OM DENNE EPISODE
Welcome to the newest episodes of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse. Due to life's scheduling problems, we have the second morning record. The first one resulted in spicy shits and this one is potentially even weirder. Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the various meat windows of the day, the understandable frustration of NES games, how to judge an old person's social missteps, WAY too much geometry and much MUCH more on this week's episode!
00:28 Shit broke
00:40 Whoops
01:25 Dev is working two jobs
02:20 Spectator in many meetings
02:50
03:10 Four inputs, baby
03:45 He's actually right. Concave is like a cave
4:50 Same as a mother lifting a car off a child
6:10 Because the ray tube contains a vacuum, the glass gets thicker as the screen scales up
7:15 what was her name, Dev?
7:45 Fuck Super Macho Man
8:34 OLEDs are actually made with inkjets. That's how thin they are
9:02 Still a sore spot for Dev
9:28 Never google!
10:05 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZJekWe1ULY Might be fake?
10:20 An Iron's warmup time is also your cooldown time...
12:00 Dev & ChatGPT Start the Apocalypse
12:55 SNNNAAAAAAAKE!
13:45 Dev the conspiracist is back
15:00 You can change the wake word of your device, unless your partner's name is Alexa Computer
16:11 "They're working with the government" cannot be said in an intellectually honest way
16:40 What-iffers
18:35 Whoopi Goldberg is 67 years old. Nov 13th, 1955 so we judge her based on 1970
19:00 To calibrate this debate, in 1964 a presidential candidate ran on a "pro segregationist" platform, sooooo
19:35 Whoopi's antisemitism "flap" amounts to saying "more than jews died in the holocaust." Which is.... actually true
20:00 Kyle deleted the whole internet
20:30 Not yet
21:21 You can eat turkey bacon, just don't claim it is the same
22:00 https://sustainablescientist.net/2013/03/04/making-bacon-soap/
23:00 More recipes on D&KSTA
23:50 Juice it with more delicious fat
24:55 I do in fact judge my little sister
25:30 https://pedersonsfarms.com/blogs/blog/what-is-beef-bacon
26:31 You gotta warn somebody!
27:50 Beef Jerky is not bacon, Dev
28:25 Dev & Kyle Watch the Apocalypse
28:50 After breakfast, the day starts
29:40 Bacon is day bacon
31:10 MC Dev
31:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CocEMWdc7Ck
32:00 "Eating Shakira's Jam" is the new euphemism for cheating
33:20 Kyle's mom would never cover
33:50 We should someday record Mrs. Kyle's diss track to anything
34:41 Big shout out, Dev's Mom!
35:10 devnkylesta@gmail.com
35:40 JOKE TIME!
38:20 We can just say tailor
39:25 Kyle was right again. Google says
39:50 Exclusive club
40:40 You fucking morons!
41:15 You can have anything you want
41:25 HE KNEW THAT FROM MEMORY!!!
41:55 Rhomboids is the non-gendered term for a square
42:40 https://twitter.com/DevAndKyleSTA/status/1621179989596176387
43:10 This makes no additional sense
43:30 Caffeinated Dev is tangential dev
44:00 https://us.foursigmatic.com/products/instant-cordyceps
45:20 Dev & Kyle Spread the Disease
46:15 Stocks will be bought and also sold
47:30 Stock-ception
48:40 Socks AGAIN?
49:20 2 hours of silence? Fairy tale
49:50 Dev's blameless washing machine
50:41 This whole episode is the same agitation
51:40 Just imagine something we would never do
52:10 Socknapping
52:40 We just give these genius ideas away for free. WHY?!?
52:40 We've been a little extra all morning!
