Revisiting WWE SmackDown 2007 - The Great Khali Wins The World Title

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Boys, Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred
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and fifty seven.
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I don't get anything funny to say.
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It is time for us to head to SmackDown for
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July twentieth yay two thousand and seven, No where everything changes.
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Everything that goes wrong is going wrong in the world
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at WWE, including everyone getting injured. But when that happens,
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you have to call for the big Man.
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But before we get into that, we have the Deadlock updates.
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and the other. And on the last episode of the
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After Show we played Backyard Wrestling Number one Don't try
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this at home and remembered just how fucking insane that
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game and that.
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Roster is Yeah, I had a great time on that one.
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Dude. I love that game and it actually makes me
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even more excited because that means, you know, eventually we're
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gonna have to play backyard wrestling too, And I've never
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played that with you, and that's my favorite.
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One and and oh oh, got nothing else to say.
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They put it all on the line for our entertainment.
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with our pal former two time DPW World Tag Team Champion,
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with Dominic Kareny. It is Kevin Cou, Kevin Cooh joins
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It was a great time. Rikkeish was there.
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Rakish was there and a card full of I mean,
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it's the most fucking two thousand card I could actually
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ever imagine. I was. I was naming the matches before
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I even knew they were coming to the ring. It
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was ridiculous.
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It was pretty impressive.
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the updates. Now let's talk about SmackDown July twentieth, two
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thousand and seven.
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All right, let's get into WWE's SmackDown for July twentieth,
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two thousand and seven.
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Oh man, oh man, I love talking about this era.
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I have such a good time watching the very inspired
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SmackDown writing and wrestling from two thousand and seven. James Boy,
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oh boy. In fact, I sat here watching it going yipee.
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I was fucking jumping for joy watching this show.
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Man. If you go to any comments on a two
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thousand and seven SmackDown episode on YouTube or TikTokers, this
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was the gold age.
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I think that if I had the chance, if I
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could reach through the screen and throttle anyone, it would
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be anybody that had a good time watching.
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This back the fuck in, man, the summer is about
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to change.
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Before we talk about this lovely episode of SmackDown from
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two thousand and seven, let's talk about what was going
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on in the shitty water wrestling with the Wrestling Observer
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newsletter from The Observer, July nineteenth to two thousand and seven.
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The latest WWE video game was almost complete when it
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was ordered to extract Benoir from it. There was apparently
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a lot of problems because things were so far in
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the process, but the feeling was it would be a
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pr disaster to release the game with Benoir as one
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of the star characters. Well, that would have been a
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fucking disaster. But I will say I do think a
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lot of people use this as an excuse is why
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that game uh sucked ass And really I left this
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in here too. Once again bring up that smack of
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verser All two thousand and eight sucks ass and you
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should be ashamed if you fuck with this game. Thank you,
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melt he says. All of you SmackDown fans, all of
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you if you recall Meltzer said, I said to enjoy
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it while you can. There has been a philosophy change
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with the show, and Meltzer says this could just as
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easily change the next two weeks. The idea is SmackDown
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is no longer the wrestling show and is now to
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be booked like Raw. The reason behind this is the
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loss of London, Kendrick, Booker, Kennedy, and Benoit. The belief
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is they don't have the talent depth to do the
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show the old way, even with Finley and Edge anchoring
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the brand's in ring and Hardy there and Masterio back
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soon Vince changed a lot of the show this week
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to lead to the new philosophy. I mean, boy, oh boy,
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we've talked about this. I feel like this has come
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up a decent amount of times, James, where you know
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there's a backstage deal, like hey, you guys got to
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slow it down, and this, that and the other. I
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feel like this is another one of those, and this
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SmackDown felt absolutely like that.
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I love how much motion Paul London had. He was
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making shit happen.
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This SmackDown we lost, whereas London.
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Yeah, they lost Paul London. They said, hey man, he
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show's done.
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Might as well kill the cruiser, right division, Like what
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the fuck are we gonna do? That little bastard was
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going nuts. Vince is kind of intrigued by Sandman, so
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he may get an undercard push. Vince likes his unique
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character in interviews. This makes so much sense, actually, like
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Vince always has guys at one. Salmon's awesome, but like
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Sandman being the antithesis of we and Vince liking that
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makes so much sense.
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Yeah, I mean, Samman's awesome in any company, but one
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where he sticks out like a sore thumb. I mean,
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it's hard to ignore that.
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Jim Ross's restaurant is now open in Norman, Oklahoma. The
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place is decorated with autographs of wrestlers, as well as
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John Wayne memorabilia and a Mickey Mantle room, which are
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two of his childhood heroes. Meltzer says, we need to
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find Charlie O'Connell and get a jersey or roller skates.
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I'm assuming that somebody else Jarad likes or Meltzer was
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just kind of just thrown in guys that he likes.
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Here he fucks with Charlie O'Connell in the middle of this. Hey,
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I'm putting out of bounty. Can we find some Charlie
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O'Connell jerseys for me? Among other items, there are Triple
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H's wrestling boots, Rick Flair's boots, and Shawn Michael's ring
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outfit and Undertaker ring outfit to Austin's boots he wore
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at three different WrestleMania's, Mick Foley's last SOCO, and Caine's
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last mask Jr. Restaurant. Man, I don't know how much
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I've heard of this. I can't imagine this still exists,
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and I'm sad we would have totally made a trip
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out to the JR Restaurant.
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You know what I would order if I went to
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the JR restaurant?
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If James went to the JR restaurant, I mean, you
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would wear your best, you'd have the chain on. I mean,
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you'd be ready to go. Probably take a nice gander
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at the menu. I'm sure the waitresses are super nice.
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I just caid, what would you order?
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I would get a j R Burger with a sign
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of Charlie O'Connell fries and a John Wayne milkshake.
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A bit.
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I want to say style, I'll say it stinks here. Man,
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there's a bunch of bullshit her Triple Ah's boots over there.
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I mean also wearing these are three different WrestleManias. Can
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you guys air this fucking place out? What is going
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on here?
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Where? Did Nick fully keep the sock?
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Well? Sh all that waitresses talk about shirt? I like,
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I like this? It was all right?
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Says you got your talking like that. I guess if
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you'll come in.
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Oh well, god damn, shut all you want.
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It's just a pretty good restaurant.
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You want the can Coca cola?
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Absolutely not. I'm about to go to Scott Stewners show.
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Oh you leave here what I order? We'll beat the
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funk out of you about that.
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I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
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I'm back and forth conversation with waitress doing jay Orfo said,
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you doing j Orful?
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It's a pretty kick ass restaurant.
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Well, JR. Back there on the broileries style ship, you.
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Got the poor and starboard attachment. Rep up those fires.
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We serve.
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I'd about to, oh, what's here too? Well? Hey, oh,
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I don't know who are you?
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Oh you did, j R? Oh ship, you're mocking me.
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I'm just saying what I'm saying.
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Are you done with those burgers yet? Jim? The table
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three wants them?
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We serve food here, sir.
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Thank you, sir? May I have.
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It?
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Prob even goes up to the table. Someone's complaining about
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their fucking burger?
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Fuck you you're wrong? Are you sure? Uh my burger
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was made incorrectly?
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Who's talking to me?
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Well, it's I'm at the table. I'm a customer. Fuck you,
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you're wrong. You were right? Well I don't even particularly
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like Sean Michaels.
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Okay. After downplaying it all week, Edge gave word this week.
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He suffered a torn pectoral muscle after taking a bad
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bump while selling for Kaine in the Marty gras Uh
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ceremony on the seven to ten SmackDown Show. Because of
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the injury, he became the latest and a long list
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of SmackDown World champions who lost their titles or plan
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title runs due to outside forces, which we'll talk about
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on the show, but just in case anyone's I know,
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it is not to work for whatever reason, they didn't
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just fucking do this to get Kali the belt out
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of nowhere. Edge is actually hurt, which that sucks, Like,
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I feel like he's had a fucking super bad shake,
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especially like leading up to seven here, where you know
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he's kind of getting somewhere and then he gets hurt
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over and over again.
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Yeah, dude, he definitely had problems with injuries that plagued
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his entire career. I mean, thankfully he was able to
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do shit like in between the injuries, but it felt
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like whenever he was finally having the run at the
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top deal, it's like something always came down on him.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's I mean, it's it's a fucking miracle
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that dude still wrestles today. From The Observer, July twenty fifth,
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two thousand and seven, Mascarita Segrata is quitting the promotion
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of I believe this is triple A to join CML,
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where they offered him a big pay raise to come
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in as Mini Mistico. His contract expires in September, but
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he's looking to get out. Earlier, there was heat on
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him because they booked him to drop his Mexican national
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minis title on the July sixth Heah Show, and he
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refused to do the job. They ended up with Mini
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Hysteria beating Mascarita Divina. Sorry if I'm saying that wrong
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to become number one contender. It wasn't clear what they
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were gonna do with the title at that at press time,
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I love Vasgrida Sograda. I mean, my man, he knows
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he's a draw. He's going where the big money contract
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is and I'm not doing any jobs. This is a
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hall of favor right here.
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I mean, this is like one of the highest regarded
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minis of all time. Of course, I'm not fucking jobbing
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on my way out. Brother.
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Hell no, I'm not here. The territory lives and dies
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by me. I'm not fucking making the next one. I'm
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the one. I'm out here. I'm about to be a
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mini Mistico. They're gonna play the song for me at all?
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Fuck you. Last couple of things here from The Observer,
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July thirtieth, two thousand and seven. SmackDown on July twentieth,
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that's the one we're about to review, did a two
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point six rating on the Fast Nationals and an early
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estimate of four point thirty million viewers. What's seemed to
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drive the ratings above usual was the Battle Royal with
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the championship steak, as it was a major growth during
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that match. So uh, I mean, that's a lot of
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goddamn people for this smack Down. A lot of people
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disappointed by what they were watching.
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Dude. Wow, a two point six rating is above usual
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for SmackDown in two thousand and seven.
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Yeah, yeah, I guess so at the very least, you know,
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the Fast Nationals of it. Yeah, I mean, I don't
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know what they were at unless that was maybe there
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were maybe they were like two point three, Like maybe
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it wasn't too far.
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I mean that's like, you know, we're only so many
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years removed from when this show would regularly do fives.
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Time comes for us all James even for wrestling that
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the truth. Last thing here, Dustin Rhodes was scheduled with
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a gimmick called Platinum. I believe this is TNA instead
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of gold Dust, and instead of quoting lines from movies,
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he would be quoting instead of sorry, and instead of
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quoting lines from movies, he would be quoting lyrics from songs.
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Meltzer says it worked for Michael Hayes in nineteen eighty three. However,
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when going through trademarks, they found on an independent wrestler
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had trademarked that name, so they have to tweak things.
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The Dustin Rhodes BOLTI verse really expands unbelievably far. I mean,
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gold Dust loves movies, Black Rain hates movies, it loves TV.
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Platinum hates them both and loves music. That's pretty impressive, man,
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Like it's like the faces of Folly at seven on
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this room, my damn career.
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Seven hated wrestling.
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The face is a fully hoie fuck. I mean him
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doing gold Dust, Black Rain, fucking seven and Platinum all
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in the same show, Like, I mean, you could have
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run a whole goddamn dusted roads shows. He is the
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Austin Powers of WCW if he wanted to be well,
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that is it for the observer. Now let's talk about
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w SmackDown July twenty, two thousand and seven.
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All right, let's get into this SmackDown. Yes, sir, we
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promise you a great Maine event here tonight.
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Rady Blassy, the Maker of Champions.
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Andre the Giant running Wild rest peace, My god? What
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an if you.
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Are fire?
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Jimmy, Hell yeah, it's not over. No world is watching.
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Wow. That was fucking great job, buddy.
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I mean that's what it's all about.
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Boys, That's what the fuck we do here. This show
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did not deserve such a cool intro this show.
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Come on, man, yeah, I mean we're about to change
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some things. Man, the summer is about to get interesting.
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What the hell does that mean?
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No Paul London, no Spanky, but we got a new top.
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Guy, the summer of great Colleague.
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So we get the intro to smack Down here, which
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uses the theme song Rise Up. This is the one
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with the comic book drawings of all the SmackDown wrestlers.
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It has drawings of Edge Caine, Batista, Mark Henry, Undertaker,
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and Fit Finley. Kane's is fucking egregious.
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Dude. I mean they made him crazy, gummed out, like
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he looks fucking nuts. Finley's is they're all scary.
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His nuts looking too, man. I think the best one
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up here was probably Mark Henry's. His was kind of cool.
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Mark Henry's was kind of cool. Even the Undertaker one
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was kind of closer to like, at least those ones
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looked like them, Like, these are fucked up looking these
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Like why did they make them look like this? Why
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didn't they juice to like cool drawings? Why'd they make
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them look fucking insane?
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Nowadays they use some AI bullshit. Dude, they I mean
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the fingers, his eyes, this doesn't look real.
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You mean it's Caine. Use your imagination the fun I
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at least liked that Kine was in hell in his.
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Kine looks different on every piece of media they show
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through this entire show, and then at the end of
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this show, it like zooms in on his face and
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you're like, oh, yeah, this is like a normal dude.
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They didn't want to give like Eugene the drawing or uh,
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Deuce and Domino, who the hell is that? They're the fuck?
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Come on, they're carrying the tag division here on this show.
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Holy fuck, what happened to Spanky in London.
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That they had to get sent to the other side
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of the tracks?
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Oh dude, So the Pyro goes off here to start
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the show as Michael Cole and JBL welcome us to Laredo, Texas.
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You ready for a shitty as show, Mogel, Yes, the go.
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Home show here for the Great American Bash two thousand
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and seven.
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Indeed, and as you said, Laredo, Texas were in here,
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we're still smacked on fist. Doesn't feel right, I assumed
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in my brain two thousand and seven is always HD era,
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We've already changed to that. But no, we're still smacked
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on fist.
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Yeah. The only reason I expected the SmackDown fist is
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literally because the SmackDown versus Row two thousand and eight.
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Ah, you know what, that makes a lot of sense.
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Cole does say that we've heard news all week long,
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an announcement concerning the World Heavyweight Championship, and I said, oh,
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and I guess you know what, I should have expected
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that this was going to be how this started. I mean,
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I knew the only thing I knew going in through
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the show is that there was a battle Royal for
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the world title. Everything else was kind of up in
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the air. But I guess I should have known that
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it wasn't just for fun, like somebody buzz them got hurt.
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Yeah, so we start off here with the Teddy Long
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town Hall. He's going to come out here to announce
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that Edge has been injured and he cannot compete for
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the next thirty days. So it's all over.
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He says. His personal physician said that he won't be
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able to compete for the next thirty days. And Teddy says,
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now as we know we yes, we know. It states
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in the Bye Laws of the WWE rule Book that
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a champion must offend his title within that period of
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time thirty days. Wow, this book goes out the fucking
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window eventually.
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Huh Yeah, what rule book is that?
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You know what? They did release a physical WE rule
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book at one point I did I either own it
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or I did own it.
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Dude.
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I want to find the w rule book that they
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released and I'm going to go over it. I'm gonna
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see if there's any gems we get funded that. So yeah,
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Teddy says he's here to inform me that Edge will
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be relinquishing the world title. Tonight, which gets a big
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pop from the crowd. Yeah.
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Edge is actually pretty emotional about all this stuff, and
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the crowd is just chanting you suck out on the
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entire time, dude.
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They are giving him the total business, which I mean,
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it's a testament to how over he was as a heel.
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Though absolutely I will say it is taped. That is
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also very true. So ye in the bylaws of the
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rule book, they're smacked down his taped. These reactions are fucked.
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They at the very least are fifty percent canned. And
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you could expect that, but I mean, you know, I
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want to be surprised if if most of it was
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real heat here. So Teddy introduced his Edge and he says,
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Edges appearing for the last time as world champion, I
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mean that was pretty nuts. And Cole Cole says it's
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a Saturday for Edge, and j B says, well, it's
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a Saturday for SmackDown. He was the one to put
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butts in the seats. We have no draws draws on
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this show.
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Call Maggle, they fucking released Brian Kendrick, Paul London. Is
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I hear Magle? Michael Mister Kennedy failed what do we do?
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So? Edges in the ring and he takes his glasses off.
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He's sad. The crowd chance you suck, dude, the crowd
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chances you suck. And then it cuts to his sign
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in the crowd that says, rated our stupid star get
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fucked dide.
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Edges like looking out into the crowd with tears in
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his eyes.
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You suck, you suck. That's nuts. He's like trying to
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get through the speech too. He's like, oh man, this
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is gonna be tough. Uh can I get some appropriate lighting?
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So they put a spotlight on him. He says, as
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a kid grown up, I used to watch what was
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then the old Wrestling Federation. What break his neck, then
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break his legs while you're not it pipe and blaws.
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We don't call it that anymore. Pipe and some booze.
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Deficularly is he actually no mechalic?
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Stupid?
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He says, my achievements having come with their setbacks. He's
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torn his peck, he's ruptured his groin and broken his foot,
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had surgery five times in my left knee.
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Oh wow, that goes around a lot of.
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That's a SmackDown sickness. You get there, Yeah, you get
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a bunch of the surgeries. When you show up with
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the blue bread that's at the bylaws. He says he
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didn't for himself to prove he could do it when
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he came back, and he said there was a lot
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of people that have doubted that he could.
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Uh.
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He says, I can deal with all those injuries because
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they happened in my home, because this is my home.
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But last week I was innocently attacked by a seven
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foot psychotic monster named Kane. Was it back room's drawing
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Kane the drunk because that dude was getting down crazy dude.
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I love the way he said this. He said, all
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these injuries happened, you know, in the battlefield, but this
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one was different because Caine crashed my Marty Grass celebration.
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So I hope you're happy, Kaine.
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How could you do this? How could you do this?
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Did Edge like just win the title? Why the funk
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was he having a Marti Grass celebration?
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Shit me dieing? I have no fucking idea. It's so funny.
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They show up video on a second it's Edge celebrating
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Marty Grass style. Fuck you, Kine, you fucking.
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Ruin me Marty Grass.
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No fuck by Marty Grass celebration. Great, thanks a lot.
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You suck you suck a lot.
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My name is Kate, Oh great, his name is kay.
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Ed says he knew that he couldn't beat me, so
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we had to do whatever he could. And I hope
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you're happy. Caine, I really ruined it.
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He's not even pissed off about losing the title. He
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just pissed off. The Marty Grass celebration didn't go off
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without a hitch.
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He was propably. I mean, when you put plans together,
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James and they get fucked, it's something to be upset
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about it. You ru damn, He says, Well, Caan, you're
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not gonna get your title match now because during that attack,
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I had my left pectoral muscle torn completely to the
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bone and I'll have to get surgery and be off
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for four months. What the fuck did Kin do to
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fucking kill him like this? Like God damn hit him
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with opiniata.
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It was probably just hanging on by attendon by that point.
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You know, m that does happen, doesn't it.
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Yeah?
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Well, Edge says Caine has deprived all you people the
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joy of seeing your world champion in action. But I'm
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not gonna leave you people without anything. I came up
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with a little tribute video.
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This.
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This is my favorite wrestling trope. Like, I love this.
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I love a heel that gets a video package made
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of himself and plays it all the way through Like
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that is so fucking annoying.
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Yeah, I love that the video plays, it goes all
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the way through, it cuts back the Edge and he's
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watching it with like a slight smile on his face, crying.
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You guy's gotta tear in his eye. Yeah, they played
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the version we watch was dubbed, but I believe it
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was the simply the best song by Tina Turner.
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Oh wow, okay, yeah, sure, thing that makes sense.
