Push The Flush Button

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On behalf of every crew member and every person on the plane, if you see a little sign that says flush and there's a little down arrow, pushed a button.
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Hey man, brother, are you kidding me?
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I am so tired.
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Every single time I walk into the freaking lavatory, right?
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Someone they they They left a present for you?
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They leave the yeah, an unwanted present.
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Yeah.
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Unwanted.
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Yeah.
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Is it is it you either get a big big chocolate tissue roll.
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Don't even want to talk about flights.
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Yeah, but you you know, we do the South American flights.
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Right.
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They can't find the damn, they can't find the freaking uh receptacle either.
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And here's the thing we like we have Spanish.
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There's like all the signs and all the packards on our plane here in America are in Spanish or it's in English, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I don't get it.
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Push the button.
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Push the damn button.
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Push the A button.
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Nobody's gonna get mad.
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Do whatever.
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They push the call button.
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Kick something.
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It is so gross.
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Yeah, it is gross.
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I hate walking in on that.
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Are you um um do you remember what was that show?
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Oh my gosh.
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I can't there was a show, uh, lawyer show.
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Uh what the heck is that show?
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It was the girl, Allie McBeal.
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Yeah.
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I remember that one.
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Yeah.
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Remember that dude and Alec McBeal?
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There was a lawyer, and every time he went into the thing, he had like a little remote control flush thing because he always wanted a fresh toilet.
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No, I I didn't actually see the show.
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I remember the show, but I don't remember.
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I was like, that shit's a genius.
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I wish I could like boom.
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You could have one of those from the jump seat.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Boom.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me, how do we flush it?
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Oh, no problem.
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As we walks, as we see somebody walking out the door into their seats and leave the door open.
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Yeah, we could hit the flush button.
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Yeah, we can go.
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Oh, we'd have a shitload of fun with that.
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Could you imagine sitting on the jump seat and they're on the toilet?
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And push it when they just push it.
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It's like a pre-flush.
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Exactly.
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Son of a whoa! What the hell?
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What's wrong with this thing?
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Some of those, some of the planes are like super sucked.
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I know.
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Junk would be like, whoa.
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I did not.
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I just got a flush job.
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Excuse me.
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Can you do that again?
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I don't know who did that, but can you push the button again?
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All from leaving a page.
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I haven't been tugged like that in years.
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It's horrible.
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Man, you're killing me.
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You're killing me, man.
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Anyways.
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This week the weather has been crazy down in Florida.
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Yeah.
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I know you've been doing you've been doing your international stuff, but the Florida weather, has Carol going to tell you about the weather down there?
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Yeah.
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Crazy.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I mean, but this is the time, right?
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I know.
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It's coast to coast, though.
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It's every freaking day.
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I know.
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It's tiring.
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This is tiring.
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Yeah, but you know, you get those flights, you get the light one, right?
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Right.
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And you're thinking, easy.
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Yeah.
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It's gonna be easy, right?
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Yeah.
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Board is gonna be easy.
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No passengers, you're going down, it's a light load.
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So you get all that turbine?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Not even that.
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Five minutes into the boarding process, it went to shit.
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Oh.
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Why?
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Because the people.
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Oh.
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Because the you get these people, then all of a sudden it's like there's there's 30 or 40 people on there.
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And first thing they say, well, can we move up to the front?
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Oh, so you're telling me, so like the you're let's complete this story here you're talking about.
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You're talking about like other airlines canceling, all of a sudden you have to get away.
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No, no, like we have a light flight, and then oh no.
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No, we have a we had a light flight going down.
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Right.
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What I was saying is that when you have a light flight, right, and in five minutes, there's all those open seats.
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And all the open seats, the very first thing.
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Well, can I move up?
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Yeah, the very first thing.
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Yeah.
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Is first can I move up?
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Yeah.
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Then dogs out of the carrier.
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Yeah.
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Bags of mess in a roast.
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No, this is a light flight.
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There's there's nobody on there.
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Right.
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And it is it goes to shit.
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Their shit gets loose.
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Everything.
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Right.
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Everybody just like everybody like, oh, it's we got room.
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We don't have to be like stuffed in sardines.
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Let's just do whatever we want to do.
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Yeah, and you get into this argument all the time about the economy plus seating on an aircraft.
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Yeah.
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And you know, when people are they don't understand, well, why can't we sit up there?
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And I'm like, well, you picked that seat, and they're like, that's that doesn't make any sense that seat is open.
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Can you imagine like, okay, so we our airline that we work for, we have like different classes of seats, right?
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Okay.
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And then not every airline out there does, right?
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Right.
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We know that there's but we have never worked for an airline that didn't.
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No, yeah.
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We wouldn't have where we wouldn't have to do this shit.
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Right.
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Dogs are out of the carrier, the the freaking rows are a mess.
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Right.
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And everybody wants to move forward.
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We have this all the time.
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Right.
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So it takes a simple fight, a simple fight all of a sudden becomes a big pain in the ass.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, for us, the carrier that has the different classes, and then everybody wants to like jump classes just because it's empty.
