Everything’s Perfect Except… She Kept Going

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Oh, Mylanta, I'm dying to hear your thoughts on the
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High Rocks winner in Beijing who pushed through after not
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being able to hold her bowels.
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First of all, there's no way I'm shatting myself in
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the race. If it's that bad where I know I'm
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not holding it any longer, you're going to see an
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autumn-sized print through a wall, through a door. I'm off
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that course. Can you imagine? No, if I'm looking at
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feces running down your leg and smelling it every time
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you do a burpee squat jump in front of me, you've.
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Got to be kidding.
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You've got me fucked up.
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I am not.
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Absolutely not.
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It was your birthday.
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Yeah. 46.
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So we were talking. It was just like one of those,
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just kind of another day this year. Yeah.
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I was like, you know, I think I'm going to
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start taking a cue from other people that don't like
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to celebrate their birthday and just be like, it was
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a Wednesday. I had a bunch of work to do.
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Yeah. I like to celebrate, but not every year. You
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celebrate the big ones, I guess. Yeah.
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But.
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I guess when you're as old as you are, they're
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all big ones. Okay. Hold on. I'm just kidding. Oh.
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Well, I don't want to touch it with my hand,
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but that was a very large cobweb.
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Spiderweb.
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We're decorated for Halloween.
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Exactly. We're ready. Yeah.
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So anyways, I didn't do anything, and I was totally
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okay with it. I got nice flowers, a nice gift.
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Dom and I went to breakfast. I took myself for
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some gelato at the end of the workday. And that
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was fine.
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Yeah. Good. Yeah. Now I'm here.
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And now you're here.
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We'll have a little, little, you know, what the thing is,
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I feel like because, especially because I don't live here anymore,
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we always have a good time. Like we always, but
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it's in the honor and in the name of your birthday.
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And so I'm excited about that. That's how I was
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at my birthday this year. Honestly, I was like, it's
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just that I happened to have some cousins who came
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to visit who hadn't visited us since I moved, but. It,
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you know, my birthday was just like the excuse. It
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wasn't really like, there were actually other people who were like,
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I didn't know you were having a party. I was like, well,
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I wasn't really, it was, I wouldn't have done a
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thing if it wasn't for that.
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So, so yeah, so here we are. So not every
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birthday has to be big anymore. I think I've learned
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my lesson. Like, cause I get disappointed every year, every year.
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I'm always like, but then going into it with like
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zero expectation and just like, it's Wednesday and I've got
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work to do. Then I wasn't disappointed. It was like, oh,
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flowers showed up. That was nice. Oh, Dom and I
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went and had breakfast. That was nice. Oh, I got
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text messages. That was nice.
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Yeah. You know what I was thinking about that? I'm
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a good, I'm a really good friend for all the time.
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And I'm a terrible friend for special occasions.
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We already know how much you hate gift buying.
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Oh, yeah. That's not my thing.
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So, yeah, I think.
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I like to show up and be present all the time.
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But on like special days, I all of a sudden
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just feel lost. He disappears. No, seriously. I have friends
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I've been friends with for more than half of my
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life who... I couldn't tell you their birthday. Like I'm
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just not good at those kinds of things. Like it's
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not– Yeah.
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I definitely have certain friends whose birthdays I know and
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I have certain friends. That doesn't mean I love them
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any less or I've known them any less amount of
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time where I'm like– Yeah.
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When is it? When is it?
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Like a general vicinity might be off by a day
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or two kind of thing.
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Okay, yeah. Mine could literally be, I have no idea
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what time of year. I'll have moments where I'm like, fuck,
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is it so-and-so's birthday? I'm like, oh, no, it's in March.
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We're in September. It's fine. We're going to have a
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lot of times. Yes.
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Okay, so we've got a phone of friends.
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We do.
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Let's hear that.
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And I'm excited because the one we're going to start
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with is actually something that I, when it was in
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the news, I kind of wanted to touch on. So
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let me pull up that phone a friend and I'll
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read it for us. Just a second. Okay. I'm going
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to jump to the subject of the email. It was
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a lovely email. Thank you to the person who sent this.
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So the next paragraph, I have more compliments to throw
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your way. By the way, you guys can throw compliments
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our way anytime. We love to hear it. But, oh,
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my Lanza, I'm dying to hear your thoughts on the
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High Rocks winner in Beijing who pushed through after not
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being able to hold her bowels. I've seen something similar
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in real life after I finished a marathon. We went
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to the finish line to cheer on some friends, and
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we saw this woman coming toward us, white as a sheet.
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As soon as she passed, we realized why. She had
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diarrhea all down her backside. We sympathized with her, even
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while privately thinking we might have stopped our race if
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we felt something like that coming on. But honestly, you
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never know someone's situation. Maybe the finish line was closer
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to her chance to stop and clean up than if
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she had tried to exit the course. This was also...
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a kind of low stakes marathon. More power to her
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for finishing. But is it worth it? Sorry, I'm having
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indigestion because I just ate a.
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That's not why. You have indigestion every single time. I know.
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It's my thing.
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It's part of my brand.
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I'm doing voiceovers for the wellness workshop and I'm always like, okay, Donald.
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With High Rocks, though, I definitely sympathize with the perspective
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of the other athletes who were using the shared equipment
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or occupying the same space. On a run, you can
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typically move around the situation. What do you think? There
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are so many opinions. I also worry that we might
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be teaching a lesson that we ought to be pushing
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ourselves to our limits no matter what. But I don't
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want to sway your opinion. Let's hear all about it
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on the pod.
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Yeah. So. Yes, I was watching this one as it
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came up too. And so I was like, oh, I'm
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glad somebody asked us about it because it's a good question.
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There's a couple good questions in there about are we
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pushing too hard? What would you do?
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I can tell you what I would do is there's
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no way if I shat myself, I'd be finishing a
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fucking race.
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First of all, there's no way I'm shatting myself in
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the race. If it's that bad where I know I'm
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not holding it any longer... You're going to see an
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autumn-sized print through a wall, through a door. I'm off
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that course. But what it comes down to is I
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think what a lot of people think is like, okay, well,
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you trained so hard. You got to this point. Are
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you like– I don't think the Beijing one was Worlds
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because I think Worlds already happened this summer.
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I wouldn't know.
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Well, Worlds happened because we know Hunter competed in them.
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And he competed in it over the summer. That was
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the world championship of high rocks.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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So I can't imagine it was worlds or something. Like,
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I don't know if it was a high stakes one
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or not. Because I think that could be the debate
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is like, oh, like you train so hard. Like, I
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guess like if you were in the Olympics and you
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were doing something and you were like, do you shit
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yourself and keep going? Or do you stop? Now, I
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get what this woman is saying. You hear about it
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all the time with marathon runners, honestly. That they'll pee themselves,
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that they'll poop themselves. There was a girl who just
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competed in a marathon and she got her period while
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she was running and finished it, but like blood all
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down her leg. But she needed to win that or
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she needed to qualify in that to go on to
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another massive marathon like this is what she does for
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a living. Periods, I don't think, like that's out of
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your control.
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I was going to say, I do think periods are
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different than shitting yourself. And no shame to you. Like, honestly,
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I've shit myself more times than I care to admit.
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But you're finally getting your chance to talk about it.
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But we don't have that kind of time. We have
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a dinner reservation to get to, but I got stories, honey.
