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Speaker 1: I'm going to go down on the corner and eat my chicken wing. And that's the intro song. That's it. Do we not have an intro song? Producer Grace can't hear it. What is it? I thought I loved Jack Black. What a joyful human. One of my favourite videos on the internet ever is where he plays the sexo boom. Oh, I love that. On Jimmy Fallon.
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Speaker 2: When he goes, one, two, three, motherfucker.
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Speaker 1: One, two, three, motherfucker. So good. I tried to buy a sexo boom. Because I was so obsessed with that video. You were so easily influenced. So easily influenced. Quite expensive.
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Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. You bought that self-tanner. Which worked, by the way.
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Speaker 3: Have you bought the titanium chopping boards?
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Speaker 2: True.
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Speaker 1: I may have purchased those. Did you? Three. I just bought one just to see. But there was a deal on, too. Yeah, I know. That's good. Self-restraint from you. Yeah, I felt so.
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Speaker 3: Did you buy that arcade, that Game Boy that has all the games on it?
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Speaker 1: Yep. But I gave it to my brother for Christmas and it corrupted. Oh, what? So when I gave it to him, nothing worked.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so don't buy those. I'm shocked that that was a scam. That's crazy. But it did work. Like it worked and then it didn't work. So that's why it was so sad. Well, it's a hit or miss, you know. And with the amount of hits that you throw out there.
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Speaker 2: Got to get a miss.
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Speaker 1: I bought practice nunchucks one time. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: How do you practice? Like what's the level when you go from practice to nunchuck?
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Speaker 1: Are they soft? They were like softer. Yeah. That was pretty good.
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Speaker 2: Can you bring them in? I would like to practice.
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Speaker 1: Actually, can you go? They got confiscated from me. Can you go around your house.
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Speaker 3: And find as many things that you've been influenced into buying and bring them in tomorrow?
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Speaker 1: We can do a show and tell. The beef tallow moisturizer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a... Why? Why did I fall for that one?
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Speaker 3: Did you get that hot chocolate?
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Speaker 1: Hot chocolate.
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Speaker 3: Isn't that like a bone broth hot chocolate?
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Speaker 1: Nah, I didn't fall for that. I didn't fall for that one. Disgusting. Yeah, that sounds gross. gross nah i'm in my i'm not falling for scams era you.
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Speaker 3: Bought a titanium chopping board yesterday.
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Speaker 1: I think that's not a scam i think that was a good investment does it come with specific.
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Speaker 3: Knives that you need to use with it no okay no it feels less scammy.
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Speaker 1: But i will tell you if it's good or not because i have been thinking that our wood chopping board it looks a bit moldy why not just buy a.
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Speaker 2: New one You're saving the environment.
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Speaker 1: I did. I bought the titanium one. Yeah, fair. Actually fair. Let's talk about how much cake producer Grace has eaten today. Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: We had this delicious– it was cake and it had meringue all over it plus icing. And it was like a PR cake we got sent. And every time I walked past it, I took a bit.
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Speaker 1: No, no, not every. There was multiple cakes in the office. So you were eating from multiple cakes.
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Speaker 2: I'd walk to different locations in the office so that people wouldn't realize how much cake I cost you.
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Speaker 1: That's smart, though.
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Speaker 2: But we were talking today about how good eggs are for you. And it was a meringue. First of all, it was a cake.
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Speaker 1: Cake has eggs in them.
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Speaker 2: And then it's a meringue cake.
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Speaker 1: Egg whites. Double health. This is the theory she's been trying to peddle all afternoon. I kind of like it. It's good. There's so much sugar in meringue, though. It's like saying that you've eaten fruit because you had a jam sandwich. It's like technically fruit.
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Speaker 2: No, but when I make red pasta, like tomato pasta, I'm having vegetables because of the tomato.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. That's true. That's the same thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. But egg and cake. I'm eating eggs.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Egg whites, meringue, even healthier.
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Speaker 1: Fuck off.
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Speaker 2: But I ate so much cake that.
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Speaker 1: I felt sick.
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Speaker 2: And then Bree's like, drink some water. So I drank a bunch of water. And then I had to go back out into the office. And then I ate more cake.
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Speaker 1: You come back in, you go, I felt better. But then I have to tell you that I've eaten more cake. Every time I saw you, I was like, when did you eat cake? And you're like, I'm just cutting off slithers.
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Speaker 2: Sorry. But I kept taking just the icing, so there was just bits of pure cake.
