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Speaker 1: Right here on the Cooper and Matty Johns podcast. Right here, right now. That's classic stuff.
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Speaker 2: Trish, I really like your outfit today.
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Speaker 1: It's good.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, Jacko. I've been to Scotch and Soda.
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Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 2: It wasn't an opportunity to plug.
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Speaker 3: I'm in love with this. This is like my favourite top ever.
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Speaker 4: That one is.
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Speaker 3: Expect to see me in it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, just to clarify what Dad just said. Dad just yelled out Squirter. That's his nickname for the guy who owns Scotch and Soda, Peter McQuirter. Not his nickname for Mum.
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Speaker 1: Great man, Peter McQuirter. He did a couple of amazing things. He was a coach back in the day with Valleys, played for Queensland and– Mate, he's a fashion designer. Wait for this. He designed the Melbourne Storm jersey in the colours.
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Speaker 3: Did he do that?
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Speaker 1: Because him and John Rebo were best mates and Reeves went to him and said, Squirter, you know about fashion, design the jersey. And he went, yellow, purple and blue. And Reeves said, are you kidding? He said, honestly, do it. It's a good regal.
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Speaker 2: Honestly, that's probably the earliest title I've ever gotten for a podcast so far. Which one? The Squirter.
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Speaker 1: He's the man.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: He's the man. We dedicate this to you.
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Speaker 4: Hey, I wanted to say, because last week on the Family Podcast, it was an unusual episode.
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Speaker 3: I heard it was the best one ever.
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Speaker 4: Trish, for your ears, it certainly was.
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Speaker 3: No, everyone was saying.
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Speaker 4: Well, I got some feedback from it. And I also want to promise this episode with saying, because Matthew, you went on Terrell May's podcast, Mayday, during the week?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it a fair while ago.
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Speaker 4: And what, it just got released?
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Speaker 1: I actually thought they must have dumped it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. It was because what?
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Speaker 1: I thought they dumped it. I just thought, I remember thinking, where's it gone? Someone said to me.
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Speaker 2: It aligned at a very similar time when they started going bad, I think. I think it.
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Speaker 1: Might have been.
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Speaker 2: I'd say there was the old maybe just save the off-season fellas.
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Speaker 1: Wait till we come good and they never did.
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Speaker 4: But it was good. There was lots of family. I encourage all our listeners to go listen to it. It was very good. Lots of family chat. I feel like we don't appreciate each other enough when we're in this room because we We all annoy each other so much.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And it probably is like that.
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Speaker 3: Cooper, you don't annoy me.
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Speaker 4: Well, one out of three ain't.
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Speaker 2: Bad.
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Speaker 3: One out of three ain't bad.
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Speaker 1: Someone's annoying already. Sorry, Coop, continue.
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Speaker 2: On the back of last week's potty too, can we just make sure Trisha's bottle isn't full of alcohol after this?
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Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
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Speaker 4: Well, she was out.
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Speaker 1: She's already on the plonk.
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Speaker 4: What I'm trying to say is the plonk. I love you guys and I do very much enjoy all of your guys' company.
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Speaker 3: And do you know what, Cooper? I feel your love.
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Speaker 4: I think we love each other more when we're not around each other.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.
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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: I love Trish so much when I'm the other side of the world.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so much is so needy.
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Speaker 4: But this guy, and letting people who comment on Spotify and YouTube, Trish has now made an account to reply to haters.
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Speaker 3: I've always had an account.
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Speaker 4: Well, you've just started being active and replying.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes I do.
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Speaker 4: Someone just said, I want to say how proud I am of Trish Johns. Despite countless hurdles, trials, and tribulations, She continues to face with her morning alcohol consumption. She was able to persevere and interrupt Matthew for 51 minutes straight this podcast.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: So that was a good. And then from Lil Rogo who.
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Speaker 3: Could you just say, and what was my response?
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Speaker 4: You just did two laughing emojis. So not that clever. You just like.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I didn't want to go everywhere. I think it was Rojo that was, I went.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: This one said, Rogo, he's quite vocal all the time. Great ep today, guys. Criticized two weeks ago and the team has responded well. Trish, you managed to interrupt someone for 43 times during this episode. 26 of those happened in the first 14 minutes. Don't let the boys stop you. Keep making it difficult to understand what's being said.
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Speaker 3: Fuck you, Rogo.
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Speaker 1: Just on that point.
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Speaker 3: No, and what did I respond to him? Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, whenever I seem to speak, that isn't considered an interruption.
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Speaker 2: We love you, Lil' Rogo.
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Speaker 1: Lil' Rogo. Thank you for saying that.
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Speaker 3: Rogo, if I find you in a dark alley, you're in trouble, man.
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Speaker 4: Go on, Dad.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, that's... Number four, interruption. Rogo, you're onto something. Thank you for saying, Rogo, the things that needed to be said. Can I just make a point before we continue on what we've been talking about?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I'm a sensitive soul. I am. Don't interrupt. And I sometimes, I don't like it when everyone, when things start to turn bad in the studio, and I don't like it when I start to get disrespected. I don't get disrespected on Backstage. I get disrespected on this. So I've got a safe word that I'm going to warn you about. Oh, cool. If I start to feel uneasy, I'm going to say trinket.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And then what do you want us to do with that?
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Speaker 3: Do we all get one?
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Speaker 1: Just understand that, okay?
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Speaker 3: Do we all get one?
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Speaker 2: No, you don't.
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Speaker 4: That sounds fair. When we hear trinket, what do we do?
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Speaker 1: I want you to think to yourselves.
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Speaker 3: Just tell him that he has nice ears.
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Speaker 1: Perfect.
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Speaker 2: Trinket. You've been drinking already, haven't you?
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Speaker 4: Have you had a drink?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Did you have a drink?
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Speaker 2: Oh, I was on to something.
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Speaker 3: I might have.
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Speaker 4: Have you put alcohol in a water bottle?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: This is how it starts. It's your fault, Cooper.
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Speaker 3: You get sponsored by these people and it tastes so good. It's like Passione.
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Speaker 1: I love it.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 4: I've got to stop getting sponsored. Damn it. Have a gulp.
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Speaker 2: Jesus, she's going to drink the bottle.
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Speaker 4: It is so good. They are really good. What I want to say is true because you've had a hard day today, right? Well, I think you've had a hard day. Well, me and Poppy went down and watched. Dad, have you ever seen mum play tennis, boys?
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Speaker 2: Briefly once I played with her and she was very good.
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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Kermit the Frog ride a bike?
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Speaker 4: Well, what I'm saying is Trish is actually pretty good.
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Speaker 3: Ever watch an octopus ride a surfboard?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 4: What does that mean?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you look like, dickhead.
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Speaker 4: What is that?
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Speaker 2: Trish.
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Speaker 3: I went for the jugular because he knows that my old boyfriend was a surfer and that's why he never used to surf in front of me.
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Speaker 1: That's a long time. More to five.
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Speaker 4: Trish, that was 40.
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Speaker 3: I should have been more to five.
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Speaker 4: That was 40 years ago.
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Speaker 3: I know. Well, not that long.
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Speaker 4: Okay, talk about old boyfriends from 40 years ago. Just seriously, get over it or get under it.
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Speaker 1: Get back on it.
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Speaker 4: Now, your tennis instructor, he- I love him, Matt.
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Speaker 1: Can you stop interrupting?
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Speaker 2: Please.
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Speaker 4: He might just be the, like, he's almost like something out of The Biggest Loser, like Commando. I haven't seen, someone needs to remind him, this isn't an under sevens tennis instructor. They're under seventies.
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Speaker 3: Like, this is- You know I'm the oldest.
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Speaker 4: How old are you?
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Speaker 3: Well, you know how old I am.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 3: I'm the eldest of that group. Sometimes I have to remind him.
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Speaker 2: Were you really?
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Speaker 1: My God, some of them are buzzards.
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Speaker 3: Because he thinks that.
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Speaker 4: Even the one in the wheelchair?
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Speaker 2: She's very good for you.
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Speaker 1: They've had hard lives, some of those women.
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Speaker 2: Women.
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Speaker 1: Women.
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Speaker 4: Well, he actually makes you run a fair bit.
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Speaker 3: Well, it is meant to be.
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Speaker 4: When you saw us, Trish sort of just took a quick break and turned around to us and he's like, Hey, guys, how are you? And he was like, Trish, focus, and just hit the ball straight at her. And then by the time she turned around, it was already too late.
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Speaker 1: It just hit her.
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Speaker 4: And I was like, this seems a bit extreme for old ladies playing tennis.
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Speaker 1: Oh, excuse me. These are all buzzards.
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Speaker 3: These are buzzards.
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Speaker 2: In fairness.
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Speaker 3: What we are is what we are.
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Speaker 2: Imagine trying to wrangle Trish in. Honestly, it would be harder than kindergarten kids.
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Speaker 4: Well, at one stage, he was yelling, focus, Trish, focus. Because he clearly was trying to make the intensity quick. And you, like, did a bad shot and you'd kind of turn back to see if we were looking and you're like, oh, I mustn't have had it to my back. And then he was like, focus, Trish, and just kept hitting her back at you.
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Speaker 1: I reckon she'd be pissed this morning. I reckon that's part of it. She's drinking at 11 o'clock.
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Speaker 3: Jack, say nothing.
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Speaker 1: I reckon 8 o'clock in the morning.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 4: Hang on, what?
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Speaker 2: Nothing.
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Speaker 4: Did you ever drink?
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Speaker 3: No, I did not drink this morning.
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Speaker 2: No, Trish might have had a drink and I might have protected her yesterday. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh, did you? Well, when yesterday?
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Speaker 3: Just yesterday afternoon.
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Speaker 4: Oh, in the afternoon?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh, well, that's okay.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, judgy. That's the first one, Jackson.
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Speaker 2: Dad come home to me and goes, geez, Trish's on the bitch. She had three coffees. And I went, hmm.
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Speaker 1: I knew. I did, though. We were at dinner.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had caffeine. I had a coffee. I had my protein coffee drink. And I had a Coke Zero.
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Speaker 1: I said to Trish, I got home to Jackson, I said, mate, because I said to Trish, have you been drinking? I said, you're out there. You were like, no, I haven't been drinking. That's the other thing. She's starting to become a real liar too.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 1: She farted on Father's Day.
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Speaker 4: Oh, I saw you just saying that.
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Speaker 1: It was so bad.
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Speaker 4: You spoke about this last week.
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Speaker 1: It was so bad though. I just want to remind the listeners.
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Speaker 3: But could I just say something?
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Speaker 1: I think you're going to anyway.
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Speaker 3: There is nothing worse than a man... pissing in the toilet and farting at the same time.
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Speaker 4: Do you not like that?
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Speaker 3: Oh, my God, it's disgusting.
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Speaker 4: See, it's hard for a guy.
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Speaker 3: I don't mind hearing pee. I don't mind a fart. Together.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, on that, there's nothing worse than listening to your wife on the toilet. urinating and fending farting at the same time.
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Speaker 4: That's not.
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Speaker 1: That's true.
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Speaker 3: But that happened.
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Speaker 4: You would hate the, jeez, Dad, I didn't need that.
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Speaker 1: Hose it down.
