Save It For TLB

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Have you ever received a gift basket and the wicker was coarse, pokey, uncomfortable, was cold, didn't make you feel warm inside.
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Well, not with us.
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At Tender Loving Baskets, we fulfill all your needs as softly as possible.
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Hey everyone, welcome back to another swing shift.
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I'm your host, Rob, joined with my co-host and brother, RJ.
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What's new with you, bro?
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What's new with me?
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Uh, you know what?
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I god damn it.
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I was so ready this time to be like Johnny on the spot with it, you know, like all the other ones where you're like with my host kind of trail off, and I'm supposed to jump in.
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I'm like, I'm right here.
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I'm like, I'm gonna do this.
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And you just like, I guess you got wise.
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You're like, I'm not even gonna let him try.
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Oh gosh.
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But yeah, let me tell you something.
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So I was talking to my psychiatrist today, and I don't know where this came from, but I think it fits with my lack of tracking here on the show.
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And she and I see her every three months, so it's been three months, and she's like, So right off the bat, she goes, So listen to your podcast.
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Which one?
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Not this one.
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Uh okay.
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Yeah, because it was three months ago.
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Um, and I so we just said whatever.
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She's like, listen to your podcast.
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I'm like, uh-huh.
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And she's like, You guys are really you guys are really good.
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It sounds really good.
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Uh it's funny.
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And she's like being very dry about it, which is usually not.
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She's like, it's funny.
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And the stuff you talk about is silly, but it's fun.
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She's like, but it's so fucking weird.
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Cause like, I know you, but you're playing in the speakers in my car.
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I thought it was funny, and it made me it just uh it was a different perspective when I hadn't thought of, which is uh it's the first person uh that has listened to it that knows me, but doesn't really know me, know my personal life, right?
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How does your psychology psychiatrist not know your personal life?
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No, she's not part of that.
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That's maybe not well good way to put it.
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But like she knows me and she knows all about my life, but like um in one hour one hour or 90 minute sessions every three months.
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So she knows the facts.
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Let's put it this way, she knows the facts, but like she doesn't she hasn't hung around me, right?
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Or she doesn't spent time around me.
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I'm like, you know what I'm saying?
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And she was just like she doesn't know you intimately.
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She doesn't, yeah.
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And she's like, so fucking weird.
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She just said a couple more times.
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She's like, it's just it's strange.
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I just I don't know what it was about it.
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Um and uh I which I guess I don't know.
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I don't know how I would feel about that.
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Cause like trying to think of yeah, I could kind of see it though.
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I think it's I think the whole doesn't know my personal life, whatever, it's not the right verbiage.
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Really what I should have said is context, right?
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Like you see and know people in certain contexts.
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And yeah, that's yeah, there you go.
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Um, so I just thought it was so fucking funny.
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This is what we should do.
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We should pioneer the uh interactive, and then Princess and be like, just a little bit though, uh podcast.
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Oh, it's a choose your own adventure podcast.
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We're gonna pioneer fun.
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That would be super fun, actually.
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At this juncture, the listener can be like, proceed.
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Would you like to hear more about the Litorus?
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Would you like to know more?
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Uh would you would you like them to continue talking about Android legs and Ryan's distrust of them?
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Or would you like to hear more about where the littoral is and how it doesn't exist?
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Is it fair to call it a distrust of them when really it's more lack of confidence, I think.
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Yeah.
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I'm not saying that the legs can't kick.
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I'm just saying, like, I guess I don't understand why.
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We don't need to rehash the legs again.
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We can.
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Yeah.
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I'd rather I I don't I think I speak for mom and I, since she's the only one listening.
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Um we're good.
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We're good.
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You know, we get it.
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If yeah, I think I yeah, I'm good.
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Uh you make a good point though.
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Um if our the only person that portion this person, the only person that listens to the show is our mother.
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Um where's the sponsorship?
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QV sp pulled QVC pulled the plug.
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No, no, no.
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I'm saying she should be sponsoring us.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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So this episode is brought to you.
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Or send us a super chat.
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I was I was just about to do a fucking an ad read and you cut me off.
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Oh, I can set you up again.
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Um yeah, so I can't.
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I lost it.
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Go ahead.
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Just start fresh.
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And this this episode is sponsored by Tender Loving Baskets.
