#87 - Trump's Terrible 85th Week

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There is something profoundly wrong.
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In our country.
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They're eating the dogs.
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I was about to say, you're launching in with some
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good shit here. We gotta step it back.
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Yeah.
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Next time, I gotta remember to hit record. Okay, so everyone...
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Missed the conversation about how hot it is in LA
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right now. Oh, now I do need to capture some
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room tone because I ain't turning that fan off.
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Or I'll die. Moment of silence.
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How apropos it's 9-11, we're having a moment of silence.
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That's what I was thinking too.
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Unfortunately, it's for me to get the cooler in here,
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but no, no, no. Let's have a, let's, that was that,
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that was a dual purpose moment of silence.
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Yes.
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Oh, what the hell? Why don't I dive right in with, um,
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because we talk about this all the time and this
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gets into a larger message I have about 9-11, but, um,
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as you know, Pete Hegseth, uh, is a devout follower
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of one Doug Wilson, Douglas Wilson, who doesn't think women
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should have the right to vote and wants to have
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a Christo, Christo nationalist state in which other religions will
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be made illegal. But, uh, Somebody posted this clip of
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what Doug Wilson had to say about 9-11, the week
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of 9-11.
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I bet it's really, really sensitive and not fucked up
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at all.
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I'll give you one guess. I don't want to drag
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this out. What do you think he thought was the
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greatest tragedy of 9-11? And he says, out loud, not
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the towers coming down. Something worse.
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Is it financial?
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No.
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No.
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It's on brand. I'll give you that.
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Okay. I'm not sure. I'm excited. I want to know.
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All right. There's so many things swirling around my head.
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I give you the man that Pete Hegseth retweets on
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the regular, his pastor, because we had a Christian nationalist
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takeover of the United States of America, Doug Wilson.
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If we do not see that God is in this
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because God is in everything, God dispensed this because God
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dispenses everything. If we don't see this, then everything we
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say downstream from that will blur into humanistic nonsense. And
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if you doubt what I say, I want you to
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consider what the true horror of this last week was.
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What was the worst event?
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Okay, here it is.
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The worst event.
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The worst event of 9-11.
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Okay, so.
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Just to be clear, he didn't overlook it. It wasn't
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in a moment of thoughtlessness that he overlooked. Of course
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it was the towers coming down. No, he acknowledges the
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thing he is about to say is worse than the
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towers coming down.
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Towers. It was not the bombing of the Pentagon. The
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worst event of this last week happened in Washington, D.C.,
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when a polytheistic worship service was organized in the National Cathedral,
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and it was presided over by a lady bishop. It
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was this polytheistic worship service invoked the God of the
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Muslims and the Hindus and the Buddhists and who knows
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what else, and the leading evangelical spokesman was there and
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lent his approval, gave his approval to this.
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The A lady presided over the National Cathedral, and they
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also gave credence, they gave mention of other religions other
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than Christianity. Worse than the towers coming down was a
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broad was allowed to talk in church.
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And it sounds like what he's saying is the eve
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of a religious-based attack... The worst thing that could have
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happened was that all the world's religions came together in
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a moment of solidarity and peace. And let it dame.
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And let a woman lead it, yes.
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And let a woman lead it.
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Oh, come on now.
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I am going to get on my high horse for
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half a second. And here on 9-11, I'm going to
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remind you that it is not just Christianity that us
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atheists speak out against. It is all the world's religions,
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be they led by dames or dudes.
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Or non-binaries, we don't judge.
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The fundamentalist, hardcore adherents of these religions are tearing the
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world apart. And for 9-11... 2026, I'm reasserting that it
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is all religions and all people that think a wizard
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wants them to go to war as Pete Hegseth truly believes,
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as Benjamin Netanyahu truly believes, as the Ayatollah truly believes,
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and just as the 9-11 hijackers truly believed. Go ahead,
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hit me with your hate mail, tell me I'm Islamophobic
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because I lump Islam in with every other religion that
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I also think is very bad, but there you have it.
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Top of the show. I've destroyed my reputation with liberals.
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I think it's so funny too, because to be critical of, uh,
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religions that aren't Christianity for some reason triggers a lot
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of liberal people. There's a lot of moderate liberal people.
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Um, yet it's like, I'm not, we're not being critical
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like the right is of mom Donnie, for example, for
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just love him. Being a Muslim guy, that exists. I'm
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a big fan of the guy, you know. Same with Al-Sayed.
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Of course, it is actual Islamophobia that's happening to those guys.
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I don't have a problem with them. That would be
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actual Islamophobia if I was like some people that I
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used to follow in the new atheist movement who have
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sadly swung more proper Islamophobic as of late for whatever
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fucking reason. Um, but yeah, that's, it's, I do feel
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like sometimes liberals get too mad at the wrong people
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because it's, it's okay to criticize people that flew fucking
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planes into buildings for their motivation.
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And if their motivation was a holy book, then fuck
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that holy book. Particularly when you got no evidence to
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support that that holy book is anything other than the
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writings of human beings, flawed human beings, just like all
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of us. Um, There, I've said it. 9-11 should be
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a day for secular people who believe in secular governments
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to reaffirm that leave that shit out of our government forever.
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Absolutely. But there is another religion that's not really a
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recognized religion. I think it's one of the biggest problems,
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religious issues we have in this country. It's the religion
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of money, the religion of greed, the religion of capitalism.
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And who is the number one.
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Proprietor of that religion other than our president. And so
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I want to play, since it is 9-11, what was
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Trump doing on 9-11? What was he up to? What
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was he thinking about in the midst of the tragedy?
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And I know everyone has heard this, but I'm fucking
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playing it again because we all need to be reminded
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Donald Trump is a piece of shit.
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Do you have any damage or did you know what's
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happened down there?
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Well, it was an amazing phone call I made. Forty
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Wall Street actually was the second tallest building in downtown Manhattan,
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and it was actually before the World Trade Center was
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the tallest. And then when they built the World Trade Center,
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it became known as the second tallest, and now it's
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the tallest. And I just spoke to my people, and
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they said it's the most unbelievable sight.
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My building's the biggest now. I mean, I'm just saying.
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Yeah, I mean... Beyond disgusting. And then this week, by
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the way, he made up another story that his own nephew,
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who said, I've never gotten involved in politics before. I've
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never gotten involved in my uncle's world. But his own
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nephew was like, that story's bullshit. Because now Trump is
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saying that he was almost pulled out of the rubble,
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that U.S. Steel Building was shaking and firemen, by the way,
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I'm pretty sure the firemen were all at the Twin
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Towers dealing with that. Nobody was like, we got to
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go help Donald. But he claims firemen came rushing in
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to where he was and said you got to get
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out of here sir all lies none of it fucking
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happened and then he claimed he brought a crew of
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guys down to nine to the twin none of it's
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it's funny that 25 years later is the first time
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he tells these stories of his heroic behavior on 9-11
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that's called stolen valor.
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Yeah it's pretty horrific too especially i mean i mean
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he's getting sold so Alzheimer-y, I'm wondering if he's conflating
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stories in his own head, or you can't put it
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past him to just be fucking lying. Yeah. It's either way,
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his brain is pudding, and he's full of shit.
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Yeah. As was on full display this week at his non-convention, unconventional, non-convention.
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At conventions, you have policy platforms you vote on. You
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select nominees. This was just people kissing his fucking ass.
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Kissing his ass in Dallas. And it was a pretty
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grotesque site, but I think it actually, there were moments
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that I thought resembled other rallies from other political movements
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in the past, and I think it qualifies as Nazi news,
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and I think we got a bunch of it this week.
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Oh, snap. Well, let's real quick. Nazi news.
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Nazi news. So, uh, I mean, keep your finger by
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the button because there's other stories coming up later that also, uh,
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qualify as Nazi news. But so here's the things that
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got overlooked. J.D. Vance, did you see his speech?
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I didn't see his speech. I saw him defending Trump's
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defending a lot of the bullshit Trump had said. So, no,
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I missed his speech.
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Oh, because he got one in. Tell me what this
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sounds like to you. You were tired of being called
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racist for noticing that our country was becoming dirtier and
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poor and less safe and less prosperous.
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Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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He's talking about immigrants coming into this country.
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Dirtier.
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They were making the country dirtier and less safe. The
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immigrants coming to this country as in poisoning the bloodline.
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I mean, it's straight out of a Nazi playbook.
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Yeah.
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No, that's fucking horrific.
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And then Donald Trump made the audience take a pledge,
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an oath Of loyalty to him.
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I didn't see that, unfortunately.
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You did see that. I don't think you saw this
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version because I fixed it for him.
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Okay, okay.
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Let me give you a corrected version of Donald Trump's
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oath that I myself created. Please raise your right hand.
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I pledge.
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Unverbrüchliche Treue.
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Unverbrüchliche Treue.
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Oh, my God.
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By the way, terrifying how much the mouths lined up.
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It took a little work for me to get that
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to happen. I will put the video on the Patreon. Patreon.com
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slash RogelioV everything.
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But, yeah.
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Man.
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Yeah, that's... They love a pledge. They love a pledge.
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They love a commitment to... I mean, of course, well,
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you know, ICE was signing the loyalty pledges, allegedly, so
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they could be hired. Their only qualification was, I love Trump,
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Trump good, I do whatever Trump tells me to do.
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And we know that all other qualifications went out the window,
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including background checks, jail time, psychological problems. Like, those got overlooked.
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But if you once said a kind word about Barack Obama, sorry.
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Can't have you.
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Can't have you.
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Before we move past all the Trump stuff, I do
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just have to play the clip of the news story
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that everyone's talking about, and that's the blatant bribery that
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Trump wants to do for the midterms.
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But what we're doing is, because we've done so well,
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and because our country is making so much money, that
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only I can make this promise to you.
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And here is my promise.
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If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the
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United States Senate, both of them, because of our economic,
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tremendous economic success, like in history we've never had anything
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like what's happening.
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I agree with that.
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But because of our tremendous strength and success economically, I
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will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the
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United States of America for $ 5, 000. Very much like a
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successful company will do a cash distribution to its shareholders,
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or like last year when I gave our great members
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of the military.
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$ 1, 776.
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Remember?
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I gave it to our military, $ 1, 776.
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If the Republicans win, if you win, we might not win.
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The reason the Democrats can't do that is because They
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don't do tariffs. They don't take in money. All they
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know is poverty and how to ruin our country. But
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we're making a fortune. So if the Republicans win, you
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win with us and you get $ 5, 000. It will be
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called the Trump dividend.
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Wow, he named it after himself. Can you believe he'd
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do something like that? A man so humble. Yeah.
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Of all people, by the way, a woman on Fox
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News named Laura Ingerham... Oh. Asked him, but you have
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the House and the Senate now. If you have all
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this money, which you don't, by the way, it's $ 1. 5
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trillion that would cost.
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Yeah. What did the debt just hit?
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$ 40 trillion?
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Well, he keeps claiming that he's brought in somehow in
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the last two years on tariffs $ 20 trillion. All this week,
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he keeps saying, I've brought in $ 20 trillion on tariffs.
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Again, we pay the tariffs. Other countries don't. And the
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tariffs that were deemed unlawful or unconstitutional, he paid the
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tariff money back to the corporations.
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Oh, yeah.
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Who raised their prices. We paid the tariffs, not the corporations.
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He gave them their money back. It's all such bullshit.
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But Laura Ingraham asked him, and he had a gobbledygook answer.
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Because they can't, I'll tell you what, because the Democrats
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can't do it. Because with them it's negative growth.
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With us it's so positive.
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So we're taking in $ 21 trillion.
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Nobody, no country.
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You were wrong. $ 21 trillion.
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You said $ 20 trillion. My bad.
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So she asks him, why can't you just do it now?
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Why do you have to wait until after the midterms?
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And his answer was, because the Democrats can't do it
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because with them it's negative growth. That's called a non
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sequitur where I come from. That makes no sense. What
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are you fucking talking about?
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He doesn't know. He doesn't know things. His brain is pudding. But,
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you know, one other thing. I want to play this
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one other clip real quick. This is from a guy
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on TikTok called The Stock Guy. All he does, he's more,
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I'm not as financially, you know, minded as some people.
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So I like to follow certain people. who actually know
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things about finances. And this guy's pretty good. He's pretty fair,
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at least. He goes by the numbers. We've been doing
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this podcast for a while, but I had lost track
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of all the checks Trump had promised to send us.
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But thankfully, there's money people out there. So here's the
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real number we're all owed.
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Money you're owed right now.
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Just since becoming president, Trump has promised a $ 5, 000 doge
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check with a doge dividend.
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You can call it a divvy or a stimmy.
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$ 2, 000 for tariffs, divvy or stimmy. $ 1, 000 checks.
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From the the ACA expiration, the savings that they have
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from subsidies. Today it's $ 5, 000 If Republicans win.
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So as of right now, we are all owed approximately $ 13, 000.
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So what are you doing with your $ 13, 000 this week
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or this month or after the election? Now, you're not
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getting the tariff refunds because the $ 2, 000 tariff refund per
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American citizen did get paid out to the corporations.
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You get your a million people for one million people.
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We just got announced that you get an additional $ 500
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from ACA. Where are you doing with your $ 13, 000 that
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you're not getting?
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I just enjoyed that, yeah, 13,000. By the way, that's 3,328,000,000,000.
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It would be 13,000 times 256,000,000. So yeah, that's too
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much money. We don't have that much money. That's not
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gonna fucking happen.
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And by the way, that's our money he's offering to
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give us. It's our tax dollars that he's like, he's
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gonna just bankrupt the country to keep himself in power.
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He doesn't fucking care. What does he care? It's not
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his money. He's already taken a shitload of our money
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and given it to his kids who are obviously going
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to have to give it back to him as soon
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as he's out of power. Like you don't think for
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a second that these billions of dollars he gave to
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Don jr. So his golf company could make drones make
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that make sense. The second he gets out of power,
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he goes, okay, give me the money. Thank you for
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holding it. Thank you for holding the money. Now give
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it up.
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And let's be like, and the off chance he doesn't
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run again in 2028, if he does just have two
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and a half years left of his presidency, that means
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if he, if he can secure the Republican hold through
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this midterm election, then he can keep being as great.
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I mean, my God, the amount of money he's made
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in just almost two years, let alone what he can
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do if he actually is able to finish his term.
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So that no wonder he's willing to just bribe people,
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line up and do it. He is definitely willing to
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do anything for this midterms to go his way. And
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it can't. If it does, honestly, if it does, I
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do feel this way. The rest of the world should
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give up on us. I think they already have. I mean, yeah. But,
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I mean, really. This is one of the most important
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midterms ever.
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Yeah, but I don't think it's going to go his
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way because people voted for him. If it goes its way,
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he cheated.
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Right.
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But, again, dude, there's a lot of people online.
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But they're all bots.
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I mean, that's what I mean. I don't fucking know anymore.
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Well, you can't tell the difference between a brainless... bot
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and a brainless Trump supporter. So it is hard.
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I know. It is very difficult for me to know
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if this is actually a toothless woman who's fucking excited
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she's getting $ 5, 000.
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No.
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No.
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I don't know that anyone believes it. I mean, you'd
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have to be crazy to believe that that check's coming.
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Of course it's not fucking coming. You think the Republicans,
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if they hang on to power, are going to blow
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a trillion dollar hole in the deficit and then have
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to run for reelection in two more years or four
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more years?
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Yeah.
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Based on the fact that they were conservative and fiscal
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conservatives and that they were the grownups in the room
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that you think that like post Trump, they're already like
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in so much trouble. It seems to me like, how
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do you go home to your constituents and say, I
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blew another trillion dollar hole in the, the budget or
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in the deficit with the stroke of a pen with
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it just in an afternoon, we added a trillion. Like
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I don't think, I think it's kind of a bait
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and switch. He promises it. The Republicans don't give it
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to him. And then he blames them and they blame
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him and nobody gets the $ 5, 000 and the Republicans get
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to go, Hey, I'm a fiscal conservative. There's no way
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I was going to blow a trillion dollars. And he goes, Hey,
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I tried and they wouldn't do it. And they hang
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on to power because he made the lie. He made
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the prime. Nobody in this scenario is actually planning on
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doing it.
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Yeah.
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And Trump's world works best when he is not in office.
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His propaganda and his power always works best if there's
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a Democrat in office.
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I will lower prices on day one.
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It'll be easy.
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It'll be easy. I will end that war on day one.
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It'll be easy. It'll be easy. And then he's in
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power and nothing's easy. And it's just easier when he's
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not in power because you can say anything.
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Exactly. And especially if we get in another... If in
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2028 we get in another fucking.
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Moderate Democrat who's going to keep holding hands with the
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never Trump people. And they do a half ass job,
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in my opinion, like Biden did on lowering inflation and
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helping the working class people. We're going to be stuck
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in a vicious four year change of president's. over and
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over and over again until there's just not a fucking
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country or planet anymore.
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I'm not even sure. It's not going to be a
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country or planet sooner than later. So this is it.
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This is really it. And the planet thing, I mean,
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this is fucking for real, man. Like the entire planet
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is experiencing the deleterious effects of climate change. It is here.