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The best, which is even fucking funnier. I mean it
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goes through a ton of his moments, I mean, him
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doing him, growing up, him doing the j like it's
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like a retirement video.
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Yeah. It even shows the Marty Grass celebration that came
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fucked up for everybody. Fucking king.
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My dad wouldn't take me to Marty Grass.
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Oh what he said something.
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My name is all right? Yeah that's right, I was translated.
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So the video ends and Edge, as you said, has
485
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had you know, he's got a big smile on his face,
486
00:24:49.720 --> 00:24:52.680
but he's crying and the crowd booze and Teddy gets
487
00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:54.240
in the ring. Its his hold on. Now play what
488
00:24:54.359 --> 00:24:56.920
the fuck turn the lights? Can we turn the light song? Please?
489
00:24:57.160 --> 00:24:58.319
That was funny. Turn the lights on?
490
00:24:58.480 --> 00:25:01.160
Come on, dude, he says, Now, Edge, you see this
491
00:25:01.319 --> 00:25:03.400
is a lot of drama for me. I thought that
492
00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:07.319
was fucking hysterical the general manager. Come on, dude, there's
493
00:25:07.319 --> 00:25:08.759
a lot of drama. I don't want to deal with this.
494
00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:10.559
You just give your fucking bound up and fuck off.
495
00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:13.920
Edge has been an asshole for like years at this point,
496
00:25:13.960 --> 00:25:15.559
you know, turn the fucking lights on, man.
497
00:25:15.759 --> 00:25:18.559
Yeah, dude, it's a fucking around, he says. Now, look
498
00:25:18.559 --> 00:25:20.279
at the bright side of it. Edge, When you come back,
499
00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:22.559
you'll come back healthy, and you put in a few
500
00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:24.480
wins together and you find yourself right back in line
501
00:25:24.519 --> 00:25:26.920
for another world title opportunity. You feeling me on that?
502
00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:29.519
Edge is not feeling him on that, just so we
503
00:25:29.599 --> 00:25:33.440
are aware. No way, dude, Yeah, man, I like, he
504
00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:35.480
doesn't want to give up the title now. And Edge
505
00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:37.480
has a great line here at the end of this,
506
00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:39.640
by the way, where he's like he's flipping out. He's like,
507
00:25:39.680 --> 00:25:42.599
how could you move on? So quickly, like because Teddy
508
00:25:42.599 --> 00:25:44.319
announces there's gonna be a twenty man over the top
509
00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:46.440
battle Royal and the winner will be the world champion,
510
00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:49.200
and ed just like, what the fuck? Like, how could
511
00:25:49.240 --> 00:25:51.880
you're moving on so quickly? You've I've given you everything,
512
00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:53.880
I give you my body and saw this would you
513
00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:58.720
give me? And Teddy says, Edge, come on, just you're
514
00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:02.240
listen to me. I love this, He says, dude, it
515
00:26:02.680 --> 00:26:05.319
hasn't been thirty days. Just wait to crun a champion.
516
00:26:05.440 --> 00:26:06.640
I'll still be champion.
517
00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:08.559
That is a good point.
518
00:26:08.839 --> 00:26:11.119
It's a reasonable request. Hey, can you just wait out
519
00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:14.640
my time here? Like really nothing said that he had
520
00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:16.200
to give the title up right away, like they he
521
00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:17.960
could have just waited thirty days and they strip them.
522
00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:20.920
Teddy says, come on, man, let's be reasonable. Let's do
523
00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:23.599
the right thing, the right thing for the company, the
524
00:26:23.720 --> 00:26:25.160
right thing for the title, and the right thing for you.
525
00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:31.880
Now give me that title. That says, man, I've beaten
526
00:26:31.960 --> 00:26:34.519
John Cenave being an undertaker, I being Batista, and when
527
00:26:34.519 --> 00:26:37.480
I come back, I'll be world champion for a fourth time.
528
00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:40.599
He drops the mic. He stares at the world title.
529
00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:42.759
He gives it a kiss, he smashes his head with
530
00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:44.839
it a couple of times sand Man style, and he
531
00:26:44.960 --> 00:26:48.599
heads the title of Teddy and an Edge leaves the crowd,
532
00:26:48.720 --> 00:26:51.640
chance you suck, and he stops midway up the rampany.
533
00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:54.359
He looks back all sad and the crowd chance you suck,
534
00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:56.680
and he goes to the top of the rampant gives
535
00:26:56.759 --> 00:26:59.960
one last sad look and the crowd, chance you suck.
536
00:27:01.599 --> 00:27:06.920
All right, guys, I'm now anyone, I'm leaving. Yeah, no,
537
00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:07.440
you can go.
538
00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:10.480
All right before before I leave for four months?
539
00:27:10.680 --> 00:27:12.880
You suck, you suck, you suck.
540
00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:16.839
Four months. Die die Does anyone like me?
541
00:27:17.920 --> 00:27:21.839
No, no, no, no, no, no no na. So Edge
542
00:27:21.920 --> 00:27:24.519
is gone no more, at least for four months. Edge
543
00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:28.240
will be leaving this show and SmackDown is having a
544
00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:31.920
hard time. But thankfully there is a fucking glimmer of
545
00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:34.400
hope because we will crown a new world champion here tonight.
546
00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:36.960
Yeah, good timing on Edges part. Edge leaves and there's
547
00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:39.759
a memo sent out that SmackDown's gotta suck again. Sorry everybody,
548
00:27:40.920 --> 00:27:41.440
just what it is.
549
00:27:43.319 --> 00:27:45.920
Ed saw the Fast Nationals and said, whoa gotta go.
550
00:27:46.920 --> 00:27:49.319
We caught backstage of seeing everybody that's gonna be in
551
00:27:49.359 --> 00:27:51.279
the Battle Royal tonight, or at least a few of them.
552
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.920
Mark Henry's back here. He's overhead pressing a trust piece.
553
00:27:54.960 --> 00:27:55.720
I thought that was cool.
554
00:27:56.039 --> 00:27:57.319
That is very very heavy.
555
00:27:57.599 --> 00:27:59.319
I mean it looked heavy. I'd give him that much.
556
00:27:59.519 --> 00:28:01.640
Chris, which was also back here getting a pump all
557
00:28:01.680 --> 00:28:02.359
hell yeah.
558
00:28:02.319 --> 00:28:04.440
Yeah, he was doing lat raises back there with the bands.
559
00:28:04.720 --> 00:28:07.160
Eugene's back here. He's dressed, is a superhero and he's bald.
560
00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:10.240
I don't know what's going on, dude. I uh, I don't.
561
00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:12.240
I don't know what's going on either.
562
00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:14.759
I'm super like I get the Eugene deal. Like I,
563
00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:18.279
you know, I'm with you. Uh, why the fuck is
564
00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:20.240
he Superman? And why is he bald?
565
00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:23.519
I never questioned it. I never questioned it.
566
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:24.400
You just want it to be.
567
00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:27.920
Yeah, I guess I wasn't watching whenever this happens. So
568
00:28:28.680 --> 00:28:31.440
you know what, we watched a match on Saturday Night's
569
00:28:31.480 --> 00:28:34.519
made event where he was Super Eugene and like an
570
00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:35.559
eight man tag.
571
00:28:35.799 --> 00:28:36.839
That's where he debuted it.
572
00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:39.720
Yeah, but like I, you know, I never questioned it.
573
00:28:39.799 --> 00:28:44.240
Then now I'm gonna question now, now question now the
574
00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:46.799
Superman suits seems fucked up. I don't know what's going
575
00:28:46.839 --> 00:28:47.319
on right now.
576
00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:49.839
Eugene. You gotta fucking pay for this. You can't. You
577
00:28:49.920 --> 00:28:52.480
can't just be a superhero, right. That's fucking reserved for
578
00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:54.839
guys like Hurricane and Rosie. Yeah, you could go to
579
00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.279
roll with that gimmick, brother, Yeah, get the fuck off
580
00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:57.960
the blue brand.
581
00:28:58.839 --> 00:29:02.240
We don't do that superhero shit over There's see some
582
00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:03.799
bunk talking to it in the back.
583
00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:05.759
How you take that superhero shit the wrong?
584
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:11.000
Man cooks backstays doing the arm thing. Hey man, you
585
00:29:11.079 --> 00:29:14.359
take that superho shit the wrong You got a group bread.
586
00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:18.279
Kine is also here. He's standing in front of a
587
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:20.519
cage wall that is also lit up red, because anywhere
588
00:29:20.599 --> 00:29:22.000
Can goes is red. Yeah.
589
00:29:22.039 --> 00:29:23.599
He brings hell with them wherever he goes.
590
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:26.599
You know, mmm, yes, a holaciously bad match.
591
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:30.720
He brings two stars straight out of hell every night.
592
00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:35.920
I love this guy.
593
00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:40.880
A cage match Orange. There's behind Kane at all times.
594
00:29:42.519 --> 00:29:44.880
SmackDown is brought to you by AutoZone.
595
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:49.960
Get a car, get in this, Oh, fuck, get a car,
596
00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:50.880
comes spend money here.
597
00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:52.640
Yeah all right, I thought that was you know, it
598
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:54.400
made more sense. We're straight to the point.
599
00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:56.480
I guess I guess what are you doing all the
600
00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:58.000
zone without that? Yeah, I guess you're right.
601
00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:01.519
NASCAR two thousand and eight, Get a car? Oh you
602
00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:05.720
fuck with the NASCAR games? No, you played any of them?
603
00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:06.079
Yes?
604
00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:08.559
I played some of them. Yeah, the early two thousand ones,
605
00:30:09.079 --> 00:30:11.559
and uh I would turn the car around, try to
606
00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:12.400
wreck everything.
607
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:16.359
Okay, that's okay. That is my only experience with those games,
608
00:30:16.400 --> 00:30:18.200
And the only thing I ever really enjoy when I
609
00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:22.079
watched them is watching people go, especially when they went online,
610
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:24.559
like when the series went online, Like see if people
611
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:27.920
just fucking grief races, that's the only thing they ever
612
00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:28.759
want to see you or do.
613
00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:31.880
I mean like they I swear eventually in one of
614
00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:33.599
the games they did so you couldn't grief and I
615
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:36.680
remember playing it, I like rented it or something, and like, yeah,
616
00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:39.519
it would like respawn you the right way if you
617
00:30:39.559 --> 00:30:39.960
tried to go.
618
00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:41.359
Back Mario style.
619
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:43.759
Yeah, it didn't like that. You know, the whole, the whole,
620
00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:46.119
the whole reason I'm playing is to go head.
621
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:49.279
To head with somebody as as I damn ye, I
622
00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:52.680
need to pass them at the worst fucking time, or
623
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:53.880
don't let them pass.
624
00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:56.359
Basically, I just wanted to play Burnout Revenge, but I
625
00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:58.279
got this NASCAR game, so I'm gonna make it happen.
626
00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:00.680
Yeah, but Burnout, like Burnout Revenge, want you to do
627
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:02.279
that stuff like I want to do it in the
628
00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:04.519
world where it doesn't want. I want to go against
629
00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:06.039
the Grain brother and.
630
00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:07.519
The Simpsons movie.
631
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:14.559
Woe that movie. I mean Spider Pig forever, dude. Spider
632
00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:15.480
Pig was huge.
633
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:17.920
Man, I don't know how to explain the cultural relevance
634
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:19.440
of spider Pig to We didn't lift through it.
635
00:31:19.599 --> 00:31:22.519
Yeah, it was very big. It was unreal. That was
636
00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:26.480
like that changed hallways in every school in America.
637
00:31:27.000 --> 00:31:30.839
Sider Pig, Spider spider pick does.
638
00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:35.200
Come on, man, well they wanted to dress me up
639
00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:36.559
a spider pig. I wasn't doing that.
640
00:31:36.680 --> 00:31:38.680
Ship Spider Pig owners were my damn career.
641
00:31:42.839 --> 00:31:44.680
Maybe that's what Eugene was doing. He didn't really get it.
642
00:31:44.680 --> 00:31:47.279
I said, dress up a spider pig, all right, fucking
643
00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:48.480
best super Eugene.
644
00:31:49.160 --> 00:31:51.799
No, he just didn't watch a fucking movie.
645
00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:56.359
He disrespect Homer Simpsony fucking piece of ship.
646
00:31:56.880 --> 00:32:00.799
Why you little? That's a great college done to een.
647
00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:08.920
See if Funk doesn't he doesn't ge take the ship
648
00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:10.119
off of a fucking SmackDown.
649
00:32:10.480 --> 00:32:13.200
Why you little you desecrate the ground at Paul London
650
00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:14.680
fucking walked on buddy.
651
00:32:14.640 --> 00:32:17.200
Right, this is the house that's spanky, Billy. You want
652
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:20.680
to fucking disrespect us like this, bitch.
653
00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:23.079
So we get to the first match of the night
654
00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:25.480
here it is Tory Wilson versus Victoria.
655
00:32:25.759 --> 00:32:27.720
Yeah, Teddy Long in the promo before, by the way,
656
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:29.799
I forgot to mention says yes, so we're gonna do
657
00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:32.799
this Battle Royal here tonight. Uh, it's gonna be after
658
00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:35.480
the first match, which felt like a super weird way
659
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:37.240
to put that, like, yeah, we're gonna have a match,
660
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:38.599
and then the Battle Royal.
661
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:41.839
Yeah. I mean this show was paced very interestingly.
662
00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:44.759
I will say, uh, this is my favorite match of
663
00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:47.319
the night other than the Battle Royal. Uh. The I
664
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:49.519
feel Tory and Victoria were kicking the shit out of
665
00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:51.839
each other and they the only two that were going
666
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:52.440
for it tonight.
667
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:55.160
I thought they worked really hard. I was happy with dude.
668
00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:59.480
Yes, like I I was super into it, like they
669
00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:01.880
they they had a little bit of time and like
670
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:04.519
I don't think there was any wasted minutes. They weren't.
671
00:33:04.680 --> 00:33:07.359
I don't even think they did. God damn sideheadlocked backdrop.
672
00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:08.880
I ain't the lady to mess with.
673
00:33:09.160 --> 00:33:14.799
Woo go. That shit's hard.
674
00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:18.559
I mean she looked like a menace coming down with
675
00:33:18.599 --> 00:33:19.400
that theme song.
676
00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.559
Man again, another favorite wrestling trip of mine, taking a
677
00:33:22.680 --> 00:33:27.039
song a baby face had they turn heel, slow it down.
678
00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:31.039
So Tory Wilson and Victoria are feuding right now. Toy
679
00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:34.680
defeated Victoria in a count out this was the other week,
680
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.640
and then they also had a fight during a photo shoot.
681
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:40.240
Yeah, they've been going at it and which brings us
682
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:41.960
to this match here. And I mean Victoria is full
683
00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:44.680
of fucking just fire as she comes out here, she
684
00:33:44.759 --> 00:33:46.240
gets in the ring, the ref has to hold them
685
00:33:46.319 --> 00:33:48.359
back from immediately starting to punch each other.
686
00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:51.799
Yeah, Victoria storms the ring. She pushes Tory down. Tory
687
00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:54.200
immediately goes for a flashpin here, but it's a one.
688
00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:57.720
Tori is fighting back off the ground the entire bit
689
00:33:57.839 --> 00:33:59.599
of this match here, which I thought was awesome.
690
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:03.920
She had a great underdog performance here, like every time
691
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:07.160
she had a chance, like if there was no dead
692
00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:10.000
space between these two, she was fighting anytime the Victoria
693
00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:11.760
wasn't on her, which I was like, Wow, this is great.
694
00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:14.639
She was throwing forearms kicks like she was going for it.
695
00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:17.480
Tory forearms Victoria to the corner here and then beals
696
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:20.360
are out of the corner. Victoria powders, and Tory jumps
697
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:22.239
off the apron and attacks her before they head back
698
00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:22.800
into the ring.
699
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:26.079
Dude, luthez off the apron from Torri was awesome. The
700
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:32.079
goddamn hair whip Beal is crazy, Like, I don't know
701
00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:34.039
if how many guys will long hair do this or
702
00:34:34.119 --> 00:34:36.320
take this. It's all, you know, usually like a women's
703
00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:39.880
wrestling thing, but like it looks nuts. They do like
704
00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:42.119
almost a full three sixty spin out getting thrown out
705
00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:42.559
of the corner.
706
00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:45.719
Tory kicked Victoria out of the ring. Here, Victoria takes
707
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:47.679
a great bump. She would take that bump a lot too,
708
00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:48.840
and she was always good at it.
709
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:50.840
Dude, Okay, I feel like we've seen a bunch of
710
00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:53.199
her in the last few months. That's the Victoria bump.
711
00:34:53.480 --> 00:34:55.480
Yeah, she loves taking that out of the ring bump
712
00:34:55.519 --> 00:34:56.960
there where she kind of falls backwards.
713
00:34:57.119 --> 00:34:59.440
Yeah, it falls like through the middle and bottom rope.
714
00:34:59.480 --> 00:35:00.800
I think the last we saw she did it, like
715
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:03.239
she fell onto like Candace Michelle on the floor to
716
00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:05.840
stop a tag interference or something. It was cool.
717
00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:08.360
Tory follows up with a drop kick before Victoria cuts
718
00:35:08.360 --> 00:35:10.039
her off by sweeping her legs on the apron.
719
00:35:10.199 --> 00:35:12.400
Dude. Yeah, Tory takes an apron bump here after the
720
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:15.480
baseball slide. Yeah, I mean, dude, Victoria does something super
721
00:35:15.559 --> 00:35:18.840
cool here. Tory's laying on the apron and to roll
722
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:21.920
Tory back in the ring, Victoria just running big boots her.
723
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:26.679
Dude. Apparently the count out that Tory beat Victoria in
724
00:35:26.800 --> 00:35:29.920
in the previous match was from the baseball slide. Oh
725
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:34.079
no shit, so that was like a callback to their
726
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:34.760
previous match.
727
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:37.440
Yeah, they got some good good here.
728
00:35:37.800 --> 00:35:39.679
Tory keeps finding a way to go for a pin here,
729
00:35:39.760 --> 00:35:43.079
but it's not enough just yet. Victoria grabs a chin lock,
730
00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:45.320
but Tory fights up and then hits a neck breaker
731
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:45.760
for it too.
732
00:35:46.159 --> 00:35:49.199
Yeah. That was I mean again, the Tory uh inside
733
00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:51.519
cradles and shit like that where she was fucking go
734
00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:54.719
for and Victoria's cutoff was good here too. Uh. JBL
735
00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:57.599
says Edge is a three time they're talking about Edge obviously.
736
00:35:57.679 --> 00:35:59.599
Edge is a three time world champion and a twelve
737
00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:01.800
time ten champion, one of the most decorated people on
738
00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:04.159
a roster, and Cole says, well, you know how it works.
739
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:06.440
You gotta climb the ladder when you come back from
740
00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:09.519
an injury. And JBL says, you're gonna put them back
741
00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:17.119
on the roster like Jimmy Wang. Yeah, heyy, I fucking Jimmy.
742
00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:25.039
Depends me off back stage, Matt, like goddamn so back
743
00:36:25.079 --> 00:36:27.880
in the match here, Victoria uses the knee brace to
744
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:30.320
hit Tory in the head. Great that allows her to
745
00:36:30.400 --> 00:36:33.320
hit the Widow's peak. She does her head taunt and
746
00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:34.280
she wins the match.
747
00:36:34.599 --> 00:36:38.320
I mean, this was, honestly do great piece of business here.
