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So it's National Kick Butt Day, you said today.
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Yes, it is. So we're all going to kick some
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butt this Monday.
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Why don't they put that on a Saturday? I'm in
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the mood to kick butt on Saturdays.
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Because you're starting the week.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah. We should kick butt every day, Kirsch, okay?
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I'm getting older. So I got to save my butt.
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Kicking for a specific date.
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Yeah, so what'd you do this weekend?
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Well, you know, it was our anniversary, so we just
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enjoyed time together. And then... Yeah, I know. I know.
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Seven years. Can you believe that? Everyone keeps saying, oh,
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seven's the hardest. I go, is it? Thank you for
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the encouragement. I appreciate that. It is.
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Well, wait, what is it? Is it the seven-year itch
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that they talk about?
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Yeah, but that's not going to happen. But that's what's
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been brought up. And I was like, that's disturbing.
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I wonder why that is.
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I don't know. I wonder that, too. Maybe that should
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be Kirsch's question of the day sometime.
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Why is it the seven-year itch? Yeah. Once you make
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it past seven, there's no itch. I know.
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How was your weekends? Because I know you talked to
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your neighbor, Bill, and I'm sure that went great. Yeah.
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Oh, God. Yeah, so I spoke with him.
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If you don't know, Kirsch and his neighbor, Bill, apparently
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don't get along because he threatened to shoot him or something.
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Yeah, he tried to shoot me. This is years ago.
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Great brain aneurysm. I don't hold grudges. I usually just
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kind of handle things, right? I don't hold grudges unless
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you try to murder me. Then I have a little
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bit of an issue that I hang on to.
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So- He had a brain aneurysm.
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No, but that was after the shooting.
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Yeah, so something was clearly wrong with him before that.
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No, that's not how that works. So, yeah, he spoke
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to me, and it ruined my weekend. But other than that,
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it was a pretty good weekend. I mean, it was
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kind of low-key. I did stuff around the house yesterday,
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like deep cleaning and installed a ceiling.
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Oh, my God, I have to tell you what happened. Yes.
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I was installing a ceiling fan. We're going to save
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this story for later. Out of here. It's Shania.
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No, you're not.
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Classic of Country 1039. The Maverick. Listen to those footsteps
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on the way out the door. So, okay. It is
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Monday morning. The rain has sort of, it's moved out.
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A little spitty rain. You know what that was? What?
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That was the remnants of Hurricane Isaias.
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Oh, yeah. I knew that. Because I watched the news,
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and I'm pretty sure one of the meteorologists told me. Yep, yep,
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there we go. I realized what I was saying after,
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you know, halfway through, and then I was like, yeah,
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the music's coming.
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Okay. Emily loves a good hot meteorologist.
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So much. So much, Gersh.
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You know what?
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Keep this music on for this segment, okay? My question
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of the day. Why are they called cat burglars?
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Why wouldn't they be called cat burglars? No. Okay.
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I'm wondering because I saw this.
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It's because they steal cats. Okay.
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But like thieves are called cat burglars when you like
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go and steal stuff from someone's home. So a Columbus
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man was just.
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Sentenced to four. So wet bandits were cat burglars?
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Apparently.
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Okay.
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Right? He was just sentenced to four years in prison
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for four separate retail thefts. Okay. Who was? A Columbus man,
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Dijon Edwards. Dijon? Yeah. See, you might as well just
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keep them. the music going. He stole $ 2, 360 worth of
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tools from a Zanesville Home Depot, including saws, drivers, and vacuums.
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How do you get a saw out? Okay, anyways.
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And a vacuum. Like, really?
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Wait a second.
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We're going to switch over to this one, too.
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So, and then he also stole from additional Home Depots
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and Lowe's, okay? But here's the kicker. He is suspected
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of 37 other retail thefts in Franklin County.
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What? Yes.
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Yes. So obviously they finally caught him. But I'm just
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I'm wondering why. Why are we calling him a cat
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burglar and not like a hardware burglar?
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The Home Depot, like the lumber liquidator.
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Yes.
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I mean, there's so many different outlaw. Come on.
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I like that.
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Better names for a cat burglar for for somebody who
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steals from specifically Home Depot. Yeah. Than a cat burglars.
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I like the homie, the orange apron.
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The DeWalt Desperado.
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Ooh, see, all they had to do was ask you, Kirsch.
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Yeah, right?
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I mean, seriously. And also, why is it cat burglars?
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Why is it not like raccoon burglars?
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The tool time terrorist.
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Well, that's a little rough of a word.
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Well.
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Yeah, we shouldn't go there. You were on a roll
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until that one.
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Well, I have another one that I don't know if
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I should say.
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Okay. Okay, what is that?
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I don't know if I should say it because we're
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typically pretty family friendly.
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Are we with you?
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Well, you know what they call like the stuff that
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you put around the sink, around the plumbing and stuff
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like that? Sure. Like the rubbery stuff in the tube.
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Yeah.
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It's caulk.
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Yes. Oh, yeah, I know. I know.
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It has to do with that. And I just, I
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don't think I should go there.
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No, you shouldn't.
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I have one that, you know, caulking.
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Let's listen to some Kenny. It's time for Kenny.
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All right. It's time for, hey, you brought it up.
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Okay.
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We're going with the orange apron outlaw. All right, Emily,
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I have to tell you a story about what happened
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this weekend. Now, I texted you to tell you about this.
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But it's got to make its way on air because
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this is just.
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One of your survivor.
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I am. I, you know, I'm a DIY kind of guy.
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I love DIY projects. I do a lot of stuff
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around the house.
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Yes, because no one can do it quite like you.
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Well, no, a lot of people can do it better
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than me, but I'm also cheap. And, you know, we
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have fun with it.
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Rich people usually are.
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OK, whatever. So anyhow. Um, I installed a new ceiling
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fan in our master bedroom over the weekend.
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Which I've heard is one of, like, the scariest, hardest
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things to do if you're not an electrician, by the way.
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Really?
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Yeah, that's what I've always been told. Or maybe that's
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just the excuse my husband tells me not.
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To install one. No, no, no. They're really pretty easy.
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Okay.
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They really are pretty easy. But anyhow, so, you know, I...
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take safety precautions and our master bedroom has a big
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vaulted ceiling. So I'm like, I'm up there. I'm on
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a ladder about 16 feet in the air, uh, doing
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this work. So, but I took precautions first. I went
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to the basement and I flipped the breaker that turns
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off the electricity up there. So I don't shock myself
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and everything else. And I get up there. I take
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the old fan down. Yay. Everything's all good. Get everything
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all cleaned up. And then I'm installing the new fan.
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And I start with the wires, and everything's all good.
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Here we go. I get down off the ladder, and
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I go up there with the new fan. And I
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start connecting the wires. But as soon as I touch
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the wires, like, I got the shock of my life.
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I'm so happy you're alive.
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Like, my hair stood straight up. I'm on top of
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a metal ladder, 16 feet in the air.
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Are you sure you turned it off?
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I'm like... So the next thing I know is I
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get down off the ladder and my my daughter comes
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down the hall. She's like, Dad, why are you screaming
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F-bombs in here?
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Not are you OK? No.