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But I just, for me, if that unfortunately happens, my, my,
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where I judge you is what you do next. Not
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that it happened, but how you handle that situation.
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So, okay. Again, I think the type of competition does
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come into play. You're running a marathon. Like people said,
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you can kind of sidestep, go around it, whether it's
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feces or blood. Yeah.
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Right. Period. Or.
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But if you're in something like High Rocks where you
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have to touch equipment, where you're– they're kind of confined spots.
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Like you have stations.
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Yeah.
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And you've got like the rowing station and the med
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ball station. The burpee station. And the burpee station.
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Your whole body has to go down there.
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Yes.
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Oh, God.
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And like I almost would think the same thing with
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your period.
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That is true. It's blood.
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Blood does not belong touching... Like, we don't know. We don't... Like,
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it's not like somebody couldn't have a transmittable something. Like, fine,
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you could compete. Your blood's not anywhere. But the second
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your blood starts going places, now we got to worry
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about what's... And the same thing. The second your feces
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is going somewhere where I might be in having to
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touch it. Also, who's got to clean that up? It's
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one thing when you're out running a marathon and it's
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on you and maybe it's hitting the sidewalk. Fine, some
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rain's going to come and wash that shit away, literally. But, like...
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Now you're going to sit on a rowing machine?
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Do we know at what part of the High Rocks
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race that that happened?
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We'd have to look it up. When the footage I saw,
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she was doing wall balls and it was all down
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the back of her leg. But okay, wall balls. If
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you don't get low enough, what do they do? They
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put a bucket under you and your butt has to
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hit the bucket every time.
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Oh, they should have turned the bucket the other way
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for her. Let it loose in here.
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Consider it a port-a-potty. I know like when I did
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competed in my very first high rocks relay team. somebody
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on my relay team she was out running and she
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had to pee and while she was doing her run
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and her station like i think she held it until
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like she came out of the station and as she
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was running it just kind of started coming down She
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was in leggings and they were black leggings. Now, because
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it was relays and her next event wasn't for a
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couple things, she comes running in. Poor thing was like mortified.
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I'm not saying who it was. Goes over to the station,
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buys a pair of shorts because she had time because
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it was like other members of our team. Buys a
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pair of shorts, comes back in so that when it's
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her turn to do her next event, she was cleaned
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up and ready to go. But she didn't pee herself
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and then sit on like a rowing machine or something. Right. Oh,
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those are kids.
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Children out there.
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One of the people screaming. So I don't know. I
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feel like they should have made her exit that race.
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Me too.
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Because that's a sanitary issue.
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I also don't think that anything... I guess... So she
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did earn some record. But the issue is that they
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think she should be disqualified. And she released a statement.
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Did you see her statement? And if memory serves me,
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it said something like she regrets... her decision and just
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taking some time. Like in that moment, she probably was
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so laser focused on finishing.
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There is no laser focus. And I don't know that
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there is not shit running down my leg.
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If that.
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And it's, you're going to smell it. There's people, are
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there not people around you talking about it? Like, oh
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my God, she shit herself. There's shit all down her leg.
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Like if I was an athlete in her same position, area,
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burpees or whatever, like... You'd puke.
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Yeah, legit. Could you imagine?
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No, if I'm looking at feces running down your leg
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and smelling it every time you do a burpee squat
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jump in front of me, you gotta be kidding. You
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got me fucked up.
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I am not.
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Absolutely not.
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No, I don't think you are.
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No, you need to exit stage left. I'm so sorry.
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We will see you at the next one.
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So, yeah, my thing about that, I feel bad for
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her because I... even though I would not. Like, if
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that happened to me, I would absolutely leave.
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And never show my face in public again.
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That's the last anyone ever heard of. I would enter
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the witness protection program. Exactly.
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Time to see a doctor. This face is about to
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get some rearranging.
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Exactly. I'm never. But some people were really mad at
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High Rocks. And I will also say, because they should
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have handled it differently but if you imagine you're a
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judge there these are just people going by and i
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probably would be like just that girl have like pieces running.
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Down station you're not just going by you're at a
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station for a solid like even if you're like breaking
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records at least six minutes you know you see it
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and then what you see it on the ground and
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are you like warning people i should have looked into
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this a little bit more about like what they did
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but like yeah I think you got to set a
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rule in place going forward that if there's any bodily fluid.
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I mean, here's what's interesting. They made guys start wearing shirts.
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Oh, really?
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Guys were allowed to compete shirtless.
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I know. That's why I went.
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They've made them start wearing shirts. I believe it was
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because of the sweat.
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Oh, okay. Well, that sort of takes some of the
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fun away from High Rocks for me. I know, right?
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Because they, like, dress up and stuff. I have to
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look up it. Don't hold me. You know, guys, we
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don't always research everything. But I do know they made
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him start wearing shirts. And I think it was about
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the same thing.
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Well, I know if you would get points taken off
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if you, like, let's say your nose was running, even
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if you used your arm to wipe your nose. Because
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sometimes when you're, like, working out really hard. Yeah, your
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nose runs. That dimension is fucking freezing in there. Exactly.
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If that happened and they saw you, they could dock points.
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So I'm like, I can't sniffle my nose, but our
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friend over here can have shit running down her leg.
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I don't think so. You know what it makes me
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think of? Do you remember when Christina Aguilera sang at
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Etta James' funeral? And she sang at last, but it
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made headlines because there was stuff running down her legs
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and it was sort of like.
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Well what stuff well.
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I don't know some people said it to me it
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looked brown but some people said it could have been her.
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Period i doubt she shit herself.
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But other people speculated that it was just her self
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tanner which.
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Oh that could happen i will say i've.
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Never seen that happen does that happen a lot at
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like Unless you're in a bikini competition or something, your
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tan shouldn't be on that thick.
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It depends on when you got it on. And I
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guess it depends on how hot it was and the
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dress and all the things.
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Steamy under there. I think it was like this.
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Clamping.
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Just juicy. But yeah.
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I mean, in bikini competitions, we're all but naked up there.
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But when they spray you, man, you got to stand
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in some compromising positions for them to spray tan you
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and then let it dry. Mm-hmm. powder and hairspray the
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things in place.
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Girl who you telling i was a spray tan technician
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and people trusted me like i was their damn gynecologist
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i swear to god i was like i'm not qualified
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for this i had one day of training i walk
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in the room and somebody's just like some woman is
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just like bent over like so because you can't have
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the ass cheek yeah the crease is But I was
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just like, oh my God. I mean, obviously it's, I
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was just like shy. It's not like, you know, I'm gay.
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So I'm the perfect person for the job. But I
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was like, I don't know. I would not trust such
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an amateur with myself in such compromising position.
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I always had a female spray tan person do mine
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who I knew fairly well, which in some ways almost
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made it more weird. Cause I'm like, I know you
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and I'm going to have to see you later. But
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like also fine.
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I trust you. So go ahead.
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But wait, back to the high rocks thing.
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Yeah.
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So their question was, what did we think about it?
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And then are we pushing people too hard? So that
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does lead to another question. Like when you're running marathons
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or when you're like, when you're competing in high rocks,
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I mean, don't get me wrong. High rocks is hard.
