#140: Talking Man Skills, Empires and Guns with Van Neistat + Trump at UFC + XG from TFH

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Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Triple.
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Welcome to Broken sim Johnny Willard. Yeah, there we go.
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That's the intro. Johnny. We're in it, Johnny, Johnny, We're
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in it. Listen, guys, chaos in the show. We're all
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over the place. I was on town. Johnny's going out
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of town. We had a whole show for you, but
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you know what, we wanted to do a fun interview
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with one of Johnny's childhood heroes.
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Childhood heroes, but one of my favorite people.
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Yeah, your childish to me, Johnny. So your childish.
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I appreciate that. I do.
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I do have boy, you have little boy energy. Okay,
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you took it into a weird place. That's that. It's
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broken sip. We only get weird. Okay. So we have
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this wonderful thing. I have so many gifts I wanted
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to talk about, but we invite Van Vans. So that's
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gonna be the show. It's a great interview with a
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great guy doing the lord's work, teaching men how to
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fix stuff.
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He is a guy who came. He had his own
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HBO show with his brother, Casey Knistadt, who was the
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biggest YouTuber on the planet for a very long time.
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And that was when HBO was begging.
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Yeah, yeah, The Nice stat Brothers was the name of
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the show. And then a year was that what then
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the early two thousands, man, oh.
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Dude, that's back when Red Light a confession talking. That
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was Game of Thrones. Okay, they were on the same
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network as Dragons.
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And Van Nistat worked with Tom Sacks, one of the
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most respected and famous artists in the world, learned learned
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his craft from a you know, at the feet of
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a genius, a genius, and now has his own YouTube
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channel about man skills. I would say it's called The
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Spirited Man. It's about being a man.
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It's about a manly man being a man.
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Yeah, and then kind of finding your way through this world.
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We talk a little bit about what Sam you know,
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how he could start, you know, his journey towards build
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a shelf, build a shelf, repair the Quhi Leonard.
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Repair the quidliner. Throw a little bit of bacon soda
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on that, just just a pinch, just a pin.
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He's also a very He rode up on his motorcycle
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just like I would imagine, just like I would hope.
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Uh.
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He left us gifts.
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Okay, Johnny, why we open our gifts right here, right now?
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And she's acting like he's not here, no gift for
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you X she Okay, this is uh, this is our
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Kwanza gifts he gave us, Johnny, you open yours for.
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I love first, very thoughtful of van.
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Here.
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Let's see what we got.
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I'm already in love of my gift.
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Oh it's a it's a Spirited Man patch and the
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uh neil and thread.
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Kit to uh Johnny, you gotta do.
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I know how to sew?
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Johnny? You should sew yourself that like you just have
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a wound and you have to stop the bleeding. You
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should do that, like h like I'm Rambo.
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That's the logo for his channel, The Spirited Man. Ah
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love that idea.
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What do you have there, Johnny? I know you have mine?
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Hits perfectly. Mine says retard.
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Do you know do you know what that is?
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He told me what it was, and I can't remember.
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He got that from from someone else who got that
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off of the printing press that printed the New York
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Times forever and they had the word retard on it,
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which he thought, I mean, that's hilarious that they had
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the word retard. On the John Baganda of the government.
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Johnny that goes up into the bable head. Bab bab
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al bab alon. Guess what else gonna go? All, I'm
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just because we're here, bab bala. Someone came to my
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show and gave me a Godzilla figurine. Oh wow, is
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that awesome?
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Yeah? That does look like an import right, god.
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I love this stuff. I carried it all the way home.
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Thank you Van by the way, thank.
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You, thank you, and thank you guy. Pregnant guy and
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pregnant chick and her husband who knocked her up for
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bringing Godzilla. They went, they go, we got gift for you,
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And I'm like, you guys, get it. Dude?
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Are you sure it was her husband who him?
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Well, I mean they he would have said something, He
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would have been something I could. We were kind of
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seeing other people at that point, but we got picked
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for good spy.
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Gotta get a DNA test.
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Got soon that kid comes out, We're getting the DNA test. No,
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you know, I offered a lot of people in Tulsa
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a chance to watch them have sex.
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And did you didn't you? Really?
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Yeah?
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Because every time that we hear about somebody coming up
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genuinely offering that you you pull out.
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Dude, nobody's done that, Johnny. You act they they act
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like they do. They took a mean game when they're gone.
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But I'm like, hey, dude, I will watch you power
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hump and nobody takes me up. I've been there. He
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has been there, Dude. That guy knows. I offer for
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you free watches, I watch you, I give you technique. Okay,
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do you want to get pregnant? No?
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No wonder. Nobody is taking us up on our offer
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on you're giving it away from You're giving the product
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away for free on Patreon.
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Are you we had a deal?
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I could give out one scholarship.
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Yeah, one scholarship.
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It's taking you half to show just to open the
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John Tellawi.
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This is the Japanese. This is how they operate. Okay, dude,
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So Johnny, I was I was an next year. You
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can come on the show as well.
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Walk to the show.
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What are we doing? Welcome to the show. I also
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had me Tino Sanchez and my and the opener Jake.
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We went, may I.
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Have a knife? May I open that?
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Is that?
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Can I?
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Johnny? Oh yeah, I'll never see this again.
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He's using a key. I don't give a toss about god.
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Johnny, watch your mouth, okay, watch your mouth with the
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You don't give a ship about Godzilla? I don't.
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You're a grown man carry a knighte Why don't know?
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Why don't I just kick you off the show and
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move to be the co host?
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Do you want a pocket knife?
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I'll buy you a nice pocket buy me a pocket knife,
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and then I'll go on a plane with it and
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I'll never be seen again.
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Well, we both di I've flown with this blade right here,
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I'm through uh t.
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S A with some stuff. I'm like, how did I
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get through?
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Talked about it in broken Sam? Yeah, we've talked about it.
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I'm like, that's a class A felony. I'm on the run.
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So we go to uh we go to uh we
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go and find Sam Kennison's.
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Oh yeah I did see that.
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Yeah, yeah, there you go. Thank you, Johnny, Sam ken
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Oh I'm so I can't tell you how excited I
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am about this Sam Kenson's funeral, his grave. Pretty Oh dude,
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am I asked me if I'm happy? Why are you
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asking me? Guy gives you a historical happy You.
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Get a historical artifact from the printing press of the
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New York Times, And you're more excited about a Godzilla toy?
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Dude. It's gone up to the Babylon, it's there. What
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more kind of fun can I have than to say
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I love the retard? Okay, god Johnny? So I go there, dude,
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he has the coolest quote. It's like hard to find
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his grave, so we had to literally use a YouTube
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video to find his Are you serious? That's old guys?
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Are you serious right now? Are you serious right now?
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Are you serious it's a god zillatoy? Of course, I'm serious.
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Are you serious?
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Which would lie about that?
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Which one is that? One? Is there? Generations? Yeah? This
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is the one where he took on King Kong, the
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new the new one, No, not the newest, newest one.
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I think I like the old days.
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Yeah. Oh that's so cool, dude. So we went to
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Sam Kennison's grave and I said the coolest quote, and
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I'm gonna get tattooed. And Day's like, do not get
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that tattooed? I go, Dana, you have no say in
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what I put on my body? Why do you think
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you ever say? I honestly was wondering what it was
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because you said, Sam Kinnison's uh tombstone found my new tattoo.
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I was like, you're not getting Sam Kinnison's face on you.
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No, No, what I am gonna get is I'm going
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to get. In another time and place, he would be
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called a prophet. He's got to figure out where I'm
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putting it there? You guys are do you know Kat
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who comes to our show? She's got black hair. She
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always comes with her Mexican friend. She's a tattoo artist.
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I may go and get her to tattoo it because
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I feel like chicks can do the writing better than
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the guys. PA. Right, so if you go over one?
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Okay, yeah, Burl Kinnison, But that's a great mital girl.
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Dude, if I had a son, I would throw Burl
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in there for sure. And this is it. In another
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time and place, he would have been called a prophet.
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I love that. And apparently your whole job, your whole thing,
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is to throw change on his thing. What fun? What
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are you thinking? I'll know, dude, I'd have to see
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different ones.
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You should try to just do that perfectly?
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Why and why that's not a fun fun? No?
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But I mean, and where would I put it like that?
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Oh yeah, you can spread it out like that.
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I'm thinking about right here on my leg because I
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want to put all my animals in on one leg.
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Oh, the zoo is gonna be one leg and all
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my all my dogs I've had over the years. Oh
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that's cool, dude.
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Yeah. My body is basically, uh, a memorial to dead people.
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I have so many dead people tats on my I
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mean that I'm gonna do it. So that's it. I
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like that though, so Uh. The final thing I want
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to talk about is that I am losing my bet
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with Johnny. I am. I am dainty weight. I actually wait,
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I gained one pound. Yeah, and it's not my fault.
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I can't stop eating McDonald's. And the reason I meet
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McDonald's is because the chicken to drive through as the
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fattest cans I've ever seen this. I mean, they aren't
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just kazukas bro and I just I'm like, I'm like,
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maybe today's the day I save her. Today's the day
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I get her out of this minimum wage job and
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let her liver dreams of being the only fans model dude.
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Be vice president someday.
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Who knows the big bazookas dude and you're like, man,
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what kind of expectations you have when you're working minimum
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wage at a drive through? Dude, that's gotta be the
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best case scenario right there. Anything's up from there, right
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you just don't hit her. She's gone. She's a happy person.
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Fat can sap. That's that's what I'm looking for. Come on,
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hang out like Dana, get out of the car, fat
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Cam Mexican at the drive there in the car. These
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are my kids. Help me raise them.
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There is something to that seeing a girl at a
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like a beautiful woman at a drive through. Yeah, I've
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seen and.
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You're like, why are you here? Sam's been with me.
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It's even worse when it's in like a random ass
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state where like, oh, I can bring you to Cali
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and you I can change your life. Yeah you can.
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It gets worse if you come to California because then
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you're competing with the smoke shows.
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Yeah. Yeah. In your little town, you are important. You
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are a celebrity.
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We would have thought something went horribly wrong, obviously because
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you're working the Hearties drive through.
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But yeah, well because that's just normal to them. That's
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the best. When you mean a hot chick who's normal. Yeah, listen, doesn't.
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Part of you think maybe you know they play your
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cards right if she's in.
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Oh, you know that's like chicks. When you see hot
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chicks riding the bus, you're like, Okay, you're a little stubborn.
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You're just being stubborn, right, Like, if you're a hot
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chick in your life sucks. It's directly related to decisions
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you've made.
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Totally. You're talking about the universe.
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Opens up to you. You could be illiterate from a
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trailer park. If you look hot in shorts, you have
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a shot. You have a shot.
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You obviously haven't crafted your dating profile.
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Property. Yeah, you just gotta get the right sauce and
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you're you're set for the rest of your life. Physical
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beauty is the quickest move away up the uh the
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the economic scale. Uh. You know. It's like, if you're
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a hot chick who's retarded, you can meet a guy
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who's done something with his life.
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Totally. Yeah, girl, don't know how to take a selfie though,
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we gotta teacher.
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No, no, no, you want to you want to turn
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that on? Don't have a uh Instagram face?
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Oh this dude, do.
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You'll do that with a girl? I knew a check that,
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like you would talk to her and she would just
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talk to you in her Instagram face? I go, what
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are you doing right now?
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Like she has an Instagram face?
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You do have an Instagram?
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What do you though?
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I do not? You like to? I have a whacky
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face for when I take pictures with fans so they
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remember it and it's funny. That's what I know.
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That's what I do.
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No, no, no, no, you do it?
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Oh no no, he goes, He goes, what is your face?
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All right? This is guys.
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What are you thinking? What do you what do you think?
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What are your thoughts when you're doing that face? Like,
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what is the motivation behind? If you were an actor,
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what would you.
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That was the face when you're like, oh that's the face.
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I don't know if I got me laid by some
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girl like I got my with the moment you like,
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got cutest face. Now you're just stuck going.
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It's like the science experiments where the animals, you know,
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the thing they were doing when they got the reward,
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they just keep doing that thing.
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Yeah, you have to deal with alex he Sam If
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you would have been president, what department are you putting?
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Johnson Hey Jones that's a great question.
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It looks like the foni right, I would definitely.
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Look what I fought. I surprised too, so crazy. You
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guys really didn't think Alex Jones is going to be
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part of the department. I thought he was gonna.
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Put I think you can't put out.
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I would love him to be Press secretary. He should
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just rotate people and just to make those people's lives miserable.
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That's what the Democrats have done for the past four.
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Years with it. Yeah, but they wrote rotating retard. No.
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But what I'm saying is they fucked with the right
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by rotating in assholes that irritate the right. Why isn't
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the right to do the same thing.
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Yeah, I'm with you, dude, Johnny getting politically on this show.
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Dude, I've been incredibly.
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Political, Johnny, you have been.
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I put it away for a while after Ron Paul,
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you know, but over the past couple of months, dude,
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just when the Chenese got but I was like, all right, we.
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Johnny came out. He said enough and he's going big
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game hunting.
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I came out swinging.
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Nice to follow him on Twitter. Go follow Johnny on
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Twitter for he just going big game hunting Johnny Johnny A. Woodard.
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Nope, Johnny Woodard.
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Johnny Woodard. Okay, I don't even know what just happen
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in this computer. I gotta get guys enjoy this episode.
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It's a fun, crazy conversation.
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All right. We rarely have a guest, rarely, rarely very.
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Only the only the the real g's come on. That's right, Yeah,
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we get a man.
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People that we are personally interested in.
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Uh.
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Our guest today is a filmmaker, honest to god artist.
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He is a craftsman. His name is Van Nistadt and
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there he is right there.
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Fan. Thanks for coming on our show. Thank you. I'm honored.
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We haven't been in the studio for a while, so
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we're glad to be back. We're back with a bang. Brother,
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Thank you so much. We appreciate you coming on. You're
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just telling us you were in Austin for a big
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film called so is that considered a film festival war
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dependent media initiative.
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It's mostly podcasters and YouTube I love that, but it's
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like the sophisticated level of Yeah, chef kiss, that's great.
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You said Humans of New York one something, Hey one,
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I love it, dude, Yeah, I just think about everyone
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thinks everything's getting really crazy. I just think it's getting
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more obvious, like it's always been this crazy, just now
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everyone's got a phone. Right, That's what I think, right,
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I think so absolutely? Yeah, yeah and so So for
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those who may not be familiar with you, can you
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tell us a little bit about yourself where they can
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find you?
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Okay, So, I think the thing that I'm best known
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for is I'm Casey Nistat's older brother. Okay, he's like
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a huge YouTuber. I saw him yesterday. Oh, they find
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me at the name of my YouTube channel is.
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The Spirited Man. I love that. For my name. It's
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actually my name, but the Spirited Man. Don't get you there.
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I love that. I think that's this is like a
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golden era for that right now. I think it's a
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golden era for YouTube. Think's the golden era for YouTube.
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I personally, because we were about to we decided to start.
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But I think you're gonna see Twitter make a big,
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big run, dude. I think you're about to see a big,
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big because Twitter reminds me of when YouTube, Like the
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golden era for me of Internet is about twenty fifteen,
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Like you could find anything you want on the internet,
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any kind of crazy story, and then just things change.
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Twitter seems to be back at that. You know, where
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you get, you can get. Everybody's got a view, everyone's
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allowed to go on there and have a good time,
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and all you have to do is figure out the
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video component so your your videos don't get lost behind uh,
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you know, in the feet of all these tweets, and
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then it's gonna be prime. Dude. But I love YouTube.
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You know, my kids love YouTube, they're four. I just
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wish that YouTube would love me a little bit, and
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that'd be fine.
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But I'm telling you, I've been engaged in an email
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exchange with them about two weeks running now, and I
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finally got them to where your name when you search it,
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the channel comes up first, and not forty.
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Because there were trolls, trolls who would talk about and
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their stuff would come up first.
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Yeah, and they and dude, they won't admit that they
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did anything. They're like, well, we didn't do anything. But
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the first guy I contacted said, oh, see, your channel
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does come up, and he scrolled down forty results. And
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then the next guy talked to he said, no, your
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channel comes up first, So clearly they did something. Because
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I've been checking it monthly for two years.
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It is what it is. I've come to accept it.
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But I want to get into the man stuff because
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I think the man stuff is is like, I think
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we've had a crisis for men in this day and age.
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As we were talking earlier about everybody going into digital,
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going into like you know, video directing and all that
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stuff the Internet, the man skills and stuff like that
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seem to be.
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You know, kind of they got kind of lost with
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the millennial generation because for the Millennials, the whole everything
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just sort of migrated to one gadget. And now the
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Gen Z generation, they've only had their whole life their whole.
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Haven't had an alarm clock.
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They haven't had a flashlight, they haven't had a magnifying glass,
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they haven't had all the gadgets that.
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Are the little icons on our on our phone. You
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may remember this. I told somebody, I remember a time
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when television would turn off. They would play the flag
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and then the national anthilm and then there would be
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no TV until like six in the morning. I remember that.
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I don't think I was ever old enough to be
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up late enough for that to happen maybe younger than
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you know, but that's all.
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I remember a time without.
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The Internet, we would buy like used like if we
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were in a TV emergency, we would buy like used
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black and white televisions.
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Do you remember that? That for a while played like
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that's so great. I remember black and white televisions. And
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do you remember you could take an index card if.
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You had regular cable with the box on the roof
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of your TV, and you could take an index card
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and bend it like three quarters of an inch and
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then slide it into the into one of the seams
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of the cable box and pull it a little bit,
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and you could maybe get the lines on the Playboy channel.
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To think about what that means. You got to see
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some squiggly titties. Possibly it was so hot, it was
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so great. That was great.
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Fancy city boys and your cable yea nothing. I had
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my dad's Atari for the first fifteen years of my life.
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Yeah, all right, Where did you grow up?
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North Carolina and the boony?
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I went to a vocational agriculture high school. Oh, if
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I could get my kids into that, I do it
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right now. Yeah, it's probably the program's probably been eliminated.
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They've been talking about how like women carry seventy percent
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of the debt in this country and it's because they
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go to colleg There are more than going to college
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and they're graduating with a bunch of college debt. And
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I'm like, that's gonna change, get it? And So I
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had this gig out in a Tulsa, Oklahoma this weekend.
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It was great. You know, I got murked by the Jake.
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The Jake and I got hurt, they killed, I got knocked.
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Everybody two huge because then it was John Jo was fine.
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It was a cultural event that night. My numbers weren't great.
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They weren't bad, they just weren't great, but you know,
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it's like I was out there. So anyways, the point
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of that is like, there was a guy in the
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audience who's a big fan of my show, and he's like,
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I'm like, what's going on? Is like I can't find
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a job. I go, what are your skills? He's like,
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I'm trying to do this. I'm like, do you have
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any man skills? And somehow I connect with this guy
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in the front row. He runs a plum he has
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a plumbing business, and he's gonna give that guy an
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internship to learn how to plump be a plumber. Right.
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Plumbing is the one that we all say when we
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making an example of people who make a lot of
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money electrician elemers and electricians, because if we own homes,
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we know how much and how hard they are to
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get and it's never gonna go away.
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I feel like AI is going to be that's gonna
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be the last thing.
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They're never going to replace roof They're never going to
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replace roofers.
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AI. There will never be AI. The manual ship, yeah,
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the good ship. Yeah. And that's why I think we
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need to get back to start. There's been a.
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Bunch of articles, like in uh in Wall Street Journal
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about how gen z like the cool thing now for
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like the children of us, the children of like people
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who worked who work in Silicon Valley. They watch their
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moms and dads just they're spend their entire lives on
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screens with a mouse, and they they're becoming like electricians
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and welders and so forth, and like that's kind of
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who my crowd is. I like, discourage them from going
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into YouTube and the media and stuff.
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I say, no, no, no, don't do it. Oh, don't
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start channel.
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I mean if you are a if you are you know,
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someone who works with your hands. Yeah, start a channel,
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but don't as a career. Oh I'm sorry you missed
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the boat.
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Yeah. Yeah, there's thirty million YouTube channel. Yeah.
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Yeah, that was my generation. There was famously a study
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done that revealed most of them wanted when they grew
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up to be famous. That no career, not for anything,
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just famous, which can include infamy.
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I think that soda died though, I know my famous
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people is like, I think it's not a big thing anymore.