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Why are you screaming F-bombs? I was like, I just
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got shocked. Why is this on? And Mrs. Kirsch had
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heard this whole thing as well. And she goes, oh,
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my God. I was like, what? She's like, well, I
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was wondering why the laundry lights weren't working. And I
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was like, why did the breaker flip? So I flipped
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it back on.
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Oh, my gosh.
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So I'm up there working on the fan. She flipped
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it on like not two minutes before I got back
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up there and didn't even think about it.
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Did you communicate with her?
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Yes. She knew I was working on the fan.
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Okay. Next time, leave a sticky note on there, I guess.
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Leave a sticky note. No. No. No one does that. Don't.
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You should now. You got electrocuted.
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No, she should know better.
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Oh, okay.
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Why is this turned off? He's installing a fan and
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doing electrical work. I wonder if that has something to
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do with it.
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I'm glad you're okay.
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I like how this is immediately my fault.
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Well, you know, I just take every precaution possible. That's okay.
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When I told Mr. Emily about that story, he goes,
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you never touch the whatever you just call it. breaker
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and he goes wait do you even know what that
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is and i was like yes and then he goes
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do you know where it is i go yes zachary.
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And he goes never touch it yes i.
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Was like well i do i was like but thanks
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for your faith in me that i don't know things
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in our house okay.
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That's so great oh my goodness yeah it was a
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shocking experience kirsch and emily classic hit country 1039 the
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maverick on monday morning the um Jackets beat the Penguins
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on Friday and lost to the Blues on Saturday, so
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that was sad.
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That is sad, but you know what? At least they
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had that one win.
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Right. Well, they're back in town tomorrow against the Panthers,
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6-15 tomorrow at Nationwide.
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The Panthers, where are they from?
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The jungle.
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Okay. But I just hit myself in the face with that.
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Carolina. Carolina.
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Okay, okay. I should have known that. Blue Jackets on Saturday, though,
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are taking a trip back in time. Are you excited?
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Wait a second.
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What am I saying? Carolina is the football team. I'm
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thinking football.
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Do you like how I just went with it?
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It's Florida. What am I saying?
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Do you like how I just was like, oh, okay,
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that sounds good.
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No, it's the Florida Panthers. My bad. I apologize to
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everybody for ever calling.
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Myself a hockey fan.
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Look, it's Monday.
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I'm over here. always admitting I don't know what's going on.
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Look, I made a mistake, Emily.
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That's so cute. You actually make mistakes.
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I'm happy to admit it.
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Okay, anyways, on Saturday, they have something fun going on
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that I kind of wanted to bring light to. It's
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your favorite thing. It's a brand new series called Jackets Jukebox,
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and it combines hockey with music and nostalgia. First up
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is I Want My CBJ, which is an entire night
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celebrating the iconic MTV era of the 80s just in
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time for MTV's 45th anniversary. Okay.
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All right.
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They're going to take on the New York Rangers at
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Nationwide Arena going full 80s. Do you think they'll be
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dressed in 80s on the ice?
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I have a feeling they'll be in their uniforms.
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Not with like neon helmets or something? Can they do that?
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Look, I was around in the 80s and I don't
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remember neon helmets.
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Oh, is it? Isn't 80s like neon?
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the 80s. That's what they do. But I don't ever
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remember seeing any of that in the 80s.
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Do you think they're wearing their? Oh, my gosh. What
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was the pants that you always talk about?
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Skids? Yeah. Oh, I love skids. There's only a few
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people who remember skids. But when I bring them up
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and the people who do remember them, they're passionate about them.
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Well, if you're looking for something fun to do, there
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you go. I think this sounds like a blast, okay? Obviously,
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there's going to be photo ops and all of that stuff, too.
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And who knows? Maybe neon helmets.
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You know what? There could be.
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Okay. You just never know.
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One never knows.
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I'm so disappointed in you as a Jackets fan.
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Why?
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I'm just going to never let you forget that. Or
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a hockey fan, I'm sorry. Sorry.
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I combine football. It's Monday morning, Mike.
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How come when I say it's Monday morning, I don't
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get to get away with it?
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So we have to tell you about what's coming up.
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We've got the, well, last year we called it the
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Kirsh and Emily ghost hunt. Now, I put it on
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the list of things I wanted to talk about today.
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I said, Kirsh and Emily ghost hunt. And then you
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put in plus Tess. Because we can't forget Tess.
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She's included in this. Plus Mr.
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Emily and Mrs. Kirsh. And then you started adding a
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bunch of stuff. So the official name of this now-
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is the second annual completely unnecessarily wildly underfunded, questionably organized,
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semi-official paranormal investigation and supernatural exploration extravaganza featuring the great
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Kirsh and Emily, plus Tess, plus Mr. Emily, plus Mrs. Kirsh,
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plus various spouses, significant others, unpaid volunteers, random strangers, possible trespassers,
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people who thought this was a bar crawl, and a
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bunch of other people who clearly have nothing better to do.
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You forgot Ghosts. Plus Ghost.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Powered by the electrifying, caffeine-fueled, citrus-flavored, poor-decision-enabling
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greatness of Mountain Dew.
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Hey, I think that sounds great.
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Sounds like a catchy name.
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I think we could get that all on a t-shirt.
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So we're doing the Kersh and Emily Ghost Hunt. Plus Ghost.
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It's called Do the Boo. Okay, because we are, we're
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going to be fueled by Mountain Dew. And we did
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this last year for fun because it seemed like a
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good idea at the time. And it It was not
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very well organized or thought out, but we did a
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great job.
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It was organized and thought out. Here's what happened. I
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had the list of places we were going to go.
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We went to that creepy bridge over by Canal Winchester,
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which was kind of a bust. You were nearly crying,
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but you were also drunk.
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No, I wasn't. The only place I nearly cried was
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the next one you're going to mention.
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Then we went to Woolly Burger Cemetery. Which was the
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weirdest place I've ever been. We have to go back
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to Woolly Burger.
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No, that's on the list for sure this year. We
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have to go back.
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And then we went to that road, that Walhalla Road
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in Clintonville that was just a little wild.
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Which turns out to be one of our salesgirl Megan's
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favorite place to go to just think.
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Right. So, and Emily cried and screamed and drank a
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half a white claw and was knocked off of her
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rear end.
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Oh, but. Okay, that's fair. But also, I just want
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to make it clear. I do that anywhere.
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Cry? Drink and cry?
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No, I just cry and get scared. Anytime you tell
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me that there's going to be a ghost involved.
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I do that anywhere. I like to drink and cry.
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Well, you know. I'm just being honest.
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Here's what we're doing. Wooly Burger was wild, and we're
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going back there. Yes. Yes. because what happened, well, you know,
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we'll tell you what happened there. It was just so
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bizarre coming up in like six minutes or so. But
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what we need, you know, we'll skip Wall Hollow Road
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this year. We'll skip the weird bridge over in Canal Winchester.
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We need two or three more places to go around
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central Ohio for this year's ghost hunt. Places that are
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known to be haunted, creepy, that sort of thing that
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we could get Emily on video drinking and crying.
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Yeah, it's going to be great. More importantly, we will
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give you credit for anywhere if we pick your location.
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Yeah.
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And, no, it's going to be great.
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Well, hell, you can meet us there if you want.
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Yeah. We actually, no, this year we're a little more
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prepared because we're going to have someone filming. I got
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us mics. I'm stepping it up.
