit. I don't care. Or if there's a wagon,
01:23:30.949 --> 01:23:33.310
they can haul them in there. I would never burden
01:23:33.310 --> 01:23:35.869
you with transportation. I shall run alongside.
01:23:36.189 --> 01:23:39.750
And I pull out the little beeper. Beep, beep.
01:23:40.909 --> 01:23:45.189
And it comes out on its own. Like a P8 engine.
01:23:46.329 --> 01:23:49.319
He says, wow, that's nice. How much do you want
01:23:49.319 --> 01:23:52.600
for it? I don't have one of those yet. 50 ,000
01:23:52.600 --> 01:24:00.439
gold. He looks at you and says, No, no, that's
01:24:00.439 --> 01:24:03.239
far too much for that. It's limited edition.
01:24:04.279 --> 01:24:06.600
Yeah, so you haven't seen one of these before,
01:24:06.720 --> 01:24:09.859
right? Well, since I don't have one, I'll see
01:24:09.859 --> 01:24:12.479
if I can get another one. That's alright. This
01:24:12.479 --> 01:24:18.220
is the only thing I've ever heard. Did you hear
01:24:18.220 --> 01:24:21.300
what he said? I said, that's fine. I thought
01:24:21.300 --> 01:24:23.260
we were going to do it with a high roller. He
01:24:23.260 --> 01:24:29.199
looks at us like, Cheyenne, get your staff. Keep
01:24:29.199 --> 01:24:33.500
them in line. I'm going to walk over and I just
01:24:33.500 --> 01:24:37.520
slap you super hard across your face. Oh yeah,
01:24:37.579 --> 01:24:40.619
no, there's like zero emotion, and his eyes have
01:24:40.619 --> 01:24:52.840
not opened. And he says, thank you. Baldwin,
01:24:52.840 --> 01:24:56.159
how long is it going to take for us to get there?
01:24:58.279 --> 01:25:02.779
He says, I don't know. Ask the help. You're the
01:25:02.779 --> 01:25:08.079
help. You find out for me. Wallace, how long
01:25:08.079 --> 01:25:10.279
is it going to take for us to get there? The
01:25:10.279 --> 01:25:12.180
ride's about a few hours. That'll be like two
01:25:12.180 --> 01:25:14.539
or three. All right. Sounds good. I can bump
01:25:14.539 --> 01:25:19.680
that down to an hour and a half. I don't know
01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:22.479
why I just picture your heart is like... sprinting
01:25:22.479 --> 01:25:24.619
in front of the wagons and the wagons just chasing
01:25:24.619 --> 01:25:27.399
them behind them. He just takes them like, we
01:25:27.399 --> 01:25:30.500
don't even know how to drive. You see the horses
01:25:30.500 --> 01:25:33.619
there and he grabs a bit and he's charging. He
01:25:33.619 --> 01:25:37.260
puts the bit in his mouth. The horses are trying
01:25:37.260 --> 01:25:40.319
to keep up with him. Gotta show up these horses.
01:25:41.020 --> 01:25:45.000
You see him running ahead of them with Nix. Y
01:25:45.000 --> 01:25:47.899
'all ain't shit. Yeah, Nix in my back was just
01:25:47.899 --> 01:25:49.670
like... Everyone's running backwards, making
01:25:49.670 --> 01:25:53.149
eye contact with your horse. I'd like to get
01:25:53.149 --> 01:25:56.770
a count of the guards as we take off. So, um...
01:25:56.770 --> 01:25:59.609
I know there's Wallace and his nephew. Yeah,
01:25:59.649 --> 01:26:06.949
Wallace goes into the carriage. So, Siofra and
01:26:06.949 --> 01:26:10.289
Baldwin go into one carriage with Wallace and
01:26:10.289 --> 01:26:13.609
another assistant. And then his nephew and another
01:26:13.609 --> 01:26:16.789
driver are on his carriage. And then there's
01:26:16.789 --> 01:26:19.119
two guards. each carriage, and there's three
01:26:19.119 --> 01:26:21.340
separate carriages, so there are six other guards,
01:26:21.500 --> 01:26:23.600
because there's two carriages. Six in total?
01:26:23.779 --> 01:26:26.739
Yeah. Well, six other guards, not including the
01:26:26.739 --> 01:26:29.439
two others. Eight in total. Eight in total? Yeah.
01:26:29.680 --> 01:26:33.220
We didn't get two smiles out of you? What? Two
01:26:33.220 --> 01:26:36.140
smiles out of you? But yeah, because I have natural
01:26:36.140 --> 01:26:38.840
explore, I get there quicker. Yeah, so you guys
01:26:38.840 --> 01:26:40.979
are going to have a quick pace. As you notice,
01:26:41.100 --> 01:26:44.859
can I say something before we leave? Yeah. I
01:26:44.859 --> 01:26:48.779
just wanted to be an eagle, a giant eagle in
01:26:48.779 --> 01:26:52.000
the sky. Just getting a bird's eye view. Scree!
01:26:52.260 --> 01:26:54.680
Okay. And then if we need to, you know, if anything
01:26:54.680 --> 01:26:59.239
comes up, I'll be able to let people know. I'll
01:26:59.239 --> 01:27:01.100
spin the play off with you two just to cover
01:27:01.100 --> 01:27:04.680
both sides, you know? I forgot you could do that
01:27:04.680 --> 01:27:08.000
too. Well, I can't do the same thing you're doing.
01:27:11.300 --> 01:27:13.920
You're all just fine next to me. I think you
01:27:13.920 --> 01:27:15.399
have advantage on protected checks over there.
01:27:15.720 --> 01:27:18.500
Yep. Oh yeah, challenge rating. Challenge rating
01:27:18.500 --> 01:27:20.600
one. Yep, I could be a giant eagle. Yeah, you
01:27:20.600 --> 01:27:21.920
could be a giant eagle. Oh yeah, so you could
01:27:21.920 --> 01:27:28.420
definitely make me some protected checks. So,
01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:34.479
19 on the first one. Then, 16 on the second one.
01:27:36.000 --> 01:27:39.699
And then, covering whatever side he's still on.