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Old are you, Johnny, I'm thirty eight, about to be thirty.
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All right, so we're about ten years apart.
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But you are millennial, yeah, elder elder, and you are
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a I'm jen X just yeah, yeah, we we listen.
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My mother says she got the last of the greatness.
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I think we got the last of the greatness. We
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got bad that that that late eighties early nineties when
488
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everything was just fire.
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You got hairbands and grunge's.
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We all have got hip hop rap yeah and air
491
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Jordan's heavy metal Jordan.
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We have Air Jordan.
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Yeah. But we invented them. Yeah, and we got to
494
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see the guy who was names playing them. Yeah, he's
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gen X man. Yeah, and I think it's great, but
496
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it's like, have you read the books? Have you read
497
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the The Fourth Turning? No, that's the guy who invented
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gen X. That I'm pretty sure he came up with that.
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He was like, who names these generations? No, he invented millennials.
500
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But he's he talks about the different personality archetypes for
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each generation. So we're a nomad generation and he and
502
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you're not going to like this his generation hero generation.
503
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It's the same generation. That could mean a lot of stuff.
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Hero that could be like I'm going to be a
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hero to other people. No, it's just the archetype for
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that for that generation. It's just that it's like that.
507
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It doesn't mean that they're all heroes.
508
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But like the g I generation where they were in
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the like history block they have there's like eighty year
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history blocks to repeat themselves. Yeah, and uh the last
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history block, the World War two generation was his slow
512
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oh interest and we were like eisen Oh we gen
513
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X like in his day. George Washington was gen X
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in his day, Like I think Eisenhower was gen X.
515
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Oh that's so interesting. So they just repeat themselves this
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every eighty years. Wow, you got it. You'll love you
517
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love conspiracies here. This isn't a conspiracy tourney. It's just
518
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a way that they.
519
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Organized history, these historians, so that you can remember when
520
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all the shit happened and you get everything confused.
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I'll totally read it.
522
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It has some predictive power too.
523
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Oh and he predicted, Oh my gosh, he had this
524
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book called The Fourth Turning. It came out in nineteen
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ninety seven, so it was written in ninety six. He
526
00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:48.559
predicted September eleventh. He predicted COVID. He predicted the Ukraine.
527
00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:51.480
It's unbelievable. In the back, it's like some predictions and
528
00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:53.519
it's like, oh my god, Like five out of six
529
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of these came.
530
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When did this book come out? Ninety seven? Ninety seven.
531
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I loved bottle Blow. I was so close to buying
532
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a bible from the fifteen hundreds, and I was on
533
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it and it was available, and somebody was on the
534
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website at the exact same time and bought it at
535
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the exact same time because they thought I bought. I
536
00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:12.839
was on the line where and going, hey man, what's
537
00:25:12.839 --> 00:25:14.759
going on. I'm trying to buy it. It's like Okay, here,
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just do it. Okay, he thought. I bought because I
539
00:25:17.319 --> 00:25:21.720
love reading stuff before there was kind of consolidation of
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everything and manipulate. I like, hidden History is my favorite stuff.
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But like this comes out in the nineties. That's kind
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of before they deregulate every Are they more regulate or
543
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deregulate whichever one was?
544
00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:34.400
Oh yeah, the printing press had a lot more meaning.
545
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Yeah, I mean it was just crazy. But the reason
546
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I bring that out because I have this book right
547
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now and somebody told me again, and it's about the
548
00:25:41.240 --> 00:25:44.519
Book of Revelations, like just these priests were talking about
549
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in the nineteen twenties in Germany. Yeah, and already I'm
550
00:25:48.039 --> 00:25:50.920
only seventeen pages in and I'm already like this guy's
551
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talking about the mystery schools, and I go, I thought
552
00:25:54.039 --> 00:25:56.880
the Christianity, and why an't they do that? And You're like,
553
00:25:56.920 --> 00:26:00.759
here they are having a meeting about Christianity talking about
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mystery schools. I don't know what that is. The mystery
555
00:26:03.319 --> 00:26:06.880
schools are the old old old gods from way back,
556
00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:10.359
way back and Babylon and all that stuff with like
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the occult what they talk about. Not to get too conspiratorial,
558
00:26:13.359 --> 00:26:16.440
but I just I just find it's like I think
559
00:26:16.480 --> 00:26:19.480
we were getting corralled into certain things. In reality, it's
560
00:26:19.519 --> 00:26:23.240
like our world and our is so much more interesting
561
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and mystical and magical, and that they don't want us
562
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to believe in any of that stuff.
563
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By the way, nineteen thirties or alled around, they must have
564
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felt like they chose the right subject to study on revelation.
565
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Those guys that I all bet they all thought the
566
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world was in it.
567
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One well, especially in Germany just after World War One,
568
00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:40.160
and they're just having this meeting where this guy's breaking
569
00:26:40.200 --> 00:26:43.559
it all. Oh man, it's so interesting and just getting
570
00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:46.599
down and reading, like I love to read, even though
571
00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:49.240
even though I'm not the best at it. I'm just
572
00:26:49.319 --> 00:26:51.640
looking up words like what and this guy just having
573
00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:54.039
a conversation and I had to look up words that
574
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he's saying. It's crazy to me, but it goes back
575
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like are we missing certain skills like to be.
576
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What about like apprenticeship that'sn't just completely died. I mean
577
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my dad was he went to study welding with someone
578
00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:08.039
who was in my dad's a blacksmith, you know, she
579
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was horses and he went he had years that he
580
00:27:10.599 --> 00:27:12.000
was just working for another man.
581
00:27:12.079 --> 00:27:15.960
That's a lot the patience to learn the skill before
582
00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:18.799
you make the money right exactly the Internet and like
583
00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:22.640
American idols like no, go right to it, skip skip
584
00:27:22.680 --> 00:27:26.160
all that. I do really feel like, you know, what's
585
00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:28.480
her name, Kelly Clarkson. She seems to be able to
586
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be one of them that's held on to it for
587
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a long time.
588
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Yeah, but it's like, I'm sure to show you the
589
00:27:35.480 --> 00:27:37.920
ten years of pain I'm sure every one of those
590
00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:39.799
contestants went through before they went on that show.
591
00:27:39.880 --> 00:27:42.000
Yeah, one hundred. It's like this overnight thing, and like
592
00:27:42.039 --> 00:27:44.559
that is the worst part of it. I don't. I
593
00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:47.400
talked to all my comedian friends. We'll talk comedy forever,
594
00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:50.599
never talking about the theaters they're playing. They're always talking
595
00:27:50.599 --> 00:27:52.559
about I was at this open mic, I did this
596
00:27:52.599 --> 00:27:54.839
shitty gig. We went and did all and now you're
597
00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:57.559
cutting all that out. I loved hearing all that. Like
598
00:27:57.599 --> 00:27:58.480
I started listening there.
599
00:27:58.480 --> 00:28:00.680
I guess the first podcast I started listening to is
600
00:28:01.119 --> 00:28:03.799
Mark Maren and I had no idea there was like
601
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:06.440
a technical side to stand up and I.
602
00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:08.119
Just I can't. I've listened.
603
00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:12.079
I mostly listened to stand ups podcasts and some of
604
00:28:12.119 --> 00:28:14.400
them I like better than their than their work.
605
00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:16.279
Oh, I get told them all the time. I love
606
00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:20.160
Sam's podcast. I'm not a fan of his his his comedy,
607
00:28:20.279 --> 00:28:23.920
and I get it because my podcast is I don't
608
00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:25.519
know more, well, how would you describe it?
609
00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:28.160
It's more accessible maybe you know, well, it's.
610
00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:30.799
Just the opposite of well crafted, multi layered dick jokes,
611
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.680
which I which that's my sense.
612
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:38.079
But you guys are best artists, and you guys you
613
00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:40.440
have the least amount of shit. You just have a microphone,
614
00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:42.519
which blows like if you're a filmmaker, you have all
615
00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:43.440
these fucking things.
616
00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:46.759
Oh yeah, trick everybody with. But you guys have a microphone.
617
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That's it.
618
00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:50.799
And sometimes you don't have a microphone, and you guys
619
00:28:50.960 --> 00:28:53.960
take the longest to develop. I was listening to like
620
00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:57.359
Louis c K. Shane Gillis was on Louis c. K.
621
00:28:57.480 --> 00:28:58.960
And he's like, how long you've been doing And he's like,
622
00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:01.400
I don't ten twelve. He's like, oh so you just started.
623
00:29:01.720 --> 00:29:04.640
Just when people tell me they're like nine years, I go, okay,
624
00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:07.519
you got a year until you just begin. Just think
625
00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:11.200
about what else takes ten years being a doctor? Yeah, yeah,
626
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:14.359
because you're learning literally Jedi mind tricks. You're learning how
627
00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:19.359
to mentally manipulate people, manipulate energy, manipulate their in just
628
00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:23.279
your cadence alone. And the greats are like cult leaders,
629
00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:25.920
and they just get you thinking like one. And that's
630
00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:28.640
why when a comic stumbles over his words, everybody wakes
631
00:29:28.759 --> 00:29:31.519
up and then he's got put him back into the trance,
632
00:29:31.559 --> 00:29:34.519
and then you start thinking like he's thinking. Boom boom.
633
00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:38.119
And Shane Gillis is the best at it because I
634
00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:40.519
mean a master, and I mean this in all love
635
00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:43.480
and respect, the master of keep it simple stupid. He
636
00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:47.640
takes very advanced shit and makes it so simple to digest,
637
00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:50.880
to the point that he sometimes does he have to
638
00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:54.680
say the punchline and people are laughing. You could really
639
00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:58.079
study his style. I love studying styles of comedy. I
640
00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:01.000
love it. I'm like a real nerd dork when it
641
00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:03.839
comes to that. I think, all y'all are. I love it.
642
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:06.759
I love the art of it. The business side is
643
00:30:06.759 --> 00:30:10.400
what I hate. We all do, yeah, artist, If I
644
00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:12.079
could put out a tweet and sell out, I probably
645
00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:15.039
would love the business side too. But it's the constantly
646
00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:19.480
working and and all that stuff. But it's like killing
647
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:21.920
in a room full of strangers. There's no better feeling
648
00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:25.200
in the world. I know it. I've had some weird shit,
649
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:29.319
like I've done some great stuff party wise with the ladies,
650
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:35.519
nothing compares to killing in a room of just complete strangers.
651
00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:38.359
Any impulsed to do live events, man.
652
00:30:38.680 --> 00:30:42.680
Yeah, I have ideas to do live events, but I'm like, so,
653
00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:44.920
there's this movie called Stalker.
654
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:47.079
Have you ever seen this movie? It's Tarkowsky, like a
655
00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:47.880
Russian film.
656
00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:52.680
You have seen its, Okay, So a stalker is like,
657
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:54.759
it's sort of like a metaphor for artists. So a
658
00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:57.839
stalker is this guy who can go into this mystical
659
00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:01.759
place like this where like aliens landed and left this
660
00:31:01.799 --> 00:31:05.799
thing called the room, and he brings you into the room.
661
00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:11.200
And then in the room you are confronted by your real,
662
00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:14.079
true soul's desire.
663
00:31:13.720 --> 00:31:16.319
Whether you like it or not love it. And so
664
00:31:16.960 --> 00:31:19.640
the movie starts, he's doing like he's guiding these this
665
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:21.880
one group of people who want to go into the room.
666
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:25.680
But they've heard rumors about the last guy he brought
667
00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:27.319
into the room. And the last guy he brought into
668
00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:30.960
the room was a philosopher, And so what happened was
669
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:34.480
he goes into the room after.
670
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:35.880
He gets out of the room. Oh and you also,
671
00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:38.279
I think you get the desire if you go into
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the room and then after he comes out. It turns
673
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:45.119
out just everybody just wants money, Like you go in
674
00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:50.920
there and it's just something deeper. It's like it's making
675
00:31:50.960 --> 00:31:54.839
it in Communist Russia, granted, but like I am in that,
676
00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:58.400
I'm in that phase of my career. You know, I'm
677
00:31:58.440 --> 00:31:59.359
going into fifty.
678
00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:02.359
I got kids too, And like I've burned a lot
679
00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:04.039
of energy and a lot of time.
680
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:06.480
Like I always worked. I always worked really hard. I'm
681
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:09.720
a workaholic and it's just now starting to bear fruit.
682
00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:13.759
And my brother's this really rich, multi millionaire kid who's
683
00:32:13.799 --> 00:32:16.160
younger than me. He works harder than me, and he's
684
00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:18.079
smarter than me. That's why he's richer than me. Is
685
00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:21.160
very basic, and it's just like we talk about this
686
00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:25.680
all the time. It's just there's everyone's got different energy,
687
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:29.519
and you can lose your mind trying to go why
688
00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:32.160
or and I where they are. You can lose your
689
00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:35.559
f in mind. Dude. We call it. I call it
690
00:32:35.599 --> 00:32:38.680
the Elvis Elvis factor. He calls it the Hitler factor.
691
00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:41.119
I call it the Elvis factor. And it's just this
692
00:32:41.160 --> 00:32:43.880
thing where sometimes people are just drawn to you just
693
00:32:43.920 --> 00:32:46.920
don't know why it is. It's just they're drawn and
694
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:51.799
you're on your own journey, you know, and it's your brother,
695
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:53.920
so you love them and all that stuff. I knew
696
00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:57.160
a guy who was who's a friend of mine. I
697
00:32:57.200 --> 00:32:59.480
love him very much, but he was roommates with Vince Vaughan,
698
00:32:59.640 --> 00:33:03.640
and he wanted Vince Vaughn's career and it just never
699
00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:07.839
was that. He had an absolutely amazing career. But there's
700
00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:10.799
only been like twenty Vince Vaughn's ever in the history
701
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:15.279
of cinematography. So it's it's like literally winning the lottery.
702
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:18.880
We've all won. We've all won. I'm all one, and
703
00:33:18.920 --> 00:33:22.480
it's and it's wonderful, but you know, you get focused
704
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:23.960
on the you get what you don't.
705
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:27.200
My mentor says, don't talk about money in public. He
706
00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:30.119
says it, don't talk about on my channel because you
707
00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:32.319
think about that. A lot of the people who listen
708
00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:34.839
to us, You think about what they're going through. I
709
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.000
can't imagine how hard it is up Yeah.
710
00:33:36.839 --> 00:33:39.559
Oh it's crazy, it looks. But that's why I love
711
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:43.640
what what you represent, and you know, it's like the
712
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:47.960
skill set you're talking about. You know me, I was
713
00:33:48.079 --> 00:33:50.680
never going to work in a corporation. I was, it
714
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:52.920
was never gonna happen. I just can't work in a
715
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:56.039
corporation because there's just this you gotta file rules and
716
00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:58.759
maybe you don't think are the proper rules. And I've
717
00:33:58.799 --> 00:34:01.200
always been from the moment are doing stand up comedy.
718
00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:03.240
I ran my own rooms, and I ran the way
719
00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:06.079
I want to because I always felt if the show
720
00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:08.280
goes great, everyone's gonna take credit for If the show
721
00:34:08.320 --> 00:34:11.119
crashes and burn, I'm gonna take all the blame. So
722
00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:12.800
therefore I have to do it the way I want
723
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:14.760
to do it. And my whole thing has always been,
724
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:17.119
you know, I have this show at the Comedy Sore
725
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:20.320
called Comedy Chaos. It's kind of change the game over there.
726
00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:23.360
Everyone's doing what I do, and I'm okay with that
727
00:34:23.480 --> 00:34:26.199
because I like to take care of people, and I've
728
00:34:26.199 --> 00:34:29.000
always been like, give money away. People will come and
729
00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:31.079
they'll run it. They'll run through brick walls if you
730
00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:33.280
take care of them. And it's a big thing our
731
00:34:33.440 --> 00:34:38.559
Our whole society is based on scarcity. You're always told
732
00:34:38.880 --> 00:34:41.159
there's only so much of this, so many days to live,
733
00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:43.920
so much wealth, so much opportunity, so much all that,
734
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:45.800
and it's just a lot. It's not real.
735
00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:50.000
This is the insane. There's oceans of money. Yeah, there's
736
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:52.559
oceans of money. And if people connect with you, they
737
00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:55.480
they will just help you. There's that Bob Dylan line.
738
00:34:55.639 --> 00:34:58.239
Everybody will help you discover what you set out to find.
739
00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:01.840
I think you're on like with kids, right, Like you
740
00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:04.360
always want to be the best dad you can be,
741
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:07.480
but you also have to understand that your child is
742
00:35:07.519 --> 00:35:11.519
on their journey. And I feel like, as a parent,
743
00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:15.760
if you shield your children from trauma, they'll reach who
744
00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:16.719
they're supposed to reach.
745
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:18.960
I say that the only thing you really have to
746
00:35:19.000 --> 00:35:21.199
do is feed them and protect them from trauma.
747
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:24.000
That's what I say. Yeah, I think children are blessing,
748
00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:27.039
and I think our job is to teach them the
749
00:35:27.159 --> 00:35:32.239
skills to achieve their best thing and and and and
750
00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:35.440
take chances and go up. And then that's really what
751
00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:37.960
it is. And you know, I also think there's a
752
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:43.559
part of us that it's meant to stop the generational trauma.
753
00:35:44.679 --> 00:35:48.400
I grew up with wonderful parents, not perfect at all.
754
00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:50.639
My mother did the best she could, and my father
755
00:35:50.880 --> 00:35:55.239
definitely did the best he could. And I'm thankful for
756
00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:58.679
all the mistakes my father made because I saw myself
757
00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:01.599
about to start to do that. Raising children is super
758
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:06.360
parent and my parents are both super paranoid people. In recovery,
759
00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:10.519
it's called king baby. It's like super ego, super sensitive
760
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:12.679
at the same time. It's a very hard way to
761
00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:16.880
go through life. And I started seeing myself become that person.
762
00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:18.480
I was like, Okay, I'm not going to do that.
763
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:22.000
I'm gonna let go going into like judging your insides
764
00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:24.519
by someone else's outsides. Kind of let that go, and
765
00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:28.000
my goal is to teach set to my children. It's
766
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:31.000
like nobody's thinking about you, nobody's out to get you.
767
00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:34.280
If they do do something, it's probably a drive by
768
00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:36.559
and they're doing it to everybody and you can't take
769
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:39.559
any of that personal. Are they in school, Well, we
770
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:42.719
got them into school early, which I'm very sad about.
771
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:44.760
I'm like, we're already losing that.
772
00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:47.639
Everything is said when they move out of their crib,
773
00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:48.960
it's said it is for me.
774
00:36:49.039 --> 00:36:51.840
I mean, we're sensitive people, yeah, I have. I'm so sad.
775
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:54.519
I brought them back to their old playground that they
776
00:36:54.599 --> 00:36:57.400
used to go when they were just little babies. Yeah,
777
00:36:57.519 --> 00:36:59.760
it was called it was called Munchkins back then. That's
778
00:36:59.760 --> 00:37:02.760
why I was called my kids Munchkins. They changed then
779
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:05.559
A still ran by my people, the Armenians. Our meetings
780
00:37:05.639 --> 00:37:09.559
have indoor playgrounds in the valley on Lockdown.
781
00:37:09.880 --> 00:37:13.239
Yeah, yeah that we run that ship Kids Empire.
782
00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:16.760
Oh yeah, I love Kids Empire. Just let them go.
783
00:37:17.880 --> 00:37:22.639
Give them some token motorcycle. Dude, it's the best waste.
784
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:26.039
Your whole thing is just entire out your kids. Tired
785
00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:29.159
out your kids, like my two greatest I've done drugs,
786
00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:32.400
done the craziest stuff at the best time. There's nothing
787
00:37:32.440 --> 00:37:34.480
that feels better than when a four year old goes
788
00:37:34.519 --> 00:37:36.679
to bed. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah, it's
789
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:39.480
the best feeling in the world. And then my next
790
00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:42.880
thing is getting my kids to school on time is
791
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:46.079
the best feeling ever because in LA, if you're late,
792
00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:48.000
you have to sign in and give them a reason.
793
00:37:48.159 --> 00:37:51.440
Really, that is a man's skill being on time. I
794
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:53.639
made a video called your Tardy Friends Suck.
795
00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:56.199
I saw it hurt.
796
00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:58.960
Me and it was just relentless and I was like,
797
00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:03.760
you're allowed to be late for an individual once per year.