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Okay, well, good. Because last year you did terribly at that.
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I did. Could have been the half a white claw
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that just got you. So if you have some suggestions
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on where we should go for this year's boo- Boo
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through the.
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Do the boo.
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Okay, do the boo. Thank you. Let us know. 877-937-1039.
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We prefer texts because then we can go back and
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look at them. So text us your suggestions.
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Yeah, because I lose track of a lot of things.
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Right? Yes. So text us where we should go and
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we'll put a list together. All right, it's Kirsh and Emily.
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Classic Kid Country 1039 The Maverick. We've got some coming in, Emily.
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We've got suggestions of where we should go for Do
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the Boo this year, which is the great Kirsh and
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Emily Ghost Hunt with Mountain Dew. We kicked this off last,
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plus Tess, plus Mrs. Kirsch, plus Mr. Emily, plus a
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bunch of other people. At what point do we stop
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mentioning the people who are going with us?
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Well, Tess is important because she works here, but yeah,
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I get it. Anyways, yes. Ghost Hunt. Yay.
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What?
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Okay. I'm amping myself up. I'm hyping myself up to
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do this.
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We went to Woolly Burger Cemetery last year, and we're
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going to go back there this year. It's, I forget,
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what is that, like Lockbourne down there? I'm trying to
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think of where exactly that was, but it's the most
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creepy place I've ever been. You're asking the wrong person.
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Let me tell you what.
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Happened when we were there. We drove past it at first,
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didn't we?
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We did, and then I turned around, and I was like, oh,
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that's creepy looking. You have to go back this trail
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into the woods, and there's this old, old, old, old,
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old cemetery back in there. And it's very weird. It's
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not organized at all. There's just graves randomly placed around
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on these hills. And there's trees all around you. And
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so the temperature changed about 16 times.
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It was weird. It got cold, which I assume meant
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the ghosts were there. And then it got hot. And
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then you guys walked up the hill. And I just
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still want to give a shout out to our promotions girl, Katie,
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for staying with me down and not going up the hill.
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and huddling with me as we were scared of ghosts
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because she was she was a real one that time
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everyone else just abandoned us and went up the hill.
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All right shout out to the real one what was
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up the hill i don't know what was weird there's
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two things that i remember i had an led flashlight
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and everybody's like man that flashlight is so good it's
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so bright and everything else and it's my go-to the
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thing just never dies and it goes i put fresh
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batteries in it that night And I had it on
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for about five minutes in that cemetery. And for the
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first time in my life, that flashlight, an LED flashlight,
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got super hot. Super hot. And I was like, this
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is really bizarre that it's getting hot. And then it
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started dying with fresh batteries in it. This thing lasts forever.
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But it died. And then the people showed up.
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Okay, the people were real. They tagged us on Facebook.
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They were not real.
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I know you keep saying that they weren't real.
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There's this family that showed up. And they're like, we
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know who.
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No, they didn't. Well, yeah, because we're on the radio.
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That's why. And you tell everyone.
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From the Maverick.
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You tell everyone. Yeah.
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So. we are. How do you know that? They're like,
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we know. I was like, okay. And there were these
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kids running around and the mom was screaming at them.
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She's like, don't go up the hill. Don't go up
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that hill. And all of a sudden, I'm like, what's
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up the hill? I need to go up the hill.
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And she was like, like adamant that they don't go
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up the hill. The bad things happen up the hill.
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And I was like, what is she screaming? And the
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next thing you know, they just disappeared.
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But tagged us on Facebook.
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From the great beyond.
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OK, well, no, I know that when she did say
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don't go up the hill, that was creepy because you
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instantly then went up the hill and I was like,
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I'm out, guys. But you know what? I think I
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was OK.
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Do you want to hear our suggestions on where we
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should go this year?
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I do, actually.
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Yes. So we're definitely going back to Woolly Burger Cemetery
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because it was just so wild. Somebody did say the
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Ohio State Reformatory. We don't want to go as far
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as Mansfield Greenlawn Cemetery. The Hayden Mausoleum is famous for
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the legend that knocking on its door might produce a
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knock back.
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I feel like that can be debunked.
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Well, we're going to have to go try it. Do
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we have to? The Buxton Inn out in Granville. I
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don't want to go that far. Oh, the Ohio State
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House downtown. I hear that after hours. Creepy Mike DeWine
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walks around in there.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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The Buxton Inn is definitely haunted. It's not that far, Kirsch.
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And Granville is not anywhere close to Columbus. OK, we
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might as well just go to the Ohio State Reform.
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if we're going to go that far out.
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I mean, I feel like, oh, I guess maybe because
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I live by Granville, I really don't think it's that far.
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But also, I'm totally fine with not going to the
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Buxton Inn because there are ghosts there for sure.
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Greenlawn Abbey. We've got the, oh, the Moonville Tunnel. Oh,
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that's in Fenton County. What?
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Oh, we're not going that far. A lot of creepy
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things happen in Benton County. I'm good. Places that aren't
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going to get us in trouble for trespassing.
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Elevator brewing downtown. A tale of a womanizing colonel allegedly
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stabbed by a former lover with subsequent reports of mysterious
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footprints and sightings. Yeah, we should go there and we
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can get a beer with the ghost. I know the
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guy who owns it. Can I share something I just
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noticed on TV?
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Yes, of course.
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So the severe weather outlook for today is... was on
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the screen up here. Okay. And, you know, they have, like,
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the colored blobs in the area where there's going to
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be severe weather across the country. It was the whole
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map of the U.S., and here's the severe... You know
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what I'm talking about?
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Yeah, I do.
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Why are they always phallic? They always look... They always
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look inappropriate.
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You notice the weirdest things.
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Watch them from now on. They do.
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No, they do, but, like, I would never sit there
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and think more about it.
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It's like, here's your severe weather wiener for the day, and...
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That's seriously like.
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Every man looks that way. You're out here ruining things
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left and right, aren't you?
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Now that I've pointed it out, you can't unsee it.
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No, and I appreciate that.
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Like the U.S. just takes it.
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I need to now add to my list of things
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you've ruined. So thank you.
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They all look bad. Okay. So what were you asking
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me about my daughter this weekend?
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Okay, so you made your daughter call people over the weekend.
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What a segue. Yeah, that's a little I feel a
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little inappropriate about that one. You made your daughter call
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people over this week over the weekend. And I wanted
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to compliment you because that's a parenting win in my mind.
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She's fundraising and you made her actually get out of
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her shell, I'm assuming. I do have to say when
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she called me, I was very concerned because I thought
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something happened to you.
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Because I'm, you know, it was her. No, okay. I
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don't want to take credit. You're giving me credit for this.
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And I'm not going to take any credit for what
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I did for, for any of this, because what they did, uh, the,
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the marching band has a fundraiser going on and they
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used to go to door to door selling candles and
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candies and, you know, cashews. Then they moved to, Hey,
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can you just make a donation? Which I personally like better.
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I don't want the candies. I just, Hey, I'll give
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you 10 or $ 20 or whatever. Um, But it's 2026,
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and they're like, you know, sending a bunch of kids
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door-to-door to random houses probably isn't the safest thing.
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Wait, parents wouldn't go with the kids? My parents always
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went with me.