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Like, this is not a school bus.
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No.
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This is not like open, this is not public transportation.
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You just like go to any seat you want.
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This is assigned seating.
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I mean, even the lower cost carriers are going to assign seating now, right?
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Yeah.
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Like, so it's like this is uh industry-wide, you go, you pay for a seat, this is the seat you get.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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Don't expect it.
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Well, you don't go, you don't go to a basketball game, a baseball game, you pay, you know, six dollars for the nosebleed section, and you go sit in the club.
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Oh, yeah, they do.
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To to bring that point up, so just this last weekend, I went to a concert.
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We went to train, right?
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Yeah.
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And it was, we had a lightning delay at a concert.
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So I was like, this is just like the airlines, right?
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Yeah.
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And so we had a lightning delay.
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And so they started the concert late.
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So Matt Nathson, that was supposed to open up for him, he got axed.
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Couldn't play.
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Okay.
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So then it's boring rain.
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I'm talking like people had like umbrellas, they had ponchos, all this stuff, but they were doing exactly what you're saying.
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They were sneaking in, trying to get any open seat they can.
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Right.
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And they weren't even sly about it because the people coming in in wet ponchos, yeah.
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Sitting with all the people under the overhang with the dry ponchos kind of stuck out.
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Try to do that, try to do that in the NBA game.
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Try to try to go on the court seat on the NBA.
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People do that.
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I know they try to do it, but it doesn't work.
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They upgrade the seat.
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Might not that like that, like not to like front row court side, but they do like in the stands and stuff.
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Like, I know they see they see an open seat, yeah, and they go down there and they they go sitting there.
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But you know, on a plane it's easier, we catch them.
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Right.
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And then we boot them out because you don't pay for it.
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Right.
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But you see a lot of passengers that that get pissed off.
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This it's not fair to the people that are paying.
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No, it's not.
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But this week we had um we had flights to where we had we had uh seating available and the other airlines canceled.
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Right.
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So you know how they either buy tickets on us, they dump them all on us, well either get dumped on us, right, or they have to purchase the seating on us.
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If they want to get to the point, I mean that's that's kind of like the risk that you take when you're flying a low-cost carrier, right?
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Right.
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I mean, so like as a major airline that we are on, right, we have the infrastructure if we cancel, we can get new planes, we can get another other crews, we have like there's ways to replace it and fix it to be able to for them to still have that flight, right?
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Yeah, whereas other airlines that are low cost, if it cancels or it has a mechanical or whatever, you're just shit out of luck.
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Yeah, well, the ship just and then so then last minute, you have to buy those last minute tickets on a major carrier, which are not cheap because the closer it is to that date of time to fly, the more expensive it is, right?
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Now, talking about that, we just dealt with that this week because we had passengers come over, you know, um, been doing Fort Lauderdale, that's a huge cruise line area.
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So these passengers, what'd they do?
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They booked the same day as the cruise.
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Dumbest, that that has got to be the dumbest thing that that you could possibly do.
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I I don't get it, man.
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I mean, I I could so if you buy the insurance for the cruise, right?
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Still, though, I mean and then you book the same day, okay.
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At least you have protection, you know, because if something goes wrong, I have insurance, okay.
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But you've been waiting how long to go on the damn vacation.
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Right.
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And because you didn't go down the day before and stay in the hotel.
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Yeah.
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So anyway, they they but they moved them over to ours.
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Right.
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Then what they do.
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Yeah, well, she this these two were like, oh yeah, thanks to your airline, you cost us sixteen hundred dollars.
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I'm like, well, how'd how we cost you sixteen hundred?
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She said, Well, our our flight canceled and we had to buy tickets on your airline.
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That ain't our fault.
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Wait, am I missing something?
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So you picked the wrong one.
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She or he is missing something for sure.
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But you picked that's why I'm missing sixteen hundred dollars.
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I said you picked the wrong one, and then you were going down the day of your cruise.
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Right.
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You're like, oh, for two.
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Yeah.
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Makes no sense.
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Hey, stupid is and stupid does.
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Yeah.
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Then you had family.
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Family come on.
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Now, this is completely ridiculous.
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Right.
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They come on, they're not in the seats.
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They, they, um, uh they were on the other flight too.
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Okay.
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So they're not sitting seating together.
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Oh, okay.
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So she starts effing this and effing that about the airline.
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I'm like, why are you effing this or effing that about the airline?
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Right.
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You're taking whatever.
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Well, at first I didn't know.
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I was like, okay, well, why are you doing this?
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And she goes, Well, we canceled our flight and then we got stuck on here.
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And I'm like, wait a minute, you got stuck on here.
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You didn't get stuck on here.
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They they put you over here to get you to where you need to go.
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And we're trying to get you there.
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Well, what happened was her parents weren't sitting with her.
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Right.
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So they had to get moved.
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And and I had to move them.
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I said, and her parents were so nice.
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Right.
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I mean, they were so nice.