798
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:06.960
Yes, you are allowed to be late for anything in
799
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:10.000
your life once per month. You're allowed to be late
800
00:38:10.079 --> 00:38:13.119
once a month for anything. I'm with you one time.
801
00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:16.119
You have one ticket, not once for picking up blah
802
00:38:16.119 --> 00:38:18.079
blah blah, not once b blah blah blah, no once.
803
00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:21.679
And then there are these And then so my close friends,
804
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:25.280
especially like my program friends, if I'm waiting for them
805
00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:26.320
and they're late, I'm busy.
806
00:38:26.719 --> 00:38:29.559
And then they're single, yeah, and they don't have a wife.
807
00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:32.480
I'm with you. I will send them that video. I
808
00:38:32.480 --> 00:38:36.039
will send them a link to that video. That is
809
00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:40.280
so funny, dude. And I'm totally with you on time.
810
00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:43.760
It's an art. It's like you I to get here
811
00:38:43.800 --> 00:38:48.679
on time. Like, first of all, I almost forgot. I
812
00:38:48.719 --> 00:38:51.000
was like, I almost forgot. And then I was taking
813
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:53.440
my coat. I was like putting my coat on the
814
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:54.960
coat rack, and I was like.
815
00:38:55.440 --> 00:38:59.239
Don't forget to pack the card in your coat that
816
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:01.880
has the name of the recipients of the award place
817
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:03.679
in case you need to mention. I was like, wait,
818
00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:07.239
you have to go to the the podcast. Thank God
819
00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:09.679
that was at like noon, so I had plenty of
820
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:13.119
time to like That's why I rode my motorcycle because
821
00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:15.760
if I think if I had driven my car, you
822
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:19.400
wouldn't I wouldn't have made it on time. But I
823
00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:23.840
do you miss pandemic traffic? Oh man, give me a
824
00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:25.440
black plague every four years.
825
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:30.320
I can say is now, but I love the pandom
826
00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:32.280
I couldn't say it in the olden days because my
827
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:34.280
friends were living in New York and it really sucked.
828
00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:37.760
I live into Penga Canyon. There was no traffic. It
829
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.800
was why and we were just like, well, all we
830
00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:44.000
want to do is never leave here anyway. There's three
831
00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:47.639
state parks on my robe. And then just like I
832
00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:49.760
would just take the I had only one kid at
833
00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:52.039
that time, and we just would have He was really
834
00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:55.119
into culverts, so we would just go and explore all
835
00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:55.559
the you know.
836
00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:57.719
The pipes that go under the road. We would just
837
00:39:57.760 --> 00:40:01.559
go and explore all that. Awesome. Yeah, I really indulge.
838
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:05.199
What I'm my kind of my fatherhood is, I'm philosophy
839
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:07.599
is I'm trying to figure out my daughter's only a
840
00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:10.400
year old, so not I have two?
841
00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:12.719
I have a boy and a girl? How old six
842
00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:15.239
in one? Oh? Wow? Okay? And so I'm trying to
843
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:18.039
figure out what is the with the boy. I'm trying
844
00:40:18.039 --> 00:40:22.079
to feed him, Like what's his obsession gonna be?
845
00:40:22.559 --> 00:40:24.599
So I like try to expose him to as much
846
00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:27.440
a variety of stuff, and then when he gets into something,
847
00:40:27.440 --> 00:40:29.639
I try to really indulge him.
848
00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:30.239
But I don't.
849
00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:34.119
Nothing's really quite taken yet. But that's what I think.
850
00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:37.440
But it was really fun when he was really into culverts,
851
00:40:37.519 --> 00:40:38.880
like there's a culvert.
852
00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:40.480
Oh my god, there's a cold.
853
00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:43.800
We've like I've gone and he's gone through culverts when
854
00:40:43.800 --> 00:40:45.760
he was, you know, like a year or two old.
855
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:49.039
He could walk in them standing up, and I there
856
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:51.239
was we were in a o Hi and he went
857
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:54.039
into a culvert and then I like kind of army
858
00:40:54.079 --> 00:40:55.679
crawled in to get him and pulled him out. And
859
00:40:55.719 --> 00:40:57.559
when we got to the end of the culvert, hanging
860
00:40:57.559 --> 00:40:59.960
from the top of a culvert, fucking black widows. By
861
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:04.400
oh my god, we've killed four either four or five
862
00:41:04.639 --> 00:41:08.880
rattlesnakes in my yard. There's been like five. And how
863
00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:12.679
scorpions in the kids play like toy boxes.
864
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:17.000
There's scorpions into pea cannon.
865
00:41:17.079 --> 00:41:20.760
Oh yeah, we've got everything. We have a bear into
866
00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:26.320
banger canyon. What yes, destroyed, knocked over like every garbage
867
00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:27.880
can in the neighborhood. And then I went and found
868
00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:31.119
on my run and found the prince the bear prints
869
00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:32.679
and took a picture. I don't think it's that big
870
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:34.960
of a bear. Paul print was like about the size
871
00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:35.440
of my hand.
872
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:38.280
I was at when I was buying guns, right before
873
00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:42.599
the pandemics. I was sitting down signing the paperwork. I go,
874
00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:45.199
what's that gun? He goes, that's a bear gun, a
875
00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:48.360
bear gun rifle. It was just a giant one. He goes.
876
00:41:48.559 --> 00:41:51.880
The kickback is insane, dude, but you'll take them right out.
877
00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:55.159
I'm like, do I want that gun? Do I want
878
00:41:55.199 --> 00:41:58.280
a bear gun? You know, just in case some ship
879
00:41:58.400 --> 00:41:59.360
hits some fat.
880
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:01.960
I work with the guy named Braxton Hagen. He was
881
00:42:01.960 --> 00:42:04.960
born in two thousand. He's been a professional filmmaker since
882
00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:07.840
he was ten years old. His dad is like a
883
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:11.760
famous hunter, and so Braxon would He learned to edit
884
00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:14.440
when he was like six or something. And when he
885
00:42:14.559 --> 00:42:18.400
was ten, I think his dad was like sponsored by Cabella's.
886
00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:20.960
I might be I might be butchering this whole thing,
887
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:26.159
but so Braxton would edit the Cabbella's like hunting video
888
00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:29.039
he had the skills to edit videos, and he said
889
00:42:29.079 --> 00:42:31.840
his dad had to like fake his signature because he's
890
00:42:31.920 --> 00:42:33.400
under eighteen, he's under sixteen.
891
00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:35.000
It's child labor illgal.
892
00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:39.199
But anyway, Braxton's and Braxton is just he's he comes,
893
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:41.960
he's he's gorgeous, he's tall. He kind of looks like
894
00:42:41.960 --> 00:42:44.800
a tall Bob Dylan, like a tall, handsome Bob Dylan.
895
00:42:44.880 --> 00:42:46.920
Like you know black Irish.
896
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:49.599
Kid who looks like a really good he looks like
897
00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:50.199
Jacob Dillan.
898
00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:52.480
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know black Irish was dark hair,
899
00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:56.599
about the blue eyes, things like that, and but he's.
900
00:42:56.400 --> 00:42:59.000
Like he looks just like a near a Brooklyn hipster.
901
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:01.280
He's a he's literally a killer. Yeah.
902
00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:04.320
And his father when his father was like twenty something,
903
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.199
like I want to say, under twenty five, he was
904
00:43:07.480 --> 00:43:11.800
deputized by the State Department or the Department of the
905
00:43:11.880 --> 00:43:17.880
Interior because a man eating polar bear was loose, like
906
00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:24.039
in some city in Alaska killing people, and you only
907
00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:28.159
like Native Americans are allowed to kill a polar bear.
908
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:31.440
So they had to deputize him as like a marshal
909
00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:33.760
or something like Chris. So they flew him to DC.
910
00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:36.320
They deputized him and then he went and he fucking
911
00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:40.400
killed a polar bear. Damn, bro, those things are like
912
00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:42.199
a thousand yeahs huge.
913
00:43:42.920 --> 00:43:47.199
That is crazy. And if you kill a polar bear,
914
00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:48.760
you get if you kill a bear, you get to
915
00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:52.480
wear those claws like in the Revenant member it's like
916
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:55.639
a badge like some guys have the fucking Mountain Lion clause,
917
00:43:55.719 --> 00:43:58.639
like gives a shit. But then you got those grizzly
918
00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:02.719
claws in that necklace. Killing a polar bear till wonder
919
00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:06.639
if al Gore cried that night we lost another.
920
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:10.360
And to do it square like that like a real haunting.
921
00:44:10.559 --> 00:44:14.280
So when we talk skills, yeah, colder bear killing is
922
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:15.400
definitely is that on there?
923
00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:18.840
What are we talking about? Were talking manners? Are we talking?
924
00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:20.400
I think it's the Okay.
925
00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:23.960
So there's this book I stole this term from the
926
00:44:24.039 --> 00:44:27.280
my My channels called The Spirited Man, and I stole
927
00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:31.519
that phrase from a book called shop Class as Soul
928
00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:33.280
Craft by Matthew B.
929
00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:33.920
Crawford.
930
00:44:33.920 --> 00:44:35.880
And I read this book maybe in two thousand and
931
00:44:35.960 --> 00:44:39.079
nine or so, and it's a book written by a
932
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:44.800
bookworm like wrench head, like a guy who he was
933
00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:47.360
he I think he got a PhD from University of Chicago,
934
00:44:47.639 --> 00:44:50.039
and then he started working for Think Tanks, and he's like,
935
00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:52.400
this is killing my soul. So he rented a little
936
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:57.639
basement and started restoring old BMW motorcycles. And it's just
937
00:44:57.719 --> 00:45:00.920
about there's this saying, is this like one of these
938
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:03.599
old Greek guys. He said that it is by having
939
00:45:03.800 --> 00:45:07.639
hands that human beings are the most intelligent of animals.
940
00:45:08.119 --> 00:45:12.000
Yes, you're right, and so I just and the spirited man,
941
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:15.840
by his day definition is basically, a spirited man is
942
00:45:15.840 --> 00:45:18.239
a person to be a woman too, is a person
943
00:45:18.280 --> 00:45:20.920
who takes care of their own business. You know, like
944
00:45:20.960 --> 00:45:23.119
if your car is broken, can you get can you
945
00:45:23.159 --> 00:45:25.639
get going? Or can you know? Like I have a
946
00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:27.840
fucking dirt bike on the back of my truck. I
947
00:45:27.880 --> 00:45:30.119
have two dirt bikes. I have a bike ready for bike.
948
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:33.679
So if the thing breaks down and I'm running late
949
00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:35.039
for a podcast and I can just jump on.
950
00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:38.719
It's an electric dir dirt same with my kids.
951
00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:42.079
Something happens, but then I know if that dirt bike breaks,
952
00:45:42.119 --> 00:45:44.039
I know how to do certain X y Z. And
953
00:45:44.119 --> 00:45:46.039
it all comes from like when we're little kids in
954
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:48.639
our house, my dad's like my dad's a.
955
00:45:48.599 --> 00:45:52.239
Jew, you know, Jews aren't known for being handy, although
956
00:45:52.280 --> 00:45:55.559
I know extremely handy Jews. Yeah, but you know the
957
00:45:55.599 --> 00:46:00.119
stereoids had handy. Yeah, yeah, the stereotype. So everything was
958
00:46:00.159 --> 00:46:01.119
broken in our house.
959
00:46:01.440 --> 00:46:03.639
So if you wanted and it was just by you know,
960
00:46:03.719 --> 00:46:06.599
sheer force of will, if you wanted to whatever, if
961
00:46:06.639 --> 00:46:08.760
you wanted the bike to work, that's on you. You know,
962
00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:11.679
there's no bike shop in town, and so it was
963
00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:14.079
just like by will. My brothers have.
964
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:17.320
It too, like this ability to fix, to fix. But
965
00:46:17.440 --> 00:46:20.239
I'm the poorest one of the three of us, so
966
00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:22.280
I'm the one who can fix things the most because
967
00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:25.880
I need to the most. You're the other pick Manning brother.
968
00:46:26.039 --> 00:46:28.559
You're the other Manning brother. Yeah, but he wanted super
969
00:46:28.559 --> 00:46:30.199
Bowl tak Yeah he's Eli.
970
00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:32.800
No, no, no, no, the ages are different.
971
00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:36.199
But Eli yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would. I'm sorry, dude.
972
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:38.239
I'm one of the few people that would take Eli
973
00:46:38.320 --> 00:46:42.239
over Peyton. Oh well, that's crazy because I feel that
974
00:46:42.280 --> 00:46:46.239
Eli was better in the in the playoffs. Do you
975
00:46:46.239 --> 00:46:49.639
have a superstar brother? No, well, my brother's superstar, but
976
00:46:49.800 --> 00:46:53.159
he's he My brother's one of those guys. No, dude,
977
00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:55.119
he he could do anything he want. He was like
978
00:46:55.159 --> 00:46:57.280
the number one high school bowler in New York State
979
00:46:57.360 --> 00:46:59.679
and then like one of the best golfers I've ever
980
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:01.559
seen life. And just one day he's like, well I
981
00:47:01.559 --> 00:47:03.880
want to do that, and he's on his journey right now,
982
00:47:03.920 --> 00:47:06.559
which I'm watching, like, Okay, how's this going to end?
983
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:09.039
Because you He's like, I'm not worried about my career.
984
00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:12.280
I'm not worried about any older, younger, younger by two years. Yeah,
985
00:47:12.280 --> 00:47:18.559
I'm superior. My brother is better looking, same, hung more,
986
00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:21.079
I mean everything you name it, I don't know about that.
987
00:47:21.159 --> 00:47:23.119
I mean one day we had a measuring with Jason
988
00:47:23.199 --> 00:47:25.239
Randolph and I had the small so I'm like, okay, dude,
989
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:26.280
this is my this is my.
990
00:47:26.400 --> 00:47:29.199
Cross cuts of a lion man. Yeah, I mean we
991
00:47:29.360 --> 00:47:32.159
just got that's my own private business. No, I put
992
00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:32.559
it out.
993
00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:34.440
There because if I'm going to make fun of everybody,
994
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:37.320
I gotta be real honest about my weakness is I
995
00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:40.119
have two kids, so my gun's fine. I don't you know,
996
00:47:40.360 --> 00:47:43.760
once you have kids, it's like, hey, dude, I'm good. Yeah, yeah,
997
00:47:43.800 --> 00:47:47.800
I stopped wearing jeans. I just wear like I wear,
998
00:47:47.920 --> 00:47:51.159
but I call it business pajamas. If you get a boner.
999
00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:56.280
What do you do? I don't care, I really don't care.
1000
00:47:56.760 --> 00:47:58.760
So so when we get in so I I think
1001
00:47:58.800 --> 00:48:01.039
about this all the time. Yeah, Like, you know, I
1002
00:48:01.280 --> 00:48:04.559
take martial arts. I love martial arts. Man skill like
1003
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:08.840
tie boxing, jiu Jitsu's my stuff. I like Kraft Macga Okay,
1004
00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:11.159
I just have Sometimes I don't like how it's taught.
1005
00:48:11.199 --> 00:48:14.400
But you know, but you know there's schools. You go
1006
00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:17.199
to school, you practice other people and then you spar
1007
00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:19.920
and like I've always watched box and go. Why doesn't
1008
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:24.360
boxing take the business model of martial arts schools? So
1009
00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:27.079
if I if I take you this this, why isn't
1010
00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:30.880
there a man school school I can go to? Like
1011
00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:33.920
this week, we're gonna learn how to work on like
1012
00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:37.039
for adults, right, Yeah, first, don't I want to do this? Dude?
1013
00:48:37.119 --> 00:48:39.519
I think I want to do that. You started at
1014
00:48:39.559 --> 00:48:43.800
your first student, and we just every week you pick
1015
00:48:44.039 --> 00:48:47.400
what we're gonna learn. I don't know. It's my biggest regret.
1016
00:48:47.639 --> 00:48:49.119
I don't know martial art.
1017
00:48:49.159 --> 00:48:52.519
But my son, that's like the most consistent thing started
1018
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:57.840
when he was for my boy jiu jitsu Gracie. But
1019
00:48:58.079 --> 00:49:02.599
oh my god, and I've seen him in street fights.
1020
00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:08.480
My boy and and and he and he de escalates.
1021
00:49:08.559 --> 00:49:11.519
I've seen him on a playground with a stranger, straight
1022
00:49:11.599 --> 00:49:14.800
up street fight, just throwing blows to the face and
1023
00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:17.440
then just choking the kid out and then getting up
1024
00:49:17.440 --> 00:49:19.519
and leaving him alone. The kid still goes back for
1025
00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:22.239
more and over and over. And then after when we
1026
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:24.480
were leaving the playground, he was like, bye, Franklin.
1027
00:49:25.360 --> 00:49:31.199
They were It was a little bottle buddy. I have daughters,
1028
00:49:31.239 --> 00:49:34.559
and I have these dreams for them. Their mother wants
1029
00:49:34.559 --> 00:49:37.559
them in jiu jitsu as well. Yeah, I'm just sensing
1030
00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:40.800
it's not going to be her thing. It's not his thing.
1031
00:49:40.880 --> 00:49:43.559
It's kind of it's it's the most important thing to me. No,
1032
00:49:43.599 --> 00:49:47.679
I'm because I'm like nobody you know, you know it,
1033
00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:52.800
Nobody going schools, nobody, nobody saw, nobody saw them. So
1034
00:49:53.119 --> 00:49:55.440
just like they're all trying to get a viral moment
1035
00:49:55.440 --> 00:49:58.840
of you getting clock. Yeah, so I want my daughters
1036
00:49:58.840 --> 00:50:01.039
to get in jiu jitsu. My Eddie Bobo is my
1037
00:50:01.039 --> 00:50:03.320
best friend. He always says, around five, I think it's
1038
00:50:03.320 --> 00:50:04.000
okay time.
1039
00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:05.920
So the fact that your kids are in it is
1040
00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:08.320
absolutely He's a great belt. The other great belts are
1041
00:50:08.519 --> 00:50:12.280
like seven eight, they're big. Some big kids are My buddy.
1042
00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:14.679
Mike Romanelli's like that. We have a club in New
1043
00:50:14.760 --> 00:50:20.039
Jersey and his kids are both murderers. Like his daughter.
1044
00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:24.199
His daughter's like thirteen. Now, yeah, she's like got a
1045
00:50:24.239 --> 00:50:27.440
black belt in karate. Thirteen, Yeah, she got black belt
1046
00:50:27.440 --> 00:50:31.440
in karate and she's crushing people. His wife is too,
1047
00:50:31.480 --> 00:50:34.960
she's great. And his son is like his son set
1048
00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:37.599
the record for most hours at the school because his
1049
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:39.400
mom works there, so he would just sit there and
1050
00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:42.679
roll all the time. But yeah, that's my dream. That's
1051
00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:46.280
my dream. But going back, like this month, we're gonna
1052
00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:50.079
work on cars. This month, we're gonna work on building.
1053
00:50:50.199 --> 00:50:55.960
Shit basic building would steal yes, yeah, yeah that hot fire.
1054
00:50:56.280 --> 00:50:59.360
That would be the best business out there. Yeah, we're
1055
00:50:59.400 --> 00:50:59.920
gonna teach.
1056
00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:03.360
I mean the schools have addoicated their responsibilities, like shop
1057
00:51:03.360 --> 00:51:06.960
classes gone right, I mean at school. I came from school.
1058
00:51:07.039 --> 00:51:08.880
I'm totally prepared for my daughters to be like, I
1059
00:51:08.920 --> 00:51:10.599
don't want to go to college. Good, what is your
1060
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:14.639
skill set? I'm strongly discouraging college maybe for my daughter.
1061
00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:19.280
Oh here's what you do. Buy an apartment near campuses,
1062
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:22.079
live the college life without the college.
1063
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:24.360
Like, this is my last video that I made. The
1064
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.760
last video I made it was called what I would
1065
00:51:26.840 --> 00:51:29.800
do if I was starting out now, and it's essentially
1066
00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:32.239
if I'm eighteen now, but I have the brain. I
1067
00:51:32.239 --> 00:51:34.280
don't have any of the physical skills that I have now,
1068
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:36.039
but I have the brain that I have now. I
1069
00:51:36.079 --> 00:51:38.280
have all the wisdom that I have now. Yes, and
1070
00:51:38.320 --> 00:51:40.719
this is what I would do eighteen and graduating high school.