748
00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:41.960
I thought they did everything that that they fucking could
749
00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:44.480
have here. Hit a bunch of cool stuff. I mean,
750
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:48.639
Tory got cool reversals and good fire, Victoria hit her
751
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:52.599
cool finish. Everything was good here. I thoroughly enjoyed this.
752
00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:55.800
We go backstage. Matt Hardy is walking to the ring
753
00:36:56.079 --> 00:37:00.400
when he walks by Deuce, Domina and Cherry. You are
754
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:03.840
the world Tag team champions, currently are they? They are
755
00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:05.079
the tag team Champions?
756
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:08.119
Why I told you to carry this fucking division? What
757
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:12.199
the fuck your goddamn right to the tag champions. Oh
758
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:19.320
kidding me, they got the car. Fuck dude. I don't
759
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:21.760
know how much Cherry wrestled, but she should have wrestled
760
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:24.079
with the roller skates on, and she should have did
761
00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:26.639
or at the very least done roller skate offense where like,
762
00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:29.599
you know, she fucking uses the roller skate for a
763
00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:32.599
heel finish, or she puts them on and does like
764
00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:35.760
goddamn razzle dazzle and them or something crazy. There's money
765
00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:39.039
here to be made, so Matt Hardy passes by them,
766
00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:42.719
and Domino says, Heyduce, check this out tonight. One of
767
00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:45.719
us is gonna be world champion. Huh. And Cherry says,
768
00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:48.239
I like the sound of that. And then Jimmy Wang
769
00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:54.079
Yang runs up and says, here the hell out of me, dude.
770
00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:56.519
They're like looking at him, and Domino just says, who's
771
00:37:56.559 --> 00:38:03.039
this guy? Jimmy lookshim up and down. Ye, and he
772
00:38:03.159 --> 00:38:06.400
goes away, and that pisses Deuce off crazy. He wants
773
00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:09.079
to go after him, but Domino stops him, and then
774
00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:13.280
Bautista walks up. Bautista stops and he looks at him
775
00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:16.000
and he laughs, which is fucked up because these are
776
00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:19.639
the Tag team Champions of the World, and they rightfully
777
00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.559
have these titles, like they chase Spanky and Kendrick out
778
00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:24.920
of the territory and you're laughing at them. Deuce was
779
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:26.360
about to go after him, and I bet if Duce
780
00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:28.199
got his hands on him, Oh, it would have been
781
00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:29.519
another injury for swack Down.
782
00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:32.760
Yeah, they would have really done a number on him.
783
00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:37.880
Yes, what is their fucking finish? Oh, I need to know.
784
00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:39.519
Take a guess. What do you think they're finishes?
785
00:38:39.960 --> 00:38:44.159
It's the It's the train of the night. It's the
786
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:45.480
crazy train.
787
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:48.920
Oh, crazy train is a good one. Oh wow, Okay,
788
00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:50.320
they split up in two thousand and eight. I don't
789
00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:51.480
want to see that. I want to see their fucking
790
00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:53.320
because I only have one of their moves. I know
791
00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:58.360
Deuce's finisher, which was called crack them into mouth, and
792
00:38:58.519 --> 00:39:01.559
Domoo's finisher was, of course the Domino effect.
793
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:04.719
All the Domino effect. Yeah, Raven did something similar.
794
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.840
That's fucking no, he did, Yeah, he did, he did
795
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:09.599
for a long time. Actually I miss right this, This
796
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:11.559
was the Domino flow. I'm sorry, I got that.
797
00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:13.280
That's odd, that's weird.
798
00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:16.840
It just show you. No, I just just can't read
799
00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:20.840
what is Oh they didn't. Okay, they didn't have like
800
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:23.039
a a named tag finish.
801
00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:24.800
They did the West Side stop.
802
00:39:27.079 --> 00:39:28.199
Please tell me that true.
803
00:39:28.239 --> 00:39:30.639
Yeah, they did the West Side Stomp, which is Domino
804
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:33.079
would do a bear hug and Deuce would do a
805
00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:34.239
jumping hook kick.
806
00:39:34.280 --> 00:39:36.639
Supposedly crack him in the mouth. Was also a tag finish,
807
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:39.440
which says here a running, low angle big boot to
808
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:42.480
a sitting opponent's face, performed by Deuce, usually set up
809
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:45.760
with a snapmare from Domino. That's a shitty fucking finish.
810
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:48.000
I like the other one. What was it the whipper snapper?
811
00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:48.920
Would you say? Uh?
812
00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:52.320
What did I say? It was the fucking walk theme
813
00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:53.519
on the Moon Crazy Train.
814
00:39:56.920 --> 00:39:58.119
I don't care anymore.
815
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:02.440
Matter, man, it really don't.
816
00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:05.320
So they said about them during their run.
817
00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:11.119
That's what Becasa just said. I want you to listen
818
00:40:11.159 --> 00:40:12.960
to this. I just want you to listen to this sentence.
819
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:17.280
At the June event Vengeance Night of Champions, after insulting
820
00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:21.119
former Tag champions Tony Geria and Rick Martel, Deus and
821
00:40:21.199 --> 00:40:28.199
Domino defeated Sgt. Slaughter and Deuce's real father, Super Jimmy
822
00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:34.760
fly snuok Up, shit, wow, we gotta watch that. What
823
00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:39.360
the fuck? Is that do some versus Sargeant slaughter in
824
00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:40.599
Jimmy snuck up.
825
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:44.199
That was hot and they probably cucked him in the
826
00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:45.519
mouth with his napae style.
827
00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:51.039
We get a hype package here Raymonds Terio will be
828
00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:52.320
returning to SmackDown.
829
00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:54.480
He got hurt, probably in his knee.
830
00:40:55.320 --> 00:40:58.119
Yeah, I mean that's probably true. I'm glad he's coming
831
00:40:58.199 --> 00:41:00.280
back because they just lost so much Stark how.
832
00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:03.320
Are here recently? Yeah? Please God, somebody's.
833
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:06.519
Heads got to get squished to death by Please come back.
834
00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:10.320
So we gotta make this guy right, and you're the
835
00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:11.440
only guy we could do it with.
836
00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:15.679
So now it's time for the World Heavyweight Championship twenty
837
00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:16.760
man Battle Royal.
838
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:19.519
Yes, Teddy Long is standing at a ringside. The world
839
00:41:19.599 --> 00:41:21.559
title is on a stand and in the ring we
840
00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:25.000
see a lotch of the competitors already have made their
841
00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:27.360
entrance here. All the guys that will win have big
842
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:31.719
chances to win, like the following Mark Henry, Jamie Noble,
843
00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:36.639
Java Guerrero, Dave Taylor. By the way, I almost wrote
844
00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:38.519
Dave England, which would have been much funny.
845
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:47.079
Ship in the ring, Golly squeezes the ship out of
846
00:41:48.320 --> 00:41:49.719
he walks out of the ring. I don't think I
847
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:52.679
can make it. I don't think I can make it.
848
00:41:56.559 --> 00:42:03.920
Matt Hardy Dece and Domino, Christ Funaki, Jimmy Wang Yang, Super, Eugene,
849
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:09.840
Shannon Wore, Kenny Dykstra and the Major Brothers of goddamn
850
00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:13.559
Matt Major and I think Brian Major aka Zach Ryder
851
00:42:13.559 --> 00:42:14.239
and Kurdawkins.
852
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:17.760
What's his name Matt Majors or Brett Majors. I couldn't
853
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:18.800
tell on commentary.
854
00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:22.239
It's one of them, is Brett for sure?
855
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:23.719
Who are you people?
856
00:42:26.760 --> 00:42:33.360
It's Brett Majors and fucking Brian Majors. Yes, okay, right, yeah, So.
857
00:42:33.400 --> 00:42:35.079
I mean all the guys are here that are gonna win,
858
00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:37.320
and then they have interests for the guys that aren't
859
00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:39.199
gonna win, which was odd, but you know it's a
860
00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:40.199
new membo to set out.
861
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:46.639
Yeah, I mean Batista comes out. He gets so much Pyro.
862
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:49.159
I mean, good god, how much Piro this dude gets.
863
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:51.800
You know, My favorite part here is that they, you know,
864
00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:54.039
how ww does this. They'll ring the bell to start
865
00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:56.320
the entrances and do the announcements, then they'll ring the
866
00:42:56.360 --> 00:42:58.960
bell for the match. Right, so we're looking at all
867
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:00.599
the guys in their ring right now, and the bell
868
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:02.800
rings to start the match, or I'm sorry, the bell
869
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:05.440
rings to start the entrances, so like Batista can come
870
00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:07.760
out and everything like that and the bell rings and
871
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:12.159
Jimmy wayn yank, there's a kick at Dave Taylor says, hey, man,
872
00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:15.119
I'm sorry about that.
873
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:18.639
My bat all the shit? Yeah right, hell yeah, what
874
00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:21.880
the fuck? I didn't see that as funny as shit.
875
00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:24.360
Yeah, Batista does, by the way, get all the pyro.
876
00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:27.880
He is by far the biggest star on the show
877
00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:28.239
right now.
878
00:43:28.320 --> 00:43:31.880
For sure, he's he's the guy here on SmackDown. Dude,
879
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:36.320
like I uh, wouldn't be. I wouldn't a fucking I
880
00:43:36.320 --> 00:43:37.800
don't think anyone would have betten an eye if he
881
00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:38.599
won the title. Here.
882
00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:41.400
By the way, confetti is falling from the ceiling here.
883
00:43:41.960 --> 00:43:44.159
Do they ever drop confetti?
884
00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:46.639
Okay, I was gonna ask you about that later, because
885
00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:48.480
there's confetti in the ring in the main event.
886
00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:52.880
Yeah, like during Batista's entrance I think, or somebody's entrance here. Yeah,
887
00:43:52.920 --> 00:43:55.639
I mean, there's like a lot of confetti falling. It's
888
00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:58.000
not supposed to be, but there is. And I was waiting,
889
00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:00.440
I was like, okay, well, awesome, great collar, He's gonna
890
00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:02.360
get a ton of confetti. This is awesome.
891
00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:04.800
Yeah, and then he just doesn't You think they like
892
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:07.159
had it up there and either forgot or like it
893
00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:09.599
was fucked like it broke the confetti machine.
894
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:12.039
Dude, I don't know what happened. I would like to
895
00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:13.599
hear about what happened though, for sure.
896
00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:17.199
Yeah like that. I'm glad you said that because I
897
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:18.400
was thinking about that earlier.
898
00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:21.840
Well, MVP makes his entrance next. He looks awesome.
899
00:44:21.880 --> 00:44:25.400
Man, I love MVP looks great. Yep, I I liked
900
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:27.159
I'm glad that he was like in the upper echelon
901
00:44:27.239 --> 00:44:28.079
of entrances here too.
902
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:30.480
I wish he had the whole entrance deal where he
903
00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:33.079
would come out and inflatable. I thought that was so cool.
904
00:44:33.400 --> 00:44:35.760
That was fucking like, that's a top guy thing for me.
905
00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:38.159
I'm coming come on.
906
00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:42.559
That theme song is awesome one too. Aw Shit, Finley
907
00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:45.800
comes out next. My name is Finley and I love
908
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:46.360
to fight.
909
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:49.679
Dude. I like that his tron not only has his
910
00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:53.639
shitty SmackDown drawing but also hornswoggles shitty smack down drawing.
911
00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:55.559
Yeah, I was about to say, there's like a fucking
912
00:44:55.599 --> 00:44:59.559
Leprechaun on the mini tron back there, he exists. He
913
00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:02.400
is on the show, and now it's time for the
914
00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:03.840
man you been waiting for.
915
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:05.239
Shit.
916
00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:07.639
His tron has the fire eyes.
917
00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:12.000
Dude, that is so hard, the cutout eyes with flames
918
00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:13.920
behind it, like that is sick.
919
00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:17.320
The Great Collie is here. Yeah.
920
00:45:18.400 --> 00:45:20.280
I thought this was the last entrance, by the way,
921
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:23.199
and I think maybe Collie also thought that, because Collie
922
00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:26.199
goes over the top rope and then Pyro goes off
923
00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:27.559
and Collie flinches crazy.
924
00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:28.960
Oh yeah, Kane's also here.
925
00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:33.039
What the fuck go on? He was supposed to be
926
00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:36.519
so Caine was supposed to get a world title shot
927
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:39.599
against Edge at Great American Bash, So if anybody has
928
00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:43.000
a claim to the title, it is Kane. And again
929
00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:46.440
another thing. You know, I'm jumping head quite a bit here,
930
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:48.199
but you know, they could have just given it to
931
00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:50.559
Caine and probably went with whatever the fuck that we're
932
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:54.199
gonna do after that, like super easy, but they they
933
00:45:54.440 --> 00:45:56.920
they kind of went they went for something here.
934
00:45:57.480 --> 00:45:59.360
Well, now it's time to get into the twenty man
935
00:45:59.440 --> 00:46:02.559
Battle Royal match. Here the bell rings and Batista runs
936
00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:05.159
straight at the Great Colleague. He knows where the fucking
937
00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:07.719
money is Come on, dude, I love that Fatista's not
938
00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:08.679
scared of this guy at all.
939
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:11.360
That's the goddamn animal. I mean, that's top guys. Shit.
940
00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:13.760
I like that a lot too. Kine, of course made
941
00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:16.840
his choice by trying to eliminate Finley immediately. That's his competition.
942
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:19.079
I think Jamie Noble should have ran at deuced the
943
00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:19.679
same money.
944
00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:24.400
Well, of course, you know all the great splits here
945
00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:26.960
we had, Chris Master's going after Jimmy Yang. Eugene is
946
00:46:26.960 --> 00:46:29.320
fighting with Kenny Dykscher. They're on the same fucking plague
947
00:46:29.360 --> 00:46:33.360
for your top guys. Kenny Dyksher almost gets eliminated immediately
948
00:46:33.400 --> 00:46:34.280
by Super Eugene.
949
00:46:34.960 --> 00:46:37.360
So Matt Hardy MVP are fighting here because they have
950
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.400
a match at the Great American Bash. They pretty much
951
00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:41.960
few throughout this year, I believe.
952
00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:46.079
Hell. Yeah, they're partners, they're feuding, they're feuding ass partners. Yeah,
953
00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:48.199
there's a lot between these two. They're married to each
954
00:46:48.199 --> 00:46:48.800
other for a while.
955
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:52.320
Mark Henry eliminates Ryder and Hawkins at the same time. Dude,
956
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:55.000
by'm military pressing one of them into the other one,
957
00:46:55.320 --> 00:46:57.400
forcing them to tumble over the top rope.
958
00:46:57.599 --> 00:47:02.119
That was fucking awesome, Like on them for taking that legit,
959
00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:04.360
Like one of them's against the ropes Mark Henry mother
960
00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:07.119
fed bomb into the other one and they both flip
961
00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:10.800
over the top rope. Super scary. Could have been another
962
00:47:11.119 --> 00:47:13.000
and Spectel doesn't need any more injuries by the way,
963
00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.599
like even the major guy dead brothers. So I mean,
964
00:47:15.639 --> 00:47:17.360
good on them for doing that not dying.
965
00:47:17.599 --> 00:47:19.679
Yeah, dude, I thought that was super cool. Like it's
966
00:47:19.719 --> 00:47:22.519
definitely my pick for coolest elimination in this whole thing.
967
00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:25.639
Absolutely, dude. They probably got dressed down crazy in the
968
00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:27.639
back for doing that too, Paul London's style.
969
00:47:27.840 --> 00:47:30.079
Dude, Yeah, they're probably getting yelled at crazy. What are
970
00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:32.519
you doing, Paul London? What are you doing? Probably Kendrick.
971
00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:40.079
No, that's that's shut up, shut up, fuck up. But
972
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:41.960
at one point, by the way, Collie Lock's eyes with
973
00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:43.880
Kenny Dykster and must have felt the aura, but he
974
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:45.559
was powered through it and knocked him down.
975
00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:48.000
I felt it for me. Are you gonna he's in
976
00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:50.159
the shooter gear, he's just in black gear straight up?
977
00:47:50.559 --> 00:47:51.679
Yeah, man, he uh.
978
00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:54.119
He's ready.
979
00:47:56.239 --> 00:47:57.679
Save your money what.
980
00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:02.480
He saw what black trucks does to him?
981
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:09.480
Man, not you foul not you. Damn you should put
982
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:10.440
on the superhero oft fit.
983
00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:12.920
I mean, if I have a better shot, Well, I
984
00:48:13.000 --> 00:48:14.159
want to stay. I was mack do I don't want
985
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:14.639
to get a ross.
986
00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:17.519
Well, yeah, you know what. Fair enough. You can't be
987
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:21.320
here with about Yeah you know what. I was just there.
988
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:22.800
Actually so great.
989
00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:25.719
Collee eliminates Shinn and Moore by simply pushing him out
990
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:26.119
of the ring.
991
00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:30.599
Collie is not selling for a single fucking person on here.
992
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:33.639
This is my goat. Like everyone is feeding in to
993
00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:36.440
punch him. He is not selling for He's not even
994
00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:39.760
selling for Kane. He is not taking shit, dude.
995
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:43.000
I mean, if I'm told I'm going up run everyweight champion,
996
00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:45.559
I'll sell for you later, not tonight.
997
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:48.599
Not tonight. This is my knife, motherfucker. Are you kidding me?
998
00:48:48.599 --> 00:48:50.480
Think I confetti up there? You see that ship falling
999
00:48:50.519 --> 00:48:51.039
down already.
1000
00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:52.559
I don't know who that's for, but I hope it's me.
1001
00:48:53.440 --> 00:48:55.760
I got purple meter cheese, Like I'm not, you're not
1002
00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:56.320
touching me.
1003
00:48:56.920 --> 00:48:58.840
Collee then eliminates Funaki.
1004
00:48:59.000 --> 00:49:02.840
Next for commercial break, we come back and Collie and
1005
00:49:02.880 --> 00:49:05.280
Mark Henry are just fucking everybody up. I mean, Collie
1006
00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:08.320
is doing the Collie chop to everybody. He's picking dudes
1007
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:10.480
up on off the ground that are selling because they
1008
00:49:10.519 --> 00:49:12.719
don't want to take the Collie chop. He's picking them
1009
00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:15.119
up and the Collie top dude.
1010
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:17.079
Yeah, he picks up Jimmy way Yang off the floor
1011
00:49:17.079 --> 00:49:22.000
and chops him in the head. Jb el Stand is
1012
00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:23.559
straight up off the table, fist pumping.
1013
00:49:23.800 --> 00:49:28.480
Yeah, we hate that show, Bitchmaggle, fuck you.
1014
00:49:32.559 --> 00:49:35.079
We then had to stare down between the Great Collie
1015
00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:36.119
and Mark Henry.
1016
00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:38.880
This was kind of hard dude, like Collie points at
1017
00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:41.840
him and says you Like. I was like, oh, whoa.
1018
00:49:42.079 --> 00:49:44.400
Shit, dude, big pop for it too.
1019
00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:47.719
I was excited they wanted it, but it was interrupted
1020
00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:49.760
because Kane had to get his shit in on colleague.
1021
00:49:50.360 --> 00:49:53.079
Yeah, Kane came in and did his patented uppercut to Collie.
1022
00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:55.599
He was popping off them uppercuts on Collie on this
1023
00:49:55.679 --> 00:49:57.400
one Like that must have been the chin check for
1024
00:49:57.519 --> 00:49:58.360
this match for him.
1025
00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:00.280
He came in with a pre loaded receipt.
1026
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:05.519
Very sad style, like he came in angry as hell.