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Speaker 1: It reminded me, I'm not going to lie, it reminded me a little bit, and this is going to be lost on you guys, but people listening will appreciate it. It reminded me a little bit of Miranda in Sex and the City when she gets addicted to chocolate cake and she's so addicted that she just keeps eating it and then so she puts it in the bin and And then she goes back and she eats it out of the bin. And she's, like, disgusted with herself. And so she pours, like, stuff over the top of the cake so she doesn't eat it. That's what I should have done. But it was just everywhere I looked. There's a cake sitting in the room right now, but I had the box. Like, I can't touch it.
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Speaker 3: I was like, we can't cut into this cake because Grace is just going.
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Speaker 1: To take little slivers of it. Here's a fun game. Us four. So Clint's not here. He's way sick. But it's us four. Which Sex and the City characters are we?
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know them well enough.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought there's three. No, there's Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte.
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Speaker 3: Who's the gay one?
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Speaker 1: That's Stanford. What's Stanford? Wait, there's no gay women. Wasn't there a gay one in Sex and the City?
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Speaker 2: No. Is it just because she has short hair?
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Speaker 1: It's because she has short hair. Miranda, she's gay in real life. That's where you're getting confused. Oh, you're that one. Yeah, Cynthia Nixon. What the fuck? I'm not Miranda. But you're gay in real life. Miranda is the smart one. That is not me.
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Speaker 2: I thought that brunette was the smart one.
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Speaker 1: No. Oh, Miranda's the lawyer? Yes. So what is the brunette?
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Speaker 2: I thought she was the smart one.
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Speaker 1: Charlotte is the, she works at an art gallery and she is the hopeless romantic.
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Speaker 3: Who's the hot one?
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Speaker 1: The hot one I would say, yeah.
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Speaker 3: The sushi from the movie?
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Speaker 1: The what?
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Speaker 3: Wasn't there a movie and.
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Speaker 1: She had sushi on her? That's romantic. I feel like you want to be Samantha. Samantha's like the sex positive.
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Speaker 2: Wait, is she the one that iconic TikTok sound? And it's like, I've left my wife for you.
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Speaker 1: And she goes, who is this? Do you know that sound?
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Speaker 2: The guy calls her and she's like, hey, I've left my wife for you. And then she goes, who is this?
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Speaker 1: Wait, I've got to find out what that is. That's the blonde one.
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Speaker 2: The one that's all about sex. Yeah. And then there's Carrie. Carrie.
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Speaker 1: Is that her name? The main character. The main character.
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Speaker 2: And she's a journalist. And she writes in a magazine?
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Speaker 1: She wears shoes. She loves her shoes. Manolo Blahnik. I'm just saying. That audio is.
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Speaker 2: Very iconic in the Gen Z sphere. But I don't know anything about Sex and the City. We don't exist in that world.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry guys. Iconic audio. God, you both should watch Sex and the City. You would really like it. I'm not going to lie.
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Speaker 2: This is going to sound so funny. I started watching it. I don't know what streaming platform it's on. I started watching it. And it was not landscape, it was square.
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Speaker 1: So the first season is, unfortunately. And I went, I went. And to be honest, you can skip the first season because there's like weird, there's weird, I was talking about it last week, weird choices that they make where they, she narrates to the camera. It's just not it. Oh, it's not.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Season two, from season two, you're good.
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Speaker 2: Hey, have you watched the new, you know how they brought it back recently?
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Speaker 1: Didn't they have? Yes. And just like that. Fucking awful. Was it bad? So bad. Except for the last, very last season of the reboot. I feel like they just started to get the essence of the original show. I mean, it wasn't all the way there, but what are you doing?
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Speaker 3: I want to test this out live to see if this is the right audio.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Hello. It's over.
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Speaker 1: I told my wife. Who is this?
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Speaker 2: That's it. It's Ken.
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Speaker 1: Ken, it is Samantha. That's Samantha.
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Speaker 2: That is the only thing I know about Sex and the City.
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Speaker 1: Who is this? I want to be her queen. Yeah, Samantha's pretty funny. So who would we be?
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Speaker 2: If you've watched it, I don't have any knowledge.
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Speaker 1: Clint would be Miranda. No, I don't know. Oh, it's hard. It's a hard one. I feel like the most sex positive out of all of us, not Clint. Not me. Probably Grace. I'd say you're Samantha.
