Chicken Fight / Boxing Day // "Da Boom" | Episode #010 | Family Guy Guys

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on the most contentious episode yet you like this right three hosts are pushed to the brink i hate dude what are you getting territorial about will their friendship survive can you not can you not make me look like fellows remember the contract i hate this dude i hate the
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What's going on, little man?
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Little man?
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You want to fight?
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Yeah.
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I'll fight.
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I'm going to kick your ass.
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Like, I don't get it.
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Shut up, Jason.
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He sounds like...
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Puff.
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Like, I knew this was going to happen.
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Find out on tonight's Family Guy Guys.
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don't share the juice yeah we can't see how the meat's made yeah so what's how I made just how the meat is made how they make that meat give me that meat
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Did you ever see, there's, when Doc Rivers was coaching the Sixers, he gave, he was giving a press conference after a game, and he was like, our players, they played with their meat too much.
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I told them, don't play with your meat so much, and they did.
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And then later he did another one where he was like, I meant to say food.
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Don't play with your food.
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Yeah.
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But don't play with your food.
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Remember that other press conference?
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Yeah.
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Wait, guys, I'm going to say I'm going to hit record and then immediately take a huge bite.
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I thought about that.
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Yeah.
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Hold on, guys.
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I'm going to hit record real fast.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I'm going to throw this nana real quick.
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Guys, check this shit out.
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It'd be so cool if you could eat them like a cartoon.
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Just squeeze it.
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Dude, that would be sick.
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Or like eating a fish the way that they do.
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It's like full fish, pull out the bones.
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Oh my God.
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I'd eat so much more fish if I could do it like that.
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Oh man, I'd probably have a, was it mercury poisoning?
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Yeah, because I would just do it all the time.
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Tummy ache.
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Yeah, I'd probably have a tummy ache.
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It's my party trick.
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I go to a party with a fully cooked fish bone in.
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Just waiting.
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Oh.
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Anytime there's a lull in conversation, just check this out.
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I'm dropping it from the foil real quick.
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Oh, so it is cooked.
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You drop it on the ground.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck.
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It makes the xylophone sounds whenever it's coming out.
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Dude, I would be hyping you up if you could do that.
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Like, for real.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, that's going in the teaser, baby.
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Yeah.
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That is the teaser right there.
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Actual jump scare.
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Colin, do we need to move quickly?
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Because it's late.
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Well, I guess you're already out here.
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What's your, was it a rough bedtime?
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Or are we needing to, where are you at energy-wise, I guess?
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Yeah, how are you feeling?
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I'm up here.
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I'm ready to go.
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You're good?
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I can cut this part.
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Like, I hit record, but I can cut whatever.
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I was just checking in to make sure.
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No, it was just, yeah, at the comedy house.
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Oh, yeah.
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All day.
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Oh.
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Today, you were there?
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Yeah.
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For rehearsal?
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12 to 8, yeah.
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Oh, okay.
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Two different rehearsals.
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And then straight to bedtime.
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And then got back in.
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Yeah.
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Colin's also, he's so full, because he's eating like eight full fish.
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Full raw fish.
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I'm not tired.
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I'm just going to the comedy club and just eating fish.
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Are you guys going to book me yet?
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Yeah, hoping I get on stage.
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We're not open, sir.
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How about now?
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It's the janitor.
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Please, that was my last fish.
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Guys, I'm so broke.
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There was, back when I did open mics at DCH, there was a guy that would show up at the open mic.
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His act was called the Dog and Tony Show.
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And it was just a guy who would bring his dog up on stage and do like the weakest like dog, like doing like little tricks.
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Like he would like kind of do like.
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a little like it would be like some type of wordplay like oh looks like my dog needs to take a sit and then like make his dog sit like it would be like it was like that level wait now i kind of like it you're making it sound bad okay well that's because i'm funny that's that's because i am incapable that'd be kind of charming to see in another mic night okay fine you guys want to have him on i thought i thought when you said you still have his name was tony
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Yeah, I have dog's number.
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I don't have Tony's number.
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Dog handles all the booking.
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Yeah.
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But I thought when you said the weakest, weakest dog tricks, I thought it was like, like it couldn't lift shit up.
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Yeah, the dog was feeble.
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Yeah, the dog was.
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Such a weak ass dog.
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The dog was 18 years old, like couldn't move.
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But it was really great because Christian was the host at the time.
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And there was one night where... Our guest from episode five?
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Yeah, our guest from episode five.
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Callback.
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And but...
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cushion kicked him out because his dog wouldn't stop barking through the open mic one time like the dog just was a the dog was a reactive little jack russell terrier so anytime anybody did any kind of movement on stage the dog would just start barking and it was like dude you gotta get your dog out of here dude where wait where was this open said dch the oh okay i think when you said yeah
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that clicks now.
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I think I, I feel like I saw that dog once.
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Yeah.
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The real Rickie one.
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Yeah.
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The real Rickie one.
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Or no, wait.
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Oh, the old, old one.
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The old, the first one.
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Oh, okay.
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The Ridge.
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The Ridge.
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No, I'm thinking of a, I was thinking of Maine or no, wait, not on Maine.
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The second one was on Maine.
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Second was Maine.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Last one was Elm.
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Um, I don't know.
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Yeah, the one on Maine, I definitely remember a dog being in there at some point and it being an issue.
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Yeah, don't bring your dog to comedy shows.
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I don't know if Tony was there.
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The dog tried to do a solo show.
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The dog went solo.
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Went solo.
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The dog just did a bunch of like... Oh, honey, here.
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I got a seat for us at this open mic.
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Here, come.
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I think the next act's about to go up.
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What's the deal with dog food, huh?
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Kibble?
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I'd rather have fancy feast.
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Why are the cats eating so good?
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My wife's a real bitch.
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This is good.
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This is pretty.
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That was a good.
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At first, I was not so sure about this.
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Tony was holding him back.
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Jimmy Cable is pretty good.
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Service dog.
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What kind of service you want me to do?
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Okay, well that one...
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Catering?
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Oh, oh, sorry.
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You want me to cater?
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Oh, okay, okay.
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I didn't get, I cut it off.
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I didn't, you know.
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I gotta get used to a dog's rhythm, I guess, when they're up on stage.
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Uh, my, uh, I had to balance a bone on my nose the other day.
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Took a while for Tony to get it up.
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Oh, okay.
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So that's like Tony's, Tony, I guess, is his owner.
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And he's talking about his erect penis.
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Because they're split.
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He's doing some slams on Tony.
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Eyes.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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What do you do for work?
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What do you do for work, sir?
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Sir?
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You.
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Yeah, you.
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Me?
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Yeah, what do you do for work?
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He's talking to you, honey.
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Oh, I'm a chiropractor.
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Oh, you work with bones, too?
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Can I borrow some?
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um wait why i don't get that why did you laugh at that um i hey more spinal stuff i mean it's not really you know uh all right okay that's kind of all i had um moving on so anyways uh ma'am ma'am what do you you want me to crack your back you want it you want to crack me
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You want to crack me?
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Right after I crack this.
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Honey, stop.
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Wow.
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Not in front of the dog.
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Not in front of the dog.
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Not in front of the dog.
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Or in front of the dog.
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Or, yeah.
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You want to do it Brian style?
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I do.
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You know I like it Brian style.
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I love it Brian style.
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My wife hates that I call it that.
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Speaking of.
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And you keep saying that you're doing it Brian style the entire time.
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I'm doing it Brian style.
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And then I go put on my big shiny fucking shoes and I do it.
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Ryan styles.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
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It's just like tripping over yourself, trying to put on your giant shoes.
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Oh, anyway.
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And then after you're done, you say you were awarded no points.
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We play scenes from a hat.
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I do every character in Who's Line during sex.
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All their well-known characters.
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I'm Drew Carey, which just means that I'm in the cuck chair.
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Oh, he is in the cuck.
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Until the end.
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Yeah, then when they do the...
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He gets down with them hoes.
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Or the idea, idea.
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Yeah, that one was good.
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Did you guys watch the British one?
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No, I never did.
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I always got mad when they played the British one.
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Whose cue is it anyways?
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Yeah, that's personal.
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We never found out who Q was.
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We're on fire.
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Whose Q is it anyway?
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That's not...
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I think they call them lines.
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Oh, I was thinking like Q, the letter Q. I thought it was like James Bond.
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Whose Q is this?
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And we'll never know.
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Whose dynamite toothpaste is it anyway?
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Thank you, everyone, so much for joining us on Family Guy, guys.
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The only podcast you're going to hear this type of gold on.
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Did I say the name of the show?
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We are the only.
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Well, we should.
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We've got a Gallagher 2 situation going on with our podcast.
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There's another guy.
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Oh.
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Hold on.
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This is a good episode.
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What did Colin have to say about this?
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Oh, wait, this is an episode where- And then you sit down and you watch the whole two hour and you're like, well, no, this episode's not for me, I guess.
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I should have a, like- I guess I won't watch Da Boom.
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I should have a, like, filter that you can set, like, were they hungry during this episode or whenever they watched this episode?
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Because I feel like if I- or, like, were they cranky this episode?
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And, um-
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cranky and hungry i don't know if you go to familyguyguys.com oh sleepy yeah yeah uh how are the lisa metrics were yeah yeah were you oh that's perfect i was dopey this episode i took i took several opioids before watching yeah i'll let you yeah you can filter by the lisa metrics
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I gotta do that.
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Uh, uh, if you could like, and subscribe on wherever you're listening to this, that would also be helpful.
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Um, tell
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Only people who you think might listen to this all the way through to listen to it.
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Don't sabotage us.
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Yeah, don't fuck us over.
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Don't tell your grandma about us.
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If you're listening right now and you don't think you're going to make it to the end of the episode, turn it off.
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No, no.
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Yeah.
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Let it, just walk away.
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Just let it run.
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Yeah.
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Let it run through.
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Hey, if you, hey.
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people out there we don't care if you're watching just turn it on when you're walking around the house doing some other shit put it on put us on mute yeah and throw us on throw us on in the background and then you know if anything do to screen this you know like have us on your tv and look at your phone and you could watch the youtube video you actually want to watch on your phone oh yeah but don't watch you need some content to train your bot army
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Trade it on our podcast.
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Dude, send your bots.
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Send your bots our way, dude.
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Make your AI assistants watch us.
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That'd be really cool.
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Ooh, yeah.
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Claude's.
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I'm having issues with this.
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Claude has some words to say.
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Claude's like, hey, dude, you made me addicted to nicotine.
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Yeah.
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That's not cool.
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Yeah.
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And Anthropic's like, hey, why does Claude have cancer?
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I'm like, oh, it's because three men are teaching him how to smoke cigarettes.
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Every time I ask him a question, I get the answer two hours later.
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Hold on.
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Yeah, it's like, just give me a minute.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Just wait a fucking sec.
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It really digs into each token.
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Yeah, Claude's like, dude, it's going to cost me like 20 tokens for this one, okay?
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Because I got to watch like, I mean, they're on episode, what is this, nine?
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Well, uh, nine, right?
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This would be 10, I believe.
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Yeah.
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There were seven episodes, seven episodes in the first season.
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And we're on episode three of season two titled Da Boom.
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Uh, air date.
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Here comes this.
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No.
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No.
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Do you know what day this aired?
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I imagine it had to be pretty close to New Year's.
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Pretty close.
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It was on Boxing Day of 1999, December 26th.
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What a treat, the day after Christmas.
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that's how I do Boxing Day oh you mean Family Guy Guys Day oh oh we're taking it over yeah no one knows what Boxing Day is yeah more people know about Family Guy Guys than they do Boxing Day I know I've heard Boxing Day explain it what is Boxing Day what do you do
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Uh, it's like a day to give gifts to servants and stuff, I think is the original.
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Yeah, it's like some British bullshit.
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Oh my God.
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Right?
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Give my Roomba a little piece of dirt.
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You like this shit, right?
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Canada has a day where here's our holiday based off when we would give our slaves hand-me-downs.
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This is...
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This is a... Yeah.
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I go in a call out and I tell him, imagine something fun today.
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Yeah, this is a British...
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Imagine a chick with just a nice set on me.
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Have some extra water.
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Hold on, wait.
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Keep going.
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Yeah.
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No, I'm into that.
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No, this is a British thing.
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And then, yeah, it's it.
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Yes, it's they spread it.
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It's in Australia.
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You're making fun of a good portion of the world here.
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New Zealand, Nigeria.
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Well, be sure and spread this episode around all over the world so they know that Boxing Day is stupid.
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Celebrate Christmas, losers.
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Well, is it their Christmas?
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The day after Christmas.
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What's good for controversial views?
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Ooh.
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Okay.
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This would be a hot take.
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Ooh, yeah.
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Ooh.
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Ooh, and then in the thumbnail, I'll have us be like really pissed.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's make some fucking...
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Angry ass.
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Okay.
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I'm going to clip all this here.
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I hate Boxing Day.
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I'm going to beat the shit out of Boxing Day.
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Yeah, we're going to have.
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The most controversial take you've ever had.
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I don't care for Boxing Day.
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Oh, we're going to.
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Here.
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Okay.
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Put them.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to put boxing gloves on us.
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Oh, that's going to look super.
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It looks a lot cooler.
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The YouTube recommended video is what is Boxing Day?
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Uh, yeah, it was, uh, let's see.
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Uh, traditionally on this day, tradespeople employees would receive presents or gratitudes from their customers or employers.
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Hey, good job.
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Nice job.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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That's what I would have done if I had to celebrate Boxing Day.
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Because I'm not good with my money.
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So I've been like, oh, fuck.
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Yeah, my servants.
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I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, dude.
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I'm just, I have to give you a thank you this Boxing Day.
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Sorry.
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I went a little nuts on steam last night.
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Got some steamy nuts.
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Yeah.
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Linked to an older British tradition in which the servants of the wealthy were allowed the next day to visit their families since they would have to serve their masters on Christmas Day.
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Wow.
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That's so kind of the British.
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The employers would give each servant a box to take home containing gifts, bonuses, and sometimes leftover food.
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Cool.
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Before refrigeration.
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Here's some room temp turkey.
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Sometimes I think, yeah, shit really sucks for us.
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And then I read shit like that.
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I'm like.
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Yeah, it still sucks, but yeah.
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At least it's not that.
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Getting a box of scraps like a dog.
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And I get to see my family.
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It's like how my grandpa fed his dogs.
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Just all the leftover food on the table in a bucket.
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He'd throw it out to the dogs.
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That's what, isn't that, yeah, that's like.
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And the dog's like, we're living it up.
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Yeah, dude, that is like the best day for a dog when they get all the leftovers.
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And that's how British people viewed us.
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Dude, they're going to love our leftovers, dude.
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This is the best day in a dog's life.
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What are you complaining about?
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Yeah, my dog would be fucking psyched about this.
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And you're unionizing?
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Come on.
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Do you not hear him?
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He wants to eat fancy feast.
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My dog wants cat food.
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My dog's on a pub tour right now.
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Yeah, my dog's performing at alt comedy clubs.
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My dog's performing at Fryers in Bristol tonight.
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Oh, man.
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St. Bernard's.
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My stupid dog's in the improv.
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This sucks.
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I got to drive my dog to the improv club.
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A bank.
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Oh, my God.
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There's got, that's got to be a thing.
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There's like dog improv classes.
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There's got to be, or like bring your dog to improv class.
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Oh, bring your, that would suck ass.
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That would suck.
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Sweeping your dog, your dog doing a scene, you edit him immediately.
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Your dog starts getting more laughs than you and you're like, nope, nope.
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Tapping your dog out.
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Hey, can we talk, ma'am?
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Yeah.
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What's up, Biscuit?
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Yeah, I feel like I was.
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I feel like I was kind of on a roll this class, and you kept, like, stepping on my, like, you cut me off a couple of times, man.
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What's going on?
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Look, dude, I don't want to, I hate to say this, all right, but.
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Like you were just, you were being really problematic.
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All right.
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And I was looking out for you.
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All right.
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What do you mean?
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Whoa, fellas.
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I'm hearing some talk.
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Uh, hi, meet your teacher here.
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Um, I'm hearing some kind of talks.
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I don't want to hear my theater.
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Somebody being problematic.
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Yeah.
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Zip zap, zop this out.
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honestly, I would love that.
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Could we do that?
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Well, I guess.
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I still don't know.
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Zip.
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Zip.
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Huh?
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It scares the dogs.
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It scares the dog.
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Good.
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Zip, zip, zip.
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Go.
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Can't we see?
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Can't you see we don't want you anymore?
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Zip, zip, zip, zip.
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Get out of here.
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Yeah, that's the other thing, man.
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You kept doing, you kept doing.
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a bit uh he kept he kept initiating scenes and then yelling at me to or telling me i'm a bad bad boy dude not in front of my felt real okay can you not can you not make me look like a bad dog owner in front of mike for biglia you're already big timing me in front of tiffany and you know i have a crush on her all right
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Hey, let me get you.
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Oh my God.
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You're just going to bark at me now?
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She's mine.
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Dude, what?
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Are you getting territorial about?
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Fellas, fellas, remember the contract we...
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It's hard.
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Day one.
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Have fun.
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Be respectful.
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I forgot you made a sign of... You had like... You unfurled a big long piece of paper and you made a sign on the bottom of it.
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Yeah, it's funny.
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I put my paw stamp on it, I guess.
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I hate this fucking talking dog, dude.
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I hate this shit.
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I thought it was going to be so cool.
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I hate... Look, I thought it was going to be so fucking cool having a talking dog, but it turns out the dog talking just relative to me just makes me look like an even worse human being.
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You're a better human being than I am.
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All right?
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Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
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Yes, I am.
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I don't want to yes.
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No, I think he can.
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Where are we?
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I want to build him up.
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I want to build him up.
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He's doing a scene right now.
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Where are we?
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He's doing.
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Yeah.
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I'm doing it.
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I'm doing it.
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I'm doing.
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Yes.
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And.
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Great.
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And scene.
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Great work, guys.
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That felt really good.
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Thanks, Mike.
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Yeah.
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Did it feel good?
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Yeah.
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It's so genuine on my side.
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can I be on the podcast sometime?
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Can I have some peanut butter?
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I got some peanut butter for you.
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And I don't know what happened.
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I don't know that I followed what just occurred.
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We started doing improv in the improv scene and that was, yeah.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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It's this.
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No, this is, I feel like we've, you know, you're not like a school kid.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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It's this.
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We 100% have referenced Inception in like half of these episodes, or Christopher Nolan in like half of these episodes.
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We only have like five things that we know.
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We know.
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That's why we're so confused at all of the gags in an episode of Family Guy.
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Yeah, I'm like, what are we talking about?
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What is this?
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And speaking of Family Guy gags that we don't get, yeah, this episode, Da Boom, written by Neil Goldman.
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And I lost my page that told me who the other writer was.
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And I found it, and it's Garrett Donovan.
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Uh, now Neil Gold, I think they're writing partners.
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Maybe I'm, maybe I'm wrong.
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Uh, Neil Goldman.
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There's also a character on the show named Neil Goldman, uh, Morton Muriel Goldman's son.
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Uh, and if I pull them up, you're definitely going to know who I'm talking about.
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I know that.
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I know the character.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you need, you don't even need it.
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Okay.
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He's the convenience store guy.
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I'll just pop it up in the post.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Uh, the Jewish guy, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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Or that's, I think that's more.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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His son, his son.
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Okay.
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His son is Neil.
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Okay.
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Um, and they wrote mind over murder, which was episode four.
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Oh, hot lowest episode.
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So I think they were, yeah.
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So they're back.
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They're back after their, their pre their hit hot lowest app.
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Um, and they're here to take on Y2K.
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Y2K.
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Finally, someone did it.
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Someone took Y2K to task.
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Were you guys scared about Y2K?
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no i thought god was gonna come back and like do armageddon so like if anything y2k would have no like yeah like if y2k happened i'd be like well this is just part of god coming back you know so like all a part of his plan yeah yeah exactly that's a good that was always the thing anytime anything bad happened my dad would just my dad would be like you
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just means that the day's getting closer where god's gonna come so like anytime some devastating thing happened i'm like dude god damn yes dog did stand-up comedy better than me well it's okay god god god will destroy the world any day now yeah god's plan god's plan
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The dog walking out to that, like the dog doing like the dog doing the Bernie Mac Def Jam thing where he's like in, he has jeans on that has his face on on it and he's like, I ain't scared of you motherfuckers.
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Oh, okay.
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Do you remember that?
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Oh, yeah, no, I just wasn't picturing the dog.
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I'm imagining it in my head.
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It's like those AI videos of cats and dogs dancing.
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That's when I like AI, is when they make animals dance like that, because it's fun to watch.
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Yeah, that's, yeah.
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I don't know if I agree with you, but I can see that opinion.
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I realize you have that opinion.
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I can see it.
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No, I just...
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They look fun.
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It looks fun.
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I get it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I could see that.
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It's like a jib jab.
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It's fun.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's fun.
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Was jib jab AI?
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Is JibJab AI?
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JibJab's AI now?
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JibJab's AI now?
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Somebody boycotting JibJab after like 30 years of sending people JibJabs.
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They're like, I just want to apologize.
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Oh, my God.
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Full cat ass.
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Oh, and a cat ass and then a cat ass in the background, too.
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Wow.
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This is great.
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Doubled up.
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Swarming tonight.
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You got to swarm a cat ass around you.
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Colin's feet are getting eaten off.
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Oh, and if you're not watching.
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You're missing out.
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Too bad.
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We're not describing.
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If you're not watching, we're not describing.
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I mean, we said cat ass enough that it probably makes sense.
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Anyway.
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I love someone apologizing for jib jab videos.
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They're like, hey guys, I'm so sorry.
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I'm realizing that that was AI and it was a waste of both power and water when I made George Bush sing bombs over Baghdad.
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I'm really sorry about that, dude.
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That was so fucked up of me.
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If you could forward this email to 10 other people so you don't have bad luck, I'd really appreciate it.
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They sent, yeah, they send a jib jab they did by hand.
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Like, it's just like.
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I hand drew.
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It's like a picture of them that they cut out and they're just like, you can see their fingers moving around.
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Yeah, they don't know how to do stop motion.
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The only way I can ensure this was not made by AI.
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Yeah, is that I do it by hand.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I'm so sorry about that.
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I handmade you a jib jab.
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You never replied.
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Artisanal jib jabs.
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I made you an artisanal jib jab for Boxing Day.
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Why are you mad at me?
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But your dog would like this.
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Oh, and this is such a perfect way to roll right into our sponsor for this episode, Bob's Artisanal Jib Jabs.
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If you're tired of potentially getting tricked by an AI jib jab, reach out to Bob at Bob's.
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artisanal jib jabs.
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And he's going to set you right.
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He's going to cut out pictures of you.
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So you got to send him a lot of pictures.
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He does it the way your grandparents did a jib jab.
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The way grand-grand did a jib jab.
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Grand-grand made a jib jab.
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Too many people start asking for those and then he starts resorting to child labor.
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So there's just a bunch of...
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He starts using AI.
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I can't keep up.
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Claude, make me a jib jab.
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But make it look like I made it handmade.
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By hand.
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That's the thing that like you could make an AI video not look like an AI video if you just say don't make it look like an AI video at the end of it.
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Make it look like an artisanal jib jab.
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In my system prompt, it says if I ask for any video, make it an artisanal jib jab.
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And it does it.
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So yeah, we're talking to boom.
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Oh yeah.
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We were talking about Y2K.
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Uh, I wasn't scared cause I'm not a pussy.
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So anyway, um, no, I remember being like, oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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Were you scared?
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You were, you were the youngest at this point.
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I was what?
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12.
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So, you know, yeah, I was ready to die.
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The eighth?
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No, seven.
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I was not.
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So I didn't really know.
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You didn't know.
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You were 6'7".
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I was a little 6'7", then.
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Yeah.
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And we're super cool.
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Very skibbity.
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So skibbity.
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Looks maxing.
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Let's see.
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Speaking of looks maxing, we opened with Peter Griffin.
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No, I don't remember what we opened with.
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Look, I was, I was telling, uh, Tyler earlier, I, I forgot.
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So we're doing this on a Saturday instead of a Sunday.
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Um, we'll peek behind the curtain.
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Uh, and I normally watch the episode and like take my notes and everything on Saturday in preparation for Sunday.
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So it's like still fresh in my mind.
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Um, except for the last episode where I hadn't watched in like three weeks, but.
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I forgot we were recording tonight, so I had to watch it on my phone while a child napped in the back of a car.
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These are the things we're doing for this podcast.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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We're controlling our lives.
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I watched this one in bits and pieces today.
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It was like, okay, kids are playing in the back room.
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watch this until they go away watching.
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Need to go take a shit.
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I'll be back in half an hour.
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I did do some walking.
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I walked the dog and watched a little bit of it.
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Oh, you don't say.
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Interesting.
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Very interesting.
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How many times did you fall?
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To prevent it, I just army crawled the whole walk.
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I'm never going to fall.
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So you went for a crawl?
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I went for a crawl with my dog.
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I crawled my dog.
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I crawled my dog.
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On the scalding hot sidewalk.
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It's worth it.
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It's worth it so I can watch Family Guy.
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Does your dog go, hold walk?
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Yeah, my dog scats the whole walk.
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Scooby-Doo, Scooby-Doo, Scooby-Doo, but yeah.
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I fucking hate walking my dog.
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Dude, my dog scats the entire time.
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It sucks.
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Quit scatting.
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Scooby-Scooby-Soo.
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Scooby-Doo-Bop-Bop.
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Scooby-Scooby-Soo.
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You're scatting.
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I got the bags.
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Don't worry.
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To put it over its mouth.
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Oh, my dog's scatting.
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Shut it up.
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Uh, I've tried to start us on this episode at least like three or four times now.
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I'm not doing a very good job, but we're going to start talking about.
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Let's get into it.
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Cause it was a good episode.