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Oh, no, mine didn't. We just went door-to-door. Okay. Get
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a bar of candle. Okay, so anyhow, they decided to
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do what they call Tag Day, where they are out,
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and they all go to the school, and they have
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a big phone bank. They're all on their cell phones,
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and they're all making calls, you know, fundraising.
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That's oh, yeah. No, I was wondering. I could hear
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like other people in the background or whatever.
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Yeah, it was a bunch of them. So that's how
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they did that. So I know credit goes to me.
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That's a school thing.
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No, I mean, like I I give it credit. You're
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getting them out of their shells and whatnot. And it's
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just it's better than texting them, I guess. Right.
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Oh, I got a text after that. Did you not
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tell Emily I was going to call her? I was like, no,
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I was mowing the lawn.
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Also, to be fair, I did tell her. He could
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have told me and I didn't remember.
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Thank you for covering for me.
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Yeah, likely. But I knew I don't think you did.
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But regardless, I'm going to support your girls. I always do.
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Well, thank you. And I need more people in my
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life like you who cover for me. Thank you. Jay
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probably told me. I just forgot.
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I mean, I don't know if that's covering. I really
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didn't remember at the time.
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Yeah, I never told you. But don't tell her that.
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Okay, have you seen this story about this substitute teacher?
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And I say that with quotations. It's wild. Substitute teacher.
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Okay, no. Which one? There's always these stories that are like.
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What the heck? A 23-year-old Wisconsin woman is facing six
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felony charges after allegedly pretending to be a substitute teacher
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at her former high school. Wait, what?
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Yes.
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Yes. So she wasn't there to teach math, English, or science.
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She was there to literally roast students. Her name is
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Amy Jones, and she reportedly walked into a Milwaukee high school,
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posed as the substitute teacher. Don't they ask for credentials?
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And somehow made it through nearly three class periods. What?
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Instead of teaching... She spent her time insulting students, swearing,
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and making wildly inappropriate comments.
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Wait a second. I'm reading this story right now. It
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says she called one student fat boy, asked another if
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she wanted to be a stripper, and made offensive comments
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about students' race and gender. Oh, God. Okay. Wait a minute.
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What was the motive behind this?
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I think she was bored and wanted to mess around
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is what she said.
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Bored and wanted to mess around.
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Yes.
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Bored.
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I'm like, OK, I'm very concerned about the fact that
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she got through three periods. Does this mean the school
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just lets anyone in saying they're a substitute teacher?
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Right.
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Like, like, thank goodness it wasn't worse.
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But I'm trying to think if I wanted to go
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into a school and pose as a substitute teacher, I'm
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not even 100 percent sure why. What I would have
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to do. Like when I walk in, what do I
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go to the office and say, hey, I'm subbing for...
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I'm subbing today. I'd like to sign in. I guess so. Okay.
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But like most people, you know, watch Netflix when they're
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bored or take a nap or whatever. I wish I
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had this much time. Go to the mall.
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Shop.
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She decided to impersonate a teacher and bully children. And
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so apparently several teachers called in sick that day. So
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she just happened to show up when they needed substitutes.
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But now... They're like, yeah, we need subs.
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We're not really going to check to see if you
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are one.
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I just, can you imagine?
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Six felony charges, including impersonating a public employee. Wow.
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I just, I mean, apparently she went to that high school, too.
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But I just, you know, I don't think she likes kids.
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I'm going to get that.
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You know, you've got to appreciate how insane some people are.
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Because at some point, she was sitting around saying, you
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know what, I... I have a plan.
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I have an idea. I'm just going to go insult
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some kids.
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I am going to go into my high school. She's 23,
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so she graduated, what, seven years ago?
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Yeah, probably.
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So none of the students in there were there when
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she was there, so it's not like she has a
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grudge against them.
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And you know what? If that kid wants to be
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a stripper, you do you, boo-boo.
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You know what?
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Yes.
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Pay your way through college.
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I mean, and then one student, like, I hope that
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the kid who got called fat boy turns that around.
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I heard Sirens is closed now again.
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Oh, yeah. I heard about that, too.
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Yeah, the owner's got arrested or whatever. So if you're
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looking for something to do this weekend, sorry.
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So it's National Kick Butt Day, you said today.
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Yes, it is. So we're all going to kick some
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butt this Monday.
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Why don't they put that on a Saturday? I'm in
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the mood to kick butt on Saturdays.
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Because you're starting the week.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah. We should kick butt every day, Kirsch, okay?
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I'm getting older. So I got to save my butt.
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Kicking for a specific date.
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Yeah, so what'd you do this weekend?
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Well, you know, it was our anniversary, so we just
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enjoyed time together. And then... Yeah, I know. I know.
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Seven years. Can you believe that? Everyone keeps saying, oh,
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seven's the hardest. I go, is it? Thank you for
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the encouragement. I appreciate that. It is.
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Well, wait, what is it? Is it the seven-year itch
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that they talk about?
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Yeah, but that's not going to happen. But that's what's
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been brought up. And I was like, that's disturbing.
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I wonder why that is.
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I don't know. I wonder that, too. Maybe that should
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be Kirsch's question of the day sometime.
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Why is it the seven-year itch? Yeah. Once you make
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it past seven, there's no itch. I know.
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How was your weekends? Because I know you talked to
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your neighbor, Bill, and I'm sure that went great. Yeah.
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Oh, God. Yeah, so I spoke with him.
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If you don't know, Kirsch and his neighbor, Bill, apparently
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don't get along because he threatened to shoot him or something.
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Yeah, he tried to shoot me. This is years ago.
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Great brain aneurysm. I don't hold grudges. I usually just
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kind of handle things, right? I don't hold grudges unless
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you try to murder me. Then I have a little
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bit of an issue that I hang on to.
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So- He had a brain aneurysm.
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No, but that was after the shooting.
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Yeah, so something was clearly wrong with him before that.
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No, that's not how that works. So, yeah, he spoke
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to me, and it ruined my weekend. But other than that,
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it was a pretty good weekend. I mean, it was
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kind of low-key. I did stuff around the house yesterday,
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like deep cleaning and installed a ceiling.
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Oh, my God, I have to tell you what happened. Yes.
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I was installing a ceiling fan. We're going to save
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this story for later. Out of here. It's Shania.
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No, you're not.
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Classic of Country 1039. The Maverick. Listen to those footsteps
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on the way out the door. So, okay. It is
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Monday morning. The rain has sort of, it's moved out.
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A little spitty rain. You know what that was? What?
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That was the remnants of Hurricane Isaias.
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Oh, yeah. I knew that. Because I watched the news,
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and I'm pretty sure one of the meteorologists told me. Yep, yep,
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there we go. I realized what I was saying after,
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you know, halfway through, and then I was like, yeah,
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the music's coming.
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Okay. Emily loves a good hot meteorologist.
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So much. So much, Gersh.
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You know what?
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Keep this music on for this segment, okay? My question
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of the day. Why are they called cat burglars?
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Why wouldn't they be called cat burglars? No. Okay.
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I'm wondering because I saw this.
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It's because they steal cats. Okay.
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But like thieves are called cat burglars when you like
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go and steal stuff from someone's home. So a Columbus
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man was just.
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Sentenced to four. So wet bandits were cat burglars?
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Apparently.
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Okay.