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They were elderly.
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It was like a sitter.
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Uh they were an elderly Polynesian couple.
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And I moved them to the to the Economy Plus.
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They had Economy Plus seating.
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Then I asked this guy if he'd move, and he was nice enough to move, and they were sitting right next to each each other.
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I go back there and I and I tell her, I'm like, just want to let you know I took care of your parents, got them together, right?
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Got them snack boxes, they're all set, and they're the nicest people.
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Yeah.
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And I'm just like looking at her and wondering, where'd you come from?
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Why didn't you how they get you did not pay attention.
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You did not pay attention.
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You didn't learn from your parents.
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You didn't learn shit.
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Because they're in the economy plus sitting next to each other with snack boxes, and you're back here with the kids.
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Well, it's a it's that whole approach, you know, like they're the victims, you know?
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It's that whole mentality right now that's in the whole world right now.
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US is like they're the victims and they're they're the ones that should be, you know.
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Oh, oh, woe is me.
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You know, I got screwed.
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Well, no, you didn't get screwed.
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You got saved.
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Yeah.
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We're here saving your ass.
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Yes, and you're and you're not appreciative.
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Not at all, not even a little bit.
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Yeah.
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What if we didn't even exist?
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You didn't have any airline to go on.
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Well, then where are you are you?
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You know, like they're they approach it so, oh, thankfully, it should be like you thankfully you should we got a ticket on you.
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Great.
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But unfortunately, we got last-minute tickets and we couldn't then have all our tickets are separated.
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Is there any way you can help us to get together?
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Right.
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Like in that that approach is the way that it should be brought to us, right?
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If you want to bring it to the flight attendants of that of any airline that you're coming from a canceled flight, say, hey, listen, this is our situation.
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Can you help us?
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Right.
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And when they get pissed off, but what's the first thing that we do when they get pissed?
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Right.
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We de-escalate.
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Right.
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We try to de-escalate the situation.
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So instead of focusing on her, I focused on the parents.
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Right.
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So you don't want to ever mirror a person's anger.
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Because as soon as you do, what happens?
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Shit, it's fan, right?
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Some I mean it gets it can't be.
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Well, it just escalates, that's right.
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You're not de-escalating.
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I mean, it and it gets it gets heated.
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Right.
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And arguments happen, things happen, and all of a sudden somebody's not going on a vacation.
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Yep.
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So that's one of the biggest things as a flight attendant.
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No, truly, as a flight attendant, right?
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That we don't mirror the anger.
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Right.
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And that is one of the things that that happens quite a bit on the plane.
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Right.
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Because people people get angry.
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Yeah.
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I I I mean, I totally agree.
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So, what's been going on with you, man?
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You angry?
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Am I angry?
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Actually, I was kind of I was a little bit upset this week.
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What's up about by what?
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You ever had a guy get on board or a person?
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Let's say a person, but it was a guy.
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But they get on board, and you already know um they were just looking for a fight.
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Oh yeah.
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You're looking for a fight.
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Yeah, wait, I mean, you you know those type of those characters that come on.
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I know, but I especially they're in a specific area.
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They're a male in a specific age.
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I know.
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I love what I mean.
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Yeah, I love, but I love every day.
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I look forward to every single day.
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Even when I'm flying, I I I have fun when I fly.
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Right.
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You come on and you're pissed.
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And you know why he's pissed?
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Same thing.
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He was on a different airline, they canceled coming back, and they stuck him on our airline.
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Right.
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And he comes in there, and the very first thing, I mean the very first thing, he's looking for a fight.
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Right.
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I could already tell he's looking for a fight.
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And you know, so I'm I'm talking to him, the guy's sitting in the seat, he has his phone sitting in the seat, and his girlfriend has to sit down.
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He's like, get your phone.
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Now it's not asking or anything.
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He's antagonizing the like the other guy.
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Yeah, pick up your damn phone.
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Yeah.
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So now you got to sit next to this person for the next two and a half hours.
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Yeah.
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Now everything, stick his knee out.
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He turns around to me.
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You know how we stand there during the boarding process and we go back to assist.
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He stands there and he goes, You need to get by?
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I'm like, no, I'm good.
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He did you know how they just look at you?
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Yeah, yeah.
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And then they just want you to say something.
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I'm like, I know what you're doing.
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See, this is what you guys don't understand.
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We deal with this sometimes.
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And it's a hardest thing, isn't it, Sean?
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Oh yeah.
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Restrain ourselves from like engaging.
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Do you ever get like, I mean, situations like that, do you get like them goosebumps?
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Sometimes.
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Sometimes I've started like getting jacked.
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Like you feel the adrenaline coming.
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Yeah.
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It's just like it's all of a sudden you start and you're you're thinking, nah, no, no, no, don't do it.
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He's trying, he's trying to do it, just don't do it.
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Right.
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And then you walk away, knees in the aisle.
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This is through the whole flight.
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The whole flight.
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And even at the end of the flight.
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Gets on his phone, starts cursing.