1027
00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:08.960
He had to put over this dude. He was gonna
1028
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:11.159
sell for him. I mean, dude, that must be tough
1029
00:50:11.480 --> 00:50:13.599
when you're used to being like the big man on
1030
00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:16.800
the roster, like him and Taker and shit, Big Show even.
1031
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:20.400
And then this fucking dude that mogs you crazy comes
1032
00:50:20.440 --> 00:50:22.880
in and he gets the belt and he fucking doesn't
1033
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:24.840
have to sell oh man.
1034
00:50:25.840 --> 00:50:28.559
So literally everyone in the match teams up right now
1035
00:50:28.679 --> 00:50:30.079
and they eliminate Mark Henry.
1036
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:32.800
They throw his ass over, dude. Yeah, and then of
1037
00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:36.559
course Dus and Domino start beating Batista's ass. Dude.
1038
00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:39.480
Only on SmackDown two thousand and seven, will you see
1039
00:50:39.679 --> 00:50:42.679
Dave Taylor and the Great Colleague have a strike exchange
1040
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:45.239
that is fucking.
1041
00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:48.519
Insane, dude, that is nuts. I mean Dave Taylor was
1042
00:50:48.559 --> 00:50:49.239
going for it too.
1043
00:50:49.559 --> 00:50:52.280
Yeah, Dus and Domino try to eliminate Batista by ganging
1044
00:50:52.400 --> 00:50:52.840
up on him.
1045
00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:54.559
I love I love this. This.
1046
00:50:55.079 --> 00:50:58.320
This like sums up like the Great College's performance in
1047
00:50:58.360 --> 00:51:01.559
this match very very well. So Dus and Domino are
1048
00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:03.960
trying to eliminate Batista here, they're trying to gang up
1049
00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:05.800
on them, and they're getting them there, man, like they're
1050
00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:08.559
getting him up. It's working. He's halfway over and I
1051
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:11.199
love this because Great Collie then walks over to all
1052
00:51:11.239 --> 00:51:13.679
of them as they're trying to eliminate Batista, and he
1053
00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:15.719
just stands there for a minute and looks at him
1054
00:51:16.079 --> 00:51:18.639
and he's like, should I hit these guys? Or what
1055
00:51:18.719 --> 00:51:21.360
should I do here? So Colleen anything for me here?
1056
00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:24.239
So Kyllie throws a random punch at Domino, who has
1057
00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:28.119
to sell it, and then walks away, and then dude
1058
00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:31.719
kicks Batista in the leg, and then dude buks off
1059
00:51:31.920 --> 00:51:33.400
completely from all of them.
1060
00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:37.039
He was super not supposed to be involved in this,
1061
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.719
so much so that he hits him in the back,
1062
00:51:40.039 --> 00:51:43.280
and then there is a blatant camera cut where Collie
1063
00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:46.000
is no longer involved in this because Duson Domino was
1064
00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:48.440
supposed to have the try to eliminate Batista, say that
1065
00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:49.480
he fucked up.
1066
00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:52.760
I love that he just kicked Batista in the leg
1067
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:56.639
one good time and walked away. Oop. Sorry about that that.
1068
00:51:57.000 --> 00:51:58.880
I mean, this is his fucking match. He'll do what
1069
00:51:58.960 --> 00:52:01.000
he wants. He'll eliminate it all all you motherfuckers. Are
1070
00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:01.599
you kidding me?
1071
00:52:02.000 --> 00:52:02.199
Dude?
1072
00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:05.159
There's also a moment here on commentary where I think
1073
00:52:05.280 --> 00:52:08.519
JBL has like a stroke, He's lost his mind. He's
1074
00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:10.840
fuming about Jimmy Wang Yang or something. I don't know
1075
00:52:10.840 --> 00:52:13.719
what's going on here. But Cole says, well, you know,
1076
00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:17.119
don't count out Chris Masters, and JBL says, well what
1077
00:52:17.239 --> 00:52:20.840
about Eugene, and Cole just kind of ignores it and says, oh,
1078
00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:23.760
Ellll and Kenny Dykes are holding on here. He's also
1079
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:25.679
competing here. He's a good shot he win in the
1080
00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:29.599
world title. Then there's silence. JBL then comes back and says,
1081
00:52:30.519 --> 00:52:35.039
you just say, don't count out Eugene. Michael Cole says no,
1082
00:52:38.599 --> 00:52:41.400
Carl says, you don't listen to me, bunch. JVL says, well,
1083
00:52:41.400 --> 00:52:43.159
that's where you were thinking. You don't think Chris Masters
1084
00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:47.000
is that smart? Huh? What dude?
1085
00:52:47.119 --> 00:52:49.480
I mean, he probably has nine hundred voices in his
1086
00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:54.320
head right now. That's fucking true. Vince is screaming at
1087
00:52:54.400 --> 00:53:00.760
him about Eugene Toddy. He's on the bench. So Batista
1088
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:04.320
then throws Dus and Domino over by himself. Of course, I.
1089
00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:07.280
Mean the disrespect of the tag champions across the board
1090
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:10.199
here makes me fucking sick, Like the Tag guys should
1091
00:53:10.239 --> 00:53:11.480
be able to kick the one.
1092
00:53:11.400 --> 00:53:13.239
Guy's ass, not Batista.
1093
00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:16.840
Are you kidding me? Bullshit? Bullshit? Crack him in the mouth.
1094
00:53:17.360 --> 00:53:20.280
So Dave Taylor runs at Batista, but Batista ducks and
1095
00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:22.000
Taylor tumbles over the top rope too.
1096
00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:25.480
By the way, one thing I want to also note here,
1097
00:53:25.519 --> 00:53:28.960
here's a very important bangle that's going on. James Michael
1098
00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:31.760
Cole notes that Eugene and Dus and Domino have been
1099
00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:35.039
having their problems over the past couple of weeks. Wow,
1100
00:53:36.440 --> 00:53:41.400
because Deus and Domino fooled Eugene into replacing them in
1101
00:53:41.480 --> 00:53:43.960
a match against Mark Henry in exchange for a ride
1102
00:53:44.039 --> 00:53:44.800
in their vehicle.
1103
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:50.559
Oh right, the Mustang or whatever they have.
1104
00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:57.559
Well, yeah, right, the god dam they should have. They
1105
00:53:57.639 --> 00:53:59.920
should have tied Eugene to the wrong side of the.
1106
00:54:04.480 --> 00:54:13.920
Holy They'll take you all ride, yeah, to the tracks.
1107
00:54:14.199 --> 00:54:17.960
Yeah, it's real quick. Oh but then, like you know,
1108
00:54:18.039 --> 00:54:20.280
maybe that's where he becomes a superhero. You know, he
1109
00:54:20.440 --> 00:54:23.519
breaks out of it, or he gets saved by who's
1110
00:54:23.559 --> 00:54:25.440
on this fucking show, Kenny Dyks show, I don't know.
1111
00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:26.119
Dave Taylor.
1112
00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.599
Yeah, there you go. Oh, Jimmy wang Yang is the conductor.
1113
00:54:30.679 --> 00:54:32.840
Of course, he stops the train. There you go. Easy.
1114
00:54:33.559 --> 00:54:36.599
Caine gives Katie a choke slam here, and then Kane
1115
00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:39.280
and Batista have a stare down again.
1116
00:54:39.519 --> 00:54:43.000
Dude. Here is great colleague getting involved in something he
1117
00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:46.360
was not supposed to be involved in. Cain and Battista
1118
00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:49.079
are setting up for a stare down. They get like
1119
00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:51.920
a second of it. Collie comes over and grabs Kane,
1120
00:54:52.119 --> 00:54:53.880
and King comes over and gives him.
1121
00:54:53.760 --> 00:54:59.159
The fucking opera and then they go back to staring down. Dude,
1122
00:54:59.199 --> 00:54:59.679
I love it.
1123
00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:12.239
It's so funny, like super blatantly like get the fuck
1124
00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:15.559
away from me, dude, thing like. I love that. It
1125
00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:17.320
was even more egregious than the other one.
1126
00:55:17.960 --> 00:55:21.639
As they stare down here, Jamie Noble gets between Cana Batista.
1127
00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:24.679
He looks at both of them, he fires up and
1128
00:55:24.719 --> 00:55:26.159
he starts striking both of them.
1129
00:55:27.679 --> 00:55:30.639
That is fucking I mean, that is awesome. He even
1130
00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:32.760
he stops hitting him, and he fucking stares at him
1131
00:55:32.800 --> 00:55:34.840
and goes ah, and then they both throw him over
1132
00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:35.679
the top rope. Dude.
1133
00:55:35.719 --> 00:55:36.440
Yeah, that was good.
1134
00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:38.119
I like that, Hi, I enjoyed it.
1135
00:55:38.320 --> 00:55:40.960
So now Jamie Noble is out of the match, and
1136
00:55:41.119 --> 00:55:44.280
Eugene walks up and he tries to high five Cana
1137
00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:46.599
Batista and they send his ass over too.
1138
00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:51.000
Like also, Eugene should have been wearing the cape because
1139
00:55:51.079 --> 00:55:53.079
him getting thrown over with cape on is a good visual,
1140
00:55:53.159 --> 00:55:54.360
Like you gotta learn the GIMMI kid.
1141
00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:56.599
Great college probably took that ship off on by accident.
1142
00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:04.280
Start a choking him with it for real, Golly walked
1143
00:56:04.320 --> 00:56:06.760
up in the vaccinage and ripped his fucking he ripped
1144
00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:08.400
a cape off. Take that shit wrong.
1145
00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:16.480
I don't know if you just heard, but I'll wait.
1146
00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:19.880
This is my town now, motherfucker. Get the wrong or
1147
00:56:19.960 --> 00:56:21.000
you take this off, I'll kill you.
1148
00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:24.280
So Ken goes back to kicking people's asses. Here, he
1149
00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:27.239
gives Jimmy Wayne Yang a punch that makes him literally
1150
00:56:27.360 --> 00:56:28.880
leave his feet. I thought that was awesome.
1151
00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:31.360
Jimmy wayn Yang tried to keep his job. I respect it.
1152
00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:37.840
Also something just, I mean, like an anomaly. Chavo not
1153
00:56:38.000 --> 00:56:40.079
only is still in this match, but he hits a
1154
00:56:40.159 --> 00:56:42.519
cross body on Batista that Batista sells for.
1155
00:56:43.039 --> 00:56:50.960
There are two things that Chavo does in this match. Okay, three, okay, okay, yeah.
1156
00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:56.079
Chavo cross body presses Batista, not not catch Yeah, like
1157
00:56:56.119 --> 00:56:58.880
Batista doesn't catch him, which is what you would expect.
1158
00:56:58.960 --> 00:57:01.440
No full cross I mean he's ricky steamboat.
1159
00:57:01.679 --> 00:57:05.199
So Jimmy Way Yang tries to crossbody Chris Masters, the
1160
00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:08.039
Masters catches him and locks in the master lock. So
1161
00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:13.480
what does Chavo do. Chavo walks over and breaks it up.
1162
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:18.719
What the fuck is going on, dude? Why did he
1163
00:57:18.880 --> 00:57:23.000
do that? Also, Chris Masters turning a catch and cross
1164
00:57:23.079 --> 00:57:26.639
body throwing Jimmy Yang up and catching him backwards in
1165
00:57:26.719 --> 00:57:29.079
the masterlock is so sick.
1166
00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:29.760
Dude.
1167
00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:32.199
Yeah, I mean, he was going for that's his one spot.
1168
00:57:32.239 --> 00:57:33.159
He's gonna take it, you know.
1169
00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:37.400
Chavo also at one point went outside the ring onto
1170
00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:41.199
the apron, walked the apron, went around the post, walked
1171
00:57:41.400 --> 00:57:43.599
to the other side, went back in and punched Finley
1172
00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:45.880
in the head. And commentary was like watching him the
1173
00:57:45.880 --> 00:57:47.679
whole time and like, oh, what Chavo doing. He must
1174
00:57:47.719 --> 00:57:49.480
have a plan. Then he came in and did nothing,
1175
00:57:49.519 --> 00:57:52.440
and they said, oh, that was his third thing he.
1176
00:57:52.519 --> 00:57:56.360
Did in mash So he like maneuvers himself around the
1177
00:57:56.440 --> 00:57:59.880
apron crazy and commentary is legitimately they're like, oh shit,
1178
00:58:00.000 --> 00:58:00.559
what's he doing?
1179
00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:02.719
Wow, he's kind of planned.
1180
00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:12.880
Oh shit, Oh, Chava hits the A from the one side,
1181
00:58:12.920 --> 00:58:18.159
he rounds the turnbuckle post, he gets back. Oh my god,
1182
00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:22.679
what he got planned, what's that? And then he punches Billy.
1183
00:58:23.519 --> 00:58:25.760
They just start fighting. Yeah, like, what the fuck?
1184
00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:29.920
I have no idea, bro, like that was that was funny?
1185
00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:32.760
Man, get this guy off this fucking show. They go
1186
00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:35.280
to all yeah, man, goddamn.
1187
00:58:35.559 --> 00:58:38.440
Matt Hardy hits MVP with the side effect here. Yes,
1188
00:58:39.159 --> 00:58:41.199
Katie gets eliminated by Chris Masters.
1189
00:58:41.559 --> 00:58:43.960
He just kind of throws him so, which leaves nine
1190
00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:47.679
people remaining. I believe. I believe it's College Masters, Batista Caine,
1191
00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:51.880
m VP, Matt Hardy, Chavo Finley, Jimmy Wangyang top guys.
1192
00:58:52.400 --> 00:58:54.199
MVP goes for the boot in the corner here, but
1193
00:58:54.280 --> 00:58:57.599
Matt Hardy moves and then Matt Hardy eliminates MVP, who
1194
00:58:57.679 --> 00:58:58.840
is the United States champion.
1195
00:58:59.679 --> 00:59:02.719
Wow, the champions being disrespected. No double champs here tonight.
1196
00:59:03.199 --> 00:59:05.800
Masters tries to lock the Master lock in on Chavo here,
1197
00:59:05.920 --> 00:59:09.039
but Jimmy wang Yang drop kicks them, and Chavo and
1198
00:59:09.199 --> 00:59:12.039
wang Yang work together and eliminate Chris Masters.
1199
00:59:12.239 --> 00:59:13.840
Yeah. On commentary, they're like, oh, yeah, these two have
1200
00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:15.480
been in odds for a while, Like, oh, I can't
1201
00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:18.320
believe they're working together. What the fuck did Chavo try
1202
00:59:18.360 --> 00:59:19.880
to break the Master, Like, what's wrong with him?
1203
00:59:20.119 --> 00:59:23.320
Dude? I have no idea? Yeah, I like that seriously,
1204
00:59:23.559 --> 00:59:25.679
I was like looking at Hi, I'm like, this can't be,
1205
00:59:25.840 --> 00:59:28.159
like right, this can't be what he decided to do.
1206
00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:29.840
It make no sense.
1207
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:33.599
So Yang and Chavo dap up, and then Chavo goes low.
1208
00:59:34.320 --> 00:59:37.400
Of course, this leads to Chavo trying to eliminate Yang,
1209
00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:39.960
but Yang gets on his shoulders and throws him out instead.
1210
00:59:40.199 --> 00:59:44.519
Yeah, flips electric chair style forward eliminates Chavo and my god,
1211
00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:46.519
Jimmy Wang Yang is one of the final six here
1212
00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:47.719
to win the World Championship.
1213
00:59:48.119 --> 00:59:51.639
Kana Batista team up on the Great Colleague, but just
1214
00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:53.400
just not having He's.
1215
00:59:53.239 --> 01:00:00.400
Not selling not tonight. This is not tonight. Colley's super
1216
01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:03.960
is not looking to look weak whatsoever. So they're giving
1217
01:00:04.000 --> 01:00:06.119
them the work. They have them against the ropes, and
1218
01:00:06.119 --> 01:00:08.639
they're trying to give like a little Okay, let's let's
1219
01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:13.360
fucking act like we're a lemonaingum Collie one not giving
1220
01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:15.800
up his legs like they are having such a hard
1221
01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:19.239
time grabbing this dude's legs, and this just looks fucking
1222
01:00:19.519 --> 01:00:23.920
so ridiculous. He's practically laying on the ropes, not going
1223
01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:27.840
over them whatsoever until he boots them both in the head.
1224
01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:30.800
Collie thinks this is a shoot okay, but he's just
1225
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:31.599
trying to fuck with me.
1226
01:00:34.400 --> 01:00:36.119
That's right, what they told him in the back, all right,
1227
01:00:36.199 --> 01:00:37.760
tre like, I shoot, fuck these dudes off.
1228
01:00:39.159 --> 01:00:40.840
Oh he shit put the title on on his tree
1229
01:00:40.920 --> 01:00:41.360
like a suit.
1230
01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:45.559
I mean, that's fucking sick. And if there's anybody to
1231
01:00:45.639 --> 01:00:47.119
do it with this fucking freak.
1232
01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:50.280
So Finley puts Jimmy Wang Yang on the apron and
1233
01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:53.159
then Hornswoggle comes out from underneath the ring, grabs his
1234
01:00:53.280 --> 01:00:55.559
leg and pulls him off the apron and he's eliminated.
1235
01:00:55.880 --> 01:00:59.599
Fucking assholes.
1236
01:00:59.719 --> 01:01:02.079
Jave yells, standing up, pointing at Hornswoggle.
1237
01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:09.519
Hey, what the fuck is that? Michael so great?
1238
01:01:09.599 --> 01:01:11.800
Colleie then big boots Matt Hardy over the ropes and
1239
01:01:11.840 --> 01:01:12.559
eliminates him.
1240
01:01:12.960 --> 01:01:15.440
I mean the big boot was pretty gnarly. He like,
1241
01:01:15.719 --> 01:01:18.159
he big boots him and Matt flips over the top rope.
1242
01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:22.519
Collie then gives Batista lariat. He gives Caane hilariot. He's
1243
01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:23.719
going off right now.
1244
01:01:24.039 --> 01:01:31.039
Show me MoU dude. He Collie chops Batist day. Collie
1245
01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:34.360
chomp's cane. He does the big ass taunt and the
1246
01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:36.400
commentary is like, where the fuck is Finley? I haven't
1247
01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:38.920
seen him in a minute. He no clips in and
1248
01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:40.320
starts beating Collie with a.
1249
01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:45.519
Dude. Collie gave Bautista the chop so hard it shook
1250
01:01:45.559 --> 01:01:46.400
the fucking screen.
1251
01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:51.320
He I mean, from all accounts, Collie was never light
1252
01:01:51.480 --> 01:01:54.119
on the Collie chop, and it was like a goddamn cement.
1253
01:01:54.199 --> 01:01:55.119
Block it in your head.
1254
01:01:55.360 --> 01:01:57.400
I mean, if there's one thing that Collie would say,
1255
01:01:57.440 --> 01:01:59.679
like giving tips to people, it would be to hit hard,
1256
01:02:00.599 --> 01:02:01.320
don't hit light.
1257
01:02:01.880 --> 01:02:05.719
You know, Collie is who I would number one go
1258
01:02:05.840 --> 01:02:07.239
to if I was looking to be a wrestler.
1259
01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:09.920
If you needed tips, it would be listen to the promote.
1260
01:02:09.920 --> 01:02:11.000
That's what Great College would say.
1261
01:02:11.599 --> 01:02:13.679
Number one, Number one.
1262
01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:19.000
From great Colleague. Run everywey champion. Listen to the promoter right,
1263
01:02:19.360 --> 01:02:25.719
number two, hit hard, number three, don't hit light. Oh, indeed,
1264
01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:35.960
number four, don't do mini moods. Great advice from the
1265
01:02:36.000 --> 01:02:38.519
Great College. That would be a great sag, great advice
1266
01:02:38.599 --> 01:02:42.440
from Great Collie. So, like you said, man Finley comes
1267
01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:45.400
in with the chalale. He comes straight for Collie's knees.