01:27:39.779 --> 01:27:42.060
Just kind of staying opposite of him wherever
01:27:42.060 --> 01:27:44.800
he's at. Give like a full circle. He's going
01:27:44.800 --> 01:27:51.220
to have a 14. You guys don't really notice any
01:27:51.220 --> 01:27:53.279
obstacles, but you do notice as people are seeing
01:27:53.279 --> 01:27:55.619
the caravan go through, they're actively going
01:27:55.619 --> 01:27:58.319
out of the way to avoid coming in contact or
01:27:58.319 --> 01:27:59.560
getting in the way. Everyone's kind of passing
01:27:59.560 --> 01:28:02.460
aside and trying not to be a nuisance. You realize
01:28:02.460 --> 01:28:04.239
they're a pretty big deal, so they're just trying
01:28:04.239 --> 01:28:05.659
not to get in their way. They're trying to just
01:28:05.659 --> 01:28:09.640
be like... So you notice you're like, huh, we're
01:28:09.640 --> 01:28:13.319
pretty big, big deals. I'm sure that's what Franklin
01:28:13.319 --> 01:28:16.399
said. Yeah. It was a pretty big deal. Yeah. Franklin
01:28:16.399 --> 01:28:17.439
was pretty big. Yeah, they were a pretty big
01:28:17.439 --> 01:28:19.579
deal. So, yeah, everyone you see is just parting
01:28:19.579 --> 01:28:21.340
aside. They're getting through. Your harvest
01:28:21.340 --> 01:28:24.380
is kind of like, you see him, you need to see
01:28:24.380 --> 01:28:26.300
your bird. He's in the front carriage. You don't
01:28:26.300 --> 01:28:27.560
remember how he got there, but he's in the front
01:28:27.560 --> 01:28:29.619
carriage. He's kind of directing and leading.
01:28:33.039 --> 01:28:37.100
So, when you feel like record time, well, I was
01:28:37.100 --> 01:28:38.880
saying about two, three hours, but about an hour
01:28:38.880 --> 01:28:40.600
and a half, and you guys are already at this,
01:28:40.600 --> 01:28:44.640
like, Along the river, there's a big cabin. He
01:28:44.640 --> 01:28:46.060
said it was a quaint cabin, but it looks like
01:28:46.060 --> 01:28:50.100
it's probably the size of... It's bigger than
01:28:50.100 --> 01:28:51.420
most of the houses you guys have been in already.
01:28:52.779 --> 01:28:57.380
It's quaint for him. And you see there's a barn
01:28:57.380 --> 01:29:01.859
on the side with some animals. As you guys are
01:29:01.859 --> 01:29:05.359
walking up, he just says, This is my modest cabin.
01:29:06.100 --> 01:29:09.119
There is staff on hand, so if we do need assistance...
01:29:09.119 --> 01:29:12.869
Appreciate that. Let's you and me have a moment.
01:29:13.010 --> 01:29:14.930
I'm going to just take him into the cabin by
01:29:14.930 --> 01:29:20.489
himself. Just smile real big. And he says, don't
01:29:20.489 --> 01:29:22.789
worry, I brought your things in the cabin. Two
01:29:22.789 --> 01:29:25.829
of the wagons are just your stuff. Oh, thank
01:29:25.829 --> 01:29:29.609
you. Always so considerate. Alright, two of the
01:29:29.609 --> 01:29:32.550
wagons. And we're just going to drink as heavily
01:29:32.550 --> 01:29:35.109
as possible. Obviously I'm going to try to slide
01:29:35.109 --> 01:29:37.630
a hand so he doesn't notice me not drinking.
01:29:39.189 --> 01:29:45.029
Oh yeah. He is already drinking heavily. As you
01:29:45.029 --> 01:29:47.550
see him, he says, I'm getting a little hungry
01:29:47.550 --> 01:29:54.729
now. I'm like trying to be nearby, so. Are you
01:29:54.729 --> 01:29:56.649
alone or are you bringing her in with you? Once
01:29:56.649 --> 01:29:59.590
he says he's hungry, I bring Jess her in. As
01:29:59.590 --> 01:30:02.010
you see, so you guys are inside the main area.
01:30:03.430 --> 01:30:05.829
The rest of you guys are outside. They brought
01:30:05.829 --> 01:30:07.329
the rest of the carriages and the stuff into
01:30:07.329 --> 01:30:09.489
the big barn area. Some of the other guards are
01:30:09.489 --> 01:30:11.600
there. as the six guards are with the stuff.
01:30:13.039 --> 01:30:18.659
Wallace is kind of directing them. He says, two
01:30:18.659 --> 01:30:21.000
of you post up near the back door. The nephew
01:30:21.000 --> 01:30:23.840
and I will near the front. You two at the barn.
01:30:23.960 --> 01:30:26.260
And then he'll say, the other two near the front
01:30:26.260 --> 01:30:28.979
entrance of the compound. He's kind of directing
01:30:28.979 --> 01:30:35.340
the guards where to be. And he turns to the guards
01:30:35.340 --> 01:30:38.819
and says, my nephew's new to this. We are going
01:30:38.819 --> 01:30:41.939
to be, Guarding as well. I'm assuming you guys
01:30:41.939 --> 01:30:44.199
are here for the same thing. Can someone roll
01:30:44.199 --> 01:30:47.619
a d6? D6? Oh, now you got it. Whoever did it
01:30:47.619 --> 01:30:50.840
first. Oh, that's cocked. All right, Ben, you
01:30:50.840 --> 01:30:55.279
go for it. Fuck, we're going. So only you get
01:30:55.279 --> 01:30:58.779
a telepathic thought connection. That sucks,
01:30:58.840 --> 01:31:00.260
because I was hoping to get multiple people in.
01:31:00.380 --> 01:31:03.720
So what's the plan? We're starting Operation
01:31:03.720 --> 01:31:08.149
Rise. Cinnamon biscuit soon? This is not the
01:31:08.149 --> 01:31:13.010
most enjoyable time of year. I just kind of want
01:31:13.010 --> 01:31:15.510
to yell, go at everybody. And they kind of does
01:31:15.510 --> 01:31:17.609
whatever they think they should be doing. Well,
01:31:17.609 --> 01:31:19.550
right now, like, you see Wallace dragging traffic
01:31:19.550 --> 01:31:22.529
and telling the guards where to go. Can we go
01:31:22.529 --> 01:31:26.390
up to Wallace? Yeah. He's here. They're unloading,
01:31:26.390 --> 01:31:28.250
and as they're, like, right, and they're just,
01:31:28.310 --> 01:31:30.989
you see them unloading cargo from two of the
01:31:30.989 --> 01:31:35.310
wagons that were part of the caravan, and there's
01:31:35.310 --> 01:31:38.170
food in there, there's, Tons and tons of trunks.
01:31:38.609 --> 01:31:40.630
You don't know what's in the trunks, but there's
01:31:40.630 --> 01:31:43.930
a lot of stuff being unloaded as well. Wait,
01:31:44.369 --> 01:31:47.670
we have a one -on -one, right? Yep. How loyal...
01:31:47.670 --> 01:31:50.989
I'm going to say, how loyal is Wallace to...