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You've done more of it on it. Like even though
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you've only, you've done one, I've done two, you did
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the whole thing. I've done two relays. So it's definitely hard, but,
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Was she sick? Did she have food poisoning? Or was
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she pushing so hard that her body, because one thing like, okay,
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I'm going to be real graphic. It's one thing to
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be like, I got to shit and like a log
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falls out.
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Yeah.
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It's another thing when you have diarrhea.
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Yeah.
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That something's wrong.
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Right.
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Like in general, diarrhea is not a good sign. Are
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you dehydrated? Like, are you pushing too hard? What's going on?
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Because like, that's, an indication that something's not right.
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I wondered if like, what if do people, well, I
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guess you wouldn't take a diuretic before to clear yourself
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out because then you also would be more dehydrated.
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Well, and a diuretic would clear liquid out, but not
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necessarily like you could take something like a laxative, but
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that would be terrible because you'd be dehydrated. Yeah.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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So there.
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Shouldn't be a reason. Like, Again, if she was breaking records,
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this is not her first time doing it. She knows
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what to expect. She's probably trained for it. So either
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maybe she had over-trained, maybe she was under-rested, maybe she
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was coming off of a stomach bug already or ate something.
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But nonetheless, your body is breaking down a little bit. Like,
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have you ever read David Goggins' books? No.
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No.
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Like does like crazy ultra competitions. And I mean, he's
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very graphic in them. He like, and he's doing like
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a hundred mile competition. You're going to shit yourself. Like
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they bring changes and then they have rest stops and
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things like that. But like, there are times where it
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happens because you're just in it running, doing the thing.
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And like, I I'm yeah. But like, I think if
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it's something you expect, but that's not something you expect
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at High Rocks. Like my cousin is a swim coach
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at Ohio State University.
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Oh, don't do it in the pool.
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And no, but when he was at one point, I
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don't know why, but he said in wetsuits when you
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swim and swim and swim, not in the pool, but
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in a... Like the natural body of water. Yeah. Like
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everyone pees themselves.
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You purposely pee in it.
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Exactly.
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That's the first thing you're supposed to do is pee
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in it because then the water that's inside is warm.
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But you're in a giant body of water like an
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ocean or a lake.
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Yeah.
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Don't pee in the pool. Right. Even though it's a
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giant body of water.
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Those turn purple. That's what I tell Nell. So everyone
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keep that going. Because if I don't, he'll start pissing
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in our pool. I know he will.
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If you think he already hasn't, you're crazy.
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I tell him. I count his bathroom breaks and everything.
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I'm like, it's about time for you to go. Make
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sure you don't have to pee.
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You've been in this pool a long time.
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Exactly. Like a parent with their child. Seriously. So I
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am not someone who I can understand ever pushing myself
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to a point. where something like that happened i wouldn't
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exit stage left yeah and i mean i do remember
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like with the puking thing and beach body thinking to
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myself if i actually like vomit what am i doing
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I'm not sitting here.
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We're calling cut, just so you know. If you vomit,
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we're calling cut and everybody is recovering for a minute.
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We're calling cut and we're firing you.
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No, we're calling cut and I'm going to question my
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decisions on my programming because like my goal is never
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to make somebody throw up when they're working out. I
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want to push you.
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But like, I remember I was teaching dance to someone
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who was in the fitness and she said, a trainer
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is like, It sort of makes them feel like they're
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doing a good job.
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When people puke from their workout.
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And I'm like, yeah, that is so unhealthy. Yeah. So
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I don't– I think some people do push themselves too far. And,
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you know, in competitions or even like when people– sometimes
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honest– accidents happen or what, you know, but other times
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it's like, you should know that you're, you're pushing yourself
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beyond what's reasonable and healthy for your, for your body. Right.
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I do think, yeah, I understand that it would be
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so hard to stop when you've trained that hard for something.
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And a lot of it is mental fortitude and like,
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I can keep going. I can keep going. I get it.
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But one, you want people to be careful because like
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the last thing you want is like if they're having diarrhea,
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what's next? Are they going to black out? Are they
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getting dangerously close to not being okay?
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Right.
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You also have to take the other athlete's into consideration
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like i'm you know it is what it is i
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mean don't get me wrong there's i've probably had more
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times where i've i've haven't done it but we're like
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i've almost peed myself that is the worst man when
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you're like driving and people won't i'm like i am
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gonna literally so when i was driving to vegas for
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high rocks for that competition we did together yeah I
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was driving. It was torrential downpour from the minute I
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got on the road till the minute I got there.
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At one point when I'm driving through the pass, it
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was snowing. I had to pee so fucking bad. And
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when you're driving from LA to Vegas, there are long
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stretches where there's nothing.
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Right.
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Like nothing.
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Yeah.
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And I was like dying. I'm like, oh my God,
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because I had drank coffee and I'm like, there's got
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to be a rest stop somewhere. And finally I saw
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a sign for a rest stop and it was like,
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this rest stop closed. And I was like, you've got
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to be kidding me. I finally exited and my coffee
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cup was empty. But here's the thing. I couldn't get
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out of the car and pee even though there was
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like nobody around because it was torrential downpour uh-huh i
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like had to climb in the back seat of my
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car with my empty coffee cup i filled that coffee
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cup up did you have to.
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Pin did you have to like stop midstream.
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No thank god it was big enough but i i
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filled it to the brim i put that lid back
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on and it's like don't accidentally drink that like and
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then at the next rec stop as soon as i
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got somewhere where i could like get out and throw
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it out i did i did the same thing no
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actually i think i poured the I poured the pee
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00:23:06.119 --> 00:23:08.119
out the window and then I threw the cup out later.
494
00:23:08.140 --> 00:23:10.220
I was like, did I really drive with that? No,
495
00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:10.519
I didn't.
496
00:23:10.779 --> 00:23:12.880
I had like a, it was, I don't remember if
497
00:23:12.960 --> 00:23:15.299
it was, cause I can't remember the last time in
498
00:23:15.319 --> 00:23:16.779
my life I would have bought one of those like
499
00:23:16.819 --> 00:23:20.440
glass jarred Starbucks drinks at a gas station. But I
500
00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:22.500
might've actually got one cause for a while they had
501
00:23:23.319 --> 00:23:26.579
like almond milk ones and stuff like that. And I
502
00:23:26.579 --> 00:23:29.359
was like, oh, this is so cool. Well, one time
503
00:23:29.400 --> 00:23:31.880
when I was driving, I think it was back when I,
504
00:23:32.059 --> 00:23:36.390
when I lived here from Arizona to, I had to
505
00:23:36.589 --> 00:23:41.450
pee so bad. It's like, it's like where your eyes
506
00:23:41.509 --> 00:23:43.230
are starting to bug out of your head. You have
507
00:23:43.250 --> 00:23:44.690
to pee so freaking bad.
508
00:23:44.710 --> 00:23:45.410
My bladder's going to burst.
509
00:23:45.430 --> 00:23:48.119
And I couldn't find some place to, I couldn't find
510
00:23:48.140 --> 00:23:52.119
a gas station. And I get really nervous about pissing
511
00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:55.279
in public because you know, it's like, you don't know
512
00:23:55.319 --> 00:23:57.559
you're 50 feet from a school and all of a
513
00:23:57.579 --> 00:23:59.579
sudden you're just trying to relieve yourself and you're a
514
00:23:59.619 --> 00:24:01.140
sex offender for the rest of your life.