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Damn it.
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That was a literal spit take.
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Oh my god.
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On the board.
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Oh, that was good.
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Yay! Oh, that was so good.
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Damn it.
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Oh, I did not for life, I did not see that coming.
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Oh, that was great.
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Oh, you know what that made me just think of is back to the Android talk at you know, having the nighttime hands, but you could call them tender loving hands hand skirts or something like that.
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Tender loving hand skirts.
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Oh, you know how I hate to be pedantic, right?
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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Yeah, uh, they were called evening hands.
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Oh, sorry.
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What did I call them?
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Nighttime hands.
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Nighttime hands that makes it sound dirty.
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Yeah, yeah, you're you're a classy guy.
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Evening hands and nighttime hands.
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Sounds like you know, a little sophistication or whatever.
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I don't know.
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A little black tie affair, a little black tie jerk session.
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Uh I don't think it's called that if the robot's doing it.
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Hmm, that's an interesting question.
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Okay, now now we're really plunging into something that's interesting.
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Yeah, we're plunging on in there, bud.
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Um the because well, that brings up another aspect of it.
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Potentially, depending on what this robot is equipped with.
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Uh like uh, hey bud, left you a little present in the bathroom.
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Go take care of it.
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No, I was talking about butt sex.
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Oh, that kind of this is gonna be an editing fucking nightmare for me.
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Um there's gonna be tags on that audio all across the place.
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Oh god, yeah.
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Um tender loving baskets, you son of a bitch.
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I win.
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Uh that's a name I have not heard in a long time.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, if if we decide to keep that the the clip, I think it's worth mentioning to the potential audience members outside of bomb what tender loving baskets was.
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It was a really cool concept at the time.
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It was okay.
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No, okay.
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I'm making a note.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm making a note.
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Uh I loving I thought you were gonna keep talking.
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I didn't know you were tossing it to me.
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I'm sorry, I'm not good at it.
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Well, I'm trying to get this this back and forth rhythm going and just don't pick up on the cues.
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So anyway.
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We're going back to the robot, then the back and forth.
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Okay, sorry.
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God, you know what?
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You're right.
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I'm not picking up on the cues.
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I can't read the and then um anyway, you were saying something about baskets.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Tender loving baskets, personalized baskets for loved ones, friends, and special occasions.
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Was that the slogan?
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I don't know.
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I it's sounds pretty fucking good.
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So I hope mom uses it if she ever Yeah.
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I hope I hope maybe uh maybe she kicks it back up just so I can I can do more ad reads for her.
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Ooh.
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But anyway, yeah, mom and Mike way back when started uh a little side hustle called Tender Loving Baskets, where they would make personalized baskets for people for birthdays, anniversaries, things of that nature, and they would put together these, you know, uh you you tell them or TLB you tell them what the budget was.
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Yeah, TLB.
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Thanks thanks for thanks for that input.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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Uh so anyway, they would personalize, they'd get to understand that the recipients uh likes and and interests and hobbies and things like that, and then they would be be given a budget and they would go out and do personalized shopping and put together a basket, and they were actually really cool too.
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I mean, bespoke.
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Bespoke mask and would decorate them up and everything.
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Bespoke, yeah.
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Bespoke.
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Bespoke.
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Yeah, you just look for any opportunity to use that word, don't you?
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Only because it for no for no reason at all.
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It just completely baffles me that that word annoys you.
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And so, yes.
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It really does.
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I don't know why.
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I think it's just because you use it so much.
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I only use it so much because it annoys you so much.
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You see the you see the the loop that we've caught ourselves in?
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Yeah, it's chick we're we're kind of in a chicken and the egg kind of deal, and I I feel like I'm the egg.
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Yeah, it's like a situation that only could sort of be created by the two of well, but it's almost a bespoke situation, if you will.
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Um as you I'm gonna stop that now.
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Yeah, no, no.
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So you were in the I mean, I'm gonna say it this one time as a a a good usage of the word not to annoy you, but they truly were bespoke.
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And that is that was the thing that Rob's talking about.
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You're absolutely right.
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And that was yeah, for all you youngsters.
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I know, I know the youths are really into following this show.
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For all you youngsters, this wasn't a thing back then.
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What are you doing?