01:31:50.989 --> 01:31:54.010
I think he's an acquaintance. I don't know what
01:31:54.010 --> 01:31:57.430
to name him. He's a drinking buddy to the Fay
01:31:57.430 --> 01:32:06.430
guy. Oh, shit, the horse. That's so rude. I wouldn't
01:32:06.430 --> 01:32:11.949
trust him. Okay, cool. I feel like that's a green
01:32:11.949 --> 01:32:16.949
light. That's as green as the light gets. I'm
01:32:16.949 --> 01:32:20.170
already thinking in my head, like, how upset
01:32:20.170 --> 01:32:21.750
will they be? And I was like, well, Nyx will
01:32:21.750 --> 01:32:26.489
have the flask. He'll be fine. I know he's going
01:32:26.489 --> 01:32:30.310
to be disappointed. But your horse will also
01:32:30.310 --> 01:32:36.260
be disappointed. But it's okay. It's a telepathic
01:32:36.260 --> 01:32:39.979
connection, so you're thinking this way. Don't
01:32:39.979 --> 01:32:42.539
kill him. I feel like it'd cause more problems.
01:32:42.880 --> 01:32:46.100
Maybe just... Maybe hold off on him. Straight
01:32:46.100 --> 01:32:51.239
up to Wallace. I try to pull him aside. Yeah,
01:32:51.260 --> 01:32:54.279
as you see him, it says, uh, yes. Remind me of
01:32:54.279 --> 01:32:56.000
your name. It's been a while since I've seen
01:32:56.000 --> 01:33:00.409
you. Wallace, it's been a long time. He says,
01:33:00.409 --> 01:33:02.649
you were Remy's friend, right? Remy's friend.
01:33:02.729 --> 01:33:05.189
We were good friends. He was talking about you
01:33:05.189 --> 01:33:09.029
and another guy. Yes, yes. And Wallace, before
01:33:09.029 --> 01:33:13.789
we go into really any more details, what if I
01:33:13.789 --> 01:33:15.470
just tell you you can just take the night off?
01:33:16.250 --> 01:33:20.010
He kind of looks at you and says, he kind of
01:33:20.010 --> 01:33:21.890
leans in, what do you mean take the night off?
01:33:22.550 --> 01:33:28.899
I just want to say, just go chill tonight. Am
01:33:28.899 --> 01:33:32.260
I in earshot of this conversation? Are you trying
01:33:32.260 --> 01:33:35.859
to be quiet? I told you I pulled him aside. So
01:33:35.859 --> 01:33:38.899
you guys can see him on the side, but you can't
01:33:38.899 --> 01:33:49.560
really hear what's happening. You can see them
01:33:49.560 --> 01:33:51.600
kind of talking. You can't hear what's happening
01:33:51.600 --> 01:33:52.699
because there's stuff going on, but you can see
01:33:52.699 --> 01:33:56.399
them talking on the side. Take Wallace's nephew.
01:33:57.470 --> 01:34:03.029
aside and say if this whole ordeal is uh is very
01:34:03.029 --> 01:34:06.350
easy i can show you the ropes and i'm just gonna
01:34:06.350 --> 01:34:10.010
lead them off to uh where we you know can close
01:34:10.010 --> 01:34:13.189
up really all you need to do is just watch in
01:34:13.189 --> 01:34:16.729
one direction and uh stay awake it's the hardest
01:34:16.729 --> 01:34:20.350
thing that you're gonna do can i sorry before
01:34:20.350 --> 01:34:22.869
as well as like we're playing back to him can
01:34:22.869 --> 01:34:28.460
i like hit him with a uh Well, I want to do the
01:34:28.460 --> 01:34:31.960
detect thoughts. And I'm going to focus on walls.
01:34:32.220 --> 01:34:34.779
Okay. Are you doing just the base thoughts, or
01:34:34.779 --> 01:34:38.340
are you doing... No, I'll dive deep. All right.
01:34:38.420 --> 01:34:40.619
Is that going to be a save, right? That's going
01:34:40.619 --> 01:34:43.380
to be a wisdom save. And they know that they're
01:34:43.380 --> 01:34:54.159
being targeted, right? Yeah. Either way, the
01:34:54.159 --> 01:35:01.449
target knows you're probing its mind. Maybe I'll
01:35:01.449 --> 01:35:04.210
just leave it at Surf Sauce and I'll go from
01:35:04.210 --> 01:35:07.409
there. Yeah, Surf Sauce, you just kind of hear,
01:35:07.529 --> 01:35:11.109
he's kind of thinking like, God damn it, here
01:35:11.109 --> 01:35:14.130
we go again. This isn't the first rodeo. As he
01:35:14.130 --> 01:35:18.489
kind of says to you, he whispers in, What are
01:35:18.489 --> 01:35:21.550
you going to do? Do you remember how you were
01:35:21.550 --> 01:35:26.720
saying to us that you did not like Baldwin? We're
01:35:26.720 --> 01:35:30.220
trying to help him, but we can't do that. I don't
01:35:30.220 --> 01:35:35.779
want to we can't do that So maybe you just go
01:35:35.779 --> 01:35:50.279
guard another post not here No, that's like there's
01:35:50.279 --> 01:35:55.800
multiple other solutions there's multiple other
01:35:55.800 --> 01:35:59.399
solutions in the mix here that we're trying to
01:35:59.399 --> 01:36:03.560
work around but that's like bottom tier you know
01:36:03.560 --> 01:36:06.539
but we just I just don't want to have a problem
01:36:06.539 --> 01:36:10.260
Wallace you're a good guy and I'm trying to be
01:36:10.260 --> 01:36:14.020
a good friend Am I getting any surface thoughts
01:36:14.020 --> 01:36:15.579
about what Wallace is going through right now?
01:36:15.680 --> 01:36:19.180
Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah. He just says... Because
01:36:19.180 --> 01:36:20.479
I can't hear what he's talking about, but I'm
01:36:20.479 --> 01:36:23.899
definitely still listening. You just hear...
01:36:23.899 --> 01:36:28.140
God damn it. Is this going to be worth it? And
01:36:28.140 --> 01:36:33.720
he just says... I'm almost going to give away
01:36:33.720 --> 01:36:38.560
for the price. How much is your hourly rate?
01:36:39.340 --> 01:36:45.420
Is that what he pays me? How much? Uh, 500 gold
01:36:45.420 --> 01:36:48.840
is all I'm giving away. We know, we both know,
01:36:49.000 --> 01:36:51.420
Wallace, that you do not get paid 500 gold. Look
01:36:51.420 --> 01:36:57.380
at you. But he says, I'll reduce it, I'll reduce
01:36:57.380 --> 01:37:00.880
it down to 350. He turns around and says, I'll
01:37:00.880 --> 01:37:05.760
talk to your horse. I'm overhearing some, I mean.
