OM DENNE EPISODE
Mike's still floating on cloud nine from his 30-year reunion cruise (Virgin Voyages — no kids allowed, and he will not shut up about it), and Dan is filing a formal grievance against K-Pot for charging $31.99 a head and then just... dumping everyone's food on one communal plate like animals. Once the outrage subsides, we sit down with Alysia Mujica (Wyoming Seminary, class of 2007) to talk about her glow-up from public school to a gate-less prep campus where rich kids roamed free, snuck out for pizza and questionable dumpster-adjacent activities, and somehow all wore 4-inch heels to class like they were auditioning for "Mean Girls." Alysia was not rich. Alysia thrifted her way into looking rich. We talk scholarships, off-season Abercrombie, and the eternal question: why wasn't it us?