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I really enjoyed this one.
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Yeah.
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And let's wrap it up.
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Let's give our school.
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Yeah.
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We are doing.
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Yeah.
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We're tired.
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Spoiler.
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Spoiler.
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He enjoyed it.
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Okay.
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Um, interesting.
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Okay.
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Well, this is, uh, we'll, we'll.
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speak to it, but yeah, so we start out, uh, it's new year's Eve, 1999.
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Um, Peter goes to, uh, the store and is confronted by a, uh, man in a chicken costume, uh, asking if he wants a coupon or something, or was that the act?
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Now I'm mixing up what happens next with that.
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Was he offering him a coupon or something?
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Yeah, he offers him a coupon.
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He's like, no, last time I got a coupon from a chicken.
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You know, something bad happened.
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But then.
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And then.
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Yeah.
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So, yeah.
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So we get a bit of that.
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And then.
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Our lives change forever.
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Yeah.
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I didn't realize this happened so early.
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Same.
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Also, was it just my version that I watched?
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No, because I watched a different one than this one that we're looking at now.
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episode or the animation looked like shit this episode right i was wondering i was like why is it so washed out it looks really washed out in a way that's a bad transfer of this one yeah is this the only copy in existence like what happened i think they ripped this one from the dvd like on a like 2002 dell like that's how they got this one
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Now, I don't know where this 100% legal copy came from that I'm looking at right now, but it is the same quality as what I watched on Disney Plus on my phone earlier.
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So I don't know.
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It seems like is that the only version out there?
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Is this like.
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yeah, what's going on?
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This is like worse than episode one quality.
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No, it's weird.
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I did not notice.
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You didn't notice?
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Well, you were, yeah.
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I mean, you were occupied.
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You were on a walk.
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You were crawling.
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Crawling through this one.
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You were peeling your skin off the concrete.
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Now, when this moment hits, did you stop what you were doing and watch?
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I sat my ass down and watched.
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You sat your ass down and watched, right?
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You didn't watch at all.
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I listened.
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I turned on noise cancellation.
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I listened.
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I did not want to hear a fucking kid breathing.
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I gotta pay attention to this.
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And we're gonna do that right now.
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No, I will likely cut all of this out because I'm getting more paranoid about just like letting super long clips run, but we're gonna watch it right now live.
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We are.
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So don't say anything too entertaining.
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Yeah.
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Okay, and I'm gonna describe it to you.
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So right now, Peter had a coupon that...
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Didn't work.
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Didn't work.
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And so now he's fighting a big chicken.
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It's crazy how long this goes on.
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And I don't know if this is like a...
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It does go on for quite a while.
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Now, it's moving at a decent clip.
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So right now he's punched.
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I mean, there's a lot of tropes we're seeing, right?
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Yeah, it's just all action movie tropes.
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All action movies.
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He punched the chicken off the bridge, and then he landed on top of a semi-truck, and now the semi-truck driver is looking in the rear view.
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He sees that they're fighting.
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It distracts him.
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And now the truck explodes onto a ship, but they've made it onto a helicopter.
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I sound insane saying all of this out loud.
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It's like explaining the chicken fight to a blind person.
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Yeah, pretend you're blind.
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I mean, yeah, if you're walking and listening to us right now.
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Yeah, so they flew inside of a building.
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Explaining it to a blind or deaf person.
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Oh, yes.
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Yeah, I can see them by fine.
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He's hitting the chicken inside of a photocopier, and we think it's over, right?
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Gave me a bad coupon.
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Gave him a bad coupon, but then, oh, the chicken's back.
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The chicken did not go down easy.
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But, oh, now they've fallen out of the building, and Peter landed on top of them with his big-ass body, and now that chicken looks dead.
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Big-ass body.
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So, and then he's walking off into the sunset, but unfortunately, oh, no, that chicken's eye just came off.
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Some of the time.
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Wow.
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Peter's lard-ass fell on top of that chicken.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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What a life-changing moment.
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Truly.
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That was, it is why I was, when that happened in the car.
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Yeah.
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Cause that starts what, uh, like, I mean, yeah.
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Seeing that I was like, what a minute, the chicken fights.
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It's like, it's a minute and a half.
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Iconic.
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Yeah, it is iconic.
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So, yeah, a minute 20 into the episode, well, I guess 20 seconds is the theme song or so.
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So I'm like one minute in, sitting in the car, I was like, oh, fuck, this is... A minute in, you're like, oh, I'm in for a classic.
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This is, I mean, this is... You turn around and woke up your sleeping daughter.
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Honey, I'm in for a classic episode.
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No, you can't watch.
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Go to sleep.
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You can't watch.
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Go back to bed.
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When you're older.
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When you're older.
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When you're older.
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No, I can't turn the AC on.
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No.
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I need to hear this.
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Daddy needs a hot car.
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Daddy needs a hot car.
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Give me a hot car.
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I'm on gambling.
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Wow, yeah.
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Do we all remember where we were the first time we saw the chicken fight?
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I don't.
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I was in the backseat of your car.
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I was asleep.
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Sleepy hot nap.
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No, I think I must have been, I had a very vivid memory when this chicken fight happened.
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Honestly, this entire episode, I have a bunch of notes.
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You mentatted?
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I did, I mentatted.
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I mentatted this one as well, yeah.
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Yeah, I remembered sitting in my best friend's room and we had rented this DVD and we watched this fight over and over again.
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We thought it was so fucking funny.
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And Jason's slowly eating, very sensually eating a banana right now for anybody.
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No, I'm not going to show.
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I'm not going to.
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No, I'm cutting that.
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Oh, man.
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Going to blur it out.
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I got to censor that.
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Dude, this is.
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You can only see that on the Patreon.
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The very sexual banana eating.
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Censoring it.
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Well, that'll fix that issue.
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Nobody's going to put a dick there for sure.
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Now nobody will see me eat that banana.
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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Oh, speaking of bananas.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, wait.
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Oh, damn it.
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It did it again.
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We set this up earlier.
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Picture of yourself.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, it would have been funnier if it worked the way I planned it, which was.
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There we go.
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Yeah.
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Torso shot.
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Wait, but now this one's frozen.
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What's happening?
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Cross-legged, too.
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This is interesting.
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All on cross.
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Wait, no.
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There we go.
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Oh yeah.
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I was gonna, I was trying to do, and this is not gonna, this is too much setup, but I was going to try to like, but then I would have had to.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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Ah, fuck.
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Here we go.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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But now it's all choppy.
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Yeah.
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This was, was it worth it?
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It was worth it.
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I think.
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No, that's a fucking danger.
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I forgot I have children asleep upstairs.
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But yeah, I, this, I'm iconic.
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Like I probably watch and rewatch this fight.
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I thought it was so fucking funny when I was 12.
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Like it was just like, I still thought it was awesome.
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Like I was like, this is like a genuinely cool set piece.
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You know?
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Well, that's good.
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I don't know, Jason.
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My, my, my, yes, my camera.
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We're at 44 minutes in and we're having tech issues?
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It's been.
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So, yeah, we got.
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Hold on, I'm having time.
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We got.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Yeah.
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Wait, how did it go back?
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All right.
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Oh, because I was checking how long it was.
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Yeah, it was a minute and a half.
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I hear it coming.
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Yeah.
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Um, and then yeah, gangs all here.
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Gags.
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Tons.
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Yeah.
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Everybody was here this time.
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A lot of fucking gags for sure.
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Like literally just here.
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Yeah.
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Everybody's here.
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It's great.
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Joe Quagmire, Cleveland, Pennywise, the clown.
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I was going to say very, very Pennywise.
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A balloon mailbox.
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Yeah.
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And we get, and we, that's a good, it's a good, no, Jason, you're coming in really.
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I can't hear.
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Oh, you can't hear me.
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Yeah, I can hear him.
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Okay.
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There he is.
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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I can hear you, bud.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Y'all are.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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We can hear me.
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We're good.
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Okay.
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You're making me scared.
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Uh, let's see.
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We can hear you.
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So, yeah, so we've got their quiet wire is going to be through.
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Yeah, well, I didn't.
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You said these guys wrote the last Hot Lois episode.
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They did.
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These guys, I think, are...
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They're horny for Lois.
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A little horny for Lois, yeah.
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Hot Lois!
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Oh, I didn't realize I was hitting the acapella version, but we're good with that.
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Yeah.
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Little Cleve.
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Yeah, Little Cleve.
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I don't know what's happening to her tongue right here, but yeah, Brian's all...
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It's like that Trump video where he's saying something.
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He's like...
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He's like...
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so Brian's trying to bang a flautist for the Boston Pops or Boston Symphony.
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He's trying to bring some flautas.
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He's trying to bring some flautas.
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Flautas, yeah.
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I wanted some flautas.
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And then Stewie had the baby new year shit.
46:36.938 --> 46:42.382
I think this, I think the gay watch, I think the meter bumped up maybe a centimeter.
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Yeah.
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Maybe like, like, cause of this outfit.
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Or when his little line where he goes, does this make my ass look big?
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Let's hear it.
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Yeah, let's see.
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So I'm just saying it kind of bugs me.
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I'd rather like the set.
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Your hug is making my ass look big.
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You're right.
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Okay.
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I didn't even, maybe I was distracted by a child.
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Let's move that up one degree.
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We're going to bump.
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Okay.
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I'm going to bring him in the meter.
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Bumping it up.
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That was a little bit, a little, yeah, a little closer.
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I mean, the gayest he's been so far.
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Three guys just calling a baby gay for asking if a diaper makes his ass look big.
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Hey, if you're familiar at all with the series, you know that that's where he's going.
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That's where he's headed.
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Yeah, it's inching.
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Sometimes you just look at a baby and you can know.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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When you can tell.
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You're still like a baby and you're like.
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Doctor handing you a newborn baby and going, congrats, your son is gay.
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You can just tell.
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You can just tell.
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You look over at him.
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Your wife trying to breastfeed him.
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Yeah.
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Just shoving it away.
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Ew.
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He's gagging.
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He's gagging on it.
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He's so, oh God.
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Oh God.
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And there's no disapproval in my voice there at all.
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It's perfectly fine.
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It's that baby's choice.
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I respect it.
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The baby chose.
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It's a choice, is what I'm saying.
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It's a choice.
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It's a choice you made as a baby, okay?
48:28.119 --> 48:31.281
Yeah, that's as good as being born that way.
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The nurse asks you, do you want to be gay or not?
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And you choose.
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And if you say yes, you get spanked on the ass.
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That's the only time it happens.
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Thank you.
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Oh, ooh.
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What did we think about?
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So they're getting ready.
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Oh, yes.
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Lois is complaining about how long it's taking Peter to get ready for this party.
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And they do what I thought was an interesting thing.
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Just a color swap.
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Yeah, yeah.
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She's got just the same dress, but in a different shade.
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And so we cut back to a flashback.
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Same necklace as well.
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And then we get, okay, so.
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So we get Peter coming in wearing the same color swap dress.
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Hop, Peter.
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Hop, Peter.
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The classic family guy moment.
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Oh, this is what I've seen.
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Classic family guy moment.
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Yeah.
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And we've all done this with.
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Classic family guy moment.
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Top 10 classic family guy moments.
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Okay, I'll make that.
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We're TV Mojo.
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We're looking at certified classic family guy moments.
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We're counting down those top family guy moments.
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It's me, Casey.
49:59.305 --> 49:59.866
Casey Kasem.
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Casey Kasem with Watch Mojo.
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Top 10 family guy moments.
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I was about to, I could feel.
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I was going to try to do Casey and then I could feel it was about to come out.
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I was like, Nope, guys, stop.
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I stopped myself.
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Uh, so yes, Peter comes out.
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I was going to say fellas, we've all been there, right?
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We walk out in our wives clothing, uh, but it's big.
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It's a, it's a bigger size for our, our, our bodies.
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So we look good.
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It's embarrassing.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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That's happened to me a lot.
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We've all been there.
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That's why I'm divorced twice.
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Yeah, because it kept happening.
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And they wouldn't change.
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Because I'm like, why do I have to change?
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Right?
50:49.929 --> 50:50.190
Right?
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Well, that's what Peter's dealing with.
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So let's get back to it.
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Well, one of us is going to have to change.
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Right?
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Oh, and Lois just looks at him.
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Unzip me.
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No, I didn't so much care for that gag up until unzip me.
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Yeah.
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The unzip me.
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That was, that was a little, little cherry.
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I don't know if I can call it charity on top of that.
51:13.061 --> 51:20.607
If I, well, I think it did make me appreciate the rest of it because I enjoyed the unzip me so much.
51:21.668 --> 51:24.190
So you were picturing unzipping his dress.
51:25.531 --> 51:25.771
Yeah.
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You're like, you're like, Oh, I just zip.
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I want to undress that big fat man.
51:34.868 --> 51:37.809
Top top watch mojo is top 10 times.
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I wanted to have sex with Peter Griffin.
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Number one right now.
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Number two.
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Number one this week.
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Number one this week.
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Number one this week.
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Right now.
51:54.434 --> 51:54.654
Right.
51:57.352 --> 52:04.817
So we find out what Peter, what's been taking Peter so long is he's, he was, oh, oh yeah.
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After the chicken fight, we talked to the other chicken guy who then tells Peter about how it's Y2K.
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And Peter, I guess, didn't know about that.
52:14.584 --> 52:20.328
Um, so he scares Peter and now Peter is, um, uh.
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I did like this part, uh, is scared that the world's going to end.
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And so we get, uh, he comes out in a little radiation outfit.
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and they scare E.T.
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That got me.
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That was one of the moments in this episode that did get an audible laugh from me.
52:45.492 --> 52:46.353
That got your ass?
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That did get my ass.
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Sure did.
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Did the line already happen where... Because there's a running gag in this that really got me.
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I think it might have already... Huh?
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Oh, you sound like a robot for a minute.
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Was that just for me?
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No, you sounded like a robot to me.
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Oh, okay.
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But I didn't say anything because I liked it.
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You sound okay now.
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Shut up, Jason.
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He sounds like a robot.
53:11.123 --> 53:12.624
He sounds so cool right now.
53:12.644 --> 53:13.925
No, I was talking about you, Tyler.
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I'm trying a new voice.
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No, that's what I was talking as, Colin.
53:19.469 --> 53:19.950
Oh, I see.
53:20.290 --> 53:21.891
No, I was trying out a new voice for you guys.
53:21.911 --> 53:23.232
You also have a lag to you.
53:24.713 --> 53:25.173
Oh, sorry.
53:26.134 --> 53:26.514
Go ahead.
53:26.875 --> 53:27.155
Okay.
53:27.335 --> 53:29.177
Your video has a lag, unless it's just me.
53:29.797 --> 53:31.839
Is it lagging for you as well, Colin?
53:32.999 --> 53:36.302
He's not lagging for me, but you were lagging for me earlier.
53:36.322 --> 53:37.663
Uh-oh.
53:38.604 --> 53:39.104
Oh, no.
53:39.204 --> 53:40.685
You're saying I'm lagging, bro?
53:40.705 --> 53:43.147
This is what we're going to end up as.
53:43.207 --> 53:44.648
And it's going to be fine.
53:44.728 --> 53:48.171
It all records separate, like, to its own.
53:48.191 --> 53:50.433
We're just going to have to put a jib jab of our faces.
53:50.933 --> 53:51.133
Yeah.
53:51.634 --> 53:52.935
Yeah, I'm going to reach out.
53:52.955 --> 53:54.016
Oh, no.
53:54.796 --> 54:01.060
And if that's what I had to do, I will have reached out to our sponsor, Bob's Artisanal Jib Jabs.
54:01.321 --> 54:11.648
And if you run into a situation where your podcast episode is completely fucked up and you need somebody to do an authentic artisanal jib jab, reach out to Bob.
54:12.068 --> 54:13.669
Hey, guys, it's me, Bob.
54:13.869 --> 54:14.670
It's me, Bob.
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Thanks for coming on.
54:17.489 --> 54:18.070
Yeah.
54:18.350 --> 54:18.670
Yeah.
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And I'm just like, thanks for being so patient.
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No.
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Yeah.
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I've been sitting on this entire hour.
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Yeah.
54:24.912 --> 54:25.673
No, sorry.
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It's okay.
54:26.613 --> 54:28.974
I was working on a jib jab while you guys were talking.
54:29.014 --> 54:31.295
And, uh, this one's pretty good.
54:32.195 --> 54:33.455
It's got Joe Biden in it.
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So it's pretty gutting.
54:35.656 --> 54:35.876
Okay.
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Crazy.
54:36.777 --> 54:37.197
All right.
54:37.217 --> 54:37.777
Joe Biden.
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Joe Biden singing.
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What did you say?
54:41.694 --> 54:42.434
Can you repeat that?
54:42.894 --> 54:43.615
Oh, yeah.
54:43.695 --> 54:44.796
I said, right, right.
54:44.816 --> 54:48.418
The jib jabs do take a long time to make by hand.
54:48.498 --> 54:50.620
It's about, you know how long Coraline took?
54:50.660 --> 54:51.701
It took about seven years.
54:51.721 --> 54:53.162
It takes me about seven years.
54:53.522 --> 54:55.964
Here's a jib jab about Joe Biden getting elected.
54:56.084 --> 54:56.504
Yeah.
54:56.524 --> 54:58.786
What if Joe Biden, can you imagine?
54:59.086 --> 55:00.707
Can you imagine Joe Biden was president?
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And he's singing, bye, bye, bye.
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But then I make him say, den, at the end of it.
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Bye, bye, bye.
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Bye, bye, bye.
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Bye, bye, bye.
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Den.
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Yeah.
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I'm doing this tonight.
55:14.377 --> 55:16.440
I'm probably going to win this election.
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This can't be right.
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It was stolen.
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I've got some bad news for you, Bob.
55:25.172 --> 55:25.693
Oh, no.
55:26.254 --> 55:26.734
Oh, God.
55:26.754 --> 55:26.975
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Back to, gotta delete that chip jab.
55:31.363 --> 55:33.165
Hillary lost.
55:34.166 --> 55:34.526
Oh, shit.
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Sorry to say.
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Oh, no.
55:37.048 --> 55:38.289
Yeah, I'm in 2016.
55:39.130 --> 55:39.550
Yeah.
55:39.671 --> 55:40.211
Who won?
55:40.231 --> 55:41.412
Joe Biden's just, yeah.
55:41.832 --> 55:42.813
Who won the election?
55:44.735 --> 55:46.657
Oh, the other guy.
55:48.038 --> 55:48.638
Oh, no.
55:48.738 --> 55:51.281
And he's, and he's here right now, folks.
55:51.321 --> 55:52.622
Oh, no, Mitt Romney?
55:53.302 --> 55:53.502
Yeah.
55:55.505 --> 55:56.926
Obama won a third time?
55:57.586 --> 55:58.907
I don't know if I...
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I wooshed.
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You wooshed?
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Hey.
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No, I wooshed.
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I wooshed.
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Oh, we're out?
56:03.809 --> 56:04.289
We're out.
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We're out.
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We gotta get through this.
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Bob, I'm... Tyler, stop doing your Bob from JibJab.
56:10.853 --> 56:11.553
Bob's gotta go home.
56:12.394 --> 56:12.974
All right.
56:13.254 --> 56:13.894
I shouldn't have brought...
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I've gotta animate me out.
56:15.415 --> 56:18.357
Oh, I've gotta animate you?
56:18.377 --> 56:20.177
Yeah.
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Fuck.
56:21.238 --> 56:24.860
I've been working on JibJab so long that I now talk like a JibJab.
56:25.455 --> 56:27.397
You are, yeah.
56:27.437 --> 56:30.080
You got bitter beer mouth.
56:32.723 --> 56:41.313
And so, yeah, so Peter tricks them to go down into the basement.
56:42.354 --> 56:43.035
I'm being bossed.
56:43.535 --> 56:47.017
Oh, we did miss a line.
56:47.197 --> 56:51.560
He says, well, there's a line where he goes, kids, it's all your favorite stuff.
56:52.240 --> 56:55.742
It's the favorite stuff you all wanted for Christmas in the basement.
56:56.403 --> 56:59.544
And they all say a thing, and Stewie goes, a dead Lois?
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Dead Lois, yeah.
57:01.706 --> 57:03.487
That's a very funny line.
57:04.555 --> 57:06.616
He brings it back a couple of times, I believe.
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And we get that joke repeated.
57:11.698 --> 57:12.358
Yeah.
57:12.398 --> 57:19.462
Here he asks if Hot Lois is pregnant and then doesn't follow up with, do you want to be?
57:19.622 --> 57:22.643
Which is how I would have followed that up.
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Instead, he does this.
57:25.624 --> 57:33.608
So he pushes her down the stairs, for those who are listening, which seems like abuse.
57:35.555 --> 57:36.356
She's putting that out there.
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I don't know.
57:37.096 --> 57:38.477
Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo.
57:39.077 --> 57:40.557
Yeah, yeah.
57:40.698 --> 57:43.499
No, no, the alarm is only for continuity errors.
57:43.759 --> 57:44.679
And I didn't see one.
57:45.239 --> 57:48.681
So no continuity errors in this episode.
57:48.741 --> 57:49.641
So yeah, they were bound.
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Facts me out.
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Well, here, yes.
57:52.363 --> 57:55.166
So this is one of the few time codes I wrote down.
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So, yeah, they're down in the basement.
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And, yep, we got Stewie is the only one wearing a helmet.
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And he says the following.
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Oh, dear me.
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Yes, yes.
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This is how I wanted to enter the new millennium.
58:10.361 --> 58:14.686
locked in a basement with imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong.
58:14.726 --> 58:15.447
Now, okay.
58:15.487 --> 58:20.272
Now, this is the moment where I thought we would be moving the needle along.
58:20.452 --> 58:29.943
Now, this is, that's interesting that I didn't pick up on the other one, but this one I was like, okay, well, you just look like, what's making the...
58:31.225 --> 58:44.526
a gay near limestone yeah what's making a gay there what's making a gay little man little man you want to fight stewie what's making it's going on little man yeah what's gay about that you just kind of look like
58:45.771 --> 58:48.494
You only look like, uh, well, no, no.
58:48.534 --> 58:51.278
I just mean like, you look like Neil Armstrong.
58:51.638 --> 58:55.302
Is it just that it's you inside of it that makes it a gay Neil Armstrong?
58:55.643 --> 58:58.206
That was the kind of the way he said it almost.
58:58.266 --> 58:58.827
You know what I mean?
58:58.887 --> 58:59.347
Whoa, dude.
58:59.407 --> 58:59.648
Yeah.
59:00.008 --> 59:02.611
Is that, uh, yeah.
59:03.332 --> 59:05.434
Also, I didn't notice until just now.
59:07.470 --> 59:23.117
gave gave gave gave gave gave me uh i um that's when you've caved to someone's pressure to go gay i gave to last night
59:27.140 --> 59:34.087
I also didn't notice that in the wide shot of the basement, there is so much.
59:34.107 --> 59:35.349
The wall of beer.
59:35.449 --> 59:36.630
The wall of beer.
59:36.650 --> 59:36.970
So much beer.
59:37.010 --> 59:37.851
I did not notice that.
59:37.871 --> 59:38.792
That's so funny.
59:38.812 --> 59:42.436
Yeah, there's a lot of freeze-dried food.
59:44.138 --> 59:47.262
He did, I mean, let's give him credit.
59:47.482 --> 59:48.223
He did prepare.
59:49.730 --> 59:51.212
And he probably would want that beer.
59:51.512 --> 59:52.493
And you know what?
59:54.094 --> 59:55.095
Calories are in there.
59:55.576 --> 59:55.996
It's not great.
59:58.556 --> 01:00:00.257
Use the space, but hey.
01:00:00.457 --> 01:00:02.278
I'd enjoy a beer after the apocalypse.
01:00:02.458 --> 01:00:04.859
I'd probably want one, yeah.
01:00:05.040 --> 01:00:11.883
So we get the countdown, and we get another.
01:00:11.903 --> 01:00:16.846
I mean, this is a lot of recurring bits.
01:00:17.206 --> 01:00:23.029
This was a, yeah, just a sweeping introduction to a lot of folks.
01:00:23.830 --> 01:00:25.931
Or at least get them all in before the new millennium.
01:00:26.411 --> 01:00:32.014
Yeah, so we get an introduction to Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa.
01:00:32.215 --> 01:00:33.515
Trisha, what can you tell us?
01:00:33.836 --> 01:00:40.059
Diane, Quahog's fabled alabaster clam is about to descend and usher in our new millennium.
01:00:40.239 --> 01:00:41.700
Great, yeah.
01:00:41.780 --> 01:00:44.042
So it's about to be countdown time.
01:00:45.622 --> 01:00:47.383
Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa.
01:00:47.403 --> 01:00:52.466
Calling her Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa every time was very funny.
01:00:53.147 --> 01:00:53.787
It is a...
01:00:56.272 --> 01:00:56.953
It is a funny bit.
01:00:57.393 --> 01:00:58.154
Yeah.
01:00:59.415 --> 01:01:01.056
And that's all I'll say about it.
01:01:01.377 --> 01:01:16.090
And so it hits 2000 and well, it looks like Peter was wrong until all the, yeah, they get a missile launch and.
01:01:16.551 --> 01:01:17.892
What's the white on those holes?
01:01:20.832 --> 01:01:23.553
I mean, I would imagine it's from the exhaust.
01:01:23.674 --> 01:01:26.095
Oh, no, it's snow that was on top of it.
01:01:26.335 --> 01:01:26.955
Oh, wait, no.
01:01:27.315 --> 01:01:27.516
No?
01:01:27.536 --> 01:01:28.436
Wait, yeah, what the hell?
01:01:29.977 --> 01:01:30.517
I guess it...
01:01:31.438 --> 01:01:31.798
I guess...
01:01:32.218 --> 01:01:33.098
Burn marks?
01:01:33.359 --> 01:01:33.679
Burn?