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For all you youngins listening.
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Yeah, what is all that fucking noise?
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I'm sorry, I'm adjusting.
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Okay.
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I was adjusting my my uh my mic stand was starting to to fuck around.
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Sorry.
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Okay, I'm back.
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You're good.
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Uh but no, what I was saying is like uh because this fuck.
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I don't know, 30 years ago, maybe better part of 30 years ago.
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Okay.
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Do you think?
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Sure.
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Uh my well, uh TLB?
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Yeah, or the TLUB, if you will.
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Um you know what, dude?
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I I'm getting real fucking sick and tired of this shortening it up as much as possible.
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Yeah, it was well the point I'm trying to make is uh at the point I was the 90s.
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Yeah, yeah, and I'm just it was pre-internet.
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It was pre like this was a the concept of it was like very you know, very novel at the time.
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Um and something that's been sort of commoditized these days, like you know, there's 50,000 services offering to make a custom made bad whatever.
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Um but it was it was a really a really slick idea.
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Um I loved it tenderly, really.
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Um basket.
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I couldn't I couldn't get that, couldn't get that in.
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Where's the bee, bruh?
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I think I think it would be fun if it came back and sponsored the show because then you could do you could do ad spots for it, uh uh, and they'd be fun.
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Yeah, we could we could really kind of put some some spice to it, you know, like like hey mom, you just give us the money, we'll write the ads ourselves, and you just sit back and cash in all that all those checks that are gonna be coming your way for all the TLB orders that you're gonna be getting.
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Do you think that there would be like a think they'd have like a consistent theme to them?
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Like or Oh, absolutely not.
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Oh, three.
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I have an idea.
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So it's like a sort of a I want to say noir, I don't even know what that word means, but like a noir vibe.
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Black.
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No, no, like in film noir.
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Film noir.
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Uh maybe even in black and white.
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The guy is like in one of those you know, big booths in the back of a smoky restaurant.
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He's like, Shave you ever get a basket that wasn't tender and loving?
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You'd have to kind of take it from there.
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That's all I got.
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It's pretty good opening.
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Yeah.
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Every basket I've ever received has been coarse and hateful.
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Coarse and hateful.
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And sometimes not even baskets, if you can believe that.
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One time I got a coarse napeful downright basketless.
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What's the what's the opposite of a basket?
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Uh uh whiff.
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A basketball hoop.
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A whiff?
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Yeah.
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That was pretty that was a pretty good off-the-cuff, kind of semi-deep cut, right?
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What do you call it when you miss a basketball shot?
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Oh.
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A whiff.
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Or an air ball.
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There you go.
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That would have you would have picked that faster.
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Ask me again.
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Yeah.
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Like we're doing it for the first time.
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What oh, what's a whiff?
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No, yeah.
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Did I do it right?
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No, the question is what's the opposite of a basket?
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Oh, what what's oh yeah, sorry, okay.
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Three, two, one.
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What's the opposite of a basket?
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Airball.
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Nice.
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Yay.
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I get it.
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Oh my god.
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Anyway, yeah, mom, uh, if you're if you're listening, and I hope you are, you better be.
00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:25.440
But uh let's bring back TLB because we need some ad revenue.
00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:26.080
Right.
00:15:26.320 --> 00:15:31.679
And for all the other listeners, um, you can go to tenderlovingbaskets.com for more information.
00:15:32.559 --> 00:15:33.519
Possibly.
00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:38.559
Uh which actually I guess we don't really have a vet much of a vested interest.
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W W W W.
00:15:41.279 --> 00:15:45.840
We don't really have much of a vested interest in whether the business people are do it, right?
00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:48.879
It's like just give us money, give us sponsorship money.
00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:50.480
Yeah.
00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:58.879
I mean, let us do what we do best, which is make you sound fucking awesome, and you make money off of us.
00:15:58.960 --> 00:15:59.840
You're welcome.
00:16:00.159 --> 00:16:00.799
Right?
00:16:01.360 --> 00:16:02.240
Yeah, I think so.
00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:03.279
Let's you know what?
00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:09.360
Let's let's take it beyond TLB.tenderlovingbaskets.com slash bespoke.
00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:15.919
Or dot uk for those of you that are in the in London.
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We do have a London outfit.