1268
01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:47.480
I mean, that's the smartest guy ever.
1269
01:02:48.360 --> 01:02:49.960
I mean, he takes him out and Collie's selling big
1270
01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:51.320
for him too. He fucking hits up the back of
1271
01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:53.440
the head with the sheil ay. He's going for it.
1272
01:02:53.760 --> 01:02:56.639
Kane is up now and he goes over. He choke
1273
01:02:56.719 --> 01:03:00.639
slams Finley, but as he gets Finley up, Tista hits
1274
01:03:00.679 --> 01:03:03.079
Kane with the spear and everybody is down.
1275
01:03:03.360 --> 01:03:07.280
It was actually perfect, Like Finley lands choke slam style.
1276
01:03:07.559 --> 01:03:11.400
Kine takes the spear. I again, a risky move for
1277
01:03:11.519 --> 01:03:15.840
a injury filled roster. Loved it though, Man, that was awesome.
1278
01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:17.639
It was awesome. No, I loved it too. Yeah, No,
1279
01:03:17.679 --> 01:03:20.280
it was sick. I'm a great great spot didn't make
1280
01:03:20.280 --> 01:03:22.639
any sense. I don't know why Batista did that, but
1281
01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:24.039
maybe he funks are Findley heavy.
1282
01:03:24.599 --> 01:03:26.880
He just saw an opportunity. He said, Wow, this would
1283
01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:33.119
be awesome in the video games. Batista then eliminates fit Finley,
1284
01:03:33.239 --> 01:03:36.519
and the final three are Caine, Bautista and the great Collie.
1285
01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:40.760
I mean, this is two of my favorite guys in Kane.
1286
01:03:43.000 --> 01:03:44.840
Just put the mask on, man, let you'd be good.
1287
01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:45.800
What the fuck?
1288
01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:49.920
Batista has Kane halfway over the ropes as great Collie
1289
01:03:50.039 --> 01:03:54.480
starts to stand up. Oh so great Collie stands up.
1290
01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:59.119
He walks over, and he's shit cans Bautista and Kane
1291
01:03:59.199 --> 01:03:59.920
at the same time.
1292
01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:03.760
There is so much time in between, like they're legit.
1293
01:04:03.880 --> 01:04:06.119
Show a shot of Collie on a niece staring at
1294
01:04:06.199 --> 01:04:10.599
them as they do this, and he gets up right,
1295
01:04:10.840 --> 01:04:17.000
d He fucking walks over all right, boys in he
1296
01:04:17.119 --> 01:04:22.639
throws over the top, new fucking world champion, a dominant.
1297
01:04:22.199 --> 01:04:26.559
Win for the new world heavyweight champion, the King of SmackDown,
1298
01:04:27.159 --> 01:04:29.880
and the summer of the Great Collie has begun.
1299
01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:33.079
Dude. He hits the post. Roger Singh comes out here
1300
01:04:33.159 --> 01:04:36.880
and fucking celebrate with him. Batista is flipping out, dude.
1301
01:04:37.119 --> 01:04:39.360
He's stomping on the stairs. He walks up the ramp.
1302
01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:42.400
Collie tells him the fuck off, dude.
1303
01:04:42.440 --> 01:04:46.159
Collie does the throat cut. Oh shit, get the fuck
1304
01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:46.559
out of here.
1305
01:04:46.599 --> 01:04:49.000
Are you kidding me? I mean, like I said, dude,
1306
01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:50.840
they could have went easy and put the belt on
1307
01:04:50.880 --> 01:04:54.480
Batista Orcane. I love that they tried something here and
1308
01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:55.519
gave Collie the belt.
1309
01:04:55.840 --> 01:04:58.000
Teddy Long is now in the ring. He presents him
1310
01:04:58.000 --> 01:05:01.880
the world heavyweight title. Great Collie then snatches it from
1311
01:05:01.960 --> 01:05:05.159
Teddy Long. He looks out to the crowd and he
1312
01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:06.119
makes history.
1313
01:05:06.880 --> 01:05:10.440
Ah. He puts the ballot up over his head, and
1314
01:05:10.599 --> 01:05:13.960
the first shot of Great Colleague holding the world championship
1315
01:05:14.079 --> 01:05:17.480
up in celebration is with him holding the title upside down.
1316
01:05:18.800 --> 01:05:20.840
Yes, that's a real champion.
1317
01:05:21.280 --> 01:05:24.960
The summer of Collie on the runs, Let's fucking go.
1318
01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:28.639
That is so I mean, that is legendary. That is
1319
01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:30.760
what I remember the most of this Colleague title run
1320
01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:32.320
is him holding the title upside down.
1321
01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:35.320
Me too, man, Like that's right. Like, the one thing
1322
01:05:35.440 --> 01:05:37.920
I remember here is him holding that shit upside down.
1323
01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:41.320
That is so fucking awesome. Dude, that is my guy.
1324
01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:43.480
He does not give a fuck about this shit. He's
1325
01:05:43.519 --> 01:05:45.840
the world champion, paying me my money, and I'm not
1326
01:05:46.000 --> 01:05:47.159
selling for you. See.
1327
01:05:47.360 --> 01:05:51.639
Uh we go to a backstage segment here Great Colleie
1328
01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:55.880
and Rajen singer here, and uh man, they are passionate
1329
01:05:55.920 --> 01:05:56.880
as hell in this promo.
1330
01:05:57.199 --> 01:06:00.960
Dude, Collie is fucking cutting a promo in his language
1331
01:06:01.079 --> 01:06:04.159
and like he's fired up. Rudgen Singh says, you know,
1332
01:06:04.280 --> 01:06:07.320
Great College says tonight, Indians all over the world are celebrating.
1333
01:06:07.320 --> 01:06:10.079
They're celebrating the first ever Indian world champion. There's parades
1334
01:06:10.119 --> 01:06:12.320
at fireworks going on right now. Let's tell him brain
1335
01:06:12.440 --> 01:06:14.559
from New York to New Delhi. I thought that was
1336
01:06:14.599 --> 01:06:15.679
a fucking great line.
1337
01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:16.760
It was a good line.
1338
01:06:16.840 --> 01:06:19.440
Yeah, he says, Tonight mark's the greatest chapter ever written
1339
01:06:19.480 --> 01:06:22.320
in WWE, because tonight marks the official reign of the
1340
01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:25.000
Great Collie is your champion, and the Great Colleague says,
1341
01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:26.840
this is going to be a reign of vicious terror
1342
01:06:27.159 --> 01:06:33.159
and total domination. And Collie says, I world heavyweight champion.
1343
01:06:34.440 --> 01:06:34.880
Let's go.
1344
01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:37.800
The Collie is all smiles all the way through this
1345
01:06:37.920 --> 01:06:39.639
fucking pro He's so happy.
1346
01:06:40.000 --> 01:06:43.320
I mean, he is so goddamn tall. The cameraman is
1347
01:06:43.440 --> 01:06:45.239
legit struggling to pan up to him.
1348
01:06:48.360 --> 01:06:51.239
We go to another backstage segment here Vicky Guerrero is
1349
01:06:51.280 --> 01:06:53.519
pacing back and forth as Teddy Long walks in.
1350
01:06:53.880 --> 01:06:56.280
Yeah, Teddy Long walks in, and he says, Vicky, you
1351
01:06:56.320 --> 01:06:58.360
see what just happened? And Vicky says, what do you
1352
01:06:58.400 --> 01:07:03.760
mean what happened? What do you blinch? She said, we
1353
01:07:03.800 --> 01:07:05.960
do have a small problem. Who's gonna face the Great
1354
01:07:05.960 --> 01:07:08.599
Collie of the Great American Bash, and then he said, shit,
1355
01:07:08.599 --> 01:07:10.079
I haven't thought about that shot. He has beavor you
1356
01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:11.239
let me think about it for a second.
1357
01:07:11.239 --> 01:07:12.800
I know it's this weekend, but I just haven't even
1358
01:07:12.800 --> 01:07:13.440
thought about it all.
1359
01:07:14.760 --> 01:07:16.960
I don't even considered the Great American Bash made event
1360
01:07:17.000 --> 01:07:20.800
for SmackDown. Not what's fuck? We got Paul London.
1361
01:07:21.079 --> 01:07:22.880
No, Paul London is gone.
1362
01:07:23.440 --> 01:07:26.320
Okay, get Spanky on the phone, get him the next
1363
01:07:26.400 --> 01:07:27.840
We got to get him a flight to the Great
1364
01:07:27.880 --> 01:07:28.519
America Bash.
1365
01:07:29.199 --> 01:07:30.079
Spanky's gone too.
1366
01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:38.320
Spanky's gone too, okay. Ah Kennedy, Ken Kennedy, Kennedy and
1367
01:07:38.360 --> 01:07:40.599
the great colleague. He's fucking been ready.
1368
01:07:40.599 --> 01:07:47.119
Ken Kennedy, Edge, did you watch the show like we
1369
01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:49.320
just went over this? I even told you when I
1370
01:07:49.440 --> 01:07:49.760
walked in.
1371
01:07:50.840 --> 01:07:54.920
Ah, fucking Batista and Kane, I don't know, I don't know.
1372
01:07:59.000 --> 01:08:05.880
Excuse me, probably say I know, Yeah, I got. That's
1373
01:08:05.880 --> 01:08:10.119
all I got. Isn't the Dully Boys and Undertaker, the
1374
01:08:10.199 --> 01:08:14.119
horrible Magic American Pass God?
1375
01:08:14.280 --> 01:08:17.159
No, we gotta bring it back. How about you know? Well,
1376
01:08:17.199 --> 01:08:20.520
Batista did sign a contract last week to fake face
1377
01:08:20.600 --> 01:08:23.239
Collie and Caine's No More contender for the world title,
1378
01:08:23.239 --> 01:08:24.960
and they were the final two in the Battle Royal.
1379
01:08:26.039 --> 01:08:27.479
You know what, let's just have a match with them,
1380
01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:30.720
Caine on one Batista in the winner. We'll go in
1381
01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:33.920
to face Great Collie for the World Championship. Vicky said,
1382
01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:36.079
all right, that's cool, and Teddy looks at her and says,
1383
01:08:36.119 --> 01:08:50.560
you like that. Now, that's Tabernacle. What was the Wackle
1384
01:08:52.760 --> 01:08:58.520
relations That's what the confetti was for. It actually dropped
1385
01:08:58.560 --> 01:09:00.239
in the ring. We just didn't get to see.
1386
01:09:00.399 --> 01:09:01.319
It was just where the fans.
1387
01:09:03.319 --> 01:09:05.239
They have to understand it when they say Tabernacle, you
1388
01:09:05.319 --> 01:09:06.479
gotta go fucking crazy here.
1389
01:09:08.279 --> 01:09:11.359
W WE Magazine presents the Raw Rebound.
1390
01:09:11.720 --> 01:09:14.479
Yeah, they're hyping up the Sina Lashley match that's gonna
1391
01:09:14.479 --> 01:09:16.600
be happening at Great American Bash for the w w
1392
01:09:16.760 --> 01:09:19.119
E title. And they get, uh, you know some legends
1393
01:09:19.159 --> 01:09:21.960
here talking like Stone Cold here's talking about Cena lastlie.
1394
01:09:22.439 --> 01:09:25.840
Uh he says, that's a dream badge. Okay, just fuck
1395
01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:36.760
you don't fucking pat you let me today.
1396
01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:47.720
Well, Rick Flair has something add here. He says, Well, Lashly,
1397
01:09:48.279 --> 01:09:51.039
you know, is young and strong and motivated, and Sina,
1398
01:09:52.119 --> 01:09:59.000
well he's young and strong and motivated. Alrighty, then, so.
1399
01:09:59.119 --> 01:10:01.960
This is the Raw Rebound, but we only get to
1400
01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:04.239
talk about Johnston and Bobby Lashley. What about the rest
1401
01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:04.600
of RAW.
1402
01:10:05.000 --> 01:10:08.840
I promise you on this week in two thousand and
1403
01:10:08.960 --> 01:10:13.479
seven RAW, there was nothing else to talk about. You
1404
01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:16.039
see this fucking card for this pay per view. There's
1405
01:10:16.119 --> 01:10:17.079
not shit going on.
1406
01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:20.479
Well, now it's time for Matt Hardy Versus KD.
1407
01:10:21.720 --> 01:10:24.279
I really wish it wasn't. I really wish it wasn't
1408
01:10:24.319 --> 01:10:28.399
time for Matt Hardy versus KD. I've watched, you know,
1409
01:10:28.720 --> 01:10:31.600
like I get what was going on here. There is
1410
01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:35.319
something that they could do here, but whatever, the the
1411
01:10:36.079 --> 01:10:37.680
boys were not on their best to night like they
1412
01:10:37.720 --> 01:10:40.760
were not. This match sucked ass. Okay, what do you
1413
01:10:40.800 --> 01:10:44.199
want for me? This fucking boring, ass fucking match? Like
1414
01:10:44.840 --> 01:10:48.800
they fucking didn't do shit. They had like fifteen fucking minutes.
1415
01:10:48.800 --> 01:10:50.279
Why was this fifteen minutes? They were both in a
1416
01:10:50.319 --> 01:10:53.000
battle royal just now they couldn't just fucking Oh they're
1417
01:10:53.000 --> 01:10:54.960
both beat up. Oh of course an inside cradle like
1418
01:10:55.039 --> 01:10:57.039
took this home in five No, I gotta watch fifteen
1419
01:10:57.039 --> 01:10:58.399
minutes of getting textre heat.
1420
01:10:59.319 --> 01:11:05.039
Why so MVP is backstage watching Matt Hardy on the
1421
01:11:05.119 --> 01:11:05.920
CRT TV.
1422
01:11:06.279 --> 01:11:07.760
He's got that silver joint too.
1423
01:11:08.159 --> 01:11:10.119
Oh yeah, you're right, the Toshiba TV.
1424
01:11:10.479 --> 01:11:12.000
I like that one. That's a good one.
1425
01:11:12.319 --> 01:11:15.000
The mattch starts with Matt Hardy fighting KD back into
1426
01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:18.039
a headlock. Here Kde misses an elbow and Matt hits
1427
01:11:18.079 --> 01:11:19.640
two lines and shit cansm you.
1428
01:11:19.640 --> 01:11:23.680
Can repeat that for sixteen minutes. I will, dude, I
1429
01:11:23.920 --> 01:11:27.239
swear not fucking joking. By the way, they fucking show
1430
01:11:27.239 --> 01:11:30.039
a recap of Kenny being eliminated by Masters earlier. It
1431
01:11:30.119 --> 01:11:33.000
comes back to the regular show and JBL says, well,
1432
01:11:33.079 --> 01:11:39.279
this show is what I call tabernacle. Dude, someone's gonna
1433
01:11:39.279 --> 01:11:41.600
fucking tell me what's going on. Like I'm losing it.
1434
01:11:41.880 --> 01:11:43.159
I'll lose the fucking mind.
1435
01:11:43.640 --> 01:11:45.920
So Matt Hardy hits a baseball slide here he heads
1436
01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:48.399
back into the ring. KD cuts him off. He slides
1437
01:11:48.520 --> 01:11:50.800
under Matt and slips him up and hits a slingshot
1438
01:11:50.880 --> 01:11:52.399
splash onto his back.
1439
01:11:52.600 --> 01:11:54.640
There was a couple promising things here where I thought
1440
01:11:54.680 --> 01:11:56.279
the match was about to like kick in the next gear,
1441
01:11:56.319 --> 01:11:58.079
and it just never gets there. That's really the biggest
1442
01:11:58.119 --> 01:12:00.319
issue here. They didn't really do anything wrong. It wasn't
1443
01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:03.359
any funck ups like it was a fucking run of
1444
01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:06.600
the middle SmackDown TV match. But I don't know. I'm
1445
01:12:06.640 --> 01:12:08.600
just used to smack Down matches being a little exciting.
1446
01:12:08.680 --> 01:12:10.199
This felt like a house show match.
1447
01:12:10.920 --> 01:12:19.399
So Kde grabs a headlock here, Matt works up, Corksey does.
1448
01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:20.840
So.
1449
01:12:21.119 --> 01:12:24.239
Matt works up, only to run into a Kde dropkick
1450
01:12:24.279 --> 01:12:29.319
for a two. So Katie grabs another headlock. Here, Matt
1451
01:12:29.479 --> 01:12:29.960
works up.
1452
01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:32.319
You can't imagine, all right?
1453
01:12:32.520 --> 01:12:35.199
Yes that it's a bellied back for a double down.
1454
01:12:35.560 --> 01:12:36.680
Indeed, indeed.
1455
01:12:36.800 --> 01:12:40.399
And then Ktie dropped toe holds Matt into the ropes. Okay,
1456
01:12:40.479 --> 01:12:42.640
that was kind of cool, and we head back into
1457
01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:43.279
the chin lock.
1458
01:12:43.520 --> 01:12:48.119
I paused this match six times, I wrote down every
1459
01:12:48.199 --> 01:12:48.800
time I did it.
1460
01:12:50.159 --> 01:12:52.119
Maybe they do the chin lock headlock deal a couple
1461
01:12:52.159 --> 01:12:54.960
more times. Look at some heat, I.
1462
01:12:55.039 --> 01:12:56.319
Mean, fuck.
1463
01:12:56.760 --> 01:12:58.880
So Matt hits a clothesline here for another double down.
1464
01:12:59.119 --> 01:13:00.880
Matt hits a line in the corner and then a
1465
01:13:00.920 --> 01:13:02.399
bulldog out of the corner for it two.
1466
01:13:02.479 --> 01:13:03.439
Little raven combo.
1467
01:13:03.880 --> 01:13:05.560
Matt hits a body slam and then heads to the
1468
01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:09.359
second rope to hit his patented elbow to the standing opponent.
1469
01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:12.840
I mean, my man, dude.
1470
01:13:13.720 --> 01:13:15.239
I was like, oh my god, he's gonna do the
1471
01:13:15.359 --> 01:13:15.840
leg drop.
1472
01:13:16.800 --> 01:13:19.399
Not even the shots even on him when he does
1473
01:13:19.479 --> 01:13:21.920
the huh. And then the next thing you see is
1474
01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:24.640
Kenny Dykscher standing up bent over for an elbow to
1475
01:13:24.720 --> 01:13:27.600
the back of the neck. Damn, Like, all right, I
1476
01:13:27.760 --> 01:13:29.520
understand you don't want to do the leg drop anymore,
1477
01:13:29.560 --> 01:13:32.199
but damn, man, that's like your thing. The crowd, by
1478
01:13:32.199 --> 01:13:34.840
the way, also dead for the hull, probably because they
1479
01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:36.600
had been watching you for a few weeks. Sin saw
1480
01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:37.520
you do shitty elbow?
1481
01:13:38.039 --> 01:13:39.279
Is that what he's doing now? The elbow?
1482
01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:41.520
I think so? Like I think that he just didn't
1483
01:13:41.520 --> 01:13:42.640
want to do the leg drop anymore.
1484
01:13:42.760 --> 01:13:45.039
I don't blame him, but damn, that's right.
1485
01:13:45.199 --> 01:13:46.000
That's how I feel too.
1486
01:13:46.840 --> 01:13:49.039
So Katie jumps to the top rope. Here Matt Hardy
1487
01:13:49.079 --> 01:13:51.880
cuts him off. Hardy grabs his head. He hits a
1488
01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:53.520
twist of fade off the second to pick up the
1489
01:13:53.560 --> 01:13:54.680
wind cool finish.