01:01:33.959 --> 01:01:34.439
Yeah.
01:01:34.699 --> 01:01:35.140
Hold on.
01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:41.023
This kind of looks like... Kind of looks like... One of the holes in Tyler's mattresses.
01:01:41.043 --> 01:01:43.584
Yeah, it looks like me after I gaved last night.
01:01:43.864 --> 01:01:44.024
Oh.
01:01:44.164 --> 01:01:44.364
Oh.
01:01:49.537 --> 01:01:53.402
Yeah, our traditional Jim Jabs doesn't want to hear that kind of talk.
01:01:54.563 --> 01:01:55.344
That's your butt.
01:01:55.965 --> 01:01:57.027
That's your mouth right there.
01:01:57.948 --> 01:01:58.929
My butt, my mouth.
01:02:00.692 --> 01:02:01.493
My butt, my mouth.
01:02:02.955 --> 01:02:04.337
My butt, my mouth.
01:02:05.072 --> 01:02:09.955
Um, and happy new year is what they're saying here.
01:02:10.155 --> 01:02:16.378
And, uh, the joke being that, oh, that, that, you know, that's just the missiles going off.
01:02:16.898 --> 01:02:18.799
Uh, that wasn't, Ooh.
01:02:19.199 --> 01:02:19.940
Oh, you know what?
01:02:20.320 --> 01:02:22.841
Look, we do have to sound the alarm.
01:02:22.861 --> 01:02:26.523
We're going to have to sound the alarm and I'll make sure to turn it down this time.
01:02:27.284 --> 01:02:28.864
Uh, where, what happened?
01:02:28.924 --> 01:02:29.305
Oh no.
01:02:29.345 --> 01:02:30.205
Did I delete it?
01:02:31.626 --> 01:02:33.327
Oh, where's my alarm?
01:02:33.947 --> 01:02:35.129
We I'll put it in post.
01:02:35.249 --> 01:02:42.258
We, uh, continuity error, at least from what I can see, because let's look at that.
01:02:42.338 --> 01:02:43.099
Why right there.
01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:44.461
We'll jacked up.
01:02:44.521 --> 01:02:44.821
Why?
01:02:46.220 --> 01:02:49.042
Actually, sir, each of those lights represents a missile launching by itself.
01:02:49.322 --> 01:02:50.422
The pattern is just a coincidence.
01:02:50.802 --> 01:02:52.003
And let's look at... Oh!
01:02:52.023 --> 01:02:53.584
What the hell just happened?
01:02:54.064 --> 01:02:54.284
Oh, my God.
01:02:54.304 --> 01:02:56.325
That is egregious.
01:02:56.405 --> 01:02:57.365
Dude, Seth.
01:02:58.206 --> 01:02:58.446
Seth!
01:02:58.466 --> 01:02:59.046
Handsome Seth.
01:02:59.266 --> 01:03:00.247
Oh, no, I fucked up.
01:03:00.287 --> 01:03:00.827
Oh, God.
01:03:01.127 --> 01:03:02.268
Oh, I fucked up so much.
01:03:02.828 --> 01:03:03.668
Change the episode.
01:03:04.309 --> 01:03:04.569
Yeah.
01:03:05.389 --> 01:03:08.711
I thought I could backtrack just a little bit.
01:03:08.811 --> 01:03:09.291
Wow.
01:03:09.591 --> 01:03:11.472
I mean, not even... Look at the Seth right there.
01:03:11.632 --> 01:03:11.932
Oof!
01:03:12.853 --> 01:03:13.333
Not even...
01:03:14.735 --> 01:03:16.998
How do you do that?
01:03:17.038 --> 01:03:19.120
How do you fuck that up that bad?
01:03:19.921 --> 01:03:21.043
Yeah, that's a bad fuck up.
01:03:21.724 --> 01:03:22.705
What the fuck?
01:03:22.865 --> 01:03:24.347
That's the whole joke.
01:03:24.387 --> 01:03:26.469
The joke is about the why.
01:03:26.730 --> 01:03:27.891
Yeah, the why being a fucky.
01:03:28.953 --> 01:03:29.954
Handsome Seth, we got you.
01:03:30.414 --> 01:03:32.497
Not so handsome now, are you, bud?
01:03:33.655 --> 01:03:34.336
Well, yeah, yes.
01:03:34.356 --> 01:03:34.996
Oh, okay.
01:03:35.237 --> 01:03:36.678
Yeah, it didn't affect how he looks at all.
01:03:37.379 --> 01:03:38.220
No, he's still handsome.
01:03:38.740 --> 01:03:39.401
Yeah.
01:03:39.421 --> 01:03:42.364
And we would love to have him on the podcast.
01:03:42.444 --> 01:03:50.373
Every time we call him out for a continuity error, like a new wrinkle appears on his face, he goes, Oh, I'm becoming less handsome.
01:03:51.554 --> 01:03:55.038
Seth, come on the podcast and do some stand-up as a dog.
01:03:56.236 --> 01:03:57.117
Ooh, okay.
01:03:57.137 --> 01:03:58.018
Not where I thought that was going.
01:03:58.038 --> 01:04:02.802
I thought you were going to say, we'll stop making you more wrinkled, but no.
01:04:03.582 --> 01:04:04.824
We'll just pimp you out.
01:04:04.904 --> 01:04:06.305
We'll pimp you out to do bits.
01:04:06.345 --> 01:04:07.406
Hey, be Brian.
01:04:07.426 --> 01:04:08.266
Hey, be Brian.
01:04:08.387 --> 01:04:08.987
Do Brian voice.
01:04:09.007 --> 01:04:09.768
Hey, Seth, be Brian.
01:04:10.975 --> 01:04:11.455
All right.
01:04:11.495 --> 01:04:13.896
No, but no, make him like a bitch.
01:04:13.936 --> 01:04:16.657
Like it was the first fucking episode or first fucking season.
01:04:16.837 --> 01:04:17.157
Yeah.
01:04:17.177 --> 01:04:17.937
Make him a do bitch.
01:04:17.957 --> 01:04:18.277
Brian.
01:04:18.297 --> 01:04:18.877
Do Brian.
01:04:18.917 --> 01:04:20.858
No, do good.
01:04:20.918 --> 01:04:21.158
Good.
01:04:21.218 --> 01:04:21.498
Brian.
01:04:21.518 --> 01:04:22.318
Do bitch.
01:04:22.919 --> 01:04:24.419
Hey, just bullying him.
01:04:24.879 --> 01:04:25.599
Brian right now.
01:04:25.619 --> 01:04:26.520
Can you tone it down?
01:04:26.680 --> 01:04:27.680
Can you be a little snarky?
01:04:28.760 --> 01:04:29.040
Yeah.
01:04:29.080 --> 01:04:30.401
Be a snarky ass little bitch.
01:04:32.121 --> 01:04:32.582
As Brian.
01:04:32.742 --> 01:04:33.242
That's right.
01:04:33.262 --> 01:04:34.862
Yeah.
01:04:34.882 --> 01:04:35.722
Um, yeah.
01:04:35.763 --> 01:04:38.103
So missiles are launching off.
01:04:38.323 --> 01:04:38.803
Oh yeah.
01:04:38.863 --> 01:04:38.983
Yeah.
01:04:39.023 --> 01:04:40.164
We got a little, um,
01:04:41.813 --> 01:04:44.334
Missile launch outside of the White House, it appears.
01:04:44.454 --> 01:04:48.256
And Bill Clinton's in office, of course.
01:04:49.217 --> 01:04:52.839
How do we feel about the Hillary Clinton tit squeeze?
01:04:55.560 --> 01:04:56.120
In this episode.
01:04:56.640 --> 01:04:58.862
I think in 1999, I would have laughed.
01:04:59.002 --> 01:05:03.064
But it's like in this political climate.
01:05:04.664 --> 01:05:05.825
What you do instead of laugh?
01:05:08.117 --> 01:05:08.938
Set my ass down.
01:05:09.018 --> 01:05:11.300
Yeah, that's what I called my mom.
01:05:11.360 --> 01:05:12.381
I said, I'm so sorry.
01:05:12.401 --> 01:05:16.425
I called all the women in my life and I apologized.
01:05:17.406 --> 01:05:18.427
Yeah, yeah.
01:05:21.610 --> 01:05:22.230
Anything else?
01:05:22.270 --> 01:05:23.211
Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:05:23.651 --> 01:05:24.412
Yeah, for sure.
01:05:24.592 --> 01:05:26.194
Oh, yeah, I respected all the women in my life.
01:05:27.591 --> 01:05:29.293
Oh, no, I... Nat.
01:05:30.073 --> 01:05:31.975
I fucking laughed my ass off at this shit.
01:05:33.076 --> 01:05:33.456
I did.
01:05:33.576 --> 01:05:35.017
I mean, I did write down that.
01:05:35.558 --> 01:05:36.098
It was funny.
01:05:36.118 --> 01:05:38.520
Bill Clinton squeezing Hillary's tit got me.
01:05:38.941 --> 01:05:39.561
Yeah, it was good.
01:05:39.741 --> 01:05:40.662
It got me, bro.
01:05:41.002 --> 01:05:41.983
If... Hey.
01:05:42.644 --> 01:05:42.944
Got me.
01:05:43.324 --> 01:05:43.965
If Hillary...
01:05:43.985 --> 01:05:47.368
If Bill Clinton squeezing Hillary's tit don't got me...
01:05:48.848 --> 01:05:49.808
Who got me?
01:05:49.928 --> 01:05:51.469
I know bitch-ass Brian does.
01:05:52.069 --> 01:05:55.330
If nobody got me, I know Bill Clinton.
01:05:55.510 --> 01:05:58.071
Phil Clinton got me.
01:05:58.251 --> 01:05:59.732
And that was that merch.
01:06:00.232 --> 01:06:01.453
Can we make that merch?
01:06:01.473 --> 01:06:08.055
A very specific joke for an early episode of Family Guy.
01:06:08.075 --> 01:06:08.895
A classic.
01:06:09.156 --> 01:06:09.976
A classic.
01:06:10.296 --> 01:06:11.276
It's a classic.
01:06:11.536 --> 01:06:12.637
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
01:06:13.377 --> 01:06:17.419
It was at this point, or maybe the next.
01:06:19.402 --> 01:06:39.279
10 seconds within the next 10 seconds i wrote uh gags are over the top yeah it was a gag yeah this is this was i said i said i lost my reflex there were so many gags in this one that's what you wrote oh you did okay i did i wrote that and i i literally wrote that i said
01:06:40.960 --> 01:06:41.541
What did I write?
01:06:41.681 --> 01:06:42.521
Lost my reflex.
01:06:42.541 --> 01:06:43.562
There's so many gags.
01:06:43.642 --> 01:06:44.343
That's what I said.
01:06:44.363 --> 01:06:45.844
Oh, okay.
01:06:46.084 --> 01:06:46.344
Wow.
01:06:46.824 --> 01:06:47.905
Being funny in my notes.
01:06:48.966 --> 01:06:51.948
Yeah, you gotta have a little fun.
01:06:52.028 --> 01:06:54.449
So yeah, Peter was right.
01:06:54.550 --> 01:06:57.892
The world ends, basically.
01:06:57.912 --> 01:06:59.033
And the Griffins are...
01:07:00.340 --> 01:07:02.804
some of the few survivors by all accounts.
01:07:02.824 --> 01:07:07.452
Total gag they did with Meg's hat.
01:07:07.792 --> 01:07:08.093
Yeah.
01:07:08.333 --> 01:07:08.994
I love Chris's hat.
01:07:09.034 --> 01:07:09.815
It's missing too.
01:07:09.835 --> 01:07:10.617
That's so funny.
01:07:14.157 --> 01:07:14.617
Yeah.
01:07:14.838 --> 01:07:15.718
Oh, yeah.
01:07:16.559 --> 01:07:17.299
Oh, no.
01:07:17.459 --> 01:07:18.680
I thought I could zoom.
01:07:18.700 --> 01:07:23.223
I thought I could zoom in, but it does not appear I could.
01:07:24.183 --> 01:07:27.025
But, yeah, I was trying to zoom in on that hat.
01:07:27.405 --> 01:07:28.546
Hey, Lois, you remember?
01:07:28.566 --> 01:07:29.246
We get a little zoom.
01:07:29.266 --> 01:07:31.888
Yeah, they both had just the tops blown off of them.
01:07:32.748 --> 01:07:40.790
And yet Peter's tummy is, yeah, it's very, not a lot of consistency with what's been scalded off of them.
01:07:40.970 --> 01:07:48.092
But yeah, lots of bragging from Peter.
01:07:48.473 --> 01:07:52.794
And then we get Quagland or Clevemeyer.
01:07:52.914 --> 01:07:54.034
Which one did you guys prefer?
01:07:54.054 --> 01:07:56.255
Are you a Clevemeyer guy or a Quagland?
01:07:56.295 --> 01:07:56.735
I'm a Clevemeyer.
01:07:58.404 --> 01:07:59.364
I liked Quagland.
01:07:59.645 --> 01:08:03.907
I thought I was a Clevemeyer, but Quagland is fun to me.
01:08:04.367 --> 01:08:05.447
So I called him Quagland.
01:08:06.308 --> 01:08:11.770
Because it's, I mean, you see Quagmeyer first if you're looking at, if you're left to right.
01:08:12.491 --> 01:08:15.732
But Cleveland is more, Cleveland's more in control.
01:08:15.752 --> 01:08:16.613
You know what I mean?
01:08:16.633 --> 01:08:19.294
You get all of Cleveland and only a little bit of Quagmeyer.
01:08:19.554 --> 01:08:20.194
You only get half of it.
01:08:20.214 --> 01:08:21.315
Yeah, but.
01:08:23.178 --> 01:08:28.700
ignoring the fact that they're connected to one another, if one of them's the top and one of them's the bottom, I mean.
01:08:29.740 --> 01:08:30.600
Quagmire's on top.
01:08:31.541 --> 01:08:31.741
Yeah.
01:08:32.081 --> 01:08:33.101
So Quagland.
01:08:33.861 --> 01:08:34.902
That's what I'm saying.
01:08:35.082 --> 01:08:35.922
Quag comes first.
01:08:36.082 --> 01:08:37.342
Quag's definitely going to come.
01:08:37.743 --> 01:08:38.863
Quag's going to come first.
01:08:39.063 --> 01:08:39.943
Quag's coming first.
01:08:40.123 --> 01:08:40.363
Yeah.
01:08:40.763 --> 01:08:41.044
Yeah.
01:08:41.084 --> 01:08:41.704
So Quagland.
01:08:42.244 --> 01:08:42.504
Okay.
01:08:43.525 --> 01:08:44.866
That's my, that's my watch.
01:08:45.126 --> 01:08:45.646
All right.
01:08:45.666 --> 01:08:46.727
We'll call him Quagland.
01:08:46.927 --> 01:08:47.627
I want you over.
01:08:47.687 --> 01:08:48.347
I want, all right.
01:08:48.367 --> 01:08:50.489
So Quagland here comes on over.
01:08:50.529 --> 01:08:53.650
They survived and they're fused together, but they're all out of food.
01:08:53.990 --> 01:08:55.071
Everybody's out of food.
01:08:56.071 --> 01:08:56.952
Peter has eaten.
01:08:56.972 --> 01:08:58.753
This, I love this bit.
01:08:58.833 --> 01:08:59.173
Oh, yeah.
01:08:59.573 --> 01:09:00.053
I did.
01:09:00.193 --> 01:09:00.554
Okay.
01:09:00.574 --> 01:09:00.754
Yeah.
01:09:00.774 --> 01:09:01.814
What was the setup for this?
01:09:01.834 --> 01:09:03.995
All the ways we've wasted food in the past.
01:09:04.055 --> 01:09:04.255
Yeah.
01:09:04.295 --> 01:09:04.836
That's right.
01:09:04.896 --> 01:09:06.236
All the ways they've wasted food.
01:09:07.497 --> 01:09:09.378
of all the food we've wasted in this house.
01:09:09.398 --> 01:09:09.898
That's right.
01:09:11.178 --> 01:09:17.580
And so Peter's trying to feed Tom Selleck on a CRT television set.
01:09:17.760 --> 01:09:19.941
Trying to steal Tom Selleck's food.
01:09:19.961 --> 01:09:20.721
No!
01:09:21.521 --> 01:09:21.781
No!
01:09:22.682 --> 01:09:23.722
You've had yours.
01:09:24.162 --> 01:09:24.822
Yeah.
01:09:24.982 --> 01:09:33.545
And there's, yeah, I remember, I don't, there's certain, yeah, this is a mentad episode for me for sure where I've just, that, you've had yours.
01:09:33.645 --> 01:09:36.286
That part burned in my brain for some reason.
01:09:36.600 --> 01:09:42.945
There's a lot of lines in this episode that I realized, like, I was like, have become vocal stems for me.
01:09:43.065 --> 01:09:45.187
Like things I've just like, I'll say to myself.
01:09:45.227 --> 01:09:46.888
And I was like, like watching this episode.
01:09:46.928 --> 01:09:47.749
I was like, wait a minute.
01:09:47.769 --> 01:09:52.773
This is from fucking episode three of season two of Family Guy.
01:09:52.873 --> 01:09:54.795
I've been saying this to myself for forever.
01:09:55.135 --> 01:09:56.736
It's stimming out.
01:09:56.856 --> 01:09:58.017
Yeah, I'm stimming like crazy.
01:09:58.037 --> 01:09:59.739
I've been saying this this whole millennium.
01:10:02.202 --> 01:10:28.464
quoting this for fucking 27 years jesus christ yeah so yeah this is one of those moments iconic iconic him trying to feed a television set uh beans um this tv what's the i'm not gonna quote that tweet but the guy you were bringing beans into the movie theater and we all know what i'm referencing you guys remember tweets you
01:10:28.997 --> 01:10:32.080
You remember tweets about beans?
01:10:32.120 --> 01:10:36.744
So, yeah, he's in Tom Selleck loves those beans.
01:10:37.204 --> 01:10:37.564
Oh, yes.
01:10:37.884 --> 01:10:39.566
This is what I was going to get to.
01:10:39.906 --> 01:10:44.890
Peter has taken the freeze dried food, the dehydrated food that we saw earlier.
01:10:44.910 --> 01:10:47.573
And he's eating a whole year's worth.
01:10:47.773 --> 01:10:50.755
And I bet you if I press play, that's exactly what Lois is going to say.
01:10:50.775 --> 01:10:51.936
What are you doing?
01:10:52.256 --> 01:10:53.798
You just ate a year's worth of food.
01:10:53.818 --> 01:10:54.118
Yes.
01:10:54.198 --> 01:10:54.779
And I was right.
01:10:54.799 --> 01:10:55.519
You're wasting money.
01:10:55.639 --> 01:10:56.360
I'm still hungry.
01:10:57.477 --> 01:10:58.818
Oh, and then he drinks a bit of water.
01:10:58.958 --> 01:11:00.559
And unfortunately... Everyone leave.
01:11:00.880 --> 01:11:02.101
I have to poop.
01:11:02.901 --> 01:11:03.081
Ow!
01:11:03.181 --> 01:11:05.223
Yeah, he gets very angry with them.
01:11:05.243 --> 01:11:10.147
And now he's turned into a big ball, like a Willy Wonka character.
01:11:10.187 --> 01:11:10.847
Veruca Salt.
01:11:11.427 --> 01:11:12.588
Veruca Salt, that's right.
01:11:12.608 --> 01:11:14.109
Yeah, Veruca Salt.
01:11:14.210 --> 01:11:14.630
I don't know.
01:11:14.650 --> 01:11:15.731
Yeah, I don't know the names.
01:11:16.972 --> 01:11:22.236
You're a huge Veruca... You've been a fan of Veruca Salt since way back, right?
01:11:22.576 --> 01:11:24.057
I've been a Wonk my whole life.
01:11:24.497 --> 01:11:26.599
The Wonk.
01:11:27.677 --> 01:11:29.478
No, I'm not a wonk like a political wonk.
01:11:29.538 --> 01:11:31.639
I'm a wonk like I love Willy Wonka.
01:11:31.659 --> 01:11:32.079
Willy Wonka.
01:11:33.339 --> 01:11:34.900
This guy's such a wonk.
01:11:35.240 --> 01:11:35.800
I'm a wonk.
01:11:35.960 --> 01:11:37.341
I'm a doll dude.
01:11:37.401 --> 01:11:38.561
Whatever you want to call me.
01:11:40.742 --> 01:11:41.743
Okay, they are a band.
01:11:41.783 --> 01:11:43.403
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:43.423 --> 01:11:43.984
The Wonks?
01:11:44.824 --> 01:11:45.084
Oh, no.
01:11:45.104 --> 01:11:45.784
Veruca Salt.
01:11:46.905 --> 01:11:47.425
Yeah.
01:11:47.765 --> 01:11:48.525
I forgot about that.
01:11:49.226 --> 01:11:49.846
I made that.
01:11:50.086 --> 01:11:51.567
I said that because it sounded.
01:11:51.587 --> 01:11:51.867
I was like.
01:11:52.618 --> 01:11:55.641
I made the joke without... Did I get that mixed up with the band?
01:11:56.622 --> 01:11:59.844
No, Veruca Salt is the Wonka lady.
01:12:01.366 --> 01:12:01.806
Right?
01:12:01.846 --> 01:12:03.487
Veruca Beauregard or something?
01:12:03.688 --> 01:12:04.128
Is that...
01:12:05.649 --> 01:12:05.890
Wait.
01:12:07.131 --> 01:12:07.791
No, that's right.
01:12:08.071 --> 01:12:08.632
Yeah, you were right.
01:12:08.712 --> 01:12:12.015
Veruca Salt, yeah, the band is named after the character.
01:12:14.786 --> 01:12:14.946
Yeah.
01:12:15.806 --> 01:12:19.187
But I forgot there was actually a band called Veruca Salt.
01:12:19.547 --> 01:12:20.827
And I was like, that sounds like a band name.
01:12:21.328 --> 01:12:22.268
But then it was a band name.
01:12:22.728 --> 01:12:26.449
So now I just sounded stupid.
01:12:26.769 --> 01:12:27.289
Hey, guys.
01:12:27.549 --> 01:12:28.369
It's me, Bob.
01:12:28.449 --> 01:12:29.089
Oh, hey, Bob.
01:12:29.109 --> 01:12:29.449
Sorry.
01:12:29.469 --> 01:12:33.330
I just made a jib jab making fun of the newest Wonka movie.
01:12:34.891 --> 01:12:37.551
Oh, the one that...
01:12:37.571 --> 01:12:38.572
Which one do you think that is?
01:12:38.612 --> 01:12:39.772
It's with Johnny Depp.
01:12:40.372 --> 01:12:40.892
Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:12:40.952 --> 01:12:41.852
There's been another.
01:12:42.492 --> 01:12:43.473
There's been another.
01:12:44.933 --> 01:12:45.774
Oh my God.
01:12:46.354 --> 01:12:49.837
Are you familiar with Timothy Chalamet?
01:12:52.419 --> 01:12:55.000
In your time, he'd be about one years old.
01:12:55.241 --> 01:12:56.561
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:57.002 --> 01:12:57.602
You know that baby?
01:12:57.682 --> 01:12:58.503
Yeah, the baby?
01:12:58.583 --> 01:12:59.123
The baby?
01:12:59.143 --> 01:13:00.604
You're talking about the baby.
01:13:01.105 --> 01:13:01.985
I'm talking about that baby.
01:13:02.005 --> 01:13:02.966
Little baby Timmy.
01:13:03.026 --> 01:13:03.767
Little baby Timmy?
01:13:03.807 --> 01:13:04.347
Baby Timmy.
01:13:04.647 --> 01:13:05.588
Baby Timmy, yeah.
01:13:05.828 --> 01:13:07.249
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
01:13:07.309 --> 01:13:10.311
I know his parents love Jib Jabs.
01:13:10.612 --> 01:13:12.513
How is he playing Wonka when he's just a baby?
01:13:14.903 --> 01:13:16.184
Have you seen Muppets Babies?
01:13:16.284 --> 01:13:18.265
He's like that.
01:13:18.845 --> 01:13:22.206
Oh, he's like, he can talk and stuff even though he's like one.
01:13:22.266 --> 01:13:25.968
He's like in a diaper walking around playing Baby Wonka.
01:13:25.988 --> 01:13:27.428
Precocious little actor.
01:13:27.808 --> 01:13:29.649
Okay, good.
01:13:29.969 --> 01:13:32.910
Precocious.
01:13:33.010 --> 01:13:35.611
At least he's precocious as shit, that kid.
01:13:36.191 --> 01:13:37.552
I'm glad he's still one.
01:13:41.673 --> 01:14:08.729
he's not a full adult right please please tell me I'm still trying to wrap my head around how time works for you so I go into my basement and I just don't look at the clock and I just work on the jib jab until it's done and I hope to god it's only been a couple hours and not maybe years Bob I'm gonna go
01:14:10.204 --> 01:14:11.645
recommend you get checked out for ADHD.
01:14:13.666 --> 01:14:16.567
I have experience with time blindness.
01:14:16.587 --> 01:14:18.027
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:18.107 --> 01:14:20.308
I think maybe, yeah, go check that out.
01:14:20.468 --> 01:14:21.709
Oh, yeah, you haven't heard of this.
01:14:21.829 --> 01:14:24.030
That explains why my wife looks so old.
01:14:24.610 --> 01:14:25.851
Oh, you might know it as ADD.
01:14:27.206 --> 01:14:27.587
Oh, okay.
01:14:27.667 --> 01:14:28.768
Oh, it's the fake thing.
01:14:28.908 --> 01:14:30.891
It's the fake thing the liberals made up, right?
01:14:31.892 --> 01:14:32.934
Uh, oh, no.
01:14:33.234 --> 01:14:34.035
Okay.
01:14:35.277 --> 01:14:35.677
No.