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Speaker 4: I didn't need that vivid picture of my mum. Like that is not what I needed.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: I can't tell if this is the greatest radio style start of a podcast we've ever had or the worst.
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Speaker 1: 13533, give us a call, tell us your thoughts.
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Speaker 3: You know, I only just learnt recently from my friend, Rosemary, that apparently there's closed fannies and open fannies. And she said, which are you? And I've got no idea. She goes, haven't you ever.
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Speaker 1: Looked at it?
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Speaker 3: I went, no.
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Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, Cooper.
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Speaker 4: Can I just say, right?
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Speaker 2: Stop.
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, Trish. Now, Jack.
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Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
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Speaker 4: Trish, is that really a topic you want to discuss with your sons? Like, is that really a topic? Because I don't get felt uncomfortable about many things. I don't want to talk about that right now, I think. Do you reckon that's fair?
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Speaker 3: Interesting, though. the time I'm on my way, I was in the city and I get a phone call and go, Mum, I think I've got a tick on my dick. And then I walk into the house and you're actually on my dining table and the boys are inspecting your genital area. But that's okay, right? Yeah, no problem.
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Speaker 2: It's fine.
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Speaker 1: Double standards.
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Speaker 2: What have you done? I'm with Trish. Double standards, you pig.
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Speaker 4: That's not double standards. That was a medical emergency. What I'm saying is I really don't– I just don't– I want this podcast to be somewhat clean today. Is that okay with you?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too.
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Speaker 3: A medical emergency is when a child comes out of your body.
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Speaker 2: That is a medical emergency, I suppose.
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Speaker 4: Okay. I'm going to get this back on track. Now, Trish, from our week this week, shout out to the Titans NRLW girls. They've won.
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Speaker 1: Flying.
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Speaker 3: They are amazing.
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Speaker 4: They are amazing.
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Speaker 1: They are so good. You went to the GWS game instead of going to support the girls.
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Speaker 2: In fairness, she was at the pub. Trish was. She had her phone up and she was watching the NFL.
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Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
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Speaker 1: At the pub.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm seeing a pattern.
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Speaker 4: Well, we went out to Newtown to watch the game. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well, it was my only opportunity to go and watch Poppy play and I really wanted to and I wanted to support her.
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Speaker 4: You're a good luck charm because I got beat by 50.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well, you were there too, bro.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but I've been to games where they've actually won as well.
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Speaker 3: Only won.
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Speaker 1: One game.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 3: On the AFLW, I would make a shocking player.
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Speaker 1: Jeez, that's a revelation. What?
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Speaker 3: No, seriously, in the back play, like the ball's nowhere near them. Girls are shoving the other girls in the back.
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Speaker 1: That's a very AFL thing.
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Speaker 3: I would be getting my elbow and going, boink, sister.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very shocking. It's a very shovey sport.
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Speaker 2: Shovey, shovey. Yeah, it's strange.
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Speaker 3: And I get it when you've got the ball, but when the ball's nowhere near you.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's rules they're allowed to shove. And I always say that because they don't even have a sin bin. So like no one ever really throws punches or anything. But I always find if you put a rugby league person out there and you're getting shoved like that in the back or like they do that weird little like jersey grab and they shoulder each other, like they just get punched in the head.
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Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely.
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Speaker 3: So I think I'd be more of a rugby league person. player than if as, you know.
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Speaker 1: I'll give Ivan Cleary a thought. If Nathan's no good for the grand final, let's see what we can do.
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Speaker 2: Let's frank.
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Speaker 3: Well, Paris don't have an AFLW team, you know.
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Speaker 4: Well, it's because they're an NRL team.
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Speaker 3: Oh, shit, yeah, you knew what I meant. NRL, whatever.
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Speaker 4: You're amazing.
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Speaker 3: So many acronyms.
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Speaker 1: Italy's coming up, guys. Italy not far away. We're getting excited.
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Speaker 4: That's three weeks. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So excited.
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Speaker 4: Have you guys thought, Jack just had an international tournament Driver's license arrived.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got my international driver's license because me and Jem will be driving, or I'll be driving from Milan to Zamat and Lake Como with Mr. George Clooney.
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Speaker 3: Oh, Lake Como.
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Speaker 4: What do you have to, in terms of getting an international license, do you have to pass a test or anything?
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Speaker 2: No, no, no. It's pretty set. I think we've got one of the higher in the world. I'd say we've got one of the more like you've got to jump through a few loops to get your license. So I think we're okay. I'd say some other nations would probably, have to jump through a few other ones.
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Speaker 3: I don't think they do, to be honest. I've seen some.
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Speaker 1: Who are the worst drivers in the world?
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Speaker 2: I'm not saying.
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Speaker 1: The Italians are pretty bad. I'm not saying.
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Speaker 3: The French are pretty bad.
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Speaker 1: I've been to a lot of countries. There's probably one better, but there's probably one worse, but let's just not offend, you know, other nations and nationalities. So, Coop, now we're going to go. So, Jack, La Coma, you're going to go there. You're going to Zamat. What about you, Coops?
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Speaker 4: We're going to Amsterdam to see Razman.
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Speaker 1: Oh, going razzle-dazzle. How is he going, Razman? Razman.
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Speaker 4: He actually got stopped by some Kiwi listeners in the pub the other day.
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Speaker 3: Recognized?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Those people that don't know the Rosemary, I used to get him on quite a bit. He's one of my best friends and biggest Titan supporter known to mankind. Although he hasn't been following much of it this year. But he's obviously working at a burger and wine shop in Amsterdam.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, like a burger and wine store. That's his new job at the moment. And he said, He went in there, hung over us the other day and there was these four Kiwi boys in there and they all like recognised him from the potty. And he said it was the last time, like it was the last people I wanted to see because all they wanted to ask questions about was like, where's JJ Brimson going? And he was like, I don't know. And he was like, nah, you definitely know. Razman knows all. So shout out to him. I'm going to go catch up with him, which will be fun.
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Speaker 3: How long till he's coming home?
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: We need him back.
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Speaker 3: Oh, really?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. He doesn't know when.
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Speaker 3: Like he's a highly, he's a clever boy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: What does that got to do with anything?
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Speaker 1: Catching good stock.
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Speaker 3: No, but he's like working in a bar. I like that style.
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Speaker 4: Hang on a second. Okay, go back.
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Speaker 3: No, he could be doing anything is what I'm saying. He could be doing anything and he's just enjoying the lifestyle at the moment. I like that. Okay. For a young man.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Slight concern here. Wife I love very much.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 1: Drinking problem. I'm thinking, you know, I just don't want you to go back a little bit like that movie, The Other Guys with Gator. I don't want you to go back to that girl that I first started going out with that had a horrific drug problem.
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Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
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Speaker 1: No, horrific drug problem. No, mate, you never did.
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Speaker 4: No, gator.
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Speaker 3: No, gator the other guys. I don't know what it is.
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Speaker 4: You're off today.
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Speaker 1: No, I'm good. Well, I've had plenty on.
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Speaker 4: Oh, you're frazzled and running back from the city, aren't you?
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Speaker 3: I know you're under the pump.
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Speaker 1: I've been under the pump.
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Speaker 4: What with?
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Speaker 2: Go on.
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Speaker 1: No, it was just we're in the city and we had some things. We had to wait and we had to come back and do our preview for week week two of the finals. Then I had to do SEM with Fletch and Joel. Then I had to do this. And basically the times were starting to close in.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but, buddy, like sometimes just learn to accept what you can.
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Speaker 4: Go on.
00:15:41
Speaker 2: You got it.
00:15:42
Speaker 3: Not change and do better.
00:15:46
Speaker 1: That is the biggest bunch of mixed metaphors I've ever heard.
00:15:51
Speaker 3: No, I'm very good at that. No, but seriously, some things you can't change. Do you know what my, you know what, and I'm going to roll right in right now.
00:15:59
Speaker 4: Okay, go.
00:16:01
Speaker 3: To my tradies. My tradies, my boys, they haven't been here this week, and bless them and I love them so much, but it's been a joy. I actually went out into the yard today and I picked every bit of plastic and cigarette butt and everything else I could find out there so that Luigi can actually go out there shortly because we're getting some landscaping done.
00:16:24
Speaker 2: But.
00:16:25
Speaker 3: I forgot my chain.
00:16:27
Speaker 1: I was going to say, going good. Thank you for leading us down that cul-de-sac.
00:16:32
Speaker 4: What are you talking about? You know, I said to you, I remember I said to you five weeks ago, I said, let's have no drinking leading into a potty anymore because Dad did it and trailed off one time.
00:16:43
Speaker 3: Well, that's why I just snuck it.
00:16:45
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have ratted.
00:16:46
Speaker 4: Yourself in because now I can tell. It's all I can tell is how blind you are.
00:16:49
Speaker 3: I'm not blind.
00:16:50
Speaker 1: You are blind.
00:16:50
Speaker 3: It's only my second one.
00:16:52
Speaker 4: Trish, you know it only takes one for you to get blind. Hey, well, on Traders, Trish, I believe you've actually written a– well, Dad did the poem for– what was it? The Escort? The Lady of the Night like four weeks ago.
00:17:03
Speaker 2: Jack did Postman.
00:17:04
Speaker 4: Jack did Postman.
00:17:05
Speaker 2: I did the Postman, yeah.
00:17:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you've written a poem for the tradie.
00:17:08
Speaker 3: I have.
00:17:08
Speaker 4: And it's taken you a few weeks to do it, but you've nailed it, I think.
00:17:11
Speaker 1: Do you think?
00:17:11
Speaker 4: Well, I haven't heard it.
00:17:12
Speaker 1: Let's sit back and enjoy and listen. Okay.
00:17:16
Speaker 3: To all the tradies of the world, we could not move forward without you. No toilet to flush, just lots of stinky poo.
00:17:23
Speaker 2: Is that right?
00:17:24
Speaker 3: There'd be no front door to open, no AC or heating. We'd be sitting by a campfire doing all of our eating. There'd be no one to fix the roof with a leak. Mould would grow, ceilings would collapse, and man, it'd reek. No one to tell you about battens and joists or help bring the lounge upstairs using a hoist. The dishwasher's broken, the toilet's backed up, the power's blown. The husband's a useless prick, lazy ass that just sits around to moan. So thank you for your knowledge, your skill and being so tactful, even though I realise I get to pay you for being so helpful. So give a thought to the landscaper who comes in when all the money's gone and wants 7K to lay a bit of lawn. One more bit of dirt or dust and I swear I'll knee someone in the groin, my head spinning, my back stuffed, so I scrape up the coin.
00:18:28
Speaker 4: Wow.
00:18:29
Speaker 3: Instead of telling them they're dreaming. That lawn would want to come with a set of state knives. some beers and a car wash just as they're leaving.
00:18:41
Speaker 1: What the? Is that it?
00:18:45
Speaker 3: Jack just scrunched his nose up like he didn't love it.
00:18:48
Speaker 1: That sort of tailed off. A good rhyme. A poem sometimes at least has to have some rhyme in there. By the way, I didn't like the thing being called a useless husband's a useless prick.
00:19:01
Speaker 4: It sounded like that was ad lib.
00:19:03
Speaker 3: Oh, no, that was just generalisation, Matty.