01:37:05.819 --> 01:37:07.579
You kind of see him kind of whispering back and
01:37:07.579 --> 01:37:10.100
forth in your heart. And, uh, Wallace just kind
01:37:10.100 --> 01:37:12.800
of starts walking away. Before he does, uh, I'm
01:37:12.800 --> 01:37:15.760
gonna pull this. I'm gonna pull him in, like,
01:37:16.100 --> 01:37:18.319
back to, like, where's the lock? We try, we're,
01:37:18.340 --> 01:37:20.159
like, slowly coming away, and he comes back in
01:37:20.159 --> 01:37:24.199
and pulls us back in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm
01:37:24.199 --> 01:37:25.899
gonna, uh... We're all presenting, Jyxie, if
01:37:25.899 --> 01:37:27.939
you see this happening. As you're kind of explaining.
01:37:28.420 --> 01:37:30.899
As he's, like, turning them, like, away. Oh,
01:37:30.899 --> 01:37:33.060
more than likely. Do I actually know my favorite
01:37:33.060 --> 01:37:42.500
turn? Hold on a second. I would, um... Look at
01:37:42.500 --> 01:37:45.560
Wallace and say we're looking at Wallace, but
01:37:45.560 --> 01:37:48.319
talking as long I'm gonna say as he decided if
01:37:48.319 --> 01:37:51.720
he wants to look through the night and I'd like
01:37:51.720 --> 01:37:54.159
to probe deep on that one. Yeah, you kind of
01:37:54.159 --> 01:37:58.659
see they're talking and you see Franklin's going
01:37:58.659 --> 01:38:00.199
to conversation as you see like they're kind
01:38:00.199 --> 01:38:03.180
of huddled down. Is that right? Can I have a
01:38:03.180 --> 01:38:11.079
little persuasion on that thing? As he looks
01:38:11.079 --> 01:38:13.699
at Franklin and says, Luke's disgusting to Christ.
01:38:14.840 --> 01:38:18.739
Uh, your life's not enough. And like I said,
01:38:18.779 --> 01:38:20.880
I want to probe deep, so he wants to make that
01:38:20.880 --> 01:38:23.500
wisdom save for me. Uh, yeah, go ahead. What's
01:38:23.500 --> 01:38:28.600
the wisdom save? 19. Uh, 21. 21? Yeah. Okay.
01:38:29.000 --> 01:38:33.420
Feel trapped. So he can feel my intrusion. As
01:38:33.420 --> 01:38:35.979
he looks at you and he says, uh, it's not the
01:38:35.979 --> 01:38:39.180
first time. Someone's tried that. But it could
01:38:39.180 --> 01:38:41.899
be yours. 350, and I just put it on my hand.
01:38:42.100 --> 01:38:44.819
He says, he says, uh, look, I'm going to, he's
01:38:44.819 --> 01:38:46.100
like, I don't like the guy as much as you guys
01:38:46.100 --> 01:38:48.279
do, but I'm going to, he's like, but. We're trying
01:38:48.279 --> 01:38:50.399
to help. We're trying to make your life better,
01:38:50.479 --> 01:38:55.100
so help us help you. 350 for, something goes
01:38:55.100 --> 01:39:00.619
sideways. 350, and you live, man, it's so important
01:39:00.619 --> 01:39:02.119
that you live through this night, because the
01:39:02.119 --> 01:39:03.960
Mars is going to be upset with me if you don't.
01:39:05.260 --> 01:39:06.859
I've killed a lot of things in the war, I don't
01:39:06.859 --> 01:39:11.909
think it'd be a problem. I mean, you know what?
01:39:12.010 --> 01:39:14.289
I honestly would love to test this out with you.
01:39:16.489 --> 01:39:22.510
Wallace 400, and we'll call it even. Remember
01:39:22.510 --> 01:39:25.710
the fight we did together on that ship? Oh, I
01:39:25.710 --> 01:39:29.329
sure do. I had your back. I'm pretty positive
01:39:29.329 --> 01:39:32.409
if it wasn't for your horrors, you wouldn't be
01:39:32.409 --> 01:39:45.800
here. But that's my boy. You hear y 'all horrors
01:39:45.800 --> 01:39:48.399
as you kind of pull up, I'm sure. You hear him
01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:51.000
whistle as he looks at your horrors and he waves
01:39:51.000 --> 01:39:56.140
you over. I look to his nephew and I tell him,
01:39:56.159 --> 01:39:59.060
we'll continue this in a bit. I'm just saying,
01:39:59.140 --> 01:40:01.140
just because they're green doesn't mean that
01:40:01.140 --> 01:40:05.720
they don't stick out. And I go and I walk over
01:40:05.720 --> 01:40:13.699
to the others. Alright. And he says... We're
01:40:13.699 --> 01:40:16.659
trying to save the world. Thank you. And you
01:40:16.659 --> 01:40:20.260
get to live, my man. I so badly don't want to
01:40:20.260 --> 01:40:22.859
kill you tonight. No one... Tonight? You're not.
01:40:23.000 --> 01:40:25.699
I'm not there. Very specific. Listen. Good thing
01:40:25.699 --> 01:40:29.319
he caught that. If I wasn't here, this asshole
01:40:29.319 --> 01:40:31.779
might have different plans for you. Well, it's
01:40:31.779 --> 01:40:36.409
the same plan. You got a hundred gold? What's
01:40:36.409 --> 01:40:40.350
your price? I think the food's ready by now.
01:40:40.449 --> 01:40:43.369
So I'm serving Baldwin after the slice. We're
01:40:43.369 --> 01:40:45.930
just over there having a little big dinner. This
01:40:45.930 --> 01:40:48.789
fucking, this small little two -huddle person
01:40:48.789 --> 01:40:52.270
turned into a giant small circle. Do I see this
01:40:52.270 --> 01:40:55.270
giant circle? It's hard for you not to see it.
01:40:55.810 --> 01:40:58.430
It's just like comes in underneath us. What are
01:40:58.430 --> 01:41:05.310
we doing? He says, your friend's over here. How
01:41:05.310 --> 01:41:08.350
many, how open are we? How on the open are we?
01:41:08.430 --> 01:41:10.750
You guys are in the barn as people are like unloading
01:41:10.750 --> 01:41:12.289
and loading stuff, but like Wallace is trying,
01:41:12.430 --> 01:41:13.789
so he's kind of talking to you guys. So no one's
01:41:13.789 --> 01:41:15.949
really paying attention because Wallace is the
01:41:15.949 --> 01:41:17.170
one that's giving everyone else a look. So we're
01:41:17.170 --> 01:41:19.710
surrounded by people. Yeah. Alright. But you're
01:41:19.710 --> 01:41:20.949
kind of just whispering among yourselves. You
01:41:20.949 --> 01:41:24.189
guys aren't trying to like... Wallace, have they
01:41:24.189 --> 01:41:29.449
given you any gold yet? Not yet. Alright, I pull
01:41:29.449 --> 01:41:33.210
out my coin purse and I take out 600 gold and
01:41:33.210 --> 01:41:36.180
I hand it to him. All right, look the other way.