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I turned around off the jump seat.
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I was like, is there a problem?
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And he goes, No, is there a problem with you?
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I'm like, oh, here we go.
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I'm like, no, Gary, don't do it.
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Just just let him go off plane.
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Can't stand that.
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So yeah, I did not have a good flight.
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I was kind of upset about it.
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Well, you can't there, you know, you can't do anything.
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Right.
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You don't want to do anything because it's stupid.
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You already know that they're what they're doing.
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You can't do anything right for them.
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No, yeah, but but you know how how they're they're being like the way they're being.
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And as a guy, it's like the first thing guys want to do is what?
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Fight.
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Yeah.
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That's what they want to do.
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But that's that's that's that you know, young adolescent.
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He wasn't young, Sean.
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Not when he's young.
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He wasn't young.
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He was stupid.
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How old do you think he was?
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Mid-30s.
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That's young.
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That's stupid.
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That's stupid young.
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Stupid.
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Yeah, I mean, like you're you're you're you're old enough to know better.
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Yeah.
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Type of thing, you know.
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Now I'll give you a funny one though, since I want to get off of that.
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Yeah.
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Would have you ever drank out of a crew member's uh cup?
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No.
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I hope not.
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So this one goes out to Monique.
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She was sitting there, she was my coffee was sitting on the countertop.
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And uh and she just picked it up and she drank it, and I was like, how was that?
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She was like, good.
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I'm like, that was mine.
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That look on your face.
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You know that oh no book.
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Oh no.
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Yeah.
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Well, I mean, like, we've been doing this so long, like I every time 99% of my drinks, like, I don't like, I know you do, like, will grab that, you know, have that little cup of coffee in the morning, right?
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Just and use one of our cups, right?
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Yep.
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Whereas, like myself, I put my cup in like a Yeti or something like that, you know.
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A specialty cup.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I bring my own damn cup, so I know nobody's gonna be drinking out of my cup.
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Yeah.
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Monique won't be picking up my damn cup going, oh, this looks like mine here.
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I told her I said, Don't worry, I didn't have any backwash.
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Right.
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It was so funny.
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It's okay, Monique.
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Yeah.
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I only have herpes.
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She was she would say, the sore, it went away.
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Yeah, the sore.
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I don't have sores anymore.
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So I had this, oh my god.
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So I had this elderly man.
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Uh, he rings his his call button and he said, Do we get free Wi-Fi?
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And I said, Yeah, as a card member, you get free Wi-Fi.
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Yeah.
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And he said, Okay.
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He said, Well, I put my he goes, I put my my number in, and I said, Okay, now put your password in.
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He looked at me and goes, Well, what's what's my password?
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What's my password?
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I go, wait a minute.
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What's your password?
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And he goes, Yeah, what's my passport?
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Yeah.
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And and I told him, I said, Well, it's like us standing at the ATM right now, and you got your card in the machine.
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And you're looking at me going, what's my password?
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There's no way it's gonna happen.
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We're not getting free Wi-Fi today.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That was funny.
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So I had two funny ones.
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I had two funny ones make up for it with with the guy that was an ass.
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Yeah.
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People are people are something else, man.
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Yeah, but we don't, I mean, the great thing about it is that we don't get too many of them.
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And he wasn't he wasn't one of our normal people.
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No.
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The funny thing here for me like he was a pick me, he was a pick-me-up.
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Yeah, he was he was a he was a he was an add-on.
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An add-on, a pick me up.
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But yeah, I mean, though I will tell you, like, as I've gotten older, like those guys, those particular guys like that that we would encounter every now and then would get under my skin and I'd hang on for a while.
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Right?
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And I'd be like, oh, like, dude.
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I want to kick him in the face.
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Yeah.
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Should have threw him up the plane.
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Uh, yeah.
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I should have ran the card into his damn leg.
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Like, what?
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Like you're used to you're going through all these things.
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Those are those thoughts, right?
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They they get they're like, okay.
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They're spinning thoughts.
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Anymore.
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Anymore, like I just shine them on.
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Yeah, and then you're like, okay, thanks.
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Yeah.
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I'm like, I don't even got time for you.
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Hey, so did you move your tree?
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I moved my tree, dude.
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So garage construction's getting ready to happen, and like I'm in the deadline now.
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Like, I think in like here uh seven days or something like that, I'm gonna have they're gonna start construction.
00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:48.319
So all the landscaping I did I had to transplant.
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So there was one tree I had to move.
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But you know what happened?
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This is a little funny thing for you.
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I I last night I'm out and I decide I'm gonna transplant this tree.
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So you gotta dig around.
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I even looked at a video.
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How should I do this to not, you know, keep it from being you know, the get the root ball and keep the tree out of too much shock and all that stuff.
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So I'm like a little, you know, studying up, trying to get it.
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So I'm digging around, getting to make sure the root ball is nice and clean, scooped it up.
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I like this one guy he likes he's he smart transport, slid the tree onto a tarp and then slid the tarp to a new new location.