1490
01:13:55.800 --> 01:14:00.800
Confusing though, what Kenny Dyksher was thinking here, because from
1491
01:14:00.840 --> 01:14:03.560
what I understand, Kenny Dexter's finish is leg drop off
1492
01:14:03.560 --> 01:14:05.560
the top rope. He climbs to the top rope with
1493
01:14:05.560 --> 01:14:07.520
Matt hardy standing, I mean right in front of him.
1494
01:14:08.039 --> 01:14:09.319
I don't know what he was going for.
1495
01:14:09.720 --> 01:14:11.680
He was going for an elbow to a standing opponent.
1496
01:14:13.359 --> 01:14:24.159
He was going off there, I mean twisted fade off.
1497
01:14:24.159 --> 01:14:25.399
The second was cool. I'll take that.
1498
01:14:25.800 --> 01:14:27.079
Yeah, it was a dope finish.
1499
01:14:27.159 --> 01:14:30.319
I liked this just felt like a went on forever.
1500
01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:34.720
Oh but Tista versus Kane tonight number one Contenders match.
1501
01:14:35.079 --> 01:14:37.920
Yeah. I like the cane moving graphic with him with
1502
01:14:38.079 --> 01:14:39.399
gig marks on his forehead.
1503
01:14:39.960 --> 01:14:40.439
That's cool.
1504
01:14:41.079 --> 01:14:41.600
Pretty good.
1505
01:14:41.920 --> 01:14:44.319
And we get a video package here for the American
1506
01:14:44.399 --> 01:14:45.640
Badass Chuck film.
1507
01:14:45.760 --> 01:14:52.560
Then okay, so we opened the shot here and it
1508
01:14:52.720 --> 01:14:55.640
kind of you know, cinematic opens up and we see
1509
01:14:55.680 --> 01:14:58.439
a guy standing facing away, staring at a garage and
1510
01:14:58.479 --> 01:15:01.199
he's walking towards it, Like, who the fuck is that?
1511
01:15:01.319 --> 01:15:02.760
There's a dog with him. I was say what the
1512
01:15:02.920 --> 01:15:07.800
dog doing first of all, and then I find out
1513
01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:11.600
it is Chuck Palombo and I was like, wow, this
1514
01:15:11.840 --> 01:15:13.800
is I I don't know if I knew this is
1515
01:15:13.840 --> 01:15:16.119
how they reintroduced him, Like I know he shows up
1516
01:15:16.159 --> 01:15:18.359
with the bike, but I didn't know he got pretapes.
1517
01:15:18.960 --> 01:15:20.479
It kind of blew me away when I saw it.
1518
01:15:20.760 --> 01:15:23.119
Dude, Yeah, he says. Uh, he says. When I think
1519
01:15:23.119 --> 01:15:26.600
of an adrenaline rush, I think of my bikes, I said, Oh,
1520
01:15:27.359 --> 01:15:30.479
he says, I've I've built some of the nastiest, fastest,
1521
01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:34.399
and most unforgiving bikes on the road. My bikes are furious,
1522
01:15:34.439 --> 01:15:38.760
they have unrelenting power, and most importantly, they dominate the road,
1523
01:15:39.479 --> 01:15:42.239
just like I plan on dominating in the ring. I'm
1524
01:15:42.359 --> 01:15:46.319
Chuck Palumbo. Prepare for the rid of your life. Dude,
1525
01:15:46.760 --> 01:15:50.560
there it is? What what like you done it? Now?
1526
01:15:51.039 --> 01:16:00.840
I build bikes. I mean, you know what, what's the undertaker?
1527
01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:03.399
Look what the fuck is going on? I build bikes
1528
01:16:03.439 --> 01:16:04.479
and you should be afraid of that.
1529
01:16:05.159 --> 01:16:08.119
Well, you have to remember in two thousand and seven
1530
01:16:08.239 --> 01:16:11.960
how big the American Chopper deal was. Sure, so like
1531
01:16:12.119 --> 01:16:14.159
that was a huge deal back then, and people were
1532
01:16:14.199 --> 01:16:17.319
super into the Harley Davison American Chopper deal. So I
1533
01:16:17.399 --> 01:16:19.640
guess their idea here was, like we can kind of
1534
01:16:20.319 --> 01:16:23.119
build some synergy here on SmackDown, you know, and do
1535
01:16:23.239 --> 01:16:25.640
something with Chuck Plombo. Who you know, Chuck Colombo is
1536
01:16:25.680 --> 01:16:27.159
a huge guy man like I.
1537
01:16:27.399 --> 01:16:30.880
Like Chuck Plombo. He's got moves, he's big, he's got
1538
01:16:30.920 --> 01:16:31.319
a good look.
1539
01:16:31.600 --> 01:16:34.359
Yeah, it's easy to forget that. He's huge, Like he's
1540
01:16:34.439 --> 01:16:36.479
like a massive guy. So, like, of course they want
1541
01:16:36.520 --> 01:16:39.119
to do something with this guy. I mean, I'm fucking whatever.
1542
01:16:39.159 --> 01:16:41.439
He's the undertaker. I'm cool with that. You should run
1543
01:16:41.479 --> 01:16:48.680
Eugene over, yeah, like whul cogin. You should attach him
1544
01:16:48.680 --> 01:16:51.359
to the back of the bike, take him across the arena.
1545
01:16:53.439 --> 01:16:55.479
I mean, there's stuff you could do with then. I
1546
01:16:55.640 --> 01:16:57.319
just don't think this video did of justice.
1547
01:16:58.159 --> 01:17:01.319
Church of Hot Addiction by Coke Starship is the official
1548
01:17:01.359 --> 01:17:02.880
theme song for the Great American Bash.
1549
01:17:03.239 --> 01:17:04.640
I forgot about Cobra Starship.
1550
01:17:04.760 --> 01:17:06.640
Dude, me too, I haven't heard that name in a
1551
01:17:06.720 --> 01:17:07.119
long time.
1552
01:17:07.199 --> 01:17:09.439
Man. They did the goddamn Snakes on a Plane song?
1553
01:17:09.640 --> 01:17:10.119
How about that?
1554
01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:12.239
That's the one I know most I know they did
1555
01:17:12.359 --> 01:17:15.399
better Watch. That was a really important one.
1556
01:17:15.439 --> 01:17:16.479
That's just the one.
1557
01:17:18.720 --> 01:17:19.680
That's all you need. Really.
1558
01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:22.399
We go into a pre tape here. Jesse and Festus
1559
01:17:22.439 --> 01:17:24.600
are here to talk about magazines, what.
1560
01:17:25.159 --> 01:17:28.720
Like and what like. You have to be sitting there
1561
01:17:29.079 --> 01:17:32.159
like writing this show and looking at the landscape scene
1562
01:17:32.239 --> 01:17:34.920
all the top guys are leaving or getting hurt, and
1563
01:17:35.199 --> 01:17:37.840
you are told you have to do pre tapes for CPA.
1564
01:17:37.920 --> 01:17:40.560
Chuck plumble on the bike at Jesse and Festus like
1565
01:17:40.680 --> 01:17:45.680
you have to be eating shit constantly, Like this is
1566
01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:49.680
a disaster fucking waiting to happen. Man, Jesse and goddamn
1567
01:17:49.720 --> 01:17:52.479
Festus are here to talk about the magazines. Of course,
1568
01:17:52.479 --> 01:17:56.039
they're in front of the promo curtain classic. Hi, I'm
1569
01:17:56.159 --> 01:17:59.199
Jesse and this is my partner Festus and Festus of
1570
01:17:59.359 --> 01:18:04.800
course Wing just looking insane and he's got a huge
1571
01:18:04.800 --> 01:18:08.680
statoo on his arm. He says, we're so excited about
1572
01:18:08.680 --> 01:18:10.960
coming to SmackDown. And one of the greatest things about
1573
01:18:10.960 --> 01:18:13.279
being at W Superstar is got our picture taken all
1574
01:18:13.319 --> 01:18:15.479
the time, whether it be with all you or for
1575
01:18:15.560 --> 01:18:17.800
a magazine like this. And he holds up a magazine
1576
01:18:17.840 --> 01:18:19.840
that has ray Masterial on the cover. Look at ray
1577
01:18:19.840 --> 01:18:20.600
Masterio on the cover.
1578
01:18:24.600 --> 01:18:25.039
There he is.
1579
01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:28.079
How about that? I mean, I can't wait to wear
1580
01:18:28.119 --> 01:18:31.000
on the cover. Look at that face and it zooms
1581
01:18:31.039 --> 01:18:34.880
in on Festus's face. I mean he is out to launch.
1582
01:18:35.279 --> 01:18:39.439
He's fucked. Yeah, man, look at it. That is the
1583
01:18:39.560 --> 01:18:43.800
face that will see a lot of magazines. Jesse and
1584
01:18:43.880 --> 01:18:47.600
Festus coming to SmackDown Duce Domino. Watch the fuck out.
1585
01:18:48.159 --> 01:18:51.640
Yeah, that taxization is getting bolstered. Watch your ass, buddy,
1586
01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:57.960
come on, two star matches coming. Jesse and fest has
1587
01:18:58.000 --> 01:18:58.800
been a good time to come.
1588
01:18:58.880 --> 01:18:59.000
Man.
1589
01:18:59.039 --> 01:19:00.640
They just had a memo, this this show sucks.
1590
01:19:03.680 --> 01:19:06.840
It's our time to shine. Listen, you gotta give it
1591
01:19:06.880 --> 01:19:09.520
to Jesse. Infesti's at the very least their theme song
1592
01:19:09.640 --> 01:19:09.920
was hot.
1593
01:19:10.159 --> 01:19:14.359
This Gus Engravy. I mean, come on, man, yeah, you're right.
1594
01:19:15.199 --> 01:19:17.680
That's that's well worth the run at the very least.
1595
01:19:18.159 --> 01:19:19.359
And fuck doctor Death.
1596
01:19:22.119 --> 01:19:24.359
I mean, I would have liked to see Jesse like
1597
01:19:24.880 --> 01:19:26.479
actually get a chance to wrestle.
1598
01:19:26.600 --> 01:19:29.319
You know, I bet he had some fucking shit to
1599
01:19:29.479 --> 01:19:32.199
the show too, Like he had to have known something.
1600
01:19:32.560 --> 01:19:35.399
He probably knew a little more than being Festus's friend.
1601
01:19:35.439 --> 01:19:39.159
And then slam Master j and then they fucking accused
1602
01:19:39.239 --> 01:19:42.680
Jesse of giving Festus drugs and he was like that.
1603
01:19:46.800 --> 01:19:47.199
I love that.
1604
01:19:47.399 --> 01:19:50.640
Jesse and Festus are like standing here on this tag
1605
01:19:50.680 --> 01:19:53.399
t thing. And somehow that leads to Antonio Noki getting
1606
01:19:53.560 --> 01:20:00.239
super pissed off, Like the Domino falling pro Festus sing
1607
01:20:00.319 --> 01:20:02.159
off at Teddyo is hilarious.
1608
01:20:02.520 --> 01:20:06.399
He's starting right here. That's fucking unbelievable, man, I mean,
1609
01:20:06.439 --> 01:20:07.600
what a career this guy has had.
1610
01:20:08.079 --> 01:20:10.920
We go backstage. MVP is here when a guy that
1611
01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:13.079
I do not know walks up to ask a question.
1612
01:20:13.279 --> 01:20:17.560
James, I usually can give you an answer. I could
1613
01:20:17.640 --> 01:20:20.800
usually find out who the interviewers are. Once in a
1614
01:20:20.840 --> 01:20:24.319
while we get a Mark Lloyd in our Lives right right, James,
1615
01:20:24.359 --> 01:20:26.720
I have no fucking idea who this guy is. Dude.
1616
01:20:27.039 --> 01:20:29.000
I couldn't find who it was either. I looked it up.
1617
01:20:29.039 --> 01:20:30.960
I couldn't find out who this guy was. I'm sure
1618
01:20:31.000 --> 01:20:33.560
somebody that's listening knows this guy. I'm sure he might
1619
01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:35.640
have been childhood, he.
1620
01:20:35.760 --> 01:20:38.199
Might have been the guy he is like the goddamn
1621
01:20:38.279 --> 01:20:40.399
fucking John of the Coach would have two thousand and SmackDown.
1622
01:20:40.640 --> 01:20:42.760
But to me, this guy's a smack dass. I don't
1623
01:20:42.760 --> 01:20:43.760
know who the fuck this is.
1624
01:20:45.319 --> 01:20:45.359
Like.
1625
01:20:45.520 --> 01:20:47.479
His suit looks nuts, he looks like he was forced
1626
01:20:47.479 --> 01:20:49.039
into this position at the last second.
1627
01:20:49.479 --> 01:20:52.840
Yeah, no clue, this guy is. Yeah, great job.
1628
01:20:53.239 --> 01:20:54.960
Yeah, he says, Hey, MVP, I got a quick question,
1629
01:20:55.039 --> 01:20:57.560
and MVP says, we want to ask why I'm better
1630
01:20:57.640 --> 01:20:58.840
than you and the rest of the world.
1631
01:20:59.479 --> 01:21:03.880
No, no, we could talk about that.
1632
01:21:04.000 --> 01:21:05.800
I guess that's not quite what I was looking for
1633
01:21:06.000 --> 01:21:09.159
us hoping maybe you want to ask, what do you
1634
01:21:09.199 --> 01:21:10.319
think of Jesse and feesis?
1635
01:21:11.479 --> 01:21:12.479
I didn't do that brom.
1636
01:21:13.840 --> 01:21:17.079
You dude, what there's big silver crd TV reight bind you.
1637
01:21:17.119 --> 01:21:22.800
What the fuck are you doing? Oh on it, dude, Okay,
1638
01:21:22.960 --> 01:21:24.439
very good chance at that. It is fucking true that
1639
01:21:24.479 --> 01:21:25.600
the boys were playing a two.
1640
01:21:25.479 --> 01:21:27.399
In the locker room, dude, almost guaranteed.
1641
01:21:27.880 --> 01:21:29.399
So the guy says, Actually, I want to get your
1642
01:21:29.439 --> 01:21:31.319
thoughts on your mchur in American Mash. You know, Matt
1643
01:21:31.439 --> 01:21:33.640
Hardy was victorious tonight. He did eliminate you in the
1644
01:21:33.680 --> 01:21:38.600
battle roll, you know. MVP says, Hey, what the fuck
1645
01:21:38.680 --> 01:21:40.920
excuse you? I know you didn't just walk in here
1646
01:21:40.920 --> 01:21:42.680
and ask we have that Hardy. Let MENA tell you something.
1647
01:21:42.720 --> 01:21:44.760
You sun up a bitch. You don't know me. You
1648
01:21:44.880 --> 01:21:47.399
have no absolutely no idea what I'm capable of of
1649
01:21:47.520 --> 01:21:55.000
the world, save my lifetime time and see things you've
1650
01:21:55.039 --> 01:21:57.119
only seen on a movie screen. And I've been to
1651
01:21:57.199 --> 01:21:59.199
and survived places. You pray to God you'll never have
1652
01:21:59.319 --> 01:22:02.119
to go to my contract, my lifestyle, and this US
1653
01:22:02.199 --> 01:22:04.439
Championship says I'm better than you, and I'm better than
1654
01:22:04.439 --> 01:22:09.520
all the smeeckdown fans and most importantly Matt Hardy, because
1655
01:22:09.560 --> 01:22:11.199
I know you're watching. You could have be played Halo
1656
01:22:11.239 --> 01:22:13.800
two right now. I'm better than you at this Sunday,
1657
01:22:13.800 --> 01:22:15.359
I will prove it. Get out of my locker room,
1658
01:22:15.720 --> 01:22:18.319
and mystery man leaves, never to be seen again. They
1659
01:22:18.399 --> 01:22:19.640
kill him when he goes out of the locker room.
1660
01:22:19.640 --> 01:22:21.359
Actually they hit him with a bike and put him
1661
01:22:21.359 --> 01:22:22.119
on the trade tracks.
1662
01:22:22.600 --> 01:22:25.000
Oh wow, so he gets assulted a lot of people.
1663
01:22:25.039 --> 01:22:28.680
He just showed up, wrong plays, wrong time.
1664
01:22:29.119 --> 01:22:31.600
MVP is in great shape here man, he looks great.
1665
01:22:31.640 --> 01:22:35.640
Dude, he's great, and like, yeah, I uh, I wish
1666
01:22:35.720 --> 01:22:38.079
he got, like, you know, a bigger push at least
1667
01:22:38.079 --> 01:22:39.800
one at least just to see, you know what I mean,
1668
01:22:39.920 --> 01:22:41.319
like like, give him a guy, even if it's a
1669
01:22:41.359 --> 01:22:42.680
month world tie a round, let me see what it
1670
01:22:42.720 --> 01:22:43.039
looks like.
1671
01:22:43.640 --> 01:22:46.800
It cuts to Michael Cole and jbl here and right
1672
01:22:46.880 --> 01:22:49.079
behind them two fans in the backstand up and show
1673
01:22:49.119 --> 01:22:50.000
off their tall boys.
1674
01:22:50.439 --> 01:22:54.359
Oh no, I mean they probably went through six of
1675
01:22:54.399 --> 01:22:55.479
them getting through this show.
1676
01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:58.920
And now it's time to run down the Great American Bash.
1677
01:22:59.319 --> 01:23:02.560
So we have, of course, the US title online for SmackDown,
1678
01:23:02.560 --> 01:23:05.479
it's Matt Hardy versus MVP. But on Raw we have
1679
01:23:05.520 --> 01:23:08.439
the inner title match of Jeff Hardy versus U Manga.
1680
01:23:08.920 --> 01:23:10.000
That was probably fucking sweet.
1681
01:23:10.079 --> 01:23:12.159
These two matches sound all right? Yeah, this sound pretty cool.
1682
01:23:12.399 --> 01:23:15.680
WB title John Cena versus Bobby Lashley, which is a
1683
01:23:15.840 --> 01:23:16.479
dream match.
1684
01:23:16.880 --> 01:23:18.359
Hey, I bet that was pretty good too.
1685
01:23:18.800 --> 01:23:21.479
This one caught me off, caught me by surprise. Texas
1686
01:23:21.560 --> 01:23:24.039
Boroup match Dusty Rhodes versus Randy Orton.
1687
01:23:24.319 --> 01:23:27.199
Yeah, I guess we're still kicking the Legend Killer Gimmick year.
1688
01:23:27.560 --> 01:23:31.199
That sounds fun. I'm into that Women's title Candice Michelle
1689
01:23:31.279 --> 01:23:33.760
versus Melina. They do some fucking crazy moves. I bet
1690
01:23:33.800 --> 01:23:35.000
they were fucking go for it here.
1691
01:23:35.239 --> 01:23:36.880
Yeah, why not World.
1692
01:23:36.640 --> 01:23:40.000
Title of VCW CM Punk versus John Morrison, who I
1693
01:23:40.079 --> 01:23:41.600
believe just became John Morrison.
1694
01:23:41.880 --> 01:23:44.119
Yeah, I'm just I'm not a huge John Morrison guy,
1695
01:23:44.199 --> 01:23:46.560
but you know, young and fired up CM Punk. I'm
1696
01:23:46.560 --> 01:23:47.359
sure they get something.