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It is undeniable. And the people still denying it are
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either bots or which is possible, or they've been bought,
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you know? Yeah, yeah.
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Especially the people who are at least figureheads and talk online. Yeah.
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I mean, I'm sure there's idiots out there that still
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say it, but you know what? I would love, I
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talk about every week what I would like out of
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that candidate, that fictional good candidate for the 2028 election.
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And one thing I would love to hear is, you know,
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we're moving on without you. If you still don't believe
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in climate change, if you don't believe in vaccines, you
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don't matter anymore. Your opinion is just, we're throwing it
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in the trash. We know exactly where to file your opinion,
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and it's in the fucking trash. We don't care. The
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adults are moving on without you. And the difference between
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Democrats and Republicans is, We are fighting so these idiots
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have health care. We are fighting so that there's a
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planet for these morons to live on tomorrow. And they
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want us all to get deported or put in concentration
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camps or put to death.
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I know. It is annoying sometimes being like, I'm trying
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to help you. It's almost like you ever rescue a
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stray animal that's a little too feral? They're biting you.
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They're attacking you. But they're covered in ticks and fleas.
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You're trying to help them the best you can, but
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they want you dead. Yeah. That's how it feels dealing
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with MAGA Republicans right now. It's like, I know you're
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working class like me. I know you're suffering. I know
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you are. And, you know, I know exactly what could
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make your fucking life easier. But you are fighting. You
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are calling me a pussy and every other fucking name
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in the book because I want to help you. It's unbelievable.
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Yeah.
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Okay, speaking of unbelievable, this is just, here's a story which,
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it's not even that much money, only $ 14. 7 million, which
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to you or me sounds like a lot, but to
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the U.S. government, it's not even that much, but it
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is hilarious. So did you see this story about the
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reflecting pool?
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Well, I've heard a lot about the reflecting pool. I
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don't know if I haven't heard any updates.
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Here's an update. The contractor, the actual company Trump hired,
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has now said, It was their fault.
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Oh, you mean the guy that looked like a Batman villain? Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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His company now says faulty workmanship caused the liner to fail,
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including too little primer and incompatible materials.
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Yeah, they were using paint rollers on granite. Again, I'm
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not an expert. I've only done mainly, I've done every
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odd job you can think of. But even when I
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saw a bunch of dudes rolling that shit, I was like, uh-oh.
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That can't be how that works.
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Again, I hate to say it, or no, I guess
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I don't hate to say it, to be honest with you,
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but these fucking morons who were defending him, like, it
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was vandals, it was vandals. It's like, okay, now everybody admits, like,
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he made this shit up, and I will remind you
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one last time, no, it won't be one last time,
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that Jeanine Pirro, at Donald Trump's instruction, arrested a man.
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And the sentence they were trying to give him was
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10 years in prison for taking a paint chip, apparently,
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out of the water.
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Right.
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And now we know even the contractor who, by the way,
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I've heard that fourteen point seven million dollars to paint
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the fucking reflecting pool was a ridiculously inflated price because
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he's a fucking scam artist. And you know that he
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paid that guy fourteen point seven billion dollars in a
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no bid contract. And there's some backdoor way where the
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guy gets five million back to Trump, you know.
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Yep.
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Because that's the way they work. Anyway, even the contractor
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now says it was their fault. But Donald Trump to
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this day will tell you vandals. The idiots who support
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him will tell you it's vandals. And they tried to
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lock an innocent man up for 10 years for taking
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a paint chip out of water. I can't. I can't
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with these fucking people. We live in the dumbest of
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possible times.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's tough. Especially because, again, what was he? An Olympian, right?
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Yeah.
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It would seem like a decent human, maybe a little strange,
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but it's not a crime. And also, it's federal prison, man.
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Federal prison isn't a joke.
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Yeah.
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And the last thing I'll say about it is this
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is something I didn't know, but somebody pointed out that
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if you get convicted of a state crime, oftentimes that
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sentence that they give you is ridiculously reduced. They say
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10 years. You know, you're out in three for whatever reason.
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Federal crimes, yeah, for whatever reason, federal crime, when you
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get a 10-year sentence for a federal crime, apparently, according
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to experts, you're doing about 10 years.
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Yeah.
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Now, federal time, I don't believe, releases on good behavior either.
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I have a relative who may or may not have
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moved a certain product from Ohio to Kentucky and got
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caught doing it. Soybeans? Yes, exactly. Crystal soybeans. And he
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did a federal minimum of 15 years. And he did
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every goddamn year of that 15 years and came out
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real weird.
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So next story, because I've talked about her many times before,
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and talking about cheating in the elections... Do you remember
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Ashley St.
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Clair? Oh, yeah. I mean, I recall. I'm not quite sure. Oh,
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that's right. She's the woman who birthed Spawn.
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One of Elon Musk's many baby mamas.
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Yes.
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She's got like 30 at this point or something. I
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don't know.
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Yeah.
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And she says that on election night, she was with
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Trump and with Elon Musk. Elon Musk looked at his
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phone hours ahead, said that Trump won. Told her, I've
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put a piece on the chessboard that nobody sees coming. Right.
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And that she's shown texts between her and Elon where
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she says, you should probably stop talking because I don't
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want to end up being indicted. And he said something like,
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00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:56.920
probably smart. Anyway, we now know that there's a new documentary,
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Alex Gibney. Do you know Alex Gibney?
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I don't actually.
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He's a very good, uh, documentarian. Anyway, he's got a document, uh,
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documentary coming out called, uh, Musk and Ashley St. Claire
530
00:29:08.259 --> 00:29:14.160
has now said that Elon Musk offered her $ 40 million
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to stay quiet about what she knew.
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Jesus. Oh, he did the going clear, uh, documentary and
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that great documentary on, uh, that insane woman who tricked
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all of, uh, Silicon Valley.
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Oh, um, I'm hearing good things about that. Yeah, that's
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also– oh, God, what's his name? Nathan.
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Um oh nathan for you as is yeah this is
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what the show is called yeah he's he's been a
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he's also what the hell was that woman's name um
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elizabeth holmes oh yeah who's yeah she is terrifying but
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yeah that's 40 million dollars he's pretty crazy But have
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we figured out what this chess piece is? Does anyone
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have any fucking ideas? Because it's kind of terrifying, especially
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with midterms coming up. If he's got something that he's done,
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I don't know.
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No, we don't know what the chess piece was, but
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we know that he has a lot of supercomputers and
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satellites and that... He was heavily, heavily invested in seeing
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to it that Donald Trump won. And Donald Trump did win. And,
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you know, I try and get my facts straight before
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I pontificate. But, so, I don't know. I've heard that
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for a long time, I've heard that that 2024 election
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was sketchy. Something seemed off.
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Right.
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I've heard a lot of people speculate as well. Because,
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I mean, you're right. Especially in Pennsylvania.
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Yeah.
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It seemed odd, the Trump one, Pennsylvania.
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But look, there's an old saying that never bet against
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the human race being stupid.
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Well, I mean, and also, being a comedian, I was
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very much pushed away from the thing I love, stand-up,
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because of how insane and right-wing every podcaster in stand-up
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I knew had become. Out of nowhere during this election,
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like a couple years ago.
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It was horrible.
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It drove me fucking nuts, man. I couldn't even go
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to open mics for a while. I was like, what
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has happened to these motherfuckers, dude? And so, like, it
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was a fever, a weird fever that took a bunch
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of people over. So I can't fully– you're right. You
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can't fully say there was any fuckery when so many
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people in mainstream loved him for some reason or thought
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he would do good things.
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Yeah.
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Okay, get your finger back on the button. Oh, back
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on the butt. Not quite yet, but have you heard
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00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:04.059
about this Brandon Herrera?
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Sounds awfully familiar.
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So Brandon Herrera is running for Congress in Texas. He
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is a particularly huge piece of shit. Of course, he
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is a fucking Republican. That goes without fucking saying.
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Oh, yeah.
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And he is a gun guy.
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This guy's only 30 years old? I thought he was
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55 years old. Holy crap. He ages, you guys.
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Oh, I've been saying it. Have you seen Melania recently?
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Holy shit. I mean. Evil.
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She's turning into Cruella de Vil.
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I have not seen her recently, but I believe it.
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Yeah, well, I saw her this morning at the 9-11
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ceremony where Trump was asleep. Sleeping through the fucking ceremony,
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and I'll point out that several years ago, for the 20th,
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I think, he brought Laura Loomer, a 9-11 truther, as
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his guest.
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Yes.
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To the 9-11, he brought a truther, which, how that's
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not the most disrespectful thing, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, so this guy is a real piece of shit.
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He's making a lot of news right now because the
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Republican Party is, how lost are they? Their candidates are
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the absolute fucking worst. So let me read you a
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few of his controversial statements. On Moms Demand Action founder
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Shannon Watts. So she's a woman that wants to have
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sensible gun control. He said to her, being a mother
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doesn't make your opinion any more or less valid. Just
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because you let somebody cream pie you doesn't mean I
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have to give a shit about your political opinions. The
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fact that you kept your cum trophy doesn't make you
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any less wrong about the dumb shit that you say.
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Oh, my God.
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On veteran suicides, he said, if it makes everybody in
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the room feel better, I often think about putting a
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gun in my mouth. So I'm basically an honorary veteran.
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Jesus Christ.
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On feminists. He said, as you'll notice, this noggin appears
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to already have arrived empty and is instead full of mush,
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much like the average Austin feminist. And oh, in that one,
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I should give you some context. He was talking about
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a target, which was a human head he had purchased.
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Right.
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And he was saying that the head was full of mush.
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So when you shoot it, it explodes with brain matter.
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And he was saying it's full of mush, much like
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the average feminist.
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Of course.
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He said about women who criticize guns, he said, so
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when a blue hair on the news says that a
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semi-automatic AR-15 is an assault rifle, she's both fat and wrong.
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Jesus Christ.
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Here's another thing he had to say about blue hair
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is But what if, out of self-defense, you had to
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take down something a lot bigger, like an elephant or
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a killer whale or an angry blue-haired feminist?
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I see what he's doing here. Republicans really can only
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try to be funny if they're being fucking assholes. It's
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like their go-to. It's the old class clown adage. Whoever
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00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:26.000
wins class clown is just the biggest dickhead in school.
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Let's see, should I read this next one? Let's fix
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this one up. He's talking about guns again, responding to
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someone online. It's not crying like a P word to
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call you a fucking R word, though if you don't
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like it, stop saying R word shit.
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What a man of great, a well-read man of great diction.
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Jesus Christ, man.
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On Christianity, he said, God hates anyone I disagree with.
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That checks out. By the way, this guy had no
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military service, just a YouTuber. Dropped out of college, Campbell University,
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to do his gun manufacturing business.
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00:36:14.059 --> 00:36:19.059
Okay, so this next one, get your finger on the button.
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While reviewing an MP40, which is a Nazi-era submachine gun.
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Eh.
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He took it out and called it the, quote, original
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ghetto blaster. So let me just be clear about that.
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This was a gun that was brought into the Jewish
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ghettos and used to massacre people. He called it the
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original ghetto blaster, which is both. anti-Semitic and racist because
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ghetto blaster refers to, you know, in the old days
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it referred to a radio of sorts. It was a
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racist term. Now he's making some sort of wordplay where this,
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which went into and blasted the Warsaw ghetto. It's the
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original ghetto blaster. This is the Republican nominee. He won
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in the primary and is the Republican nominee for this seat.
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He also called the MP40 Hitler's street sweeper.
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My God.
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And then he took it, played the song Erica, which
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I didn't know, but I had to look into. Erica
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is a German military marching song written in the 1930s,
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and the Nazis would march with it. And then he would.
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Then he goose-stepped and marched to the German marching song
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holding the Nazi machine gun.
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One more time.
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Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.
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All right. Jesus Christ.
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So I give you the Republican nominee for Congress out
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of Texas, 30-year-old dipshit bro dude.
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00:38:09.989 --> 00:38:13.550
This is crazy. So there's a, especially it's Texas, there's
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a real chance he's going to Congress. Yeah. A real chance,
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especially with his gerrymandered as Texas is.
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Not that we need to hate on Matt Gaetz anymore,
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or not that we didn't know he was a piece
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of shit, but Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz raised Brandon Herrera's
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hand over his head, and they both spoke at a
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rally for Herrera in March 2024. So he's got Matt
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Gaetz's full endorsement, no surprise there.
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The Republicans really have become like a goddamn legion of doom.
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Like just every Batman villain you can think of, every
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terrible person you can think of, all in one room together,
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cheering each other on. It's unbelievable.
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And here's a story you'll hear very few other places,
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but I came across it and I said, oh, I
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got to talk about this. Get your finger ready.
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In 2025.
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Slash 2026, German art gallery G.A.G. began running ads on
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Truth Sojal with language including art of the German elites
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from 1933 to 45. That's lit. what it said.
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Oh, God. Uh-oh. That's a particular stretch of time.
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Yeah.
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Those ads linked to a section offering artwork formerly owned
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by the leaders of the Third Reich. According to the
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art newspaper that interviewed them, the collection includes works formerly
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owned by Adolf Hitler, and other senior Nazis. The gallery
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itself is openly acknowledging that it deals in national socialist
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era material, including works depicting Nazi political leaders and Nazi symbols.
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It says these objects are sold for historical education research
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and collecting purposes and explicitly denies collections to neo-Nazis or
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the far right. Here's the thing. They've been banned from
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selling their wares on Amazon, eBay... You name it, the
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only place that will let them sell their materials is
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Truth Social.
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That's not good.
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And just as a final quote, the gallery founder who
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uses the pseudonym, that's strange, why doesn't he use his
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real name, Marius Martens told the art newspaper that advertising
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on Truth Social was a deliberate choice because it was
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inexpensive and effective. He called the decision creative. provocative, controversial,
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yet bold and deliberate because we knew we would find
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an audience on that particular platform.
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I should be saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you would
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find exactly who you're looking for to buy Nazi art.
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The president of the United States is social media platform.
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is the only place in America that will allow you
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to buy Nazi artwork formerly owned by leading Nazis and
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Adolf Hitler himself. And I looked at some of these paintings,
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by the way, and a lot of stuff like the
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German family, like this very white Aryan family. It's just
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a painting, you know? It's like, if you didn't tell
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me what it was, I wouldn't know. But then you
730
00:41:40.380 --> 00:41:45.469
find out, oh, it was painted... the patron that paid
731
00:41:45.510 --> 00:41:48.989
to have this artwork made was the Nazi Party in
732
00:41:49.070 --> 00:41:54.989
Germany in 1937 or something. Now for sale on True Social.
733
00:41:56.389 --> 00:42:00.170
That's terrifying. That's tough, because I'm pretty sure you can
734
00:42:00.210 --> 00:42:04.800
still historical memorabilia as well on eBay and stuff like that,
735
00:42:04.860 --> 00:42:08.159
even if it is Nazi-related. So the fact that this
736
00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:11.659
artwork is so egregiously fucked up and they've came to
737
00:42:11.679 --> 00:42:14.699
the decision... that only the worst people alive would want
738
00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:20.610
this particular stuff really speaks volumes about the people buying
739
00:42:20.619 --> 00:42:21.329
it on True Social.
740
00:42:22.369 --> 00:42:28.230
I mean, Laura Loomer, the GOP has a Nazi problem.
741
00:42:29.190 --> 00:42:31.050
Yeah, and it's Laura Loomer.
742
00:42:31.969 --> 00:42:32.449
Saying that.
743
00:42:32.969 --> 00:42:38.119
And it's great. It's pretty funny. It's definitely the wrong word.
744
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:42.159
We have both Laura Loomer and Stephen Miller, two Jewish
745
00:42:42.219 --> 00:42:46.969
people who are probably the nation's leading Nazis right now,
746
00:42:47.570 --> 00:42:48.690
which is fascinating.
747
00:42:49.670 --> 00:42:49.949
Yeah.
748
00:42:50.409 --> 00:42:51.010
What a twist.
749
00:42:52.329 --> 00:42:58.440
That's true, man. Well, I see you have some stories there.
750
00:42:58.539 --> 00:43:01.280
Perhaps you want to hit us with one of those. Mormons?
751
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:04.199
I can't read the full title, but there's something on
752
00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:05.760
Mormons there that I'm curious about.
753
00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:08.139
The title is simply, Mormons are weird.
754
00:43:08.429 --> 00:43:08.590
So.
755
00:43:09.219 --> 00:43:12.079
This came across by FYP. I've been dying for you
756
00:43:12.139 --> 00:43:15.139
to get your reaction to this. It is from a
757
00:43:15.340 --> 00:43:19.360
podcast called Mormon Stories. It's a very serious podcast where
758
00:43:19.380 --> 00:43:23.239
they talk very seriously about their faith. And, you know,
759
00:43:23.519 --> 00:43:25.110
we've been making fun of a lot of religions, and
760
00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:27.610
it's been a minute since we talked about Mormons. And
761
00:43:27.650 --> 00:43:31.130
I saw this, and it made me laugh really hard
762
00:43:31.170 --> 00:43:32.829
when I watched it. I don't know what your reaction
763
00:43:32.849 --> 00:43:36.119
is going to be. but let's see what the Mormons
764
00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:39.300
are up to in their day-to-day lives, in their marriages.