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Speaker 2: How am I going to say now?
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Speaker 1: I feel like you're flirty. Who are you? Flirty, you know, kind of carefree. That's you. I feel like Claudia is. I want to be Charlotte, aren't I? Boring.
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Speaker 2: Hopeless for Amanda.
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Speaker 1: Well, you have to be Carrie then.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: I'll be the main character then. Oh, fine. Go on then. I don't want to be Charlotte or Miranda.
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Speaker 2: How about Clint's both of them and then you can just be.
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Speaker 1: You can be big. No, ew.
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Speaker 2: I just know that everyone doesn't like him.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't know that. I'm going to be Stanford.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: The gay best friend of Carrie. Oh, I like him. I've never heard of Stanford. Haven't you? Yeah, neither. Oh. He's really fun. Anyway, you'll see it when you start watching it from season two.
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Speaker 2: Season two, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: What was the other thing I told you? Oh, I need to bring my book in for you so you can read it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I'm going to try read Bree's book.
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Speaker 1: Do we have the sting?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So when you read it, we'll finally get to– hold on, I've just got to blow the cobwebs.
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Speaker 3: Okay, just dust it off.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I think it still works. Here we go. Breeze book reader. Breeze book reader. I have this idea where, you know, there's those little things in my neighbourhood where people can put books and then I have this idea where I'm going to put my own book and then see how long it takes for it to leave the renting, like, book place. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I hope someone, like, sees you do a film.
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Speaker 1: They're like. I know, I was going to put it on my Instagram and every time I go on my walk, I'll check. That's really funny.
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Speaker 2: The book you're going to give me, can I write on it? Can I annotate it? Yeah. Because I want to be like, lies, fact check. Because I've got the real source. I'm going to be like, Bree, this is embellished.
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Speaker 3: That never happened. She hasn't told me about that.
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Speaker 1: Let's be real. My whole life is embellished. I need to bring mine in so you can sign it. Then I can sell it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I want mine signed.
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Speaker 1: Huh?
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Speaker 2: I want mine signed. Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I was going to ask you to sign it after I'd read it, which is why it's not Sunday.
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Speaker 1: Claudia hasn't.
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Speaker 2: So no one's read it in the show.
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Speaker 1: Claudia hasn't read it. Clint definitely hasn't read it. Ella read it. She was really good.
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Speaker 3: She was an early reader and she wrote an article on it.
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Speaker 1: And then she wrote an article. Yeah. And was really sweet. She was a good girl. No, she was a sweetheart. She was my spirit animal. I thought you were about to say special friend. Special friend. She was my special friend. But I don't read books.
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Speaker 2: So me even like attempting to read this, I just want to say this is like an honor to you. What?
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Speaker 1: Me even attempting?
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Speaker 2: I don't read books.
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Speaker 1: No, I get it. I'd be the same. I'd be the same. Like it's a big deal because you don't read. Whereas Ella reads.
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Speaker 2: How many pages?
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Speaker 1: I think there's like 300. Don't quote me on that.
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Speaker 2: I feel like I couldn't do anything over 400. Okay, good.
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Speaker 1: Well, we're good then.
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Speaker 2: So I'll read to 400 if there's anything more.
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Speaker 1: That's it. You're like, I don't care how it ends.
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Speaker 2: Will there be a second part to the book? What if I get really hooked on the book? And I guess I get it live with you. You can just tell me your day.
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Speaker 1: People keep asking if I'm going to do another one, and I'm like, fuck, the first one nearly killed me. Your life's changed, though. Yeah, I feel like I've got stuff to write about.
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Speaker 2: What's the book called?
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Speaker 1: The book is called, it's hard to explain, Unapologetically Me, but the un is crossed out. Yeah. And then there's an arrow, and then I put the un back in at the top. That's funny. See? Thank you. Some people get it.
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Speaker 2: But I do think it's like peak millennial humor.
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Speaker 1: 100%.
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Speaker 2: But I think if you've got your target audience, they'll love it.
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Speaker 1: Okay. That was like a backhanded compliment. And I think we finish it there.
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Speaker 3: I'm just going to play Steve's Lava Chicken now in full again.
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Speaker 2: Good.
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Speaker 3: That's got a long intro on it.
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Speaker 1: Ooh, super spicy, it's the lava of time. Play ZM's Breein Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go down on the corner and eat my chicken wing. And that's the intro song. That's it. Do we not have an intro song? Producer Grace can't hear it. What is it? I thought I loved Jack Black. What a joyful human. One of my favourite videos on the internet ever is where he plays the sexo boom. Oh, I love that. On Jimmy Fallon.