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Yeah, down was better than up.
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Exactly.
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I can tell you that.
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Yeah, and so I get down there and I'm like, where do I want this tree?
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And I'm thinking, okay, here it is.
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This is the place I'm gonna get the tree.
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Perfect spot.
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I dig this damn hole.
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So the root ball's like, I'd say like foot, foot and a half, you know.
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So I'm like, I gotta, I gotta dig a decent hole.
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And here in Ohio, clay.
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Yeah, after six inches, yeah.
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Like six inches, and boom, it's nothing but clay.
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Yeah.
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So I'm in there with a big huge metal freaking spike thing, and I'm jabbing in there and popping the clay and jabbing and prying, and and I'm getting this thing, and I get down like and I'm like, oh, I'm damn near a foot and a half.
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And I'm like just trying to now clean up the edges, and I go wham! And all of a sudden I look down, and I was freaking the Beverly Hillbillies.
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Freaking water starts spurting out, the hole starts filling up, swirling around.
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You see, like this this current happening in my.
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I'm like, what the hell?
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That was that water line you you were looking for.
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Yeah, it was a water line I was looking for.
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I found it.
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I was like, I couldn't even imagine.
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I was down a foot and a half.
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I was like, this dude whoever did the sprinkler system like buried it pretty deep.
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Yeah.
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But I broke it.
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So now I'm standing there like over this damn hole going, Mother.
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Yeah.
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Do you hate when shit like that happens?
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I'm like, I well through my mind, and I'm like, I'm like, okay, wait, wait.
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So now I gotta figure out.
00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:02.880
Out what I just hit, okay.
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So now I'm like, okay, I gotta go get a baling bucket.
00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:09.039
I'm like flipping out muddy water.
00:22:09.119 --> 00:22:10.319
Well, that was great.
00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:11.920
And I'm like, boom, boom, boom.
00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:20.079
Finally, I get the water stops going into the hole, and I get down there and here, lo and behold, this whole pipe exposes itself, and there's a pipe there.
00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:24.240
And I'm like, oh my gosh, I just broke this stupid line.
00:22:24.319 --> 00:22:26.319
So now I'm thinking I gotta fix it.
00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:28.720
And now I'm thinking, guess what?
00:22:28.960 --> 00:22:34.079
You can't go to a Home Depot anymore to get those parts anymore because Home Depot got out of the sprinkler business.
00:22:34.240 --> 00:22:34.480
Yeah.
00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:35.920
You can only order them online.
00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:38.160
And so you have to go to a professional place to get it.
00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:40.319
And I'm like, they're closed and it's too late.
00:22:40.559 --> 00:22:42.640
Dude, it was just like this whole thing was spinning.
00:22:42.720 --> 00:22:45.599
Now I'm just standing over a hole going, what am I gonna do?
00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:48.000
I'm gonna dig another damn hole.
00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:53.119
Because my tree's gonna die if I don't trigger this damn hole.
00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:55.920
So I gotta like, now I gotta figure out a new spot for the hole.
00:22:56.160 --> 00:22:57.920
I'm like, maybe I'll just like inch it over.
00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:03.279
But then I was like, well, I gotta put this tree in here and I still gotta fix this pipe, so I have to leave that open to fix it.
00:23:03.359 --> 00:23:07.759
And I'm like, no, I can't put it in the same, I can't like connect, you know, just shift a hole, make it longer.
00:23:07.920 --> 00:23:08.799
That wouldn't work.
00:23:08.960 --> 00:23:11.680
So I'm like, all right, dig another hole.
00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:12.559
Here I am.
00:23:12.799 --> 00:23:16.319
All you had to do is just set the tree.
00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:19.680
Just not that last one, just that last one.
00:23:19.759 --> 00:23:21.920
You figure just a little bit more clay.
00:23:22.240 --> 00:23:23.680
Dude, I was so mad.
00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:29.279
I mean, I was so close to being done, and it was a big deep hole, and I'm like, ooh, I haven't dug a hole.
00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:30.640
This shit happens all the time.
00:23:31.279 --> 00:23:32.960
But then it's like, come on.
00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:37.440
The simplest you do a job, and all of a sudden the dumbest damn thing happens.
00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:37.920
Yeah.
00:23:38.160 --> 00:23:39.039
Stupidest thing.
00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:41.359
And this week for me, too, is like, this is golf week.
00:23:41.440 --> 00:23:43.519
This is like, I've been waiting all summer for this week.
00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:44.880
This is the invitational.
00:23:44.960 --> 00:23:46.160
I got a buddy coming in.
00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:47.119
Yeah, we're doing golf.
00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:51.839
This whole entire today was the first day of this the beginning of it, and it's five days of golf.
00:23:51.920 --> 00:23:53.119
I'm just being golfing every day.
00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:59.119
So I'm thinking, I don't need shit to be done or something, a to-do list, you know, that I gotta do.
00:23:59.359 --> 00:24:06.720
And I'm thinking, at first I was just like, I'm gonna walk away and just leave this tree right here, but I'm like, it would be dead by the end of the week.