00:19:05
Speaker 1: It was. I'll do my own poem. My wife is a lovely person. Glad I didn't know where that was going. It's time for.
00:19:15
Speaker 4: Dad, you've got film fame and vinyl.
00:19:17
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:19:17
Speaker 3: Poor Jack.
00:19:18
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:19:19
Speaker 3: He's holding his head.
00:19:21
Speaker 1: I want to trinket.
00:19:23
Speaker 2: What?
00:19:24
Speaker 1: Trinket.
00:19:25
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:19:26
Speaker 4: I don't even think trinkets could save you.
00:19:28
Speaker 1: That's Super Bowl. Not Super Bowl. The NFL was in Melbourne. What did you think?
00:19:34
Speaker 4: I watched the game. I'm a Rams man. Go the Rams. So I like watching that. But they got pumped, actually.
00:19:40
Speaker 1: They've flown in 24 hours for the game. What was that?
00:19:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what that was all about. At least the 49ers were out here early preparing. I mean, I know they have their own like giant planes and stuff to bring them in, but surely a giant plane, like you're still lacking the time, like the, what's it called? Like jet lag.
00:19:58
Speaker 1: Well, one of the Reams guys was on, I don't know if it was the coach or one of the defensive coordinator, was on the radio going, yeah, man, you know, we were blown away how long it took us to get here. And you're going- Surely, like, mate, you're probably a man in at the very least your mid-40s. Surely by this point you know that the trip to Australia is going to be at least 12 hours. And now we're going, oh, man, we've come all this way. You know, like 14 hours. We thought we were going to go off the face of the earth. You go, guys, are you that naive?
00:20:27
Speaker 2: Yes. I've heard their education system isn't the greatest in the area.
00:20:31
Speaker 3: International, yeah.
00:20:32
Speaker 4: In terms of geography, yeah.
00:20:34
Speaker 3: Internationally. They're very big on American history, geography, American everything.
00:20:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:20:41
Speaker 3: Not great.
00:20:42
Speaker 1: I think only 30% of Americans have got passports.
00:20:45
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:20:45
Speaker 3: It's a very low stat.
00:20:46
Speaker 1: But, I mean, it is a country that, you know, it has got everything.
00:20:49
Speaker 3: I did tell you about the time when I was– I just turned 18. And I was at somewhere in California.
00:20:57
Speaker 1: Santa Monica.
00:20:58
Speaker 3: That was a horrible beach actually. I don't know if it was Huntington. Anyway, and a woman said, oh, where are you from? And I said, oh, Australia. And she said, oh, did you drive?
00:21:08
Speaker 2: What?
00:21:09
Speaker 3: And I looked at her like this was a middle-aged woman. I went, no. She was dead serious.
00:21:16
Speaker 1: A couple of the boys when they're overseas, a couple of our producers, they're in Vegas playing the tables and these two guys go, you guys from Australia, what do you do? And one of them said, oh, I'm a shooey. They went, what's a shooey? They said, oh, at the start of the day, we go onto the Harbour Bridge and we shoo the kangaroos off.
00:21:32
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
00:21:33
Speaker 1: The other one went, what? Surely that's the job. He goes, yeah, yeah, my mate's a shooey as well, aren't you? He goes, yeah, I'm a shooey. I shoo the koalas. They're like, called their friends and said, you've got to listen to this.
00:21:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're very naive to the rest of the world.
00:21:44
Speaker 1: But I will say this, like, as far as the MCG is concerned, I, like, I don't think it's ideal. It's too big a ground, like it's circular. It would have been better for– Allianz State would have been so better for a game day experience.
00:21:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:21:58
Speaker 1: However, on television, the 100,000 people looked amazing and it was– the average ticket sale was $ 400 and there were over 100,000 people in the game.
00:22:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, the money.
00:22:09
Speaker 4: I thought they sold out of beer to Asahi.
00:22:11
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. They sold out of it.
00:22:13
Speaker 3: It was a bit like the Billy Joel concert, really. Like, seriously– Billy could have been playing in Jersey.
00:22:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jersey.
00:22:21
Speaker 3: It was very far away.
00:22:22
Speaker 1: But on that, I've used this opportunity to detour into one of my favourite bands who performed there, the Jonas Brothers. Really? Yeah, so what did you think?
00:22:33
Speaker 3: I just said that.
00:22:34
Speaker 1: Everyone was raving about them doing You're the Voice. I didn't do it.
00:22:37
Speaker 4: You didn't like it?
00:22:38
Speaker 1: I really didn't like it.
00:22:39
Speaker 4: What about some of their other stuff?
00:22:40
Speaker 1: Do you like that?
00:22:42
Speaker 3: Did they just sing the one song?
00:22:44
Speaker 4: They sung some of their stuff.
00:22:45
Speaker 2: Like what?
00:22:46
Speaker 4: Burning Up.
00:22:47
Speaker 3: How's that go?
00:22:48
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't want to sing it.
00:22:49
Speaker 2: Burning up. Burning up. Burning up.
00:22:51
Speaker 3: I think that's Madonna, bro.
00:22:53
Speaker 1: Okay, so I've got to go just quickly. A Jonas Brothers quiz. That's fun. Yeah, just four ones. Just jump in with your buzzer. Jump in the buzzer. Okay, first question. How many Jonas Brothers are there?
00:23:04
Speaker 2: Four.
00:23:05
Speaker 1: Exactly. There are three that are in the band, and the fourth one who's not part of the band, his name is Frankie, and they call him the bonus Jonas. Second question.
00:23:15
Speaker 4: He's not in there.
00:23:16
Speaker 2: What does he do?
00:23:17
Speaker 1: I don't know, like the fourth Hemsworth brother does. Hemsworth's brother.
00:23:21
Speaker 3: Lives his life peacefully, bless.
00:23:24
Speaker 1: All three were born in different states of America. Name one. Yeah, Trish.
00:23:29
Speaker 2: California.
00:23:31
Speaker 1: Incorrect.
00:23:32
Speaker 2: Anyone?
00:23:32
Speaker 4: I would say Los Angeles.
00:23:35
Speaker 1: Incorrect.
00:23:35
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a state.
00:23:36
Speaker 1: That's California. Jack, anything?
00:23:39
Speaker 2: I'll go with New York.
00:23:41
Speaker 1: Oh, close. New Jersey, Arkansas, and Texas. What year did the band initially break up?
00:23:47
Speaker 3: Cooper.
00:23:48
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:23:48
Speaker 1: Oh, they broke up? They broke up initially.
00:23:52
Speaker 4: 2017.
00:23:54
Speaker 1: Incorrect, Trish. Free throw at the stumps.
00:23:56
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that they had broken up. 2020.
00:23:59
Speaker 1: Incorrect, Jack.
00:24:00
Speaker 2: I go 2013.
00:24:01
Speaker 1: Yes, Jack, correct. For a bonus point, when did they reform?
00:24:06
Speaker 2: I'll say, I'm going to go... I'm going to put COVID factor into it. I'm going to say they missed each other like we do when we hate, we don't see each other. 2021. Incorrect.
00:24:15
Speaker 1: It was 2019. And last one. What is the Jonas Brothers' biggest hit?
00:24:20
Speaker 4: Cooper.
00:24:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:24:21
Speaker 4: Burning Up.
00:24:22
Speaker 1: Incorrect.
00:24:23
Speaker 3: What?
00:24:24
Speaker 1: Surely you know this.
00:24:25
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
00:24:26
Speaker 3: I've got no Jonas songs.
00:24:28
Speaker 2: Sucker.
00:24:29
Speaker 4: How does it go?
00:24:30
Speaker 3: For a bonus point.
00:24:31
Speaker 4: I know how it goes.
00:24:32
Speaker 1: You sucker dog.
00:24:33
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:24:34
Speaker 3: If you can sing it, you'll. Actually equal, Jack and I.
00:24:37
Speaker 4: Well, I actually know what it is. It's I'm a sucker for you.
00:24:40
Speaker 1: There it is.
00:24:40
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
00:24:42
Speaker 2: I love how you try to lean to the fact that you're still trying to be cool with people.
00:24:45
Speaker 1: That is the Jonas Brothers quiz. I enjoyed it.
00:24:47
Speaker 2: You know what?
00:24:47
Speaker 4: I did off the back of that as well because like you just said, there's a fourth forgotten brother. So I just did up a quick list of my top five favorite forgotten siblings in the world.
00:24:58
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:24:58
Speaker 4: Obviously, the Hemsworths. Yeah, well, I'm smart.
00:25:01
Speaker 3: That's quick.
00:25:02
Speaker 4: Obviously, the Hemsworths, right?
00:25:04
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:25:04
Speaker 2: Luke. Luke.
00:25:05
Speaker 4: They've got Liam and Chris, but then the forgotten one, Luke, who's my favourite.
00:25:10
Speaker 1: And the fourth brother, who I used to train with at Fitness First at DY.
00:25:14
Speaker 5: What?
00:25:14
Speaker 4: He's the fourth one?
00:25:15
Speaker 1: I didn't know until I went out once and met Liam, and the other brother was there. He said, oh, Matty, how are you going? I said, oh, mate, haven't seen you for years. You guys mates. He goes, no, I'm their brother. That's Luke. I didn't know. Another one. There's a fourth one.
00:25:24
Speaker 2: What?
00:25:24
Speaker 4: There's another one?
00:25:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the bonus Hemsworth. True story, though.
00:25:27
Speaker 3: What's his name, then?
00:25:28
Speaker 1: Trish, I just said.
00:25:29
Speaker 2: I don't know.
00:25:30
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Good trainer.
00:25:32
Speaker 2: The bonus brother.
00:25:33
Speaker 1: I think he lives locally.
00:25:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does.
00:25:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's hope so.
00:25:36
Speaker 4: Mark and Steve Waugh, obviously they've got a brother, Dean Waugh.
00:25:39
Speaker 1: Yes. As well.
00:25:40
Speaker 2: Yep.
00:25:41
Speaker 1: Was that the question?
00:25:42
Speaker 4: No, that's not a question.
00:25:43
Speaker 1: Oh, it's trivia.
00:25:43
Speaker 3: It's enlightening us.
00:25:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is Dean Waugh.
00:25:45
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not giving trivia. I'm just telling you my favourite one.
00:25:48
Speaker 1: He played for Bankstown Cricket Club.
00:25:50
Speaker 4: Brad Pitt, he has a brother?
00:25:52
Speaker 1: Yes. Interviewed him on Triple M.
00:25:53
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:25:53
Speaker 4: What was his name then?
00:25:54
Speaker 1: Doug Pitt.
00:25:56
Speaker 2: Is it actually? Yeah, that's his name.
00:25:57
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
00:25:57
Speaker 2: That's really unfortunate.
00:25:58
Speaker 4: Why did you interview him?
00:25:59
Speaker 1: He came on. He was doing a thing for Telstra or something. He came out. Oh, really?
00:26:03
Speaker 4: Does he act?
00:26:04
Speaker 2: No.
00:26:04
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:26:06
Speaker 3: And you know Brad's name is actually not Brad. That's his middle name.
00:26:10
Speaker 4: What's his first name?
00:26:10
Speaker 3: I can't remember. I just saw it on a trivia thing the other day. It's something Bradley Pitt.