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Right? He was just sentenced to four years in prison
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for four separate retail thefts. Okay. Who was? A Columbus man,
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Dijon Edwards. Dijon? Yeah. See, you might as well just
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keep them. the music going. He stole $ 2, 360 worth of
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tools from a Zanesville Home Depot, including saws, drivers, and vacuums.
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How do you get a saw out? Okay, anyways.
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And a vacuum. Like, really?
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Wait a second.
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We're going to switch over to this one, too.
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So, and then he also stole from additional Home Depots
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and Lowe's, okay? But here's the kicker. He is suspected
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of 37 other retail thefts in Franklin County.
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What? Yes.
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Yes. So obviously they finally caught him. But I'm just
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I'm wondering why. Why are we calling him a cat
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burglar and not like a hardware burglar?
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The Home Depot, like the lumber liquidator.
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Yes.
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I mean, there's so many different outlaw. Come on.
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I like that.
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Better names for a cat burglar for for somebody who
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steals from specifically Home Depot. Yeah. Than a cat burglars.
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I like the homie, the orange apron.
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The DeWalt Desperado.
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Ooh, see, all they had to do was ask you, Kirsch.
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Yeah, right?
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I mean, seriously. And also, why is it cat burglars?
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Why is it not like raccoon burglars?
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The tool time terrorist.
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Well, that's a little rough of a word.
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Well.
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Yeah, we shouldn't go there. You were on a roll
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until that one.
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Well, I have another one that I don't know if
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I should say.
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Okay. Okay, what is that?
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I don't know if I should say it because we're
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typically pretty family friendly.
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Are we with you?
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Well, you know what they call like the stuff that
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you put around the sink, around the plumbing and stuff
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like that? Sure. Like the rubbery stuff in the tube.
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Yeah.
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It's caulk.
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Yes. Oh, yeah, I know. I know.
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It has to do with that. And I just, I
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don't think I should go there.
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No, you shouldn't.
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I have one that, you know, caulking.
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Let's listen to some Kenny. It's time for Kenny.
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All right. It's time for, hey, you brought it up.
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Okay.
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We're going with the orange apron outlaw. All right, Emily,
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I have to tell you a story about what happened
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this weekend. Now, I texted you to tell you about this.
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this is just.
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One of your survivor.
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I am. I, you know, I'm a DIY kind of guy.
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I love DIY projects. I do a lot of stuff
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around the house.
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Yes, because no one can do it quite like you.
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Well, no, a lot of people can do it better
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than me, but I'm also cheap. And, you know, we
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have fun with it.
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Rich people usually are.
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OK, whatever. So anyhow. Um, I installed a new ceiling
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fan in our master bedroom over the weekend.
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Which I've heard is one of, like, the scariest, hardest
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things to do if you're not an electrician, by the way.
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Really?
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Yeah, that's what I've always been told. Or maybe that's
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just the excuse my husband tells me not.
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To install one. No, no, no. They're really pretty easy.
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They really are pretty easy. But anyhow, so, you know, I...
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take safety precautions and our master bedroom has a big
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vaulted ceiling. So I'm like, I'm up there. I'm on
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a ladder about 16 feet in the air, uh, doing
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this work. So, but I took precautions first. I went
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to the basement and I flipped the breaker that turns
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off the electricity up there. So I don't shock myself
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and everything else. And I get up there. I take
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the old fan down. Yay. Everything's all good. Get everything
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all cleaned up. And then I'm installing the new fan.
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Here we go. I get down off the ladder, and
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I go up there with the new fan. And I
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start connecting the wires. But as soon as I touch
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the wires, like, I got the shock of my life.
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I'm so happy you're alive.
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Like, my hair stood straight up. I'm on top of
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a metal ladder, 16 feet in the air.
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Are you sure you turned it off?
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I'm like... So the next thing I know is I
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get down off the ladder and my my daughter comes
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down the hall. She's like, Dad, why are you screaming
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F-bombs in here?
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Not are you OK? No.
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Why are you screaming F-bombs? I was like, I just
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got shocked. Why is this on? And Mrs. Kirsch had
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heard this whole thing as well. And she goes, oh,
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my God. I was like, what? She's like, well, I
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was wondering why the laundry lights weren't working. And I
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was like, why did the breaker flip? So I flipped
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it back on.
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Oh, my gosh.
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it on like not two minutes before I got back
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up there and didn't even think about it.
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Did you communicate with her?
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Yes. She knew I was working on the fan.
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Okay. Next time, leave a sticky note on there, I guess.
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Leave a sticky note. No. No. No one does that. Don't.
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You should now. You got electrocuted.
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No, she should know better.
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Why is this turned off? He's installing a fan and
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doing electrical work. I wonder if that has something to
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do with it.
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I'm glad you're okay.
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I like how this is immediately my fault.
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Well, you know, I just take every precaution possible. That's okay.
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When I told Mr. Emily about that story, he goes,
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you never touch the whatever you just call it. breaker
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and he goes wait do you even know what that
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is and i was like yes and then he goes
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do you know where it is i go yes zachary.
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And he goes never touch it yes i.
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Was like well i do i was like but thanks
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for your faith in me that i don't know things
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in our house okay.
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That's so great oh my goodness yeah it was a
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shocking experience kirsch and emily classic hit country 1039 the
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maverick on monday morning the um Jackets beat the Penguins
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on Friday and lost to the Blues on Saturday, so
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that was sad.
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That is sad, but you know what? At least they
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had that one win.
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Right. Well, they're back in town tomorrow against the Panthers,
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6-15 tomorrow at Nationwide.
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The Panthers, where are they from?
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The jungle.
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Okay. But I just hit myself in the face with that.
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Carolina. Carolina.
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Okay, okay. I should have known that. Blue Jackets on Saturday, though,
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are taking a trip back in time. Are you excited?
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Wait a second.
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What am I saying? Carolina is the football team. I'm
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thinking football.
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Do you like how I just went with it?
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It's Florida. What am I saying?
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Do you like how I just was like, oh, okay,
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that sounds good.
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No, it's the Florida Panthers. My bad. I apologize to
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everybody for ever calling.
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Myself a hockey fan.
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Look, it's Monday.
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I'm over here. always admitting I don't know what's going on.
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Look, I made a mistake, Emily.
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That's so cute. You actually make mistakes.
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I'm happy to admit it.
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Okay, anyways, on Saturday, they have something fun going on
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that I kind of wanted to bring light to. It's
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your favorite thing. It's a brand new series called Jackets Jukebox,
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and it combines hockey with music and nostalgia. First up
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is I Want My CBJ, which is an entire night
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celebrating the iconic MTV era of the 80s just in
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time for MTV's 45th anniversary. Okay.
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They're going to take on the New York Rangers at
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Nationwide Arena going full 80s. Do you think they'll be
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dressed in 80s on the ice?
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I have a feeling they'll be in their uniforms.
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Not with like neon helmets or something? Can they do that?
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Look, I was around in the 80s and I don't
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remember neon helmets.
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Oh, is it? Isn't 80s like neon?
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You know, it's really funny when people dress up like
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the 80s. That's what they do. But I don't ever
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remember seeing any of that in the 80s.
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Do you think they're wearing their? Oh, my gosh. What
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was the pants that you always talk about?