1071
00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:43.159
I'm living with my dad in Waterford, Connecticut and his
1072
00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:46.760
and his wife. I'm going to work for I think
1073
00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:48.519
it'll take me a year. I'm going to save ten
1074
00:51:48.599 --> 00:51:52.239
thousand dollars. I'm not paying rent, so you know, I
1075
00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:54.239
don't think it's that hard to save ten thousand dollars.
1076
00:51:54.679 --> 00:51:57.880
Then I'm going to buy a one of those utility trucks,
1077
00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:00.519
which is like you know, the pickup truck with the tools.
1078
00:52:01.159 --> 00:52:04.079
The toolbox is built into the built into the bed.
1079
00:52:04.800 --> 00:52:07.400
And then, and this is the scariest part, I'm moving
1080
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:13.679
to a college town. I'm eighteen nineteen. I've worked for
1081
00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:16.679
a I've worked a year for a contractor, so I
1082
00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:17.559
know the basics.
1083
00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:21.280
And then I'm moving to Athens, Georgia, respect where the
1084
00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:22.360
University of Georgia is.
1085
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:25.679
Ye got to have a nice campus. Florida State's town
1086
00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:28.159
economy of a college. And it's not a big college town.
1087
00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:30.400
It's not New York, you know, it's like it's the
1088
00:52:30.760 --> 00:52:33.400
college is the only thing that there is. And so
1089
00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:37.719
your client, your client tele is college. Like is the
1090
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:41.199
fraternities they need shelves to be built, the sororities they
1091
00:52:41.239 --> 00:52:44.239
need shels. My business would be just shelves, just building
1092
00:52:44.519 --> 00:52:47.800
custom shelves, custom shelves that are four inches long, custom
1093
00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:50.119
shells for an entire you know, blah blah blah.
1094
00:52:50.119 --> 00:52:52.880
If you're listening at home, that's the skills do it.
1095
00:52:53.719 --> 00:52:58.639
Scout Armstrong, sober guy. He just moved to Nashville and
1096
00:52:58.800 --> 00:53:01.960
just was like, I need a gig. Just became a handyman,
1097
00:53:02.639 --> 00:53:05.719
watching videos, fixing stuff. I'm like, dude, that's the cool
1098
00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:09.000
thing is doing. Okay, Yeah, he says, he's good, Oh good, good,
1099
00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:13.079
good Again. I'm like, and then you you're your creativity shit.
1100
00:53:13.400 --> 00:53:15.960
You just make videos and Instagram and stuff about this
1101
00:53:16.079 --> 00:53:20.000
amazing beautiful blah blah blah. You're twenty, you're you can
1102
00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:23.840
build stuff. You're in Athens Georgia. Those Georgia girls are beautiful,
1103
00:53:24.000 --> 00:53:27.400
beautiful rush and you're in the town with them.
1104
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:30.760
Kansas City is a nice place to live too. Kansas City.
1105
00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:33.960
I hate the football team because I'm a Raiders fan.
1106
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:37.119
But I mean, if you go, dude, you're not looking
1107
00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:39.239
to be in show business. You just want to live
1108
00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:41.679
a regular life. Where you want to move to, It's
1109
00:53:41.679 --> 00:53:45.119
either San Diego Kansas City. Kansasy is a great place
1110
00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:47.599
if you're trying to find a really hot chick who
1111
00:53:47.679 --> 00:53:49.960
just wants to be a wife. Yeah, it's probably not
1112
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:54.159
even that expensive. Right, Nope, we go. When did you
1113
00:53:54.159 --> 00:53:57.480
grow up up state New York? Okay, in Vegas for
1114
00:53:57.519 --> 00:54:00.880
five years? Yeah, six years, and then moved to while
1115
00:54:01.079 --> 00:54:03.360
here and I've been out here since, and I'm we're
1116
00:54:03.400 --> 00:54:04.840
we're thinking about maybe getting out.
1117
00:54:04.960 --> 00:54:07.239
Oh yeah, you made a video about Austin. That's what
1118
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:07.679
we're gonna.
1119
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:13.199
Yeah, I'm outside outside of Austin. I'm really over big
1120
00:54:13.239 --> 00:54:16.639
city living. I really just because I do need that,
1121
00:54:17.159 --> 00:54:22.159
you know, I do. Who's I live in Tarzana right now? Okay,
1122
00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:25.280
and I like it, but I'm still too it's too
1123
00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:28.400
congested to me. My kids don't know any of the
1124
00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:33.719
neighbors kids. I just it's just too like people isolate
1125
00:54:33.760 --> 00:54:35.559
too much. I see, I want where you get to
1126
00:54:35.920 --> 00:54:38.119
know your neighbors and stuff like Pango's like that.
1127
00:54:38.440 --> 00:54:41.719
It's like a fifties American little things like I know
1128
00:54:41.800 --> 00:54:44.480
when I go out to there's like five restaurants. So
1129
00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:47.199
if you go out, there's always the parents of the kids,
1130
00:54:47.519 --> 00:54:50.199
there's always the other kids. It's a real like old
1131
00:54:50.440 --> 00:54:54.280
It's crazy. It's I want a little bit expensive.
1132
00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:58.920
Just outside of La where it's just like fans, I'm
1133
00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:00.880
the first one on the one one or the four
1134
00:55:01.039 --> 00:55:03.280
or five out of top That's what I want.
1135
00:55:03.679 --> 00:55:04.800
Do you have a bug out plan?
1136
00:55:04.960 --> 00:55:08.639
Fan? I have? Okay.
1137
00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:12.320
So you know this guy Victor Davis Hansen. No, Okay,
1138
00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:16.960
he's he Hoover Institute. He's a professor. He's like a
1139
00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:20.000
stand I think he's just the Hoover Institute is at Stanford.
1140
00:55:20.559 --> 00:55:25.679
He's like, he's like a fifth generation Californian. He's a
1141
00:55:25.880 --> 00:55:29.079
world class college professor. He's written fifth I think fifty
1142
00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:30.320
books or something like this.
1143
00:55:31.199 --> 00:55:35.280
He wrote a book and he's like and he's a podcaster.
1144
00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:36.400
He does really well.
1145
00:55:36.880 --> 00:55:39.880
And he wrote this book called the I think it's
1146
00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:42.199
called the end of is it called the end of everything?
1147
00:55:42.639 --> 00:55:53.320
And it's about Carthage, Constantinople, Thebes and as as tech
1148
00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:58.239
as tech empires. It's about those four at empires and
1149
00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:04.599
they're there are so few shit hits the fan. Everything
1150
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:08.599
collapses examples from history. It almost never happens. Interest like
1151
00:56:08.679 --> 00:56:12.960
every city is still around, almost every It's just unbelievably rare.
1152
00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:15.159
What do you think the power structure just changes.
1153
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:18.039
I mean, you have things where it feels like I
1154
00:56:18.039 --> 00:56:20.119
mean maybe for five or six years or ten years.
1155
00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:22.679
Like if imagine you're a Jew in Poland, or you're
1156
00:56:22.800 --> 00:56:25.039
in the twenties and thirties, or you're a Jew in
1157
00:56:26.000 --> 00:56:28.800
Israel in the twenties and thirties, it feels.
1158
00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:29.880
Like it's the fucking end of the world. It is
1159
00:56:29.920 --> 00:56:32.159
the end of the world. And if you're even if
1160
00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:35.440
you're anyone in Germany in the nineteen twenties, late nineteen
1161
00:56:35.480 --> 00:56:41.440
twenties when the it's thousand percent inflation, but the like
1162
00:56:41.639 --> 00:56:46.119
collapse like you know mad Max stuff, it's not gonna
1163
00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:48.440
happ don't think's gonnapp. I mean, my grandfather bought this
1164
00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:51.719
big spread up in you know, in Maine.
1165
00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:54.480
They were living in Providence. He had eight kids. He
1166
00:56:54.559 --> 00:56:56.599
bought this big spread. My brother says he bought it
1167
00:56:56.639 --> 00:56:59.880
because he was broke. I think he was doing like
1168
00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:01.920
back to the land ship because it was like the
1169
00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:04.599
nuclear age and all of that stuff, and there was
1170
00:57:04.639 --> 00:57:07.000
a big hip thing in the fifties and sixties of
1171
00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:09.800
but it like kind of destroyed his family. He had
1172
00:57:10.440 --> 00:57:13.159
six daughters and two sons, and they they went from
1173
00:57:13.199 --> 00:57:16.880
this beautiful little suburb in Rhode Island to the woods
1174
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:17.719
and this is where.
1175
00:57:17.519 --> 00:57:21.199
I was, and it just destroyed them. These were like
1176
00:57:21.559 --> 00:57:24.280
literally the beautiful girly girls, and like it was like
1177
00:57:24.800 --> 00:57:27.960
it's hard rugged people up there, and they just didn't
1178
00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:30.320
and it was I kind of think it was for nothing.
1179
00:57:30.320 --> 00:57:32.519
They could have just stayed in Rhode Island. But I
1180
00:57:32.559 --> 00:57:34.000
have a friend who moved to from New York City
1181
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:34.199
and he.
1182
00:57:34.199 --> 00:57:38.320
Bought a big spread in in uh, Michigan.
1183
00:57:38.639 --> 00:57:40.519
It's like an apple orchard and stuff, and he's doing
1184
00:57:40.559 --> 00:57:43.679
all this stuff. Dude, there's a castle for sale in Michigan.
1185
00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:46.679
And my babies, Mama's whole family. She wants to go
1186
00:57:46.719 --> 00:57:49.679
out to Michigan, but she always sends me these crazy
1187
00:57:49.920 --> 00:57:53.360
ass houses that you think would be way more expensive
1188
00:57:53.360 --> 00:57:56.400
than they should be. Yeah, but a castle, Yeah, that's crazy.
1189
00:57:56.400 --> 00:57:59.199
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what we had.
1190
00:57:59.239 --> 00:58:02.320
They closed the roads. I'm just talking about preparation.
1191
00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:05.719
They closed the roads and to Panga a couple of
1192
00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:08.880
weeks ago, and it would they closed them like ahead
1193
00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:10.480
of time because they said the winds were going to
1194
00:58:10.519 --> 00:58:13.599
be so severe that they're only the Sheriff's apartments only
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00:58:13.679 --> 00:58:17.000
letting residents up the up to Panga Canyon Road into
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00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:21.000
Panga Canyon Boulevard. I went that night and I bought
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00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:25.400
like a steel three horse power to chainsaw and you know,
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00:58:25.559 --> 00:58:29.400
and the and the chaps and the helmet thing. And
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00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:31.400
I was like, because when I was a kid, oh,
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00:58:31.440 --> 00:58:32.960
this is a man thing that I just I have
1201
00:58:33.079 --> 00:58:35.719
vivid memories of I grew up on the Rhode Island
1202
00:58:35.719 --> 00:58:39.119
border of Connecticut on the coast, and every summer ended
1203
00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:42.480
with a giant hurricane. And I just remember we would
1204
00:58:42.519 --> 00:58:44.880
be like driving through the woods and we would stop.
1205
00:58:45.039 --> 00:58:47.280
We would get stopped and there was never traffic. It's
1206
00:58:47.320 --> 00:58:49.400
the middle of nowhere, and there'd be traffic. We'd stop
1207
00:58:49.639 --> 00:58:52.320
and at the front of the traffic would be an
1208
00:58:52.360 --> 00:58:55.159
old fucking Chevy pickup and a guy would get out
1209
00:58:55.199 --> 00:58:57.679
of it and he'd take the chainsaw ah and he
1210
00:58:57.719 --> 00:58:58.840
would cut a citizen.
1211
00:58:59.159 --> 00:59:02.360
He would cut the the tree and pull, you know,
1212
00:59:02.440 --> 00:59:05.000
and like tug it toe. I have toe straps to
1213
00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.039
tow it out of out of out of the way.
1214
00:59:07.199 --> 00:59:09.760
In my land cruiser, I have a I have a
1215
00:59:09.760 --> 00:59:14.840
battery eighteen volt angle grinder in case there's fire into
1216
00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:19.000
Panga and the two roads there's only two roads into Panga,
1217
00:59:19.039 --> 00:59:21.840
in case they're blocked. I have also my son and
1218
00:59:21.880 --> 00:59:24.119
I have taken our dirt bikes and we've done all
1219
00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:26.559
of the fire roads that get you out of Topanga.
1220
00:59:27.440 --> 00:59:31.119
However they're locked. There's gates that are locked with padlocks.
1221
00:59:31.559 --> 00:59:33.440
So I have an angle grinder. It can cut through
1222
00:59:33.480 --> 00:59:37.639
in thirty seconds. Yeah, battery opper and then we take
1223
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:39.599
We have a land cruiser and like.
1224
00:59:39.519 --> 00:59:43.760
A dream of it. I always sell get some dirt bikes.
1225
00:59:43.880 --> 00:59:49.679
Just visit me. You'll be against. I'm addicted to the
1226
00:59:49.679 --> 00:59:51.960
weather here. That's my whole thing. I'm looking.
1227
00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:53.639
I could I could lose, I could take a leave it.
1228
00:59:53.679 --> 00:59:55.159
I don't care about the weather really.
1229
00:59:54.960 --> 00:59:56.639
So wait, did you tell me where you were thinking
1230
00:59:56.679 --> 01:00:00.440
of going there's a couple of places like I was
1231
01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:03.840
thinking about, I wants to go north outside of Austin,
1232
01:00:03.840 --> 01:00:07.599
outside of San Diego. Okay, you know, because I just
1233
01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:10.760
love the OReGO Springs. You ever been there? No where
1234
01:00:10.840 --> 01:00:14.079
is that. It's this desert. I made a video about that.
1235
01:00:14.119 --> 01:00:17.199
Do you remember the one where where at the end
1236
01:00:17.199 --> 01:00:19.039
of the mysteries, like I think that the guy killed
1237
01:00:19.079 --> 01:00:20.559
himself in the bed the room. I don't know.
1238
01:00:20.599 --> 01:00:22.800
If I don't think, I'm assuming I've seen I've seen
1239
01:00:22.840 --> 01:00:23.760
about seventy percent of it.
1240
01:00:23.880 --> 01:00:26.719
Okay, all right, this one, this is a big moment
1241
01:00:26.760 --> 01:00:27.320
for Johnny.
1242
01:00:27.519 --> 01:00:28.360
Yeah, very happy.
1243
01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:30.239
Thank you for your patriots. By the way, he's one
1244
01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:31.400
of my patriots.
1245
01:00:31.719 --> 01:00:36.239
Not cool, but yeah, very I'm stoked, very cool, very cool.
1246
01:00:36.360 --> 01:00:38.360
And you guys, I should say this because before we
1247
01:00:38.559 --> 01:00:39.800
I don't know, I'm in no rush.
1248
01:00:39.840 --> 01:00:42.199
By the way, as long as you are. Your kids
1249
01:00:42.239 --> 01:00:45.199
still in gymnastics, Yeah they do right now. My daughter
1250
01:00:45.320 --> 01:00:49.320
knowes gymnastics, uh, soccer, which I forced her to do
1251
01:00:49.400 --> 01:00:52.960
and then she ended up loving it. Okay, and she
1252
01:00:53.199 --> 01:00:56.360
and dance. Yeah, because I was listening to the before
1253
01:00:56.440 --> 01:00:59.159
the election podcast and you were like running late to
1254
01:00:59.159 --> 01:01:02.639
pick him up from Jim. Yes, yeah, I love picking,
1255
01:01:02.719 --> 01:01:04.760
I love putting them in act I really want them
1256
01:01:04.760 --> 01:01:08.440
in martial arts. She she has a default sending setting
1257
01:01:08.480 --> 01:01:12.199
of no, no, I don't want to and you might
1258
01:01:12.239 --> 01:01:14.599
not be able to make it happen. Then well, I
1259
01:01:14.639 --> 01:01:17.159
mean if you said, if you taught them, yeah, I like,
1260
01:01:17.239 --> 01:01:21.000
y's the thing. If I go, you're doing this, we're
1261
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:24.719
going and then she does it, she loves it. Yeah, Okay,
1262
01:01:24.800 --> 01:01:26.679
so it's like we're gonna have to feel it out
1263
01:01:26.760 --> 01:01:30.079
on this resistence. It took months before my boy would
1264
01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:32.679
even like, go on the mat. We're gonna have fun
1265
01:01:32.719 --> 01:01:35.679
with it. We'll see what happened. She's she's the problem
1266
01:01:35.679 --> 01:01:38.320
with her, and it's not really a problem. It's just
1267
01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:40.400
a growth thing. It's like she's too smart for her
1268
01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:42.679
age right now. But she's only four, right, Yeah, but
1269
01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:46.280
she's super smart. Okay, Like she's super smart. Hey, we
1270
01:01:46.320 --> 01:01:50.960
don't have that problem. And she she's aware of stuff.
1271
01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:53.639
So it's like she's just trying to It's like when
1272
01:01:53.800 --> 01:01:57.679
when Cyclops learns his secret power, you know, learn how
1273
01:01:57.719 --> 01:02:01.079
to manage it. Same thing with all and stuff like that.
1274
01:02:01.360 --> 01:02:04.400
But okay, Barrego Springs, Barrego Springs where. Okay, so it's
1275
01:02:04.400 --> 01:02:07.280
in San Diego County and it's the desert and it's
1276
01:02:07.320 --> 01:02:11.960
out it's it gets really amazing during super blooms. But
1277
01:02:12.079 --> 01:02:14.880
it's all so far. It's about two and a half
1278
01:02:14.960 --> 01:02:16.760
three and a half hours something like that. But it's
1279
01:02:16.800 --> 01:02:19.519
a cool drive, like through the mountains and like all
1280
01:02:19.559 --> 01:02:20.920
this craziness that you didn't know.
1281
01:02:21.159 --> 01:02:22.599
Wait, did you make a video about this place?
1282
01:02:22.719 --> 01:02:23.760
Yeah, it's the way.
1283
01:02:23.840 --> 01:02:25.840
That motel out there? Yeah, oh yeah.
1284
01:02:25.760 --> 01:02:28.840
Yeah, And we found this like abandoned motel. I mean
1285
01:02:29.039 --> 01:02:31.079
it was it's a fucking special place.
1286
01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:31.960
I've been going there.
1287
01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:37.599
And it's like an old hotel where like like Marlon
1288
01:02:37.599 --> 01:02:41.679
Brando stayed there there, No, no.
1289
01:02:41.639 --> 01:02:42.440
But I stayed there.
1290
01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:44.159
We stayed there on like I think it was New
1291
01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:47.280
Year's Eve and it was one hundred and forty nine dollars.
1292
01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:49.119
And they have a pool, they have a hot tub,
1293
01:02:49.639 --> 01:02:53.760
they have a I don't want to throw shade, but
1294
01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:58.800
they have a very bad steakhouse. Well makes it bad, overcooked,
1295
01:02:59.280 --> 01:03:02.320
just the service. I think something on our particular night,
1296
01:03:02.440 --> 01:03:04.719
I think a bunch of people didn't show up to work.
1297
01:03:05.320 --> 01:03:06.880
And it was just it was chaos.
1298
01:03:06.920 --> 01:03:11.679
It was unbelievably like two or three hours restaurant.
1299
01:03:11.920 --> 01:03:15.559
Yeah, that's what I grew up with. So hard. One day,
1300
01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:17.800
just all of a sudden, you're on the outs and
1301
01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:20.440
a restaurant could be killing it for one day and
1302
01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:23.719
then the next year it's dead and nobody's going there.
1303
01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:26.519
It's just the margins are like five percent. Yeah. Now,
1304
01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:30.599
now this governor keeps wanting to raise it wages on everybody.
1305
01:03:30.639 --> 01:03:33.800
It's like so hard, dude, it's so hard. California hates
1306
01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:37.239
small business. You want a feudal system. They want a
1307
01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:40.840
feudal system. They want the super rich and the super poor,
1308
01:03:41.119 --> 01:03:44.719
which sucks. They're getting it, and I feel, well, well
1309
01:03:44.880 --> 01:03:47.679
here's my theory, dude, next four years in California it's
1310
01:03:47.679 --> 01:03:50.960
going to be amazing. I think so too, because Newsome
1311
01:03:51.039 --> 01:03:54.920
wants to be president and his only biz is to
1312
01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:57.480
change the view of California's.