00:26:17
Speaker 4: And Benji Marshall, obviously his brother, his brother is Jeremy Marshall King. I didn't know that.
00:26:22
Speaker 3: His little dude used to play touch.
00:26:25
Speaker 2: Is that right? Brad's middle name, first name is William.
00:26:27
Speaker 1: William.
00:26:27
Speaker 2: Bill.
00:26:28
Speaker 3: That's it. William Bradley Pitt.
00:26:30
Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
00:26:31
Speaker 4: Bill Pitt. I forgot that Benji's– Bill Pitt.
00:26:36
Speaker 1: So good.
00:26:37
Speaker 3: Doesn't have the same ring.
00:26:39
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:26:40
Speaker 4: But Benji Marshall, Jeremy Marsh King. I didn't realise they were brothers.
00:26:43
Speaker 3: Really?
00:26:43
Speaker 4: And then they've got another one, Jordan Marsh King. He plays touch football.
00:26:46
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:26:47
Speaker 4: And then my favourite forgotten sibling, Matthew, you're in Andrew's sister, Kate Johns.
00:26:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:26:53
Speaker 1: Mate, she was a very good sports girl. Mate, she was gun.
00:26:55
Speaker 3: Oh, she broke bits and bobs.
00:26:57
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:26:58
Speaker 1: Succeeding. Yeah. Great nipple player. And then they ended up playing rugby league recently, not that long ago, and broke a leg.
00:27:06
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like, why don't?
00:27:09
Speaker 4: She's playing for the Goeys, so it's not going out.
00:27:11
Speaker 3: She was, she was.
00:27:11
Speaker 1: If you want to know what she looks like, honestly, her and Joey could be twins.
00:27:14
Speaker 2: Twins. Twins.
00:27:15
Speaker 4: That's like not a compliment.
00:27:17
Speaker 3: They are twins. Can I just say something? I've got a quote of the week.
00:27:22
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:27:23
Speaker 3: Jack Johns. So, you know, we've moved back into the renovated house. So– Jack and Gem walked in. I said, oh, can you please take your shoes off? And then they sort of took a few steps in. I went, oh, at the door? Jack's response, you don't have to be such a bitch about it.
00:27:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he didn't.
00:27:44
Speaker 3: How's that?
00:27:46
Speaker 4: What's the quote? Just you saying you don't have to be such a bitch about it.
00:27:50
Speaker 2: Say exactly how you said it, Trish.
00:27:53
Speaker 3: I said, oh, can you guys take your shoes off at the door?
00:27:56
Speaker 1: You didn't say it like that.
00:27:57
Speaker 3: So how did I say it?
00:27:58
Speaker 4: How did you say it, Jack?
00:27:59
Speaker 2: She said it like a bitch.
00:28:01
Speaker 1: Like how?
00:28:02
Speaker 3: Like how?
00:28:02
Speaker 4: But do you remember?
00:28:05
Speaker 2: Why would I walk in the house and say that straight out the back?
00:28:08
Speaker 4: No, you did.
00:28:10
Speaker 3: But then you took a few steps and that's why I said, oh, at the door. And that's when you said you don't have to be a pitcher.
00:28:16
Speaker 1: You do have a bad way. You have got a bad manner, Trish. It's like when every morning, can you put the toilet seat down? I said, I'll start doing it when you start doing it.
00:28:23
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you keep saying.
00:28:24
Speaker 4: Hey, did you see that girl, the High Rocks girl during the week as well?
00:28:27
Speaker 3: What's a High Rocks?
00:28:28
Speaker 4: So High Rocks is like, it's almost like CrossFit, like people do CrossFit. Now, she competed at the High Rocks. She was an Aussie and she won, but she went viral because she like soiled herself during it, like really badly, like pooed.
00:28:40
Speaker 2: Oh, pooed.
00:28:40
Speaker 4: Like pooed everywhere during it. So it was like all run down her legs. It was on some of the equipment. And she went viral. She won.
00:28:46
Speaker 2: Wow.
00:28:46
Speaker 4: But now Hyrox has come out because people like– a lot of people were like, that's pretty disgusting, which is fair play.
00:28:51
Speaker 1: It's pretty disgusting.
00:28:52
Speaker 3: No one likes to– It's effort.
00:28:54
Speaker 2: But it is effort.
00:28:55
Speaker 4: And when you have a lot of lactic acid, like you naturally– you either need to spew or you need to poo.
00:29:00
Speaker 3: That is exactly true.
00:29:01
Speaker 1: Lactic acid because it's like poison in the body. It's a poison in the body. just tries to expel it from the body, either by vomiting. It's like coffee.
00:29:10
Speaker 3: Where was this? I've never heard of this.
00:29:12
Speaker 4: I don't know exactly where it was. It was probably in Australia, the event itself.
00:29:15
Speaker 1: You know, that's what coffee is. When you drink coffee, the body wants to get rid of it as quick as it can. It doesn't like it. So that's why it speeds you up, speeds your metabolism.
00:29:23
Speaker 4: Now, Hyrax, they've put a rule in now, so if you soil yourself, you're disqualified.
00:29:28
Speaker 3: Oh, get out of that. That's so not.
00:29:31
Speaker 1: Communists.
00:29:31
Speaker 3: That's not very fair.
00:29:33
Speaker 4: That's what I thought because I.
00:29:34
Speaker 2: Thought, oh. She had shit all running down her legs and continued to perform alongside people. I think. I think it's a fair rule.
00:29:40
Speaker 4: Who hasn't done that?
00:29:43
Speaker 3: Doesn't creatine and things like that also make.
00:29:46
Speaker 1: You a bit foolish? I bet you she had pre-workout. That does it.
00:29:49
Speaker 4: Pretty safe bet, I reckon.
00:29:50
Speaker 1: She would have had some pre-workout.
00:29:53
Speaker 3: That's a bit tough. I feel sorry for her. She's actually humiliated herself. And now people are punishing her for it.
00:30:01
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I don't think. If you're an athlete who trains that hard that often, I think you'd be all right.
00:30:08
Speaker 1: No, I tell you what, I've disagreed with Trish a lot of the time. I'm with her. She should be celebrated for shitting herself.
00:30:12
Speaker 3: I think so too, actually. I know it's not great, but she has just pushed through. I reckon I'd commend her.
00:30:20
Speaker 4: A lot of people like Lee on a big training session, like the lactic acid, and they don't soil themselves to the effect that she did where it was everywhere.
00:30:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, maybe they don't try hard enough.
00:30:30
Speaker 4: That's a great point. And you can tell Dale Finucane that yourself.
00:30:33
Speaker 1: When you do go to the toilet and, you know, the excrement, of course it is contained in the bowl. You didn't realize how big it is. Other times when you accidentally do it for yourself, it's amazing how much there is.
00:30:44
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
00:30:45
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:30:45
Speaker 4: Well, mate, I'll show you the picture after this. It's astounding how much there is. I won't do it now because I know Dad has a history of just vomiting. Was it liquid-ish?
00:30:55
Speaker 1: It was, yeah.
00:30:55
Speaker 2: It was bad.
00:30:56
Speaker 1: You've been cooking in there.
00:30:57
Speaker 4: We're going to do our tips.
00:30:58
Speaker 3: But you do know that whenever you strain that hard though, like I don't know if you boys know that. You probably don't. And I didn't know until I went through pregnancy. Apparently a lot of women poo themselves when you're delivering a child.
00:31:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
00:31:15
Speaker 2: I've heard that. Yeah.
00:31:17
Speaker 3: It's that straining.
00:31:18
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's all the future mums. Something to look forward to. And all the future dads as well.
00:31:23
Speaker 4: And the future dads and doctors who are in the room.
00:31:25
Speaker 1: I'd say stick up around the head area.
00:31:27
Speaker 3: I asked for an M, an NMR. That would have been my nightmare. M & M.
00:31:32
Speaker 2: Is that a Skrillex.
00:31:34
Speaker 3: Song?
00:31:35
Speaker 2: Dad has no idea.
00:31:36
Speaker 4: Don't charity laugh.
00:31:38
Speaker 3: Charity laugh, I like that. Tip thing. Kiva, you're still leading. You are 129. You got four points last week.
00:31:45
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:31:46
Speaker 3: I'm on 121. I only got one team right. Yep. Matt, you've jumped. You're in third place, 119. Jack, you're just behind him, 118. So this week we've got the Roosters and the Sharks. Who are we picking?
00:31:59
Speaker 1: I'm going the Sharkies and Upset.
00:32:00
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:32:01
Speaker 2: Jacko? I'm still going Roosters. I think you've got a young squad. I think they can back up after last week.
00:32:05
Speaker 4: You also, because we have the 10 bonus points for you picked the Roosters last week for your grand final win.
00:32:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've got to double down.
00:32:10
Speaker 4: So you're doubling down. Yeah, I'm going to go the Chooks as well.
00:32:12
Speaker 3: I'm going Sharkies as well.
00:32:14
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:32:14
Speaker 4: Wow, you're going the Sharks.
00:32:16
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:32:17
Speaker 4: Warriors versus Knights. Who are you going?
00:32:18
Speaker 3: I'm going Waz because they're my pick for the GF.
00:32:21
Speaker 1: Again, I'm going to go for an opposite. I'm going Newcastle. Their style of football is perfect for the Waz.
00:32:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you. I'm going the Knights as well. They've just seemed to impress and impress the more they play.
00:32:32
Speaker 4: Oh, God. I'm going the– it is that. I'm going the Waz.
00:32:37
Speaker 1: It is daddy.
00:32:39
Speaker 2: Daddy.
00:32:40
Speaker 3: Okay, and then we've still got our grand final winners. Trish is on the Waz. Matt's on the Waz. Cooper's the Dolphin.
00:32:45
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:32:46
Speaker 3: And Jack the Rooster.
00:32:47
Speaker 4: So if we pick that, you get 10 bonus points.
00:32:49
Speaker 3: I know. So that could be a screaming finish.
00:32:55
Speaker 4: You are amazing.
00:32:56
Speaker 3: Thank you, Cooper.
00:32:57
Speaker 4: You continue to impress me every week.
00:32:58
Speaker 3: Thank you. I really have to pee, so we need to go now.
00:33:00
Speaker 4: Okay, righto.
00:33:01
Speaker 1: Hold on a second.
00:33:02
Speaker 2: What? Oh, no.
00:33:03
Speaker 3: Oh, no, he's going to do another song.
00:33:04
Speaker 5: Johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatles song. Love me do, I think it was, and from there it didn't take him long. Got himself a guitar, used to play every night. Now he's in a rock and roll outfit and everything's all right, don't you know?
00:33:24
Speaker 1: Thanks, guys. I think I'm not getting the support I'm after. Anyway, have a good one, guys.
00:33:28
Speaker 3: I saw the look on Jack's face. It made me angry.
Speaker 1: Right here on the Cooper and Matty Johns podcast. Right here, right now. That's classic stuff.
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Speaker 2: Trish, I really like your outfit today.
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Speaker 1: It's good.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, Jacko. I've been to Scotch and Soda.
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Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 2: It wasn't an opportunity to plug.
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Speaker 3: I'm in love with this. This is like my favourite top ever.
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Speaker 4: That one is.