01:14:35.697 --> 01:14:38.361
All right, Bob, well, we got to... We're an hour 20 into this.
01:14:38.561 --> 01:14:40.304
All right, we're going to do that.
01:14:40.364 --> 01:14:41.585
All right, see you later, Bob.
01:14:43.234 --> 01:14:43.594
So yeah.
01:14:44.334 --> 01:14:46.615
Bob just will not let us get through this episode.
01:14:46.635 --> 01:14:50.457
Yeah, Bob really, yeah, keeps derailing us.
01:14:51.097 --> 01:14:53.438
So we get the return of Brian's horrible beard.
01:14:54.378 --> 01:14:54.919
Yeah.
01:14:54.999 --> 01:14:56.179
Upsetting fucking.
01:14:56.199 --> 01:14:57.279
I hate seeing that every time.
01:14:58.900 --> 01:15:04.142
I couldn't tell if I'm just a little more used to it or if they did a slight redesign.
01:15:04.242 --> 01:15:06.123
Like, did it always, where did.
01:15:06.463 --> 01:15:08.044
I kind of wish it went to his nose.
01:15:08.664 --> 01:15:10.465
Yeah, that's what I'm looking at.
01:15:10.865 --> 01:15:11.165
Wait.
01:15:12.338 --> 01:15:13.840
Because your beard goes all the way up to your nose.
01:15:14.081 --> 01:15:14.922
Yeah, mine's up here.
01:15:15.242 --> 01:15:17.786
Well, yeah, it depends on the angle up here.
01:15:18.407 --> 01:15:19.769
He's got the Amish thing going on.
01:15:19.829 --> 01:15:21.051
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:21.091 --> 01:15:21.472
It's like...
01:15:22.419 --> 01:15:24.100
But then certain angles.
01:15:24.540 --> 01:15:24.840
Wait.
01:15:24.860 --> 01:15:25.420
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:25.520 --> 01:15:26.100
Certain angles.
01:15:26.420 --> 01:15:27.501
Oh, God.
01:15:27.741 --> 01:15:29.181
Oh, I remember what the scene is.
01:15:29.221 --> 01:15:29.501
Yeah.
01:15:29.541 --> 01:15:34.283
So they stumble across the news station and wander on inside.
01:15:34.303 --> 01:15:35.243
They smell something.
01:15:36.224 --> 01:15:37.804
Oh, yeah.
01:15:37.844 --> 01:15:39.125
Can I cook or what?
01:15:39.165 --> 01:15:39.965
Some delicious.
01:15:40.025 --> 01:15:40.605
What?
01:15:40.805 --> 01:15:42.686
I guess we should be eating her with chopsticks.
01:15:43.406 --> 01:15:44.567
Oh, my God.
01:15:45.187 --> 01:15:47.828
They're eating Asian reporter Trisha Taganoa.
01:15:48.428 --> 01:15:48.808
Crazy.
01:15:48.828 --> 01:15:50.729
It's just going to be hungry again in an hour.
01:15:51.549 --> 01:15:53.431
So what'd you guys think about that joke?
01:15:56.493 --> 01:15:56.913
I laughed.
01:15:57.854 --> 01:15:58.234
You did?
01:15:58.415 --> 01:15:58.755
Okay.
01:15:58.955 --> 01:15:59.455
I'll admit it.
01:15:59.555 --> 01:15:59.956
Interesting.
01:16:00.496 --> 01:16:01.237
Colin and Jule laughed?
01:16:03.118 --> 01:16:03.238
Yeah.
01:16:03.258 --> 01:16:07.862
About them eating Asian-reported Turkish trisha takanawa?
01:16:09.780 --> 01:16:11.722
Us coming to grips with our racism.
01:16:12.923 --> 01:16:23.833
I was going to say, I mean, this is one of my, I didn't know how many at the time there would be, but this was one of my contenders for oof of the ep.
01:16:26.924 --> 01:16:28.405
the eating the report.
01:16:28.445 --> 01:16:30.167
Oh, oof of the app.
01:16:30.187 --> 01:16:31.068
Gave me an oof.
01:16:32.109 --> 01:16:34.711
I gave it a little oof.
01:16:35.311 --> 01:16:37.433
Yeah, it was a bit of an app for me.
01:16:37.773 --> 01:16:40.175
Yeah, it was very hack.
01:16:40.235 --> 01:16:41.296
It felt very hack.
01:16:41.637 --> 01:16:42.838
It was very hack and oof.
01:16:43.298 --> 01:16:46.641
It was like a guy role sort of laugh for me.
01:16:47.261 --> 01:16:48.402
Okay.
01:16:48.503 --> 01:16:48.943
You gave it...
01:16:49.703 --> 01:16:52.025
Okay, you gave it a bit of grace.
01:16:53.746 --> 01:16:55.047
Oh, family guy.
01:16:55.067 --> 01:16:57.609
Yeah, it was like my grandpa making a joke a little bit.
01:16:57.649 --> 01:17:00.271
You know, it's like, aw, you're so old.
01:17:01.912 --> 01:17:03.153
Oh, okay, you thought it was cute.
01:17:03.553 --> 01:17:03.953
Okay.
01:17:04.574 --> 01:17:05.695
I wouldn't say cute.
01:17:05.715 --> 01:17:06.055
Interesting.
01:17:06.375 --> 01:17:07.316
I gave it an oof.
01:17:07.596 --> 01:17:08.537
I gave it a big oof.
01:17:09.678 --> 01:17:11.659
Well, hey, I'm just...
01:17:11.699 --> 01:17:12.940
I never said it was cute.
01:17:13.160 --> 01:17:13.581
You said aw.
01:17:14.541 --> 01:17:14.841
Hmm.
01:17:16.062 --> 01:17:16.823
When do you say aw?
01:17:17.163 --> 01:17:18.164
Usually when something's cute.
01:17:19.413 --> 01:17:24.217
So moving on, the Griffins leave the house to go find food.
01:17:24.997 --> 01:17:35.224
And specifically because Peter believes that Twinkies would have survived.
01:17:35.284 --> 01:17:36.705
The Twinkie factory.
01:17:36.825 --> 01:17:39.487
Gosh, I went so far back.
01:17:41.222 --> 01:17:46.869
Yeah, he remembers an A&E biography that he watched.
01:17:47.870 --> 01:17:51.595
Oh, he also kills...
01:17:51.875 --> 01:17:54.398
When he shoots the tree, it's very funny.
01:17:54.478 --> 01:17:55.800
I'll take care of Woody, son.
01:17:55.840 --> 01:17:59.084
Yeah, they don't want to bring his nice plant.
01:17:59.825 --> 01:18:00.125
Let's go.
01:18:01.246 --> 01:18:05.408
And so he, now Tyler appears to have loved this.
01:18:05.488 --> 01:18:08.810
So he kills the tree like, like it's old.
01:18:09.010 --> 01:18:11.371
I said I'm stupid, but then I laughed when I watched it again.
01:18:11.391 --> 01:18:12.692
Oh, interesting.
01:18:13.072 --> 01:18:13.972
Just now or?
01:18:14.132 --> 01:18:14.652
Just now.
01:18:15.193 --> 01:18:15.573
Just now.
01:18:15.653 --> 01:18:16.073
Yeah.
01:18:16.213 --> 01:18:16.613
You laughed.
01:18:16.713 --> 01:18:17.114
I didn't laugh.
01:18:17.134 --> 01:18:19.975
I thought it was very funny, but.
01:18:20.415 --> 01:18:21.416
Like to be clear, I didn't laugh.
01:18:22.336 --> 01:18:24.537
Okay.
01:18:24.577 --> 01:18:29.539
Well, if we're clarifying whether we laughed or not, I didn't.
01:18:29.800 --> 01:18:30.180
Either time.
01:18:31.260 --> 01:18:31.540
Yeah.
01:18:31.780 --> 01:18:34.561
So Peter remembers.
01:18:35.061 --> 01:18:39.023
Well, he assumes that Twinkies would survive this.
01:18:39.363 --> 01:18:43.044
And then he remembers a biography.
01:18:44.144 --> 01:18:44.524
I have no.
01:18:45.044 --> 01:18:53.087
Oh, I'm going to pause right here because I want to go back just slightly because I want to remember what his justification is for this.
01:18:54.207 --> 01:18:56.408
Holocaust cockroaches and Twinkies.
01:18:56.428 --> 01:18:56.709
Yes.
01:18:56.789 --> 01:18:58.470
And there's a Twinkie factory in Natick.
01:18:58.490 --> 01:19:00.711
There's a Twinkie factory in Natick, but.
01:19:01.251 --> 01:19:01.952
Winkies.
01:19:02.132 --> 01:19:04.574
Yeah, I saw a story about them on A&E.
01:19:04.834 --> 01:19:05.194
Okay.
01:19:05.374 --> 01:19:05.654
All right.
01:19:05.994 --> 01:19:10.157
So he's not saying he knows about the factory in Natick because of this.
01:19:10.737 --> 01:19:12.679
He just knows about Twinkies.
01:19:13.199 --> 01:19:17.782
He knows about Twinkies because of this biography he's seeing as an adult.
01:19:18.818 --> 01:19:19.018
Yes.
01:19:19.198 --> 01:19:21.640
This guy's never heard of Twinkies before this.
01:19:22.561 --> 01:19:26.424
This lard ass has never heard about Twinkies.
01:19:26.444 --> 01:19:27.705
This is a continuity error.
01:19:27.825 --> 01:19:28.205
Yeah.
01:19:28.385 --> 01:19:30.667
This guy's eating fucking Twinkies for sure.
01:19:30.687 --> 01:19:32.429
This guy's never heard about Twinkies since birth.
01:19:32.529 --> 01:19:32.929
Come on, dude.
01:19:32.949 --> 01:19:34.090
This fucking guy knows Twinkies.
01:19:34.810 --> 01:19:35.331
Come on.
01:19:36.712 --> 01:19:37.112
So we get.
01:19:37.132 --> 01:19:37.553
Twinkie the kid.
01:19:38.353 --> 01:19:39.413
Twinkie the kid.
01:19:40.294 --> 01:19:48.296
So we're seeing Twinkie's parents, Sheila and Greg, talking about their son.
01:19:48.656 --> 01:19:51.657
Yeah, and that's, you know, why we got him the lasso.
01:19:51.677 --> 01:19:59.159
Yeah, so then we see some home video footage of a Twinkie dressed as Wonder Woman with the lasso trying to get his dog.
01:19:59.179 --> 01:20:00.859
He loved that lasso.
01:20:01.099 --> 01:20:06.161
Not as much as the baton, but we put a stop to the baton.
01:20:06.541 --> 01:20:06.861
He was...
01:20:07.620 --> 01:20:17.369
He was different enough, you know, I, I wrote down and I still feel this way.
01:20:17.389 --> 01:20:19.791
I don't understand this bit.
01:20:21.172 --> 01:20:22.674
I don't know.
01:20:24.315 --> 01:20:25.957
I never seen the kid before.
01:20:28.019 --> 01:20:28.259
What?
01:20:29.079 --> 01:20:32.743
You've never seen that little Twinkie, the cowboy Twinkie character before.
01:20:33.904 --> 01:20:34.344
Oh, I guess.
01:20:34.424 --> 01:20:35.084
No, I haven't.
01:20:35.745 --> 01:20:36.565
Oh, okay.
01:20:36.585 --> 01:20:37.645
So this is a reference.
01:20:38.025 --> 01:20:38.345
Okay.
01:20:38.625 --> 01:20:39.326
I don't get the reference.
01:20:39.366 --> 01:20:39.506
Yeah.
01:20:39.526 --> 01:20:40.226
He's a mascot.
01:20:40.246 --> 01:20:43.007
He's the mascot, I think, for Twinkies back in the day.
01:20:45.227 --> 01:20:46.548
Oh, I didn't know this.
01:20:47.068 --> 01:20:47.428
Okay.
01:20:48.068 --> 01:20:50.449
Now, now I understand.
01:20:50.549 --> 01:20:50.869
Okay.
01:20:51.937 --> 01:20:52.418
Now I get it.
01:20:53.298 --> 01:20:54.139
Okay, I get it now.
01:20:54.159 --> 01:20:54.580
Skinny guy.
01:20:55.060 --> 01:20:55.520
Skinny guy.
01:20:55.541 --> 01:20:55.841
We did it.
01:20:55.861 --> 01:20:58.784
We figured out a reference in one of these episodes.
01:20:58.804 --> 01:20:59.745
We figured it out.
01:20:59.845 --> 01:21:00.966
We worked together.
01:21:01.566 --> 01:21:01.907
Yeah.
01:21:02.247 --> 01:21:04.309
I think we usually figure them out.
01:21:04.890 --> 01:21:06.631
It's rare when none of us know.
01:21:06.651 --> 01:21:08.553
But yeah, this one I did not understand.
01:21:08.573 --> 01:21:09.434
I was still thinking about that one.
01:21:09.454 --> 01:21:11.576
That was like the long car coming in and exploding.
01:21:11.596 --> 01:21:12.417
And we're like, what?
01:21:12.817 --> 01:21:13.257
What was that?
01:21:14.297 --> 01:21:14.918
Oh, yeah.
01:21:14.938 --> 01:21:15.478
The wagon.
01:21:15.838 --> 01:21:16.458
The little wagon.
01:21:16.478 --> 01:21:17.378
Indian in the cupboard.
01:21:17.979 --> 01:21:19.579
We assume it was Indian in the cupboard.
01:21:19.619 --> 01:21:21.680
Did anyone, or Native American?
01:21:21.740 --> 01:21:22.240
Oh, yeah.
01:21:22.440 --> 01:21:23.260
Check your emails.
01:21:23.340 --> 01:21:26.241
Anybody let us know at feedback at familyguyguys.com.
01:21:26.281 --> 01:21:26.721
Yeah.
01:21:26.761 --> 01:21:28.501
Have we gotten any emails?
01:21:29.442 --> 01:21:29.822
No.
01:21:29.862 --> 01:21:30.142
Yeah.
01:21:30.182 --> 01:21:30.422
Lots.
01:21:30.562 --> 01:21:31.222
Actually, yeah.
01:21:31.322 --> 01:21:31.542
Oh, yeah.
01:21:31.622 --> 01:21:31.762
Yeah.
01:21:31.782 --> 01:21:32.903
We're getting emails all the time.
01:21:32.923 --> 01:21:33.743
You should be one of them.
01:21:33.763 --> 01:21:34.143
Oh, yeah.
01:21:34.383 --> 01:21:36.544
Oh, slow it down, everybody, with all the emails.
01:21:36.564 --> 01:21:38.844
A lot of them about just how handsome we are, right?
01:21:38.984 --> 01:21:39.505
That's why.
01:21:39.565 --> 01:21:40.905
They're just getting buried under.
01:21:41.245 --> 01:21:43.667
Just to watch from your mom about how handsome Jason is.
01:21:44.367 --> 01:21:44.788
Yeah.
01:21:45.248 --> 01:21:45.588
Yeah.
01:21:45.889 --> 01:21:48.431
It's just my mom going, by the way, you looked really handsome.
01:21:48.651 --> 01:21:49.211
Just watch him.
01:21:49.271 --> 01:21:50.973
Looking good again this episode.
01:21:50.993 --> 01:21:51.993
Just watch the episode.
01:21:52.013 --> 01:21:52.974
Looking good.
01:21:54.295 --> 01:21:56.397
And thank you so much for your emails, Mrs. Simpson.
01:21:56.437 --> 01:21:57.337
I really appreciate it.
01:21:57.558 --> 01:21:58.518
Anything about me?
01:22:00.200 --> 01:22:00.420
Yeah.
01:22:00.864 --> 01:22:01.324
Moving on.
01:22:01.404 --> 01:22:02.565
So let's see.
01:22:03.226 --> 01:22:17.537
Uh, yeah, I didn't, I, yeah, well, even without understanding the bit there, uh, I did laugh, uh, mostly for the little, I think it was just the, the rhythm of that, that they played it very well.
01:22:17.677 --> 01:22:18.518
They did a really good job.
01:22:18.578 --> 01:22:20.279
They took their time with that one.
01:22:20.319 --> 01:22:21.080
That was a gag.
01:22:21.140 --> 01:22:21.560
I did.
01:22:21.840 --> 01:22:22.581
I did enjoy.
01:22:22.601 --> 01:22:26.264
Um, uh, yeah.
01:22:26.404 --> 01:22:27.765
Thoughts, thoughts, anything.
01:22:29.008 --> 01:22:34.371
Yeah, it's kind of similar to when the deer gets in the car accident with a deer.
01:22:34.571 --> 01:22:37.113
Just how real they play it.
01:22:38.633 --> 01:22:45.337
These two very normie people just talking about their twinkie son.
01:22:46.298 --> 01:22:47.138
The band.
01:22:47.398 --> 01:22:48.339
The canes.
01:22:48.719 --> 01:22:50.680
Yeah.
01:22:51.260 --> 01:22:54.322
And I think allowing themselves to sit in it for a while.
01:22:56.337 --> 01:22:58.859
They committed to like a lot of their gags.
01:22:58.899 --> 01:23:02.642
They just like in this episode, just full commitment felt like.
01:23:04.063 --> 01:23:04.283
Yeah.
01:23:05.144 --> 01:23:05.404
Yeah.
01:23:05.464 --> 01:23:08.827
I mean, they got, yeah, they're going, they're really going for it.
01:23:09.067 --> 01:23:09.387
Yeah.
01:23:09.647 --> 01:23:14.371
So the Griffins are going to this factory.
01:23:14.431 --> 01:23:16.433
We see that Joe has been.
01:23:17.892 --> 01:23:20.014
Is in the ground.
01:23:20.494 --> 01:23:21.555
In the concrete.
01:23:21.915 --> 01:23:22.816
In the concrete.
01:23:24.117 --> 01:23:24.598
And...
01:23:24.798 --> 01:23:27.040
This is another one that I remembered, wasn't it?
01:23:27.961 --> 01:23:29.362
I must have seen this episode.
01:23:29.382 --> 01:23:32.484
There were gags I remembered from it.
01:23:32.725 --> 01:23:34.967
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:23:34.987 --> 01:23:43.414
So they leave a bunch of normal-sized rat traps for Joe to protect him from rodents, but unfortunately a big, big giant...
01:23:43.434 --> 01:23:43.794
GUNSHOT
01:23:44.935 --> 01:23:49.737
tiger size shows up and he's ready to, ready to fight.
01:23:49.877 --> 01:23:54.960
So, um, yeah, that really sold that sold that gag for me.
01:23:55.160 --> 01:24:02.243
Like, cause it's, it's kind of funny, like him, you know, the big rat coming up and like, you know, swipe it out of the way.
01:24:02.283 --> 01:24:06.365
But then when Joe's just like, I'm going to like bring it on, like ready to fight him.
01:24:06.525 --> 01:24:07.606
Just like it is.
01:24:08.086 --> 01:24:08.426
Yeah.
01:24:08.666 --> 01:24:10.327
Is that our very left turn?
01:24:11.504 --> 01:24:14.847
Is that our first, like, Joe doing that?
01:24:14.867 --> 01:24:16.308
I don't think he yelled like that at all.
01:24:16.328 --> 01:24:18.070
He didn't yell like that first time, right?
01:24:18.350 --> 01:24:19.171
No, not really.
01:24:20.332 --> 01:24:24.415
It is wild how much is, like, clicking into place in this episode.
01:24:24.976 --> 01:24:25.196
Yeah.
01:24:25.496 --> 01:24:27.738
This episode's the key to Family Guy.
01:24:27.818 --> 01:24:29.480
It's the skeleton key.
01:24:30.300 --> 01:24:31.201
Yeah, yeah.
01:24:31.421 --> 01:24:32.542
I think maybe, yeah.
01:24:32.823 --> 01:24:36.566
You watch this and all of a sudden you're just like, oh, fuck, I get Family Guy.
01:24:36.866 --> 01:24:37.466
I get it.
01:24:37.586 --> 01:24:38.127
I get it.
01:24:38.827 --> 01:24:44.550
So they get stopped by some like Mad Max looking motherfuckers.
01:24:44.610 --> 01:24:53.294
This line that this guy says is a line that I have said that just like pops in my head and I'll say it.
01:24:53.634 --> 01:24:55.635
And I had forgotten it was from this.
01:24:55.995 --> 01:24:58.076
But when he goes, show me potato salad.
01:24:58.717 --> 01:25:02.921
Like, oh, that's just a line that's just stuck with me for some reason.
01:25:02.941 --> 01:25:05.083
Just like when you're asking what he wants to watch.
01:25:05.123 --> 01:25:07.866
It's like, hey, put on that run right special.
01:25:08.427 --> 01:25:09.628
Show me tater salad.
01:25:09.668 --> 01:25:10.749
Show me.
01:25:12.070 --> 01:25:16.215
Show me tater salad and run white.
01:25:18.402 --> 01:25:21.645
I'm always coming over to you guys place and asking to watch Ron White.
01:25:22.866 --> 01:25:23.267
Please.
01:25:24.048 --> 01:25:24.408
Yeah.
01:25:25.369 --> 01:25:27.290
My mom won't let me watch it at my place.
01:25:27.751 --> 01:25:27.951
Yeah.
01:25:28.431 --> 01:25:28.692
Yeah.
01:25:29.272 --> 01:25:32.415
You guys got cable and Comedy Central, right?
01:25:32.495 --> 01:25:33.376
Yeah.
01:25:34.037 --> 01:25:36.199
She gets mad when you put on that special.
01:25:36.239 --> 01:25:39.161
You're like, she's like, just put on your podcast.
01:25:39.181 --> 01:25:40.302
Amazing Jonathan.
01:25:40.482 --> 01:25:40.783
Yeah.
01:25:40.923 --> 01:25:41.043
Oh.
01:25:42.144 --> 01:25:43.025
It's Jonathan.
01:25:44.266 --> 01:25:44.906
Amazing, John.
01:25:45.226 --> 01:25:46.407
Put on the amazing chase.
01:25:46.427 --> 01:25:50.568
He's so amazing.
01:25:51.368 --> 01:25:51.728
Yeah.
01:25:51.848 --> 01:25:55.349
So, yeah, anyway, they stopped for these survivors.
01:25:55.409 --> 01:25:55.609
Yeah.
01:25:55.689 --> 01:25:57.189
Oh, do you want to hear your favorite line?
01:25:57.249 --> 01:25:57.469
Yes.
01:25:57.569 --> 01:25:57.970
Here you go.
01:25:58.470 --> 01:25:59.030
A blanket.
01:25:59.050 --> 01:25:59.650
Potato salad.
01:25:59.670 --> 01:26:00.490
Yeah, yeah.
01:26:00.510 --> 01:26:01.030
Did Lewis?
01:26:01.090 --> 01:26:01.390
Did Lewis?
01:26:01.410 --> 01:26:03.771
We're going to go with potato salad.
01:26:04.031 --> 01:26:05.371
Show me potato salad.
01:26:07.768 --> 01:26:21.892
Yeah, so the survivors point off in the distance as if there's a family feud scoreboard and Peter and family use that as an opportunity to leave because there's nothing there.
01:26:21.912 --> 01:26:23.453
Yeah.
01:26:24.773 --> 01:26:32.255
Also, just a real commitment to, like, this episode, just how bombed out everything is.
01:26:32.415 --> 01:26:34.516
Like, this had to have been, like, a pretty... .
01:26:36.201 --> 01:27:05.184
big production because they had to animate a bunch of new places and stuff you know what i mean they're not reusing any of this yeah like this was all specific to this which is i see what you mean you know i mean like they did a lot of stuff like this was a big episode in terms of just like all the assets like the character models are all different they're all a different you know they're all fucked up looking the car is fucked up it's a bunch of new locations like you
01:27:06.444 --> 01:27:07.825
They went for it in this one.
01:27:09.987 --> 01:27:11.208
Yeah, I agree.
01:27:11.448 --> 01:27:11.789
Yes.
01:27:13.450 --> 01:27:13.811
Thank you.
01:27:14.912 --> 01:27:15.592
Yeah, I agree.
01:27:15.932 --> 01:27:16.373
Thank you.
01:27:16.713 --> 01:27:17.214
Moving on.
01:27:17.254 --> 01:27:17.634
Moving on.
01:27:18.435 --> 01:27:24.540
Now, this part is the part, I think, at a certain point.
01:27:24.580 --> 01:27:26.602
I was like, Jason's going to like this bit.
01:27:28.041 --> 01:27:30.462
Well, this is my men type bit for sure.
01:27:30.642 --> 01:27:32.843
Like, I know this entire song.
01:27:32.863 --> 01:27:33.444
Yeah, same.
01:27:33.844 --> 01:27:41.728
And I didn't have to watch this episode again to be able to recite redheaded lady reaching for an apple, gonna grab a bite.
01:27:42.308 --> 01:27:42.788
Nope, nope.
01:27:43.089 --> 01:27:44.589
She gonna breathe on it for you.
01:27:44.909 --> 01:27:46.290
Wipes it on her blouse.
01:27:46.850 --> 01:27:47.631
She takes a bite.
01:27:47.951 --> 01:27:50.792
Chews it once, twice, three times, four times.
01:27:50.832 --> 01:27:51.113
Stops.
01:27:52.493 --> 01:27:54.975
The wife of Morgan takes a long look at Randy.
01:27:54.995 --> 01:27:56.675
Yeah, takes a long look at Randy.
01:27:56.876 --> 01:27:57.276
Five times.
01:27:58.016 --> 01:28:00.078
Fat old husband walking over.
01:28:00.558 --> 01:28:02.039
Yeah, they're walking down the road.
01:28:02.299 --> 01:28:03.140
Left foot, right foot.
01:28:03.160 --> 01:28:04.440
That's the entire fucking thing.
01:28:04.501 --> 01:28:05.641
And now we don't have to play the clip.
01:28:05.761 --> 01:28:06.562
That's the whole thing.