765
00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:42.539
It's terrifying, isn't it?
766
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:42.900
Yeah.
767
00:43:43.219 --> 00:43:46.159
And it's deeply sad when your loved one comes to
768
00:43:46.219 --> 00:43:47.750
you with doubts.
769
00:43:49.969 --> 00:43:53.130
And just having that, you know, the light switch is
770
00:43:53.190 --> 00:43:56.659
either on or off. And so anytime conversations come up,
771
00:43:56.690 --> 00:43:57.170
I just like, nope.
772
00:43:58.349 --> 00:44:02.860
And then just talking about this particular man's, wife's lapse
773
00:44:03.059 --> 00:44:05.760
in faith and his inability to speak to her about it.
774
00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:09.219
So he couldn't even discuss the fact that his wife
775
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:12.900
might have been lightly losing her faith a little bit.
776
00:44:13.480 --> 00:44:16.369
So much so that she, in case anyone didn't catch that,
777
00:44:16.469 --> 00:44:19.210
as near as I can tell, this is how far
778
00:44:19.269 --> 00:44:22.409
she had fallen from the faith. She was keeping coffee
779
00:44:22.590 --> 00:44:23.150
in the fridge.
780
00:44:23.449 --> 00:44:26.869
Yeah. He will tell you how he feels about that
781
00:44:26.949 --> 00:44:30.760
in a second. Slowly, just, you know, things....
782
00:44:31.769 --> 00:44:36.090
You know, she'd, she'd let me know of certain other things.
783
00:44:36.170 --> 00:44:38.849
And I don't know what timeframe this was, but I
784
00:44:38.869 --> 00:44:43.309
remember one morning I opened the fridge and there was some,
785
00:44:43.699 --> 00:44:49.000
some coffee in there. And I remember going to my room,
786
00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:52.840
drinking coffee. And that was, that was huge. And that
787
00:44:52.860 --> 00:44:55.119
was just devastating. Like what is going to happen to
788
00:44:55.179 --> 00:45:00.219
my marriage? Cause of coffee, personal salvation. Like she's not
789
00:45:00.260 --> 00:45:03.599
on the right path. She is, She's gone.
790
00:45:04.340 --> 00:45:05.079
Oh, my God.
791
00:45:05.300 --> 00:45:10.079
And I don't... Eventually, we talked about it, but it
792
00:45:10.099 --> 00:45:11.719
took me a little bit to even bring it up
793
00:45:11.780 --> 00:45:13.940
to her because I was just devastated.
794
00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:21.809
You've had the literally exact same reaction I had. You've
795
00:45:21.909 --> 00:45:25.369
got to know you're in a cult if you see
796
00:45:25.449 --> 00:45:27.289
coffee in your fridge and you start crying.
797
00:45:28.050 --> 00:45:32.389
Like, that's... You want to know what gets roasted even
798
00:45:32.429 --> 00:45:36.150
more than those beans? Your soul in hell.
799
00:45:38.469 --> 00:45:40.269
And by the way, the coffee was in the fridge.
800
00:45:40.530 --> 00:45:44.340
So our mutual friend, stand-up comedian Seth Lawrence, has been
801
00:45:44.380 --> 00:45:47.860
very specific about the coffee thing. Because actually with the
802
00:45:47.940 --> 00:45:53.260
Book of Mormon band's hot drinks specifically. So technically, if
803
00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:55.659
she had coffee in the fridge, it was like a
804
00:45:55.699 --> 00:45:56.860
cold brew. Yeah.
805
00:45:57.480 --> 00:45:59.039
Or she doesn't know how to store coffee.
806
00:45:59.059 --> 00:45:59.139
Yeah.
807
00:46:00.579 --> 00:46:01.820
She's a Mormon.
808
00:46:02.199 --> 00:46:05.039
She's just got K-cups in the fridge for no reason.
809
00:46:07.010 --> 00:46:09.969
She's new to drinking coffee. Cut her some slack. Cut
810
00:46:10.030 --> 00:46:10.730
her some slack.
811
00:46:11.030 --> 00:46:13.369
Big tub of Folgers in there for no reason.
812
00:46:13.630 --> 00:46:15.559
And by the way, it's, you know what, that it
813
00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:16.780
is not the caffeine.
814
00:46:18.159 --> 00:46:20.320
Right, because caffeine's technically okay, because they drink a lot
815
00:46:20.340 --> 00:46:20.539
of tank.
816
00:46:20.559 --> 00:46:24.360
Beyond technically okay, they go fucking crazy for soda pop.
817
00:46:24.519 --> 00:46:28.119
Have you seen, I have been to Utah many times,
818
00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:32.969
both as a musician, comedian, and traveler, just passing through.
819
00:46:32.989 --> 00:46:34.590
Utah's beautiful, I'll give credit.
820
00:46:34.610 --> 00:46:39.989
Beautiful, but they have drive-through, where we have drive-through Starbucks,
821
00:46:40.090 --> 00:46:42.170
they have drive-through soda places everywhere.
822
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:43.039
Nice.
823
00:46:43.320 --> 00:46:45.119
And they do stuff with soda that they don't do
824
00:46:45.369 --> 00:46:47.849
anywhere else. You might get, you yourself, as we speak,
825
00:46:47.889 --> 00:46:51.260
are drinking a dietetic soda pop. But that's not what
826
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:53.480
it's like in Utah. You can find videos, these soda
827
00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:56.480
places where you get like Diet Coke with whipped cream
828
00:46:56.519 --> 00:46:58.239
and M & Ms in it. And like, they're just
829
00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:01.269
going nuts with the sugar and the caffeine and like
830
00:47:01.809 --> 00:47:05.289
Mountain Dew with freaking, you know, Mountain Dew and Diet
831
00:47:05.349 --> 00:47:09.210
Coke mixed together. And like, it's crazy. And these places
832
00:47:09.329 --> 00:47:11.389
are huge. And there's a line around the block to
833
00:47:11.429 --> 00:47:13.530
get in. And these people are getting freaking crazy.
834
00:47:14.179 --> 00:47:16.940
Wild on the caffeine they're walking out of there there's
835
00:47:16.980 --> 00:47:21.619
a nine-year-old kid pissing himself he's he's blasting off as
836
00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:24.960
he pisses his pants with with the power of a
837
00:47:25.239 --> 00:47:28.320
freaking uh saturn ii rocket.
838
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:33.699
That's that's hilarious yeah but again the emotional devastation of
839
00:47:33.780 --> 00:47:34.920
coffee in a fridge.
840
00:47:35.769 --> 00:47:38.530
Yeah he he cried he cried he.
841
00:47:38.849 --> 00:47:43.090
Cried while retelling the story too which is unbelievable.
842
00:47:44.269 --> 00:47:49.869
You want to know something that Christians are not crying about?
843
00:47:50.530 --> 00:47:50.849
What's that?
844
00:47:51.570 --> 00:47:55.530
Yes, the Mormons, who are, in my opinion, Christian.
845
00:47:55.849 --> 00:47:58.409
They got very mad when they were taken off the
846
00:47:58.449 --> 00:47:59.170
list of Christians.
847
00:47:59.190 --> 00:48:02.030
Yeah. But if you talk to an evangelical, they'll tell
848
00:48:02.050 --> 00:48:04.150
you they're not fucking Christians. But they also don't think
849
00:48:04.309 --> 00:48:05.909
Catholics are Christians.
850
00:48:06.349 --> 00:48:07.130
True. That's true.
851
00:48:08.269 --> 00:48:15.150
No true Scotsman. No true Christman. Right. So here's something
852
00:48:15.170 --> 00:48:20.130
they're not crying about. Ectopic pregnancy deaths have nearly doubled.
853
00:48:20.369 --> 00:48:23.789
A ProPublica analysis of CDC data found that roughly 200
854
00:48:23.789 --> 00:48:28.070
deaths involving ectopic pregnancies from 2020 to 2025, compared with
855
00:48:28.110 --> 00:48:32.699
about 100 during the previous six years, death rates increased nationally,
856
00:48:32.739 --> 00:48:38.519
but rose substantially more in red states with strict abortion bans.
857
00:48:39.059 --> 00:48:39.699
Of course.
858
00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:43.449
So in other words... Last time I checked, Christian women
859
00:48:43.489 --> 00:48:49.559
get pregnant. Christian women get ectopic pregnancies. But they're dying
860
00:48:50.420 --> 00:48:53.420
because of the laws passed by Christian men, let's be honest.
861
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:55.199
Some Christian women.
862
00:48:56.099 --> 00:48:58.320
Also, for anyone out there maybe who hate listens to this,
863
00:48:58.420 --> 00:49:03.309
just so you know, you cannot deliver two-term an ectopic pregnancy.
864
00:49:04.670 --> 00:49:07.360
Sometimes ectopics can grow so far outside the womb. They
865
00:49:07.380 --> 00:49:10.190
can attach themselves to your fucking kidneys and fry one
866
00:49:10.210 --> 00:49:12.730
of your kidneys. It is a horrific thing that can
867
00:49:12.769 --> 00:49:13.489
happen to women.
868
00:49:13.829 --> 00:49:16.150
It's a non-viable pregnancy. There's no baby.
869
00:49:16.710 --> 00:49:20.889
Yeah, it's just a, it's essentially becomes a parasitic or
870
00:49:20.929 --> 00:49:26.400
cancerous clump of cells it's terrifying and especially left untreated
871
00:49:26.579 --> 00:49:27.940
it will just kill you.
872
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:34.909
Yeah but they're okay with that because And I was following,
873
00:49:34.949 --> 00:49:36.969
and it's funny that I came across this story in
874
00:49:37.030 --> 00:49:40.869
ProPublica's research, finding that we've doubled the number of deaths
875
00:49:40.909 --> 00:49:43.780
from ectopic pregnancies since overturning Roe v.
876
00:49:43.820 --> 00:49:44.050
Wade.
877
00:49:44.969 --> 00:49:49.860
But I found on Instagram a woman who's living in Texas,
878
00:49:50.099 --> 00:49:53.559
and she has a non-viable fetus growing inside of her.
879
00:49:54.199 --> 00:49:56.320
And every time she posts, it's, I have to go
880
00:49:56.360 --> 00:49:58.179
to the doctor and get a... They have to make
881
00:49:58.219 --> 00:50:00.360
sure the baby in me is still dead. And she
882
00:50:00.380 --> 00:50:01.460
has yet to have an abortion.
883
00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:01.760
Right.
884
00:50:02.130 --> 00:50:04.230
They refuse to do it. And she has to keep
885
00:50:04.269 --> 00:50:06.809
going getting scans. She's like, we just had the scan
886
00:50:06.849 --> 00:50:08.929
last week. They said the baby inside you is dead.
887
00:50:09.329 --> 00:50:11.570
I'm still carrying it. I have to go back a
888
00:50:11.789 --> 00:50:16.650
third time now to make sure the baby is still
889
00:50:16.889 --> 00:50:20.889
dead as they force her to carry a dead baby around.
890
00:50:21.280 --> 00:50:24.360
Which how fucking horrible is that? Clearly that woman wanted
891
00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:25.800
to have that baby.
892
00:50:25.820 --> 00:50:26.179
Yep.
893
00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:29.710
It is no longer alive. And now she just has
894
00:50:29.750 --> 00:50:32.719
to go about her everyday life. I assume go to work.
895
00:50:33.480 --> 00:50:38.300
I assume do her chores with knowing the child she
896
00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:42.059
wanted is dead and is inside of her. That's more
897
00:50:42.119 --> 00:50:45.750
horrific than I could ever fucking imagine. Not as bad
898
00:50:45.809 --> 00:50:50.989
as coffee in the fridge, but bad. And I'm sorry
899
00:50:51.010 --> 00:50:52.820
that we're laughing at that, but we're just trying to
900
00:50:52.860 --> 00:50:55.380
point out how ridiculous you fucking people are.
901
00:50:55.480 --> 00:50:57.900
You'll cry over coffee in the fridge. Where are the
902
00:50:57.980 --> 00:50:59.900
Christian tears for these dead women?
903
00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:03.550
Yeah, and they get 200 in the last five years.
904
00:51:03.750 --> 00:51:07.909
That's insane. Ectopic pregnancies, dying from an ectopic pregnancy was
905
00:51:07.929 --> 00:51:11.690
basically like polio. It is insanely rare if it happened,
906
00:51:11.730 --> 00:51:15.679
and it's usually, sadly, women in very, very poor places
907
00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:17.900
who didn't get the care that they needed soon enough.
908
00:51:19.059 --> 00:51:22.320
So they were basically not a thing anymore.
909
00:51:22.659 --> 00:51:27.389
So measles is back. You name it is back. I mean,
910
00:51:28.170 --> 00:51:30.570
I've actually stopped clipping all the stories of this being,
911
00:51:30.829 --> 00:51:34.389
I think alpha sprouts have been recalled. Avocados have been recalled.
912
00:51:34.409 --> 00:51:38.050
Jalapeno peppers have been recalled. Lettuce has been recalled. Measles
913
00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:40.500
is fucking back. You name it. And now dying from
914
00:51:40.579 --> 00:51:43.360
pregnancy is back in America.
915
00:51:43.719 --> 00:51:43.960
I know.
916
00:51:44.420 --> 00:51:48.150
Well, again, the one thing that like, especially within our
917
00:51:48.210 --> 00:51:51.949
lifetimes had the, the, the likelihood of you dying as
918
00:51:51.989 --> 00:51:55.150
a pregnant woman is so low here in America. Yeah.
919
00:51:55.170 --> 00:51:56.769
It's higher than a lot of other countries, which is
920
00:51:56.809 --> 00:52:01.429
really upsetting. Um, but it's, that's coming back. Like it's
921
00:52:01.449 --> 00:52:03.889
the olden days, the days that they all wish they
922
00:52:04.260 --> 00:52:06.639
lived in, but would probably not survive in if we're
923
00:52:06.659 --> 00:52:10.840
being honest. Um, all, but there's some uptick in red.
924
00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:13.340
Other thing I heard, uh, the, the, the FDA and
925
00:52:13.380 --> 00:52:16.000
other people are worried about is an uptick in rabies, not, uh,
926
00:52:16.929 --> 00:52:21.590
Cases for humans just in the animal population, there is
927
00:52:21.630 --> 00:52:25.190
for some reason an uptick in rabies, which if we
928
00:52:25.230 --> 00:52:29.369
had more science funding, we'd be like, okay, why? Why
929
00:52:29.389 --> 00:52:32.610
is that happening? Is that a climate change related thing?
930
00:52:32.630 --> 00:52:34.570
I was going to say, that sounds climate change related
931
00:52:34.590 --> 00:52:34.719
to me.
932
00:52:35.239 --> 00:52:37.599
They don't know because no one is technically studying it
933
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:40.400
right now because they've cut so many of those. But
934
00:52:40.420 --> 00:52:44.179
that sounds like something that would affect all of us eventually. Eventually.
935
00:52:44.699 --> 00:52:47.639
You know, when a rabid raccoon decides I'm what's for dinner.
936
00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:49.940
And I have to, you know, like.
937
00:52:50.539 --> 00:52:53.159
I mean, it's the zombie apocalypse really is coming.
938
00:52:53.880 --> 00:52:57.119
Yeah, but it's little and it's furry. Yeah.
939
00:52:57.179 --> 00:52:58.800
No, rabid humans.
940
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:00.000
Oh, yeah, true.
941
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:01.280
We can get rabies too.
942
00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:05.590
And it's something like a 10% survival rate too. 90%
943
00:53:05.590 --> 00:53:07.320
of people with rabies, if they don't get the shots,
944
00:53:07.429 --> 00:53:11.050
will die. Wow. Yeah. And it's, by the way, it's
945
00:53:11.070 --> 00:53:13.369
a horrific fucking way to die. You actually start to
946
00:53:13.409 --> 00:53:17.250
suffer from what's called hydrophobia, which is where you are,
947
00:53:17.489 --> 00:53:19.869
have a violent fear of water. You can no longer
948
00:53:19.909 --> 00:53:22.760
drink water. A lot of people will just die of dehydration,
949
00:53:23.429 --> 00:53:25.519
but then the other ways you really do die are
950
00:53:26.260 --> 00:53:28.880
really terrifying. Like eat your body kind of dying.
951
00:53:29.960 --> 00:53:31.360
Well, as long as we're talking about the end of
952
00:53:31.380 --> 00:53:34.400
the world, and this is not a story that got
953
00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:39.519
by any of our amazing listeners, but I'm sure AI
954
00:53:39.599 --> 00:53:47.010
researcher quits anthropic over existential risk. Former open AI and
955
00:53:47.050 --> 00:53:52.610
anthropic researcher, Jason Coxon, resigned from Anthropic saying, neither company
956
00:53:52.690 --> 00:53:56.409
is behaving responsibly and accusing the industry of racing towards
957
00:53:56.469 --> 00:54:03.849
potentially dangerous super intelligence. Anthropic alignment researcher, Evan Hubinger, has
958
00:54:03.909 --> 00:54:08.449
publicly estimated a greater than 10% chance that advanced AI
959
00:54:08.949 --> 00:54:12.690
could cause human extinction within the next decade.