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Skids? Yeah. Oh, I love skids. There's only a few
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people who remember skids. But when I bring them up
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and the people who do remember them, they're passionate about them.
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Well, if you're looking for something fun to do, there
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you go. I think this sounds like a blast, okay? Obviously,
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there's going to be photo ops and all of that stuff, too.
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And who knows? Maybe neon helmets.
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You know what? There could be.
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Okay. You just never know.
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One never knows.
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I'm so disappointed in you as a Jackets fan.
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Why?
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I'm just going to never let you forget that. Or
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a hockey fan, I'm sorry. Sorry.
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I combine football. It's Monday morning, Mike.
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How come when I say it's Monday morning, I don't
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get to get away with it?
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So we have to tell you about what's coming up.
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We've got the, well, last year we called it the
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Kirsh and Emily ghost hunt. Now, I put it on
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the list of things I wanted to talk about today.
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I said, Kirsh and Emily ghost hunt. And then you
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put in plus Tess. Because we can't forget Tess.
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She's included in this. Plus Mr.
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Emily and Mrs. Kirsh. And then you started adding a
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bunch of stuff. So the official name of this now-
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is the second annual completely unnecessarily wildly underfunded, questionably organized,
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semi-official paranormal investigation and supernatural exploration extravaganza featuring the great
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Kirsh and Emily, plus Tess, plus Mr. Emily, plus Mrs. Kirsh,
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plus various spouses, significant others, unpaid volunteers, random strangers, possible trespassers,
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people who thought this was a bar crawl, and a
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bunch of other people who clearly have nothing better to do.
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You forgot Ghosts. Plus Ghost.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Powered by the electrifying, caffeine-fueled, citrus-flavored, poor-decision-enabling
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greatness of Mountain Dew.
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Hey, I think that sounds great.
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Sounds like a catchy name.
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I think we could get that all on a t-shirt.
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So we're doing the Kersh and Emily Ghost Hunt. Plus Ghost.
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It's called Do the Boo. Okay, because we are, we're
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going to be fueled by Mountain Dew. And we did
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this last year for fun because it seemed like a
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good idea at the time. And it It was not
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very well organized or thought out, but we did a
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great job.
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It was organized and thought out. Here's what happened. I
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had the list of places we were going to go.
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We went to that creepy bridge over by Canal Winchester,
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which was kind of a bust. You were nearly crying,
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but you were also drunk.
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No, I wasn't. The only place I nearly cried was
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the next one you're going to mention.
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Then we went to Woolly Burger Cemetery. Which was the
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weirdest place I've ever been. We have to go back
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to Woolly Burger.
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No, that's on the list for sure this year. We
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have to go back.
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And then we went to that road, that Walhalla Road
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in Clintonville that was just a little wild.
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Which turns out to be one of our salesgirl Megan's
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favorite place to go to just think.
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Right. So, and Emily cried and screamed and drank a
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half a white claw and was knocked off of her
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rear end.
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Oh, but. Okay, that's fair. But also, I just want
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to make it clear. I do that anywhere.
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Cry? Drink and cry?
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No, I just cry and get scared. Anytime you tell
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me that there's going to be a ghost involved.
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I do that anywhere. I like to drink and cry.
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Well, you know. I'm just being honest.
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Here's what we're doing. Wooly Burger was wild, and we're
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going back there. Yes. Yes. because what happened, well, you know,
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we'll tell you what happened there. It was just so
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bizarre coming up in like six minutes or so. But
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what we need, you know, we'll skip Wall Hollow Road
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this year. We'll skip the weird bridge over in Canal Winchester.
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We need two or three more places to go around
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central Ohio for this year's ghost hunt. Places that are
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known to be haunted, creepy, that sort of thing that
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we could get Emily on video drinking and crying.
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Yeah, it's going to be great. More importantly, we will
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give you credit for anywhere if we pick your location.
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And, no, it's going to be great.
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Well, hell, you can meet us there if you want.
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Yeah. We actually, no, this year we're a little more
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prepared because we're going to have someone filming. I got
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us mics. I'm stepping it up.
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Okay, well, good. Because last year you did terribly at that.
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I did. Could have been the half a white claw
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that just got you. So if you have some suggestions
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on where we should go for this year's boo- Boo
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through the.
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Do the boo.
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Okay, do the boo. Thank you. Let us know. 877-937-1039.
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We prefer texts because then we can go back and
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look at them. So text us your suggestions.
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Yeah, because I lose track of a lot of things.
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Right? Yes. So text us where we should go and
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we'll put a list together. All right, it's Kirsh and Emily.
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Classic Kid Country 1039 The Maverick. We've got some coming in, Emily.
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We've got suggestions of where we should go for Do
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the Boo this year, which is the great Kirsh and
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Emily Ghost Hunt with Mountain Dew. We kicked this off last,
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plus Tess, plus Mrs. Kirsch, plus Mr. Emily, plus a
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bunch of other people. At what point do we stop
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mentioning the people who are going with us?
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Well, Tess is important because she works here, but yeah,
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I get it. Anyways, yes. Ghost Hunt. Yay.
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What?
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Okay. I'm amping myself up. I'm hyping myself up to
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do this.
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We went to Woolly Burger Cemetery last year, and we're
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going to go back there this year. It's, I forget,
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what is that, like Lockbourne down there? I'm trying to
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think of where exactly that was, but it's the most
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creepy place I've ever been. You're asking the wrong person.
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Let me tell you what.
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Happened when we were there. We drove past it at first,
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didn't we?
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We did, and then I turned around, and I was like, oh,
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that's creepy looking. You have to go back this trail
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into the woods, and there's this old, old, old, old,
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old cemetery back in there. And it's very weird. It's
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not organized at all. There's just graves randomly placed around
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on these hills. And there's trees all around you. And
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so the temperature changed about 16 times.
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It was weird. It got cold, which I assume meant
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the ghosts were there. And then it got hot. And
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then you guys walked up the hill. And I just
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still want to give a shout out to our promotions girl, Katie,
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for staying with me down and not going up the hill.
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and huddling with me as we were scared of ghosts
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because she was she was a real one that time
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everyone else just abandoned us and went up the hill.
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All right shout out to the real one what was
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up the hill i don't know what was weird there's
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two things that i remember i had an led flashlight
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and everybody's like man that flashlight is so good it's
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so bright and everything else and it's my go-to the
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thing just never dies and it goes i put fresh
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batteries in it that night And I had it on
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for about five minutes in that cemetery. And for the
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first time in my life, that flashlight, an LED flashlight,
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got super hot. Super hot. And I was like, this
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is really bizarre that it's getting hot. And then it
402
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started dying with fresh batteries in it. This thing lasts forever.
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But it died. And then the people showed up.
404
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Okay, the people were real. They tagged us on Facebook.
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They were not real.
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I know you keep saying that they weren't real.
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There's this family that showed up. And they're like, we
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know who.
409
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No, they didn't. Well, yeah, because we're on the radio.
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That's why. And you tell everyone.
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From the Maverick.
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You tell everyone. Yeah.
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So. we are. How do you know that? They're like,
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we know. I was like, okay. And there were these
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kids running around and the mom was screaming at them.
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She's like, don't go up the hill. Don't go up
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that hill. And all of a sudden, I'm like, what's
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up the hill? I need to go up the hill.