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Speaker 2: When he goes, one, two, three, motherfucker.
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Speaker 1: One, two, three, motherfucker. So good. I tried to buy a sexo boom. Because I was so obsessed with that video. You were so easily influenced. So easily influenced. Quite expensive.
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Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. You bought that self-tanner. Which worked, by the way.
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Speaker 3: Have you bought the titanium chopping boards?
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Speaker 2: True.
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Speaker 1: I may have purchased those. Did you? Three. I just bought one just to see. But there was a deal on, too. Yeah, I know. That's good. Self-restraint from you. Yeah, I felt so.
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Speaker 3: Did you buy that arcade, that Game Boy that has all the games on it?
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Speaker 1: Yep. But I gave it to my brother for Christmas and it corrupted. Oh, what? So when I gave it to him, nothing worked.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so don't buy those. I'm shocked that that was a scam. That's crazy. But it did work. Like it worked and then it didn't work. So that's why it was so sad. Well, it's a hit or miss, you know. And with the amount of hits that you throw out there.
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Speaker 2: Got to get a miss.
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Speaker 1: I bought practice nunchucks one time. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: How do you practice? Like what's the level when you go from practice to nunchuck?
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Speaker 1: Are they soft? They were like softer. Yeah. That was pretty good.
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Speaker 2: Can you bring them in? I would like to practice.
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Speaker 1: Actually, can you go? They got confiscated from me. Can you go around your house.
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Speaker 3: And find as many things that you've been influenced into buying and bring them in tomorrow?
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Speaker 1: We can do a show and tell. The beef tallow moisturizer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a... Why? Why did I fall for that one?
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Speaker 3: Did you get that hot chocolate?
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Speaker 1: Hot chocolate.
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Speaker 3: Isn't that like a bone broth hot chocolate?
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Speaker 1: Nah, I didn't fall for that. I didn't fall for that one. Disgusting. Yeah, that sounds gross. gross nah i'm in my i'm not falling for scams era you.
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Speaker 3: Bought a titanium chopping board yesterday.
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Speaker 1: I think that's not a scam i think that was a good investment does it come with specific.
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Speaker 3: Knives that you need to use with it no okay no it feels less scammy.
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Speaker 1: But i will tell you if it's good or not because i have been thinking that our wood chopping board it looks a bit moldy why not just buy a.
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Speaker 2: New one You're saving the environment.
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Speaker 1: I did. I bought the titanium one. Yeah, fair. Actually fair. Let's talk about how much cake producer Grace has eaten today. Oh, my God.
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Speaker 2: We had this delicious– it was cake and it had meringue all over it plus icing. And it was like a PR cake we got sent. And every time I walked past it, I took a bit.
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Speaker 1: No, no, not every. There was multiple cakes in the office. So you were eating from multiple cakes.
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Speaker 2: I'd walk to different locations in the office so that people wouldn't realize how much cake I cost you.
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Speaker 1: That's smart, though.
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Speaker 2: But we were talking today about how good eggs are for you. And it was a meringue. First of all, it was a cake.
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Speaker 1: Cake has eggs in them.
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Speaker 2: And then it's a meringue cake.
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Speaker 1: Egg whites. Double health. This is the theory she's been trying to peddle all afternoon. I kind of like it. It's good. There's so much sugar in meringue, though. It's like saying that you've eaten fruit because you had a jam sandwich. It's like technically fruit.
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Speaker 2: No, but when I make red pasta, like tomato pasta, I'm having vegetables because of the tomato.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. That's true. That's the same thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. But egg and cake. I'm eating eggs.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Egg whites, meringue, even healthier.
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Speaker 1: Fuck off.
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Speaker 2: But I ate so much cake that.
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Speaker 1: I felt sick.
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Speaker 2: And then Bree's like, drink some water. So I drank a bunch of water. And then I had to go back out into the office. And then I ate more cake.
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Speaker 1: You come back in, you go, I felt better. But then I have to tell you that I've eaten more cake. Every time I saw you, I was like, when did you eat cake? And you're like, I'm just cutting off slithers.
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Speaker 2: Sorry. But I kept taking just the icing, so there was just bits of pure cake.