515
00:24:01.589 --> 00:24:03.730
It's not funny, but I understand.
516
00:24:03.750 --> 00:24:05.470
You know what I mean? You're like, oh God, I
517
00:24:05.789 --> 00:24:08.990
just have to pee. It's a natural bodily thing. It's
518
00:24:09.049 --> 00:24:09.809
kind of crazy.
519
00:24:09.829 --> 00:24:11.390
Put bathrooms closer together then.
520
00:24:11.470 --> 00:24:15.759
Exactly. And make there be always public restrooms available. But
521
00:24:16.339 --> 00:24:19.400
so I stopped in a parking lot, but it was
522
00:24:19.420 --> 00:24:22.259
this huge like Amazon fulfillment center. And I was like,
523
00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:25.039
I know there are cameras watching me, but there's probably
524
00:24:25.400 --> 00:24:27.460
like 20 different screens that I'm on and they're just
525
00:24:27.500 --> 00:24:31.160
waiting to watch me piss and this little Starbucks jar.
526
00:24:31.819 --> 00:24:33.589
But I did it. And I just, I was like
527
00:24:33.880 --> 00:24:36.200
in my car, I slid my seat all the way
528
00:24:36.269 --> 00:24:39.369
back so I could like have enough space to manage.
529
00:24:39.430 --> 00:24:46.289
And when I tell you, it was like, Oh, yeah. Like,
530
00:24:46.569 --> 00:24:50.329
I don't know if this happens to females, but sometimes
531
00:24:51.029 --> 00:24:53.970
I have to pee so bad that I'll be at
532
00:24:53.990 --> 00:24:56.230
the urinal. And I know people can see me. And
533
00:24:56.269 --> 00:24:58.750
I don't want to do this because it's embarrassing. But
534
00:24:58.809 --> 00:25:03.279
I have this whole body quiver once it starts. I'm like,
535
00:25:03.440 --> 00:25:05.259
oh my God, I had to pee so bad. So
536
00:25:06.400 --> 00:25:06.900
I get it.
537
00:25:06.900 --> 00:25:10.900
I think sort of, yes. If you hold it for
538
00:25:10.940 --> 00:25:13.779
long enough, it almost hurts when you... It takes a second.
539
00:25:13.799 --> 00:25:17.980
You sit down and you're like... I got to unclench.
540
00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:18.319
Hold on.
541
00:25:18.319 --> 00:25:20.500
It's like you get some fever chills for a second.
542
00:25:20.559 --> 00:25:24.779
And then it's like, oh, yes. But it's easier for
543
00:25:24.819 --> 00:25:27.109
you at least. Right. You have like a hose.
544
00:25:27.250 --> 00:25:27.750
Exactly.
545
00:25:27.789 --> 00:25:30.049
Try being a girl trying to position yourself in the
546
00:25:30.069 --> 00:25:31.809
car where you don't pee on your seat.
547
00:25:31.829 --> 00:25:33.710
I can't imagine.
548
00:25:33.769 --> 00:25:38.359
It is not an easy task. You got to angle things.
549
00:25:38.740 --> 00:25:40.019
God forbid you get a fork stream.
550
00:25:40.099 --> 00:25:41.420
You need one of those funnels.
551
00:25:42.380 --> 00:25:42.980
I'm saying.
552
00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:43.880
Mm-hmm. Just push.
553
00:25:44.210 --> 00:25:46.009
Maybe I should just put that in the car. An
554
00:25:46.130 --> 00:25:47.269
actual like funnel.
555
00:25:47.329 --> 00:25:48.710
Yeah. And then you just.
556
00:25:48.630 --> 00:25:49.210
Pee into that.
557
00:25:49.349 --> 00:25:50.009
Put it in whatever.
558
00:25:50.029 --> 00:25:50.109
Yeah.
559
00:25:51.869 --> 00:25:54.599
You know. So I pulled up the girl's statement because
560
00:25:54.640 --> 00:25:55.720
I thought since we're talking.
561
00:25:55.480 --> 00:25:56.400
About it, we should hear it. Yeah, we might as
562
00:25:56.420 --> 00:25:56.799
well know exactly.
563
00:25:56.819 --> 00:25:58.519
Or at least this is a quote from part of
564
00:25:58.559 --> 00:26:00.279
her statement. It was just a quick search until I
565
00:26:00.319 --> 00:26:04.849
got this. From the High Rocks athlete that soiled herself mid-race,
566
00:26:05.769 --> 00:26:08.710
she apologizes. It says, I want to offer my sincere
567
00:26:08.769 --> 00:26:13.690
apology to the people of China, my fellow competitors, the spectators,
568
00:26:13.849 --> 00:26:17.670
and the High Rocks organizers for what happened during the
569
00:26:17.730 --> 00:26:21.180
race in Beijing. I felt completely fit and healthy at
570
00:26:21.220 --> 00:26:24.319
the start of the race with no reason to expect
571
00:26:24.460 --> 00:26:28.500
any illness. Looking back, I regret the decision to not
572
00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:31.329
have stepped off the track. I recognize that I should
573
00:26:31.349 --> 00:26:36.049
have made a different choice on reflection. I've decided to
574
00:26:36.170 --> 00:26:39.869
retroactively withdraw from the race and forfeit the points I earned.
575
00:26:41.210 --> 00:26:42.970
That really sucks for her. I think that's the right
576
00:26:43.009 --> 00:26:46.950
thing to do because of all the backlash. But I
577
00:26:46.990 --> 00:26:48.690
also feel like, all right, guys, let's not let this
578
00:26:48.710 --> 00:26:50.069
happen again. But this poor girl.
579
00:26:50.089 --> 00:26:55.809
Well, here's my thought, though. Honestly, like, I appreciate her statement.
580
00:26:56.329 --> 00:26:57.950
And at that point, though, I'm like, why does she
581
00:26:57.990 --> 00:27:00.670
have to withdraw and blah, blah, blah. Like, To me,
582
00:27:01.930 --> 00:27:06.140
if they let her finish the race, that's on high rocks.
583
00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:07.299
Right.
584
00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:10.980
Like, y'all should have these things in place and know, like, again,
585
00:27:11.019 --> 00:27:12.579
if you can't rub your nose and a guy can't
586
00:27:12.619 --> 00:27:15.119
run without a shirt because of sweat, then it should
587
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:17.660
be known in the rules that, like, if you soil yourself,
588
00:27:17.700 --> 00:27:21.880
you need to step off because you're disqualified anyways. Right. Whatever. But, like,
589
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:23.789
you let her finish the race. If you let her in.
590
00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:25.690
Then she might as well get to keep her points
591
00:27:25.769 --> 00:27:27.609
and she can apologize and it won't happen again and
592
00:27:27.650 --> 00:27:29.690
she can decide what she does next. with the rest
593
00:27:29.730 --> 00:27:34.289
of her competitive career for the year. But, you know,
594
00:27:34.789 --> 00:27:37.160
I don't necessarily know if at that point it's got like,
595
00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:40.539
it already happened. She's already had to deal with the humiliation.
596
00:27:40.579 --> 00:27:42.880
She's already had to deal with the backlash. You know,
597
00:27:42.940 --> 00:27:47.049
sometimes we just make decisions that until you look back,
598
00:27:47.430 --> 00:27:49.990
you can't really see that, oh, that might not have been.