01:41:36.279 --> 01:41:38.880
He says, I'll be guarding tonight, and then I'll
01:41:38.880 --> 01:41:42.840
go first roll. He says, me and you will guard
01:41:42.840 --> 01:41:46.859
the front door. The guys in the back will go
01:41:46.859 --> 01:41:50.779
help the adults. All right. How hard was that
01:41:50.779 --> 01:41:53.560
to just give the $500? I mean, I was just trying
01:41:53.560 --> 01:41:57.560
to make my plan go out of hand. I can negotiate
01:41:57.560 --> 01:42:00.680
this. I mean, I was trying to negotiate a little
01:42:00.680 --> 01:42:04.600
bit. I was more than happy for this. You were
01:42:04.600 --> 01:42:08.239
ready to start blasting. Wallace, if you would
01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:10.819
have told me it was that easy, I thought I was
01:42:10.819 --> 01:42:16.119
just paying you off. He's like, yeah, that's
01:42:16.119 --> 01:42:17.619
why you gave me gold. Do you know how these things
01:42:17.619 --> 01:42:20.460
work? I get what you mean about you thought you
01:42:20.460 --> 01:42:23.319
were just paying an individual off. So you tax
01:42:23.319 --> 01:42:25.340
that up. It's going to be expensive. You didn't
01:42:25.340 --> 01:42:27.880
know it was an all for one deal. I do look at
01:42:27.880 --> 01:42:31.550
Lasagna and Franklin, though. Nobody. dies tonight.
01:42:32.329 --> 01:42:39.810
And then they wake up in the morning. These aren't
01:42:39.810 --> 01:43:00.579
goblins. We don't kill them. i'll tell my nephew
01:43:00.579 --> 01:43:03.579
to guard the back and then uh i'll tell him i'll
01:43:03.579 --> 01:43:06.500
go and we'll we'll relieve him and then what
01:43:06.500 --> 01:43:08.539
what time of the day is it sorry it's it's getting
01:43:08.539 --> 01:43:13.039
to like evening right now yeah okay flights are
01:43:13.039 --> 01:43:15.420
going down uh you you guys uh rolling potential
01:43:15.420 --> 01:43:19.159
checks actually all of us yeah uh even me tell
01:43:19.159 --> 01:43:25.670
you okay good i got a Oh, that's way past 20.
01:43:25.890 --> 01:43:28.189
I only got a four. Is this something that my
01:43:28.189 --> 01:43:31.390
owl would catch on the outside? Can he smell?
01:43:31.449 --> 01:43:34.210
He can smell. Yeah, but his eyesight. Oh, yeah,
01:43:34.250 --> 01:43:36.890
no. It's before he starts to smell. Yohar is
01:43:36.890 --> 01:43:39.689
immediately like, he smells food cooking. And
01:43:39.689 --> 01:43:42.529
you think dinner's being made. And you're just
01:43:42.529 --> 01:43:45.210
like. You guys see Yohar's perk up and you're
01:43:45.210 --> 01:43:47.430
just like, oh, God. I start levitating ever so
01:43:47.430 --> 01:43:50.369
faintly off of the throne. And he says, we can
01:43:50.369 --> 01:43:53.409
make this work. And he looks at you and says,
01:43:53.609 --> 01:43:58.869
uh, just make sure he doesn't die. No one dies
01:43:58.869 --> 01:44:02.689
tonight. We just need to get in, do our thing,
01:44:02.949 --> 01:44:07.390
and leave. Also, what is it that is cooking in
01:44:07.390 --> 01:44:10.289
there? I don't know. What does it smell like?
01:44:10.649 --> 01:44:13.390
You smell like roasted meat, potatoes, and, like,
01:44:13.409 --> 01:44:17.369
fresh bread as well. Ah, sluts. I'm going to,
01:44:17.609 --> 01:44:20.470
uh, you know, in my head to the CEO product.
01:44:22.029 --> 01:44:24.350
Wallace and the guards are paid off. They're
01:44:24.350 --> 01:44:27.550
going to take the night off, and we are a go.
01:44:31.989 --> 01:44:35.390
Do we want to wait till after? I have a plan,
01:44:35.430 --> 01:44:40.550
and I'm going to try to persuade him to go to
01:44:40.550 --> 01:44:43.890
the bedroom where I will tie him up. You don't
01:44:43.890 --> 01:44:46.310
even got to persuade him. Yeah, so I am tying
01:44:46.310 --> 01:44:48.850
him to the bed. And then letting them come in
01:44:48.850 --> 01:44:52.189
after the time. Just edging that man. Oh, my
01:44:52.189 --> 01:44:55.289
God. You say get to bed, and he's running, taking
01:44:55.289 --> 01:44:57.869
his pants off already. He says, I missed your
01:44:57.869 --> 01:44:59.729
touch. I'm going to be full butt naked when the
01:44:59.729 --> 01:45:01.710
rest of all these guys come in. As you're serving
01:45:01.710 --> 01:45:03.909
dinner, like, they're eating, and so he's kind
01:45:03.909 --> 01:45:05.550
of done eating as you see him start taking his
01:45:05.550 --> 01:45:09.109
clothes off and just... I start catching the
01:45:09.109 --> 01:45:10.949
clothes that are flying off and folding them.
01:45:11.279 --> 01:45:12.979
And following behind. Like, you're putting them
01:45:12.979 --> 01:45:17.880
on? No. Catch. I'm Baldwin. I'm Baldwin. That's
01:45:17.880 --> 01:45:20.079
what I was going to say. You actually, do you
01:45:20.079 --> 01:45:21.119
want me to send them a check while you're in
01:45:21.119 --> 01:45:22.239
here? See if you know his name in the cabinet.
01:45:24.260 --> 01:45:36.159
Uh, that's 15 plus. Excuse. Uh, 19. So, um, prior
01:45:36.159 --> 01:45:40.159
to them, uh, you know, the help leaving, you
01:45:40.159 --> 01:45:43.260
know, They were unloading some trunks and some
01:45:43.260 --> 01:45:45.300
of them were wardrobes. There is a hat labeled
01:45:45.300 --> 01:45:49.699
hats. I mean, there is a box labeled hats. Who's
01:45:49.699 --> 01:45:53.100
carrying the box labeled hats? They were being
01:45:53.100 --> 01:45:54.600
carried by the guards, but they've been put inside
01:45:54.600 --> 01:45:58.739
already. I just say out loud, be like, oh, move
01:45:58.739 --> 01:46:02.760
this? Okay. To no one. You can walk up and just
01:46:02.760 --> 01:46:06.119
pick up a box. Yeah, I'm just messing with the
01:46:06.119 --> 01:46:08.619
hats now. I'm just like putting off the side
01:46:08.619 --> 01:46:10.739
I'm like opening this shit so there's a bunch
01:46:10.739 --> 01:46:13.899
of you assume it might be it's Baldwin because
01:46:13.899 --> 01:46:16.300
they're like hats meant for like there's some
01:46:16.300 --> 01:46:18.380
that look you see that match the suits he wears
01:46:18.380 --> 01:46:20.119
and like there's some that have like embroidered
01:46:20.119 --> 01:46:21.979
his name on the side and some that have like
01:46:21.979 --> 01:46:24.159
like diamonds and other stuff encrusted into
01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:26.680
them you can take that embroidery off just kidding
01:46:26.680 --> 01:46:28.960
I was thinking that I was like what's throwing
01:46:28.960 --> 01:46:31.699
this shit off you can put a dagger to it to shave
01:46:31.699 --> 01:46:34.020
it off so I'm gonna go back and do his head I'm
01:46:34.020 --> 01:46:37.420
like I think now's an opportune time to make
01:46:37.420 --> 01:46:40.119
a scene. Make sure to knock me out, quote unquote.