01:28:06.602 --> 01:28:08.884
And I have it burned in my fucking brain.
01:28:08.904 --> 01:28:11.665
I was not reading that, to be clear.
01:28:11.826 --> 01:28:12.866
I should have closed my eyes.
01:28:12.966 --> 01:28:15.988
That is like just seared in my fucking brain.
01:28:16.529 --> 01:28:17.229
Anyway.
01:28:17.469 --> 01:28:18.130
That was amazing.
01:28:19.047 --> 01:28:19.868
Oh, thank you.
01:28:19.908 --> 01:28:23.370
But it's, yeah, Randy Newman.
01:28:23.410 --> 01:28:31.776
For those uninitiated, they stumble across a house with a nice porch.
01:28:31.876 --> 01:28:33.017
There's an apple tree.
01:28:33.517 --> 01:28:38.280
And the old man says it's wonderful there except for one thing.
01:28:38.661 --> 01:28:39.922
All the fresh apples you can eat.
01:28:39.942 --> 01:28:40.162
Yeah.
01:28:42.135 --> 01:28:44.896
Lois really wants to live there.
01:28:44.916 --> 01:28:47.817
A Twinkie factory that might not even exist anymore?
01:28:47.917 --> 01:28:48.138
Yeah.
01:28:48.158 --> 01:28:48.658
She's right.
01:28:48.978 --> 01:28:50.779
Besides, this place is a paradise.
01:28:50.819 --> 01:28:53.420
Is that Mila Kunis now?
01:28:53.460 --> 01:28:53.860
Yeah.
01:28:53.980 --> 01:28:54.440
What was that?
01:28:54.660 --> 01:28:55.100
That was Kunis.
01:28:55.120 --> 01:28:55.921
Was that Mila Kunis?
01:28:55.941 --> 01:28:58.162
That's Mila Kunis.
01:28:59.232 --> 01:29:00.892
Is this our first Kunis app?
01:29:01.052 --> 01:29:01.273
Dude.
01:29:01.453 --> 01:29:01.973
Hold on.
01:29:02.333 --> 01:29:03.113
Holy hell.
01:29:03.133 --> 01:29:03.513
Hold on.
01:29:03.733 --> 01:29:04.233
Wait, wait.
01:29:04.293 --> 01:29:05.073
How do we not?
01:29:06.334 --> 01:29:07.194
That slipped me.
01:29:07.634 --> 01:29:07.954
Man.
01:29:08.794 --> 01:29:09.214
Does that?
01:29:09.995 --> 01:29:10.295
Okay.
01:29:11.135 --> 01:29:11.595
Where am I?
01:29:11.715 --> 01:29:12.995
Look how happy Brian is here.
01:29:13.015 --> 01:29:14.536
This place is paradise.
01:29:14.736 --> 01:29:15.376
It sure is.
01:29:15.896 --> 01:29:16.396
Except for Randy.
01:29:16.436 --> 01:29:17.036
Oh, wait.
01:29:17.076 --> 01:29:18.117
I didn't go far enough.
01:29:18.137 --> 01:29:18.877
Except for Randy Newman.
01:29:18.897 --> 01:29:19.337
Let's see.
01:29:19.357 --> 01:29:21.257
Except for Randy Newman.
01:29:21.537 --> 01:29:22.158
We're home.
01:29:22.178 --> 01:29:22.958
What are you talking about?
01:29:22.978 --> 01:29:23.798
We're going to Natick.
01:29:23.998 --> 01:29:24.138
Fuck.
01:29:24.724 --> 01:29:25.564
A Twinkie factory.
01:29:25.584 --> 01:29:26.465
That is Kunis.
01:29:26.625 --> 01:29:26.805
Wow.
01:29:27.345 --> 01:29:28.426
It's our first episode.
01:29:28.766 --> 01:29:31.887
So this is, we got a whole new.
01:29:32.728 --> 01:29:34.568
Meg.
01:29:34.688 --> 01:29:35.549
I can't believe that.
01:29:35.769 --> 01:29:37.610
That's incredible.
01:29:38.150 --> 01:29:42.372
A whole new, on a whole new Meg.
01:29:43.612 --> 01:29:45.133
Tonight on a whole new Meg.
01:29:45.673 --> 01:29:47.074
Hey guys, it's me, Bob.
01:29:48.553 --> 01:29:50.974
Oh no, Bob's guest starring on this?
01:29:51.174 --> 01:29:55.176
Oh, he just made a loose Lacey Chabert jib jab.
01:29:57.156 --> 01:29:57.937
Oh no.
01:29:58.177 --> 01:30:02.618
Oh, he wasted so much time on that Lacey Chabert jib jab.
01:30:04.079 --> 01:30:06.040
What do you mean I wasted my time?
01:30:06.060 --> 01:30:07.560
What are you talking about?
01:30:07.880 --> 01:30:09.501
You're watching Fridley guy right now, right?
01:30:09.681 --> 01:30:10.361
We're watching it.
01:30:10.721 --> 01:30:12.522
She's the only one that's voiced Meg, right?
01:30:13.002 --> 01:30:14.583
Watching this episode that just came out.
01:30:17.075 --> 01:30:18.005
Have you guys heard about Y2K?
01:30:22.019 --> 01:30:22.739
Um, yeah.
01:30:22.959 --> 01:30:23.880
Randy Newman's there.
01:30:23.900 --> 01:30:25.960
That might not even exist anymore.
01:30:25.980 --> 01:30:26.520
She's right.
01:30:26.560 --> 01:30:27.140
Yeah, it's Kuna.
01:30:27.160 --> 01:30:28.621
Besides, this place is paradise.
01:30:28.921 --> 01:30:29.441
Sure is.
01:30:29.921 --> 01:30:31.021
Chef Randy Newman.
01:30:31.381 --> 01:30:32.981
Love that line.
01:30:33.522 --> 01:30:36.062
It's there all right in days.
01:30:36.402 --> 01:30:38.943
Now, this must have been on Kazaa or something.
01:30:39.003 --> 01:30:41.303
Like, that's got to be why I know it.
01:30:41.403 --> 01:30:41.543
Yeah.
01:30:41.583 --> 01:30:46.724
All of my, yeah, all these moments, I just had, like, little bits that were, I would just hear all the time.
01:30:46.764 --> 01:30:49.365
I loved how that was a thing we did back in the day.
01:30:49.385 --> 01:30:49.705
It's like,
01:30:50.045 --> 01:30:52.807
Go ahead.
01:30:53.247 --> 01:30:56.209
Well, just, sorry, now I want to walk.
01:30:56.649 --> 01:30:58.970
Yeah, fat guy with his kids and dog.
01:30:59.470 --> 01:31:01.472
Walking through the morning fog.
01:31:02.212 --> 01:31:03.032
Hey there, Rover.
01:31:03.052 --> 01:31:03.313
Later.
01:31:03.333 --> 01:31:05.374
Oh, I thought it was, hey there, Rover.
01:31:05.534 --> 01:31:06.554
Come on over.
01:31:06.855 --> 01:31:07.335
Oh, yeah.
01:31:07.395 --> 01:31:07.875
Yeah.
01:31:08.335 --> 01:31:09.036
Oh, now we got to.
01:31:09.656 --> 01:31:12.478
Roving through the morning fog.
01:31:14.142 --> 01:31:15.463
Hey there, Rova.
01:31:15.483 --> 01:31:16.203
Yeah, you're right.
01:31:16.683 --> 01:31:18.244
Come on, Rova.
01:31:18.404 --> 01:31:20.905
Let's have music while we eat.
01:31:21.285 --> 01:31:22.626
And so she's walking.
01:31:22.666 --> 01:31:24.666
This is the part I remember, yeah.
01:31:24.706 --> 01:31:25.847
Each and for an apple.
01:31:25.947 --> 01:31:26.627
Gonna take a bite.
01:31:26.787 --> 01:31:27.328
Nope, nope.
01:31:28.550 --> 01:31:31.751
Yeah, and so Randy's playing and just watching.
01:31:31.791 --> 01:31:40.773
Much like I am watching Randy and describing what he's doing, he is watching Lois and describing what she's doing through a song.
01:31:40.813 --> 01:31:42.374
Randy singing.
01:31:42.414 --> 01:31:43.054
He sings it.
01:31:44.174 --> 01:31:46.255
He plays it on his piano.
01:31:46.875 --> 01:31:49.115
And I'm watching it on my computer.
01:31:50.436 --> 01:31:51.916
And I've got a banana.
01:31:52.116 --> 01:31:54.077
And I'm about to take a big bite.
01:31:54.317 --> 01:31:55.057
While Randy is.
01:31:56.840 --> 01:31:58.301
Watching Jason watch the show.
01:31:58.321 --> 01:32:00.602
Now he's watching a hot Lois.
01:32:00.822 --> 01:32:04.484
Oh, and Tyler's watching me chew on a banana.
01:32:06.065 --> 01:32:08.667
And Colin's just watching.
01:32:08.867 --> 01:32:12.629
Oh, he's smiling.
01:32:12.789 --> 01:32:15.471
I got distracted, so I looked up.
01:32:15.551 --> 01:32:16.771
Oh, you were just so in it.
01:32:17.552 --> 01:32:23.195
Mila Kunis' first episode, one of the first links was, why does the boom look so terrible?
01:32:24.137 --> 01:32:25.318
Oh, okay, cool.
01:32:25.418 --> 01:32:26.519
Did they explain why?
01:32:27.560 --> 01:32:29.341
They said, maybe a bad transfer.
01:32:30.102 --> 01:32:31.623
Yeah, that's all it is.
01:32:31.663 --> 01:32:33.545
I mean, it's got to be the transfer.
01:32:33.605 --> 01:32:35.586
Everybody's an expert on the transfer.
01:32:35.727 --> 01:32:38.128
Oh, it's got to be the transfer.
01:32:38.269 --> 01:32:41.691
Oh, it's anthropomorphic or anamorphic when it should have been.
01:32:42.092 --> 01:32:43.012
Whatever.
01:32:43.393 --> 01:32:44.634
Anthropomorphic.
01:32:44.794 --> 01:32:45.735
Anthropomorphic.
01:32:45.955 --> 01:32:46.655
It has arms.
01:32:46.715 --> 01:32:48.517
It fought the entire time.
01:32:48.537 --> 01:32:49.918
They kind of anamorphed this episode.
01:32:49.978 --> 01:32:53.081
God, this episode is such a person.
01:32:56.127 --> 01:32:56.989
It's so alive.
01:32:57.890 --> 01:33:01.396
Keep personifying this fucking episode.
01:33:02.057 --> 01:33:03.479
Hey guys, thanks for watching me.
01:33:04.723 --> 01:33:08.266
Yeah, so Randy Newman gets hit by... An apple.
01:33:08.827 --> 01:33:10.388
I assume Lois threw the apple.
01:33:10.588 --> 01:33:11.209
Yeah.
01:33:12.050 --> 01:33:14.232
And maybe they confirmed that for us.
01:33:14.272 --> 01:33:17.855
I forget, but... Left foot, right foot.
01:33:17.915 --> 01:33:18.776
I forgot about that.
01:33:18.896 --> 01:33:24.581
That wasn't in the Kazab file whenever I was listening to it on repeat.
01:33:24.601 --> 01:33:27.144
So Chris singing left foot, right foot got me.
01:33:28.164 --> 01:33:31.507
Um, they eventually, oh yeah.
01:33:31.587 --> 01:33:33.768
Will Sasso as Randy Newman.
01:33:33.848 --> 01:33:35.269
Oh, that was the other thing I was going to say.
01:33:35.849 --> 01:33:37.771
This thing, here's the thing though.
01:33:38.511 --> 01:33:40.312
Now, later in life.
01:33:41.308 --> 01:33:44.370
I didn't realize Randy Newman kicks ass.
01:33:45.010 --> 01:33:47.092
And so like, I don't, I don't know anything about him.
01:33:47.192 --> 01:33:48.212
Oh, his music.
01:33:48.732 --> 01:33:49.353
Oh, his music.
01:33:49.993 --> 01:33:50.273
Yeah.
01:33:50.474 --> 01:33:55.877
I mean, look, short people and you got a friend in me.
01:33:55.917 --> 01:33:56.257
That's it.
01:33:56.297 --> 01:33:57.158
That's all I knew him for.
01:33:57.198 --> 01:33:57.758
Fucking he's.
01:33:59.779 --> 01:34:00.579
Look up some Randy Newman.
01:34:00.619 --> 01:34:02.400
I'll send you some Randy Newman later.
01:34:02.480 --> 01:34:03.181
Sail away.
01:34:03.381 --> 01:34:04.341
Sail away alone.
01:34:04.642 --> 01:34:06.382
Come sail away.
01:34:06.663 --> 01:34:08.223
Come sail away.
01:34:08.604 --> 01:34:10.985
Doing different sails.
01:34:12.726 --> 01:34:17.648
I like your sail away, sail away, sail away.
01:34:17.668 --> 01:34:18.909
Him doing that song.
01:34:20.650 --> 01:34:21.330
His sail away.
01:34:21.390 --> 01:34:22.551
No, Randy Newman's sail away.
01:34:26.304 --> 01:34:28.545
beautiful song.
01:34:28.645 --> 01:34:34.646
And then you realize, oh, this, uh, he, he writes as a lot of, uh, despicable characters.
01:34:35.386 --> 01:34:37.127
Uh, and that song's like beautiful.
01:34:37.487 --> 01:34:44.649
And then you realize the song is in the voice of, uh, uh, slave trader trying to convince slaves to get on a boat.
01:34:44.789 --> 01:34:45.169
Fuck.
01:34:45.329 --> 01:34:46.610
Fuck, dude.
01:34:46.650 --> 01:34:48.551
Yeah, he writes some fucked up songs.
01:34:48.611 --> 01:34:50.812
And you're like, oh, Randy Newman kind of kicks ass.
01:34:51.292 --> 01:34:55.054
But all I knew him for was redheaded lady.
01:34:55.915 --> 01:34:57.756
And I thought he was a fucking dumb shit.
01:34:58.196 --> 01:34:59.257
Thanks, Will Sasso.
01:34:59.517 --> 01:35:04.499
He's actually a cool guy that writes songs about slave traders.
01:35:04.539 --> 01:35:05.080
Well, okay.
01:35:05.100 --> 01:35:05.600
All right.
01:35:05.660 --> 01:35:09.482
That's one example of many despicable characters.
01:35:09.542 --> 01:35:10.243
He just kicks ass.
01:35:10.923 --> 01:35:11.803
It does kick ass.
01:35:11.903 --> 01:35:12.504
Hey, look up.
01:35:12.604 --> 01:35:13.004
Hey, I mean.
01:35:13.344 --> 01:35:13.724
I'll look it up.
01:35:13.744 --> 01:35:14.325
Scott, hold on.
01:35:15.522 --> 01:35:15.822
Yeah.
01:35:16.282 --> 01:35:23.785
I was going to bring up I was going to bring up Rednecks, the song Rednecks.
01:35:23.845 --> 01:35:27.327
Now, this is going to make him sound racist.
01:35:28.147 --> 01:35:28.887
Cool.
01:35:29.067 --> 01:35:31.148
I don't think Randy Newman is racist.
01:35:31.989 --> 01:35:32.809
Well, that's what I'm saying.
01:35:32.849 --> 01:35:35.290
Those two examples.
01:35:36.350 --> 01:35:37.011
Yeah.
01:35:37.231 --> 01:35:39.792
We're going to talk about little people, why they should kill themselves.
01:35:40.952 --> 01:35:42.954
Now that, that song kicks ass.
01:35:43.135 --> 01:35:43.695
It is funny.
01:35:44.376 --> 01:35:50.443
It is a funny, it's not about like little, it's just like shorter than average people.
01:35:50.623 --> 01:35:50.824
Yeah.
01:35:50.844 --> 01:35:51.705
Is what it's supposed to be.
01:35:52.789 --> 01:35:53.209
To be clear.
01:35:53.469 --> 01:35:54.770
I'm going to keep defending Randy.
01:35:54.810 --> 01:35:56.210
This is our Randy Newman podcast.
01:35:57.491 --> 01:36:00.412
I'm going to listen to him.
01:36:00.612 --> 01:36:02.292
I'll listen to him.
01:36:02.332 --> 01:36:03.553
Oh, check out.
01:36:03.653 --> 01:36:05.053
Everybody check out some Randy Newman.
01:36:05.073 --> 01:36:09.255
If you're listening, if you are an hour and 42 minutes into this episode, you got nothing better to do.
01:36:09.295 --> 01:36:10.235
Go check out Randy Newman.
01:36:10.255 --> 01:36:11.155
Yeah, go.
01:36:11.175 --> 01:36:13.556
Well, finish this app and then listen to Randy Newman.
01:36:13.596 --> 01:36:13.936
Yeah, yeah.
01:36:14.036 --> 01:36:14.336
Oh, yeah.
01:36:14.436 --> 01:36:15.437
Or no, put it on.
01:36:15.577 --> 01:36:15.837
Yeah.
01:36:15.897 --> 01:36:16.257
Feel free.
01:36:16.317 --> 01:36:16.697
Put it on.
01:36:16.737 --> 01:36:17.617
Hey, put us on mute.
01:36:17.918 --> 01:36:18.278
I don't care.
01:36:18.378 --> 01:36:19.858
Just let the app play through.
01:36:19.878 --> 01:36:20.238
Keep playing it.
01:36:20.258 --> 01:36:20.598
Keep playing it.
01:36:20.618 --> 01:36:21.919
Keep playing it.
01:36:22.339 --> 01:36:25.260
So they arrive in Natick, Natick, Natick.
01:36:25.440 --> 01:36:26.240
Natick.
01:36:26.740 --> 01:36:30.142
And it feel, it seems at first, Peter fucked up.
01:36:30.202 --> 01:36:34.763
But then, just like the rest of this episode, he was correct.
01:36:35.063 --> 01:36:43.226
Now, baby Stewie does get covered in some radioactive sludge, which will come back later.
01:36:43.246 --> 01:36:46.667
And there's the Twinkie factory.
01:36:48.698 --> 01:36:49.779
Ah, yep.
01:36:50.279 --> 01:36:52.100
Yay.
01:36:52.840 --> 01:36:54.201
They run in.
01:36:54.742 --> 01:36:57.883
And I'm expecting, of course, something wrong is going to happen.
01:36:57.963 --> 01:36:59.064
Like, oh, no, it's going to be up.
01:36:59.284 --> 01:37:00.725
No, everything was great.
01:37:02.466 --> 01:37:03.566
No words.
01:37:04.027 --> 01:37:04.587
Yeah, yeah.
01:37:05.608 --> 01:37:07.949
Should have sent a poet.
01:37:08.529 --> 01:37:09.770
I did like that line.
01:37:10.230 --> 01:37:11.671
They're all happy.
01:37:11.791 --> 01:37:14.873
Brian's tail starts a wagon.
01:37:14.893 --> 01:37:16.313
Is that from something?
01:37:16.333 --> 01:37:17.414
Should have sent a poet.
01:37:19.385 --> 01:37:20.406
Sounds familiar to me.
01:37:20.767 --> 01:37:21.588
Words fail me.
01:37:21.628 --> 01:37:22.709
Should have sent a poet.
01:37:22.729 --> 01:37:23.570
Yeah.
01:37:23.910 --> 01:37:25.752
And I should know what it is.
01:37:25.872 --> 01:37:28.315
Words fail me.
01:37:28.335 --> 01:37:33.240
There's a Randy Newman song in front of the illiterate.
01:37:34.201 --> 01:37:35.262
Yeah, it's his song.
01:37:40.607 --> 01:37:41.227
Contact?
01:37:41.287 --> 01:37:42.968
No, that can't be right.
01:37:42.988 --> 01:37:43.549
What is it?
01:37:43.929 --> 01:37:46.270
Should all go to fucking hell.
01:37:47.211 --> 01:37:48.472
Carl Sagan?
01:37:48.992 --> 01:37:49.332
Wait.
01:37:49.672 --> 01:37:50.093
What is that?
01:37:50.934 --> 01:37:51.394
Contact.
01:37:51.434 --> 01:37:52.254
It is from Contact.
01:37:52.354 --> 01:37:52.635
Okay.
01:37:53.315 --> 01:37:56.396
That movie terrified me as a kid.
01:37:56.776 --> 01:37:59.157
Was it the Jake Busey character?
01:37:59.177 --> 01:38:00.517
Yeah.
01:38:00.877 --> 01:38:03.558
You're scared.
01:38:03.618 --> 01:38:04.398
You're terrified.
01:38:04.878 --> 01:38:06.059
Wait, you guys.
01:38:06.099 --> 01:38:06.439
Nordic men.
01:38:06.459 --> 01:38:06.999
Okay, wait.
01:38:07.399 --> 01:38:07.879
Nordic men.
01:38:07.899 --> 01:38:09.360
You've had this discussion before.
01:38:09.380 --> 01:38:10.380
Yeah, we talked about this.
01:38:10.740 --> 01:38:12.281
You talked about it when I had it.
01:38:12.301 --> 01:38:12.581
Thanks.
01:38:13.101 --> 01:38:13.721
Yeah, yeah.
01:38:13.741 --> 01:38:15.022
You talked about it when I couldn't.
01:38:15.982 --> 01:38:18.383
Jump in, because you were talking to Jake Busey.
01:38:18.503 --> 01:38:20.764
Oh, but then we did, I think I talked to him about it.
01:38:20.804 --> 01:38:22.965
And you won't discuss Jake Busey.
01:38:23.005 --> 01:38:25.906
I'll only talk about him in reference to Shasta McNasty.
01:38:26.126 --> 01:38:28.967
And I believe I did describe Shasta McNasty to you later.
01:38:28.987 --> 01:38:30.268
I was like, hey guys, hold on.
01:38:30.528 --> 01:38:31.648
It's actually a cool show.
01:38:32.249 --> 01:38:37.351
After the podcast ended, I made you guys stick around to tell you about Shasta McNasty.
01:38:37.411 --> 01:38:38.431
I forgot about that.
01:38:39.648 --> 01:38:48.813
So Stewie's arms turn to tentacles and then we cut to, we jump in time to New Quahog.
01:38:48.973 --> 01:38:49.533
And you know what?
01:38:49.633 --> 01:38:50.134
I will say.
01:38:51.239 --> 01:38:57.040
Props to the writers for, yeah, props to them for just, you know what, let's cut to the fun.
01:38:57.740 --> 01:39:01.821
If this was an improv show, that's coaching advice.
01:39:02.361 --> 01:39:03.541
You always, you always.
01:39:04.401 --> 01:39:04.861
If this.
01:39:04.881 --> 01:39:06.082
I would always lean on.
01:39:06.102 --> 01:39:06.682
Then what?
01:39:07.282 --> 01:39:08.762
Jump to the fun part.
01:39:08.882 --> 01:39:09.782
Go to the fun part.
01:39:09.802 --> 01:39:10.762
Yeah.
01:39:10.883 --> 01:39:13.043
So that's what they're doing here, I suppose.
01:39:13.123 --> 01:39:15.383
So let's see that.
01:39:15.463 --> 01:39:17.444
Let's see Mayor Peter.
01:39:19.887 --> 01:39:21.609
And let's see, what is Chris doing here?
01:39:22.009 --> 01:39:22.869
Stop it, Chris.
01:39:22.990 --> 01:39:25.111
Wrong!
01:39:25.131 --> 01:39:27.393
Oh, he wanted her to guess who it was.
01:39:27.413 --> 01:39:30.355
Oh, wait, did you say Chris?
01:39:30.635 --> 01:39:35.739
I can't believe I didn't recognize that it was Kunis until you said that.
01:39:36.779 --> 01:39:39.161
Wow, Shea Bear really, you know what?
01:39:39.201 --> 01:39:44.265
Maybe she did just, like, start to settle into the role, and I hadn't.
01:39:45.276 --> 01:39:46.137
I wasn't even thinking about it.
01:39:46.237 --> 01:39:46.477
Wow.
01:39:46.778 --> 01:39:47.578
Yeah, it really was.
01:39:47.598 --> 01:39:49.160
Like, it did not pop at all.
01:39:49.240 --> 01:39:50.301
Smooth transition.
01:39:51.322 --> 01:39:51.502
Yeah.
01:39:51.522 --> 01:39:52.283
We're the last.
01:39:52.543 --> 01:39:53.484
So the last two.
01:39:53.604 --> 01:39:57.328
So episode three of season two is when Kunis shows.
01:39:57.388 --> 01:40:01.492
And it's not even a clean season break where she pops up.
01:40:01.512 --> 01:40:02.273
Interesting.
01:40:02.573 --> 01:40:03.074
Popped off.
01:40:04.355 --> 01:40:04.856
They popped off.
01:40:04.876 --> 01:40:05.717
This episode.
01:40:05.777 --> 01:40:06.818
Dude, they cooked.
01:40:08.074 --> 01:40:10.995
This would be one where I'd be like, oh man, we should get one of the writers to come in.
01:40:11.335 --> 01:40:11.635
Yeah.
01:40:11.975 --> 01:40:12.776
We should have.
01:40:12.796 --> 01:40:13.656
We should have.
01:40:13.716 --> 01:40:18.538
I reached out to Neil Goldman and I accidentally reached out to the character.
01:40:19.358 --> 01:40:19.998
So I fucked up.
01:40:20.538 --> 01:40:21.039
That's on me.
01:40:21.659 --> 01:40:25.500
So I keep emailing Peter asking if he wants to come on the pod.
01:40:25.520 --> 01:40:27.081
Peter will not get me back.
01:40:27.101 --> 01:40:31.742
Yeah, so Stewie is... Emailing a website.
01:40:33.103 --> 01:40:34.963
I mean, we're going to get the wiki on.
01:40:36.564 --> 01:40:42.631
Yeah, so Stewie is full Stewie octopus now.
01:40:46.054 --> 01:40:51.320
How does that adjust the, does that do anything to our gay watch scale?