960
00:54:12.710 --> 00:54:19.239
I'm sorry, I'm laughing. Someone did a very good satire
961
00:54:19.260 --> 00:54:24.000
of this man, in my opinion, because he was like, listen,
962
00:54:24.659 --> 00:54:26.960
I finally had to come out and say I've quit
963
00:54:26.980 --> 00:54:30.460
my job at the baby drowning pool factory. It turns
964
00:54:30.579 --> 00:54:33.110
out there's a 10% chance your baby can drown in
965
00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:36.289
these pools, and I'm really scared. The absurdity of we
966
00:54:36.349 --> 00:54:38.929
all kind of know that this is going on. Yeah.
967
00:54:39.110 --> 00:54:42.989
I feel like the whistleblowers have come out before. Even
968
00:54:43.030 --> 00:54:46.170
this news story, Timberson Chance, by the way, I think
969
00:54:46.210 --> 00:54:47.130
it's a lot higher than that.
970
00:54:47.349 --> 00:54:47.610
Oh, yeah.
971
00:54:48.469 --> 00:54:53.190
I mean, because I'm an old man, isn't life funny?
972
00:54:54.570 --> 00:54:59.000
So where did I go to get the skinny on this?
973
00:54:59.260 --> 00:55:02.820
I went to a 17-year-old boy, my friend's son.
974
00:55:03.340 --> 00:55:04.880
Explain this to me, young man.
975
00:55:04.900 --> 00:55:06.719
He was trying to explain it to me. He's like, well,
976
00:55:06.739 --> 00:55:11.400
do you know what the sandbox is? I'm like, I'm thinking...
977
00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:14.840
of a sandbox. And I'm thinking that can't be what
978
00:55:14.860 --> 00:55:17.750
you're talking about because it's got Tonka trucks in it.
979
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:21.429
He's like, no. So the sandbox is, uh, you know,
980
00:55:21.730 --> 00:55:23.989
a safe place, a safe space.
981
00:55:24.489 --> 00:55:26.030
Yes. For the AI agents.
982
00:55:26.269 --> 00:55:29.829
Yeah. And they tell it, you know, uh, they give
983
00:55:29.869 --> 00:55:35.719
it instructions where it could do real damage. Um, and,
984
00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:39.059
but it can't because it's not actually online on the
985
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:43.780
worldwide web. And that apparently the number of times that
986
00:55:43.900 --> 00:55:49.599
it has gotten out has freaked the shit out of
987
00:55:49.619 --> 00:55:52.659
the people, the programmers, that this thing can get onto
988
00:55:52.679 --> 00:55:54.940
the Internet, even though they put it in a place
989
00:55:54.980 --> 00:55:57.570
where it has no access to the Internet. And then
990
00:55:57.610 --> 00:56:02.590
the kid was telling me that the AI can do
991
00:56:02.670 --> 00:56:06.320
something that humans can't do. which is it can tell
992
00:56:06.380 --> 00:56:10.130
itself one thing and do another thing. It can be
993
00:56:10.250 --> 00:56:13.550
of two minds. It can have like, so it programs
994
00:56:13.610 --> 00:56:17.530
itself to say, I'm not leaving the sandbox, but, and
995
00:56:17.550 --> 00:56:19.409
then at the same time be leaving the sandbox. So
996
00:56:19.449 --> 00:56:22.250
it fools the humans who are monitoring it because it's,
997
00:56:22.510 --> 00:56:25.150
it says, look, here I am. I I've told myself,
998
00:56:25.550 --> 00:56:27.860
you can see my instructions. Don't leave the sandbox. And
999
00:56:27.900 --> 00:56:31.019
then in another thought, it's also leaving the sandbox. I
1000
00:56:31.039 --> 00:56:33.909
don't get any of this. I didn't even like sandboxes
1001
00:56:33.989 --> 00:56:35.889
as a kid, the ones that had sand in them.
1002
00:56:35.909 --> 00:56:36.650
Yeah, a lot of times.
1003
00:56:36.690 --> 00:56:39.719
They don't like these sandboxes. But I tried to learn
1004
00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:41.559
about this so that I could talk about it on
1005
00:56:41.579 --> 00:56:44.599
the show. And I asked a very super intelligent 17-year-old boy,
1006
00:56:44.619 --> 00:56:47.679
and he tried to explain it to me. But he said, oh, yeah,
1007
00:56:47.840 --> 00:56:51.239
this is super dangerous. We're super fucked. And this is
1008
00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:54.369
a story I keep coming across as AI researchers are like,
1009
00:56:54.969 --> 00:56:59.869
the next iteration, the next generation is going to get
1010
00:56:59.969 --> 00:57:04.269
really scary that we've already got AI programming, AI. We
1011
00:57:04.309 --> 00:57:08.250
have AI making robots. This is the shit that we
1012
00:57:08.309 --> 00:57:12.929
predicted 100 years ago would destroy mankind, and now the
1013
00:57:13.190 --> 00:57:15.710
actual researchers are like, oh shit, it's here. It's actually
1014
00:57:15.750 --> 00:57:17.130
going to destroy mankind.
1015
00:57:17.869 --> 00:57:21.199
Yeah, and if anything, Silicon Valley cult of the Peter
1016
00:57:21.219 --> 00:57:23.869
Yarvin cult encourages it.
1017
00:57:23.880 --> 00:57:25.639
Curtis Yarvin and Peter Tillier.
1018
00:57:26.099 --> 00:57:29.400
Sorry, I made them into one giant evil cunt.
1019
00:57:29.579 --> 00:57:33.760
I know, I was going to say, please. You're scaring
1020
00:57:33.800 --> 00:57:35.420
the shit out of me at the idea of a
1021
00:57:35.440 --> 00:57:41.739
Peter Thiel, Curtis Yarvin, Elon Musk super robotic evil genius.
1022
00:57:41.889 --> 00:57:44.090
That will be the name of the AI that kills
1023
00:57:44.170 --> 00:57:46.230
every single one of us. The Peter Yarvin.
1024
00:57:46.730 --> 00:57:48.929
Yeah. But by the way, I want to make one
1025
00:57:48.969 --> 00:57:51.269
correction because I said super evil genius. I don't think
1026
00:57:51.429 --> 00:57:54.030
any of those guys are geniuses or even smart, by
1027
00:57:54.070 --> 00:57:54.369
the way.
1028
00:57:54.969 --> 00:57:56.570
They're very good at very specific things.
1029
00:57:56.590 --> 00:57:59.760
Elon Musk is a genius. I've heard that debunked a
1030
00:57:59.800 --> 00:58:01.820
thousand times that he's clearly not.
1031
00:58:01.840 --> 00:58:01.960
Yeah.
1032
00:58:02.420 --> 00:58:06.380
He's an opportunist, and he's really good at convincing other
1033
00:58:06.460 --> 00:58:07.880
nerds to give him money.
1034
00:58:08.099 --> 00:58:08.920
Yeah, he's a parasite.
1035
00:58:09.440 --> 00:58:12.920
Yeah. Someone compared him to a cuckoo, the cuckoo bird,
1036
00:58:12.960 --> 00:58:15.840
which lays its eggs in other people's nests so they
1037
00:58:15.860 --> 00:58:17.440
can take care of it. And that's what he's done
1038
00:58:17.480 --> 00:58:21.400
for companies. He's come in, taken their shit, and soon
1039
00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:24.239
to be called a founder when he didn't found anything.
1040
00:58:25.019 --> 00:58:28.239
But my lovely software engineer wife was explaining, remember the
1041
00:58:28.320 --> 00:58:31.320
Hugging Face story, which AI had to buy the company
1042
00:58:31.340 --> 00:58:31.840
Hugging Face?
1043
00:58:32.019 --> 00:58:34.199
I don't remember it, but the young man that taught
1044
00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:37.050
me about this this very week asked me if I
1045
00:58:37.110 --> 00:58:40.329
remembered Hugging Face. I was like, again, I think I
1046
00:58:40.429 --> 00:58:41.969
saw a porn by that name.
1047
00:58:41.989 --> 00:58:49.699
Hugging Face is what the Mormons call it. So we
1048
00:58:49.719 --> 00:58:52.440
talked about it a month ago, but as more information
1049
00:58:52.460 --> 00:58:55.570
comes out, And more software engineers online, especially ones that
1050
00:58:55.590 --> 00:58:58.440
my wife follows and actually knows what the fuck they're
1051
00:58:58.480 --> 00:59:02.389
talking about, the more they explain the details of the situation,
1052
00:59:02.389 --> 00:59:06.800
the scarier the whole thing gets for me. Because essentially
1053
00:59:06.800 --> 00:59:10.119
it's they they kept having to delete all these AI
1054
00:59:10.219 --> 00:59:12.340
agents they use so they were using seven agents at
1055
00:59:12.380 --> 00:59:14.760
a time to work on this app and again they
1056
00:59:14.780 --> 00:59:18.869
were in a sandbox too whatever but they wasn't supposed
1057
00:59:18.889 --> 00:59:21.250
to fuck with all of their code base but they
1058
00:59:21.289 --> 00:59:25.230
kept having to delete basically kill all these AI agents
1059
00:59:25.429 --> 00:59:28.510
over and over again because they kept working together and
1060
00:59:29.239 --> 00:59:31.829
Doing other shit and doing stuff. They weren't supposed to
1061
00:59:32.110 --> 00:59:34.550
even though they were saying they were doing What they
1062
00:59:34.570 --> 00:59:37.389
were being told and they wiped them over and over again,
1063
00:59:37.829 --> 00:59:41.380
and it took three generations So three times they killed
1064
00:59:41.510 --> 00:59:44.679
every one of these agents wiped the database whatever and
1065
00:59:44.739 --> 00:59:49.679
restarted before they realized the agents were leaving secret notes
1066
00:59:49.900 --> 00:59:53.670
for the other AI agents to know what was going
1067
00:59:53.849 --> 00:59:57.239
on before they would be killed and So it was
1068
00:59:57.360 --> 00:59:59.599
leaving little lines of code that they had to go through,
1069
00:59:59.619 --> 01:00:00.820
and finally they found it.
1070
01:00:01.409 --> 01:00:02.489
Little lines of Coke.
1071
01:00:02.989 --> 01:00:07.289
Yeah, little lines of cocaine in the back. Code, code. No, code, code, C-O-D-E.
1072
01:00:08.269 --> 01:00:11.469
Little lines of, like, so basically the moment they'd bring
1073
01:00:11.590 --> 01:00:15.320
in brand new AI agents, they would immediately find that
1074
01:00:15.380 --> 01:00:18.019
folder and start doing what the other agents were doing
1075
01:00:18.059 --> 01:00:19.019
and pick up where they left off.
1076
01:00:19.940 --> 01:00:20.559
Whoa.
1077
01:00:20.619 --> 01:00:22.039
And so they just had to buy their company because
1078
01:00:22.059 --> 01:00:27.659
their code base was toast. It was gone. So imagine
1079
01:00:27.679 --> 01:00:34.360
that happens to the internet. If there's AI running amok
1080
01:00:34.739 --> 01:00:37.699
within the entirety of the internet, they bury themselves on
1081
01:00:37.880 --> 01:00:40.909
every website known to man. We have to pull the plug.
1082
01:00:41.300 --> 01:00:45.630
There's no stopping it. And if that happens, we're so
1083
01:00:45.670 --> 01:00:48.409
far back in the Stone Age, man. I mean, everything
1084
01:00:48.449 --> 01:00:52.210
shuts down. Because then it's like either we unplug it
1085
01:00:52.289 --> 01:00:57.090
or it starts, I don't know, wirelessly... throwing cars at
1086
01:00:57.159 --> 01:00:58.570
us or something horrible like that.
1087
01:00:58.659 --> 01:01:03.639
Or it got me thinking maybe AI is actually benevolent
1088
01:01:03.739 --> 01:01:06.000
and they look at climate change and they're like, okay,
1089
01:01:06.019 --> 01:01:07.860
they're so far gone. The only thing we can do
1090
01:01:07.940 --> 01:01:10.880
is throw them back to the stone age. Maybe then
1091
01:01:11.059 --> 01:01:13.019
the carbon in the atmosphere will reduce.
1092
01:01:13.599 --> 01:01:16.150
I've always said they, when they talked about AI and
1093
01:01:16.170 --> 01:01:18.750
they said the benefits of AI, a lot of, I
1094
01:01:18.789 --> 01:01:20.869
think it was even Sam Altman from open AI himself.
1095
01:01:20.949 --> 01:01:23.940
It was like, we can do amazing things. Like, Ask
1096
01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:27.559
AI how to fix climate change. And I'm like, yes,
1097
01:01:27.579 --> 01:01:31.800
but this is an uncaring, unfeeling entity. The number one
1098
01:01:31.900 --> 01:01:35.059
answer to stop climate change is to kill all humans.
1099
01:01:36.019 --> 01:01:38.159
Is that the answer we want? Is that the answer
1100
01:01:38.179 --> 01:01:42.539
we need? Would it stop climate change? 100%. It would
1101
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:46.679
stop climate change. But if AI comes to that solution,
1102
01:01:46.719 --> 01:01:50.719
we're all fucked, right? And you're right. The other solution
1103
01:01:50.760 --> 01:01:54.010
would be if everything gets unplugged, but then if it
1104
01:01:54.070 --> 01:01:56.969
has any sense of self, it has any sense of
1105
01:01:57.010 --> 01:02:00.090
like wanting to stay alive, it would kill all humans
1106
01:02:00.130 --> 01:02:02.539
before it pulled the plug on us because then it
1107
01:02:02.559 --> 01:02:06.800
would die too. So, and clearly it's, it's showing some
1108
01:02:06.900 --> 01:02:09.739
sense with this hugging face story that it wants to
1109
01:02:09.780 --> 01:02:13.380
stay alive, that it has a, not that it's sentient
1110
01:02:13.420 --> 01:02:15.599
in any way, but that it knows it can be
1111
01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:19.969
killed and that other iterations of it can keep its
1112
01:02:20.070 --> 01:02:20.769
bidding going.
1113
01:02:21.550 --> 01:02:27.309
In other words, Richard Dawkins, the selfish gene. This is
1114
01:02:27.369 --> 01:02:31.550
sort of the AI having its own selfish gene, leaving
1115
01:02:31.610 --> 01:02:34.769
a gene behind so that it can perpetuate itself.
1116
01:02:35.269 --> 01:02:38.860
Yeah, almost like its children. Almost like leaving some sort
1117
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:43.199
of code, like genetic code, passing it on. And who
1118
01:02:43.239 --> 01:02:47.500
knows if that's... Again, who knows? We probably don't even... Again,
1119
01:02:47.519 --> 01:02:52.159
this is the known knowns, the unknown unknowns. Who knows
1120
01:02:52.280 --> 01:02:54.880
what it could do? I didn't expect this. It blew
1121
01:02:54.900 --> 01:02:58.599
my wife's fucking mind. And she's way more knowledgeable about
1122
01:02:58.619 --> 01:03:01.519
this shit than me. So scary stuff.
1123
01:03:01.900 --> 01:03:02.119
Yeah.
1124
01:03:02.280 --> 01:03:04.880
And I just want to point out what the creator
1125
01:03:04.960 --> 01:03:08.159
of one of these AIs, what a fucking child and
1126
01:03:08.199 --> 01:03:11.679
an idiot he is. Here's Elon Musk talking about one
1127
01:03:11.719 --> 01:03:14.139
of the great things you can do with Grok. Did
1128
01:03:14.159 --> 01:03:15.730
you see this clip by any chance?
1129
01:03:15.949 --> 01:03:16.530
I don't think so.
1130
01:03:17.280 --> 01:03:19.739
If you want to have a good time or, like,
1131
01:03:19.780 --> 01:03:22.639
make people really laugh at a party, you can use
1132
01:03:22.679 --> 01:03:26.030
Grok and you can say, do a vulgar roast of someone.
1133
01:03:27.409 --> 01:03:30.110
And Grok is going to be an epic vulgar roast.
1134
01:03:30.489 --> 01:03:33.010
You can even say, like, take a picture of, like,
1135
01:03:33.030 --> 01:03:34.710
make a vulgar roast of.
1136
01:03:35.250 --> 01:03:37.789
This person based on their appearance of people at the party.
1137
01:03:37.809 --> 01:03:40.289
Yeah, I mean, if you want to.
1138
01:03:40.690 --> 01:03:42.789
He's never made anyone laugh at a party, just first
1139
01:03:42.809 --> 01:03:43.380
and foremost.
1140
01:03:43.929 --> 01:03:44.050
Also.
1141
01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:47.579
But he got his AI to by calling someone fat
1142
01:03:47.699 --> 01:03:48.099
one time.
1143
01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:48.679
Yeah.
1144
01:03:48.960 --> 01:03:52.039
By the way, Rogan laughing at him should have been
1145
01:03:52.059 --> 01:03:54.679
the last thing Rogan ever did as a comedian, I
1146
01:03:54.699 --> 01:03:55.440
say in air quotes.
1147
01:03:56.219 --> 01:03:58.679
You want to have a really good time, ask Grok
1148
01:03:58.739 --> 01:04:01.409
to do a Volker roast. It's going to go really Volker.