1313
01:03:57.599 --> 01:03:58.920
Well he did when China came to visit.
1314
01:03:59.000 --> 01:04:03.920
Remember so listen, so last Tuesday we did our comedy
1315
01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:06.840
cats at the Common Store Data and we're just driving home.
1316
01:04:06.840 --> 01:04:12.239
It's about eleven at night. Goes, Holy shit, what she goes,
1317
01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:17.639
where's all the homeless people? I go? What? I can't
1318
01:04:17.639 --> 01:04:20.239
see any homeless so we're trying down Sunset. We're like, okay,
1319
01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:24.039
we're gonna see some homeles. Fap, nothing funny. Now we
1320
01:04:24.079 --> 01:04:27.360
turned down, we go up, we go up, quenga, we
1321
01:04:27.440 --> 01:04:30.519
go up that no homeless pairs. One guy standing under
1322
01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:36.280
an overbridge. I'm like, where are they? I mean, dude,
1323
01:04:36.320 --> 01:04:38.559
because I lived in Hollywood forever, you would have like
1324
01:04:38.920 --> 01:04:43.519
multi layered, multi level like they would have penthouses and
1325
01:04:43.559 --> 01:04:48.800
shit gone, gone gone, And I'm like, what is happening?
1326
01:04:49.119 --> 01:04:52.639
And I just feel that like the Democrats are like, Okay,
1327
01:04:52.639 --> 01:04:55.400
we got turn this around, and like Newsom's like, we
1328
01:04:55.440 --> 01:04:59.519
got turn it around so that when when I I
1329
01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:01.039
hope they start getting competitive.
1330
01:05:01.119 --> 01:05:03.400
I hope they start getting competitive and start being like,
1331
01:05:04.239 --> 01:05:06.280
you know, more, a little bit more law.
1332
01:05:06.599 --> 01:05:12.519
What's it called law and order? Yes, you need basically
1333
01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:15.840
four or five pillars in a society must be respected
1334
01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:21.239
at all times. You must you must outlaw violence, outlaw stealing.
1335
01:05:22.239 --> 01:05:25.360
You must protect children at all costs, and we must
1336
01:05:25.400 --> 01:05:29.599
shame lying. You have to have those basic things right there.
1337
01:05:30.239 --> 01:05:34.840
If not, your society cannot function. And you know, I'm
1338
01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:38.360
an old school liberal, but one party. Now, both parties
1339
01:05:38.360 --> 01:05:42.000
are bad, but one seemed to really lean into that stuff,
1340
01:05:42.039 --> 01:05:46.360
which put which destroyed a gorgeous city like San Francisco.
1341
01:05:46.760 --> 01:05:50.280
Unbelievable, what a crime destroyed it. I mean like I
1342
01:05:50.360 --> 01:05:52.199
used to go there for the culture and the people,
1343
01:05:52.239 --> 01:05:55.159
and even like when you knew something up when they started.
1344
01:05:54.920 --> 01:05:57.480
Getting rid of the Tenderloin, which was like the super
1345
01:05:57.519 --> 01:05:59.960
shady area. You gotta have a place with the wild
1346
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:02.559
things wrong where everyone can get fucking kind of weird,
1347
01:06:02.920 --> 01:06:05.079
you know, and then you have the business areas you
1348
01:06:05.119 --> 01:06:08.760
need all that that's what makes California beautiful, and that
1349
01:06:09.000 --> 01:06:12.000
you can't you can't go we don't need law in
1350
01:06:12.119 --> 01:06:16.519
order because it's it's it's institutional bigotry. You can't do
1351
01:06:16.679 --> 01:06:20.119
that because people are gonna keep gooding getting weird. You
1352
01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:23.719
need to have consequences for your actions. Like like when
1353
01:06:23.719 --> 01:06:26.440
you have okay, we're gonna legalize drugs. Now we're gonna
1354
01:06:26.519 --> 01:06:29.599
give away free drugs, you've taken away part of the
1355
01:06:29.639 --> 01:06:32.039
reason people don't want to get drugs, which is it's
1356
01:06:32.079 --> 01:06:35.280
against law and they're hard to find, right they like
1357
01:06:35.320 --> 01:06:37.199
to be a drug addict. You have to find a
1358
01:06:37.199 --> 01:06:39.960
way to get drugs. Yeah, if you make it easier,
1359
01:06:40.000 --> 01:06:44.000
that it's pure chaos. You have to have rules of
1360
01:06:44.039 --> 01:06:44.320
this show.
1361
01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:48.039
Although I remember seeing this story on like sixty minutes
1362
01:06:48.039 --> 01:06:48.880
when I was a kid.
1363
01:06:48.920 --> 01:06:52.679
So this was in the nineties and in Switzerland, like
1364
01:06:52.719 --> 01:06:55.880
in Geneva, Switzerland, I'm gonna say, they had a really
1365
01:06:55.880 --> 01:07:00.679
bad heroin problem. So what they did was they institutionalized
1366
01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:03.840
heroin addiction. So you would just get like a little
1367
01:07:03.920 --> 01:07:05.880
card if you're a heroin addict, and you would go
1368
01:07:05.960 --> 01:07:09.519
to this like government office and like twice a day
1369
01:07:09.639 --> 01:07:11.480
or however many times you needed it, you would go
1370
01:07:11.559 --> 01:07:15.599
and get pure pharmaceutical grade heroin. Is also during aids,
1371
01:07:15.599 --> 01:07:21.800
like pure pharmaceutical grade heroin in brand new hypodermic needles,
1372
01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:25.239
administered by a nurse, and so many people quit because
1373
01:07:25.280 --> 01:07:29.360
it was too boring. But those are they're Swiss. These
1374
01:07:29.400 --> 01:07:32.159
are Swiss people. These are not Americans. Yeah, well we
1375
01:07:32.199 --> 01:07:35.599
have a different thing. We have a weirder thing where
1376
01:07:35.639 --> 01:07:39.400
this is a very special country. And I don't think
1377
01:07:39.480 --> 01:07:43.519
they want us paying attention how it operates. They want
1378
01:07:43.559 --> 01:07:46.559
to keep us unhealthy, missing form.
1379
01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:48.480
I think the money, I think like the thing that
1380
01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:51.559
is our weakness, America's weakness, and it's also one of
1381
01:07:51.559 --> 01:07:54.400
the things that's great about it is like we really
1382
01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:58.079
place a super high value on money, and then we
1383
01:07:58.159 --> 01:08:01.440
also make it the best place in the world to
1384
01:08:01.480 --> 01:08:03.599
make money, and you're allowed to make as much as
1385
01:08:03.639 --> 01:08:05.760
you can, which I'm for all of those things too,
1386
01:08:05.880 --> 01:08:09.119
And I think that money is an incredibly wonderful invention,
1387
01:08:09.239 --> 01:08:13.400
and it's an amazing technology, and all the great almost
1388
01:08:13.480 --> 01:08:16.279
all of the great stuff of the twentieth century we've
1389
01:08:16.279 --> 01:08:19.479
got because people were, you know, essentially trying to make
1390
01:08:19.520 --> 01:08:21.039
money incentivized.
1391
01:08:21.239 --> 01:08:24.199
Yeah, that's the beauty of this story. Also can be
1392
01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:26.960
a weakness. Everybody's like, I'm watching this thing where like
1393
01:08:27.159 --> 01:08:30.640
Chinese kids are like putting clocks together and all that stuff,
1394
01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:30.920
and I.
1395
01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:32.159
Go, clocks are blocks.
1396
01:08:32.239 --> 01:08:36.000
Blocks they're putting like kids together, Okay, And I'm like, okay,
1397
01:08:36.000 --> 01:08:38.319
that's great, But then tell me why they got to
1398
01:08:38.319 --> 01:08:41.920
steal all of our inventions? Yeah, well, how many Peace
1399
01:08:41.960 --> 01:08:44.520
Prizes do they have? You know, It's just like you
1400
01:08:44.560 --> 01:08:49.159
can't you can over regulate children, but you also got
1401
01:08:49.239 --> 01:08:51.880
kind of let them be themselves. American kids know how
1402
01:08:51.880 --> 01:08:54.720
to take apart and put together glocks. Come on up.
1403
01:08:54.920 --> 01:08:56.479
I mean, like, have you seen the videos where the
1404
01:08:56.520 --> 01:09:00.359
kids are like haven't.
1405
01:09:00.399 --> 01:09:01.920
But that's terrifying the school.
1406
01:09:01.960 --> 01:09:04.840
I mean, like we're gonna be fine. I just think,
1407
01:09:04.920 --> 01:09:08.199
like I'm really excited for RFK. I'm very excited to
1408
01:09:08.199 --> 01:09:10.399
see what he can do. Because when you find out,
1409
01:09:10.439 --> 01:09:13.079
like there's all these chemicals are in our food that
1410
01:09:13.159 --> 01:09:15.479
isn't in other people's foods, and you go, why is that?
1411
01:09:15.600 --> 01:09:19.159
Why there why? It's very basic question. I go, it's
1412
01:09:19.359 --> 01:09:21.920
to keep us unhealthy. So we don't go, No, it's
1413
01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:24.399
for money. It's just cheaper to give the ship, and
1414
01:09:24.439 --> 01:09:26.000
you can get people to buy more and more. You
1415
01:09:26.000 --> 01:09:28.159
can make the food. I think. I think you can
1416
01:09:28.159 --> 01:09:32.520
make the food more and more. To make it is
1417
01:09:32.560 --> 01:09:36.119
that the same food is sold all the other places
1418
01:09:36.159 --> 01:09:39.439
without all the chemicals. Why is it just here? Why
1419
01:09:39.520 --> 01:09:40.840
is just our country?
1420
01:09:41.000 --> 01:09:43.159
Well, you think it feeds fharma and healthcare is out
1421
01:09:43.199 --> 01:09:43.720
you're saying.
1422
01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:47.119
I think it feeds healthcare. I think I think they
1423
01:09:47.159 --> 01:09:50.359
want us not paying, not being able to understand how
1424
01:09:50.399 --> 01:09:53.399
everything works. And that's a conspiratorial thing, which show isn't
1425
01:09:53.399 --> 01:09:57.159
about right now. So but the point is like, like
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01:09:57.439 --> 01:10:00.680
I think we're fine. I think I I think we're fine.
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We're fine. I think America is great. I do think
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01:10:03.600 --> 01:10:08.239
that if I love a paranoid society, I think it's
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01:10:08.279 --> 01:10:11.880
good to be question authority. I think up to a point,
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01:10:11.880 --> 01:10:13.760
it's good to keep your eye on the ball and
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01:10:14.439 --> 01:10:17.119
doing what kind of you're doing, which is working on
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01:10:17.159 --> 01:10:20.920
a local level, setting stuff up, having bug out bags,
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01:10:21.199 --> 01:10:24.520
all that stuff, but you know, teaching the children, finding
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01:10:24.520 --> 01:10:26.800
out what the school boards all about, finding out what
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01:10:26.840 --> 01:10:32.199
the county boards, all these boards for your county, what
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01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:34.800
are they doing, What the city council doing, all that stuff.
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01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:36.479
I think that's important.
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01:10:36.720 --> 01:10:38.800
But I also think it would be an amazing prank
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01:10:38.920 --> 01:10:43.039
to relocate the homeless people and put them camp them
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01:10:43.079 --> 01:10:45.640
out in front of all the city council members' houses.
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01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:47.840
When I see people, So what would happen if I
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01:10:47.840 --> 01:10:50.159
would like, if I was a billionaire, I would just
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01:10:50.199 --> 01:10:51.680
do that. I'd have a bus that would pick them
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01:10:51.760 --> 01:10:53.960
up and drop them out in front of the city
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01:10:54.039 --> 01:10:56.720
council people who voted to allow them to camp on
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01:10:56.800 --> 01:11:01.119
the street, or so they would up on the los
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01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:05.439
Ange was over there, Koin go over here right there
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01:11:05.439 --> 01:11:08.279
would be this underpass where they would clean it up,
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01:11:08.319 --> 01:11:11.880
and then over time it would just become just a community.
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01:11:12.000 --> 01:11:13.720
And there before the grace. You gotta go on. I'm
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01:11:13.720 --> 01:11:16.199
a drug addict. I could easily been there. I found
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01:11:16.199 --> 01:11:18.840
my friends in there before. I've tried to do what's
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01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:20.640
going on. They just can't get out of their own way.
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01:11:21.039 --> 01:11:23.039
You can't save anyone who does want to be safe.
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01:11:23.199 --> 01:11:25.359
But what would happen was once you got big enough
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01:11:25.399 --> 01:11:28.359
and crazy enough and would come to city, knock it
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01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:30.479
all down. And then of course there were some people
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01:11:30.640 --> 01:11:33.159
protesting and yelling at them not to take it down.
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01:11:33.439 --> 01:11:36.279
And I always said, take those people, put them right
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01:11:36.319 --> 01:11:39.079
in front of their houses. Those people that are protesting
1461
01:11:39.119 --> 01:11:42.359
all those stuff, take them and let them set up
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01:11:42.760 --> 01:11:44.920
right in front of this person's house.
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01:11:46.159 --> 01:11:48.840
Did you see the prank video with the.
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01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:50.680
Last podcast that I was listening to where they take
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01:11:50.760 --> 01:11:53.359
where they had that like fake question everything, and it
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01:11:53.439 --> 01:11:55.479
had the name of the refugee they were gonna put
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01:11:55.479 --> 01:11:58.079
it thank you for putting the signs up? Yeah? Do
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01:11:58.239 --> 01:12:01.600
that good? See how it goes. It's when Martha's Vineyards.
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01:12:01.600 --> 01:12:05.840
They're all super progressive liberals until they took illegals there
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01:12:05.840 --> 01:12:08.520
and then within thirty minutes they were all shipped off.
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01:12:08.720 --> 01:12:10.800
And don't get me wrong, it's not a simple problem.
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01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:13.560
I mean, there's no simple solution to this. There's it's
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01:12:13.560 --> 01:12:14.079
so complicate.
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01:12:14.159 --> 01:12:17.560
The biggest problem you're gonna always have is is if
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01:12:17.560 --> 01:12:21.520
you have people whose job it is to fix a problem,
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01:12:21.720 --> 01:12:25.560
what happens to those jobs Once you fix the problem.
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01:12:25.960 --> 01:12:29.079
You have to incentivize them to get it done and
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01:12:29.119 --> 01:12:32.680
not to extend it. That's why. That's why, like Javin
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01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:35.840
Newsom's like, send us your homelet we'll take care of me. Like, yeah,
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01:12:35.880 --> 01:12:38.399
because you know what, the problem go away because everyone's careful,
1481
01:12:38.560 --> 01:12:38.800
you say.
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01:12:38.840 --> 01:12:40.720
Him walking through skid row the other day just I mean,
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01:12:41.039 --> 01:12:42.479
all these almost people were trying to come up to
1484
01:12:42.520 --> 01:12:43.920
him and then engage with him, and he just was.
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01:12:43.920 --> 01:12:46.000
Like, say what you want, Say what you want about
1486
01:12:46.000 --> 01:12:49.720
the unibomber he talked about that. It's like, it's not
1487
01:12:49.840 --> 01:12:52.399
it's not empathy, it's actually they look down on you.
1488
01:12:52.880 --> 01:12:55.880
Do you ever listen to the what if all hissed? Guy? No,
1489
01:12:56.159 --> 01:12:59.000
he's like twenty four. Do you know who I'm talking about? Johnny?
1490
01:12:59.600 --> 01:13:04.359
Oh, his name is Rudyard Lynch and he's a young guy,
1491
01:13:04.399 --> 01:13:06.439
but he's read thousands of books.
1492
01:13:06.479 --> 01:13:07.520
He's from Pennsylvania.
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01:13:07.760 --> 01:13:11.600
I think his parents are Russian and they he's gen
1494
01:13:11.760 --> 01:13:15.119
z right, but his parents I think are immigrants, so
1495
01:13:15.159 --> 01:13:17.319
he was raised like a gen xer.
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01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:20.560
So he's like if we were living in this time,
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01:13:20.600 --> 01:13:21.159
so you know he did.
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01:13:21.239 --> 01:13:23.119
There's nobody home when he got home from school, and
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01:13:23.119 --> 01:13:27.000
he's just all the insane bookworm and he talks about
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01:13:27.119 --> 01:13:27.680
like the company.
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01:13:27.680 --> 01:13:31.680
You would love this guy and he's super You know.
1502
01:13:31.760 --> 01:13:35.520
The thing about young people I love they're in touch
1503
01:13:35.600 --> 01:13:38.000
with the world, like when you're young, when you're in
1504
01:13:38.039 --> 01:13:41.039
your twenties, you're you kind of feel the world. You
1505
01:13:41.039 --> 01:13:44.239
can feel the world. I'm not. And he uh.
1506
01:13:44.479 --> 01:13:46.720
He has a whole thing about the coming civil on
1507
01:13:46.800 --> 01:13:48.399
the verge or on the verge of a nuclear war.
1508
01:13:48.560 --> 01:13:52.279
He has the thing about the coming SUPs civil war.
1509
01:13:52.720 --> 01:13:54.920
He has like a thousand dollars bet with He has
1510
01:13:54.920 --> 01:13:58.760
a bet with somebody that a thousand people will die
1511
01:13:59.199 --> 01:14:00.920
in a civil war before April.
1512
01:14:01.640 --> 01:14:03.000
Oh really, he's.
1513
01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:07.039
Very good at some summing up why all of this stuff.
1514
01:14:07.159 --> 01:14:10.880
He's very good at summing up like why Gavin Newsom
1515
01:14:10.920 --> 01:14:13.079
doesn't talk to the people, and why it's all and
1516
01:14:13.119 --> 01:14:15.159
why and it's not conspiracy stuff.
1517
01:14:15.520 --> 01:14:17.600
He just has examples from history. It's like a real
1518
01:14:17.720 --> 01:14:22.039
history nerves I'd love the interview. He's great, that's great.
1519
01:14:22.279 --> 01:14:25.159
See even jokes about this. Right now, it's like, who's
1520
01:14:25.199 --> 01:14:27.239
the civil war going to be between? It's gonna be
1521
01:14:27.239 --> 01:14:30.439
between who. It's not gonna be Jason military. It's gonna
1522
01:14:30.439 --> 01:14:34.279
be between ideologies, which is right versus So it's rednext
1523
01:14:34.319 --> 01:14:37.039
versus who free country versus the city? Is the country
1524
01:14:37.079 --> 01:14:40.119
versus the Like, dude, we're in a civil war. It's
1525
01:14:40.159 --> 01:14:43.199
gonna happen. Well, dude, I personally believe that. You know,
1526
01:14:43.239 --> 01:14:46.920
here we get into conspiracies. But the the these big
1527
01:14:47.000 --> 01:14:50.840
cities are free range reservations. We just don't realize it.
1528
01:14:51.039 --> 01:14:53.039
If you study what they did to the natives, they
1529
01:14:53.079 --> 01:14:56.199
do the exact same thing here. You just don't realize it.
1530
01:14:56.279 --> 01:14:59.720
What do you mean free range? What free range reservations?
1531
01:15:00.079 --> 01:15:04.079
You study what they did to the natives. It's happening
1532
01:15:04.119 --> 01:15:09.079
here in America in these big cities, which is saturate
1533
01:15:09.119 --> 01:15:12.079
them in drugs and alcohol, take away jobs from men,
1534
01:15:13.239 --> 01:15:16.640
and empower women. And that's what happened to the And
1535
01:15:16.680 --> 01:15:19.159
you just get these guys who these the men of
1536
01:15:19.199 --> 01:15:22.720
the natives felt they had no place. They killed off
1537
01:15:22.760 --> 01:15:24.800
all the buffalo. They made it so they couldn't work
1538
01:15:25.600 --> 01:15:28.520
and they just killed it. And then these guys were lost,
1539
01:15:28.600 --> 01:15:31.560
broke their spirits, broke their spirits. And that's you're hearing
1540
01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:34.640
how many YouTube videos young men are lost. They know
1541
01:15:34.720 --> 01:15:38.439
they're they're they're pulling out from society. Yeah, that's that's
1542
01:15:38.479 --> 01:15:41.359
all done on purpose. It's demoralization. I think we're turning
1543
01:15:41.359 --> 01:15:43.439
a corner on the I think we are too. You know,
1544
01:15:43.520 --> 01:15:47.000
you got Trump at the w I'm sorry, UFC. And
1545
01:15:47.039 --> 01:15:50.039
then have you guys ever seen anything remotely like that,
1546
01:15:50.119 --> 01:15:54.039
like a president of either party or whatever with you know,
1547
01:15:54.079 --> 01:15:56.600
I think Teddy Roosevelt was like this, yes, but like
1548
01:15:56.840 --> 01:16:02.840
he's bringing his cabinet to a fucking wild and these
1549
01:16:02.880 --> 01:16:05.760
political figures like remember when we were kids, Like I
1550
01:16:05.800 --> 01:16:07.720
didn't know who the secretary of anything?