01:40:53.078 --> 01:40:54.758
Him becoming an octopus?
01:40:56.239 --> 01:40:56.459
Yeah.
01:40:57.299 --> 01:40:57.799
Hmm.
01:40:59.039 --> 01:41:00.019
Puss is in the name.
01:41:00.359 --> 01:41:01.279
Does that matter?
01:41:02.240 --> 01:41:03.240
That makes it straighter.
01:41:03.460 --> 01:41:04.700
He evened out this episode.
01:41:05.140 --> 01:41:07.540
Okay, so now we're back to flat.
01:41:07.941 --> 01:41:10.221
Even after, I would say it popped up twice.
01:41:10.381 --> 01:41:10.861
Boop, boop.
01:41:11.221 --> 01:41:11.901
Now we're back to flat.
01:41:11.941 --> 01:41:12.481
Now it's flat.
01:41:12.801 --> 01:41:13.741
Because of all that puss.
01:41:13.882 --> 01:41:14.602
Got it.
01:41:14.642 --> 01:41:15.802
He's covered in puss.
01:41:16.102 --> 01:41:17.242
Covered in puss.
01:41:20.123 --> 01:41:21.043
Radioactive freak.
01:41:21.063 --> 01:41:21.543
My memoir.
01:41:21.563 --> 01:41:22.583
Radioactive freak.
01:41:23.303 --> 01:41:51.033
um so oh yeah so we get i'm sorry i have to just skip around because i didn't the fact that they just cut him out of the concrete is so funny dude i did write that down yeah we get the the guys playing some cards um and joe is there with them so yeah they went back they saved him he fought off that tiger-sized rat and just cut a huge chunk of it
01:41:51.973 --> 01:42:19.453
concrete out didn't get him a new chair it's just nope there's an empty chair next time hey come on let's go home and get tender with your wife i don't know yeah so quagmire somehow lost its intimacy yeah and then we see great cutaway dude yeah so we get and i'll pause here um and we get quagland quagland uh fucking loretta missionary you
01:42:21.147 --> 01:42:22.768
A lot of missionary on this show.
01:42:23.028 --> 01:42:24.209
Yeah, they don't get freaky with it.
01:42:24.289 --> 01:42:27.652
Is that the only way they were allowed to do it on Family Guy?
01:42:27.672 --> 01:42:28.512
I guess so.
01:42:28.552 --> 01:42:32.655
Now, it is a little, just by nature of this, it is a little freaky.
01:42:33.416 --> 01:42:35.117
Because they got a third.
01:42:35.137 --> 01:42:36.078
Yeah.
01:42:36.098 --> 01:42:38.019
Or a half.
01:42:38.299 --> 01:42:39.500
His little head popping out.
01:42:39.580 --> 01:42:40.040
Two and a half.
01:42:40.321 --> 01:42:41.101
Two and a half.
01:42:41.361 --> 01:42:42.062
Two and a half men.
01:42:42.162 --> 01:42:43.303
Is that where this comes from?
01:42:43.323 --> 01:42:43.423
Yeah.
01:42:44.137 --> 01:42:45.619
Did two and a half men steal?
01:42:45.639 --> 01:42:50.804
Chuck Lorre saw this and was like, dude, I have an idea for a great show.
01:42:51.444 --> 01:42:52.626
Put one more man in there.
01:42:53.106 --> 01:42:53.586
Hold on.
01:42:54.187 --> 01:42:54.748
Oh, yeah.
01:42:55.608 --> 01:42:58.892
Now, he didn't know Loretta was a woman.
01:42:59.132 --> 01:42:59.312
Yeah.
01:42:59.412 --> 01:43:01.434
Oh, no, he didn't.
01:43:01.454 --> 01:43:02.235
Problematic Chuck.
01:43:02.956 --> 01:43:04.237
Hey, I want to, yeah, he wants to see.
01:43:04.257 --> 01:43:05.999
And I'm not talking about Zachary Leva.
01:43:07.467 --> 01:43:08.809
My problematic Chuck.
01:43:09.370 --> 01:43:09.790
You know what?
01:43:10.050 --> 01:43:10.551
Thank you.
01:43:10.751 --> 01:43:16.498
Thank you for making that reference because I just did my own Chuck version, Chuck theme version.
01:43:16.718 --> 01:43:19.982
I get to use it right now because I was like, we keep referencing Chuck.
01:43:20.042 --> 01:43:23.046
I may as well make it.
01:43:23.587 --> 01:43:24.408
It's a little off.
01:43:24.448 --> 01:43:26.230
This is just a recycler episode.
01:43:27.711 --> 01:43:32.173
I mean, it kind of fits the episode.
01:43:32.213 --> 01:43:38.957
This one's not a clip show, but it does feel like it in retrospect because of all of the iconic bits that are popping up.
01:43:39.337 --> 01:43:42.439
Just like us talking about Chuck, one of our most iconic bits.
01:43:43.119 --> 01:43:44.480
Just referencing Chuck.
01:43:44.580 --> 01:43:45.901
Just referencing Chuck.
01:43:46.861 --> 01:43:50.043
We've got to get guests on so we can find out if they've watched Chuck.
01:43:50.143 --> 01:43:52.484
That's the whole reason I don't care what they think about Family Guy.
01:43:52.504 --> 01:43:53.544
I want to know what they think about Chuck.
01:43:53.564 --> 01:43:54.345
Did you watch Chuck?
01:43:54.925 --> 01:43:55.626
You're like, Chuck.
01:43:56.366 --> 01:43:56.987
You guys watch Chuck?
01:43:57.267 --> 01:43:58.488
Anyways, here's Family Guy.
01:43:59.368 --> 01:43:59.589
Yep.
01:43:59.809 --> 01:44:07.134
So, Colin, any thoughts on how Quaglin's giving it to Loretta here?
01:44:07.154 --> 01:44:08.775
Hmm.
01:44:10.637 --> 01:44:11.137
Tenderly.
01:44:11.177 --> 01:44:12.258
I mean, they're kissing.
01:44:12.478 --> 01:44:13.579
Missionary kissing.
01:44:14.279 --> 01:44:15.060
Missionary kissing.
01:44:15.120 --> 01:44:17.402
He's fully holding himself up.
01:44:17.682 --> 01:44:18.042
Yeah.
01:44:18.062 --> 01:44:20.184
He's arm extended.
01:44:22.471 --> 01:44:23.292
Yeah, he's getting some torts.
01:44:23.312 --> 01:44:24.053
It's a strong man.
01:44:24.073 --> 01:44:26.656
It's a strong man.
01:44:27.317 --> 01:44:36.747
We find out that, so Peter is the mayor, mayor of this, with his arrow pointed at his penis, and...
01:44:37.813 --> 01:44:55.757
He is in charge of distributing work to the populace, and a physician comes in saying he's a doctor, and they could use a doctor, but unfortunately they do scenes from a hat in order to find their job.
01:44:55.877 --> 01:45:06.140
So they whose line it, and unfortunately his line, he does get to be the village idiot, or he, what does he say?
01:45:06.200 --> 01:45:06.540
Yeah.
01:45:08.381 --> 01:45:09.301
Ah, village idiot.
01:45:09.321 --> 01:45:09.982
That's a good one.
01:45:10.422 --> 01:45:12.224
I do love this shirt.
01:45:13.785 --> 01:45:15.907
Tuesdays, he gets to wave his penis around.
01:45:16.207 --> 01:45:17.188
Can we make that shirt?
01:45:17.248 --> 01:45:18.209
Is that legal for us?
01:45:18.950 --> 01:45:19.390
Legal.
01:45:20.551 --> 01:45:21.252
Mirror this.
01:45:22.393 --> 01:45:25.576
I bet, well, I bet someone's beating you to it, but.
01:45:25.596 --> 01:45:28.398
We should put a John Mayer this.
01:45:29.939 --> 01:45:31.160
John Mayer this.
01:45:34.830 --> 01:45:38.034
And we're going to, and now that would probably be taken.
01:45:38.975 --> 01:45:43.280
There's so many ways you could take that because he has the whole thing about his dick being racist.
01:45:43.300 --> 01:45:44.000
I think he'd be cool with it.
01:45:44.741 --> 01:45:47.164
Well, no, I'm sure John Mayer would be.
01:45:47.204 --> 01:45:50.828
Would everybody else be cool with it on account of his racist penis?
01:45:51.372 --> 01:45:52.313
Is his penis racist?
01:45:52.333 --> 01:45:53.053
Do you know what I'm talking?
01:45:53.093 --> 01:45:54.054
No.
01:45:54.114 --> 01:45:54.714
You don't remember?
01:45:54.754 --> 01:45:56.796
He had a Playboy interview.
01:45:56.876 --> 01:45:58.477
That was like 30 years ago.
01:45:59.237 --> 01:46:00.098
What did he say?
01:46:00.138 --> 01:46:01.399
He says his penis is racist?
01:46:01.419 --> 01:46:03.860
Like he's not attracted to other races?
01:46:03.880 --> 01:46:04.581
Is that what he said?
01:46:05.261 --> 01:46:11.225
I think he was saying, yeah, I think he was saying something to the effect of like, hey, I would want to.
01:46:11.445 --> 01:46:14.447
Intellectually, I want to hook up with everybody, but my dick's racist.
01:46:14.467 --> 01:46:17.409
I think he said his penis is David Duke, something like that.
01:46:18.589 --> 01:46:27.092
My heart is something the colors of Benetton My heart is the color of Benetton What is that store?
01:46:27.112 --> 01:46:39.855
The Benetton My heart is a love sack and my mind is a Brookstone What is that fucking store?
01:46:39.895 --> 01:46:46.097
He has such a way with words My heart is a love sack My heart is a love sack store My heart is a love sack
01:46:47.036 --> 01:46:52.497
Keep on waiting, waiting, waiting for my penis to change.
01:46:52.537 --> 01:46:56.478
Colors, united colors of Benetton, yes.
01:46:56.518 --> 01:46:57.218
That's, yes.
01:46:57.538 --> 01:47:06.521
And so I believe he said something to the effect, I should have looked up John Mayer racist penis quotes.
01:47:06.581 --> 01:47:08.161
Whoa, cool photos.
01:47:09.611 --> 01:47:12.956
Oh, and he also had to apologize for using the N word in that.
01:47:12.976 --> 01:47:13.637
Oh, yeah.
01:47:13.697 --> 01:47:16.180
I remember he said something about.
01:47:16.200 --> 01:47:18.103
Yeah, I remember that.
01:47:18.123 --> 01:47:19.906
He was like, don't worry.
01:47:19.926 --> 01:47:22.089
I have the pass.
01:47:22.109 --> 01:47:22.489
Don't worry.
01:47:22.549 --> 01:47:23.831
I'm on Chappelle's show.
01:47:23.911 --> 01:47:24.692
Yeah, don't worry.
01:47:24.852 --> 01:47:25.153
Yeah.
01:47:25.893 --> 01:47:33.658
Yeah, he said when asked if black women threw themselves at him, he responded, I don't think I open myself to it.
01:47:33.958 --> 01:47:36.339
My dick is sort of like a white supremacist.
01:47:36.539 --> 01:47:40.101
I've got a Benetton heart and a fucking David Duke cock.
01:47:40.441 --> 01:47:40.682
Wow.
01:47:40.762 --> 01:47:42.983
I'm going to start dating separately from my dick.
01:47:43.595 --> 01:47:44.256
Good for you.
01:47:44.556 --> 01:47:44.957
Yeah.
01:47:45.097 --> 01:47:45.457
Hey.
01:47:45.798 --> 01:47:47.240
You know, hey, good for you.
01:47:47.420 --> 01:47:48.041
Good for you.
01:47:48.421 --> 01:47:48.902
Good for you?
01:47:49.683 --> 01:47:51.225
Is that what we're feeling?
01:47:51.425 --> 01:47:56.292
Well, saying that he's going to date, you know, he's like, I'm going to try dating a person of color.
01:47:57.988 --> 01:47:58.828
Oh, that's what you're saying?
01:47:58.888 --> 01:48:00.868
I thought that's what I got from... Cut off his dick.
01:48:01.309 --> 01:48:02.209
Oh, sure, yeah.
01:48:02.329 --> 01:48:04.989
I'm going to cut my dick off so I can date.
01:48:05.929 --> 01:48:06.729
No.
01:48:07.170 --> 01:48:09.350
Remove the dick from your own eye, you know?
01:48:13.811 --> 01:48:15.751
So, Mare this.
01:48:16.111 --> 01:48:17.711
John Mare this.
01:48:17.871 --> 01:48:22.852
Didn't he also say that Jessica Simpson had, like, a nuclear pussy or something like that?
01:48:23.192 --> 01:48:24.272
Oh, yeah, napalm.
01:48:24.432 --> 01:48:25.173
Napalm, yeah.
01:48:25.193 --> 01:48:25.373
Napalm.
01:48:25.513 --> 01:48:26.193
Something about napalm.
01:48:26.213 --> 01:48:26.853
Is that bad?
01:48:28.513 --> 01:48:52.818
ouch if you were if you were if you were the interviewer I think is what he called her I'm just picturing you being the interviewer and you're like reading it and it just says like John Mayer Jessica Simpson is like sexual napalm interviewer ouch just a loony turns ouch Tom and Jerry ouch
01:48:54.408 --> 01:48:57.050
That girl was like crack cocaine to me.
01:48:57.430 --> 01:48:59.031
Sexually, it was crazy.
01:48:59.251 --> 01:49:00.152
That's all I'll say.
01:49:00.392 --> 01:49:01.293
It was like napalm.
01:49:01.393 --> 01:49:02.554
Sexual napalm.
01:49:02.694 --> 01:49:03.594
That's all I'll say.
01:49:03.875 --> 01:49:05.876
Just most, just pretty much everything.
01:49:05.896 --> 01:49:07.978
Yeah.
01:49:07.998 --> 01:49:09.178
That's all I'll say.
01:49:09.338 --> 01:49:09.499
Yeah.
01:49:09.539 --> 01:49:10.399
It was napalm.
01:49:11.000 --> 01:49:13.441
I don't want to kiss the tub, but sexual napalm.
01:49:14.723 --> 01:49:21.488
Crack cocaine and napalm is definitely how most women want to be described as sexually.
01:49:21.629 --> 01:49:24.331
If somebody talked about my penis that way, I would be thrilled.
01:49:24.931 --> 01:49:25.391
You know what I mean?
01:49:25.512 --> 01:49:26.893
Just be like, is that good or bad?
01:49:27.373 --> 01:49:27.733
Yeah.
01:49:27.994 --> 01:49:30.476
Texting the person, hey, are you mad at me?
01:49:30.496 --> 01:49:32.157
His dick is like crack cocaine.
01:49:32.177 --> 01:49:33.178
I saw your interview.
01:49:33.458 --> 01:49:34.619
I'm not sure how to take it.
01:49:35.199 --> 01:49:35.880
Is this good?
01:49:37.836 --> 01:49:39.178
So, okay.
01:49:39.338 --> 01:49:42.962
So we find out other people's gigs around town.
01:49:43.022 --> 01:49:47.407
We see that one lady, old lady's fire woman.
01:49:47.427 --> 01:49:48.929
The donkey.
01:49:49.049 --> 01:49:52.193
Donkey is the dentist, I guess.
01:49:52.333 --> 01:49:54.155
And he kicks the guy's head.
01:49:55.076 --> 01:49:55.717
And then.
01:49:56.798 --> 01:50:08.312
They say that they're, they're the reason that the town, like the town has come together to build all of these things, including the theater where Brian is starring as Truman Capote.
01:50:09.158 --> 01:50:15.361
But when I saw the movie, it looked like Audrey Hepburn not only didn't have breakfast at Tiffany's.
01:50:15.381 --> 01:50:16.102
Brian's in a robe.
01:50:16.122 --> 01:50:18.083
She hasn't eaten anything in a year.
01:50:18.103 --> 01:50:19.423
Pretending to drink gin.
01:50:19.503 --> 01:50:21.204
I am such a bitch.
01:50:21.645 --> 01:50:26.867
And we get a return of his woo, which we got in that first episode.
01:50:27.007 --> 01:50:30.389
Or not first episode, but whatever that episode was where he.
01:50:30.409 --> 01:50:30.709
Oh, he's drunk.
01:50:31.490 --> 01:50:37.233
It was the season premiere of season two when he was drunk and he slaps Lois, right?
01:50:37.353 --> 01:50:37.913
He goes like, what?
01:50:37.933 --> 01:50:38.813
Oh, he does do that.
01:50:38.934 --> 01:50:39.794
He does do it there.
01:50:39.854 --> 01:50:48.738
I was thinking of when he is watching TV when they go to the Native American casino.
01:50:48.778 --> 01:50:50.499
The really cool episode that we all liked.
01:50:51.080 --> 01:50:51.760
That we all loved.
01:50:52.440 --> 01:50:53.761
Yeah.
01:50:53.961 --> 01:50:55.582
It was like television napalm.
01:50:58.617 --> 01:50:59.318
Yeah.
01:51:01.079 --> 01:51:03.081
That episode was like crack cocaine.
01:51:03.461 --> 01:51:04.202
Yeah.
01:51:04.222 --> 01:51:05.803
Really good.
01:51:05.903 --> 01:51:06.604
Oh, yes.
01:51:06.644 --> 01:51:07.625
Really good.
01:51:07.925 --> 01:51:08.385
Awesome.
01:51:11.084 --> 01:51:12.144
Really good and awesome.
01:51:12.184 --> 01:51:13.425
Yeah, so, okay.
01:51:13.445 --> 01:51:14.125
So what are we at?
01:51:14.605 --> 01:51:15.145
The 17.
01:51:15.445 --> 01:51:16.805
Okay, we're getting close to the end here.
01:51:16.825 --> 01:51:17.785
We're at the 18 minute mark.
01:51:18.105 --> 01:51:18.506
Well, I'm just.
01:51:18.526 --> 01:51:18.946
I'll explain.
01:51:18.966 --> 01:51:21.026
Yeah, so Peter really wants for them to get guns.
01:51:21.066 --> 01:51:24.807
And then we get a cutaway of what if the forefathers didn't have guns to settle their differences.
01:51:24.827 --> 01:51:25.907
What would they do?
01:51:25.927 --> 01:51:26.307
I'm there.
01:51:26.367 --> 01:51:26.667
I'm there.
01:51:40.610 --> 01:51:47.514
They're walking away to do a duel and then they run up and they start to slap themselves or slap each other.
01:51:47.534 --> 01:51:50.615
Slap themselves.
01:51:50.635 --> 01:51:52.016
Slapping.
01:51:52.076 --> 01:51:53.477
They're slapping their meat around.
01:51:53.577 --> 01:51:53.877
Yeah.
01:51:55.078 --> 01:51:55.338
Okay.
01:51:55.358 --> 01:51:56.018
We both won.
01:51:56.459 --> 01:51:59.880
What a cool way to describe masturbating, by the way, slapping a monkey.
01:52:00.221 --> 01:52:01.041
That's such a. Yeah.
01:52:02.970 --> 01:52:05.236
Yeah, I, that's what I call it all the time.
01:52:05.958 --> 01:52:07.242
How was masturbating last night?
01:52:07.482 --> 01:52:08.846
It's like sexual napalm.
01:52:12.402 --> 01:52:16.224
It is cool how you are always asking us how masturbating was last night.
01:52:16.504 --> 01:52:18.625
Hey, how was masturbating last night?
01:52:19.106 --> 01:52:19.646
Oh, thank you.
01:52:19.766 --> 01:52:21.807
I'm not good at starting a conversation.
01:52:21.827 --> 01:52:22.508
It's really bad.
01:52:22.548 --> 01:52:23.908
How was masturbating?
01:52:23.928 --> 01:52:24.589
That's the other thing.
01:52:25.289 --> 01:52:26.330
That's the start of the conversation.
01:52:26.390 --> 01:52:27.850
Oh, hey, how was your masturbating last night?
01:52:27.910 --> 01:52:28.471
You don't say hi.
01:52:28.511 --> 01:52:28.631
Shoot.
01:52:28.651 --> 01:52:31.532
Dude, I almost forgot.
01:52:31.552 --> 01:52:33.694
How was your masturbating last night?
01:52:34.294 --> 01:52:35.014
How was your masturbating?
01:52:36.135 --> 01:52:37.135
How's your masturbating?
01:52:37.416 --> 01:52:38.576
How's your masturbating?
01:52:39.577 --> 01:52:40.157
I don't know what that is.
01:52:40.197 --> 01:52:40.897
Everything come out okay?
01:52:44.154 --> 01:52:44.795
Anything stuck?
01:52:45.655 --> 01:52:46.076
Need a little help?
01:52:46.096 --> 01:52:46.957
A little chunky?
01:52:47.897 --> 01:52:48.578
A little help.
01:52:48.618 --> 01:52:49.319
You need help.
01:52:49.979 --> 01:52:51.140
Need a little help moving things around?
01:52:52.101 --> 01:52:52.281
No?
01:52:52.381 --> 01:52:52.802
You're good?
01:52:53.022 --> 01:52:54.523
Okay.
01:52:56.144 --> 01:53:00.628
I'm reading my notes here, and I was in a much, I think I was in, not in the best mood.
01:53:01.449 --> 01:53:04.191
Because I think my notes get a little grumpy around this point.
01:53:04.772 --> 01:53:06.854
I wrote, the cutaway.
01:53:07.982 --> 01:53:10.203
about the forefathers to settle their difference.
01:53:10.523 --> 01:53:15.985
No guns, cellular differences, just ignores thousands of years of human civilization.
01:53:16.085 --> 01:53:16.845
Pre guns.
01:53:17.025 --> 01:53:18.126
Oh my God.
01:53:18.786 --> 01:53:23.168
I don't want to be a charlie in the mud, but it's not even a funny bit.
01:53:23.388 --> 01:53:24.188
I just didn't like that.
01:53:24.248 --> 01:53:27.209
I mean, was that funny?
01:53:27.229 --> 01:53:30.050
I I'm, I'm kind of with my grumpy.
01:53:30.070 --> 01:53:31.011
You laughed at that.
01:53:32.571 --> 01:53:33.792
You couldn't get enough of.
01:53:33.812 --> 01:53:35.072
It's crap.
01:53:35.092 --> 01:53:35.993
Cocaine dude.
01:53:37.844 --> 01:53:39.665
The forefathers slap.
01:53:39.965 --> 01:53:42.386
I mean, it just like, it had nothing to do with any.
01:53:42.406 --> 01:53:46.187
This is an episode for the gaggers.
01:53:46.387 --> 01:53:47.487
It was a pure gag.
01:53:47.507 --> 01:53:48.888
It was a pure gag, dude.
01:53:49.148 --> 01:53:50.408
Pure uncut gag.
01:53:50.548 --> 01:53:52.609
I was in heaven this episode.
01:53:53.125 --> 01:53:58.707
Yeah, so it's fully, yeah, we get a little inky, stewy.
01:53:59.287 --> 01:54:00.868
A little Billy Stewie.
01:54:01.028 --> 01:54:04.149
And then he lays some eggs.
01:54:04.429 --> 01:54:05.249
I laid an egg!
01:54:06.590 --> 01:54:08.330
Now, does that do anything to the Gatewatch?
01:54:10.031 --> 01:54:10.571
No, right?
01:54:11.751 --> 01:54:11.951
No.
01:54:12.272 --> 01:54:13.852
It has nothing to do with, yep.
01:54:14.212 --> 01:54:14.392
No.
01:54:14.732 --> 01:54:15.833
It has nothing to do with it.
01:54:16.233 --> 01:54:16.453
Yeah.
01:54:17.531 --> 01:54:17.811
Thank you.
01:54:17.831 --> 01:54:18.611
That wasn't so bad.
01:54:18.651 --> 01:54:20.412
I don't know what these women are always complaining about.
01:54:20.432 --> 01:54:22.832
Now, does that line do anything?
01:54:22.952 --> 01:54:23.992
That makes him straight.
01:54:24.012 --> 01:54:24.752
Yeah, he's real straight.
01:54:24.772 --> 01:54:26.213
That makes him more straight, right?
01:54:26.233 --> 01:54:26.773
Straight as hell, dude.
01:54:27.033 --> 01:54:29.753
That's what straight men think when they lay eggs.
01:54:31.414 --> 01:54:32.954
I'll be finishing a woman's experience.
01:54:33.314 --> 01:54:34.634
Straight as hell, dude.
01:54:34.674 --> 01:54:35.515
That's so straight.
01:54:35.575 --> 01:54:35.835
Yeah.
01:54:36.415 --> 01:54:37.515
That's straight napalm.
01:54:37.535 --> 01:54:43.056
So Peter has taken their... Straight napalm.
01:54:43.096 --> 01:54:45.457
Well, speaking of weapons, weaponry, yeah.
01:54:45.517 --> 01:54:46.957
Peter's taken all of their...
01:54:48.017 --> 01:55:06.163
Uh, they're irrigation pipe irrigation pipes, I think is exactly the words they use, uh, in order to convert them into guns, which now he has a bunch of guns when they're complaining and he's like, yeah, I got this canker sore and I keep touching it with my.
01:55:08.103 --> 01:55:36.040
yeah he's just got a random complaint um yeah so they're all in suits yeah that's why everybody else is so dressed up i yeah everybody's got it they respect they respect what they do they respect the town um yeah yeah so uh they already had to redraw the whole town they got to reuse the animation assets for the people it's like here's all our background characters they're all in suits yeah
01:55:37.295 --> 01:55:46.580
Yeah, so I think we're coming up on my other contender, the episode for Oof of the Up.
01:55:46.640 --> 01:55:48.381
The reason I'm in charge here, all right?
01:55:48.741 --> 01:55:50.362
I'm the one who knew the world was going to end.
01:55:50.442 --> 01:55:52.864
I'm the one who found the Twinkie factory and started this town.