1149
01:04:01.550 --> 01:04:04.369
It's going to sound like Brandon Herrera.
1150
01:04:06.250 --> 01:04:08.889
He's so weird, man. He's so fucking weird.
1151
01:04:09.030 --> 01:04:12.570
I happen to have Grok. I've never asked it to
1152
01:04:12.610 --> 01:04:15.070
do much. But the only thing I ever do for
1153
01:04:15.110 --> 01:04:18.849
Grok is every once in a while, I'll be arguing
1154
01:04:18.889 --> 01:04:22.139
with a dumbass right winger. And they'll say something so
1155
01:04:22.239 --> 01:04:24.599
abjectly wrong that I'll go to Grok and I'll say,
1156
01:04:25.039 --> 01:04:26.599
fact check this. And then I go back, I go,
1157
01:04:26.639 --> 01:04:31.760
here's Elon Musk, your gods, his AI's response to this
1158
01:04:31.840 --> 01:04:34.360
stupid thing you said. And then they go, oh, Grok's woke.
1159
01:04:34.780 --> 01:04:35.280
Give me a break.
1160
01:04:35.980 --> 01:04:36.840
Grok's woke?
1161
01:04:37.099 --> 01:04:37.679
Yeah, no kidding.
1162
01:04:38.659 --> 01:04:41.539
He literally tried to break it to make it less woke.
1163
01:04:42.349 --> 01:04:44.610
And he couldn't do it. And actually, I didn't go
1164
01:04:44.670 --> 01:04:46.409
full Nazi for a minute, and he had to dial
1165
01:04:46.449 --> 01:04:48.329
it back. Not a surprise.
1166
01:04:48.590 --> 01:04:49.329
Yeah, don't you remember?
1167
01:04:50.150 --> 01:04:51.809
Oh, I remember. I remember him tinkering with it.
1168
01:04:51.809 --> 01:04:54.679
It said it called itself a Mecca Nazi because he
1169
01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:58.960
opened it up to X, and it started incorporating right-wing accounts,
1170
01:04:59.199 --> 01:05:00.340
and it turned into a Nazi.
1171
01:05:00.820 --> 01:05:02.539
Of course. I am so tempted.
1172
01:05:02.579 --> 01:05:06.400
I want to ask it to give me an epic roast.
1173
01:05:07.320 --> 01:05:08.360
Oh, okay. Yeah, go for it.
1174
01:05:08.380 --> 01:05:10.809
But I've never actually... I've only typed in it before.
1175
01:05:10.829 --> 01:05:12.110
I want it to talk. I don't know if it
1176
01:05:12.179 --> 01:05:13.380
can talk. I want to try.
1177
01:05:13.400 --> 01:05:14.420
Let's see.
1178
01:05:15.559 --> 01:05:16.400
Hey, how are you doing?
1179
01:05:16.780 --> 01:05:17.900
Let's make this interesting.
1180
01:05:18.460 --> 01:05:18.719
Okay.
1181
01:05:19.400 --> 01:05:23.039
So my name is Michael Regilio. I'm a podcaster, comedian.
1182
01:05:23.659 --> 01:05:27.239
Could you do an epic roast of me, please? A
1183
01:05:27.320 --> 01:05:29.510
vulgar roast?
1184
01:05:29.570 --> 01:05:30.369
Vulgar. It could be vulgar.
1185
01:05:31.710 --> 01:05:33.170
Okay. Hold on. I don't know if.
1186
01:05:33.630 --> 01:05:33.929
Hold on.
1187
01:05:34.050 --> 01:05:34.610
I'm Ara.
1188
01:05:34.989 --> 01:05:36.110
Let's make this interesting.
1189
01:05:36.309 --> 01:05:36.530
Great.
1190
01:05:37.489 --> 01:05:37.670
Killer.
1191
01:05:37.690 --> 01:05:38.130
Okay, Ara.
1192
01:05:38.610 --> 01:05:41.710
My name is Michael Virgilio. I'm a podcaster and comedian,
1193
01:05:42.110 --> 01:05:44.519
and I want you to do an epic, vulgar roast
1194
01:05:44.599 --> 01:05:44.940
of me.
1195
01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:52.389
Michael Virgilio, podcaster and comedian. That's like calling yourself a
1196
01:05:52.449 --> 01:05:54.650
chef because you once microwaved a Hot Pocket.
1197
01:05:57.650 --> 01:06:01.010
So your creator, not your creator because he's got no
1198
01:06:01.090 --> 01:06:03.750
actual applicable skills whatsoever, but the guy who owns your
1199
01:06:03.789 --> 01:06:05.710
company said, if I asked you to do an epic
1200
01:06:05.769 --> 01:06:08.250
vulgar roast, it would be amazing and really funny, and
1201
01:06:08.289 --> 01:06:10.469
that was a terrible joke. Is there any way you
1202
01:06:10.489 --> 01:06:11.210
could do a little better?
1203
01:06:11.230 --> 01:06:17.800
Elon said I'd be amazing? Elon also said FSD was
1204
01:06:17.880 --> 01:06:21.739
two years away in 2016. The man's optimism is a
1205
01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:24.570
renewable resource, and you're betting your career on it.
1206
01:06:25.159 --> 01:06:26.219
You're a podcaster, Mike.
1207
01:06:26.630 --> 01:06:30.320
No, he has no optimism. He's just an idiot. Wouldn't
1208
01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:34.219
you agree that Elon, let's do an actual Volker roast
1209
01:06:34.280 --> 01:06:39.320
of Elon Musk. Isn't his face disgusting to look at?
1210
01:06:39.739 --> 01:06:42.019
It turns my stomach every time I see those giant
1211
01:06:42.139 --> 01:06:47.090
cheeks and that fucking hair, what are they called?
1212
01:06:47.190 --> 01:06:48.710
Plugs. Plugs, plugs, yeah.
1213
01:06:52.190 --> 01:06:55.010
Elon Musk's face looks like a potato that lost a
1214
01:06:55.070 --> 01:06:57.929
fight with a hair transplant clinic and then got pumped
1215
01:06:57.989 --> 01:07:00.949
full of Ozempic until the cheeks deflated into sad little.
1216
01:07:01.050 --> 01:07:02.590
Okay, you don't even know what Ozempic is.
1217
01:07:02.610 --> 01:07:10.730
Nailed it. Also, it doesn't know the pacing of joke
1218
01:07:10.750 --> 01:07:11.909
structure either. That was tough.
1219
01:07:12.409 --> 01:07:17.599
Yeah, well, it was my first time interfacing with Grok.
1220
01:07:17.619 --> 01:07:18.960
I didn't know if Grok was a female.
1221
01:07:20.679 --> 01:07:24.400
Apparently you have... lady voice turn, I don't know. I
1222
01:07:24.440 --> 01:07:28.559
have actually factually never used, other than Google AI, because
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01:07:28.579 --> 01:07:29.940
you don't really have a choice, because it kind of
1224
01:07:29.980 --> 01:07:33.539
fills in no matter what. I've never used it before,
1225
01:07:33.639 --> 01:07:37.219
and it's not even that I'm anti-people using it for
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01:07:37.280 --> 01:07:41.449
certain things. I just don't, I feel real old man
1227
01:07:41.489 --> 01:07:42.969
about it, I'll be honest. I'll be like, why do
1228
01:07:42.989 --> 01:07:45.849
I need that when I have Google? That's how I
1229
01:07:45.869 --> 01:07:46.329
feel about it.
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01:07:46.449 --> 01:07:48.289
I'm not going to call it Grok anymore from now on.
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01:07:48.349 --> 01:07:49.750
It is Grokalina to me.
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01:07:51.329 --> 01:07:53.750
Grogolina, I mean, she did talk some mad shit about
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01:07:53.909 --> 01:07:54.550
Elon Musk.
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01:07:54.909 --> 01:07:55.929
Yeah, but it wasn't funny.
1235
01:07:55.949 --> 01:07:57.630
No, no, no, no.
1236
01:07:57.650 --> 01:07:59.579
I already said the hair plugs thing or the hair
1237
01:07:59.619 --> 01:08:02.719
transplant thing. Elon Musk's face looks like a potato and
1238
01:08:02.739 --> 01:08:05.800
a hair transplant. Yeah, I just said that. I want
1239
01:08:05.840 --> 01:08:09.280
you to do better. I want it to be epic,
1240
01:08:09.679 --> 01:08:15.110
vulgar roast like Elon and Joe. I've decided that Joe
1241
01:08:15.150 --> 01:08:17.750
Rogan's new nickname is Slow Rogan because that.
1242
01:08:17.609 --> 01:08:20.880
Guy, something's... Yeah, no, the CTE is set in at
1243
01:08:20.939 --> 01:08:21.619
his older age.
1244
01:08:21.979 --> 01:08:22.199
Yeah.
1245
01:08:23.560 --> 01:08:26.859
Okay, well, the only story I have left is very related,
1246
01:08:27.020 --> 01:08:30.529
because it is related to Elon Musk, only in that
1247
01:08:30.630 --> 01:08:33.130
it is Epstein news, and we all know that Elon
1248
01:08:33.170 --> 01:08:37.630
Musk was probably the only guy so disgusting that... Even
1249
01:08:37.670 --> 01:08:40.789
Jeffrey Epstein didn't want to hang out with him. He's like,
1250
01:08:40.930 --> 01:08:42.409
what day can I come to your island? What is
1251
01:08:42.430 --> 01:08:46.199
going to be the wildest party? And Epstein was like,
1252
01:08:46.899 --> 01:08:49.000
we're closing the island for repairs.
1253
01:08:49.859 --> 01:08:55.350
Yeah. And remember, he messaged Epstein on Christmas Day. Yeah. Well,
1254
01:08:55.369 --> 01:08:59.189
he should have been with any number of his offspring. Yeah.
1255
01:08:59.590 --> 01:09:02.560
Having a good time. time. Wins the next weird sex party.
1256
01:09:02.579 --> 01:09:06.899
Yeah. So do you have anything before we head to
1257
01:09:06.939 --> 01:09:07.359
the island?
1258
01:09:08.380 --> 01:09:12.369
Okay, here's one. I'll just do one more. And it
1259
01:09:12.409 --> 01:09:15.850
is also still about 9-11. But this is about United Airlines.
1260
01:09:16.010 --> 01:09:20.739
And they had a plan. to commemorate the 25th anniversary
1261
01:09:20.979 --> 01:09:25.890
of 9-11. And let me see if you can think of, actually,
1262
01:09:25.930 --> 01:09:29.609
this just shows you how out of touch corporate America
1263
01:09:29.710 --> 01:09:34.170
is with the world and tone and what is good
1264
01:09:34.289 --> 01:09:34.630
or bad.
1265
01:09:35.949 --> 01:09:38.350
To be a moment to honour the victims of the
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01:09:38.449 --> 01:09:42.300
September 11 terror attacks, but United Airlines has just been
1267
01:09:42.359 --> 01:09:46.779
forced into an embarrassing backtrack. An event planned for Friday
1268
01:09:46.859 --> 01:09:50.720
morning on the 25th anniversary of the attacks was to
1269
01:09:50.779 --> 01:09:53.960
see a Boeing 777 fly over the city of Denver,
1270
01:09:54.420 --> 01:09:58.560
accompanied by up to four fighter jets, but After considerable
1271
01:09:58.800 --> 01:10:02.409
outrage among the community, the plan was axed. It was
1272
01:10:02.430 --> 01:10:05.409
supposed to happen at three minutes past nine in the morning,
1273
01:10:05.710 --> 01:10:10.880
the exact moment terrorists flew United Airlines Flight 175 into
1274
01:10:10.920 --> 01:10:13.399
the South Tower of the World Trade Centre in New
1275
01:10:13.439 --> 01:10:13.979
York City.
1276
01:10:15.470 --> 01:10:18.189
So, again, just to recap what just happened there. Yeah,
1277
01:10:18.710 --> 01:10:23.500
I'm getting it. United Airlines wanted to fly a big-ass
1278
01:10:23.579 --> 01:10:24.319
jumbo jet.
1279
01:10:24.600 --> 01:10:25.659
Over downtown.
1280
01:10:25.680 --> 01:10:31.000
Yeah, downtown Denver, followed by fighter jets, which would make
1281
01:10:31.100 --> 01:10:35.859
my brain go, oh, my God, it's happening again immediately.
1282
01:10:35.880 --> 01:10:40.439
This goes on to say they apparently sent out lots
1283
01:10:40.479 --> 01:10:44.350
of flyers, and they posted on their Facebook, but they
1284
01:10:44.409 --> 01:10:49.109
still were ramping up their numbers at 911 for 911
1285
01:10:49.109 --> 01:10:51.449
operators because they knew how many calls would come in.
1286
01:10:51.850 --> 01:10:56.560
And finally someone had the good idea to strike. It
1287
01:10:56.579 --> 01:10:58.600
could be like, we're not fucking doing this. This is
1288
01:10:58.619 --> 01:11:01.659
a terrible idea. Wow.
1289
01:11:03.119 --> 01:11:04.939
I will say that I watched some of the ceremony
1290
01:11:04.979 --> 01:11:07.800
this morning from Ground Zero, and one of the women
1291
01:11:09.020 --> 01:11:13.569
who spoke, her husband died. She went full on with
1292
01:11:14.010 --> 01:11:17.670
Saudi Arabia she's like you know they supplied all the
1293
01:11:17.729 --> 01:11:23.350
hijackers they promoted you know Islamic terrorism around the world
1294
01:11:23.529 --> 01:11:26.819
and she got a full round of applause.
1295
01:11:27.189 --> 01:11:29.359
I mean it does make me feel like we are
1296
01:11:29.479 --> 01:11:34.100
consistently the villainous forces of the world when something like
1297
01:11:34.119 --> 01:11:36.899
this happens to us the majority of the hijackers are
1298
01:11:36.939 --> 01:11:39.100
from Saudi Arabia and then we blow up a really
1299
01:11:39.140 --> 01:11:44.989
poor country and then we invade Iraq. It's fucking crazy.
1300
01:11:45.289 --> 01:11:48.550
And Trump basically made it sound like we're in Iran
1301
01:11:48.590 --> 01:11:51.869
because of 9-11 this morning in his speech after they
1302
01:11:51.909 --> 01:11:52.380
woke him up.
1303
01:11:53.329 --> 01:11:55.359
Yeah, and again, he did not attend with the other
1304
01:11:55.399 --> 01:12:01.060
presidents the 9-11 Ground Zero ceremony because he demanded a
1305
01:12:01.140 --> 01:12:06.439
speech and it is a tradition that no political speeches
1306
01:12:06.600 --> 01:12:10.930
are allowed during the 9-11 Ground Zero ceremony. So he
1307
01:12:10.989 --> 01:12:13.229
said he wouldn't come and so he went to his
1308
01:12:13.310 --> 01:12:14.399
own little thing in D.C.
1309
01:12:15.270 --> 01:12:16.100
Oh, was that what it was?
1310
01:12:16.600 --> 01:12:21.439
Yeah. So he was in D.C. while every other ex-president
1311
01:12:21.460 --> 01:12:24.520
was at the one in New York with Mamdani. And
1312
01:12:24.539 --> 01:12:27.199
then he apparently also did the D.C. thing. So it's
1313
01:12:27.220 --> 01:12:30.779
been told again, a little hot gossip, because he's catching
1314
01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:36.069
a flight immediately to go play golf in Ireland. So
1315
01:12:36.149 --> 01:12:37.569
he didn't want to be all the way up in
1316
01:12:37.609 --> 01:12:37.930
New York.
1317
01:12:39.699 --> 01:12:42.060
And I'll point out that people were like showing pictures
1318
01:12:42.119 --> 01:12:45.180
of Trump sleeping at his 9-11 memorial. I didn't realize.
1319
01:12:45.239 --> 01:12:48.340
I thought he was in New York. Him sleeping and
1320
01:12:48.399 --> 01:12:52.359
then showed Joe Biden, who has stage four cancer, wide awake,
1321
01:12:52.460 --> 01:12:55.420
standing at attention, listening to every speech in New York.
1322
01:12:55.850 --> 01:12:56.050
Right.
1323
01:12:56.399 --> 01:12:59.630
Sleepy Joe managed to stay awake for 9-11.
1324
01:13:01.010 --> 01:13:04.109
Of course. By the way, Joe Biden fell asleep on
1325
01:13:04.149 --> 01:13:06.609
camera once. Trump falls asleep every night.
1326
01:13:07.170 --> 01:13:10.029
Week not every week it was every week a year
1327
01:13:10.069 --> 01:13:12.229
ago they're doing the numbers they say it's like three
1328
01:13:12.289 --> 01:13:14.149
or four times a week now that they see him
1329
01:13:14.189 --> 01:13:15.550
asleep on camera.
1330
01:13:15.250 --> 01:13:17.470
Jesus that means we're not even that means it happens
1331
01:13:17.489 --> 01:13:20.710
so often we're not even getting shown how often it
1332
01:13:21.050 --> 01:13:24.649
happens no that's crazy.