1551
01:16:07.960 --> 01:16:11.199
No, we never yeah, talk politics. These people walk into
1552
01:16:11.279 --> 01:16:15.119
the place fucking erupts. People are so because.
1553
01:16:14.920 --> 01:16:19.039
We all know like Telsea got Tulsi Gabbard and RFK
1554
01:16:19.359 --> 01:16:22.199
were my people, Like that's who I wanted. Yeah, and
1555
01:16:22.239 --> 01:16:24.840
then this guy's like we'll take them, Like what what
1556
01:16:24.880 --> 01:16:30.439
are you doing? Yeah, well, the whole cabinet's democrat. We're
1557
01:16:30.439 --> 01:16:33.239
at one point democrats and now they're all on the
1558
01:16:33.279 --> 01:16:36.920
Republican Trump I mean yeah, I mean that's the whole
1559
01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:39.079
group was Yeah, what do you think of this? Hes
1560
01:16:39.159 --> 01:16:43.079
get guy you heard him on the Sean Ryan Show. Oh,
1561
01:16:43.159 --> 01:16:48.119
the guy of the Secretary of Defense. Yeah, this and dude,
1562
01:16:48.119 --> 01:16:52.239
this is how I play it. I expect the worst,
1563
01:16:52.279 --> 01:16:54.960
hope for the best. Yeah. Like I'm fifty two years old.
1564
01:16:55.000 --> 01:16:57.800
I've been let down by a lot of people. Yeah,
1565
01:16:57.840 --> 01:17:03.079
but I do believe so everything is inverted, man. And
1566
01:17:03.119 --> 01:17:06.479
there's an old Buddhist thing that like one percent can
1567
01:17:06.600 --> 01:17:10.920
change the populace, change the masses. But the inversion with
1568
01:17:11.000 --> 01:17:14.680
our culture is like the one percent controls the masses.
1569
01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:18.680
It's actually the opposite. And I think that you're seeing
1570
01:17:18.680 --> 01:17:21.720
a giant wake up to what is going on. And
1571
01:17:21.760 --> 01:17:26.239
I'm gonna say this that you know, there were just
1572
01:17:26.560 --> 01:17:32.560
super cultural cultural Marxists and the Democrats and that, and
1573
01:17:32.680 --> 01:17:36.159
I think we successfully killed that off. And I think
1574
01:17:36.279 --> 01:17:40.880
there are warmongers in the in the Republican Party, and
1575
01:17:41.119 --> 01:17:43.520
I think we're gonna we might have killed that off
1576
01:17:43.920 --> 01:17:47.079
because I think people now are focusing on Okay, we've
1577
01:17:47.079 --> 01:17:49.359
seen what the Democrats wanted to do. It didn't work
1578
01:17:49.399 --> 01:17:51.880
for us. Now, we're gonna give the Republicans a chance
1579
01:17:52.159 --> 01:17:54.079
and if they pull some shit we don't like, like
1580
01:17:54.479 --> 01:17:56.520
trying to get you know, I know that Biden's geting
1581
01:17:56.560 --> 01:17:59.439
us into World War three, trying at least, but you know,
1582
01:17:59.520 --> 01:18:02.399
if they can continue on this, I think I think
1583
01:18:02.560 --> 01:18:05.520
regards of what what people think of the Internet, I
1584
01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:08.279
think it's a God given gift and it's given us
1585
01:18:08.279 --> 01:18:10.840
to the ability to come together and be like, no,
1586
01:18:11.039 --> 01:18:13.960
we don't want this anymore. We don't want that's people
1587
01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:16.000
aren't joining the military. They're always like, seventy percent of
1588
01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:18.840
the kids can't get aren't even healthy enough for the military. Well,
1589
01:18:18.920 --> 01:18:20.800
seventy percent of kids don't want to join the military
1590
01:18:20.840 --> 01:18:24.079
because you make them feel like they're fucking stormtroopers. That's
1591
01:18:24.079 --> 01:18:26.439
what Sean Ryan said, he's the Navy seal. Yeah, they
1592
01:18:26.479 --> 01:18:28.119
don't want to. They don't want to go curbs on
1593
01:18:28.159 --> 01:18:31.000
brown people. Now we've been sold forever on the I'm
1594
01:18:31.000 --> 01:18:33.399
reading this book right now by Don Jefferies, and it
1595
01:18:33.560 --> 01:18:37.000
was talking about Abraham Lincoln and the Mexican War, Like
1596
01:18:37.560 --> 01:18:40.720
the thing that you're hearing happening in Gaza right now, Dude,
1597
01:18:40.760 --> 01:18:43.399
that was happening in Mexican, like the US government was
1598
01:18:43.439 --> 01:18:47.399
going into Mexico and doing god awful thing. So the
1599
01:18:47.479 --> 01:18:49.920
difference now is now we know, now, we hear it.
1600
01:18:50.000 --> 01:18:53.359
Now we understand, like what happened to it with Iraq,
1601
01:18:53.680 --> 01:18:56.800
with you know, us killing four million people and nobody
1602
01:18:56.880 --> 01:19:00.720
asks like that's a genocide. Bro, Maybe maybe our country
1603
01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:04.439
lost its way because karmically we did something very bad.
1604
01:19:04.479 --> 01:19:06.359
But he's not a lie. I mean the lie at
1605
01:19:06.399 --> 01:19:08.319
its core was you know this idea of WMD.
1606
01:19:08.600 --> 01:19:11.079
Yeah, yeah, yeah, That's why when they were bragging, the
1607
01:19:11.199 --> 01:19:13.880
Dems were bragging that they had the Cheney's on their
1608
01:19:13.920 --> 01:19:17.159
side so aware.
1609
01:19:17.760 --> 01:19:20.159
So to the point where I wonder if they threw
1610
01:19:20.199 --> 01:19:22.680
the game for Trump. I mean that's I mean, they
1611
01:19:22.680 --> 01:19:23.920
threw for Obama's that.
1612
01:19:23.840 --> 01:19:25.840
Could not have helped though, right, we all agreed there's
1613
01:19:25.880 --> 01:19:28.319
no way that got them. That hurt them more than anything.
1614
01:19:28.359 --> 01:19:32.520
Now did Cheney lost her own her own state?
1615
01:19:32.960 --> 01:19:36.239
Like you're you're you're running a loser, like is Liz
1616
01:19:36.359 --> 01:19:37.319
Cheney his daughter?
1617
01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:40.720
His daughter daughter? And then you listen to the view
1618
01:19:40.800 --> 01:19:43.119
talk to her like she's a good person. You're like,
1619
01:19:43.359 --> 01:19:46.239
what are you doing? Dude? But I do believe there's
1620
01:19:46.319 --> 01:19:48.640
a chance. And I do believe that the one thing
1621
01:19:48.680 --> 01:19:54.600
you can do is manipulate Trump through energy, meaning Trump
1622
01:19:54.840 --> 01:19:58.399
reads his tweets. Trump reads what people are saying. It
1623
01:19:58.520 --> 01:20:02.960
is important to him. His legacy is set. I think
1624
01:20:03.000 --> 01:20:07.640
it's good. Oh, I think he he listens to people
1625
01:20:08.279 --> 01:20:11.399
more than anybody else. Have you ever seen the Adam
1626
01:20:11.479 --> 01:20:16.840
Curtis documentaries? Oh, you got it? These you will love?
1627
01:20:17.039 --> 01:20:19.039
You should do you, you should put out like all
1628
01:20:19.079 --> 01:20:20.840
these docs that people should watch.
1629
01:20:20.960 --> 01:20:24.600
Okay, have you seen these, Johnny, I'm looking at them.
1630
01:20:24.720 --> 01:20:26.920
I think I've seen Okay.
1631
01:20:26.479 --> 01:20:28.920
He's this guy. Yeah, okay, so this is what he is.
1632
01:20:29.000 --> 01:20:31.760
He works at the BBC. Okay, and he makes these
1633
01:20:31.800 --> 01:20:36.000
documentaries and it's basically his take on what happens when
1634
01:20:36.039 --> 01:20:41.399
all these uh power phenomena try to play with the
1635
01:20:41.520 --> 01:20:42.800
levers of society.
1636
01:20:42.880 --> 01:20:44.439
Oh, hypernormalization, I've seen right.
1637
01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:48.520
Yeah. And then it's a basically about unintended consequences. I
1638
01:20:48.640 --> 01:20:48.960
love that.
1639
01:20:49.159 --> 01:20:53.640
And but his he thinks like we do. And he
1640
01:20:54.159 --> 01:20:59.399
it's unbelievable how he puts in perspective. Before Trump was elected,
1641
01:20:59.640 --> 01:21:02.640
he can't out with a video called I think it
1642
01:21:02.680 --> 01:21:04.800
was called bitter Lake. But I get them all confused
1643
01:21:04.840 --> 01:21:08.960
it might have been called hypernormalization, and he basically parallels
1644
01:21:09.880 --> 01:21:13.000
the story of Bashar al Asad and the story of
1645
01:21:13.039 --> 01:21:15.439
Donald Trump. This is before Donald Trump won the presidency
1646
01:21:15.800 --> 01:21:17.720
and it was like a month. It came out the
1647
01:21:17.760 --> 01:21:23.319
October of twenty sixteen, and it's his take on You
1648
01:21:23.840 --> 01:21:27.560
will love these and they're really easy to watch, excellent music,
1649
01:21:28.119 --> 01:21:30.880
and then his editing style he picks like he picks
1650
01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:34.159
all this stuff from the cutting room floor. And his
1651
01:21:34.279 --> 01:21:38.039
newest one is just there's like no commentary except for
1652
01:21:38.079 --> 01:21:43.560
titles occasionally, and it's about the experience of the collapse
1653
01:21:43.800 --> 01:21:47.800
of the Soviet Union from like nineteen ninety one maybe
1654
01:21:47.800 --> 01:21:49.560
to two thousand and five, or maybe it was like
1655
01:21:49.640 --> 01:21:52.239
nineteen eighty five to two thousand and five. It's something
1656
01:21:52.319 --> 01:21:54.479
like that. So you get to see the whole thing,
1657
01:21:54.520 --> 01:21:55.720
and then you get to see.
1658
01:21:55.479 --> 01:21:57.199
Why why putin?
1659
01:21:57.479 --> 01:22:02.079
But it's just footage from Russian from the BBC shooting
1660
01:22:02.159 --> 01:22:06.039
in Russia, like a BBC that their news teams shooting
1661
01:22:06.039 --> 01:22:08.680
in Russia. And like there's a lady who goes from
1662
01:22:08.720 --> 01:22:11.319
like Siberia all the way to like the city like
1663
01:22:11.359 --> 01:22:13.359
a thousand miles to get a bag of potatoes to
1664
01:22:13.399 --> 01:22:14.600
bring back to her sister.
1665
01:22:14.960 --> 01:22:19.800
It just shows the hopelessness, the horror of that. And
1666
01:22:19.840 --> 01:22:24.920
then you see why you can understand why that Putin
1667
01:22:25.000 --> 01:22:28.000
has so much support because he brought them out of that.
1668
01:22:28.079 --> 01:22:30.840
You know, he recovered. I'm not a Putin apologist. I'm
1669
01:22:30.920 --> 01:22:33.880
just saying that. I'm just saying, you know, there's this
1670
01:22:33.960 --> 01:22:35.000
Have you seen Fog of War?
1671
01:22:35.319 --> 01:22:35.960
I loved it.
1672
01:22:36.000 --> 01:22:40.199
Okay, remember his first rule. His first rule empathize with
1673
01:22:40.199 --> 01:22:44.039
your enemies. I have to put you have to put
1674
01:22:44.039 --> 01:22:45.680
yourself in the shoes of your enemies.
1675
01:22:45.760 --> 01:22:49.560
The Fog of War is the best, the best movie,
1676
01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:52.680
because he's like I think so, He's like Golf of
1677
01:22:52.760 --> 01:22:57.600
Tonkin didn't happen. But it didn't. Oh man. That guy's
1678
01:22:57.640 --> 01:22:59.960
a guy who just saw some shitting at the end
1679
01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:03.239
today want to get out. And that's that's the whole thing. Like,
1680
01:23:03.520 --> 01:23:06.600
you know, I've lost a lot of I don't know,
1681
01:23:07.039 --> 01:23:09.760
I've been kind of isolated because I'm a conspiracy theorists.
1682
01:23:09.760 --> 01:23:12.159
I didn't mean it. It just is something that picked
1683
01:23:12.239 --> 01:23:16.079
up and people gravitated to it, and people loved it,
1684
01:23:16.119 --> 01:23:17.720
and a lot of people didn't like it. And no
1685
01:23:17.760 --> 01:23:21.439
matter how much I'm right, they still remember that time
1686
01:23:21.479 --> 01:23:24.239
where they thought it was a crazy person, you know,
1687
01:23:24.359 --> 01:23:26.079
but I you know, it's like I was having a
1688
01:23:26.119 --> 01:23:29.640
conversation with my friend about just all these conspiracies and
1689
01:23:29.720 --> 01:23:33.119
it's just like I can't be quiet. But the reason
1690
01:23:33.119 --> 01:23:35.119
I bring that up is because you know, when you go,
1691
01:23:35.199 --> 01:23:39.159
I'm not putin apologists, and I go, man, something about
1692
01:23:39.199 --> 01:23:42.840
the Russians. It's just like the shit that's been done
1693
01:23:42.840 --> 01:23:46.359
to them over so many years and latized nation, they
1694
01:23:46.520 --> 01:23:49.479
never get any of our sympathy ever, And it just
1695
01:23:49.680 --> 01:23:51.199
POWs me the fuck a way. And I have this
1696
01:23:51.319 --> 01:23:53.960
argument with Brian Kelm all the time because he wants
1697
01:23:53.960 --> 01:23:57.039
to make Russian this big bad dude, and I go,
1698
01:23:57.399 --> 01:24:01.279
compare what Russia's done the last third years to what
1699
01:24:01.399 --> 01:24:04.079
America has done. Yeah, and it's like you have looked
1700
01:24:04.079 --> 01:24:07.760
through a lens of propaganda and it's just like, you know,
1701
01:24:07.880 --> 01:24:11.920
I don't. I can separate everybody from their rulers. I
1702
01:24:11.960 --> 01:24:15.960
can separate the masses from the power structure because I
1703
01:24:16.000 --> 01:24:19.359
know in my own country, I've been against every single
1704
01:24:19.800 --> 01:24:24.399
military operation that our country has done since I realized
1705
01:24:24.680 --> 01:24:28.039
that was a thing, because I am pro human right,
1706
01:24:28.399 --> 01:24:32.840
and I can separate me from my leaders, because you know,
1707
01:24:33.279 --> 01:24:35.800
I think the world want I think the world is
1708
01:24:35.880 --> 01:24:39.399
begging for America to be back in its position at
1709
01:24:39.399 --> 01:24:42.840
the top of the mountains with hope because they consumed
1710
01:24:42.840 --> 01:24:46.720
our culture, They consumed our everything. They loved us, they
1711
01:24:46.800 --> 01:24:51.119
consumed our products and our culture because we represent something
1712
01:24:51.119 --> 01:24:53.760
they couldn't get at home, and that after nine eleven
1713
01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:58.359
we lost our way. And I think people want, like, dude, like,
1714
01:24:58.479 --> 01:25:01.920
can you tell me who the talking chancellor of Australias.
1715
01:25:02.199 --> 01:25:05.000
I don't know, but for some reason, their their news
1716
01:25:05.319 --> 01:25:08.880
runs our news. They they listen to our news. There
1717
01:25:08.920 --> 01:25:11.800
are what happens here goes out on their nightly news.
1718
01:25:12.960 --> 01:25:15.920
Here's another thing about America that you don't really realize
1719
01:25:15.920 --> 01:25:19.279
about America unless you leave America and go to other places.
1720
01:25:19.640 --> 01:25:22.319
I was with my brother and a couple of friends
1721
01:25:22.399 --> 01:25:24.479
after we climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
1722
01:25:24.600 --> 01:25:25.439
We were in Dar.
1723
01:25:25.439 --> 01:25:29.600
Salon, Tanzania, and Tanzania is one of the richer Sub
1724
01:25:29.640 --> 01:25:34.560
Saharan African countries. And this place was fucking just because
1725
01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:38.039
I'm from where I'm from, this place, because it was poor,
1726
01:25:38.279 --> 01:25:41.600
it looked very terrifying, it looked very scary, and I
1727
01:25:41.640 --> 01:25:44.439
remember there was in the but the people are unbelievably
1728
01:25:45.199 --> 01:25:49.000
you know, they're Africans. They're unbelievably charming and funny and cool.
1729
01:25:49.439 --> 01:25:51.880
So this guy, you know, and we're white people, so
1730
01:25:51.960 --> 01:25:55.680
we stand out and we're like kind of exotic, uh
1731
01:25:56.000 --> 01:25:59.279
you know, uh interesting, And this guy we started and
1732
01:25:59.279 --> 01:26:01.920
of course everybody speaks English there. Everybody speaks well he
1733
01:26:02.079 --> 01:26:04.680
everybody speaks English, no matter how poor they are. This
1734
01:26:04.800 --> 01:26:07.079
guy talking funny. This guy's talking to us, and he
1735
01:26:07.199 --> 01:26:10.000
came in our cab. He was a cocaine trafficker. This guy,
1736
01:26:10.319 --> 01:26:13.119
he came in our cab just to ride along with us,
1737
01:26:13.520 --> 01:26:16.239
and he was talking. Oh, he's like, my dream is
1738
01:26:16.279 --> 01:26:18.760
to go in New Jersey. He's like, my cousin lives
1739
01:26:18.800 --> 01:26:19.560
in New Jersey.
1740
01:26:19.920 --> 01:26:23.920
And you're like, oh my god. That's right. Everyone in
1741
01:26:23.960 --> 01:26:26.600
all of these countries, all of these third world countries,
1742
01:26:26.640 --> 01:26:29.079
I guess they say developing countries, they all have a
1743
01:26:29.159 --> 01:26:32.840
cousin that lives in America. Aunt lives in America. The
1744
01:26:32.880 --> 01:26:37.239
whole world is connect. We have refugees from Iran, you know,
1745
01:26:37.319 --> 01:26:39.800
we all the whole world. I know a guy and
1746
01:26:39.840 --> 01:26:42.600
he moved to America. So it's not just the dream
1747
01:26:42.640 --> 01:26:45.279
from television. And all that stuff. It's a dream because
1748
01:26:45.319 --> 01:26:48.079
they're an idiot. Cousin went and moved to New Jersey.
1749
01:26:48.159 --> 01:26:49.840
Now he's working with y Cleft John.
1750
01:26:50.199 --> 01:26:53.840
You know, you know what I mean. I want we
1751
01:26:53.880 --> 01:26:56.520
can't lose that everything I ever.
1752
01:26:56.359 --> 01:27:01.560
Learned in recovery. Our modern culture goes against everything, which
1753
01:27:01.600 --> 01:27:04.279
is you are where you are based on the decisions
1754
01:27:04.319 --> 01:27:07.520
you've made. That's actions you've taken. And our culture lets
1755
01:27:07.560 --> 01:27:09.920
you blame everybody for where you want to go. So
1756
01:27:09.960 --> 01:27:13.399
when when when people come here, like, I'm not against immigrants,
1757
01:27:13.760 --> 01:27:16.279
you know, even though we have some crazy stuff. Venezuela
1758
01:27:16.439 --> 01:27:19.119
just emptied their prisons into us. This was all done
1759
01:27:19.119 --> 01:27:19.640
on Cuba.