00:16:21.039 --> 00:16:22.000
Oh my god.
00:16:22.639 --> 00:16:24.240
What is happening?
00:16:24.399 --> 00:16:28.320
Um where did that even come from, the basket thing?
00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:37.519
I literally was just trying to to oh you did the joke with the sponsor thing.
00:16:37.840 --> 00:16:38.399
That was great.
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That was really good.
00:16:39.519 --> 00:16:40.240
Yeah, yeah.
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That was really funny.
00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:43.840
Uh yeah, we got our first spit take.
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I swear to god.
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Yeah.
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I don't know how how this whole thing ends up in an episode or whatever, but that's gonna be somewhere.
00:16:55.600 --> 00:16:58.480
I I can tell you the name of the episode.
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Okay.
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Save it for TLB.
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Thumbs down.
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Okay.
00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:07.839
You know what, dude?
00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:10.079
Uh you don't get to call all the shots.
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I it's our show.
00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:13.599
I call very few of the shots, actually.
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I'm deferential to you, as they say.
00:17:16.799 --> 00:17:19.359
Um you're yeah.
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I I uh I just think it sucks.
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I'm not saying no.
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Okay.
00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:25.680
Do I have Vita power?
00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:26.640
Do I have Vita Power?
00:17:26.880 --> 00:17:29.519
Is the title thing a two yes thing?
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How does that work?
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It's like a baby name.
00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:34.319
Um But we have to have a tiebreaker.
00:17:34.559 --> 00:17:36.880
Well, not in a not in a two yes situation.
00:17:38.640 --> 00:17:39.279
Oh, true, yeah.
00:17:39.440 --> 00:17:47.279
Yeah, well, that's not a that's not a tie that doesn't require a tie break break because a tie would indicate that one of us says yes, the other says no.
00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:50.480
But I will allow you veto power.
00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:56.240
But here's the thing you only allow two vetoes per episode titling.
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Nope.
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So I I don't agree to those terms because it's not so easy to game that system.
00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:06.480
I I don't know what you can frontload, yeah.
00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:07.200
Oh yeah, you do.
00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:11.839
You know, front load with some real stinkers, make me burn my vetoes.
00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:15.519
Okay, well, you said no to those two.
00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:17.519
How about my itchy scritchy?
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Like, damn it.
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I look down at my look down at my my little thing.
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I'm like, damn it.
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I mean vetoes.
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How do you spell scritchy, by the way?
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Scritchy.
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Um yeah, I think um I don't think there should be a limit on vetoes because that system's too easy to game.
00:18:39.440 --> 00:18:47.440
Uh I think Yeah, but but then it could become very like pedantic and petty between us, where it's just like we're gonna veto each other.
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I'll I know me.
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I'm gonna veto a great name just because you vetoed my shit.
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So just preparing you.
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But then also there's the psychological aspect of it, which is like I I suggest the name, and you're like, hmm, like it's not terrible, but is he just trying to get me to use a veto?
00:19:13.119 --> 00:19:18.160
Like it's not a total stinker, and I wouldn't be opposed to it, but I really don't like it that much, you know.
00:19:18.319 --> 00:19:22.160
Yeah, and then you're war and then you're warboarding the whole thing, right?
00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:25.359
Like Robbie, so like get the bolt and board the tax and the yarn.
00:19:26.640 --> 00:19:27.519
Okay, okay, okay.
00:19:27.599 --> 00:19:29.119
Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
00:19:31.359 --> 00:19:36.319
Okay, but I think I think there is a little bit of gray area here.
00:19:36.480 --> 00:19:38.720
It doesn't have to just be yes or no.
00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:40.799
It could be all right, let's table that one.
00:19:40.880 --> 00:19:43.839
It's it's decent, but let's see if we have something better out there, right?
00:19:43.920 --> 00:19:45.920
So I'm not vetoing it per se.
00:19:46.000 --> 00:19:51.599
I'm just saying let's let's keep spitballing and see if we can come up with something a little more catchy.
00:19:51.920 --> 00:19:52.799
Okay, yeah, no.
00:19:53.039 --> 00:19:54.240
I think we're on the same page then.
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I'm not I wasn't saying that uh for every suggestion we have to say yes or no to it.
00:20:01.359 --> 00:20:06.559
I was just saying that we have the option to say no to anything.