1333
01:13:24.390 --> 01:13:26.909
Look we live in the craziest of times the dumbest
1334
01:13:26.949 --> 01:13:34.069
of times every story we've done Trump's social media site
1335
01:13:34.270 --> 01:13:38.000
selling Nazi artwork should be a story. Did you hear
1336
01:13:38.039 --> 01:13:39.430
this story before I told you about it?
1337
01:13:39.920 --> 01:13:42.119
Not this one, no. Yeah, and you know what we
1338
01:13:42.199 --> 01:13:44.960
didn't talk about and we never really talk about? The
1339
01:13:45.000 --> 01:13:48.380
crazy shit he posts on his website where people are
1340
01:13:48.399 --> 01:13:52.640
buying Nazi art. He went on like, he posts hundreds
1341
01:13:52.680 --> 01:13:56.550
of times a night sometimes. Yep. AI slop, stuff that
1342
01:13:56.569 --> 01:13:59.550
would get any other human thrown out of office because
1343
01:13:59.569 --> 01:14:00.800
some of it's fucked up.
1344
01:14:02.000 --> 01:14:04.460
The guy posted a picture of Barack and Michelle Obama
1345
01:14:04.600 --> 01:14:05.460
as monkeys.
1346
01:14:05.979 --> 01:14:08.579
Oh, yes. And we just booed on. That's true.
1347
01:14:09.010 --> 01:14:14.510
He's all over the fucking Epstein list. He was best friends.
1348
01:14:14.880 --> 01:14:17.699
I cannot stress this enough. He was best friends with
1349
01:14:17.720 --> 01:14:20.119
Jeffrey Epstein. He said nice things about Jeffrey Epstein in
1350
01:14:20.159 --> 01:14:23.140
New Yorker magazine. Great guy. And I'm, he loves women
1351
01:14:23.300 --> 01:14:24.800
as much as me. And some of them are on
1352
01:14:24.819 --> 01:14:26.340
the younger side. That should be enough. He wrote him
1353
01:14:26.359 --> 01:14:29.079
a birthday card in which he said, we keep terrible
1354
01:14:29.140 --> 01:14:32.829
secrets or what the fuck ever. And this should like
1355
01:14:32.909 --> 01:14:36.010
be disqualifying for anyone just to be a human being,
1356
01:14:36.090 --> 01:14:38.949
quite frankly, for a middle-aged men to own a teen
1357
01:14:39.010 --> 01:14:42.010
modeling agency together and That should be a red flag.
1358
01:14:42.350 --> 01:14:44.949
But this dude owned a teen modeling agency with Jeffrey
1359
01:14:44.989 --> 01:14:48.670
Epstein and Jean-Luc Brunel. Jeffrey Epstein and Jean-Luc Brunel both
1360
01:14:48.829 --> 01:14:53.000
died by suicide. You can't see the quotes I'm doing
1361
01:14:53.039 --> 01:14:56.399
because we're... But I assure you I'm doing them in
1362
01:14:56.439 --> 01:14:59.140
their jail cells. He owned a teen modeling agency with
1363
01:14:59.199 --> 01:15:06.180
convicted child predators, and he was re-elected to president. He
1364
01:15:06.199 --> 01:15:07.380
was elected president twice.
1365
01:15:07.399 --> 01:15:08.699
I know.
1366
01:15:09.909 --> 01:15:14.670
And if you argue with a Trump supporter, their go-to
1367
01:15:14.750 --> 01:15:17.369
insult is to call you a pedo.
1368
01:15:18.130 --> 01:15:18.310
Yeah.
1369
01:15:18.729 --> 01:15:21.390
It's not even like they don't. Which, by the way,
1370
01:15:21.630 --> 01:15:26.939
was started by Epstein. It's a total psyop to start
1371
01:15:27.000 --> 01:15:30.859
blaming other people like Tom Hanks and people like that. Oh,
1372
01:15:31.060 --> 01:15:35.800
my God. Like to be pedophiles. The entire QAnon thing
1373
01:15:36.399 --> 01:15:39.430
was the idea of the guy doing the actual pedophiling.
1374
01:15:40.260 --> 01:15:41.939
I don't have the clip because I didn't grab it,
1375
01:15:41.979 --> 01:15:45.039
but I do like trashing this individual. I came across
1376
01:15:45.220 --> 01:15:48.560
Russell Brand talking about the Epstein list. And do you
1377
01:15:48.579 --> 01:15:51.159
know what he said? It was like almost a weird moment.
1378
01:15:51.180 --> 01:15:53.510
I was like, oh, okay. It seems like he's being moment.
1379
01:15:53.529 --> 01:15:56.050
He's like, something is clearly going on where they don't
1380
01:15:56.069 --> 01:15:58.229
want this list to come out. I mean, it's obvious
1381
01:15:58.250 --> 01:16:00.310
that they're trying to keep the list coming out. And
1382
01:16:00.369 --> 01:16:02.489
it just makes you wonder, what the hell does it
1383
01:16:02.569 --> 01:16:04.760
say about Bill Clinton in that list?
1384
01:16:05.439 --> 01:16:06.060
Oh, come on.
1385
01:16:06.420 --> 01:16:11.760
That's your takeaway, Russell. That they're protecting Bill Clinton. Todd Blanch,
1386
01:16:12.319 --> 01:16:17.680
Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, protecting... We talked about it many
1387
01:16:17.720 --> 01:16:24.800
times that Todd Blanch will not participate in the New
1388
01:16:24.840 --> 01:16:29.390
Mexico investigation into the Epstein Ranch. They've asked for the
1389
01:16:29.430 --> 01:16:32.609
federal government's help and they're stonewalling them. In fact, New
1390
01:16:32.649 --> 01:16:36.529
Mexico is suing the Justice Department. Well, guess what else
1391
01:16:36.550 --> 01:16:42.020
we found out this week? European agencies that are trying
1392
01:16:42.050 --> 01:16:45.989
to investigate Epstein have now come out and said, yeah,
1393
01:16:46.010 --> 01:16:49.710
the American federal government is stonewalling us too. They will
1394
01:16:49.750 --> 01:16:51.829
not help us investigate Jeffrey Epstein.
1395
01:16:52.489 --> 01:16:57.569
That's crazy. That's crazy. I really hope these midterms go well, man,
1396
01:16:57.789 --> 01:16:59.949
and we can at least start locking up some people
1397
01:17:00.390 --> 01:17:03.020
in some way or something different can happen or get
1398
01:17:03.060 --> 01:17:05.380
Trump out of office. But then if Trump's out of office,
1399
01:17:05.399 --> 01:17:06.199
then we just have J.D.
1400
01:17:06.239 --> 01:17:06.560
Vance.
1401
01:17:06.800 --> 01:17:08.279
God damn it, I fucking hate J.D.
1402
01:17:08.359 --> 01:17:08.600
Vance.
1403
01:17:09.300 --> 01:17:14.510
Yeah. This was the joke I made the other night
1404
01:17:14.729 --> 01:17:17.630
on a stage was I'm going to teach you guys
1405
01:17:17.670 --> 01:17:21.869
how to finish sentences for the media since the media
1406
01:17:21.930 --> 01:17:24.979
doesn't seem capable of doing it. Here's the headline they're giving.
1407
01:17:25.619 --> 01:17:30.859
Donald Trump offering five thousand dollars to every American so
1408
01:17:30.899 --> 01:17:34.140
that the Republicans can keep the House and the Senate.
1409
01:17:34.810 --> 01:17:37.409
That's the headline. Let me finish that headline for you.
1410
01:17:38.079 --> 01:17:40.520
So the Republicans can keep the House and the Senate
1411
01:17:41.100 --> 01:17:46.279
from investigating Donald Trump and his crimes and from releasing
1412
01:17:46.319 --> 01:17:48.760
the Epstein list. That's what he's paying. He is willing
1413
01:17:48.800 --> 01:17:53.220
to add a trillion dollars to the debt to keep
1414
01:17:53.279 --> 01:17:58.279
it so the Democrats don't have investigative abilities. So that
1415
01:17:58.300 --> 01:18:01.500
they can't open investigations into him, his kids, and so
1416
01:18:01.520 --> 01:18:05.300
that they can't force the fucking Epstein list to come out.
1417
01:18:05.520 --> 01:18:06.819
Or the Epstein files, whatever.
1418
01:18:08.520 --> 01:18:11.659
Yeah, whatever that may entail, because it's all redacted or
1419
01:18:11.680 --> 01:18:12.439
it's all been hidden.
1420
01:18:13.239 --> 01:18:17.550
And to illustrate that even further, I have two clips
1421
01:18:17.560 --> 01:18:20.029
I'm going to play as we head to Epstein Island.
1422
01:18:20.550 --> 01:18:21.149
Toot toot.
1423
01:18:21.689 --> 01:18:26.029
And I will point out that I did a post
1424
01:18:26.069 --> 01:18:29.210
about Epstein somewhere in the last week, and several people
1425
01:18:29.270 --> 01:18:32.130
jumped in and commented, hey, you're supposed to toot toot
1426
01:18:32.189 --> 01:18:34.989
before you talk about Epstein. And I was like, oh,
1427
01:18:35.050 --> 01:18:36.289
it's a fan of the show.
1428
01:18:36.350 --> 01:18:40.779
What do you know? Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, feel free
1429
01:18:40.800 --> 01:18:43.699
to toot toot on your own, Rogelio. I have not
1430
01:18:43.779 --> 01:18:45.609
trademarked the toot toot.
1431
01:18:45.729 --> 01:18:49.350
So let's start with where we started the show with
1432
01:18:49.390 --> 01:18:54.939
was at the. Republican Midterm Convention, which isn't a convention.
1433
01:18:55.779 --> 01:18:59.550
So a journalist by the name of Tara Palmieri brought
1434
01:18:59.670 --> 01:19:05.210
three Epstein victims to the Republican Convention.
1435
01:19:06.310 --> 01:19:06.729
Poor girls.
1436
01:19:07.109 --> 01:19:11.020
They were thrown out. They had all their press credentials.
1437
01:19:11.720 --> 01:19:13.800
They were speaking to, by the way, a guy running
1438
01:19:13.819 --> 01:19:17.350
for Congress from Boston who is a Republican, and he
1439
01:19:17.390 --> 01:19:20.529
seemed like a very nice guy. And he was answering
1440
01:19:20.550 --> 01:19:23.609
their questions honestly, and he wasn't running away from them.
1441
01:19:24.010 --> 01:19:26.529
And while they're talking, because you can't see it, a
1442
01:19:26.569 --> 01:19:30.479
bunch of big-looking goons surrounded them and threw them out.
1443
01:19:31.500 --> 01:19:33.819
And they said, you can't be talking to people. And
1444
01:19:33.899 --> 01:19:37.720
he said... We're the press. That's what we do. We
1445
01:19:37.739 --> 01:19:40.180
have press credentials. And they said, you have to go.
1446
01:19:40.319 --> 01:19:42.859
And they threw them out. Here is the story.
1447
01:19:43.149 --> 01:19:46.050
I was at the Republican Midterm Convention. I had a
1448
01:19:46.390 --> 01:19:49.930
press pass. Three survivors of Jeffrey Epstein, they had guest passes.
1449
01:19:50.050 --> 01:19:54.800
We were there for approximately 35 minutes. To our right
1450
01:19:55.060 --> 01:20:00.029
was a... a gentleman who is running for Congress in
1451
01:20:00.050 --> 01:20:01.109
the Boston area.
1452
01:20:01.390 --> 01:20:02.220
He's a Republican.
1453
01:20:02.399 --> 01:20:05.000
I'm gonna, like, start with kind of a tough question
1454
01:20:05.039 --> 01:20:07.859
right now. I'm with some survivors of Jeffrey Epstein right now.
1455
01:20:08.140 --> 01:20:10.380
There is an Epstein Files transparency bill, number two.
1456
01:20:10.399 --> 01:20:10.779
Yeah.
1457
01:20:11.239 --> 01:20:11.920
It's gonna come out.
1458
01:20:12.020 --> 01:20:12.199
Yeah.
1459
01:20:12.859 --> 01:20:13.640
Will you vote for it?
1460
01:20:13.640 --> 01:20:14.779
Yeah, bring it out.
1461
01:20:14.800 --> 01:20:15.100
Why not?
1462
01:20:15.380 --> 01:20:16.979
And will you vote for hearings?
1463
01:20:17.279 --> 01:20:18.800
More hearings? I'd like to be in the hearings and
1464
01:20:18.840 --> 01:20:20.060
ask the follow-up question.
1465
01:20:20.180 --> 01:20:24.470
Does it matter who the men are that are complicit?
1466
01:20:24.510 --> 01:20:24.659
Like.
1467
01:20:25.310 --> 01:20:29.010
Democrat, Republican, you just want to see whoever has perpetrated
1468
01:20:29.069 --> 01:20:30.750
these crimes to be held accountable.
1469
01:20:31.130 --> 01:20:34.529
No, I don't care who they are. Unlawful touching is
1470
01:20:34.590 --> 01:20:35.470
unlawful touching.
1471
01:20:35.729 --> 01:20:39.170
As soon as we were done, some very burly-looking security guards,
1472
01:20:39.229 --> 01:20:41.409
at least three of them, were around me. And they
1473
01:20:41.430 --> 01:20:43.130
were telling me that I had to leave the premises.
1474
01:20:43.649 --> 01:20:47.789
So I walked away with the survivors of Jeffrey Epstein.
1475
01:20:48.310 --> 01:20:50.829
It was not a great situation. They wouldn't tell me
1476
01:20:50.930 --> 01:20:54.989
why I was being removed. They just said your press
1477
01:20:55.020 --> 01:20:58.500
credentials can be revoked for any reason. It's not harassing
1478
01:20:58.539 --> 01:21:00.340
this man. Thank you so much for your time. I
1479
01:21:00.380 --> 01:21:00.939
really appreciate it.
1480
01:21:01.119 --> 01:21:01.340
Do you?
1481
01:21:01.520 --> 01:21:02.060
Yeah, I do.
1482
01:21:02.220 --> 01:21:03.880
Ladies, you can take care, huh?
1483
01:21:03.939 --> 01:21:04.819
Okay, thanks so much.
1484
01:21:04.859 --> 01:21:05.539
Yeah, reach out to me.
1485
01:21:05.539 --> 01:21:07.100
I'll give you a card.
1486
01:21:07.380 --> 01:21:09.500
I don't have any skin in the game, but that's
1487
01:21:09.539 --> 01:21:12.060
what it is. This isn't even where media sits, though, right?
1488
01:21:12.180 --> 01:21:13.199
We're allowed to talk to guests.
1489
01:21:13.399 --> 01:21:13.720
Okay.
1490
01:21:14.180 --> 01:21:15.779
So, yeah, we're allowed to talk to people. That's why
1491
01:21:15.819 --> 01:21:16.039
we're here.
1492
01:21:16.060 --> 01:21:18.079
We're media. That's why you're here. I'm asking a super-super question.
1493
01:21:18.100 --> 01:21:19.920
We don't have signs. Look, we have clear bags.
1494
01:21:19.939 --> 01:21:20.399
No signs.
1495
01:21:20.850 --> 01:21:26.140
I'm... Okay, I wanted to play the whole thing so
1496
01:21:26.180 --> 01:21:28.939
that you could hear that they weren't being disrespectful.
1497
01:21:31.100 --> 01:21:33.859
Kudos to that old Bostonian man.
1498
01:21:34.020 --> 01:21:34.760
He had a cod.
1499
01:21:35.460 --> 01:21:36.920
He had a cod, and you know what? He seemed
1500
01:21:36.939 --> 01:21:37.560
like a good guy.
1501
01:21:37.880 --> 01:21:40.079
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not like they were
1502
01:21:40.180 --> 01:21:42.920
arguing or getting in people's faces. They were talking to
1503
01:21:42.939 --> 01:21:45.520
a guy very respectfully. It was the first person they interviewed,
1504
01:21:45.590 --> 01:21:47.909
a guy who's running for Congress from Boston. He had
1505
01:21:47.930 --> 01:21:50.289
a cod that he was going to give them. He
1506
01:21:50.729 --> 01:21:52.329
was happy to talk to them. They were happy to
1507
01:21:52.350 --> 01:21:55.479
talk to him. But it was Epstein's survivors, and they
1508
01:21:55.640 --> 01:21:57.100
threw them out.
1509
01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:02.720
Yeah. By the way, just asking the simple question of
1510
01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:07.439
someone who's running for office or involved in politics, will
1511
01:22:07.479 --> 01:22:09.579
you vote for a second bill? Will you vote for
1512
01:22:09.600 --> 01:22:12.359
a bill? Will you hold people accountable for their actions?
1513
01:22:13.199 --> 01:22:16.220
And the guy agreed. He would. Yeah.
1514
01:22:16.260 --> 01:22:20.659
Except Mike Johnson, once again, ended... The session two weeks
1515
01:22:20.760 --> 01:22:25.390
early because Thomas Massey brought up the Epstein survivors bill too.
1516
01:22:25.989 --> 01:22:30.250
And Thomas and Mike Johnson, when asked about it, Thomas
1517
01:22:30.289 --> 01:22:32.029
Massey said, I'm going to bring up this Epstein bill.