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Speaker 3: Expect to see me in it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, just to clarify what Dad just said. Dad just yelled out Squirter. That's his nickname for the guy who owns Scotch and Soda, Peter McQuirter. Not his nickname for Mum.
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Speaker 1: Great man, Peter McQuirter. He did a couple of amazing things. He was a coach back in the day with Valleys, played for Queensland and– Mate, he's a fashion designer. Wait for this. He designed the Melbourne Storm jersey in the colours.
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Speaker 3: Did he do that?
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Speaker 1: Because him and John Rebo were best mates and Reeves went to him and said, Squirter, you know about fashion, design the jersey. And he went, yellow, purple and blue. And Reeves said, are you kidding? He said, honestly, do it. It's a good regal.
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Speaker 2: Honestly, that's probably the earliest title I've ever gotten for a podcast so far. Which one? The Squirter.
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Speaker 1: He's the man.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: He's the man. We dedicate this to you.
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Speaker 4: Hey, I wanted to say, because last week on the Family Podcast, it was an unusual episode.
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Speaker 3: I heard it was the best one ever.
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Speaker 4: Trish, for your ears, it certainly was.
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Speaker 3: No, everyone was saying.
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Speaker 4: Well, I got some feedback from it. And I also want to promise this episode with saying, because Matthew, you went on Terrell May's podcast, Mayday, during the week?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did it a fair while ago.
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Speaker 4: And what, it just got released?
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Speaker 1: I actually thought they must have dumped it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. It was because what?
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Speaker 1: I thought they dumped it. I just thought, I remember thinking, where's it gone? Someone said to me.
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Speaker 2: It aligned at a very similar time when they started going bad, I think. I think it.
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Speaker 1: Might have been.
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Speaker 2: I'd say there was the old maybe just save the off-season fellas.
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Speaker 1: Wait till we come good and they never did.
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Speaker 4: But it was good. There was lots of family. I encourage all our listeners to go listen to it. It was very good. Lots of family chat. I feel like we don't appreciate each other enough when we're in this room because we We all annoy each other so much.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And it probably is like that.
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Speaker 3: Cooper, you don't annoy me.
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Speaker 4: Well, one out of three ain't.
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Speaker 2: Bad.
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Speaker 3: One out of three ain't bad.
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Speaker 1: Someone's annoying already. Sorry, Coop, continue.
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Speaker 2: On the back of last week's potty too, can we just make sure Trisha's bottle isn't full of alcohol after this?
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Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
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Speaker 4: Well, she was out.
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Speaker 1: She's already on the plonk.
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Speaker 4: What I'm trying to say is the plonk. I love you guys and I do very much enjoy all of your guys' company.
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Speaker 3: And do you know what, Cooper? I feel your love.
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Speaker 4: I think we love each other more when we're not around each other.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.
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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: I love Trish so much when I'm the other side of the world.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so much is so needy.
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Speaker 4: But this guy, and letting people who comment on Spotify and YouTube, Trish has now made an account to reply to haters.
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Speaker 3: I've always had an account.
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Speaker 4: Well, you've just started being active and replying.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes I do.
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Speaker 4: Someone just said, I want to say how proud I am of Trish Johns. Despite countless hurdles, trials, and tribulations, She continues to face with her morning alcohol consumption. She was able to persevere and interrupt Matthew for 51 minutes straight this podcast.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: So that was a good. And then from Lil Rogo who.
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Speaker 3: Could you just say, and what was my response?
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Speaker 4: You just did two laughing emojis. So not that clever. You just like.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I didn't want to go everywhere. I think it was Rojo that was, I went.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: This one said, Rogo, he's quite vocal all the time. Great ep today, guys. Criticized two weeks ago and the team has responded well. Trish, you managed to interrupt someone for 43 times during this episode. 26 of those happened in the first 14 minutes. Don't let the boys stop you. Keep making it difficult to understand what's being said.
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Speaker 3: Fuck you, Rogo.
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Speaker 1: Just on that point.
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Speaker 3: No, and what did I respond to him? Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, whenever I seem to speak, that isn't considered an interruption.
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Speaker 2: We love you, Lil' Rogo.
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Speaker 1: Lil' Rogo. Thank you for saying that.
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Speaker 3: Rogo, if I find you in a dark alley, you're in trouble, man.
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Speaker 4: Go on, Dad.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, that's... Number four, interruption. Rogo, you're onto something. Thank you for saying, Rogo, the things that needed to be said. Can I just make a point before we continue on what we've been talking about?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I'm a sensitive soul. I am. Don't interrupt. And I sometimes, I don't like it when everyone, when things start to turn bad in the studio, and I don't like it when I start to get disrespected. I don't get disrespected on Backstage. I get disrespected on this. So I've got a safe word that I'm going to warn you about. Oh, cool. If I start to feel uneasy, I'm going to say trinket.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And then what do you want us to do with that?
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Speaker 3: Do we all get one?
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Speaker 1: Just understand that, okay?
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Speaker 3: Do we all get one?
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Speaker 2: No, you don't.
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Speaker 4: That sounds fair. When we hear trinket, what do we do?
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Speaker 1: I want you to think to yourselves.
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Speaker 3: Just tell him that he has nice ears.
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Speaker 1: Perfect.
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Speaker 2: Trinket. You've been drinking already, haven't you?
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Speaker 4: Have you had a drink?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Did you have a drink?
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Speaker 2: Oh, I was on to something.
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Speaker 3: I might have.
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Speaker 4: Have you put alcohol in a water bottle?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: This is how it starts. It's your fault, Cooper.
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Speaker 3: You get sponsored by these people and it tastes so good. It's like Passione.
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Speaker 1: I love it.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 4: I've got to stop getting sponsored. Damn it. Have a gulp.
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Speaker 2: Jesus, she's going to drink the bottle.
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Speaker 4: It is so good. They are really good. What I want to say is true because you've had a hard day today, right? Well, I think you've had a hard day. Well, me and Poppy went down and watched. Dad, have you ever seen mum play tennis, boys?
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Speaker 2: Briefly once I played with her and she was very good.
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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Kermit the Frog ride a bike?
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Speaker 4: Well, what I'm saying is Trish is actually pretty good.
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Speaker 3: Ever watch an octopus ride a surfboard?
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 4: What does that mean?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you look like, dickhead.
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Speaker 4: What is that?
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Speaker 2: Trish.
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Speaker 3: I went for the jugular because he knows that my old boyfriend was a surfer and that's why he never used to surf in front of me.
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Speaker 1: That's a long time. More to five.
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Speaker 4: Trish, that was 40.
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Speaker 3: I should have been more to five.
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Speaker 4: That was 40 years ago.
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Speaker 3: I know. Well, not that long.
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Speaker 4: Okay, talk about old boyfriends from 40 years ago. Just seriously, get over it or get under it.
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Speaker 1: Get back on it.
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Speaker 4: Now, your tennis instructor, he- I love him, Matt.
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Speaker 1: Can you stop interrupting?
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Speaker 2: Please.
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Speaker 4: He might just be the, like, he's almost like something out of The Biggest Loser, like Commando. I haven't seen, someone needs to remind him, this isn't an under sevens tennis instructor. They're under seventies.
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Speaker 3: Like, this is- You know I'm the oldest.
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Speaker 4: How old are you?
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Speaker 3: Well, you know how old I am.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 3: I'm the eldest of that group. Sometimes I have to remind him.
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Speaker 2: Were you really?
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Speaker 1: My God, some of them are buzzards.
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Speaker 3: Because he thinks that.
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Speaker 4: Even the one in the wheelchair?
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Speaker 2: She's very good for you.
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Speaker 1: They've had hard lives, some of those women.
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Speaker 2: Women.
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Speaker 1: Women.
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Speaker 4: Well, he actually makes you run a fair bit.
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Speaker 3: Well, it is meant to be.
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Speaker 4: When you saw us, Trish sort of just took a quick break and turned around to us and he's like, Hey, guys, how are you? And he was like, Trish, focus, and just hit the ball straight at her. And then by the time she turned around, it was already too late.
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Speaker 1: It just hit her.
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Speaker 4: And I was like, this seems a bit extreme for old ladies playing tennis.
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Speaker 1: Oh, excuse me. These are all buzzards.
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Speaker 3: These are buzzards.
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Speaker 2: In fairness.
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Speaker 3: What we are is what we are.
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Speaker 2: Imagine trying to wrangle Trish in. Honestly, it would be harder than kindergarten kids.
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Speaker 4: Well, at one stage, he was yelling, focus, Trish, focus. Because he clearly was trying to make the intensity quick. And you, like, did a bad shot and you'd kind of turn back to see if we were looking and you're like, oh, I mustn't have had it to my back. And then he was like, focus, Trish, and just kept hitting her back at you.
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Speaker 1: I reckon she'd be pissed this morning. I reckon that's part of it. She's drinking at 11 o'clock.
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Speaker 3: Jack, say nothing.
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Speaker 1: I reckon 8 o'clock in the morning.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 4: Hang on, what?
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Speaker 2: Nothing.
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Speaker 4: Did you ever drink?
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Speaker 3: No, I did not drink this morning.
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Speaker 2: No, Trish might have had a drink and I might have protected her yesterday. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh, did you? Well, when yesterday?
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Speaker 3: Just yesterday afternoon.
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Speaker 4: Oh, in the afternoon?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh, well, that's okay.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, judgy. That's the first one, Jackson.
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Speaker 2: Dad come home to me and goes, geez, Trish's on the bitch. She had three coffees. And I went, hmm.
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Speaker 1: I knew. I did, though. We were at dinner.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had caffeine. I had a coffee. I had my protein coffee drink. And I had a Coke Zero.
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Speaker 1: I said to Trish, I got home to Jackson, I said, mate, because I said to Trish, have you been drinking? I said, you're out there. You were like, no, I haven't been drinking. That's the other thing. She's starting to become a real liar too.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 1: She farted on Father's Day.
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Speaker 4: Oh, I saw you just saying that.
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Speaker 1: It was so bad.
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Speaker 4: You spoke about this last week.
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Speaker 1: It was so bad though. I just want to remind the listeners.
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Speaker 3: But could I just say something?
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Speaker 1: I think you're going to anyway.
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Speaker 3: There is nothing worse than a man... pissing in the toilet and farting at the same time.
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Speaker 4: Do you not like that?
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Speaker 3: Oh, my God, it's disgusting.
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Speaker 4: See, it's hard for a guy.
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Speaker 3: I don't mind hearing pee. I don't mind a fart. Together.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, on that, there's nothing worse than listening to your wife on the toilet. urinating and fending farting at the same time.
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Speaker 4: That's not.
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Speaker 1: That's true.
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Speaker 3: But that happened.
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Speaker 4: You would hate the, jeez, Dad, I didn't need that.
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Speaker 1: Hose it down.
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Speaker 4: I didn't need that vivid picture of my mum. Like that is not what I needed.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: I can't tell if this is the greatest radio style start of a podcast we've ever had or the worst.
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Speaker 1: 13533, give us a call, tell us your thoughts.
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Speaker 3: You know, I only just learnt recently from my friend, Rosemary, that apparently there's closed fannies and open fannies. And she said, which are you? And I've got no idea. She goes, haven't you ever.
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Speaker 1: Looked at it?