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So like if you bring one to the table and you're like, uh, this is the title, I really love it, and it's just a clunker, I can just say no, and you can do the same thing too.
00:20:16.480 --> 00:20:21.200
But so no big titty witty committee.
00:20:21.759 --> 00:20:22.799
No, that's not gonna happen.
00:20:23.279 --> 00:20:23.680
Fantastic.
00:20:23.759 --> 00:20:29.519
Save it for the write that one down for when Jamie comes on.
00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:31.759
Hi Jamie.
00:20:32.000 --> 00:20:36.880
Um, she's probab she's probably bogged down with her own production schedules and stuff on her show.
00:20:39.039 --> 00:20:44.880
It's uh the thing is uh support everything you do.
00:20:45.200 --> 00:20:45.759
Right.
00:20:47.359 --> 00:20:48.400
Oh yeah, me too.
00:20:48.480 --> 00:20:55.279
Uh um no, the thing is uh we you get so yeah, you don't give anything up by saying yes.
00:20:55.359 --> 00:20:56.720
So it's like you suggest a name.
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And I'm like, yeah, that I'm fine with that.
00:20:58.960 --> 00:21:00.400
Um doesn't mean we have to use it.
00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:02.720
But you're just like, like, now you know I'm fine with it.
00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:05.039
So you you really you really only pull the veto.
00:21:05.359 --> 00:21:13.359
The veto we each have the authority to just say, I feel very strongly that I don't want that episode to be called this.
00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:16.400
I'm exercising one of my vetoes.
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You really did not like save it for teal.
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I'm really upset.
00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:22.240
Okay.
00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:28.640
I thought it was really you know, and this is really more of a a compliment to you, Rob.
00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:30.480
Clever guy.
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Like clever.
00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:31.759
Okay.
00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:32.640
All right, I'm gonna let you talk.
00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:42.640
I thought I thought it was I thought it was uh what really below your level.
00:21:43.599 --> 00:21:43.920
Okay.
00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:44.480
Yeah.
00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:45.839
That's what I was trying to say.
00:21:46.000 --> 00:21:47.839
Like you can do a lot better, is what I meant.
00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:49.039
Yeah.
00:21:49.279 --> 00:21:52.480
You know how I received that, how I interpret what you just said?
00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:56.640
It's the equivalent of a father saying, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
00:21:56.880 --> 00:21:59.759
No, it's I think you're totally yeah.
00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:01.279
You're taking it the wrong way.
00:22:01.519 --> 00:22:03.839
Uh when you here let's do this.
00:22:04.079 --> 00:22:10.799
When you get when you did the tender loving basket thing and I spit hook, that was some top tier shit right there.
00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:12.559
Save it for the TLB.
00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:15.599
I'm saying you can throw a better ball than them.
00:22:16.799 --> 00:22:17.680
Okay, I got it.
00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:18.240
Okay.
00:22:18.799 --> 00:22:19.359
You ready?
00:22:19.599 --> 00:22:20.000
Yeah.
00:22:20.720 --> 00:22:24.799
Save it for, and then in parentheses, your ad your ad here.
00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:27.839
That's a really good track.
00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:29.440
Um pito?
00:22:29.680 --> 00:22:30.480
You're like veto.
00:22:32.720 --> 00:22:38.720
Uh that that's a cute that's uh it's a cute name, actually.
00:22:38.880 --> 00:22:40.640
Like I I like the idea of it.
00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:46.319
I would be it's uh so I have to go into two modes here.
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One, which is like opinion, I like it.
00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:51.519
I think it's very cute.
00:22:51.839 --> 00:22:55.200
Two, which is no, and this is how my brain works sometimes.
00:22:55.440 --> 00:23:07.279
Two is like the practical production side of it, like that's probably a if I had to guess, that's probably a bit that's been played a lot in YouTube and podcast, do you think?
00:23:07.519 --> 00:23:08.799
And I'm guessing.
00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:14.720
Uh yeah, I mean I think what you're trying to get at it's too cliche.
00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:17.519
Well maybe I'm saying it could be.
00:23:17.759 --> 00:23:18.319
I don't know.
00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:23.680
I'm saying it's good, but it's the kind of thing that could have been done or is being done.