1760
01:27:19.720 --> 01:27:22.680
Did that in the set. That's what Scarface was about it.
1761
01:27:22.760 --> 01:27:25.760
Oh yeah, sending all their their their crazy. I get it,
1762
01:27:26.119 --> 01:27:28.640
I get it. I'm not against people coming here. Try
1763
01:27:28.720 --> 01:27:32.920
one of us are. Yeah, nobody is against immigrants. Yeah,
1764
01:27:32.960 --> 01:27:33.960
we were no one.
1765
01:27:34.039 --> 01:27:36.279
Our families were all immigrants at some point.
1766
01:27:36.399 --> 01:27:39.800
I don't even think Native Americans. We have to have
1767
01:27:39.840 --> 01:27:42.720
two things. We have to have rules on who gets in,
1768
01:27:43.279 --> 01:27:45.800
just so we know. And the second rule is when
1769
01:27:45.800 --> 01:27:51.319
you come here, you assimilate in. Yes, okay, listen, if
1770
01:27:51.319 --> 01:27:53.640
you if you were born in Mexico. I mean, you
1771
01:27:53.680 --> 01:27:55.840
were born in America and your parents were Mexican and
1772
01:27:55.840 --> 01:27:58.560
you were for the Mexican soccer team. That's fine. I
1773
01:27:58.600 --> 01:27:59.039
don't care.
1774
01:27:59.079 --> 01:28:01.560
Although that's the thing I have the biggest It is annoying.
1775
01:28:02.079 --> 01:28:03.720
It's annoying, but.
1776
01:28:05.359 --> 01:28:08.720
You're not doing clitterectomies in my country because that's illegal. Yeah,
1777
01:28:08.760 --> 01:28:10.760
I don't care what And you know the Jews that
1778
01:28:11.000 --> 01:28:13.399
you know that's written in the Torah is that you're
1779
01:28:13.640 --> 01:28:17.560
the country. The rules of the country in which you
1780
01:28:17.640 --> 01:28:21.880
are hosted, supplant the rules of the Torah. Respect you
1781
01:28:21.880 --> 01:28:23.880
are you are, you know what I mean, Like, you
1782
01:28:23.920 --> 01:28:27.039
are subject to those rules above our rules.
1783
01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:29.279
So I'm gone, I'm down with that. It's like, don't
1784
01:28:29.279 --> 01:28:32.079
bring that Sharia law here, don't bring any of that
1785
01:28:32.199 --> 01:28:33.479
ship from other countries.
1786
01:28:33.600 --> 01:28:35.319
We're not saying you can't have a Korea town though
1787
01:28:35.399 --> 01:28:36.359
no Korea town is great.
1788
01:28:36.439 --> 01:28:38.560
You know, the food, We let the Chinese have a
1789
01:28:38.680 --> 01:28:42.920
Chinese town, okay, you know, and everything they don't ever
1790
01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:45.560
rent to white people. And we're like, okay, dude, yeah,
1791
01:28:45.600 --> 01:28:50.319
that's your way dealing with There are rules here, and
1792
01:28:50.399 --> 01:28:53.119
the rules are we have a Western culture that respects
1793
01:28:53.119 --> 01:28:56.920
each other. Now we have to stop from the extremists
1794
01:28:56.920 --> 01:29:00.479
on the far progressive thinking everything traditional is bad. No,
1795
01:29:00.840 --> 01:29:05.159
we're just like with like it culturally or computers AI.
1796
01:29:05.880 --> 01:29:08.680
We're only going to go so far. Stop trying to
1797
01:29:08.720 --> 01:29:12.800
push us into the really far away. Stop trying to
1798
01:29:12.880 --> 01:29:15.239
change everything I can for a small fraction of the people.
1799
01:29:15.319 --> 01:29:18.119
But when you come here, you join us. We don't.
1800
01:29:18.119 --> 01:29:20.520
We don't miss Most immigrants that I've seen once, yeah,
1801
01:29:20.520 --> 01:29:21.359
well they're.
1802
01:29:21.159 --> 01:29:23.840
Saying, that's why you're here, that's why you're here. But
1803
01:29:23.880 --> 01:29:27.279
if you force people to kind of defend themselves, then
1804
01:29:27.319 --> 01:29:31.159
they start to get tribed. So just you know, that's it, dude,
1805
01:29:31.359 --> 01:29:33.920
that's I think the world's great. I think Trump. I
1806
01:29:33.920 --> 01:29:37.600
think you know. Obviously, I have blackpill friends that are
1807
01:29:37.600 --> 01:29:39.520
talking about all this shit about Elon and all this
1808
01:29:39.520 --> 01:29:42.079
shit about Trump, and I go, thank you. I'm going
1809
01:29:42.159 --> 01:29:44.439
to keep an eye out for that. But I'm just
1810
01:29:44.479 --> 01:29:46.680
gonna do the same thing I do with the Las
1811
01:29:46.760 --> 01:29:50.000
Vegas Raiders every season. I'm just assuming we're going to
1812
01:29:50.079 --> 01:29:53.279
win the Super Bowl. Three weeks in the train goes
1813
01:29:53.319 --> 01:29:56.079
out the tracks. But going into it, I have high
1814
01:29:56.159 --> 01:29:58.279
high hopes. I thought gard Mitschew was going to be
1815
01:29:58.359 --> 01:30:01.039
Raiders if you're from Heck, I'm not Buffalo. Well, Buffalo
1816
01:30:01.159 --> 01:30:04.039
is my second team, okay, because all my family loves them,
1817
01:30:04.159 --> 01:30:06.399
But I always like the bad boys. I grew up
1818
01:30:06.399 --> 01:30:09.960
in upstate New York, in Syracuse area, and I discovered
1819
01:30:10.000 --> 01:30:13.439
basketball through Patrick Ewing and the Georgetown Hoyos, which had
1820
01:30:13.479 --> 01:30:15.439
no white guys on it, and my whole dream as
1821
01:30:15.479 --> 01:30:18.520
a child was to be the first white basketball player
1822
01:30:18.720 --> 01:30:21.520
to play for John Thompson. Then I got cut from
1823
01:30:21.560 --> 01:30:24.399
my eighth grade basketball team and that that dream died hard,
1824
01:30:24.920 --> 01:30:27.600
you know. But that's what I love bad guys. I've
1825
01:30:27.600 --> 01:30:29.600
always loved to like the like that when they come
1826
01:30:29.640 --> 01:30:32.399
in and everyone booed, and it really fucked my stand
1827
01:30:32.479 --> 01:30:34.359
up up for a while because I just love to
1828
01:30:34.359 --> 01:30:38.439
go up there and just here we go and just
1829
01:30:38.560 --> 01:30:41.680
burn everything down. And I still have that. I still
1830
01:30:41.720 --> 01:30:43.960
have that, which makes me different than most of the
1831
01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:47.600
other comics. I like the press. I like to push it.
1832
01:30:47.640 --> 01:30:50.319
I like to have the uncomfortable. I like the I
1833
01:30:50.319 --> 01:30:54.079
want people to get comfortable with the uncomfortable. But you avely,
1834
01:30:54.520 --> 01:30:56.800
I love that. Sometimes my stamp goes a little too
1835
01:30:56.800 --> 01:30:58.720
far from them. But I can't change who I am.
1836
01:30:58.760 --> 01:31:03.199
I'm thirty years in ah, thirty years, thirty years started,
1837
01:31:03.239 --> 01:31:05.800
twenty two years old? Next month? This month?
1838
01:31:06.159 --> 01:31:08.560
Thirty years did you started?
1839
01:31:08.720 --> 01:31:11.399
I guess I decided today was a thirty year and
1840
01:31:11.920 --> 01:31:12.960
was sixteenth.
1841
01:31:13.000 --> 01:31:15.359
That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yahah No, No, I'm sorry, today's
1842
01:31:15.359 --> 01:31:16.119
eighteenth oh.
1843
01:31:16.039 --> 01:31:19.479
Two days ago? Was my I decided. No, I don't remember.
1844
01:31:20.039 --> 01:31:21.039
I remember it was November.
1845
01:31:21.119 --> 01:31:23.199
Was that in Vegas? Or did you start before Vegas?
1846
01:31:23.479 --> 01:31:25.279
I went to Vegas thinking it was a great place
1847
01:31:25.279 --> 01:31:27.319
to start stand up. It wasn't, but it was perfect
1848
01:31:27.359 --> 01:31:30.239
for me because I was too much of my father
1849
01:31:30.319 --> 01:31:33.159
when I was very early, so I was I was
1850
01:31:33.279 --> 01:31:34.960
just scorching.
1851
01:31:35.359 --> 01:31:37.399
Did you find when you were coming up and you
1852
01:31:37.439 --> 01:31:40.239
were developing as an artist that you had to let
1853
01:31:40.319 --> 01:31:42.960
go you had to become more virtuous in order to
1854
01:31:43.039 --> 01:31:46.960
keep the success going. Oh, you had to be better
1855
01:31:47.000 --> 01:31:48.079
about being on time.
1856
01:31:48.439 --> 01:31:50.399
You had to be better, you know what I mean?
1857
01:31:50.520 --> 01:31:53.279
Like that all that stuff. Yeah, I always say this.
1858
01:31:53.520 --> 01:31:58.079
Yeah I'm crazy, but I'm not an asshole. Okay, I'm
1859
01:31:58.119 --> 01:32:01.760
an asshole and crazy, Like I follow the rules, like
1860
01:32:01.840 --> 01:32:03.960
I follow the rules, like if you go hear the
1861
01:32:04.079 --> 01:32:05.720
rules of the room. I will come in and play
1862
01:32:05.720 --> 01:32:08.640
within those rules, okay, Like because I'm so thankful that
1863
01:32:08.680 --> 01:32:11.159
you would even hire me at all, that i'd play
1864
01:32:11.239 --> 01:32:13.800
by the rules, okay, and where you like that before
1865
01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:17.479
you started? Yeah, all the time. But ma'am, when I'm
1866
01:32:17.520 --> 01:32:19.600
on stage, I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I want
1867
01:32:19.640 --> 01:32:22.199
and I don't care how the fuck people react. And
1868
01:32:22.239 --> 01:32:24.239
you don't want to have me back. I can't change that.
1869
01:32:24.560 --> 01:32:25.600
But you've give me.
1870
01:32:25.680 --> 01:32:28.920
Your moral obligation. Yeah, you're obliged to. We look to
1871
01:32:28.960 --> 01:32:30.880
you guys to tell us what the fuck's going on.
1872
01:32:30.960 --> 01:32:33.520
Sometimes I don't know, man, it's like a different time, bro.
1873
01:32:33.880 --> 01:32:36.840
You know when Carlin and Hicks were around, they didn't
1874
01:32:36.840 --> 01:32:40.840
get doom scrolled like people like people get read the newspaper,
1875
01:32:41.000 --> 01:32:43.359
watch the news. That was it. Now let's think that
1876
01:32:43.479 --> 01:32:46.800
shit's over all that cancelationships, Oh yeah, it's done. It's over.
1877
01:32:47.119 --> 01:32:47.960
It was never real.
1878
01:32:48.000 --> 01:32:53.880
With the success of it was never real. Podcasters put
1879
01:32:53.920 --> 01:32:55.239
the guy in the White House.
1880
01:32:55.439 --> 01:32:59.159
We had a T shirt. Our T shirt was the
1881
01:32:59.199 --> 01:33:03.640
Revolution will be podcasted and it's just literally happened. So
1882
01:33:04.079 --> 01:33:06.960
we're gonna see you know everybody, there's some people are like,
1883
01:33:07.000 --> 01:33:09.239
oh my God, look at this. Look at that. I'm like,
1884
01:33:09.319 --> 01:33:12.479
you gotta give him a chance, and then we'll do
1885
01:33:12.600 --> 01:33:14.239
to him what we did to Joe Biden if he
1886
01:33:14.279 --> 01:33:18.039
doesn't do it completely pull, I'm like, dude, I have
1887
01:33:18.079 --> 01:33:20.640
a lot more respect for the right to do that
1888
01:33:20.840 --> 01:33:24.000
than the left because the left is so much about
1889
01:33:24.039 --> 01:33:28.920
conformity and showing that you you are part of the.
1890
01:33:28.920 --> 01:33:30.399
Team, right United Front.
1891
01:33:30.520 --> 01:33:34.039
Yeah, whereas the last the right is either they're like bang,
1892
01:33:34.079 --> 01:33:38.319
we're out, goodbye bye. Nope, nope, nope. They're more about
1893
01:33:38.359 --> 01:33:38.920
their virtues.
1894
01:33:38.960 --> 01:33:39.880
Except for the NEOs.
1895
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Yeah, well, the neocons I think are just above all
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of them. Well, they're the same. I think that's neocons
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and ioliberals I think are done. I think we are
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done with war, you know, really, I think I think
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I think Americans, the population, whether the economy, the dead,
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have seen the end of war. Yeah. I mean, that's
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a great that's a great quote, dude. But you know,
1902
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I think people are over it. And you know, when
1903
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you have an economy that is based off of war, drugs,
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sex trafficking and all that shit, it's not the right economy.
1905
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And I think people are waking up to it now
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and that's my opinion. We'll see, dude, you no, I
1907
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I agree with you. Like you know, there are places
1908
01:34:23.359 --> 01:34:26.800
where pain and suffering is happening right now, and I'm
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01:34:26.960 --> 01:34:32.479
very attuned to that. Yemen, the Congo, Gaza, all that ship.
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I can't sit here and be quiet about it. You know.
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I don't need I don't maybe necessarily need to be
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screaming at that that they are rooftops. But I'm not.
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I'm not going to co sign on any any pain
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and suffering. Everything there is enough for everybody. We should
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there should be abundance everywhere. There's no need for war,
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there's no need for any of that stuff. And so
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when you say, like all the the these empires, it's
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gonna it's gonna be in trusting why empires change, you know,
1919
01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:06.479
it's like did the British Empire end? Or did it
1920
01:35:06.760 --> 01:35:11.079
just the last? They last a thousand years. That's how
1921
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the Fourth Turning starts out. Yeah, that's how the Fourth Turnings.
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Like these giant empires they last like a thousand years.
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I'm in dude, I'm all about that. Unless you started
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01:35:22.319 --> 01:35:25.680
in like the in the in the in the English
1925
01:35:25.720 --> 01:35:29.640
Civil War, and like the the York the Lancasters versus
1926
01:35:29.640 --> 01:35:32.119
the House of York in like the fifteen fifties. Then
1927
01:35:32.119 --> 01:35:34.920
we've only got like four hundred and fifty years nobody.
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01:35:34.960 --> 01:35:39.039
It's interesting to me all that stuff and like, did
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01:35:39.119 --> 01:35:42.119
like did rom and or did it just evolve into
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01:35:42.279 --> 01:35:45.079
something else? A church? Did the Bank of England? And
1931
01:35:45.520 --> 01:35:48.399
or did he just involve? I mean, did the British
1932
01:35:48.479 --> 01:35:51.560
Empire just evolve into the Bank of England. No, it
1933
01:35:51.600 --> 01:35:56.199
evolved into America America. Maybe, I don't know. I think America.
1934
01:35:56.359 --> 01:35:59.239
I think England has a lot more power than people
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01:35:59.279 --> 01:36:00.399
want to believe it.
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01:36:00.439 --> 01:36:03.920
The Bank of the Banks, the Bank, the City of London,
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the City of London, the Rome, Adam Curtis, because he's British,
1938
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it's all British.
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Watch all that shit, dude, I love je. You haven't
1940
01:36:13.039 --> 01:36:13.520
seen it yet.
1941
01:36:13.600 --> 01:36:15.640
It's been It's like you might not be able to
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do other things.
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I think.
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Probably, but I just love I think we're in the
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01:36:20.720 --> 01:36:24.840
greatest era era for information ever. You just have to
1946
01:36:24.920 --> 01:36:29.079
find the things the people you trust, and then and
1947
01:36:29.279 --> 01:36:33.279
just don't assume everything you're hearing is real, run it
1948
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through your common sense and go Okay, this could not
1949
01:36:36.760 --> 01:36:39.600
this could I think it's made us even better. Some
1950
01:36:39.640 --> 01:36:41.760
people are like, you know, this is just my opinion.
1951
01:36:42.000 --> 01:36:46.520
The misinformation disinformation thing is from very rich children who
1952
01:36:47.000 --> 01:36:50.399
have never felt consequences for their actions, and now on
1953
01:36:50.439 --> 01:36:54.000
the Internet they say something stupid, the Internet pushes back
1954
01:36:54.039 --> 01:36:57.359
on it. And it's that's why they say words are violence.
1955
01:36:57.920 --> 01:37:00.520
Is because words to them are violent. It's because it's
1956
01:37:00.560 --> 01:37:03.119
the first time since they've been born, born into the
1957
01:37:03.119 --> 01:37:07.319
best hospitals, behind gated communities, going to the best schools,
1958
01:37:07.479 --> 01:37:11.319
getting into the best colleges, getting into these getting juiced
1959
01:37:11.319 --> 01:37:15.319
into internships at the best, most prestigious jobs. They've never
1960
01:37:15.359 --> 01:37:20.159
felt consequences. Everywhere's got security, they're behind walls everything, and
1961
01:37:20.159 --> 01:37:23.920
now on the Internet say say something stupid, Like right now,
1962
01:37:23.960 --> 01:37:26.039
I have a real problem with a lot of what
1963
01:37:26.279 --> 01:37:29.720
Sam Harris is saying. And Sam Harris is just talking
1964
01:37:29.720 --> 01:37:33.800
about misinformation disinformation. I'm like, you're upset because you are
1965
01:37:33.880 --> 01:37:37.239
saying something and getting instant blowback for it that you
1966
01:37:37.439 --> 01:37:40.119
never got before. Think about before the Internet and what
1967
01:37:40.199 --> 01:37:43.880
Sam Harris could say and you never feel the consequences
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01:37:43.880 --> 01:37:45.920
of it. Now he feels it, and now he thinks
1969
01:37:45.920 --> 01:37:50.399
there's a problem with misinformation and disinformation, and I'm like, no, dude,
1970
01:37:50.560 --> 01:37:55.039
it's now now you are more connected with everybody more
1971
01:37:55.039 --> 01:37:58.600
than ever. And things that you are saying, like you
1972
01:37:58.640 --> 01:38:01.159
don't care if Hunter buying is to discovered with dead
1973
01:38:01.239 --> 01:38:04.920
kids in his basement. Doesn't play well with people, and
1974
01:38:04.920 --> 01:38:08.680
they're letting you know. So I think we're entering the
1975
01:38:08.680 --> 01:38:12.680
best time ever. I just need to learn skills, how
1976
01:38:12.720 --> 01:38:16.119
to fix ship, how to build ship. That's all I
1977
01:38:16.159 --> 01:38:18.760
want to do is fix him. When I fix a toilet,
1978
01:38:18.840 --> 01:38:21.520
I get this fucking high. Did you go on Adam
1979
01:38:21.600 --> 01:38:24.920
Carolla's show? He's the fucking you know? He says he
1980
01:38:24.960 --> 01:38:27.680
can't really read. Oh yeah, he's like, I can read,
1981
01:38:27.840 --> 01:38:29.600
but I like, I can't read books and stuff. He
1982
01:38:29.760 --> 01:38:31.880
just like never learned the God bless him. The guy
1983
01:38:32.079 --> 01:38:36.239
is so articulate, his brain works. He's so well, he's
1984
01:38:36.279 --> 01:38:38.880
so smart. He said the coolest thing, And I agreed
1985
01:38:38.920 --> 01:38:41.279
with this. Have you ever been on a show? No?
1986
01:38:41.600 --> 01:38:44.760
Would you ever go on? Of course? I want enough,
1987
01:38:45.319 --> 01:38:47.640
big enough for him? What are you talking about? All right, well,
1988
01:38:47.640 --> 01:38:50.239
I would show. I would love to go on a show.
1989
01:38:50.359 --> 01:38:52.039
But did you hear the thing he said about? And
1990
01:38:52.079 --> 01:38:55.159
I was saying this during the campaign when he was
1991
01:38:55.199 --> 01:38:59.000
talking about He's like, you don't brag about working at McDonald's.
1992
01:38:59.600 --> 01:39:01.520
And when that was going on.