599
00:27:50.930 --> 00:27:51.690
The best choice.
600
00:27:51.710 --> 00:27:54.789
The best choice. You know, she was in it. She's
601
00:27:54.849 --> 00:27:57.170
an athlete. She's trying to finish what she started. She
602
00:27:57.269 --> 00:28:00.690
trained really hard. You know, I could see both sides.
603
00:28:01.019 --> 00:28:03.839
I just think that, again, you're in a position where
604
00:28:04.819 --> 00:28:09.779
it's affecting other people. Whereas like in a marathon, they
605
00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:11.859
can maneuver around you. It's like they're not going to
606
00:28:12.420 --> 00:28:12.769
touch it.
607
00:28:13.000 --> 00:28:15.549
Yeah. A marathon is so different. You're not really touching
608
00:28:15.609 --> 00:28:17.289
anything except for your feet on the ground.
609
00:28:17.329 --> 00:28:19.470
Yes. So maybe throw your shoes out if you step
610
00:28:19.509 --> 00:28:22.319
in it. Yeah. But yeah, I do. But again, I
611
00:28:22.359 --> 00:28:25.079
think it's a question too that should be asked of
612
00:28:25.119 --> 00:28:28.400
like she felt healthy and fine and didn't have any
613
00:28:28.460 --> 00:28:30.599
reason to believe that there would be an issue. But
614
00:28:31.599 --> 00:28:34.539
once you have that issue, I don't know. To me,
615
00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:36.309
that's cause for concern. You remember when I was doing
616
00:28:36.349 --> 00:28:39.950
mine and my very first event when we were competing
617
00:28:39.970 --> 00:28:40.549
the same show?
618
00:28:40.569 --> 00:28:40.829
Mm-hmm.
619
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:44.279
I did my run fine. And my event started at
620
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:45.579
literally like 1130 at night.
621
00:28:45.740 --> 00:28:46.000
Yeah.
622
00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:48.400
And I was definitely under fueled because they made us
623
00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:50.819
get there so much earlier and there really wasn't any
624
00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:52.720
food on hand. So I had some like chomp sticks
625
00:28:53.299 --> 00:28:56.680
and water. But like ultimately I was under fueled. It
626
00:28:56.720 --> 00:28:59.720
was very late and it was freezing in there. And
627
00:28:59.789 --> 00:29:01.349
I had to do sled push. That was what I
628
00:29:01.380 --> 00:29:04.170
picked this time. And, you know, all the girls have
629
00:29:04.210 --> 00:29:07.480
the same weight. So you could be 175 pounds or
630
00:29:07.500 --> 00:29:09.109
you could be 110 pounds and we have to push
631
00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:12.069
the same weight. And it's not equal. It's way more
632
00:29:12.109 --> 00:29:15.349
of my body weight than a 175 pound woman. And
633
00:29:15.390 --> 00:29:17.690
that turf was really sticky. And remember, like I started
634
00:29:17.730 --> 00:29:20.759
pushing and all of a sudden, like my heart rate
635
00:29:20.819 --> 00:29:26.720
jumped so high. I had to use every tool in
636
00:29:26.779 --> 00:29:31.079
my toolkit to assess myself on the course if I
637
00:29:31.099 --> 00:29:33.569
could keep going or if I was in trouble. Because
638
00:29:33.589 --> 00:29:35.839
I felt like I was borderline in trouble. I was
639
00:29:35.900 --> 00:29:36.700
about to black out.
640
00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:37.200
Yeah.
641
00:29:37.519 --> 00:29:38.109
I mean, like.
642
00:29:38.430 --> 00:29:41.599
I can only imagine because... you know, Nell and I
643
00:29:41.700 --> 00:29:45.519
did that race. But we got to split every event.
644
00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:50.990
The most exhausted I felt in that entire experience was
645
00:29:51.130 --> 00:29:52.089
after the sled push.
646
00:29:52.109 --> 00:29:53.150
Which is the very first.
647
00:29:54.269 --> 00:29:55.509
Is it the first? I was trying to remember. I
648
00:29:55.549 --> 00:29:58.220
knew it was like of the first three races. Oh, no,
649
00:29:58.240 --> 00:29:59.900
the first one's the skier. Oh, I'm sorry, it's the second.
650
00:29:59.920 --> 00:30:01.339
It's the second. Yes. And then the sled pulls.
651
00:30:01.380 --> 00:30:01.519
Yes.
652
00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:02.480
Yeah. Uh-huh.
653
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:06.000
Yeah. But that turf was so sticky, that sled wouldn't move. And,
654
00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:08.109
you know, like, you guys were there. I was like,
655
00:30:08.130 --> 00:30:09.829
all right, well, they're watching me. Like, I know they
656
00:30:09.849 --> 00:30:11.569
got me. Like, if I go down, like, it's going
657
00:30:11.589 --> 00:30:13.809
to be okay. But I was like, I can't go down.
658
00:30:13.849 --> 00:30:17.410
I can't go down. But also, how many times did
659
00:30:17.450 --> 00:30:21.470
I stop? Like, I had to stop midway through the push,
660
00:30:22.390 --> 00:30:24.299
take a deep breath. And then when I finished it,
661
00:30:24.359 --> 00:30:26.950
when I finally finished it– I thought for sure I
662
00:30:26.990 --> 00:30:29.099
was going to come out the gate like running again. No,
663
00:30:29.460 --> 00:30:32.480
I had to walk for a solid 30, 40 seconds.
664
00:30:32.500 --> 00:30:34.559
Like it's one thing with my training, like all the
665
00:30:34.579 --> 00:30:36.900
years of talking through working out, I've learned how to
666
00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:40.470
get my heart rate to recover really quickly. But that
667
00:30:40.490 --> 00:30:42.750
was scary. I had to assess if I was okay.
668
00:30:43.390 --> 00:30:45.869
So like if you've got shit running down your leg,
669
00:30:46.730 --> 00:30:49.190
she obviously probably took stock and said, I'm okay.
670
00:30:49.259 --> 00:30:50.380
Like, Yeah.
671
00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:51.250
Okay, like.
672
00:30:51.470 --> 00:30:53.589
It was about the W. That's what it was in
673
00:30:53.650 --> 00:30:57.789
that moment. Because the fact is, you can step aside
674
00:30:57.809 --> 00:31:01.529
and then, like, clean yourself off real fast and then
675
00:31:01.589 --> 00:31:05.240
jump back in. You can literally, like, in your race,
676
00:31:05.279 --> 00:31:07.599
you can take an exit to the bathroom and jump
677
00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:10.599
back in your race. But you just lose so much time,
678
00:31:10.619 --> 00:31:12.019
there's no way she would have won. I see, yeah.
679
00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:15.599
So that's what I mean. In that moment, winning was
680
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:20.660
more important than... And I know in hindsight, she's like,
681
00:31:20.740 --> 00:31:24.900
I should have totally handled it differently. But that's what
682
00:31:24.940 --> 00:31:28.769
it was, that drive to win. And she must have
683
00:31:28.849 --> 00:31:32.809
known that she was ahead and known that it would
684
00:31:32.829 --> 00:31:33.730
have cost her that.
685
00:31:33.890 --> 00:31:35.920
Yeah, I feel like Either you make it to the
686
00:31:35.960 --> 00:31:38.359
bathroom before, because if you got to clean yourself up,
687
00:31:38.390 --> 00:31:39.950
you're not coming back because you don't have clothes.