00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:26.079
Okay, I mean, you could be right.
00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:30.160
Okay, using the same thought process, you could be right.
00:23:31.759 --> 00:23:33.039
I see what you did there.
00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:42.000
Um that's uh and you could be I can't use my bleep button on the show because it breaks everything.
00:23:43.119 --> 00:23:46.079
Don't do it because it might cut out the whole episode.
00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:46.880
Yeah, I know.
00:23:46.960 --> 00:23:47.519
I can't do it.
00:23:47.599 --> 00:23:48.480
It's so sad.
00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:54.160
Um I have uh a little bit of an update.
00:23:54.400 --> 00:23:59.599
Um The Suburban's check engine light came back on since we started recording.
00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:01.759
Okay, go ahead, sorry.
00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:03.599
It's possible.
00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:10.960
Um no, I actually have an update, uh some breaking news with regard to tender loving baskets.
00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:18.720
Um just happened in the last ten minutes since we've been talking about what to name our baby.
00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:23.599
Um tenderlovingbaskets.com is taken.
00:24:47.839 --> 00:24:48.400
All right.
00:24:49.519 --> 00:24:51.359
The worst web upside I've ever seen.
00:24:53.279 --> 00:24:56.880
In my defense, I've only owned it for about forty-two seconds.
00:24:58.000 --> 00:24:59.519
Uh okay, well.
00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:02.240
You want to talk about fucking up setups?
00:25:02.319 --> 00:25:03.200
Alright, bud.
00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:07.680
So I'm like, okay.
00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:12.319
The website's taken, and it's sh it's like, oh man, well that sucks.
00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:16.000
And then it's like, buy me, heroes journey, whatever.
00:25:16.480 --> 00:25:18.079
Yay! Yeah.
00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:31.519
I uh I I I'm just saying, like, you're usually the type of person where it's like there's a lot of pizzazz, you know.
00:25:31.599 --> 00:25:35.680
It's it it's not just like, yeah, I bought the website, I own the website now.
00:25:35.759 --> 00:25:42.400
It's usually like, oh, and we also have an order queue and like put everything together with AI in about 10 seconds.
00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:45.359
That's more your well, I appreciate that.
00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:55.680
Um I thought I thought in this case, you know, there was something to the fact that it was late breaking happening in real time.
00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:57.279
And also, I do have a question for you.
00:25:57.680 --> 00:25:57.920
Okay.
00:25:58.480 --> 00:25:59.200
Yeah, please.
00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:09.599
Did you notice um granted uh it doesn't have all the pizzazz and stuff or whatever, but I I don't know if you noticed, but did you notice at the bottom it says we're under construction?
00:26:10.400 --> 00:26:12.720
Please check back soon for an update.
00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:14.240
Did you notice that part?
00:26:14.559 --> 00:26:17.119
No, no, soon, just please check back for an update.
00:26:17.440 --> 00:26:18.640
Soon there it is, okay.
00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:19.279
Yeah, at the end.
00:26:19.519 --> 00:26:19.839
Soon.
00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:20.240
Yeah.
00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:21.920
Sorry, I didn't finish reading that.
00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:22.880
Right.
00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:27.440
Um, I appreciate the clarification.
00:26:28.000 --> 00:26:31.759
I would like to kindly invite you to and check for at another.
00:26:32.559 --> 00:26:34.000
I'm not doing anything with this website.
00:26:34.240 --> 00:26:36.880
Don't fucking I'm not doing anything with this damn thing.
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:37.680
Okay.
00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:39.680
Okay, but hear me out.
00:26:39.839 --> 00:26:50.000
That's actually genius because now that we own the the website, we kind of have some levers to pull with mom, right?
00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:52.400
It's like we it's our website right now.
00:26:52.559 --> 00:27:01.759
If you want, if you want this business to to flourish once again, give us some ad, you know, pay us for give us some sponsorship dollars, dog, you know?
00:27:01.839 --> 00:27:04.079
Come on, uh a couple things.
00:27:04.160 --> 00:27:08.960
I think that's technically called a hostage situation, and I'm all for it.
00:27:09.200 --> 00:27:20.559
Um but the other thing is, I think with regard to a business that she lost interest in the better part of three decades ago, I'm not sure how much leverage we really have.