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Speaker 3: I went, no.
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Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, Cooper.
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Speaker 4: Can I just say, right?
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Speaker 2: Stop.
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, Trish. Now, Jack.
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Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
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Speaker 4: Trish, is that really a topic you want to discuss with your sons? Like, is that really a topic? Because I don't get felt uncomfortable about many things. I don't want to talk about that right now, I think. Do you reckon that's fair?
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Speaker 3: Interesting, though. the time I'm on my way, I was in the city and I get a phone call and go, Mum, I think I've got a tick on my dick. And then I walk into the house and you're actually on my dining table and the boys are inspecting your genital area. But that's okay, right? Yeah, no problem.
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Speaker 2: It's fine.
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Speaker 1: Double standards.
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Speaker 2: What have you done? I'm with Trish. Double standards, you pig.
00:10:25
Speaker 4: That's not double standards. That was a medical emergency. What I'm saying is I really don't– I just don't– I want this podcast to be somewhat clean today. Is that okay with you?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too.
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Speaker 3: A medical emergency is when a child comes out of your body.
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Speaker 2: That is a medical emergency, I suppose.
00:10:40
Speaker 4: Okay. I'm going to get this back on track. Now, Trish, from our week this week, shout out to the Titans NRLW girls. They've won.
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Speaker 1: Flying.
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Speaker 3: They are amazing.
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Speaker 4: They are amazing.
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Speaker 1: They are so good. You went to the GWS game instead of going to support the girls.
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Speaker 2: In fairness, she was at the pub. Trish was. She had her phone up and she was watching the NFL.
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Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
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Speaker 1: At the pub.
00:11:01
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm seeing a pattern.
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Speaker 4: Well, we went out to Newtown to watch the game. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well, it was my only opportunity to go and watch Poppy play and I really wanted to and I wanted to support her.
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Speaker 4: You're a good luck charm because I got beat by 50.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Well, you were there too, bro.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but I've been to games where they've actually won as well.
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Speaker 3: Only won.
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Speaker 1: One game.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 3: On the AFLW, I would make a shocking player.
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Speaker 1: Jeez, that's a revelation. What?
00:11:30
Speaker 3: No, seriously, in the back play, like the ball's nowhere near them. Girls are shoving the other girls in the back.
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Speaker 1: That's a very AFL thing.
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Speaker 3: I would be getting my elbow and going, boink, sister.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very shocking. It's a very shovey sport.
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Speaker 2: Shovey, shovey. Yeah, it's strange.
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Speaker 3: And I get it when you've got the ball, but when the ball's nowhere near you.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's rules they're allowed to shove. And I always say that because they don't even have a sin bin. So like no one ever really throws punches or anything. But I always find if you put a rugby league person out there and you're getting shoved like that in the back or like they do that weird little like jersey grab and they shoulder each other, like they just get punched in the head.
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Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely.
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Speaker 3: So I think I'd be more of a rugby league person. player than if as, you know.
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Speaker 1: I'll give Ivan Cleary a thought. If Nathan's no good for the grand final, let's see what we can do.
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Speaker 2: Let's frank.
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Speaker 3: Well, Paris don't have an AFLW team, you know.
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Speaker 4: Well, it's because they're an NRL team.
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Speaker 3: Oh, shit, yeah, you knew what I meant. NRL, whatever.
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Speaker 4: You're amazing.
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Speaker 3: So many acronyms.
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Speaker 1: Italy's coming up, guys. Italy not far away. We're getting excited.
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Speaker 4: That's three weeks. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So excited.
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Speaker 4: Have you guys thought, Jack just had an international tournament Driver's license arrived.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got my international driver's license because me and Jem will be driving, or I'll be driving from Milan to Zamat and Lake Como with Mr. George Clooney.
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Speaker 3: Oh, Lake Como.
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Speaker 4: What do you have to, in terms of getting an international license, do you have to pass a test or anything?
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Speaker 2: No, no, no. It's pretty set. I think we've got one of the higher in the world. I'd say we've got one of the more like you've got to jump through a few loops to get your license. So I think we're okay. I'd say some other nations would probably, have to jump through a few other ones.
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Speaker 3: I don't think they do, to be honest. I've seen some.
00:13:08
Speaker 1: Who are the worst drivers in the world?
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Speaker 2: I'm not saying.
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Speaker 1: The Italians are pretty bad. I'm not saying.
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Speaker 3: The French are pretty bad.
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Speaker 1: I've been to a lot of countries. There's probably one better, but there's probably one worse, but let's just not offend, you know, other nations and nationalities. So, Coop, now we're going to go. So, Jack, La Coma, you're going to go there. You're going to Zamat. What about you, Coops?
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Speaker 4: We're going to Amsterdam to see Razman.
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Speaker 1: Oh, going razzle-dazzle. How is he going, Razman? Razman.
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Speaker 4: He actually got stopped by some Kiwi listeners in the pub the other day.
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Speaker 3: Recognized?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:13:37
Speaker 4: Those people that don't know the Rosemary, I used to get him on quite a bit. He's one of my best friends and biggest Titan supporter known to mankind. Although he hasn't been following much of it this year. But he's obviously working at a burger and wine shop in Amsterdam.
00:13:52
Speaker 2: What?
00:13:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a burger and wine store. That's his new job at the moment. And he said, He went in there, hung over us the other day and there was these four Kiwi boys in there and they all like recognised him from the potty. And he said it was the last time, like it was the last people I wanted to see because all they wanted to ask questions about was like, where's JJ Brimson going? And he was like, I don't know. And he was like, nah, you definitely know. Razman knows all. So shout out to him. I'm going to go catch up with him, which will be fun.
00:14:16
Speaker 3: How long till he's coming home?
00:14:17
Speaker 4: I don't know.
00:14:18
Speaker 2: We need him back.
00:14:19
Speaker 3: Oh, really?
00:14:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. He doesn't know when.
00:14:20
Speaker 3: Like he's a highly, he's a clever boy.
00:14:23
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:14:24
Speaker 4: What does that got to do with anything?
00:14:25
Speaker 1: Catching good stock.
00:14:26
Speaker 3: No, but he's like working in a bar. I like that style.
00:14:31
Speaker 4: Hang on a second. Okay, go back.
00:14:32
Speaker 3: No, he could be doing anything is what I'm saying. He could be doing anything and he's just enjoying the lifestyle at the moment. I like that. Okay. For a young man.
00:14:41
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:14:41
Speaker 1: Slight concern here. Wife I love very much.
00:14:46
Speaker 3: Really?
00:14:47
Speaker 1: Drinking problem. I'm thinking, you know, I just don't want you to go back a little bit like that movie, The Other Guys with Gator. I don't want you to go back to that girl that I first started going out with that had a horrific drug problem.
00:15:01
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
00:15:02
Speaker 1: No, horrific drug problem. No, mate, you never did.
00:15:06
Speaker 4: No, gator.
00:15:07
Speaker 3: No, gator the other guys. I don't know what it is.
00:15:09
Speaker 4: You're off today.
00:15:11
Speaker 1: No, I'm good. Well, I've had plenty on.
00:15:12
Speaker 4: Oh, you're frazzled and running back from the city, aren't you?
00:15:14
Speaker 3: I know you're under the pump.
00:15:15
Speaker 1: I've been under the pump.
00:15:16
Speaker 4: What with?
00:15:17
Speaker 2: Go on.
00:15:18
Speaker 1: No, it was just we're in the city and we had some things. We had to wait and we had to come back and do our preview for week week two of the finals. Then I had to do SEM with Fletch and Joel. Then I had to do this. And basically the times were starting to close in.
00:15:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, but, buddy, like sometimes just learn to accept what you can.
00:15:41
Speaker 4: Go on.
00:15:41
Speaker 2: You got it.
00:15:42
Speaker 3: Not change and do better.
00:15:46
Speaker 1: That is the biggest bunch of mixed metaphors I've ever heard.
00:15:51
Speaker 3: No, I'm very good at that. No, but seriously, some things you can't change. Do you know what my, you know what, and I'm going to roll right in right now.
00:15:59
Speaker 4: Okay, go.
00:16:01
Speaker 3: To my tradies. My tradies, my boys, they haven't been here this week, and bless them and I love them so much, but it's been a joy. I actually went out into the yard today and I picked every bit of plastic and cigarette butt and everything else I could find out there so that Luigi can actually go out there shortly because we're getting some landscaping done.
00:16:24
Speaker 2: But.
00:16:25
Speaker 3: I forgot my chain.
00:16:27
Speaker 1: I was going to say, going good. Thank you for leading us down that cul-de-sac.
00:16:32
Speaker 4: What are you talking about? You know, I said to you, I remember I said to you five weeks ago, I said, let's have no drinking leading into a potty anymore because Dad did it and trailed off one time.
00:16:43
Speaker 3: Well, that's why I just snuck it.
00:16:45
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have ratted.
00:16:46
Speaker 4: Yourself in because now I can tell. It's all I can tell is how blind you are.
00:16:49
Speaker 3: I'm not blind.
00:16:50
Speaker 1: You are blind.
00:16:50
Speaker 3: It's only my second one.
00:16:52
Speaker 4: Trish, you know it only takes one for you to get blind. Hey, well, on Traders, Trish, I believe you've actually written a– well, Dad did the poem for– what was it? The Escort? The Lady of the Night like four weeks ago.
00:17:03
Speaker 2: Jack did Postman.
00:17:04
Speaker 4: Jack did Postman.
00:17:05
Speaker 2: I did the Postman, yeah.
00:17:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you've written a poem for the tradie.
00:17:08
Speaker 3: I have.
00:17:08
Speaker 4: And it's taken you a few weeks to do it, but you've nailed it, I think.
00:17:11
Speaker 1: Do you think?
00:17:11
Speaker 4: Well, I haven't heard it.
00:17:12
Speaker 1: Let's sit back and enjoy and listen. Okay.
00:17:16
Speaker 3: To all the tradies of the world, we could not move forward without you. No toilet to flush, just lots of stinky poo.
00:17:23
Speaker 2: Is that right?
00:17:24
Speaker 3: There'd be no front door to open, no AC or heating. We'd be sitting by a campfire doing all of our eating. There'd be no one to fix the roof with a leak. Mould would grow, ceilings would collapse, and man, it'd reek. No one to tell you about battens and joists or help bring the lounge upstairs using a hoist. The dishwasher's broken, the toilet's backed up, the power's blown. The husband's a useless prick, lazy ass that just sits around to moan. So thank you for your knowledge, your skill and being so tactful, even though I realise I get to pay you for being so helpful. So give a thought to the landscaper who comes in when all the money's gone and wants 7K to lay a bit of lawn. One more bit of dirt or dust and I swear I'll knee someone in the groin, my head spinning, my back stuffed, so I scrape up the coin.
00:18:28
Speaker 4: Wow.
00:18:29
Speaker 3: Instead of telling them they're dreaming. That lawn would want to come with a set of state knives. some beers and a car wash just as they're leaving.
00:18:41
Speaker 1: What the? Is that it?
00:18:45
Speaker 3: Jack just scrunched his nose up like he didn't love it.
00:18:48
Speaker 1: That sort of tailed off. A good rhyme. A poem sometimes at least has to have some rhyme in there. By the way, I didn't like the thing being called a useless husband's a useless prick.