688
00:31:40.250 --> 00:31:42.630
I know, but I wouldn't judge someone as much for.
689
00:31:42.650 --> 00:31:44.710
But if she's got to sit down on something, like,
690
00:31:44.730 --> 00:31:46.230
because we don't know what, like if she had to
691
00:31:46.269 --> 00:31:47.710
sit down on the rower because the rower is like
692
00:31:47.750 --> 00:31:48.390
halfway through.
693
00:31:48.450 --> 00:31:49.549
Yeah.
694
00:31:49.569 --> 00:31:52.190
Or you don't know how much was like in her,
695
00:31:53.230 --> 00:31:54.549
she was in shorts because you could see it down
696
00:31:54.569 --> 00:31:56.359
the back of her leg. So it's like, okay, well,
697
00:31:56.380 --> 00:31:57.819
if you're doing a burpee, that's not to say it's
698
00:31:57.900 --> 00:31:58.299
not going to.
699
00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:00.839
Oh, just thinking of the whole thing is just like.
700
00:32:01.660 --> 00:32:07.069
it's just a lot oh my god something that's something
701
00:32:07.089 --> 00:32:08.210
i hope i never have.
702
00:32:09.269 --> 00:32:11.150
A face yeah same.
703
00:32:11.430 --> 00:32:14.410
Because good lord nell was out we were like feeling
704
00:32:14.430 --> 00:32:16.329
a little under the weather after our last trip we
705
00:32:16.349 --> 00:32:20.059
were around a lot of people traveling whatever he got
706
00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:21.740
it a little bit worse than i did and he
707
00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:24.140
was out walking and he's probably gonna kill me for
708
00:32:24.180 --> 00:32:26.180
telling this story oh no but he was like oh
709
00:32:26.839 --> 00:32:29.650
i feel like I don't know. I almost just shit myself.
710
00:32:30.029 --> 00:32:31.849
I was like, are you sure you didn't? And the
711
00:32:31.869 --> 00:32:35.369
reason I was talking to him is because I was
712
00:32:35.430 --> 00:32:38.769
about to like film this little workout, but I don't
713
00:32:38.809 --> 00:32:40.650
have like the space I was doing it. If he
714
00:32:40.690 --> 00:32:42.960
came home in the middle of it, it would just
715
00:32:42.980 --> 00:32:44.759
be a disruption, which isn't that big of a deal.
716
00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:46.740
But I was like, what's your timeframe? He said, well,
717
00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:49.019
I'm almost home, but I could do another lap. Although,
718
00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:52.640
and I was like, okay, how serious is this? He said,
719
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:56.430
don't worry. I'm not like the high rocks girl. Because
720
00:32:56.470 --> 00:32:59.549
I'm like, no matter what else is going on, if
721
00:32:59.589 --> 00:33:00.519
that happens to me, ugh.
722
00:33:02.150 --> 00:33:03.269
Fuck your workout. I'm coming home.
723
00:33:03.349 --> 00:33:04.089
Exactly.
724
00:33:04.349 --> 00:33:05.690
You're going to get interrupted.
725
00:33:05.869 --> 00:33:08.470
Right. I don't care what's going on. But I also
726
00:33:08.509 --> 00:33:10.950
have a constant, like I'm never, you won't ever find
727
00:33:11.009 --> 00:33:13.470
me any place in public without a wet wipe close by.
728
00:33:14.849 --> 00:33:16.730
Really? Where do you carry them? In your car?
729
00:33:16.930 --> 00:33:19.920
I don't, uh-huh. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I always travel
730
00:33:19.960 --> 00:33:21.819
with them. I usually have them in my car. If
731
00:33:21.880 --> 00:33:23.519
I'm just going out to dinner or something, I don't
732
00:33:23.579 --> 00:33:28.299
necessarily have wipes. And I also am not someone who
733
00:33:28.380 --> 00:33:32.170
typically does number two in public places. I'm more of
734
00:33:32.210 --> 00:33:34.609
a private pooper. I feel.
735
00:33:36.190 --> 00:33:37.269
Like it's a guy thing.
736
00:33:37.769 --> 00:33:38.589
Not doing it in public.
737
00:33:38.910 --> 00:33:39.109
It is.
738
00:33:39.589 --> 00:33:44.390
Because I think women are used to, probably from a
739
00:33:44.490 --> 00:33:46.930
young age, you have to go into a stall and
740
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:50.019
basically sit down or hover to use the bathroom either way. Yeah.
741
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:51.279
We don't have a urinal.
742
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:55.150
Guys go in there and... Like, there's shame. I'm looking
743
00:33:55.190 --> 00:33:56.710
at the kind of shoes they are so I can
744
00:33:56.730 --> 00:33:59.359
see which one of these nasty motherfuckers out there was
745
00:34:00.190 --> 00:34:04.240
shitting in this place. And it's like also.
746
00:34:04.259 --> 00:34:05.799
So if you go in and obviously you go into
747
00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:08.340
a stall, like, because if there's a urinal open and
748
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:09.420
all you have to do is pee, you would go
749
00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:11.739
up to the urinal. So if you go into the toilet.
750
00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:15.420
You know it's like a number two issue. Exactly. And
751
00:34:15.460 --> 00:34:18.579
then you also know because if I'm in there... We're
752
00:34:18.599 --> 00:34:20.559
just going to have to use that camera.
753
00:34:20.860 --> 00:34:21.690
Did it turn off again? Yes.
754
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:28.150
Yes. If I'm in there, though, I am coughing at
755
00:34:28.230 --> 00:34:30.969
every moment where something else is happening.
756
00:34:33.250 --> 00:34:33.570
Plop.
757
00:34:33.769 --> 00:34:36.789
You know what I mean? Like you're trying to disguise it.
758
00:34:37.269 --> 00:34:39.550
Women are used to just making noises in their stall
759
00:34:39.590 --> 00:34:40.730
like nothing's going on.
760
00:34:40.769 --> 00:34:42.429
Well, no, that's not necessarily true.
761
00:34:42.730 --> 00:34:48.929
I imagine a women's restroom to be like the most
762
00:34:49.030 --> 00:34:50.929
grotesque sounding place.
763
00:34:51.369 --> 00:34:54.309
No, well, first of all, No, we're not men. It's
764
00:34:54.349 --> 00:34:57.789
not just like farts galore happening in there. I mean,
765
00:34:57.809 --> 00:35:01.570
you definitely sometimes will hear it. And you're usually just like,
766
00:35:01.630 --> 00:35:03.030
oh God, how fast can I get out of here?
767
00:35:03.409 --> 00:35:05.619
Like if that starts happening, I'm like, oh man, okay.
768
00:35:06.539 --> 00:35:09.400
Oh my God. But it's not, no, it's not, it's
769
00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:11.519
definitely not fun to be like in there and have
770
00:35:11.679 --> 00:35:14.780
one other person come in. You're like, just give me
771
00:35:14.820 --> 00:35:19.030
another second. But like I think of the airport. Oh,
772
00:35:19.050 --> 00:35:21.739
the airport's so bad. Yeah, but normally it's just like
773
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:24.619
toilets are flushing and the hand dryer is going off
774
00:35:24.659 --> 00:35:27.460
and then you hear people peeing and then every once
775
00:35:27.500 --> 00:35:30.070
in a while you kind of hear some other things.