1993
01:39:01.479 --> 01:39:04.560
I was like, I was like, look, the only business
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01:39:04.600 --> 01:39:07.800
in my town like that you could walk to was McDonald's.
1995
01:39:07.880 --> 01:39:10.680
I never worked there. I was like, really, your parents
1996
01:39:10.680 --> 01:39:13.600
are Berkeley professors and the best you can do is
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01:39:13.640 --> 01:39:16.359
work at McDonald's. Like that's not something.
1998
01:39:17.239 --> 01:39:18.960
And he's the guy like I had been thinking that,
1999
01:39:19.000 --> 01:39:20.840
and then he's the guy who articulated it.
2000
01:39:20.880 --> 01:39:23.319
But he's a builder. That's how he started out, dude.
2001
01:39:23.680 --> 01:39:25.760
I was on the episode when his dad had died
2002
01:39:25.760 --> 01:39:28.680
the night before and just listening to him. He was
2003
01:39:28.720 --> 01:39:31.399
one to eighty from his father, and just like, at
2004
01:39:31.439 --> 01:39:34.640
some point he just wanted to tinker with shit and
2005
01:39:34.640 --> 01:39:37.319
he just started fixing stuff and working with shit to
2006
01:39:37.359 --> 01:39:40.000
the point his friend's dad's got mad because he was
2007
01:39:40.000 --> 01:39:42.840
taking all their tools to work on shit. Okay, and
2008
01:39:43.000 --> 01:39:45.800
look where he is, and you know again it's like
2009
01:39:45.920 --> 01:39:48.520
but he says he still washes his car, and people
2010
01:39:48.520 --> 01:39:50.640
are like, why don't you hire somebody's good. He's like,
2011
01:39:51.920 --> 01:39:55.279
that's not the point to wash your own car. When
2012
01:39:55.319 --> 01:39:58.199
you love your car. It's the best feeling I have
2013
01:39:58.239 --> 01:39:59.359
this stuff that you don't need.
2014
01:39:59.479 --> 01:40:03.079
It's for it's for it's for aircraft, and it's just
2015
01:40:03.199 --> 01:40:05.640
spray on and wipe it off and it cleans it
2016
01:40:05.720 --> 01:40:07.439
and it kind of so you don't need the hose
2017
01:40:07.479 --> 01:40:08.680
and the bucket and all that ship.
2018
01:40:08.680 --> 01:40:09.560
You don't need to dry it.
2019
01:40:09.680 --> 01:40:13.800
Oh really yeah, yeah, it's I got on Amazon purple
2020
01:40:14.119 --> 01:40:14.800
for my teeth.
2021
01:40:14.840 --> 01:40:17.560
It takes off the yellow. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever
2022
01:40:17.600 --> 01:40:19.279
seen the purple jel you play on your teeth that
2023
01:40:19.359 --> 01:40:20.079
whitens your teeth?
2024
01:40:20.199 --> 01:40:23.960
No, that's that's interesting. I'm trying to figure out how
2025
01:40:24.000 --> 01:40:25.239
you made that lateral move.
2026
01:40:25.079 --> 01:40:30.239
To because he's just that's how we're doing it, dude.
2027
01:40:30.399 --> 01:40:32.760
I'm with Adam. Crow is great, but it's like.
2028
01:40:32.800 --> 01:40:35.159
Where should Stam start? Though he's been talking about this
2029
01:40:35.159 --> 01:40:37.600
for a long time, he wants to start using his
2030
01:40:37.680 --> 01:40:38.239
hands more.
2031
01:40:38.439 --> 01:40:42.119
Do you have any anything broken in your house? No,
2032
01:40:43.159 --> 01:40:43.800
I'm sure you do.
2033
01:40:43.920 --> 01:40:46.239
There's gotta be something broken. You just throw it away
2034
01:40:46.279 --> 01:40:47.079
there it's broken.
2035
01:40:47.159 --> 01:40:49.600
No, but I need I want to start. I want
2036
01:40:49.640 --> 01:40:52.399
to start building ship. Do you know how to make
2037
01:40:52.439 --> 01:40:53.800
a shelf? No?
2038
01:40:53.960 --> 01:40:57.119
Should like make shelves for all these little guys? So
2039
01:40:57.199 --> 01:40:59.560
let me ask a shelf that's like this deep and
2040
01:40:59.600 --> 01:41:01.119
then custom link that.
2041
01:41:01.119 --> 01:41:03.159
You can so let me ask you. So I go
2042
01:41:03.239 --> 01:41:05.199
to home Deep, all I get like the bank I
2043
01:41:05.239 --> 01:41:06.199
made videos about this.
2044
01:41:06.439 --> 01:41:10.399
Okay, Johnny can connect exactly and that tells exactly how
2045
01:41:10.399 --> 01:41:13.319
to do it. There's these pieces of hardware that you
2046
01:41:13.399 --> 01:41:17.159
get from the fastener's aisle and they're not four shelves,
2047
01:41:17.920 --> 01:41:21.199
but they're called corner braces and that's what you use
2048
01:41:21.319 --> 01:41:23.199
to screw the shelf to the wall.
2049
01:41:23.560 --> 01:41:25.520
And my video is like, if you have this kind
2050
01:41:25.560 --> 01:41:27.720
of wall, the studs in the wall.
2051
01:41:28.319 --> 01:41:33.479
Okay, yes, depending on how much weight is the wall
2052
01:41:33.560 --> 01:41:36.960
is going to hold. But don't get an electric stud finder.
2053
01:41:37.439 --> 01:41:39.279
You have to get this stud finder. It's called a
2054
01:41:39.319 --> 01:41:42.920
stud Buddy and it has really powerful magnets in it,
2055
01:41:42.960 --> 01:41:45.159
and the way it works is you slide it around
2056
01:41:45.239 --> 01:41:49.199
your wall and when it hits one of the it
2057
01:41:49.279 --> 01:41:53.479
hits underneath your paint. There's a screw holding the dry
2058
01:41:53.560 --> 01:41:56.680
wall to a stud, so it detects the screw that's
2059
01:41:56.680 --> 01:41:59.439
in the stove. The electric ones don't work, but this
2060
01:41:59.560 --> 01:42:03.720
thing is bomb proof and if it sticks to the wall,
2061
01:42:03.920 --> 01:42:06.239
that's your stud. You just make a little pencil mark there.
2062
01:42:06.640 --> 01:42:08.359
But for these guys you don't need that you can
2063
01:42:08.479 --> 01:42:11.119
just use. And then there's wall anchors, but there's a
2064
01:42:11.199 --> 01:42:11.920
specific kind.
2065
01:42:11.960 --> 01:42:13.079
They're also in the video.
2066
01:42:13.520 --> 01:42:17.960
They're called Cobra triple grip, and though it's that's like
2067
01:42:18.000 --> 01:42:20.119
the only kind you get. So you get the corner braces,
2068
01:42:20.159 --> 01:42:22.159
and then you get the corner braces, you get the
2069
01:42:22.199 --> 01:42:26.520
triple grip cobras. Get yourself. You can afford. You've got
2070
01:42:26.560 --> 01:42:29.279
you remind me and my friend he does.
2071
01:42:29.680 --> 01:42:34.920
Get yourself a Milwaukee like twelve volt drill and the
2072
01:42:34.960 --> 01:42:39.159
bits and the screwdriver bit with the magnetic holder thing, right,
2073
01:42:39.359 --> 01:42:41.439
it's all in this video. It's all in these videos.
2074
01:42:41.640 --> 01:42:44.840
And then a pole saw, which is like it's just
2075
01:42:44.880 --> 01:42:47.399
a Japanese saw that's really easy to cut through. And
2076
01:42:47.439 --> 01:42:50.039
then pick out some wood that's like four inches deep
2077
01:42:50.079 --> 01:42:52.359
that you like and just start making shows. Make shelves
2078
01:42:52.399 --> 01:42:57.079
for your girlfriends, make up, make shelves for you need shelves.
2079
01:42:57.199 --> 01:43:00.399
Shelves make you so organized and they're fast and they're
2080
01:43:00.520 --> 01:43:01.319
so satisfying.
2081
01:43:02.239 --> 01:43:07.720
Sandpaper. I want to build ship, dude, and a level.
2082
01:43:07.760 --> 01:43:10.119
Start with shells, all right, I'll start with shell yes,
2083
01:43:10.680 --> 01:43:13.199
because we might be leaving here moving somewhere else. But
2084
01:43:13.279 --> 01:43:15.319
I do want to put all these because obviously we
2085
01:43:15.399 --> 01:43:18.760
lost Kawhi. At some point you should fix that. I
2086
01:43:18.760 --> 01:43:19.600
should get some glue.
2087
01:43:19.760 --> 01:43:22.760
Okay, I'm gonna tell you the trick. Okay, So there's
2088
01:43:22.800 --> 01:43:26.920
this crazy glue gel or gorilla groot glue. They call
2089
01:43:26.920 --> 01:43:29.800
it super glue. Crazy glue is a brand name, but
2090
01:43:30.079 --> 01:43:33.640
the gel kind. Okay, now here's the secret with crazy glue.
2091
01:43:33.800 --> 01:43:35.800
You need to like lick both of the things that
2092
01:43:35.840 --> 01:43:39.439
are going to glue together because it needs water. Okay,
2093
01:43:39.880 --> 01:43:41.640
And so you put a little I'll show you how
2094
01:43:41.640 --> 01:43:47.079
you'd fix what's this guy's name, Kawhi Leonard. So with
2095
01:43:47.199 --> 01:43:50.920
Kawhi you would take and this is a very specific.
2096
01:43:51.239 --> 01:43:53.880
Super glue is not for everything. You can't fix some glads.
2097
01:43:53.920 --> 01:43:55.720
You can't. If your glasses break in the middle, you
2098
01:43:55.760 --> 01:43:58.720
can't fix them with super You need to like well,
2099
01:43:59.239 --> 01:44:01.479
you need to like a what do you think about
2100
01:44:01.520 --> 01:44:04.880
the glasses that elon Musk or the fight with.
2101
01:44:04.800 --> 01:44:06.960
The with the Yeah, I know, yeah, I think he's
2102
01:44:07.000 --> 01:44:08.680
just like a callback to what was an Animal House
2103
01:44:08.800 --> 01:44:10.039
or Revenge of the Nerds.
2104
01:44:10.039 --> 01:44:14.800
Okay, okay, all right, so you put here here gel
2105
01:44:14.920 --> 01:44:17.880
after you've licked it and then all right, this is
2106
01:44:17.960 --> 01:44:20.560
kind of a complex. You've got to build something that
2107
01:44:20.600 --> 01:44:23.039
holds it in place for a while. Oh really, yes,
2108
01:44:23.079 --> 01:44:26.840
and then here's the tell you the trick. Oh no,
2109
01:44:26.960 --> 01:44:27.479
it clicks in.
2110
01:44:27.520 --> 01:44:30.199
You're good. You put it together.
2111
01:44:30.319 --> 01:44:32.359
So wait, this is what you do with the with
2112
01:44:32.399 --> 01:44:35.279
the crazy glue. With the crazy glue gel. You have
2113
01:44:35.439 --> 01:44:39.399
in a little dish off to the side baking soda,
2114
01:44:39.920 --> 01:44:42.079
and you take it when it's perfectly set and it's
2115
01:44:42.079 --> 01:44:44.079
never gonna move again. You take a little baking soda
2116
01:44:44.079 --> 01:44:47.680
and you sprinkle it like it's like light speed.
2117
01:44:47.920 --> 01:44:51.880
Bang. It's bonded. It's like some men those whole videos
2118
01:44:51.920 --> 01:44:55.359
where people make like washers, they make like stuff.
2119
01:44:55.079 --> 01:44:59.279
That's bulletproof using this method. Like, uh so that's how
2120
01:44:59.319 --> 01:45:01.720
you fix this guy. That's a relatively straightforward one. Yeah,
2121
01:45:01.720 --> 01:45:04.760
you should start my foot. You should like crazy glue gel,
2122
01:45:04.880 --> 01:45:07.760
gorilla glue makes it gorilla goo jel and get.
2123
01:45:07.640 --> 01:45:12.239
The blue gel create but super glue not so I
2124
01:45:12.600 --> 01:45:14.640
like that. I like that. I put the glue on.
2125
01:45:15.079 --> 01:45:16.680
You put the glue on this side and the side
2126
01:45:16.680 --> 01:45:20.119
throwing the baking pot after it's set exactly how it's.
2127
01:45:19.960 --> 01:45:22.239
Supposed to be the glue is going to leak out
2128
01:45:22.279 --> 01:45:24.640
the sides. The glue's gonna leak out. Leave that, leave
2129
01:45:24.720 --> 01:45:28.000
the glue leaking out. Okay. It's called the scar of labor,
2130
01:45:28.640 --> 01:45:32.920
little seams and ship war war. So that's the scar
2131
01:45:33.000 --> 01:45:36.079
of your label. Okay. And then you just with a
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little spoon, you just sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, and then
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just let it. Say, don't test it, don't check it.
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It'll be whole when you say, I'm sprinkling it. Where
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am I sprinkling it? Let's say on this, Okay. So
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what's gonna happen is you're gonna put.
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The gel here, put the gel in here, and then
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you're gonna stick it in like this, and then it's
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gonna ooze.
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The gel is gonna a little bit out of the side,
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so you're don't touch.
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Him, don't touch his feet, don't move him. Okay, Okay,
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you're just gonna like sprinkle. You can use it whatever.
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You use.
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A popsicle stick, you can use a knife, but you're
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just gonna try to sprinkle. And it's baking, so that's
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almost free. On the little where it oozed out, you're
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gonna sprinkle it in there.
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You can throw it. You can use your fingers and
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throw it. You can sprinkle it, you can yeah, however
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you want to get it. You can pack it into
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a strong however you want to do it, and then
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that's gonna make the seams turned into like cement, and
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then that will enable the glue that's inside the plastic.
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It takes about two hours.
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Even super glue, it takes two hours to dry and
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then in about two hours it'll be I just fixed
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an incense like a three hundred dollars porcelain incense holder
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doing this method.
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Sorry, you gotta go, I got jam Yeah two hours. Yeah,
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it's great. This has been great. Ah, thank you so much.
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I'm so honored, Donny.
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I'm so excited.
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I'm that was an awesome one more time. Where can
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they find you? The spirited man on YouTube? I'm gonna
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watch all your ship dude curate for him. Show them
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that there's two shelf ones.
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There's like a mini four inch shelf that doesn't require
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power tools, and then there's a bigger shelf that does
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require power tools.
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Show them both because they're very and they have the
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list in the description. It has the list of all
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the tools you need I love that.
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I will I know exactly what you're talking about. You
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use that same technique on your car. I believe right
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to repair.
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Yes, that's right. I stole it from a guide. I okay.
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So when I first started, I did two a week
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because it's really as you know, it's about frequency. And
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then I just like my I started destroying my life
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just to get them done. Then I went down to
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one a week, and now I'm I was doing one
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every other week.
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And now I mean, he does his own music two.
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A month about and I also have a Patreon where
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I put your stuff and I'm going to watch it.
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01:47:58.479 --> 01:48:05.840
Uh you you you say people shouldn't start YouTube channel.
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I think they should do.
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No, not as a career as are don't. Don't go
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as a career now into YouTube. That's what I'm saying.
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I think everyone should have ABE. I think if you
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got you got skill.
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Like a friend of mine is a handyman in Philadelphia
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stand up. I'm like, you should fix stuff and do video.
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01:48:24.359 --> 01:48:26.960
Yes you should. Why you do your stand up? And
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01:48:27.119 --> 01:48:29.319
Z kids are obsessed with it. If you go into
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a camera shop now that sells film cameras, I love
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this ship.
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You would really like it, Sam, all right.
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So we'll figure it out. Man. This is awesome. I'm down, man,
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this is a blessing.
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I'm very honored and I love you guys. I mean,
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01:48:44.720 --> 01:48:46.359
you guys are the real, the most I made a
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01:48:46.439 --> 01:48:49.319
video called why why comedians are the most important artists?
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01:48:49.439 --> 01:48:52.760
Thank you? And can I just close with this one thing?
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01:48:53.239 --> 01:48:55.079
So everyone said, you know you have the art of this,
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the art of that, the art of shoelaces, the art
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of hair there.
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The art doesn't mean anything that people make, and Leo
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Tolstoy has to me the most resonant definition of art
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and art is a medium which transmits an emotion that
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the creator experienced when he or she was making it
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to its audience. And that's why I think the stand
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ups are the number one top because you guys are
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the most important.
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I want to cry. The most important thing laughter, Dude,
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if you could cry, they'll be good for you. You
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do it. You make us laugh, You can't. You can
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fake all the other shit. We cannot fake laugh. I know,
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I'm old, bro. I feel like some of these kids
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have gotten a little too corporate and that they've been
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01:49:45.119 --> 01:49:48.960
scared by cancel culture. It's scared them, So they're doing
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01:49:49.000 --> 01:49:52.359
more of what I would call the the the corporate
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01:49:52.399 --> 01:49:56.960
gig comedy where it's like, ah, my wife and you know,
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01:49:57.680 --> 01:49:59.560
you know, it's so funny. Loose J Gomes, who I
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01:49:59.600 --> 01:50:01.840
love my heart, He's one of the funniest dudes out there.
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He's like, keep politics out of comedy. I go, I
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don't know, bro, I think people need to experience what
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people are looking for, someone to tell them the truth. Funny,
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it's it's art. It's like politicians, who are you going
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01:50:19.960 --> 01:50:23.000
to rely on the fucking the news people? It's just
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not gonna happen.
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01:50:23.920 --> 01:50:25.960
Listening to Bill Hicks changed my way of thinking about
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everything in college, you.
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Know, yeah, because you're also our philosophers. That's why, dude, listen.
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01:50:32.920 --> 01:50:35.399
Danas like you better not get the tattooed on Sam
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01:50:35.479 --> 01:50:41.840
Kennison's freaking in on his grave, it said another time
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he had been called a prophet. Sometimes I feel like that,
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01:50:47.319 --> 01:50:51.159
you know. It's like, it's like everything I'm I talked
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about forever, everyone's opening up to Even my girlfriend who
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01:50:55.199 --> 01:50:59.000
loves MSNBC is like talking about p Diddy. That was
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01:50:59.000 --> 01:51:01.239
the thing that opened her mind to it. I've always
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01:51:01.319 --> 01:51:04.199
been I've always been about that, you know, like you know,
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01:51:04.520 --> 01:51:07.920
for me, the thing was when when Hacksaw Jim Duggan
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01:51:08.000 --> 01:51:10.600
and the Iron She got busted in the same fucking
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01:51:10.640 --> 01:51:14.720
car drinking. Then I realized everything's a lie. And from
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01:51:14.760 --> 01:51:17.000
there I've been like always just kind of you know,
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01:51:17.000 --> 01:51:20.039
it really started with Santa Claus, but after that, then that,
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01:51:20.159 --> 01:51:23.039
and then it's just you know, so chick Rubin says,
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that's what's so great about life is that the whole
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01:51:25.560 --> 01:51:28.000
thing is the w He's a big wrestling like the
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01:51:28.039 --> 01:51:30.960
whole thing. We don't know if it's the whole thing.
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01:51:31.000 --> 01:51:33.920
We don't know if it's a fake. And that's great. Yeah,
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01:51:34.000 --> 01:51:37.319
I'm with you, dude, I'm with you. All right, let's
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01:51:37.359 --> 01:51:40.720
go out. I got jam. This has been great, Johnny,
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01:51:40.760 --> 01:51:44.760
thank you very much, and you guys again. I gotta
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01:51:44.760 --> 01:51:48.920
say you, guys, if you want me to try to
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01:51:48.920 --> 01:51:51.600
put you the booker is my good friend of Adam Krahl.
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01:51:51.760 --> 01:51:53.680
Is he still in La or I have to travel? No?
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01:51:54.760 --> 01:51:56.600
I would love that. That would be one oferful. Okay,
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01:51:56.680 --> 01:51:58.920
we'll just figure it out. We'll make it happen, all right, guys,
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01:51:59.079 --> 01:52:00.520
Appreciate you, guys, with talk to you soon.
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Take care. Go to santraby dot com check out my dates.
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01:52:03.039 --> 01:52:05.399
I'm gonna be in Tampa. Got a lot of stuff happening.
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We'll talk to you soon. Take care,