1697
01:23:47.520 --> 01:23:49.319
There's at least one match that I know Punk has
1698
01:23:49.359 --> 01:23:50.720
with Morrison that he says he liked, he said he
1699
01:23:50.720 --> 01:23:52.159
hated all the other ones. I don't know which one
1700
01:23:52.279 --> 01:23:56.399
that falls into about it and of course world heavyweight
1701
01:23:56.439 --> 01:23:59.359
title is on the line, Battista or Kane versus the
1702
01:23:59.399 --> 01:24:02.520
Great Colleague. And the picture they show here is just
1703
01:24:02.720 --> 01:24:05.760
three just fucking I mean really, two insane look at
1704
01:24:05.800 --> 01:24:10.359
guys and very handsome Batista. Collie has the shouting picture
1705
01:24:10.439 --> 01:24:13.119
with the photoshop the world title over him. Dude, that
1706
01:24:13.319 --> 01:24:17.199
was crazy, man Like that is legendary to me. I
1707
01:24:17.319 --> 01:24:20.239
love that, Like they could have told him to do
1708
01:24:20.439 --> 01:24:22.640
anything else. He's not even looking like he's yelling. He
1709
01:24:22.720 --> 01:24:23.439
just looks like he's going.
1710
01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:23.800
Ah.
1711
01:24:24.960 --> 01:24:28.039
The belt is huge, by the way, gigantic. The world
1712
01:24:28.079 --> 01:24:31.600
title has never been that fucking big, dude. So Caine
1713
01:24:31.640 --> 01:24:33.399
and Batista are walking to the ring here.
1714
01:24:34.560 --> 01:24:38.239
Of course, Batista is walking through the backstage and his
1715
01:24:38.439 --> 01:24:40.479
is normal, and Kane is of course walking through the
1716
01:24:40.600 --> 01:24:45.039
red hallway because hell follows him anywhere he goes.
1717
01:24:45.800 --> 01:24:49.119
WWE presents jes for Men Hair Color, Stay in the
1718
01:24:49.199 --> 01:24:51.920
game moments. It was the Great Colligue winning the belt.
1719
01:24:52.279 --> 01:24:55.720
Let's go stay in the game. Get your hair right, Gray, motherfucker?
1720
01:24:55.800 --> 01:24:56.199
What the fuck?
1721
01:24:56.479 --> 01:24:58.920
Yeah? I love the little camera they got on this
1722
01:24:59.199 --> 01:25:01.760
like whole deal here they have this little camera where
1723
01:25:02.199 --> 01:25:03.880
under the footage a Great Collie winning the bell. It
1724
01:25:03.960 --> 01:25:05.640
just a bunch of dudes hanging out with a new hair,
1725
01:25:06.159 --> 01:25:06.880
drinking beers.
1726
01:25:07.279 --> 01:25:10.680
It's pretty cool, dude. I took a screens out of
1727
01:25:10.760 --> 01:25:13.520
one of them, which is one guy super happy and
1728
01:25:13.640 --> 01:25:15.000
like a girl's like, oh hell yeah, your hair is
1729
01:25:15.039 --> 01:25:16.600
looking prettyweet and colle hold.
1730
01:25:18.039 --> 01:25:22.039
Yeah, like Greg Colley's hanging out with the belts. The
1731
01:25:22.159 --> 01:25:22.920
hair is looking good.
1732
01:25:23.039 --> 01:25:26.520
Man. Wow, this is a great night.
1733
01:25:27.920 --> 01:25:29.720
Great Collie won the belt and the world was a
1734
01:25:29.840 --> 01:25:31.840
unity for us, swallowing ton ah.
1735
01:25:32.199 --> 01:25:35.239
The fucking flower started to blossom, the hair started to
1736
01:25:35.359 --> 01:25:38.880
go not gray. Things were well. Stock market up.
1737
01:25:40.000 --> 01:25:42.039
Notice that the Great Collie loses the title and we
1738
01:25:42.119 --> 01:25:43.560
suffer a financial crisis.
1739
01:25:46.239 --> 01:25:48.039
Probably not thinking about it.
1740
01:25:48.239 --> 01:25:52.560
I am thinking The Great American Bash is presented by Zidio.
1741
01:25:52.880 --> 01:25:54.239
That doesn't exist anymore, Just so.
1742
01:25:54.319 --> 01:25:57.079
You know, yeah, absolutely not. It was a Comcast deal.
1743
01:25:57.319 --> 01:25:59.359
Yeah, it was like something that Comcast launch was it
1744
01:25:59.479 --> 01:26:02.039
like just something and it just kind of hit fans
1745
01:26:02.079 --> 01:26:05.359
that visit a website. Are you the ww's biggest fanjams?
1746
01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:07.119
You go to video dot com to prove it.
1747
01:26:07.439 --> 01:26:09.520
I actually looked into this contest. If you want to
1748
01:26:09.560 --> 01:26:10.079
hear about it.
1749
01:26:10.279 --> 01:26:12.640
Oh my god, I would love to hear about it.
1750
01:26:12.720 --> 01:26:15.319
Actually, this will be the one and only time that
1751
01:26:15.520 --> 01:26:17.159
video has ever talked about again.
1752
01:26:17.319 --> 01:26:19.800
So lock in, yeah, come on now, So.
1753
01:26:20.119 --> 01:26:23.880
You could submit a sixty second video to video dot com.
1754
01:26:24.000 --> 01:26:25.520
Do you get it? Do you get what it's called?
1755
01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:26.479
Video video?
1756
01:26:27.279 --> 01:26:27.479
Right?
1757
01:26:28.319 --> 01:26:31.039
Of course, video was launched by Comcast, and they want
1758
01:26:31.079 --> 01:26:35.119
to know why you're WWE's biggest fan. So video dot
1759
01:26:35.199 --> 01:26:38.680
Com users will help vote. Top ten users will be
1760
01:26:38.800 --> 01:26:43.079
chosen by video users, and then five additional users will
1761
01:26:43.119 --> 01:26:46.239
be chosen by a panel of WWE judges. Wow to
1762
01:26:46.359 --> 01:26:50.520
be flown to New York City to participate in WWE's
1763
01:26:50.560 --> 01:26:51.680
Summer Slam weekend.
1764
01:26:51.880 --> 01:26:56.159
Oh how about that, I'm assuming they were chosen.
1765
01:26:56.279 --> 01:26:59.680
Yes, they will host a red carbon event to determine
1766
01:26:59.840 --> 01:27:01.359
w's biggest fan.
1767
01:27:01.760 --> 01:27:02.960
That's fucking awesome.
1768
01:27:03.039 --> 01:27:04.039
I mean, I.
1769
01:27:05.680 --> 01:27:07.359
Hope somebody's super deserving won that.
1770
01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:11.119
The winners will receive more than thirty three thousand dollars,
1771
01:27:11.680 --> 01:27:15.640
including a grand prize of twenty five thousand dollars.
1772
01:27:16.079 --> 01:27:17.319
Oh my god, what the fuck?
1773
01:27:17.920 --> 01:27:20.920
WWE twenty four to seven on Demand will feature the
1774
01:27:21.000 --> 01:27:25.319
fifteen finalist videos, what including the winning entry footage from
1775
01:27:25.319 --> 01:27:28.479
the red carpet event and other behind the scenes videos.
1776
01:27:28.840 --> 01:27:31.359
The Oh my god wb vault w bvont needs to
1777
01:27:31.359 --> 01:27:33.760
get on this fucking now. Oh my god, these exist,
1778
01:27:34.439 --> 01:27:35.880
they have these, We need to see this.
1779
01:27:36.439 --> 01:27:40.840
To celebrate the crowning of ww's Biggest Fan WW twenty
1780
01:27:40.880 --> 01:27:43.159
four to seven and its affiliates will be giving away
1781
01:27:43.239 --> 01:27:46.319
a month of subscription in September ten new subscribers.
1782
01:27:46.600 --> 01:27:51.199
Hooray, Wow, this is a good deal. Here. What the fuck?
1783
01:27:51.640 --> 01:27:54.680
And that is the video contest? I don't actually know
1784
01:27:54.760 --> 01:27:58.079
who won. I don't actually know if there's footage of
1785
01:27:58.159 --> 01:28:00.920
the red carpet event or whatever, but well there has
1786
01:28:01.000 --> 01:28:02.319
to be. I assume it happened.
1787
01:28:02.680 --> 01:28:06.119
I do see a little more info here. Video dot
1788
01:28:06.159 --> 01:28:09.079
Com receives an amazing response, logging more than one thousand
1789
01:28:09.199 --> 01:28:11.159
video entries for the contest, with more than seven hundred
1790
01:28:11.159 --> 01:28:15.039
and eighty five thousand total video views and counting this Friday.
1791
01:28:15.199 --> 01:28:16.840
When the fuck was this posted? I don't know if
1792
01:28:16.840 --> 01:28:18.840
there's a fucking date on this. It says this Friday,
1793
01:28:18.960 --> 01:28:21.199
w woilll be announcing the whatever of the rw's Biggest
1794
01:28:21.199 --> 01:28:23.600
Fan Video Contest at a special red carpet event. The
1795
01:28:23.720 --> 01:28:25.720
fifteen finalists will be in New York city to have
1796
01:28:25.760 --> 01:28:29.079
their videos judge by w B superstars John Cena, Stone,
1797
01:28:29.159 --> 01:28:34.199
called Steve Austin Batista, Randy Orton and others on the
1798
01:28:34.279 --> 01:28:37.520
eventful Summer Slam weekend. One lucky winner will be crowned
1799
01:28:37.600 --> 01:28:39.479
WIT's biggest fan and will receive the grand price twenty
1800
01:28:39.560 --> 01:28:42.880
five thousand dollars. And this took Oh they give the
1801
01:28:42.920 --> 01:28:46.840
address here where the red carpet events happening. Wow? Yeah,
1802
01:28:46.840 --> 01:28:48.800
And I don't know if they show if there's any
1803
01:28:48.880 --> 01:28:52.520
articles about who won here? Who? Who is w's biggest fan?
1804
01:28:52.600 --> 01:28:55.000
We need to Oh, oh my god, I found out
1805
01:28:55.000 --> 01:28:55.840
who won the contest?
1806
01:28:56.239 --> 01:28:56.720
Who was it?
1807
01:28:57.119 --> 01:29:02.000
Mike Timbson from Los Angeles? Really Mike Timson beat out
1808
01:29:02.039 --> 01:29:06.199
thousands of other contestants and uh he won. He won
1809
01:29:06.279 --> 01:29:07.319
the goddamn deal here.
1810
01:29:08.039 --> 01:29:09.920
You might know him as the kiss Demon from w
1811
01:29:10.119 --> 01:29:10.479
c W.
1812
01:29:13.600 --> 01:29:15.960
It says, yeah, the excitement was palpable. Is the judges
1813
01:29:16.000 --> 01:29:20.479
conferred eventually crowning lifelong fanatic Timpson as WB's biggest fan.
1814
01:29:21.039 --> 01:29:24.600
Timpson's video creatively and comically showcased the effect to which
1815
01:29:24.720 --> 01:29:27.239
thirty years of w B entertainment has influenced him at home,
1816
01:29:27.399 --> 01:29:32.479
at work, and throughout his Daily Life. Nice, but he
1817
01:29:32.720 --> 01:29:35.399
showed up is super Team.
1818
01:29:40.680 --> 01:29:42.760
And then kicked his ass.
1819
01:29:45.840 --> 01:29:49.399
Wow, congratulations, Goddamn Mike Timpson. I wonder what he's up
1820
01:29:49.399 --> 01:29:53.000
to now. You said he became the kids demon now.
1821
01:29:58.399 --> 01:30:02.399
And now it's time for Yane versus Baltista number one
1822
01:30:02.439 --> 01:30:03.199
contender match.
1823
01:30:03.520 --> 01:30:06.000
Caine and Batista two top guys.
1824
01:30:06.199 --> 01:30:06.399
Now.
1825
01:30:06.880 --> 01:30:10.000
I wanna air a little grievance here because I, uh,
1826
01:30:11.239 --> 01:30:14.119
far be it from me to ever stand up for Kane,
1827
01:30:14.399 --> 01:30:16.800
but I think he got an unfair shake here. He
1828
01:30:17.039 --> 01:30:19.640
is the number one contender and I would have been
1829
01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:21.960
okay with this if they didn't say this was a
1830
01:30:22.039 --> 01:30:25.479
number one contenders match. That's bullshit. He was number one
1831
01:30:25.479 --> 01:30:27.720
contender and he shook his match. This could have just
1832
01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:31.159
still been Can versus Batista winner for his great colleague,
1833
01:30:31.239 --> 01:30:33.199
and Kane still could be number one contenter coming out
1834
01:30:33.239 --> 01:30:35.760
of that. But instead, fucking Kane has to put up
1835
01:30:35.760 --> 01:30:37.239
his opportunity because Edge got hurt.
1836
01:30:37.640 --> 01:30:39.720
Well, Batista gets his full pyro again.
1837
01:30:39.800 --> 01:30:42.359
That was cool, dude. He's fucking super fired up when
1838
01:30:42.359 --> 01:30:44.119
he comes out too. He looks at the ring at
1839
01:30:44.199 --> 01:30:46.560
Kan who's already in the ring. He says, you want this? Huh?
1840
01:30:47.119 --> 01:30:51.600
You want it that as hard as fuck.
1841
01:30:51.920 --> 01:30:54.520
Well, I mean, his whole character in WW is badass
1842
01:30:54.600 --> 01:30:56.079
motherfucker with coolest stuff.
1843
01:30:56.279 --> 01:31:00.520
He is the animal. I mean, he looks fucking awesome
1844
01:31:00.600 --> 01:31:02.239
here too, dude, So.
1845
01:31:02.399 --> 01:31:06.399
Kina Batista man, we lock up Caine's shoulder, tackles Batista.
1846
01:31:06.479 --> 01:31:07.640
He scrambles for a pin.
1847
01:31:07.800 --> 01:31:10.800
Cain is scared, dude, Cain looks I mean, he is
1848
01:31:10.920 --> 01:31:13.800
the least intimidating Caine ever maybe here, like I don't
1849
01:31:13.840 --> 01:31:17.079
know what's going on, Like he is still goddamn Caine
1850
01:31:17.119 --> 01:31:19.920
from Hell. I see the goddamn red hallway. You're still
1851
01:31:20.000 --> 01:31:22.640
from Hell, buddy, what are you doing? I know Batista
1852
01:31:22.720 --> 01:31:24.920
is the animal, but kick his ass.
1853
01:31:25.479 --> 01:31:27.920
This guy shot Kane McMahon's.
1854
01:31:36.600 --> 01:31:48.479
Yes he did, Yes, he did so.
1855
01:31:48.680 --> 01:31:51.560
Caine body slams Batista. He grabs a chin lock.
1856
01:31:51.960 --> 01:31:52.199
Yeah.
1857
01:31:52.800 --> 01:31:55.720
Bautista fights up and hits a belly to back suplex.
1858
01:31:56.119 --> 01:31:57.359
Fuck you man, stop doing that.
1859
01:31:57.720 --> 01:31:59.880
Batista follows up with a nice kitchen sink to k
1860
01:32:00.399 --> 01:32:01.960
Then he goes for a rear naked choke.
1861
01:32:02.680 --> 01:32:05.760
That kitchen sink was gnarly. I was, like I wrote down.
1862
01:32:05.880 --> 01:32:09.600
Kine kicks out at nothing, receipt coming Batista.
1863
01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:11.000
Hits a line in the corner here, but Kane throws
1864
01:32:11.079 --> 01:32:13.279
him back into the corner hits his own line. Kane
1865
01:32:13.279 --> 01:32:14.880
then hits a big boot on Batista and that throws
1866
01:32:14.920 --> 01:32:15.520
him out of the ring.
1867
01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:18.560
Of course, and we have to scramble here because smeckdown
1868
01:32:18.600 --> 01:32:18.840
rolls on.
1869
01:32:18.920 --> 01:32:21.600
After this, Kane stalks Batista on the outside. They do
1870
01:32:21.680 --> 01:32:25.359
a double line, double down, head into commercial. We come back.
1871
01:32:25.960 --> 01:32:27.640
Kane is going for the cane line.
1872
01:32:28.000 --> 01:32:31.000
Right, of course. I mean he's going for all the
1873
01:32:31.079 --> 01:32:32.760
shit here. He hit him with a big booty hoods
1874
01:32:32.800 --> 01:32:35.119
up top, but Batista cuts him off, picks him up.
1875
01:32:35.159 --> 01:32:36.279
Oklahoma Stampede.
1876
01:32:36.359 --> 01:32:38.239
Look good, Love that that was cool?
1877
01:32:38.479 --> 01:32:38.960
Hell yeah.
1878
01:32:39.279 --> 01:32:41.600
Batista sets up for the Batista bomb here, but Kane
1879
01:32:41.680 --> 01:32:44.479
runs him into the corner. Kane hits a sidewalk slam
1880
01:32:44.560 --> 01:32:48.079
for a two here. Kane takes back over Caine heads
1881
01:32:48.119 --> 01:32:50.920
back up for the cane line here. This time he jumps,
1882
01:32:50.960 --> 01:32:53.479
but Batista rolls out of the way. Yes, a surprise.
1883
01:32:53.560 --> 01:32:55.439
They protected this move so much. I feel like it
1884
01:32:55.479 --> 01:32:56.840
always gets kicked out of anyways.
1885
01:32:57.039 --> 01:32:59.760
I know. Yeah, I'm not used to seeing Kane miss that.
1886
01:33:00.199 --> 01:33:02.640
Batista follows up with a spinebuster and he sets up
1887
01:33:02.680 --> 01:33:06.000
for the spear. Kane kicks Batista, he goozles him. He
1888
01:33:06.079 --> 01:33:07.600
hits the choke slam, but it's only.
1889
01:33:07.560 --> 01:33:10.479
Two I mean, big pop from the crowd to the
1890
01:33:10.479 --> 01:33:12.279
crowd bit on that too. Kan must have been beaten
1891
01:33:12.319 --> 01:33:13.359
a ton of dudes with the choke slam.
1892
01:33:13.399 --> 01:33:16.880
Still, Kan goes for the tombstone. Batista gets down. Kane
1893
01:33:16.920 --> 01:33:19.079
lines him out of the ring and he heads back outside.
1894
01:33:19.520 --> 01:33:22.439
Why that's what commentary said, Why why are you doing that? Dude?
1895
01:33:22.479 --> 01:33:24.760
Jb Elllegit says, Wow, you're an idiot. What do you doing, Michael?
1896
01:33:27.520 --> 01:33:28.199
Are you talking to me?
1897
01:33:29.279 --> 01:33:29.319
No?
1898
01:33:30.319 --> 01:33:35.479
Uh? Batista cuts him off by throwing him into the
1899
01:33:35.520 --> 01:33:38.600
steps and throwing them back in the ring. Batista heads
1900
01:33:38.640 --> 01:33:41.119
to the top rope and he hits a flying shoulder
1901
01:33:41.199 --> 01:33:41.880
tackle that.
1902
01:33:42.119 --> 01:33:44.520
Was fucking crazy. Even on commentary, they're like, oh, wow,
1903
01:33:44.560 --> 01:33:46.479
he usually doesn't do this. I thought he was gonna
1904
01:33:46.520 --> 01:33:47.880
like kind of do the same thing Kane was doing
1905
01:33:47.920 --> 01:33:51.479
and miss. No dude, flying shoulder tackle. And then they
1906
01:33:51.560 --> 01:33:54.760
show a shot of both of them down, but in
1907
01:33:54.880 --> 01:33:57.479
the distance on the ramp you could see the tallest
1908
01:33:57.560 --> 01:33:59.920
man of all time lumbering down to the rim.
1909
01:34:00.640 --> 01:34:04.199
Great Collie has problems with everybody on this show.