776
00:35:31.050 --> 00:35:33.409
Well, the men's restroom isn't like that. I guess maybe
777
00:35:33.429 --> 00:35:38.750
men just have louder... Bowels. Bowels because it's like, oh God.
778
00:35:38.769 --> 00:35:41.570
And then I start, and this is the last thing
779
00:35:41.590 --> 00:35:42.969
I'll say about it, but since we're on the subject,
780
00:35:43.070 --> 00:35:45.139
if I'm in public and I'm going, which I never
781
00:35:45.179 --> 00:35:48.800
want to happen, but it's happening, I start panic wiping. Okay.
782
00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:50.340
Because I want to be able to get up out
783
00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:54.349
of there in an instant if I need to. And, like,
784
00:35:54.630 --> 00:35:58.530
specifically at the airport. But then, you know, it's like
785
00:35:58.570 --> 00:36:00.809
you wipe, wipe, wipe, and then, oh, I'm not done.
786
00:36:01.289 --> 00:36:02.650
So you have to go, and then you wipe a
787
00:36:02.670 --> 00:36:03.429
whole bunch more.
788
00:36:03.449 --> 00:36:07.139
Guys are so different. I don't know. When you go
789
00:36:07.179 --> 00:36:08.739
to the bathroom, you go, and it all comes out,
790
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:10.280
and then you wipe, and you're done, and you get up. Like,
791
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:13.000
you honestly, nine times out of ten, I can go
792
00:36:13.019 --> 00:36:14.599
into the bathroom, and you wouldn't know if I went
793
00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:17.079
number one or number two because it's so fast.
794
00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:19.409
Yeah, no. Because I don't go.
795
00:36:19.349 --> 00:36:21.349
In there until I got to go. Like, ain't nobody
796
00:36:21.369 --> 00:36:23.550
going in there to sit there for 20 minutes. And
797
00:36:23.570 --> 00:36:25.130
then you go and you're taking.
798
00:36:24.829 --> 00:36:26.550
Care of your business. For the first 10 years of
799
00:36:26.610 --> 00:36:29.679
my life, I completely disrobed to go.
800
00:36:29.699 --> 00:36:32.159
Okay, that's also a guy thing. What is that?
801
00:36:33.389 --> 00:36:34.110
I didn't want that.
802
00:36:34.210 --> 00:36:36.710
Kent is like that. Dom's like that. Kent's other son, Max,
803
00:36:36.750 --> 00:36:37.929
is like that. They never want to go to the
804
00:36:37.949 --> 00:36:39.789
bathroom in public. I remember when Max was little, like,
805
00:36:40.070 --> 00:36:41.389
he never wanted to go to the bathroom at school
806
00:36:41.429 --> 00:36:43.070
because he likes to take all his clothes off. I'm like,
807
00:36:43.190 --> 00:36:44.110
what is this?
808
00:36:44.530 --> 00:36:45.010
Oh, yeah.
809
00:36:45.130 --> 00:36:45.610
Why?
810
00:36:45.789 --> 00:36:48.360
I don't know why. Just somewhere along the way.
811
00:36:48.380 --> 00:36:50.619
Okay, I need somebody to explain.
812
00:36:51.099 --> 00:36:54.320
But now I don't do that, like, at home. But literally,
813
00:36:54.739 --> 00:36:57.719
close to adulthood, I would, like, go in. That was
814
00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:00.889
my time. Take every article of clothing off. Oh, my God.
815
00:37:00.900 --> 00:37:02.440
That's so time-consuming. Yeah.
816
00:37:03.090 --> 00:37:06.010
Well, you know. But then also you sat there for
817
00:37:06.030 --> 00:37:06.309
a long time.
818
00:37:06.349 --> 00:37:08.730
I hate photo shoot days because I hate changing my clothes. Yeah.
819
00:37:09.190 --> 00:37:10.809
I'm like, oh God, I got to take this all off.
820
00:37:10.849 --> 00:37:13.530
Imagine every time you had to go to the bathroom.
821
00:37:13.550 --> 00:37:15.849
Absolutely not. No wonder you don't want to go in public.
822
00:37:16.250 --> 00:37:21.690
Yeah. So maybe some people push themselves too much and
823
00:37:21.929 --> 00:37:26.070
I'm the opposite. I fight shitting in public at all
824
00:37:26.139 --> 00:37:29.820
costs to a place that it's not really healthy. I
825
00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:35.760
want to know... if anyone's willing to share their thoughts, how,
826
00:37:35.860 --> 00:37:39.659
like how they feel about the subject. Yeah. Like, of
827
00:37:39.739 --> 00:37:41.460
course you don't want to push yourself in a public
828
00:37:41.500 --> 00:37:46.570
place to, to, you know, defecating. Is that the word
829
00:37:46.590 --> 00:37:52.150
on yourself? But, um, you know, is it something that
830
00:37:52.869 --> 00:37:54.869
you even like to do in public? Because I can't,
831
00:37:55.110 --> 00:37:56.550
I just can't. Maybe I wonder if it is a
832
00:37:56.570 --> 00:37:57.860
guy thing. I never thought of it.
833
00:37:58.889 --> 00:38:00.860
Listen, when nature calls, you got to go holding. It
834
00:38:00.909 --> 00:38:04.090
is not a good idea. right if you're out in
835
00:38:04.150 --> 00:38:05.969
public and you're not gonna be home for a little
836
00:38:05.989 --> 00:38:08.570
bit now wait i have to say one other thing
837
00:38:08.610 --> 00:38:11.480
though going on the airplane i was about to say
838
00:38:11.500 --> 00:38:14.940
what about airplanes oh fuck you guys here's why okay
839
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:18.760
here's why i said it specifically we all know i'm
840
00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:22.300
bougie i prefer to fly first class i had to
841
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:24.159
book a last minute trip to new york like a
842
00:38:24.179 --> 00:38:26.280
week and a half ago to work on some a
843
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:29.780
new beverage for the beverage line yeah So going there, fine,
844
00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:31.219
I had first class. There was no way I was
845
00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:32.989
going to pay what they were asking for the first
846
00:38:33.010 --> 00:38:37.650
class ticket home, which was just stupid. So fine, I flew.
847
00:38:37.670 --> 00:38:41.170
It was JetBlue coach, but like I was in the
848
00:38:41.250 --> 00:38:45.010
exit aisle, which is nice, especially on JetBlue. But where
849
00:38:45.030 --> 00:38:47.349
I was sitting, it is the row that is right
850
00:38:47.469 --> 00:38:51.840
next to the bathroom. So I'm seeing everybody come in.
851
00:38:52.539 --> 00:38:54.460
You take that to the back of the plane. Okay.
852
00:38:55.250 --> 00:38:56.030
You don't leave that.
853
00:38:56.710 --> 00:38:57.389
You don't do that.
854
00:38:57.409 --> 00:38:58.690
You don't want that to be downwind.
855
00:38:59.730 --> 00:39:05.500
Thank you. And I was. Okay. Also, if you go
856
00:39:05.539 --> 00:39:07.980
to the restroom in the back, no one can really
857
00:39:08.019 --> 00:39:11.960
see like the last person still has their back to you.