00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:09.680
It had plenty of water in it, yeah.
00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:10.640
Right.
00:24:12.079 --> 00:24:13.440
Temporarily.
00:24:14.720 --> 00:24:16.960
Anyways, that would that happen.
00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:19.279
Shit was funny.
00:24:19.359 --> 00:24:19.920
Yeah.
00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:21.759
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
00:24:21.920 --> 00:24:22.720
I do enjoy that.
00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:23.279
Yeah.
00:24:23.519 --> 00:24:27.359
When you do something stupid, dude, I thoroughly enjoy it.
00:24:27.599 --> 00:24:29.039
It was it was stupid.
00:24:29.279 --> 00:24:32.160
It was it was stupid because I'm not done with my project.
00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:35.200
I've got like tons of stuff to do, and then I got this deadline.
00:24:35.359 --> 00:24:39.519
So, like, this coming Sunday, I have to like finish this job.
00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:41.519
Like, this it has to be finished that day.
00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:45.440
So, Sunday is my last day of transplanting and getting shit done.
00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:47.680
And hopefully I don't bust another waterline.
00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:53.680
Well, at least you got your well, you got all the shit out of the way, so your golfing should be good.
00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:54.079
Yeah.
00:24:54.400 --> 00:24:59.680
So next week should we should talk about like how you did you pulled like a tiger woods on a golf course.
00:24:59.920 --> 00:25:00.960
I hope, I hope that happens.
00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:03.200
Let's let's say early Tiger Woods.
00:25:03.279 --> 00:25:03.359
Yeah.
00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:04.799
Not like a later tiger woods.
00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:05.680
We'll see.
00:25:05.920 --> 00:25:08.319
Maybe a later tiger won't be so hot.
00:25:09.119 --> 00:25:11.119
So let's go around the globe.
00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:15.839
Hey, 22 aircraft diverted to um Colorado Springs.
00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:16.400
You see that?
00:25:16.559 --> 00:25:16.799
No.
00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:19.279
So the turbulence has been kind of crazy.
00:25:19.359 --> 00:25:21.279
You have you guys do you guys get any of that?
00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:23.839
I mean, going um international highlights.
00:25:24.400 --> 00:25:25.119
Have you guys got any of that?
00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:26.799
I mean, no, no, it's been pretty bad.
00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:28.400
It's been pretty bad in the U.S.
00:25:28.720 --> 00:25:30.480
We've been getting turbulence.
00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:32.400
Like, it's it's funny.
00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:37.759
Like, you know how like we're getting, you know, you get the pilot briefing before our flight, and we always, you know, they tell us about the weather and all that stuff.
00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:43.599
But on international flights, it's like, okay, in nine hours from now, we're gonna get some turbulence.
00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:43.759
Yeah.
00:25:44.079 --> 00:25:46.160
You're like, wow.
00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:50.079
Like that, you know, we're gonna go through this area, there's a line of storms, blah, blah, blah.
00:25:50.400 --> 00:25:52.799
Usually they're pretty close to what's going on.
00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:56.960
So we've been, you know, we've been getting a little bit of it, but nothing any crazy.
00:25:57.200 --> 00:26:06.720
And but it has like made us like change our routes big time on like turbulent like areas, and they're like, okay, we're gonna go way around this thing.
00:26:06.960 --> 00:26:23.519
So, like, and when I say way around, like you're coming across the Atlantic Ocean, and normally like we'll come across the ocean like from England area and come down and shoot down to the you know, cross Greenland and boom, down into the States.
00:26:23.759 --> 00:26:35.039
Well, then when we adjust, we might like go way up towards Iceland and Greenland and then come back down, you know, like it's it's pretty wild, but yeah, we've been getting our fair share of it.
00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:40.319
Yeah, no, the the turbulence down in Florida, yeah, we're we're sitting down quite a bit.
00:26:40.559 --> 00:26:41.440
Quite a bit, quite a bit.
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:45.599
Yeah, but I was reading about these, and they had 22 of them divert to Colorado Springs.
00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:48.480
Unusual to have that many airplanes divert.
00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:48.799
Yeah.
00:26:49.200 --> 00:26:52.000
I think they said like five people that needed medical assistance.
00:26:52.079 --> 00:26:53.200
That's that's really not bad.
00:26:53.279 --> 00:26:57.920
Well for 22 flights, you know that different mountain range there from Colorado Springs and Denver, yeah.
00:26:58.079 --> 00:26:58.319
Right?
00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:02.319
Like total mountain wave activity, like they get it bad all the time.
00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:10.400
Right, but when you think about 22 planes diverted because of turbines, yeah, on only only five people were were injured, yeah.
00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:12.240
That's actually pretty good.
00:27:12.880 --> 00:27:13.519
Yeah.
00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:16.319
This is why you fasten your seatbelt.
00:27:16.559 --> 00:27:17.119
Yeah, okay.