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Speaker 1: It reminded me, I'm not going to lie, it reminded me a little bit, and this is going to be lost on you guys, but people listening will appreciate it. It reminded me a little bit of Miranda in Sex and the City when she gets addicted to chocolate cake and she's so addicted that she just keeps eating it and then so she puts it in the bin and And then she goes back and she eats it out of the bin. And she's, like, disgusted with herself. And so she pours, like, stuff over the top of the cake so she doesn't eat it. That's what I should have done. But it was just everywhere I looked. There's a cake sitting in the room right now, but I had the box. Like, I can't touch it.
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Speaker 3: I was like, we can't cut into this cake because Grace is just going.
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Speaker 1: To take little slivers of it. Here's a fun game. Us four. So Clint's not here. He's way sick. But it's us four. Which Sex and the City characters are we?
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know them well enough.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought there's three. No, there's Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte.
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Speaker 3: Who's the gay one?
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Speaker 1: That's Stanford. What's Stanford? Wait, there's no gay women. Wasn't there a gay one in Sex and the City?
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Speaker 2: No. Is it just because she has short hair?
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Speaker 1: It's because she has short hair. Miranda, she's gay in real life. That's where you're getting confused. Oh, you're that one. Yeah, Cynthia Nixon. What the fuck? I'm not Miranda. But you're gay in real life. Miranda is the smart one. That is not me.
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Speaker 2: I thought that brunette was the smart one.
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Speaker 1: No. Oh, Miranda's the lawyer? Yes. So what is the brunette?
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Speaker 2: I thought she was the smart one.
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Speaker 1: Charlotte is the, she works at an art gallery and she is the hopeless romantic.
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Speaker 3: Who's the hot one?
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Speaker 1: The hot one I would say, yeah.
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Speaker 3: The sushi from the movie?
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Speaker 1: The what?
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Speaker 3: Wasn't there a movie and.
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Speaker 1: She had sushi on her? That's romantic. I feel like you want to be Samantha. Samantha's like the sex positive.
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Speaker 2: Wait, is she the one that iconic TikTok sound? And it's like, I've left my wife for you.
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Speaker 1: And she goes, who is this? Do you know that sound?
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Speaker 2: The guy calls her and she's like, hey, I've left my wife for you. And then she goes, who is this?
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Speaker 1: Wait, I've got to find out what that is. That's the blonde one.
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Speaker 2: The one that's all about sex. Yeah. And then there's Carrie. Carrie.
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Speaker 1: Is that her name? The main character. The main character.
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Speaker 2: And she's a journalist. And she writes in a magazine?
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Speaker 1: She wears shoes. She loves her shoes. Manolo Blahnik. I'm just saying. That audio is.
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Speaker 2: Very iconic in the Gen Z sphere. But I don't know anything about Sex and the City. We don't exist in that world.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry guys. Iconic audio. God, you both should watch Sex and the City. You would really like it. I'm not going to lie.
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Speaker 2: This is going to sound so funny. I started watching it. I don't know what streaming platform it's on. I started watching it. And it was not landscape, it was square.
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Speaker 1: So the first season is, unfortunately. And I went, I went. And to be honest, you can skip the first season because there's like weird, there's weird, I was talking about it last week, weird choices that they make where they, she narrates to the camera. It's just not it. Oh, it's not.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Season two, from season two, you're good.
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Speaker 2: Hey, have you watched the new, you know how they brought it back recently?
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Speaker 1: Didn't they have? Yes. And just like that. Fucking awful. Was it bad? So bad. Except for the last, very last season of the reboot. I feel like they just started to get the essence of the original show. I mean, it wasn't all the way there, but what are you doing?
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Speaker 3: I want to test this out live to see if this is the right audio.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Hello. It's over.
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Speaker 1: I told my wife. Who is this?
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Speaker 2: That's it. It's Ken.
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Speaker 1: Ken, it is Samantha. That's Samantha.
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Speaker 2: That is the only thing I know about Sex and the City.
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Speaker 1: Who is this? I want to be her queen. Yeah, Samantha's pretty funny. So who would we be?
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Speaker 2: If you've watched it, I don't have any knowledge.
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Speaker 1: Clint would be Miranda. No, I don't know. Oh, it's hard. It's a hard one. I feel like the most sex positive out of all of us, not Clint. Not me. Probably Grace. I'd say you're Samantha.
00:08:45
Speaker 2: How am I going to say now?