858
00:39:11.980 --> 00:39:13.420
So they don't really see when you go in, when
859
00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:16.809
you come out, whatever. Like you said, they're okay. Everything
860
00:39:16.849 --> 00:39:19.429
else is going down behind them. You come to the
861
00:39:19.489 --> 00:39:20.010
front one.
862
00:39:20.030 --> 00:39:21.389
You're on display.
863
00:39:21.409 --> 00:39:22.210
You're on display.
864
00:39:22.230 --> 00:39:22.949
Okay. Yeah.
865
00:39:23.210 --> 00:39:24.360
Especially to our role.
866
00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:25.340
Everybody knows.
867
00:39:25.420 --> 00:39:28.369
And I am watching you, and I can see how
868
00:39:28.409 --> 00:39:30.190
long you've been in there, and once you're in there
869
00:39:30.230 --> 00:39:32.090
longer than two or three minutes i know what you're
870
00:39:32.110 --> 00:39:34.429
doing and then you come out and it's just this
871
00:39:34.590 --> 00:39:37.900
big guy and i'm like gagging i'm like this is
872
00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:41.440
disgusting and it was like one guy after the next
873
00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:44.110
just kept going in there to shit I was like,
874
00:39:44.329 --> 00:39:47.280
what is happening? What did you all eat that you
875
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:49.400
all decided that you got on this flight from New
876
00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:52.039
York to LA and you're all going to take a
877
00:39:52.099 --> 00:39:52.860
shit right in front of me?
878
00:39:52.940 --> 00:39:53.960
What time was the flight?
879
00:39:53.980 --> 00:39:57.579
It was a nighttime flight. It wasn't the morning. It
880
00:39:57.619 --> 00:39:58.699
wasn't their morning coffee.
881
00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:00.639
Because that's the problem for me. Sometimes I have an
882
00:40:00.699 --> 00:40:03.360
early flight and I'm like waiting. I push it right
883
00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:06.190
into before I have to leave the house. I'm like, Fuck,
884
00:40:06.230 --> 00:40:08.250
I couldn't go. I'm going to have to go later.
885
00:40:08.769 --> 00:40:11.159
And then I'm at the airport and airports are the worst.
886
00:40:11.199 --> 00:40:14.719
And I almost would rather wait for the plane. That
887
00:40:14.760 --> 00:40:17.599
gives you a little change of scenery. I do usually
888
00:40:17.639 --> 00:40:19.949
go to the bathroom that's farther away from where I am.
889
00:40:20.489 --> 00:40:25.730
So people back there don't know me. And, and I
890
00:40:25.769 --> 00:40:28.710
go and I try and I don't, I don't just
891
00:40:28.849 --> 00:40:32.010
sit there and give it time. I'm like, this is
892
00:40:32.150 --> 00:40:35.880
just for whatever might be pressing, so to speak, you know?
893
00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:38.760
And so, um, but yeah.
894
00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:41.159
Well, I'm just saying, if you're going to go in
895
00:40:41.179 --> 00:40:43.050
there and be in there for 10 minutes, first of all,
896
00:40:43.059 --> 00:40:45.219
you shouldn't have been in there yet. Cause it obviously
897
00:40:45.260 --> 00:40:48.610
wasn't ready. Second, go clean your diet up.
898
00:40:49.590 --> 00:40:52.900
The most awkward is when we went, We flew private
899
00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:58.510
from Hawaii to back here. And I went because, like,
900
00:40:58.570 --> 00:41:00.090
I knew you guys, but I didn't know you. Like,
901
00:41:00.110 --> 00:41:01.090
I'm going to be like, all right, I'm going to
902
00:41:01.110 --> 00:41:03.750
go shit on this little teeny. What are you talking about?
903
00:41:03.769 --> 00:41:07.190
We lived together. I know. But, you know, the house
904
00:41:07.210 --> 00:41:08.769
we lived in, there were so many bathrooms. You never
905
00:41:08.809 --> 00:41:09.869
knew what I was doing or where I was.
906
00:41:09.909 --> 00:41:11.550
I always knew where you were because you would sing
907
00:41:11.590 --> 00:41:14.219
while you went to the bathroom. Talking about it. I
908
00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:15.260
didn't know what you were doing.
909
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:17.579
That's what I'm going to start doing on the plane.
910
00:41:17.599 --> 00:41:18.420
I was like, Donald's shitting.
911
00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:22.380
You'd be like, me. I'm like, okay. Oh my God.
912
00:41:22.449 --> 00:41:23.179
Good times.
913
00:41:23.679 --> 00:41:26.420
Yeah. Those private planes though. That is not the time
914
00:41:26.440 --> 00:41:27.139
you want to do it either.
915
00:41:27.199 --> 00:41:27.460
No.
916
00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:29.219
Especially when you're on with like corporate.
917
00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:32.539
That's like a tour. Oh no. Definitely. It's like a
918
00:41:32.579 --> 00:41:35.199
tour bus. You pee on the tour bus. You never poo.
919
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:36.380
That's the deal.
920
00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:37.840
God forbid that thing doesn't flush.
921
00:41:38.539 --> 00:41:40.219
Exactly. Oh my.
922
00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:42.340
Yes. All right.
923
00:41:42.380 --> 00:41:44.320
Well, I'm a little concerned about how much more I
924
00:41:44.340 --> 00:41:48.019
could keep talking about this subject. So maybe we should
925
00:41:48.059 --> 00:41:49.019
put a pin in it.
926
00:41:49.019 --> 00:41:51.280
Stick a gorg in it.
927
00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:55.619
We're done. I hope you guys enjoyed this. And just
928
00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:59.550
a finishing note. Bless that poor girl's heart. I think
929
00:41:59.590 --> 00:42:01.010
her statement was very sweet.
930
00:42:01.030 --> 00:42:01.230
Yes.
931
00:42:02.989 --> 00:42:06.070
Y'all just pay attention, okay? Nothing is worth pushing yourself
932
00:42:06.130 --> 00:42:07.789
so hard that you're going to shit yourself and then
933
00:42:07.829 --> 00:42:09.389
the whole world. Then there's two bitches on.
934
00:42:09.329 --> 00:42:11.449
A podcast talking about it. Listen, we live in a
935
00:42:11.469 --> 00:42:14.929
time where social media puts you on display.
936
00:42:15.070 --> 00:42:16.269
Yeah, exactly.
937
00:42:16.570 --> 00:42:18.409
So unless you want your whole business and to be
938
00:42:18.869 --> 00:42:22.050
forever known as the person that had feces running down
939
00:42:22.070 --> 00:42:23.860
the back of their leg while they did wobbles.
940
00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:25.019
Uh-huh, yeah.
941
00:42:25.820 --> 00:42:26.539
Take a time out.
942
00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:29.599
Exactly. You'll get it next time. Yes, next time.
943
00:42:29.940 --> 00:42:30.199
All right.
944
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:32.500
Well, speaking of, we'll see you guys next time. And
945
00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:35.699
make sure if you want our advice on anything or
946
00:42:35.719 --> 00:42:38.539
our hot takes on anything going on, you can email
947
00:42:38.619 --> 00:42:41.639
us at everything's perfect podcast at gmail.com.
948
00:42:42.340 --> 00:42:46.019
Find us on the gram. Everything's perfect official. We got
949
00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:46.739
more coming your way.
950
00:42:47.719 --> 00:42:57.449
That's right. See you guys soon. Thank you.