01:46:40.960 --> 01:46:44.399
Yeah, so yeah, you tie him up. I was going to
01:46:44.399 --> 01:46:45.699
throw you a slight hand, but you got it. Yeah,
01:46:45.699 --> 01:46:48.880
you tie him up as you blindfold him, and he's
01:46:48.880 --> 01:46:53.340
just waiting. He's butt naked waiting. It's like
01:46:53.340 --> 01:46:57.159
evening now. I mean, like getting night. You
01:46:57.159 --> 01:47:00.819
see Wallace sends his nephew to the barn, and
01:47:00.819 --> 01:47:03.380
he's there as Yoharis. Him and Yoharis are at
01:47:03.380 --> 01:47:06.039
the front. I'm assuming the rest of you walk
01:47:06.039 --> 01:47:09.000
up. He looks at the rest of you and Franklin,
01:47:09.159 --> 01:47:11.180
and he kind of gives you a wink and says, I'm
01:47:11.180 --> 01:47:13.619
going first roll. I think it would be a good
01:47:13.619 --> 01:47:17.140
idea if you all were a little roughed up. At
01:47:17.140 --> 01:47:20.000
least a couple. Maybe you and your nephew. Not
01:47:20.000 --> 01:47:23.079
by us, but just look like you've been through
01:47:23.079 --> 01:47:25.159
it. Just know the suspicion rolls back on you.
01:47:25.359 --> 01:47:29.000
He says, oh, don't worry. And he looks at Nick
01:47:29.000 --> 01:47:31.319
and says, Nick, come here. Yeah. He says, I know
01:47:31.319 --> 01:47:32.779
you're good at swinging. He says, give me a good
01:47:32.779 --> 01:47:42.880
one. Roll damage. Don't hold back. This is like
01:47:42.880 --> 01:47:50.140
full person size. If it's a normal hit, air handed,
01:47:50.279 --> 01:47:52.699
it's just a straight hit. You walk up and just
01:47:52.699 --> 01:47:54.859
punch him straight in the face. He spits and
01:47:54.859 --> 01:47:56.899
then he just chugs and he says, alright, give
01:47:56.899 --> 01:47:59.979
me another. Alright, I give him like two more.
01:48:00.479 --> 01:48:03.039
And you see, you get him. Sorry, sorry. Had to
01:48:03.039 --> 01:48:06.479
hold back the dragon there. Wop, wop. For another
01:48:06.479 --> 01:48:09.579
total of 12. And he's just like, ugh. You see
01:48:09.579 --> 01:48:11.880
him walk away, and he's like, and then he's like,
01:48:11.979 --> 01:48:14.260
alright, we're good, we're sold. Alright, I give
01:48:14.260 --> 01:48:19.100
him one more chest kick. I believe it. Dave,
01:48:19.119 --> 01:48:21.359
now that you've endured, that's something somebody
01:48:21.359 --> 01:48:23.460
would do willingly. This kick is not something.
01:48:24.199 --> 01:48:27.680
Who bruises their own sternum? I'm not a guilty
01:48:27.680 --> 01:48:30.880
guy. Come on now. You can't do that to yourself.
01:48:31.239 --> 01:48:34.279
As he says, all right. He says, make it quick.
01:48:34.340 --> 01:48:37.840
He's like, I'll be back in the morning. He's
01:48:37.840 --> 01:48:41.939
just like this job. I've jacked maybe like three
01:48:41.939 --> 01:48:44.819
hats out of this box. And then I return to my
01:48:44.819 --> 01:48:48.939
friends. They are all different colors. There's
01:48:48.939 --> 01:48:50.720
probably at least 30 hats in here. Yeah, I'm
01:48:50.720 --> 01:48:54.560
tempted to grab all of them because of the bag
01:48:54.560 --> 01:48:56.979
of holding, but I only grabbed like three. I'm
01:48:56.979 --> 01:48:59.880
proud of you. I'll let you choose the colors
01:48:59.880 --> 01:49:04.880
later. While we're walking back, can I try to,
01:49:05.000 --> 01:49:07.359
by very small chance of divine intervention,
01:49:07.699 --> 01:49:11.100
to have my god help me out here? Yeah, go for
01:49:11.100 --> 01:49:13.359
it. Help me kidnap this man. You can use your
01:49:13.359 --> 01:49:16.920
inspiration for this. Guardians. Can't do that.
01:49:17.609 --> 01:49:20.770
Oh, no. 83. You can use your inspiration if you
01:49:20.770 --> 01:49:23.970
want to use it. Try it. Do it, coward. Push the
01:49:23.970 --> 01:49:26.890
roll. All right. Push the roll means you have
01:49:26.890 --> 01:49:30.189
to take your pants off. Nice. All right. All
01:49:30.189 --> 01:49:35.050
right. Hoping for a two. 28. Damn it. Ooh. Close.
01:49:35.529 --> 01:49:38.510
Use your luck. I mean, someone else can use their
01:49:38.510 --> 01:49:40.949
inspiration. I'm kidding. I want to make a deal
01:49:40.949 --> 01:49:44.899
with the devil. I want to make a deal with the
01:49:44.899 --> 01:49:50.420
devil. You could. I would like to call out to
01:49:50.420 --> 01:49:55.460
the devil to get in contact with my god. My people
01:49:55.460 --> 01:49:59.880
will talk to your people. It's fine. The devil
01:49:59.880 --> 01:50:03.399
and my god are the same person. He's really just
01:50:03.399 --> 01:50:05.079
communicating with himself. The devil and the
01:50:05.079 --> 01:50:07.220
god then look at the DM and go, what the fuck
01:50:07.220 --> 01:50:10.060
are we supposed to do? The conversation is happening
01:50:10.060 --> 01:50:16.239
in a mirror. Okay, so, quick huddle outside the
01:50:16.239 --> 01:50:20.680
room. Okay, so... Are you guys stealthing, by
01:50:20.680 --> 01:50:21.720
the way, or are you guys just kind of... We should
01:50:21.720 --> 01:50:23.899
be stealthing. Yeah, well, I mean, like, we're
01:50:23.899 --> 01:50:25.720
not, like, right outside the room. We're, like...