00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:24.720
This one, this video, this video that you they have to check out, is did you see the one with the lithium battery?
00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:26.799
Oh, yeah, that was crazy.
00:27:26.960 --> 00:27:27.680
The evac?
00:27:27.839 --> 00:27:27.920
Yeah.
00:27:28.160 --> 00:27:32.079
Now the feds are the feds are on the uh about the flight attendants all the time about the evacs.
00:27:32.319 --> 00:27:32.400
Right.
00:27:32.559 --> 00:27:34.160
It's not the it's not the flight attendants.
00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:34.640
No.
00:27:34.880 --> 00:27:38.240
If you guys watch this video, it's a perfect example.
00:27:38.559 --> 00:27:39.359
You can watch it down below.
00:27:39.519 --> 00:27:41.039
Yeah, we're putting the link down below.
00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:46.400
Go go watch this video from the link below and see this this evacuation.
00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:48.319
They're they're telling them to get off the plane.
00:27:49.039 --> 00:27:50.799
People are just standing there and they're arguing.
00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:51.200
Yes.
00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:53.519
The one guy like, get off, we're evacuating.
00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:53.920
Get off.
00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:56.960
The one guy was looking like, quit yelling at me.
00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:58.240
Yeah, quit yelling at me.
00:27:58.319 --> 00:27:58.480
Yeah.
00:27:58.640 --> 00:27:59.440
You don't have to yell.
00:27:59.519 --> 00:27:59.759
Yeah.
00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:00.880
Get off the plane.
00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:02.720
The other ones are looking for their bags.
00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:03.119
Right.
00:28:03.279 --> 00:28:04.000
Putting their backpack.
00:28:04.400 --> 00:28:07.759
And then the one lady's like, there's no emergency, there's no fire, there's nothing.
00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:09.519
No, that's not your call, babe.
00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:09.920
Right.
00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:11.359
But yet they're going out the room.
00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:15.039
The loose road doesn't make the call on if we are evacuating or not.
00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:15.359
Yeah.
00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:17.359
Once we start doing it, we're doing it.
00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:17.680
Yeah.
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:22.559
And they're yelling at them, telling them to leave their bags as they're putting their backpacks on their body.
00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:23.440
Leave your bags.
00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:23.680
Right.
00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:25.680
Oh, it was like the video was priceless.
00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:26.960
Unbelievable.
00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:30.960
And people just stood there like, thank God the plane wasn't on fire or something.
00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:36.799
Because it was literally, people just like, you know, just like are you sure you want to do it?
00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:45.039
It's a perfect example, though, of the FAA, the FAA is saying the crews need more training.
00:28:45.279 --> 00:28:46.079
You can't get them.
00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:47.519
You can't get them to move.
00:28:50.400 --> 00:28:51.920
No, you can't get the passengers to move.
00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:52.480
That's the thing.
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:53.440
You can't get them to move.
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:57.279
It's it's not that flight attendants needed training, it's the passengers need training.
00:28:57.440 --> 00:29:07.920
And wait, what they need to do is they'd have to have more PSAs out there about how dangerous it is, and more videos and more teaching the public.
00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:10.640
It says it's the public that needs to be taught, not us.
00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:11.200
Right?
00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:12.400
No, that's what I'm saying.
00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:16.720
I mean, the the video just I mean, it it perfectly illustrates that.
00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:17.279
Yeah.
00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:18.319
Without a doubt.
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:18.720
Yeah.
00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:24.319
But then then you're talking about other idiots like this other video that we linked down below.
00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:25.680
That dude.
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:27.680
Who has an alligator?
00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:29.440
Who walks around with an alligator?
00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:31.440
He's holding an alligator like it's a baby.
00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:32.640
Like it's a pet.
00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:35.119
He's like, I was waiting in the video.
00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:42.000
Like when you sent me the link to the thing, I was waiting for the the the he has this thing and he's kind of like petting it.
00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:47.119
Like the like, I was waiting for them thing to just turn around and just like come up.
00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:49.119
Yeah, I know.
00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:51.920
And I was like, like I mean, I was looking at the face.
00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:53.920
I was waiting for that rub.
00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:54.880
I know, I so was I.
00:29:55.039 --> 00:29:55.599
It didn't happen.
00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:57.599
It's like like alligator rub.
00:29:57.759 --> 00:29:58.000
Yeah.
00:29:58.079 --> 00:30:00.799
I'm like, people are so stupid.
00:30:02.799 --> 00:30:03.519
It's so dumb.
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:04.960
Nobody should be holding an alligator.
00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:05.519
An alligator.
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:08.960
It's just dumb.
00:30:09.200 --> 00:30:15.680
Okay, now this has gone around more than any video this week.
00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:16.720
What's that?
00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:24.000
The national anthem at the women's professional first baseball game.
00:30:24.319 --> 00:30:25.839
Oh, horrible.
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:28.000
It was so painful.
00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:29.599
I don't know if you guys have seen it.
00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:30.640
Horrific.
00:30:31.039 --> 00:30:33.440
When you if can I say this?