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Speaker 1: I feel like you're flirty. Who are you? Flirty, you know, kind of carefree. That's you. I feel like Claudia is. I want to be Charlotte, aren't I? Boring.
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Speaker 2: Hopeless for Amanda.
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Speaker 1: Well, you have to be Carrie then.
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Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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Speaker 1: I'll be the main character then. Oh, fine. Go on then. I don't want to be Charlotte or Miranda.
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Speaker 2: How about Clint's both of them and then you can just be.
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Speaker 1: You can be big. No, ew.
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Speaker 2: I just know that everyone doesn't like him.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't know that. I'm going to be Stanford.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
00:09:19
Speaker 1: The gay best friend of Carrie. Oh, I like him. I've never heard of Stanford. Haven't you? Yeah, neither. Oh. He's really fun. Anyway, you'll see it when you start watching it from season two.
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Speaker 2: Season two, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:32
Speaker 1: What was the other thing I told you? Oh, I need to bring my book in for you so you can read it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I'm going to try read Bree's book.
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Speaker 1: Do we have the sting?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: So when you read it, we'll finally get to– hold on, I've just got to blow the cobwebs.
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Speaker 3: Okay, just dust it off.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I think it still works. Here we go. Breeze book reader. Breeze book reader. I have this idea where, you know, there's those little things in my neighbourhood where people can put books and then I have this idea where I'm going to put my own book and then see how long it takes for it to leave the renting, like, book place. Yeah.
00:10:13
Speaker 2: I hope someone, like, sees you do a film.
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Speaker 1: They're like. I know, I was going to put it on my Instagram and every time I go on my walk, I'll check. That's really funny.
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Speaker 2: The book you're going to give me, can I write on it? Can I annotate it? Yeah. Because I want to be like, lies, fact check. Because I've got the real source. I'm going to be like, Bree, this is embellished.
00:10:33
Speaker 3: That never happened. She hasn't told me about that.
00:10:36
Speaker 1: Let's be real. My whole life is embellished. I need to bring mine in so you can sign it. Then I can sell it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I want mine signed.
00:10:45
Speaker 1: Huh?
00:10:45
Speaker 2: I want mine signed. Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I was going to ask you to sign it after I'd read it, which is why it's not Sunday.
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Speaker 1: Claudia hasn't.
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Speaker 2: So no one's read it in the show.
00:10:52
Speaker 1: Claudia hasn't read it. Clint definitely hasn't read it. Ella read it. She was really good.
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Speaker 3: She was an early reader and she wrote an article on it.
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Speaker 1: And then she wrote an article. Yeah. And was really sweet. She was a good girl. No, she was a sweetheart. She was my spirit animal. I thought you were about to say special friend. Special friend. She was my special friend. But I don't read books.
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Speaker 2: So me even like attempting to read this, I just want to say this is like an honor to you. What?
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Speaker 1: Me even attempting?
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Speaker 2: I don't read books.
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Speaker 1: No, I get it. I'd be the same. I'd be the same. Like it's a big deal because you don't read. Whereas Ella reads.
00:11:21
Speaker 2: How many pages?
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Speaker 1: I think there's like 300. Don't quote me on that.
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Speaker 2: I feel like I couldn't do anything over 400. Okay, good.
00:11:29
Speaker 1: Well, we're good then.
00:11:30
Speaker 2: So I'll read to 400 if there's anything more.
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Speaker 1: That's it. You're like, I don't care how it ends.
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Speaker 2: Will there be a second part to the book? What if I get really hooked on the book? And I guess I get it live with you. You can just tell me your day.
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Speaker 1: People keep asking if I'm going to do another one, and I'm like, fuck, the first one nearly killed me. Your life's changed, though. Yeah, I feel like I've got stuff to write about.
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Speaker 2: What's the book called?
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Speaker 1: The book is called, it's hard to explain, Unapologetically Me, but the un is crossed out. Yeah. And then there's an arrow, and then I put the un back in at the top. That's funny. See? Thank you. Some people get it.
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Speaker 2: But I do think it's like peak millennial humor.
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Speaker 1: 100%.
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Speaker 2: But I think if you've got your target audience, they'll love it.
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Speaker 1: Okay. That was like a backhanded compliment. And I think we finish it there.
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Speaker 3: I'm just going to play Steve's Lava Chicken now in full again.
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Speaker 2: Good.
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Speaker 3: That's got a long intro on it.
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Speaker 1: Ooh, super spicy, it's the lava of time. Play ZM's Breein Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.