01:50:25.720 --> 01:50:28.500
Oh, okay. We're, like, Walser took off, quick
01:50:28.500 --> 01:50:40.789
huddle, steal protection, to the huddle. It's
01:50:40.789 --> 01:50:45.329
to break in and get him. Right? I'm assuming
01:50:45.329 --> 01:50:46.890
you told him what he's talking about. I've told
01:50:46.890 --> 01:50:49.909
him, like, he's dealt with. Just get your asses
01:50:49.909 --> 01:50:54.350
in here. All right. Leroy! Just make sure I'm
01:50:54.350 --> 01:51:00.130
the enemy! I want to come in and, like, attack,
01:51:00.310 --> 01:51:04.090
like, grapple Seafarer. Okay. If I could just
01:51:04.090 --> 01:51:07.350
self in the room real quick before we go. I was
01:51:07.350 --> 01:51:11.550
going to put a mask on. I'm wearing a mask. He
01:51:11.550 --> 01:51:14.409
puts a sock over his head. I'm not sure if you
01:51:14.409 --> 01:51:17.609
heard, but C. Alfred did blindfold him as well.
01:51:17.909 --> 01:51:22.430
I know. He has a sock. I have something before
01:51:22.430 --> 01:51:25.489
all of us. Let me just stealthily sneak in. I'm
01:51:25.489 --> 01:51:28.470
hiding my footsteps. I don't know if I want to
01:51:28.470 --> 01:51:30.630
stop unless you said something audibly to me
01:51:30.630 --> 01:51:32.659
and stopped me. Yeah. You did? Okay. Guys, hold
01:51:32.659 --> 01:51:35.539
on just one sec. Alright. Give me, like, 30 seconds.
01:51:36.760 --> 01:51:39.180
Uh, cell phone room. Can I move myself? Yeah.
01:51:39.560 --> 01:51:41.199
Nick starts counting down the line. That's gonna
01:51:41.199 --> 01:51:44.260
be a 24 to 7. Time is a concept. Oh yeah, you're
01:51:44.260 --> 01:51:46.520
good. Yeah, so I'm just trying to, uh, settle
01:51:46.520 --> 01:51:50.479
in there. Um. So you walk in, he's naked and
01:51:50.479 --> 01:51:52.760
tied up in blindfolds. And see how for his head.
01:51:53.159 --> 01:51:54.880
No, he's in the right cell phone room. One sec.
01:51:56.840 --> 01:52:00.319
To see how for, I'm gonna say. Don't make any
01:52:00.319 --> 01:52:03.779
noise yet. And I'm going to have, like, silently
01:52:03.779 --> 01:52:08.300
left the door open, right? Mm -hmm. And then
01:52:08.300 --> 01:52:12.520
I'm going to turn to Lozagna and give him the
01:52:12.520 --> 01:52:16.520
nod. Okay. To hit with Bane. Bless. I'm just
01:52:16.520 --> 01:52:21.979
kidding. Bane. Bane? Bane gives a 1d4 to the
01:52:21.979 --> 01:52:24.119
saving throw. Yeah, opposite of Bless. Oh, gotcha.
01:52:24.119 --> 01:52:26.539
Okay, yeah. Attack rolls and saving throws. Okay.
01:52:26.739 --> 01:52:31.069
And then... It's a d4. Cool. So he's got Bane
01:52:31.069 --> 01:52:35.649
on him? Yes. And then, so I'm going to, um, make
01:52:35.649 --> 01:52:46.189
a suggestion. And that is, um... Siofra... Okay.
01:52:46.489 --> 01:52:55.609
Cyan. Cyan is, um... You'll comply with everything
01:52:55.609 --> 01:53:01.739
we tell you. Cyan is badly beaten in the other
01:53:01.739 --> 01:53:08.020
room. He just says, uh, uh, I saw your hand.
01:53:08.479 --> 01:53:13.340
Don't touch her. Yes. And that's what the complying
01:53:13.340 --> 01:53:17.520
is for. He says, she's my, she's my, my one and
01:53:17.520 --> 01:53:21.859
only. Do you love her? Yes. That was a magical
01:53:21.859 --> 01:53:24.159
suggestion, too. That wasn't me, like, whispering
01:53:24.159 --> 01:53:33.079
in his ear. That was me suggesting to him. I'll
01:53:33.079 --> 01:53:38.819
do anything. Please don't harm her. That's when
01:53:38.819 --> 01:53:55.409
I'm going to motion everybody else in. I'll be
01:53:55.409 --> 01:53:58.390
outside looking in the doorway, seeing if anybody's
01:53:58.390 --> 01:54:00.350
coming in. I still want to fake grab you, though,
01:54:00.369 --> 01:54:03.229
and act like I'm grabbing you. Sure. You kind
01:54:03.229 --> 01:54:06.270
of like it, though. No one's out there. All the
01:54:06.270 --> 01:54:11.590
guards are not there. He's struggling a little
01:54:11.590 --> 01:54:13.289
bit, but he's tied up. And he's like, just please
01:54:13.289 --> 01:54:15.149
have armor. I'll give you whatever you want.
01:54:15.529 --> 01:54:18.310
Money? Do you want money? Yes, but stay still.
01:54:19.850 --> 01:54:24.060
That's normal. All right, so the ring's there.
01:54:24.199 --> 01:54:26.859
Yeah. Okay, can I go to the ring and then just
01:54:26.859 --> 01:54:29.939
try to... I'm sure we've already done it, but
01:54:29.939 --> 01:54:32.520
while I'm here, just arcana check on it one more
01:54:32.520 --> 01:54:35.500
time just to see what we can figure out. Go ahead,
01:54:35.520 --> 01:54:39.500
arcana check. Okay, me as well. Got it. Yeah.
01:54:42.840 --> 01:54:49.899
17. It's a magic ring. Yeah. But you need to
01:54:49.899 --> 01:54:52.140
identify it in order to know. Oh, yeah. Isn't
01:54:52.140 --> 01:54:55.600
that you? Can you identify it? Oh, I can't identify
01:54:55.600 --> 01:55:00.140
it. So, yeah. I will put a finger on it and it
01:55:00.140 --> 01:55:02.039
has to identify it. Perfect, yeah. It has to
01:55:02.039 --> 01:55:05.720
let me know what happened. So, this is no ordinary
01:55:05.720 --> 01:55:10.819
ring. This is a symbiotic ring. Symbiotic? Yes.