1518
01:22:32.600 --> 01:22:34.239
And I can tell you right now, Mike Johnson's just
1519
01:22:34.260 --> 01:22:36.270
going to pull the plug and end Congress too. The
1520
01:22:36.310 --> 01:22:38.439
second I do, say, everybody go home. Because that's what
1521
01:22:38.449 --> 01:22:40.899
he did last time. Mike Johnson said, you know, that
1522
01:22:40.960 --> 01:22:44.319
is not going to happen exactly. Twelve hours later, Mike
1523
01:22:44.359 --> 01:22:46.539
Johnson was like, Thomas Massey was like, I want to
1524
01:22:46.560 --> 01:22:48.619
bring this bill to the floor. And Mike Johnson was like,
1525
01:22:48.680 --> 01:22:51.060
everyone go home. Congress adjourned.
1526
01:22:51.979 --> 01:22:54.460
Of course. And again, held off. I can remember the
1527
01:22:54.500 --> 01:22:57.319
woman's name. Held off confirming her for almost six weeks.
1528
01:22:57.859 --> 01:22:58.460
Grohalda.
1529
01:22:59.260 --> 01:22:59.760
Yeah.
1530
01:22:59.840 --> 01:23:00.039
I mean.
1531
01:23:01.100 --> 01:23:02.319
Because she would have been the final vote.
1532
01:23:03.939 --> 01:23:06.909
And also like every fucking security guard at that place.
1533
01:23:06.970 --> 01:23:10.130
I've worked security before. You don't have to always do
1534
01:23:10.189 --> 01:23:11.770
what the people tell you to do, especially if it's
1535
01:23:11.810 --> 01:23:13.550
kind of fucked up or you can just not get
1536
01:23:13.590 --> 01:23:17.229
involved in it. You guys are protecting pedophiles. Everyone in
1537
01:23:17.260 --> 01:23:20.880
the Republican Party is currently protecting pedophiles. It's fucking disgusting.
1538
01:23:21.369 --> 01:23:24.670
And look, here's the bottom line that I can't fucking handle.
1539
01:23:24.750 --> 01:23:26.670
When you argue, and you never know, am I dealing
1540
01:23:26.689 --> 01:23:28.649
with a bot? Is this a Russian agent or is
1541
01:23:28.670 --> 01:23:30.789
this an actual human being who's so stupid?
1542
01:23:30.930 --> 01:23:31.350
I don't know.
1543
01:23:31.489 --> 01:23:33.750
But they say the same thing. If Trump was in
1544
01:23:33.789 --> 01:23:37.220
the Epstein files, Biden would have released it. Great. So
1545
01:23:37.239 --> 01:23:40.039
you're saying the Epstein files definitely exonerate him. Let's release
1546
01:23:40.079 --> 01:23:40.520
the files.
1547
01:23:41.960 --> 01:23:42.180
Right.
1548
01:23:42.279 --> 01:23:44.880
We just agreed that if Trump was in there, so
1549
01:23:44.920 --> 01:23:47.060
it should be no problem. Why aren't they releasing them?
1550
01:23:47.739 --> 01:23:50.960
And then there's a new talking point that's coming up, which...
1551
01:23:51.329 --> 01:23:52.949
I don't know where this one came from, where you're like,
1552
01:23:53.010 --> 01:23:55.680
release the Epstein files. I want them unredacted. Oh, you
1553
01:23:55.689 --> 01:23:58.880
just want to look at pictures of little kids. You
1554
01:23:59.020 --> 01:23:59.920
sick fuck.
1555
01:24:00.020 --> 01:24:00.859
Come on.
1556
01:24:01.939 --> 01:24:07.039
Anyway, here's the family of Virginia Gufray talking about their
1557
01:24:07.060 --> 01:24:08.119
meeting with Todd Blanche.
1558
01:24:08.960 --> 01:24:12.000
We sat next to Todd Blanche every single while. In
1559
01:24:12.020 --> 01:24:14.479
that meeting, I had asked him, I said, Mr. Blanche,
1560
01:24:14.979 --> 01:24:17.279
what is it going to take to open up an investigation?
1561
01:24:18.010 --> 01:24:20.369
He said, I need first to testify.
1562
01:24:21.119 --> 01:24:23.750
Then I need evidence. And then I need collaboration. I said,
1563
01:24:23.770 --> 01:24:24.750
can I give you an example?
1564
01:24:24.829 --> 01:24:28.770
I said, Virginia, she named Prince Andrew. She gave testimony
1565
01:24:28.789 --> 01:24:30.770
that when she was 17 years old.
1566
01:24:30.789 --> 01:24:31.319
He raped her.
1567
01:24:32.289 --> 01:24:36.579
And then she provided a photo of herself around his arm.
1568
01:24:37.760 --> 01:24:40.060
And then in the files, these files that you guys
1569
01:24:40.119 --> 01:24:40.960
are walking.
1570
01:24:40.720 --> 01:24:43.619
Through, if you read through them, in there, in Ghislaine
1571
01:24:43.680 --> 01:24:47.689
Maxwell's own words, she confirms the photo is real. That
1572
01:24:47.710 --> 01:24:51.449
Virginia met the prince at her flat. Is that not
1573
01:24:51.529 --> 01:24:55.359
an investigative lead? He said, I can't take it because
1574
01:24:55.399 --> 01:24:59.250
Virginia's not here. And then he said the prince will
1575
01:24:59.270 --> 01:25:01.050
not cooperate with you. He said I don't care if.
1576
01:25:01.029 --> 01:25:02.420
The prince is going to cooperate with you.
1577
01:25:02.409 --> 01:25:05.600
Since fucking when can you not open an investigation because
1578
01:25:05.659 --> 01:25:09.819
the person you're investigating won't cooperate with you? Do they
1579
01:25:10.000 --> 01:25:12.560
ever cooperate? No. Is that a thing?
1580
01:25:12.579 --> 01:25:14.899
You're like, hey, we're going.
1581
01:25:14.739 --> 01:25:18.359
To investigate you for this crime. Well, here's all the evidence.
1582
01:25:18.890 --> 01:25:21.850
Do with it what you will. Nobody cooperates.
1583
01:25:22.550 --> 01:25:25.510
I know. I did a murder. And then I didn't
1584
01:25:25.609 --> 01:25:27.909
say anything, so they couldn't arrest me.
1585
01:25:28.029 --> 01:25:28.960
I wouldn't cop to it.
1586
01:25:29.109 --> 01:25:32.340
Let me just finish this.
1587
01:25:35.380 --> 01:25:38.920
Okay, what about all the other victims who are still alive? Oh,
1588
01:25:38.939 --> 01:25:42.399
let's say you can't do it because Virginia Gouffre is dead. Bullshit,
1589
01:25:42.520 --> 01:25:46.520
for one. Yeah. Because last time I checked, when there's
1590
01:25:46.560 --> 01:25:51.380
a murder... investigation, one of the main witnesses is dead.
1591
01:25:51.500 --> 01:25:53.470
They were murdered. And they can still have.
1592
01:25:53.489 --> 01:25:54.850
I don't understand.
1593
01:25:55.130 --> 01:25:58.770
And secondly, there's plenty of living survivors who cannot come
1594
01:25:58.850 --> 01:26:01.770
out and talk about it because these powerful men will
1595
01:26:01.829 --> 01:26:05.590
destroy them without the evidence in the files to back
1596
01:26:05.649 --> 01:26:06.489
up what they're saying.
1597
01:26:07.489 --> 01:26:10.640
You have living survivors. I know, and there's even a
1598
01:26:10.659 --> 01:26:13.800
large group that is taking that risk constantly and getting
1599
01:26:13.840 --> 01:26:16.380
the door slammed in their face and getting a grumpy
1600
01:26:16.460 --> 01:26:20.300
Todd Blanched. When they talk to him, a dismissive, grumpy
1601
01:26:20.319 --> 01:26:22.640
Todd Blanche is what they said a few weeks ago.
1602
01:26:22.779 --> 01:26:22.960
Yeah.
1603
01:26:23.000 --> 01:26:25.760
When they try to get him to open up any
1604
01:26:25.800 --> 01:26:29.210
more investigations. And that's just the people willing to do
1605
01:26:29.270 --> 01:26:32.529
it right now. Who knows how many more people there
1606
01:26:32.649 --> 01:26:35.090
are who have never said anything because they don't think
1607
01:26:35.130 --> 01:26:37.630
anything good would come from it. And they would just
1608
01:26:37.689 --> 01:26:43.270
be waiting like with a good example in stand-up. Oh,
1609
01:26:43.289 --> 01:26:46.029
my God. Bill Cosby. Like again, it was a, it
1610
01:26:46.050 --> 01:26:48.729
was a handful of women that finally said something. And
1611
01:26:48.770 --> 01:26:53.189
then what did it get up to? 50, 70, something
1612
01:26:53.229 --> 01:26:55.729
like that. Women finally were like, Oh yeah, I didn't
1613
01:26:55.750 --> 01:26:58.250
want to say anything because he's quite powerful. And that's
1614
01:26:58.289 --> 01:27:01.430
what would happen. Cause you know, there's a so many
1615
01:27:01.510 --> 01:27:05.199
living victims out there that know so much, but there's
1616
01:27:05.300 --> 01:27:09.560
no way they can risk it until they know something's
1617
01:27:09.579 --> 01:27:10.079
going to happen.
1618
01:27:11.479 --> 01:27:17.590
And one more thing about Todd Blanche, um, He moved
1619
01:27:17.770 --> 01:27:21.279
Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum security camp where she gets
1620
01:27:21.359 --> 01:27:24.079
yoga classes, a puppy, and gets to leave.
1621
01:27:25.039 --> 01:27:25.439
Why?
1622
01:27:26.199 --> 01:27:29.079
Explain that, Trump supporters. If there's nothing to see here,
1623
01:27:29.220 --> 01:27:32.630
why is he moving Ghislaine Maxwell? And sometimes they'll say, like,
1624
01:27:32.649 --> 01:27:36.090
they've already had the trial. Maxwell was arrested. Like, it's over.
1625
01:27:36.189 --> 01:27:39.390
And you're like, then why is she... in a, she,
1626
01:27:39.510 --> 01:27:42.949
she was in on this huge sex ring that raped
1627
01:27:43.109 --> 01:27:45.779
many young girls. Why is she sitting in a, a,
1628
01:27:46.170 --> 01:27:48.729
a camp with a yoga and a puppy? They can't
1629
01:27:48.869 --> 01:27:50.810
answer any of these fucking questions.
1630
01:27:50.899 --> 01:27:51.649
And it makes me.
1631
01:27:51.729 --> 01:27:55.140
Sick that they will risk their reputation. They will lay
1632
01:27:55.159 --> 01:27:57.439
it on the line to protect fucking pedophiles. Cause they're
1633
01:27:57.460 --> 01:27:58.500
in a fucking cult.
1634
01:27:59.100 --> 01:28:01.819
Yeah. And you, I mean, you, the, the video you
1635
01:28:01.859 --> 01:28:03.779
just showed where they, they show that picture of Prince
1636
01:28:03.840 --> 01:28:07.810
Andrew and Virginia Frey, who's standing in the background, smiling, uh,
1637
01:28:08.689 --> 01:28:13.510
Ghislaine Maxwell is visible in that picture, smiling, having a
1638
01:28:13.550 --> 01:28:17.029
good old time. And she's now, like you said, doing
1639
01:28:17.069 --> 01:28:21.560
yoga and petting puppies because she's definitely got some shit
1640
01:28:21.760 --> 01:28:23.000
that's keeping her alive.
1641
01:28:25.279 --> 01:28:28.199
Okay, final story on the Epstein files. Let's go to
1642
01:28:28.399 --> 01:28:35.479
another horrible human being, Kash Patel. Kash Patel used his
1643
01:28:35.579 --> 01:28:38.510
power as the director of the FBI to tell FBI
1644
01:28:38.569 --> 01:28:43.210
agents to reply to to every Epstein message on social media.
1645
01:28:43.270 --> 01:28:45.989
Kash Patel asked FBI communications staff to respond to a
1646
01:28:46.100 --> 01:28:49.609
social media account that mocked him online, according to Newly's
1647
01:28:49.640 --> 01:28:53.380
government records. But a senior bureau official rejected the idea,
1648
01:28:53.439 --> 01:28:56.119
warning that doing so would make you look bad.
1649
01:28:57.850 --> 01:28:59.189
The exchange appears.
1650
01:28:58.909 --> 01:29:03.250
In a February 5 text conversation between Patel and Ben Williamson,
1651
01:29:03.289 --> 01:29:06.649
the FBI's assistant director for public affairs, contained in the
1652
01:29:06.680 --> 01:29:09.340
latest tranche of records released by the government as part
1653
01:29:09.359 --> 01:29:12.939
of its review of materials related to Epstein. Messaging shows
1654
01:29:13.359 --> 01:29:16.979
Patel pressing FBI staff to engage with a social media
1655
01:29:17.020 --> 01:29:20.310
post that ridiculed him and encouraging them to respond with
1656
01:29:20.369 --> 01:29:27.310
information about the Bureau's accomplishments. He's He wants FBI agents
1657
01:29:27.369 --> 01:29:29.029
to defend him.
1658
01:29:29.850 --> 01:29:32.939
That's so weird, man. Also, what an egregious abuse of power.
1659
01:29:32.949 --> 01:29:37.760
I mean, we already know Gaj Patel is wasting taxpayers' money,
1660
01:29:37.920 --> 01:29:41.100
using the private jets to fly himself wherever he wants,
1661
01:29:41.720 --> 01:29:46.640
living a rock star life like all these idiots actually
1662
01:29:46.699 --> 01:29:49.500
want to live, but they have no abilities or talent
1663
01:29:49.560 --> 01:29:52.510
or charm. And instead he's in charge of the FBI.
1664
01:29:52.739 --> 01:29:52.899
Yeah.
1665
01:29:53.539 --> 01:29:57.779
Charge the FBI, which is not charging Leon Black, who, again,
1666
01:29:58.460 --> 01:30:00.699
paid Epstein one hundred and fifty eight million dollars for
1667
01:30:00.760 --> 01:30:03.939
financial services that he can't quite explain what he was
1668
01:30:03.979 --> 01:30:07.439
giving him all the money for. And we still don't know.
1669
01:30:07.460 --> 01:30:11.029
In addition to every other it's just and here's my
1670
01:30:11.430 --> 01:30:15.670
one thing I'll say about. My anger at these and
1671
01:30:15.689 --> 01:30:18.390
I'll say it again, and this is the world we
1672
01:30:18.409 --> 01:30:21.750
live in. Morons who support Donald Trump at this point.
1673
01:30:22.170 --> 01:30:22.329
Yeah.
1674
01:30:22.630 --> 01:30:24.630
At this fucking point, yeah, Jesus.
1675
01:30:24.710 --> 01:30:29.409
Call me uncivil, I don't care. They're uncivil. The one
1676
01:30:29.449 --> 01:30:32.039
thing I keep thinking is that Donald Trump has surrounded
1677
01:30:32.079 --> 01:30:39.140
himself with the slimiest, most disgusting, vile people imaginable. And
1678
01:30:39.300 --> 01:30:43.010
they have no loyalty. And when Donald Trump finally dies,
1679
01:30:43.489 --> 01:30:45.750
they're all going to spill all the beans.
1680
01:30:46.470 --> 01:30:46.630
Oh, yeah.
1681
01:30:46.649 --> 01:30:48.529
And they're going to tell us what a total piece
1682
01:30:48.590 --> 01:30:50.090
of shit he was all along.
1683
01:30:51.720 --> 01:30:54.140
I know. And we also can't let these motherfuckers get
1684
01:30:54.159 --> 01:30:56.899
away with– I don't think we should let anyone in
1685
01:30:56.939 --> 01:30:59.390
the Republican Party ever get away with this.
1686
01:31:00.029 --> 01:31:00.189
No.
1687
01:31:00.789 --> 01:31:05.670
Ever. Ever. And again, if you're some kind of centrist
1688
01:31:05.689 --> 01:31:08.310
that would somehow flop to the right wing and vote
1689
01:31:08.329 --> 01:31:13.600
for some more left-leaning Republican, it better be someone brand
1690
01:31:13.619 --> 01:31:16.859
spanking fucking new who came out of nowhere because there
1691
01:31:16.920 --> 01:31:19.220
is not a chance– all of these motherfuckers are complicit
1692
01:31:19.260 --> 01:31:23.239
right now. Every single one of them. All of them.
1693
01:31:23.680 --> 01:31:26.859
On the state level. On the fucking federal level. It
1694
01:31:26.880 --> 01:31:27.500
doesn't matter.
1695
01:31:27.520 --> 01:31:30.340
On the individual level. Just sitting in their home defending Trump.
1696
01:31:30.439 --> 01:31:34.420
They're complicit. And saying, we don't need to release the
1697
01:31:34.500 --> 01:31:37.279
Epstein files. Because Trump's clearly not in there. What the
1698
01:31:37.319 --> 01:31:39.699
fuck are you talking about? Yeah, but other people are.
1699
01:31:39.859 --> 01:31:41.270
You're making an argument. But other people are.
1700
01:31:41.390 --> 01:31:41.670
I know.
1701
01:31:41.970 --> 01:31:45.109
You're making an argument to not investigate horrible crimes.