00:19:01
Speaker 4: It sounded like that was ad lib.
00:19:03
Speaker 3: Oh, no, that was just generalisation, Matty.
00:19:05
Speaker 1: It was. I'll do my own poem. My wife is a lovely person. Glad I didn't know where that was going. It's time for.
00:19:15
Speaker 4: Dad, you've got film fame and vinyl.
00:19:17
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:19:17
Speaker 3: Poor Jack.
00:19:18
Speaker 2: Yes.
00:19:19
Speaker 3: He's holding his head.
00:19:21
Speaker 1: I want to trinket.
00:19:23
Speaker 2: What?
00:19:24
Speaker 1: Trinket.
00:19:25
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:19:26
Speaker 4: I don't even think trinkets could save you.
00:19:28
Speaker 1: That's Super Bowl. Not Super Bowl. The NFL was in Melbourne. What did you think?
00:19:34
Speaker 4: I watched the game. I'm a Rams man. Go the Rams. So I like watching that. But they got pumped, actually.
00:19:40
Speaker 1: They've flown in 24 hours for the game. What was that?
00:19:43
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what that was all about. At least the 49ers were out here early preparing. I mean, I know they have their own like giant planes and stuff to bring them in, but surely a giant plane, like you're still lacking the time, like the, what's it called? Like jet lag.
00:19:58
Speaker 1: Well, one of the Reams guys was on, I don't know if it was the coach or one of the defensive coordinator, was on the radio going, yeah, man, you know, we were blown away how long it took us to get here. And you're going- Surely, like, mate, you're probably a man in at the very least your mid-40s. Surely by this point you know that the trip to Australia is going to be at least 12 hours. And now we're going, oh, man, we've come all this way. You know, like 14 hours. We thought we were going to go off the face of the earth. You go, guys, are you that naive?
00:20:27
Speaker 2: Yes. I've heard their education system isn't the greatest in the area.
00:20:31
Speaker 3: International, yeah.
00:20:32
Speaker 4: In terms of geography, yeah.
00:20:34
Speaker 3: Internationally. They're very big on American history, geography, American everything.
00:20:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:20:41
Speaker 3: Not great.
00:20:42
Speaker 1: I think only 30% of Americans have got passports.
00:20:45
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:20:45
Speaker 3: It's a very low stat.
00:20:46
Speaker 1: But, I mean, it is a country that, you know, it has got everything.
00:20:49
Speaker 3: I did tell you about the time when I was– I just turned 18. And I was at somewhere in California.
00:20:57
Speaker 1: Santa Monica.
00:20:58
Speaker 3: That was a horrible beach actually. I don't know if it was Huntington. Anyway, and a woman said, oh, where are you from? And I said, oh, Australia. And she said, oh, did you drive?
00:21:08
Speaker 2: What?
00:21:09
Speaker 3: And I looked at her like this was a middle-aged woman. I went, no. She was dead serious.
00:21:16
Speaker 1: A couple of the boys when they're overseas, a couple of our producers, they're in Vegas playing the tables and these two guys go, you guys from Australia, what do you do? And one of them said, oh, I'm a shooey. They went, what's a shooey? They said, oh, at the start of the day, we go onto the Harbour Bridge and we shoo the kangaroos off.
00:21:32
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
00:21:33
Speaker 1: The other one went, what? Surely that's the job. He goes, yeah, yeah, my mate's a shooey as well, aren't you? He goes, yeah, I'm a shooey. I shoo the koalas. They're like, called their friends and said, you've got to listen to this.
00:21:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're very naive to the rest of the world.
00:21:44
Speaker 1: But I will say this, like, as far as the MCG is concerned, I, like, I don't think it's ideal. It's too big a ground, like it's circular. It would have been better for– Allianz State would have been so better for a game day experience.
00:21:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:21:58
Speaker 1: However, on television, the 100,000 people looked amazing and it was– the average ticket sale was $ 400 and there were over 100,000 people in the game.
00:22:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, the money.
00:22:09
Speaker 4: I thought they sold out of beer to Asahi.
00:22:11
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. They sold out of it.
00:22:13
Speaker 3: It was a bit like the Billy Joel concert, really. Like, seriously– Billy could have been playing in Jersey.
00:22:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jersey.
00:22:21
Speaker 3: It was very far away.
00:22:22
Speaker 1: But on that, I've used this opportunity to detour into one of my favourite bands who performed there, the Jonas Brothers. Really? Yeah, so what did you think?
00:22:33
Speaker 3: I just said that.
00:22:34
Speaker 1: Everyone was raving about them doing You're the Voice. I didn't do it.
00:22:37
Speaker 4: You didn't like it?
00:22:38
Speaker 1: I really didn't like it.
00:22:39
Speaker 4: What about some of their other stuff?
00:22:40
Speaker 1: Do you like that?
00:22:42
Speaker 3: Did they just sing the one song?
00:22:44
Speaker 4: They sung some of their stuff.
00:22:45
Speaker 2: Like what?
00:22:46
Speaker 4: Burning Up.
00:22:47
Speaker 3: How's that go?
00:22:48
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't want to sing it.
00:22:49
Speaker 2: Burning up. Burning up. Burning up.
00:22:51
Speaker 3: I think that's Madonna, bro.
00:22:53
Speaker 1: Okay, so I've got to go just quickly. A Jonas Brothers quiz. That's fun. Yeah, just four ones. Just jump in with your buzzer. Jump in the buzzer. Okay, first question. How many Jonas Brothers are there?
00:23:04
Speaker 2: Four.
00:23:05
Speaker 1: Exactly. There are three that are in the band, and the fourth one who's not part of the band, his name is Frankie, and they call him the bonus Jonas. Second question.
00:23:15
Speaker 4: He's not in there.
00:23:16
Speaker 2: What does he do?
00:23:17
Speaker 1: I don't know, like the fourth Hemsworth brother does. Hemsworth's brother.
00:23:21
Speaker 3: Lives his life peacefully, bless.
00:23:24
Speaker 1: All three were born in different states of America. Name one. Yeah, Trish.
00:23:29
Speaker 2: California.
00:23:31
Speaker 1: Incorrect.
00:23:32
Speaker 2: Anyone?
00:23:32
Speaker 4: I would say Los Angeles.
00:23:35
Speaker 1: Incorrect.
00:23:35
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a state.
00:23:36
Speaker 1: That's California. Jack, anything?
00:23:39
Speaker 2: I'll go with New York.
00:23:41
Speaker 1: Oh, close. New Jersey, Arkansas, and Texas. What year did the band initially break up?
00:23:47
Speaker 3: Cooper.
00:23:48
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:23:48
Speaker 1: Oh, they broke up? They broke up initially.
00:23:52
Speaker 4: 2017.
00:23:54
Speaker 1: Incorrect, Trish. Free throw at the stumps.
00:23:56
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that they had broken up. 2020.
00:23:59
Speaker 1: Incorrect, Jack.
00:24:00
Speaker 2: I go 2013.
00:24:01
Speaker 1: Yes, Jack, correct. For a bonus point, when did they reform?
00:24:06
Speaker 2: I'll say, I'm going to go... I'm going to put COVID factor into it. I'm going to say they missed each other like we do when we hate, we don't see each other. 2021. Incorrect.
00:24:15
Speaker 1: It was 2019. And last one. What is the Jonas Brothers' biggest hit?
00:24:20
Speaker 4: Cooper.
00:24:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:24:21
Speaker 4: Burning Up.
00:24:22
Speaker 1: Incorrect.
00:24:23
Speaker 3: What?
00:24:24
Speaker 1: Surely you know this.
00:24:25
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
00:24:26
Speaker 3: I've got no Jonas songs.
00:24:28
Speaker 2: Sucker.
00:24:29
Speaker 4: How does it go?
00:24:30
Speaker 3: For a bonus point.
00:24:31
Speaker 4: I know how it goes.
00:24:32
Speaker 1: You sucker dog.
00:24:33
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:24:34
Speaker 3: If you can sing it, you'll. Actually equal, Jack and I.
00:24:37
Speaker 4: Well, I actually know what it is. It's I'm a sucker for you.
00:24:40
Speaker 1: There it is.
00:24:40
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
00:24:42
Speaker 2: I love how you try to lean to the fact that you're still trying to be cool with people.
00:24:45
Speaker 1: That is the Jonas Brothers quiz. I enjoyed it.
00:24:47
Speaker 2: You know what?
00:24:47
Speaker 4: I did off the back of that as well because like you just said, there's a fourth forgotten brother. So I just did up a quick list of my top five favorite forgotten siblings in the world.
00:24:58
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:24:58
Speaker 4: Obviously, the Hemsworths. Yeah, well, I'm smart.
00:25:01
Speaker 3: That's quick.
00:25:02
Speaker 4: Obviously, the Hemsworths, right?
00:25:04
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:25:04
Speaker 2: Luke. Luke.
00:25:05
Speaker 4: They've got Liam and Chris, but then the forgotten one, Luke, who's my favourite.
00:25:10
Speaker 1: And the fourth brother, who I used to train with at Fitness First at DY.
00:25:14
Speaker 5: What?
00:25:14
Speaker 4: He's the fourth one?
00:25:15
Speaker 1: I didn't know until I went out once and met Liam, and the other brother was there. He said, oh, Matty, how are you going? I said, oh, mate, haven't seen you for years. You guys mates. He goes, no, I'm their brother. That's Luke. I didn't know. Another one. There's a fourth one.
00:25:24
Speaker 2: What?
00:25:24
Speaker 4: There's another one?
00:25:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the bonus Hemsworth. True story, though.
00:25:27
Speaker 3: What's his name, then?
00:25:28
Speaker 1: Trish, I just said.
00:25:29
Speaker 2: I don't know.
00:25:30
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Good trainer.
00:25:32
Speaker 2: The bonus brother.
00:25:33
Speaker 1: I think he lives locally.
00:25:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does.
00:25:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's hope so.
00:25:36
Speaker 4: Mark and Steve Waugh, obviously they've got a brother, Dean Waugh.
00:25:39
Speaker 1: Yes. As well.
00:25:40
Speaker 2: Yep.
00:25:41
Speaker 1: Was that the question?
00:25:42
Speaker 4: No, that's not a question.
00:25:43
Speaker 1: Oh, it's trivia.
00:25:43
Speaker 3: It's enlightening us.
00:25:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is Dean Waugh.
00:25:45
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not giving trivia. I'm just telling you my favourite one.
00:25:48
Speaker 1: He played for Bankstown Cricket Club.
00:25:50
Speaker 4: Brad Pitt, he has a brother?
00:25:52
Speaker 1: Yes. Interviewed him on Triple M.
00:25:53
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:25:53
Speaker 4: What was his name then?
00:25:54
Speaker 1: Doug Pitt.
00:25:56
Speaker 2: Is it actually? Yeah, that's his name.
00:25:57
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
00:25:57
Speaker 2: That's really unfortunate.
00:25:58
Speaker 4: Why did you interview him?
00:25:59
Speaker 1: He came on. He was doing a thing for Telstra or something. He came out. Oh, really?
00:26:03
Speaker 4: Does he act?
00:26:04
Speaker 2: No.