01:55:12.140 --> 01:55:15.939
Okay. So, it's like a living ring that is on
01:55:15.939 --> 01:55:18.079
him. Gotcha. And you know the only way to remove
01:55:18.079 --> 01:55:24.279
it is to remove the curse. Okay. Do I get a sense
01:55:24.279 --> 01:55:26.979
at all if the whole finger came off without changing
01:55:26.979 --> 01:55:30.420
anything? No, this thing would just attach itself
01:55:30.420 --> 01:55:33.399
to its body, so it is pretty much intertwined
01:55:33.399 --> 01:55:34.979
with its body. I guess Paul and Scott would.
01:55:35.640 --> 01:55:38.220
But if you have removed the curse, you can remove
01:55:38.220 --> 01:55:40.199
it. I don't have removed the curse. I have removed
01:55:40.199 --> 01:55:45.199
the body. So you know that it is a symbiotic
01:55:45.199 --> 01:55:49.939
thing. Got it. This is my specialty. So if you
01:55:49.939 --> 01:55:53.060
could tie up the other room, give her a couple
01:55:53.060 --> 01:55:58.739
of snacks. There you go. I got 50 feet of rope
01:55:58.739 --> 01:56:05.060
and a great attitude. I love the energy. Sorry.
01:56:05.939 --> 01:56:11.479
Okay. We're asleep, bro. They start getting hungry.
01:56:11.680 --> 01:56:14.939
No, you're good. All right, see you guys. We'll
01:56:14.939 --> 01:56:16.800
be calling in here pretty soon, too, though.
01:56:17.180 --> 01:56:25.479
Sounds good. Bye. Bye. See, I'm not wearing a
01:56:25.479 --> 01:56:29.420
semiotic ring, so these things are not easy to
01:56:29.420 --> 01:56:32.960
get. So these types of materials are really...
01:56:35.300 --> 01:56:37.399
I'm not sure how much your character wouldn't
01:56:37.399 --> 01:56:38.699
really know much about these types of things.
01:56:38.960 --> 01:56:41.100
This is kind of like a new thing to you. Yeah,
01:56:41.100 --> 01:56:43.399
okay. Yeah, I mean, the instant I'm like, alright,
01:56:43.420 --> 01:56:45.319
this can't get taken off the body, I'm like,
01:56:45.340 --> 01:56:47.420
the whole body's going to the information broker.
01:56:49.199 --> 01:56:54.279
Don't worry. Alright, um... But, yeah, so...
01:56:54.279 --> 01:56:59.859
Nix? Yes? Could you make, uh, go to this window
01:56:59.859 --> 01:57:03.260
and make us an exit? Uh, I kicked the window.
01:57:05.470 --> 01:57:08.069
Hold on, how do we plan on getting this gentleman
01:57:08.069 --> 01:57:13.729
there? Uh, I think we, uh... I throw him over
01:57:13.729 --> 01:57:17.569
my shoulders and I run out. I'm still naked.
01:57:18.109 --> 01:57:20.869
He's naked. My plan is, well, okay, my plan really
01:57:20.869 --> 01:57:25.270
was to, uh, originally was to kill everybody,
01:57:25.489 --> 01:57:28.409
burn down the house. Hard to tell who was us,
01:57:28.430 --> 01:57:35.640
who was the enemy. Goddamn right, it's not an
01:57:35.640 --> 01:57:38.699
option. My concern is that we didn't find the
01:57:38.699 --> 01:57:40.460
information broker. The information broker found
01:57:40.460 --> 01:57:43.579
us. I think I have a way to get in contact. Do
01:57:43.579 --> 01:57:46.460
I have a way to get in contact with him? Yeah,
01:57:46.560 --> 01:57:49.859
you do. I think I can get in contact with him.
01:57:53.159 --> 01:57:56.300
I don't know if you've heard of Paul's cell phone.
01:57:57.439 --> 01:58:00.460
I'll shoot him a text. Is it the spell FaceTime?
01:58:01.680 --> 01:58:07.859
He used to call me on your spell phone. But I...
01:58:07.859 --> 01:58:12.520
Before we left the mission, I don't know if you
01:58:12.520 --> 01:58:14.840
noticed, I hung back and got a little way to
01:58:14.840 --> 01:58:19.779
contact him. Interesting. Lazagna will remember
01:58:19.779 --> 01:58:23.319
that. He knows what's good for him pretty well.
01:58:25.439 --> 01:58:29.149
So you hung back and found out a way? Yeah. I
01:58:29.149 --> 01:58:31.770
was the last one in there and he flew me. So
01:58:31.770 --> 01:58:39.630
I come back in the room after doing my due on
01:58:39.630 --> 01:58:44.869
to Seofra. Shaking my hands out. You can see
01:58:44.869 --> 01:58:48.029
that they're kind of bruised. Are we taking her
01:58:48.029 --> 01:58:49.750
with us or are we just leaving this one here?
01:58:54.500 --> 01:58:56.340
Above table. Is Bronson going to be back? Because
01:58:56.340 --> 01:58:59.520
I don't want to just ditch his ass. It depends
01:58:59.520 --> 01:59:01.739
on the kids if he can next time, but possibly.
01:59:02.720 --> 01:59:05.680
We'll figure that out later. Cool. Well, I will,
01:59:05.859 --> 01:59:09.500
knowing what I know about how to get in contact
01:59:09.500 --> 01:59:12.119
or whatever with the information broker, I will
01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:18.899
mentally shoot like a, here's where we're headed.
01:59:19.460 --> 01:59:22.699
So let's go, bro. Okay. Yeah. And then I think
01:59:22.699 --> 01:59:24.199
that's a good spot to call it since I... Yeah.
01:59:24.720 --> 01:59:28.899
In the middle of a kidnapping? Kidnapping? I'm
01:59:28.899 --> 01:59:30.579
just kidding. Hey, Lazaga wouldn't... In the
01:59:30.579 --> 01:59:32.579
middle of a cinnamon biscuit? I would also like
01:59:32.579 --> 01:59:35.140
it canon that I did pick up his clothes. He did.
01:59:35.140 --> 01:59:37.579
If that's needed. Yeah, and then... I think you
01:59:37.579 --> 01:59:39.100
should take the rest of the hats and just burn
01:59:39.100 --> 01:59:43.600
the roof. Lazaga loves burning things. It's not
01:59:43.600 --> 01:59:46.949
a horse. It's not worth burning. Oof. Tree's
01:59:46.949 --> 01:59:50.569
already dead. They're killing it again. It's
01:59:50.569 --> 01:59:54.630
already had to go through one life. Alright,
01:59:54.810 --> 01:59:56.850
guys. Thanks for listening. Thank you for listening,
01:59:56.930 --> 01:59:59.649
everyone. Great D &D, folks. Bye!