1910
01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:06.359
He is a shit starter, dude, he is, and he
1911
01:34:06.399 --> 01:34:08.720
doesn't give a fuck either. He's not He's not waiting
1912
01:34:08.800 --> 01:34:10.840
for you to come to him. He's coming to beat
1913
01:34:10.880 --> 01:34:11.479
the shit out of you.
1914
01:34:11.800 --> 01:34:15.119
Great Collie walks down to the ring and starts kicking
1915
01:34:15.239 --> 01:34:16.279
Batista's ass.
1916
01:34:17.079 --> 01:34:19.640
Dude. Batista gets a two count, stands up and turns around,
1917
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and Collie punches him in the head. And it gets
1918
01:34:22.640 --> 01:34:25.680
so raucous that like Caine is going after Collie. Batista
1919
01:34:25.760 --> 01:34:28.840
and Caine now have to team up to fucking take
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01:34:28.920 --> 01:34:29.479
out Collie.
1921
01:34:29.840 --> 01:34:32.640
Yeah, they eventually do. They line him out of the ring.
1922
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He lands on his feet. He starts walking back towards
1923
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the ramp, and Teddy Long comes out here.
1924
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Yeah, Teddy's in just a minute, the Great Collie. This
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Sunday at Great America Bash, you were going to be
1926
01:34:43.680 --> 01:34:45.960
defending the world title against one of those men, but
1927
01:34:46.119 --> 01:34:49.399
by god, now you'll be facing both of them. This
1928
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Sunday at the Great America Bash is going to be
1929
01:34:51.159 --> 01:34:54.239
a triple threat match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Halla
1930
01:34:54.800 --> 01:34:58.039
and his music hits. Collie is pissed, and then they
1931
01:34:58.119 --> 01:34:59.880
go They show a shot back in the ring now,
1932
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and it's Kane and Batista standing there like fucking you know,
1933
01:35:02.479 --> 01:35:05.640
Pissedkine has removed both of his alpha bants.
1934
01:35:06.279 --> 01:35:07.760
He's holding both of them in the ring.
1935
01:35:09.159 --> 01:35:11.359
He like super wants to be done with this. He's
1936
01:35:11.439 --> 01:35:14.399
so sick of fighting Collie and Collie not selling for him.
1937
01:35:16.600 --> 01:35:18.399
He was right. He starts shooting, man, That's what it's
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01:35:18.399 --> 01:35:18.840
all about.
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01:35:19.279 --> 01:35:21.439
He was pissed. Yeah, dude, everyone's staring at each other.
1940
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Collie points at the ring, Batista and Kane face off,
1941
01:35:24.039 --> 01:35:26.479
and Collie goes to celebrate again with the belt to
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01:35:26.760 --> 01:35:30.920
take SmackDown off the air. I mean, the great goddamn
1943
01:35:30.960 --> 01:35:33.359
Collie man, he is. He is putting his foot down.
1944
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He's putting his foot down, and he's putting up your
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01:35:35.239 --> 01:35:35.640
ass too.
1946
01:35:36.079 --> 01:35:38.479
SmackDown needs a top guy, and great Collie is ready
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to be that guy.
1948
01:35:39.359 --> 01:35:41.479
I mean, he holds the belt to September. So the
1949
01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:45.039
goddamn Summer of Collie is real. Man, I listen, I
1950
01:35:45.159 --> 01:35:46.840
love the Monster of the Summer deal. We were just
1951
01:35:46.880 --> 01:35:49.920
talking about ECW's Big Show and the Summer of Big Show. Like,
1952
01:35:50.439 --> 01:35:51.920
Monster of the Summer is a good deal.
1953
01:35:52.439 --> 01:35:55.239
Great College's gonna take advantage of every single day. He's
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01:35:55.279 --> 01:35:55.560
got it.
1955
01:35:55.680 --> 01:35:58.479
Man, Dude, you were showing me the other day that,
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01:35:58.760 --> 01:36:02.840
like with Kane had like thirteen singles matches or something.
1957
01:36:03.199 --> 01:36:05.479
I bet Kane hated with all of them.
1958
01:36:06.399 --> 01:36:09.119
Dude. Yeah, Kane and Great Collie had a bunch of
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01:36:09.159 --> 01:36:11.600
singles matches here over the next five or so years.
1960
01:36:12.279 --> 01:36:13.680
I mean, I'm sure there was even more when it
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01:36:13.720 --> 01:36:14.399
comes to tags.
1962
01:36:14.640 --> 01:36:16.279
Yeah, if you count the house shows too, you know.
1963
01:36:16.800 --> 01:36:19.520
Odd episode of SmackDown though, Man, I mean like, I
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01:36:19.640 --> 01:36:23.840
can't you know, watching this, I can't say that I
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01:36:23.960 --> 01:36:26.600
am hopeful for the show other than the Great Collie
1966
01:36:27.359 --> 01:36:30.800
and uh, you know what that's that's a lot to
1967
01:36:30.920 --> 01:36:36.560
hang your hat on, just the big Man. Well, that
1968
01:36:36.720 --> 01:36:40.640
is it for WWE SmackDown July twentieth, two thousand and seven.
1969
01:36:41.600 --> 01:36:46.560
And now it's time for the man even.
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01:36:48.199 --> 01:36:55.640
Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to the
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01:36:55.760 --> 01:37:00.800
main event, starting in the five dollars tier, Poky Pooky
1972
01:37:01.079 --> 01:37:08.000
Big V with the Big d Dick el Sheh, Deadlock's
1973
01:37:08.039 --> 01:37:16.880
favorite Barista kaiwaf Dave Barista. Welcome from Stupor Cross Card
1974
01:37:18.399 --> 01:37:24.479
twin step brother, Oh gig My scrot called that meatball MARINERA.
1975
01:37:24.399 --> 01:37:27.960
Oh wow, I fucking don't like that at all.
1976
01:37:28.560 --> 01:37:33.439
Ray Sikalas, Hello, bright to Jerry goes to his eighty
1977
01:37:33.520 --> 01:37:35.399
seven year old grandma's house for pie.
1978
01:37:35.840 --> 01:37:39.479
Oh, that's that's fucking very wholesome. That's the only wholesome
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01:37:39.479 --> 01:37:40.920
thing we've ever heard about in eighty seven.
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Year old grandma reptar on ice.
1981
01:37:44.119 --> 01:37:46.800
Oh, reptar reptar. That's awesome.
1982
01:37:47.399 --> 01:37:52.720
Greg Jackson, Hello, they call me Chase because I'm rich Dan,
1983
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I'm heart Son.
1984
01:37:55.359 --> 01:37:59.640
You will die in six days. I am him? I
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01:38:00.199 --> 01:38:02.199
m ken Who the fuck are you?
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01:38:02.920 --> 01:38:09.159
Russell Gohier, Hello, Logan Bowlie, Eric Slater does Shandy Man,
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He's back, Dante bon Giovanni.
1988
01:38:12.119 --> 01:38:14.000
Oh, I like that, bon Giovanni.
1989
01:38:14.319 --> 01:38:19.279
Ten dollars Tier Justin five oh one, justin for every
1990
01:38:19.399 --> 01:38:24.439
real one. That's us Slash Cobaine four. My back hurts.
1991
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My name is a Dora. My back hurts.
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Oly shit, you know a doors back hurts.
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01:38:29.680 --> 01:38:36.479
Cain Bluie Caine blue Blooie. Healer is a seven year
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old pup. You six sons of bandits scissorhead doctor Hokage.
1995
01:38:43.439 --> 01:38:45.039
Oh, congrats on your doctorate.
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01:38:45.600 --> 01:38:52.039
Ball is life eight Ball's SD sleepness. Yeah yeah, Jeremiah
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01:38:52.119 --> 01:38:56.359
Stagger paying the APA to kick my eighty seven year
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01:38:56.359 --> 01:38:57.640
old grandlaw's ass.
1999
01:38:58.239 --> 01:39:00.520
Now, come on, we were doing the whole some fucking
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01:39:00.600 --> 01:39:05.399
grandma names JVT thirty three, thirty three.
2001
01:39:05.880 --> 01:39:14.159
Jackson Herod Hello, Mondo cool Kyle, Yeah eh, Chad Gables sympathizer,
2002
01:39:14.439 --> 01:39:22.039
Yeah yeah, William Evans, Andre avdif the Fornelius long Way,
2003
01:39:25.159 --> 01:39:28.079
Nathan Benoir Innanito Cafe.
2004
01:39:28.840 --> 01:39:31.359
Oh, I love a good cafe. He got the bagels.
2005
01:39:31.720 --> 01:39:38.159
Blake Bell, Brian Tate, Giovanni g Belly, No nice, I
2006
01:39:38.319 --> 01:39:39.079
fuck with this guy.
2007
01:39:39.920 --> 01:39:40.479
J R.
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Loon Yeah eh, Joe Bork Oh, conceptual Caleb Ideally my
2009
01:39:48.960 --> 01:39:51.720
name is Nova Caine.
2010
01:39:52.399 --> 01:39:55.239
Ah see somebody else said that about you know, Isa
2011
01:39:55.399 --> 01:39:58.119
Gancom should have had some kind of Nova Kane deal.
2012
01:39:58.520 --> 01:40:05.319
Dandy Lyons of June, Oh, Curtis Fretwell c KA Love seventeen.
2013
01:40:05.720 --> 01:40:07.920
Yeah, I just felt like inappropriate situation.
2014
01:40:08.560 --> 01:40:14.239
J Awesome, Mike's brother, swamp Wizard w Y gimme yeah,
2015
01:40:15.119 --> 01:40:17.800
Left Tina and Darsan.
2016
01:40:18.560 --> 01:40:22.680
I mean left Tina yeah, hell no, hell no, hell no.
2017
01:40:22.840 --> 01:40:24.560
You can't just do that with any and our said
2018
01:40:24.640 --> 01:40:25.520
adjacent names.
2019
01:40:26.039 --> 01:40:32.439
B Number two four eight. Oh, Kanashi, Michael Tierre Turner,
2020
01:40:32.920 --> 01:40:35.079
Porfyry Petrovitch Porphyry.
2021
01:40:35.199 --> 01:40:37.159
Wow, this is fun. That's a fucking that's a name
2022
01:40:37.239 --> 01:40:39.439
right there, Porfyry Pe fuck it.
2023
01:40:39.920 --> 01:40:42.800
Kurt Brewbach the Purple Warrior.
2024
01:40:42.920 --> 01:40:47.159
Yes, clown j R. Oh yeah, oh is that right?
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01:40:47.199 --> 01:40:51.119
Shun Darnell Family shared account.
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01:40:51.439 --> 01:40:52.760
Are you goddamn kidding me? What?
2027
01:40:53.439 --> 01:40:53.680
Yeah?
2028
01:40:54.039 --> 01:40:57.680
What do you? Who the fucking family's watching this?
2029
01:40:58.720 --> 01:41:02.520
JD XO Hello j D, Kylie Denton, Hello.
2030
01:41:02.479 --> 01:41:03.960
Kylie, Chase.
2031
01:41:05.119 --> 01:41:06.039
Richardson.
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01:41:07.119 --> 01:41:09.319
I'm not fucking saying hello to Chase, Richard said, I'm
2033
01:41:09.359 --> 01:41:11.319
not fucking happy that. How you got real loud there?
2034
01:41:11.720 --> 01:41:22.920
Lou Sassle, Hello, Lou Louis Assle. Oh? Really do you
2035
01:41:23.000 --> 01:41:24.560
think I shows a fucking jokelu Huh?
2036
01:41:24.960 --> 01:41:28.119
VC labs W I.
2037
01:41:28.159 --> 01:41:29.800
You kind of figured that out way better than I did.
2038
01:41:29.800 --> 01:41:32.680
I would have just said VC lxvs W.
2039
01:41:34.479 --> 01:41:40.399
Bryston Come on, Pablo Jacob Bunkie got that venus like
2040
01:41:40.640 --> 01:41:49.039
bald t funky Z Royal Bubbles. Yeah in my opmium,
2041
01:41:49.600 --> 01:41:57.800
Darvin Bostias, Yeah, I'm by so I fuck her and
2042
01:41:58.359 --> 01:42:01.720
Dar's son? What the fuck?
2043
01:42:03.399 --> 01:42:07.920
Son? Oh? And her son? That's fucking crazy.
2044
01:42:08.880 --> 01:42:16.680
Jordan Novaski, Dug Cooda Sweeney Hello, Michael Johnson, ve Sumi
2045
01:42:17.039 --> 01:42:21.520
x D. You're good at these man Xbox Live gamer tags,
2046
01:42:21.640 --> 01:42:21.800
you know.
2047
01:42:21.920 --> 01:42:24.279
Yeah? Wow, Like you got the fucking vision for it, dude.
2048
01:42:24.560 --> 01:42:27.159
That's that's vex MUCKs for me.
2049
01:42:29.760 --> 01:42:34.119
Slam Coatta hitting Johnny with the inverted stink face?
2050
01:42:34.720 --> 01:42:38.279
Stinky? What is it? My fucker? Is I like like
2051
01:42:38.479 --> 01:42:40.960
facing me? You're doing the Bronco buster? Is that what
2052
01:42:41.039 --> 01:42:42.920
that is? Or is it upside down stink face? Where
2053
01:42:43.039 --> 01:42:44.880
still you're asked but you're upside down for some reason.
2054
01:42:45.319 --> 01:42:50.800
Jacob Pinn let me know. Stevie ray Garza. Yeah, yeah,
2055
01:42:51.560 --> 01:42:55.279
my only job for my big booty goth Latina girlfriend
2056
01:42:55.560 --> 01:43:01.840
LARPer Bobby basically bag basically Doug Nut basically.
2057
01:43:02.079 --> 01:43:04.079
Basically you're not understanding.
2058
01:43:04.439 --> 01:43:05.560
David Tatteage.
2059
01:43:06.039 --> 01:43:08.359
Hmm Hello David.
2060
01:43:08.439 --> 01:43:14.479
Tofer twenty four ninety three Tofer numbers fifteen dollars tier come,
2061
01:43:14.640 --> 01:43:17.640
dir Taker, Uh huh. I don't know. Well that's the
2062
01:43:17.680 --> 01:43:19.039
best I got, boys, all right.
2063
01:43:19.000 --> 01:43:21.920
I mean, hey, you find honesty's the best policy, buddy?
2064
01:43:21.920 --> 01:43:24.800
All right, I'll tell you hey, all good real ones know.
2065
01:43:25.039 --> 01:43:28.119
Jr. Was breaking out the shooting Star Press Weekly during
2066
01:43:28.159 --> 01:43:29.359
his OVW.
2067
01:43:29.079 --> 01:43:33.600
Run, Jim Ross Jr. Was there another Jr? Jr?
2068
01:43:33.720 --> 01:43:37.600
Kratos, Mariah May break Monroe's tiffy time?
2069
01:43:37.760 --> 01:43:39.239
Where do you fucking think you are? Buddy?
2070
01:43:40.640 --> 01:43:45.520
Scorpio Sky and the Rizzler aka Sky Rizzy.
2071
01:43:46.279 --> 01:43:48.720
These guys sign up for a fucking duel account? The
2072
01:43:48.840 --> 01:43:52.119
fuck a you kidding me? Son? I'm separately Scorpio Sky
2073
01:43:52.199 --> 01:43:57.840
and the Rizzler Cory Chase, no shards sons.
2074
01:43:58.359 --> 01:43:59.720
Account on Ashley?
2075
01:44:01.039 --> 01:44:01.760
Is that still a thing?
2076
01:44:02.199 --> 01:44:03.239
Maddie's son?
2077
01:44:03.920 --> 01:44:05.359
Why are you just taking liberties now?
2078
01:44:05.800 --> 01:44:13.000
Lafayette w Yeah, oh w Damion from Hell Jason Jonaz
2079
01:44:16.319 --> 01:44:20.880
one hundred and twur annual, Kyle not Gile Oh, I.
2080
01:44:20.920 --> 01:44:24.880
Love you, Kyle not Kyle Casey yay, and.
2081
01:44:26.319 --> 01:44:32.760
Oh still the champion of the Patreon I have forty
2082
01:44:32.840 --> 01:44:37.600
one Chuck Lttel for most mo Fucker twenty twenty six.
2083
01:44:38.159 --> 01:44:41.239
Also go Reds Go reds.
2084
01:44:41.760 --> 01:44:44.239
Oh No, man, Chuck Lettel. You're the champion, so I
2085
01:44:44.279 --> 01:44:46.399
won't beat you down a little too much here because
2086
01:44:46.399 --> 01:44:48.720
I was looking at your team. You've been getting beat
2087
01:44:48.760 --> 01:44:51.880
down this season enough, so you don't deserve that, you
2088
01:44:52.000 --> 01:44:53.560
know what, I hope they do well.
2089
01:44:53.760 --> 01:44:56.439
The Reds aren't even five hundred right now.
2090
01:44:57.039 --> 01:45:01.199
They're at the bottom of the central. Yeah, holy fuck,
2091
01:45:02.359 --> 01:45:05.600
that's tough. That's tough. Chuck Ltel. Oh, Chuckletel did message
2092
01:45:05.640 --> 01:45:07.319
us after the last pod, by the way and say, hey,
2093
01:45:07.439 --> 01:45:09.000
that was me. My name did kick it off?
2094
01:45:09.600 --> 01:45:12.720
Oh, welcome for the second time.
2095
01:45:13.079 --> 01:45:14.960
It changed it for this weekend. You know what he
2096
01:45:15.039 --> 01:45:18.000
figured out, Chuck Lateel. He is looking for most fuck
2097
01:45:18.079 --> 01:45:20.760
fucker twenty twenty six. His campaign started, I mean at
2098
01:45:20.760 --> 01:45:23.680
the beginning of the year, and I mean he's two
2099
01:45:23.720 --> 01:45:25.199
weeks in a row champion. We haven't had that in
2100
01:45:25.239 --> 01:45:30.640
a minute. James, Where where is Dick Bungus? Where is
2101
01:45:31.039 --> 01:45:32.560
g gooming bad guy?
2102
01:45:33.079 --> 01:45:35.920
You never know who's gonna win the championship. You gotta
2103
01:45:36.000 --> 01:45:37.439
tune in to the main event to see.
2104
01:45:37.880 --> 01:45:39.359
Well, thank you all so much for signing up on
2105
01:45:39.359 --> 01:45:42.560
the Patreon Chuckletel, thank you of course for being the champion,
2106
01:45:43.000 --> 01:45:46.720
and thank you for closing out the main event. Well
2107
01:45:46.760 --> 01:45:49.359
that is it for us this week on the Deadlock Podcast.
2108
01:45:49.399 --> 01:45:51.159
Thank you for joining us. Everybody make sure to check
2109
01:45:51.199 --> 01:45:53.319
us on a Patreon that's patreon dot com slash deadlock.
2110
01:45:53.359 --> 01:45:54.760
Do you make sure to check out the after show.
2111
01:45:54.960 --> 01:45:56.800
Check us out on YouTube, check us out on Instagram,
2112
01:45:56.880 --> 01:45:58.520
check us out on techtok. We're all over the Got
2113
01:45:58.560 --> 01:46:00.560
Dead place. You can't go anywhere within the dead without
2114
01:46:00.560 --> 01:46:03.199
looking at Deadlock, So you better lock the fucking and
2115
01:46:03.680 --> 01:46:07.319
come back next week for another edition of the Deadlock Podcast.
2116
01:46:10.000 --> 01:46:14.239
Let's read some fucking so we didn't fuck you. No, no,
2117
01:46:14.479 --> 01:46:14.720
don't