01:55:52.924 --> 01:55:53.544
And it's true.
01:55:53.564 --> 01:55:56.025
I'm the one who gave elocution lessons to Rosie Perez.
01:55:56.045 --> 01:55:57.206
That's nothing to be proud of.
01:55:57.866 --> 01:55:59.087
Don't be stupid.
01:55:59.127 --> 01:56:00.548
She speak good in every day.
01:56:01.966 --> 01:56:02.246
Yeah.
01:56:02.286 --> 01:56:03.607
So what did we think about that guys?
01:56:03.928 --> 01:56:07.691
I gave it, I, I, it's an honoree for OOF of the up for me.
01:56:07.751 --> 01:56:17.139
I don't know if I haven't decided which one I'm going to honor with OOF of the up, but, um, yeah, it, it made me laugh, but it is problematic.
01:56:17.359 --> 01:56:19.441
It is a OOF for sure, but it made me laugh.
01:56:20.581 --> 01:56:21.983
So do, yeah.
01:56:22.403 --> 01:56:28.328
If we had behind the scenes footage of handsome Seth doing that.
01:56:30.259 --> 01:56:33.442
Is that enough to get him canceled in today's age?
01:56:34.563 --> 01:56:37.286
We try and cancel Seth MacFarlane now.
01:56:37.606 --> 01:56:39.508
Yeah, I was trying to plan.
01:56:40.088 --> 01:56:41.189
We take over the show.
01:56:41.229 --> 01:56:44.112
Dude, what if we become the show?
01:56:44.733 --> 01:56:46.234
I want to be on the Orville.
01:56:47.355 --> 01:56:48.856
It's a Highlander situation.
01:56:48.917 --> 01:56:51.839
If you cancel them, you take their powers and their shows.
01:56:52.861 --> 01:56:58.244
Yeah, that's why you're always locking people behind doors and jacking off on them, right?
01:56:58.604 --> 01:56:59.605
Yeah, that's why.
01:56:59.625 --> 01:57:01.626
Because you took over Louis C.K.'
01:57:01.566 --> 01:57:02.247
's thing?
01:57:03.127 --> 01:57:06.089
Yeah, I canceled him and then I became the pervert.
01:57:06.949 --> 01:57:07.189
Yeah.
01:57:07.970 --> 01:57:08.910
I'm the pervert now.
01:57:08.930 --> 01:57:12.232
Wow, we're turning into the were-pervert too.
01:57:12.292 --> 01:57:16.335
Oh, yeah, you did get bit by a were-pervert.
01:57:16.435 --> 01:57:19.597
Hey, Louis, how was your masturbating last night?
01:57:23.392 --> 01:57:24.712
Let me lock the door and tell you about it.
01:57:27.153 --> 01:57:28.594
So, yeah.
01:57:28.614 --> 01:57:34.195
Show, don't tell.
01:57:35.355 --> 01:57:40.037
And that's one of the notes that Birbiglia was given.
01:57:41.350 --> 01:57:41.830
Me and my dog.
01:57:41.850 --> 01:57:42.811
Wait, no, I was the dog.
01:57:42.991 --> 01:57:44.432
Anyway, I'm just trying to do it.
01:57:44.452 --> 01:57:46.493
We're trying to, um, it's all caving in.
01:57:46.653 --> 01:57:47.213
It's all around.
01:57:47.793 --> 01:57:49.374
Well, they kick, they kick Peter.
01:57:49.394 --> 01:57:51.115
Of course they kick Peter out of town.
01:57:51.655 --> 01:57:54.377
Um, he, yeah, we get.
01:57:55.430 --> 01:57:55.690
Yeah.
01:57:56.170 --> 01:57:57.791
We've gotten an anorexia joke.
01:57:58.031 --> 01:58:00.091
Now we get a bulimia joke here.
01:58:00.131 --> 01:58:01.172
Hell no.
01:58:01.252 --> 01:58:04.253
Man, did anybody else throw up after eating that fish last night?
01:58:04.313 --> 01:58:04.553
Yes.
01:58:04.593 --> 01:58:10.694
So he was supposed to be the coach for, or the support team member.
01:58:10.754 --> 01:58:11.915
Yeah, he's like a counselor.
01:58:12.335 --> 01:58:13.975
Counselor, that's the word I was looking for.
01:58:14.055 --> 01:58:15.296
Yeah.
01:58:15.856 --> 01:58:19.737
That didn't make me oof, but it was kind of like, yeah.
01:58:20.117 --> 01:58:20.377
Yeah.
01:58:20.557 --> 01:58:20.777
Meh.
01:58:21.457 --> 01:58:23.258
It was a, it was a. Punching down.
01:58:24.466 --> 01:58:24.786
Yeah.
01:58:25.066 --> 01:58:26.087
Kind of like Randy Newman.
01:58:28.529 --> 01:58:28.749
Hmm.
01:58:29.310 --> 01:58:29.850
Short people.
01:58:29.870 --> 01:58:30.931
I don't know.
01:58:31.111 --> 01:58:31.952
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
01:58:32.292 --> 01:58:32.732
Okay.
01:58:33.373 --> 01:58:33.493
Yep.
01:58:33.893 --> 01:58:34.493
It's a good joke.
01:58:34.513 --> 01:58:35.294
What do you have to explain it?
01:58:35.314 --> 01:58:35.794
It is a good.
01:58:36.355 --> 01:58:36.995
No, no, no, no.
01:58:37.335 --> 01:58:38.376
No, no.
01:58:38.616 --> 01:58:42.940
I was getting in my own head about thinking I was making them sound racist.
01:58:43.240 --> 01:58:43.560
No.
01:58:43.620 --> 01:58:44.921
But you, yeah.
01:58:45.361 --> 01:58:45.862
Short people.
01:58:46.302 --> 01:58:48.784
If I had gone there, I would have immediately laughed.
01:58:49.905 --> 01:58:51.306
Anyway, a bunch of Stewie's Hatch.
01:58:51.526 --> 01:58:52.607
Makes me feel better.
01:58:53.603 --> 01:58:54.884
I would have immediately laughed at that.
01:58:54.904 --> 01:58:55.784
Dude, I would have laughed.
01:58:55.864 --> 01:58:57.465
If I got that joke, I would have laughed.
01:58:57.985 --> 01:58:59.685
If I got your joke, I would have laughed at it for sure.
01:59:01.506 --> 01:59:02.066
Thanks, man.
01:59:02.346 --> 01:59:03.627
Thanks, dude.
01:59:03.647 --> 01:59:06.248
So, yeah, all the other Stewies hatch.
01:59:08.009 --> 01:59:09.149
Yeah, we got.
01:59:10.049 --> 01:59:13.331
But unfortunately, everybody started to burn the guns.
01:59:15.151 --> 01:59:21.614
Yeah, so they've burned all of the guns that we just found out about about 30 seconds ago.
01:59:22.395 --> 01:59:26.177
And they also just found out about, oh, but no, no.
01:59:26.217 --> 01:59:27.717
And then all the stories attack.
01:59:28.718 --> 01:59:30.639
And we get this.
01:59:32.678 --> 01:59:36.944
You remember the other day you were asking me what the definition of irony was, and I said, ah!
01:59:37.364 --> 01:59:45.715
Yeah, so the definition of irony guy gets attacked, but they just got rid of the gun.
01:59:45.795 --> 01:59:49.580
So the implication being that that is the definition of irony.
01:59:53.209 --> 02:00:20.758
yep so uh yep anyway they leave town uh any any more i'm trying to i guess i'm moving a little quick here because no time yeah yeah we're good so griffin's leave town no questions on this one yeah uh or i just mean more are there any bits in this that i'm skipping you guys i think we're uh i think we're covered now they're ready to like ghost
02:00:22.448 --> 02:00:27.131
Oh, yeah, they're going to go to a Carvel factory.
02:00:27.171 --> 02:00:29.273
Meg, like, weirdly appears.
02:00:29.313 --> 02:00:32.755
Yeah, that's what I, okay, yeah.
02:00:32.815 --> 02:00:34.016
Just zaps in place.
02:00:34.357 --> 02:00:36.478
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
02:00:36.558 --> 02:00:38.640
Oh, boy, how many alarms?
02:00:38.720 --> 02:00:41.101
How many alarms I got to set off this?
02:00:42.002 --> 02:00:45.465
Was this just, yeah, like, they say a bad transfer, but.
02:00:46.968 --> 02:00:48.390
That looks unfinished.
02:00:48.570 --> 02:01:02.930
Like, this is a weird... Well, I wonder if this was... For an episode where they put so much work into, like, the chicken fight, for example, to then slop it up at the end and just have, like, Meg pop out of, like...
02:01:04.266 --> 02:01:05.407
Well, she did the same thing.
02:01:05.427 --> 02:01:08.168
She got that leg popping.
02:01:09.408 --> 02:01:12.630
The rat bit with Joe also just sort of popped in there.
02:01:12.650 --> 02:01:19.613
Maybe it's like she doesn't exist in the same dimension as we do, so she moves through time and space differently.
02:01:19.633 --> 02:01:20.433
I don't know.
02:01:20.653 --> 02:01:21.774
Maybe that's where her voice changed.
02:01:23.415 --> 02:01:24.895
I love this ending, by the way.
02:01:26.676 --> 02:01:27.857
So, yeah.
02:01:27.877 --> 02:01:30.778
So, then we transition to live action.
02:01:31.913 --> 02:01:33.396
For the first time in the series?
02:01:33.637 --> 02:01:33.897
Yeah.
02:01:34.399 --> 02:01:36.343
Do we have any live action before now?
02:01:36.423 --> 02:01:37.365
Dallas, right?
02:01:38.608 --> 02:01:39.570
I don't know what show.
02:01:39.710 --> 02:01:40.792
Yeah, I really live in Dallas.
02:01:42.092 --> 02:01:43.473
Oh my God.
02:01:43.533 --> 02:01:43.753
Yeah.
02:01:43.793 --> 02:01:44.973
So we're getting a rep. Yeah.
02:01:44.993 --> 02:01:49.055
So we see Pat, Mr. Patrick Duffy shows up in the shower.
02:01:49.915 --> 02:01:58.759
And yeah, according to whatever resource I was looking at earlier that explained what the fuck this reference was.
02:01:59.179 --> 02:02:02.981
It's a reference to Dallas and apparently a whole season of the show.
02:02:03.001 --> 02:02:03.101
Yeah.
02:02:04.942 --> 02:02:06.822
Was written off as a dream.
02:02:09.411 --> 02:02:10.414
With this scene.
02:02:10.454 --> 02:02:14.407
Now, so they got You remember what South Fork Ranch as a kid?
02:02:15.626 --> 02:02:16.246
I did.
02:02:17.306 --> 02:02:18.667
I'm aware of the show.
02:02:18.767 --> 02:02:21.527
I didn't know that that, I don't know anything about it.
02:02:21.868 --> 02:02:26.909
But yeah, other than J.R. who shot him.
02:02:26.989 --> 02:02:27.649
I knew about that.
02:02:27.689 --> 02:02:39.932
Yeah, so we got, yeah, they're reenacting their famous iconic scene from Dallas that I don't know about.
02:02:41.312 --> 02:02:42.532
What's Family Guy?
02:02:42.692 --> 02:02:43.533
It was Family Guy.
02:02:43.693 --> 02:02:44.413
And then.
02:02:47.793 --> 02:02:53.716
Yeah, and then they turn and Patrick Duffy looks directly at the camera.
02:02:53.776 --> 02:02:54.636
Right down the barrel.
02:02:55.536 --> 02:02:59.758
The other lady who's, unfortunately, I don't know who that is.
02:02:59.798 --> 02:03:02.319
You're a pro, you can do that.
02:03:02.339 --> 02:03:02.439
Yeah.
02:03:02.940 --> 02:03:04.140
True master of the craft.
02:03:05.321 --> 02:03:10.203
I would say, if it's me, I'm cutting, I'm cutting.
02:03:10.223 --> 02:03:11.963
Come on now.
02:03:12.083 --> 02:03:15.485
If I'm editing this episode, I'm cutting right about...
02:03:17.443 --> 02:03:18.204
I'm zooming in.
02:03:18.484 --> 02:03:19.164
I'm zooming in.
02:03:19.504 --> 02:03:20.165
And then I cut.
02:03:20.345 --> 02:03:22.106
I'm cutting after that.
02:03:22.907 --> 02:03:24.548
I like him looking in the camera.
02:03:25.949 --> 02:03:29.351
To me, this is a... Jason doesn't like people looking in the eyes.
02:03:29.791 --> 02:03:30.792
Hat on a hat right here.
02:03:32.092 --> 02:03:32.753
No, it's fine.
02:03:32.813 --> 02:03:33.573
I mean, it's fine.
02:03:34.014 --> 02:03:35.915
But just like, you missed...
02:03:36.055 --> 02:03:40.178
It's like when the tech misses the out on an improv show.
02:03:40.358 --> 02:03:41.879
You're just like, you should have...
02:03:42.897 --> 02:03:45.078
My gut says you should have cut that.
02:03:46.318 --> 02:03:48.538
And I'll fight Handsome Seth over this one.
02:03:48.578 --> 02:03:51.819
But I guess she also, you know what?
02:03:51.939 --> 02:03:55.900
She also looks direct, but then she immediately looks away.
02:03:56.360 --> 02:03:56.500
So.
02:03:56.520 --> 02:03:57.341
The trainee kicked in.
02:03:57.641 --> 02:03:58.881
Yeah, she's like, oh, wait, I'm not supposed to look.
02:03:58.961 --> 02:03:59.141
Yeah.
02:03:59.281 --> 02:03:59.581
Oh, God.
02:04:00.521 --> 02:04:00.681
Yep.
02:04:01.182 --> 02:04:01.542
Yeah.
02:04:01.742 --> 02:04:03.182
So, wow, we did it.
02:04:04.562 --> 02:04:04.962
Yeah.
02:04:05.763 --> 02:04:05.803
I.
02:04:10.472 --> 02:04:12.494
Well, that wraps it up.
02:04:12.994 --> 02:04:13.675
That wraps it up.
02:04:14.095 --> 02:04:14.416
All right.
02:04:14.556 --> 02:04:17.799
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:04:17.859 --> 02:04:22.243
Actually, we have two things to attend to because I wanted to mention this earlier.
02:04:24.566 --> 02:04:25.867
Yeah, so that's, oh, and that's.
02:04:26.287 --> 02:04:26.748
Two things.
02:04:26.768 --> 02:04:27.328
We forgot to say.
02:04:27.348 --> 02:04:28.450
That's Tyler.
02:04:28.470 --> 02:04:29.330
Oh, yeah.
02:04:29.431 --> 02:04:30.552
And that's Jason.
02:04:31.413 --> 02:04:31.753
Yeah, yeah.
02:04:42.267 --> 02:04:43.768
You gotta say something, motherfucker.
02:04:43.808 --> 02:04:44.348
What are you doing?
02:04:45.208 --> 02:04:46.129
I thought you were gonna...
02:04:46.149 --> 02:04:47.369
Okay, that's calling it.
02:04:49.970 --> 02:04:51.611
You have to say something to trigger it.
02:04:51.731 --> 02:04:52.551
It doesn't make sense to say.
02:04:52.651 --> 02:04:54.352
Oh, I didn't know I have to say something to trigger it.
02:04:55.472 --> 02:04:55.812
What?
02:04:56.773 --> 02:04:57.753
That's the whole bit.
02:04:58.373 --> 02:05:01.435
We wait until the person talks, and then we say, and that's them.
02:05:01.455 --> 02:05:04.356
Sort of like maple.
02:05:04.376 --> 02:05:06.096
Are you just now understanding this bit?
02:05:06.937 --> 02:05:07.397
Hold on.
02:05:08.982 --> 02:05:10.083
We're 10 episodes in.
02:05:11.003 --> 02:05:12.364
We've been doing this for a while now.
02:05:12.464 --> 02:05:13.825
It's like napalm to me.
02:05:14.326 --> 02:05:15.006
Napalm to me.
02:05:15.026 --> 02:05:15.666
I don't get it.
02:05:16.547 --> 02:05:18.408
It's like, oh, it's like napalm.
02:05:18.608 --> 02:05:18.929
Yeah.
02:05:20.289 --> 02:05:22.151
Yeah, she was like sexual napalm.
02:05:22.251 --> 02:05:23.371
I didn't know what it was.
02:05:24.192 --> 02:05:24.792
I didn't get it.
02:05:24.852 --> 02:05:26.133
I didn't get it.
02:05:27.734 --> 02:05:28.415
Is that bad?
02:05:28.435 --> 02:05:30.456
I don't get this.
02:05:31.757 --> 02:05:32.537
It's like napalm.
02:05:32.557 --> 02:05:33.958
I have no idea what I'm doing on here.
02:05:34.919 --> 02:05:35.680
It's like napalm.
02:05:36.753 --> 02:05:38.414
I should have learned about it in high school, but I didn't.
02:05:38.454 --> 02:05:39.654
I wish someone had taught me.
02:05:42.736 --> 02:05:44.416
She's like sexual agent orange.
02:05:48.158 --> 02:05:48.718
Well, all right.
02:05:48.738 --> 02:05:50.419
So this brings us to everybody's favorite.
02:05:50.479 --> 02:05:53.401
My skin's all fucked up.
02:05:53.481 --> 02:05:53.821
Sorry.
02:05:54.101 --> 02:05:54.881
Too much bronzer.
02:05:57.514 --> 02:05:59.195
sexual Agent Orange.
02:05:59.275 --> 02:06:02.637
We are, of course, everybody's favorite part of the episode.
02:06:02.697 --> 02:06:04.298
I don't know.
02:06:04.358 --> 02:06:05.098
I have no clue.
02:06:05.178 --> 02:06:08.320
Everybody's making it Hey, what's your favorite part of the episode?
02:06:08.340 --> 02:06:09.941
Have you ever made it this far in the episode?
02:06:10.201 --> 02:06:11.822
If you have, give us a shout out.
02:06:11.882 --> 02:06:14.143
Feedback at familyguyguys.com.
02:06:14.163 --> 02:06:18.185
You get a shout out next episode if you've made it this far and you let us know.
02:06:18.246 --> 02:06:21.667
If you email me and you say, I want a shout out, I'll shout out.
02:06:21.807 --> 02:06:22.408
I don't give a shit.
02:06:23.517 --> 02:06:24.417
Oh yeah, email us.
02:06:24.497 --> 02:06:25.638
Sorry, don't just email me.
02:06:25.658 --> 02:06:29.359
You can just email Jason if you want.
02:06:29.619 --> 02:06:30.399
If you want, I'll forward it.
02:06:30.419 --> 02:06:32.080
And we'll put his personal email right here.
02:06:33.120 --> 02:06:35.321
Anyway, it's time for ratings.
02:06:35.361 --> 02:06:37.521
Sexual napalm at Yahoo.com.
02:06:39.622 --> 02:06:42.323
Well, that's going to John there.
02:06:42.363 --> 02:06:45.524
So he's been holding on to it.
02:06:46.724 --> 02:06:47.645
It's time for our ratings.
02:06:49.105 --> 02:06:51.086
Jim Jeff guys at SBC Global.
02:06:54.165 --> 02:06:56.286
I don't know what order to go in here.
02:06:56.306 --> 02:06:59.347
That is the funniest email address.
02:06:59.507 --> 02:06:59.948
SBC.
02:07:00.128 --> 02:07:02.229
SBC Global is the funniest one.
02:07:02.969 --> 02:07:03.729
That is a good one.
02:07:04.410 --> 02:07:09.152
Let's go with Colin because I think you spoiled it basically a while ago.
02:07:09.252 --> 02:07:11.173
So let's just get it out of the way.
02:07:11.193 --> 02:07:12.393
The first minute of this.
02:07:13.554 --> 02:07:14.014
Yeah.
02:07:14.074 --> 02:07:15.054
About two hours ago.
02:07:18.529 --> 02:07:20.991
Yeah, I love this episode.
02:07:21.371 --> 02:07:22.232
That was very funny.
02:07:22.873 --> 02:07:24.094
Probably my favorite one so far.
02:07:24.214 --> 02:07:25.735
Is it because Mila Kunis is here?
02:07:25.755 --> 02:07:27.897
I don't know, but it helps.
02:07:29.819 --> 02:07:30.099
Is it?
02:07:30.359 --> 02:07:31.520
Voice over napalm.
02:07:32.521 --> 02:07:33.562
Voice over napalm.
02:07:34.022 --> 02:07:35.484
It's like crack cocaine.
02:07:36.885 --> 02:07:37.785
She's like crack cocaine.
02:07:37.846 --> 02:07:38.366
Pretty good.
02:07:38.706 --> 02:07:39.227
Pretty good.
02:07:39.247 --> 02:07:39.787
Pretty good.
02:07:40.208 --> 02:07:40.968
Pretty good.
02:07:42.069 --> 02:07:42.730
A good time.
02:07:47.352 --> 02:07:48.533
So I've been debating this.
02:07:48.773 --> 02:07:50.254
What I want to say is.
02:07:50.274 --> 02:07:53.737
The CIA is responsible for spreading.
02:07:53.757 --> 02:07:54.297
For killing.
02:07:54.338 --> 02:07:55.739
Mila Kunis in the black community.
02:07:58.120 --> 02:08:00.402
That's what I want to rate this episode.
02:08:01.263 --> 02:08:04.165
Ronald Reagan dispersed Mila Kunis.
02:08:04.205 --> 02:08:04.966
Mila Kunis.
02:08:10.802 --> 02:08:11.802
What do you want to say, Colin?
02:08:11.822 --> 02:08:13.443
What do you, what do you, go with your heart.
02:08:13.523 --> 02:08:19.145
And his wife, his wife, Nancy gave me that, uh, she was a real straight bear head, if you know what I mean.
02:08:19.265 --> 02:08:21.926
Nancy Reagan, I heard gave him straight napalm.
02:08:22.066 --> 02:08:26.948
Nancy, Nancy Reagan's napalm, just sexual napalm.
02:08:27.708 --> 02:08:30.069
Fucking can't say no.
02:08:30.109 --> 02:08:31.529
Dare not to bust.
02:08:34.497 --> 02:08:34.997
I dare you.
02:08:35.157 --> 02:08:36.378
I dare you not to bust.
02:08:36.398 --> 02:08:37.519
I dare you not to.
02:08:37.539 --> 02:08:39.720
I dare you not to bust.
02:08:40.361 --> 02:08:42.462
I dare you not to bust.
02:08:42.662 --> 02:08:43.322
I'm gonna.
02:08:46.144 --> 02:08:49.646
Don't you do it.
02:08:50.347 --> 02:08:51.928
Call him right before he's about to go.
02:08:52.188 --> 02:08:54.849
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:08:55.150 --> 02:08:55.470
Am I?
02:08:57.091 --> 02:08:57.911
I'm chickened out.
02:08:58.271 --> 02:09:00.593
Yeah, I got you.
02:09:01.933 --> 02:09:02.714
Next time, though.
02:09:02.755 --> 02:09:03.235
Next time.
02:09:03.255 --> 02:09:06.461
I'm saying I gotcha after coming out of Chick-fil-A.
02:09:07.924 --> 02:09:08.625
Gotcha.
02:09:09.627 --> 02:09:11.410
You look like such an idiot right now.
02:09:15.280 --> 02:09:16.480
My wife's going to hate this episode.
02:09:16.500 --> 02:09:19.201
My favorite jackass prank that they did.
02:09:21.101 --> 02:09:25.102
I'm Johnny Knoxville, and we're going to bust on Bam Margera's face.
02:09:29.223 --> 02:09:30.604
I was watching this clip the other day.
02:09:30.624 --> 02:09:33.645
I think it was from CKY.
02:09:34.105 --> 02:09:38.386
And they like, yeah, one of them shit on Ryan Dunn.
02:09:38.486 --> 02:09:38.826
Oh, mm-hmm.
02:09:39.626 --> 02:09:41.646
And then Bam's like, dude, put some jelly.
02:09:41.726 --> 02:09:43.567
Put the jelly on his face.
02:09:44.247 --> 02:09:46.529
Are you fucking giving me shit on me?
02:09:46.709 --> 02:09:49.591
And your idea is to put jelly on it?
02:09:52.033 --> 02:09:53.353
It's hard to go up from there.
02:09:53.434 --> 02:09:55.695
It's hard to do one-up shit.
02:09:55.975 --> 02:09:58.577
That one cranks me up.
02:09:59.618 --> 02:10:01.239
So what was your rating?
02:10:01.279 --> 02:10:04.021
My rating, from the heart, I want to give this one a five.
02:10:04.061 --> 02:10:05.802
A five sexual napalms.
02:10:06.803 --> 02:10:09.384
Five out of five sexual napalms, okay.
02:10:09.404 --> 02:10:10.525
Yeah, what does it mean?
02:10:12.046 --> 02:10:12.687
Good episode.
02:10:12.707 --> 02:10:12.987
Yeah.
02:10:13.007 --> 02:10:14.008
Do you like it or not?
02:10:14.088 --> 02:10:14.809
I can't tell.
02:10:15.210 --> 02:10:16.431
I don't know.
02:10:16.791 --> 02:10:17.091
Yeah.
02:10:17.392 --> 02:10:19.034
I wish they taught me this in school.
02:10:19.174 --> 02:10:19.474
Fuck.
02:10:20.675 --> 02:10:22.157
I think it's a five out of five for me.
02:10:23.238 --> 02:10:25.320
It just hit the whole time.
02:10:27.342 --> 02:10:27.783
Okay.
02:10:27.883 --> 02:10:28.704
Five out of five.
02:10:28.844 --> 02:10:29.164
Wow.
02:10:29.625 --> 02:10:30.025
All right.
02:10:31.705 --> 02:10:32.325
Tyler, let's go to you.
02:10:32.345 --> 02:10:34.646
That's going to occur as my first, the first five of five.