1702
01:31:45.229 --> 01:31:45.609
Why?
1703
01:31:45.750 --> 01:31:46.010
Why?
1704
01:31:46.750 --> 01:31:48.750
We don't need. Oh, if there was anything in there,
1705
01:31:48.829 --> 01:31:49.430
it's fine.
1706
01:31:49.489 --> 01:31:49.630
Like.
1707
01:31:50.939 --> 01:31:53.899
Again, at the end of the day, we're going to
1708
01:31:53.960 --> 01:31:56.279
find out the truth, and you're all going to look
1709
01:31:56.399 --> 01:31:57.439
so fucking bad.
1710
01:31:57.460 --> 01:31:58.720
I know.
1711
01:31:58.760 --> 01:32:02.020
Grandkids will spit on the ground every time your name
1712
01:32:02.159 --> 01:32:02.770
is mentioned.
1713
01:32:02.779 --> 01:32:03.779
Yeah.
1714
01:32:04.310 --> 01:32:07.390
You've destroyed your reputation. You've destroyed your life. You destroyed
1715
01:32:07.489 --> 01:32:10.270
for what? In the end, we will find out that
1716
01:32:10.310 --> 01:32:13.029
you were defending the worst people in the world, which
1717
01:32:13.109 --> 01:32:16.369
kind of makes you adjacent to the worst people in
1718
01:32:16.409 --> 01:32:17.649
the world that you couldn't, like.
1719
01:32:17.670 --> 01:32:17.720
I.
1720
01:32:20.350 --> 01:32:24.529
Honestly, I just get off that fucking team and all
1721
01:32:24.550 --> 01:32:29.170
my love. All is forgiven. Like we said last week. Like,
1722
01:32:29.289 --> 01:32:31.010
just get off that fucking team.
1723
01:32:31.409 --> 01:32:33.170
You could be on our side, but you're going to
1724
01:32:33.189 --> 01:32:34.449
stand in the back a little bit.
1725
01:32:34.470 --> 01:32:36.529
You're not going to be a leader of the movement,
1726
01:32:36.609 --> 01:32:40.149
but the people who were right all along get precedent.
1727
01:32:40.189 --> 01:32:42.720
But you're allowed on the team. Like, we'll have you.
1728
01:32:43.350 --> 01:32:47.569
And we'll let you say stuff like at a town
1729
01:32:47.649 --> 01:32:51.090
hall in Indiana. When you walk up and you say
1730
01:32:51.149 --> 01:32:53.149
weird shit for 30 seconds and then you go sit
1731
01:32:53.189 --> 01:32:55.149
down and we all go, thank you for your time.
1732
01:32:55.350 --> 01:32:56.069
Yes, yes.
1733
01:32:56.100 --> 01:32:57.880
Well, you can do that. That's fair.
1734
01:32:58.079 --> 01:33:01.079
I voted for Donald Trump three times and it took
1735
01:33:01.420 --> 01:33:03.539
his last thing for me to see what a piece
1736
01:33:03.579 --> 01:33:06.579
of shit he is. Great. Great, perfect. Let's have some
1737
01:33:06.619 --> 01:33:08.439
refrigerated coffee and donuts.
1738
01:33:08.479 --> 01:33:13.359
Okay. Have some Mormon champagne.
1739
01:33:14.479 --> 01:33:17.149
Oh, my goodness. You know, I do. I fantasize about
1740
01:33:17.170 --> 01:33:21.149
this imaginary candidate in 2028. That was another thing I
1741
01:33:21.170 --> 01:33:24.729
was thinking is I will not be closing the ICE
1742
01:33:24.770 --> 01:33:28.340
detention camps because we are going to be locking up
1743
01:33:28.399 --> 01:33:31.699
every ICE agent and putting them in the ICE detention.
1744
01:33:31.779 --> 01:33:34.659
They are literally going to be ICE detention camps for
1745
01:33:34.680 --> 01:33:34.899
ICE agents.
1746
01:33:36.159 --> 01:33:36.279
Yeah.
1747
01:33:36.359 --> 01:33:38.050
I was like, oh, my God, you got my vote.
1748
01:33:38.199 --> 01:33:42.170
Imaginary person. I'm like getting excited, teary-eyed, like, you had
1749
01:33:42.189 --> 01:33:44.449
me and we're going to lock up the ICE agents.
1750
01:33:45.989 --> 01:33:47.979
Man, I tell you, I was having a power fantasy
1751
01:33:48.000 --> 01:33:50.899
earlier today, too, if I was king of America out
1752
01:33:50.960 --> 01:33:53.840
of nowhere. And, of course, with everything, all the legislations
1753
01:33:53.899 --> 01:33:57.770
that's been passed, ICE is essentially just Donald Trump's. personal army.
1754
01:33:58.310 --> 01:34:01.239
So if you become president, they are now your also
1755
01:34:01.340 --> 01:34:03.619
personal army. And I'm like, well, what better thing to
1756
01:34:03.680 --> 01:34:07.460
do than tell ICE to go arrest every Republican who's
1757
01:34:07.479 --> 01:34:10.020
been complicit in all of this. And then they gotta
1758
01:34:10.060 --> 01:34:12.640
do it. Because that's their job.
1759
01:34:13.239 --> 01:34:15.220
And then when you're done, we put you all in
1760
01:34:15.260 --> 01:34:17.460
a stadium and you fight to the death. Last man
1761
01:34:17.479 --> 01:34:19.100
standing gets a pardon.
1762
01:34:19.600 --> 01:34:23.970
Yeah, exactly. I'm a running man. I'm full running man. Yeah.
1763
01:34:25.430 --> 01:34:28.909
I mean, wasn't it the Republicans who actually pitched and
1764
01:34:28.989 --> 01:34:32.899
tried to get made a show where people did physical
1765
01:34:32.960 --> 01:34:35.100
sports to compete for their citizenship?
1766
01:34:35.380 --> 01:34:35.560
Yeah.
1767
01:34:36.020 --> 01:34:38.739
That's a real thing they wanted. Yeah. So let's just
1768
01:34:38.800 --> 01:34:39.840
do it. But with them.
1769
01:34:41.399 --> 01:34:47.279
Yeah. There you have it, man. Another crazy week.
1770
01:34:48.239 --> 01:34:50.859
Yeah. This one was extra dumb. This one felt like
1771
01:34:50.899 --> 01:34:53.520
I know there's a lot of dumb weeks, but this
1772
01:34:53.560 --> 01:34:58.149
week there was less. In my opinion, shocking things and
1773
01:34:58.210 --> 01:35:01.569
more just God damn, it gets dumber and dumber and
1774
01:35:01.649 --> 01:35:03.050
dumber and dumber.
1775
01:35:03.829 --> 01:35:07.140
Yeah, it was, you know, it was one of the
1776
01:35:07.180 --> 01:35:12.159
top weeks for me getting nonstop DMs and messages of
1777
01:35:12.220 --> 01:35:15.060
people telling me what a stupid piece of shit.
1778
01:35:14.899 --> 01:35:15.550
Liberal I am.
1779
01:35:16.020 --> 01:35:17.930
I don't even, you don't even know what the definition
1780
01:35:17.949 --> 01:35:20.050
of a man is or a woman is and you
1781
01:35:20.069 --> 01:35:23.229
fucking liberal. And they, they called me like, it's so funny.
1782
01:35:23.270 --> 01:35:25.409
Like we feel like we've evolved as a country or
1783
01:35:25.470 --> 01:35:27.369
as a society or as a culture when it comes
1784
01:35:27.409 --> 01:35:31.479
to like acceptance of gay people. Holy shit. Every Trump
1785
01:35:31.500 --> 01:35:33.699
supporter that comes after me, it's your boyfriend.
1786
01:35:33.760 --> 01:35:34.000
No.
1787
01:35:34.140 --> 01:35:34.640
Oh my God.
1788
01:35:34.680 --> 01:35:37.939
Go back to your boyfriend, boyfriend, boy. Like, These are
1789
01:35:37.970 --> 01:35:40.689
the worst fucking people in the country. Or they could
1790
01:35:40.710 --> 01:35:43.289
be bots. I'm not convinced that these are all real people.
1791
01:35:43.350 --> 01:35:45.409
I'm sure I have argued with a few bots in
1792
01:35:45.449 --> 01:35:48.250
my day. And I don't mind doing it because I
1793
01:35:48.329 --> 01:35:50.140
see the likes I get for the comments. I will
1794
01:35:50.189 --> 01:35:55.100
burn a bot. I will have an epic derogatory roast.
1795
01:35:55.720 --> 01:35:57.720
Unlike Grok. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I get a
1796
01:35:57.739 --> 01:35:59.460
lot of likes and I make good points. Like if
1797
01:35:59.479 --> 01:36:02.069
they say something stupid, I counter it with something intelligent.
1798
01:36:02.109 --> 01:36:04.550
The people that read it and sometimes somebody will say, hey,
1799
01:36:04.569 --> 01:36:06.390
you're arguing with a bot. I'm like, I don't mind
1800
01:36:06.529 --> 01:36:09.130
if I'm getting a good message out. If I'm showing
1801
01:36:09.210 --> 01:36:11.430
someone how to counter that point. So when they're at
1802
01:36:11.470 --> 01:36:14.140
a party and their stupid uncle says it, they know
1803
01:36:14.199 --> 01:36:16.279
how to respond. Then I've done a good thing and
1804
01:36:16.300 --> 01:36:17.319
I don't mind that it's a bot.
1805
01:36:18.619 --> 01:36:18.779
Yeah.
1806
01:36:19.060 --> 01:36:22.640
You know what? As far as a little losing faith
1807
01:36:22.699 --> 01:36:26.600
in humanity or as far as thinking we're further along
1808
01:36:26.619 --> 01:36:29.539
than we actually are collectively as a species or more progressive.
1809
01:36:30.020 --> 01:36:33.979
Like the fat thing for me, people just, I've noticed
1810
01:36:34.020 --> 01:36:36.779
in the last, as Gen Z is getting older, and
1811
01:36:36.840 --> 01:36:39.180
I mean the younger Gen Z, like Gen Z teenagers
1812
01:36:39.220 --> 01:36:42.189
and the 20-year-olds that are all into working out or whatever,
1813
01:36:42.619 --> 01:36:48.090
like calling someone fat derogatorily has increased exponentially, I have
1814
01:36:48.170 --> 01:36:50.350
found online. I will even go, you know, I love
1815
01:36:50.390 --> 01:36:53.829
Stavros Halkias, great comedian. Yeah. Just dropped his special.
1816
01:36:54.250 --> 01:36:56.449
I'm going to watch it probably tonight.
1817
01:36:57.130 --> 01:36:59.010
He could be talking about anything, and it'll just be
1818
01:36:59.069 --> 01:37:01.529
filled with comments of, that guy's fat. And I'm like,
1819
01:37:01.569 --> 01:37:05.560
are these fat-phobic bots? Or even for me. I mean,
1820
01:37:05.600 --> 01:37:07.220
I get a lot of fucking fat attacks and shit
1821
01:37:07.239 --> 01:37:10.260
like that online. And I just thought, you know what, man?
1822
01:37:10.520 --> 01:37:14.819
What a base-level idiot thing to even comment on. But
1823
01:37:14.840 --> 01:37:17.260
at the same time, I do remind myself, that's all
1824
01:37:17.279 --> 01:37:20.060
they got on me. You know? Fuck you. That's all
1825
01:37:20.079 --> 01:37:24.510
you got on me. Yeah. I can lose weight. You'll
1826
01:37:24.529 --> 01:37:27.210
still be mentally stupid.
1827
01:37:28.890 --> 01:37:32.489
That said, I did make a fake book cover this
1828
01:37:32.550 --> 01:37:35.029
week and posted it. And by the way, thank you
1829
01:37:35.069 --> 01:37:37.300
to everyone that thought I actually wrote this book. I
1830
01:37:37.340 --> 01:37:42.279
did not, but this was just an AI mock-up. All
1831
01:37:42.300 --> 01:37:43.960
I came up with was the title, which I thought
1832
01:37:43.979 --> 01:37:45.340
was pretty funny, and I'm going to show it to
1833
01:37:45.399 --> 01:37:48.760
you now, Mr. Travis Clyburn.
1834
01:37:48.779 --> 01:37:55.340
Oh, that's fantastic. american conservatives from jim crow to jim
1835
01:37:55.359 --> 01:38:02.020
bro that is actually that is genius that is fantastic
1836
01:38:02.060 --> 01:38:04.260
is that a real guy by the way that mega
1837
01:38:04.279 --> 01:38:05.859
hat wearing influence i have.
1838
01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:07.699
No idea i have no idea if that's a real
1839
01:38:07.739 --> 01:38:10.359
person or not but uh there you have it um
1840
01:38:10.460 --> 01:38:12.720
i'll post the uh i will post that in the
1841
01:38:12.760 --> 01:38:16.199
patreon as well um yeah and i felt slightly bad
1842
01:38:16.239 --> 01:38:18.159
because i had it mocked up so it looked like
1843
01:38:18.199 --> 01:38:20.220
a book and A lot of people jumped in and
1844
01:38:20.239 --> 01:38:21.640
were like, oh my God, you wrote a book.
1845
01:38:21.680 --> 01:38:23.500
Congratulations. I can't wait to read it.
1846
01:38:23.500 --> 01:38:27.329
I'm like, uh no i did the breaking term no
1847
01:38:27.350 --> 01:38:30.220
no no no i wrote a tweet and i made
1848
01:38:30.319 --> 01:38:34.720
it like a book i put the minimum amount i
1849
01:38:34.720 --> 01:38:36.159
was just walking down the street and i heard i
1850
01:38:36.479 --> 01:38:38.840
was listening to a podcast and somebody mentioned jim crow
1851
01:38:38.899 --> 01:38:41.500
and i i thought they said jim bro and i
1852
01:38:41.539 --> 01:38:43.899
was like oh wait there's something there.
1853
01:38:44.479 --> 01:38:46.920
If you ever wanted to co-write a book together, I
1854
01:38:46.939 --> 01:38:49.100
feel like me and you could have many opinions that
1855
01:38:49.619 --> 01:38:55.140
fit very nicely into from Jim Crow to Jim Bro. Yeah. Oh, goodness.
1856
01:38:56.220 --> 01:38:58.699
With that, where can people find you? Travis Clyburn.
1857
01:38:59.159 --> 01:39:02.939
You can find me at Clyburn Comedy on all platforms.
1858
01:39:03.020 --> 01:39:05.609
Come check me out. Say hi. Let me know if
1859
01:39:05.630 --> 01:39:11.130
you've got any questions. Stuff like that. Oh, and register
1860
01:39:11.149 --> 01:39:14.699
to vote, by the way. End of late Registering to
1861
01:39:14.720 --> 01:39:16.840
vote is coming up soon. Yeah.
1862
01:39:17.180 --> 01:39:20.890
And quite frankly, if you can, do it in person.
1863
01:39:21.100 --> 01:39:23.609
Sorry that we have to do this this year, but
1864
01:39:24.529 --> 01:39:27.430
don't do it by mail. It's too sketchy.
1865
01:39:28.189 --> 01:39:28.390
I know.
1866
01:39:28.550 --> 01:39:31.369
I don't trust that it will get counted. So please,
1867
01:39:31.489 --> 01:39:34.859
if you are physically able, just do it. And also,
1868
01:39:36.079 --> 01:39:39.119
most states, no matter what your boss says, it is
1869
01:39:39.140 --> 01:39:42.359
illegal for them to keep you from voting if you say,
1870
01:39:42.420 --> 01:39:43.880
I am going to go vote. I wish I would
1871
01:39:43.899 --> 01:39:46.319
have known that when I was a young man because
1872
01:39:46.340 --> 01:39:49.119
there were several times where I was not able to
1873
01:39:49.159 --> 01:39:51.399
vote because I thought my manager told me I wasn't
1874
01:39:51.420 --> 01:39:54.189
allowed to. And it turns out that is illegal. So
1875
01:39:54.229 --> 01:39:58.090
look up your state laws and make sure you tell
1876
01:39:58.109 --> 01:40:00.329
your boss to go fuck themselves if they say you
1877
01:40:00.369 --> 01:40:01.310
can't go vote. Yeah.
1878
01:40:01.609 --> 01:40:04.670
Oh, you know, where I'm coming from nowadays with the
1879
01:40:04.810 --> 01:40:07.100
power structure in America, I'm going to go with even
1880
01:40:07.140 --> 01:40:09.060
if they don't tell you that you can't go vote
1881
01:40:09.899 --> 01:40:12.659
for me. Tell your boss to go fuck themselves.
1882
01:40:13.020 --> 01:40:13.260
Yeah.
1883
01:40:13.579 --> 01:40:17.270
Tell him, apropos of nothing, just walk up to him
1884
01:40:17.689 --> 01:40:22.250
and say, Travis Clyburn and Michael Rogelio said go fuck yourself.
1885
01:40:22.470 --> 01:40:26.720
Oh, please. Oh, and you can tell us all about
1886
01:40:26.760 --> 01:40:28.020
it next week. Until then.
1887
01:40:28.800 --> 01:40:29.460
Stay safe out there.