00:26:04
Speaker 4: Okay.
00:26:06
Speaker 3: And you know Brad's name is actually not Brad. That's his middle name.
00:26:10
Speaker 4: What's his first name?
00:26:10
Speaker 3: I can't remember. I just saw it on a trivia thing the other day. It's something Bradley Pitt.
00:26:17
Speaker 4: And Benji Marshall, obviously his brother, his brother is Jeremy Marshall King. I didn't know that.
00:26:22
Speaker 3: His little dude used to play touch.
00:26:25
Speaker 2: Is that right? Brad's middle name, first name is William.
00:26:27
Speaker 1: William.
00:26:27
Speaker 2: Bill.
00:26:28
Speaker 3: That's it. William Bradley Pitt.
00:26:30
Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
00:26:31
Speaker 4: Bill Pitt. I forgot that Benji's– Bill Pitt.
00:26:36
Speaker 1: So good.
00:26:37
Speaker 3: Doesn't have the same ring.
00:26:39
Speaker 1: Okay.
00:26:40
Speaker 4: But Benji Marshall, Jeremy Marsh King. I didn't realise they were brothers.
00:26:43
Speaker 3: Really?
00:26:43
Speaker 4: And then they've got another one, Jordan Marsh King. He plays touch football.
00:26:46
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:26:47
Speaker 4: And then my favourite forgotten sibling, Matthew, you're in Andrew's sister, Kate Johns.
00:26:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:26:53
Speaker 1: Mate, she was a very good sports girl. Mate, she was gun.
00:26:55
Speaker 3: Oh, she broke bits and bobs.
00:26:57
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:26:58
Speaker 1: Succeeding. Yeah. Great nipple player. And then they ended up playing rugby league recently, not that long ago, and broke a leg.
00:27:06
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like, why don't?
00:27:09
Speaker 4: She's playing for the Goeys, so it's not going out.
00:27:11
Speaker 3: She was, she was.
00:27:11
Speaker 1: If you want to know what she looks like, honestly, her and Joey could be twins.
00:27:14
Speaker 2: Twins. Twins.
00:27:15
Speaker 4: That's like not a compliment.
00:27:17
Speaker 3: They are twins. Can I just say something? I've got a quote of the week.
00:27:22
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:27:23
Speaker 3: Jack Johns. So, you know, we've moved back into the renovated house. So– Jack and Gem walked in. I said, oh, can you please take your shoes off? And then they sort of took a few steps in. I went, oh, at the door? Jack's response, you don't have to be such a bitch about it.
00:27:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he didn't.
00:27:44
Speaker 3: How's that?
00:27:46
Speaker 4: What's the quote? Just you saying you don't have to be such a bitch about it.
00:27:50
Speaker 2: Say exactly how you said it, Trish.
00:27:53
Speaker 3: I said, oh, can you guys take your shoes off at the door?
00:27:56
Speaker 1: You didn't say it like that.
00:27:57
Speaker 3: So how did I say it?
00:27:58
Speaker 4: How did you say it, Jack?
00:27:59
Speaker 2: She said it like a bitch.
00:28:01
Speaker 1: Like how?
00:28:02
Speaker 3: Like how?
00:28:02
Speaker 4: But do you remember?
00:28:05
Speaker 2: Why would I walk in the house and say that straight out the back?
00:28:08
Speaker 4: No, you did.
00:28:10
Speaker 3: But then you took a few steps and that's why I said, oh, at the door. And that's when you said you don't have to be a pitcher.
00:28:16
Speaker 1: You do have a bad way. You have got a bad manner, Trish. It's like when every morning, can you put the toilet seat down? I said, I'll start doing it when you start doing it.
00:28:23
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you keep saying.
00:28:24
Speaker 4: Hey, did you see that girl, the High Rocks girl during the week as well?
00:28:27
Speaker 3: What's a High Rocks?
00:28:28
Speaker 4: So High Rocks is like, it's almost like CrossFit, like people do CrossFit. Now, she competed at the High Rocks. She was an Aussie and she won, but she went viral because she like soiled herself during it, like really badly, like pooed.
00:28:40
Speaker 2: Oh, pooed.
00:28:40
Speaker 4: Like pooed everywhere during it. So it was like all run down her legs. It was on some of the equipment. And she went viral. She won.
00:28:46
Speaker 2: Wow.
00:28:46
Speaker 4: But now Hyrox has come out because people like– a lot of people were like, that's pretty disgusting, which is fair play.
00:28:51
Speaker 1: It's pretty disgusting.
00:28:52
Speaker 3: No one likes to– It's effort.
00:28:54
Speaker 2: But it is effort.
00:28:55
Speaker 4: And when you have a lot of lactic acid, like you naturally– you either need to spew or you need to poo.
00:29:00
Speaker 3: That is exactly true.
00:29:01
Speaker 1: Lactic acid because it's like poison in the body. It's a poison in the body. just tries to expel it from the body, either by vomiting. It's like coffee.
00:29:10
Speaker 3: Where was this? I've never heard of this.
00:29:12
Speaker 4: I don't know exactly where it was. It was probably in Australia, the event itself.
00:29:15
Speaker 1: You know, that's what coffee is. When you drink coffee, the body wants to get rid of it as quick as it can. It doesn't like it. So that's why it speeds you up, speeds your metabolism.
00:29:23
Speaker 4: Now, Hyrax, they've put a rule in now, so if you soil yourself, you're disqualified.
00:29:28
Speaker 3: Oh, get out of that. That's so not.
00:29:31
Speaker 1: Communists.
00:29:31
Speaker 3: That's not very fair.
00:29:33
Speaker 4: That's what I thought because I.
00:29:34
Speaker 2: Thought, oh. She had shit all running down her legs and continued to perform alongside people. I think. I think it's a fair rule.
00:29:40
Speaker 4: Who hasn't done that?
00:29:43
Speaker 3: Doesn't creatine and things like that also make.
00:29:46
Speaker 1: You a bit foolish? I bet you she had pre-workout. That does it.
00:29:49
Speaker 4: Pretty safe bet, I reckon.
00:29:50
Speaker 1: She would have had some pre-workout.
00:29:53
Speaker 3: That's a bit tough. I feel sorry for her. She's actually humiliated herself. And now people are punishing her for it.
00:30:01
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I don't think. If you're an athlete who trains that hard that often, I think you'd be all right.
00:30:08
Speaker 1: No, I tell you what, I've disagreed with Trish a lot of the time. I'm with her. She should be celebrated for shitting herself.
00:30:12
Speaker 3: I think so too, actually. I know it's not great, but she has just pushed through. I reckon I'd commend her.
00:30:20
Speaker 4: A lot of people like Lee on a big training session, like the lactic acid, and they don't soil themselves to the effect that she did where it was everywhere.
00:30:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, maybe they don't try hard enough.
00:30:30
Speaker 4: That's a great point. And you can tell Dale Finucane that yourself.
00:30:33
Speaker 1: When you do go to the toilet and, you know, the excrement, of course it is contained in the bowl. You didn't realize how big it is. Other times when you accidentally do it for yourself, it's amazing how much there is.
00:30:44
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
00:30:45
Speaker 5: Yeah.
00:30:45
Speaker 4: Well, mate, I'll show you the picture after this. It's astounding how much there is. I won't do it now because I know Dad has a history of just vomiting. Was it liquid-ish?
00:30:55
Speaker 1: It was, yeah.
00:30:55
Speaker 2: It was bad.
00:30:56
Speaker 1: You've been cooking in there.
00:30:57
Speaker 4: We're going to do our tips.
00:30:58
Speaker 3: But you do know that whenever you strain that hard though, like I don't know if you boys know that. You probably don't. And I didn't know until I went through pregnancy. Apparently a lot of women poo themselves when you're delivering a child.
00:31:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
00:31:15
Speaker 2: I've heard that. Yeah.
00:31:17
Speaker 3: It's that straining.
00:31:18
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's all the future mums. Something to look forward to. And all the future dads as well.
00:31:23
Speaker 4: And the future dads and doctors who are in the room.
00:31:25
Speaker 1: I'd say stick up around the head area.
00:31:27
Speaker 3: I asked for an M, an NMR. That would have been my nightmare. M & M.
00:31:32
Speaker 2: Is that a Skrillex.
00:31:34
Speaker 3: Song?
00:31:35
Speaker 2: Dad has no idea.
00:31:36
Speaker 4: Don't charity laugh.
00:31:38
Speaker 3: Charity laugh, I like that. Tip thing. Kiva, you're still leading. You are 129. You got four points last week.
00:31:45
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:31:46
Speaker 3: I'm on 121. I only got one team right. Yep. Matt, you've jumped. You're in third place, 119. Jack, you're just behind him, 118. So this week we've got the Roosters and the Sharks. Who are we picking?
00:31:59
Speaker 1: I'm going the Sharkies and Upset.
00:32:00
Speaker 3: Yeah.
00:32:01
Speaker 2: Jacko? I'm still going Roosters. I think you've got a young squad. I think they can back up after last week.
00:32:05
Speaker 4: You also, because we have the 10 bonus points for you picked the Roosters last week for your grand final win.
00:32:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've got to double down.
00:32:10
Speaker 4: So you're doubling down. Yeah, I'm going to go the Chooks as well.
00:32:12
Speaker 3: I'm going Sharkies as well.
00:32:14
Speaker 2: Okay.
00:32:14
Speaker 4: Wow, you're going the Sharks.
00:32:16
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:32:17
Speaker 4: Warriors versus Knights. Who are you going?
00:32:18
Speaker 3: I'm going Waz because they're my pick for the GF.
00:32:21
Speaker 1: Again, I'm going to go for an opposite. I'm going Newcastle. Their style of football is perfect for the Waz.
00:32:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you. I'm going the Knights as well. They've just seemed to impress and impress the more they play.
00:32:32
Speaker 4: Oh, God. I'm going the– it is that. I'm going the Waz.
00:32:37
Speaker 1: It is daddy.
00:32:39
Speaker 2: Daddy.
00:32:40
Speaker 3: Okay, and then we've still got our grand final winners. Trish is on the Waz. Matt's on the Waz. Cooper's the Dolphin.
00:32:45
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:32:46
Speaker 3: And Jack the Rooster.
00:32:47
Speaker 4: So if we pick that, you get 10 bonus points.
00:32:49
Speaker 3: I know. So that could be a screaming finish.
00:32:55
Speaker 4: You are amazing.
00:32:56
Speaker 3: Thank you, Cooper.
00:32:57
Speaker 4: You continue to impress me every week.
00:32:58
Speaker 3: Thank you. I really have to pee, so we need to go now.
00:33:00
Speaker 4: Okay, righto.
00:33:01
Speaker 1: Hold on a second.
00:33:02
Speaker 2: What? Oh, no.
00:33:03
Speaker 3: Oh, no, he's going to do another song.
00:33:04
Speaker 5: Johnny was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatles song. Love me do, I think it was, and from there it didn't take him long. Got himself a guitar, used to play every night. Now he's in a rock and roll outfit and everything's all right, don't you know?
00:33:24
Speaker 1: Thanks, guys. I think I'm not getting the support I'm after. Anyway, have a good one, guys.
00:33:28
Speaker 3: I saw the look on Jack's face. It made me angry.