00:27:24.160 --> 00:27:37.920
Yeah, I mean the trick, the play, the play is to come in soft and like talk about it and sort of like, you know, Jedi mind trick her into getting interested in it starting all over again.
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:40.799
And then one day she's like, Did you know tenderlivingbuskits.com is taken?
00:27:40.960 --> 00:27:45.920
You're like, oh god, it is those bastards.
00:27:46.160 --> 00:27:50.000
All right, so basically we gotta cut out the last three minutes of audio from this next episode.
00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:53.119
The last 37 minutes based on my clock.
00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:57.359
37 minutes?
00:27:57.920 --> 00:28:01.119
Well, okay, but we just talked about the ruse just now.
00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:09.279
Like the rest of it is really good lead up to get her, like get get her motivated to start making baskets again tenderly and lovingly.
00:28:09.519 --> 00:28:11.200
Yeah, uh, in baskets.
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:14.799
Um You're probably right.
00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:22.640
Uh I think there's probably a few things that need to be like probably trimmed out of there here and there.
00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:31.200
Um uh but yeah, it's like uh remember when we talked about fuck on that one recording, it's like, well, we can't hear this.
00:28:31.519 --> 00:28:35.039
Um I don't know how that's related, actually.
00:28:37.200 --> 00:28:43.359
Yeah, I think you just look for it's it's it's between bespoke and referring to to that.
00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:44.480
You wanna go there, bud?
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:47.680
Oh no who brings those those are my two bugaboos.
00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:49.759
Those are my two bugaboos.
00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:53.039
The second bugaboo is your bugaboo.
00:28:53.119 --> 00:28:55.039
You're the one who fucking brings up all the time.
00:28:56.799 --> 00:28:59.519
Yeah, because the thing lives rent-free in my head.
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:03.359
What if you're saying I don't want to go through it?
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:12.480
What if we manufactured a gift basket rivalry and uh set up a competing company called Bugaboo Baskets?
00:29:12.799 --> 00:29:17.839
And what if we called it more tender and more loving baskets?
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:21.680
That's a little that's wordy.
00:29:25.440 --> 00:29:32.079
There's another potential angle, which is like sort of a high energy, like bro kind of guy.
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.079
It's like uh, how do you like your steaks?
00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:35.440
Tender, how do you like your puppies?
00:29:35.599 --> 00:29:37.440
Loving, put it in a basket.
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:45.119
They practically write themselves at this point.
00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:45.680
They do.
00:29:46.000 --> 00:29:48.480
It's got legs, and I didn't do that one on purpose.
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:49.759
It really does.
00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:51.680
A lot of potential.
00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:54.720
Oh, so good.
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:56.319
So good.
00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:57.440
All right, yeah.
00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:01.920
Well, if she doesn't start it back up, I certainly am because I'm I'm I'm bought in.
00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:03.119
I'm I'm all the way in.
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:06.960
Well, I think we have uh she's not going to, by the way.
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:08.480
Um I know.
00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:11.119
I think we have you actually think that I okay, go ahead.
00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:15.519
I maybe sometimes I say things m more for myself.
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:20.240
I think you know she she's not gonna do it.
00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:20.960
She's not gonna do it.
00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:21.839
Don't get you hopes up.
00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:22.400
Yeah.
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:26.480
It's you know, I had a teacher in high school, uh, I can't remember his name.
00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:28.720
He was it's kind of funny though.
00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:34.240
Um he used to do this thing, uh, where he'd be like writing on the board and he'd be like, Oh, is that right?
00:30:35.279 --> 00:30:38.720
And then he'd be like, turn in the class, he'd be like, I'm not crazy, don't worry.
00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:40.799
It's okay, it's totally normal to talk to yourself.
00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:43.920
They say you're only crazy if you start responding to yourself.
00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:45.359
Yes, that's true.
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:50.480
It's a good bit.
00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:53.039
Um that is a good bit.
00:30:53.279 --> 00:31:02.720
Yeah, but I was gonna say, um, you know, this because it does, they write themselves.
00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:39.119
This has potential to be a just like uh a not say a gimmick, but like like a bit, like an ongoing bit, like a like a brand that we pretend not pretend, but like basically we live in a you and I live in a world where our mother has resurrected this business and is doing it and is worse, you know, doing ad reads for it and all of that stuff, but she's not, and it would be great if we could actually generate traffic going to the website.