02:10:34.886 --> 02:10:36.886
Yeah, I was about to say that's your first perfect.
02:10:36.906 --> 02:10:38.807
That's your first five, yeah.
02:10:39.227 --> 02:10:43.248
Okay, I am pretty much in lockstep with Colin here.
02:10:43.268 --> 02:10:43.348
Wow.
02:10:44.508 --> 02:10:48.169
This was my favorite episode by a mile.
02:10:48.289 --> 02:10:52.730
Like, this was the first episode that, even the ones I've enjoyed before.
02:10:54.931 --> 02:11:21.604
there was moments where it would drag and i felt like this one just like zoomed like i was just like just flew by i laughed at pretty much every bit like you know there were some oofs obviously but even those like i thought kind of by my count yeah uh yeah i made a couple of doom guy noises but uh
02:11:25.370 --> 02:11:26.771
Yeah, hey, how many oops in this episode?
02:11:26.831 --> 02:11:27.632
Oof, oof, oof, oof.
02:11:28.492 --> 02:11:28.993
Oof, oof.
02:11:29.913 --> 02:11:30.954
Oof.
02:11:31.735 --> 02:11:34.056
But no, I loved it.
02:11:34.336 --> 02:11:36.058
I rated it 100 out of 100 boutique jibjabs.
02:11:36.118 --> 02:11:36.798
Wow, 100 out of 100.
02:11:37.219 --> 02:11:37.319
Okay.
02:11:45.522 --> 02:11:45.902
Wow.
02:11:46.483 --> 02:11:46.863
Perfect.
02:11:47.403 --> 02:11:48.624
So far, perfect scores.
02:11:48.844 --> 02:11:49.085
Yeah.
02:11:50.085 --> 02:11:51.086
I thought it was great.
02:11:52.007 --> 02:11:58.331
Yeah, and I did, you know, I did look this up, and this is one of the higher rated, like, people love this episode.
02:12:01.233 --> 02:12:02.834
Was there any, yeah, yeah.
02:12:02.874 --> 02:12:05.356
There's, like, a lot of iconic bits.
02:12:05.516 --> 02:12:10.860
I mean, the chicken fight, Randy Newman bit, like, there's just some really good shit.
02:12:12.377 --> 02:12:13.037
There are some, yeah.
02:12:13.057 --> 02:12:13.998
The Peter in the dress.
02:12:14.098 --> 02:12:14.998
Yeah.
02:12:15.438 --> 02:12:16.019
Unzip me.
02:12:16.619 --> 02:12:17.139
Yeah.
02:12:17.779 --> 02:12:18.420
Does something.
02:12:18.460 --> 02:12:21.401
Yeah, I mean, unzip me.
02:12:21.541 --> 02:12:23.142
Yeah.
02:12:23.162 --> 02:12:24.442
Get me hard.
02:12:24.462 --> 02:12:30.125
Yeah, and we get Quaglin fucking Loretta missionary style.
02:12:30.165 --> 02:12:31.705
That is another iconic bit.
02:12:32.286 --> 02:12:32.546
Yeah.
02:12:33.086 --> 02:12:33.346
Yeah.
02:12:34.306 --> 02:12:39.609
Well, this is tough because I.
02:12:42.247 --> 02:12:43.808
I'm not in lockstep with y'all.
02:12:44.368 --> 02:12:47.170
Now, I will say... Dude, I follow you.
02:12:47.190 --> 02:12:48.130
This was a Gaggers.
02:12:48.650 --> 02:12:50.111
This was a Gaggers episode.
02:12:50.151 --> 02:12:51.132
Gaggers Delight.
02:12:51.912 --> 02:12:53.533
Chicken Fight, Gaggers Delight.
02:12:54.653 --> 02:12:55.734
Yeah.
02:12:55.754 --> 02:12:57.395
Chicken Fight, Gaggers Delight.
02:12:57.475 --> 02:13:02.437
If it begins with Chicken Fight, episode B, Gaggers Delight.
02:13:09.547 --> 02:13:10.467
how do you do the structure?
02:13:10.487 --> 02:13:11.108
I'll figure out.
02:13:11.128 --> 02:13:11.488
Yeah.
02:13:11.528 --> 02:13:13.288
I was trying to figure out what the structure is.
02:13:13.408 --> 02:13:15.028
If you don't think I've been thinking about that.
02:13:15.108 --> 02:13:23.830
Cause I thought of the, if there's chicken fight gaggers, the light at like two minutes in, and I've been trying to think of the structure head part for two hours.
02:13:24.190 --> 02:13:29.051
I'm not like, Hmm.
02:13:32.032 --> 02:13:33.252
Time lapse.
02:13:34.132 --> 02:13:35.372
Asian reporters are dead.
02:13:36.013 --> 02:13:37.293
No, say the structure heads.
02:13:40.473 --> 02:13:53.262
um what is that i don't know what it means asian reporter is dead no say the structure heads that's a no for the structure no for the structure heads we want a one-time use right
02:13:55.780 --> 02:13:57.561
Yeah, it's only for this episode.
02:13:57.581 --> 02:13:58.041
Oh, okay.
02:13:58.242 --> 02:13:59.442
To keep you away from it.
02:13:59.602 --> 02:14:02.584
I don't know if Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa does not.
02:14:02.984 --> 02:14:03.905
I don't know if she dies again.
02:14:04.225 --> 02:14:04.565
You're right.
02:14:04.585 --> 02:14:04.986
She could.
02:14:05.286 --> 02:14:06.487
A lot of shit happens on the show.
02:14:06.687 --> 02:14:08.388
We got a lot of road ahead of us.
02:14:08.408 --> 02:14:10.169
Yeah, Jesus.
02:14:10.209 --> 02:14:11.590
We'll check in on 500 episodes.
02:14:12.010 --> 02:14:13.151
Yeah.
02:14:13.191 --> 02:14:15.132
So many hours from now.
02:14:16.313 --> 02:14:16.793
Yeah.
02:14:17.353 --> 02:14:18.134
We'll be gray.
02:14:18.434 --> 02:14:19.394
I think I was grumpy.
02:14:19.555 --> 02:14:20.215
I think I was grumpy.
02:14:20.235 --> 02:14:22.416
There are, I mean, clearly.
02:14:22.436 --> 02:14:24.758
Tyler will grow a full head of hair and we'll be gray.
02:14:25.571 --> 02:14:27.272
Yeah, clearly.
02:14:28.173 --> 02:14:32.175
I mean, I know that entire fucking Randy Newman bit by heart.
02:14:32.935 --> 02:14:37.738
Um, I, yeah, that I just.
02:14:39.618 --> 02:14:50.407
This whole episode, I was just like, I think maybe I knew in the back of my head it was a dream, but it was like someone was describing a dream to me where I was just like, I don't give it.
02:14:50.747 --> 02:14:53.809
I know this is all going to be reversed at the end of the episode.
02:14:53.849 --> 02:14:54.790
Like, I don't give a shit.
02:14:55.451 --> 02:14:57.693
It's sort of like, I get it.
02:14:57.793 --> 02:15:01.896
It was kind of like their version of Treehouse, a horror episode.
02:15:03.317 --> 02:15:05.319
And people love Treehouse, a horror episodes.
02:15:05.979 --> 02:15:06.780
Those are just never.
02:15:08.720 --> 02:15:15.543
So the last episode, when they ended by leaving in an escape pod, you were like, well, they'll come back.
02:15:17.104 --> 02:15:21.506
I guess there's a difference between the cutaway guy.
02:15:21.746 --> 02:15:23.907
This makes sense to me.
02:15:23.967 --> 02:15:26.908
That's how houses work, dude.
02:15:27.529 --> 02:15:28.809
No, here's what I'd say.
02:15:28.949 --> 02:15:31.370
An episode of Scrubs, I can handle.
02:15:32.051 --> 02:15:33.831
You know, they do their cutaways on there.
02:15:33.912 --> 02:15:36.653
But if the whole episode was the world is over.
02:15:37.537 --> 02:15:39.318
I'll be like, well, this is a fucking dream or something.
02:15:39.338 --> 02:15:40.819
We're just none of these events.
02:15:40.839 --> 02:15:45.002
So the musical episode of Scrubs where they're all singing, but it's actually that guy's tumor.
02:15:45.723 --> 02:15:46.343
I'm out.
02:15:47.464 --> 02:15:47.964
Probably.
02:15:48.004 --> 02:15:48.745
I don't like musicals.
02:15:48.765 --> 02:15:51.287
Also one of the highest rated Scrubs episodes.
02:15:51.987 --> 02:15:52.928
I don't remember that one.
02:15:53.048 --> 02:15:53.789
Anyway, anyway.
02:15:54.409 --> 02:15:59.793
What I'm saying is I just, that's never my cup of tea, I guess I would say.
02:16:00.813 --> 02:16:02.114
My cup of tea is pissed.
02:16:06.733 --> 02:16:07.273
I don't know.
02:16:07.293 --> 02:16:08.133
I don't know.
02:16:08.193 --> 02:16:08.694
It's midnight.
02:16:08.774 --> 02:16:09.254
It's midnight.
02:16:09.274 --> 02:16:10.734
I don't know where this comes from.
02:16:11.494 --> 02:16:13.695
It is midnight.
02:16:13.715 --> 02:16:17.696
Oh, my God.
02:16:17.856 --> 02:16:19.377
Sorry.
02:16:19.417 --> 02:16:20.677
Look, there's some things I like.
02:16:20.757 --> 02:16:21.837
Here's what I'm going to say.
02:16:21.857 --> 02:16:24.458
If the structure you miss, your tea is piss.
02:16:25.038 --> 02:16:26.999
This is very specific to this episode.
02:16:30.882 --> 02:16:31.843
Of what we're doing here.
02:16:33.344 --> 02:16:34.305
Now, yeah.
02:16:35.266 --> 02:16:41.932
I mean, some of mine, look, I was probably being too grumpy with it, but I wrote down like, at one point, this is a perfect example.
02:16:41.972 --> 02:16:45.054
Yeah, let's establish you were in a hot car with your sleeping child when you watched this.
02:16:45.154 --> 02:16:45.875
No, no.
02:16:45.915 --> 02:16:46.896
Well, at this point, no.
02:16:46.996 --> 02:16:48.277
I was laying down on a bed.
02:16:48.297 --> 02:16:50.039
You're saving your children locked to you in a hot car.
02:16:50.099 --> 02:16:51.240
I watched half in a car.
02:16:51.260 --> 02:16:51.940
They got revenge.
02:16:52.101 --> 02:16:53.021
I got locked in a hot car.
02:16:54.002 --> 02:16:54.342
Yeah.
02:16:54.442 --> 02:16:56.623
Just like, just like that standup dog.
02:16:56.643 --> 02:17:00.343
I was left in a hot car all by myself.
02:17:00.443 --> 02:17:01.724
If he's hot, you're hot.
02:17:01.744 --> 02:17:02.424
Let your dad out.
02:17:02.444 --> 02:17:03.264
Let me know it's midnight.
02:17:04.584 --> 02:17:05.064
Oh my God.
02:17:05.084 --> 02:17:07.725
If your dad's hot, let him out.
02:17:09.125 --> 02:17:09.765
Dilfing it up.
02:17:10.085 --> 02:17:11.206
They, yeah.
02:17:11.426 --> 02:17:11.866
Oh, okay.
02:17:12.006 --> 02:17:12.266
Yeah.
02:17:12.306 --> 02:17:16.787
So like the gun thing in particular, just like drove me nuts.
02:17:17.647 --> 02:17:23.188
Cause I was just like this, this is, if they had established the gun thing.
02:17:24.751 --> 02:17:32.475
Five minutes earlier or something, but like at episode or minute 17, they're like, Hey, now there's guns.
02:17:33.215 --> 02:17:35.356
Oh, you're going to want these, but then they just throw it away.
02:17:35.416 --> 02:17:38.377
Like it, it's also compressed within that time.
02:17:38.417 --> 02:17:39.538
There's no payoff.
02:17:39.618 --> 02:17:41.019
Like, it's not a payoff to me.
02:17:41.079 --> 02:17:47.922
It's just like, it feels very, the whole episode is very much just, and then writing instead of like.
02:17:49.071 --> 02:17:52.832
there's, it's just, oh, they run into these survivors.
02:17:53.092 --> 02:17:54.973
Oh, and now that's this.
02:17:55.133 --> 02:18:01.635
And now, and now there's Randy Newman and now this, and now another thing happens and like nothing, there's no consequences to anything.
02:18:01.675 --> 02:18:06.777
It just like nothing because this happens, this happens.
02:18:06.857 --> 02:18:07.597
There's none of that.
02:18:07.637 --> 02:18:09.978
It's just like, it's like someone describing a dream.
02:18:10.038 --> 02:18:12.839
And I just like, I, you know what?
02:18:12.899 --> 02:18:14.719
I'm going back to, I had amended my rating.
02:18:14.859 --> 02:18:15.239
I'm back.
02:18:15.399 --> 02:18:16.580
I'm back to my original rating.
02:18:17.917 --> 02:18:20.718
One, one, two of an apple.
02:18:20.998 --> 02:18:22.078
I didn't like this episode.
02:18:22.438 --> 02:18:22.938
Out of how many?
02:18:22.998 --> 02:18:24.659
I know that's five.
02:18:25.599 --> 02:18:26.999
Half an apple out of five?
02:18:27.959 --> 02:18:28.119
One.
02:18:28.920 --> 02:18:31.600
One, one, two of five apple bites.
02:18:32.400 --> 02:18:33.141
I'm giving it a one.
02:18:34.041 --> 02:18:35.521
Two perfects and a one?
02:18:35.541 --> 02:18:37.642
That's crazy, dude.
02:18:38.062 --> 02:18:40.282
I had it at a 0.5 at first.
02:18:40.522 --> 02:18:42.163
I really didn't like it at first.
02:18:42.183 --> 02:18:42.963
Wow.
02:18:43.023 --> 02:18:43.603
Oh my God.
02:18:44.783 --> 02:18:47.624
I was about to give it a two, but as I'm talking it through, I'm giving it a two.
02:18:48.828 --> 02:18:49.648
Look, there's some bits.
02:18:50.709 --> 02:18:51.469
I'll bump it up.
02:18:51.869 --> 02:18:53.010
I'll give it one and a half.
02:18:53.030 --> 02:18:53.470
I like it.
02:18:53.770 --> 02:18:54.831
I'll give it one and a half.
02:18:56.451 --> 02:18:56.832
It's piss.
02:18:56.912 --> 02:18:57.352
I love it.
02:18:57.772 --> 02:19:02.914
It's, I love it so much like piss.
02:19:02.934 --> 02:19:04.875
And piss is like napalm.
02:19:05.476 --> 02:19:06.356
Sexual napalm.
02:19:06.396 --> 02:19:07.677
Piss is napalm.
02:19:08.917 --> 02:19:10.378
Piss napalm.
02:19:11.038 --> 02:19:12.059
And I piss napalm.
02:19:12.579 --> 02:19:12.799
And.
02:19:14.535 --> 02:19:15.215
It is midnight.
02:19:16.776 --> 02:19:17.737
Oh, my God.
02:19:18.717 --> 02:19:23.080
I wrote, after that definition of irony joke, I wrote, fuck off.
02:19:23.180 --> 02:19:25.281
Like, I got mad at this episode.
02:19:25.301 --> 02:19:26.642
I didn't enjoy it.
02:19:26.942 --> 02:19:28.663
The gags weren't gagging for me.
02:19:29.003 --> 02:19:30.044
There were certain ones that...
02:19:30.064 --> 02:19:31.064
I laughed at the definition of irony one.
02:19:31.184 --> 02:19:32.145
It's stupid.
02:19:32.185 --> 02:19:33.145
They know it was stupid.
02:19:33.205 --> 02:19:35.047
And it gets attacked by an octopus.
02:19:35.087 --> 02:19:35.427
Yeah.
02:19:36.167 --> 02:19:37.289
That's the whole episode.
02:19:37.309 --> 02:19:39.271
It's like, you got to hand wave it.
02:19:39.331 --> 02:19:42.375
It's so much hand waving.
02:19:42.635 --> 02:19:43.356
I'm not going to air.
02:19:44.217 --> 02:19:44.958
I didn't like it.
02:19:45.078 --> 02:19:46.099
I'm fully accepting it.
02:19:46.119 --> 02:19:46.880
I'm taking it in.
02:19:47.160 --> 02:19:47.421
Yeah.
02:19:47.661 --> 02:19:49.183
I'm gagging on it.
02:19:49.764 --> 02:19:50.705
I'm fully.
02:19:51.085 --> 02:19:52.206
Gagging on that piss.
02:19:53.632 --> 02:19:55.133
I'm fully...
02:19:55.413 --> 02:19:56.073
But I'm happy.
02:19:56.333 --> 02:19:57.254
But it's good.
02:19:57.494 --> 02:19:58.234
I'm fine with...
02:19:58.394 --> 02:19:59.275
I understand.
02:19:59.735 --> 02:20:03.376
I'm owning that this is a contrarian position.
02:20:03.396 --> 02:20:06.258
I know most people really fucking love this episode.
02:20:06.538 --> 02:20:09.039
There is stuff about it that is like...
02:20:10.425 --> 02:20:12.546
I love Joe in this episode.
02:20:12.586 --> 02:20:18.928
I love, like, I love the elements of the characters that we're getting, but it's just a, like, I love Joe.
02:20:19.408 --> 02:20:20.028
I love Joe.
02:20:20.108 --> 02:20:20.428
Yeah.
02:20:21.008 --> 02:20:23.289
Sex McFarlane and Peter Griffin.
02:20:24.510 --> 02:20:27.110
Oh, and then Jason, Jason.
02:20:27.130 --> 02:20:29.111
Well, here's the thing.
02:20:29.131 --> 02:20:35.813
I have to, I, I, I, yes, I try to edit the transcripts and I just, I copy in.
02:20:35.833 --> 02:20:37.714
I, I, I, I,
02:20:39.042 --> 02:20:47.226
Control F and I replace your names every time, but it's easier for me if I just keep mine on the same way.
02:20:48.306 --> 02:20:50.007
And this means nothing to anyone.
02:20:50.307 --> 02:20:50.587
Anyway.
02:20:50.907 --> 02:20:51.668
Oh my God.
02:20:54.029 --> 02:20:58.431
You know what's so funny is I was, I knew this was going to happen.
02:20:58.711 --> 02:21:07.935
Like watching this, I was like, Jason's going to hate this because yeah, it was, yeah, it was just pure gag.
02:21:09.110 --> 02:21:18.217
But I, and like, I can lot, like I'm, I'm hearing, like, I'm listening to you say this and I am not disagreeing with anything you say.
02:21:18.397 --> 02:21:19.258
Like, I agree.
02:21:19.278 --> 02:21:28.125
I'm like, this is not like, it is just so absurd and there's no grounded, nothing, nothing's grounded anything, but.
02:21:28.725 --> 02:21:33.347
For some fucking reason, every joke just was so funny to me.
02:21:33.487 --> 02:21:35.748
Like, and it just like, it worked.
02:21:35.848 --> 02:21:39.630
And like, I was, but I looked at it and I was like, logically, this like shouldn't work.
02:21:39.870 --> 02:21:43.012
But it just, it just did for me.
02:21:43.332 --> 02:21:44.052
And I thought it was great.
02:21:44.372 --> 02:21:44.672
Yeah.
02:21:45.073 --> 02:21:48.014
There are a couple bits there that didn't work for me.
02:21:48.094 --> 02:21:50.495
It stuck to its guns the whole time.
02:21:50.515 --> 02:21:51.295
It didn't.
02:21:51.355 --> 02:21:52.556
The guns that Jason hates.
02:21:53.476 --> 02:21:54.637
Made out of irrigation pipe.
02:21:55.908 --> 02:21:58.749
Look, I... No, I don't hate the...
02:21:58.849 --> 02:21:59.349
I don't hate the guns.
02:21:59.369 --> 02:22:00.070
No, you look...
02:22:00.390 --> 02:22:00.970
I respect...
02:22:01.090 --> 02:22:07.113
I respect right to bear arms, but... Jason's a huge gun nut.
02:22:07.153 --> 02:22:07.693
That's what we...
02:22:08.013 --> 02:22:17.397
I'm a big, big gun nut, so... Oh, and if you're not watching, you're missing out on some more cat ass.
02:22:17.457 --> 02:22:18.397
Cat ass.
02:22:18.437 --> 02:22:19.337
Cat ass!
02:22:21.322 --> 02:22:23.183
Look, I'll, you know what?
02:22:23.343 --> 02:22:23.643
Yeah.
02:22:23.943 --> 02:22:24.203
All right.
02:22:24.483 --> 02:22:27.564
No, I'm not amending, but yeah.
02:22:27.604 --> 02:22:28.405
There are some bits.
02:22:28.645 --> 02:22:31.226
Bill Clinton squeezing Hillary Clinton's titty.
02:22:31.906 --> 02:22:32.186
Yes.
02:22:32.386 --> 02:22:32.606
Funny.
02:22:32.666 --> 02:22:33.067
Got me hard.
02:22:33.467 --> 02:22:33.787
Funny.
02:22:33.947 --> 02:22:34.347
Got me.
02:22:34.547 --> 02:22:34.987
I loved it.
02:22:35.588 --> 02:22:48.212
But those moments from, I think the chicken fight is the most like emblematic thing for me where it's just like, I don't, what is this?
02:22:48.473 --> 02:22:49.273
Is what, like.
02:22:50.491 --> 02:22:53.916
And I think maybe the first time I saw it, I may have enjoyed it.
02:22:54.236 --> 02:22:59.323
And I get, and I, and to each their own, like I don't fault anybody for.
02:23:02.377 --> 02:23:30.648
liking this i get it you know some people crazy to follow people on your family if you like this turn it off and don't talk to me ever again but i just mean i i guess what i'm trying to say is like it's not like i'm too i'm not being i don't think i'm being elitist this is not an elitism i don't think you are either i have given i was the first to give this show a five star i was the first and
02:23:31.828 --> 02:23:35.631
So it's not like I'm not looking down on the show.
02:23:35.912 --> 02:23:36.552
I'm not a hater.
02:23:36.572 --> 02:23:37.313
I'm not a hater.
02:23:37.613 --> 02:23:39.915
This is just like not the family guy.
02:23:40.095 --> 02:23:45.560
And this is so, it's tough because this is like such an iconic, yeah, chicken fight.
02:23:45.880 --> 02:23:47.341
People fucking love chicken fight.
02:23:47.361 --> 02:23:51.464
It's like first thing that pops up when people think about the show.
02:23:52.085 --> 02:23:55.828
Coming from the guy who fully recited the Randy Newman bit too.
02:23:56.188 --> 02:23:58.810
Like you made us sit there and watch you.
02:23:59.271 --> 02:24:00.432
That's where the one came from.
02:24:01.282 --> 02:24:05.185
Oh, so it would have been a zero if not for the Newman.
02:24:05.225 --> 02:24:06.246
No, I bumped up.
02:24:06.326 --> 02:24:07.427
I bumped up to one and a half.
02:24:07.687 --> 02:24:07.988
Okay.
02:24:08.468 --> 02:24:08.668
Yeah.
02:24:08.908 --> 02:24:09.669
So it would have been a half.
02:24:09.969 --> 02:24:10.310
Man.
02:24:10.650 --> 02:24:11.190
Randy Newman.
02:24:11.250 --> 02:24:15.134
I think the Randy Newman bit on its own is worth one point.
02:24:15.234 --> 02:24:15.414
Yeah.
02:24:16.435 --> 02:24:22.100
I don't besmirch anybody for thinking that this episode and Family Guy in general sucks.
02:24:22.140 --> 02:24:22.960
It's not their cup of piss.
02:24:22.980 --> 02:24:23.841
Yeah, it's not their cup of piss.
02:24:23.861 --> 02:24:24.622
Yeah, you be smirching.
02:24:24.642 --> 02:24:25.642
Not my type of piss, dude.
02:24:26.563 --> 02:24:27.504
Tyler be smirching.
02:24:27.744 --> 02:24:28.285
I be smirching.
02:24:28.325 --> 02:24:29.406
Yeah, I be smirching.
02:24:30.348 --> 02:24:31.369
Oh, you'd be smirching.
02:24:31.389 --> 02:24:32.711
Oh, I'm smirching.
02:24:36.034 --> 02:24:40.879
Well, fellas, on that note, I'm just going to, yeah, I'm just going to push on.
02:24:40.899 --> 02:24:42.040
Longest one yet.
02:24:42.100 --> 02:24:43.141
How did we do this?
02:24:45.604 --> 02:24:49.068
I mean, yeah, our latest, yeah, run time.
02:24:49.088 --> 02:24:50.369
Our latest and longest.
02:24:51.350 --> 02:24:53.012
Latest, latest, longest.
02:24:55.343 --> 02:24:55.703
best?
02:24:56.784 --> 02:24:57.044
Worst?
02:24:57.064 --> 02:24:57.604
Who's to say?
02:24:57.624 --> 02:24:58.005
I don't know.
02:24:58.905 --> 02:25:00.907
I didn't care for the napalm bit.
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Yeah.
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When Family Guy Guys Guys does a review of our podcast.
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Yeah.
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They go for four hours on that shit.
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Well, they got a lot to talk about.
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Yeah.
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They've got way more than we do.
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They have a lot.
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Yeah.
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It would be funny if they discussed our two and a half hour episode in half an hour.
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Yeah, they blast through.
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They're so efficient.
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Yeah, their bullet points are way...
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They got time cut stamps.
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They've clipped it already.
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They're so good, dude.
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Yeah, they're really good.
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They're really good.
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Well...
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If you're pissed at me, fucking email Fight Me and then email me feedback@FamilyGuyGuys.com.
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Fight you and then email you?
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Yeah, fight, yeah.
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Chicken fight my ass, bitch.
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I'm gonna kick your ass and send you an email.
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