419
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And she was like, like adamant that they don't go
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up the hill. The bad things happen up the hill.
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And I was like, what is she screaming? And the
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next thing you know, they just disappeared.
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But tagged us on Facebook.
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From the great beyond.
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OK, well, no, I know that when she did say
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don't go up the hill, that was creepy because you
427
00:18:50.500 --> 00:18:52.160
instantly then went up the hill and I was like,
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I'm out, guys. But you know what? I think I
429
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was OK.
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Do you want to hear our suggestions on where we
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should go this year?
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I do, actually.
433
00:19:00.069 --> 00:19:02.970
Yes. So we're definitely going back to Woolly Burger Cemetery
434
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because it was just so wild. Somebody did say the
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Ohio State Reformatory. We don't want to go as far
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as Mansfield Greenlawn Cemetery. The Hayden Mausoleum is famous for
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the legend that knocking on its door might produce a
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knock back.
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I feel like that can be debunked.
440
00:19:23.200 --> 00:19:26.220
Well, we're going to have to go try it. Do
441
00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:28.119
we have to? The Buxton Inn out in Granville. I
442
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don't want to go that far. Oh, the Ohio State
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House downtown. I hear that after hours. Creepy Mike DeWine
444
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walks around in there.
445
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Okay.
446
00:19:37.450 --> 00:19:37.630
Okay.
447
00:19:37.970 --> 00:19:41.569
The Buxton Inn is definitely haunted. It's not that far, Kirsch.
448
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And Granville is not anywhere close to Columbus. OK, we
449
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might as well just go to the Ohio State Reform.
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if we're going to go that far out.
451
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I mean, I feel like, oh, I guess maybe because
452
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I live by Granville, I really don't think it's that far.
453
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But also, I'm totally fine with not going to the
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Buxton Inn because there are ghosts there for sure.
455
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Greenlawn Abbey. We've got the, oh, the Moonville Tunnel. Oh,
456
00:20:05.839 --> 00:20:06.980
that's in Fenton County. What?
457
00:20:08.029 --> 00:20:09.069
Oh, we're not going that far. A lot of creepy
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00:20:09.089 --> 00:20:12.230
things happen in Benton County. I'm good. Places that aren't
459
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going to get us in trouble for trespassing.
460
00:20:13.789 --> 00:20:17.910
Elevator brewing downtown. A tale of a womanizing colonel allegedly
461
00:20:17.990 --> 00:20:21.809
stabbed by a former lover with subsequent reports of mysterious
462
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footprints and sightings. Yeah, we should go there and we
463
00:20:25.569 --> 00:20:27.210
can get a beer with the ghost. I know the
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guy who owns it. Can I share something I just
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noticed on TV?
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Yes, of course.
467
00:20:31.730 --> 00:20:34.750
So the severe weather outlook for today is... was on
468
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the screen up here. Okay. And, you know, they have, like,
469
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the colored blobs in the area where there's going to
470
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be severe weather across the country. It was the whole
471
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map of the U.S., and here's the severe... You know
472
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what I'm talking about?
473
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Yeah, I do.
474
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Why are they always phallic? They always look... They always
475
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look inappropriate.
476
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You notice the weirdest things.
477
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Watch them from now on. They do.
478
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No, they do, but, like, I would never sit there
479
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and think more about it.
480
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It's like, here's your severe weather wiener for the day, and...
481
00:21:04.730 --> 00:21:06.009
That's seriously like.
482
00:21:05.789 --> 00:21:08.829
Every man looks that way. You're out here ruining things
483
00:21:08.890 --> 00:21:11.049
left and right, aren't you?
484
00:21:11.109 --> 00:21:13.319
Now that I've pointed it out, you can't unsee it.
485
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No, and I appreciate that.
486
00:21:15.039 --> 00:21:18.059
Like the U.S. just takes it.
487
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I need to now add to my list of things
488
00:21:23.099 --> 00:21:24.740
you've ruined. So thank you.
489
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They all look bad. Okay. So what were you asking
490
00:21:28.789 --> 00:21:29.940
me about my daughter this weekend?
491
00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:32.309
Okay, so you made your daughter call people over the weekend.
492
00:21:32.329 --> 00:21:34.759
What a segue. Yeah, that's a little I feel a
493
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little inappropriate about that one. You made your daughter call
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people over this week over the weekend. And I wanted
495
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to compliment you because that's a parenting win in my mind.
496
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She's fundraising and you made her actually get out of
497
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her shell, I'm assuming. I do have to say when
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she called me, I was very concerned because I thought
499
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something happened to you.
500
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Because I'm, you know, it was her. No, okay. I
501
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don't want to take credit. You're giving me credit for this.
502
00:21:59.349 --> 00:22:01.390
And I'm not going to take any credit for what
503
00:22:01.430 --> 00:22:04.509
I did for, for any of this, because what they did, uh, the,
504
00:22:04.549 --> 00:22:07.650
the marching band has a fundraiser going on and they
505
00:22:07.809 --> 00:22:10.670
used to go to door to door selling candles and
506
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candies and, you know, cashews. Then they moved to, Hey,
507
00:22:17.069 --> 00:22:20.109
can you just make a donation? Which I personally like better.
508
00:22:20.210 --> 00:22:22.930
I don't want the candies. I just, Hey, I'll give
509
00:22:22.950 --> 00:22:28.670
you 10 or $ 20 or whatever. Um, But it's 2026,
510
00:22:28.670 --> 00:22:30.650
and they're like, you know, sending a bunch of kids
511
00:22:30.690 --> 00:22:33.670
door-to-door to random houses probably isn't the safest thing.
512
00:22:33.690 --> 00:22:36.329
Wait, parents wouldn't go with the kids? My parents always
513
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went with me.
514
00:22:36.950 --> 00:22:40.039
Oh, no, mine didn't. We just went door-to-door. Okay. Get
515
00:22:40.059 --> 00:22:43.619
a bar of candle. Okay, so anyhow, they decided to
516
00:22:43.680 --> 00:22:46.119
do what they call Tag Day, where they are out,
517
00:22:46.839 --> 00:22:50.440
and they all go to the school, and they have
518
00:22:50.500 --> 00:22:52.599
a big phone bank. They're all on their cell phones,
519
00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:55.420
and they're all making calls, you know, fundraising.
520
00:22:56.539 --> 00:22:58.380
That's oh, yeah. No, I was wondering. I could hear
521
00:22:58.420 --> 00:23:00.029
like other people in the background or whatever.
522
00:23:00.119 --> 00:23:01.710
Yeah, it was a bunch of them. So that's how
523
00:23:01.730 --> 00:23:03.950
they did that. So I know credit goes to me.
524
00:23:03.970 --> 00:23:04.690
That's a school thing.
525
00:23:05.230 --> 00:23:07.089
No, I mean, like I I give it credit. You're
526
00:23:07.109 --> 00:23:10.410
getting them out of their shells and whatnot. And it's
527
00:23:10.549 --> 00:23:13.329
just it's better than texting them, I guess. Right.
528
00:23:13.650 --> 00:23:16.329
Oh, I got a text after that. Did you not
529
00:23:16.369 --> 00:23:18.950
tell Emily I was going to call her? I was like, no,
530
00:23:19.029 --> 00:23:19.990
I was mowing the lawn.