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:38.079
She the the singer, she's she's past her years.
00:30:38.640 --> 00:30:39.440
Did you be nice?
00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:42.079
Okay, but we didn't know who it was at first.
00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:43.039
Yeah, we didn't know.
00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:50.960
When you start looking up and doing some investigating on this video that's linked below, right, that you find out who was it?
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:51.839
Martha Rees.
00:30:52.240 --> 00:30:52.960
Martha Rees.
00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:57.519
Yeah, she was Martha in the Vandelas, and she had some great songs.
00:30:57.680 --> 00:30:57.920
Yeah.
00:30:58.079 --> 00:30:59.839
I mean, songs we still listen to.
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:00.240
Right.
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:04.720
I mean, she's she's got good music, but she is past her.
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:07.519
She likes she can't even hear herself.
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:10.880
She shouldn't be like somebody need tell her people.
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:11.599
It was painful.
00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:12.640
Somebody tell her.
00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:13.680
It was painful.
00:31:13.839 --> 00:31:15.839
Like 30 million times painful.
00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:20.559
The two gals that were singing with her were kind of like in disbelief.
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:26.400
When you hear off-key, when you hear off-key, you sing off-key.
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:29.839
Did you hear they were actually singing off-key from her?
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:31.920
It was just a complete mess.
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:33.359
It was very off.
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:37.440
Understatement off.
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:38.000
Yeah.
00:31:38.319 --> 00:31:40.240
League of League of Their Own, right?
00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:41.039
I love that movie.
00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:41.440
Yeah.
00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:42.480
Tom Hanks.
00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:42.720
Yeah.
00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:44.000
Love that movie.
00:31:44.799 --> 00:31:46.640
This is not the way it started off.
00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:47.599
No, no.
00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:48.480
This is not the way.
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:49.920
You're not exactly going to have a.
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:56.160
If Tom was in the thing, he'd be saying, there's no bad singing anthem people in baseball.
00:31:57.920 --> 00:32:01.839
There's not going to be a big, a big public draw.
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:04.640
What what who let her sing?
00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:09.680
If you looked in in the audience, they're like, Yeah.
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:13.920
It was like nails on the chalkboard.
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:14.960
Head was turning.
00:32:15.119 --> 00:32:16.240
Head was turned a little bit.
00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:16.880
Right.
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:22.079
But before we get before we get out of here, that was actually really cool.
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:22.960
Really cool.
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:26.160
Was the iceberg it was unfricking believable.
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:36.960
If there's one video you gotta watch at and of all these ones that were mentioned, the link down below of this iceberg that flips over is unbelievable.
00:32:37.119 --> 00:32:38.319
It's like five-minute long video.
00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:38.559
Yeah.
00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:40.000
I was like mesmerized.
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:42.960
We were trying to figure out, we were trying to figure out how the hell it happened.
00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:44.000
How did it flip?
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:53.519
How does that like that would be a good like um, you know, like like one of those like science guys, like Bill Nye or something like that, like be like, how does this happen?
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:57.119
And this and then he goes, like, the reasons of how this should happen.
00:32:57.200 --> 00:32:58.640
Think think about that physics of it.
00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:04.559
You know, you know, if if an ice cube is thinner at the bottom, right, and then heavier at the top.
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:06.319
Well, it's gonna flip.
00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:08.079
We might have solved it.
00:33:08.319 --> 00:33:08.799
Maybe.
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:09.440
Who knows?
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:10.880
We're so smart.
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:13.519
We're not just slightly in some pretty faces.
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:21.839
But no, it actually was a very, very cool video, and we just solved it, Sean.
00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:22.799
Exactly, man.
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:25.920
It was it, but we can't we can't answer why the damn thing broke apart.
00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:26.880
Who knows?
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:28.240
Yeah, whatever.
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:30.400
A little warm water or something.
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:31.039
All right.
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:36.319
Inspirational quote Life is too short to sweat, sweat the small stuff.
00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:38.400
Have fun, look forward to every day.
00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:39.359
It's a gift.
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:45.359
Regret nothing, and don't ever let any people bring you down.
00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:46.480
Nope.
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:49.119
And even when you hit a water line, just keep going.
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:50.480
Yeah, just keep swimming.
00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:54.240
Or remember when you get that asshole that's on the plane that's trying to egg you on.
00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:54.559
Yeah.
00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:55.920
Just keep keep going.
00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:56.799
Just keep it together.
00:33:56.960 --> 00:33:57.359
Let it go.
00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:58.480
Keep it together, brother.
00:33:58.559 --> 00:33:59.680
I was keeping it together.
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Right?
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I was getting chicken skin.
00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:03.839
I haven't had chicken skin for a long time.
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A long time.
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So I don't want to get chicken skin again.
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Don't push my button.
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I'm I'm I'm not good at that.
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All right.
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Push the button off.
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See you next week.
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See you next week.
00:34:14.480 --> 00:34:15.599
Have the last word, Sean.
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I just did.