00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:41.200
Yeah.
00:31:41.519 --> 00:31:46.000
Like, mom, you already got like a thousand visitors in the last month.
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Like you need you need to get this thing going again.
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:52.000
Oh my gosh.
00:31:52.240 --> 00:32:00.799
This is like uh this is like uh I don't want to say an anti-sponsorship, but like it's like an it's like a sponsorship inversion.
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Like we're trying to go to all the efforts to publicize and advertise a business that we hope will start so that they can sponsor us.
00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:15.279
Yeah, I mean I it's essentially a grassroots movement, is what we're trying to start.
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:18.240
Yeah, we're in we're like a fucking incubator, right?
00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:23.920
Or yeah, or here hear meow, a wicker roots movement.
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:26.319
Ooh, that was not that was not too bad.
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Yeah.
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:28.480
Okay, cool.
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Thanks.
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I thought of it all by myself.
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Well, I could tell you put a lot of tender love and thought into that basket.
00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:43.440
Tender loving that basket of analogies that uh yeah.
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I think we but I'm I'm I'm a hundred percent behind you on this though.
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Like we just need to start feathering these TLB ad reads into each episode.
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Just yeah, it'd be a fun gimmick.
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I think it would be great.
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And it's just like no background, but it's just this thing that we we do every time.
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In unrelated nudes, we have an ad a quick ad for y'all.
00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:11.519
Yeah.
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Or just like uh I think it'd be hilarious if we just in the middle of an episode just like eh, quick, quick ad break.
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:25.519
Like, kind of like how uh oh good news.
00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:27.519
Yeah.
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When we're talking about card news, yeah, yeah.
00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:36.319
Uh like how come the clock unclean V?
00:33:36.559 --> 00:33:38.400
Oh, because you had to disconnect.
00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:39.359
Wait.
00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:43.279
Trying to forgot why these clocks are so you had to disconnect.
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:45.839
Oh, they're exactly the same, but god, I'm dumb.
00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:48.559
Cause I was looking at, oh my god, I'm so stupid.
00:33:48.640 --> 00:33:50.079
This is fucking priceless.
00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:51.359
I'm gonna give this to you.
00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:53.599
Um it's kind of like the video of me running daintily.
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So I catch the truck.
00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:57.839
Um, this is a little thing you can hang on to.
00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:06.799
I I was looking at clean feed and it says 91 minutes and change, right?
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And I look down at my board and um it says one hour, 31 minutes and change.
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I'm like, why are they so different?
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:15.119
Oh my god.
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Why are these so different?
00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:21.840
Oh did I forget to start something somewhere?
00:34:22.159 --> 00:34:23.679
Oh god, that's pretty bad.
00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:24.880
Hilarious.
00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:29.760
Uh, but actually the reason I thought I'm a little relieved it was you because I would have done the same thing.
00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:30.079
Yeah.
00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:36.239
But the reason I that happened is I did look at, I was like, Jesus Christ, we've got 90 minutes here.
00:34:36.559 --> 00:34:37.920
Well, I gotta okay.
00:34:38.239 --> 00:34:40.559
Let's let's do the the outro for that real quick.
00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:41.760
Uh okay.
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:44.079
Well, I hate to cut you off, dude.
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:46.719
But uh motherfucker.
00:34:48.000 --> 00:34:48.719
Alright, I'm done.
00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:53.039
I hate to cut you off, dude, but you motherfucker.
00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:54.320
I sorry.
00:34:54.559 --> 00:34:57.840
Uh there's I'm literally done now.
00:34:58.320 --> 00:34:59.679
I did not do that on purpose.
00:34:59.920 --> 00:35:06.639
Okay, I'm gonna count down backwards from three, and at the end of it, I will be done so I don't do this to you again.
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Three, two, one.
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Where's the two?
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Three, two, one.
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Where's the one?
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What are you doing?
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:17.679
Oh, am I looking away?
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Damn it.
00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:20.480
Okay, three, two, one.
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And that's our podcast.
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You can't leave people on a tender loving cliffhanger.
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Tender loving cliffhanger.
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That was so good.
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One breath top, the other jumps, half the and we're off big weird facts.