531
00:23:20.269 --> 00:23:23.130
Also, to be fair, I did tell her. He could
532
00:23:23.150 --> 00:23:24.269
have told me and I didn't remember.
533
00:23:24.430 --> 00:23:25.710
Thank you for covering for me.
534
00:23:25.829 --> 00:23:27.970
Yeah, likely. But I knew I don't think you did.
535
00:23:27.990 --> 00:23:30.589
But regardless, I'm going to support your girls. I always do.
536
00:23:30.670 --> 00:23:32.809
Well, thank you. And I need more people in my
537
00:23:32.849 --> 00:23:36.799
life like you who cover for me. Thank you. Jay
538
00:23:36.859 --> 00:23:38.140
probably told me. I just forgot.
539
00:23:38.740 --> 00:23:40.069
I mean, I don't know if that's covering. I really
540
00:23:40.109 --> 00:23:41.230
didn't remember at the time.
541
00:23:41.250 --> 00:23:44.170
Yeah, I never told you. But don't tell her that.
542
00:23:44.190 --> 00:23:46.849
Okay, have you seen this story about this substitute teacher?
543
00:23:46.910 --> 00:23:53.029
And I say that with quotations. It's wild. Substitute teacher.
544
00:23:53.049 --> 00:23:56.670
Okay, no. Which one? There's always these stories that are like.
545
00:23:56.829 --> 00:24:00.920
What the heck? A 23-year-old Wisconsin woman is facing six
546
00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:05.160
felony charges after allegedly pretending to be a substitute teacher
547
00:24:05.240 --> 00:24:07.420
at her former high school. Wait, what?
548
00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:07.579
Yes.
549
00:24:07.980 --> 00:24:11.130
Yes. So she wasn't there to teach math, English, or science.
550
00:24:11.589 --> 00:24:16.730
She was there to literally roast students. Her name is
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00:24:17.450 --> 00:24:20.839
Amy Jones, and she reportedly walked into a Milwaukee high school,
552
00:24:21.180 --> 00:24:24.279
posed as the substitute teacher. Don't they ask for credentials?
553
00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:30.299
And somehow made it through nearly three class periods. What?
554
00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:36.400
Instead of teaching... She spent her time insulting students, swearing,
555
00:24:36.500 --> 00:24:38.920
and making wildly inappropriate comments.
556
00:24:39.180 --> 00:24:41.000
Wait a second. I'm reading this story right now. It
557
00:24:41.039 --> 00:24:45.160
says she called one student fat boy, asked another if
558
00:24:45.220 --> 00:24:48.569
she wanted to be a stripper, and made offensive comments
559
00:24:48.609 --> 00:24:53.069
about students' race and gender. Oh, God. Okay. Wait a minute.
560
00:24:53.089 --> 00:24:56.450
What was the motive behind this?
561
00:24:57.509 --> 00:25:00.910
I think she was bored and wanted to mess around
562
00:25:00.970 --> 00:25:01.670
is what she said.
563
00:25:02.410 --> 00:25:04.099
Bored and wanted to mess around.
564
00:25:04.390 --> 00:25:04.690
Yes.
565
00:25:04.900 --> 00:25:05.200
Bored.
566
00:25:05.420 --> 00:25:08.660
I'm like, OK, I'm very concerned about the fact that
567
00:25:08.700 --> 00:25:11.940
she got through three periods. Does this mean the school
568
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:14.420
just lets anyone in saying they're a substitute teacher?
569
00:25:15.140 --> 00:25:15.440
Right.
570
00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:17.259
Like, like, thank goodness it wasn't worse.
571
00:25:17.299 --> 00:25:19.579
But I'm trying to think if I wanted to go
572
00:25:19.640 --> 00:25:23.470
into a school and pose as a substitute teacher, I'm
573
00:25:23.509 --> 00:25:27.470
not even 100 percent sure why. What I would have
574
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to do. Like when I walk in, what do I
575
00:25:29.789 --> 00:25:33.690
go to the office and say, hey, I'm subbing for...
576
00:25:33.269 --> 00:25:39.450
I'm subbing today. I'd like to sign in. I guess so. Okay.
577
00:25:39.470 --> 00:25:42.130
But like most people, you know, watch Netflix when they're
578
00:25:42.150 --> 00:25:44.029
bored or take a nap or whatever. I wish I
579
00:25:44.029 --> 00:25:45.910
had this much time. Go to the mall.
580
00:25:46.049 --> 00:25:46.410
Shop.
581
00:25:46.450 --> 00:25:50.450
She decided to impersonate a teacher and bully children. And
582
00:25:50.710 --> 00:25:52.910
so apparently several teachers called in sick that day. So
583
00:25:52.930 --> 00:25:55.069
she just happened to show up when they needed substitutes.
584
00:25:55.650 --> 00:25:58.079
But now... They're like, yeah, we need subs.
585
00:25:58.279 --> 00:25:59.759
We're not really going to check to see if you
586
00:25:59.799 --> 00:26:00.140
are one.
587
00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:02.380
I just, can you imagine?
588
00:26:03.380 --> 00:26:08.440
Six felony charges, including impersonating a public employee. Wow.
589
00:26:09.740 --> 00:26:13.990
I just, I mean, apparently she went to that high school, too.
590
00:26:14.009 --> 00:26:17.450
But I just, you know, I don't think she likes kids.
591
00:26:17.490 --> 00:26:18.210
I'm going to get that.
592
00:26:18.349 --> 00:26:21.349
You know, you've got to appreciate how insane some people are.
593
00:26:21.609 --> 00:26:25.329
Because at some point, she was sitting around saying, you
594
00:26:25.349 --> 00:26:27.470
know what, I... I have a plan.
595
00:26:27.490 --> 00:26:30.349
I have an idea. I'm just going to go insult
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00:26:30.390 --> 00:26:30.910
some kids.
597
00:26:31.029 --> 00:26:34.230
I am going to go into my high school. She's 23,
598
00:26:34.230 --> 00:26:37.289
so she graduated, what, seven years ago?
599
00:26:37.309 --> 00:26:39.430
Yeah, probably.
600
00:26:39.470 --> 00:26:42.329
So none of the students in there were there when
601
00:26:42.390 --> 00:26:43.809
she was there, so it's not like she has a
602
00:26:43.869 --> 00:26:44.750
grudge against them.
603
00:26:44.769 --> 00:26:48.420
And you know what? If that kid wants to be
604
00:26:48.460 --> 00:26:49.720
a stripper, you do you, boo-boo.
605
00:26:50.440 --> 00:26:51.339
You know what?
606
00:26:51.380 --> 00:26:51.680
Yes.
607
00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:54.359
Pay your way through college.
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00:26:55.240 --> 00:26:57.680
I mean, and then one student, like, I hope that
609
00:26:57.859 --> 00:27:00.440
the kid who got called fat boy turns that around.
610
00:27:00.460 --> 00:27:02.430
I heard Sirens is closed now again.
611
00:27:02.609 --> 00:27:04.109
Oh, yeah. I heard about that, too.
612
00:27:04.190 --> 00:27:06.269
Yeah, the owner's got arrested or whatever. So if you're
613
00:27:06.289 --> 00:27:08.630
looking for something to do this weekend, sorry.
